The Loafer November 22nd

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on the cover

Volume 30 • Issue #51

50 Shades of Grape

Publisher Luci Tate Editor Graphic Arts Director Don Sprinkle

A celebration of popular red and white wines

Cover Design Bill May

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18 Stargazer Mars Photos That Make You Go “WOW!” 19 Skies This Week 20 Batteries Not Included Lupino + Ryan = Noir 20 The Casual Word Autumn Alchemy 22 Pop Life Arrival 24 Appalachian Wanderers A Trip Along The Foothills Parkway 26 Puzzle Page 31 Kelly’s Place 11.22.63: A Little Meditation On Time Travel

your week’s line-up

Contributing Staff Jim Kelly Andy Ross Ken Silvers Mark Marquette Brian McManus Brian Bishop Daniel Worley Jason Worley Langley Shazor

columns & reviews

Advertising Dave Carter Patti Barr Sam Jones Shawn Hale Paul Kavanaugh

4 A Celebration Of Wine 5 Which Wine To Serve?

6 Playwright Winners Announced 7 Prohibition For The Paws 8 Whine Less, Wine More 9 “My Son Pinocchio JR” Auditions 10 Holiday Events at Arts Depot 11 Doyle Lawson & Quicksilver 12 Festival Of Trees 12 Hard Candy Christmas 13 Tribute To The Clinchfield 14 Ashley Taylor @ Acoustic Coffeehouse 15 Hard Rockin’ Boys @ CCB 16 Spotlight 21 Bristolopoly Has Arrived!

21 Gingerbread House Contest 23 Black Friday Jam 25 VA Creeper Trail Honored 28 Things To Do 29 Pets Of The Week 30 Classifieds

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A CELEBRATION OF

WINE

POPULAR WHITE WINES Chardonnay:

Chardonnay is a medium to full-bodied white wine that is grown globally but holds its own as the most popular wine varietal in America. The best types of Chardonnay are oaked-aged and have a buttery mouthfeel. Crisp fruit flavors like apple and pear are combined with citrus aromas and hints of spice and vanilla. Drink Chardonnay with creamy sauces or chicken dishes for a perfect pairing.

Riesling:

Riesling is the flagship wine of Germany, originating in the country’s Rhine Valley.

Riesling is at first sweet and acidic but balances out with honey flavors and a significant minerality. Riesling is great for pairing with spicy Asian cuisines or rich foods like pork.

POPULAR RED WINES

Cabernet Sauvignon:

Cabernet Sauvignon is the gem of Napa Valley. A fullbodied red wine, “Cabs” can typically be described as rich and robust. Most commonly aged in French oak, dark fruit flavors are combined with spices and other earthy aromas. The perfect pair for a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon is a juicy steak or other form of red meat.

Pinot Noir:

Pinot Noir is a light to mediumbodied red wine whose grapes flourish in colder climates.

Described as smooth and fruit-forward, Pinot Noir has red-fruit aromas, most commonly cherry, and just a hint of spices and earthiness.

A great Pinot Noir typically has a long, lingering finish. Pinot Noir pairs best with wild game or veal.

Pinot Grigio:

Pinot Grigio is a quintessential Italian white wine. This wine type can be described as light, dry and refreshing with crisp fruit flavors like apple or pear. A different style of cultivation produces more medium-bodied wines that have floral aromas and a hint of minerality. Although both styles can be considered the same wine, the latter style typically bears the name Pinot Gris rather than Pinot Grigio.

Both Pinot Gris and Pinot Grigio are best paired with seafood, more specifically shellfish.

Sauvignon Blanc:

Sauvignon Blanc is a light, dry and crisp white wine that has citrus notes and grassy aromas. When aged in oak, the wine has spice and vanilla flavors, as well.

Although it tastes great with grilled chicken or vegetables, Sauvignon Blanc is a perfect pair for scallops or other shellfish.

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wine-serving establishments in America will have these wine types, but there are many great varietals beyond the ten listed above. Region, cultivation style and climate all make each varietal different, which is why wine is such a fascinating beverage. When looking to branch out and try new types, we recommend you get an idea of what you like in a wine and ask for recommendations based on those certain traits.

Syrah:

Syrah is a bold and rich red wine. Notes of dark fruits, pepper and spice are staples of the varietal. Australia’s style of Syrah is known as Shiraz and is much more sweet and jam-like than the “Old World” style of Syrah. Both versions are rich in fruit flavors, yet notably complex. Syrah is perfect for hearty and rich meat dishes, most specifically venison.

Zinfandel:

Zinfandel is one of the only grapes thought to be indigenous to America. Grown exclusively in California, this versatile wine has a range of different styles. Most commonly, Zinfandel is aged in American oak, giving the jam-like ripe fruit flavors an earthy spiciness. Zinfandel is also known as one of the more alcoholic wine types, packing a rich punch. Although it is known to go great with a wide variety of foods, this varietal’s perfect pairing is smoked or grilled meats.

Merlot:

Merlot is a popular wine of America’s western growing regions, while remaining one of the more prominent grapes in Bordeaux. Merlot is much like Cabernet Sauvignon only more fruit-forward. Red fruit flavors and aromas are made complex by smooth tannins, as well as spice and vanilla notes, which are evidence of oak-aging. Merlot tastes fabulous when paired with a hamburger or, more exotically, with lamb or duck.

Sam’s Package Store Stone Drive Kingsport

Traditional Thanksgiving dishes are typically rich and full of flavor, with plenty of salt, butter, and spices. A wine that is intensely full bodied, like a heavily oaked Chardonnay or Cabernet Sauvignon, can distract from the food. For a red, try a wine that is low in acidity and tannins, such as a bright and fruity Pinot Noir. Erath (Oregon) has notes of plum, violet, and cherry and is a fantastic and affordable choice. For a white, try a Riesling or Chenin Blanc.

Rieslings range from dry to very sweet, but a medium sweetness will bring balance to Turkey and side dishes. Try A to Z Riesling (Oregon). It has notes of lemongrass, green tea, and tangerine.

Another great choice is a Prosecco, Cava, or Brut Sparkling Wine. These wines pair well with hors d’oeuvres, as well as with fruit or dessert. Some of my current favorites are Segura Viudas Brut Reserva (Spain) and Roscato Prosecco (Italy). If you have guests with adventurous or discerning palates, they will appreciate Beajolais Nouveau... try Deboeuf (France).

Another exciting choice is sparkling Rose such as Chandon Blanc De Noirs (California).

Finally, don’t let the pursuit of perfection add to the stress of the holidays. Purchase a couple of reasonably priced bottles so guests who are finicky have more than one choice. Keep an eye on the alcohol consumption too, the last thing you want is a wine fueled rehash of this entire election season! Enjoy the holidays and the company of loved ones and if you have questions, consult with your local Wine and Liquor Store, like Sam’s Package Store in Kingsport. They sample a multitude of wines and can help you find exactly what you need.

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What wine to serve at Thanksgiving

RED OR WHITE

Rachel Smith

It’s

that time of the year where 5 we all come together to enjoy food, fellowship, and family. One question we often hear in the wine business is “What wine should I serve with Thanksgiving Dinner?” There is no definitive wrong or right answer, but here are some general guidelines to get you started.

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Youth Playwrights Festival

WINNERS ANNOUNCED

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Monday evening, Barter Theatre held its annual Young Playwrights Festival (YPF), recognizing regional high school students for writing outstanding original plays.

This year’s winners represented four states, Tennessee, Virginia, North Carolina and West Virginia.

Designed to encourage creativity and develop writing skills, YPF is in its fifteenth year of consecutive growth. Katy Brown, director of YPF, said, “We broke all records for the Young Playwrights Festival this year. We reviewed 608 plays written by 394 playwrights. More than 20 teachers participated from 14 schools. What a great year!”

The festival fosters interest in theatre arts and writing among high school students. After learning playwriting in the classroom, students submit 10-minute plays to Brown and her team for critique. This year, readers selected three winners from the more than 600 plays. Awards for the winning playwrights include a unique mentorship opportunity with Barter Theatre professionals, live staging experiences in front of audiences with The Barter Players, cash and other prizes.

Brown said, “It is amazing to see students get so excited about literature.

Our two morning performances felt more like pep rallies than academic recognition.”

This year’s winning play, “Blackthorn’s Feast: A Play in One Act,” was written

by H. Avery Smith of Chilhowie High School. Second place was awarded to “Melbourne Heist” by Emily Roberts and Elizabeth Harrison from Tennessee High School. “The Liberation” by Rachel Gardner from Daniel Boone High School took third place.

