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Rip-Roaring Comedy Opens Summer Season at Barter AMEn performs “Songs Of America”

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An Evening with 3 Incredible Singer-Songwriters The Loafer/Stellar Studios Escape Adventure

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BORDER BASH

Volume 30 • Issue #24

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Publisher Luci Tate Editor Graphic Arts Director Don Sprinkle

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Border Bash Is Back

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22nd Annual Siege of Fort Watauga

Cover Design Bill May

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“From Earth To The Universe”

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Joe Pug at Thursday Jams

Advertising Dave Carter Terry Patterson Lori Howell Beth Jinks-Ashbrook Patti Barr Sam Jones

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Founders After 5 Concerts Returns

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Music Competition Announced

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Annual Memorial Day Race

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BILLY CRAWFORD BAND at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) Saturday, May 21st

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Storyteller Live! Welcomes Dolores Hydock

28 Things To Do 29

Pets Of The Week

30 Classifieds

22nd Annual Siege of Fort Watauga

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Spotlight - Great Music & Fun Times

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elebrating 17 years in Historic Downtown, Border Bash—Bristol’s premier spring/summer concert series—is back for another amazing season starting May 20, 2016! Hosted by Believe in Bristol, the Birthplace of Country Music, and the Cities of Bristol, Virginia and Tennessee, Border Bash is about fun, family, great music, and creating memories to last a lifetime.

“Border Bash is a tradition that showcases everything that makes Downtown Bristol special, and that includes great live music,” said Christina Blevins, Executive Director of Believe in Bristol.

“Bristol’s downtown is definitely a hub for a wide variety of food, unique shopping, community events, and an all-around great place to come together with friends and family. This year Border Bash will introduce audiences to a whole new roster of talented, emerging acts that cross a wide range of genres.”

“We look forward to Border Bash every year,” said Leah Ross, Executive Director of the Birthplace of Country Music. “It’s a great kick-off to festival season, and it gives residents and travelers alike an added incentive to enjoy everything Historic Downtown Bristol has to offer.”

Border Bash takes place on State Street in Historic Downtown Bristol. Vendors and activities set up at 6:30 p.m. and live music begins at 7:00 p.m.

Border Bash is a free community event supported by the Cities of Bristol, Virginia/Tennessee, Anne and Ben Cowan, Bank of Tennessee, Blackbird Bakery, Blakley-Mitchell Co., Brown, Edwards & Co., Camellia Digital, Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Express AV Productions, New Peoples Bank, Renasant Bank, Revolution Curbside Recycling, Strongwell Corporation, The Bristol Hotel: McCall Capital, LLC, Tom and Barbara Smith/ Merrill Lynch, Tri City Tent and Event, Walling Distributing, Wells Fargo and media sponsors Bristol Herald Courier, WBCM Radio Bristol, 99.3 The X, Electric 94.9 FM, WCYB-5, and WXBQ 96.9 FM.

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2016 Border Bash Band Lineup:

About Believe in Bristol Believe in Bristol is a non-profit organization, composed of dedicated citizens, business owners, and other friends of Bristol who recognize the role a vital downtown plays in preserving and furthering our communities identity, spirit, and economy.

Believe in Bristol’s mission is to foster the collaborative vibrant nature of both Bristols by building a community of culture, lifestyle, heritage, music, and economy. Believe in Bristol strives to strengthen the heart and soul of our Historic Downtown and facilitate its future growth by implementing the Main Street Four Point Approach focusing on Organization, Design, Promotion and Economic Vitality. For more information about Believe in Bristol and to search other downtown Bristol events, visit www.BelieveInBristol.org.

About the Birthplace of Country Music The Birthplace of Country Music is the parent non-profit of the Birthplace of Country Music Museum, the Bristol Rhythm & Roots Reunion music festival, and Radio Bristol. BCM showcases Bristol, Virginia/Tennessee’s role in the birth and development of country music through these entities and also through a multitude of community and educational outreach programs. For more information about the organization, visitwww.BirthplaceofCountryMusic.org.

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22nd Annual Siege of Fort Watauga

n Saturday, May 21st and Sunday, May 22nd, Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park will host nearly 200 living history re-enactors for the annual Siege of Fort Watauga. Colonial, British, and Native re-enactors will converge at the recreated Fort Watauga at Sycamore Shoals to relive the days when America’s first frontier was the land beyond the blue ridge.

The Siege of Fort Watauga is a live retelling of the Cherokee attack brought on the settlers of the Watauga valley in the summer of 1776. At Sycamore Shoals, Fort Watauga offered protection to nearly 200 settlers during a two-week siege led by Cherokee War Chief, Old Abram, and 300 warriors.

Sycamore Shoals will once again be the scene of war during the Siege of Fort Watauga. The event lasts from 10:00 am to 5:00 pm on Saturday, May 21st and 10:00 am to 3:00 pm on Sunday, May 22nd. Step back in time as you visit the fort, militia camps, British encampment, and Native camp. Be immersed in 18th century frontier life as you witness daily aspects of colonial culture. See the clash of two cultures as the attack on fort Watauga is recreated both days at 1:00 pm. Also, attend our auction of 18th century reproductions on Saturday.

This year we are excited to welcome author, journalist, composer, and film producer Nadia Dean as our guest speaker. On Saturday, May 21st at 11:00 am Dean will be speaking about, and previewing her film Cameron.

“Alexander Cameron--married to a Cherokee—soon finds himself in conflict with southern colonists who are in rebellion against the king. The Cherokees are likewise forced into divided loyalties between the British and colonial rebels. Nadia has at last given a voice to Cameron and the Cherokee warrior Dragging Canoe” (Ila Hatter, Appalachian author).

The film is based on Nadia Dean’s latest book A Demand of Blood – The Cherokee War of 1776. The books are available in the Sycamore Shoals Gift Store, and there will be an opportunity to have your book signed by the author.

Also during the event take advantage of colonial merchants selling period wares in “Sutler’s Row”. There will be several vendors offering a myriad of 18th century reproduction items for the colonial enthusiast or the primitive decorator. Vendors

this year include “Johnson & Moffet” specializing in hand crafted wooden items and herbal remedies, Trader Bob offering tanned animal pelts and hides, Ft. Vause Outfitters specializing in finished leather goods, and several other vendors offering everything from 18th century reproduction clothing, weaponry, and original antiques, to replica housewares and military accouterments.

Several Revolutionary War living history units will be in attendance and will make the 18th century come to life during the weekend. Units include the 1st Maryland based in Hendersonville, NC, Musgrove’s Mill Militia and the South Carolina Rangers based in upstate South Carolina, and two British units; the 42nd Light Infantry and the North Carolina Highland Regiment. The host unit is the Washington County Regiment of North Carolina Militia based at Sycamore Shoals

State Historic Park. Numerous individuals also participate in the event portraying many 18th century walks of life including Cherokee Natives, Backcountry Hunters, Farmers, Housewives, African Slaves, Commoners and Gentry.

For more information on this and other exciting events at Sycamore Shoals please contact the park at 423-543-5808 or visit the park’s website at www.sycamoreshoalstn.org. Bring the entire family and see how your ancestors played a crucial role in our region’s history and in the formation of our nation. Hear the rattle of muskets, smell the campfire smoke, and see the 18th century come to life at the Siege of Fort Watauga. This event is sponsored by The Washington County Regiment of North Carolina Militia and Friends of Sycamore Shoals State Historic Area.

Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park, 1651 W. Elk Ave. Elizabethton, TN 37643

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European Southern Observatory’s

“From Earth to the Universe”

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debuts at Bays Mountain Park

ays Mountain Park’s Planetarium is pleased to announce the showing “From Earth to the Universe” for the months of May-August as the theater’s main feature. For May, the show will be provided at 1:00 and 4:00 p.m. on the weekends and at 4:00 p.m. Tuesday-Friday. For JuneAugust, show times are 1:00 and 4:00 p.m. weekdays, and 1:00, 4:00, and 5:00 p.m. on the weekends.

The show covers a lot of astronomy. From ancient observers, to magnificent observatories, to the farthest reaches of the Cosmos. The show was produced by the European Southern Observatory (ESO) and was made available via a grant for international distribution.

The show is great for all visitors, but some content may be best for mid elementary school ages and above. The show will run about 40 minutes.

Info from ESO: The night sky, both beautiful and mysterious, has been the subject of campfire stories, ancient myths and awe for as long as there have been people.

A desire to comprehend the Universe may well be humanity’s oldest shared intellectual experience. Yet only recently have we truly begun to grasp our place in the vast cosmos.

To learn about this journey of celestial discovery, from the theories of the ancient Greek astronomers to today’s grandest telescopes, we invite you to experience “From Earth to the Universe.”

Directed by the young Greek filmmaker Theofanis N. Matsopoulos, and featuring a sweeping soundtrack from Norwegian composer Johan B. Monell, viewers can revel in

the splendour of the various worlds in the Solar System and the ferocity of the scorching Sun. From Earth to the Universe then leaves our home to take the audience out to the colourful birthplaces and burial grounds of stars, and still further out, beyond the Milky Way, to the unimaginable immensity of a myriad galaxies. Along the way, the audience will learn about the history of astronomy, the invention of the telescope, and today’s giant telescopes that allow us continue to probe ever deeper into the Universe.

Director Theofanis N. Matsopoulos described the film as “a colourful and inspiring journey… the visuals are stunning and really speak for themselves in showing just how far humanity’s ambition has taken us in terms of observing and understanding the Universe.”

Tickets are $4.00 per person and can be purchased at the gift shop located in the Nature Center.

Bays Mountain Park is ranked as one of Tennessee’s Top 50 Most Visited Attractions, according to the State of Tennessee Department of Tourist Development, and welcomes over 150,000 visitors annually.

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he Thursday Jams summer concert series showcases a wide range of nationally recognized bands at the Abingdon Market Pavilion each Thursday evening through July 21. Presented by Blue Ridge Beverages and the Abingdon Music Experience, the concerts are free and open to the public; a beer garden will be provided by Abingdon Main Street, and local food vendors will be on hand.

