Kings Hill/West Malling April 2014

Oracle the local

Month 123: April 2014

Distribution 16,000 homes & businesses

YOUR MONTHLY GUIDE TO LOCAL SERVICES IN AND AROUND

Photo by John Chilton of West Malling

KINGS HILL & WEST MALLING ADDINGTON, BIRLING, EAST MALLING, HALLING, HOLBOROUGH, LARKFIELD, LEYBOURNE, MEREWORTH, OFFHAM, RYARSH, SNODLAND, TROTTISCLIFFE & WATERINGBURY

News the local

Dear Readers

Well we think/hope you agree that Summer looks to be finally on it’s way making April the month to get the garden organised and ready to sit out in when the hot sun is ready for us. You might want to have a proper spring clean in the house too so we have more than enough people advertising to help with everything. We also have lots of new advertisers this month so why not sit back and have a browse through to find the people who are going to make your life easier!

The Easter break is coming up too so you will find lots of events listed in both your printed copy and our online calendar.

The latest edition can be found online each month www.thelocaloracle.co.uk.

Anna & Jane

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info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING IN THE MAY EDITIONS ARE:

Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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Howard Caine The Conservatory People Conservatories - Windows - Doors

Conservatory too Hot in the Summer? or too Cold in the Winter?

Here at Howard Caine Conservatories, we are able to offer an all year round solution.

Why not replace your existing roof glass or polycarbonate with the latest climate control heat-guard materials.

Go green and make your existing windows more energy efficient with less heat loss and lower heating bills.

We also specialize in the following *New Conservatories *Refurbishment *Window/Doors *Overhauls *Soffits/Facia *Misted / broken units *Guttering *Handles/Hinges *Fensa Registered *Fully insured

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Tel/Fax 01732 321050 Mobile 07798 867393

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Unusual and delicious for special occasions Personalised Chocolate Bars Our own hand made truffles & chocolates for Easter!

Bespoke and unique wedding favours and as always, the original sweetie cakes, party cones, sweetie kebabs, huge range of old fashioned sweets in jars, vegetarian jellies, gluten free, sugar & dairy free selection of sweets & chocolates and much more.....

Why not hold your birthday party or hen night at the Chocolate Umbrella Lots of fun making chocolate goodies to take home for just £15.00 per person.

We cater for children & adult parties/workshops to suit you.

High quality Belgian chocolate, refreshments included, food boxes can be arranged.

We look forward to seeing you but please feel free to call or pop in for a chat and look around.

42 High Street, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Professional Carpet Cleaning

Looking for a professional, local, family run carpet cleaning company?

Then give Jordan or Megan a call.

Many companies don’t guarantee their work, we do - 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed

Also Upholstery Cleaning, Stain Removal, Stainguard Protection & Leather Suite Cleaning Safe cleaning process, No solvents or bleaching agents used - All work fully insured Special Offer - FREE CARPET CLEAN

- have three carpets cleaned and we will clean the smallest for free So for a friendly, professional service please call us now

Telephone: 01732 872 199 M: 0773 888 6900 - Jordan or Megan - 07874 005 135 E: info@kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk www.kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk M2493 12

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No extra charge after midnight

01732 871 234 www.kingshillcars.com

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LIGHTING & HOMEWARE SHOWROOM

Mon–Thurs 9-5pm Fri 9-4.30pm Sat 9-3pm

www.lightingcompanyonline.co.uk

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“THE AERIAL MAN” Family business - established 28 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS

NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS

FULLY INSURED

Enjoy your free digital channels

All aspects of Plumbing and Drainage Gas and Heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

Call 01732 590827 or 07515 884653 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

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LEAFLET DISTRIBUTION 1,000 - 40,000 WE CAN TARGET SPECIFIC AREAS TO SUIT YOU Give us a call or drop us an email.

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01474 813434 www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

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BASICALLY BATHROOMS

THE CLEANING SERVICE

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Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free survey and estimates.

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ELECTRICAL & SECURITY SERVICES Office: 01622 433355 Oliver: 07795 907849 Mitchell: 07926 878200 Local friendly experienced electricians - no job too big or too small, great rates, free quotes.

Re-wires - Additional lights/sockets Fuse boards - Outside lighting - CCTV Emergency Call out 24/7 New builds - Intercoms Wired/Wireless intruder alarms

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Fedurco Solutions Ltd FOR ALL YOUR DRAINAGE NEEDS

DRAINAGE & PLUMBING

FAST AND RELIABLE SERVICE

EMERGENCY 24 HOURS l All blockages l Domestic & Commercial l Descaling l CCTV Survey l Lining repairs l No-dig Technology l All plumbing work

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Mr Mower

Garden Equipment Service and Repair

Contact Rob on 0759 671 9295 All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service covering all areas of kent and Surrey.

Fully qualified Horticultural Engineer with over 30 years experience.

www.mrmower.co.uk

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SOS

WINDOW WORKS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

Broken Hinges 3 Misted Units Broken Glass Doors Re-adjusted Damaged Handles Child Restrictors Fire Escape Hinges Patio Door Rollers Letter Boxes Cat & Dog Flaps Multi-Point Door Locks Velux Windows Lock Outs/Emergency Entry

Family Run Business. Est. 1989

NO CALL OUT CHARGE

Tel: 01622 206690 On Site Mob: 07779 006696 The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7LZ email: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

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We cover three areas with over 12,000 distribution in each giving a total of 40,000 homes and businesses covered by the local Oracle Kings Hill, West Malling, Addington, Birling, East Malling, Halling, Holborough, Larkfield, Leybourne, Mereworth, Offham, Ryarsh, Snodland, Trottiscliffe and Wateringbury

Paddock Wood, Tonbridge, Hadlow, Five Oak Green, East Peckham, Matfield and Southborough Aylesford, Barming, Allington, Ditton and parts of Maidstone We have many options for you to use for your business: Standard Category Advert in the A-Z section, Colour Category, 1/4, 1/2 and Full Page Adverts Each edition is updated and put onto our website.

