Kings Hill/West Malling December 2014

Oracle the local

Month 131: December 2014

Distribution 16,000 homes & businesses

YOUR MONTHLY GUIDE TO LOCAL SERVICES IN AND AROUND

KINGS HILL & WEST MALLING ADDINGTON, BIRLING, EAST MALLING, HALLING, HOLBOROUGH, LARKFIELD, LEYBOURNE, MEREWORTH, OFFHAM, RYARSH, SNODLAND, TROTTISCLIFFE & WATERINGBURY

MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR From the local Oracle

News the local

Dear Readers Where did 2014 go? The local Oracle was 10 years old and we moved into new offices and I guess that did keep us busy but we have lots of plans for 2015 so watch this space!!

As usual, we have many advertisers who can help you with last minute jobs before the family and guests arrive for Christmas! Many advertisers can provide vouchers for their goods or services so do have a look through to get some inspiration for those difficult partners or friends.

All that remains is for us to say have a very merry Christmas with a safe new year’s eve and healthy, prosperous 2015.

Please see our online calendar along with the latest online version of the local Oracle. www.thelocaloracle.co.uk.

Have a great month!

Anna & Jane

Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU TEL

01732 525805 (Jane) Accounts/Sales 01732 525806 (Anna) Artwork/Sales

info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING IN THE JANUARY EDITIONS ARE: Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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TO SEE THE ONLINE VERSION OF THE LOCAL ORACLE, ADVERTISERS AND LOCAL EVENTS GO TO......

www.thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

We cover three areas with over 12,000 distribution in each giving a total of 40,000 homes and businesses covered by the local Oracle Kings Hill, West Malling, Addington, Birling, East Malling, Halling, Holborough, Larkfield, Leybourne, Mereworth, Offham, Ryarsh, Snodland, Trottiscliffe and Wateringbury

Paddock Wood, Tonbridge, Hadlow, Five Oak Green, East Peckham, Matfield and Southborough Aylesford, Barming, Allington, Ditton and parts of Maidstone We have many options for you to use for your business: Standard Category Advert in the A-Z section, Colour Category, 1/4, 1/2 and Full Page Adverts Each edition is updated and put onto our website.

We can print, supply and deliver 1,000 to 40,000 leaflets.

Have your own webpage on our website along side other local trusted businesses for just ÂŁ45 + vat a year!

You know it makes sense.... just go to the website or give us a call on 01732 525806 (Anna) or 01732 525805 (Jane)

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“FACT

98% of businesses rely on referrals to gain new business”

“FACT

3% of businesses have a strategy for referrals”

KINGS HILL

Kings Hill Golf Club Thursday 6.30am

We are specifically looking for the following to give business to.....

GARAGE TRAVEL AGENT ESTATE/LETTING AGENT DOUBLE GLAZING CO. CLEANER GARDENER PLUMBER ALARM INSTALLER DECORATOR ARCHITECT ELECTRICIAN Call Anna on 01732 844246 to find out more

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Howard Caine The Conservatory People Conservatories - Windows - Doors

Conservatory too Hot in the Summer? or too Cold in the Winter?

Here at Howard Caine Conservatories, we are able to offer an all year round solution.

Why not replace your existing roof glass or polycarbonate with the latest climate control heat-guard materials.

Go green and make your existing windows more energy efficient with less heat loss and lower heating bills.

We also specialize in the following *New Conservatories *Refurbishment *Window/Doors *Overhauls *Soffits/Facia *Misted / broken units *Guttering *Handles/Hinges *Fensa Registered *Fully insured

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Soles with Heart is not just a shoe shop, it offers clothes too. They stock joules and Crew & Hatley clothes and accessories. The introduction of ladies’ shoes has been welcomed with Fly London being welcomed by many ladies. SWH stock Skechers, Ravel, Tamaris, Hushpuppies and more will be added next season. So pop in and see that SWH can offer you a personal and professional service. A member of the Society of Shoe Fitters.

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Professional Carpet Cleaning

Looking for a professional, local, family run carpet cleaning company?

Then give Jordan or Megan a call.

Many companies don’t guarantee their work, we do - 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed

Also Upholstery Cleaning, Stain Removal, Stainguard Protection & Leather Suite Cleaning Safe cleaning process, No solvents or bleaching agents used - All work fully insured Special Offer - FREE CARPET CLEAN

- have three carpets cleaned and we will clean the smallest for free So for a friendly, professional service please call us now

Telephone: 01732 872 199 M: 0773 888 6900 - Jordan or Megan - 07874 005 135 E: info@kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk www.kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk M2493 10

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No extra charge after midnight

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50% OFF CARPET CLEANING HURRY DONT MISS OUT!!!!

LOUNGE DOUBLE BEDROOM STAIRS 3PIECE SUITE

WAS £40.00 £40.00 £20.00 £80.00

NOW £20.00 £20.00 £10.00 £40.00

AND LOTS MORE OFFERS AVAILABLE INCLUDES PRE-SPRAY, STAIN REMOVAL, PET HAIR, FRAGRANCING, SCOTCH GUARDING UPON REQUEST - FULLY INSURED

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PLUMBING - Taps, leaks, cylinders and tanks.

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All plumbing undertaken.

GAS - New boilers installed, boilers repaired and serviced.

DRAINAGE - Drain clearing, jetting and repairs.

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Covering all Kings Hill/West Malling and surrounding areas.

