The LocaL, January 2020

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STUFF TO READ

Letter from the Publisher

PAWS Humane Society

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Sweet Home Chicago, Columbus

UPSTREAM

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One Year Young

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The Weirdest Movies In The World Are From Japan Electric Panda Tattoo Co. Ignites The Body Art Business

Lee Rocker of the Stray Cats

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JUST GIMME THE FOOTAGE

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River City Casting

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PLEASE Take Us Seriously

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Colorful Characters Of The Chattahoochee

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FITNESS With Coach Lily-G

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FUN, FOOD & YOU

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To Perform At Rivercenter

Inside The Home & Mind Of Local Videographer Extraordinaire: John Houzer Wanna be in Film?

How Award-Winning Comedy Is Still Taking Top Bill

Westville Blacksmith - Fred Rembert NEW YEAR, New Outlook

Vital Vittles III, Bread of Life - PART 2

ooking at the blank page before me. I can’t help but L consider all the blank canvases that are out there. I think back over the past year and all the art we’ve seen and shared.

My favorite quote of 2019 was “we get to share this?” It’s been a beautiful year. For a moment, try to imagine all the blank canvases that are just waiting to be created. What will they look like after the paint has been applied, the pencil has sketched, the words have been written and the song has been sung? Now think about your own blank canvas, no matter where you are on your journey in life. It’s a new year and not just any, this is the year 2020. The twenty-teens are gone. What will this next decade look like for you?

I hope it ROARS. To help get you started off right, we’ve loaded plenty of the good stuff in this January issue. So sit back, relax and begin your journey with us.

Never baked a thing in your life? Adam Icard from Epic Restaurant is here to teach you step by step how to bake the best bread you’ve ever had. You’ll finally be able to tell mom you can bake a better loaf of bread than she can. Not only does Adam have mad dough skills, coach Lily G is back and here to give us the best in fitness advice so you can stay on top of your health and fitness goals, even after you’ve polished off a few loaves of your newly formed bread habit.

Keep the winter blues at bay with the rising comedy scene we have here in Columbus. There’s such a variety we’re sure you’ll find something to suit even the toughest of your funny bones.

Go ahead and take those risks you’ve always wanted to take. From being in movies to finally getting that tattoo you’ve been thinking about, our friends at River City Casting Company and Electric Panda Tattoo Company have made it easy for anyone to make their dreams a reality.

And finally, make sure to kick off the best party of the year with us at the LocaL Choice Awards. It’s all going down Sunday, January 26 at the Loft. Come for the party and witness our celebrity hosts and NO SHAME productions as we present the winners that you voted for and celebrate another year of Columbus giving us their best. Early bird pricing lasts through January 15. Find tickets online at GetLocaLTIX.com. Benefiting some of our favorite local charities: Mercy Med, Paws Humane Society and the Giving Kitchen.

It’s like Nascar, we throw the biggest party at the beginning of the year. We hope you’ll join us in celebrating what makes this city great, and that is our amazing people.

Here’s to the year ahead - I can’t wait to see what you put on your canvas.

Thanks for reading,

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What We Are All About.

The mission of the LocaL magazine is to bring you the best in art, music, food and fun from Columbus and the surrounding area. Locally owned and operated, we work to improve and expand community relationships through promoting positive events and stories. When good things are happening, we will be here to help you get involved. Our monthly print issues will feature stories and events that comprise and drive the ongoing surge toward a more beautiful community. This magazine exists because we who work on it believe in actively engaging with community improvement, and we invite you to join us, not only by reading these pages, but also by taking part in any of the many wonderful events we feature.

PUBLISHER

Monica Jones publisher@thelocalcolumbus.com ads@thelocalcolumbus.com editor@thelocalcolumbus.com

LAYOUT & DESIGN

Mat Cornett

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR Scott Berson

ADVERTISING | PUBLIC RELATIONS Anastasia Tikka

CONTRIBUTORS & CREDITS

Monica Jones

Joe Miller Scott Berson Jennifer A. Sheffield Lily G S. Adam Icard Stephen Scott Tricia Montgomery Cover Photo provided by Houzer

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Half Off Tuesdays @ The Lunch Box Museum

Take ½ off your admission price every Tuesday. Opens 10 a.m. The River Market Antiques and Lunch Box Museum, 3218 Hamilton Road, Columbus

Sketching Under the Skylight

Leave your voices at the door & witness the power of the creative process as professional artists sketch from a live model in costume under the magical skylights of the Bo Bartlett Center. Free admission and open to the public.

The second Thursday of each month. 4 p.m., The Bo Bartlett Center, 921 Front Avenue, Columbus

Look! at Lunchtime

Take a break with us. Look! @ Lunchtime is a collaborative viewing exercise and dialogue centered on works of art from the Museum’s permanent collection. Jonathan Frederick Walz, Ph.D., Director of Curatorial Affairs & Curator of American Art, will facilitate LOOK! discussions every second Tuesday. Each month a new object will be explored.January: Lee Krasner, “Still Life”. Tuesday, January 14, 12:15 – 12:30 p.m., The Columbus Museum, 1251 Wynnton Rd, Columbus

Wolf Kahn Exhibition

Join us as we welcome the wonderful work of Wolf Kahn to the Bo Bartlett Center for the fall. The exhibition is open from October 1, 2019 through January 15, 2020. This exhibition is Free and open to the public. Wednesday, January 15, 11:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. The Bo Bartlett Center, 921 Front Avenue, Columbus

Viberations of Pasaquan: Contemporary Artists & St. EOM

Please join us for the opening dialogue & reception. Viberations Dialogue with the curators and selected artists will begin at 5:30 pm followed by a reception. Curators: Michael Mcfalls, Jonathan Fredrick Walz, Ph.D. Artists: ST. EOM, Martha Clippinger , Eddie Dominguez , Charles Fowler, Matthew F. Fischer, Gê Orthof , Saya Woolfalk. Illges Gallery, 921 Front Ave, Columbus, GA 31901. Thursday, January 16, 5:30 p.m., Corn Center for the Visual Arts, 113-139 W 10th St, Columbus

Concert & Book Signing feat. Miles Hoffman

Inside the World of Classical Music: 205 Illuminating Mini-Essays is a collection drawn from the South Carolina Public Radio program A Minute with Miles. Personal, down to earth, often funny, always fascinating — since 2011 the “Minutes” have been brilliantly illuminating the world of classical music and taking us into that world.

Thursday, January 16, 7:30 – 9:30 p.m., The Bo Bartlett Center, 921 Front Avenue, Columbus

The Dream Lives: MLK Event 2020

Please join Mayor Skip Henderson and the Commission on Unity, Diversity, and Prosperity as they present “The Dream Lives” a celebration of the legacy and teachings of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Free admission. Saturday, January 18, 11 a.m. – 6 p.m., Mayor Skip Henderson, 100 10th Street. Columbus

Beyond Go Figure Opening Reception

Please join us for the for the opening reception of our new exhibition: the first annual Beyond Go Figure exhibition. Beyond Go Figure consists of works created by The Founding Bo Bartlett Center Board of Advisors, The Bo Bartlett Center Board of Advisors, Sketching Under the Skylight Attendees, BBC Outreach Volunteers, and Donors. The exhibition will be on display from January 21, 2020 through February 28, 2020. Free and open to the public. Thursday, January 23, 6 – 8 p.m., The Bo Bartlett Center, 921 Front Avenue, Columbus

Printmaking Workshop

Interested in learning a new art-making technique? Come explore simple printmaking with us! First, you will visit the exhibition “Saya Woolfalk: Augmented Visionary Reality Outpost” to gather inspiration. Then you will get to try your hand at making prints inspired by her work. No previous art-making knowledge required.

Saturday, January 25, 10:30 – 12:30 p.m., The Columbus Museum, 1251 Wynnton Rd, Columbus

Finger Paint Friday

Let your pint-sized Picasso’s creativity shine as we explore art together. Dress for a mess. Class size is limited, so please register by calling 706-748-2855. Friday, January 31, 2 – 3:15 p.m., North Columbus Public Library, 5689 Armour Rd, Columbus Want to see your event listed here? Email events@thelocalcolumbus.com

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PAWS Humane Society

Sweet Home Chicago, Columbus ello Columbus! I’m Tricia Montgomery and I am the new CEO, or rather, the new “Leader H of the Pack” for Paws Humane Society. To say I am

Tricia Montgomery

beyond thrilled to be here is an understatement.

I am the former CEO and Founder of K9 Fit Club, a science-based parallel program for both people and dogs with more than 80 locations across the US and Canada. Health, fitness and wellness at both ends of the leash.

Prior to K9 Fit Club, I served as Public Education Director and Executive Director for the Chicago Veterinary Medical Association (CVMA). During my tenure, the CVMA served as a role model for national organizations for public relations, governmental relations, continuing education and pursuance to excellence.

The better we understand the human-animal bond, the more we can use it to improve peoples’ lives. With over 71 million American households (62%) having a pet, most people think of their pets as members of the family. Research studies have found that people who have a pet have healthier hearts, stay home sick less often, make fewer visits to the doctor, get more exercise, and are less depressed. Pets may also have a significant impact on allergies, asthma, social support, and reducing feelings of isolation or loneliness. Did you know that walking with a dog has been found to increase social interaction, especially with strangers? Dog owners get 34% more exercise than those without a dog!

It has also been found that our pets may improve heart health by lowering blood pressure and regulating the heart rate during stressful situations. They can make us feel more relaxed. The social support provided by a pet might also encourage more social interactions with people. Among elderly people, pet ownership might also be considered a 24/7 health advocate, providing social support that enhances well-being. In one study, elderly individuals that had a dog or cat were better able to perform certain physical activities deemed “activities of daily living,” such as the ability to climb stairs; bend, kneel, or stoop; take medication; prepare meals; and bathe and dress oneself.