We can print, supply and deliver 1,000 to 40,000 leaflets.

Have your own webpage on our website along side other local trusted businesses for just ÂŁ45 + vat a year!

You know it makes sense.... just go to the website or give us a call on 01732 844246 (Anna) or 01732 521494 (Jane)

www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

INDEX the local NEWS

Cleaning*

Nails*

KINGS HILL MAP

Computer Support

Oven Cleaners*

COLOUR ADVERTS

Conservatories

Pet Services

Decorators*

Photography

Double Glazing

Plastering*

Double Glazing Repairs

Plumbers

Drainage & Plumbing

Printers

Driving Instructor

Property Maintenance

Dry Cleaning

Recruitment (IT)

Electricians*

Removals

Estate Agent

Roofing

Fencing

Scrap Metal Clearance

Flooring

Shutters

Garage Doors

Skip Hire

Garden Landscapers*

Solicitors

Business Opportunity

Garden Maintenance

Soul Music

Car Body Repairs

Garden Services

Sports Massage

Car Registration Numbers

Gas & Heating Services

Sweet Shop

Car Sales

Hairstylist - mobile

Taxi & Executive Cars*

Car Service & Repairs

Handyman*

Tree Surgery

Car Valeting

Inventory Clerks

Upholstery

Carpentry

Ironing Services

Website Design

Carpet Cleaning

Jewellers

Weight Loss

Carpets

Lawn Mower Repairs

Windows

Carpet Fitter

Letting Agent

Window Cleaners

Charity

Lighting

USEFUL NUMBERS

Chiropody & Podiatry

Locksmith

EVENTS

Chocolate Parties

Loft Ladders & Hatches

* New Advertisers

Accountants Aerials* Alarm Systems Appliance Repair Architectural Design Artist Bathroom Installations Beauty & Complementary Blinds Building & Fire Regulations Building Refurbishment Building Services Business Networking

All adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

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A AERIALS HM Installations Aerials - Satellites - Home Entertainment

a-c ACCOUNTANTS Clover Accounting Services Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 523485 Mobile: 07967 118639 Contact: Heidi Dennis heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns TaxAssist Accountants 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL Tel: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 Contact: Gary Richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/Larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises.

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TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 844246 01732 521494

Mobile: 07780 470541 info@hminstallations.co.uk www.hminstallations.co.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, Data Cabling, Telephone Points, TV Installations, Home Cinema, CCTV and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, 15 Years Experience.

The Aerial Man Tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Mobile: 07840 316376 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance (Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

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ALARM SYSTEMS Virtus Security Ltd Tel: 01622 616241 info@virtussecurity.co.uk www.virtussecurity.co.uk Intruder alarm specialists in design, service and maintenance.

- Experienced security engineers - Fully insured - Free no obligation quotations - Jobs individually priced - Code resetting available - Residential and commercial - CCTV/Access control and door entry work also undertaken.

10% discount when quoting Oracle.

APPLIANCE REPAIR

A-B APPLIANCE REPAIR Jeff Smith Domestic Appliance Repairs St Bernards Dean Lane Harvel Nr Meopham Kent Tel/Fax: 01474 816661 jeffsmithdomestics@hotmail.co.uk Installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN Creative Architectural Design Ltd Tel: 01732 824354 Contact: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf.

Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

ARTIST Christopher Marshall Luddesdowne Nr Meopham Tel/Fax: 01474 813434 Contact: Christopher Marshall info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

Appliance Care and Repair

Basically Bathrooms

Mobile: 07545 044276 Contact: Graham 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk

Tel: 01732 321008 Mobile: 07967 741445 Contact: Tony McKimm

Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

Over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

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Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 17)

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS Nightingale Bathrooms Tel: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

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BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY Gemini Beauty Larkfield Tel: 01732 842279 Mobile: 07749 589414 angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

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BLINDS Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB Tel: 01892 825522 Mobile: 07767 326211 Contact: Stuart Munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 844246 01732 521494

B BUILDING REGULATIONS Planning DIY this bank holiday?

Check if you need Building Regs first.

Even small projects may need Building Regs approval.

Wilkinson Construction Consultants - the alternative to Local Authority Building Inspectors.

Office@thebuildinginspector.org 01732 523466 www.thebuildinginspector.org

B BUILDING SERVICES Artbuild Ltd Tel/Fax: 01622 817225 Mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of Master builders.

Extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating.

An established family company.

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BUILDING REFURBISHMENT Pete Sloman Y DIY? Building Refurbishment Decorating and Maintenance Tel: 01732 842258 Mobile: 07748 102320 All general building work including Painting and Decorating, Joinery and Tiling.

Local references available Free estimates Advice on affordable solutions.

BUILDING SERVICES AAPM Construction Mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 Contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

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Any Aspect Builders Ltd Tel: 01622 729536 Mobile: 07407 764555 Contact: Kieron kieronrobinson5@gmail.com anyaspectbuilders.weebly.com Extensions, Driveways, Patios, Fencing, Refurbishments and more.

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured Free Quotes Reference Available Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget to mention the local Oracle

Paul Tann Ltd Tel: 01732 842863 Mobile: 07956 313287 0 7834 810453 Contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

R Blackman General Maintenance Tel: 01892 838668 Mobile: 07887 948430 Contact: Richard Blackman rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

Star Construction Tel: 01732 848640 mobile: 07930 244454 contact: Mark Warrington www.starconstruction.net Star Construction can assist you with small, medium and large home maintenance, renovation and improvement projects inside and out. Design to completion of conversions, extensions and new builds. Local examples of high quality work available to view.

