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Volume 30 • Issue #52 Publisher Luci Tate

Candlelight Christmas

Editor Graphic Arts Director Don Sprinkle Cover Design Bill May

Step back in time to a magical evening of Christmas past.

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your week’s line-up

Contributing Staff Jim Kelly Andy Ross Ken Silvers Mark Marquette Brian McManus Brian Bishop Daniel Worley Jason Worley Langley Shazor

columns & reviews

Advertising Dave Carter Patti Barr Sam Jones Shawn Hale Paul Kavanaugh

4 Candlelight Christmas 6 Holiday Crafts 6 Pet Hunger Drive 7 JRT presents “Elf JR.” 7 At the Down Home 8 Jiu-Jitsu Academy Opening 9 Visions Of Christmas 10 Contra Dance Fun 11 Christmas at Carter Mansion 12 Jazz At The Culp 13 Bristol Ballet presents The Nutcracker 14 Dylan LeBlanc’s Radio Bristol Premier 15 David Phelps Classic Christmas 17 Benefit Concert for Second Harvest 18 Spotlight 32 Things To Do 33 Pets Of The Week 34 Classifieds

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CANDLELIGHT CHRISTMAS AT ROCKY MOUNT

FRIDAY AND SATURDAY EVENING DECEMBER 2, 3, 9 & 10

A special time of the year to join with the Cobb Family in celebration of Christmas in the year 1791 with candlelight and decorations as the custom of the late 18th century before the heavy commercialization we know today. Music, dancing, decorations and sacred tales will all be part of your experience this magical evening. Tour Description • The tour begins with a orientation of the history of Rocky Mount and Christmas tradtions of the past • Lantern guides lead groups down the candlelit paths to the historic home of Rocky Mount, Christmas Eve 1791 • Spending a few minutes in each room, the tour goes through the buildings of the historic site • Meet historical persons such as William Cobb, Gov. Blount, Mrs. Blount, and the people of the Southwest Territory • With a special emphasis on cultural history, the evening demonstrates the music, food, revelry and traditions of an 18th century Christmas.

Tours begin every fifteen minutes starting at 4:30, with the last tour beginning at 8:00. Each tour lasts around 60-90 minutes ending with a modern reception with light refreshments. • $10.00 Adults • $8.00 Children (ages 5-17) • Discounts for Members of RMHA • Group rates available for groups of 12 or more with reservation • Other discounts do not apply • Dress in layers for the weather, the evening takes you outside, some rooms heated only by fire, others get quite warm. Due to the popularity of this event, reservations are highly recommended. For more information and to make reservations please call (423) 538-7396

How many times have we heard, or said ourselves, “I wish Christmas was more like it were in olden times – a purer, less commercialized more spiritual holiday like our forbearers enjoyed in our early history?” Tradition rather than reality has given a softer more nostalgic ‘glow’ to the holiday that we today call Christmas.

As we know Christmas means ‘Christ’s Mass’ and celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ. The celebration now is generally held on December 25th, although the exact date of the Christ child’s birth is not exactly evidenced by either scriptural or secular documentation. In reality the date of December 25th was not made standardized until the 4th century AD when Pope Julius I selected the date as much to coincide and lessen the influence and indulgences of the Roman (pagan) celebrations to Mithra and Saturn as to ‘glorify’ the birth. Commonsense might in turn suggest that December in the Holy Lands would have not witnessed “shepherd tending their flocks” during the night hours due to the severe cold. Nonetheless for nearly 2000 years ‘Christ’s Mass’ in one form or another has been celebrated on December 25th. Many religious scholars of today are adamant that ‘Christmas Past’ viewed as a purer, simpler more spiritual time is more a product of our combined cultural nostalgia than of historical truths. Let us explore a bit of the traditions and the truth’s surrounding the celebration of the holiday during America’s colonial periods and in pre-statehood Tennessee at ROCKY MOUNT. The customs and traditions of present-day Christmas are as numerous and varied as the immigrants that settled this country and specifically Tennessee. Allow us to go back in time to the year 1791 at the home of William and Barsheba Cobb (present-day Rocky Mount State Historic Site) and view a colonial Christmas in microcosm. Undoubtedly, the arrival of Governor Blount and his family brought a new anticipation and excitement to the 1791 Christmas season. The Governor had missed the Christmas season with the Cobb family the previous year because he had traveled to the counties of the Mero District to appoint new officers. This year would be doubly joyous with both the Governor and his family anticipated to be in residence for the

holiday season. In order to accommodate the Governor’s family for several days or weeks meant rearranging furniture, changing sleeping arrangements for the Cobb family, extra cleaning, cooking, meat preparation (hunting, slaughtering, etcetera…) and possibly the making of clothing and toys for the five Blount children. The latter pursuits focused upon the Blount children may have been predicated in as much, if not more, in the respect given to the Governor’s off-springs rather than attributable to the season. In fact, the colonial Christmas, unlike today was not focused upon the children as would become the norm midway through the next century. Generally giving was measured and in one direction – Masters/parents to Dependents/ children. The holiday in 1791 was a reasonable balance

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between the observance of Christmas as a sacred time and of a time of festivity and feasting was maintained. Decorations that may have adorned the colonial abodes and will probably adorn the Cobb House this evening consisted primarily of what natural materials might look attractive and be available – evergreens, pine cones, berries and fruits (both those grown locally and available for purchase). Pomegranates specifically were identified with wealth. Apples and pineapples, especially in some of the southern colonies were grown locally and available and therefore were used for decoration. “Waste not, want not …” was undoubtedly the rule of the season because after the holidays, the fruit employed in the decorations were added to holiday feast table. Fruit was an important part of the holiday decorations and foodstuffs. The citrus in many of the fruits (pectin) served as a natural preservative. In a similar manner was the use of fruit in a delicacy of the times, but much maligned today – the ‘fruitcake’. In colonial times the hostess made sweets from foods available and included ‘fruit’ that natural and pre-industrial preservative. The extent and lavishness of decorations, above and beyond the use of nature’s bounty, were most definitely dependent on the affluence of the host and the ready availability of commodities. As noted earlier in this article, Mr. Cobb was recognized as a ‘wealthy farmer’ and was after all hosting the Territorial Governor William Blount and his family this Christmas. Information available, notes that at Jonesborough, David Deaderick had availability to fine commodities from the eastern cities which he willingly sold in his mercantile store therefore giving evidence to supposition that a Christmas at Rocky Mount may have been both lavish and bountiful. The traditional use of ‘mistletoe’ was most often determined geographically, not so much by its availability, but rather by the religious inclination of the settlers. In Puritan New England specifically, but also in areas of the colonies where mistletoe was still closely identified with the Druid and pagan rituals, the ‘kissing plant’ might be replaced with the more universally acceptable ‘holly’. Less controversial, holly was often identified more closely with a spiritual celebration due to its

‘red’ berries, often thought symbolic of the blood of Christ and because of its ‘thorn-like leaves’, in a similar manner identified with the thorny crown worn by Jesus. Where available boxwood and bayberry were favored for wreathes to adorn the main doorways. Geography has been referenced numerous times in determining the ‘secular’ versus ‘spiritual’ celebration of Christmas as well as determining many of the adornments of the Christmas abode. Although Christmas is universally celebrated as a national holiday today this has not always been the situation and to the contrary in some sections of the country the celebration of the holiday has been banned up until the mid-19th century. Christmas was not recognized as a legal holiday in Tennessee until 1857 or in Virginia until 1849. It would be safe to say that an invisible line of demarcation separated America as recently as 100 years ago as it reflected on the celebration of Christmas. A great deal has changed in the celebration of Christmas from Colonial America until now but possibly no more evidence for this fact can be seen than in the length of the season. Today, one can barely finish shopping for Halloween before Christmas decorations and promotions flood the store and blare forth from the television screen. In colonial times, Christmas truly started on or about the 25th of December and ran forward until January 6th, the Twelve Days of Christmas and the 12th day Epiphany. The disparity of the calendar designation and OLDE CHRISTMAS came about from the change over from the Julien calendar to the Gregorian calendar – a change of 11 days! Many followers of the Protestant religions refused to honor the change ordered ‘by a Pope’! Historically Christmas being a period of feasting and partying with family and friends may last several days or even a week or more. Today shorter gatherings are more commonplace made possible by better transportation and communications. Times were probably simpler, and I believe most would agree that the sentiments, as well as the decorations, were more natural. REMBER THE REASON FOR THE SEASON! The Joy and the reason for the celebration of the Christmas Season must be held in each of our hearts and that is a tradition that should not have changed.

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HOLIDAY CRAFTS AND GIFTS BAZAAR

The Rogersville Arts Council is delighted to present the Third Annual Holiday Craft and Gifts Bazaar on Decembers 2-3 at the Rogersville Playhouse in the American Legion Building. The hours are 12N-8pm on Friday, December 2, and 9am-5pm on Saturday, December 3.

PET HUNGER DRIVE

This event gives you a relaxed shopping experience with time to browse and shop at your leisure, and the opportunity to support your local artists and entrepreneurs. The present list of vendors represent a wide variety of crafts and gifts: Bags of many styles from ‘31’, Rodan + Fields skin care, Young Living Essential Oils, Homemade desserts and candies, Handmade beaded jewelry and gems, local artisan crafts, paintings, needle felting, wreaths, breads, jellies & jams, stained glass, Christmas decorations and ornaments, skin care from Rodan & Fields, colors from Mary Kay, clothes from Carter K Boutique, and other items to be announced. There are a few booth spaces still available. For more information contact: Guerry aguerrymjm@gmail.com or 423-272-8549 Jacki charmed.southern@aol.com or 423-923-3002

The Food City Pet Club is gearing up for their annual Pet Hunger Drive. This year’s drive will take place November 28th through January 6th throughout the entire supermarket chain. During the drive, shoppers are invited to purchase prepackaged pet food bags for only $10. Once purchased, the bags can be deposited in the special collection bins located inside the store. 100% of the food donated benefits local animal shelters throughout Food City’s market area.