Music will begin 7:00 pm each Thursday at the Abingdon Market Pavilion, with a beer garden benefitting Abingdon Main Street opening at 6:30 pm. A variety of food truck and local vendors will be on hand offering concessions. The events are familyfriendly, and attendees are encouraged to bring their chairs and or blankets to enjoy the shows. No outside alcohol is allowed.

For more information, call 276-676-2282 or email Event Coordinator Sara Saavedra at ssaavedra@abingdon-va.gov.

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May 19th - Joe

Pug & Horse Feathers

If You Like: Josh Ritter, Ryan Adams, The Avett Brothers, Bob Dylan, Gregory Alan Isakov Joe Pug got his musical start by providing CDs for his fans to pass along to their friends. This led to a string of sold out shows and a record deal with Nashville indie Lightning Rod Records, and an opening gig for Steve Earl’s tour. Since then Pug has been on the road for hundreds of shows, including at Lollapalooza, Bonnaroo and The Newport Folk Festival Justin Ringle, the man behind all ten years of Horse Feathers, steers away from the sometimes melancholy feel of prior albums with their latest album ‘So It Is With Us’. An acoustic group playing slow-burning, minimalist folk, Horse Feathers invoke the nostalgic.

For more information on bands, plus photos and videos, visit www.abingdonmusicexperience.com

RIP-ROARING COMEDY OPENS SUMMER SEASON AT BARTER THEATRE

arter Theatre’s summer season, always known for it’s comedy and grandeur, opens with beloved comedy “Greater Tuna” starring Mary Lucy Bivins and Michael Poisson on May 20.

“Greater Tuna,” which was most recently performed at Barter Theatre more than a decade ago, has always been a favorite of Barter audiences. This eccentrically fun performance features just two actors portraying 20 different oddball characters at Barter’s intimate Stage II. Audience favorites, Mary Lucy Bivins and Michael Poisson are excited to be taking on the challenge of such a fun but demanding show. Mary Lucy Bivins said, “Two actors playing twenty characters between them is both challenging and enormous fun! I love the intimacy of Stage II and having the audience close. It is the perfect space for a comedy like ‘Greater Tuna.’”

Richard Rose, who will direct “Greater Tuna,” sees the comedy as an inherently relatable production.

Rose said, “We laugh with recognition at the behavior and beliefs of the people of Tuna. Yet, in some manner, we know we share many of the characteristics and beliefs they represent. That’s why we can laugh so hard at and with them.”

Barter Theatre’s recent pricing changes stand to make “Greater Tuna” accessible to an even larger audience than ever. On April 26, Barter Theatre announced they are now offering tickets to all performances starting at $20 along with other pricing changes, which simplify the ticket buying process.

“Greater Tuna” is made possible by corporate sponsors Southwest Virginia Higher Education Center and The Rogers Group. Barter Theatre is funded in part by The Virginia Commission for the Arts and The National Endowment for the Arts.

To purchase tickets to “Greater Tuna” or other Barter production call 276-628-3991 or visit bartertheatre.com.

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Founders After 5 Concert Series Returns

ast August and September, the community and visitors embraced the Founders After 5 music series, and the Johnson City Development Authority has brought it back bigger and better.

Every Friday night through September, with the exception of First Fridays, Founders After 5 will be held in the Founders Park Amphitheater and features a wonderful cross section of music genres.

The free music series begins at 6 pm and usually runs until 8 pm, unless the band and the crowd are having so much fun, the music keeps flowing.

On May 20, a regional favorite, Bill and the Belles, will bring their three-part harmonies and masterful instrumentation to life in the park. A fun, entertaining trio, music fans will adore their style. Bill and the Belles is sponsored by Portico Restaurant.

May 27, is a double bill with Ian Thomas and the Band of Drifters followed by ETSU’s Greyscale group. Ian Thomas is based out of Knoxville and has been a part of some great festivals recently, including Bonnaroo, and Rhythm & Roots.

Thomas draws on a variety of American roots influences, delivering a captivating raw live performance. The music will begin at 5:30 pm on May 27. Greyscale is an accomplished ensemble that focuses on jazz and pop, but always add in a bit of other tastes to please the crowd. Talent night sponsor for May 27 is Axis Security.

Other bands lined up for the series include: Forlorn Strangers, Trongone Band, Big Daddy Love, Megan Jean and the KFB, The Get Right Band, Dangermuffin, Sally and George, Fat Cheek Kat, this mountain, Comet Conductors, Josh Daniel and Mark Scimick Project, Jubal, Guy Marshall and Bombadil.

Links to all the bands websites can be found at downtownJC.com.

“Founders After 5 is a great way to begin your weekend”, says Robert Williams, JCDA chair. “Invite your friends to meet you at Founders Park and enjoy great

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music and the company of others who enjoy being in downtown Johnson City.”

Each evening, the featured bands will play two sets, music begins at 6 pm with a 15 minute break. You are invited to bring a blanket or chair, pick up a to go order from your favorite downtown restaurant or make plans to dine downtown after the music ends. Beer, soft drinks and water will be available for sale at the event.

Founders After 5 is sponsored by YeeHaw Brewing Company, Eastman Credit Union, Johnson City Chamber of Commerce/ Convention and Visitors Bureau, and the Johnson City Development Authority.

The Founders Park Amphitheater is located in Downtown on Commerce Street.

Parking is available at the Pavilion at Founders, in the public lot between Main and Market by Boone Street and in the Downtown Center Parking Garage. For more information about Founders After 5, visit downtownjc.com.

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“Gathering in the Gap” Announces Annual Music Competitions

Band and instrument competitions provide opportunities for regional musicians

he 2016 “Gathering in the Gap” Music Festival, which will be held at the Southwest Virginia Museum Historical State Park in Big Stone Gap on May 28, offers an opportunity for area musicians to test their skills in a variety of musical competitions. Performers can compete in old-time and bluegrass divisions and on multiple instruments.

Competition categories include banjo, fiddle, bluegrass guitar, bluegrass mandolin, bluegrass band, and old-time band. Two age groups will compete in all categories except bluegrass band and old-time band: 17 and under and 18 and over.

Judges will use the following criteria in scoring the contestants: arrangement, rhythm and timing, musicianship, technique, and stage presence. When scoring musicianship, the judges will be looking for tasteful, dynamic, and entertaining performances. Scores for technique will be based on the technical competence of a contestant’s fingering, bowing, or picking.

Cash prizes and certificates will be presented to winners in each category with a top prize of $500 for first place in the old-time band and bluegrass band categories.

Each contestant must fill out a registration form and pay admission to the festival. There is no additional cost for the competitions. All competitors will play two songs: one fast and one slow. All competing bands must consist of three or more members. For a complete set of competition rules, a schedule of events, or a downloadable registration form, please visit the “Gathering in the Gap” Music Festival website at www.gatheringinthegapmusicfestival.com and click on “Competitions.” For more information about any of the festival events, please call the park at 276-523-1322 or visit the website mentioned above.

The award-winning Virginia State Parks are managed by the Virginia Department of Conservation and Recreation.

For more information about Virginia State Parks’ activities and amenities or to make reservations in one of the more than 1,800 campsites or 300 climate-controlled cabins, call the Virginia State Parks Reservation Center at 800-933-PARK or visit www.virginiastateparks.gov.

Appalachian Men’s Ensemble to perform “Songs of America”

The Appalachian Men’s Ensemble (AMEn) will present a concert titled “Songs of America” Sunday, May 22nd at 3 p.m. at Munsey Memorial United Methodist Church, 201 E Market St, Johnson City. This is the final concert of the AMEn season and will feature familiar American tunes from a broad range of genres, including folk songs, gospel, spirituals, musical theatre, hymns, and the music of renowned American composers such as Aaron Copland and Alice Parker. Highlights include Shenandoah, Wayfaring Stranger, At the River, Gentle Annie, and Sixteen Tons. AMEn is an all-male vocal ensemble of auditioned voices from throughout the greater Tri-Cities area. The group is dedicated to performing a wide range of choral repertoire – both sacred and secular – from the late Middles Ages to the present. AMEn’s programming and presentation of music is vast and varied, featuring a capella pieces, accompanied songs, rock and pop arrangements, and classical works from a variety of cultures. AMEn is unique in its formation and execution, representing one of the few male choral ensembles of its size to perform music of such a demanding caliber while also programming popular arrangements and familiar standards. AMEn was founded in the fall of 2013. Dr. Alan Stevens is the Artistic Director and Jonathan Mehl is the primary pianist. Stevens is also the Associate Director of Choral Activities at East Tennessee State University.

Admission is $10 for adults and $5 for students. For more information, contact AMEn at AppalachianMensEnsemble@gmail.com. Concert updates and additional information about AMEn can be found on their Facebook page, www.Facebook.com/AMEnEnsemble

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Annual Memorial Day Race to Benefit The American Cancer Society

HE HOPE 4 race and wellness walk starts at 8:04AM on Memorial Day, May 30, in Greeneville, TN. Now in its sixth year, THE HOPE 4 has become a Memorial Day tradition for families across the region.

Discount registration is offered to cancer survivors, members of the military and veterans, police, fire fighters, and EMS personnel.

The event features courses through beautiful countryside and an exciting finish at the Tusculum College Indoor Practice Field. Local musicians provide entertainment along the way, and more music and great snacks greet participants at the finish line inside the Indoor Practice Field.

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Kids 4-10 may participate in supervised activities within the Indoor Practice Field while parents participate in the 4-mile race or 4K wellness walk. Kidz Run 4 Fun, an indoor 1-mile untimed run immediately follows. All kids who participate will receive a medal.

Students from Science Hill High School created original art awards for this year‘s 4-mile race. Awards are given to the Top Overall female and male, winners of the Master, Grandmaster, and Senior Grandmaster divisions, and to the top four winners in each age category. Team awards are given to each church, school, business, family and friends, or Relay For Life team with the most members participating in any THE HOPE 4 event. All team members receive a special discount on registration.

The Tusculum Police, Volunteer Fire Department, Tusculum College Security, and volunteers will be on-hand to ensure a safe event for runners, walkers, and the community.