Five student plays were chosen to receive an honorable mention:

• “Fragile” By Emily Brooks of Alleghany High School • “Judgment Day” by Sakota Blevins of Tennessee High School • “The Revolutionary Twitter War” by Harrison Stewart of Marion Senior High School • “Unjustified” by Madeline Good and Kiara Hall of Tennessee High School • “From the Ashes” by James Kendall Funk of Marion Senior High School The 2016 Young Playwrights Festival is made possible by corporate sponsorship from Crutchfield, the Williams-Berry Foundation, First Bank & Trust Company, Speedway Children’s Charities and the Virginia Retired Teachers Association, District 1. The Young Playwrights Festival also thanks Virginia Tech.

PROHIBITION PAWS FOR THE

“Embracing Heritage” is our motto at Tennessee Hills Distillery and we apply this idea into everything we do. We are located in the “Salt House” in Tennessee’s oldest town of Jonesborough.

It is our belief, when it comes to making spirits, the “old way is the right way” and this is achieved by incorporating age-old recipes and distillation methods, handed down for hundreds of years, and carried to America by our Irish forefathers.

Stephen Callahan, owner of Tennessee Hills Distillery has been a life long resident of the Tri-Cities. Since opening his doors this past May in Jonesborough - Tennessee Hills Distillery has received overwhelming support and a warm welcome to the business community. Stephen and his wife, Jessica decided to give something back to their community by hosting a 1920’s themed Prohibition Party benefitting a charity near and dear to their hearts – the

Washington County Animal Shelter. The event is called “Prohibition for the Paws”.

Cara Ledbetter, Executive Director of the Washington County Animal Shelter was quoted as saying : “I fully support Tennessee Hills Distillery and their efforts to secure external funding to support the “Prohibition for the Paws” event, which will ultimately benefit the animals at the Washington County – Johnson City Animal Shelter.

Please consider being a sponsor for this event and benefiting this great cause. The money raised by this event will directly benefit the animals in our local shelter.

We will be able to use the funds for necessary items, such as, food, blankets, medicines/vaccines, and even something as important as the cost of spaying/neutering of these animals to help them get adopted more quickly.”

“Prohibition for the Paws “ is being held at the “Venue” in King Centre (upstairs ballroom) on Saturday, December 3rd starting at 8pm until 12 midnight. We invite all you Guys and Dolls to wear your finest 1920’s glad rags to the

party of the year. Enjoy Prohibition style cocktails and a 1920’s specialty brew, great hors d’oeuvres from local restaurants served by flapper girls in a true “Speakeasy” atmosphere. “Swing” the night away to live music from Big Band Theory (9 piece jazz band), participate in our silent auction and so much more! Tickets are $60 each or $100/couple. You can buy your tickets today at: www. tnhillsdistillery.com and click on the “Prohibition for the Paws” logo Tickets may also be purchased at Tennessee Hills Distillery located at 127 Fox Street, Jonesborough, Tennessee. While you are there, we invite you to help us embrace our heritage by trying a sip of our time honored spirits. Our hours are Monday-Saturday 10am-to 6pm, Sunday 1pm-5pm.

If you would like to be a part of this event – please call 423-788-9105 or email us at: prohibitionforthepaws.com.

Let’s make “Prohibition for the Paws” the biggest event of the year for the Washington County Animal Shelter.

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MORE WHINE LESS,

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Chris Joker Tri-Liquor Bristol Hwy Piney Flats

Pairing wine with food is nice, but do not think you must!

You do not.

It is perfectly acceptable to drink whatever wine you like with whatever food you like. If you are so inclined to pair a wine with a food I suggest you choose a wine you like first and then choose a food to pair with it second. Iit’s easy to find a food you like but finding a wine you particularly enjoy may take some experimentation. Experimentation is a great way to find new wines to enjoy but may be a bit pricey. A good way to try new wines without the expense is to attend free tastings such as the ones every Friday evening from 4-7 at TriLiquor in Piney Flats. They usually taste two different liquors and a wine and are open to suggestions on what to taste.

Many Studies have shown drinking wine in moderation actually has numerous health benefits including but not limited to: Improving short-term memory, Improving heart, brain, and bone function, reducing depression, reducing the risk of liver disease, promoting healthy eyes, reducing the risk of many different cancers including breast, colon and prostate, reducing the risk of catching a cold and even lowering cholesterol. If you are not a wine drinker but would like to take advantages of these health benefits you should talk to people who know about wine like the knowledgeable staff at Tri-Liquor in Piney Flats. They can recommend a wine to get you started and help you along your path to wine enjoyment. Contrary to what you might think you will most likely find better prices and absolutely a MUCH better selection of wines at your local liquor store rather than at the grocery store. Another reason for consulting with a knowledgeable clerk such as at Tri-Liquor in Piney Flats is that price is not always an indicator of quality or taste. They have many lower priced wines that stand up to the more expensive versions also they can quickly and easily make special orders for you.

That will not happen at a grocery or convenience store. Take advantage of their Free Friday evening tastings to broaden your wine and spirits knowledge.

A Box is Your Friend

There is an unfavorable stigma attached to box wine, like lawyers or people obsessed with Pokemon. But, box wine is often a party staple. This is because it’s inexpensive, it’s convenient, the leftovers won’t spoil, and even if you don’t enjoy the taste of it, many others do.

Box wine was once the laughing stock of the wine world: people often equated it with cheap wine, it was only purchased by those who had a cash flow problem, and cases of Pinot Noirs were often found pointing and laughing, mocking the box wine from the comfort of their glass bottles. However, over the years this stigma has gone down the drain, and the box wine of today now stores a variety of wine, including wines that are premium. Next time you’re out shopping for some wine, look in the box.

Pleasure Island. In addition a large ensemble is needed for Town Children and Town Parents, Children of Idyllia and the Roustabouts and Delinquents of Pleasure Island.

Performances are scheduled for Feb. 17-19 and 23-26 with rehearsals beginning in January.

Those wanting to audition are asked to be prepared to list any scheduling conflicts between Jan. 5 and the production show dates.

A tentative rehearsal schedule will be posted during auditions and will include some mandatory rehearsal dates and the mandatory performance dates.

Rehearsals will take place on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 5:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. and some Sunday afternoons from 2 p.m to 4 p.m. Specific times and days are dependant upon the individual role.

Show director duBrisk will lead the auditions along with her production team: assistant director Brian Ricker, musical director Angie Clendenon and choreographer Kim Berry, with help from the show’s accompanist, Kasie Shelnutt.

“My Son Pinocchio JR” has its roots in the classic Walt Disney animated feature film “Pinocchio,” which premiered in 1940. The musical includes the songs “When You Wish Upon a Star” and “I’ve Got No Strings” by Leigh Harline and Ned Washington from the animated film. Unlike the animated film the stage production is told from the perspective of Geppetto rather than Pinocchio, similar to the 2000 Disney live-action television movie “Geppetto” starring Drew Carey.

The stage musical includes music and lyrics by Oscar and Grammy winning composer Stephen Schwartz (Broadway’s “Wicked,” and Disney’s “Pocahontas,” “The Prince of Egypt” and “Enchanted”) and book by David Stern.

For more information regarding auditions, the production or other Arts Outreach programs, please call 423-798-1620 or visit http:// arts.tusculum.edu and click on “Latest News.”

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‘My Son Pinocchio JR’ Youth Auditions

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outh ages seven to 18 are sought for the cast of “My Son Pinocchio JR,” the February 2017 production for Theatre-atTusculum and Actors Coming Together.

“My Son Pinocchio JR” is part of the popular Broadway Junior Collection of live-theater musicals and will be directed by Marilyn duBrisk with an all youth cast.

Auditions are scheduled Monday, Nov. 28, and Tuesday, Nov. 29, in the Behan Arena Theatre, located on the lower level (side entrance) of the Annie Hogan Byrd Fine Arts Building on the Tusculum College campus. Registration begins at 3:30 p.m. with auditions starting at 4 p.m. and lasting until about 6 p.m. both days. Possible callbacks will be held 4 p.m. on Thursday, Dec. 1. Those wishing to audition are not required to attend both audition dates but are asked to be available for possible callbacks on Dec. 1 if needed.

Auditions will consist of a singing portion, a choreography portion and readings from the show’s script. No prepared audition pieces are required but those wishing to audition are asked to wear comfortable clothing and shoes with closed toes.

The production features a cast of approximately 30 actors, singers and dancers. Characters include Geppetto, Pinocchio, Strombolithe Puppet Master, The Blue Fairy and four “Fairies-In-Training.”

