Kings Hill/West Malling December 2013

Oracle the local

Month 119: December 2013

Distribution 15,500 homes & businesses

YOUR MONTHLY GUIDE TO LOCAL SERVICES IN AND AROUND

Rebecca Age 9

KINGS HILL & WEST MALLING ADDINGTON, BIRLING, EAST MALLING, HALLING, HOLBOROUGH, LARKFIELD, LEYBOURNE, MEREWORTH, OFFHAM, RYARSH, SNODLAND, TROTTISCLIFFE & WATERINGBURY

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Dear Readers

Great to see so many locals supporting the West Malling Christmas Festival which was a huge success for all concerned. We hope you enjoyed the day as much as we did. Many charities benefited from the day including Malling Rotary who doubled their expected takings on the day and were able to purchase two shelterboxes which will be sent to the victims of typhoon Haiyan in the Philippines.

With Christmas now upon us please note our amended cut of dates for January advertising and event inclusion which is much earlier than usual.

Don’t forget to support your local businesses when thinking of present ideas as you never know what goodies they can provide!

We wish you all a safe merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

Anna & Jane

FREEPOST RLTA-RHGB-LXSZ PO BOX 314, WEST MALLING, ME19 6WN

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01732 521494 (Jane) Accounts/Sales 01732 844246 (Anna) Artwork/Sales

info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING IN THE JANUARY EDITIONS ARE: Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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Howard Caine The Conservatory People Conservatories - Windows - Doors

Conservatory too Hot in the Summer? or too Cold in the Winter?

Here at Howard Caine Conservatories, we are able to offer an all year round solution.

Why not replace your existing roof glass or polycarbonate with the latest climate control heat-guard materials.

Go green and make your existing windows more energy efficient with less heat loss and lower heating bills.

We also specialize in the following *New Conservatories *Refurbishment *Window/Doors *Overhauls *Soffits/Facia *Misted / broken units *Guttering *Handles/Hinges *Fensa Registered *Fully insured

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Tel/Fax 01732 321050 Mobile 07798 867393

www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk

Great new and exciting lines coming soon: Unusual and delicious for special occasions Personalised Chocolate Bars Our own hand made truffles & chocolates Bespoke and unique wedding favours and as always, the original sweetie cakes, party cones, sweetie kebabs, huge range of old fashioned sweets in jars, vegetarian jellies, gluten free, sugar & dairy free selection of sweets & chocolates and much more.....

Why not hold your birthday party, hen night or Christmas party upstairs at the Chocolate Umbrella Lots of fun making chocolate goodies to take home for just ÂŁ15.00 per person.

We cater for children & adult parties/courses to suit you.

High quality Belgian chocolate, refreshments included, food boxes can be arranged.

We look forward to seeing you but please feel free to call or pop in for a chat and look around.

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26 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4AE T: +44 01732 445 445 DDI: +44 01622 231 065 E: kingshill@mancinilegal.com Web: www.mancinilegal.com Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Professional Carpet Cleaning

Looking for a professional, local, family run carpet cleaning company?

Then give Jordan or Megan a call.

Many companies don’t guarantee their work, we do - 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed

Also Upholstery Cleaning, Stain Removal, Stainguard Protection & Leather Suite Cleaning Safe cleaning process, No solvents or bleaching agents used - All work fully insured Special Offer - FREE CARPET CLEAN

- have three carpets cleaned and we will clean the smallest for free So for a friendly, professional service please call us now

Telephone: 01732 872 199 M: 0773 888 6900 - Jordan or Megan - 07874 005 135 E: info@kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk www.kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk M2493

BOOK NOW FOR CHRISTMAS

Open 24 hours throughout Christmas and New Year Kings Hill to West Malling from £5 Smart reliable drivers always needed No extra charge after midnight 01732 871 234

www.kingshillcars.com

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“THE AERIAL MAN” Family business - established 28 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS

NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS

FULLY INSURED

Enjoy your free digital channels Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

APC

Plastering & Decorating Domestic and Commercial * Skimming * Rendering * Dry-lining * Coving * Screeding Over 15 years experience Free estimates and advice 01622 710859 07748 474957 apc.plastering@ymail.com

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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ANNA & JANE thelocaloracle.co.uk

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All aspects of Plumbing and Drainage Gas and Heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

Call 01732 590827 or 01634 865277 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

BOOK YOUR MOT ONLINE

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BASICALLY BATHROOMS “FACT

98% of businesses rely on referrals to gain new business”

“FACT

3% of businesses have a strategy for referrals”

KINGS HILL

Kings Hill Golf Club Thursday 6.30am

We are specifically looking for the following to give business to.....

Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free survey and estimates.

Public Liability Insured

Tony McKimm T: 01732 321008 M: 07967 741445

SOLICITOR SIGN WRITER TRAVEL AGENT ESTATE/LETTING AGENT DOUBLE GLAZING CO. PAINTER & DECORATOR CLEANER IT SUPPORT GARDENER CARPET/FLOORING CO.

Call Anna on 01732 844246 to find out more

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Heel2Toe Mobile Foot Clinic

Specialising in the treatment of: • Callus • In-growing Toenails • Corns • Fungal Infections Verruca • Nail Cutting • • Care of the Diabetic Foot Brendan Reidy (S.A.C. Dip FHPT S.A.C. Dip FHPP) is a fully qualified and Registered Foot Health Practitioner who specialises in the care and maintenance of the foot. "I know the misery caused by foot problems and how they can affect your quality of life, that's why I am devoted to taking your pain away and putting you back comfortably on your feet again."

As I offer a mobile service you do not need to drag yourself into town, just give me a call or drop me an email and arrange a visit to resolve your foot problems in the comfort of your own armchair.

Based in Maidstone I can provide appointments anywhere in the Mid Kent area, just ask. Give me a try, I guarantee you'll be pleased with the service.

Tel: 07926 388 799

Email: heel2toe-mobilefootclinic@hotmail.co.uk Web Site : www.heel2toe-mobilefootclinic.co.uk

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LEAFLET PRODUCTION & DISTRIBUTION FROM 1,000 UP TO 39,500 Give us a call or drop us an email.