Mail-in and online registration is now underway. For online registration, go to TheHOPE4.com. Early registration (guaranteed t-shirt) ends May 21. In-person registration & packet pickup will be held on May 27 from 3-7 PM at American Greetings, 101 American Road in Afton, and at the event on May 30.

Event-day registration and kid’s activities begin at 7:04 AM, with the race and walk starting at 8:04. The Kidz Run 4 Fun starts at 9:04, followed by an Awards Ceremony and door prizes at 9:34.

Coordinated by The AG Wrappers, a Relay For Life team based at American Greetings, proceeds from THE HOPE 4 support the American Cancer Society. Since 2007, each year the AG Wrappers raise over $25,000 for the fight against cancer. The team received the American Cancer Society’s 2012 Stay Well Award in recognition of THE HOPE 4.

Donations for The Hope Lodge Nashville will be accepted at early packet pickup on May 27 and at the race registration and finish line areas on May 30. Suggested items include toiletries and household goods (paper towels, cleaners, etc.). The Hope Lodge provides free housing to patients and caregivers during cancer treatment.

For more information visit TheHOPE4.com, email moreinfo@ TheHOPE4.com, or call (423) 636-2141.

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he Willow Tree Coffeehouse and Music Room in conjunction with Brando the Great Productions present The Man in the Moon Vaudeville Revue on the Full Moon of Saturday May 21, 2016.

In February 1916, when American live entertainment was in its heyday, Houdini performed his hanging Strait-Jacket escape to promote his upcoming Vaudeville appearance. It was a time before Big Screen Theaters and a long time before Wi-Fi and iPhones. Connected by eye contact and the human spirit, the entertainer and the audience were both part of the act. Relive that ragtime energy as we recreate a prestigious entertainment of the vintage age, . . . if only for one strange evening.

More than a show, the novelty acts of The Man in the Moon Vaudeville Revue craft an experience you can’t miss.

The night begins at 6 pm with the Full Moon Dime Museum presentation of a series of weird and wonderful performances.

Gaze into the future with fortune teller, Madame Luna.

Her clairvoyance of things to come will astound.

Laugh and cry with the comic pantomime antics of Willie the Hobo Clown.

Hear the beautiful sounds of the bearded lady and her angelic voice.

Wonder in awe as Brando the Great performs escapes and close-up magic.

That’s only the beginning.

The main show kicks off at 8pm with The Ragtime Roustabouts, an old-school variety entertainment troupe reflective of the Vaudeville stage of yes-

Escape to a different time!

teryear. This show is jam-packed with amusement and mystery with Belly-dancing, illusions, comedy, death-defying escapes . . . magic, music, mystery, merriment, mirth, madness, and more.

The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room, 216 E Main St. Johnson City, TN Come be part an evening of adventure, anticipation, and amazement. You won’t want to miss this show! Admission is $10 at the door.

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2016 Badger Bus FestivaL May 20th & 21st 2016

he first inaugural Badger Bus Fest is set for the third weekend in May of 2016. Hosted at Holston River Brewing Company & Campground, this 2- day music festival and family friendly event will feature live sets from over 14 bands. On-site camping included with weekend ticket price, cornhole tournament, arts & craft vendors, kids parade, kids music set and other fun activities.

The Dirty Badgers & Friends will headline the event. Hailing from Asheville, NC, The Dirty Badgers bring their far-reaching sounds & fun, artsy festival atmosphere to the tri-cities area.

Other bands will light up the stage including Lilly Jean, Jordan Okrend, Alarm Clock Conspiracy, Duane “Catfish” Frye, Riyen Roots & Friends, The Egg Eaters, Ferris & The Wheels, Ryan Ward, The C’mon Man Band, Jeff Lane, The Bread & Butter Duo and The Bald Mountain Boys!

The music will be inside the brewery throughout the day and into the night Friday and Saturday. Advance tickets are $35 and $45 at the gate. Single day tickets are also available. Tickets can be found online at the link below. The weekend ticket price includes camping Thursday and music and camping Friday and Saturday, water and power included. VW Busses are encouraged!

Kids under 15 are free with adult tickets! A portion of every ticket sold online will benefit the Second Harvest Food Bank of Northeast Tennessee!! Bring canned food for chances to win some fun prizes!! Kids and dogs allowed inside the brewery! Mark your calendars for an epic weekend of music, camping, artist, wonderful people, vintage VW’s and delicious beer!

Tickets are available online via: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/badger-bus-fest-2016-tickets24351481938?aff=eac2 The facebook event link is: https://www.facebook.com/events/941783905909555/

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West Philly Gutter-Folk Duo Are Back On Tour

andolin-bass duo Driftwood Soldier will be hitting the road again this spring, bringing their blend of honeyed gravel and bloodied wit to audiences all across the Eastern seaboard. The band, described by Bruce Warren of WXPN as “a bluesy version of Nick Cave with a nod to Tom Waits,” is a three year-old collaboration between Owen Lyman-Schmidt [mandolin, vocals, suitcase and coffee-can snare] and Bobby Szafranski [bass guitar, bottle-cap pedal] that combines the velvet fist of Szafranski’s bass with Lyman-Schmidt’s crooning, ranting and bellowing narration to form a new “populist rabble-rousing gutter-folk”(Modern Folk Music of America).

They’ll have with them their debut album, Scavenger’s Joy, a concise twelve track introduction into the range of possibilities Driftwood Soldier’s fans have come to expect. That includes bitter, wordy, thumping blues like the opening “Upstanding Citizen,” which manages to connect ballads like “Rosalee” with tongue-twisting rants like “Not Me.” Cover Lay Down sums it up as “a wonderfully bouncy, grungy, organic collection, chock full of growled vocals, howling slackstrings, and percussive found materials, that evokes both history and reinvention.”

Still, Lyman-Schmidt is quick to point out that Scavenger’s Joy represents only a small portion of the live set Driftwood Soldier is becoming best known for. “We’re plenty proud of Scavenger’s Joy, but it’s still the second best way to enjoy our music. That’s the reason we tour.”

Szafranski says that’s because, in the end, Driftwood Soldier’s music is about storytelling. “A good story-teller never tells the same story twice,” he says. “We never play the same show, because the audience is part of the dialogue, the song, the story.”

Whether it’s that feeling of intimacy, the back-handed poetry of Lyman-Schmidt’s songwriting or their unique instrumentation, the upcoming tour, which will stretch from Georgia to Maine, will bring all that Driftwood Soldier has to offer. Throughout May and June, audiences across the East will fill bar rooms and living rooms to raise a pint, shake a leg and hear this new beast howl

May 20, 2016 Acoustic Coffeehouse Johnson City TN

Photo by: Kyle Cassidy

For a list of Driftwood Soldier Spring 2016 Tour Dates visit: www.DriftwoodSoldier.com

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Freddy Goes To Maui

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hen we think of obscure movies, we tend to think of films from the pre-home video era. Lost treasures from the 1930s through the 1950s that managed to have fallen through the cracks of time. This week, I’d like to talk about an obscure film from the 1980s. A film that combined a popular star of the era, with a genre that had a bit of a re-birth during that time as well. Curiously, the film has never received a home video release, from what information I can find about it online.

The film is 1986’s “Freddy Goes To Maui.” “Freddy Goes to Maui” was an attempt to mix 80s Horror Icon Freddy Krueger, with the 1980s teenage beach comedy. As with most beach comedies of the 1980s, the plot does require a good bit of logic to go out the window. “Freddy Goes To Maui” is about Freddy Krueger going on vacation, tired of being evil all the time and killing people. Freddy just wants to hang, surf, and drink tropical drinks out of coconuts.

Naturally, Freddy takes his vacation to Maui the same time that Spring Break is occurring, and Freddy is staying at the same hotel as a group of college freshmen from UCLA. At the tiki bar by the beach, Freddy gets caught up in conversation with Darryl, a shy kid who has a crush on the class bombshell, Tammy. Darryl wants to ask Tammy out to the big dance at the end of week where The Go-Go’s will be playing, but the poor kid just can’t dig up the courage to do so.

Freddy takes a liking to Darryl, and decides he wants to help Darryl find his groove and ask Tammy out to the big dance. Naturally, Tommy isn’t the only one vying for Tammy’s affections. Tommy

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also has to deal with UCLA track star, and all around popular guy, Hank.

Freddy does all he can to help talk up Darryl and build his confidence. Freddy suggests Darryl go up against Hank in the surfing competition--being judged by special guest Sally Field.

Being an 80s teen comedy, the film features the perfect sports training montage where Freddy helps Darryl learn how to shoot the curl, prep his board, and go for the gold. Unfortunately, the day of the big surfing competition, Darryl’s coach and main cheerleader, Freddy, isn’t anywhere to be seen when the competition begins. Freddy got his claw stuck in a vending machine trying to shake loose a Zagnut bar he wanted.

Darryl starts off poorly, as Hank sails with confidence. Eventually, Freddy breaks loose of the vending machine and Darryl sees his main man on the beach cheering him on. Darryl gets his second wind, and soon he’s out surfing Hank with aplomb. Darryl asks Tammy to the dance, she says yes, and everyone is happy.

Now you may be wondering why you’ve never seen this movie, or even heard of it. The film bombed at the box office, New Line Cinema was embarrassed by both the reviews, and low box office opening weekend. They pulled the film from every theater it was in, and shelved it. The film never had a release on home video, even to do this day. The only time the film resurfaced was in very late showings during the early years of “USA’s Up All Night.” Uber rare taped off of TV bootlegs of the film can go for hundreds of dollars on eBay. Don’t bother looking up anything about the film on YouTube, New Line’s legal team keeps it free from footage.

No one knows if “Freddy Goes To Maui” will ever see the light of day again, legally. But isn’t it amazing how even in the day of films having some kind of record somewhere online, you can’t even find a thing about this one? Truly, the most obscure film from the modern era. See you next week.