Caring for a pet provides a sense of responsibility and purpose that contributes to their overall well-being.

Simply put, our pets help us lead longer, happier and healthier lives. And there is no better place than Paws Humane Society to find your forever match.

So, my goal at Paws is two-fold: pets and people. Oh, and making Columbus a beacon for health and wellness for pets and their people, as well as the most pet friendly city in the US. Please come by and say hello. I would love to meet you.u Tricia Montgomery is the new CEO for Paws Humane Society and now lives in Columbus. She brings her diverse experience with her from Chicago and we can’t wait to see what she does for our furry friends and community. Welcome to the team Tricia!. Paws is an animal shelter and veterinary clinic offering lowcost spay/neuter and other services to the public. Email her at pmontgomery@pawshumane.org with your comments and story ideas.

Adoption Hours: Mon-Fri•10am-6pm, Sat•10am-5pm, 4900 Milgen Road Columbus, GA 31907 • www.pawshumane.org office@pawshumane.org (706) 565-0035 • Vet Clinic phone number (706) 987-8380

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or The Springer, 103 10th St, Columbus

Late Night Showtime - A Comedy Showcase for the Ages

Featuring Alabama legend Kyle Miner with Columbus’ Reuben Martin and Colquitt’s Dustin Richardson. Call the Cantina for information. Saturday, January 18, 10 p.m., The Cantina Bar and Grill, 1030 Broadway, Columbus

Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Farewell Play Tour

Madea is back in Columbus for one last tour. Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster. Saturday, January 18, (check for showtimes), Columbus Civic Center, 400 4th Street, Columbus

Freckleface Strawberry

Based on the beloved best-selling book by celebrated actress, Julianne Moore, Freckleface Strawberry is a fun and touching family musical. Specifically created to perform for young audiences, families can step inside of the book’s pages with Freckleface and friends as they learn to “love the skin they’re in.” Call David McCray to get your tickets.Box office: 706-507-8444. Dates: January 23 at 10:00 a.m., January 24 at 10:00 a.m. & 7:30 p.m, January 25 at 10:00 a.m. & 7:30 p.m., January 26 at 2:00 p.m., Department of Theatre at Columbus State University, 6 W 10th Street, Columbus

NO SHAME THEATRE

No Shame is an uncensored evening of original performance that allows anyone to explore their creative potential. Signup begins at 9:30 p.m., and the first fifteen to signup get a five minute time slot to perform original material. Admission is $5 for all, including performers. There are just three rules: all acts have to be original material; all acts have to be five minutes or less; and you can’t break anything, including yourself, the space or the law. Every Friday, 10 p.m., Springer Opera House, 103 East 10th Street, Columbus

August Wilson’s - Fences

Former Negro League baseball star Troy Maxson is now in his 50’s - his glory days far behind him. He’s tormented by the success of black players who followed him and considers players like Jackie Robinson and Hank Aaron inferior to him. Troy attempts to assert control in his life through his relationships with his wife and son. But even as he takes responsibility for their safety and well-being, he betrays them each in ways that will forever alter their lives — a sweeping Pulitzer Prize-winning masterpiece of the African-American experience by the great August Wilson. January 23, 24, 25, 30, 31, February 1 at 7:30 p.m., & January 26 and February 2 at 2:30 p.m., Tickets: red. vindini.org or (706) 327-3688, akent@springeroperahouse.org. Springer Opera House, 103 10th St, Columbus

Uptown Originals

Open Mic at the Cantina. Mike Murphy and Dylan Boyd host a night of comedy .

Let’s be thankful for cheap beer, free comedy and good laughs. Free admission. Every Tuesday, 8 p.m., The Cantina Grill Bar & Lounge,1030 Broadway, Columbus

Up Close … and Funny!

Join comedy duo Jerry Farber (known for his comedy shows in Atlanta and the Loft and James Etchison (from No Shame Theatre) as they bring the laughs in a small but inviting room along with the best standup comedians from near and far. A great night out at one of Columbus’s best restaurants. Cover is $5. For reservations or booking, call Jerry (404) 414-6667 or James (334) 444-0879. Every Wednesday, 7:30 p.m., Lemongrass Thai and Sushi, 2435 Wynnton Road, Columbus

The LocaL Choice Awards 2020

Now that we’ve voted on our favorites–favorite restaurants, coffee shops, performers, first date spots and more–it’s time to celebrate. Join us, and the amazing people who help us put on this show to celebrate the stars of our community with food, drinks and an awards presentation. For tickets visit: GetLocaLTIX.com. Early bird prices until Jan 15th. It’s the best party all year. January 26, 5 - 10 p.m., The Loft Upstairs, 1032 Broadway, Columbus

Crown and Comedy at The Loft

Two comedy shows every week, hosted by The LocaL’s Choice Award Winner for Favorite Comic, Lil’ Bit. Enjoy $7 Crown Royal and ordering from the full dinner menu. Tickets are $10. Every Thursday, 7 p.m., The Loft, 1032 Broadway, Columbus

Garden Brothers Circus

Time For Three & Youth Orchestra of Greater Columbus Concert

A family tradition for over 100 years. The Garden Brothers Circus returns to Columbus.

An event the whole family will love. Tickets on sale now. Monday, January 27, 7:30 p.m., Columbus Civic Center, 400 4th Street, Columbus

The Italian Symphony

Turn the poutiest of frowns upside down in this new musical by TheaterWorksUSA, featuring whimsical puppets and live performers in a sweeping oceanic adventure.

When Mr. Fish sets out on a quest to find Miss Clam’s missing pearl, he discovers there is more to him than his permanently plastered pout.For more information contact the RiverCenter Box Office: (706) 256-3612 or www.rivercenter.org. Saturday, February 1, 2:30 – 3:30 p.m., RiverCenter for the Performing Arts, 900 Broadway, Columbus Want to see your event listed here? Email events@thelocalcolumbus.com

A two-day workshop with YOGC musicians, culminating in this collaborative concert open to the public. Featuring Ranaan Myer (double bass), Nick Kendall (violin), Charles Yang (violin). Tuesday, January 7, 7 – 9 p.m., Rainey-Mccullers School of the Arts, 1700 Midtown Drive, Columbus

The Pout-Pout Fish

A brilliant concerto by Prokofiev paired with a young man’s impressions of Italy... it might just be the best thing to being there. Open Rehearsal | 12:30 PM Know the Score | 6:30 PM Concert Performance | 7:30 PM. Saturday, January 11, 12:30 – 9:30 p.m.,Columbus Symphony Orchestra. 900 Broadway, Columbus

Fountain City Open Mic

Bi-Weekly Open Mic night is happening. Play some music, read poetry, do some comedy, etc. Sign up sheet goes out at 6:30 and things usually kick off around 7. See y’all there. January 16 & 30. 6:30 p.m., Fountain City Coffee, 1007 Broadway, Columbus

Lee Rocker of the Stray Cats

Prepare yourself for a night of Rock’N’Roll & Americana with Lee Rocker of the Stray Cats. Thursday, January 16, 6:30 – 9:30 p.m., RiverCenter for the Performing Arts, 900 Broadway, Columbus

Schwob Philharmonic Orchestra with Henry Kramer

This performance will be located at Legacy Hall . Schwob Philharmonic Orchestra Paul Hostetter, Conductor. Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No. 1, Op. 23. Friday, January 17, 7:30 – 9:30 p.m., RiverCenter for the Performing Arts, 900 Broadway, Columbus

Twinkle Twinkle-est Little Star

Thousands of light years away, a little star feels left out of her star friends. She is not big enough or bright enough to play their games. She goes to her grandfather, the sun, who tells her that it doesn’t matter how big or bright you are, but how close you are to those you love. With closeness comes warmth, and with warmth there’s love. This production marks the first of hopefully many community partnerships in developing Theatre for the Very Young shows. We are happy to announce a partnership for Twinkle Twinkle Littlest Star with Columbus State University’s Coca-Cola Space Science Center. This show will be performed in their planetarium with an original coordinated show on the planetarium’s dome-projection screen. January 18, 22, 23, 24, 25 at 9:30 and 11 a.m. & January 18 and 25 at 12:30 p.m. & January 19 and 26 at 2 p.m. Performances will be held at the Coca-Cola Space Science Center. For tickets online visit: red.vindini.com LocaL

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The Weirdest Movies

In The World Are From Japan

must be because of Godzilla. Something Ithatthappened in the Japanese cinematic universe when lowly lizard received a blast of nuclear radiation

and stomped out of the sea to wreak havoc on the Land of the Rising Sun. In the beginning, the beast stood as a somewhat serious metaphorical lesson for humanity about the threat of nuclear weapons, but he quickly became a franchise that lumbered into battle with increasingly strange monsters, from King Kong to Mothra to Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster, to the metallic machine version of himself, Mechagodzilla. They’re all great, freaky fun, but to me the most fun and the freakiest doesn’t star Godzilla

and aliens and total global annihilation. They also touch on more worldly matters in ways that’ll twist the common mind. The most baffling is Black Sun. A Tokyo hipster who’s obsessed with jazz crosses paths with a machine-gun-carrying black American soldier who’s on the lam from a shoot-out. The soldier, who doesn’t know a word of Japanese, tries to take the hipster hostage, but the hipster welcomes him and says, as he points to the pictures of jazz musicians on his wall, that he loves all black people. From there it becomes a kind of twisted buddy film. At one point the two are careening through the city in an old convertible, the Japanese kid in black face and the soldier in white. It would be offensive if it wasn’t so damn wacko. The odd twists make it a confounding exposé of the bizarre depths of Japanese racism.

