Oracle the local
Month 87: April 2011
Distribution 15,500 homes & businesses
YouR MonthLY guide to LocaL seRvices in and aRound
Photo by Robert Lucas of West Malling
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Dear Readers As the sun begins to shine we are looking forward to a busy month, beginning with Mothers’ Day then Easter Weekend followed by the Royal Wedding! We have tried to include all the events we have been sent but we are sure there are many more so please do support them where possible. The High Street in West Malling will be closed on 29th April for a Royal Wedding Street Party. Take your own tables and chairs and join in the fun (12.30-3pm). We are featuring Music on the Hill weekend this month to encourage you to buy your tickets! All the profits will go to The Children’s Development Trust and Demelza House both of whom really need as much funding as possible. As Jane’s children benefit from respite at Demelza, it is very close to our hearts! Have a great month. Anna & Jane
FREEPOST RLTA-RHGB-LXSZ PO BOX 314, WEST MALLING, ME19 6WN TEL
01732 521494 (Jane) Accounts/Sales 01732 844246 (Anna) Artwork/Sales
CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING OR FREE EVENTS LISTINGS FOR THE MAY EDITIONS ARE: Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge
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inDex tHe lOcal events Kings Hill maP inDex accountants aerials appliance Repair architect/design artist audio visual* Beauty salon Blinds Book Keeping Building Refurbishment Building services* Business networking Business opportunties car Body Repairs car sales car servicing & Repairs car valeting carpentry* carpet cleaner carpet & upholstery cleaning carpet Fitter carpet supplier catering chauffeur driven cars children’s Parties chiropody & Podiatry chiropractor christian Worship clairvoyant cleaning - Domestic* computer support condensation/Mould conservatories curtain Makers
decorators double glazing double glazing Repairs driveways driving instructor electricians event/Party Planning extra income Facias, soffit & guttering fencing* fitness* florist* Fund Raising/support Funeral services garage doors garden designer garden Furniture garden landscapers* garden Maintenance garden services gas & heating services granite Worktops hairdressing hairstylist - mobile handyman Health & safety* house clearance house Maintenance hypnotherapy ironing services Kitchen Design & installation* Kitchen splashbacks Locksmith Loft Ladders & hatches mortgage advisors* nLP (see hypnotherapy) nail extensions*
oddjobs osteopathy oven cleaners Parties Paving Payroll services* Pet sitting service Photography Piano teacher Plastering Plumbers Printers Reflexology & Reiki Removals Rubbish clearance saving Money scrap Metal clearance security shutters skip hire solicitors soul Music sports Massage sweet shop take away tanning - mobile* taxi service tiling tree surgeon veterinary surgeons Web designers weight loss/nutrition* Windows Window cleaners UsefUl nUmBeRs events cOlOUR aDveRts * new advertisers
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accounts – tax – Payroll – vat small Business specialists Fixed Fees unlimited telephone support For FRee guides visit our website
auker Hutton chartered accountants the stables, Little coldharbour Farm tong Lane, Lamberhurst tunbridge Wells, Kent tn3 8ad tel: 01892 891902 contact: neil thomas Fca neil@aukerhutton.co.uk Personal and company accounts and taxation, business start up, company incorporation, tax planning, bookkeeping, payroll and vat.
taxassist accountants 714 London Road, Larkfield Me20 6BL tel: 0845 5212241 Mobile: 07808 896292 contact: gary Richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/garyrichards Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises. (see colour ad On Page 36)
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1st for aerials tel: 01732 361174 Mobile: 07515 775 662 new digital aerials Multi point systems Full tv installs old aerials dismantled Fully insured all work guaranteed special senior citizen rates Free quotes given all work carried out to a high standard at low prices. the aerial man tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Mobile: 07910 288086 satellite tv in all rooms. new digital aerials. Free to view channels. no subscription fees. itv2, c5 etc. insurance (storm damage jobs undertaken) special rates for senior citizens. no call out charge. all work and equipment guaranteed. (see colour ad On Page 28)
aPPLiance RePaiR Jeff smith Domestic appliance Repairs st Bernards dean Lane harvel nr Meopham Kent tel/Fax: 01474 816661 installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.
christopher marshall Luddesdowne nr Meopham tel/Fax: 01474 813434 contact: christopher Marshall
info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk
Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints. (see colour ad On Page 30)
audio visuaL av custom installs Mobile: 07973 400480 contact: stephen smith stephen@avcustominstalls.co.uk www.avcustominstalls.co.uk audio and visual advice sales and installations specialist Multi-room, home theatre, system calibration and remote controls. 14 years experience. Fully insured Quote oracle for free consultation. (see colour ad On Page 29) Hang-your-tv Mobile: 07932 758363 colin@hang-your-tv.com www.hang-your-tv.co.uk Plasma and Lcd wall mounting service. surround sound systems fitted or configured. hidden cables. Freesat and sonos sales and service. 16 years experience. Fully insured. Please visit website for details. (see colour ad On Page 32)
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creative architectural Design ltd tel: 01732 824354 contact: graham Jones
coralline 86 high street West Malling Kent Me19 6ne tel: 01732 872200 Yon Ka French products used for facials and body treatments. oPi Manicures and Pedicures. acrylic, fibreglass, gel lacquer. eye brow/lash tinting. eye lash extensions/perming. indian head massage. Friendly staff in luxury surroundings. (see colour ad On Page 30)
improve your home creatively and cost effectively. Full design services. Porches & conservatories. extensions & internal alterations. individual dwellings. Planning & building regulations. applications submitted on your behalf. Listed building applications.
Free initial consultation.
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B BLinds Penumbra Blinds & solar control ltd unit 2 albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent tn2 4BB tel: 01892 825522 Mobile: 07767 326211 contact: stuart Munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films. (see colour ad On Page 34)
BooK KeePing Diamond accounting services tel: helen court aca 07984 571789 Yvonne trusty Maat 07984 571579 info@diamondaccountingservices.co.uk www.diamondaccountingservices.co.uk • Book-keeping • vat • Management accounts • Payroll • Year end accounts & returns • self assessment tax returns Based in Maidstone, we offer a personal, flexible & affordable service tailored to suit your needs.
linkPoint Bookkeeping specialists Based in sevenoaks tel: 08456 809 297 www.linkpoint-bookkeeping.co.uk Reduce time and costs by using our services. From one day a week to one day a quarter. call or visit our website for more information.
BuiLding ReFuRBishMent Pete sloman Building Refurbishment Decorating and maintenance tel: 01732 842258 Mobile: 07748 102320 all general building work including Painting and decorating, Joinery and tiling. References available Free estimates advice on affordable solutions.
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aaPm construction Mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. all types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted. Free estimates. as seen on itv’s 60 minute makeover!
g.a.P.P.s. graham apps Personal Property service.
artbuild ltd tel/Fax: 01622 817225 Mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of Master builders. extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating. an established family company. (see colour ad On Page 28)
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artisan Developments ltd “the extension specialists”
Paul tann ltd
tel: 01622 729424 Fax: 01622 725207 artisandevs@aol.com www.artisandevelopments.com the clean and efficient house extension specialists with experience and references in your local area.
fHD Property services 3 eden Way Kings hill Me19 4gY tel: 01732 870220 Mobile: 07767 355563 contact: Ray May www.fhdpropertyservices.co.uk extensions - renovations Kitchens and bathrooms ceramic tiling - Painting Fitting of wooden & laminate floors Repairs & home Maintenance For complete service and guaranteed satisfaction. all work fully insured. don’t forget to mention the local oracle
tel: 01732 874062 Mobile: 07733 054629 contact: graham apps graham@gapps.wanadoo.co.uk all Building Projects & Renovations undertaken. no job too small. Free estimations. Local references available. Friendly reliable services.
tel: 01622 299676 Mobile: 07721 365630 www.hprenovations.co.uk extensions. garage conversions. Renovations. general Building. Kitchens and Bathrooms. Plastering. Reliable and professional service. (see colour ad On Page 32)
tel: 01732 842863 Mobile: 07956 313287 0 7834 810453 contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving. Fully insured. all work guaranteed. established over 20 years.
