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Volume 31 • Issue #45

Haunted Houses and Mazes

Publisher Luci Tate Editor Graphic Arts Director Don Sprinkle Cover Design Bill May

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Stargazer Sky Tour of Autumn Nights Skies This Week Batteries Not Included The Great Chili Cook-Off Pop Life Home Again Mountain Movers The Olivia Bailey Interview: Part 2 Appalachian Wanderers Wanders Below the Bluegrass Puzzle Page Kelly’s Place Halloween Horrors 2017 Part Two: The Horror of Place

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Halloween - Month Long Events Smooth Sailor @ The Capitol Theatre Sons of Liberty featured at Heartwood Friendly's Fire Comes to Barter Blue Plate Special @ Improv Night Walk to End Alzheimer's Conapalooza Comes To Tri-Cities Legendary Guitarist returns to NPAC Kim Weitkamp, Storyteller in Residence Music Community Comes Together Jonesborough Halloween Haunts Grandson of a Legend peforms at HRBC Spotlight Local Ghost Stories Super Spooky Saturday Returns Between Naybors @ Acoustic Coffeehouse Paramount Partners Pets Of The Week Things To Do

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Halloween is a Month-Long Event Around Here

by Paul Kavanaugh

ven way back when I was growing up, Halloween was a big deal for kids. We started talking about what we were going to “go as” weeks in advance. Years in the neighborhood were measured by how many Halloweens someone had lived there. My how this holiday has evolved! It is a month-long series of events, mazes, hayrides, haunted houses, pumpkin patches, parties . . . the list goes on and on. Sure, the kids still talk incessantly about what they are going to wear, but now, so do the adults! We can thank all the parties and local watering holes for making this a great time of the year for young and old alike. The Loafer, with candy bar in tow, has checked out a number of the more popular activities and venues. Here’s a look at some of them.

The Stickley Farm

his amazing place on Beaver Creek about a mile or two from Hwy. 394 in Bluff City has the most unique idea for their corn maze. Every year they pick a theme, set their GPS coordinates, and create a unique maze out of their large cornfield. The Stickley Family Farm’s 12th annual design for 2017 will feature Dale Earnhardt Jr. for his final racing year in Bristol. “Dale Earnhardt Jr. has been a big part of Bristol for the past 20 years and I wanted to do something special to honor him,” said Al Stickley, owner of The Stickley Farm. “The corn maze is a wonderful way for the whole family to spend a fall day together at the farm. The paths of the maze will twist and turn with as you try to get through Dale Jr.’s a-maze-ing race

Fenders Farm

enders Farm, on Hwy. 107 in Jonesborough, is an adventure for all ages; laughter by day, and screams by night. They have a 7-acre corn maze, 3 acre "Field of Screams", Insane Inn and private facilities for parties and corporate events. They offer over 50 activities to enjoy, and the store carries a full line of decorative items. When the light has slipped from the sky and darkness envelopes the

car maze path.” “Earnhardt has had an incredible NASCAR career and I think the kids will really enjoy the design this year,” said Nick Stickley, director of The Stickley Farm. The Stickley Farm is open now and will remain open through October 29th. They offer fun for all ages with a zip line, haunted house, corn maze, inflatables, animals, hayrides, pumpkins and more fun for the entire family! The haunted maze scare starts around dusk. All ages are welcome but please keep in mind the attraction is meant to be as intense as possible so use discretion. The Stickley Farm also offers corporate events and birthday parties. For more information, visit Thestickleyfarm.com.

grounds, what is imagined becomes real; and reality is uncertain. It isn’t the fear of what lurks in the shadows, but what may skulk into the light. With each step that is taken, the weight of watchful eyes are all that drives you. Encounters with the undead, chainsaw wielding psychopaths and deranged clowns are to be expected. Come celebrate fifteen years of TERROR at Fender’s Farm, where you’ll pay to get in and pray to get out!

ocated in Elizabethton, a ticket will first get you onto the Hayride. Make sure to keep up with your ticket because the Hayride ends at Murder Manor. This haunted house has all your worst Fears, so make sure not to wake the dead! If you make it out of Murder Manor alive you might just find yourself in the Haunted Corn Maze. The Maze has 3 acres of goblins and ghosts. You better watch out because you might just meet your worst nightmare!! Maybe you can make it out alive?...Maybe not?? Due to the NEW Haunted House, Murder Manor and the way the attractions are set up now, the Hayride takes you to the attractions and you make your way back towards the barn and your cars on foot.

The Funhouse

his attraction is on Walnut Grove Road in Bluff City. You know those stories of traveling carnivals that ventured through the countryside, stopping at small towns along the way to the delight of young and old alike? The FUNHOUSE was once a part of one of these merrymaking shows. That is until the disappearances started. First it was the odd teenager here and there... maybe they just ran off together folks said, but then the children started vanishing at an alarming rate. It was soon noticed the vanishing children coincided with the arrival of the carnival. On a warm Fall day in October the towns people rose up in typical mob style and marched on the carnival grounds. The freaks and clowns ran into the Funhouse where the crowd pursued them. What they found filled them with horror and disgust. They set torch to the entire building... flames burned all night and the embers wouldn't cool for weeks. The entire mess was buried to be forgotten. That is until many years later when some local children started digging. They thought it was fun and games, but a grave disturbed will always bring retribution... so it was The FUNHOUSE rose from the ashes that very October and every year since... claiming those foolish or brave enough to enter it's depths and face its twisted denizens... just follow the faint scent of cotton candy on the wind and the crying of the calliope... Will you join them?

Can You Carve a Pumpkin?

ere is a unique way to celebrate Halloween – and win a prize at the same time. The Loafer has teamed up with Tri Liquors in Piney Flats for the 4th Annual Underworld Famous Drunk-OLantern contest. Open through 9:30 PM on the 31st, all you have to do is carve your version of a drunkin punkin, bring it to the store with an entry form (www.triliquor.com) and get photographed. Winners will be announced in the Nov. 7 issue of The Loafer and online. Take a look at some of these entries from previous contests. The creativity amazes me – and so do some of the wonderful prizes you can win. But never fear – every entry gets a prize, so you can’t lose. I picked up my pumpkin and gourd yesterday (yes, up to two are allowed per entry) and have my basic concept down. Now if I can just stay between the lines! There is way more to do in the Tri Cities area than we can cover in this article, so get out there and have some fall fun – and maybe get scared at the same time. Oh, and keep your eye out for the Great Pumpkin – I know Linus is! Fender’s Farm Fall Fun 254 Highway 107, Jonesborough, TN Stickley Haunted Farm 423.753.4469 531 Timber Mill Private Dr, Bluff City, TN 423.360.4809 The Haunted Forest 141 Hubbard Drive, Elizabethton, TN Beck Mountain Haunted Corn Maze 423.213.6122 110 Corn Maze Lane, Elizabethton, TN 423.747.1190 The Funhouse 1065 Walnut Grove Rd, Bluff City, TN 423).391.701

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Beck Mountain Haunted Corn Maze

Smooth Sailor

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Yacht Rock

Featured at Heartwood

Sons of Liberty

he Capitol Theatre in historic downtown Greeneville, TN will host an evening with Smooth Sailor on Saturday, Saturday, October 14 at 8:00pm. Come take a cruise with us, a cruise back to the open waters of the 70’s and 80’s with a night filled with Yacht Rock classics. Smooth Sailor, which is one of the Southeast’s hottest Yacht Rock cover bands, brings a lively performance that will take you back to the days when music just made you want to dance. They play hits from the likes of

Hall & Oats, The Doobie Brothers and Steely Dan. The band, which is based in Knoxville, TN, is able to recreate the classics in a way that sets the mid adrift. Come in your nautical / tropical attire and set sail on the open seas and be ready to drift away into the 80’s horizon. Tickets for the show are $10 and can be purchased online at www. capitolgreeneville.org. The Capitol has a range of events that include: live music, theatre, classic movies and improv-comedy.

he Crooked Road: Virginia’s Heritage Music Trail presents the Sons of Liberty in concert on Thursday, October 12th from 6:30 to 8:00 p.m. at Heartwood in Abingdon, VA. This concert is part of The Crooked Road Music Series at Heartwood. The Sons of Liberty are Joshua, Noah, and Daniel Smith of Jonesville, Virginia. With a background in classical violin, they began reenacting and playing music of the 18th century in 2014. They are frequently featured as musicians at Sycamore Shoals State Historic Area, Cumberland Gap National Park, Wilderness Road State Park, and at other Virginia state parks as well as local events and festivals. The uniqueness of their sound is enriched by their dynamic arrangements of traditional American songs. The Crooked Road Music Series takes place each Thursday at Heartwood. The series features youth artists each 2nd Thursday along with open jams on the 1st, 3rd, 4th (and 5th) Thursdays to showcase Southwest Virginia performers. Admission to the concert is free and donations will be accepted for Crooked Road Traditional Music Education Program (TMEP). More information can be found at The Crooked Road website, www. thecrookedroad.org, and at www.heartwoodvirginia.org. For additional information, please call (276) 492-2409 or email: admin@ thecrookedroad.org.