An Evening with 3 Incredible Singer-Songwriters

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he City of Kingsport and Engage Kingsport proudly present a very special evening with 3 amazing singer-songwriters: EG Kight, Becky Hobbs and Lucy Billings, “LIVE in the ROUND”---all on the stage at the same time--- in Kingsport on Thursday May 26, 2016 at the Renaissance Arts Center Theatre. Tickets are $10 for reserved seats, and are available now. This performance is part of the Engage Kingsport Performing Arts Series 2016 and was originally scheduled for January 22, but due to Winter Storm Jonas, had to be rescheduled to May. Engage Kingsport Performing Arts Series’ shows feature reserved seating in the beautiful Renaissance Arts Center Theatre, a 350 seat theatre. Tickets are available online at EngageKingsport.com or at the Office of Cultural Arts at 1200 E. Center Street, Kingsport and by phone at (423) 392-8414.

For more info on EG Kight: https://egkight.wordpress.com For more info on Becky Hobbs: www.beckyhobbs.com For more info on Lucy Billings: www.lucybillings.com

WHEN: Thursday May 26, 2016 at 7:30 pm WHERE: Renaissance Arts Center Theatre in Kingsport, Tennessee COST: Reserved Seats: $10 Book now: www.EngageKingsport.com (423) 392-8414

The Rooted in Appalachia Roadshow is coming to the Abingdon Farmers Market on May 24, 2016

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uesday May 24th, from 3pm-6pm, young and old alike are invited to visit The Abingdon Farmers Market and enjoy activities that are part of the Rooted in Appalachia Roadshow. Rooted in Appalachia Roadshows are free and open to the public and will feature: cooking demonstrations, tastings, give aways, music and more.

Created to build a vibrant local food culture by deepening the connections between local farmers, consumers, restaurants and retailers; Rooted in Appalachia Roadshows are traveling to 16 farmers markets across the region.

For a complete list, visit: http:// rootedinappalachia.com/requestinformation/.

Rooted in Appalachia is a program of Appalachian Sustainable Development (ASD), a local non-profit. According to Lindsey Keen, ASD’s Farmers Market Promotion Coordinator, “There are a number of ways people can support Rooted in Appalachia’s message – ‘Grown and Served Locally’. Folks can make a good faith effort to purchase locally grown foods year-round; They can grow their own food; Ask “what’s local” when shopping; Support local farmers and farmers markets; participate in efforts to promote local foods; and choose local beers and/ or wines. Buying local is always smart. A dollar spent locally mul-

tiplies its value each time it’s spent in the local economy.”

Some benefits of Rooted in Appalachia: • Farmers benefit from a unified, local food marketing campaign that encourages consumers to make a personal connection with their food and the farmers who grew it.

• Consumers benefit because they will have increased access to healthy, local food. They will know where local foods are available, how to cook fresh, delicious products and where they can connect with others who are interested in supporting local foods (tastings, cooking demos, workshops, restaurant events, road shows, etc).

• Restaurants and retailers also benefit from a unified marketing campaign and the opportunity to connect with farmers who can grow fresh and delicious local foods for them.

To learn more about Rooted in Appalachia, email: ria@asdevelop.org or visit: www.rootedinappalachia.com or find it on Facebook.

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- TUESDAY - May 17th -

THE MUDBUGS at Acoustic Coffeehouse 8pm GUIDO AUSOME & THE OPEN MIC PLAYERS at O’Mainnin’s Pub LOWELL LEVINGER - BANANA FROM THE YOUNGBLOODS at Sleepy Owl Brewery 8pm DOWNTOWN COUNTRY at Jiggy Ray’s 6:30pm

- WEDNESDAY - May 18th -

OPEN MIC at Jiggy Ray’s SCOTTY MELTON at Hungry I at the Apex 6pm OPEN MIC at The Willow Tree Coffeehouse

& Music Room 6pm

BRAD COLE / MIKE VAIL at Acoustic Coffeehouse

- THURSDAY - May 19th -

ANGEL CHANTEL EDGEMON DREAM CATCHER at Capone’s LIVE MUSIC at Sonny’s Marina & Cafe 7pm OPEN MIC w/ DAVID JOE MILLER

at The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room 7pm

THE DUO TONES at Marker “2” Grill THE BAREFOOT MOVEMENT w/ LYAL STRICKLAND at Down Home

FLAT TOP MIKE

at Yee Haw Brewing Company 8pm

CARMAN at Paramount Center for the Arts 7pm JOE PUG & HORSE FEATHERS

- FRIDAY - May 20th -

BRIM LEAL & COMPANY

SOUTHERN REBELLION

SUNDOWN BAND (Country) at Washington County Moose Lodge

at Bristol’s Border Bash

(Country, Classic Rock, Southern Rock) at Painter Creek Marina 7pm

CRYSTAL BRIGHT & THE SILVER HANDS at Down Home

KIDS OUR AGE at Memorial Park Center PORCH 40 at Bristol Brewery 8pm CRAZY LIKE LEXI at Jiggy Ray’s 8pm SOUTHERN 76 at The Family Barn 6pm DARRELL SCOTT at Birthplace of Country Music Museum

HUNDRED ACRES

at Sleepy Owl Brewery 9pm

GRAND OLE UPROAR at O’Mainnin’s Pub

RON SHORT & THE POSSUM PLAYBOYS

at Yee Haw Brewing Company 8pm

LIVE MUSIC at Bone Fire Smokehouse SUNDOWN BAND (Country)

at St James Community Center

MALDENE SQUARE (Traditional Country, Avant-Garde Honky Tonk) at Chilhowie Lion’s Club 7pm

BADGER BUS FEST 2016 w/ THE DIRTY BADGERS

at Holston River Brewing Company 8pm

HEART

at Bone Fire Smokehouse

SULLIVAN STREET

BAND OF DRIFERS

at Holston River Brewing Company 8pm

RUSTY STEEL - Acoustic at O’Mainnin’s Pub 10pm

SEE BRIGHT LIGHTS DOGWOOD TALES w/ FOLKIBART at Acoustic Coffeehouse

- FRIDAY - May 20th -

CALAMITY JONES

at Sonny’s Marina & Cafe 7pm

ASYLUM SUITE at Capone’s ACOUSTIFRIED (Rock n Roll) at Marker “2” Grill SHOOTER (Country, Classic Rock, Oldies) at Elizabethton Elks Lodge 9pm

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- SATURDAY - May 21st -

CAROLINA CATSKINS TENNESSEE STIFFLEGS

at Abingdon Market Pavillion 7pm

GRAND OLE UPROAR

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at The Hideaway 10pm

at Country Club Bar & Grill

ZACH DOIRON DRIFTWOOD SOLDIER at Acoustic Coffeehouse

- SATURDAY - May 21st -

HAYDEN GARBER BAND at Sonny’s Marina & Cafe 7pm

BORDERLINE (Country, Rock) at Marker “2” Grille 7pm

SOUTHERN 76

at David Thompson’s Produce 7pm

BILLY CRAWFORD at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) OLD COUNTRY HABITS at The Family Barn 6pm

(Jazz, Rhythm & Blues) at Strawberry Festival 4-5pm

BAKERSFIELD

(Alt. Country, Outlaw Country, Texas Honky Tonk) at Greeneville Iris Festival / Sundown on Depot

LAUREN COLE BAND

at Yee Haw Brewing Company 8:30pm

SHOOTER

(Country, Classic Rock, Oldies) at Elizabethton Moose Lodge 9pm

JUST B’CUZ at Jiggy Rays

BLUEFOXX RENUION at Down Home

BADGER BUS FEST 2016

at Holston River Brewing Company

SKULL PUNCH at Hungry I at The Apex WYLDEHEART at O’Mainnin’s Pub

VERNON MCINTYRE & APPALACHIAN GRASS at Carter Fold

CRYSTAL BRIGHT & THE SILVER HANDS at Bone Fire Smokehouse

GIANNA BOTTICELLI at Acoustic Coffeehouse

RUSTY STEEL ACOUSTIFRIED JET BLACK AUDIO at Country Club Bar & Grill

- SUNDAY - May 22nd -

IVY ROAD at Marker “2” Grille THE DUOTONES at Sonny’s Marina & Cafe

OPEN MIC at The Family Barn 1pm LIVE MUSIC at Bone Fire Smokehouse

KARI LYNCH BAND TRISTAN OMAND at Acoustic Coffeehouse

- MONDAY - May 23rd -

TENNESSEE LARUE at Bristol’s Pickin’ Porch OPEN MIC at Acoustic Coffeehouse

Spotlight Directory 50 Fifty Sports Tavern 2102 N. Roan Street Johnson City Acoustic Coffeehouse 415 W Walnut St. Johnson City 423/434.9872 Bone Fire Smokehouse at the Hardware 260 W Main St Abingdon Va 276/623-0037 Bristol Brewery 41 Piedmont Ave Bristol VA 276/ 608-1220 Bristol’s Pickin’ Porch 620 State St Bristol 423/573-2262 Capone’s 227 E Main St Johnson City 423/928-2295 Carter Family Fold 3449 A. P. Carter Hwy Hiltons VA 276/594-0676 Country Club Bar & Grill 3080 W State St Bristol 423/844-0400 David Thompson’s Produce 251 Highway 107 Jonesborough 423/913-8123 Down Home 300 W. Main St. Johnson City 423/929-9822 Elizabethton Elks Lodge 1000 N. Sycamore St Elizabethton 423/ 543-2341 Elizabethton Moose Lodge 288 Lovers Lane Elizabethton 423/542-5454 Family Barn 15559 Lee Hwy Bristol VA The Hideaway 235 E. Main St Johnson City 423/ 926-3896

KARAOKE TUESDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Boomershine’s Pizza Karaoke at 50Fifty Sports Tavern Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** WEDNESDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at American Legion 8pm Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Smokey Bones - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Marker “2” Grille Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN *********************** THURSDAY Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN Karaoke at Holiday Inn - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Mellow Mushroom Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Poor Richard’s Campus ***********************

Holiday Inn (Exit 7) 3005 Linden Dr Bristol Va 276/466-4100 Holston River Brewing Company 2621 Volunteer Pkwy Bristol TN Hungry I at the Apex 604 W. Market St. Johnson City Jiggy Ray’s 610 E. Elk Ave Elizabethton Marker “2’ Grill at Lakeview Marina 474 Lakeside Dock, Kingsport 423/323-4665 O’Mainnin’s Pub 712 State St Bristol 423/844-0049 Painter Creek Marina 766 Painter Creek Rd Bristol TN 423/878-5775 Paramount Center for the Arts 516 State St. Bristol TN 423/ 274-8920 Sleepy Owl Brewery 151 E. Main St. Kingsport 423/390-8476 Sonny’s Marina & Café 109 One St. Gray TN 423/283-4014 Washington County Moose 15605 Porterfield Hwy Abgindon VA 276/628-2756 Wellington’s Restaurant Carnegie Hotel 1216 W State of Franklin Rd Johnson City 423/979-6400 The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room 216 E Main St Johnson City Yee Haw Brewing Company 126 Buffalo St. Johnson City

FRIDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at Sportsman’s Bar & Grill 9pm Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage 8:30 pm Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke at Elizabethton VFW - Elizabethton TN Karaoke w/ DJ Marques at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) - Bristol VA Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Greeneville VFW *********************** SATURDAY Karaoke at The Horseshoe Lounge Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** SUNDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Everette’s Bar & Grille -JC TN ***********************

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SPACE OUT THIS SUMMER VACATION

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hile the grand month of May gets us outside and playing under the stars, how about visiting some “stars” of the Space Age? I’m talking about planning a vacation to a serious space museum in our country while packing for that cross-country trip to a National Park or grandma’s house.