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BUSINESS NETWORKING

CAR REGISTRATION NUMBERS

BNI Kings Hill Kings Hill Golf Club, Kings Hill We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

01732 844246

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Networking Marketing Business Tel: 0800 231 5753 Mobile: 07828 085778 Contact: Fran Boorman fran@minimumbills.co.uk www.income2bankon.co.uk Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

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Car Registration Numbers Mobile: 07909 975 806 Contact: Ian Limited number of private plates for sale.

C1 TYS 65 AAB S44 BVS C4 SCV Offers invited!

Call for more details.

CAR SALES

C CAR VALETING Wash ‘N’ Go Mobile: 07821 370486 Contact: Dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz Fully insured mobile car valeting service.

Will travel to a location that is convenient for you.

Phone for price list.

CARPENTRY

JCB Medway Bailey Drive, Gillingham Business Park ME8 0PZ Tel: 01634 378988 www.thejcbgroup.co.uk

Chatfield Carpentry Tel: 01732 871449 Mobile: 07985 273773 Contact: Steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk

New & Used Car & Van Sales Servicing & Maintenance Trade Parts, Business & Fleet Sales MOTs, Tyres, Parts & Accessories Part Exchange Always Welcome

Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices.

Over 17 years expereince City and Guilds qualified.

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CAR BODY REPAIRS Autospray Solutions Mobile: 07773 340049 Tel: 01622 727263 Contact: Ben Mobile Body Repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches.

All vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods.

Call now for your free quotation.

Award winning service.

Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU Tel: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

CAR SERVICE & REPAIRS Car Remarket 778 London Road, Larkfield, Kent Tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 All aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs.

Fibreglass and plastic repairs.

MOT welding.

Insurance work.

Call or pop in.

Kingshill Garage Limited North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU. Tel: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics (See Colour Ad On Page 19) Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

D Maddox Carpentry Tel: 01622 747137 Mobile: 07884 421650 Contact: Dave Kitchens, Bathrooms, Wet Rooms, Internal/External Doors, Skirting, Architrave, Storage Cupboards/Wardrobes, Flooring, Tiling Clean, reliable, quality service

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services Tel: 01634 242807 Mobile: 07838 156170 Contact: Neil Hudson hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk All aspects of carpentry, building and home maintenance including kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, flooring, doors and more! Over 20 years experience. Local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our facebook page for customer feedback.

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CARPET FITTER

RED Carpentry Tel: 01622 751447 Mobile: 07896 904056 Contact: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

CARPET CLEANING Abbi Carpet Cleaning Freephone: 0800 055 6082 Mobile: 07938 524223 Truck mounted carpet cleaning.

Rapid drying times.

Fully trained and insured.

Police checked operator.

Domestic and Commercial.

Great deals for empty rooms!

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Tel: 01732 872199 Contact: Jordan on 0773 888 6900 Megan on 07874 005 135 info@kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk www.kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

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CARPETS Ightham Carpets & Flooring Mobile: 07568 305908 Contact: Bradley Whitehead ighthamcarpetsandflooring@yahoo.co.uk All carpets and flooring supplied and installed.

NICF Master Fitter Samples brought to you 24 hrs a day - Carpets - Laminate/Wood - Vinyl - Amtico/Karndean - Tiles - Domestic/Contract Will beat any quote!

P J Carpet Fitters Leybourne Tel/Fax: 01732 872527 Mobile: 07831 201929 Contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk 30 year’s experience.

Carpet & all accessories can be supplied.

Free measuring and estimates.

No job too small.

CHARITY Lions Club of Malling District Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm at The Farmhouse, 97-99 High Street West Malling, Kent ME19 6NA www.elitepubs.com/the_farmhouse/ Call 0845 8335735 and ask for Ted Inns for details

Kings Hill Rotary Club khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/ Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes.

Everyone is welcome to join the young, vibrant and exciting group.

Please email or just come along.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 844246 01732 521494 Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

C CHIROPODY & PODIATRY West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP Tel: 01732 848460 Contact: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS westmallingpods@gmail.com HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and home visits also available.

CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA CHOCOLATE PARTIES

Workshops and parties for lots of fun and lots of chocolatey goodies to take home.

Just £15.00 per head Also, truffle making workshops, hen nights & birthdays at the Chocolate Umbrella

42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 12)

CLEANING Belle Casa Tel: 01622 260091 www.bellecasa.co.uk We know how hard it can be to find a dependable and honest cleaner, which is where we can help.

Professional cleaning and ironing for a fully inclusive rate of only £9.75 per hour (min of 2 hours per week) (See Colour Ad On Page 17) Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off & spring cleaning * New Housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* Call for a free estimate.

C CLEANING Maid 2 Shine Tel: 01732 852707 Mobile: 07976 867088 maid_2shine@btinternet.com www.maid-2-shine-cleaning.co.uk Tailored packages to comply with your needs.

Hours & days to suit you.

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COMPUTER SUPPORT AA Computer Services Tel: 01732 848988 Mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

ALTONE Computers Ltd Tel: 01732 354812 Mobile: 07771 707035 Contact: Alan www.altone.co.uk Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

APC Manpower Computer Services Tel: 01732 790099 Mobile: 07867 771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk VIRUS Removal Specialists Broadband or WIFI issues SLOW or FREEZING Computer.

PC Not starting. Laptop Screen - repair. Memory Upgrades.

Network your Home or Setup PC PRINTER setup. No Fix, No Fee

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COMPUTER SUPPORT Champ Computer Services West Malling Tel: 01732 843659 Mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk The local PC experts for: -PC health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -Virus & spyware removal/protection -Complete PC installation & upgrades -No fix - no fee!

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Howard Caine Conservatories Tel/Fax: 01732 321050 Mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

(See Colour Ad On Page 6)

Professional and reliable service at reasonable prices.

Interior and exterior work undertaken.