24 HOURS - 1 HOUR RESPONSE

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Plumbing and Heating Specialist 01732 220443 Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

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“THE AERIAL MAN” Family business - established 28 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS

NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS

FULLY INSURED

Enjoy your free digital channels Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

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BASICALLY BATHROOMS All aspects of Plumbing and Drainage Boiler Installations & Repairs Gas and Heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

Call 01732 590827 or 07515 884653

www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free survey and estimates.

Public Liability Insured

T: 01732 321008 M: 07967 741445 tony.mckimm@yahoo.com

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Cut off for January 2015 is 15 December!

Give us a call or drop us an email.

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SPECIALISTS IN HOME CCTV SECURITY, DIGITAL AERIAL & SATELLITE SYSTEMS.

A four camera CCTV system, with remote viewing, will keep an eye on your HOME, VEHICLES, OR ELDERLY LOVED ONES Supplied and installed from as little as £549.99 + VAT. Digital high gain aerials designed to provide the perfect reception, eliminating the 4G mobile phone interference.

Sky or Freesat satellite dishes supplied & installed in discreet locations.

HDMI distribution systems: DISTRIBUTE YOUR SKY HD OR BLU-RAY IN HIGH DEFINITION TO ALL OTHER TV’S IN YOUR HOME & get crystal clear images EVERYWHERE.

Contact Greywood Installations for free site survey

admin@greywoodinstallations.co.uk

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Mon – By appointment Tues - Fri 8.30 - 4.30pm Sat 9-3pm

SHOWROOM

Mr Mower

www.lightingcompanyonline.co.uk

Garden Equipment Service and Repair

Contact Rob on 0759 671 9295 All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service covering all areas of kent and Surrey.

Fully qualified Horticultural Engineer with over 30 years experience.

10% off winter servicing!

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LEAFLET DISTRIBUTION 1,000 - 40,000 WE CAN TARGET SPECIFIC AREAS TO SUIT YOU Give us a call or drop us an email.

01732 844246/521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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PAULINTERIORS ANTHONY CARPENTER & JOINER

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Carpentry Laminate wood flooring, door hanging.

Kitchen design and installation Made to measure wardrobes, cupboards, units & shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call Paul on 07719 117250 info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk

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T&T Cars A bi-monthly magazine jam packed with news, views and interviews for the Soul Scene.

Book early for Christmas & New Year’s Eve!

Previous interviews with: Smokey Robinson Jocelyn Brown Omar John Legend Mica Paris Jeffrey Daniel Larry Blackmon of Cameo Chaka Khan Brand New Heavies Bluey of Incognito Teena Marie Paul ‘Trouble’ Anderson Steve Arrington Mary Davis of SOS Band and many more.......

Local work Airport runs City Airport Gatwick Heathrow Stansted

Call 01732 752122 bookings@tandtcars.com www.tandtcars.com

www.thesoulsurvivors.co.uk

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10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4YU

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WINDOW WORKS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

Broken Hinges 3 Misted Units Broken Glass Doors Re-adjusted Damaged Handles Child Restrictors Fire Escape Hinges Patio Door Rollers Letter Boxes Cat & Dog Flaps Multi-Point Door Locks Velux Windows Lock Outs/Emergency Entry

The House Fairies

Let us take over your House Chores We are available Daily, Weekly & Fortnightly * Spring Cleans * Ironing * Internal Windows * Laundry * After Party Cleans * Waitressing Service * Mother’s Help * House Keeping **Specialist Carpet Cleaning** **Helping Hand Companions for Elderly or Injured** Cloths colour-coded by room

All at reasonable rates

Family Run Business. Est. 1989

NO CALL OUT CHARGE

Tel: 01622 206690 On Site Mob: 07779 006696 The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7LZ email: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

**References available upon request** **All cleaning materials supplied** We also do Eco and Environment Friendly Cleaning

Call Now 07931 916 783 01732 887 091 Email: thehousefairiesuk@googlemail.com www.thehousefairies.co.uk

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Start-up Advice Fixed Fees agreed in advance Flexible Payments Companies / Partnerships Self Employed / CIS Landlords / Corp. Tax Income Tax / PAYE / VAT Flexible Meetings Call Gary or Tina Richards for a friendly, free initial discussion without obligation on 0845 521 2241 Offices in L arkfield & P addock Wood

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INDEX the local NEWS

Computer Support

Opticians

KINGS HILL MAP

Conservatories

Osteopathy & Pilates

Decorators

Oven Cleaners

Distributors Wanted

Pest Control

Dog Walking/Sitting

Pet Services

Double Glazing

Plastering

Architectural Design

Double Glazing Repairs

Plumbers*

Artist

Drainage & Plumbing

Printers

Auctioneers*

Driving Instructor

Property Maintenance

Bathroom Installations

Electricians

Recruitment (IT)

Beauty & Complementary

Fencing

Removals*

Blinds

Fitness

Roofing

Flooring

Save Money

Garage Doors

Scrap Metal Clearance

Garden Landscapers

Shoe Shop*

Business Opportunity

Garden Maintenance

Skip Hire

Car Body Repairs

Garden Services

Solicitors

Car Registration Numbers

Gas & Heating Services

Soul Music Magazine

Car Sales

Hairstylist - mobile

Sports Massage

Car Service & Repairs

Handyman

Sweet Shop

Car Valeting

Home Interiors

Taxi & Executive Cars

Inventory Clerks

Tree Surgery

Ironing Services

Waste Removal

Jewellers

Windows

Lawn Mower Repairs

Window Cleaners

Chiropody, Podiatry & Footcare

Lighting

USEFUL NUMBERS

Chocolate Parties

Locksmith

EVENTS

Cleaning

Loft Ladders & Hatches

* New Advertisers

COLOUR ADVERTS Accountants* Aerials Alarm Systems Appliance Repair

Building & Fire Regulations Building Refurbishment Building Services* Business Networking