Supporting roles include: Signora Giovanni, Pinocchio’s teacher; Professore Buongrazzoa, a mad scientist; Junior, his assistant and The Ringleader who runs

HOLIDAY EVENTS at Arts Depot

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eginning on Wednesday, November 23rd the Arts Depot will present the Twenty-Seventh Annual Depot Artists Association Members’ Exhibit in all three galleries of the Arts Depot in Abingdon, VA. The exhibit will continue through December 31. More than fifty artists will be exhibiting over 100 pieces of their work created in clay, watercolor, oil, acrylic, collage, mixed media, photography, textiles, stained glass, and much more. The Holiday Members show is a great opportunity to support local artists and to purchase one-of-a-kind, hand crafted holiday gifts and gift certificates for the art lovers on your list. While at the show visitors may vote for their favorite piece of artwork. This year’s People’s Choice Award is being presented in honor of Jane Vittoria who passed away in August. Jane was a beloved friend, dedicated volunteer and enthusiastic patron of the Depot Artists Association for many years and is missed by all that knew her.

On Small Business Saturday, November 26th kids of all ages are invited to have their picture taken with Santa Claus and to create their own ornament from 10am- 1pm and from 1:30-4pm. Mrs. Claus and an elf or two will serve refreshments. It’s all free and offered in partnership with Arts Depot neighbor, Highlands

Union Bank. You must have an email address to receive your free photo with Santa but it will not be used for solicitation purposes.

The community is also invited to the Depot’s Holiday Open House on “First Thursday” December 1st, from 6-8 pm. David Collins will play the piano and entertain guests. Everyone is invited to browse the three galleries and seven Resident Artist’s studios, to enjoy holiday treats and a glass of wine for those over 21.

For information on all participating “First Thursday” art venues visit www.facebook.com/ abingdonfirstthursday.

On Saturday, December 3rd at 1 p.m. the VHCC Community Choral Ensemble will perform a free holiday concert. Everyone is invited to enjoy refreshments, art and the festive sounds of this fine ensemble as they perform a wonderful variety of Christmas music. In recent years this has exclusively been a women’s choral group but this year they are pleased to include outstanding male singers also. The group, directed by Mary Munsey, assisted by Brad Fore and accompanied

by Chris Yoder, is comprised of students, faculty, staff, high school and community members.

On Saturday, December 10th at 1:00 p.m. The Abingdon-based band, Stravàigin, (meaning

wanderer) will be in concert. Straváigin offers a repertoire of traditional Irish and Scottish folk music combined with a variety of stirring marches, jigs, reels and moving slow airs on the Great Highland bagpipe, shuttle pipes, and Scottish small pipes. The roots of Appalachian music run deep in the rhythms and harmonies of the Scots-Irish, who brought their music to America with them in their quest for a land of their own. The Band’s CD’s will be available for sale and traditional refreshments will be served.

The Arts Depot is open Wednesday through Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm, year-round. The Depot’s galleries and Resident Artists’ studios are also open on the first Thursday” of every month through 8 pm in conjunction Abingdon’s “First Thursday” art events. As always, the Arts Depot staff and Resident Artists are happy to open the gallery for visitors outside of the posted hours, just call at 276-6289091. There is never an admission charge.

N DOYLE LAWSON

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& QUICKSILVER HOMECOMING

ortheast State Community College welcomes musical 11 legend and 2016 Grammy nominee Doyle Lawson with his band Quicksilver to campus for their annual “Homecoming” performance on Saturday, Dec. 3 at 7:00 p.m.

Lawson and Quicksilver will perform at the Wellmont Regional Center for the Performing Arts on the College’s Blountville campus next to Tri-Cities Regional Airport. Advance tickets are $25 and can be purchased online now at www.northeaststate.edu. Enjoy this intimate evening of bluegrass, gospel, and Christmas tunes with one of the best in the business.

Called a “mandolin virtuoso” with “perfectly silken harmony” by The New York Times, Lawson and Quicksilver have nearly 40 albums to their credit. Lawson and Quicksilver’s most recent album In Session was nominated for a Grammy Award as Best Bluegrass Album of the Year for 2016.

DLQ are seven-time International Bluegrass Music Association (IBMA) Vocal Group of the Year winners, and have multiple Grammy, Dove, Inspirational Country Music Association, and other IBMA award nominations. The band also earned Dove Award nominations for the Best Bluegrass Gospel Album and Best Bluegrass Gospel Song awards.

Lawson is a member of the International Bluegrass Hall of Fame. He was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2012 at the Ryman Auditorium.

He has served as the feature instructor and performer at the College’s summer music workshops held at Northeast State at Bristol for two years. He shared his knowledge and expertise with students about recording tips and techniques as well as live performances and impromptu jam sessions.

Doors open at 6:30 p.m. For more information call the Northeast State Box Office at 423.354.5169.

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FESTIVAL OF TREES

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halls are decked with boughs of holly and merriment at Meadowview Convention Center, as LampLight Theatre hopes to spread a little Christmas cheer – and raise money for a good cause at the same time. LampLight hosted the Open House for Kingsport’s fourth annual “Festival of Trees” this past Sunday.

The event is a silent auction fundraiser from which all of the proceeds will benefit the H.A.L.O. “Hope and Love Outreach” Program for local “at-risk” and underprivileged students.

Businesses and individuals throughout the area have donated fully decorated items such as Christmas trees, wreaths, swags, centerpieces, Christmas villages, and topiaries that are on exhibit and up for bid at Meadowview Convention Center. The proceeds from LampLight’s tree displays will benefit a program for local “at-risk” and underprivileged students called H.A.L.O. “Hope and Love Outreach”. This program provides completely free services throughout the year for nearly 200 local students including Christmas gifts for the students and their siblings, along with a Christmas dinner box for their family, a week of summer camp in the Smoky Mountains, and backpacks and school supplies for back-to-school. The “Festival of Trees” fundraiser has successfully funded the Comfort and Joy Christmas Party that is hosted for these students for the past two years!

The “Festival of Trees” will be on display from November 13 through 26 at the Meadowview Convention Center in Kingsport. The general public is invited to attend and bid on the trees through a planned silent auction. Viewing and bidding can be done in person at the convention center as well as online at www.LampLightTheatre.com. Come visit the magical wonderland to begin your holiday season and help a worthy organization provide these students a Christmas to remember!

HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS Art and Crafts Show What do you do with all that Thanksgiving company when the turkey is gone ? For years, folks have been bringing guests and the whole family to the 29th annual ‘Hard Candy Christmas” Arts & Crafts Show at the Western Carolina University Ramsey Center, in Cullowhee, North Carolina.

Dates for 2016 are November 25--26 , always the Friday and Saturday after Thanksgiving. Hours are 10-5 each day.

Customers line up early for the first pick of original, hand crafted arts & crafts at great prices.

The ornament collectors will find Old World santas, snowmen and angels.

More than 100 artists from five states are carefully chosen to be the best in their categories. They will present a wide array of wood craft, glass art , fine art ,folk art, master jewelers ,and mountain photography.

Heritage craftsmen are bringing hand tied brooms, corn shuck dolls, quilts and goat milk soap . Purchase a rustic table made just for your cabin and meet the one who has make it.

On the way out , take home a wreath of fresh mountain greenery and pick up a loaf of organic bread and gingerbread houses that are baked in a

wood fired oven.

Chain saw artist ,Tony Owen, will be demonstrating carving and selling the best bears in our area! ..

At the ticket table , pick up a delicious mountain apple and a piece of peppermint candy to celebrate our Christmas tradition.

‘Hard Candy Christmas’ Art & Crafts: Fresh mountain wreaths, specialty sweets, and exceptional arts & crafts …can’t wait !

Hours are 10-5 pm each day. Cullowhee is located on Highway 107 between Sylva and Cashiers .It is 45 miles SW of Asheville,N.C.(exit 27 off I-40) 92 Catamount Road 28723.

Admission is $4.50 for adults .Children under 12 free. Free convenient parking .

For information: www.mountainArtisans. net 828 524 3405 Doris Hunter, show director djhunter@dnet.net This is a Mountain Artisans Production .

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Carter Railroad Museum’s Heritage Day

‘TRIBUTE TO THE CLINCHFIELD’

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Saturday, Nov. 26, East Tennessee State University’s George L. Carter Railroad Museum’s monthly Heritage Day will feature “Tribute to the Clinchfield.”

Traditionally, the last weekend in November is a celebration of the Clinchfield line, which later became part of today’s CSX railroad. This year, the transportation conglomerate has significantly reduced the use of the line due to challenges facing the eastern coal industry. Examples of some of the Clinchfield’s equipment will return to action in miniature form during Heritage Day and Clinchfield equipment remains part of the permanent cabinet displays.

The George L. Carter Chapter of the National Railway Historical Society and members of the Mountain Empire Model Railroaders (MEMRR) club are developing the program on the club’s large 24x44 1:87 HO scale layout, one of four model lines that are housed in the museum.

The Carter Railroad Museum is open every Saturday from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.