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Our local animal shelters are dedicated to providing rescue, rehabilitation and adoptive placement for abused and abandoned animals.” Food City is excited to partner with our valued customers to provide area shelters with much needed food supplies to help meet the needs of the animals in their care,” says Steven C. Smith, Food City president and chief executive officer. While Food City’s 2014 campaign raised over $67,000, last year’s campaign raised an astounding $90,060 in much needed food donations. “With the assistance of our loyal customers, we hope to set a new collection record this year to help feed animals in need throughout our region,” adds Smith.

he Jonesborough Repertory Theatre invites you to see the delightful family holiday classic, Elf Jr., between December 8th and 18th at the theatre located at 125½ West Main Street in Jonesborough. Elf Jr. follows the story of Buddy the Elf (Andrew Duncan), who is human but raised as an elf by Santa Claus (Cameron Felton) and his elves at the North Pole. When Buddy realizes he isn’t quite like the other elves, he decides to track down his birth family, which takes him to the hustle and bustle of New York City. There, he meets nice people like Jovie (Madelyn Goward) and not-so-nice people like his very own father, Walter Hobbs (Alex Vanburen). Laugh and cry along with Buddy as he tries to win over not only his father, but a whole city of people who need more Christmas spirit. Elf Jr—a musical by Thomas Meehan, Bob Martin, Matthew Skylar and Chad Beguelin—is based on the New Line Cinema film by David Berenbaum. The show has a cast of 36 very talented elementary through high school children and is directed by Lucas Schmidt and Katelyn Yarbrough.

Others included in the cast are Trinity Dixon (Emily Hobbs), Holden Reid (Michael Hobbs), and Elliott Childress (Mr. Greenway) and many more. Shows will run on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 p.m.; Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays at 5:00 p.m.; and Saturdays and Sundays at 2:00 p.m. Tickets are $16 general admission, $14 for students and seniors. To purchase tickets, call the Historic Jonesborough Visitors Center at 423.753.1010 or go online to www. jonesboroughtheatre.com.

Founded in 1982 by Jack Tottle, Bluegrass, Old Time, & Country Music Studies at ETSU is the oldest established program of its kind at any four-year institution and boasts the world’s first Bachelor of Arts in Bluegrass, Old Time, & Country Music Studies. Bands within the program are comprised of outstanding student performers, often with many years of experience accounted to each member. Over the course of the program’s history, student bands have performed at prestigious venues across the United States, as well as with bluegrass and country music luminaries such as Alison Krauss, Del McCoury, Ralph Stanley, Ricky Skaggs, and the late Porter Wagoner. General Admission is $10. For more information, contact ETSU Bluegrass, Old Time, & Country Music Studies at (423) 4397072.

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JRT Christmas Show

DOWN HOME

Starting Tuesday, November 29th and 7 running through Friday, December 1st, the ETSU Bluegrass, Old Time, & Country Music Studies program will be presenting select student performing groups at the Down Home in Johnson City, Tennessee.

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NEW BUSINESS OPENING Jiu-Jitsu Academy

New, high-level jiu-jitsu training is available in Bristol with the opening of the Gracie Barra Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy in the Goosecreek Shopping Center, near Exit 7. Owned and operated by instructors Taylor Griffin and Logan Griffin, the academy specializes in JiuJitsu for Everyone. Jiu-jitsu is combat sport that promotes physical fitness, self-defense — and a fun way to work out. Offering classes for adults and children, of all or no experience levels, the academy is open 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. seven days a week. Specific day and evening class times are available, as well as a special hour for children.

At Gracie Barra Bristol, the focus is learning the best techniques in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Affiliated with seven-time World Champion Samuel Braga, we pride ourselves on our technical understanding of jiu jitsu and our energetic, positive learning environment for all ages and skill levels. As the Gracie Barra motto says, “Jiu Jitsu for Everyone”. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is the ideal platform for anyone seeking to increase both physical and mental strength. It also provides access to a community of jiu-jitsu practitioners around the world. “It’s a life-changing sport,” Taylor Griffin said. “It helps you get in shape, build confidence, provides good self-defense techniques, gives you tools for dealing with stress, and you make a lot of friends.” Taylor Griffin and his twin brother Logan Griffin both trained under seven-time world Jiu-Jitsu champion Samuel Braga, including spending a year in intensive, full-time instruction at Braga’s academy in Knoxville, Tenn. Logan Griffin is a brown belt instructor. Taylor Griffin is a purple belt instructor. “Brazilian Jiu Jitsu gives you strength, but it teaches you to be humble and to defend yourself,” Logan Griffin said. “It also offers brotherhood and camaraderie.” All students received their first full week of training at no charge. Monthly fees vary based on training time. Interested students should drop by the academy at 100 Travelite Drive, Suites 4&5, in the Goose Greek Shopping Center near Exit 7, or give Taylor or Logan a call at 276-591-7932.

Cat Adoption Day

The Washington County Library System and the Humane Society of Washington County will host a Cat Adoption Day @ the Library. The Humane Society will be at the Jonesborough Library from 9:30am to 1:30 pm on Saturday, December 3. They will bring cats that are looking for a safe and comfortable place to call home. Cats may be adopted on site, and participants will have the opportunity to talk with the Humane Society staff about what they do, and about their future activities. The Washington County Library is also accepting pet food for library fines in the month of November. This is a great opportunity to pay off old fines, get some library books, and take a cat home and read to it! For more information, please contact the Washington County Library at 753-1800.

While waiting for your tour of the Haynes home, punch and cookies will be served in the visitor center. Enjoy your punch and cookies while you sing along with the Johnson City Senior Chorale and the Golden Heirs Community Choir, both directed by Cherry Smith, as they perform and sing traditional carols. The Watauga Historical Association will also be on hand to help answer genealogical questions. If you are brave enough, you can explore the cave and then take a brisk walk in the woods during daylight hours. Admission is $5 for adults and $2.50 for children 12 and under. Admission for groups of 10 or more will be $4 for adults and $1.50 for children 12 and under. As always, members of the Tipton-Haynes Historical Association receive free admission. Please call 423-926-3631 to make a reservation for the 1860 Christmas candlelight tour or for more information. Tours begin at 2:15 p.m. and continue every fifteen minutes until the last tour at 5:45 p.m. Again, reservations are strongly suggested prior to December 3rd. Tipton-Haynes is located at 2620 South Roan Street in Johnson City.

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Visions Of Christmas

Tipton-Haynes Celebrates an 1860 Holiday

ipton-Haynes State Historic Site will present â&#x20AC;&#x153;VISIONS OF CHRISTMAS: 1860â&#x20AC;? on Saturday, December 3 from 2-6 p.m. You are invited to be a guest of the Landon Carter Haynes family and friends as they begin their celebrations for the holiday season. Experience what it was like for this family with the glow of oil lamps and the smell of greenery in an 1860 home. The family plans a belated birthday party for Landon Carter Haynes who turned 44 years old on December 2, 1860. He is away attending to business in Knoxville after recently buying a lot in town. His arrival is expected any minute as he travels home on the East Tennessee & Virginia Railroad. Everyone wonders what presents and news he will have when he arrives at home. Join in with the discussion of the election of Abraham Lincoln as the president and its effect on the future of East Tennessee. Also, enjoy holiday snacks and drinks that are being prepared over the open hearth in the cabin.

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CONTRA DANCE FUN

The Historic Jonesborough Dance Society will hold a contra dance on Saturday, December 3, 2016 at 7:30pm at the Historic Jonesborough Visitors Center at 117 Boone Street. Performing for the dance will be the band “SAL” from Asheville with caller George Segebade from Oak Ridge, NC. A class for beginners will be held at 7:00pm. Every dancer is encouraged to attend the class to become familiar with dance steps, formations and flow.

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Our dancers are really getting the hang of it and the skill level is really getting better”

Our dance is for all ages. “For some reason, I hear folks saying that they think our contra dance is geared to the older crowd. We have dancers of all ages from 8 to eighty. Plus, you don’t have to have a partner.” The best way to learn contra dance is by asking a more experienced partner to dance. It is perfectly acceptable for ladies to ask gentlemen to dance. Admission to the dance is $7, $5 for HJDS members and full-time students get in for $5. A Family Package offer allows parents and as many children in their core family to get in for only $15. SAL, a driving trio composed of Susi Gott, Art Shuster and Laurie Fisher, was one of the first bands to play at Old Farmer’s Ball back in the early eighties, when the iconic dance was founded. Thirty years later, they are reuniting to play select contras. Expect strong rhythm and innovative melodies all tailored to the dance in question, and designed to propel the dancer beyond his imagination. Susi Gott, fiddler, singer, dancer, songwriter, is a veteran of many genres. She has appeared in festivals and theatres across the U.S., Europe, Africa, South and Central America with bluegrass luminaries such as Mac Wiseman, Jim & Jesse, Ralph Stanley, Bill Monroe, and Celtic wizards Mick Moloney, Liz Carroll, and Robbie O’Connell. Currently based once again in her native Madison County, North Carolina, Susi also directs a variety of culinary events, often coupled with musical illustration. Art Shuster, a foundational part of the Asheville dance scene since 1982, was an original member of SAL, as well as band member with Far Horizons, the Who-Alls, Spring Chickens, Hot Sonatas, String Beings, and others. Also known for his professional cycling and coaching, he loves to inspire dancers with unexpected rhythms and solid back beats on both mandolin and guitar. Laurie Fisher, coincidentally a fiddle student of Susi’s in the early 80’s, is known for her calling, teaching, clawhammer banjo, fiddling, singing, contra dance piano and swing guitar and bass. Bands of which she is or has been a member include SAL, the String Beings, Boom Chuck, Carolina Ceili, Hot Flash, Holy Coyote, Reckless Abandon (the Asheville one), Haphazard Ensemble, Ants In The Pantry, Evil Twins, Chicken Tractor, Bare Knuckle Quartet, The Red Hot Sugar Babies, Blue Heaven, and Windmill. George Segebade, caller, comes to Jonesborough for the first time. He has been calling for many years and is based in Oak Ridge, NC. George is on the board of the Fiddle and Bow Country Dancers and is an academic advisor at Guilford Technical Community College. For more information, contact event organizer David Wiley at 423-5348879 or visit www.historicjonesboroughdancesociety.org on the web and on FACEBOOK.