But all of these oddities pale in comparison to the most towering achievement of Japanese movie madness: House. Even the official Criterion Collection description is unable to categorize it.

“As a psychedelic ghost tale?” it askes. “A stream-ofconsciousness bedtime story? An episode of ScoobyDoo as directed by Mario Bava?” It’s a simple tale: a group of school girls spend their break at house in the From the Film House

at all. That honor goes to The X from Outer Space, in which scientists return from an expedition from Mars with a specimen of space spores that grow into a towering beast with a pointy beak. With scaly gray skin and big, red, glowing eyes, he’s like a satanic version of Big Bird. Talk about weird.

A lot of Japan’s most far out movies feature monsters large and small, such as Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell. It begins with a commercial airplane flying through a mysterious, blood red sky. The plane crash-lands in a remote island and the survivors are confronted by an alien force that takes over their bodies and souls with a slimy blob of gelatinous goo. Another great one is Genocide, also known as War of the Insects, in which a military plane carrying a hydrogen bomb is taken by a swarm of evil bugs. Very quickly all of humanity faces the threat of extinction, and the only possibility for survival appears to be a nuclear holocaust and a lone woman who may have to repopulate the world all by herself. And then there’s Princess from the Moon, a comparatively gentle tale about a poor, rural couple who find an infant girl in a mysterious golden pod that appears suddenly by the grave of their daughter. Based on an ancient fairy tale, the story follows the otherworldly girl as she grows to become an incomparable beauty and her powerful destiny is revealed.

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country that’s haunted with evil spirits, a murderous piano and a big, fluffy, white cat that would make even the most diabolical demon seem tame. The plot goes all over the place, loaded with cheesy special effects bursting and lurid technicolors. In time it comes to seem as though the house is not at all of this world, but we know that’s not true.

It comes from the wonderfully weird world of Japanese film.u

JOE MILLER IS CO-DIRECTOR OF THE CINEMA STUDIES PROGRAM AT CSU 7

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Open Mic with Matt Kirkley

Musicians are welcome to come and show off their skills and hidden talents. All musicians wishing to play must sign up in advance. Sign up at 7 p.m., music from 8 until 9. Stay afterward for Mango Strange. Every Wednesday, 7 p.m., The Loft, 1032 Broadway, Columbus

Cabaret Wednesday’s @ Crowne Hookah

Great food, great drinks and great Hookahs. Entertainment and singing with a touch of comedy. Every Wednesday, 7 – 10 p.m., Crowne Hookah Restaurant & Lounge, 1113 Broadway, Columbus

Thursday Night Thunder of Live Music @ Wild Wing Cafe

Every Thursday, 5:30 p.m., Wild WIng Cafe, 6525 Whittlesey Boulevard, Columbus

The Radolescents @ Offbeat

Featuring Rikk Agnew and Casey Royer. Play the Adolescents “Blue” album in sequence in its entirety + All 3 songs from the Welcome To Reality EP. The line-up is all ex-Adolescents members. Tuesday, January 7, 7 – 10 p.m., Offbeat, 2202 Elm Drive, Columbus

Fountain City Coffee Open Mic Presents: Melody

A night of all original music. Hosted by Daniel Hamrick and Nick Bentley aka Slick Gently, 10 participants will share 2 original songs for a night of creativity and sharing great music. Thursday, January 9, 6:30 – 10 p.m., Fountain City Coffee, 1007 Broadway, Columbus

Chris McDaniel Acoustic Show @ Wild Wing Cafe

Wednesday, January 15, 5:30 – 8:30 p.m., Wild Wing Cafe, 6525 Whittlesey Boulevard, Columbus

Blane Rudd @ Outlaws

Friday, January 17, 9:30 p.m., Outlaws, 6499 Veterans Pkwy, Columbus

RoshambeauX @The Loft Columbus

Saturday, January 18, 9:30 – 12:30 a.m., The Loft Columbus, 1032 Broadway, Columbus

Hunter Flanagan @ Tricky Dicks

Saturday, January 18, 7:30 p.m., Tricky Dicks Oyster Bar, 6052 GA-85, Ellerslie

GP 38 @ Legends

Saturday, January 18, 8 p.m., Legends Bar and Grill, 5762 Milgen Road, Columbus

Chris McDaniel Acoustic @ The Hangout

Thursday, January 23, 9 p.m., The Hangout, 6060 Veterans Parkway, Columbus

All The Locals live @ the Loft

Returning to present ‘Soulternative 2020’. Learn more about them at www.facebook.com/ allthelocalsmusic. Saturday, January 25, 8 – 10 p.m., The Loft Columbus 1032 Broadway, Columbus

MeanZville @ Scruffy Murphy’s

Saturday, January 25, 9 – 1 a.m., Scruffy Murphy’s Irish Pub & Eatery, 1037 Broadway, Columbus

85 South

Performs at the The Civic Center. Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster. Saturday, February 1, 8 p.m., Columbus Civic Center, 400 4th St, Columbus Want to see your event listed here? Email events@thelocalcolumbus.com

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By Jennifer A. Sheffield

One Year Young

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E LE C T RIC PAND A TATTOO C O. IGNIT ES T HE BO DY A RT BUSINESS

he ink is barely dry after one year, and James “JBird” Gannon is filling in the lines on how he wants his tattoo shop, Electric Panda Tattoo Company, to make a statement in his community. Like a 2D sketch come to life, word-of-mouth is spreading. Gannon attributes this success to learning that providing the best customer service in the business is more than cosmetic, and you have to treat every client’s request with care.

“Really, what I promote is good tattoos,” says Gannon. “We guarantee – that if someone works here, they’re a solid artist.”

Army Staff Sergeant Damian Trice sat for a touchup on ten hours of artwork recently, and said, “I wanted more realism and a buddy of mine turned me onto JBird.”

He added, “When he drew my first piece (a Viking ship,

“and I am hoping to add a piercer, too.”

Born and raised in Columbus, Gannon started a professional career at a small shop in Indianapolis called Delta 9 Tattoo Company but couldn’t find work after moving back from the Midwest. He ended up at Skin Traditions (Crawford Rd. Phenix City) for five years, before eventually finding his spot right next door to Soho Bar & Grill (5751 Milgen Rd).

Gannon has always been an artist and even got in trouble for it in school “I was either drawing or writing rap songs,” he said. Recently he took first place in “Best Lettering” at the 2019 Villain Arts Tattoo Convention, in Atlanta, and boasts several other awards from numerous shows over the past few years that has earned him quite the reputation of being one of the best in the

James JBird Gannon, Seth, Sam & John

on his forearm) now, I won’t go anywhere else.”

“My biggest thing is the professionalism here,” said Trice, “and honesty. Plus, it’s a fair price. Tattoo artists can charge high prices because they have the power of the pen but JBird is fair and takes care of military, which speaks volumes of the shop and its personnel.”

Each of Gannon’s four shop artists say working at Electric Panda as it has grown and brought in new team members has benefitted the artistry and work ethic of everyone. “I am a work-driven person,” said Gannon, LocaL

biz, “everything that goes out of the shop has to look professional and unique.” Beams Gannon.

JBird said his artists “do not tattoo drunks or anything extreme, or racist.” His focus is to “provide quality tattoos and extend a positive impact into the world.” The shop even holds an annual Christmas Toys for Tots drive for the kids.

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sleeves.” Much like his business. “I’m always thinking about how something ties into the next part.”

The team includes Samantha “The Tattoo Lady” Vigliaturo. “I like the creative environment

must be made in person. All designs are created expertly in house, you can even gamble on a design, by placing $80.00 in their gumball machines. If interested in going to the expo, visit www.thetfcc. com to purchase tickets.u

Sam, “The Tattoo Lady”

here, “ she said. “I owned a shop in Oklahoma before I came to Georgia, I’ve been tattooing for 17 years, but, tattooing is something you can always learn to do better at, and I love the pace here.”

John “Sketch” Snyder, has been at Electric Panda almost since the shop opened and added, John “Sketch” Snyder

“I enjoy working here, it gives me the opportunity to work with a whole team of awesome people and different skill sets to learn from.”

Seth Colden, the newest addition, said, “A lot of shops can be chaotic,” he added, “but here Seth Colden

everybody respects each other and I’ve noticed an evolution in my own work.”

Looking into next year, Gannon said, “We want to be the go-to shop. Anybody can pick up a machine, but everyone here does it well.”

Next year the team is planning to attend several conventions, and will continue to boost their collective energy and creativity, you’ll get to see them all at the Columbus Tattoo Expo January 10-12 at the Columbus Convention and Trade Center.

Or whenever you just want to stop by the shop.

“This is the place where you’re going to see some really killer work done,” said Gannon. “I have clients who fly from Chicago, to get tattooed, but I’m not interested in opening five shops. I love it right here.”

Find Electric Panda Tattoo Company at, 5751 Milgen Road, Ste. #105; or call 706-507-5720.

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trails for running and biking, and more. Demonstrations for Disc and Foot Golf will take place at the opening event while exploring all of the new offerings, all accessible from the Fort Benning Golf Course. Friday, January 10, noon – 2 p.m., Fort Benning MWR, Building 85 on Barron Avenue, Fort Benning

Wolf Moon Walk

Join in this ranger-led, nocturnal Adventure though the winter woodlands. $3 correct change at the site. Meet at the shelter next to the Trading Post in the campground.