Admission is free, but donations are welcomed. The museum can be identified by a flashing railroad crossing signal at the back entrance to the Campus Center Building. Visitors should enter ETSU’s campus from State of Franklin Road onto Jack Vest Drive and continue east to 176 Ross Drive, adjacent to the flashing RR crossing sign.

To learn more about the museum, visit http://johnsonsdepot.com/glcarter/ cartermuseum. Visit www.memrr.org to learn more about MEMRR, which helps demonstrate and maintain the model layouts, museum exhibits and other projects.

For more information about Heritage Day, contact Dr. Fred Alsop, museum director, at 423-439-6838 or alsopf@etsu.edu. For disability accommodations, call the ETSU Office of Disability Services at 423-439-8346.

Ashley Taylor @ Acoustic Coffeehouse

SINGER, SONGWRITER

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Singer, songwriter, and guitar enthusiast Ashley Taylor grew up on the likes of Loretta Lynn, Johnny Cash, Bon Jovi, and the Dixie Chicks.

“

One to Watch” by the Nashville Songwriters Association International (NSAI).

Her love of country music was inspired by listening to her grandmother’s old albums and CDs while living in Bakersfield, California. Ashley feels that her life in music is part of God’s plan for her ever since she received a guitar for Christmas that she’d asked for in prayer when she was 17-years-old.

While Ashley’s time in California saw her attending audio school and working as a studio session player, it was a friendship with hit songwriter Clay Mills (Don’t Think I Don’t Think About It by Darius Rucker) that resulted in Ashley taking the important step of moving to Nashville and being mentored by Mills. And she is already making waves with her debut single “Play Like Ken” now getting radio airplay on dozens of stations in Tennessee, Texas, California, and Arizona.

Ashley is an advocate of helping those in need. While living in California, she created an organization to assist and uplift single moms and their children. The Care Foundation helps single moms by purchasing groceries and other necessary items while providing them with gifts and services to make them feel loved and cared for.

Ashley also donates to Compassion International, using the money to sponsor a young girl in Haiti with whom Ashley has regular communication.

In addition to having several songs she has written cut by numerous independent artists, including Matt Wynn of American Idol, Jenna Lea & Marshall. Ashley is also working on her debut EP titled Bakersfield and is preparing to tour the US as part of the Two of a Kind tour.

Ashley Taylor is sponsored by Daisy Rock Girl Guitars, 64 Audio and Steve Clayton Custom Guitar Picks Inc. Ashley was named “One to Watch” by the Nashville Songwriters Association International (NSAI).

Ashley will be playing the Acoustic Coffee House located at 415 Walnut St. Johnson City ,Tennessee on Sunday, November, 27th at 8 pm. For more info please check out www.AshleyTaylorMusic.com .

Don’t miss this show!

They are gonna bring rock back to the country the way it’s supposed to be done!

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HARD ROCKIN’ BOYS BELOW 7 @ COUNTRY CLUB BAR & GRILL

Those hard rockin boys from Southwest Va are bringing it to the Country Club Bar and Grill. Saturday Nov 26.

It would be difficult to tag Below 7 with one genre. Any given show could open up with The Black Crowes and end up with a heavy dose of Godsmack. That obviously leaves a whole lot of in between. We currently play shows in four states.

A “will travel” creed not only gives us the opportunity to play many different venues but also generates new fans of all ages. An upcoming CD is on the horizon for the band we also have permission from Zakk Wylde to put In This River on our up coming CD. We are also currently in negotiations with Coldcock Whiskey for a sponsorship.

Jarrod Evans will rock your soul with his vocals. Todd Veirs on lead guitar. Rick Robinson on bass and Eric Sheffield on drums. Together they are Below 7.

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Acoustic Coffeehouse

DOWNTOWN COUNTRY Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

- WEDNESDAY - Nov. 23rd -

OPEN MIC

The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

JAMEN DENTON

Bone Fire Smokehouse

MAL COOPER

Acoustic Coffeehouse

JAMEN DENTON & WISE OLD RIVER Bone Fire Smokehouse

SINGER SONGWRITER NIGHT W/ SCOTT TUCKER

- SATURDAY - Nov. 26th -

- FRIDAY - Nov. 25th -

- TUESDAY - Nov. 22nd -

OPEN MIC

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OPEN MIC

LIVE MUSIC

Acoustic Coffeehouse

Bone Fire Smokehouse

THE FUGITIVES

LARRY SIGMON & MARTHA SPENCER

Country Club Bar & Grill

LIVE MUSIC

Bone Fire Smokehouse

HB BEVERLY

Carter Family Fold

THE LEDGERWOODS

Bristol Brewery

LIVE MUSIC

Bristol Brewery

Bone Fire Smokehouse

JAMES MEADOWS

SOUTHERN COUNTRYMEN BAND

Quaker Steak & Lube

David Thompson’s Produce

BENNY WILSON & HILLBILLY BAD

WYLDEHEART & JAMES MEADOWS

Holston River Brewing Company

Holston River Brewing Company

ADAM MCMILLAN

ROBINELLA Down Home

Hungry I at The Apex

Our House Restaurant

- SATURDAY - Nov. 26th -

OPEN MIC

DUELING PIANOS

50Fifty Sports Tavern

- SUNDAY - Nov. 27th -

Woodstone Deli

OPEN MIC

The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

OPEN MIC

Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

- THURSDAY - Nov. 24th -

IROM, THESE ARE THE ANGLES & SHORT STAY

Acoustic Coffeehouse

THE REPPERTONS, SNAKE LAUNCHER, THE CRYPTOIDS

OPEN MIC

BORDERLINE Rush Street

ADAM MCMILLAN

Woodstone Deli

Rainbow Asian Cuisine

JV SQUAD

SWITCHBLADE SOUL

11E Sports Bar

JAZZ 251

Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill

Bone Fire Smokehouse

The Hideaway

OPEN MIC

Acoustic Coffeehouse

ASHLEY TAYLOR

Capone’s

SHOOTER

- MONDAY - Nov. 28th -

OPEN MIC

Johnson City Moose Lodge

OPEN MIC

Acoustic Coffeehouse

STATE STREET STRING BAND Blackbird Bakery

Johnson City Moose Lodge

- FRIDAY - Nov. 25th -

SUNDALE

The Hideaway

SHIMMY & THE BURNS, GUY MARSHALL & THE HEAVY HALVES

Capone’s

REAL LIFE HEAVIES

DIRK QUINN BAND Sleepy Owl Brewery

LAUREN COLE BAND Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

BELOW 7

Country Club Bar & Grill

DUSTIN TOLLEY

Studio Brew

Acoustic Coffeehouse

PEA PICKIN’ HEARTS

HAVEN

Yee Haw Brewing Company

CJ’s Sports Bar

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Country Club Bar & Grill 3080 W State St Bristol 423/844-0400

Rainbow Asian Cuisine 2412 N. Roan St. Johnson City 423/ 232-6688

50 Fifty Sports Tavern 2102 N. Roan Street Johnson City

David Thompson’s Produce 251 Highway 107 Jonesborough 423/913-8123

Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill 3119 Bristol Hwy. Johnson City 423 / 262-0444

Blackbird Bakery 56 Piedmont Ave. Bristol VA 276/ 645-5754

Down Home 300 W. Main St. Johnson City 423/929-9822

Rush Street 1229 E Stone Dr Kingsport 423/247-3184

Bone Fire Smokehouse at the Hardware 260 W Main St Abingdon Va 276/623-0037

The Hideaway 235 E. Main St Johnson City 423/ 926-3896

Sleepy Owl Brewery 151 E. Main St. Kingsport 423/390-8476

Holston River Brewing Company 2621 Volunteer Pkwy Bristol TN

Studio Brew 221 Moore Street Bristol VA 423 / 360-3258

Hungry I at the Apex 604 W. Market St. Johnson City

Wellington’s Restaurant Carnegie Hotel 1216 W State of Franklin Rd Johnson City 423/979-6400

Bristol Brewery 41 Piedmont Ave Bristol VA 276/ 608-1220 Bristol’s Pickin’ Porch 620 State St Bristol 423/573-2262 Capone’s 227 E Main St Johnson City 423/928-2295 Carter Family Fold 3449 A. P. Carter Hwy Hiltons VA 276/594-0676 CJ’S Sports Bar 516 Morelock St. Kingsport 423/ 390-1361

Jiggy Ray’s 610 E. Elk Ave Elizabethton 423/ 722-3410 Johnson City Moose Lodge 1801 W. Lakeview Dr Johnson City 423/926-6400 Our House Restaurant 4903 N. Roan St. Johnson City 423/ 282-1555 Quaker Steak & Lube 629 State St Bristol VA 276/644-9647

KARAOKE

TUESDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Boomershine’s Pizza Karaoke w/ Marques at Painter Creek Marina Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** WEDNESDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at American Legion 8pm Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Smokey Bones - Johnson City TN Turn the Page Karaoke At VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN *********************** THURSDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN Karaoke at Holiday Inn - Johnson City TN Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzaria Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Mellow Mushroom - Johnson City ***********************

The Willow Tree

Coffeehouse & Music Room

216 E Main St Johnson City

Woodstone Deli 3500 Fort Henry Dr Kingsport 423/245-5424 Yee Haw Brewing Company 126 Buffalo St. Johnson City

FRIDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at Sportsman’s Bar & Grill 9pm Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage 8:30 pm Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke at Elizabethton VFW - Elizabethton TN Karaoke w/ DJ Marques at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) - Bristol VA Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Moe’s Original BBQ Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN *********************** SATURDAY Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke at The Horseshoe Lounge Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN ***********************

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MARS PHOTOS THAT MAKE YOU GO

“WOW!”

