MARCH 2011 - DITTON/BARMING LOCAL ORACLE

Oracle the local

Month 24: March 2011

Distribution 10,000 homes & businesses

Your monthlY guide to local services in and around

allington, aYlESFoRD, BaRming & Ditton

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Dear Readers We thought we would take this opportunity to thank you all for your kind words, letters and emails congratulating us on our birthday last month. It is so good to hear that you still consider us to be your first port of call when seeking a reliable and trusted tradesperson or service for your use.

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a accountants taxassist accountants 714 london road, larkfield me20 6Bl tel: 0845 5212241 mobile: 07808 896292 contact: gary richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/garyrichards Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises.

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aerials 1st For aerials tel: 01732 361174 mobile: 07515 775 662 new digital aerials multi point systems Full tv installs old aerials dismantled Fully insured all work guaranteed special senior citizen rates Free quotes given all work carried out to a high standard at low prices. the aerial man tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 mobile: 07910 288086 satellite tv in all rooms. new digital aerials.

Free to view channels. no subscription fees. itv2, c5 etc. insurance (storm damage jobs undertaken) special rates for senior citizens. no call out charge. all work and equipment guaranteed.

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Whitebeam audio Visual Services tel: 01732 479039 mobile: 07951 102121 contact: steve Passfield specialist installers of tv aerials, satellite dishes and systems. extra tv points to any rooms. city & guilds trained engineers.

Fully insured.

Free estimates and good advice.

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B Bathrooms Burnhill Kitchens ltd tel: 01732 373517 contact: lynsey Free design & Quotation service on all Bathrooms and Bedrooms.

Full Project management service including building works. sliding glass door systems & fixed doors for bedrooms and wet rooms etc. for Bathrooms. For a free introductory pack on some of our ranges and services offered including customer testimonials call lynsey.

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Creative architectural Design ltd tel: 01732 824354 contact: graham Jones

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control ltd unit 2 albans Farm romford road Pembury Kent tn2 4BB tel: 01892 825522 Fax: 01892 823522 mobile: 07767 326211 contact: stuart munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

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improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & conservatories. extensions & internal alterations. individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations. applications submitted on your behalf. listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

artist Christopher marshall luddesdowne nr meopham tel/Fax: 01474 813434 contact: christopher marshall info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

Building services artisan Developments ltd “the extension specialists” tel: 01622 729424 Fax: 01622 725207 artisandevs@aol.com www.artisandevelopments.com the clean and efficient extension specialists with experience and references in your local area.

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FHD Property Services 3 eden Way Kings hill me19 4gY tel: 01732 870220 mobile: 07767 355563 contact: ray may www.fhdpropertyservices.co.uk extensions - renovations Kitchens and bathrooms ceramic tiling - Painting Fitting of wooden & laminate floors repairs & home maintenance For complete service and guaranteed satisfaction. all work fully insured.

B-C Building services Paul tann ltd tel: 01732 842863 mobile: 07956 313287 07834 810453 contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured. all work guaranteed. established over 20 years.

Business oPPortunitY

C car BodY rePairs Smart Surgeon mobile Car Body Repairs tel: 01732 872614 mobile: 07591 719229 smart_surgeon@yahoo.co.uk Bumper scuffs Key marks/dents scratches cracked plastics repairs on wings and bumpers. have your car repaired on your drive or at work.

car service & rePairs

C carPet cleaning Castle Cleaning tel: 01622 769990 mobile: 07920 840972 contact: dean Baker dean@castle-cleaning.co.uk www.castle-cleaning.co.uk specialist in carpet, upholstery & hard Floor cleaning (sealed Wood, stone, ceramic, terrazzo etc) Patio and driveway cleaning service Powerful truck mounted system carpets dry in 2 hours. spot and stain removal service. no harmful chemicals.

Fully insured and iicrc certified

cleaning - domestic

Utility Warehouse Discount Club authorised Distributor networking marketing Business

autocraft 778 london road larkfield Kent

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tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

tel: 01732 840892 contact: John Podd main@autocraftlarkfield.co.uk

tel: 01622 204717 mobile: 07777 603309 contact: nadine edwards

Book on line and receive annual reminders via text or email at www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk mot’s - servicing & repairs diagnostics air conditioning Body repairs and resprays

domestic cleaning and ironing service.