01732 844246/521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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Start-up Advice Fixed Fees agreed in advance Flexible Payments Companies / Partnerships Self Employed / CIS Landlords / Corp. Tax Income Tax / PAYE / VAT Flexible Meetings Call Gary or Tina Richards for a friendly, free initial discussion without obligation on 0845 521 2241 Offices in L arkfield & P addock Wood

Local Number 01732 840439

WINDOW WORKS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

Broken Hinges 3 Misted Units Broken Glass Doors Re-adjusted Damaged Handles Child Restrictors Fire Escape Hinges Patio Door Rollers Letter Boxes Cat & Dog Flaps Multi-Point Door Locks Velux Windows Lock Outs/Emergency Entry

Family Run Business. Est. 1989

NO CALL OUT CHARGE

Tel: 01622 206690 On Site Mob: 07779 006696 The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7LZ email: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

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We are an experienced Lettings Agency covering Maidstone, West Malling, Aylesford and the surrounding areas.

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Contact our letting team today! 01622 804816 ‘Less complicated & more supportive approach to letting your property’.

Local cleaners all personally vetted and reference checked.

Friendly, honest and reliable providing a thorough professional cleaning and ironing service.

Same dedicated cleaner each week.

Typical rate from £10 phr

Tel: 01277 263984 Mobile: 07595 607703 Contact: Kathrine

kathrine.branton@timeforyou.co.uk

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INDEX the local NEWS

Cleaning

Loft Ladders & Hatches

KINGS HILL MAP

Computer Support*

Oddjobs

Conservatories

Oven Cleaners*

Decorators

Performing Arts*

Double Glazing

Pet Services

Double Glazing Repairs

Plasterers

Architectural Design

Driving Instructor

Plumbers

Artist

Dry Cleaning

Bathroom Installations

Education

Beauty & Complementary

Electricians

Beauty Packages*

Fencing

Blinds

Flooring

COLOUR ADVERTS Accountants Aerials Alarm Systems Appliance Repair

Book Keeping* Building & Fire Regulations Building Refurbishment Building Services*

Garage Doors Garden Design Garden Landscapers*

Property Maintenance Removals Restaurant Roofing Scrap Metal Clearance Skip Hire Snow Services*

Business Networking

Garden Maintenance

Solicitors*

Business Opportunity

Garden Services

Soul Music Magazine

Car Body Repairs

Gas & Heating Services

Sports Massage

Car Registration Numbers

Hairdresser*

Sweet Shop

Car Sales

Hairstylist - mobile

Taxi/Executive Travel

Car Service & Repairs

Handyman

Tree Surgery

Car Valeting

Hypnotherapy*

Upholstery

Ironing Services

Website Design

Jewellers

Windows

Carpentry Carpet Cleaning Carpet Fitter Charity

Kitchen Fitting

Window Cleaners

Childcare

Lawnmower Repairs

USEFUL NUMBERS

Chiropody & Podiatry

Letting Agent

Chocolate Parties

Locksmith

EVENTS * New Advertisers

All adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

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a-c ACCOUNTANTS Clover Accounting Services Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 523485 Mobile: 07967 118639 Contact: Heidi Dennis heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns TaxAssist Accountants 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL Tel: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 Contact: Gary Richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/Larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises.

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AERIALS The Aerial Man Tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Mobile: 07840 316376 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance (Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

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Virtus Security Ltd Tel: 01622 616241 info@virtussecurity.co.uk www.virtussecurity.co.uk Intruder alarm specialists in design, service and maintenance.

- Experienced security engineers - Fully insured - Free no obligation quotations - Jobs individually priced - Code resetting available - Residential and commercial - CCTV/Access control and door entry work also undertaken.

APPLIANCE REPAIR

A-B ARTIST Christopher Marshall Luddesdowne Nr Meopham Tel/Fax: 01474 813434 Contact: Christopher Marshall info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

Appliance Care and Repair

Basically Bathrooms

Mobile: 07545 044276 Contact: Graham 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk

Tel: 01732 321008 Mobile: 07967 741445 Contact: Tony McKimm

Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

Over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 16)

Jeff Smith Domestic Appliance Repairs St Bernards Dean Lane Harvel Nr Meopham Kent Tel/Fax: 01474 816661 jeffsmithdomestics@hotmail.co.uk Installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN Creative Architectural Design Ltd Tel: 01732 824354 Contact: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf.

Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

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Nightingale Bathrooms Tel: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

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BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY Gemini Beauty Larkfield Tel: 01732 842279 Mobile: 07749 589414 angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

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B BEAUTY PACKAGE Little Black Dress Party Package Tel: 01732 872161 - Browns 0208 300 0909 - Tanning Place 07921 540044 - Beautiful Contours One Shrinking Violet Body Wrap and one Spray tan for only £60!

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BLINDS Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB Tel: 01892 825522 Mobile: 07767 326211 Contact: Stuart Munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

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Perfect Books (Kent) Ltd The Nursery, Dunn Street, Bredhurst, Kent ME7 3ND Tel: 01634 376100 Mobile: 07792 250465 Rachel Thomas MIAB AIAAP rachel@perfectbooks.eu www.perfectbooks.eu

Services include: Book-keeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Credit Control, Self Assessments, Management Reporting.

BUILDING REGULATIONS ** REGULATIONS CHANGE IN APRIL ** 6-9% Increase in insulation requirements does not apply to applications made by March

Wilkinson Construction Consultants Licensed alternative to Council Building Control 01732 523466 www.thebuildinginspector.org office@thebuildinginspector.org

B BUILDING REFURBISHMENT Pete Sloman Y DIY? Building Refurbishment Decorating and Maintenance Tel: 01732 842258 Mobile: 07748 102320 All general building work including Painting and Decorating, Joinery and Tiling.

Local references available Free estimates Advice on affordable solutions.

BUILDING SERVICES AAPM Construction Mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 Contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

Any Aspect Builders Tel: 01622 729536 Mobile: 07407 764555 Contact: Kieron kieronrobinson5@gmail.com Extensions, Driveways, Patios, Fencing, Refurbishments and more.