Call now for a free estimate.

Orangeries Southeast Ltd Tel/Fax: 01732 849020 Mobile: 07860 483348 info@orangeriessoutheast.com www.orangeriessoutheast.com

Tel: 0208 778 0704 Mobile: 07764 181468 Contact: Barrie Regan

Family run local company with over 30 years' experience specialising in Orangeries and Conservatories Windows and Doors Composite and Bi-Fold Doors Vertical Sliding Sash Windows PVCu, Hardwood and Aluminium High quality products, installation & service.

City and Guilds qualified.

Establised decorator with 25 years experience.

Quality internal and external painting and decorating.

Based in Kent; office in London Free estimates.

Written references on request.

TO ADVERTISE HERE

Andrew Baxter Tel: 01892 459818 Contact: Andrew Baxter

B Regan Decorating Services

Choice Painting & Decorating Tel: 01732 875507 Mobile: 07761 601896 Contact: Dean Woolterton

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City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

D DECORATORS G J Services West Malling Mobile: 07764 684495 Tel: 01732 872125 Contact: Guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates John Green Décor Ltd Tel: 0800 783 1916 sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

JP's Decorating Mobile: 07956 874044 07944 126353 Contact: Phil jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest.

I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB Tel/Fax: 01732 873754 Mob: 07971 542609/07824 887677 m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work welcome References on request.

D DOUBLE GLAZING Apollo Trade Windows 539 Loose Road Maidstone Kent ME15 9UQ Tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk Windows, Doors & Conservatories “Nobody does it better” (See Colour Ad On Page 3) DWC Home Improvements Tel: 01732 423015 01622 611872 Mobile: 07858 187706 Contact: Chris www.dwckent.co.uk Doors - Windows - Conservatories All double glazing repairs.

UPVC Roofline, Gutters etc....

Quality Products at Trade Prices.

10 Year Gtee. All work fully Insured.

Supply Only or Supply & Fit - Free quotes.

UPVC Doors fitted from £575 Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

(See Colour Ad On Back Page)

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS DG Solutions (Kent) Limited Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved Tel: 01732 842691 Mobile: 07870 213098 contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

D DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS SOS Window Works The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ Tel: 01622 206690 Mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

DRAINAGE & PLUMBING Ferdurco Solutions Limited Tel: 01732 252 112 enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR Glen’s Driving School Tel: 01732 841966 Mobile: 07525 209294 glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

DRY CLEANING Kings Hill Dry Cleaners Shop 4, Liberty Square, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4AU Tel: 01732 522233 info@kingshilldrycleaners.co.uk All your dry cleaning needs.

Laundry.

Repairs and alterations.

Carpet cleaning.

Loyalty scheme.

Same day service.

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Andy Payne Electrical Tel: 01732 848879 Mobile: 07830 456928 ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P Domestic Electrician.

Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

2391 Inspection and Testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections.

Free quotes.

Domestic and Residential Electrical Services Tel: 01622 870147 Mobile: 07515 159821 Email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches. Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. No hidden extras.

ASD Electrical Services

Electrical and Security Services Tel: 01622 433355 Mobile: Contact: Oliver 07795 907849 Mitchell 07926 878200

Mobile: 07885 605424 Daryl 07885 621188 Shanice asdelectricalservices@gmail.com No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee (See Colour Ad On Page 16) Brightstar Electrical Limited Free Quotations Tel: 01622 890647 Mobile: 07814 540984 Contact: Jon Melliard brightstar-electrical@hotmail.co.uk All Domestic & commercial electrical works undertaken.

Full or part re-wire, additional sockets and lights, central heating wiring Testing and inspection and fault finding.

Member of the Electrical Safety Register Part P Qualified Energy Efficient Lighting advice and installation. Over 20 yrs experience.

ELECTRICIANS Cobalt Contracts Ltd Tel: 01732 843438 Mobile: 07706 130061 Contact: Bob Battledore bob.battledore@cobaltcontracts.co.uk E lectricia n 17th E dition, P a rt P Reg istered NA P IT, F ully insured 3 Rewires – full & partial 3 Additional sockets/lighting 3 Testing & Inspection 3 Electric cookers/showers 3 Underfloor heating/fuse boards Ca ll now for a free quote

oliver@emergencyelectricianmaidstone.co.uk www.emergencyelectricianmaidstone.co.uk

Local friendly experienced electricians - no job too big or too small, great rates, free quotes.

- Re-wires - Additional lights/sockets - Fuse boards, Outside lighting, CCTV - Emergency Call out 24/7 - New builds - Intercoms - Wired/Wireless intruder alarms\ (See Colour Ad On Page 18)

ELECTRICIANS

AAV Tel: 01732 897766 arrangeaviewing.com Online estate agency, Sell your house from £379 + vat Rent your property from £50pcm+vat We will beat any genuine written quote.

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f-h FENCING Able Fencing Tel: 07718 065111 Contact: Kane caplekane@gmail.com All types of fencing supplied, erected and repaired.

Old fences cleared and disposed of.

Licensed waste carrier.

Fully insured Free quotations No job too small

L T Security & Electrical Services Braeburn Way, Kings Hill, West Malling Tel: 01732 522788 Mobile: 07971 552663 Contact: Lee Terry leeterry4@googlemail.com Experienced & qualified Electrician & Security Engineer. Alarms installed/ Existing alarms maintained. All domestic & commercial work undertaken. Extra Sockets/ Switches/ Lights Fitted. Electrical Testing Competitive Pricing. Fast & very reliable.

Free estimates. No job too small.

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All Seasons Garden Fencing Tel: 01732 844634 Mobile: 07957 209073 Contact: Mark Steward www.allseasonsltd.org.uk All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded.

Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas.

No job too small.

No VAT charged.

Free quotations.