Friday, January 10, at 6:30 – 8 p.m., Franklin D. Roosevelt State Park, 2970 GA Highway 190, Pine Mountain

Full Moon Ride- Wolf Moon

Enjoy the full moon with Bruce, Jason, and the rest of the Ride On crew. No spandex needed, this is a chill social ride. Make sure you bring your lights. Friday, January 10, 8 – 10 p.m., Ride On Bikes, 1036 Broadway, Columbus

Monday Sunset Group Run @ Jarfly

Hosted by Vikena Ytz of Project 42 Running. All paces welcome for fun routes through the neighborhoods of Midtown. Reflective gear and a headlamp are recommended. Stay afterwards for a beer, craft cocktails and delicious food. Feel free to chat with Vikena about her training programs. Every Monday, 6 p.m., Jarfly, 1358 13th Street, Columbus

HCCMS Baseball 5K Run/Walk

Come join the fun at our first annual 5K run/walk at the beautiful Turntime Farms in Ellersie. Georgia. This 5K run/walk is for all ages! Proceeds from this event will benefit the Harris County Carver Middle School’s baseball team. Saturday, January 11, 9 – 12 p.m, Turntime Farms, 150 Mayo Road, Ellerslie

Dance Lessons

Let’s Dance Y ’all of Columbus host dance lessons every Monday. Country Line lesson begins at 6 p.m. and ballroom at 7 p.m. Cost is $5 per person; no partner required. Every Monday, 6 - 8 p.m., Hilton Terrace Baptist Church, 2236 Warm Springs Road, Columbus

Know More: Human Trafficking Awareness & Prevention

Please join us as we take you deeper into a common reality. It is estimated that up to 40.3 million people around the world are being trafficked, and sex trafficking is one of the world’s fastest growing criminal industries. We want to not only put a spotlight on this epidemic, but also want to show ways to help prevent this from happening to our loved ones. Demarcus Smith has partnered with Micah’s Promise and Columbus Martial Arts Academy to bring Know More: Human trafficking Awareness & Prevention. This event is for All Females, Middle School and up. Saturday, January 11, 9 a.m. – 2 p.m., Columbus Martial Arts Academy, 1900 Northside Industrial Blvd, Columbus

Tuesday Night Dirt

The Brickyard crew is excited to resume the Tuesday night dirt road riding tradition.

Come ride your own pace (and maybe bring a friend!) and we will all meet up at the end. Every Tues Night. 6:15 – 8:15 p.m., 21 Cutchin Drive, Seale

Lena Start Parenting Class

Free class, free parenting kit, free books and lunch. Lena Start classes help parents and caregivers of infants and toddlers close the talk gap. Together with your class, you’ll explore practical strategies to start more conversations with children. Lena’s engaging curriculum will teach you brain-building talk skills through instructional videos, peergroup sharing, printed resources and self-reflection. Call (706) 321-6322 to register.

Every Wednesday, 11 a.m., South Columbus Public Library, 2034 South Lumpkin Road, Columbus

Cranks & Coffee

Energize your day with a ride and some coffee, join Bruce on a casual (no spandex allowed) morning ride through Uptown and Midtown with a coffee stop at Midtown Coffee. Whether you’re an avid cyclist or a casual cruiser, this is a great ride to start your day and share ideas with like-minded people. Wednesday, January 15, 8 – 10 a.m., Ride On Bikes, 1036 Broadway, Columbus

Wednesday Sunset Group Run

Women’s Basic Pistol

All paces welcome, dogs and strollers, too. Recommended to wear reflective gear and a headlamp. Enjoy a different route every week, a great way to explore Columbus.

Afterwards, meet at Iron Bank Coffee for $2 drafts, coffee or other tasty beverages of your choice. Every Wednesday, 6 p.m. Big Dog Fleet Feet, 1200 Broadway, Columbus

Learn the essential fundamentals to safe gun handling. Start in the classroom then move to the range to practice what you have learned. This is a great class for beginners or for those that need a refresher class. If you need a firearm, no worries. You may rent one from us for a $5 rental fee. We will need to know if you need a firearm in advance.

This is a 2-2.5 hour class for women, taught by women. For more information, please call: Pilar Cobb 706.289.7736. Saturday, January 18, 9 – 11:30 a.m., BSafe 365, 3601 Hilton Ave Suite #118, Columbus

LGBT Diversity and Support Group

Colgay Pride and Counseling Solutions of Columbus bring specialized individual and group counseling for transgender, gay and lesbian Columbusites and their friends and family.

Every Thursday, 7 p.m., Corporate Center of Columbus, 233 12th Street, Columbus

MLK 5K - Dream, Hope, Run

Destination: 100 - Group Ride

Come run this FAST 5K point to point race starting at the MLK YMCA and ending at the Liberty Theater. This is the fourth race of the Columbus Roadrunners Winter Series. Early Packet Pick Up: Big Dog Fleet Feet at 12 11th St in downtown Columbus. Friday, January 17, from 3-6 p.m. More info Contact: rl@bigdogfleetfeet. com. Saturday, January 18, 9 – 11 a.m., 813 8th Ave, Columbus

Yoga for All: a donation-based class

Body Evolution is partnering up with Animal Ark Rescue for our first ever Mutt Strut!.

It’s no secret that pets can improve your mental and physical well-being. Looking for a fun way to get fit and kick your New Year’s resolution into high gear? Come on out and Strut your mutt! This event is open to the public, so invite your friends and family.

Saturday, January 18, 10 – 1 p.m., Body Evolution, 4209 Milgen Road, Columbus

Saturday Sunrise Pancake Breakfast

This sunrise group run is an invigorating way to start the day, explore Columbus and watch the sunrise. All paces welcome. Stay after for pancakes, then head to Iron Bank for some coffee. Every Saturday, 6 a.m., Big Dog Fleet Feet, 1200 Broadway, Columbus

Mutt Strutt 5K

The start of the official Destination:100 group rides.These are designed to build into the century and will gradually increase in distance and incorporate some training efforts. We will try to mix up the routes every week to keep them interesting.These are designed to be friendly No Drop rides, everyone is welcome, and are always free to attend. Every Saturday, 7:30 a.m., Ride On Bikes, 1036 Broadway, Columbus

The Philosophy of Yoga

This is a drop-in class designed for all. No matter your yoga experience, your background, your history. Whether you are a current RFY member, old member, or have never stepped into a yoga studio. All walks of life are encouraged to join. Class is one hour and designed for all levels. A $5 cash only donation is appreciated, but not required. Please wear comfortable, breathable clothing that you can easily move in.

Every Saturday, 11 a.m. River Flow Yoga and Wellness, 6801 River Road, Columbus

In this workshop, we will move beyond the Asana by diving into the rich philosophy of this ancient practice. The yoga poses are only one tiny piece of the vast puzzle of living a whole and full life. Alee will guide you through the wisdom of LIVING a yogic life by offering the wisdom of the guiding principles of connected living. You will learn: the 5 yamas (external ethics). the 5 Niyamas (personal practices). How to incorporate these into our daily lives in a very real and approachable way. There is no movement in class, but dress comfortably. Sunday, January 19, 2 – 4 p.m., River Flow Yoga and Wellness, 6801 River Rd #403, Columbus

Sweetland On Ice ‘19 - ‘20

Featuring a 5,500 square foot covered outdoor ice rink, skating helpers for beginners, seated area with fire pits, and tasty snacks from our concession area. Our season will run Sunday, January 5, - February 17, noon – 9 p.m. Sweetland On Ice, 110 Smith Street, LaGrange

Muscogee Roller Girls Fresh Meat Bootcamps

2020 will be the year that you give back to yourself and become more than you ever imagined with the Muscogee Roller Girls. This event is Free. Boot Camp is $60 for 6 weeks of skater training to prepare you to pass assessments and become a member of the league. Please be prepared to pay that day, we take cash, check or card. Go to our facebook page for more information. Roller derby is a great way to get and stay in shape. Thursday, January 23, 7 – 9 p.m., Skate Station - Muscogee Roller Girls, 1600 N. Railroad St, Phenix City

Patton Recreation Area Opening

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New Moon Ceremony

2020’s First New Moon will lie in the wise and rebellious air-sign of Aquarius, asking us to question and awaken to our deepest truths. Join Alee Morrison Link for an evening of ceremony & ritual, receive specifics on this Aquarius New Moon, and end the evening with a dreamy Sound Bath. Friday, January 24, 6 – 8 p.m., River Flow Yoga and Wellness, 6801 River Rd #403, Columbus

Bully Guard Self Defense Class

Join Senior Master Bishop as she teaches kids from ages 6-12 years old how to handle the tough situations they might face in school, and out and about. Scenarios and wording are all age appropriate and friendly. This class is free and open to all students, and the public. If you have any questions please reach out to us by FB messenger or phone at 706-221-7157. We look forward to seeing everyone. Saturday, January 25, noon – 2 p.m., Bishop’s Tae Kwon Do Plus Academy, 5828 Moon Road, Columbus

The Promise of Hope & Healing

Micah’s Promise is excited to present this year’s speaker, Craig, and Fred. This duo has faced war zones, reintegration, and the issues that arise from Post-Traumatic Stress. Sharing their story of hope, resilience, and optimism has inspired many to believe in the ability to overcome. For more information about Craig and Fred, please visit their website: www.fredtheafghan.com. Tuesday, January 28, 11:30 a.m. – 3 p.m., St Luke Ministry Center, 301 11th St, Columbus

Want to see your event listed here? Email events@thelocalcolumbus.com

Lee Rocker of the Stray Cats TO PE RFOR M AT RIVERCENTER

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assist Lee Rocker of The Stray Cats will rock the RiverCenter with his own band on Thursday, January 16 at 7:30 PM. Lee Rocker made his mark singing, playing, standing on, spinning and rocking his giant upright bass as a founding member (along with Brian Setzer and Slim Jim Phantom), of the Grammynominated music group The Stray Cats, who sold over 10 million albums, garnered 23 gold and platinum certified records and were music video pioneers of MTV. The Stray Cats’ worldwide mega hits “Stray Cat Strut,” “Sexy and Seventeen” and “Rock this Town” have become a part of the fabric of rock and roll.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has included “Rock this Town” as one of the 500 most important songs in rock.