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured Free Quotes Reference Available

Artbuild Ltd Tel/Fax: 01622 817225 Mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of Master builders.

Extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating.

An established family company.

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B BUILDING SERVICES Buildright Development Ltd Tel: 01732 642521 info@e-buildright.co.uk e-buildbright.co.uk Local business specialising in - Kitchens - Bathrooms - Extensions Part P qualified electrician Decorating, tiling and general building work undertaken.

Established 2001, References available.

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LOCAL SOLUTION

Refurbishment/Building/Maintenance o Kitchens / Bathrooms o Renovations/Structural Alterations o Plumbing/Electrics o Project Management + ALL ASSOCIATED TRADES Fully insured/ Guaranteed/ excellent references. A complete Local Solution. Please call for a free quotation

01732 301019 or 07900 647753 Luke Jeffrey luke@local-solution.co.uk www.local-solution.co.uk

Paul Tann Ltd Tel: 01732 842863 Mobile: 07956 313287 0 7834 810453 Contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

R Blackman General Maintenance Tel: 01892 838668 Mobile: 07887 948430 Contact: Richard Blackman rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

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BUSINESS NETWORKING

CAR REGISTRATION NUMBERS

BNI Kings Hill Kings Hill Golf Club, Kings Hill We are specifically looking for the following to give business to: Solicitor - Sign Writer Travel Agent - Estate/Letting Agent Double Glazing company Painter/Decorater - Cleaner IT Support - Gardener Carpet/flooring company.

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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Networking Marketing Business Tel: 0800 231 5753 Mobile: 07828 085778 Contact: Fran Boorman fran@minimumbills.co.uk www.income2bankon.co.uk Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

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CAR BODY REPAIRS

Car Registration Numbers Mobile: 07909 975 806 Contact: Ian Limited number of private plates for sale.

C1 TYS 65 AAB S44 BVS C4 SCV Offers invited!

Call for more details.

CAR SALES Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU Tel: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

CAR VALETING Wash ‘N’ Go Mobile: 07821 370486 Contact: Dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz Fully insured mobile car valeting service.

Will travel to a location that is convenient for you.

Phone for price list.

CARPENTRY Chatfield Carpentry Tel: 01732 871449 Mobile: 07985 273773 Contact: Steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices.

Over 17 years expereince City and Guilds qualified.

CAR SERVICE & REPAIRS

Autospray Solutions Mobile: 07773 340049 Tel: 01622 727263 Contact: Ben Mobile Body Repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches.

All vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods.

Call now for your free quotation.

Award winning service.

Autocraft 778 London Road Larkfield Kent Tel: 01732 840892 Contact: John Podd main@autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Book on line and receive annual reminders via text or email at www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk MOT’s - Servicing & Repairs Diagnostics Air conditioning Body repairs and resprays (See Colour Ad On Page 15)

Car Remarket 778 London Road, Larkfield, Kent

Kingshill Garage Limited North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU.

Tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 All aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs.

Fibreglass and plastic repairs.

MOT welding.

Insurance work.

Call or pop in.

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Tel: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics (See Colour Ad On Page 19) Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

D Maddox Carpentry Tel: 01622 747137 Mobile: 07884 421650 Contact: Dave Kitchens, Bathrooms, Wet Rooms, Internal/External Doors, Skirting, Architrave, Storage Cupboards/Wardrobes, Flooring, Tiling Clean, reliable, quality service

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services Tel: 01634 242807 Mobile: 07838 156170 Contact: Neil Hudson hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk All aspects of carpentry, building and home maintenance including kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, flooring, doors and more! Over 20 years experience. Local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our facebook page for customer feedback.

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CHARITY

CHIROPODY & PODIATRY

RED Carpentry Tel: 01622 751447 Mobile: 07896 904056 Contact: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

CARPET CLEANING Abbi Carpet Cleaning Freephone: 0800 055 6082 Mobile: 07938 524223 Truck mounted carpet cleaning.

Rapid drying times.

Fully trained and insured.

Police checked operator.

Domestic and Commercial.

Great deals for empty rooms!

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Tel: 01732 872199 Contact: Jordan on 0773 888 6900 Megan on 07874 005 135 info@kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk www.kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

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CARPET FITTER P J Carpet Fitters Leybourne Tel/Fax: 01732 872527 Mobile: 07831 201929 Contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk 30 year’s experience.

Carpet & all accessories can be supplied.

Free measuring and estimates.

No job too small.

Lions Club of Malling District Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm at The Farmhouse, 97-99 High Street West Malling, Kent ME19 6NA www.elitepubs.com/the_farmhouse/ Call 0845 8335735 and ask for Ted Inns for details

Kings Hill Rotary Club khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/ Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes.

Everyone is welcome to join the young, vibrant and exciting group.

Please email or just come along.

CHILDCARE

Total Chiropody & Podiatry Maidstone: 01622 693514 Longfield: 01474 705237 www.totalpodiatry.com Specialist foot and leg care Ten toes, two feet and one step to pain free healthy happy feet and walking.

West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP Tel: 01732 848460 Contact: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS westmallingpods@gmail.com HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and home visits also available.

CHOCOLATE PARTIES

Holborough Day Nursery Tel: 01634 245173 info@holboroughdaynursery.co.uk www.holboroughdaynursery.co.uk

Chocolate Raindrops The Cottage, The Vineyard Restaurant, A20 London Road, Wrotham Heath, Kent TN15 7RU

Childcare vouchers accepted.

Flexible hours.

All year or term-time only.

Highly qualified, experienced and caring staff.

Nutritious meals served daily.

Tel: 01732 844 880 www.chocolateraindrops.co.uk

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CHIROPODY & PODIATRY

Heel2Toe Mobile Foot Clinic Mobile: 07926 388 799

heel2toe-mobilefootclinic@hotmail.co.uk www.heel2toe-mobilefootclinic.co.uk

Specialising in the treatment of: • Callus • In-growing Toenails • Corns • Fungal Infections • Verruca • Athletes Foot • Care of the Diabetic Foot (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

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No.1 for chocolate fun!