Are

FRIDAY & SATURDAY, DEC. 2 AND 3 FROM 6-9PM

you tired of the hustle and bustle that always accompanies this time of year? If so, step back in time to the 18th century and enjoy a colonial Christmas at the beautiful Carter Mansion. Join Colonel John Carter, the Carter family, and all their friends for a glimpse into simpler time, when Christmas was the grandest celebration of the entire year. In colonial America the Christmas season was celebrated as month long array of merriment and festivities signaled by caroling, feasting, dances, foxhunts, and the firing of Christmas guns. Christmas on the colonial frontier would have been much different though, with only the simplest of pleasures being offered by the humble backwoods settlers. However, in contrast, the Carters would have displayed an opulence only seen in the finest homes of Williamsburg or Philadelphia. Spend a candlelit evening in the oldest frame house in Tennessee, decorated with bright greenery for the holidays. Enjoy music, hot cider, and 18th century interpreters as they transport you to a Colonial American Christmas. We look forward to your visit for this one-of-a-kind holiday gathering! For more information please contact: Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park at (423) 543-5808. The Historic John and Landon Carter Mansion 1031 Broad Street, Elizabethton, Tennessee

Tours by Registration only please- $5.00 for 13 yrs hrough Adult A new tour starts every 20 minutes beginning at 6 pm; last tour at 8:40 pm

Online Registration at: http://tnstateparks.com/parks/ events/sycamore-shoals/ (Choose Upcoming Events in Menu on the Left)

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CHRISTMAS AT THE CARTER MANSION

JAZZ AT THE CULP

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Saxophonist Herschel Bullen will join the East Tennessee State University Jazz Ensemble for the 2016 Fall Jazz at the Culp concert on Friday, Dec. 2.

Titled “Mountain Standard Time” in honor of Bullen, who hails from the Rocky Mountains, the concert will begin at 7:30 p.m. in the D.P. Culp University Center’s Martha Street Culp Auditorium. Bullen is a leading jazz performer as well as a practicing criminal law attorney in Salt Lake City, Utah. An alumnus of the famed Woody Herman Orchestra, he backed up Tony Bennett at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas and toured with Dionne Warwick. Bullen has played with world-renowned performers and bands of yesteryear, including The Everly Brothers, The Platters, The Righteous Brothers, Elvis Presley, Jack Jones, Nancy Wilson and Natalie Cole. More recently, he has worked with contemporary artists Kathy Kozins, Valerie Capers, Madeline Eastman, Denise Donatelli and Pete Christlieb, along with jazz greats Bob Sheppard, Chuck Findlay, Eddie Daniels, Joe LaBarbera and Phil Woods. He has recorded and produced two CDs, “The Post-Modern Jazz Quartet” and “Confirmation,” featuring his late friend, pianist and arranger Tom Garvin. The ETSU Jazz Ensemble and Jazz Combo are comprised of select students from the ETSU Jazz Studies Program. Under the direction of multiple Grammy award winner Martin Walters, the ETSU Jazz Ensemble and Jazz Combo will perform a variety of styles from swing and Latin to funk and fusion, including original compositions by Bullen and Garvin. The concert will also feature some special guest alumni of the ETSU music program. Tickets are $15 for general admission, $10 for seniors and $5 for students. For tickets or more information, call the ETSU Department of Music at 423-439-4276. For disability accommodations, call the ETSU Office of Disability Services at 423-439-8346.

December 9 at 7:30 pm, December 10 at Noon and5:30 pm $8 children under 6, $12 students and seniors, $15 Adults plus additional taxes and theatre fees.

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The Nutcracker

Bristol Ballet presents

ngels will be flying through the air, Nutcracker and Rat King will battle for control, the Sugarplum Fairy will welcome you to the land of sweets, and Clara will dance into your heart at Bristol Ballet’s presentation of Nutcracker. Join Bristol Ballet for evening and matinee performances of The Nutcracker on December 9 and 10 at the Paramount Center for the Arts, in Historic Downtown Bristol. While The Nutcracker has become a longstanding Bristol Ballet tradition, it doesn’t mean we haven’t added a few surprises. “We are so excited to welcome Azure Ariel Arts to be a part of Nutcracker this year, “said Michele Plescia, Artistic Director of Bristol Ballet. “Never

before have we had an actual flying angel. We are so excited to work with Azure Ariel Arts to make this happen. It will be a delight to both the audience and our dancers!” Professional dancer and a Bristol Ballet favorite, Israel Rodriguez, will join the cast as the Nutcracker, while Kingsport native, Erin Ginn will reprise her role of the Sugarplum Fairy. J. Ryan Carroll will also reprise his roles as Snow Cavalier and Arabian. And, one of our own will be dancing roles typically reserved for professional artists; Camille Clark will fill the Arabian female lead and Snow Queen. Rounding out the cast will be Senior Company member Olivia Millwood as Clara, Coach Mike Locke as Drosselmeyer, 50 Bristol Ballet dancers, and 17 community members. As anyone can see, it takes a village to make the Land of Sweets come to life. Community member and cast member Jessany Bowman states, “I have had so much fun being a part of the show. It’s amazing to see how much effort and time everyone devotes to the show.” Come, enjoy a few minutes away from the hustle and bustle of preparing for the holidays, and enjoy your magical journey through the Land of Sweets.

DYLAN LEBLANC’S RADIO BRISTOL PREMIERE

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ACCLAIMED SINGER/SONGWRITER

Artist Showcases “Cautionary Tale” Live Before a Studio Audience Radio Bristol proudly presents Radio Bristol Premieres: Dylan LeBlanc on Friday, December 2, 2016 at 7:00 p.m. Radio Bristol Premieres focuses on new recordings performed before a live audience, as well as a live broadcast and webcast on Radio Bristol.

Listed among RollingStone Magazine’s “10 New Country Artists You Need to Know” last year, Dylan LeBlanc signed with Rough Trade Records before he was 20 years old. Often compared to Neil Young and Gram Parsons, his first album features a duet with Emmylou Harris. After the release of his second album, LeBlanc shared the stage with the likes of Bruce Springsteen, The Drive-By Truckers, and the Alabama Shakes. For Radio Bristol Premeires LeBlanc will spotlight music from his latest endeavor Cautionary Tale, a critically marveled collection of arresting songs with the same haunting vocals that caught the attention of Lucinda Williams. Radio Bristol Premieres: Dylan LeBlance radio show is recorded before a live audience, and is broadcast live as well as via webcast on Radio Bristol. Radio Bristol can be accessed on 100.1 FM in the Bristol area, online at BirthplaceofCountryMusic. org, and through the station’s free mobile app. Tickets are $20 and can be purchased at BirthplaceofCountryMusic.org.

DAVID PHELPS CLASSIC CHRISTMAS

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unmistakable sound of multi-Dove and Grammy Award-winning recording artist, David Phelps will be featured in Kingsport, TN, on Monday, December 5, at the Higher Ground Baptist Church. This exciting Classic Christmas concert event begins at 7:00pm. Once a childhood musical prodigy from Tomball, TX, David Phelps earned a bachelor’s degree in music from Baylor University. Since then, he has become a nationally celebrated vocalist, whose gifts and talents are matched by none. Perhaps best known as the powerful tenor for the multiple Grammy and Dove Award-winning Gaither Vocal Band, Phelps is constantly building on a career that has already been groundbreaking. Emerging as a leading voice in contemporary Christian music, Phelps has been winning the hearts of audiences all over the world for more than two decades. He has performed at numerous prestigious venues across the globe, including the White House, New York’s Carnegie Hall and the Sydney Opera

House in Australia. His electrifying voice has moved audiences from all walks of life, crossing generational and stylistic barriers. This David Phelps Classic Christmas event is one of more than a dozen Phelps and his seven-piece musical entourage will make during November and December. Many of the songs featured during this exciting evening are included on Phelps’ O Holy Night recording, as well as his recently release Freedom recording. A presentation of Premier Productions, the Higher Ground Baptist Church in Kingsport, TN, will be the setting for this special evening of worship and community Christmas celebration. Make plans now to be a part of the David Phelps Classic Christmas concert event in Kingsport, TN, at the Higher Ground Baptist Church. Complete information may be obtained about this event by calling 423245-3141 or visiting www.premierproductions. com. Individuals wishing to charge tickets by phone may call 855-484-1991. Tickets are also available in person at the Higher Ground Baptist Church during daily office hours.