Carpentry Carpet Cleaning Carpet Fitter CCTV Charities*

All adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

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APPLIANCE REPAIR

HM Installations Aerials - Satellites - Home Entertainment

Appliance Care and Repair

Mobile: 07780 470541 info@hminstallations.co.uk www.hminstallations.co.uk

Mobile: 07545 044276 Contact: Graham 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk

New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, Data Cabling, Telephone Points, TV Installations, Home Cinema, CCTV and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, 15 Years Experience.

The Aerial Man Tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance (Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

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ALARM SYSTEMS Clover Accounting Services Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 523485 Mobile: 07967 118639 Contact: Heidi Dennis heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns

TaxAssist Accountants 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL Tel: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 Contact: Gary Richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/Larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises.

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Virtus Security Ltd Tel: 01622 616241 info@virtussecurity.co.uk www.virtussecurity.co.uk Intruder alarm specialists in design, service and maintenance.

- Experienced security engineers - Fully insured - Free no obligation quotations - Jobs individually priced - Code resetting available - Residential and commercial - CCTV/Access control and door entry work also undertaken.

10% discount when quoting Oracle.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805 01732 525806

Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

Over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

Jeff Smith Domestic Appliance Repairs St Bernards Dean Lane Harvel Nr Meopham Kent Tel/Fax: 01474 816661 Tel: 01732 605446 jeffsmithdomestics@hotmail.co.uk Installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN Creative Architectural Design Ltd Tel: 01732 824354 Contact: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf.

Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

ARTIST Christopher Marshall Luddesdowne Nr Meopham Tel: 01474 813434 Contact: Christopher Marshall info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

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A-B AUCTIONEERS C&T Auctions Unit 25, Space Business Centre, Knight Road, Rochester, Kent ME2 2BF Tel: 01634 292042 www.candtauctions.co.uk

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS Nightingale Bathrooms Tel: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk

Specialist auctioneers of vintage toys and military items.

Call or visit our website for a free valuation.

Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

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1,000 TO 40,000 LEAFLET PRODUCTION & DISTRIBUTION

Gemini Beauty Larkfield Tel: 01732 842279 Mobile: 07749 589414 angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

(See Colour Ad On Page 11)

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BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY

B BUILDING REFURBISHMENT Pete Sloman Y DIY? Building Refurbishment Decorating and Maintenance Tel: 01732 842258 Mobile: 07748 102320 All general building work including Painting and Decorating, Joinery and Tiling.

Local references available Free estimates Advice on affordable solutions.

BUILDING SERVICES AAPM Construction Mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 Contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

BLINDS

b BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS Basically Bathrooms Tel: 01732 321008 Mobile: 07967 741445 tony.mckimm@yahoo.com Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 15)

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB Tel: 01892 825522 Mobile: 07767 326211 Contact: Stuart Munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

(See Colour Ad On Page 19) BUILDING & FIRE REGULATIONS Wilkinson Construction Consultants Suite 31, 60 Churchill Sq Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 523466 office@thebuildinginspector.org www.thebuildinginspector.org Access Audits * Approved Inspector Building Regulation Approval CDM-C * Fire Safety Engineering Fire Risk Assessments - Training Building Standards in the UK Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Any Aspect Builders Ltd Tel: 01622 729536 Mobile: 07407 764555 Contact: Kieron kieronrobinson5@outlook.com www.anyaspectbuilders.co.uk Extensions, Driveways, Patios, Fencing, Refurbishments and more.

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured Free Quotes Reference Available

Artbuild Ltd Tel/Fax: 01622 817225 Mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of Master builders.

Extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating.

An established family company.

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BUSINESS NETWORKING

CAR BODY REPAIRS

GPML Construction Ltd Crown House, Home Gardens, Dartford, Kent DA1 1DZ Tel: 0800 046 0266 info@gpmlconstruction.co.uk www.gpmlconstruction.co.uk GPML Construction is a leading provider of building and maintenance solutions to customers in London and across the Southeast.

Extensions, new builds, lofts and refurbishments.

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BNI Kings Hill

Tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 Kings Hill Golf Club, Kings Hill We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

01732 525806 (See Colour Ad On Page 6)

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Paul Tann Ltd Tel: 01732 842863 Mobile: 07956 313287 07834 810453 Contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

R Blackman General Maintenance Tel: 01892 838668 Mobile: 07887 948430 Contact: Richard Blackman rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

Star Construction Tel: 01732 848640 mobile: 07930 244454 contact: Mark Warrington www.starconstruction.net Star Construction can assist you with small, medium and large home maintenance, renovation and improvement projects inside and out. Design to completion of conversions, extensions and new builds. Local examples of high quality work available to view.

Car Remarket 778 London Road, Larkfield, Kent

Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Networking Marketing Business Tel: 0800 231 5753 Mobile: 07828 085778 Contact: Fran Boorman fran@minimumbills.co.uk www.income2bankon.co.uk Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

All aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs.

Fibreglass and plastic repairs.

MOT welding.

Insurance work.

Call or pop in.