Have fun and be creative with quality melted chocolate.

Book your party today!

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CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA Half Term Workshops for lots of fun and lots of chocolatey goodies to take home.

Just £15.00 per head Also, truffle making workshops, hen nights & birthdays at the Chocolate Umbrella

42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 7)

C CLEANING Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off & spring cleaning * New Housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* Call for a free estimate.

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ALTONE Computers Ltd

J H Flint Consultancy

Tel: 01732 354812 Mobile: 07771 707035 Contact: Alan www.altone.co.uk

Mobile: 07904 047558 Contact: Julian Flint julesshed2@tiscali.co.uk

Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

APC Manpower Computer Services

Tel: 01732 852707 Mobile: 07976 867088 maid_2shine@btinternet.com www.maid-2-shine-cleaning.co.uk

Tel: 01732 790099 Mobile: 07867 771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk

Tailored packages to comply with your needs.

Hours & days to suit you.

Free quotation service.

Fully insured & vetted staff.

You’ll be satisfied or your dirt back free!

VIRUS Removal Specialists Broadband or WIFI issues SLOW or FREEZING Computer.

PC Not starting. Laptop Screen - repair. Memory Upgrades.

Network your Home or Setup PC PRINTER setup. No Fix, No Fee

Time For You Tel: 01277 263984 Mobile: 07595 607703 Contact: Kathrine kathrine.branton@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk

Champ Computer Services West Malling Tel: 01732 843659 Mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk The local PC experts for: -PC health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -Virus & spyware removal/protection -Complete PC installation & upgrades -No fix - no fee!

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

Local cleaners all personally vetted and reference checked.

Friendly, honest and reliable providing a thorough professional cleaning and ironing service.

Same dedicated cleaner each week.

Typical rate from £10 per hour (See Colour Ad On Page 22)

COMPUTER SUPPORT AA Computer Services Tel: 01732 848988 Mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

Design Magic Ltd Mobile: 07849 305416 www.designmagic.net Local Apple Mac Specialists + Apple Mac & Windows PC Consultancy + Website Design & Hosting + Home & Business Support + Networking & Media Servers + Upgrades & Maintenance + Photography & Video (See Colour Ad On Page 17) Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

- Complete PC installation service - Upgrades, servicing & repairs, - Wired & Wireless networking - Virus/Spyware/Trojan removal - Data Transfer & Rescue - Home Tuition - Independent advice

CONSERVATORIES Howard Caine Conservatories Tel/Fax: 01732 321050 Mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

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d-e DECORATORS Andrew Baxter Tel: 01892 459818 Contact: Andrew Baxter Professional and reliable service at reasonable prices.

Interior and exterior work undertaken.

Call now for a free estimate.

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Tel: 01732 875507 Mobile: 07761 601896 Contact: Dean Woolterton

Tel: 01732 521033 Mobile: 07940 106193

City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

Interior & Exterior All work carried out to a high standard Reliable Service Free estimates Established 25 years

DG Solutions (Kent) Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved Tel: 01732 842691 Mobile: 07870 213098 contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation Quotations.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB Tel/Fax: 01732 873754 Mob: 07971 542609/07824 887677 m.roast@gmail.com

SOS Window Works The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ Tel: 01622 206690 Mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates

Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work welcome References on request.

Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

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John Green Décor Ltd Tel: 0800 783 1916 sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk

Apollo Trade Windows 539 Loose Road Maidstone Kent ME15 9UQ

Choice Painting & Decorating

G J Services West Malling Mobile: 07764 684495 Tel: 01732 872125 Contact: Guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com

K Frost Decorating & Property Maintenance

DOUBLE GLAZING

Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

Tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk

JP's Decorating Mobile: 07956 874044 07944 126353 Contact: Phil jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest.

I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk

Windows, Doors & Conservatories “Nobody does it better” (See Colour Ad On Page 3)

Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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DRIVING INSTRUCTOR Glen’s Driving School Tel: 01732 841966 Mobile: 07525 209294 glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 844246 01732 521494

D-E DRY CLEANING Kings Hill Dry Cleaners Shop 4, Liberty Square, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4AU Tel: 01732 522233 info@kingshilldrycleaners.co.uk All your dry cleaning needs.

Laundry.

Repairs and alterations.

Carpet cleaning.

Loyalty scheme.

Same day service.

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E-F ELECTRICIANS L T Security & Electrical Services Braeburn Way, Kings Hill, West Malling Tel: 01732 522788 Mobile: 07971 552663 Contact: Lee Terry leeterry4@googlemail.com Experienced & qualified Electrician & Security Engineer. Alarms installed/ Existing alarms maintained. All domestic & commercial work undertaken. Extra Sockets/ Switches/ Lights Fitted. Electrical Testing Competitive Pricing. Fast & very reliable.

Free estimates. No job too small.

EDUCATION Professional Tuition Tel: 01732 843603 Contact: Mrs A J Watson anne.watson@biovuems.co.uk Individual tuition provided by highly experienced teacher.

Professional input for 11+ examination and extra targeted teaching of Literacy, Science or Numeracy.

Qualified in teaching children benefitting from extra support, also those identified as Gifted and Talented. Fully Police checked.

EMAIL YOUR EVENTS IN FOR THE NEW YEAR info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Domestic and Residential Electrical Services Tel: 01622 870147 Mobile: 07515 159821 Email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches. Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. No hidden extras.

FENCING MW Fencing Tel: 01732 844671 Mobile: 07973 843198 Contact: Mark Wooler All types of fencing supplied & fitted.

Chain link, Pallisade Mesh, Panels, Post & rail Close boarded.

Gates.

Also tree felling, chipping, stump grinding and hedge cutting.

Member of Trust A Trader.

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

Tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas. Family run business. Free quotes. Over 18 yrs experience.

Visit our new website.

FLOORING

ELECTRICIANS Andy Payne Electrical Tel: 01732 848879 Mobile: 07830 456928 ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P Domestic Electrician.

Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

2391 Inspection and Testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections.

Free quotes.