Last month the NASA Smartphone “app” posted three photos from Mars that will make you go “Wow!”

Stargazer

By Mark Marquette since 1996 stargazermarq@ gmail.com

They are an unusual water-layered mound, a golf ball-sized meteorite and the evidence that Europe’s unmanned lander went “splat!”

The first image from Mars is credited to NASA, Jet Propulsion Lab at Caltech, and the amazing camera system built by Malin Space Science Services is the unusual rock mound that NASA’s car-sized rover Curiosity drove by in October 2016.

Actually a layered, rocky, 50-foot butte of water-deposited sandstone, it is part of a group called Murray Buttes that are along the route Curiosity is taking as it slowly ascends 3-mile-high Mt. Sharp.

Now in its fifth year, Curiosity continues to accumulate clues about how Mars has changed 3 billion years ago from a planet with lakes and rivers— and most likely life—to the cold and barren world covered in rusted iron oxide from the belching of the largest volcanoes in the Solar System.

Mars photo Number 2 (credit NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS) has a golf ballsized black meteorite informally named “Egg Rock” lying harmlessly on a Martian rock slab, laced with mineral veins and dusted with grey gravel.

This iron-nickel alien rock, lying on an alien world, was zapped with a powerful ChemCam laser-firing spectrometer from Earth. Close-up views show the six white blast marks that reveal the make-up of the cosmic interloper. Most likely a piece of an asteroid, it traveled for millions of years to find the Red Planet in its way. And miraculously, this Martian meteorite was found by Curiosity.

And the final image we credit to NASA/JPL-CalTech and the University of Arizona is the Nov. 1st image of where the European Space Agency’s small stationary lander Schiaparelli crashed on Oct. 19, 2016.

The lander was part of the ESA’s ExoMars mission that put the Trace Gas Orbiter into operation on Oct. 19th while the lander failed. Space engineers have figured out that after reentry, the parachute detached too early and then the landing retrorockets fired and prematurely shut down, resulting in the Schiaparelli spacecraft crashing at 180 mph.

NASA Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (MRO) found the impact crater and strewn wreckage with the most powerful space camera ever built, University of Arizona’s High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE).

MRO and HiRISE found three locations where parts of the spacecraft reached the Martian surface: the lander module itself in the upper photo, the parachute and back shell at lower left, and the heat shield at lower right.

For more interplanetary images that make you go “Wow!” check out the photojournal page of the Jet Propulsion Lab: http//photojournal. jpl.nasa.gov.

The Moon has moved into near obscurity in our pre-dawn skies after getting its photo made millions of times last Full phase. New Moon is Nov. 29th, and next Full Moon is Dec. 13th. Venus is the brilliant planet after sunset, with Mars much dimmer but to the left (east) in Capricornus the Sea Goat. Early risers will be drawn to bright gold Jupiter above the eastern horizon.

Tues. Nov. 22 Today’s date in history is a world famous one, and one that impacted America’s Moon Race with the Communist USSR. In 1963, President John F. Kennedy was murdered by gunshots as his motorcade paraded by thousands of admirers in Dallas, Texas. JFK jumped on the Space Age dream to fly to the Moon and in several historic speeches challenged our great nation to put an American on the Moon by the end of the decade.

NASA felt committed to honor the dead President and met that incredible goal twice in 1969: Apollo 11 July 20th and Apollo 12 on Nov. 19th.

Wed. Nov. 23.

On this 2002 date in space history, STS-113 was launched with orbiter Endeavour on the 16th “hardhat” mission to build the International Space Station. It was the 19th flight of Endeavour and the 112th of the Shuttle program.

Thurs. Nov. 24 Thanksgiving Day. On this 1991 date in space history, Atlantis was rocketed to space on the STS-44 mission. Six astronauts spent seven days on a Department of Defense mission, one of a dozen top secret missions made possible by the Space Shuttles. One astronaut aboard, Story Musgrave, is the only person to ride in all five Orbiters—the others being Co-

lumbia, Challenger, Endeavour and Discovery. Musgrave has published a very good autobiography, “Story: The Way of Water.”

Fri. Nov. 25 An interesting week for astrologers to explain as the Sun entered Scorpius on Sunday, Nov. 23 and remains in the scorpion until only this Sunday, Nov. 30. The Sun then enters the non-Zodiacal constellation Ophiuchus the Snake Handler, where it remains until moving into Sagittarius on Dec. 18. This is the key element of allowing 13 constellations, not the traditional 12, in the Zodiac.

Sat. Nov. 26 On this 1965 date in space history, France joined the Soviet Union and the United States as space faring nations, launching an orbiting, 92 pound satellite called Asterix from a launch site in Hammaguir, Algeria.

Originally called A-1 for the French Army, once in orbit it was renamed Asterix, a character in a popular French comic strip. Space Shuttle Atlantis was also launched for the second time on this date in 1985 with seven astronauts deploying three commercial satellites—a pay-to-orbit mission that was the original plan for the Space Transportation System.

Sun. Nov. 27 At 6:30 pm The Pleiades star cluster and the constellation Taurus the Bull are above the eastern horizon, with Auriga the Charioteer also rising to the bull’s left. The constellations are marked by bright star Aldebaran, the reddish eye of the bull, and Auriga’s bright star, yellowish Capella.

Ninety minutes later the great hunter Orion has cleared the eastern horizon.

Mon. Nov. 28 On this 1983 date in space history, Space Shuttle Columbia was launched with Europe Space Agency’s Spacelab module in the 40-footlong cargo bay, beginning a lasting partnership with ESA that continues on the International Space Station.

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THIS WEEK

SKIES

Celestial events in the skies for the week of Nov. 22-28, 2016, as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette.

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LUPINO + RYAN

Batteries Not Included

By Andy Ross aross@ theloaferonline.com

= NOIR It’s

November which means for film fans it’s #Noirvember, the month in which we celebrate the genre that audiences love to yell at improv performers, Film Noir. With perfect timing Warner Archive has released the 1952 RKO Noir “On Dangerous Ground” on blu-ray for the first time. Directed by Nicholas Ray, whose most famous for “Rebel Without a Cause,” with a score by the great Bernard Herrmann, “On Dangerous Ground” stars Noir giants Robert Ryan and Ida Lupino--who in addition to acting was a pioneering producer and director during a time when that was unheard of.

Ryan plays New York cop Jim Wilson, a man who has become so hardened and cynical by his job he says to a thug “Why do you make me do it?” before he smashes him to a pulp. Wilson’s soul is gone. He’s seen too many criminals, too much of the dirt of humanity to have any glimmer of hope left inside of him. Jim Wilson wakes up, does his job, eats, goes to bed. However, it’s all become part of an autopilot mode where he’s essentially a shell that is going through the motions.

Wilson hates himself, and he doesn’t know how to stop it, and to some degree-he embraces it.

His superior officers, his partners all ask him “What’s gotten into you, Jim?” As a result of his recent actions of pure rage towards suspects and known petty thieves, the chief sends Jim on special assignment upstate in a rural area. A look into a brutal murder, but in a beautiful,

snowy, area with hills and small Country roads. There, while in search of the killer, Jim meets a beautiful blind woman (Lupino), who might just bring him the redemption he doesn’t realize needs or wants.

“On Dangerous Ground” is an intense and visually arresting film. At times it features the then uncommon use of handheld cameras to bring more realism to the picture. The film has a rich black and white image on blu-ray with an almost indetectable grain pattern. Warner Archive must be commended for creating a brand new 4K master for the blu-ray, scanned directly from the original nitrate camera negative--a costly task that is not simple. A DTS-HD 2.0 Mono soundtrack is presented, restored as well from the optical elements of the the same camera negative. The theatrical trailer and an audio commentary track by film historian Glenn Erickson is also included as bonus features.