CAR REGISTRATION NUMBERS Car Registration Numbers Mobile: 07909 975 806 Contact: Ian Limited number of private plates for sale.

C1 TYS 65 AAB S44 BVS C4 SCV Offers invited!

Call for more details.

CAR SALES

c CAR BODY REPAIRS Autospray Solutions Mobile: 07773 340049 Tel: 01622 727263 Contact: Ben Mobile Body Repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches.

All vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods.

Call now for your free quotation.

Award winning service.

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Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU Tel: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

CAR SERVICE & REPAIRS Kingshill Garage Limited North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU. Tel: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics (See Colour Ad On Page 18)

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Wash ‘N’ Go

RED Carpentry

Mobile: 07821 370486 Contact: Dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz

Tel: 01622 751447 Mobile: 07896 904056 Contact: Richard Dillon

Fully insured mobile car valeting service.

Will travel to a location that is convenient for you.

Phone for price list.

CARPENTRY Chatfield Carpentry Tel: 01732 871449 Mobile: 07985 273773 Contact: Steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices.

Over 17 years expereince City and Guilds qualified.

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services Tel: 01634 242807 Mobile: 07838 156170 Contact: Neil Hudson hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk All aspects of carpentry, building and home maintenance including kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, flooring, doors and more! Over 20 years experience. Local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our facebook page for customer feedback.

Paul Anthony Interiors

Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

CARPET CLEANING Abbi Carpet Cleaning Freephone: 0800 055 6082 Mobile: 07938 524223 Truck mounted carpet cleaning.

Rapid drying times.

Fully trained and insured.

Police checked operator.

Domestic and Commercial.

Great deals for empty rooms!

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Tel: 01732 872199 Contact: Jordan on 0773 888 6900 Megan on 07874 005 135 info@kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk www.kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

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CARPET FITTER

Mobile : 07719 117250 info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk

P J Carpet Fitters Leybourne

Carpenter and joinery.

Laminate wood flooring.

Kitchen design and installation.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

Tel/Fax: 01732 872527 Mobile: 07831 201929 Contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

30 year’s experience.

Carpet & all accessories can be supplied.

Free measuring and estimates.

No job too small.

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Greywood Installations Tel: 01732 222125 admin@greywoodinstallations.co.uk www.greywoodinstallations.co.uk Specialists in home CCTV security, digital aerial and satellite systems.

Digital high gain aerials.

Sky or Freesat satellite dishes.

HDMI Distribution systems.

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

CHARITIES Lions Club of Malling District Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm at The Farmhouse, 97-99 High Street West Malling, Kent ME19 6NA www.elitepubs.com/the_farmhouse/ Call 0845 8335735 and ask for Ted Inns for details.

Kings Hill Rotary Club khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/ Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes.

Everyone is welcome to join the young, vibrant and exciting group.

Please email or just come along.

Spadework Teston Road, Offham, West Malling, Kent ME19 5NA Tel: 01732 870002 info@spadework.org.uk www.spadework.net Sowing the seeds of opportunities for adults with learning difficulties.

Indoor Christmas Market on Saturday 13 December 10am-4pm (See Colour Ad On Page 20)

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West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP Tel: 01732 848460 Contact: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS westmallingpods@gmail.com HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and home visits also available.

CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA CHOCOLATE PARTIES

Workshops and parties for lots of fun and lots of chocolatey goodies to take home.

Just £17.50 per head Also, truffle making workshops, hen nights & birthdays at the Chocolate Umbrella

42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

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CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

Platinum Cleaning Services 42 Hazen Road, Kings Hill ME19 4DF Tel: 01732 382736 Mobile: 07842 415497 Local Office & Industrial Cleaning & Home Specialists.

Floor Maintenance, Tiles, Wood, Limestone & Travertine.

Carpet Cleaning.

Deep Cleaning.

Family run since 1995.

(See Colour Ad On Page 12) The House Fairies Office Line: 01732 887 091 Mobile: 07931 916 783 thehousefairiesuk@googlemail.com www.thehousefairies.co.uk Let us take over your house chores. Daily, weekly or fortnightly.

Insured, fully flexible and fully trained cleaners. *Cleaning, *Ironing, *Internal Windows, *After Party Cleans, *Private Waitressing, *Housekeeping, *Specialist Carpet cleaning, *Care of the Elderly *Requests welcome.

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CLEANING Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off & spring cleaning * New Housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* Call for a free estimate.

Maid 2 Shine Tel: 01732 852707 Mobile: 07976 867088 maid_2shine@btinternet.com www.maid-2-shine-cleaning.co.uk Tailored packages to comply with your needs.

Hours & days to suit you.

Free quotation service.

Fully insured & vetted staff.

You’ll be satisfied or your dirt back free!

AA Computer Services Mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

ALTONE Computers Ltd Tel: 01732 354812 Mobile: 07771 707035 Contact: Alan www.altone.co.uk Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

Time For You

APC Manpower Computer Services

Tel: 0800 458 1127 Mobile: 07863 347587 north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk

Tel: 01732 790099 Mobile: 07867 771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk

Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £10.95 per hour incl.

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VIRUS Removal Specialists Broadband or WIFI issues SLOW or FREEZING Computer.

PC Not starting. Laptop Screen - repair. Memory Upgrades.

Network your Home or Setup PC PRINTER setup. No Fix, No Fee

Champ Computer Services West Malling Tel: 01732 843659 Mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk The local PC experts for: -PC health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -Virus & spyware removal/protection -Complete PC installation & upgrades -No fix - no fee!