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K2 Flooring 14-16 High St,West Malling, ME19 6QR

f-h FENCING All Seasons Garden Fencing Tel: 01732 844634 Mobile: 07957 209073 Contact: Mark Steward www.allseasonsltd.org.uk All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded.

Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas.

No job too small.

No VAT charged.

Free quotations.

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget to mention the local Oracle

Tel: 0800 032 8967 info@k2flooring.co.uk www.k2flooring.co.uk Celebrating 50 years trading. 1961-2011 Free estimates on all your flooring needs. Specialising in carpets, wood, laminate, Karndean,Amtico, vinyl blinds and underfloor heating.

Check out our price promise!

Head Office at Swanley 0800 032 8966

GARAGE DOORS Garage Door Associates Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland Tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoorassociates.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice.

Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

G GARDEN DESIGN Conifers Are Me Tel: 01732 850195 Mobile: 07785 294007 Contact: Bernard Clemmitt b.clemmitt@btinternet.com Garden design using conifers for all year round, colour, shape and form.

Full or part gardens down to stone troughs.

Supply and planting out.

Free consultation.

Qualified and experience.

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS A D Landscapes Ltd Ightham Tel: 01732 763114 Mobile: 07790 036871 Contact: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

B WRIGHT LANDSCAPES LTD Design & Construction

Patios Driveways, Decking Brickwork All aspects of landscaping

www.bwrightlandscapes.co.uk brett@bwrightlandscapes.co.uk Tel: 01732 842475 Mobile: 07958 546858 Visit our website to see our work

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GARDEN SERVICES

Coe's Landscapes Tel: 07944 442442 Tim Coe 07785 543037 Peter Coe www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

Full maintenance Grass cutting and hedge cutting Lawn treatment Garden clearance

Kings Hill Garden Services Based on Kings Hill Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 Contact: Chris Coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. General garden maintenance. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

All major credit/debit cards taken.

A complete garden service from mowing to clearance Hedge work and Tree Surgery Fencing - New or repaired NPTC qualified Fully Insured CRB checked Licensed Waste Carrier Call for a free quotation

GARDEN MAINTENANCE Garden Maintenance Freephone: 0800 511 8081 Contact: Mark All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

GARDEN SERVICES

For all your installations and complete garden designs.

Patios, driveways, retaining walls in timber or brickwork, steps, decking, all types of fencing, planting designs.

No job too small. Free Quotations.

Tel: 01732 841904 Mobile: 07801 440994 Contact: Peter Roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com

Yew Tree Landscapes Larkfield Tel: 01732 848179 Mobile: 07850 175077 Contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk

Checkley Landscapes Tel: 01732 351044 Mobile: 07980 821795 Contact: Eddie Checkley ejcheckley@hotmail.co.uk

Down To Earth Garden Services

D J Snow Gardening Services Tel: 01634 244313 Mobile: 07970 435255 snowd258@aol.com Need help with your garden?

Mowing, weeding or just a tidy Trees topped or hedges trimmed Paths, patios & drives jet washed Full public liability.

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MJM Mowing Services Tel: 07761 313838 Private and light commercial lawnmowing service and general garden maintenance.

Reliable and efficient service.

15 years of satisfied customers.

V & S Garden Services Tel: 01732 521224 Mobile: 07958 997336 Contact: Sue or Vince All garden maintenance/clearance.

Hedge cutting/weeding.

Lawn mowing. Pressure washing patios or driveways.

Either as a one off job or on a regular basis.

Fully insured & own tools supplied.

Log splitting service available.

Free estimates.

Very reasonable rates.

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HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

G GAS & HEATING SERVICES Cannon Services (UK) Ltd Tel: 01732 430140 Contact: Nigel Cook office@cannon-services.co.uk Fully Gas Safe Register qualified gas heating engineers carrying out all types of gas heating works including boiler installations, servicing, breakdowns, radiator replacements and Landlord Gas Safety Certificates.

Free no obligation quotes.

(See Colour Ad On Page 5)

Wicks Gas Tel: 01732 883544 Mobile: 07748 780811 Contact: Gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED.

HAIRDRESSING & BEAUTY Chelsea Gas and Waterworks Tel: 01732 321754 Mobile: 07973 138489 Contact: Simon Williams chelseagaswks@aol.com Gas Safe Registered: 36297 Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken.

Friendly, reliable service.

Landlord’s Gas Safety Certificates

John Ascot Plumbing Tel: 01732 590827 or 01634 865277 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk All aspects of plumbing and drainage Gas and heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

(See Colour Ad On Page 15)

Penneys 1 Little Market Row Leybourne West Malling Kent Tel: 01732 840439 onthefringe@btconnect.com Open Tuesday - Saturday Beauty service also available.

Friendly and personal service.

Free ample parking.

Paul Mitchell stockist.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

HAIRDRESSING The Hair Den 17 Simpson Rd, Snodland, ME6 5QE Tel: 01634 247776 Mobile: 07429 140846 Colour - High and low lites Creative colour Cut and blow wave Hair sets Specialists in non-detectable hair replacement system.

By appointment only.

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE Paul's Plumbing & Heating Mobile: 07958 215553 paulsplumbing@live.co.uk Experienced Gas Engineer Gas Safe Registered Can carry out all boiler repairs including warm air heating.

Servicing, maintenance, upgrading or replacing boilers, radiators and central heating systems.

Elise - Freelance mobile stylist Mobile: 07530 203451 Contact: Lisa A London experience in the comfort of your home.

Specialising in precision haircuts and fashion colour.

Bridal hair and make-up.

Over 20yrs exp originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Also available evenings & weekends.

Call for a free no obligation consultation.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Louise Tel: 01732 875326 Mobile: 07902 949572 Professional mobile family hairdresser Cut - blowdry Highlights - lowlights Colours - Perms Also specialising in bridal hairstyles and make-up.