Lee Rocker has been consistently touring, recording and performing around the globe since 1980 and has cultivated a fanatically loyal following of rockers, rebels and all types of music lovers.

He is known for making his upright double bass appear as if it were a lightweight instrument as he spins, throws it in the air, catches and plays it on stages throughout the world.

From the cover of Rolling Stone magazine to appearing on Saturday Night Live, Rocker has done it all including touring with the Rolling Stones and performed with George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Willie Nelson, Leon Russell and John Fogerty. In 2012, Rocker appeared on Broadway in the hit musical “Million Dollar Quartet” and

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in 2014 was inducted into the Bass Player Hall of Fame.

Rocker has received numerous honors for his contributions to music and the arts, including induction into the Rockabilly Hall of Fame, The Long Island Music Hall of Fame and is a recipient of the Visionary Artist Award by the City of Laguna Beach California.

Rocker’s concert show, which he performs with band mates Buzz Campbell (guitar/ backing vocals), Joey Eights (keys/harmonica/backing vocals) and Larry Mitchell (drums), is a time for him to tell stories about his days on the road and in the music business for the past 35 years.

“We couldn’t be more excited to get 2020 started with this solo appearance of Lee Rocker,” said RiverCenter Executive Director Norman Easterbrook. “Lee is a oneof-a-kind original of the great American rock and roll tradition. As the bass player for The Stray Cats, Lee was at the heart of the genesis of this music. His sheer joy of performing hits made famous

by The Stray Cats and other greats of rock and roll can be seen in his high energy antics on stage for a performance that is truly all about that bass!”

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Whiskey and comedy horror films seem the perfect combination while sitting inside the home of John Houzer -- alongside figurines, vintage posters, and anything else you could imagine would be inside the abode of such a cinematic enthusiast.

Film for John isn’t just momentary amusement; it’s one of the strongest passions I’ve found someone to have. That passion is shining a light within the city of Columbus and it only seems to be getting brighter and brighter.

If you haven’t heard the name John Houzer, stay in Columbus a little longer, you will.

Chances are you’ve already seen some of his work and didn’t realize it. John has worked on quite a few of the commercials you see on TV and more on social media. He’s revered locally for his graphic design work, videography, video editing, smooth movie lines, style, interesting podcast responses and coverage of our growing local talent. One of my all time favorites was when he spliced a video of himself doing an interview with DJ Khalid. Look for it on youtube. You will laugh.

“The content I release I try my best to make as universal as possible,” Houzer said. “My content tends to be very local and Columbus based.

I do this all in the way I view as not being disrespectful to the city.”

A few months ago, Houzer made a fake ad for a Columbusbranded White Claw drink.

Although many friends found it funny, he said some people “left negative comments. “ But Houzer sees this as an opportunity to keep a positive attitude on the future of Columbus.

“Our city is so much more,” he said. ”It’s odd and humbling when you see others excited about what you love to do. The fact that people acknowledge it in a good way is nice and it’s also weird at the same time because these are all things that I just find personal joy in.

But I do feel once I put my ideas out there that I find cool for myself, it seems to hold a connection with people.”

“For the longest this has been a love of mine. Watching movies, making videos, listening to commentary, watching b-roll, I enjoy embedding myself in these things. I don’t classify myself as the best but I’ve studied enough to know what works. When a new client approaches me and tells me what they want, I read the vibe of the establishment and then begin the process. By the time the meeting is over, I’ve already thought of a reference and how I will edit the final product.”

Following more whiskey, more laughs and more passionate rants on how Pam Grier and Blade are not appreciated enough, we make our way back to Houzer’s childhood.

“My granddad used to pick me up from school and he had a friend that owned an independent film rental company. Every time he would pick me up from school we would always go to that store. I could rent as much as I wanted. My grandfather was a movie nerd and placing me into that atmosphere impacted me. My collection is me emulating what I saw from him. I would go to church with my grandma and I would draw during the programs. Media, movies, content has always been what my life has been involved around.”

John takes a long pause, captivated by the TV screen. He sips whiskey without breaking his connection with the television.“If the opportunity presents itself tomorrow I’m dropping everything to do this,” he says with a slight smile.There’s nothing else that I want to do. I had a rough patch mentally earlier this year simply off of the concept of ‘what if?’ What if I don’t get close to my dreams because I’m not good enough to become a filmmaker?

When film began to arrive in Columbus I had a bitterness, slightly. Seeing what film within the city has done so far is insane to me. I knew I had to get my foot in the community with this passion” his face lights back up as he’s going through his movie

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selection and stops on “Carrie,” the Stephen King flick about a teen girl with supernatural powers.

“I love Carrie. Thinking you are alone and the odd one out...Carrie is crazy. I have my own remake in my mind. Movies are therapy.

Movies can help.” Watch the movie. I hate how we still have people that will miss out on a film they have curiosity about simply because other people told them not to watch it.“ Houzer gets up and leaves the room, still talking. “I can show you how this has been a goal since I was a kid. People were in the space already and I saw no way in. I was feeling left out of the possible explosion of the scene thriving in the city.

One morning you look yourself in the mirror and question if it’s actually because of your talent not being up to standards. I couldn’t get a job or any calls from anybody. If I’m not good then what is this for?”

The tone of his voice shifts, revealing the slight pain from this period of self doubt.

He walks back with a bin he’s holding like a treasure for nobody else to get their hands on.

“I created through that depression. My girlfriend, my friends, they supported me in this time but I had to create through this.

Opportunities slowly began to enter my life. To go from the idea of thinking I was going to miss the bus to being a part of what’s forming in this community to now seeing I have a better chance at making my mark.”

It seems patience was all he needed now that he’s clearly made an impact with local businesses. Commercial after commercial, John just gets better and better.

Finally cracking open the bin he’s been covering, he begins to pull out old high school newspapers, filled with film reviews from the mind of a young Houzer.

“I’ve been doing this for so long. Sharing my thoughts, even if nobody reads them, was something I loved to do.”

As for the future? Houzer says he wants to grow his personal platform, Seven Zero Six, into something truly special to the community.

“I’m from Columbus and I want everyone to see the beauty I see in this community. The talent here deserves to be focused on. Success can be found everywhere. Columbus is a place I hold dear to my heart. If I ever do leave, you know I won’t be buying any high horse tickets, I will always love my hometown.”

Learn more about John “Houzer” and his many projects and content including: Seven Zero Six and Film Scouts by visiting: johnhouzer.com and on youtube.com - John Houzer.u

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age, or anything like that. We need you. We are gearing up for 2020 to be a real good year,” he said.

That’s not all, though. River City Casting also provides an “Actor’s Playground” acting course and workshop, Groundworks Acting class, led by Cunningham, which is designed for beginning actors to experts.

“You get to play, you get to set up scenes, do vocal work, body workups, improv, everything. Actors, let’s just come and play, and keep our muscles going. Enjoy the

Wanna be in Film?

R iv e r C i t y C asti n g C o m pan y i s here t o Hel p You “Get Sc ene” hink back on all the movies and shows you’ve T watched over the years, the family films you enjoyed as a kid, the shows you fell in love with, the blockbusters

you saw in the theatre. Have you ever wanted, even a little bit, to be a part of the magic? There’s never been a better time right here in the Valley than now -- and River City Casting is here to help you find yours .

River City Casting is a partnership between Ginger Steele, Stacy Cunningham and Dave Nahley. Steele is a local film advocate who has worked on many productions

By Scott Berson

People need to know how easy and available this is if you’ve ever thought about getting started,” Steele said.

All you do is fill out a simple form on their website to be entered into a local database, then movie producers can use it to quickly find local background actors, extras, and speaking roles for the upcoming project. It’s completely free to sign up and you’re instantly listed. When a new production comes into town and is looking for actors and extras, they can reach out to River City Casting, and River City Casting will notify the people in their database for upcoming projects.

“Before [River City] it was very haphazard,” Nahley said. “Film makers would post on social media or Craigslist, and there are a few casting companies in Atlanta that always post in the Atlanta area.”

River City Casting is exclusively for Columbus and surrounding area.”

“Columbus is primed and ready to take its rightful seat in the multibillion-dollar film industry”, Cunningham said. “There are certain things that need to be in place.

Stacy Cunningham - From The Feature Film The Locker

practice, it’s so much fun and I’m happy to get to bring more of it to our community.”

Cunningham stressed that she wanted to make sure the course was affordable, so she is keeping it at an even $100 per month. “I completely understand what it’s like to be a surviving artist and not want the industry to suck the life out of you,” she said. “Come out and play.”

If you’re still on the fence about getting started, Cunningham has one simple question.

“Why not?” she says. “Haven’t you ever just wanted to play pretend and live in fun, imaginary circumstances?

Film is such a fun way to do that. It gives you experience, it gives you discipline; it gives you the ability to play

Dave Nahley , Ginger Steele & Stacy Cunningham

over the past few years and was recently featured back in our November issue, while Cunningham has more than 25 years of experience as an actor, director, screenwriter, producer and more. The two met while working on the set of “Things Don’t Stay Fixed” a locally produced feature film, directed by our own Bo Bartlett, produced

by Stacy Cunningham, and executive produced by Betsy Eby. Ginger Steele was the Key Production Assistant on Groundworks Acting Class

Ginger Steele, At Work On A Set

On The Set Of Things Don’t Stay Fixed

the project. Nahley rounds out the team as a longtime expert in marketing, local broadcast and advertising who has also worked as an extra and background actor on productions and sets such as Stranger Things, Just Mercy, The Hate You Give and more.