O Comes To Barter Theatre

ne man will see just what lengths a good friend will go to when he is in need this fall in Friendly’s Fire, playing thru November 11th When Gulf War vet Guy Friendly brings home the wrong woman for a one-night stand, it means nothing but bad news. Guy’s best friend Todd finds him in a frenzied state and joins him on an adventure that includes a polar bear, a man dressed as an astronaut and even bees, to help him unravel the events that led to his current state. “For those struggling to make sense of a senseless world, Friendly's Fire is for you,” said Producing Artistic Director and show director Rick Rose. “Those trying to find their way out of the stress of trauma don’t always go down the dark paths or extreme actions of violence to solve their problems. At times, they look for and use humor and absurd, sometimes fun and interesting, hallucinations to look for the solutions to the pain they feel to make sense of their world. Friendly's Fire is truly a fun and wonderful journey about a very serious and important subject.” Join Barter Theatre Oct. 28 for a special night of Friendly’s Fire, and see a panel discussion provided by veterans and experts who work with veterans struggling with PTSD following the show. Prior to the show that evening, James McCormick, director of West Virginia Veterans and Warriors to Agriculture program, will discuss how the program has provided a therapeutic outlet for veterans in our region. Light refreshments start at 6:45 p.m., presentation at 7:30 p.m., show at 8 p.m. and a panel discussion will follow the show. Corporate sponsor, Barter Theatre Board of Trustees, makes Friendly’s Fire possible at Barter Theatre. Be sure to get your tickets to upcoming Barter Theatre productions, with tickets for every show starting at $20. Call the Barter Theatre Box Office at 276-628-3991 for more information.

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“A fun and funny journey….”

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Blue Plate Special to be featured at Improv Night The stage in the Behan Arena Theatre at Tusculum will come to life again with an evening of improvisation.

lue Plate Special’s “Improv Night in the BAT!” is set for Wednesday, Oct. 11, as the popular group visits campus for an evening of fun and the unexpected. The show features 90 minutes of standup, improv and sketch comedy from the Tri-Cities’ premier comedy group. Blue Plate Special is a group of 10 comedians who perform regularly around the area, including a recent appearance at the Capitol Theatre in Downtown Greeneville. “Audiences can expect endless possibilities,” said Erin Schultz, a member of the troupe and Arts Outreach costume director at Tusculum College. Schultz added that the show is very interactive and depends heavily on the energy and involvement of the audience. “What we do is short-form improv that includes a series of improv games,” she said, adding that it is similar to the popular television series “Whose Line Is It Anyway.” The show begins at 7 p.m. in the Behan Arena Theatre, located in the lower level of the Annie Hogan Byrd Fine Arts Building on the Tusculum campus. Admission is $15 for adults, and $12 for seniors 60 and over. In addition to their shows in Greeneville and Tusculum, Blue Plate Special will be performing at the Gatlinburg Comedy Festival this spring. The Acts, Arts, Academia performance and lecture series is supported by Tusculum Arts Outreach, Hearts for the Arts, the Tennessee Arts Commission, the late Dr. Sam Miller in memory of Agnes Ault Miller and generous donors and volunteers. For more information, contact Arts Outreach at 423-798-1620 or email jhollowell@tusculum.edu.

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to end Alzheimers

Alzheimer's Association Walk

The Alzheimer’s Association® is inviting Kingsport residents to join the fight to end Alzheimer’s by participating in the Alzheimer’s Association Walk to End Alzheimer’s. The Walk will take place on October 21st at Warriors Path State Park in Kingsport.

lzheimer's Association Walk to End Alzheimer's participants will complete a 2 mile walk and will learn about Alzheimer's disease, advocacy opportunities, clinical studies enrollment and support programs and services from the Alzheimer’s Association. Walk participants will also join in a meaningful tribute ceremony to honor those affected by Alzheimer's disease. “We are looking forward to this year’s Walk,” says Meredith Sieber, Manager of Development for the Alzheimer’s Association Mid South Chapter. “We have a great committee and have lots of new and exciting things planned! We would love to have the entire community get involved.” More than 5 million Americans are living with Alzheimer's disease, the sixth-leading cause of death in the U.S. and the only disease among the top 10 causes that cannot be cured, prevented or even slowed. Additionally, more than 15 million family and friends provide care to people with Alzheimer’s and other dementias in the U.S. In Tennessee alone, there are more than 110,000 people living with the disease and 430,000 caregivers. Register today. Sign up as a Team Captain, join a team or register to walk as an individual at alz.org/walk. The Alzheimer’s Association Walk to End Alzheimer’s is the world’s largest event to raise awareness and funds for Alzheimer’s care, support and research. Since 1989, the Alzheimer’s Association mobilized millions of Americans in the Alzheimer’s Association Memory Walk®; now the Alzheimer’s Association is continuing to lead the way with Walk to End Alzheimer’s. Together, we can end Alzheimer’s – the nation’s sixth-leading cause of death. The Alzheimer’s Association is the leading voluntary health organization in Alzheimer’s care, support and research. Our mission is to eliminate Alzheimer’s disease through the advancement of research; to provide and enhance care and support for all affected; and to reduce the risk of dementia through the promotion of brain health. Our vision is a world without Alzheimer’s. Visit alz.org or call 800.272.3900.

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A Pop Culture Convention Coming to Tri-Cities October 13th-15th, 2017

onapalooza is a Pop Culture convention located at the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains in beautiful Bristol, Va (Exit 7 Holiday Inn). Our goal is to bring something new to the Tri-Cities area. Bringing together fans of Comics, Scifi/Fantasy, Cosplay, Gaming, Horror, and Anime. Conapalooza will have a Car Showcase, Kids Only Programming, Lots of Contests, Concerts, Live Performances, Music Concerts, Vendor and Artistsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; booths. After 9pm we will have adult only programming, and much more. Conapalooza will be bringing in Celebrity Guest including, David Yost (Blue Power Ranger), Karan Ashley (Yellow Power Ranger), Nick Palma (Ninja Turtles), Samantha Newark (Jem and the Holograms), Jon Bailey (Epic Voice of Honest Trailers), Larry Mainland and Sonya Thompson (The Walking Dead), Scott Schwartz (Oceans 11 Series, Buffy), and Ricky Morton (WWE Hall of Famer) Conapalooza has partnered with lots of local sponsors including: 2 Dudes Gaming (Elizabethton, TN), Hands On! Museum (They are bringing a Superhero Science program for all the kids), Pop Culture (Bristol, TN), Johnson City Community Theatre (JCCT will be preforming a live production of Rocky Horror), Dewayneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s World Comics and Games (Kingsport, TN).

Robert Cray

makes a return to the Niswonger Performing Arts Center

Rock blues legend Robert Cray and Hi Rhythm are set to entertain at the Niswonger Performing Arts Center on Thursday, October 12th at 7:30 p.m. In just over 40 years, Cray and his band have recorded 20 studio releases, 15 of which have been on the Billboard charts, and played bars, concert halls, festivals, and sold-out arenas worldwide.

obert Cray has earned five Grammys®, a suitcase full of W.C. Handy blues awards and four years ago, Cray was inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame. He is considered to be one of the most expressive vocalists and impressive guitarists on the contemporary rhythm and blues scene drawing from R&B, rock, pop, and jazz with equal insight and authority. Cray is one of a few precious talents with the vision to successfully usher blues into the next century. Just as importantly, his immensely popular records have helped jump-start the contemporary blues boom that still is in full motion today. A rare opportunity is in store to witness this genre defining artist again test his talent, fuse it together with that dazzling voice, and perform some of the most powerful material in his four-decade long back catalogue.