F FENCING MW Fencing Tel: 01732 844671 Mobile: 07973 843198 Contact: Mark Wooler All types of fencing supplied & fitted.

Chain link, Pallisade Mesh, Panels, Post & rail Close boarded.

Gates.

Also tree felling, chipping, stump grinding and hedge cutting.

Member of Trust A Trader.

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

Tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes.

Over 18 yrs experience.

Visit our new website.

FLOORING

K2 Flooring 14-16 High St,West Malling, ME19 6QR Tel: 0800 032 8967 info@k2flooring.co.uk www.k2flooring.co.uk Celebrating 50 years trading. 1961-2011 Free estimates on all your flooring needs. Specialising in carpets, wood, laminate, Karndean,Amtico, vinyl blinds and underfloor heating.

Check out our price promise!

Head Office at Swanley 0800 032 8966

GARAGE DOORS Garage Door Associates Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland Tel: 01732 590085 maidstone@garagedoors4you.co.uk www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice.

Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

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A D Landscapes Ltd Ightham Tel: 01732 763114 Mobile: 07790 036871 Contact: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

B WRIGHT LANDSCAPES LTD Design & Construction

Patios Driveways, Decking Brickwork All aspects of landscaping

www.bwrightlandscapes.co.uk brett@bwrightlandscapes.co.uk Tel: 01732 842475 Mobile: 07958 546858 Visit our website to see our work

J & P Landscape & Fencing Contractors Mobile: 07967 514688 Contact: Paul Gower All types of fencing, decking, tree work, ponds, hedges, patios, paths and drives.

Turf supplied, delivered and laid.

Grass cutting and garden clearance.

Jet washing drives and pavements.

Mini digger work also undertaken.

Fully insured. Call for a free quote.

Yew Tree Landscapes Larkfield Tel: 01732 848179 Mobile: 07850 175077 Contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. General garden maintenance. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

All major credit/debit cards taken.

GARDEN MAINTENANCE Checkley Landscapes

Garden Maintenance

Tel: 01732 351044 Mobile: 07980 821795 Contact: Eddie Checkley ejcheckley@hotmail.co.uk

Freephone: 0800 511 8081 Contact: Mark

For all your installations and complete garden designs.

Patios, driveways, retaining walls in timber or brickwork, steps, decking, all types of fencing, planting designs.

No job too small. Free Quotations.

Coe's Landscapes Tel: 07944 442442 Tim Coe 07785 543037 Peter Coe www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

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All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

GARDEN SERVICES D J Snow Gardening Services Tel: 01634 244313 Mobile: 07970 435255 snowd258@aol.com Need help with your garden?

Mowing, weeding or just a tidy Trees topped or hedges trimmed Paths, patios & drives jet washed Full public liability.

G GARDEN SERVICES Down To Earth Garden Services Tel: 01732 841904 Mobile: 07801 440994 Contact: Peter Roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance Grass cutting and hedge cutting Lawn treatment Garden clearance

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V & S Garden Services Tel: 01732 521224 Mobile: 07958 997336 Contact: Sue or Vince All garden maintenance/clearance.

Hedge cutting/weeding.

Lawn mowing. Pressure washing patios or driveways.

Either as a one off job or on a regular basis.

Fully insured & own tools supplied.

Log splitting service available.

Free estimates.

Very reasonable rates.

Elise - Freelance mobile stylist Mobile: 07530 203451 Contact: Lisa A London experience in the comfort of your home.

Specialising in precision haircuts and fashion colour.

Bridal hair and make-up.

Over 20yrs exp originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Also available evenings & weekends.

Call for a free no obligation consultation.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

Kings Hill Garden Services Based on Kings Hill Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 Contact: Chris Coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

Cannon Services (UK) Ltd

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Tel: 01732 430140 Contact: Nigel Cook office@cannon-services.co.uk

Tel: 01732 875326 Mobile: 07902 949572

A complete garden service from mowing to clearance Hedge work and Tree Surgery Fencing - New or repaired NPTC qualified Fully Insured CRB checked Licensed Waste Carrier Call for a free quotation

Fully Gas Safe Register qualified gas heating engineers carrying out all types of gas heating works including boiler installations, servicing, breakdowns, radiator replacements and Landlord Gas Safety Certificates.

Free no obligation quotes.

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Professional mobile family hairdresser Cut - blowdry Highlights - lowlights Colours - Perms Also specialising in bridal hairstyles and make-up.

Chelsea Gas and Waterworks MJM Mowing Services Tel: 07761 313838

Tel: 01732 321754 Mobile: 07973 138489 Contact: Simon Williams chelseagaswks@aol.com Gas Safe Registered: 36297

Private and light commercial lawnmowing service and general garden maintenance.

Reliable and efficient service.

15 years of satisfied customers.

Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken.

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The Lawn Warrior Tel: 01622 790647 Mobile: 07530 129381 Contact: Stuart busbridge.stuart@gmail.com

Wicks Gas

General garden maintenance.

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Lawn mowing, lawn care, pruning, weeding, hedge trimming and strimming.

Spring/Autumn tidy ups.

Fully insured and DBS checked.

Reliable and friendly service.

EMAIL YOUR EVENTS IN FOR APRIL info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

HANDYMAN Tel: 01732 883544 Mobile: 07748 780811 Contact: Gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

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Assembly Man Home Tel: 0173 249 0071 Mobile: 0780 694 9999 Contact: David Hughes assemblyman.dave@gmail.com Flat Pack assembly, Outdoor furniture assembly, Home playground assembly, Fence & Shed painting, Patio & Drive power washing, Picture/Mirror hanging, Shelving, Water features, Small to medium odd jobs. Free No Obligation Quote Senior Discount Public Liability Insurance Held.