I’ve had a bit of wanderlust in 2016 and have checked off a few spacey places off my “museum bucket list,” as well as finding a few hidden gems along my travels.

That’s my point, if you drive even a few hours in any direction from our Mountain Empire, you are bound to run into a unique museum or two.

Most large communities support a science or natural history museum. We are lucky to have both in the Hands On Museum in Downtown Johnson City and the Gray Fossil Site Museum—as well as one of the best planetariums in a 500-mile radius at Bays Mt. Park.

In my recent travels through Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas, I not only had put “pins” on my Google Map App, but saw lot of interesting side trip; Those included a “rattlesnake museum” in Texas, the Emmet Kelley Clown Museum somewhere in Kansas and a Quilt Museum in Padua, Missouri.

Yup, a little something for everybody if you just pile in your vehicle and stretch out down the highway a tank of fuel or two. That gets you down to the American Museum of Science and Energy in Oakridge, or maybe over to the Pisgah Astronomical Research Institute for some stargazing and camping near Brevard, NC. It’s even an easy day trip to Roanoke and the Science Museum of Western Virginia. And don’t forget that great park and museum east of Asheville: The Western North Carolina Nature Center.

I guarantee you that you’ll have a blast and not only come home with some memories and souvenirs, but a bit of intellectualism too! Because science fun is learning fun and it sticks with you. That’s whether you’re with the family or a solo adventure—you’ll find something to amaze you.

Like some of the things that have stuck with me over the past few months of happily traveling around visiting friends, family and spacey places.

My recent memories include giant eyeballs, giant rocket motors and some artifacts thought of as giants in the Space Age. For an astro nerd like myself, looking at a moonrock from the first and then the last Apollo landings is a true Alpha to Omega completion of my journeys. The Apollo 11 rock was at the space mecca called Kansas Cosmosphere in Hutchinson, and the Apollo 17 stone was at the Gen. Tom Stafford Air & Space Museum.

Then there is my jaw dropping as I nearly bumped into an acrylic box housing the actual metal scoop that a NASA robot named Surveyor used to dig up alien dirt. It was retrieved by the Apollo 12 astronauts in November 1969. I found it so-o-o cool to be right in front of me, having seen photos of this Space Age artifact in photos digging at the Moon.

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Whatever floats your boat, right? That’s what I mean. There’s something for everybody on a road trip if you’re willing to pull take in some mind games along the way.

One new favorite place I accidentally found in Oklahoma City is the Oklahoma Science Museum, about 3 acres of amazement including some rare NASA manned space artifacts.

But what I will always remember about his Oklahoma City treasure are the huge eyeballs suspended from the ceiling and staring at me. They are actually enlarged macro photos of the human irises, beautiful as artwork.

And then there are the creepy spider close-ups, blown up to 3x4-feet works of art. Right next to the huge prints of beetle bugs.

But any space nut will be awed by several really unique artifacts at the Okie museum: THE training module used by astronauts to save the crippled moonship Apollo 13; a rare Air Force space suit for their secret Manned Orbital Laboratory (code for spy space station); and a flown giant Saturn V Rocket F-1 engine. AND lots more!

It was cool to look inside the Apollo module trainer that every Apollo astronaut trained in and see how cramped it was inside. It’s a key part of the classic Hollywood movie “Apollo 13,” where Gary Sinise in the character of astronaut Ken Mattingly, who painstakingly figured out how to conserve valuable battery energy. All the equipment attached to the windows to simulate the visuals of a Moon landing encased the training capsule, its looks being dubbed the “Train Wreck” by moonwalker John Young.

After seeing this important simulator that helped save the lives of three space voyagers, a few weeks later I was standing in front of the actual Apollo 13 moonship— THE tiny capsule that returned to Earth with its important cargo of Commander Jim Lovell Jr., Fred Haise and Jack Swigert.

From the charred reentry shield to the incredibly small interior of wall to wall toggle switches, the Apollo 13 Command Module is a piece of world history that I actually lived in April 1970. And that’s what makes any museum trip extra special, when you connect with actual history that you’ve experienced.

And there’s plenty of space history at both the Kansas Cosmodrome and Stafford Air & Space Museum, each 385 miles apart and each a literal warehouse of space flown artifacts that is rivaled only by the Smithsonian and NASA centers.

There are small and large tribute to American space pioneers all over the fruited plains. From the fantastic Neil Armstrong Museum in his hometown of Wapakoneta, to the small tribute to Mercury and Gemini astronaut Gus Grissom in his hometown of Mitchell, Indiana, there are a dozen more mini-shrines to other space heroes around the country.

Whatever you have a passion for, from spaceships to cars to colored yarn—there’s a cherished place somewhere in these United States. Trust me, I’ve seen the signs on the highway!

Start local and expand outward as your mini-vacations become a point of conversations many months after the wonderful, personal experiences.

Sit down, google some favorite things you’d like to see and get your vehicle served for a little road trip or two this Summer. You won’t regret it come next Winter!

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ull Moon this Saturday—I warned ya! Leo the Lion is beginning to nose down in the west from its high perch overhead, and the Big Dipper is easy to see directly north. After midnight, the Milky Way begins climbing above the eastern horizon, bringing with it the “fishhook” of Scorpius and “teapot” of Sagittarius. And that’s not all. After 1 am, Mars and then Saturn are our visual delights in the Scorpion.

Tues. May 17 On this 1969 date in space history, Apollo 10 was launched toward the Moon for a full dress rehearsal of the landing to be attempted by Apollo 11. Astronauts Tom Stafford and Gene Cernan flew their moonship “Snoopy” to within 10 miles of the target in Mare Tranquility. Orbiting the Moon alone and driving the Command Module nicknamed “Charlie Brown” was John Young, another Gemini veteran.

Wed. May 18 Two Space Shuttles were launched on this date: Endeavour in 1996 and Atlantis in 2000. The six astronauts on Endeavour spent 10 days in Space Hab in the cargo bay doing experiments on commercial space applications. Atlantis (with a new computerized “glass cockpit”) and seven astronauts docked at the International Space Station with lots of construction supplies like batteries, handrails, docking mechanisms and miles of electrical cables.

Thurs. May 19 The Big Dipper is pouring its celestial contents over the north horizon, pointing to the North Pole star Polaris. It’s at the end of the handle of the Little Dipper—both dippers being star “asterisms” of the much larger constellations of Ursa Major and Ursa Minor, the big and little bears.

Fri. May 20 Corralling those bears around the night sky is an ancient herdsman named Bootes. Follow the handle of the Big Dipper to the bright star, Arcturus, which anchors the base of Bootes—which looks like a giant ice cream cone or flying kite. Bootes is in ancient constellation, envisioned at least 2,000 years ago. Pronounced “Boo-OH-tez” in some circles, who names their kid this these days?

Sat. May 21

Celestial events in the skies for the week of May 17-23, 2016, as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette.

Full Moon is today at 5:16 pm, the Moon being in Scorpius near Mars tonight and Saturn tomorrow night. On this 1969 date in space history, Commander Tom Stafford, 83, and his buddy Gene Cernan, 81, flew their Apollo 10 moonship to within 10 miles of Mare Tranquility in a full dress rehearsal of a Moon landing. A confused computer created wild bucking of their moonship named “Snoopy” for a half-a-minute of anxious moments, but the glitch was figured out and the return to Earth aboard the command ship “Charlie Brown” and John Young, 83, went well.

Two months later, Apollo 11 landed at the spot scouted out by the NASA mission 47 years ago this week. Young walked on the Moon with Apollo 16, and Cernan was the last man on the Moon with Apollo 17.

Mon. May 23 Darkness falls around 9:30 EDT, and in the east red Mars is rising in the body of Scorpius, soon to be followed by Saturn. Ahead of the Scorpion are the indistinct stars of the small constellation Libra the Scales—the only sign of the Zodiac that isn’t a living creature.