Don’t miss rock blues legend, Robert Cray at the Niswonger Performing Arts Center on Thursday, October 12th at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $40 for orchestra level seating, $35 for mezzanine seating and $30 for balcony seats. Tickets are on sale now for all performances for the entire 2017-2018 season and may be purchased online at NPACgreeneville. com, in person at the NPAC box office, or by calling 423638-1679. NPAC offers online seat selection with no processing or delivery fees. There is an additional $1.50 ticketing fee per ticket regardless of purchase method. The box office hours are Monday through Friday, 10 AM until 5 PM. The 1150 seat performing arts center is located adjacent to the campus of Greeneville High School. For venue information, and to purchase tickets, please visit www.npacgreeneville.com.

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Legendary guitarist and singer-songwriter

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Jonesborough Welcomes Kim Weitkamp

The International Storytelling Center (ISC) 13 will soon host Kim Weitkamp, a tall tale teller, humorist, and musician, for a weeklong residency in downtown Jonesborough.

s the next teller in residence to perform in ISC’s Storytelling Live! series, Weitkamp will offer the general public a week’s worth of matinee storytelling concerts. Her live shows are scheduled for Tuesday through Saturday, October 17 - 21, starting at 2 p.m. each day. As the next-to-last performer in the Storytelling Live! season, Weitkamp’s residency will be one of the only remaining opportunities for audiences to take in a live storytelling show during ISC’s official 2017 season. In addition to her daily matinees, Weitkamp will offer a one-night-only concert, “Don’t Make Me Come Back There.” This special nighttime concert will be Thursday, October 19, at 7:30 p.m. Ticketholders for any matinee or evening performance can present their ticket stubs for a 10 percent discount on same-day dining at JJ’s Eatery and Ice Cream or Main Street Café, two popular eateries in Jonesborough. Though she often shares a traditional tale with her audiences, Weitkamp is known for her innovative ideas and her willingness to push and expand the form into new territory. “I’m trying to get people invested in storytelling,” she says. “I’m still preserving the ancient art; I’m just having a lot of fun doing it.” Well known for her world-class ghost stories, Weitkamp will likely dip into a seasonal tale or two if the mood is right. “Suspense, thrillers, spine-tingling mysteries—this stuff is good all year,” she says. But it is, perhaps, especially good in the weeks leading up to Halloween. “I hate even saying the word ‘ghost stories,’” she adds. “When you say those words, people think it’s for Halloween. My stories are suspenseful and kind of Hitchcock-y. I perform them all year long.”

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Music Community Comes Together

To Celebrate the Life of Con Lynch

on Lynch (Richard Connely Lynch), the outstanding Bass player for The Junkyard Dogz, passed away last month. He had married Cindy Chibuzo on a Monday and suddenly was gone on Friday. His friends and many others in the music community will gather at Bearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar on Saturday to celebrate his life and raise some funds for his wife. The Powder Keg Outlaws will kick things off at 3:00 outside, weather permitting. The Junkyard Dogz will play inside at 8:00. I suspect there will be many musicians join in throughout the day to make this quite the jam session. Con enjoyed a 50-year career in the music business, playing with many different bands and also as a radio DJ. In addition to The Junkyard Dogz, he played with, among others, Rock Ridge and the No Limits Band. Along with the music, there will be a potluck supper starting at 5:00 and naturally all your favorite beers. Stop by for an entertaining day that will also help out Cindy. Bear is contributing proceeds to the cause as well as providing the venue at no cost.

& Happenings

Halloween Haunts

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The Town of Jonesborough is excited to expand their annual Halloween Haunts & Happenings this year with some great new additions.

aking place on Saturday, October 28, the event will start at 2 p.m. with games, activities, contests and of course trickor-treating that will continue until 8 p.m. The Great Carved Pumpkin Contest, Spooky Pooch Palooza, Flashlight Haunted Egg Hunt and more are all being planned. Lots of fun activities and games for all ages will also be ongoing with barnyard train rides, slime station, pumpkin tic-tac-toe, candy bingo and more. The popular Costume Contest will return at 6 p.m. in front of the Courthouse. Sponsored by Food City, the contest will have several age groups and a group category as well. Â This year, parking will also be available at the Jonesborough Elementary School with a shuttle to the Jonesborough Visitors Center. Parking is $5 per car with free shuttle rides available all day. It is highly recommended that you utilize this option as parking will be very limited in the downtown area. For more information, visit www.jbohalloween. com or Jonesborough Halloween Haunts and Happenings on Facebook.

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to Play Holston River Brewing Co. this Saturday

And that’s not all – a wonderful music lineup is in store for fans at The Brewery this weekend.

truggle Jennings was destined to be an Outlaw. The grandson of legendary Country Music icon Waylon Jennings, Struggle is part of a long legacy of Gangsters, Outlaws and Rock Stars. Growing up as a black-sheep in his family, he was forced to fight his way out of the streets of West Nashville, eventually making his way into the studio to laying the foundation for what would soon become his personal contribution to the Jennings family legacy. But his past finally caught up with him in the fall of 2011 when he was arrested on State and Federal drug conspiracy charges. After being incarcerated for 5 years, Struggle has gone through a complete transformation. Mentally, emotionally and physically. Through sharing his story on social media networks, Struggle has grown emotionally and intellectually, assuming a new level of social responsibility and becoming an

inspirational and motivational force in the lives of people all around the world. After being released from prison in January of 2016, Struggle inked a deal with Yelawolf’s recently formed Slumerican record label, signaling his return and officially beginning his rise to success. He is playing with Blake Haggard on Saturday night on the main stage. Annabelle’s Curse, with special guest Adam Bolt, has the stage all to themselves Friday night. This popular band has entertained many of us throughout the region, and this show should be a good one. But that still isn’t all! Also playing the Brewery on Saturday are two other entertaining bands, Crypt Keeper 5 and Moose and the Monkey Paws. Add in the great food and beer that Holston River is famous for and you have the makings of a great weekend of fun and entertainment.

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Grandson of a Legend

Spotlight

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- TUESDAY - October 10th -

If you or your band are playing in the upcoming week and would like to be in The Spotlight, call in advance to (423) 283-4324 or go online to: theloaferonline.com. Due to last minute cancellations or changes, please call the location to confirm.

- FRIDAY - October 13th -

- SATURDAY - October 14th -

Compton & Newberry Down Home

49 Winchester w/ Moose Roberts The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

Rhythm Review Rush Street

Remedy Tree Acoustic Coffeehouse

Mick & Chris Our House Restaurant

JV Squad Conapalooza @ The Holiday Inn

Stemwinder Band Rock’s Wood Pizza

Before The Storm Wild Wing Cafe

Sucker Punch O’Mainnin’s Pub

Old Movie Night Bear’s Bar

Indighost / Haal / Nerve Endings The Hideaway

Struggle Jennings w/ Blake Haggard / The Crypt Keeper 5 & Moose & The Monkey Paws Holston River Brewing Company

- WEDNESDAY - October 11th Stephen Goff Wild Wing Cafe The Heartstring Hunters Acoustic Coffeehouse Dirk Quinn Band O’Mainnin’s Pub

Glass Idols / Amerine / Dullside Capone’s You Knew Me When Bristol Station Brews & Taproom The Buddz Music Video Shoot / Annabelle’s Curse w/ Adam Bolt Holston River Brewing Company

Lynn Manderson / The Madd Hatter Acoustic Coffeehouse Nice Couch Bone Fire Smokehouse Rock and Roll Freakshow CJ’s Sports Bar

Delbert McClinton Paramount Center for the Arts

Rusty Steele w/ Quarter Bounce Country Club Bar & Grill

Joey Nevada Quaker Steak & Lube

Powder Keg Outlaws / Junkyard Dogz Bear’s Bar

Ian Feathers, Live with JP Parsons O’Mainnin’s Pub

K.T. Van Dyke Bristol Station Brews & Taproom

this mountain / Amythyst Kiah The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room

Between Naybors Acoustic Coffeehouse

Dixie Express Band Bristol Country Show Palace

ETSU Square Dance Down Home

7 Mile Mushroom Bone Fire Smokehouse

Jam w/ Danny Farmer Wellington’s Restaurant

Acoustifried Woodstone Deli

Spoken with DED Capone’s

Borderline CJ’s Sports Bar

Acoustic Jam Session Acoustic Coffeehouse

Blue Reign Country Club Bar & Grill

Matt Holloman The Harvest Table Bike Night Bear’s Bar

- THURSDAY - October 12th -

Live Music Bone Fire Smokehouse

- SATURDAY - October 14th -

Nostalgia Duo Rock’s Wood Pizza

Shooter Band Holiday Inn

Oscar Harris Model City Taphouse

Phoenix Band The Country Music Palace

Open Talent Night Bear’s Bar

Matt Sanders Down Home

- FRIDAY - October 13th Phoenix Band Chilhowee Lion’s Club Shooter Band Kingsport YMCA Mountain Rose Bluegrass Band Down Home