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Derek’s Home Maintenance Ltd

Tel: 01634 244061 Mobile: 07941 172176 derekdhmltd@blueyonder.co.uk You buy and I fit kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, taps, guttering, general household repairs, radiators.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

HANDY ANDY

Building & Property Maintenance Tel: 01732848559 Mob: 07841045058 Contact: Andy andys2506@aol.com www.kingshillservices.net Professional Services Include Extensions, Carpentry inc. flooring Painting & Decorating, , Kitchens Inc. Tiling & all General Property Maintenance Based In Kings Hill Free Quotes - Fully Insured Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance Mobile: 07726 525633 Contact: Bob insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Laminate Flooring - Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly Pressure Washing - Patio & Drive Cleaning - Gardening.

No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Steve’s Home & Garden Services Tel: 01732 846420 Mobile: 07758 311576 Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

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Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX Tel: 01732 872159 Mobile: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

INVENTORY CLERKS Invicta Inventories Tel: 01732 446220 Mobile: 07933 789618 office@invictainventories.com www.invictainventories.com twitter@inv_inventories Residential inventory clerks.

Available 7 days a week.

Inventories from £45

IRONING SERVICES Aristocrat Ironing & Domestic Cleaning Services Tel: 01732 846597 Mobile: 07711 690226 Contact: Debbie Friendly, professional service in a non smoking environment.

Free collection and delivery.

Call now for a no obligation quote on domestic cleaning.

Bespoke Ironing Tel: 01732 874 521 Mobile: 07803 788325 Contact: Claire Dolke claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

25 items for £15 Introducing our new Weekend Express Service.

Free collection and delivery.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

JEWELLERS Andrew Smith Jewellers 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA Tel: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat (See Colour Ad on Page 11)

LAWNMOWER REPAIRS Mr Mower Mobile: 0759 671 9295 Contact: Rob All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

(See Colour Ad On Page 20)

LETTING AGENT

We are an experienced Lettings Agency covering Maidstone, West Malling, Aylesford & surrounding areas.

Free market appraisal.

Robust referencing, Viewing feedback.

Fixed low price.

Contact our letting team today!

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NAILS DKNails Mobile: 07854 317096 Contact: Dawn dawndknails@hotmail.com

Not all letting agents are the same…

West Malling 01732 874990

Maidstone 01622 682225

www.touchstoneresidential.co.uk

…we’re setting the standard.

(See Colour Ad On Page 15)

Mobile Nail Technician with over 10 years experience.

Manicures/Pedicures Nail Extensions Fibreglass/acrylic and Jessica Geleration Gels (See Colour Ad On Page 18)

LIGHTING

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Lakes Lighting Company Lighting & Homeware Showroom Unit 10, Centre Court, Sir Thomas Longley Road, Medway City Estate, Rochester, Kent ME2 4BQ Tel: 01634 717242 www.lightingcompanyonline.co.uk Suppliers of Astro Lighting, Diyas, Diyas Home, Endon home and Lighting and many more!

Swarovski authorised lighting partner.

(See Colour Ad On Page 14)

CleanSmart Solutions Tel: 01634 540210 Mobile: 07947 137057 info@cleansmartsolutions.co.uk www.cleansmartsolutions.co.uk Oven Cleaning from £40 Carpet Cleaning from £25 Driveway & Patio Cleaning from £90 Fully Insured, Fully Trained & Qualified Members of Checkatrade (See Colour Ad On Page 17)

LOCKSMITH A.Maidstone Locksmiths 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS Tel: 01622 410057 Mobile: 07837 751611 Contact: John john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES Loft Ladders Tel: 01732 840744 Mobile: 07751 256725 Contact: Michael Loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch.

Also loft flooring. Qualified City and Guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind.

All work guaranteed.

WILL MATCH ANY ESTIMATE. FREE QUOTATIONS.

P PET SERVICES Your Furry Friend’s Friend Tel: 01732 842807 Mobile: 07709 025684 Contact: Lisa LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk A friendly and reliable pet sitting service for your cats and other small furry animals whilst you are away from home. Leave your pets in their familiar surroundings and come home to happy and contented furry friends.

A member of The National Association of Registered Petsitters Police checked and fully insured

PHOTOGRAPHY Rowe Studio Tel: 01732 522864 Mobile: 07974 006203 Contact: Helen Rowe www.rowestudiouk.com Weddings and portraits.

My portfolio can be found on my website.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

PLASTERING DG Oven Cleaning Charlie Skelly Tel: 01622 817696 Mobile: 07949 570058 Contact: Gwen and Dave Turk gwenturk60@gmail.com Small family run business in Maidstone and surrounding areas.

Single ovens from £45!

Oven Wizards Tel: 01622 616168 Mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £44. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients.

Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Tel: 07590 262809 All aspects of plastering & rendering Friendly & professional Internal & external skimming High quality finish Free estimates

Wall 2 Wall Plastering Tel: 01634 313326 Mobile: 07843 881657 Contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

P PLUMBERS DL Plumbing Addington Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141 All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

Including tiling and flooring.

Hylton Plumbing Services West Malling Tel: 01732 843086 Mobile: 07970 528822 Contact: Hylton Visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

John Ascot Plumbing

P PLUMBERS P & R Installation Co. Ltd (Established 1977) Tel: 0800 345 7000 www.pandr.com If water runs through it, we do it.

Plumbing, gas, bathrooms, boilers.

Our reputation is leaking out....!

Servecom Tel: 01622 230346 Mobile: 07854 766446 Contact: Simon Clegg formula4t@gmail.com www.servecom.co.uk emergencyplumberstonbridge.co.uk No call out fee Competitive rates 24 hours No job too small!

Call now for free estimate All engineers are fully qualified and Gas Safe Registered.

PRINTER

Tel: 01732 590827 or 07515 884653 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

P PROPERTY MAINTENANCE MBS Ltd (General Property Maintenance) West Malling Tel: 01732 871335 Mobile: 07850 830947 Contact: Malcolm Smart malcolmbsmart@aol.com No Job too small... just ask!