Towards the end of 2015, Warner Archive said they were going to step up their already aggressive blu-ray campaign more in 2016. They’ve lived up to that, and then some. Their efforts are to be applauded and celebrated, they are spoiling film fans left and right, with titles some thought would never see the HD treatment. “On Dangerous Ground” comes highly recommended--if you’ve never seen how stunning black and white can look on blu-ray, this film is a great place to start. Very much worth your time. See you next week.

AUTUMN

ALCHEMY

The Casual Word

By Langley Shazor Follow Langley at TheCasualWord

The air is cool Morning sun casting shadows Without heat Could almost be mistaken for its pale counterpart Luminous orbs Celestial street lamps Irradiated pathways Rays and beams Traipse through leaves Plodding across terrestrial plots Broken into slivers These minute rails Made of gold and silver Lace mortars and pestles To combine cinnamon, sage, and citrus Magically warming the senses Dispersed by the breeze Flowing through this perennial apothecary

“The game board replicates the Bristol Motor Speedway and highlights most likely the largest historical event in Bristol, THE BATTLE AT BRISTOL,” states Stephanie

Poe, Executive Director, Bristol Crisis Center.

As the sponsor of the game, proceeds of the game will go toward operations of the not-forprofit, community service organization Bristol Crisis Center (BCC). The game is available at the Crisis Center for a $30.00 donation for the New Edition II and $50.00 for both Editions I & II. “This is a win-win for both the Bristol Crisis Center and our community,” states Poe. Businesses are encouraged to contact the BCC at 276-466-2218 if interested in becoming an outlet for the game. Find out more about the game, businesses who are on Bristolopoly II and outlets where the game is available at http://www. crisiscenterinc.org.

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SUGAR AND SPICE ANNUAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE CONTEST

Sugar & Spice & Everything Nice…..that’s what the Rogersville Arts Council’s Second Annual Gingerbread House Contest is made of!

The entries are due Friday, Dec. 2 between 3pm and 5pm at the Hales Springs Inn. After judging, the Gingerbread Houses will be on display at the Inn from Dec. 3-25. Registration fees are $10 for individuals, $20 for group, families and businesses.

The categories are: Children, Adults, and Groups- families, businesses, and clubs.

Last year’s entries were awesome; and the winners could have easily competed in the famous competition in Asheville, NC. The detailed guidelines and registration forms can be picked up at Hale Springs Inn, the Chamber of Commerce office, Luella’s, or online at rogartscouncil.org. If you are interested in participating, please complete the entry from and submit by mail or email by November 30th. We will hold a place for you; and you can bring your entry and fee on December 2nd to the Hale Springs Inn. This is a great project in which a family or group can enjoy being involved.

Call or email with any questions: 423-293-0882, rogersvilleartscouncil@gmail.com.

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HAS ARRIVED

BRISTOLOPOLY

“Bristolopoly” based on the popular board game “Monopoly” has arrived! This is the second edition of the game using Bristol businesses, organizations, nonprofits and landmarks to create a custom board game and a memorable keepsake of Bristol.

Bristolopoly is a family game that educates people about Bristol while providing fun and great conversation. It is a notable keepsake of Bristol and a distinct souvenir for visitors and the community. Similar to the game of Monopoly, Bristolopoly has the same high quality standards.

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ARRIVAL I want you to take a moment and think of all the alien invasion movies you have seen over the years. I’m certain the list includes some of the following: “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”, “War of the Worlds”; “Signs”, “The Day the Earth Stood Still”, and of course “Independence Day”.

Adding to the list of alien invasion films is the new release “Arrival” featuring Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner. In this film, twelve extraterrestrial spacecraft, named “Shells” buy the United States military, have touched down across the Earth at varying locations. As usual the citizens of Earth have no idea why the mysterious

Pop Life

By Ken Silvers ksilvers@ theloaferonline.com

crafts have appeared, so the military enlists the help of linguist and college professor Louise Banks (Adams) in an attempt to communicate with the visitors.

Banks is taken to the site in Montana (the lone U.S. location of the Shells) where she is joined by physicist Ian Donnelly ( Renner) and US Army Colonel Weber (Forest Whitaker).

The group are soon meeting with the inhabitants of the Shell, who are best described as cephalopod- like creatures, but they look large black octopi to me.

They even “shoot out” a black liquid as their form of communication. As the U.S. team and the rest of the world works to communicate with the aliens, China the first country to cave in and threaten the invaders with harm. Don’t we ever learn in these types of movies? Thankfully, Banks and Donnelly have both worked diligently to uncover exactly what the aliens want from us. I will not say in this article what the aliens want, but it is surprising.

During the course of the film, including the very beginning, we learn some revealing facts about Banks, including a plot twist involving her daughter. This film is very deep in thoughts and ideas, and is closer in tone to the aforementioned “Close Encounters” than “ID4”. I really loved the fact a female character is the savior of the day and Banks proves you don’t always need weapons to ward off the unknown. The plot twist in this film is one I never saw coming and really added to the overall effect of the story line.

The actors are all wonderful, and Adams is very convincing in her role and carries the film on her shoulder even when competing with awesome special effects. Renner makes for a fine co-star, even though he is often overshadowed

by Adams and the stunning visuals. If you enjoy films of this genre, I warn you to take heed: there are no exploding buildings, no quips between actors while aliens are being shot, and no one is kidnapped by the aliens. If you have no problem with the aforementioned not being a part of this film, then you should give “Arrival” a try for a cerebral alien experience.

(Rated PG-13) 3 aliens (out of 4)

“The Black Friday Jam is a gathering of musicians who have a great knowledge and appreciation for the heritage music traditions of the region,” said Jack Hinshelwood, Crooked Road executive director. “Jim has shared his love of those traditions with so many people over the years that they all look forward to getting together for this night to celebrate the music, and their connection to each other. The ties and friendships run deep, and that is always reflected in the music.”

Jim Lloyd is the owner of a Rural Retreat institution, Lloyd’s Barber Shop. His barber shop has been the Rural Retreat center for traditional music since its opening in 1987. It is a barber shop by day and a traditional music classroom in the evenings. Jim says he has given music lessons to well over 1000 people. The shop is often lively with the sounds of friends and visitors who have dropped by to pick instruments, swap stories and sing songs. Jim is always eager to show visitors his fascinating collection of old banjos and other instruments.

The Black Friday Jam was started as a sort of reunion for the many students that Jim taught who went off to college and other communities. It was arranged for the Thanksgiving holiday since the students would be in town for fall break and be able to play some music while visiting home. Over the years it has grown into a holiday tradition as important as the turkey for many. Attendees have come from as far away as Florida and England.

“From the early years when I spent my weekends as the guitarist with The 23 Konnarock Critters to current times as a member of the Elkville String Band and Mountain Fling, I have always been Rural Retreat’s barber, old time musician, banjo collector and traditional music teacher,” said Lloyd. “Performing and teaching traditional music has been a lifelong passion for me.”

On Friday, November 25, this iconic gathering will commence with the banner presentation at 7:00 PM followed by the evening music jam where all players and non-players are welcome and all skill levels feel right at home.

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The Black Friday Jam is a gathering of musicians who have a great knowledge and appreciation for the heritage music traditions of the region”

The Crooked Road’s mission is to support tourism and economic development in Southwest Virginia by celebrating and preserving this Appalachian region’s unique musical and cultural heritage. A complete listing of the Affiliated Venues and Festivals and the Major Venues of The Crooked Road: Virginia’s Heritage Music Trail can be found at www.thecrookedroad.org.

For additional information about The Crooked Road, call 276-492-2409 or send an email toinfo@thecrookedroad.org. For more information about Jim Lloyd’s Black Friday Jam, go to http://www.jimlloydmusic.com.

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AFFILIATED VENUE OF THE CROOKED ROAD

BLACK FRIDAY JAM

Honoring a tradition dating back more than 15 years, Jim Lloyd’s Black Friday Jam of Rural Retreat, Virginia will be presented with a Crooked Road banner recognizing them as the newest Affiliated Venue of The Crooked Road. Affiliated Venues represent the best in traditional music gatherings that the region has to offer. The Crooked Road will present the banner at the Jam on Friday, November 25, at 7:00 PM.

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A TRIP ALONG THE

National Park while also providing unparalleled views of the park’s highest peaks. Congress quickly approved the project in 1944. Prime land along the Smokies’ foothills was purchased over the next decade, and ground was finally broken in the 1960’s. The first three sections totaling twentytwo miles were completed fairly quickly.

Soon after, however, the fairly quick progress of the 60s came to a screeching halt. Several landslides and loose soil on the extremely steep mountainsides of the following section slowed construction significantly. It also didn’t help that huge budget cuts stripped the Park Service of almost all of the project’s necessary funding. For some time, no construction occurred at all. The culprit was the so-called “Missing Link.” In order to connect the next two sections of the parkway, 1.5 miles of treacherous mountainside would have to be traversed with an ornate system of bridges and backfill.