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GRAMMY AWARD WINNING RECORDING ARTIST

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HOW TO SURVIVE

THE HOLIDAY Look

Batteries Not Included

By Andy Ross aross@ theloaferonline.com

, 2016 has been a giant pile of... unfortunate stuff. Maybe you decided to skip Thanksgiving with members of your family for certain reasons. Yet, 2016 isn’t over and Christmas is coming. Odds are good it’s gonna be hard to avoid some family during this festive time. Never fear! I’m here with some helpful hints that will get you through to the end of 2016. Changing the Topic at the Dinner Table: Depending on the political bent of your family, there may be some difficult moments at the table when gathered this December. You may find it necessary to change the topic and mood at the table in a moment’s notice. This is not as difficult as you may think, and can be achieved with swift resolve using the following method. Keep a karaoke machine underneath the table at all times, a good tablecloth will hide that it’s there. When the time comes, quickly set it on the table and start belting out Joe Jackson’s “Breaking Us In Two.” When Someone Asks Of Your Personal Life: It’s natural that family members will want detailed essays about your

personal life--mostly to know if you’re dating anyone, married yet, or have succumbed to a life of crime. If a family member corners you and begins to ask far too personal questions with that judgemental tone, simply hand them a photo of Steve Harvey. Everyone loves Steve Harvey, this will cause them to simply forget what was on their mind and ask if you saw “The Feud” last night. When You Need to Be Alone: It’s perfectly normal to need some breathing room during Christmas. However, when the house is overflowing with friends and family, you may find it difficult to find a space to go to for that precious few minutes of space. The only practical space is to find an unoccupied bathroom and take it over. Take all the time you need. Feel no shame that if someone knocks on the door, it’s OK to yell loudly “I’ve got the turkey trots! Let me be!” I hope these hints can provide you with much needed diversion during the upcoming Christmas season, or whatever it is you and your family do. Remember, we all love you and are pulling for you. You’re gonna be just fine! See you next week.

YOUNG SIR

The Casual Word

By Langley Shazor Follow Langley at TheCasualWord

You came into this world With the biggest smile Dark haired chieftain Already destined for greatness I think you knew it Tears of joy Trickled down my face I remember how soft yours was And still is When you’re in the mood to be sweet I am amazed at every conversation Proud of what you learn Humbled by your perceptions You speak from the heart And touch mine I pray for your future And watch you rest peacefully Feeling those same tears A full cup of love Continually running over.

Kryss Dula & Friends will join Earth By Train to play a free show at The Acoustic Coffeehouse (415 W. Walnut St.) in Johnson City. This event benefits the Second Harvest Food Bank of Northeast Tennessee. Attendees are asked by the musicians to bring canned or other non-perishable food to donate at the barrel near the front door. Regardless of whether people are able to donate or not, everyone is welcome to attend the show for free. Kryss Dula & Friends will kick off the night at 8pm. Gigs are booked by Dula, but the ‘Friends’ he has playing with him vary considerably, and can include any of about 25 musicians. Dula says the group has three rules: “We never take money to play, we never practice (because technically, we’re not a band), and we must have fun.” He also says “I’m blessed to have a great day job, so that I don’t need money to play, though I support all other bands who should be paid to play.” He notes the band typically plays for charities or non-profit organizational events, to support a variety of causes, in order to “have fun, while helping.” Various iterations of the band have been featured on the Daytime Tri-Cities TV show and have opened for national acts Train and James Durbin. Headlining the night will be Earth By Train, beginning at 10pm. They have a powerful and eclectic sound, which they call a “progressive/ fusion blend of Americana Jam.” They cite as influences, such artists as Dave Matthews, the Allman Brothers, the Delta Saints, and Rusted Roots, amongst many others. The group has been touring almost 3 years, building support everywhere they go. And, they have a positive mission as well, saying they believe “in the power of music and what it can do for our hearts and our world.” As such, they are excited to play this benefit show to provide assistance to food insecure people in our local communities. Anthony Wayne is the lead singer and

guitarist, with Tyler Mullins on bass, and Rodney Twyne on drums. The trio has a new album in the works, and will be playing some songs from that project. The local office of Second Harvest provides assistance to residents of the local eight county region and has been active in this area for over 25 years. They have a four-star rating from Charity Navigator and are thus known for being transparent and accountable stewards of all donations. Their website indicates they help an average of 43,000 people monthly with over 10 million pounds of food annually. So, take this as your cue to come out and “have fun, while helping.”

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This coming Thursday, December 1st, two bands will play their music in an attempt to help alleviate hunger in our area.

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BENEFIT CONCERT FOR SECOND HARVEST FOOD BANK

Spotlight

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If you or your band are playing in the upcoming week and would like to be in The Spotlight, call in advance to (423) 283-4324 or go online to: theloaferonline.com. Due to last minute cancellations or changes, please call the location to confirm.

- SATURDAY - Dec. 3rd -

- FRIDAY - Dec. 2nd -

- TUESDAY - Nov. 29th -

Gabrielle Lousie

Nerve Endings & Yog

Tennessee Stifflegs

ETSU NIGHT

Ryan Ward

Jason Keiser Music

Downtown Country

Lizzy Ross & Omar Ruiz-Lopez

The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

The Silver Spur

Chris Long / Vanessa Peters

Brandon Rohr

Billy Strings

The World of Wendel Werner Holy Smokes & The Godforsaken Rollers

Todd Cecil & Back South

The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

The Hideaway

Acoustic Coffeehouse

Sleepy Owl Brewery

Down Home

Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

Acoustic Coffeehouse

- WEDNESDAY - Nov. 30th -

Hall & Johnson - Live

Acoustic Coffeehouse

Archaic Knowledge w/ American Dropouts

ETSU Jazz Ensemble

The Hideaway

ETSU DP Culp University Center

Caroline Reese

Nightshift Band

Acoustic Coffeehouse

The Lion’s Club

ETSU Night

Dylan LeBlanc

Down Home

Birthplace of Country Music Museum

Open Mic

ETSU Night

Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

Down Home

Open Mic

Laura Thurston

- THURSDAY - Dec. 1st -

One Less Reason

Capone’s

Laura Thurston

O’Mainnin’s Pub

Maureen Rnihan

Down Home

Rio’s Grill & Sports Bar

O’Mainnin’s Pub

The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

Railway Express

Sleepy Owl Brewery

Dan Deel

Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

Bad Habit

Elizabethton Moose Lodge

Nightshift Band

Bristol Music Show Palace

Doyle Lawson & Quicksilver

Northeast State Community College

Newtown

Capitol Theatre

You Knew Me When

Jiggy Ray’s Pizzeria

The Damascus Brewery

Jerry Pierce & the Nightlife Band

Villanova

The Grand Ole Uproar

Whyskey Outlaws

Johnson City Senior Center

O’Mainnin’s Pub

CJ’s Sports Bar

Shiloh Hill

Live Music

Bone Fire Smokehouse

Hillbilly Gypsies

- SATURDAY - Dec. 3rd -

Wellington’s Restaurant

Carter Family Fold

Super Bob w/ Field Notes & WULF

Chris Long

Yee Haw Brewing Company

Capone’s

Kryss Dula & Friends with Earth By Train

Skeleton Pecker / Treephort/Snake Launcher

Acoustic Coffeehouse

The Hideaway

Acoustic Coffeehouse

The Jarekus Singleton Band

Wyldeheart

Brian Ritchey & Erin Dalton

Dennis Coffey

Capon Alliance w/ The Rockafellers

The Grand Ole Uproar

Ivy Road

Sleepy Owl Brewery

Art in the Heart Gallery Bone Fire Smokehouse

- FRIDAY - Dec. 2nd -

Jet Black Audio

Country Club Bar & Grill

Before The Storm

50Fifty Sports Tavern

Country Club Bar & Grill

Rio’s Grill & Sports Bar

at Holston River Brewing Company

Soul Collision Bears Bar

Daniel Sayler

at Holiday Inn (Exit 7)

Sundown Band

at Willoughby Ruritan

- SUNDAY - Dec. 4th -

Godforsaken Rollers The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

Bill & The Belles

Bone Fire Smokehouse

- MONDAY -Dec. 5th -

Open Mic

Acoustic Coffeehouse

for show time & more details, visit

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Country Club Bar & Grill 3080 W State St Bristol 423/844-0400

Northeast State Community College 2425 Highway 75 Blountville TN

Art in the Heart Gallery 246 Broad Street Kingsport

The Damascus Brewery 32173 Government Rd. Damascus VA 276/ 469-1069

O’Mainnin’s Pub 712 State St Bristol 423/844-0049

Bears Bar 4460 Highway 421 423/ 217-0442 Birthplace of Country Music Museum 520 Birthplace of Country Music Way, Bristol Bone Fire Smokehouse at the Hardware 260 W Main St Abingdon Va 276/623-0037 Bristol Brewery 41 Piedmont Ave Bristol VA 276/ 608-1220 Bristol Show Palace 515 Marion Avenue Bristol VA 276/ 494-6610 Bristol’s Pickin’ Porch 620 State St Bristol 423/573-2262 Capitol Theatre 104 S. Main St. Greeneville TN 423/638-1300 Capone’s 227 E Main St Johnson City 423/928-2295 Carter Family Fold 3449 A. P. Carter Hwy Hiltons VA 276/594-0676