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Captain America: Civil War

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he new Avengers, I mean, Captain America movie, “Captain America: Civil War” has hit the screen in a seemingly endless string of movies from Marvel. So, if you are a Marvel fan, you are set for many years to come. To be honest, the new “X-Men” movie coming out later this year has me more excited than the latest adventures of Cap and the gang. Nevertheless, I hit the theater to see another superhero film featuring “in-fighting” between heroes. Can’t they all just get along? The plot of the film involves the government wishing to take control of The Avengers due to all the destruction they have caused throughout the world. The governments wish causes conflict between Captain America (Chris Evans), who is anti-control, and Iron Man (Robert Downey, Jr.), who is pro-control. The conflict is heightened by a lessthan-stellar villain who is hardly worth a mention. The villain turns Iron Man against Captain America even more after a shocking revelation involving Caps best bud Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan), which leads to a major fight between the two. The other major brawl in the film, takes place at an airport runway area and features the first live-action appearance by Spider-Boy, oops, Spider-Man (Tom Holland) with The Avengers, and the film debut of Black Pan-

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ther (Chadwick Boseman). All the Avengers, except Hulk and Thor are on hand, and the fights between the heroes are pretty awesome. The problems I had with the film are the plot seems pretty weak for a series that is getting older, and the filmmakers main concern seems to be how quickly they can have their heroes fighting one another. Yes, I know the movie is based on a comic book story line, but that doesn’t necessary make the film great. As is always the case with Marvel films, the one-liners flow freely even when The Avengers are trying to take each other out. Several items of interest from the film, DON”T upset Iron Man, Black Panther is BEYOND cool, and the new Spider-Man is YOUNG. The actors continue to be very comfortable in their roles, and have great chemistry with each other. I purposely have presented a spoiler free review, as I really don’t want to ruin anything for those who plan on seeing the film. The special effects are top notch as expected, and don’t forget to stay until all of the credits are over, as there is a mid-closing credits scene and an after credits scene. While I did enjoy “Captain America: Civil War”, it certainly isn’t earth shattering. If one-liners and bickering heroes are your thing, then this trip to the Marvel cinematic universe is your ticket. (Rated PG-13)

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The Town You Need a Passport to Visit

order disputes have been a geopolitical fact of life since man first started claiming territory for himself. While ever-changing state boundaries in Europe have led to several interesting exclaves and enclaves, such as Kaliningrad, Russia, and several villages in the Alsace region of eastern France along the German border, you might be surprised to learn that there are a handful of such geographic oddities along the US – Canada border as well.

One noteworthy exclave of the United States is Point Roberts, a town of roughly 1400 people in the state of Washington that is reachable only by driving through British Columbia, Canada. Although arriving by sea is only a minor hassle – in that one is only required to deal with US Customs regulations and possible search/seizure -coming in by car resembles a far more sinister manifestation of hell.

Driving to and from Point Roberts involves two border crossings, and all of the security screenings that accompany them. Crossing these borders requires all travelers to show a passport, enhanced driver’s license, or NEXUS card, and be subjected to any additional screenings the border agents might deem appropriate. As one might imagine, the time it takes to successfully navigate these hurdles is indefinite, so you might want to pack a lunch.

So how in the world did this come to be? It dates back to the mid-nineteenth century, when

pital. Those seeking emergency care must drive to Bellingham, WA, despite the fact that Vancouver, BC, is closer, because American insurance companies will rarely cover treatment in a foreign country. The trade-off to this is that given the high security presence, Point Roberts is virtually crime-free, so the odds of needing emergency care as a result of a shooting, stabbing, etc. are very, very low.

All in all, while living in such a unique geographic area might be a great conversation starter, in the end, I think it would be a big hassle.

the United States was in the process of annexing the Oregon Territory. After much posturing and negotiation with Britian, who was in direct control of Canada at the time, it was eventually agreed that the line between the two countries would be drawn along the 49th parallel, only bending south to cede all of Vancouver Island to British Canada. Unfortunately, this agreement was reached before anyone had bothered to do a proper survey of the land, and once it was discovered that a small portion of the Tswwassen Peninsula actually fell in US territory, the arrangement was reevaluated in order to determine what to do. All proposals were eventually tabled, however, and the United States retained control of Point Roberts.

As you might imagine, the community of Point Roberts has a unique relationship with Canada. For instance, residents’ water supply comes from Canada as does all of their over-the-air broadcast television. Education is a little more complicated. Although Point Roberts does boast a primary school, it only includes kindergarten up to the third grade. Older students must be bussed 40 minutes (minimum) across both borders to a secondary school in Blaine, WA. Another nuance of life in Point Roberts is the lack of a hos-

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The Loafer / Stellar Studios:

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TriCities Escape Adventure

by Don Sprinkle (and a little help)

he combined sleuthful, and creative minds, of the staffs from The Loafer and Stellar Studios recently applied their wits to the Tri-Cities Escape Game, located on State Street in Bristol.

Just a game, right? All you have to do is to get everyone out of a locked room using only the clues provided -- in less than 60 minutes ! First and most importantly, go pee before the door is closed!

This never-perplexed crew of eight intelligentsia arrived 15 minutes early to get their instructions (as if they were needed), pledged their lives to the attempt, and nervously stood where others before had stood, hoping they would not be among those who failed.

Our game host, unnamed to save him the embarrassment of not knowing what The Loafer is, was forgiven when he said he had just moved here. He assuredly plied us thru our instruction,

making sure we were in our right mind (6 out of 8 were). While he did not point out who failed the ‘mind test’, I assume I was one of the six - I can’t attest to being the same afterwards!

Glancing around the darkened room in anticipation, I tried to get a glimpse of what we were in for. The rules were read, the door was closed and locked, and there we were -- no lights except from the TV! As the game started, we saw a short video telling us about an oncoming tornado, then the timer began. And the CHAOS commenced!

Eight people, lifting up and looking thru everything ..... trying to find any clue to move the game along, and find the clues needed to get us out! Everyone going repeatedly from object to object, brains running overtime (except those one or two of us who were lost and fearful for the first 15 minutes.)

Finally, as a team, we put the pieces together; and, were able to escape .... with 4 minutes to spare!! What a great relief !!

Eight people, especially the six mindful ones, would have been crushed to have failed.

If you too want to spend an intense fun hour with friends, TriCities Escape Game is a must to do ! It is/was A BLAST ! www.tricitiesescapegame.com or facebook.com/TriCitiesEscapeGame/

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Appalachian Trail:

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t is perhaps the most famous footpath in the world, a single-track running along the spine of the Appalachians. From the alpine tundra of New Hampshire’s White Mountains to the verdant fir forests that crown the highest peaks of Tennessee, the Appalachian Trail passes through some of the country’s most astonishing landscapes. Throughout the summer months, thousands of hikers flock to see the amazing landmarks the trail has made famous: the Roan and Grayson Highlands, Charlie’s Bunion, Clingmans Dome, and Humpback Rocks.

At times, the trail has suffered from overuse in these spots, and many areas have lost their ability to give visitors a true wilderness experience.

While many of the trail’s most famous stretches are truly inspiring and will no doubt be featured in future articles, we decided to give a little known and even lesser hiked portion of the trail a chance to show us what treasures it had to offer.

Traversing the spine of the Great Smoky Mountains, the trail section between Indian Gap and Mount Collins wanders the evergreen forests and features wildflowers galore. It also is one of the least hiked trails in the park.

To reach the start of this adventure, we pulled into the parking spot on the right side of Clingmans Dome Road, 1.5 miles away from Newfound Gap. You’ll find three different trails going various directions from the grassy field. If you go right the Appalachian Trail will take you back to Newfound Gap where you just came from. Straight ahead plunges down an old toll road to connect with the famous Chimney Tops Trail, passing waterfalls and cascades along the frolicking Road Prong. Our trail begins on the left hand side and begins a climb up the side of the mountain.

If you hike anytime within May, you’ll immediately be greeted by thousands of white blossoms carpeting the forest floor. White fringed phacelia and northern white violets make the forest look as if a fresh carpet of snow has fallen. Speaking of snow, don’t forget to bring an extra shirt or jacket-the trail never falls below a mile in elevation here, and cold winds, frost, and even snow can occur as late as June.

The A.T., as many locals and hikers fondly call the trail, continues to climb and descend in bursts before starting a steadier grind up the flank of Mount Collins.

While you’re never far from the road, much of the time you’ll be shielded from any noise pollution since you pass on the other side of the ridge.

Did I mention wildflowers? Yes, we may be overly zealous in our attraction to the plants growing along the trails we hike, however, one can’t help but stop and enjoy the beauty our amazing mountains nurture! Wood sorrel’s candy cane colored blooms smothered decaying logs as the speckled wood lilies were just beginning to bloom. Further along, the stalks of the towering turks cap lilies could be seen, which will eventually reach heights of 6 feet or more before blooming throughout June and July. Trout lilies also could be found with the last of their blooms, although in much fewer numbers.

Soon you’ll want to turn your eyes up from the flowers and look to your right, as a wonderful view of Mount LeConte opens up to the north. Another thing you’re sure to notice will be the grey skeletons of hundreds of frasier fir trees. Most of them died in the 60’s due to an invasive, aphid-like insect known as the balsam woody adelgid. The park service is working to preserve the best stands of the endemic species, and there are promising signs that the younger trees have begun evolving a natural defense against the invaders.

Not too much further along the trail you’ll forget all about the adelgid as the forest closes back in to darken the path. Here too the trail will level out, and the whir

of traffic will become apparent as you once again approach Clingmans Dome Road. Be careful, as this area can be a bit muddy after it has rained. Try not to walk on the sides of the trail to avoid puddles as this erodes the trail’s banks while also destroying fragile alpine wildlife.

You’ll know you’ve completed this section of the hike once you reach a trail sign near the top of Mount Collins. A small access trail comes in on the left and leads to a parking area along the road. Here you have two options: one would be to follow the road back down to the parking area, enjoying the scenic views of the North Carolina side of the park (only recommended if you are not traveling with children and if traffic is not heavy), while the other option is to retrace your steps along the A.T., allowing the trail to show you the forest’s riches and vistas that you missed on your way up the mountain.

Directions: If approaching from Gatlinburg, follow Newfound Gap Road 15 miles to the intersection with Clingmans Dome Road at the state line. Turn right and follow Clingmans Dome Road 1.5 miles and park in the large parking area you will see on the right.

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The Kristin Anders Interview

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he largest doses of inspiration often come in the smallest packages. My cancerous cells in her bone marrow. Those spots on her skin were cancerous as work with Marsh Regional Blood Center recently caused my path to well. I held her last Mother’s Day as she was 2 weeks old when they infused her cross with the Anders family from Erwin. Their daughter Lillian just first chemo treatment. She had to have emergency radiation at 4 weeks old in celebrated her 1st birthday and the family celebrated the miracle that has order to stun the cancer to make it until she could receive the next cycle of chemo. become her story. When Lillian was born, doctors immediately told the family she The cancer was still growing out of control. She then had her 2nd cycle of chemo. was in an advanced stage of a serious cancer. The loving support of the commuMOVERS . . . continued on next page nity and a deep faith in God gave Lillian’s parents the courage to carry on. Their courage set the stage for the miracle story that follows.