R Blackman general maintenance tel: 01892 838668 Mobile: 07887 948430 contact: Richard Blackman www.rb-gm.co.uk Roofing, guttering, Pvc fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork. interior and exterior painting. Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.
B-c Business netWoRKing west malling chamber of commerce email: mail@wmchamber.org.uk www.wmchamber.org.uk the chamber is currently looking at how businesses can help each other in West Malling and would welcome your input. Your voice in the community.
Business oPPoRtunitY Utility warehouse Discount club authorised Distributor networking marketing Business tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane Marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk Major British PLc is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided. call for more information.
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car Remarket 778 London Road, Larkfield, Kent tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 all aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs. Fibreglass and plastic repairs. Mot welding. insurance work. call or pop in. smart surgeon mobile car Body Repairs tel: 01732 872614 Mobile: 07591 719229 smart_surgeon@yahoo.co.uk Bumper scuffs Key marks/dents scratches cracked plastics repairs on wings and bumpers. have your car repaired on your drive or at work. (see colour ad On Page 35)
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Kings Hill cars north Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent Me19 4Pu tel: 01732 220540 Fax: 01732 875956 good quality cars, bought and sold. specialist vehicle sourcing. company vehicle sourcing. all makes available. Please ring for help.
autocraft 778 London Road Larkfield Kent tel: 01732 840892 contact: John Podd main@autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Book on line and receive annual reminders via text or email at www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Mot’s - servicing & Repairs diagnostics air conditioning Body repairs and resprays
caR vaLeting wash ‘n’ go Mobile: 07821 370486 contact: dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz Fully insured mobile car valeting service. Will travel to a location that is convenient for you. Phone for price list.
caRPentRY aa carpentry tel: 01732 321127 Mobile: 07971 909837 contact: adrian nvQ Qualified carpenter, est. 1992 door hanging, Kitchen Fitting, solid/Laminate Flooring, Joinery, solid oak, skirting and architrave, decking, Fencing, gazebo’s, sheds Partition Walls, staircases, Roofing, self Builds, Free no obligation quote.
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Blackledge Joinery
tel: 0207 480 7540 www.saabcity.com
tel: 01622 820 428 Mobile: 07709 896 929 contact: alan or Mobile: 07703 023880 contact: Leo www.blackledge-joinery.co.uk
don't miss the saab city new Year sale with savings across the range of up to £10,000 and contract hire from £249pm. there's never been a better time to drive a saaB.
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traditional or contemporary joinery and furniture made especially for you. (see colour ad On Page 29)
c caRPentRY chatfield carpentry tel: 01732 871449 Mobile: 07985 273773 contact: steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted internal/external doors supplied and fitted. skirting/architraves/solid wood & Laminate floors Quality workmanship at competitive prices. over 17 years expereince city and guilds qualified.
D maddox carpentry & Building work tel: 01622 747137 Mobile: 07884 421650 contact: dave n. v. Q. certified carpenter. doors, windows, partition walls, flooring, kitchen and bathroom fits, tiling and any other general maintenance. clean, reliable, quality service. Free estimates.
ReD carpentry tel: 01622 751447 Mobile: 07896 904056 contact: Richard dillon exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted. all types of windows. solid & laminate flooring. Kitchens fitted. all types of carpentry work undertaken. over 30 years experience.
caRPet cLeaning abbi carpet cleaning tel: call Free 0800 0556082 Latest machines, quick drying times. Fully trained and police checked operator. Quick response service. special offer: have 2 rooms cleaned and get 3rd cleaned free* call now for your free quote! *smallest room cleaned free. (see colour ad On Page 28)
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castle cleaning tel: 01622 769990 Mobile: 07920 840972 contact: dean Baker dean@castle-cleaning.co.uk www.castle-cleaning.co.uk specialist in carpet, upholstery & hard Floor cleaning (sealed Wood, stone, ceramic, terrazzo etc). Patio and driveway cleaning service. Powerful truck Mounted system. carpets dry in 2 hours. spot and stain Removal service. no harmful chemicals. Fully insured and iicRc certified
Kings Hill cuisine tel: 01732 872403 Mobile: 07956 580641 contact: Kate superb & imaginative catering. Weddings - christenings - Parties corporate events - Business Lunches - Funerals. Please call for advice and further information.
chauFFeuR dRiven caRs Deluxe carpet cleaning tel: 01732 887091 Mobile: 07932 044050 deluxecarpetcleaninguk@googlemail.com www.deluxecarpetcleaning.co.uk Quick drying. stain and mark removal. dust mite treatment. stain protection. Fully qualified and safe. (see colour ad On Page 31)
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Hughes Private Hire & chauffeur Driven executive cars Mobile: 07554 421508 or 07840 473099 office@hughesprivatehire.co.uk www.hughesprivatehire.co.uk Providing our customers with the very highest levels of service that is second to none. (see colour ad On Page 33)
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Happy giggles
tel/Fax: 01732 872527 Mobile: 07831 201929 contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk
tel: 01732 617 480 Mobile: 07931 916 783 contact: Jacqueline happygigglesabc@gmail.com www.happygiggles.co.uk
30 year’s experience. carpet & all accessories can be supplied. Free measuring and estimates. no job too small.
caRPet suPPLieRs g m Bishop tel: 01732 820321 Mobile: 07973 459022 contact: gerald Bishop offers a high quality fitted carpet and vinyl service. Penthouse, Westex, Rylux etc. over 28 years experience. Free sampling and quotes at your convenience. don’t forget to mention the local oracle
Party Planning & entertainment
Face Painting and tattoo art Balloon Modelling and Balloon Fun helium Balloons and Fun inflatables (see colour ad On Page 32)
chiRoPodY & PodiatRY foot & leg Pain clinic Maidstone: 01622 693514 sevenoaks: 01732 741641 Longfield: 01474 705237 Podiatry sports injuries gait & posture assessment. chiropody child foot health hPc Reg practitioners specialising in foot and leg problems. home visits available in Kings hill.