HANDYMAN

Derek’s Home Maintenance Ltd

Tel: 01634 244061 Mobile: 07941 172176 derekdhmltd@blueyonder.co.uk You buy and I fit kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, taps, guttering, general household repairs, radiators.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

Handy Andy

Tel: 01732 848559 Mobile: 07841 045058 Contact: Andy Sage handyandy40@btinternet.com www.kingshillservices.net Call Andy for a Professional Job including Carpentry, Bricklaying, Interior & Exterior Decorating & Wallpapering, Plastering, Tiling, Kitchens and General Property Maintenance. Based in Kings Hill. Free Quotes - Fully Insured.

Over 20 years exp.

Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance Mobile: 07726 525633 Contact: Bob insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Laminate Flooring - Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly Pressure Washing - Patio & Drive Cleaning - Gardening.

No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

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HANDYMAN P A Russell Snodland/Larkfield Tel: 07792 821 281 Contact: Paul Russell Interior and Exterior Painting and Decorating Wallpapering and Plastering Garden Lawns and Hedgecutting General Garden maintenance Homes, Clubs, Grounds etc Friendly attention and No job too small Established with 25 Yrs experience Give me a call for a free estimate Steveâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Home & Garden Services Tel: 01732 846420 Mobile: 07758 311576 Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

HYPNOTHERAPY For those seeking a positive change Barham Court, Maidstone, Kent ME18 5BZ Tel: 07932 754486 info@samanthahypnotherapy.co.uk www.samanthahypnotherapy.co.uk

Samantha Bowden

Dip Hyp Cs (Dist) MHS

Professional help with stopping smoking, weight loss, anxiety, stress, confidence, phobias, habits, hypno birthing and many more. Please call to discuss your individual requirements.

JEWELLERS

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Andrew Smith Jewellers 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA Tel: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat (See Colour Ad on Page 12)

IRONING SERVICES Aristocrat Ironing & Domestic Cleaning Services Tel: 01732 846597 Mobile: 07711 690226 Contact: Debbie Friendly, professional service in a non smoking environment.

Free collection and delivery.

Call now for a no obligation quote on domestic cleaning.

Bespoke Ironing Tel: 01732 874 521 Mobile: 07803 788325 Contact: Claire Dolke Your local and reliable ironing service.

"I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service"

KITCHEN FITTING JG Property Maintenance, Evening Tel: 01634 249675 Mobile: 07808 667394 Contact: Phillip Apps Kitchen fitting services and full house and office renovations.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

Follow us on Facebook www.facebook.com/JGPropertyMaint enance.

LAWNMOWER REPAIRS Mr Mower Mobile: 0759 671 9295 Contact: Rob All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

Free collection and delivery.

LETTING AGENT

HYPNOTHERAPY & NLP West Malling Hypnotherapy Practice 124, High Street, (next to the surgery) Tel: 01732 842 942 www.hypnotherapyinkent.com

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX

Stuart Richards GHR Reg. SQHP. NRH. CP. INLPTA. Master Practitioner of Hypnotherapy.

Certified Practitioner of NLP. Sweep up the clouds, turn on the sun, Release all the blues, every one.

Be calm, confident and in control...

Tel: 01732 872159 Mobile: 07956 864860 New drop shop now open.

Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

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Redlet Tel: 01622 804 816 We are an experienced Lettings Agency covering Maidstone, West Malling, Aylesford and surrounding areas.

Free market appraisal.

Robust referencing.

Viewing feedback.

Fixed low price.

Regular updates.

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The Oddjobs Company (SE) Ltd Tel: 01732 848640 Mobile: 07930 244454 Contact: Mark Warrington www.oddjobscompany.co.uk The Oddjobs Co can assist you with small, medium and large home maintenance, renovation and improvement projects, inside and out. Complete design and completion on conversions and extensions.

Local examples of high quality work available to view. Call now for a free quote and helpful, friendly advice.

LOCKSMITH

OVEN CLEANERS

Not all letting agents are the same…

West Malling 01732 874990

Maidstone 01622 682225

www.touchstoneresidential.co.uk

…we’re setting the standard.

A.Maidstone Locksmiths 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS Tel: 01622 410057 Mobile: 07837 751611 Contact: John john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

Fairtrade Locks and Security Tel: 01732 423015 01622 611872 Mobile: 07858 187706 Contact: Chris No call out charge.

Locksmith & double glazing repairs.

Hinges, Handles, Locks repaired/replaced UPVC specialist, 24hr Emergency door opening.

Fast Friendly service.

(10% Discount with this ad)

LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES Loft Ladders Tel: 01732 840744 Mobile: 07751 256725 Contact: Michael Loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch.

Also loft flooring. Qualified City and Guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind.

All work guaranteed.

WILL MATCH ANY ESTIMATE. FREE QUOTATIONS.

DG Oven Cleaning Tel: 01622 817696 Mobile: 07949 570058 Contact: Gwen and Dave Turk gwenturk60@gmail.com Small family run business in Maidstone and surrounding areas.

Single ovens from £45!

(See Colour Ad On Page 17) Oven Wizards Tel: 0800 849 7419 Mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £44. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients.

Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

Paws & Poochies Salon & Spa Kings Hill, West Malling Mobile: 07710 256486 info@pawsnpoochies.co.uk www.pawsnpoochies.co.uk Professional dog & cat grooming.

Calm, relaxed environment.

(See Colour Ad On Page 20)

Your Furry Friend’s Friend Tel: 01732 842807 Mobile: 07709 025684 Contact: Lisa LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk A friendly and reliable pet sitting service for your cats and other small furry animals whilst you are away from home. Leave your pets in their familiar surroundings and come home to happy and contented furry friends.

A member of The National Association of Registered Petsitters Police checked and fully insured

PLASTERING APC - Plastering & Decorating Tel: 01622 710859 Mobile: 07748 474957 apc.plastering@ymail.com Domestic and commercial - Skimming - Rendering - Dry-lining - Coving - Screeding (See Colour Ad On Page 14)

PERFORMING ARTS D’Arcy Stage School West Malling Village Hall Mobile: 07961 040835 Contact: Georgia georgia@darcystageschool.co.uk Ballet, Jazz & Musical, Theatre for children aged 2-11 years old.

Senior classes for 12-18 year olds starting in September.