Funds have once again been granted for the project, and the cash has been freely flowing once again. One of the most interesting pieces of the road was just finished in 2013. Known as Bridge 2, the curving roadway is almost identical to the worldfamous Lynn Cove Viaduct on the Blue Ridge Parkway.

Seeming to float above the rocky slopes, the bridge was designed to minimize the impact on the delicate ecosystems that are found there. According to the National Park Service, the next seventeen-mile section between Walland and Wears Valley is slated to open

FOOTHILLS PARKWAY Appalachian Wanderers

By Jason & Daniel Worley jdworley@ theloaferonline.com

I’m sure many of our regular readers remember our recent visit to the Blue Ridge Parkway earlier this fall and have already taken in the beauty of America’s favorite drive for themselves. The Parkway, full of sweeping vistas and traversing the highest Appalachian peaks, is by far the most beautiful road east of the Rockies. It’s also the most crowded. Once again it is shaping up to garner the most visits of the entire national park system this year.

Plenty of you would no doubt be surprised if you knew that the parkway was at one point supposed to take an entirely different course that would have brought it through our own mountains along the state border. As the route was being established in the 1930s, Tennessee state leaders tried in vain to keep it from following the current path through Asheville and Cherokee, as they hoped for the state to benefit from the increased tourism and visitation it would bring to the region. Alas, it was not to be, but that did not stop some from dreaming up an alternative.

That substitute took the form of the Foothills Parkway, a much shorter version of its big brother that would serve to connect the communities that lay along the northern border of the Great Smoky Mountains

around June of next year. Thirty-three miles of scenic beauty will then be available for motorists to enjoy.

Currently, there are two different sections of parkway that are open year round. Our personal favorite is the portion that traverses the crest of Chilhowee Mountain and passes by the western edge of the national park. Beginning at U.S. 129, a.k.a. “The Tail of the Dragon,” the parkway passes through the lower reaches of the pastoral community known as Happy Valley. Soon after it begins climbing the slopes of Chilhowee, and it’s here you will get your first spectacular view of the western Great Smoky Mountains. Overlooks are spaced out at convenient intervals, but don’t linger too long. The views only get better the farther you go up.

It won’t be long after you reach the ridge top that you’ll see what looks to be a fire tower on the mountain’s highest knob. This is in fact the Look Rock Observation Tower. Soon you’ll see a parking area on the right, and a walking trail crossing the road. If you would like to take in the one-of-a-kind views available from the tower, it’s only a short half mile climb to the summit along a paved walking trail. Once at the top, views of Thunderhead Mountain, Gregory Bald, and our beloved Rocky Top will take your breath away.

Looking west, the wide open expanse of the Great Tennessee Valley stretches out in a panorama that seems to go on forever. On a clear day, you might even be able to see the faint outline of the Cumberland Plateau forty miles away.

Look Rock is the focal point of a recreation area that straddles this portion of the mountain. A ranger station is located here, as well as a small campground and a picnic area that overlooks the view of the Tennessee Valley. Once you’re rested up and have taken in all the sights, it’s time to continue further down the parkway.

The next few miles are rather level and straight as the road slips from one side of the mountain to the other.

If it weren’t for the stunning views that open up every half mile, it would be easy to forget that you were up two thousand feet on a mountaintop.

After one last overlook teases you to soak in the final views, the road begins drifting down the mountainside as it approaches Walland. Next year you’ll be able to continue across the Little River and then on up the slopes of Bates Mountain to soak in the vistas of the Tuckaleechee Cove, but for now this is where this portion of the parkway ends. An exit ramp leads to U.S. 321, where a right turn will take you into the National Park, or the next portion of the parkway farther on.

To complete the last little piece of the current roadway, we have to jump all the way over to Cosby.

Starting off U.S. 321 just a few miles south of Newport, this portion traverses a portion of Cherokee National Forest and finally ends at an interchange with Interstate 40. The views this time cover the eastern portion of the park from Mount Cammerer to LeConte.

While there aren’t any trails on this portion, the views from the overlooks are just as beautiful and make the trip to this portion well worth it.

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responsible for producing some 25 of Abingdon’s most popular festivals and concerts, including January Jams at Barter Theatre, the Thursday Jams free outdoor concerts, Main Street Busker Fest, Hops & Howlers Craft Brew Fest, and the Abingdon Independence Day celebration.

Abingdon Director of Tourism Kevin Costello said that he was thrilled with Saavedra’s recognition at the state level. “Sara has proven to be a top performer in the special events field and a key asset to our organization.

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honored

Virginia Creeper Trail

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bingdon tourism was well represented at the recent Ordinary Awards, presented by the Virginia Restaurant, Lodging & Travel Association (VRLTA).

Special Events Coordinator Sara Saavedra was named CVB Employee of the Year, while the Virginia Creeper Trail was named Travel Attraction of the Year.

Hospitality and tourism professionals from across the Commonwealth of Virginia were honored during the inaugural Ordinary Awards Dinner Monday, October 24 in Richmond by the Virginia Restaurant, Lodging & Travel Association.

During the evening, 15 individuals and organizations were honored with an Ordinary Award for their outstanding work

The Creeper is one of the key attractions for Abingdon and Southwest Virginia,” Costello said. “We are pleased it was recognized as such by our peers and VRLTA.”

in the hospitality field and within their communities. The awards are named after Chinn’s Ordinary, which is considered “the oldest original inn in America” (Baltimore Sun, August 1996). Dating to 1728 in what is now Middleburg, Chinn’s Ordinary, operating today as the Red Fox Inn, chiefly catered to travelers between Alexandria and Winchester, Virginia.

Sara Saavedra was honored with the Jim Ricketts Award for DMO/CVB Employee of the Year. Saavedra is the Abingdon CVB’s Special Events Coordinator, and is

tion to Abingdon has helped us to achieve our goals of bringing more people to Abingdon to spend dollars in our community.

I think Jim Ricketts, the respected DMO director from Virginia Beach would approve of Sara being honored with the award named after him and his legacy. “ In addition, the Virginia Creeper Trail was named the state’s Travel Attraction of the Year. The popular recreation trail draws well over 100,000 people annually to visit Southwest Virginia. In 2014, it was inducted in to the national RailTrail Hall of Fame by the Rails-toTrails Conservancy.

The Virginia Restaurant, Lodging & Travel Association is the only unified voice for the restaurant, lodging, travel and hospitality suppliers associations. VRLTA creates value for members by promoting the legislative interests of the industry, networking, educational opportunities, and protecting free enterprise. Inquiries about membership and VRLTA services should be directed to VRLTA at (804) 288-3065 or VRLTA. org

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THINGS TO DO PATRIOT REGIMENT BAND BAZAAR Get your shopping done early Fundraising Event.

Saturday, Dec. 3 Piney Flats Volunteer Fire Deptartment 8:00 a.m. until 5:00 p.m.

Vendors, crafts, bake sale and basket auction.

Vendors: Pampered Chef, Origami Owl, Scentsy, Jewelry in Candle, Snap Jewelry, paparazzi, Lularoe, Mary Kay, Initials, and more.

Handmade crafts: Crochet, baskets, quilts, sewn crafts, fleece items, household gifts, soy candles and melts, handbags, wooden signs, cakes, cupcakes, cookies, bread and more.

Gift wrapping will be available.

Please come out and support our wonderful group of young people.

Sycamore Shoals seeking Handmade Wreaths for 5th Annual Lamplight Wreath Exhibit On Sunday, November 27th Sycamore Shoals welcomes the Watauga Valley Art League for the annual December art show.

The exhibit area is decorated with lamp posts with welcoming wreathes hanging from them that are created by organizations from throughout our local communities.

The art show and wreath exhibit is viewed over the holiday season by thousands of visitors to Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park and is highly complimented by the park guests.

We would like to invite your community organization to make and display a wreath during this event. This year’s theme is “Christmas Carols,” providing creative opportunities for the artist in you to interpret your favorite carol!

Wreathes can be made from grapevine, wire, and various purchased forms and can be decorated with artificial plant material, ornaments, pine cones, ribbons, or anything that you feel creates beauty and will hold its form indoors. We ask that you don’t use live greenery.

For additional information and an application to participate in the annual Lamplight Wreath Exhibit, please call the park at 423-543-5808 and ask for Ms. Johnnie Pilk or request an application. Wreathes need to be brought to the park no later than Tuesday, November 22, 2016.

Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park, 1651 W. Elk Avenue, Elizabethton, TN 37643 423-543-5808 Essential Oils Program @ the Library Jonesborough Library, Are you interested in finding out about the benefits of essential oils? Then come to our program at the Jonesborough Library on Tuesday, November 29, at 6:00 p.m.