KARAOKE

CJ’S Sports Bar 516 Morelock St. Kingsport 423/ 390-1361

David Thompson’s Produce 251 Highway 107 Jonesborough 423/913-8123 Down Home 300 W. Main St. Johnson City 423/929-9822 Elizabethton Moose Lodge 288 Lovers Lane Elizabethton 423/542-5454 The Hideaway 235 E. Main St Johnson City 423/ 926-3896 Holston River Brewing Company 2621 Volunteer Pkwy Bristol TN Jiggy Ray’s 610 E. Elk Ave Elizabethton 423/ 722-3410 Johnson City Senior’s Center 510 Bert St. Johnson City 423/ 434-6238 Kingsport Moose Lodge 301 E. Main St. Kingsport The Lions Club 116 Industrial Park Rd. Chilhowie VA 276/646-3916

TUESDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Boomershine’s Pizza Karaoke w/ Marques at Painter Creek Marina Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City *********************** WEDNESDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at American Legion 8pm Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Smokey Bones - Johnson City Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City *********************** THURSDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar - Kingsport Karaoke at Holiday Inn - Johnson City Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzaria Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Mellow Mushroom - Johnson City ***********************

Our House Restaurant 4903 N. Roan St. Johnson City 423/ 282-1555 Rainbow Asian Cuisine 2412 N. Roan St. Johnson City 423/ 232-6688 Rio’s Sports Bar & Grill 70 Harlan St. Greeneville TN Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill 3119 Bristol Hwy. Johnson City 423 / 262-0444 Silver Spur RR 6 Gate City VA 276/ 452-2664 Sleepy Owl Brewery 151 E. Main St. Kingsport 423/390-8476 Wellington’s Restaurant Carnegie Hotel 1216 W State of Franklin Rd Johnson City 423/979-6400 The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room 216 E Main St Johnson City Willoughby Ruritan 5145 Marvin Rd Bulls Gap VA Woodstone Deli 3500 Fort Henry Dr Kingsport

FRIDAY Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at Sportsman’s Bar & Grill 9pm Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage 8:30 pm Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke Aat Elizabethton VFW - Elizabethton Karaoke w/ DJ Marques at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) - Bristol VA Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Moe’s Original BBQ Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City *********************** SATURDAY Karaoke at The Horseshoe Lounge Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment At Macado’s - Kingsport Karaokeat Numan’s - Johnson City

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SPOTLIGHT DIRECTORY

50 Fifty Sports Tavern 2102 N. Roan Street Johnson City

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GIFTS FOR THAT

STARGAZER Stargazer

By Mark Marquette since 1996 stargazermarq@ gmail.com

If you have a stargazer in your family, there are lots of spacey gifts to educate and entertain. With today’s 21 Century Santa’s List being fulfilled with lots of cyber-shopping, it’s easy to get anything a budding space scientist desires—from an expensive telescope to a simple star chart. All the usual Internet shopping sites will have lots of ideas and price ranges for some of the “must-have” gifts at some stage of a stargazer’s life. And Christmas is a great time to invest in a young mind interested in astronomy and space travel by purchasing an educational science kit to bring home the basics.

Here’s some of the logical gifts that will make Santa go “Ho, ho, ho!”… ROCKET SCIENCE KIT—There are all kinds of levels, from young student to experienced model launcher. But something that teaches the basics of rocketry can be found at a good hobby store for $15-20, and the options are greater by googling the Internet sites. Understanding how to get satellites and humans off the Earth using rockets is a first step in following the growing private space industries vying for aerospace business. OPTICS AND TELESCOPE KIT—And, of course it is essential to understand a little bit about how light from celestial objects is captured and magnified for visual seeing. The principles of the spectrum of colors and how light can be bounced around are taught in an understanding of dual nature of light: the wave and particle properties of light. The refractor, lens telescope built by Galileo in 1609 and the reflector, mirror telescope designed by Newton in, can be built from kits by the ambitious amateur astronomers. APOLLO 11 VR EXPERIENCE—Yes, you can land the Eagle moonship on Tranquility Base just like Neil and Buzz did in July 1969. Using real audio and video from the Apollo 11 Moon landing, the Virtual Reality experience is available on the Oculus Rift, HTC Vive and Playstation VR for a $10 download. STOCKING STUFFERS—I found a couple small and Christmas-worthy little “something” that can be given as a gift from that admirer or a stocking stuffer. How about a flashlight that projects an image of the Full Moon for under $2 (4M Kids Labs Moon Torch), a good bedside light for middle of the night noises. And there are several night lights that project images of the Solar System or Earth on the ceiling, available at many “Big Box” stores. An issue of the latest magazine “Astronomy” or “Sky & Telescope” available at bookstores is a terrific quick gift.

ASTRO BOARD GAMES—Of course there is standard for any interest, Monopoly, and there is an Astronomy edition. One new board game that is quite educational is called Destination Neptune where currency is used to develop technologies and manage resources necessary to populate other planets. MORE ASTRO BOARD GAMES STAR CHARTS, DVDS AND MAPS—There are all kinds of aids that show you the constellations and positions of deep sky objects like galaxies, star clusters and gas nebulae. While there are some great, free downloads of planetarium programs (Stellarium and Celestia), you can purchase more detailed sky atlases on DVD that can also operate a remote telescope. And you need some hard copies to study at night beside the telescope in forms of charts or booklets of maps. ANYTHING WITH A RED LIGHT—Because red light does not dilate the pupils of the eyes, this color is the only light allowed at star parties, lest important night vision be adversely affected by white light. So red light on any kind of flashlight, bulbs and LEDs is always need and a welcome gift that will keep giving. BOOKS, BOOKS, or MAGAZINES—Always a meaningful gift whether a kid’s primer on constellations or a beautiful coffee table book of Hubble space images. A subscription to “Astronomy” or “Sky & Telescope” (about $27) is a gift that last all year. T-SHIRTS, TRINKETS & TINSEL—Always a special gift is a T-shirt with any astronomy or space theme. How about one with the new Pluto photo? Or Einstein is always cool. There are astro key rings, mugs, ‘fridge magnets, patches, ball caps, etc., etc. All available on the Internet, just google “space stuff.” There are even Christmas ornaments to be had—I have all the Star Trek commanders dangling from my tree! TELESCOPE AND BINOCULAR ADVICE—The main thing to remember: you get what you pay for. A quality telescope and binoculars are scientific tools that are a life-time investment that can be passed on to other family generations. The inexpensive telescopes at the department stores are inferior in optical quality and have lots of plastic that may break in the cold weather. But they are good for a curious youngster who may or may not take to the hobby. Maybe one in 10 will ask for a better telescope after learning on a cheap instrument. If a serious telescope in the $1,000 and above price point is desired, the two main companies will gladly help—Meade and Celestron. There are dealers all over the country. And many other telescope makers can be found in a small industry of stargazers. Check out AstroMart and Cloudy Nights websites for more ideas of the many custom telescopes like Obsession, JMI, Explore Scientific, etc. COMFORT STUFF—Hey, it’s Christmas and cold outside, so winter stargazers need gloves, hats, scarves and most important warm socks! And if there’s a star or moon on that stuff, all the better. To matter what kind of weather, a new lounge chair for meteor watching or a portable radio would be welcome from Santa. THE NEAT STUFF—You can get a 12-inch globe with surface features of the Moon and many planets for around $100. An authentic autograph of most of the 12 Apollo moonwalkers is around $100 (Neil Armstrong is around $1,000 and John Young, Gus Grissom, Ed White in the $500 range). How about a $500 vacation at Space Camp in Huntsville, Alabama? The fun is in the giving, so be grateful for what you do receive. And don’t forget to leave Santa some Moon Pies with a glass of Tang. And say your prayers.

This is a busy week in space history when 37 people were blasted off the Earth into orbit about 225 miles high aboard six Space Shuttle flights. Now merely memories since the 2011 retirement of the Shuttle fleet, each of the 135 flights were amazing in their own right. One standout mission is the repair of the near-sighted Hubble Space Telescope 23 years ago this week, correcting a manufacturing flaw and paving the way for the incredible success of one of mankind’s greatest scientific tools.

Tues. Nov. 29

New Moon is today, and we’ll see it was from crescent to First Quarter this week. You’d be surprised how many people have never looked at the Moon through any telescope. Use low power (the highest number eyepiece like 25 mm) and save the higher power eyepieces (like 10 mm) for those really interested. Also, binoculars show lot so detail!

Wed. Nov. 30

On this 2000 date in space history, Endeavour was launched on the STS-97 mission. A veteran crew of 5 (3 men making their third spaceflight and two men on their second) flew to the growing International Space Station 230 miles high and installed the first set of solar panels during three spacewalks. Aboard the ISS was the first three-member crew, called Expedition 1, putting 8 humans in space at the same time.

Thurs. Dec. 1

The crescent Moon is heading to brilliant Venus and will stand by Mars on Monday. Despite looking large, you can always cover up the Moon with an arm-extended pinky finger!

Fri. Dec. 2

Four American Space Shuttle crews totaling 24 astronauts will be thinking about today as their blast off date with outer space. In 1988, Atlantis was launched with five astronauts on a classified US Defense Department mission deploying a spy satellite; in 1990, Columbia and seven astronauts were launched on an astronomy mission with Astro 1, an array of four telescopes in the payload bay; in 1992, Discovery was launched with five astronauts on another top secret mission for the Defense Department; in 1993 STS-61 had Endeavour on the important 10-day repair mission of the myopic Hubble Space Telescope with seven astronauts taking part in the successful mission. Only the Orbiter Challenger didn’t fly on this date.

Sat. Dec. 3

In 1974, Pioneer 11 flew by Jupiter on Dec. 2nd, following its twin Pioneer 10, which flew by a year earlier on Dec. 4, 1973. Becoming the first unmanned spacecraft to fly by the largest planet Jupiter, Pioneer 10 not only dazzled the public with amazing close-up images of its complex cloud system and famous Red Spot, but scientists were elated with the bonanza of scientific data, revealing a complex magnetic field among other discoveries.