Call for a free trial Facebook - D'Arcy Stage School

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Wall 2 Wall Plastering Tel: 01634 313326 Mobile: 07843 881657 Contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

P PLUMBERS DL Plumbing Addington Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141 All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

Including tiling and flooring.

PLUMBERS

Fedurco Solutions Limited

All blockages Domestic & Commercial Descaling CCTV Survey Lining repairs - No-dig technology All plumbing work

01732 252 112/07514 002 238

enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk

www.fedurcosolutions.co.uk

P PLUMBERS P & R Installation Co. Ltd (Established 1977) Tel: 0800 345 7000 www.pandr.com If water runs through it, we do it.

Plumbing, gas, bathrooms, boilers.

Our reputation is leaking out....!

Plumb’n’fit Plumbing Services Tel: 01634 243 515 Mobile: 07968 039 354 Contact: Rob or Dawn info@plumbnfit.co.uk www.plumbnfit.co.uk From leaky taps to bathroom suites, Burst pipes, stopcocks, showers, radiators,water cylinders, storage tanks, outside taps, new taps and much more.

No job too small.

Free estimates.

PROPERTY MAINTENANCE

Hylton Plumbing Services West Malling Tel: 01732 843086 Mobile: 07970 528822 Contact: Hylton Visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Impact Decoration Tel: 01732 873726 Mobile: 07882 597433 Contact: Sam Gregory info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk

Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

Internal and external decoration Domestic and commercial Plastering and skimming Insurance repairs City and Guilds qualified Public Liability Insurance held Kings Hill based

K McCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services Tel: 01732 847363 Mobile: 07851 774726 Gas Safe Registered Engineer & qualified plumber All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates No call out charge No Vat

MBS Ltd (General Property Maintenance) West Malling Tel: 01732 871335 Mobile: 07850 830947 Contact: Malcolm Smart malcolmbsmart@aol.com No Job too small... just ask!

Painting/ Decorating. Tiling/Taps& Toilets Furniture/Flat Pack Assembly Patios/Drives laid (also repaired) Pressure washing/cleaning of weather boarding/patio's etc.

Gardening/Landscaping Fully insured. CRB Checked Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

P-R PROPERTY MAINTENANCE OR Services Mobile: 07798 605624 owen@orservices.org.uk From hanging pictures and fixing dripping taps to a bathroom and kitchen fitting service. We do all trades: plumbing, electrical, tiling, garden maintenance, handyman, and groundworks.

"We specialise in small jobs!!"

All work will be undertaken.

We offer free quotes and very competive rates.

r-w REMOVALS Goodfellows Removals & Storage Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL Tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708 Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

GP Removals Tel: 0800 644 0182 or 01732 845246 Mobile: 07796 265801 www.gpremovals.co.uk UK/European moves.

Large and light removals.

Packing service available.

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SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

JM Removals Tel: 01622 205738 Mobile: 07932 715072 Contact: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service

TLC Scrap Metal Tel: 07804 057096 Contact: Tom Calvert Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

SKIP HIRE

RESTAURANT Frankâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant & Mussel Bar 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH Tel: 01732 843247 enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

We are ready to take your Christmas bookings now!

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, small weddings, private function room.

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ROOFING

Haffenden Skip Hire East Malling Tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 Mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

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SOLICITORS Mancini Legal 26 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4AE Tel: 01732 445 445 Fax: 01732 897935 kingshill@mancinilegal.com www.mancinilegal.com Xmas offers: Free Wills for the over 55s!

Employment disputes Debt recovery Medical Negligence consultation Conveyancing and more (See Colour Ad On Page 9) Sella Solicitors LLP 26 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4AE Tel: 01732 424130 Contact: Sandra Sellahewa sandra@sellasolicitors.com www.sellasolicitors.com We are a new and modern niche solicitors practice specialising exclusively in family divorce and children law.

We service clients across Kent and the South East of England.

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01622 734367 07729 727188

All aspects of roofing and property maintenance work undertaken, from general repair and household DIY work, to complete re-roofs and rebuilds.

We offer affordable prices.

References available on request.

William Kent & Sons Roofing Tel: 01732 824059 Mobile: 07778 586865 Contact: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

Mobile: 07811 384208 Contact: Amun We provide a cost effective service in the south east treating and removing snow and ice, using only the fastest and most effective solutions.

SOLICITORS Berry & Berry LLP Solicitors Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 897925 Fax: 01732 897935 kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk For professional, honest and friendly advice.

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Join our membership and get the latest news on artists and soul events in the UK.

anna@thesoulsurvivors.co.uk www.thesoulsurvivors.co.uk

SPORTS MASSAGE Lucy Hooper - Sports Massage Suite 3 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU Mobile: 07835 272783 Deep tissue & sports massage.

Suitable for everyone.

Aid injury repair, improves flexibility can enhance your training programme and promote a feeling of well being.

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CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA SWEET SHOP

All your favourite sweets, party bags & Kebabs made to order with free message tag.

Candy Cakes any size/colour Delicious Luxury English Truffles Macaroons, Nougat & specialities Ice Creams, Sorbets & Slush Drinks 42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 7)

TAXIS

J & L Cars (Executive Travel)

Mobile: 077 6367 7773 Contact: Gary Martin info@jandlcars.co.uk www.jandlcars.co.uk

Weddings, business trips, Gatwick, Heathrow, Stansted, City, Luton airports, away days, long distance.

Travel in style at mini cab prices.

Business accounts welcome.

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T -W TREE SURGERY Qualitree Services Tel: 01622 208426 Contact: Gary Everest sales@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk Tree Surgery & Garden Maintenance.

Professional, fully insured and value for money.

18 years experience with NPTC qualified staff.

Call today for your free quotation.

UPHOLSTERY

Interior Decor Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ

Tel: 01732 871042 interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk www.interiordecorkent.co.uk

Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

WEBSITE DESIGN Kingshill Cars Tel: 01732 871 234 www.kingshillcars.com Open 24 hours throughout Christmas and New Year Kings Hill to West Malling from £5 Smart reliable drivers always needed No extra charge after midnight Don’t drink and drive!