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chiropractic clinic 64 commercial Road Paddock Wood tel: 01892 834422 www.pw-chiropractic.co.uk dr Mandy Lock B.sc (doctor of chiropractic) dr Kris Krumins B.sc (doctor of chiropractic) Bca/gcc X-ray on site.
chRistian WoRshiP Kings Hill christian fellowship Kings hill community hall tel: 01732 841700 contact: Reverend alain chandran enquiries@khcf.org.uk www.khcf.org.uk Lively worship, prayer, bible teaching, sunday school and creche. see events page for times. (see colour ad On Page 26) larkfield community church (aog) tel: 01732 846164 contact: Mark hayton info@larkfieldcommunitychurch.co.uk www.larkfieldcommunitychurch.co.uk Larkfield community church gather together 10.30am every sunday in Lunsford school hall, swallow Rd, Larkfield. Meetings are informal, mainly contemporary praise and worship (some hymns) prayer and bible teaching. all ages welcome. sunday school for 5-14 yrs (ish). Family service 1st sunday in month. the church of england on Kings Hill 19 Worcester avenue Kings hill tel: 01732 522976 or 01732 870279 contact: Fr. Peter Barnett new weekly sunday service. all are welcome at holy communion /eucharist at 9.30am in the Youth hall next to the Khch, gibson drive. sunday school on 2nd & 4th sundays. also girl’s Brigade Parade service on 1st sunday each month in term time, 4.30pm in Khch, gibson drive. contact for further info. on services, baptism, wedding, funeral arrangements.
wishes abbey arcade 98 high street West Malling Kent tel: 01622 751277 Mobile: 07593 506309 contact: carol culshaw (s.W.a Member) tarot Readings, Reiki healing and chakra Balancing. Workshops, one to one or group bookings. genuine, sincere & discreet with over 30 years experience. crystals, tarot cards, angels, Fairies, new age gifts and cds.
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c cLeaning - doMestic Handwerk clean tel: 01622 817981 contact: grant info@handwerkclean.com www.handwerkclean.com thorough - Reliable - Professional. We uphold excellent cleaning standards. We give careful attention to detail. We clean to your satisfaction. try us out and give us call. carpets & upholstery one off or regular domestic Window & conservatory cleaning
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Kings Hill cleaning ltd 70 churchill square Kings hill West Malling Me19 4Yu
Freephone: 0800 055 6082 Mobile: 07938 524223
tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk
Quality weekly domestic cleaning. Police checked operator. We clean at a time to suit you. call now for free estimate.
Friendly, professional, family run business. high standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied. Regular, one-off & spring cleaning call for a free estimate.
aJ cleaning Mobile: 07947 212050 contact: adele adelejoguildford@yahoo.co.uk superior, trustworthy cleaning tailored to your specific requirements. Regular or one off cleans. Fully insured. Free quotations given.
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time for you tel: 01277 263984 Mobile: 07590 543848 contact: Kathrine kathrine.branton@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk Local cleaners all personally vetted and reference checked. Friendly, honest and reliable providing a thorough professional cleaning and ironing service. same dedicated cleaner each week. typical rate £9.50ph
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Mobile: 07517 449030 contact: Lorraine forevalorri@gmail.com www.forevaclean.co.uk
tel: 01732 848988 Mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk
a reliable and Personal cleaning and ironing service for home and office. Flexible days/times. introductory offers available. Please visit website.
complete home and small Business computer and network services. Microsoft certified Professional. From Pc advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) no fix - no fee!
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aPc manpower computer services tel: 01732 824511 Mob: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk viRus & Malware specialist if you think you`re inFected give us a call Pc not booting or Blank screen slow or unresponsive adsL setup/Wireless/Router issues no FiX then no Fee champ computer services West Malling tel: 01732 843659 Mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk the local Pc experts for: -Pc health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -virus & spyware removal/protection -complete Pc installation & upgrades -no fix - no fee! (see colour ad On Page 30)
envirovent West Malling tel: 0845 27 27 807 Mobile: 07789 728540 www.envirovent.com Permanent, guaranteed solutions to streaming windows or mould. improve your family’s health & start enjoying your home again and save “perhaps 10%” off your heating bills. Free surveys.
conseRvatoRies Howard caine conservatories tel/Fax: 01732 321050 Mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 howardcaine@Blueyonder.co.uk 20 years experience - overhauls - Windows - Refurbishments - Porches - Minor repairs - doors 10yr guarantee - insurance backed Fully registered with Fensa customer References available. (see colour ad On Page 37)
cuRtain MaKeRs J H flint consultancy West Malling Mobile: 07904 047558 contact: Julian Flint julesshed2@tiscali.co.uk - complete Pc installation service - upgrades, servicing & repairs, - Wired & Wireless networking - virus/spyware/trojan removal - data transfer & Rescue - home tuition - independent advice
sysK computer services tel: 01732 773805 Mobile: 07881 836567 info@sysk.co.uk www.sysk.co.uk small Business server specialist. Whatever your it requirements, we can help. Microsoft certified, fully insured. server and Pc maintenance. antivirus solutions, networking and remote access. iPhone and Blackberry integration.
lJ curtains tel: 01622 719079 ljcurtains@btinternet.com www.ljcurtains.co.uk Made to measure curtains, all soft furnishings & accessories, valences, pelmets, swags & tails. all blinds venetian, roman, roller and vertical. FRee design & measuring service.
vine House interiors curtains & Blinds tel: 01732 882904 Mobile: 07810 514916 contact: Maggie maggie@vinehouseinteriors.co.uk www.vinehouseinteriors.co.uk Quality curtain makers & upholsterers. all types of blinds. stunning wallpapers. FRee measuring & advice service. experienced Fitter. Prices to suit your budget. established over 30 years. don’t forget to mention the local oracle
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B Regan Decorating services tel: 0208 778 0704 Mobile: 07764 181468 contact: Barrie Regan city and guilds qualified. establised decorator with 18 years experience. Quality internal and external painting and decorating. Free estimates. Written references on request.
cfB Decorators Member of guild of Master craftsmen tel: 01732 746084 Mobile: 07786 691977 contact: chris Quality interior & exterior decorating. also carpentry and tiling including built in cabinets and shelving. Free estimates.
D decoRatoRs D. a. associates West Malling tel/fax: 01732 846773 Mobile: 07931 961949 contact: Jim Whitson interior/external decorating. swimming pool/fish ponds. timber decking and fencing. hedge/tree trimming. garden clearing etc.
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Roast & tongue Decorating specialists 1 hawkridge grove, Kings hill, West Malling, Kent Me19 4JB tel/Fax: 01732 873754 Mob: 07971 542609/07824 887677 m.roast@gmail.com interior and exterior decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) carpentry Wallpapering, coving, tiling city & guilds approved, 18 yrs exp. insurance & commercial work welcome References on request.
douBLe gLaZing g J services Mobile: 07764 684495 contact: guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com Painting decorating general Maintenance Wall papering tiling Free estimates
apollo trade windows 539 Loose Road Maidstone Kent Me15 9uQ tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk Windows, doors & conservatories “nobody does it better” (see colour ad On Page 3)
John green Décor ltd tel: 0800 783 1916 sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk dulux approved decorators undertaking: - all aspects of painting & decorating - interior/exterior/insurance work - domestic & commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - small refurbishment projects - Plastering - Reliable male & female decorators
K frost Decorating & Property maintenance tel: 01732 521033 Mobile: 07940 106193 interior & exterior all work carried out to a high standard Reliable service Free estimates established 24 years
trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, east Farleigh Maidstone Kent Me15 0hd tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service. (see colour ad On Back Page)
douBLe gLaZing RePaiRs sOs window works the Bounds, aylesford, Kent, Me20 7LZ tel: 01622 206690 Mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@tiscali.co.uk double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and velux windows. Fensa (see colour ad On Page 36) don’t forget to mention the local oracle
lee & son surfacing tel: 01732 529430 Mobile: 07979 464231 leeandson@btinternet.com driveway resurfacing and construction, drop kerbs and patios. tree surgery also undertaken. Please call for an estimate.
dRiving instRuctoR glen’s Driving school tel: 01732 841966 Mobile: 07525 209294 glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk advanced driving instructor. Pass Plus - Local friendly dsa driving instructor - Pass Plus - competitive Rates - First lesson free - new a/c Peugeot
steve Painter tel: 01732 849259 Mobile: 07860 444505 steve@steve-painter.co.uk www.steve-painter.co.uk Manual & automatic cars. Fully qualified dsa instructor. Patient, friendly & experienced. one-to-one tuition. competitive rates. First lesson FRee.
eLectRicians andy Payne electrical tel: 01732 848879 Mobile: 07830 456928 Part P domestic electrician napit approved no 12146 city & guilds 2330 and 2382 Bs7671 17th edition. From fitting a new light through to a complete re-wire. Free quotes.