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C-D CONSERVATORIES Howard Caine Conservatories Tel/Fax: 01732 321050 Mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

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D DECORATORS G J Services West Malling Mobile: 07764 684495 Tel: 01732 872125 Contact: Guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates John Green Décor Ltd Tel: 0800 783 1916 sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

JP's Decorating Mobile: 07956 874044 07944 126353 Contact: Phil jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest.

I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

DECORATORS Choice Painting & Decorating Tel: 01732 875507 Mobile: 07761 601896 Contact: Dean Woolterton City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

D DECORATORS Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB Tel/Fax: 01732 873754 Mob: 07971 542609/07824 887677 m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work welcome References on request.

DISTRIBUTORS WANTED

DISTRIBUTORS WANTED If you like walking and would like to earn some extra money at the same time, give us a call or drop us an email.

01732 525805/6 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

DOG WALKING/SITTING For The Love Of Dogs Tel: 01622 719 619 Mobile: 07833 054900 Contact: Jenny ftlod@hotmail.com Honest and reliable/10 years exp.

Guaranteed quality dog walks, ‘home from home’, dog boarding service, home visit cat feeds, also ‘pet taxi’ service.

Just relocated from Surrey where I ran a very successful pet services business for over 10 years.

Brilliant references available.

DOUBLE GLAZING Parrish Painting & Decorating Tel: 01622 741606 Mobile: 07967 190588 Contact: Mark For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS DG Solutions (Kent) Limited Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved Tel: 01732 842691 Mobile: 07870 213098 contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

SOS Window Works The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ Tel: 01622 206690 Mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

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DRAINAGE & PLUMBING

ELECTRICIANS Cobalt Contracts Ltd

e-f ELECTRICIANS Andy Payne Electrical Tel: 01732 848879 Mobile: 07830 456928 ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P Domestic Electrician.

Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

2391 Inspection and Testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections.

Free quotes.

ASD Electrical Services

Ferdurco Solutions Limited Tel: 01732 252 112 enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk

Mobile: 07885 605424 Daryl 07885 621188 Shanice asdelectricalservices@gmail.com

For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee

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DRIVING INSTRUCTOR Glen’s Driving School Tel: 01732 841966 Mobile: 07525 209294 glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

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Brightstar Electrical Limited Free Quotations Tel: 01622 890647 Mobile: 07814 540984 Contact: Jon Melliard brightstar-electrical@hotmail.co.uk All Domestic & commercial electrical works undertaken.

Full or part re-wire, additional sockets and lights, central heating wiring Testing and inspection and fault finding. Member of the Electrical Safety Register Part P Qualified Energy Efficient Lighting advice and installation.

Over 20 yrs experience.

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Tel: 01732 843438 Mobile: 07706 130061 Contact: Bob Battledore bob.battledore@cobaltcontracts.co.uk E lectricia n 17th E dition, P a rt P Reg istered NA P IT, F ully insured 3 Rewires – full & partial 3 Additional sockets/lighting 3 Testing & Inspection 3 Electric cookers/showers 3 Underfloor heating/fuse boards Ca ll now for a free quote Domestic and Residential Electrical Services Tel: 01622 870147 Mobile: 07515 159821 Email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches.

Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. No hidden extras.

L.T Security & Electrical Services Braeburn Way, Kings Hill,West Malling Contact: Lee Terry Tel: 01732 522 788 Mob: 07971 552 663 Email: leeterry4@googlemail.com Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties (12 years locally) All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. New/Extra Switches/Sockets/ Lights fitted. Electrical Testing & Inspection.

Rewires small or large with certification.

Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free Estimates. No job too small.

Experienced in working for the elderly.

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FENCING

All Seasons Garden Fencing Tel: 01732 844634 Mobile: 07957 209073 Contact: Mark Steward www.allseasonsltd.org.uk All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded.

Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas.

No job too small.

No VAT charged.

Free quotations.

MW Fencing Tel: 01732 844671 Mobile: 07973 843198 Contact: Mark Wooler All types of fencing supplied & fitted.

Chain link, Pallisade Mesh, Panels, Post & rail Close boarded.

Gates.

Also tree felling, chipping, stump grinding and hedge cutting.

Member of Trust A Trader.

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

Tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes.

Over 18 yrs experience.

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FITNESS Heavenly Fitness Unit 2, First Floor, Bridge Industrial Estate, Wharf Road, Tovil, Maidstone, Kent, ME15 6RR Tel: 01622 297076 jane@heavenlyfitness.co.uk www.heavenlyfitness.co.uk www.polesaints.com Kentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only Antigravity Studio.

Pole, aerial hoop, aerial yoga, suspension fitness, pregnancy yoga, pilates, HIIT weight loss and more.

Memberships of PAYG. (See Colour Ad On Page 17)

FLOORING

K2 Flooring 14-16 High St,West Malling, ME19 6QR

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Tel: 0800 032 8967 info@k2flooring.co.uk www.k2flooring.co.uk

Garage Door Associates Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland Tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk

Celebrating 50 years trading. 1961-2011 Free estimates on all your flooring needs. Specialising in carpets, wood, laminate, Karndean,Amtico, vinyl blinds and underfloor heating.

Check out our price promise!