Weekly, fortnightly and one off.

Free collection & delivery service. competitive rates.

Fully insured. crB checked.

major British Plc is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime.

You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided. call for more information.

c car BodY rePairs the Car Remarket 778 london road, larkfield, Kent tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 all aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs.

Fibreglass and plastic repairs. mot welding. insurance work. call or pop in.

Britannia mot & Repair Centre ltd unit 1, Britannia Business Park mills road, aylesford me20 7nt tel: 01622 718888 contact: Jill crayford info@britmot.co.uk www.britmot.co.uk Family run business offering mot’s and Full mechanical repairs, including servicing, tyre replacement and tracking, air conditioning and diagnostic analysis.

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time For You tel: 01277 263984 mobile: 07590 543848 contact: Kathrine kathrine.branton@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk local cleaners all personally vetted and reference checked.

Friendly, honest and reliable providing a thorough professional cleaning and ironing service. same dedicated cleaner each week. typical rate £9.50ph

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Chatfield Carpentry tel: 01732 871449 mobile: 07985 273773 contact: steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted internal/external doors supplied and fitted. skirting/architraves/solid wood & laminate floors Quality workmanship at competitive prices. over 17 years expereince city and guilds qualified. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

aa Computer Services tel: 01732 848988 mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk complete home and small Business computer and network services. microsoft certified Professional.

From Pc advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) no fix - no fee!

C comPuter suPPort aPC manpower tel: 01732 824511 mobile: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk virus & adware specialist if you think you are infected give us a call.

-dead Pc/ not starting -slow or unresponsive -Wireless & internet setup -virus & spyware removal

C-D counselling

Parrish Painting & Decorating

tel: 01732 842963 mobile: 07921 313966 contact: elaine harvey ekharvey@btinternet.com www.counsellorkent.co.uk

tel: 01622 741606 mobile: 07967 190588 contact: mark

Providing support when you need it most.......

Professional, affordable, flexible services.

KES Computer support

Chameleon Curtains & Blinds

tel: 01622 721000 www.kes.uk.com

tel: 07909 777450 contact: libby King libbyking2003@yahoo.com handmade curtains & blinds city & guilds Qualified. all styles and designs available. a prompt & professional service. very competitive rates offered. references provided. call for a free quote.

SYSK Computer Services tel: 01732 773805 mobile: 07881 836567 info@sysk.co.uk www.sysk.co.uk small Business server specialist.

Whatever your it requirements, we can help. microsoft certified, fully insured. server and Pc maintenance. antivirus solutions, networking and remote access. iPhone and Blackberry integration.

condensation / mould EnviroVent West malling tel: 0845 27 27 807 mobile: 07789 728540 www.envirovent.com Permanent, guaranteed solutions to streaming windows or mould. improve your family’s health & start enjoying your home again and save “perhaps 10%” off your heating bills.

Free surveys.

decorators

Enigma Counselling Services

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computer repairs and upgrades for home and small Business users. virus & spyware removal. internet setup & home networking. how can we help you today?

10% off your first job with this ad.

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For all your decorating needs. a friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured. call for a free, no obligation quote.

douBle glaZing apollo trade Windows 539 loose road maidstone Kent me15 9uQ tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk Windows, doors & conservatories “nobody does it better” (See Colour ad on Page 3) trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works lower road, east Farleigh maidstone Kent me15 0hd tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service.

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decorators gawaine Sutton tel: 01622 863579 mobile: 07979 757662 25 years experience complete decorating service interior & exterior Painting & decorating city & guilds qualified Friendly and reliable service. call for a Free estimate. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

douBle glaZing rePairs SoS Window Works the Bounds, aylesford, Kent, me20 7lZ tel: 01622 206690 mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@tiscali.co.uk double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers. Fensa (See Colour ad on Page 22)

D-E driveWaYs lee & Son Surfacing tel: 01732 529430 mobile: 07979 464231 leeandson@btinternet.com driveway resurfacing and construction, drop kerbs and patios. tree surgery also undertaken.