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l t security & electrical services Braeburn Way, Kings hill, West Malling tel: 01732 522788 Mobile: 07971 552663 contact: Lee terry leeterry4@googlemail.com experienced & qualified electrician & security engineer. alarms installed/ serviced/maintained. all domestic and commercial work undertaken, no job too small. extra sockets/switches / Lights fitted competitive prices,Fast and very reliable,Free estimates in assoc. with Kent Lighting Ltd.
n g electric Mobile: 07891071768 contact: nick gainsford
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need an electrician? i am fully qualified, insured and ‘Part P’ registered with naPit. all work welcome from additional sockets to full rewires. i guarantee quality workmanship with a punctual and polite service. Please call for a free no obligation quote. (see website for testimonials).
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Pgs electrical tel: 0800 098 8829 Mobile: 07828 977562 pgselectrical@gmail.com inspecting & testing, new installations Fault finding and Rewires extra sockets/lighting exterior lighting Fully qualified, clean and tidy, all installations inspected, tested and certified to 17th edition wiring regulations. Free quotations. (see colour ad On Page 34)
events/PaRtY PLanning Diverze tel: 0845 5195057 Mobile: 07941 473766 contact: Karen karen@diverze.co.uk www.diverze.co.uk events, catering, corporate events, Weddings Free venue sourcing. diverze can help with all aspects of event organising so next time you have an event to organise just call diverze.
eXtRa incoMe Paddock wood student services tel: 01797 227775 contact: denise saxby earn up to £165 per week hosting French students. Monday to Friday; out all day; Kings hill pick up point. (see colour ad On Page 34)
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fascia Plastics tel: 01732 590290 www.fasciaplastics.co.uk Fascias, soffits, Bargeboards, cladding and guttering. no salesmen. no subcontract Labour. Family Run Business. (see colour ad On Page 31)
Fencing a&m landscaping with simon miller tel: 01732 879049 Mobile: 07973 864422 Patios, driveways, garden walls, fencing, timber decks, lawns. Fully insured. Free quotations. (see colour ad On Page 27)
all seasons garden fencing tel: 01732 844634 Mobile: 07957 209073 contact: Mark steward all types of garden fencing, supplied, erected and repaired. close boarded, panel, post and rail, trellis, all types of gate supplied and fitted. Wooden/concrete posts, decking and pagodas. no job too small. Free quotations. no vat charged. m&D fencing & gardening services tel: 01732 844893 Mobile: 07960 994547 contact: david twort Mobile: 07973 843198 contact: Mark Wooler Fully qualified and insured. Quality garden services tree felling, stump grinding and hedge cutting. Regular mowing, lawn treatments and turfing. Fencing, domestic and security.
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Parkers fencing & gate automation tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 contact: darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk all types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected. electric gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas. Family run business. Free quotes. over 19 yrs experience.
Kings Hill Rotary club tel: 01732 844246 khrc09@yahoo.com We meet upstairs at the spitfire,Kings hill every Monday evening. 7 for 7.15pm to organise support and fund raise for local, national and international causes. everyone is welcome to join our new and exciting group. Please call, email or just come along and join us.
Fitness mB fitness Mobile: 07989 769 791 contact: Mark www.mb-fitness.co.uk Dancefit the class whre you torch calories while letting your hair down, using a mix of dance/aerobic routines. group Personal training train within a small private group of friends, family or partners. very cost effective!!! 1-2-1 training specialised training in the comfort and privacy of your own home or a private facility.
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g gaRden design Purple arbour – garden Design tel: 01732 355205 Mobile: 07801 596726 contact: vanessa Foster-crouch vanessa@purplearbour.com www.purplearbour.com complete design & Landscaping service -designs and planting schemes -Ponds and water features -decking and Paving -tree surgery and clearance -trained horticulturalists Free consultations
GARDEN FURNITURE malling Rotary club tel: 01732 522142 mallingrc@yahoo.com West Malling Rotary club meet every tuesday evening. For those who want to make a difference and help others. (see colour ad On Page 33)
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woodstock garden furniture the hermitage, hermitage Lane Maidstone, Me16 9nt tel: 01622 727900 www.woodstockworks.co.uk all weather furniture. hardwood furniture. Benches, gazebos, arbours. Pots, chimeneas, solar lighting plus much more. (see colour ad On Page 36)
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lyn’s floral Designs 44 Martin square, Larkfield aylesford, Kent Me20 6QJ
Doves funerals 788 London Road Larkfield Kent Me20 6Be
tel: 01732 844805 www.lynsfloraldesigns.co.uk Fresh & silk arrangements for all occasions including Wedding flowers and accessories, crafts, gifts, Partyware plus much more… Local, national & international deliveries arranged from the shop in Martin square – see you there… Free parking.
tel: 01732 871188 www.dovesfunerals.co.uk
a D landscapes ltd ightham tel: 01732 763114 Mobile: 07790 036871 contact: antony dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk
Professional Funeral directors 24 hour service Pre paid funeral plans Monumental masonry Floral tributes & mourning stationery horse-drawn hearse & other specialist vehicles available.
hnd garden design and hnd Landscape Management. all aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation. Free consultation and estimates. Portfolio & references available. Fully insured.
gaRage dooRs west malling flowers high street,West Malling tel: 01732 874874 info@westmallingflowers.co.uk www.westmallingflowers.co.uk affordable flowers for all occasions made with passion and style. (see colour ad On Page 27)
garage Door associates showroom and head office 18 holborough Road, snodland tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoorassociates.co.uk supply and install all makes and styles of garage door. Repairs and spares automation diY advice. awnings Recommended by Kent trading standards don’t forget to mention the local oracle
all seasons landscaping fencing & Decking West Malling tel: 01732 844634 Mobile: 07957 209073 contact: Mark steward decking, fencing, turfing and patios. Fencing repairs. complete landscaping services. Friendly and reliable. Free quotations. no vat charged.
g gaRden LandscaPeRs checkley landscapes tel: 01732 351044 Mobile: 07980 821795 contact: eddie checkley ejcheckley@hotmail.co.uk For all your installations and complete garden designs. Patios, driveways, retaining walls in timber or brickwork, steps, decking, all types of fencing, planting designs. no job too small. Free Quotations.
J & P landscape & fencing contractors Mobile: 07967 514688 contact: Paul gower all types of fencing, turfing, decking, tree work, ponds, hedges, patios, paths and drives. Mini digger work also undertaken and grass cutting also available. Fully insured. call for a free quote. Log delivery also available.