“In the film industry there’s a lot of hidden talent here in Columbus and we want to help showcase that.

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One of those things is an absolute legitimate casting office, which is why I was so eager to jump on board and be a member of this team.”

Cunningham, Nahley and Steele all want to make sure that the movie producers and local citizens can take advantage of the great opportunities here in Columbus.

“It’s in their best interests to use local when they can.

They save money,” Steele said of production companies.

It also means there are more and more great opportunities for people who want to participate in the movie making process.

“Creatively it’s a lot of fun, and rewarding,” Steele said. “Being able to network with people in the film industry could open many unexpected doors.”

Nahley said River City Casting needs people of all types. “It doesn’t matter what you look like, how tall or short you are. We don’t care about how you look or your 16

other characters. There’s nothing stopping you. Let your imagination run wild.”

You can find out more about River City Casting (or just go ahead and sign up) by visiting rivercitycasting. com, make sure to like their page on Facebook, where extra opportunities for casting are often posted. One more thing -- keep an eye on the Columbus GA Film Resource Database at cofisga.com. Ginger Steele’s next project will gather all film resources for the Valley under one roof. Location scouting? Crewing? Vending? You can find it all on cofisga.com.u

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Click, Clack, Type

For ages 4-6. Meet the “home keys” before you meet “homework. We’ll learn keyboard skills for the computer.

For more information please call (706) 243- 2782 or email mlt@cvlga.org. Saturday, January 18, 10 – 11 a.m., Mildred L. Terry Public Library, 640 Veterans Pkwy, Columbus

The Columbus Weight Loss EXPO Family Storytime

We love families that read together. Join us for this program dedicated to families with young children (birth to 5 years) as we sing, play games, and most importantly, read great stories aloud. Every Monday, 10:30 a.m., South Columbus Public Library, 2034 South Lumpkin Road, Columbus

Trivia at The Tap

Every Monday, 9:30 p.m., The Tap, 1024 Broadway, Columbus

Trivia at Billiards

Every Tuesday, 8 & 11 p.m., Billiards on Broad, 1111 Broadway, Columbus

Bingo Night at Wicked Hen

Every Tuesday, 7 - 10 p.m., Wicked Hen, 1350 13th Street, Columbus

Chess: Unplug from the Computer for Chess’s Sake

Chess imitates life. Watch the moves you make. Learn winning strategies for chess and life from encouraging community mentors. Every Tuesday, 4:30 p.m., Mildred L. Terry Public Library, 640 Veterans Parkway, Columbus

Free GED Classes

Do you wish you had your high school diploma? Let Columbus Technical College staff help you earn your GED in free, convenient afternoon classes. Don’t put your future on hold. Call (706) 243-2782 to get started.

Every Tuesday and Thursday, 3 - 6 p.m., Mildred L. Terry Public Library, 640 Veterans Parkway, Columbus

Preschool Storytime

Let’s start getting ready for preschool. In this storytime, we will develop literacy skills by reading books aloud, reciting rhymes together, playing games, singing songs and more. Every Wednesday, 10:30 a.m., Mildred L. Terry Public Library, 640 Veterans Parkway, Columbus

ASL: Family Sign Language

This is an introduction and opportunity to learn and practice basic signs and sentences. The goal is to become comfortable with American Sign Language and explore new ways to make friends. Every Wednesday, 4 p.m., Mildred L. Terry Public Library, 640 Veterans Parkway, Columbus

Music ‘N Motion

During this structured play time, children will be encouraged to explore music through songs, puppets, books, creative movement and physical activities. Connect and socialize with other families while helping your little ones build early literacy skills through music and play.

Every Friday, 10:30 a.m., Columbus Public Library, 3000 Macon Road, Columbus

Genealogy Documentary Film Series

Join us Thursday afternoons for a documentary film series centered on a genealogy and local history theme. Topics include: Appalachia; DNA; and African American Lives.

Call 706-243-2681 for each week’s film title. Every Thursday, 4 p.m., Columbus Public Library, 3000 Macon Road, Columbus

Market Days on Broadway

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The Market features many local and organic farmers selling produce, along with soap vendors, home goods, jewelry vendors, and baked goods. Our friends from local shelters and animal rescue groups can be found in the median of Broadway. For questions, call the Uptown office at 706.596.0111. Every Saturday morning, 9am - Noon in the 900, 1000, 1100, & 1200 blocks of Broadway, Columbus

Motors and Mouths Monthly Car Meet

There’s a weight loss solution for everybody. Join us at the Columbus Convention and Trade Center to see allthings-weight-loss at this massive event. There will be celebrity guest Michael P. Grego presenting live on stage along with bestselling author Kevin Grego cooking from his famous Ketogenic Results book. Don’t miss our live Doctors STEM CELL talk, Fitness Experts, Dietitians and set aside some fun discovery time too. Many options available for men, women and children to lose that unwanted weight. Saturday, January 18, 10 a.m. – 5 p.m., Convention & Trade Center, 801 Front Ave, Columbus

Cosmic Blacklight Archery

This is a casual meeting for all makes and models. No awards or trophies just a family friendly atmosphere of cars, trucks, motorcycles or whatever moves you.

Held the 2nd Sunday of every month. facebook.com/ motorsandmouths. 8 - 11 a.m. Hosted by Carnoisseur Detail Studio in the Windsor Village Shopping Center, 3885 Miller Road, Columbus

Stationary, target archery shooting adventure. We provide all equipment and instruction. $12 ages 8-adult. Pay and pre-register a Park Office or correct cash on-site. Event will be held at Large Group Camp near Horse Stables behind Lake Franklin Event Center. Follow signs. $5 parking pass is needed. Sunday, January 19, 6:30 – 7:30 p.m., Franklin D. Roosevelt State Park 2970 GA Highway 190, Pine Mountain

With loads of vendors, you’ll find everything you need to plan the wedding of your dreams. Fashion show and aisle upon aisle of exhibits by the area’s leading wedding professionals. Many exhibitors will be offering demonstrations, samples and money-saving show specials. Plus, you will have the chance to WIN Great Gifts and Prizes. Only $7 entry. Sunday, January 5, 12:30 – 3:30 p.m., Columbus, Georgia Convention & Trade Center, 801 Front Ave, Columbus

The second official and highly requested TONYTalks forum is happening at the beautiful Cafe Motif. Tony’s inviting you to this super exclusive live interview with owner Jaime Alejandro Arraya and head chef Jesh Perez of Cafe Motif in Old Town. If you’re an entrepreneur or small business owner, you’re not going to want to miss this. R.S.V.P at: tonyartistpettis@gmail.com. 10$ admission fee. Saturday, January 25th, 5:00 - 7:00 p.m., Café Motif, 3540 Massee Lane Suite D, Columbus

Wedding Extravaganza

Harry Potter Night

Take Platform 9 3/4 to a Hogwarts satellite campus - Mildred L. Terry Public Library. Costumes are encouraged. Muggles are always welcome. For more information please call (706) 243- 2782 or email mlt@ cvlga.org. Tuesday, January 7 & Tuesday February 4, 6:30 – 9:30 p.m., Mildred L. Terry Public Library, 640 Veterans Pkwy, Columbus

2020 YP Annual Kickoff

Come see why the Columbus Georgia Young Professionals program is one of the most relevant programs in the Region. Join YP. Thursday, January 9, 5:30 - 9 p.m., The Bibb Mill, 3715 1st Ave, Columbus

Columbus Tattoo EXPO

Tattoo Frontier invades Columbus, GA for the Columbus Tattoo Expo. Over 100 world class tattoo artists, tons of amazing vendors ranging from fine artists to clothing designers, and entertainment for the whole family to enjoy. Friday, Jan 10, 10 a.m. – Jan 12, 8 p.m., Convention & Trade Center, 801 Front Ave, Columbus

Free Swamp Fox Tattoo

Join us at Black Lotus Tattoo Gallery. The first 20 people get a Free Swamp Fox tattoo, the next 40 people can get the same tattoo for only $20. You don’t want to miss this. Sunday, January 12, 10 – 5 p.m., Black Lotus Tattoo Gallery, 7401 Fortson Rd, Ste B, Columbus,

How Deep is Your Bench 2020

This program is designed to help develop your front-line, emerging and first-time leaders so they’re ready when you need them! This 10-session program covers sessions to promote self-awareness, take responsibility for actions and be what a leader should be. Friday, January 17, 8:30 – 12 p.m., Leadership Institute at Columbus State University, 3100 Gentian Blvd, Columbus 18

TONYtalks: Cafe Convos with Cafe Motif

Vendor Night at River Oak Boutique

River Oak is clearing out the store to give small businesses a night to shine and show off their products.

With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, buying gifts can be stressful what better time to support local businesses. Come in and see what each vendor has to offer. There will be door prizes, drinks, and horderves.