Painting/ Decorating. Tiling/Taps& Toilets Furniture/Flat Pack Assembly Patios/Drives laid (also repaired) Pressure washing/cleaning of weather boarding/patio's etc.

Gardening/Landscaping Fully insured. CRB Checked OR Services Mobile: 07798 605624 owen@orservices.org.uk From hanging pictures and fixing dripping taps to a bathroom and kitchen fitting service. We do all trades: plumbing, electrical, tiling, garden maintenance, handyman, and groundworks.

"We specialise in small jobs!!"

All work will be undertaken.

We offer free quotes and very competive rates.

Pioneer Property Group If you have a problem with your home or require improvements please contact us as listed below: Electrician - 07872 021304 Garden Design - 07854 221 338 Project Management - 07772 771697 Decorator - 07754 789308 Plumber - 07515 148325 Security - 01622 735974 Window Repair - 07950 761061 IT & Technology - 0845 200 4085

All aspects of plumbing and drainage Gas and heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

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PROPERTY MAINTENANCE K McCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services Tel: 01732 847363 Mobile: 07851 774726 Gas Safe Registered Engineer & qualified plumber All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates No call out charge No Vat

Impact Decoration Tel: 01732 873726 Mobile: 07882 597433 Contact: Sam Gregory info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Internal and external decoration Domestic and commercial Plastering and skimming Insurance repairs City and Guilds qualified Public Liability Insurance held Kings Hill based Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget to mention the local Oracle

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RARK Solutions Ltd East Malling Research Centre, New Road, East Malling, Kent Tel: 01732 875338 info@RARKSolutions.com www.RARKSolutions.com Your local Information Technology (IT) Recruitment Specialist.

If you are looking to recruit talented IT people or looking for a new challenge yourself then contact us today!

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REMOVALS Goodfellows Removals & Storage Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL Tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708 Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

GP Removals Winsor Works, London Road West Malling ME19 5AN Tel: 0800 644 0182 or 01732 220240 Mobile: 07796 265801 www.gpremovals.co.uk UK/European moves.

Large and light removals.

Packing service available.

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Haffenden Skip Hire East Malling

01622 734367 07729 727188

All aspects of roofing and property maintenance work undertaken, from general repair and household DIY work, to complete re-roofs and rebuilds.

We offer affordable prices.

References available on request.

William Kent & Sons Roofing Tel: 01732 824059 Mobile: 07778 586865 Contact: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

Tel: 01622 205738 Mobile: 07932 715072 Contact: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service

2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

SOLICITORS Berry & Berry LLP Solicitors Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 897925 Fax: 01732 897935 kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk For professional, honest and friendly advice.

SOUL MUSIC

TLC Scrap Metal Tel: 07804 057096 Contact: Tom Calvert Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

SHUTTERS JM Removals

Tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 Mobile: 07850 049246

Shutter Frontier Tel: 01580 879761 Mobile: 07708 229295 jane@shutterfrontier.co.uk www.shutterfrontier.co.uk A stunning range of interior louvre shutters.

Full design and fitting service.

Local company.

Established 2000.

Competitive prices.

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SPORTS MASSAGE Lucy Hooper - Sports Massage Suite 3 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU Mobile: 07835 272783 Deep tissue & sports massage.

Suitable for everyone.

Aid injury repair, improves flexibility can enhance your training programme and promote a feeling of well being.

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CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA SWEET SHOP

All your favourite sweets, party bags & Kebabs made to order with free message tag.

Candy Cakes any size/colour Delicious Luxury English Truffles Macaroons, Nougat & specialities Ice Creams, Sorbets & Slush Drinks 42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 11)

TAXI & EXECUTIVE CARS

J & L Cars (Executive Travel)

Mobile: 077 6367 7773 Contact: Gary Martin info@jandlcars.co.uk www.jandlcars.co.uk

Weddings, business trips, Gatwick, Heathrow, Stansted, City, Luton airports, away days, long distance.

Travel in style at mini cab prices.

Business accounts welcome.

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T -W TREE SURGERY Qualitree Services Ltd Tel: 01622 208426 Contact: Gary or Caroline Everest hello@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk Tree Surgery, Stump Grinding & Log Deliveries Professional, Experienced, Insured & Qualified Call Today For Your Free Quotation

UPHOLSTERY

Interior Decor Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ

Tel: 01732 871042 interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk www.interiordecorkent.co.uk

Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

WEBSITE DESIGN Kingshill Cars Tel: 01732 871 234 www.kingshillcars.com Open 24 hours throughout Christmas and New Year Kings Hill to West Malling from £5 Smart reliable drivers always needed No extra charge after midnight Don’t drink and drive!

Webexpand Tel: 01732 84 24 54 www.webexpand.co.uk Web design Online shops E-Commerce Google promotion Expand your business on the web with webexpand.

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TREE SURGERY Acacia Tree and Garden Care Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 (24 hrs) Contact: Chris Coombs acacia.trees@btinternet.com www.acaciatreecare.co.uk NPTC Qualified tree surgeons Fully insured.

Free written quotations All tree work undertaken-big or small. All landscaping undertaken.

Gardening, mowing, fencing, hedges and garden clear ups.

Local resident - on call 24 hours

W WINDOWS Apollo Trade Windows 539 Loose Road Maidstone Kent ME15 9UQ Tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk Windows, Doors & Conservatories “Nobody does it better” (See Colour Ad On Page 3) Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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WINDOW CLEANERS Abbi Window Cleaning Tel: 0800 055 6082 We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

WEIGHT LOSS All Clean Windows Tel/Fax: 01622 745179 Contact: Jean Tandy gean.tandy@virgin.net

Tel: 01732 752020 Mobile: 07979 644478 Contact: Clare McCullough Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, Lighterlife has a programme for you.