Sun. Dec. 4

In 1998, Space Shuttle Endeavour was blasted with six astronauts into space carrying the American module Unity in its cargo bay. The primary docking adapter Unity was connected with the orbiting Russian Zarya command module to form the core of the International Space Station.

Mon. Dec. 5

In 2001, Endeavour was rocketed into orbit three years after connecting the first modules of the International Space Station. This time seven astronauts on the Shuttle had in its cargo bay the Italian module Raffaello being ferried up with supplies to the half-complete ISS. Raffaello was stowed in

the Shuttle and brought back with used equipment, experiments and garbage.

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THIS WEEK

SKIES

Celestial events in the skies for the week of Nov. 29-Dec. 5, 2016, as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette.

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FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM

What would a film be titled featuring creatures called Thunderbird, Swooping Evil, Niffler, Erumpent, Demiguise and Bowtruckle?

Pop Life

By Ken Silvers ksilvers@ theloaferonline.com

Why, “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” of course! The aforementioned creatures are featured in the fantasy film considered a spin-off/prequel to the “Harry Potter” film series. Thus, the film is filled with magic wands and plenty of special effects. The film is set in 1926, and stars Eddie Redmayne as Newt Scamander, an eccentric wizard and magizoolgist who works for the Ministry of Magic. He is also the author of the textbook “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them”. Newt is on his way to Arizona to release a Thunderbird, when he stops briefly in New York City to pick up something for a friend. While in the city he encounters Mary Lou Barebone (Samantha Morton), a No-Maj, which is a nonmagical human. Barebone leads a group called the New Salem Philanthropic Society, which is on a mission to condemn those who practice magic. While watching Barebone speak, a Niffler escapes from his magically-expanded suitcase and chaos ensues and Newt attempts to capture the creature, who has a love for all things shiny. While perusing the creature, Newt runs across a No-Maj named Jacob Kowalski (Dan Fogler), who carries off the wizards suitcase by mistake. The interaction between Newt and Jacob eventually leads to the duo running across another member of The Ministry of Magic, Tina Goldstein (Katherine Waterston), who in turn attempts to have Newt arrested as an unregistered wizard. With the charges dismissed by The Magical Congress of the U.S., Newt and Jacob, along with Tina and her sister Queenie (Alison Sudol), are dealing with not only the society led by Barebone, but finding all the missing creatures that escaped from Newt’s suitcase, while dealing with the emergence of Credence Barebone (Ezra Miller), Mary Lou’s adopted son, as a budding wizard who is very troubled. All the aforementioned culminates in a massive showdown that threatens to expose the existence of the wizard world to humans. Never fear, however, as all ends well for our characters, except for one heartbreaking moment for Jacob. The film features extraordinary amounts of special effects, and at times it appeared as it the filmmakers were simply trying to show off by overwhelming viewers with too many effects at once. Hey, I’m all for the marvel of special effects in film, but sometimes it may be better to reign it in a bit. As for the cast, which also includes Colin Farrell as the Director of Security for the Magical Congress, they all fit perfectly in their respective roles. The only concern I have is at times Redmanye’s performance was so understated and underplayed he seemed to disappear beneath the special effects swirling around him. Those nick picks aside, the film was a fun fantasy and a welcome return to the Harry Potter universe, even if the setting is decades before Harry

enrolled in Hogwarts. The film was produced and written by “Harry Potter” author J.K. Rowling, and is inspired by her book of the same name. “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” is a magical film that provides plenty of wand waiving moments that will leave you feeling nostalgic for Harry Potter. (Rated PG-13) 3 1/2 wands (out of 4) ain the list includes some of the following: “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”, “War of the Worlds”; “Signs”, “The Day the Earth Stood Still”, and of course “Independence Day”. Adding to the list of alien invasion films is the new release “Arrival” featuring Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner. In this film, twelve extraterrestrial spacecraft, named “Shells” buy the United States military, have touched down across the Earth at varying locations. As usual the citizens of Earth have no idea why the mysterious crafts have appeared, so the military enlists the help of linguist and college professor Louise Banks (Adams) in an attempt to communicate with the visitors. Banks is taken to the site in Montana (the lone U.S. location of the Shells) where she is joined by physicist Ian Donnelly ( Renner) and US Army Colonel Weber (Forest Whitaker). The group are soon meeting with the inhabitants of the Shell, who are best described as cephalopod- like creatures, but they look large black octopi to me. They even “shoot out” a black liquid as their form of communication. As the U.S. team and the rest of the world works to communicate with the aliens, China the first country to cave in and threaten the invaders with harm. Don’t we ever learn in these types of movies? Thankfully, Banks and Donnelly have both worked diligently to uncover exactly what the aliens want from us. I will not say in this article what the aliens want, but it is surprising. During the course of the film, including the very beginning, we learn some revealing facts about Banks, including a plot twist involving her daughter. This film is very deep in thoughts and ideas, and is closer in tone to the aforementioned “Close Encounters” than “ID4”. I really loved the fact a female character is the savior of the day and Banks proves you don’t always need weapons to ward off the unknown. The plot twist in this film is one I never saw coming and really added to the overall effect of the story line. The actors are all wonderful, and Adams is very convincing in her role and carries the film on her shoulder even when competing with awesome special effects. Renner makes for a fine co-star, even though he is often overshadowed by Adams and the stunning visuals. If you enjoy films of this genre, I warn you to take heed: there are no exploding buildings, no quips between actors while aliens are being shot, and no one is kidnapped by the aliens. If you have no problem with the aforementioned not being a part of this film, then you should give “Arrival” a try for a cerebral alien experience. (Rated PG-13) 3 aliens (out of 4)

By Jason & Daniel Worley jdworley@ theloaferonline.com

One of the many winding trails that await guests to Bays Mountain Park.

WITHIN THE CITY

Appalachian Wanderers

A short side trail near the beginning to the right leads to a great view from the peak of Huckleberry Knob. Here there is a lovely cascade in wet weather. Immediately afterward, you begin steeply climbing the ridge face until you reach the top. The next portion of the trail lies atop the park’s main ridge, as you slowly approach the park’s second highest peak. You’ll pass some radio towers, and then shortly after come to the White Rock Overlook. At 3,100 feet, this is one of the best views available in the entire park. The rest of the trail is an easier walk down another ridge and through a stream valley to reach the starting point from which you came. Just thirty minutes away in Kingsport lies Bays Mountain Park and Planetarium, by far the largest of our three parks with over 3,550 acres of land to explore. Over thirty miles of trails crisscross the area, allowing ample exploration of the varied terrain. Trails range from easy strols around the park’s central lake to more rugged adventures along the ridgetops.

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ESCAPE

ere in Appalachian Wanderers, we delight in whisking our readers away to new and exciting destinations every week. Whether it’s hidden waterfalls, obscure trails, or sprawling amusement parks, our travels take us to all corners of the Southern Appalachian region and beyond. Sometimes there are enjoyable and fun places to visit that are just in our backyard, but we’ve never noticed them or bothered to stop by. For those of us who live in the city, our busy schedules make it seem difficult to pry ourselves away for a few hours of outdoor recreation, even on the loveliest days. In addition, as winter rapidly approaches, many roads and trails in the mountains are closed, and who wants to hike in the many feet of snow which accumulates in the higher elevations of Roan and the Smokies? There are several great winter destinations you can visit in the following months that are just a short drive away. Three of these are within our cities and offer a myriad of activities, in addition to hiking, biking, and paddling. Bays Mountain Park in Kingsport, Buffalo Mountain Park in Johnson City, and Ijams Nature Center in Knoxville all lie within the city limits of their respective towns and are no more than a ten-minute drive from the city center. Buffalo Mountain Park was created in 1994 and stretches across 725 acres. Located on the steep northern face of Buffalo Mountain, the park is home to no less than thirteen miles of trails. Ranging from ridge top scrambles to gentler walks along Catbird Creek, the park’s trails are the main attraction and afford numerous views of the city far below and greater vistas of the Tennessee Valley. Although they won’t be around for several more months, the trails pass through some rich wildflower areas in the spring, with the Lady Slipper Loop Trail giving visitors a chance to see this rare flower for themselves. Totaling just over four miles in length, the White Rocks Loop combines several trails to encompass the entire park. It’s a little less strenuous if you hike it counterclockwise, beginning at the main parking lot. The trail starts off by skirting a steep ridge, weaving in and out along the finger ridges until it crosses a small stream.

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SCOTTY CAMPBELL INTERVIEW

Once a month, there is a standing appointment for Marsh Regional Blood Center to speak with the hosts of the Supertalk Morning Show. With me representing the former and Scotty Campbell representing the latter, Scotty and I have quickly gotten to know each other. Take a minute to meet Scotty and hear about everything from his wrestling to his faith and time in politics. You will be glad you did!