Monster Atlantic The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room Hip Gypsy Music Woodstone Deli John Pafford Band Cleek Farms Corn Maze

- SUNDAY - October 15th lake Christiana The Willow Tree Coffeehouse & Music Room Live Music Bone Fire Smokehouse

- TUESDAY - October 17th Siren Quaker Steak & Lube

for show time & more details, visit

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Country Club Bar & Grill 3080 W State St Bristol 423-844-0400

Model City Tap House 324 E Market St. Kingsport 423-765-0875

Bear's Bar 4460 Highway 421 Bristol TN 423-502-1975

Holiday Inn (Exit 7) 3005 Linden Dr. Bristol VA 276-466-4100

Quaker Steak & Lube 629 State St. Bristol VA 276-644-9464

Bone Fire Smokehouse at the Hardware 260 W Main St Abingdon VA 276-623-0037

Holston River Brewing Company 2623 Volunteer Pkwy Bristol TN

Rock’s Wood Fired Pizza & Grill 3119 Bristol Hwy. Johnson City 423-262-0444

CJ’S Sports Bar 516 Morelock St. Kingsport 423-390-1361

Lakeview Marina 474 Lakeside Dock Drive Kingsport

Sonny’s Marina & Café 109 One Street Gray, TN 423-282-9440

FRIDAY

TUESDAY

Karaoke w/ Crossroads & Josh Blevins at Dawg House Tavern Karaoke w/ Marques at The Cave Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN ***********************

WEDNESDAY

Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at American Legion 8pm Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke w/ DJ Brad & Top Shelf Entertainment at Quaker Steak & Lube Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Smokey Bones - Johnson City TN Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN ***********************

THURSDAY

Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at New Beginning’s Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzaria ***********************

Karaoke w/ Southern Sounds Karaoke at Sportsman’s Bar & Grill 9pm Karaoke w/ Shane Rouse at Bear’s Bar Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Karaoke w/ Reverb Karaoke at The Cottage 8:30 pm Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Moe’s Original BBQ Karaoke w/ Toddzilla at Sportsmans Pub Karaoke at CJ’s Sports Bar Karaoke w/ DJ Brad & Top Shelf Entertainment at BoBo’s - Damascus VA Karaoke at Elizabethton VFW Karaoke w/ DJ Marquez & Top Shelf Entertainment at Holiday Inn (Exit 7) - Bristol VA Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN ***********************

SATURDAY

Karaoke at The Horseshoe Lounge Karaoke w/ Toddzilla at Sportsmans Pub Karaoke at Kingsport Moose Lodge Turn the Page Karaoke at VFW Post 2108 - Johnson City TN Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Macado’s - Kingsport Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City TN ***********************

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SPOTLIGHT DIRECTORY

KARAOKE

Acoustic Coffeehouse 415 W Walnut St. Johnson City 423-434-9872

Sky Tour

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of Autumn Nights

Stargazer

By Mark Marquette since 1996 stargazermarq@ gmail.com

Come with me outside these cool, crisp autumn week and watch the stars come out. With the sunsetting around 7pm and darkness gripping the landscape by 8 pm, there is plenty of time in the night to stargaze.

ooking above the southern horizon is a bright star, seemingly all alone. In fact, Fomalhaut is nicknamed the “lonely one” as it is the brightest star in the area, even more so when Jupiter isn't around. Located in the constellation called The Southern Fish, Fomalhaut has a system of planets circling it, like our Sun. Looking high overhead from the 6-8 pm hours, you will see there is plenty of summer left in these early autumn nights. The Milky Way still spans overhead from its center in the south to the edges of its long, spiral arm in the north. And spanning the Milky Way is an “asterism” called the Summer Triangle. And asterism is a group of stars that form a pattern that is not defined as a constellation. The seven stars of the Big Dipper, no scrapping the northern horizon, are the most famous of all asterisms. The Summer Triangle is comprised of three bright stars—Deneb in the north, Vega in the middle, and Altair in the south. As the night wears on, these stars move to the west, eventually setting around 11pm to midnight. Deneb is the tail star of Cygnus the Swan, which looks like a giant cross in the middle of the Milky Way. Vega is blue-white and the brightest of the three, and it is the neck of Lyra the Harp. Four stars in a parallelogram shape make up the mythical lyre. The star Altair is the southernmost of the Summer Triangle, and it is part of a group of stars that make up a smaller cross in the sky. Directly south at the 7 pm hour is the heart of the Milky Way where Sagittarius the Archer dwells. Its asterism is that of a teapot, complete with spout, top and handle. But you must look quick, as Sagittarius will quickly set below the horizon by 9 pm. That leaves us to look northward to a favorite stargazing target during the autumn—Cassiopeia the Queen. Thought of as the Queen of Egypt, Cassiopeia's throne is made up of the five bright stars making a giant “W” in the night's northern skies. This is the very tip of one of our Milky Way's gigantic spiral arms of millions of stars. Below Cassiopeia is a loose group of stars that make up the Greek hero, Perseus. Scanning a pair of binoculars around this

section of the sky will show several star clusters and a plethora of stars that escape our naked eyes. As the night wears on, we turn our attention back to the east and begin seeing new constellations that have risen higher. The great winged horse, Pegasus, is flying high, its body denoted by four equally-bright stars making a giant square. The horse is flying upside down, his head to the south and tail to the north. But that horse's tail is really the flowing dress of Cassiopeia's daughter, princess Andromeda, the celebrated “chained maiden” of mythology. Her head is the star Alpheratz, shared with the body of Pegasus. There are two rows of stars that flow off the body of Pegasus making up Andromeda's dress. Above the second pair of stars is the farthest object seen to the naked eye—the Andromeda Galaxy. Looking like a hazy, gray patch of light, the Andromeda Galaxy is twice the size of the Full Moon, and it is more than 2 million Light Years away. That means the light we see hitting our eyes tonight left the galaxy more than 2 million years ago. Using binoculars will help find the Andromeda Galaxy, and only photography reveals the individual starry nature of this huge galaxy that is headed to a crash collision with our Milky Way, maybe a billion years from now. But don't worry, even when Andromeda and Milky Way galaxies interact, our night sky will change only a little as stars are so far apart that any humans alive would still see many of the familiar constellations. And that's something to ponder as you look at the night sky—that everything is moving at a tremendous speed. All the stars we see are in our own Milky Way Galaxy, and they are moving at incredible speeds in the range of 30,000 mile per hour. Yet, in the million or so years that humans have been looking up, very little has changed. These are the same stars that all living people have looked at and wondered about. No one owns the original, the stars are there for you to seize as your own, any clear night, any time. So, go out and investigate on your own, and just maybe you'll keep looking up.

he Moon moves into the after-midnight scene, and that leaves our skies dark earlier in the evening. With sunset around 7 pm and darkness creeping in around 8 pm, stargazers love the extra time to look around our Universe. This week in space history has some incredible missions, including some dangerous “firsts” in the 1960s Moon Race between the USA and USSR.

Tuesday, October 10 On this 1846 date in astronomy history, William Lassell discovered the Neptune moon Triton, slightly smaller than Earth’s moon. In 1989 Viking 2 photographed Triton with icy geysers of super cold nitrogen erupting. The Hubble Space Telescope has followed the action, and astrobiologists believe Triton could harbor life in its bizarre, super-cold liquids.

Friday, October 13 On this 1968 date in space history, Apollo 7 broadcast the first live, television from orbit. Launched Oct 11, this maiden voyage of the three-man American moonship went perfectly— except the astronauts caught a cold and got grouchy with mission control, staging a work stoppage to get their heads cleared! Veteran Wally Schirra and rookies Walter Cunningham and Don Eisele never flew in space again.

Wednesday, October 11 There was lots of action in space on this date in history: in 1969 Soyuz 6, 7 & 8 were all in orbit at once; in 2000 STS-92 mission with Shuttle Discovery was launched on a 12-day construction mission to the International Space Station. Also, in 2005, China’s Shenzhou 6 was launched with two “taikonauts” on a successful four-day mission, just the second manned mission by the Communist nation. That’s a total of 15 astronauts, cosmonauts and taikonauts who remember today at one of the most exciting in their lives when they blasted off the Earth.