BRIAN: Kristin, thanks for taking time to let folks get to know you. Start out with talking about what it was like growing up here. How did that shape who you are?

KRISTIN: Originally from Kingsport, I had never known anyone from Erwin. After meeting my husband who is from Erwin in college and moving to Florida to work, we knew quickly that we wanted to return to East Tennessee. We loved the small town feel and the feeling that everyone genuinely cared. Erwin has rallied behind us this past year and it been amazing. So many people have organized fundraisers and events to support our family. Not just financially but spiritually as well. We are humbled and speechless by the response. We truly are.

When returning home after our 1st 4 months in Cincinnati with Lillian since she was diagnosed, the town closed Main Street and everyone from the community lined the streets with Lillian posters and pink balloons welcoming us home. I am so thankful to call Erwin “home.”

BRIAN: You and your husband have decided to have what most of us with kids will consider a large family, four kids at this point. Why did you guys want so many little ones running around?

KRISTIN: We love children. I didn’t think I could have children. There was 4 years of heartache and sadness before we had our first child Emma Grace. We changed our prayer. We prayed from God’s will verses asking him for a child. We were given a fleet.

BRIAN: Now, I want to get to the point where you can tell us the story of your daughter Lillian. But we cannot go there until I ask you about your faith in God. How important is faith to you and your family?

KRISTIN: Our faith is our priority. It comes before anything else.

BRIAN: I am a parent. You inspire me. Your story of strength and hope will inspire any person, parent or not, who takes a minute to listen. Will you please tell us Lillian’s story?

KRISTIN: Lillian is our fourth child. She was born last April in 2015. Immediately after she was born, cutaeous spot began to appear on her skin but nothing of serious concern. On day 2 of life the hospital pediatrician noticed her belly was more distended than the day prior and ordered an ultrasound. It appeared that she had internal hemangiomas. Our pediatrician, Dr. Rebecca Powers, sent us immediately to Cincinnati Children’s Hospital to their vascular malformation team.

Upon arrival they did more scans and started her on medicines. They kept us their NICU to monitor progress. Lillian didn’t improve. She actually drastically worsened. They added more medicines. Our room was a revolving door of specialist. They had never seen anything like Lillian’s condition. After 10 days they decided to biopsy 3 areas. The next day our room filled with more than a dozen doctors and surgeons. They told us Lillian had stage 4S neuroblastoma. They were shocked as we were as well. They had never seen it appear in the manner that Lillian’s presented. Her liver was infiltrated with nodules on top and she had

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It seemed as if all of the treatments were fueling the fire. It was then decided that our only option was to move to a salvage chemo when she was about 6 weeks old.

They described it as pulling out the big guns in a small dose. We also changed our prayer. We had been praying for healing and finally we gave up and told God she was His to use her for His glory however it may be. Multiple people fasted and laid hands on her. About 2 weeks later, God made a miracle out of her. It was almost overnight that her liver began to shrink and she drastically improved. She now has had 8 cycles of chemo and 3 radiation treatments. Her central line was removed in November and they have declared her in remission. We were able to travel back and forth to Cincinnati for the final 3 treatments so we could be home with our family. Her doctors in Cincinnati see only neuroblastoma patients. He had never seen cancer behave or present itself like Lillian’s did. He even reached out nationally. She was very unique. We have also been seen regularly at the St. Jude’s clinic at Niswonger. They made it possible for us to have some of the maintenance items completed here to reduce our number of trips to Cincinnati.

We now travel every 3 months to Cincinnati for scans and check-ups. Neuroblastoma relapses often and is the most deadly solid tumor outside of the brain so it is extremely critical we watch close.

BRIAN: Let’s end this with some advice. Unfortunately, there are a lot of parents and children out there dealing with similar health issues to what you have experienced. You have remained so strong in your faith and for your entire family. What would you like to say to all of the other moms out there who are going through this sort of trial in their lives?

KRISTIN: Oh this is a hard one because everyone deals with trials different.

First stand strong in your faith. He will never leave you or forsake you. Ask God to intervene in your situation. Deal with your emotions. Grieve the loss of a healthy child. Rely on others to help you. Do everything in your power to advocate for your child. You know best and your motherly instincts are usually correct.

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Storytelling Live!

Welcomes Dolores Hydock

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olores Hydock, a masterful performer known for her award-winning adaptations of the classics and her light-hearted personal stories, will soon serve as Jonesborough’s next storyteller in residence.

Hydock’s appearance is part of the International Storytelling Center’s renowned Storytelling Live! series, which brings a new performer to Tennessee’s oldest town each week through the month of October.

During her weeklong residency, Hydock will offer daily matinees Tuesday through Saturday, May 24 – 28, at 2:00 p.m., in ISC’s Mary B. Martin Storytelling Hall. She plans to focus on new personal stories, including pieces that have been inspired by her garden, her travels, and her life as a Southern transplant. (She’s originally a Yank.) She’ll also share an unusual story about meeting Dr. Ruth, the radio personality.

“Last summer, I was in a one-person play called “Becoming Dr. Ruth,” the storyteller says. “On a whim I called her up and invited her to come to Birmingham.

She was on a book tour, so she decided to make a little detour. She was sitting in the front row center one night when I was on stage being her. It was surreal.” Months later, they met for lunch.

In addition to her regular matinees, and in honor of Memorial Day weekend, on Saturday, May 28, at 4:00 p.m., Hydock will present “Soldiers in Greasepaint: USO Entertainers of World War II.” The program takes a rollicking look at some of the least famous entertainers in show business: the men and women who performed for U.S. troops stationed abroad during the Second World War. It also includes a special preview from the Jonesborough Repertory Theatre’s annual USO show.

“Very few people know there are these people who went to the tiny army bases and military installations to provide entertainment,” Hydock says. “Patriotic holidays rightfully focus on veterans and their contributions, but there were a lot of other people who did what they could for the effort. They cared a lot.”

Tickets for Hydock’s one-time-only presentation are $10, and advance reservations are highly recommended.

Storytelling Live! tickets for all regular matinee performances are just $12 for adults and $11 for seniors, students, and children under 18. Walk-in seating is available, but advance purchase is recommended. All ticketholders can present their ticket stubs for a 10 percent discount on same-day dining at JJ’s Eatery and Ice Cream or Main Street Café, two popular eateries in Jonesborough.

The fourth performer in ISC’s acclaimed Storytelling Live! series, Hydock will be followed by two dozen other “tellers in residence,” who will perform in Jonesborough through the summer and into early fall.

Information about all performers, as well as a detailed schedule for 2016, is available at www.storytellingcenter.net. The International Storytelling Center is open 10 a.m. – 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday. For more information about Storytelling Live! or to make a group reservation, call (800) 952-8392 ext. 222 or (423) 913-1276. theloaferonline.com | May 17, 2016 | 27

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LAST CALL for Christmas Connection– Arts & Crafts Fair- Vendor applications!

Deadline is JUNE 1st, 2016.

Seeking ARTISTS, ARTISANS, & CRAFTSMEN of all trades… Now accepting applications from those interested in exhibiting at the 37th Annual Christmas Connection– Arts & Crafts Fair. Christmas Connection--Arts & Crafts Fair: Nov. 11 – 13, 2016. Calling all artists, artisans, and craftspeople of all trades! Kingsport’s Christmas Connection, an event sponsored by the City of Kingsport Office of Cultural Arts, is celebrating 37 years of arts and crafts in 2016! Applications are now being taken for those wishing to exhibit in this 3-day event, which is by invitation only.

Application deadline: June 1st, 2016.

Christmas Connection has been a staple in the community for over 30 years. It is a very well established cultural event in Kingsport, hosting the region’s best arts and crafts vendors.

DATES/HOURS: FREE Admission to the public!

Fri. Nov. 11: 12Noon - 6PM Sat. Nov. 12: 10AM - 6PM Sun. Nov. 13: 12Noon - 5PM Applications will be accepted thru June 1st, 2016. To access the vendor application from the city website, and for more information visit: http://arts.kingsporttn.gov/cc or call 423-392-8415

PAC to offer Pallet Art Project

Princeton Arts Center, 2516 E. Oakland Ave., invites artisans ages 15 and older to participate in a Pallet Art Project. Entry fee is $10 per pallet. Participants will have two weeks to complete their project, which will be on display at PAC through July. Schedule is as follows: • June 6-10: Wooden pallets may be picked between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m.

• June 27-July 1: Pallets must be returned to Princeton Arts Center.

• July 8: Artisan reception and unveiling of Pallet Art Projects from 6-8 p.m.

• Aug. 1: Pallets may be picked up from PAC. For more information, please call (423)283-5800.

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Art in the Heart Gallery Pet Portrait Class with Michelle Howe

Friday June 24, 2016 In this class you will wood burn a picture of your favorite pet and finish it with colored pencils. Bring colored pencils and a picture of the pet you want to work on. All other supplies will be furnished. Email a picture of your pet to Michelle Howe (heart8151@aol.com) one week in advance. She will create a line drawing to make it easy for you to get a likeness of your pet. 11am - 5pm 246 Broad Street (at corner of Center Street) Kingsport, TN 37660 423-480-9702

Mindful Recovery Group Open To the Public

Anyone recovering from any type of addiction, including alcoholism and drug addiction, is invited to attend the Mindful Recovery Group. The group can serve as an alternative or addition to traditional 12-step recovery meetings and does not require any particular belief or spiritual practice.

Mindful Recovery meets every Thursday from 7:00 – 8:00 p.m. at the Appalachian Dharma & Meditation Center (ADMC), 108 W. 10th Ave., Suite 3, Johnson City, TN. The meeting is free and confidential. For more information, contact mindfulrecovery4et@ gmail.com.

ADMC offers opportunities to explore Buddhism, meditation of various forms, mindfulness and much more.

For more information about ADMC, visit the website www.dharma4et.org or contact dharma4et@gmail.com.