Old Oak landscapes tel: 01634 241657 Mobile: 07545 779817 decking, patios and garden maintenance. no job too small. Free estimates.
gaRden Maintenance gPm garden services ltd tel: 01732 841904 Mobile: 07801 440994 contact: Peter Roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance grass cutting and hedge cutting Lawn treatment garden clearance
g gaRden Maintenance Jim’s garden services tel: 01634 247518 Mobile: 07882 490601 contact: Jim smith jgservices@hotmail.co.uk Regular Mowing Lawn treatments garden cleanups new Lawns Full garden Maintenance odd Jobs hedge trimming Pruning/Lopping Fencing - new or Repaired Pressure Washing - driveways Patios Paths decking Free Quotations Fully insured Kings Hill garden services Based on Kings hill tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 0777 940 6694 contact: chris coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk a complete garden service from mowing to clearance hedge work and tree surgery Fencing - new or repaired nPtc qualified Fully insured cRB checked Licensed Waste carrier call for a free quotation
g gaRden seRvices v & s garden services tel: 01732 521224 Mobile: 07958 997336 contact: sue or vince all garden maintenance/clearance. hedge cutting/weeding. Lawn mowing. Pressure washing patios or driveways. either as a one off job or on a regular basis. Fully insured & own tools supplied. Free estimates. very reasonable rates.
gas & heating seRvices gas appliance services tel: 01634 241747 contact: ian installations Breakdowns servicing. combi Boiler de-scale gas safe Registered. no call out fee. (see colour ad On Page 32)
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K mccarthy Heating & Plumbing engineering services
tel: 07541 280058 conact: Wayne
tel: 01732 847363 Mobile: 07851 774726
Private and light commercial lawnmowing service and general garden maintenance. Reliable and efficient service. 15 years of satisfied customers.
gaRden seRvices D J snow gardening services tel: 01634 244313 Mobile: 07970 435255 snowd258@aol.com need help with your garden? Mowing, weeding or just a tidy trees chopped or hedges trimmed Paths, patios & drives jet washed Full public liability. don’t forget to mention the local oracle
gas safe Registered engineer & qualified plumber all gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates no call out charge no vat
wicks gas tel: 01732 883544 Mobile: 07748 780811 contact: gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com service, repair & installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation. gas saFe RegisteRed.
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Henderstone West Malling tel/fax: 01622 747040 Mobile: 07809 827635 contact: Ryan henderson www.henderstone.co.uk info@henderstone.co.uk Beautiful granite work tops. Professionally installed at affordable prices. also natural wall and floor coverings. Free site survey. (see colour ad On Page 31)
h-n haiRdRessing & BeautY feathers formerly On the fringe 1 Little Market Row Leybourne West Malling Kent tel: 01732 840439 onthefringe@btconnect.com open tuesday - saturday Beauty service also available. Friendly and personal service. Free ample parking. Paul Mitchell stockist. (see colour ad On Page 31)
haiR stYList - MoBiLe louise tel: 01732 875326 Mobile: 07880 758055 Professional mobile family hairdresser cut - blowdry highlights - lowlights colours - Perms also specialising in bridal hairstyles and make-up.
Handy andy tel: 01732 848559 Mobile: 07841 045058 contact: andy sage andys2506@aol.com call andy for a Professional Job including carpentry, Bricklaying, interior & exterior decorating & Wallpapering, Plastering, tiling, Kitchens and general Property Maintenance. no job too small. Based in Kings hill. Free Quotes Fully insured. over 20 years exp. Homeland Property services tel: 01732 321295 Mobile: 07922 531765 contact: Kevin general property Maintenance with over 30 Years experience carpentry - interior & exterior decorating, Wood & Laminate Flooring, ceramic tiling. Fitted Wardrobes, Kitchens & Bathrooms, Plastering, Bricklaying, Pointing, Patios decking, Pergolas, Fencing, Ponds. Fully insured. no call out fee. Free no obligation quotes.
inside Out Domestic Property maintenance tel: 01732 840668 Mobile: 07726525633 contact: Bob home & garden services including.. interior and exterior Painting decorating and Wallpapering Laminate Flooring / tiling Furniture assembly / shelving hedge trimming / Fence Painting Jet Washing / conservatory cleaning Fully insured
need a Handyman? tel: 01732-762777 contact: david Plumbing - electrics Kitchen & Bathroom Renovations Flat-Pack assembly Loft Ladders etc. decorating Fencing & gates Fitting Blinds & curtains general Work Professional home property maintenance. no call out charges. Fully insured. don’t forget to mention the local oracle
H handYMan steve’s Home & garden services tel: 01732 846420 Mobile: 07758 311576 doing the jobs you hate to do....... Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing decking - Patios - gardening decking and Patio cleaning. Please call for a free no obligation quote. Fully insured. heaLth & saFetY consuLtants ets Health & safety tel: 01732 873733 contact@etshs.com www.etshs.com ease the strain - avoid the Pain. ets provides risk assessments for fire and health and safety, disability discrimination audits, policies, emergency procedures, display screen assessments, training, fire drills, accident and incident investigation and consultancy.
house cLeaRance tis Best House clearances tel: 01634 242712 (evenings) Mobile: 07757 016275 contact: terry info@tisbesthouseclearance.co.uk www.tisbesthouseclearance.co.uk a Professional & Friendly service tailored to your needs. Full & Partial house clearances undertaken. including sheds, garages & gardens. Reliability & discretion guaranteed Free estimates – competitive Prices Fully insured e.a. Registered Waste carrier
house Maintenance Pots Of Paint tel: 01732 824450 Mobile: 07967 985979 enquiries@potsofpaint.co.uk www.potsofpaint.co.uk Free no obligation quotations interior and exterior decorating Wall paper hanging Plastering services and tiling carpentry services general Maintenance (see colour ad On Page 35)
H hYPnotheRaPY 4 change advanced Hypnotherapy coaching & tft oaks hamlet, Kings hill tel: 01732 521503 contact: Fiona sielski Waters www.4change.info
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simply Kitchens
tel: 01732 846597 Mobile: 07711 690226 contact: debbie
tel: 01474 709957 Mobile: 07869 110431 simply.kitchens@virgin.net
create the future you deserve with positive tools for change. a senior validated practitioner with the general hypnotherapy standards council.
Friendly, professional service in a non smoking environment. Free collection and delivery. call now for a no obligation quote on domestic cleaning.
Bluebird Hypnotherapy Barham court, teston Me18 5BZ
all ironed Out and Pressed for time
tel: 01622 618696 Mandy shepherd. dip.hyp ctha www.bluebirdhypnotherapy.co.uk
tel: 01634 244409 contact: sandra tel: 01732 870018 contact: tonia
Lose weight for life by changing your relationship with food. Quit smoking. increase self-esteem. Live the LiFe You Want Free consultation.
Fast and efficient next day service. non-smoking environment. ironing hung & wrapped. Free collection and delivery.
west malling Hypnotherapy Practice 124, high street, (next to the surgery) tel: 01732 842 942 www.hypnotherapyinkent.com
stuart Richards ghR Reg. sQhP. nRh. cP. inLPta. Master Practitioner of hypnotherapy. awarded ‘the senior Qualification in hypnotherapy Practice’ by the ghsc. certified Practitioner of nLP. Release, relax and be calm, confident and in control, and so much more… (see colour ad on Page 35)
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Dl Plumbing addington tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141 specialists in Kitchens and Bathrooms.