Saturday, January 25, 5:30 – 8 p.m., River Oak Boutique, 3500 Massee Lane, Suite C, Columbus

Ball and Parlay Mardi Gras Ball

Featuring NEW CUPID. The Mardi Gras Ball is the kickoff event of Columbus’s Mardi Gras season and will feature a fully Mardi Gras themed venue with, live music, dancing, and a premier Second Line entrance. Saturday, January 25, 8 – 11:59 p.m., Convention & Trade Center, 801 Front Ave, Columbus

National Slavery & Human Trafficking Prevention Month Forum

It’s estimated that internationally there are between 20 million and 40 million people in modern slavery today. In lieu of recent local and national events, it is imperative that we have this conversation. There will be guest panelists, resources and more. Bring your entire family. We hope to see you there. Wednesday, January 29, 5:30 p.m., Columbus Public Library, 3000 Macon Rd, Columbus

Cute As a Bug Craft

Join us as we explore the wonderful world of insects and create a bug-themed craft. Attendees will learn about the butterfly life stages and the importance of butterflies in our natural world. Location: Day Butterfly Center Theater. Free to guests. Saturday, February 1, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m., Callaway Gardens, 17800 US Hwy 27, Pine Mountain

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Please Take Us

By Jennifer A. Sheffield

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How Award-Winning Comedy Is Still Taking Top Bill In The Late Night Columbus’ Scene

“Every comedian believes in their heart that they are nine months away from something amazing happening to them,” said Mike Murphy, who is the co-host of the new “Uptown Originals Open Mic” Mike Murphy comedy show at The Cantina Grill (1030 Broadway) on Tuesday nights.

There is no question, great things are going on in Columbus, and its comedy scene is making big strides.

Buddy Nelms started a circuit of performers on Thursday nights at The Loft (1032 Broadway) 26 years ago that continues today, but audiences can also make a habit of seeing shows five days-per week at venues across Columbus, into Auburn and Montgomery. “We get about 100 people out to all our shows per week,” says Murphy.

Veteran comics like Jerry Farber have also returned to entertain local crowds. Farber came back after 60 years on Jerry Farber

the road and running his club at the Landmark Diner in Atlanta, called Jerry Farber’s Side Door. It is now called the Punchline Comedy Club.

“You have to be a street fighter if you plan to make a living telling jokes,” said Farber. “When I was in my 20’s, I couldn’t wait to tell a dirty joke, but comedy is not just that, it’s an attitude.”

Columbus is also supporting the careers of rising stars, such as NO SHAME Theatre favorite, James Etchison, who was recently named a finalist for The Martin StandUp Comedy Grant, worth $10,000. “Regardless of winning,” he said, “It is validation that we’re doing James Etchison something that’s worth by Betty Windsor LocaL

something, and it makes me want to do more.”

Comedians here agree that any competition is not about egos, but rather about boosting self-esteem. “There’s no up-and-coming field,” says Murphy. “If you show up, you are in.”

Nicole Sanders, host of Monday night comedy at Opelika’s Irish Bred Pub, says, “Time in the field, is something that is valued in Nicole Sanders comedy; it pays back what you give.”

Part of that payback comes from the connections the performers make with the audience.

“Our goal with, “Up Close and Funny” at Lemongrass Thai & Sushi (2939 Wynnton Rd.) on Wednesdays, is to show that comedy is a two-member art form that the audience is part of,” Farber said.

Live comedy, according to Nelms, is “a moving target.”

He says the audiences haven’t changed, but the comedy is more consistent. “It’s who enjoys that art coming out, no matter where they’re from, and people come back ten years later and there’s something here for them.”

Farber said, “The comedy scene today is really electric, and the arts, eats, and people, of Columbus, are totally, alive.” Nelms, who has known Farber over 30 years, says he loves the industry, the bars and restaurants, but mostly likes people enjoying themselves.

Jerry wants to “light people up”, he said. “It’s not all about the ‘shock Jerry Farber factor.’ Rather, being part of a loving community. That’s why it has survived.

It’s challenging, but not for everybody.

The right comedy leaves something to the imagination and that’s new territory for people, plus dealing with what’s vulgar what’s not, depending on who is in the room.”

There have been some dust-ups this year, but Farber says it’s all part of taking a risk. “You can’t conduct anyone’s uptightness because it may be just sheer old class and civility. Comedy is an honorable profession,” he says, 20

“and hopefully, that discomfort will push this in a good direction, because you can’t accept anything new if you don’t put yourself out there.”

“The show is important,” said Nelms, “But it is creature comforts that sustain it.”

“There’s more stuff happening here than just drinking and football. Comedy doesn’t fit better than before; it’s just that if one thing happens the next becomes easier.,” Etchison said.

“There is always going to be laughter, but Columbus has to let the parachute open,” Farber mused. “If comedians do the same, we will continue to do better.”

Comedy shows are held, at the following venues: Monday at Irish Bred Pub in Opelika; Tuesday at The Cantina Grill; in Uptown; Lemongrass Thai and Sushi, in Midtown; Thurs at the Loft and Fountain City Coffee in “Uptown” Columbus and Friday, at No Shame Theater at the Springer.

“Late Night Showtime – A Comedy Showcase for the Ages” will be held on January 18th at The Cantina and feature Alabama legend Kyle Miner with Columbus’ Reuben Martin and Colquitt’s Dustin Richardson.u

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Up Close & Funny At Lemongrass

Mike Murphy and Brian Luedtke performs as “Norma” on the NO SHAME stage

Jim Quinn & Mike Murphy Photo By Darby High

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Colorful Characters Of The Chattahoochee Westville Blacksmith - Fred Rembert “Under the spreading chestnut tree, the village smithy stands: The smith, a mighty man is he, with large and sinewy hands; and the muscles of his brawny arms are strong as iron bands.”

Although Fred Rembert, blacksmith interpreter at Historic Westville (3557 S Lumpkin Rd.), may not have muscles like Charles Atlas and there is nary a spreading chestnut outside his blacksmith shop, he cuts an imposing figure when he is forcing a hardheaded piece of iron to bend to his wishes. The words of Longfellow’s poem instantly came to mind.

A blacksmith is actually a “metalsmith” - a person who works with steel or wrought iron to produce everything from gates and grills to agricultural implements and even weapons. At Westville, Fred shows how things were crafted from metal in the late 1800s.

He was born into a large family in Stewart county and remembers those childhood days with a sparkle in his eye - picking blackberries to sell, running through the woods, making forts. He quickly became adept at the chores required in living off the land, and these experiences would serve him well when he started working for Westville some 50 years ago.

He got a job one summer in a CETA program (Comprehensive Employment and Training Act), signed into law by President Nixon 1973. The program trained workers and provided them with employment in public service. At first he did odd jobs like cutting brush and helping out here and there. He also learned basket weaving and woodworking, and then he saw a blacksmith work his magic with metal, that’s when he knew he had found his place in life. He started out by making a simple hook, then candle holders, and soon he was making more complex items.

Blacksmith work is called “forging and is used to shape metals by heating them and hammering them into a desired shape. There are basically seven operations involved: Drawing down, shrinking, bending, upsetting, swaging, punching and forge welding. These require at a minimum a very hot fire, tongs, a hammer and an anvil, but other techniques and tools are also used. In the forge, a fire is started LocaL

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with straw or kindling and then coal or coke is added.

A large set of billows stokes the fire with air until the right temperature is achieved. The metal to be worked begins to glow a dull red and as the heat increases the color ranges through oranges and yellows. Fred’s forge can reach temperatures of up to 2,400 degrees!

In the period in history that Westville represents, the blacksmith was an important person since everything had to be made by hand. Wagon wheels, farm implements, chains, brackets and tools had to be forged from steel. A very necessary item was a simple iron hook, which was used for many things in the home and on the farm. Fred loves his job because working with his hands is so satisfying and also peaceful. He likes living in the 1850s.

Fred is a kind and gentle fellow and instantly likable. I have watched him at work as visitors came by and he quickly charmed them, especially the little kids. He really likes children and told me some of the funny things they have said.

“They notice everything,” he said. “I see a KFC cup under the table. Did they have KFC back then?”

One kid said “Goodbye Mr. Will Smith… I mean

Mr. Blacksmith.” One of his favorite quotes is “Mister Fred Samford. Did you used to be on TV?” He has also had some quirky comments from older visitors like “Can you touch the fire?”

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of the ladies involved with WILD, and to bring a gal pal that might be interested in joining us. Wednesday, February 5, 5 – 8 p.m., Jarfly, 1358 13th Street, Columbus

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$5 Spaghetti at Mr. Ed’s On Broadway

Just stop by Mr. Ed’s on Broadway and get a great plate of Spaghetti lunch or dinner for just $5. Make sure to tell em the LocaL sent ya. Every day in January, Mr. Ed’s Italian Bistro, 1207 Broadway, Columbus

Half Priced Wine @ Houlihan’s

Every Tuesday, all day, Houlihan’s, 800 Front Avenue, Columbus

Pizza & Beer Special @ Cannon Brew Pub

Get 2 beers and a specialty pizza for just $15. Every Tuesday, 10 a.m. – 10 p.m., The Cannon Brew Pub, 1041 Broadway, Columbus

Tuesday Date Night @ Buckhead Steak and Wine

Enjoy a bottle of wine (Red or White), an appetizer, salads, two select menu entrees and a special dessert all for only $60. Call (706) 571-9995 for reservations. Must be you plus one and is dine in only.

Every Tuesday, 5 p.m., Buckhead Steak and Wine, 5010 Armour Road, Columbus

Wine Wednesday’s @ Buckhead Steak and Wine

½ off Bottles of Wine, comes with a free appetizer (ask your server for details). Every Wednesday night, Buckhead Steak and Wine, 5010 Armour Road, Columbus

Beer Yoga

Grab your mats and wet your whistle. Chattabrewchee moves the furniture out of the way to host an hour-long yoga class every Wednesday night. Drink before during and after if you wish.