Mountain Makins Festival Invitation to Musicians

Rose Center is preparing for the 41st Annual Mountain Makins Festival on October 22 and 23, 2016 in Morristown, TN. Once again, there will be continuous musical entertainment during both days of the Festival, and a Preview show on Friday night, Oct. 21.

The festival features bluegrass and old time music, but also “new grass,” rockabilly, and other types of roots music. Musicians interested in performing at this year’s Mountain Makins Festi-

val will need to contact Rose Center by May 30, 2016. Bands should send audio samples of their music, information about their group, photos, and contact information.

Mountain Makins Festival, a celebration of Appalachian culture, is the largest event in Hamblen County, drawing 7000 visitors from throughout the region. This year it was named the Best Festival in the Southeast by the Southeast Festivals and Events Association. It has been designated a “Top 20 Event in the Southeast” four times by the Southeast Tourism Society; and was also voted “Best Festival in East Tennessee” by readers of Tennessee Magazine.

The festival is a fundraiser for historic Rose Center, an 1892 school building, now a museum and cultural center.

Musicians may contact Rose Center at: PO Box 1976, Morristown, TN 37816; beccy@rosecenter.org; or 423-581-4330.

Country Breafast

Please join us and come hungry to Fairview United Methodist Church on Saturday, May 21st (3rd Saturday each month) from 7:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m., to have a great country breakfast of bacon, fresh ground sausage, eggs, pancakes, gravy and biscuits and more! Cost is by donation. Located 5 miles from downtown Jonesborough going towards Fall Branch at 878 Highway 81 North. Great fellowship and food!

Book Sale

Friends of the Washington County Library will have a book sale at Gray Branch Library Friday, May 20, and Saturday, May 21. Hours for the sale will be from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Friday, and from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Saturday.

For more information, call the library at 477-1550.

Summer’s coming and so are Steele Creek nature camps

PAre your kids counting down the days until the end of the school year and getting excited about summer? Are you beginning to stress over what to do to keep them occupied during summer break? The City of Bristol’s Department of Parks and Recreation may have just the plan for you. Several Summer Nature Camps are being held from June 6 to July 22 at the Steele Creek Nature Center. Some of the camps being offered are Feathered Flyers Camp, Ecological Awareness and Discovery Camp, Young Scientists Camp, Geology Rocks Camp, Nature Photography, and an Aquatic Ecology Camp. The Registration fee is $60.00 per camp, which includes a t-shirt and all materials needed. For more information, and to register, visit http://bristoltn. org/959/Summer-Nature-Camps, or contact Jeremy Stout at the Nature Center at 423-989-5616.

DROP QUOTE: “It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional.”

CRYPTOGRAM: Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks.

pets of the week

Jasmine is a 1 year old Jack Russell Terrier mix. She is spayed and up to date on all vaccines. Jasmine loves other dogs and loves to play!

Murphy is a 1 1/2 year old Lab Bassett mix. He is neutered and up to date on all vaccines. Murphy is shy and sweet and other dog friendly.

The Bridge Home has an ongoing aluminum can can collection in front of the shelter at 2061 Hwy 75 in Blountville,TN 37617. The cans are collected by a volunteer and the money from the aluminum goes towards badly needed food and supplies for the animals The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Rescue has started a pet food pantry for people that have had financial hardships because of job loss or medical problems and are struggling to feed their pet. They can come by the shelter and get cat or dog food to get through the tough time.

Donations can be sent to The Bridge Home Shelter PO Box 654 Blountville, TN 37617 Every animal in their care is spayed or neutered and fully vaccinated before being adopted. Being a non profit the shelter is funded entirely by membership dues and private donations. They always need volunteers or monetary donations. Other always needed items:pet food, cat litter & cat toys dog treats & dog toys,paper towels, cleaners, office supplies,Purina weight circles. Phone: 423.239.5237 Hours are Mon-Fri 12pm-6pm Sat 12pm-3pm and Sun 2pm-4pm. Website is www.bridgehomerescue@gmail.com or like them on Facebook: www.Facebook. com/bridgehome

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HAPPY (BELATED) TWILIGHT ZONE DAY!!

didn’t realize until after the fact that last Tuesday, May 11, was officially designated as “Twilight Zone” day. Supposedly, this is a day set aside to celebrate all things related to the fifth dimension (not the popular singing group from “back in the day,” but Rod Serling’s tagline for his iconic TV series). So, here I am urging you to continue celebrating by watching and reading about this American institution.

Rather than this being a list of my ten favorite episodes or a recap of the show’s history, this column contains my recommendations for the Twilight Zone Bookshelf. Obviously, there is no substitute for actually watching the series—something that can be done today in multiple ways, from purchasing the entire original series as a box set (which I have done) or by accessing it 24/7 from various streaming services and on multiple platforms (we do indeed live in an age of wonders and miracles). However, if you are a genuine Zone fan and have watched each and every episode, from the original series to the two relatively unsuccessful attempts to resurrect it in the 80s and early 2000s, you should also want to savor some of the things that have been printed over the years, and particularly recently, about this stellar series. So, let’s take at look at my less-than-exhaustive bookshelf recommendations.

First up is the essential volume every TZ fan should own, Marc Scott Zicree’s THE TWILIGHT ZONE COMPANION (1982, updated 1989). Here, in just under 500 pages, is a detailed examination of the show’s origins and legacy, along with summaries and “behind-the-scenes” information about each and every episode—156 in all--of the original series’ five year run (19591964). In addition to these informative and fascinating summaries, the 1989 Second Edition, includes a new section, “The Eighties,” that weighs in on the resurrection of the series for a new generation, along with an appraisal of the feature film, “Twilight Zone: The Movie.” As one who has lived with (and in) The Twilight Zone since its inception when I was very, very young, I couldn’t agree more with Zicree’s conclusion that “We are the children of Serling’s vision.”

I really like the FAQ series launched by the Hal Leonard Corporation.

Included in this series are volumes about Sherlock Holmes, The Eagles, Horror Films, James Bond, Film Noir, and other facets of pop culture. One of the newest additions is Dave Thompson’s 2015 book THE TWILIGHT ZONE FAQ: ALL THAT’S LEFT TO KNOW ABOUT THE FIFTH DIMENSION AND BEYOND. In so many ways, this represents an update of Zicree’s pioneering volumn, but a little more inclusive, and at times not nearly as perceptive or factually accurate. That being said, I do recommend your adding this to your reading list. One of the more creative aspects of this book is Thompson’s decision to not cover the episodes in chronological order but to classify them into themes and topics. Examples include “But Who Are the Monsters Really?” “Sickness and Disease,” “Dashing Through The Fallout,” “The Toddler Of Terror,” and “Parallel Universes.” An interesting treat is Thompson’s inclusion of some of the many marketing items that have been associated with the series, such as an action figure of the three-eyed Venusian figure that appeared in one of the series’ best episodes, “Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up?”. And, as can be expected, he also surveys some of the many pop cultural references to the series, from “Seinfeld” to “The Simpsons” and many stops in between.

Closely related to Thompson’s treatment is an earlier volume by Douglas Brode and Carol Serling (Rod’s widow), ROD SERLING AND THE TWILIGHT ZONE: THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY TRIBUTE (2009). Like Thompson (who might have gotten his idea from Brode), this book is a collection of thoughtful and often thought-provoking essays about the original series, organized around topics and themes. Here we have a broad array of topics and perspectives from which to better enjoy and evaluate the series. Included here are chapters on Nostalgia, Nightmares, Cosmic, Westerns (the series was popular alongside the golden age of TV westerns), Close Encounters, Politics, and The Dark Side. Brode’s conclusion, like Zicree’s, gives us something to think about in a broader perspective: “Serling gave us something so much more important [than just another TV show]: the first proof positive that a filmed series, when its unique abilities were properly understood and fully employed, constitutes an original art form. Rod Serling was a visionary who paved the way. As a result, his own greatest fears and doubts can be set aside. No writer of his time possessed a greater imagination. And none turned out anything that comes close to his body of work in terms of lasting importance.”

If you are looking for just the right “coffee table book” to announce your admiration of “The Twilight Zone,” look no further than DIMENSIONS BEHIND THE TWILIGHT ZONE: A BACKSTAGE TRIBUTE TO TELEVISION’S GROUNDBREAKING SERIES,” by Stewart T. Stanyard (2007, with a Foreward by none other than Neil Gaiman). Actually not as massive as most coffee table books, this one offers numerous interviews and, as the title implies, lots of fascinating and illuminating backstage photos relating to the series’ production, many contributed by the show’s producers, actors, and directors. A particularly interesting section is “Appreciation Essays” that collects the thoughts and analyses about the show’s significance by an array of writers, producers, and directors.

Our last item will not only cause your bookshelf to buckle under its weight, but will also stun you with its mass of detail. I doubt that a more exhaustive study of a TV series or movie has ever been written, and if you are a fanatical TZ devotee, you cannot be without this book. Presented for your consideration is Martin Grams, Jr’s 800 page tome THE TWILIGHT ZONE: UNLOCKING THE DOOR TO A TELEVISION CLASSIC (2008). Not only does this book give the most complete account of the series, from inception to broadcast, but it also serves as a history of the business end of American popular culture. For instance, we learn (on page 297) that one of my favorite episodes, “The After Hours” (first broadcast on June 10, 1960), had a total production cost of $45, 685.21, that the dates of filming were April 7, 8, and 11, 1960 (following three previous days of rehearsal), that the Director (Doug Heyes) was paid $1,450.00 for his efforts, and that the plot was based on a short story by John Collier, titled “Evening Primrose.”

This sort of ultra-detail, which is much more extensive than what I’ve listed here, is included with the synopses of each and every episode. In addition, the appendices of the book list the TV stations, by city, that broadcast the series, the rather large collection of Twilight Zone comic books that have been published, and a helpful bibliography.

There are also separates Indexes for episodes and topics. In short, this is a book that leaves you both overwhelmed and informed. Mind-boggling to say the least. And a great doorstop if you ever tire of reading it.

I hope you will find your own ways to celebrate “The Twilight Zone” this week, whether they are on the screen or on the printed page.

See you next week.

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