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hYPnotheRaPist & nLP Hypnotherapy training & appointments accredited Professional clinical hypnosis nLP, eFt, & Life coaching tel: 01732 846374 or 07711140201 contact: Patricia Whitson chi@uwclub.net courses in West Malling, nr. Maidstone weekdays or weekends. Relaxed atmosphere - sit in free for a day the clinical hypnosis institute inc. Kent college of hypnotherapy also one to one appointments. For Weight control, stop smoking anxiety, confidence, phobias etc.
over 20 years experience a budget to suit all. an exceptional portfolio.
extra Hands ironing & shirt laundry the colonnade 10 West street West Malling Me19 6QX tel: 01732 872159 Mobile: 07956 864860 new drop shop now open. clear pricing. Fully insured. collection and delivery service.
Kitchen design & instaLLation
splashbacks UK tel: 01622 725304 a new concept in kitchen and bathroom design. toughened and heat resistant glass. Fully fitted in anY colour. the modern alternative to tiling. Please call for more information. (see colour ad On Page 36)
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JDa locksmiths Kent
tel: 01622 814585 Mobile: 07711 363475 d.w.kitchens@btinternet.com www.dwliving.co.uk
tel: 01622 410057 Mobile: 07837 751611 contact: John john@johnayre.wanadoo.co.uk www.maidstonelocksmiths.com
Full design, survey, supply and installation. excellent references upon request. Fully Project Managed throughout. est. 18 years. (see colour ad On Page 26) don’t forget to mention the local oracle
Free estimates. 24 hour emergency service. domestic and commercial. all types of locks supplied & fitted. uPvc specialists.
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tel: 0800 566 8540 www.directmoneycomparisons.co.uk We make it simple. search thousands of mortgages online. (see colour ad On Page 26)
naiL eXtensions nails by Karen Kings hill Mobile: 07738 224094 www.nailsbykaren.org extensions & strengthening wraps Fibreglass - u.v. gel - acrylic natural or pink and white 15 years experience Fully equipped home salon insured debit & credit cards accepted daily from 10am - 9pm
Ovenclean tel: 0800 840 7127 Mobile: 07875 622785 www.ovenclean.com the original oven cleaning specialists. Friendly professional service. completely safe, eco-friendly cleaning system. no fumes, no mess, no bother. Removes grease, fat and burnt on carbon deposits. (see colour ad On Page 34)
oddJoBs Oven Hero the Oddjobs company (se) ltd tel: 01622 663468 Mobile: 07930 244454 contact: Mark Warrington From a tap to bathroom, From shelf to shed. For all your oddjob requirements that you don’t have time for.
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osteoPathY John stewart & associates suite 4 10 churchill square Kings hill Me19 4du tel: 01732 523441 over 10 years experience in treating long term aches & pains to acute sprains & strains. each treatment tailored for the individual, from the newborn to the elderly. early morning, evening & saturday appointments available. the majority of major insurance companies accepted. Free & convenient parking, with treatment room on ground floor. simply Osteopathy 23/27 swan street, West Malling, Me19 6Ju tel: 01732 873114 Principle: Beverley Polson www.simplyosteopathy.co.uk a professional, caring & friendly team of 5 gosc registered osteopaths, established for 15 years, with over 30 years experience in relieving pain between us. Providing safe, gentle & effective treatment for adults, babies & children. daytime, evening & weekend appointments always available to suit your needs. Recognised by all major health care
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tel: 01622 753300 info@ovenhero.com www.ovenhero.com Local independent company. We clean ovens, grills, hobs, agas, ranges, extractors and microwaves. amazing results. We use non-toxic products. Prices from £35. Let us do the hard work for you!
Oven wizards tel: 0800 849 7419 Mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £39. established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients. take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.
PaRties aylesford school sports college teapot Lane, aylesford, Kent Me20 7Ju tel: 01622 717341 parties@aylesford.kent.sch.uk children’s parties for aged 4 and over. Multi skills, Football, climbing Wall & trampolline. (see colour ad On Page 29)
P Paving R g stevens Paving tel: 01732 841398 Mobile: 07837 097594 contact: Rob rgspaving@aol.com all types of paving undertaken. Plant hire. call for a free quotation.
PaYRoLL seRvices amber Payroll services tel: 01493 842803 Mobile: 07748 801738 contact: Ray - south east region www.amberpayrollservices.co.uk tired of costly accountant fees? ....Who can you trust? amber Payroll specialists. 25 years experience. Reliability guaranteed. From 1 to 1000 employees. Weekly, fortnightly & monthly payslips. P45/60/35/14 Bacs approved bureau.
Pet sitting seRvice Bestel Home & Pet care Mobile: 07732 629001 Retired navel officer and his wife offer: home Protection - we will occupy your home when you are away taking care of your home, pets and plants. care of Pets - we will feed your cats, small pets and dogs. dog feeding and walking too. Baby sitting service also available. Professional services 365 days a year. References available.
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your furry friend’s friend tel: 01732 842807 Mobile: 07709 025684 contact: Lisa Lisag_gti@hotmail.co.uk a friendly and reliable pet sitting service for your cats and other small furry animals whilst you are away from home. Leave your pets in their familiar surroundings and come home to happy and contented furry friends. a member of the national association of Registered Petsitters Police checked and fully insured
For all your plastering needs. - Re-skims - new ceilings - Repair work etc. We provide a prompt, reliable, local service and are fully insured.
stanford Photographic
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tel: 01732 841759 Mobile: 07956 240604 contact: Maurice stanford Maurice@stanfordphotographic.co.uk www.stanfordphotographic.co.uk
tel: 01622 820125 Mobile: 07986 705708 contact: nick n.d.plastering@talktalk.net
Family run business specialising in Weddings, Portraits and events. We take great pleasure ensuring that you have beautiful photographs taken to your specification.
clean & reliable. Fully insured. For free quote or advice, call nick.
Piano teacheR wendy Beech Kings hill tel: 01732 875469 Piano lessons in Kings hill. ideal for complete beginners. aBRsM grades optional. cRB checked. all ages welcome.
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wall 2 wall Plastering tel: 01634 313326 Mobile: 07843 881657 contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer. internal & external plastering. Rendering & pebble dashing. skimming & plaster boarding. coving. Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.
PLuMBeRs aJs Plumbing services
charlie skelly tel: 07590 262809
Looking after your cat/small pets while you are away. visiting your home once/twice daily. Providing a caring and reliable service. References and cRB check provided.
tel: 01732 369850 Mobile: 07852 315007 contact: clive doughty enquiries@dps-plastering.co.uk
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cat nanny Mobile: 07842 567574 thecatnanny@hotmail.co.uk
DPs Plastering
all aspects of plastering & rendering Friendly & professional internal & external skimming high quality finish Free estimates
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Mobile: 07702 408948 contact: amanda ajsplumbingservices@blueyonder.co.uk Fully qualified female plumber. all domestic plumbing repairs, maintenance and new installation work undertaken. taps, leaks, overflows, basins, sinks, wc’s, full bathroom suites and much more. no job too small. Free estimates and advice.
P PLuMBeRs Dl Plumbing addington tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141 all plumbing work undertaken. From a dripping tap to a new bathroom. including tiling and flooring.
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Quality Plumbing tel: 01634 861801 Mobile: 07764 792046 contact: dave or tim Friendly & reliable family run business c.i.P.h.e. registered Free estimates and advice dripping taps to Bathrooms Wall and floor tiling shower specialists (aqualisa/Mira etc.) all hot Water systems incl. unvented. Public liability insured. no vat on labour.