Mountain Movers

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BRIAN: Scotty, thanks for taking time to talk with me. I always start by asking folks to talk about what it was like growing up and, while you are at it, can you talk a little about why you love this region and the people so much? SCOTTY: I grew up in Mountain City and Johnson County, TN. My father, Lynn, was a Tennessee State Trooper in Johnson and Sullivan Counties, my mother, Shirley worked as a nurse. The combination of their careers helped lead me to where I am today. At times my father drove politicians around, listened to SuperTalk 92.9, and my mother listened to 96.9 WXBQ as we were riding to school daily. When I was 15 I started working in local radio and would run calls with the Johnson County Rescue Squad as a junior member and volunteer for local fire departments. I went on to become a licensed paramedic, now former member of the TN House of Representatives (I represented Johnson and part of Sullivan County), and ultimately came back home to radio. My first love, if you will. The people of this region have been very kind to me and helped me to achieve goals. Those goals have been of course one at a time and through dedication and the support of other people here at home. Dreams or goals... the words are interchangeable to me. BRIAN: Now, this question isn’t in the normal set of things that I ask people, so let me preface it. My first cousin Brandon is the former local wrestling champ known as Rough Rider and former champs Robbie Cassidy and Nick Hammond are friends of mine. I know you love wrestling, please tell people how you got into being a fan and how they can go see a match. SCOTTY: Professional wrestling is one of life’s greatest breaks from reality. This is one of the world’s last true variety shows. As a child WCW and WWF were the top brands of wrestling on television. SMW was a regional promotion that was on WCYB and held many shows in this area including frequent stops at Freedom Hall in Johnson City. The larger than life characters drew me to those performances on tv and directed me to venues to see the action live. My parents were very gracious in taking the time to see that I was able to go to several shows growing up. Be kind, please rewind. I was a regular at the “Movie Place” in Mountain City where I rented VHS tapes to see old-school NWA wrestling and 1980’s WWF. I stopped watching for a number of years and focused on career, education, etc... around 2003 I attended a legends show promoted by Tony Hunter in Lenior, NC. That allowed me to meet many of the people that I watched including “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes, Ricky Morton of the Rock and Roll Express, Jim Cornette, and many others. That led to me going to legends conventions to meet the childhood icons including Hulk Hogan, Sting, and Ric Flair. In 2013 I appeared live on WWE Monday Night RAW on USA Network. That is the longest running weekly episodic television show in history. I was in the ring with “Tons of Funk” which was Brodus Clay, Sweet T (Tensai), Naomi, and Cameron. The show was live from North Charleston, SC. We danced for millions to see across the country and around the world. No, I can’t dance well... To have been in

the backstage area for several hours and to have been in the “Gorilla position” (just behind the curtain at the arena) with Vince McMahon, HHH, and Scott Armstrong is a memory that I will always cherish. To be in a WWE ring and put smiles on people’s faces was a dream come true. There are local wrestling promotions that put on shows in this area and offer entertainment for people of all ages. BRIAN: When I was a kid my great aunt would take me to gospel singings on Friday night and then my Grandmother would take me to wrestling on Saturday, so it is possible to enjoy both the church and the square circle. How big of a role does your faith play in everyday life for you? SCOTTY: You certainly can mix wrestling and church... thanks for the idea. My faith is grounded in hope. The words “no more sickness, no pain, no more parting over there” mean more as the years go by. I love southern gospel music especially when performed by quartets like The Cathedral Quartet and Tribute Quartet. A good bass and a high tenor bring a smile to my face. BRIAN: Now, one area I don’t know a great deal about your family. I know there are several rabbits and you would not object to a puppy at this point. Are there people who live there as well? SCOTTY: My family is mostly in Johnson County and I live in Bristol primarily to be closer to the radio station. The household includes two cats and four indoor rabbits. The rabbits require a lot of attention and clean-up. All of the “babies” are near and dear to our hearts. Tiffany and I are considering adopting a puppy or a fully grown (small/medium) dog to add to the household. The give and take in a relationship are important so maybe we can bring another pet into the petting zoo. BRIAN: Finally, you actually moved back to the area a little while back, all the way from Nashville. You were given an opportunity to work in radio here and it seems like you love it. Tell folks about the show, the station and how they can find and follow you online. SCOTTY: Working in radio and government in Nashville are great experiences where I learned a great deal about both. Those experiences helped lead me home. I returned to the airwaves here September 1, 2016. I am happy to be back home and have loved radio since I was very young. Music and the conversation on radio helped lure me to the speakers – and help keep me listening. I host the SuperTalk Morning Show on SuperTalk 92.9 WFHG. We talk local, state, and national issues including news, politics, and many real-life stories. We love to allow callers from Northeast Tennessee and Southwest Virginia to speak about what is on their mind. We also love to laugh and try to lighten the mood as a lot of the topics can get serious. Our guests have included Speaker of the Tennessee House of Representatives Beth Harwell, Former Governor of Tennessee Don Sundquist, Jim Cornette, Ron Simmons of the College Football Hall of Fame, Country Music Hall of Famer Bobby Bare, and a variety of others. I return to provide traffic reports to the people of the area from 3pm – 6pm weekdays. You can hear me on SuperTalk 92.9 WFHG and “The Tri-Cities Traffic Station” 96.9 WXBQ. I like to interact with people... you can find me at: facebook.com/ scottyontheradio, twitter.com/scottyison, and linkedin.com/scottyontheradio. You can connect with the SuperTalk Morning Show at facebook.com/ SuperTalkMorningShow, twitter.com/supershow929, facebook.com/ SuperTalk929, and twitter.com/supertalk929. Be sure to visit www.supertalkwfhg.com and www.wxbq.com I grew up listening to these radio stations and am happy to be home and a part of the daily lives of so many people.

NEEDLE The Trivial Traveler

By Brian McManus brian@ theloaferonline.com

But you might be surprised to find that within this vast extent (its 843 acres make it larger than Vatican City and Monaco combined), Central Park is so packed with hidden gems that it’s well worth a visit even before you run out of money. Of course, there is a world wide web out there where you can read all about Strawberry Fields, the Ramble, Belvedere Castle, and The Central Park Zoo, all of which are fantastic diversions from the surrounding urban environment. But my favorite feature carries your imagination to a scene from a long time ago in a land far, far away. Cleopatra’s Needle, as it has come to be known, is a 3,500 year-old Egyptian obelisk now located just west of the Metropolitan Museum of Art at the theoretical corner of Sixth Avenue and 81st St. Standing 69 feet tall and weighing 200 tons, this red granite monument actually predates Cleopatra by more than a millennium. It was erected by Pharaoh Thutmose III (great-great-great-grandfather of Tutankhamen) in the year 1475 BC. Its hieroglyphics were added two centuries later by Ramses II to tell future generations all about how awesome Ramses II was. How it came to be in New York is a classic tale of self-importance. Essentially, when they became aware that

Paris and London had been gifted obelisks, prominent New Yorkers organized and sought one out for their city. A deal was struck and in February 1881, Cleopatra’s Needle was installed in Central Park. And there it has sat for 135 years, while the city has grown up around it. However, the obelisk’s relatively brief time in New York has already taken its toll. Long, snowy winters and acid rain were never much of a concern in ancient Egypt, but they are unfortunate facts of life in the Mid-Atlantic. So over the years, the stone has become weathered and pitted to the extent that the hieroglyphics are becoming increasingly difficult to see. It’s not beyond restoration though, and conversations to that end appear to be in the works. So, you can expect it to stand there indefinitely, a welcome diversion for residents and tourists alike who find themselves without funds enough to afford even the cover charge at a Shake Shack.

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As a frequent visitor to New York City, I’ve spent a lot of time in Central Park over the years. The fact is, in the City That Never Sleeps, your money never goes nearly as far as you think it will. So by the last day or two of any trip, people like me often find themselves blissfully wandering around the park, drinking in that sweet, sweet smell of financial sustainability.

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THINGS TO DO PATRIOT REGIMENT BAND BAZAAR Get your shopping done early Fundraising Event. Saturday, Dec. 3 Piney Flats Volunteer Fire Deptartment 8:00 a.m. until 5:00 p.m. Vendors, crafts, bake sale and basket auction. Vendors: Pampered Chef, Origami Owl, Scentsy, Jewelry in Candle, Snap Jewelry, paparazzi, Lularoe, Mary Kay, Initials, and more. Handmade crafts: Crochet, baskets, quilts, sewn crafts, fleece items, household gifts, soy candles and melts, handbags, wooden signs, cakes, cupcakes, cookies, bread and more. Gift wrapping will be available. Please come out and support our wonderful group of young people.

December 3 starting at 11a.m. This hands-on workshop will teach visitors about lighting sources of the 18 th century; participants will get to make their own beeswax candle by the open hearth. Packing a lunch is recommended. Reservations are required and space is limited to twenty participants. The enrollment fee is $20 for the cost of materials. Details are subject to change. For more information call (865)5735508, email info@marblesprings. net, or visit our website at www. marblesprings.net. All activities take place at the Marble Springs State Historic Site, 1220 West Governor John Sevier Highway, Knoxville, TN

MPCC to offer Finding Mindfulness Through Meditation class Memorial Park Community Center, 510 Bert St., will offer a free course on Finding Mindfulness Through Meditation for ages 12 and older on Tuesdays beginning Jan. 10. From 3:30-5 p.m., participants will have a safe, comfortable space to meditate, practice mindfulness techniques, and relieve body tension with gentle yoga poses. Please register in person at Memorial Park Community Center, Monday through Friday, 7 a.m.-9 p.m., and Saturday, 9 a.m.- Parks and Rec accepting 5 p.m. For more information, applications for seasonal please call (423)434-5749. lifeguards The Johnson City Parks and Recreation Department is now Candle Making Workshop accepting applications for offered at Marble Springs State seasonal lifeguards. Applications Historic Site Marble Springs State Historic are available at Memorial Park Site will host a Candle Making Community Center, 510 Bert St. Workshop on Saturday, For more information, please call (423)434-5755. 12 Days of Christmas Programs Senior Services at Memorial Park Community Center, 510 Bert St., will offer Twelve Days of Christmas programs for ages 50+ beginning Dec. 1. All programs are

Please call (423)434-6237 for more information.

and the East Tennessee Belles women’s choir will present both sacred and secular music from various holiday traditions. These ensembles are conducted by Drs. Matthew Potterton and Alan Stevens, director and associate director, respectively, of choral activities in the ETSU Department of Music. The program will also include a chamber string ensemble, singalong carols and music played on the Munsey UMC organ. Seating is limited for both performances, and advance ticket purchases are recommended. Tickets are $10 for general admission and $5 for students, and are available online at www. etsu.edu/cas/music. For more information, call the ETSU Department of Music at 423-439-4276.