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Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

USEFUL LOCAL PHONE NUMBERS ALZHEIMER'S SOCIETY West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 Helpline 01892 722511 AGE CONCERN Day Centre - Rotary House, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 848008 AGE CONCERN Info./Advice/Insurance, 3 Colonnade, West St, West Malling 01732 873977 COUNCIL Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 844522 DOCTORS Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling 01732 870212 Chaucer Way, Larkfield 01732 841213 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury 01622 814466 Snodland Medical Centre 01634 240296 HOSPITAL Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone 0845 1551000 Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch 08453 970543 LIBRARY 22-24 High Street, West Malling 01732 842504 Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops.

01732 352754 (Please call or check out website for mobile stop times and locations. http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/mobile_libraries.aspx Snodland Library 01634 243776 LOCAL HALLS Addington Village Hall 01732 843180 East Malling Village Hall 01732 844546 East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828 Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Hilary Wren khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 Leybourne Village Hall 01732 873722 Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Pauline Bell paulinebell@yahoo.co.uk 01622 813588 Offham Village Hall Contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232 Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking Secretary Derrick Groom DGroom5143@aol.com 01732 842557 Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432 Snodland Community Centre Contact: Dilys Crook info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 01634 240783 Wateringbury Village Hall 075 3532 0552 West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner 01732 844824 PHARMACIES Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling 01732 843389 Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield 01732 843203 POLICE Tonbridge Neighbourhood Policing Team Tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 Kent Police 101 RSPCA RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW 0300 1234999 SAMARITANS - 48 Grecian Street, Maidstone, ME14 2TS 01622 674444 SCHOOLS Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667 The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill 01732 847000 Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416 Leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne 01732 842008 Kings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 840180 Kings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling 01732 842739 Mereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth 01622 812569 Mereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456 More Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling 01732 843047 Offham Primary School, Church Road, Offham 01732 842355 Ryarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600 St James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling 01732 841912 The Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling 01732 840995 Trottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061 TRAINS National Rail Enquiries 08457 48 49 50

EVENTS PAGE Mondays Mondays Mondays

12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy/beginners class.

2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced. 01732 870715.

8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

Tuesdays Tuesdays Tuesdays

Musical Bumps 9.30am Mixed Age (12-36 months) 10.30am Baby Group (under 1 year) KHCC 6-7.30pm. Aylesford Knitting Group. Aylesford. Tel 01622 792710 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

Wednesday Wednesdays

Musical Bumps 9.15am 2+, 10am 1+, 11am Baby Group (under 1 year), 12noon 3+ at KHCH 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling £5 per class for advanced bookings or £6 for drop in sessions. For more information please call 07768 447657 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy and numeracy classes £5.50 for advanced bookings or £6.50 for drop in sessions. For more information please call 07768 447657 5.30-7.30pm Slimming World at The Discovery School, Kings Hill 6.15-7.15pm Weight Watchers, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - Leader Judith 01622 683382 8-10pm The Larkfield Women's Club at the Church Farm Village Hall. First week free. Contact Christina Smith on 01732 522280 for more details.

6-7.30pm. Learn to Knit. Aylesford. Drop in for beginners. Tel 01622 792710

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Thursday Musical Bumps 9.45am Mixed Age (12-36months) at Church Farm Hall, Larkfield, ME20 6ST Thursdays (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

Thursdays 6-7.30pm. Learn to crochet. Aylesford. Tel 01622 792710 Thursdays 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Dance Studio, Malling School 01622 715576 Thursdays 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576 Friday Fridays

Musical Bumps 12.45pm Baby group (under 1 year), 1.45pm Mixed Age (12-36 months) at Wateringbury VH 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

Saturdays

2.30-4pm. Learn to sew. Aylesford. Tel 01622 792710

Sundays (2nd & 4th) 10am-12noon Zen Meditation Group, ME16, contact Barbara on 01622 670587 for details.

Saturday 11 April

7:30pm Old Barn Orchestral Concert at St. George’s Centre, Chatham Maritime. Beethoven Symphony No 5. Admission £10 in advance £12 on the door or from 01795 843228 Wednesday 16 April 7.40/8pm start Wateringbury Local History Society 10 Brave Men and True with Richard Snow at Wateringbury VH. Visitors £2.50. All are welcome.

Friday 25 April 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy at The Wheatsheaf, WM. Top quality comedy from the UK comedy circuit. Tickets just £10. 07976 637804 Saturday 26 April 10am-4pm Fernlace Craft Day at Snodland Community Centre, Constitution Hill, Snodland ME6 5DP. Speaker: Anna Mansi speaking about "Canadian Red Cross Quilts". Ticket: £5 with profits to local charities. Suppliers: Lace & quilt suppliers, wood turners and others. Tickets available from: Mrs Angela Hadfield, 01634 241910 Saturday 26 April 8pm. Murder mystery evenings 'Hair Raising Horrors'. Tickets, including meal, are £12.50 each from 01622 717491. Advance booking essential. Licensed bar.

Friday 2 May Friday 2 May Saturday 3 May

Charity Golf day & Dinner Dance to raise funds for Abigail’s Footseps at Kings Hill Golf Club. £40 including refreshments and 18 holes. Dinner/Dance tickets £35.

Info from david@abigailsfootsteps.co.uk or Facebook page 8pm. Murder mystery evenings 'Hair Raising Horrors'. Tickets, including meal, are £12.50 each from 01622 717491. Advance booking essential. Licensed bar.

10am Bluebell Wood Charity Walk in Upper Halling to raise money for The Eve Appeal. Call Patrick Lawry on 01634 240892.

Please re-submit your classes and meetings for the May edition by 20th April.

EMAIL: info@thelocaloracle.co.uk All events will appear on our website www.thelocaloracle.co.uk