Reflexology & Reiki tel: 01732 872617 (answerphone) contact: gillian Recession Buster! Reflexology is a gentle treatment suitable for all ages from babies to seniors and will help with a variety of ailments. one pre-booked treatment for £15, or two pre-booked for £28. ideal christmas present, gift vouchers are available. Your therapist is friendly, local with 18 years exp. and comes to you.
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Hylton Plumbing services West Malling tel: 01732 843086 Mobile: 07970 528822 contact: hylton visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk
tel/Fax: 01732 872333. Mobile: 07802 202666 contact: Warren edwards warren@leybournelakes.fsnet.co.uk www.WdeBathrooms.co.uk
Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp. Public liability insured. no call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr emergency call out. (see colour ad On Page 33)
Beautiful Bathrooms created by team of professional tradesmen. all city and guilds trained. supply and fit or fit only service. all tiling - inc. natural stone plus normal plumbing services. Work guaranteed and fully insured. You can find me on trustatrader.com
King & country Plumbing services tel: 01732 590228 Mobile: 07507 977156 24hr emergency call out. Boiler servicing installations oil Boiler servicing & installations Full bathroom & shower installations. drains & blockages cleared. Pumps & valves. Radiators & pipes emersion heaters, leaking taps & burst pipes. Free estimates & honest advice. specialists in bathroom fitting.
PRinteRs Zone graphics tel: 01892 834001 info@zonegraphics.co.uk www.zonegraphics.co.uk established for 14 years, specialising in both digital & lithographic printing from stationery to full colour brochures. Full studio facilities including artwork and drum scanning, other services include large format printing, display mounting & flat bed wet proofing.
all aspects of domestic plumbing from leaky taps to luxury bathrooms. Maintenance/servicing of unvented systems, removal of blockages, radiators moved/added, burst pipes etc. city and guilds qualified and fully insured. Based on Kings hill.
ReMovaLs goodfellows Removals & storage Brickfields depot London Road West Malling Kent Me19 5ag tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708 household/office removals. Local professional removal and storage company. Family owned. established 20 years. Please ring for a free quote.
RuBBish cLeaRance Delay & son tel: 01892 514439 Mobile: 07525 418183 contact: Bobby delay bdelay@hotmail.co.uk cheaper than a skip. house clearance. Plus we load. Free quotes. 7 days a week. contracts accepted.
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O. Bromley Plumbing services tel: 01732 642082 Mobile: 07535 347278 contact: oli Bromley bromleyplumbing@yahoo.co.uk
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Utility warehouse Discount club authorised Distributor networking marketing Business tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane Marshall or simon 01732 875892 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.save-moneywithme.co.uk uW Membership gives you access to the best value utility service in the uK & a host of money-saving member benefits. contact me for more info.
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tel: 07804 057096 contact: tom calvert
tel: 0845 270 2511 Mobile: 07900 195 195 admin@kaslers.co.uk www.kentsolicitor.co.uk
Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection. clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled. Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.
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souL Music
tel: 01892 676869 www.netsafes.co.uk
the soul survivor magazine tel: 01732 844246 info@thesoulsurvivors.co.uk www.thesoulsurvivors.co.uk
are your new christmas presents properly insured? *insurance approved safes* Free delivery and ground floor installation on production of this advert. 1st floor installations please call for Quote. (see colour ad On Page 33)
the info. provider for the soul survivor. interviews with top soul artists including: smokey Robinson, Mica Paris, cameo, Brand new heavies, incognito and many more. check out the website to see our online magazine.
shutteRs shutter frontier tel: 01580 879761 Mobile: 07708 229295 jane@shutterfrontier.co.uk www.shutterfrontier.co.uk a stunning range of interior louvre shutters. Full design and fitting service. Local company. established 2000. competitive prices.
sKiP hiRe Haffenden skip Hire east Malling tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 Mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available. Local reliable service. call for competitive rates.
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sWeet shoP cloud nine abbey arcade 98 high street West Malling Kent tel: 01732 522533 contact: suzanne www.cloudninesweets.co.uk all your favourite sweets, party bags & sticks made to order neW candy cakes any size/colour new chocolate counter with delicious Luxury english truffles and chocolate now available. a full range of gifts. (see colour ad On Page 30) don’t forget to mention the local oracle
t-w taKe aWaY a la carte spice 14 high street, snodland, Kent Me6 5dF tel: 01634 241818/243232 sub continent indian take away. award winning take away est. 1999. Free home delivery set Meals (see colour ad On Page 27)
tanning - MoBiLe Hannah the tanner Mobile: 07949 209368
Bali sun Mobile spray tanning. Please call or text hannah.
taXi seRvice ist call cars tel: 01732 886488 1stcallcars@btconnect.com Kings hill, West Malling & surrounding areas. airports, eurostar, seaports, nightclubs. cars & MPvs up to 6 passengers. Larger vehicles by arrangement, 24hr service (pre booked) Where service comes 1st.
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contac tiling tel: 01622 719235 Mob: 07966 828705 contact: Paul info@contactiling.co.uk Bathrooms, wetrooms, showers. Kitchens, conservatories. surface preparation. underfloor heating systems. natural stone, ceramics, porcelain, mosaics. information & advice. Fully insured. Reliable & friendly service.
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UsefUl lOcal PHOne nUmBeRs alZHeimeR's sOciety West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 helpline 01892 722511 age cOnceRn Rotary house, norman Road, West Malling 01732 873977 cOUncil tonbridge & Malling Bc, gibson Building, gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 844522 Dentist Kings hill dental, suite 14, unit 10, church hill square Business centre, Kings hill 01732 523500 DOctORs Kings hill 37 Queen street 01732 870212 West Malling 116 high street, West Malling 01732 870212 avicenna Medical centre, oxley shaw Lane, Leybourne, Maidstone Kent, Me195Pu 01732 870212 HOsPital Maidstone hospital, hermitage Lane, Maidstone 0845 1551000 Multiple sclerosis society - se Kent Branch 08453 970543 liBRaRy 22-24 high street, West Malling 01732 842504 Martin square, Larkfield 01732 842339 Library service (Mobile) call for fortnightly stops. 