What is an essential oil? How can I use them to support fullbody health?

April Brown will cover basic questions on what essential oils are, how they have been used in the past and how they are useful now. You will learn three ways to

apply them, along with how much, and how often. Also presented will be what types of oils are used to support different issues, both physically, and emotionally.

Ms. Brown has been a licensed Massage Therapist for over 10 years, and uses essential oils for both her business and for personal use. Her clients and family have seen the health benefits from using essential oils.

This program is free and open to the public. Registration is suggested, but not required. For more information, or to register, please call the Jonesborough Library at 753-1800.

MPCC to offer Finding Mindfulness Through Meditation class Memorial Park Community Center, 510 Bert St., will offer a free course on Finding Mindfulness Through Meditation for ages 12 and older on Tuesdays beginning Jan. 10. From 3:30-5 p.m., participants will have a safe, comfortable space to meditate, practice mindfulness techniques, and relieve body tension with gentle yoga poses.

Please register in person at Memorial Park Community Center, Monday through Friday, 7 a.m.-9 p.m., and Saturday, 9 a.m.5 p.m. For more information, please call (423)434-5749.

Parks and Rec accepting applications for seasonal lifeguards The Johnson City Parks and Recreation Department is now accepting applications for seasonal lifeguards. Applications are available at Memorial Park Community Center, 510 Bert St. For more information, please call (423)434-5755.

Candle Making Workshop offered at Marble Springs State Historic Site Marble Springs State Historic Site will host a Candle Making Workshop on Saturday, December 3 starting at 11a.m.

This hands-on workshop will teach visitors about lighting sources of the 18 th century; participants will get to make their own beeswax candle by the open hearth. Packing a lunch is recommended. Reservations are required and space is limited to twenty participants. The enrollment fee is $20 for the cost of materials.

Details are subject to change. For more information call (865)5735508, email info@marblesprings. net, or visit our website at www. marblesprings.net.

All activities take place at the Marble Springs State Historic Site, 1220 West Governor John Sevier Highway, Knoxville, TN

Cryptogram: It is odd but agitation or contest of any kind gives a rebound to my spirits and sets me up for a time.

Drop Quote: “Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning auto shows to reduce drunken driving.”

Shiloh and Gizmo, are 4 year old Chiweenie sisters.

They are spayed and up to date on all vaccines. These sweeties have to be adopted together.

Boss is a five year old Pitbull mix. He is neutered and up to date on all vaccines. What a sweet fellow. He is looking for his forever home!

The Bridge Home has an ongoing aluminum can can collection in front of the shelter at 2061 Hwy 75 in Blountville,TN 37617. The cans are collected by a volunteer and the money from the aluminum goes towards badly needed food and supplies for the animals The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Rescue has started a pet food pantry for people that have had financial hardships because of job loss or medical problems and are struggling to feed their pet. They can come by the shelter and get cat or dog food to get through the tough time.

Donations can be sent to The Bridge Home Shelter PO Box 654 Blountville, TN 37617 Every animal in their care is spayed or neutered and fully vaccinated before being adopted.

Being a non profit the shelter is funded entirely by membership dues and private donations. They always need volunteers or monetary donations.

Other always needed items:pet food, cat litter & cat toys dog treats & dog toys,paper towels, cleaners, office supplies,Purina weight circles.

Phone: 423.239.5237 Hours are Mon-Fri 12pm-6pm Sat 12pm-3pm and Sun 2pm-4pm. Website is www. bridgehomerescue@gmail.com or like them on Facebook: www.

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11.22.63:

A LITTLE MEDITATION ON TIME TRAVEL

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By Jim Kelly since 1989 jkelly@ theloaferonline.com

his week commemorates the fifty-third anniversary of the JFK assassination, and I have just finished binge watching the Hulu miniseries, “11.22.63,” which is based on Stephen King’s 2011 novel with the same title. Produced by King and J.J. Abrams, with one episode being directed by the series star, James Franco, this eight-episode 2016 series asks us to indulge in a little time travel speculation.

Specifically, we are asked if we could travel back in time to change one historical event, what would it be? Turns out that the two most common answers are killing Hitler to prevent the Second World War and showing up on the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository in Dallas, Texas at 12:30 p.m. Central Time on November 22, 1963 to make sure Lee Harvey Oswald doesn’t have the opportunity to kill President Kennedy.

Much, if not most of the speculation surrounding President Kennedy’s death centers around what might have happened if Lee Harvey Oswald had missed his target on that fateful afternoon. Of course, we are still debating whether or not Oswald was the lone assassin, although all of the available evidence points to that conclusion. Accepting that Oswald was indeed the lone assassin in fact makes it easier for us to imagine our time travel experiment. If we could travel back in time to November 22, 1963, having only one shooter to deal with makes it easier for us to imagine that we could change the course of events without too much difficulty. And the object of our travel experiment is to answer the question: What would our world be like today if Kennedy had lived?

This version of events is what drives the Hulu miniseries. In it, James Franco portrays a modern-day Maine schoolteacher named Jake Epping. After his friend, Al, shows him how a closet in his diner is a portal to 1960, Jake discovers his mission in life—to prevent the assassination of JFK. In a rather convoluted plot development, Jake travels from Maine to a little town outside Dallas, where he secures work as an English teacher and meets Sadie Dunhill, another teacher at the school, with whom he falls in love and, with her assistance, changes the course of history. As it turns out, Jake doesn’t like the outcome of his mission and returns back to the 1960s to reverse the course of his intervention. If you haven’t seen this miniseries, I will graciously refrain from giving you any spoilers. All I can say is that if you have seen “Titanic” (and who hasn’t?), you get the picture.

This series, like “Mad Men,” goes to great lengths to obsessively recreate the world of the early 1960s, down to matching the clothing of the actors playing Dealey Plaza witnesses to the attire depicted in the infamous Zapruder film; if only the producers had noticed that when Franco/Jake enters the School Book Depository we catch a brief glimpse of the modern-day cornerstone denoting its status as a Kennedy museum. In any event, this series functions as a time machine, transporting us back to a time that is far from the “simpler era” as imagined by the usual nostalgic versions we far-too-often imagine.

Which brings us to the subject of time travel, the focus of James Gleick’s fascinating new book, TIME TRAVEL: A HISTORY, which I finished reading on the same day I binge-watched “11.22.63.” Gleick, who has written previous books about chaos theory, the physicist Richard Feynman, the internet, and a thoughtprovoking history of information theory, gives us a succinct and reflective history of time travel ideas, ranging from Aristotle to modern pop culture and science (i.e. Einstein and “Back To The Future”). The centerpiece of Gleick’s narrative is not surprisingly H.G. Wells’ influential and seminal 1895 novel, THE TIME

MACHINE, which was made into a movie during the Kennedy era—we can easily imagine Jake passing a theatre marque with the movie title on it. Key to Gleick’s interpretation is the supposition that “The past appears fixed, but memory, the fact of it, or the process, is always in motion.” We can never really re-experience or revisit the past, but only our memories of it—memories that, we should understand, are always being revised and should rarely be trusted. In fact, Gleick concludes that while we may never be able to actually travel back or forth in time or change the course of human events by doing so, our memories are a form of time travel. “It might be fair to say,” observes Gleick, “that all we perceive is change—that any sense of stasis is a constructed illusion. Every moment alters what came before.

We reach across layers of time for the memories of our memories.”

As in several past versions of this column, I am reminded of selected “Twilight Zone” episodes. In this case, I think about a not-so-good episode, “Back There” (aired on January 13, 1961), starring Russell Johnson (the “Professor” from “Gilligan’s Island”) as a time traveler who makes a journey back to April 1965 in an attempt to prevent the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. And, in a much better episode, “Walking Distance” (aired on October 30, 1959), Gig Young plays a harrowed advertising executive who finds himself in the hometown of his youth, where he meets himself as a young boy. When his father realizes this is the grown-up version of his son, he tells him in a poignant speech that he needs to return to his grown-up world because “we only get one chance. Maybe there’s only one summer to every customer. That little boy, the one I know, the one who belongs here, this is his summer, just as it was yours once—don’t make him share it.” Interestingly enough, there is a recurring character in “11.22.63” that reminds Jake on more than one occasion that he doesn’t belong in the Kennedy era.

I urge you to watch “11.22.63” if haven’t already done so, along with your favorite time travel movies (i.e. “Back To The Future,” “Time And Again,” etc.) and I hope you will think of your memory as a time machine—just be careful that you don’t fall into the “nostalgia trap.” And if you figure out what really happened in Dallas on the afternoon of November 22, 1963, please share it with our readers.

See you next week (when what I am writing now will be in the past).

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