Webexpand Tel: 01732 84 24 54 www.webexpand.co.uk Web design Online shops E-Commerce Google promotion Expand your business on the web with webexpand.

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TREE SURGERY Acacia Tree and Garden Care Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 (24 hrs) Contact: Chris Coombs acacia.trees@btinternet.com www.acaciatreecare.co.uk NPTC Qualified tree surgeons Fully insured.

Free written quotations All tree work undertaken-big or small. All landscaping undertaken.

Gardening, mowing, fencing, hedges and garden clear ups.

Local resident - on call 24 hours

W WINDOWS Paul Stammers Windows - Orangeries Southeast Tel/Fax: 01732 849020 Mobile: 07860 483348 info@orangeriessoutheast.com www.orangeriessoutheast.com Quality Windows, Fascia & Soffit Doors (Composite & PVC) PVC, Aluminium & Hardwood available FENSA Reg no: 11162 Insurance backed guarantee Local company over 20 years service.

(See Colour Ad on Page 20) Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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WINDOW CLEANERS Abbi Window Cleaning Tel: 0800 055 6082 We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

WINDOWS Apollo Trade Windows 539 Loose Road Maidstone Kent ME15 9UQ Tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk Windows, Doors & Conservatories “Nobody does it better” (See Colour Ad On Page 3) Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

All Clean Windows Tel/Fax: 01622 745179 Contact: Jean Tandy gean.tandy@virgin.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

USEFUL LOCAL PHONE NUMBERS ALZHEIMER'S SOCIETY West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 Helpline 01892 722511 AGE CONCERN Day Centre - Rotary House, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 848008 AGE CONCERN Info./Advice/Insurance, 3 Colonnade, West St, West Malling 01732 873977 COUNCIL Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 844522 DOCTORS Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling 01732 870212 Chaucer Way, Larkfield 01732 841213 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury 01622 814466 Snodland Medical Centre 01634 240296 HOSPITAL Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone 0845 1551000 Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch 08453 970543 LIBRARY 22-24 High Street, West Malling 01732 842504 Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops.

01732 352754 (Please call or check out website for mobile stop times and locations. http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/mobile_libraries.aspx Snodland Library 01634 243776 LOCAL HALLS Addington Village Hall 01732 843180 East Malling Village Hall 01732 844546 East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828 Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Hilary Wren khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 Leybourne Village Hall 01732 873722 Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Mandy Smith 01732 845852 Offham Village Hall Contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232 Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking Secretary Derrick Groom 01732 842557 Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432 Snodland Community Centre Contact: Dilys Crook info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 01634 240783 West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner 01732 844824 PHARMACIES Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling 01732 843389 Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield 01732 843203 POLICE Tonbridge Neighbourhood Policing Team Tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 Kent Police 101 RSPCA RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW 0300 1234999 SAMARITANS - 48 Grecian Street, Maidstone, ME14 2TS 01622 674444 SCHOOLS Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667 The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill 01732 847000 Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416 Leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne 01732 842008 Kings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 840180 Kings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling 01732 842739 Mereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth 01622 812569 Mereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456 More Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling 01732 843047 Offham Primary School, Church Road, Offham 01732 842355 Ryarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600 St James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling 01732 841912 The Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling 01732 840995 Trottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061 TRAINS National Rail Enquiries 08457 48 49 50

EVENTS PAGE Sundays Sundays Sundays Sundays Sundays Sundays Sunday

8am Holy Communion at St Mary’s Church, West Malling 9.30am St Gabriel’s Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at Discovery School, Discovery Drive. Sunday School: 1st, 2nd and 4th Sunday of the month.

10am Morning Worship at Larkfield Methodist Church - Church office 01732 220820 10.30am Kings Hill Christian Fellowship at KHCH 10.30am Larkfield Community Church in Lunsford School Hall, Swallow Rd, Larkfield.

11am Holy Communion and Sunday School at St Mary’s Church, West Malling 10:45am and 6:30pm West Malling Baptist Church, Swan Street, West Malling

Thursday 5-7 Dec

7.30pm and Sat 3pm, 'ALADDIN' by The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street.

Adult £8.00, Child £4.50, buy one get one free on Thursday, Family (2A+2C) £22.00 on Friday & Saturday. To book, call Peter on 01622 717491.

Saturday 7 Dec

12.30-3pm Mereworth CP School Christmas Fair at The Street, Mereworth, ME18 5ND

Saturday 7 Dec

7 for 7.30pm start Mencap Christmas Concert with Maidstone Operatic at Cobtree Hall, Tickets: £5 each, includes mulled wine and mince pies! Contact: Ann 07842 149995

Sunday 8 Dec

5pm West Malling Community Choir & Schools’ Choirs Christmas Concert at St Mary’s, West Malling. Tickets £5 on the door - children free.

Sunday 8 Dec

5.30pm The Heart of Kent Hospice, Light Up A Life service at Royal Star Arcade, Maidstone.

Contact the fundraising team on 01622 790195 or go to www.hokh.org or email fundraising@hokh.co.uk to book your place and make your dedication.

Wednesday 18 Dec

6.30 for 7pm Christmas Concert with Peter Brice and his Christmas Choir at St Mary’s West Malling. Donations to Heart of Kent Hospice. 01622 790195 www.hokh.org

Saturday 21 Dec

2pm Aladdin at the KHCH. Tickets £8 adults, £6 Children from KHCH.

Friday 27 Dec

8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy at The Wheatsheaf,West Malling. Starring circuit legend Bob Mills + more Top quality comedy from the UK comedy circuit. Tickets just £10. 07976 637804

AS MANY CLASSES CHANGE TIMES, RESTART OR CLOSE AS THE NEW YEAR ARRIVES WE HAVE CLEARED ALL EVENT LISTINGS AND INVITE YOU TO RESUBMIT YOUR CLASSES BY THE 16 DECEMBER TO APPEAR IN THE JANUARY EDITION OF THE LOCAL ORACLE. EMAIL info@thelocaloracle.co.uk All events will appear on our website www.thelocaloracle.co.uk