Saturday, October 14 High in the northeast are the four stars of the Great Square of Pegasus the Flying Horse. The Summer Triangle of Deneb, Vega and Altair are still prominent as they drive westward, and the “W” of Cassiopeia is now rising in the northeast. It’s a wonderful time of year to see the transition of the seasons in the night sky!

Sunday, October 15 On this 2003 date in space history, China became the third nation to orbit a human by launching Shenzhou 5 with Yang Liwei aboard, the Communist nation’s first “taikonaut,” who was then 38 years old. Today Yang is now a national hero. Since then, China has Thursday, October 12 successfully flown six manned missions putting 13 more Chinese in space who docked with On this 1964 date in space history, the Voskhod 1 manned spacecraft their two, small space stations called Taingong 1 & 2. was launched with three cosmonauts. A risky stunt that fulfilled Premier Nikita Khrushchev’s desire for Soviet space spectaculars, the two-person Monday, October 16 spaceship was cramped with three men without spacesuits to save People have been asking me, “What’s that bright star in the morning sky before sunrise?” room. The 24-hour mission may have been cut short when Khrushchev That’s planet Venus, always the third brightest object in the sky next to the Sun and Moon. was removed from power while Voskhod 1 was in orbit. The mission had And below it is much fainter planet Mars. to be a nightmare in many ways to the cosmonauts, but to the world, the Soviets looked like they were leading the Moon Race.

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SKIES

Celestial events in the skies for the week of Oct. 10-16, 2017 as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette.

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Chili Cook-Off

I still don’t know why I signed up for a chili cook-off competition.

Batteries Not Included

By Andy Ross aross@ theloaferonline.com

riends encouraged me, it helped that they swore I had one of the better chili recipes in the tri-cities area. The prize money was nice, but I was also worried my fame would sway the judges to award it to me. It’s hard to stay humble when you’re the star of the most popular sitcom in the world “Young Krandle” and you have written the biggest smash Broadway has ever seen “Grandma’s Unfortunate Secret.” This year’s chili fest was especially noteworthy since the inventor of chili, Galbraith Q. Chilierton, would be one of the judges. That put all my fellow competitors on edge, knowing that the man whose baby this fine food was would hover over us all. I was making the chili my grandmother left me in her will. Grandmother Bible’s All Purpose Belly Buster, the chili that brings a smile to all who taste it, and used to offer a mild sense of euphoria before they outlawed the use of psychotropic drugs in the kitchen—we now just use more oregano. Now this recipe has been in my family for generations, some of the steps seem old hat, but I’ve found if you skip any of them it just doesn’t taste right. The rules of the competition stated all the cooking must be done at the venue, so I had to show up a day early for my prep work. I rented a backhoe from Wally’s Rental Barn and drove it to the arena, digging up a two foot wide, two-foot deep hole underneath my station. I took a dutch oven, the one I would be cooking the chili in, and filled it with chunks of beef primal, seasonings, salt, and a little tomato paste—which turns into a rub you cover the meat with. You then cover place it in the hole you dug, cover it with dirt, and let it sit overnight. The morning of the cook-off, I got up early to go to the arena to prepare. The morning always kicks off the competitive games for children. The most popular one is “Get the Fat Back From Hobo Joe.” This is a simple game, where a saltcured section of pork fat is taped to beloved rail rider Hobo Joe. Hobo Joe gets a five-minute head start, and can’t leave the compound the competition is being held on. The first child to wrestle him to the ground and get the pork fat from him wins. He’ll leave clues as he runs around the arena, shouting “Hehehe! You can’t catch me, I’m full of my Corn Flakes today!” As this goes on the cooking begins. Now, I’m not going to share my family’s beloved recipe with you, but I can tell you that most of your basic chili ingredients go into the dish. Naturally, I had to retrieve my

Local Ghost Stories with Author Joe Tennis

t's the season for scary stories, and nothing's more frightening than local ghosts! Bristol, Va., author Joe Tennis will share ghoulish tales at 6 p.m., Oct. 17, at the Gray Library. There will be a book signing following the author's presentation. He writes about the ghosts of Johnson City, Kingsport, Roan Mountain and Tusculum College in his latest book, Haunted Highlands: Ghosts & Legends of North Carolina, Tennessee

ground meat first. It has to go straight from the dirt to the stove top. I was about halfway through cooking my chili when a hush fell upon the arena, from the distance double doors, a bright, almost blinding light shone into the room. He walked into the room with an air of importance, it was Galbraith Q. Chilierton himself. Mr. Chilierton was given the entrance worthy of a king. Applause broke out as he walked down the aisle where the competitors were. Mr. Chilierton is 102, breaks wind constantly, but has the smile of a sweet baby. Seeing him in person at our little ole chili cook-off is one the true memories of my life I will tell my grandchildren about. After a long day of cooking and simmering, it was judging time. A bowl of my chili was taken to the secret “Lounge of Judgement” located underneath the bleachers. Did I win the grand prize? I did not. In fact, Mr. Chilierton called my chili “a waste of human efforts.” Sad to say this has put the last nail in the coffin of my competitive chili career—I’m gonna leave it to the pros from now on. After all, the bill the arena sent me for digging a two-foot hole into their floor makes it all the less worth it. See you next week.

and Virginia. Featured in this collection is a marble-throwing ghost on the campus of ETSU, and a floating figure in the Paramount Theatre in downtown Bristol, TN. Haunts of Virginia's Blue Ridge Highlands includes a story about the ghost of "Dirty Dancing," at Mountain Lake. Another book, Along Virginia's Route 58: True Tales from Beach to Bluegrass, features ghost tales in Abingdon, Virginia, at the Barter Theatre and the Martha Washington Inn. Tennis, a prolific author of regional historical, travel and folklore books, is also a longtime writer for the Bristol Herald Courier. For information on this free program, call the library at 423-477-1550. The library is located at 5026 Bobby Hicks Hwy.

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The Great

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Home Again (Rated PG-13) 3 1/2 Blondes (out of 4)

Pop Life

By Ken Silvers ksilvers@ theloaferonline.com

Ever since the 2001 film "Legally Blonde" I have been a Reese Witherspoon fan. Yes, the actress had appeared in movies since 1991, but her role as Elle Woods really made her popular and sent her to A-list status. The Louisiana born and Tennessee raised Witherspoon is appearing in the current romantic comedy "Home Again", and the film is tailor made for actress.

ith her winning personality and sweet smile, Reese gives Dolly Parton (who the actress said she would like to be) a run for her money in the personality department. Great persona aside, Reese stars as Alice Kinney, the daughter of a famous deceased Hollywood film director who has left her recorder producer husband, Austen (Michael Sheen), behind in New York to return to her native Los Angeles. Alice moves into her late father's home with her two daughters with the plan of starting her her own interior design business. Her mother, Lillian (Candice Bergen), a former actress also lives in L.A., so Alice is not exactly returning to a no relatives in town situation. However, matters turn interesting when Alice and her friends meet up with three young aspiring filmmakers who have come to L.A. to pitch their script. The guys Alice meets are Harry (Pico Alexander), Teddy (Nat Wolff), Harry's actor brother, and George (Jon Rudnitsky), the screenwriter of the trio. Alice finds herself drawn to Harry, and even though he is in his late 20's and Alice has just turned 40, their attraction is mutual. After a night of dinner and dancing, Alice, her girlfriends, and the three guys crash at Alice's house. The following morning Lillian shows up to pick up her granddaughters and discovers the unexpected house guests. Lillian discovers the lads are a huge fan of her late filmmaker husband, and they hit it off to the point she suggests Alice board the trio in the guest house. Even though she is reluctant, Alice relents, let's the guys move in. The guys immediately pitch in to help around the house, leading Alice and her daughters to develop a strong bond with the trio. Alice and Harry are soon romantically entangled, which is fine until the appearance of Alice's estranged husband Austen catches everyone off guard. Austen has show up to declare he wants to reunite with Alice, much to the chagrin of Harry and shock of Alice. The reemergence of Austen leads to several awkward moments with the house guests. If Alice thought she was confused before, she is even more so now. As expected, with most films of this ilk, all does end well, but not necessarily in the way one might imagine. I must say this film is well cast, and all the actors manage to avoid being overshadowed by the illumination of Reese. The actors playing the aspiring filmmakers were all wonderful, with, in my opinion, Rudnitsky being the standout among the trio. It was also enjoyable seeing Candice Bergen on the big screen again, and she was perfectly cast as Reese's mother. As for Sheen, I am normally a fan of his work, but his character was so annoying I wanted him off the screen as quickly a possible. Thus he succeeded in making his character a chore to endure. As for Reese, she is at the top of her her romantic comedy game, and is a pure delight to watch as she navigates the challenges of her characters life. I was impressed the director, Hallie Meyers-Shyer ("The Parent Trap") kept the film out of schmaltz territory, and left us with a charming film. For an enjoyable time at the movies, "Home Again" will leave you feeling all warm and fuzzy, something we need right now.