ETSU Holiday Choral Concert East Tennessee State University’s Holiday Choral Concert has been an annual tradition for over 50 years, and that tradition will continue with two performances on Saturday, Dec. 3. Times for this year’s concert, “Let There Be Peace on Earth,” are 4 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. at Munsey Memorial United Methodist Church, 201 E. Market St. The ETSU Chorale, Greyscale, the BucsWorth men’s choir

DIY Cardboard Gingerbread House Craft The Johnson City Public Library’s Adult Services will host a DIY Cardboard Gingerbread House Craft program on Thursday, December 8 at 6:30 pm in the Jones Meeting Room. Participants will be able to create a decorative gingerbread house with paint, candy, and other embellishments. Registration is required. Please call Johnson City Public Library at 423-434-4454 for info.

free. For every program attended, participants will be entered in a chance to win gift cards. • Dec. 1 – Healthy Holiday Recipes.

Program will take place at the State of Franklin Food City. Bus will leave MPCC at 5:30 p.m. Pre-registration is required. • Dec. 2 – How are Your Hands Working?, 11 a.m. • Dec. 5 – Volunteer Meeting, 10 a.m. • Dec. 6 - Silversneakers® Yoga, 11:45 a.m. or 1 p.m. • Dec. 7 – Travel Sign Up, 9 a.m.-noon • Dec. 8 – What’s Cooking? Holiday Dessert, 11:30 a.m. • Dec. 9 - Silversneakers® Circuit, 10 a.m. • Dec. 12 – Herbs for Arthritis, 11 a.m. • Dec. 13 – Dig Into History, 11 a.m. • Dec. 14 – Coloring Class, 1 p.m. • Dec. 15 – Heart Healthy Bingo, 11 a.m. • Dec. 16 – Pickleball, 8-11:30 a.m.

Cryptogram: You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man’s freedom. You can only be free if I am free. Drop Quote: “Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. “

Fresca is a 5 year old female Lab mix. She is spayed and up to date on all vaccines. This sweet girl has been at the shelter for awhile. She needs her forever home!!

Bella is a 5 year old rat terrier mix. She is spayed and up to date on all vaccines. Has been at the end for awhile. Please consider an older pet!

The Bridge Home has an ongoing aluminum can can collection in front of the shelter at 2061 Hwy 75 in Blountville,TN 37617. The cans are collected by a volunteer and the money from the aluminum goes towards badly needed food and supplies for the animals The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Rescue has started a pet food pantry for people that have had financial hardships because of job loss or medical problems and are struggling to feed their pet. They can come by the shelter and get cat or dog food to get through the tough time. Donations can be sent to The Bridge Home Shelter PO Box 654 Blountville, TN 37617 Every animal in their care is spayed or neutered and fully vaccinated before being adopted. Being a non profit the shelter is funded entirely by membership dues and private donations. They always need volunteers or monetary donations.

Other always needed items:pet food, cat litter & cat toys dog treats & dog toys,paper towels, cleaners, office supplies,Purina weight circles. Phone: 423.239.5237 Hours are Mon-Fri 12pm-6pm Sat 12pm-3pm and Sun 2pm-4pm. Website is www. bridgehomerescue@gmail.com or like them on Facebook: www. Facebook.com/bridgehome

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“JUST THE (FABRICATED) FACTS, MA’AM”

LIVING IN A POST-TRUTH WORLD NOTE: This column contains SIX factual errors or outright untruths. See if you can spot all of them. If you don’t care if there are factual errors or untruths in this column, then you are the subject of what I’m writing about this week.

I look forward to this time of year, not only because it’s the Thanksgiving-Christmas season, but also because this is when the good folks at the Oxford English Dictionary release their list of Words of the Year. Last year, the top award went to “emoji,” which was very understandable, given the popularity of these little pictorial thingies.

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By Jim Kelly since 1989 jkelly@ theloaferonline.com

Having survived (?) the roller-coaster ride of this election year, we shouldn’t be surprised to find these terms on the Oxford list for 2016: “alt-right,” “Brexiteer,” “glass cliff,” and “woke” (being aware of racism and injustice in society). Also on the list were terms like “chatbot,” “coulrophobia” (the infamous fear of clowns that proved to be more hoopla that reality), “adulting” (behaving like a responsible adult, something we certainly didn’t see much of during the election), and “hygge” (a feeling of being cozy and comfortable, a term we have borrowed from Danish culture). And what term emerged at the top of the Oxford list (cue the drum roll)? It’s “Post-truth,” a term that, according to its dictionary entry, is defined as “relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less influential in shaping public opinion than appeals to emotion and personal belief.” So, I suppose we should think of ourselves as living in a post-truth world. Let’s take a look at what this means. Casper Grathwohl (that’s really his name), the President of Oxford Dictionaries, tells us that “It’s not surprising that our choice reflects a year dominated by highly charged political and social discourse” (as reported by Alex Johnson in a NBC News article). According to Johnson, the term “post-truth” was coined by Amy Schumer in her 2015 HBO special, and was defined by her as “the quality of preferring concepts or facts one wishes to be true, rather than concepts or facts known to be true.” This is not a partisan issue, and it’s not dependent on who you voted for. And this year is certainly not the first time we have seen a disregard for facts and accuracy in our society. We have perhaps been living in the post-truth era for quite some time. Perhaps the most visible indication of our disregard for facts is the current hoopla over the reporting of fake news on Facebook. According to Nicky Woolf, writing in the November 17 issue of San Francisco, “a lie can go around the world before the truth has even been posted.” The lie in question was the one that told social media mavens that “US to House 250,000 Syrian Refugees at Navajo, Standing Rock Indian Reservations.” This outright fabrication was posted by Robert (who doesn’t want to use his last name—how interesting). It seems that Robert is the author of “Real News Right Now,” an Onion-like Facebook page that entertains us with fake news reports that most readers don’t bother to verify. Robert has gone on to tell us, just in time for the 63rd anniversary of the JFK assassination, that we now know that President Johnson’s limo driver was the real assassin and that Lee Harvey Oswald was watching the motorcade from the street rather than from the 6th floor window of the book depository. It seems that Facebook pages are littered with fake news stories and various other post-truth tidbits, making us dubious (or not) about what is true and what is false. President Obama has weighed in on the post-truth controversy by declaring at a meeting of CIA officials in Sydney, Australia that “If we are not serious about facts and what’s true and what’s now, if we can’t discriminate between serious

arguments and propaganda, then we have problems.” There is of course a danger that living in a post-truth world might create an attitude that facts don’t matter—the only thing that matters is what we believe to be true and what our gut tells us is true. After all, the Internet would never lie to us, would it? Needless to say, our increasing inability to distinguish between truth, untruths, fabrications, and lies has many educators worried. For instance, a recent Wall Street Journal article by Jon Fingas asks us to consider why so many middle school students in a recent study failed to spot fake news accounts given to them in class. “Why,” Fingas asks, “did many of the students misjudge the authenticity of a story?” Maybe it’s because they “were fixated on the appearance of legitimacy, rather than the quality of information. A large photo or a lot of detail was enough to make a Twitter post seem credible, even if the actual content was incomplete or wrong. There are plenty of adults who respond this way, we’d add, but students are more vulnerable than most.” These concerns about not being able to distinguish between fake and real when it comes to information is a phenomenon that grew up with our transition from a information-gathering to an entertainment-based society, particularly in the 1950s, with the advent of television as a presence in nearly every home. As you should know from reading my weekly columns (which have appeared since 1993), I am a big fan of popular culture but am willing to admit that its presence (and it is indeed impossible to escape) often blurs and even erases the lines between truth and fabrication. And now that we are witnessing the rapid encroachment of virtual and immersive reality, those lines might prove to be rather meaningless. And this scares me more than the sight of clowns in the woods. There is a rather large reference list that you might want to consult as you try to grapple with the implications of living in a post-truth society. You should begin with classic studies like Daniel Boorstin’s THE IMAGE: A GUIDE TO PSEUDOEVENTS IN AMERICA (1962), George S.W. Trow’s provocative WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF NO CONTEXT (1981), Anthony Smith’s WHO’S TELLING THE TRUTH (AND HOW CAN WE TELL)? (1983), and Neil Postman’s AMUSING OURSELVES TO DEATH: PUBLIC DISCOURSE IN THE AGE OF SHOW BUSINESS (1985), moving on to Neal Gabler’s LIFE, THE MOVIE: HOW ENTERTAINMENT CONQUERED REALITY (1998), and Samuel Arbesman’s THE HALF-LIFE OF FACTS: WHY EVERYTHING WE KNOW HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE (2012). Now that we are nearing the end of this week’s column, did you spot the six errors? Did looking for them amid the other factual information presented here make you feel uncomfortable and even disoriented? If so, then you don’t live in a post-truth world. If you didn’t feel uncomfortable at all, and in fact didn’t care, then welcome to the post-truth world. See you next week with a column hopefully filled with verifiable information.

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