Head Office at Swanley 0800 032 8966

Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805 01732 525806

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS A D Landscapes Ltd Ightham Tel: 01732 763114 Mobile: 07790 036871 Contact: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

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G GARDEN LANDSCAPERS Coe's Landscapes Tel: 07944 442442 Tim Coe 07785 543037 Peter Coe www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

Yew Tree Landscapes Larkfield Tel: 01732 848179 Mobile: 07850 175077 Contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

All major credit/debit cards taken.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805 01732 525806

G GARDEN MAINTENANCE Garden Maintenance Freephone: 0800 511 8081 Contact: Mark All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

G GARDEN SERVICES Kings Hill Garden Services Based on Kings Hill Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 Contact: Chris Coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk A complete garden service from mowing to clearance Hedge work and Tree Surgery Fencing - New or repaired NPTC qualified Fully Insured CRB checked Licensed Waste Carrier Call for a free quotation

GARDEN SERVICES D J Snow Gardening Services

MJM Mowing Services

Tel: 01634 244313 Mobile: 07970 435255 snowd258@aol.com

Tel: 07761 313838

Need help with your garden?

Mowing, weeding or just a tidy Trees topped or hedges trimmed Paths, patios & drives jet washed Full public liability.

Down To Earth Garden Services Tel: 01732 841904 Mobile: 07801 440994 Contact: Peter Roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance Grass cutting and hedge cutting Lawn treatment Garden clearance

Private and light commercial lawnmowing service and general garden maintenance.

Reliable and efficient service.

15 years of satisfied customers.

V & S Garden Services Tel: 01732 521224 Mobile: 07958 997336 Contact: Sue or Vince All garden maintenance/clearance.

Hedge cutting/weeding.

Lawn mowing. Pressure washing patios or driveways.

Either as a one off job or on a regular basis.

Fully insured & own tools supplied.

Log splitting service available.

Free estimates.

Very reasonable rates.

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G GAS & HEATING SERVICES Cannon Services (UK) Ltd Tel: 01732 430140 office@cannon-services.co.uk Fully Gas Safe Register qualified gas heating engineers carrying out all types of gas heating works including boiler installations, servicing, breakdowns, radiator replacements and Landlord Gas Safety Certificates.

Free no obligation quotes.

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Chelsea Gas and Waterworks Tel: 01732 321754 Mobile: 07973 138489 Contact: Simon Williams chelseagaswks@aol.com Gas Safe Registered: 36297 Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken.

Friendly, reliable service.

Landlord’s Gas Safety Certificates

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HANDYMAN

Elise - Freelance mobile stylist Mobile: 07530 203451 Contact: Lisa A London experience in the comfort of your home.

Specialising in precision haircuts and fashion colour.

Bridal hair and make-up.

Over 20yrs exp originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Also available evenings & weekends.

Call for a free no obligation consultation.

Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance Mobile: 07726 525633 Contact: Bob insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Laminate Flooring - Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly Pressure Washing - Patio & Drive Cleaning - Gardening.

No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Louise

Steve’s Home & Garden Services

Tel: 01732 875326 Mobile: 07902 949572

Tel: 01732 846420 Mobile: 07758 311576

Professional mobile family hairdresser Cut - blowdry Highlights - lowlights Colours - Perms

Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

Also specialising in bridal hairstyles and make-up.

HANDYMAN Wicks Gas Tel: 01732 883544 Mobile: 07748 780811 Contact: Gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED.

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Assembly Man Home Tel: 0173 249 0071 Mobile: 0780 694 9999 Contact: David Hughes assemblyman.dave@gmail.com Flat Pack assembly, Outdoor furniture assembly, Home playground assembly, Fence & Shed painting, Patio & Drive power washing, Picture/Mirror hanging, Shelving, Water features, Small to medium odd jobs. Free No Obligation Quote Senior Discount Public Liability Insurance Held.

Derek’s Home Maintenance Ltd

Tel: 01634 244061 Mobile: 07941 172176 derekdhmltd@blueyonder.co.uk You buy and I fit kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, taps, guttering, general household repairs, radiators.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

HOME INTERIORS Accent Home Interiors 41 High Street, West Malling Kent, ME19 6QH Tel: 01732 521880 www.accenthomeinteriors.co.uk Soft Furnishings Furniture Lighting & Lampshades Children’s Room Accessories Accessories & Gifts Interior Design Service (See Colour Ad On Page 14)

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Andrew Smith Jewellers 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA Tel: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat (See Colour Ad on Page 10)

INVENTORY CLERKS Invicta Inventories

TO ADVERTISE HERE

Tel: 01732 446220 Mobile: 07933 789618 office@invictainventories.com www.invictainventories.com twitter@inv_inventories Residential inventory clerks.

Available 7 days a week.

Inventories from £45

CALL 01732 525806 01732 525805

1,000 TO 40,000 LEAFLET PRODUCTION & DISTRIBUTION 01732 525805 01732 525806 LIGHTING Lakes Lighting Company Lighting & Homeware Showroom Unit 10, Centre Court, Sir Thomas Longley Road, Medway City Estate, Rochester, Kent ME2 4BQ Tel: 01634 717242 www.lightingcompanyonline.co.uk Suppliers of Astro Lighting, Diyas, Diyas Home, Endon home and Lighting and many more!

Swarovski authorised lighting partner.

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IRONING SERVICES

LOCKSMITH

Bespoke Ironing Tel: 01732 874 521 Mobile: 07803 788325 Contact: Claire Dolke claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

25 items for £15 Introducing our new Weekend Express Service.

Free collection and delivery.