Super Spooky M

emorial Park Community Center, 510 Bert St., will host this year’s Super Spooky Saturday from 5-9 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 21. All ages are welcome. Families will enjoy free carnival games, an inflatable obstacle course, marshmallow roasting, a hayride, face painting, a pumpkin hunt sponsored by Fenders Farm, and much more. Activities will take place at the following times:

Saturday returns

5-7 p.m. Children’s activities and hayride 6-9 p.m. Super Spooky Haunted Walk ($2)

For more information, please call (423)434-5749.

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Olivia Bailey:

The Interview, Part 2

Mountain Movers

By Brian Bishop bbishop@ theloaferonline.com

With some people you can just tell. At a time which was more years ago than I want to talk about, I worked as a reporter at WCYB-TV5 and was sent on assignment on the fourth of July. That particular night one of our interns went with me to cover the fireworks display on South Holston Lake. A very generous local gentleman allowed us on his house boat and she shot some spectacular footage of the fireworks reflecting off the water which she then used edit a great story together. But more importantly, she was the light of the room while we interacted with the crowd of folks gathered on the boat. Her name is Olivia Bailey and she has risen from intern to anchor in the years since, which is not surprising to anyone who has ever known her. If you don’t know her, you need to. Here is your chance. BRIAN: While we are on the subject of people from this region, family is also a huge part of life around here. Working in news can be very mentally and emotionally challenging at times. How does your family help overcome that? OLIVIA: This is a hard one for me. I love my job. I dream about it almost every night. My family works to really balance that. My husband has been really instrumental in motivating me to be conscious about my work life at home. Anyone who knows me can tell you I carry two phones around with me everywhere, and I’ve been known to leave gatherings to get to breaking news. I love being a source that residents know they can trust and get information to quickly. However, I really struggled early-on (and still do) with knowing when to put that down. My family has been really supportive in understanding the balance. The news requires you almost to separate feelings on very active scenes. I always say we visit people at the best and worst of times. On the inside, I grieve deeply for families we visit who have just lost their loved ones. It is the hardest thing I have to do to be able to ask those families for an interview, but it is so important in the process of remembering that person or solving a crime. On the other hand, I love meeting the families who have something to celebrate: beating cancer, a new born baby, a big victory. I carry a lot of these scenarios home with me. It can be an emotional rollercoaster, but it’s nice to get home, fix dinner, and relax. I’ve tried to do better about being able to put the phone down and spend time with my family. We recently took my teenage sister into our home, so I’m relearning all of the stuff I’ve forgotten from high school. Trust me: that’s quite the distraction from the news cycle.

BRIAN: Another major part of identity for folks in this region is religion. How does your faith affect day-to-day life for you? OLIVIA: My faith is such an integral part of my day-to-day life, and it’s the most important value to me. In this business, it can be easy to get discouraged from what happens in the world. My faith teaches me that we all have a purpose in God’s kingdom. Sometimes I doubt that ‘being a reporter’ is high on God’s priority list for purposes. However, I always find some kind of reason that my job is important. We’re here to report on the immediate safety of our residents from a lockdown, to an AMBER Alert, to severe weather. I find even protecting someone’s quality of life for access to basic necessities a critical part of the job. BRIAN: Please let me finish by saying I am so proud of you for working your way up through the ranks in News! That is not an easy task. You have always been such a hard worker and you have the gift for it. I have two questions in one. What does the future hold for you if you look into your crystal ball? Finally, what do you say is the best way for folks to stay up to date with WCYB-TV5 news? OLIVIA: I love what I do here. I honestly don’t have any plans to leave any time soon. I feel a sincere responsibility to this area and making sure the concerns of our residents always have a place. Moving to the morning show feels like a gift. I get a great schedule, and I still get the opportunity to go out in the community and meet our viewers. I’ll keep doing that as long as they let me. I don’t take lightly the voice we have here. I’m sitting in the desk of great journalists. In my lifetime, those have been names that have inspired me like Merrill Moore, Johnny Wood, Tarah Taylor. It’s sometimes intimidating, but I still get advice from Johnny and Tarah. They’re always willing to have a conversation and share advice.

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Wonders Below the Bluegrass

For those who live among the hills and valleys of East Tennessee, caves are an intrinsic part of the landscape. The region’s unique geology has combined with the passage of time to give us more caverns than any other state in the country. Who hasn’t seen a barn or billboard touting the wonders of Ruby Falls or calling on travelers to visit the Lost Sea? Cumberland Caverns near Crossville is probably the only place one can catch a bluegrass concert underground. Within the pages of The Loafer, we have visited Tuckaleechee, Forbidden, and Appalachian Caverns in past issues and marveled at the geologic formations which lie hidden just beneath our feet.

A Appalachian Wanderers

By Jason & Daniel Worley jdworley@ theloaferonline.com

las, while Tennessee may have more than eight thousand individual caves, all those cannot even begin to approach the gargantuan size and length of Mammoth Cave, located just about fifty miles north of the border in neighboring Kentucky. Over four hundred miles of passageways have been discovered and mapped out so far, with new ones discovered on a regular basis. Almost the entire cave system is protected within the boundaries of Mammoth Cave National Park, a World Heritage Site as well as an International Biosphere Reserve. Last week we began our exploration of this extraordinary park’s wonders located on the sunlit side of terra firma, from miles of trails to the peaceful waters of the Green River. If the thought of venturing into the earths dark recesses is a big no-no, don’t let that deter you from visiting this park. The rolling hills and forested valleys are beautiful and offer days’ worth of recreation opportunities. For those who are eager to venture into the depths below, it’s best to take a few minutes and chat with a ranger to decide what tour is better for your interests and the physical abilities of your party. Better yet, visit the park’s website before arriving at the park to get a good idea of the excursions offered and purchase the tickets ahead of time. While Mammoth Cave doesn’t see anywhere near the same number of visitors as our Great Smoky Mountains National Park, the cave tours are by far the most popular activity and always fill up fast. We saw them begin to sell out even before noon. Usually the park offers a dozen different tours, but these numbers do change depending on the season. Some expeditions aren’t available during the slow season, such as the challenging Wild Cave Tours, so check the schedule online at www. nps.gov/maca. The fall schedule runs through October 28th of this year, with the following winter schedule extending through March 9th, 2018. Visitors with only a short amount of time will want to book the Self-Guided Discovery Tour. A short hike down from the visitor center will bring you towards the historic entrance. A sudden chill may wrap around your legs as you enter the valley

where the gaping maw of the cave rests. Crisp winds blow out of the entrance, making even the hottest summer day suddenly a bit chilly. It could have been this wind that led to the discovery of the cave by Native Americans thousands of years ago. Around the year 1800, local legend tells the story of hunter John Houchins, who also stumbled upon the cave entrance while chasing a wounded bear through the Kentucky Wilds. While a modern flight of stairs descends the hollow to the cave entrance, one can almost imagine themselves there on that day two centuries ago when this wonder of the world was rediscovered. The self-guided tour allows visitors to venture into the opening and through about the first 0.25 miles of the cave itself. The main attraction is a visit to the rotunda, one of the largest rooms within the cave. It takes about thirty minutes to complete. Those who want to venture further past this point can sign up for the Mammoth Passage

Tour or the much longer Historic Tour. Both of these offer great insights into the cave’s storied history. The Frozen Niagra Tour is a short trip to one of the most spectacular sights within the park. Ideal for those with children or the elderly, it fits a lot into a short distance. The Mammoth Cave Accessible Tour makes use of the park’s elevator to ensure that everyone has the chance to visit this wonderland. Take a step back in time on the Great Onyx Lantern Tour, and visit pristine formations lit only by candlelight. Those who wish for more adventure might want to try out the Grand Avenue Tour, one of the longest excursions at four miles. Wild Cave Tours are just that-a trip through the untamed depths of Mammoth Cave. There are no walkways here. Those brave souls who sign up for this trip will climb through narrow tunnels, jump over canyons, and scramble over boulders. We greatly enjoyed our trip along the Domes and Dripstones Tour. This is a physically demanding hike of 0.75 a mile through large passages and over deep pits. The trek begins by plummeting down a steep staircase of almost three hundred steps above a series of plunging shafts. The depths below are dizzying, and some of the passageways are a bit claustrophobic. The trail then leads through large rooms with remarkably flat, unnatural ceilings that make it feel more like a secret military base than a cave. Finally, the last portion of the tour stops by Frozen Niagara, a magnificent formation composed of flowstone that is simply stunning to look at. Draperies, stalactites, and other classic cave formations line the remainder of the trail. This was by far our favorite cave tour we have done. The size and grandeur of the cave and formations make others seem so small in comparison. Our wonderful guide, Ranger Vedvig, did a great job of explaining the science and geology behind the formations. This is our recommendation for those who are visiting the park for the first time, but that might change when we return and tackle the Wild Cave Tour on our next trip!