Please call for an estimate.

education the malling School tel: 01732 840995 www.themallingschool.kent.sch.uk open mornings monday 7th march thursday 10th march monday 14th march (See Colour ad on Page 15)

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E electricians Domestic and Residential Electrical Services tel: 01622 870147 mobile: 07515 159821 email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: home lighting, sockets & switches Full or Part rewire, security & garden lighting, Pat testing , Periodic inspections and inspections for letting Part P approval. naPit approved no call out charge.

Free, friendly and honest advice. no hidden extras.

n g Electric mobile: 07891071768 contact: nick gainsford

F-g Fencing Parkers Fencing & gate automation tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 mobile: 07787 157618 contact: darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk all types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected. gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes. over 18 yrs experience.

Funeral services

ngainsford@btinternet.com www.ngelectric1.co.uk

Doves Funerals 788 london road larkfield Kent me20 6Be

need an electrician? i am fully qualified, insured and ‘Part P’ registered with naPit. all work welcome from additional sockets to full rewires. i guarantee quality workmanship with a punctual and polite service. Please call for a free no obligation quote. (see website for testimonials).

Professional Funeral directors 24 hour service Pre paid funeral plans monumental masonry Floral tributes & mourning stationery horse-drawn hearse & other specialist vehicles available.

PgS Electrical tel: 0800 098 8829 mobile: 07828 977562 pgselectrical@gmail.com inspecting & testing, new installations, Fault finding and rewires. extra sockets/lighting exterior lighting Fully qualified, clean and tidy, all installations inspected, tested and certified to 17th edition wiring regulations. Free quotations.

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tel: 01732 871188 www.dovesfunerals.co.uk

garage doors garage Door associates showroom and head office 18 holborough road, snodland tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoorassociates.co.uk supply and install all makes and styles of garage door. repairs and spares automation diY advice. awnings recommended by Kent trading standards

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Purple arbour – garden Design tel: 01732 355205 mobile: 07801 596726 contact: vanessa Foster-crouch vanessa@purplearbour.com www.purplearbour.com complete design & landscaping service -designs and planting schemes -Ponds and water features -decking and Paving -tree surgery and clearance -trained horticulturalists Free consultations

GARDEN FURNITURE Woodstock garden Furniture the hermitage, hermitage lane maidstone, me16 9nt tel: 01622 727900 www.woodstockworks.co.uk all weather furniture. hardwood furniture.

Benches, gazebos, arbours.

Pots, chimeneas, solar lighting plus much more.

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garden landscaPing the landscapers tel: 01634 850020 mobile: 07711222142 contact: daniel daniel@the-landscapers.co.uk www.the-landscapers.co.uk all aspects of soft and hard landscaping.

From design to installation.

Patios, decking, retaining walls, block paving, turfing, planting & fencing.

Fully insured and qualified.

Free estimates.

Yew tree landscapes larkfield tel: 01732 848179 mobile: 07850 175077 contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk general building work. driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, turfing, decking, Fencing, hard and soft landscaping, garden maintenance.

Free estimates, fully insured. experienced & professional service.

25 years experience.

gPm garden Services ltd tel: 01732 841904 (answerphone) mobile: 07801 440994 contact: Peter roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance grass cutting and hedge cutting lawn treatment garden clearance

g-H granite WorKtoPs Henderstone West malling tel/fax: 01622 747040 mobile: 07809 827635 contact: ryan henderson www.henderstone.co.uk info@henderstone.co.uk Beautiful granite work tops.

Professionally installed at affordable prices. also natural wall and floor coverings. Free site survey.

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garden services V & S garden Services tel: 01732 521224 mobile: 07958 997336 contact: sue or vince all garden maintenance/clearance. hedge cutting/weeding. lawn mowing. Pressure washing patios or driveways. either as a one off job or on a regular basis.

Fully insured & own tools supplied.

Free estimates. very reasonable rates.

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gas & heating services gas appliance Services tel: 01634 241747 contact: ian installations Breakdowns servicing. combi Boiler de-scale gas safe registered. no call out fee.

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(See Colour ad on Page 18) Samsian ltd tel: 01732 821951 contact: dan service@samsian.co.uk www.samsian.co.uk gas appliance, heating service & repair. cookers, Fires, Boilers, Warm air, hot Water, Pumps, timers, radiators etc. competitive, local & reliable (See Colour ad on Page 22) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

hairdressing & BeautY Feathers formerly on the Fringe 1 little market row leybourne West malling Kent tel: 01732 840439 onthefringe@btconnect.com open tuesday - saturday Beauty service also available.