A.Maidstone Locksmiths 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS Tel: 01622 410057 Mobile: 07837 751611 Contact: John john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX Tel: 01732 872159 Mobile: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

l-o LAWNMOWER REPAIRS Mr Mower Mobile: 0759 671 9295 Contact: Rob All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

10% off winter servicing.

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LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES LOFT LADDERS

Tel: 01732 840744 Mobile: 07751 256725 FREE ESTIMATES Loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch. Also loft flooring.

Qualified City and Guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind.

All work guaranteed. 20 year exp.

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OVEN CLEANERS DG Oven Cleaning

2 Liberty Square, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4AU Tel: 01732 875544 enquiries@kingshillopticians.co.uk www.kingshillopticians.co.uk Hospital quality eye test.

Advanced retinal scanning only £40.

Buy 1 get 1 free now in you local opticians, why go anywhere else?

Open late evenings until 8pm.

18-20 Swan Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6LP 01732 848384 www.swanopticians.co.uk New independent local opticians.

Free 2nd pair of varifocals..

Corporate eyecare vouchers accepted.

Varifocal consultants; demonstrations available.

Terms and conditions apply.

Please ask in practice for more details.

Tel: 01622 817696 Mobile: 07949 570058 Contact: Gwen and Dave Turk gwenturk60@gmail.com Small family run business in Maidstone and surrounding areas.

Single ovens from £45!

Oven Wizards Tel: 01622 616168 Mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £44. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients.

Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

P PET SERVICES Your Furry Friend's Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter Tel: 01732 842807 Mobile: 07709 025684 Contact: Lisa LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk facebook.com/YourFurryFriendsFriend A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens.

Available 7 days a week.

Fully insured and police checked

PLASTERING Charlie Skelly Tel: 07590 262809 All aspects of plastering & rendering Friendly & professional Internal & external skimming High quality finish Free estimates

Wall 2 Wall Plastering

32 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6QR 01732 841403 www.westmallingopticians.co.uk FREE sight test for everyone FREE second pair of lenses with any anti-reflection coating Specialists in complex prescriptions (See Colour Ad On Page 8)

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OSTEOPATHY & PILATES

PEST CONTROL

Rebecca Joblin Osteopath & Pilates Instructor 1 Rectory Lane South, Leybourne, ME19 5HA Mobile: 07881 652209 info@leybourneosteopath.co.uk Cinic based in Leybourne for Osteopathic treatments and 1 to 1 Reformer Pilates classes Mat based classes at Kings Hill Community Centre Mon mornings and Mon/Wed evenings.

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

Goodwin Pest Management (GPM) Tel: 0800 6342530 Contact: Simon Goodwin office@gpmpestcontrol.co.uk www.GPMPEST.com Our professional pest control team will work hard to rid you of unwelcomed guests.

- rats & mice - cockroaches - squirrels - fleas/bedbugs - pigeons - wasps - insects State Oracle & receive 10% discount Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Tel: 01634 313326 Mobile: 07843 881657 Contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

PLUMBERS DL Plumbing Addington Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141 All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

Including tiling and flooring.

P PLUMBERS Hylton Plumbing Services West Malling Tel: 01732 843086 Mobile: 07970 528822 Contact: Hylton Visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 17) John Ascot Plumbing Tel: 01732 590827 Mobile: 07515 884653 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk All aspects of plumbing and drainage.

Boiler installations and repairs.

Gas and heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

(See Colour Ad On Page 15)

P PLUMBERS Servecom Tel: 01622 230346 Mobile: 07854 766446 www.emergencyplumberstonbridge.co.uk

The service company of distinction.

Heating, plumbing, drainage and bathrooms fitted.

Competitive rates, free estimates, and quick response.

Engineers are certified by Gas Safe Register, fully insured and highly experienced.

Landlord Certificates.

No Call Out Charge.

P-R PROPERTY MAINTENANCE OR Services Mobile: 07798 605624 owen@orservices.org.uk From hanging pictures and fixing dripping taps to a bathroom and kitchen fitting service. We do all trades: plumbing, electrical, tiling, garden maintenance, handyman, and groundworks.

"We specialise in small jobs!!"

All work will be undertaken.

We offer free quotes and very competive rates.

RECRUITMENT (IT) Tony Nelson Plumbing Tel: 01732 220443 Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

24 hours - 1 hour response.

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PRINTER K McCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services

RARK Solutions Ltd East Malling Research Centre, New Road, East Malling, Kent Tel: 01732 875338 info@RARKSolutions.com www.RARKSolutions.com Your local IT and Commercial Recruitment Specialist If you are looking to recruit talented IT people or looking for a new challenge yourself then contact us today!

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REMOVALS

Tel: 01732 847363 Mobile: 07851 774726

Goodfellows Removals & Storage Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL

Gas Safe Registered Engineer & qualified plumber

Tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708

All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates No call out charge No Vat

Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

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REMOVALS GP Removals Winsor Works, London Road West Malling ME19 5AN Tel: 0800 644 0182 or 01732 220240 Mobile: 07796 265801 www.gpremovals.co.uk UK/European moves.

Large and light removals.

Packing service available.

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JM Removals Tel: 01622 205738 Mobile: 07932 715072 Contact: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service

ROOFING

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s SAVE MONEY Utility Warehouse Discount Club Contact: Jane Tel: 01732 521494 Mob: 07912 878830 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.save-moneywithme.co.uk The Utility Warehouse made a unique Price Promise: save money when you switch all your services to them, or get back ‘DOUBLE the difference’.