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Between Naybors

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To play at the Acoustic Coffeehouse on Friday, October 13th

etween Naybors is a unique blend of American and European styling of folk music with a Greenwich Village feel, focusing on social issues of the day. With members from Pennsylvania, Germany, Maine, and Georgia, they combine guitar, upright bass, keyboard, lap steel, and drums, with occasional djembe or banjo to produce an eclectic coffee-house sound. Actual neighbors, the original members Greg Benson and Melanie Morgan are the songwriters for the group, each with differing influences. Greg's lyrics derived from popular British folk team Richard and Linda Thompson, described as "exquisitely sad" music, balances well with Melanie's positive outlook and lyrics decrying social injustice with a European perspective with her charming German accent and endearing humility. Robert Bell was born and raised in Athens and has played in bands most of his adult life, from electric to acoustic to upright bass. Will Manning, a knife-smith by day and drummer by night, joined the band in 2016, along with classically-trained Kevin Fleming, who rounds out the band with lap steel, electric guitar, or banjo. Musical influences include John Lennon, Joan Baez, Neil Young, and Dave Van Ronk, who is loosely portrayed in the Coen Brothers film, Inside Llewyn Davis.

• Bristol Station Brews & Taproom Half off first pint or flight • Broad Street on State 20% off your check of $6 or more • Stateline Bar & Grille 25% off your check – alcohol not included • Studio Brew 15% off food and gift shop merchandise • Shanghai Chinese Restaurant 10% off your entire check • The Southern Churn 10% off your order • Machiavelli’s Free order of breadsticks with any entrée • Whiskey Rebellion Half off your appetizer • J Frank Free dessert and immediate parking

All Weitkamp’s performances, including the evening show, will all take place in the Mary B. Martin Storytelling Hall, located in the International Storytelling Center, on Main Street. Tickets are just $12 for adults and $11 for seniors, students, and children under 18 for all performances. Reservations are highly recommended. Ticketholders for all events can present their ticket stubs for a 10 percent discount on same-day dining at JJ’s Eatery and Ice Cream or Main Street Café, two popular eateries in Jonesborough.

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27 The 2017 season of Storytelling Live! will bring a different storyteller to Jonesborough each week through the end of October. Information about all performers, as well as a detailed schedule, is available at www.storytellingcenter.net.. The International Storytelling Center is open 10 a.m. – 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday. For more information about Storytelling Live! or to make a group reservation, call (800) 952-8392 ext. 222 or (423) 913-1276.

I also love volunteering in the community. It has always been a chance for me to solve some of the community problems I so often report on. For years, I volunteered with the GED program at the Abingdon Regional Jail. I’m a couple of years removed from that position, but I will still carry those personal stories with me. From the first day I stepped in the jail, I have been able to personalize the crime stories in my mind. Now, I volunteer with Girls on the Run in promoting self-esteem and positive interactions among young girls. I also recently got a chance to train for Make-A-Wish, the organization that grants wishes to children with life-threatening diseases. So, as I’m able, if you don’t see me on TV, those are the places I enjoy spending my time. As for keeping in touch and staying up to date, our industry is changing. We love to have our audiences watching on TV, but we also understand that cell phones and tablets have become commonplace for the media. We’re always updating our online and digital platforms, and so we’re all available on our regular News5 and work pages. You can find me on Facebook under Olivia Bailey WCYB and @WCYB_Bailey on Twitter.

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Gorda is a beautiful and sweet pit mix. She is spayed and up to date on all vaccines. Please consider her for your family!

Goldie is an adorable 2 year old Terrier mix. She is the sweetest dog! She is waiting on her furever home! She is spayed and up to date on all vaccines

he Bridge Home has an ongoing aluminum can can collection in front of the shelter at 2061 Hwy 75 in Blountville,TN 37617. The cans are collected by a volunteer and the money from the aluminum goes towards badly needed food and supplies for the animals The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Rescue has started a pet food pantry for people that have had financial hardships because of job loss or medical problems and are struggling to feed their pet. They can come by the shelter and get cat or dog food to get through the tough time. Donations can be sent to The Bridge

Home Shelter PO Box 654 Blountville, TN 37617 Every animal in their care is spayed or neutered and fully vaccinated before being adopted. Being a non profit the shelter is funded entirely by membership dues and private donations. They always need volunteers or monetary donations. Other always needed items:pet food, cat litter & cat toys dog treats & dog toys,paper towels, cleaners, office supplies,Purina weight circles. Phone: 423-239-5237 Hours are Mon-Fri 12pm-6pm Sat 12pm3pm and Sun 2pm-4pm. Website is www. bridgehomerescue@gmail.com or like them on Facebook: www.Facebook.com/ bridgehome

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PETS

OF THE WEEK

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THINGS TO DO Doe River Gorge Fall Family Fun Festival Families are invited to breathe fresh autumn air, catch a glimpse of East Tennessee’s magnificent fall colors, and enjoy familyoriented activities at Doe River Gorge on Saturday, October 14 and Sunday, October 15, from 10am-5pm, during the 2017 Fall Family Fun Festival. Catch a ride through the beautiful gorge on the scenic and historic East Tennessee & Western North Carolina railroad, enjoy a relaxing game of corn hole, play disc golf, play volleyball, enjoy kid’s activities, or simply spend quality time with your family hiking around the beautiful grounds of Doe River Gorge. Other activities available for $5 include the technical tree climb, climbing tower ,UNIMOG 4x4 rides, and inflatables. Hot apple cider, hot chocolate, popcorn, cotton candy, and other snacks and drinks will be available for purchase. Meal tickets ($8) are also available to purchase upon arrival. Train tickets are $5 and a limited number can be pre-purchased online at www.doerivergorge. com. Parents or legal guardians must provide written consent on the legal release form also available online. Pets, alcoholic beverages, and tobacco products are prohibited. Visit www.doerivergorge.com or call 423-725-4010 for more information or to pre-purchase train tickets. •••••••••••••••••••••••••• Blood Drive Marsh Regional Blood Center will conduct public blood drives at the area locations. Visit http:// tinyurl.com/n4aujx9 to find a location near you. In addition to scheduled blood drives, donors

are welcome at Marsh Regional’s collection centers: 111 W. Stone Drive, Suite 300, Kingsport, 2428 Knob Creek Road, Johnson City and 1996 W. State St., Bristol. For more information about scheduling a blood drive at a local business, church, school or community organization, please call 423-408-7500, 423-652-0014 or 276-679-4669 or visit www. marshblood.com. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••