Friendly and personal service.

Free ample parking.

Paul mitchell stockist.

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tis Best House Clearances tel: 01634 242712 (evenings) mobile: 07757 016275 contact: terry info@tisbesthouseclearance.co.uk www.tisbesthouseclearance.co.uk a Professional & Friendly service tailored to your needs. Full & Partial house clearances undertaken. including sheds, garages & gardens. reliability & discretion guaranteed Free estimates – competitive Prices Fully insured e.a. registered Waste carrier

hYPnotheraPY the Chrysalis Centre ditton, aylesford. tel: 01732 841219 mobile: 07854019807 contact: heather lawrence heather@thechrysaliscentre.co.uk www.thechrysaliscentre.co.uk hypnotherapy for: habits, confidence, smoking cessation, weight control, stress, anxiety and much more. hypnogastricBand© - specifically for those with Bmi 30+ hypnoBirthing® - feel relaxed, calm and in control. childbirth without fear!

Quote ‘the oracle’ for 20% off!

Kitchen design & installation

Burnhill Kitchens ltd tel: 01732 373517 contact: lynsey Free design & Quotation service on all Kitchens.

Full Project management service inc building works.

For a free introductory Pack on some of our ranges, appliances (main distributor for all brands) and services offered including customer testimonials, please call lynsey.

(See Colour ad on Page 19)

JDa locksmiths Kent

the oddjobs Company (SE) ltd

tel: 07837 751611 contact: John john@johnayre.wanadoo.co.uk www.maidstonelocksmiths.com

tel: 01732 848640 mobile: 07930 244454 contact: mark Warrington www.oddjobscompany.co.uk

Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service. domestic and commercial. all types of locks supplied & fitted. uPvc specialists.

From a tap to bathroom, From shelf to shed.

For all your oddjob requirements that you don’t have time for.

lock Rite

John Stewart & associates suite 4 10 churchill square Kings hill me19 4du tel: 01732 523441 over 10 years experience in treating long term aches & pains to acute sprains & strains. each treatment tailored for the individual, from the newborn to the elderly. early morning, evening & saturday appointments available. the majority of major insurance companies accepted.

Free & convenient parking, with treatment room on ground floor.

tel: 01622 611872 mobile: 07858 187706 contact: chris no call out charge. hinges, handles, double glazing repairs. locks replaced/upgraded, uPvc specialist, 24hr emergency door opening.

Fast Friendly service.

moneY saving Utility Warehouse Discount Club authorised Distributor networking marketing Business tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.save-moneywithme.co.uk uW membership gives you access to the best value utility service in the uK & a host of money-saving member benefits. contact me for more info.

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oven cleaning ovenclean tel: 0800 840 7127 mobile: 07875 622785 www.ovenclean.com the original oven cleaning specialists.

Friendly professional service. completely safe, eco-friendly cleaning system. no fumes, no mess, no bother. removes grease, fat and burnt on carbon deposits.

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leaFlets the local oracle tel: 01732 844246/521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk From production to distribution.

We can help you reach new customers for your business.

We can distribute from 1,000 up to 36,000 leaflets each month in the area of your choice. call to book your space.

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oven Hero tel: 01622 753300 info@ovenhero.com www.ovenhero.com local independent company.

We clean ovens, grills, hobs, agas, ranges, extractors and microwaves. amazing results.

We use non-toxic products.

Prices from £35. let us do the hard work for you!

P PAVING JoBE Construction tel: 01732 844842 mobile: 07866 683569 contact: Bernard Jobe specialist in block paving, tarmac driveways, patios and paths drop kerbs - Kcc registered. garden Fencing call for free advice and estimates

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Hylton Plumbing Services West malling tel: 01732 843086 mobile: 07970 528822 contact: hylton visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability insured. no call out fee. maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks.

24hr emergency call out.

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Cat nanny

K mcCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services

mobile: 07842 567574 thecatnanny@hotmail.co.uk

tel: 01732 847363 mobile: 07851 774726

looking after your cat/small pets while you are away. visiting your home once/twice daily.

Providing a caring and reliable service. references and crB check provided.