01622 605227 King & Queen, east Malling (Wed. Fortnightly) 10.30 - 10.50am Manningham house, east Malling (Wed. Fortnightly) 11.00 - 11.15am Mosquito Road, West Malling (every Wed) 16.15 - 16.30pm Pippin Way, Kings hill (every Wed) 16.35 - 17.10pm Waterside court - Leybourne (every thursday) 9.25 - 9.45am Kings hill community centre (every thursday) 9.55 - 10.15am Kings hill discovery school (every thursday) 10.20-11am lOcal Halls addington village hall 01732 843180 east Malling village hall 01732 844546 east Malling institute, Mill street contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828 Kings hill community centre (KHcc) contact: hilary Wren khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 Leybourne village hall 01732 873722 Mereworth village hall contact: Mandy smith 01732 845852 offham village hall contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 Ryarsh church hall (anita Parkins) 01732 842232 Ryarsh village hall contact: Booking secretary derrick groom 01732 842557 West Malling village hall (wmvH) contact: ann turner 01732 844824 malling DistRict liOns clUB - Richard Broomfield mallinglionsclub@moonfruit.com 0845 8335735 PHaRmacies Kings hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 high street, West Malling 01732 843389 Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin square, Larkfield 01732 843203 POlice Malling neighbourhood Policing team malling.neighbourhood@kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 529910 tonbridge neighbourhood Policing team tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 Maidstone Police control centre 01622 690690 RsPca RsPca Leybourne animal centre, 199 castle Way, Leybourne, Kent Me19 5hW 0300 1234999 samaRitans - 48 grecian street, Maidstone, Me14 2ts 01622 674444 scHOOls Brookfield infants school, swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior school, swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667 the discovery school, discovery drive, Kings hill 01732 847000 Leybourne st Peter & Paul Primary school, Rectory Lane north, Leybourne 01732 842008 Kings hill Pre school, 70 gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 840180 Kings hill school, crispin Way, Kings hill, West Malling 01732 842739 Mereworth county Primary school, 39 the street, Mereworth 01622 812569 Mereworth Pre-school, Mereworth village hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456 More Park Rc Primary school, Lucks hill, West Malling 01732 843047 offham Primary school, church Road, offham 01732 842355 Ryarsh Primary school, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600 st James the great Primary school, chapman Way, east Malling 01732 841912 the Malling school, Beech Road, east Malling 01732 840995 trottiscliffe c of e Primary school, school Lane, trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West Malling c of e Primary school, norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061 tRains national Rail enquiries 08457 48 49 50 don’t forget to mention the local oracle
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8am holy communion at st Mary’s church, West Malling 9.30pm Kings hill church of england holy communion/eucharist at Khch, gibson drive. sunday school: 2nd and 4th sunday of the month. sundays 10.30am Kings hill christian Fellowship at Khch sundays 10.30am Larkfield community church in Lunsford school hall, swallow Rd, Larkfield. sundays 10.45am holy communion and sunday school at st Mary’s church, West Malling sunday 10:45am and 6:30pm West Malling Baptist church, swan street, West Malling 1st sunday 4.30pm girls Brigade service at Khch (term time only) 4th sunday West Malling Farmers' Market, high street - 01732 876077 2nd Mondays 7.45pm M/stone Referees meet @ cobdown sports & social club. chris 01622 718545 Mondays 12.00 - 14.30 Parents Babies and toddlers West Malling Baptist church swan street Mondays 12.40 Beginners & easy Line dancing class for over 50’s Larkfield vh tel 01732 870715 Mondays 2-4pm over 60’s seated exercise class. st georges court, Wrotham £3 Jean 07740 449043 Mondays 7 for 7.15pm start. Kings hill Rotary club meet at spitfire Pub, Kings hill. all welcome. 1st tuesday 9am-12 noon. coffee Morning at West Malling Baptist church swan street. tuesdays 10am holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water Lane, West Malling tuesday 10-11am new York city Ballet Workout, Ryarsh village hall. 01732 842257 tuesdays 2.30-3.30pm over 60’s seated exercise class. Waterside court, Leybourne £3 07740 449043 tuesdays 6.30 for 7pm Malling Rotary club at duke of Wellington Pub. tuesdays 6.30-8.30pm Kh Youth club (ages 11-17years) – More info from sophie 01622 812764 tuesdays 7pm get Fit with total toning at Wateringbury village hall. call tanya 07531 839159 tuesday (sept-June) 7.30-10pm Maidstone camera club at Madginford hall, egremont Road, Bearsted. Me15 8Lh tuesdays 7.45-10pm Malling Photographic society meet at WM village hall. Wednesdays 12 noon holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water Lane, West Malling Wednesday (6&13/4) 12.30-2pm Lunches for lent at the church of st John the Baptist, tonbridge Road, Wateringbury Wednesdays 1.30-3.30pm Little Larks toddlers’ club at Larkfield Methodist church hall, new hythe Lane Wednesday 2-3pm over 60’s seated exercise class to Music at Roman court, Fairfield Rd Borough green Wednesdays 6.15-7.15pm Weight Watchers Khch, gibson drive, Kings hill. contact Judith 01622 683382 Wednesdays 7.30pm circuit training & indoor football at aylesford sports college. call Paul 01732 841358 thursdays thurs 10.15am Jo Jingles at Khch for over 2’s call Jo 01634 310676 thursdays thurs 11.15am Jo Jingles at Khch for under 2’s call Jo 01634 310676 thursdays 11.30am-1.30pm age concern West Peckham Poppin club at WPvh. Light lunch. 01732 873977 thursdays 7.30-8.30pm circuits & Fitness class at Ryarsh vh for all ages & abilities. nick on 07885 568263 thursdays 7.45pm co-dependants anonymous (coda) at the Khch info. from Ruth at 07921713281 thursdays 7.15pm Yoga dance Fusion, Malling school, east Malling, Rose-Marie 01622 715576 thursdays 8-10pm Live music at the Lobster Pot, swan st, West Malling, Kent thursdays 8.15pm Beginners Pilates, Malling school, east Malling, Rose-Marie 01622 715576 Fridays (starts 7/1/11)7-8pm Belly dance classes at Khch Fridays 7.30pm drama group, chip Productions, WMvh, new members welcome. Rob 0790 357 9237 Fridays 8-10pm the heath Players at east Malling institute, Mill street. contact Peter on 01622 717491. Fridays 8.30pm Badminton classes at snodland vh. all standards. contact grahame on 01622 735463 saturdays children’s dance drama and Musical theatre. WMvh. 4yrs to teens! 07981 831745. saturdays 2-4pm Kiddliwinks Pre-school new building open day, behind nettlestead village hall, Maidstone Road, nettlestead. 01622 869916 3rd saturday Yalding Farmers' Market, old village high street - 01622 814208 Mon/Wed/Fridays 11am Bootcamp in Pippins Way, Kings hill. call Matt Lyons 07875 978265 tues/thursdays Martial arts classes, addington village hall. tues/thursdays 7am and 9.30am 11am Bootcamp in Pippins Way, Kings hill. call Matt Lyons 07875 978265 tues/sat/sundays outdoor Pursuits and social group. various activities. text/call 07980 538941 Friday 8 april 7pm Quiz night at Larkfield vh in aid of Maidstone hospital League of Friends. 01622 726367. saturday 9 april 2-5pm Malling Photographic society exhibition at WM village hall, norman Rd, West Malling. saturday 9 april 7.30pm east Malling singers spring concert at church of st James the great eM. tkts £8/£6 saturday 16 april 11am-4pm Ladies relaxation day at Khch Massage, Manicure, tarot, Worshops etc. adm, £3 saturday 30 april 10am Bluebell Wood, charity Walk in upper halling. call Patrick Lawry 01634 240892. saturday 30 april 10am-4pm grand Plant sale at the church of st John the Baptist, tonbridge Rd, Wateringbury. Wednesday 20 april 8pm clout institute, high st, WM gerry harris’ talk 18th cent. painters gainsborough & Reynolds. sat/sun 7/8 May 10-4pm spadework open day at teston Rd, offham 01732 870002. tractor show, BBQ, ale, etc.
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D.W. KITCHENS & BATHROOMS of KENT est. 18 Years
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Kings Hill Christian Fellowship To know Christ and to make Him known
JESUS ON KINGS HILL
Kings Hill Christian Fellowship is a group of Christians of all ages who worship Jesus on Kings Hill each Sunday from 10.30am – 11.45am at the Community Hall. We warmly welcome you to join us for: G Lively worship G Sunday school for various ages G Refreshments after the service Or simply to make contact in a time of need. Visit: www.khcf.org.uk or call: 01732 841700 or email: enquiries@khcf.org.uk Our house groups, prayer groups, ladies’ groups, bible study and social events take place at other times. KHCF is a registered charity 26
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Av Custom Installs complete audio and visual installation service
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