takes. We just smile and keep functional ware and select sculpplaying. Bring your own seating! tural vessels from her graduate thesis series, “Close to Home.” Rogers •••••••••••••••••••••••••• received her master of fine arts de‘Harvest: New Ceramics’ to be gree from the University of Florida. presented at Tipton Gallery “Harvest: New Ceramics” is pre“Harvest: New Ceramics” by artist sented by ETSU’s Department of Lindsay Rogers will be on display at Art and Design and Slocumb GallerEast Tennessee State University’s ies in partnership with Highwater Tipton Gallery through Oct. 27. Clays of Asheville, North Carolina; A public reception will be held Sow True Seeds; the First TennesFriday, Oct. 6, from 6-8 p.m. in con- see Development District; the Tenjunction with downtown Johnson nessee Arts Commission Arts Build City’s monthly First Friday celebra- Communities Grant; and ETSU’s tion. In addition, a ceramic wheel Women’s Studies Program. throwing demonstration will take The exhibit and associated activiplace on Saturday, Oct. 14, from 3-5 ties are free and open to the public. p.m. as part of American Craft and For more information, contact Tennessee Craft Week. Karlota Contreras-Koterbay, direcRogers, an assistant professor of tor of Slocumb Galleries, at 423ceramics in the ETSU Department 483-3179 or contrera@etsu.edu. of Art and Design, uses her work For disability accommodations, as a ceramic artist to advocate for call the ETSU Office of Disability a more locally based, sustainable Services at 423-439-8346.. food system. She has participated •••••••••••••••••••••••••• in collaborations with other artists, chefs and farmers, and her pottery, Red Flag Campaign writing and words can be found in a The lawn outside the D.P. Culp range of publications, from blogs to University Center at East Tennesbooks to podcasts. see State University will be covered The “Harvest” exhibition features with red flags next week when the Rogers’ series of new, unfired seed Red Flag Campaign takes place collection “baskets” titled “Ameri- on campus. This annual national can Monolith,” in collaboration with campaign brings awareness to reSow True Seeds. It also includes lationship and sexual violence and her “Tablescape” of contemporary teaches students how to be active

bystanders who say something when they see or hear something. On Wednesday and Thursday, Oct. 11-12, students are encouraged to stop by the campaign station outside the Culp Center adjacent to the Amphitheatre and Pride Walk to learn more about what to say or do if they see relationship or sexual violence “red flags,” view the flags others have placed, and fill out flags of their own. For more information, contact Kate Emmerich, senior counselor and OASIS program coordinator, at 423-439-3333 or oasis@etsu.edu. For disability accommodations, call the ETSU Office of Disability Services at 423-439-8346. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••

The Pink Ball The Casual Word Senior Services at Memorial Park Adult Creative Writing Class Community Center, 510 Bert St., Join us for a free, fun, engagwill host The Pink Ball to raise ing, and different look into writbreast cancer awareness from 7-10 ing. In this class, we will not focus p.m. on Friday, Oct. 20. This year’s on structure, form, or rules, but theme will be “An Evening in Paris.” on the freedom of writing. It is The Big Band Theory will provide the goal of this class to open the live music, and refreshments will be mind to its full creative potential served.Tickets are $5 (SilverSneakby allowing participants to write ers® discount for those eligible). what they want, how they want to Please pre-register and pay at the write it. Sessions will be student Senior Services desk by Tuesday, lead; we will engage in topics and Oct. 17. For more information, call subjects that are of interest to (423)434-6237. the students. The atmosphere is casual and jovial. This class is designed for all those 18 and up who Cryptogram: I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively. wish to try their hand at creative DropQuote: "Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never writing. Thursdays @ 6:00 p.m. hope to go and get insulted. " Jones Creativity Center. Bristol Public Library. •••••••••••••••••••••••••• JC Community Drum Circle The Johnson City Community Drum Circle meets every Wednesday evening (April – October), 7pm - 8:30pm, inside the Farmers’ Market Pavilion next to Founders Park. Everyone is welcome to attend and participate. Come drum, hoop/holler, dance, or just relax and take in the scene, no experience or “talent” necessary. There are shared instruments and of course you can bring your own drums or percussion. It's all improvised, so there are no mis-

Part Two: The Horror Of Place

In his provocative and somewhat “high-brow” book, DARK PLACES: THE HAUNTED HOUSE IN FILM (2008), Barry Curtis observes that “All houses are haunted--by memories, by the history of their sites, by the owners’ fantasies and projections or by the significance they acquire for agents or strangers.”

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By Jim Kelly since 1989 jkelly@ theloaferonline.com

urther, houses “inscribe themselves within their dwellers, they socialize and structure the relations within families, and provide spaces for expression and self-realization in a complex interactive relationship.” Taking Curtis’ cue, this installment of my yearly “Halloween Horrors” series will focus on perhaps the most familiar trope in horror literature and film--the horror of place, most commonly, but not always, represented as a haunted house. Needless to say, nearly every horror movie can in one way or the other be seen as either an in-your-face haunted house flick or a variation of this theme. I won’t pretend to any sort of comprehensiveness here, but will focus on a few representative “horror of place” films. Let’s begin with one of the best, but also one of the most obscure--Carl Theodor Dreyer’s 1932 German haunted house movie, “Vampyr.” As the title suggests, this is a vampire movie, but upon closer inspection it is more interestingly a horror-of-place film that only incidentally is about vampires. Loosely based on Sheridan Le Fanu’s nineteenth century female vampire story, “Carmilla,” Dreyer’s movie follows a young man named Allan Gray, whose life is increasingly terrorized by a series of frightening presences as he travels through several haunted places, including a house, an inn, and an old mill. Dreyer’s film is one of the most hypnotic and creepy horror films ever made, and if you want to see it at its best, check out the new Blu-Ray version that is being released by the Criterion Collection this week. I have the DVD version and can’t yet convince myself that spending twenty-five to forty bucks for the Blu-Ray edition will be a wise decision, considering that the supplementary features are the same on both versions. Another film from the Thirties that will soon be getting the Blu-Ray treatment it deserves is James Whale’s “The Old Dark House” (1932), a quintessential haunted house movie that in many ways established the familiar ingredients of this genre for the twentieth century and beyond. Starring Boris Karloff, fresh from his career-making stint as the “Frankenstein” creature, Gloria Stewart, who is familiar to modern audience’s as

Jack’s ill-fated love interest in James Cameron’s “Titanic,” Charles Laughton, and Ernest Thesiger. The all-too-familiar band of travelers who are forced to spend the night in a house of horrors (satirized in Rob Zombie’s “House of 1,000 Corpses”) find themselves in the wrong place indeed. If you are a haunted house movie fan, you must see this one to understand and appreciate how this familiar story evolved on the big (now small) screen. Perhaps only I would include Orson Welle’s much-lauded film, “Citizen Kane” (1941), in this column. Yes, I know it might be a stretch to call this often-referenced American masterpiece a haunted house story, but from its first frame to its last this is a story about how Kane is a ghost in his own house and how he is haunted by the ghosts of his own childhood. Rewatch it again (or view it for the first time) and see if you don’t agree. There are no doubt other movies that belong in the horror-of-place genre that on first glance don’t appear to fit the mold. Movies like “The Great Gatsby” (including the evocative novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald), “Sunset Boulevard,” and “In Cold Blood.” I have just finished watching the innovative new film by David Lowery, “A Ghost Story,” starring Casey Affleck and Rooney Mara, and found it to be a refreshing take on the well-worn haunted house story. Perhaps this could fit into a new category, the “poignancy of place,” more adequately than in the “horror of place,” because it is not really a horror movie but more of a romantic ghost story. And in so many ways it appears to be inspired by Richard McGuire’s fascinating graphic novel, HERE (2014). Add this to your reading list, along with Colin Dickey’s GHOSTLAND: AN AMERICAN HISTORY IN HAUNTED PLACES (2016), a book I reviewed a few columns back. Before I go, here are a few more movies that are captivating examples of this horror-of-place genre: “The Haunting” (1963), based on Shirley Jackson’s novel, THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE, and the most frightening haunted house movie I have seen. It still gives me the creeps “The Innocents” (1961), based on Henry James’ late 19th century novella, “The Turn Of The Screw,” is an essay on how horror doesn’t need monsters and special effects to frighten your socks off. “The Changeling” (1980), starring George C. Scott in a neglected and seldom-discussed haunted house movie that is one of the very best. Where is the remastered Blu-Ray version that we have for far too long deserved? “House On Haunted Hill” (1956), Vincent Price’s shining moment, and the best entry in William Castle’s catalog of B-movie masterpieces. A tonguein-cheek movie that takes place in a not-so-haunted house, is strangely mesmerizing, and begs for repeated viewings; I recommend your watching the “Mystery Science Theatre” commentary track by Mike Nelson that is included with some versions of this film. There are hundreds, perhaps thousands, of other examples, but I will leave you with those I’ve given you this week. Stay tuned for Part Three, “The Horror Of Other People.”

theloaferonline.com | October 10, 2017

Halloween Horrors 2017

theloaferonline.com | October 10, 2017