Plasterer Wall 2 Wall Plastering tel: 01634 313326 mobile: 07843 881657 contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer. internal & external plastering. rendering & pebble dashing. skimming & plaster boarding. coving.

Friendly & tidy service.

Free quotes.

PlumBers aJS Plumbing Services mobile: 07702 408948 contact: amanda ajsplumbingservices@blueyonder.co.uk Fully qualified female plumber. all domestic plumbing repairs, maintenance and new installation work undertaken. taps, leaks, overflows, basins, sinks, wc’s, full bathroom suites and much more. no job too small.

Free estimates and advice.

gas safe registered engineer & qualified plumber all gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates no call out charge no vat

Quality Plumbing tel: 01634 861801 mobile: 07764 792046 contact: dave or tim Friendly & reliable family run business c.i.P.h.e. registered Free estimates and advice dripping taps to Bathrooms Wall and floor tiling shower specialists (aqualisa/mira etc.) all hot Water systems incl. unvented.

Public liability insured. no vat on labour.

WDE Bathrooms & Kitchens tel/Fax: 01732 872333. mobile: 07802 202666 contact: Warren edwards warren@leybournelakes.fsnet.co.uk www.WdeBathrooms.co.uk Beautiful Bathrooms created by team of professional tradesmen. all city and guilds trained. supply and fit or fit only service. all tiling - inc. natural stone plus normal plumbing services. Work guaranteed and fully insured. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

Property Services tel: 01622 795910 propertyservices@rbli.co.uk Flat Pack assembly small Plumbing and electrics gardening decorating no call out Fee no Job too small.

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ruBBish clearance Delay & Son tel: 01892 514439 mobile: 07525 41883 contact: Bobby delay bdelay@hotmail.co.uk cheaper than a skip. house clearance.

Plus we load.

Free quotes.

7 days a week. contracts accepted.

s-t sKiP hire Haffenden Skip Hire east malling tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available. local reliable service. call for competitive rates.

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graham Colley Solicitor tel: 01634 838656 www.colley.co.uk/solicitors local solicitors practice specialising in Wills, Probate advice, inheritance tax, updating Wills (codicils), Powers of attorney and court of Protection. home visits, evening appointments and Fixed Fees available.

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soul music the Soul Survivor magazine tel: 01732 844246 info@thesoulsurvivors.co.uk www.thesoulsurvivors.co.uk the info. provider for the soul survivor. interviews with top soul artists including: smokey robinson, mica Paris, cameo, Brand new heavies, incognito and many more. check out the website to see our online magazine.

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sWeet shoP Cloud nine abbey arcade 98 high street West malling Kent tel: 01732 522533 contact: suzanne www.cloudninesweets.co.uk all your favourite sweets, party bags & sticks made to order neW candy cakes any size/colour new chocolate counter with delicious luxury english truffles and chocolate now available. a full range of gifts.

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WindoWs apollo trade Windows 539 loose road maidstone Kent me15 9uQ tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk Windows, doors & conservatories “nobody does it better” (See Colour ad on Page 3)

WeB design Web Expand tel: 01732 842454 info@webexpand.co.uk www.webexpand.co.uk new office is West malling.

Free google survey. e-commerce/online shops.

Personal service.

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Wig consultant Kent Wigs tel: 01622 762350 mobile: 07706 486417 contact: diane kentwigs@hotmail.co.uk a discrete mobile Wig service for all who prefer a professional consultation in the comfort and privacy of their own home. i can supply a full range of styles & can cut & customise to clients requirements.

Fully Qualified and insured.

travel agent travel Counsellors tel: 0845 058 7312 mobile: 07961 843580 contact: claire summers claire.summers@travelcounsellors.com travelcounsellors.co.uk/claire.summers aylesford independent travel agent who prides herself on finding the right holiday for you at no extra cost. available evenings, weekends and daytime. all bookings financially protected by unique trust.

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glass Exchange South East tel: 01732 849191 contact: andy castleden glassexchange@googlemail.com www.glassexchange.co.uk misty windows? We replace just the glass not the frames. all types of double glazing repairs, door and window locks, handles, and hinges, letter boxes and patio doors.

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trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works lower road, east Farleigh maidstone Kent me15 0hd tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service.

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