Chattabrewchee Southern Brewhouse, 1301 6th Ave, Columbus

Uptown Happy Hour

Two hours, three restaurants and bars, featuring appetizers and signature drinks. Fun for everyone ages 21 and up. Hosted by Columbus Eats Food Tours. Every Friday, 5:30 p.m., The Black Cow, 115 12th Street, Columbus

Weekend Brunch @ Bare Roots Farmacy

See why Columbus locals call our brunch one of the best in town. Saturdays from 10 am - 3pm and Sundays from 10 am - 3 p.m., Bare Roots Farmacy, 105 12th Street, Columbus

Brunch at Buckhead Steak and Wine

If you’re going to do it, do it right. Brunch starts at 11a - 2:30 p.m., Every Sunday, Buckhead Steak and Wine, 5010 Armour Road, Columbus

Bites of Uptown Food Tour

You’ll stroll through the beautiful tree-lined streets of Uptown Columbus. You’ll stop at five to six local eateries to sample some of the best food this town has to offer. You’ll leave satisfied, educated, and entertained. Every Saturday, 11 a.m., My Boulange, 111 12th Street, Columbus

All Day Happy Hour

Every Sunday, 10 a.m., Houlihans, 800 Front Avenue, Columbus

Wine Down Wednesdays

Join us for a mid-week ‘wine down’ every 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month, featuring happy hour drink specials, guest artists, networking opportunities and so much more. DJ Gio has the soundtrack for the evening. Hosted by Solow. $5 cover. Food available for purchase. Starts at 7:00 p.m., The Compound Event Center, 4261 Macon Road, Columbus

Mom’s Night Out at El Carrizo

Hey Moms of children with Down syndrome. We are super excited to start Mom’s Night Out again.

Please feel free to share this with fellow Mamas of kiddos with Down syndrome in the area. The more the merrier. We look forward to seeing all of you. Friday, January 10, 6:30 p.m., El Carrizo Mexican, 6575 Whittlesey Blvd, Columbus

A Night in Singapore

This is a Black Tie evening. Much like a Night in Monte Carlo, but with a fabulous eastern flare.

Historic Columbus will once again transform the Country Club of Columbus and create and evening you will not soon forget. Tickets: $150 per person and Sponsorship Packages Available Includes food, drinks and games (Blackjack, Roulette, Craps, and Poker). Raffle- You do not have to be present to win.

Raffle tickets can be purchased at the event. From your winnings you will also have an opportunity to purchase additional raffle tickets for your chance to win one of several incredible prizes. For a memorable night, reserve your VIP Box today from the High Roller Sponsorship Package of your choice. Friday, January 31, 7– 11 p.m., The Country Club of Columbus, 2610 Cherokee Ave, Columbus

WILD Social Night - drinks?

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By Lily Hall Lily G the SweatQueen

ey friends. I was absent for a couple months so I could go off and get married!

H I’m back and ready to hit you with some truth just in time for the new year and those fabulous new resolutions.

Some people are resolutioners, other people (like myself ) are regular opportunists. I see every week as a fresh start. I’m the kind of person who switches things up regularly. Weekly goals, new mindsets, flipped priorities, etc. Other people fall into a regular routine and have a harder time switching things up - which is completely normal.

We’re in a new decade now, people. This is the new beginning of all beginnings. Even I am starting off on a new foot this year because why the heck not? An opportunity to better ourselves and turn over a new leaf- let’s do it.

With this new season of life, there’s a few things I want us to start applying to our day-to-day.

1. Not everyone is a professional. I’m referring mostly to the diet and fitness culture on this one, but if we’re being honest, it applies to everything. Please remember our bodies are INCREDIBLE machines. Every single one is different. So many factors play into diets and how they work for us.

Hormones, metabolism, overall health, composition, medical history, etc. Because a diet or type of exercise transformed your neighbor Karen into a fitness model, doesn’t mean it will work for you. Do research. Consult with a professional. Period.

2. How about we just stop dieting? I know this seems like crazy talk when discussing weight loss and new year resolutions, but that’s just it. We don’t want to start a diet for a new year resolution, eventually stop the diet, and then lose all of our progress, ya know? Let’s start learning BALANCE. Being able to find genuine nutritious foods and create a clean, healthy diet will carry you through life living much happier and much healthier. This allows more flexibility and consistent change and maintenance.

3. Just move! Maybe we don’t stress so hard about how much we’re moving or what we’re doing, as much as we just make sure we are staying active in one way or another. We don’t have to jump in to seven-mile runs or 200lb squats. Walk around your block. Try one new exercise a week. Baby steps.

That’s how lifestyles are created.

4. Enjoy it. So much of fitness stems from unhappiness, and that’s what I want to change. I don’t want you to exercise because you hate your body. I want you exercising because you love it. We are so fortunate to have working limbs, hearts, brains, and lungs to go about our life. We aren’t getting a second chance at this life, so let’s take care of the one we have. Have fun with fitness. Enjoy your active body. Find power in creating a stronger version of yourself. This one is yours.

I would love for us to take this new year as an opportunity to start a new relationship with ourselves and our health. I’m kicking off a 30 day challenge to kickstart my body, get rid of toxins, heal my gut a bit, and just generally give myself a “fresh start.” Even I need that sometimes. If you want to join me, please reach out and I am always happy to help. I hope that we all have a healthy, happy, wealthy, powerful, and safe New Year. Cheers!u Lilygfit@gmail.com @lilygfit

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any type. We now have our “little life” - the dough.

Through a series of folds and flips (I do 3 in a 1.5 hour period) the bread develops gluten strands. This allows our bread to stay together and helps to develop

Vital Vittles III B r ead of Li f e - PA RT 2 Water. Flour. Yeast. Salt. This is truly all you need to make fantastic bread that’ll make the neighbors jealous.

Let me rephrase that. These are the only ingredients you

need to make fantastic bread. Of course you also need an oven, a baking medium (pan or something to cook the bread on), a covering apparatus (plastic wrap or towel), a container to hold the proofing dough, time, and patience.

With these easy to find items, you will be well on your way to “killing it” in the bread game. Almost.

As we continue this series about bread, I would like to offer every person reading a small bit of advice: whenever you’re making bread, just know, that it’ll never be absolutely perfect. The reason I must stress this is because you can’t get too hung up on small things when making bread. It’s just bread, not rocket surgery. Don’t take it too seriously. There are so many insane variables that go into baking a loaf. Humidity, temperature, gluten-structure, ratios, proofing times, the list goes on and on. It’s really enough to make your head spin. Bread making is about having fun. It’s about taking a few puzzle pieces and giving life to a dough, shaping that life into a loaf, and then baking that life into a loaf of soul-enriching heaven.

To be a god in your kitchen, if only for a few hours.

There really aren’t many things that I enjoy on this earth other than biting into a freshly baked slice of countrystyle crusty bread.

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So what steps do I go through to bake a loaf of bread? Whether I’m at home or in the restaurant, I start with the most important life-giving ingredient on the planet, water. To make good bread, you need good water. The best water to use for bread should have a pH of slightly less than 7, with 7 being the state of “pure water.” This means that your water should be slightly acidic.

Distilled reverse osmosis water is perfect for this as this water has a pH of 5 to 7. Bottled water works as well. I use tap water too, which can have a pH of 6.8 to 7.5. I understand that 7.5 puts us a little over the mark but the temperature of the water can also help with the pH level. Our water temperature should reach a range of 110 degrees to 120 degrees. If the temperature is too hot, it will kill the yeast (our third ingredient), but if it’s too cold, the yeast will develop slowly.

For the second and third ingredients, I mix flour and

yeast first, and then mix the flour/yeast mixture to the water. Through a process called autolyse, I allow the water to fully hydrate the flour and yeast for approximately 10 minutes. This is where your quality of flour comes in. If I use commercial flour, I can still have an adequate loaf of bread, but it’s when you get into the artisan grains that your dough really starts to develop phenomenal flavors.

Ryes, artisan wheats, whole grain flours, rice flour - this is the ingredient that ultimately determines the flavor of your bread. At this point, the yeast is already starting to feed off the sugars in the flour. As for yeast, you should use instant yeast or a starter. Active dry yeast should be dissolved in water first because of the larger granules. If

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that beautiful crumb and smooth surface of the loaf. As the bread proofs in this period, the yeast is eating sugars and giving off gas, causing the dough to grow in size.

Once proofed, the dough is ready for shaping.

My personal favorite shaping method is the “boule shaping method.” After the dough is shaped, it has had quite a workout! Because of this, I let the dough proof a final time to generate more CO2. As the dough doubles in size, I preheat the oven to a very high temperature, between 450 - 500 degrees. High temperature allows for “oven spring” which is a rapid development of CO2 from the yeast’s digestion of those flour sugars. While the oven is preheating, I place a dutch oven or Combo-

cooker into the oven to preheat to the temperature of the oven. It’s almost like an oven within an oven.

When the oven reaches its desired temperature, the dough has doubled in size, it’s time to bake. I remove the dutch oven and dump/turn the dough into it, place the lid on it and place it back in the oven. Since the dough is in an enclosed baking medium, this allows for great amounts of moisture to steam the bread and create that very desirable crunchy, crusty exterior. Halfway through the baking process, remove the lid of the dutch oven and allow the loaf to bake the rest of the time uncovered.

The final time of bake varies but I prefer a dark exterior that produces a nutty, caramel flavor due to the extra

caramelization of the loaf. I pull the loaf and let it rest on a resting rack for 15 minutes.

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would say “I Garontee!” at this point. Pat yourself on the back for a job well-done.

Simple, right? But what about developing more flavors? Next month I’ll discuss making starters and adding other ingredients like fruits, vegetables, and spices to our loaves. As always, feel free to contact me on Facebook or Instagram for recipes or other tips and tricks. Stay tuned. u @adam.icard

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