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SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

Haffenden Skip Hire East Malling Tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 Mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

SOLICITORS Berry & Berry LLP Solicitors Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 897925 Fax: 01732 897935 kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk For professional, honest and friendly advice.

SOUL MUSIC

TLC Scrap Metal

01622 734367 07729 727188

All aspects of roofing and property maintenance work undertaken, from general repair and household DIY work, to complete re-roofs and rebuilds.

We offer affordable prices.

References available on request.

Tel: 07804 057096 Contact: Tom Calvert Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

SHOE SHOP

William Kent & Sons Roofing Tel: 01732 824059 Mobile: 07778 586865 Contact: Bill

Soles With Heart

All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

Stocking shoes and clothes too!

Joules Crew & Hatley clothes and accessories and a new range of ladies shoes from Fly London along with Skechers, Ravel, Tamaris and Hushpuppies.

Personal and professional service.

Tel: 01732 845292 www.soleswithheart.co.uk

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SPORTS MASSAGE Lucy Hooper - Sports Massage Suite 3 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU Mobile: 07835 272783 Deep tissue & sports massage.

Suitable for everyone.

Aid injury repair, improves flexibility can enhance your training programme and promote a feeling of well being.

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CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA

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SWEET SHOP

All your favourite sweets, party bags & Kebabs made to order with free message tag.

Candy Cakes any size/colour Delicious Luxury English Truffles Macaroons, Nougat & specialities Ice Creams, Sorbets & Slush Drinks 42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

Acacia Tree and Garden Care Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 (24 hrs) Contact: Chris Coombs acacia.trees@btinternet.com www.acaciatreecare.co.uk NPTC Qualified tree surgeons Fully insured.

Free written quotations All tree work undertaken-big or small. All landscaping undertaken.

Gardening, mowing, fencing, hedges and garden clear ups.

Local resident - on call 24 hours

W WINDOWS Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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TAXI & EXECUTIVE CARS

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Tel: 01732 871 234 www.kingshillcars.com Open 24 hours throughout Christmas and New Year Kings Hill to West Malling from £5 Smart reliable drivers always needed No extra charge after midnight Don’t drink and drive!

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T&T Cars 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill West Malling, ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 752122 bookings@tandtcars.com www.tandtcars.com Travel in style.

Local work.

Airport runs.

City Airport, Gatwick, Heathrow and Stansted.

Abbi Window Cleaning Tel: 0800 055 6082 We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

WASTE REMOVAL

Tel/Fax: 01622 745179 Contact: Jean Tandy gean.tandy@virgin.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

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HERE Tel: 01892 540421 Mobile: 07789 385123 info@allyourrubbishcleared.co,uk www.allyourrubbishcleared.co.uk Hassle free waste removal and house clearance services.

Cheaper than a skip and we load.

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USEFUL LOCAL PHONE NUMBERS ALZHEIMER'S SOCIETY West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 Helpline 01892 722511 AGE CONCERN Day Centre - Rotary House, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 848008 AGE CONCERN Info./Advice/Insurance, 3 Colonnade, West St, West Malling 01732 873977 COUNCIL Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 844522 DOCTORS Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling 01732 870212 Chaucer Way, Larkfield 01732 841213 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury 01622 814466 Snodland Medical Centre 01634 240296 HOSPITAL Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone 0845 1551000 Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch 08453 970543 LIBRARY 22-24 High Street, West Malling 01732 842504 Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops.

01732 352754 http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/mobile_libraries.aspx Snodland Library 01634 243776 LOCAL HALLS Addington Village Hall 01732 843180 East Malling Village Hall 01732 844546 East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828 Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Nikki Clarke, khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 Leybourne Village Hall 01732 873722 Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Pauline Bell paulinebell@yahoo.co.uk 01622 813588 Offham Village Hall Contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232 Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking Secretary Derrick Groom DGroom5143@aol.com 01732 842557 Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432 Snodland Community Centre Contact: Dilys Crook info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 01634 240783 Wateringbury Village Hall 075 3532 0552 West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner 01732 844824 PHARMACIES Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling 01732 843389 Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield 01732 843203 POLICE Tonbridge Neighbourhood Policing Team Tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 Kent Police 101 TMBC Community Warden Supervisor Martin Smith 07969 584173 RSPCA RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW 0300 1230751 SAMARITANS - 48 Grecian Street, Maidstone, ME14 2TS 01622 674444 SCHOOLS Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667 The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill 01732 847000 Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416 Leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne 01732 842008 Kings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 840180 Kings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling 01732 842739 Mereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth 01622 812569 Mereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456 More Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling 01732 843047 Offham Primary School, Church Road, Offham 01732 842355 Ryarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600 St James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling 01732 841912 St Katherine’s School, St Katherine’s Lane, Snodland, Kent ME6 5EJ (www.stkatherineskent.co.uk) 01634 240061 The Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling 01732 840995 Trottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061 TRAINS National Rail Enquiries 08457 48 49 50

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9.15am Insanity at KHCH for 50 minute class. Call Claire 07970 482421 for details 10-11am Music mayhem children's music for 0-5yrs at Snodland Comm. Centre. 07815 775504 10.15am Zumba Gold at KHCH. Call Claire 07970 482421 for details 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605 10-11.15am Yoga (Mixed level) at Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy/beginners class.

2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced. 01732 870715.

6.30pm (50 mins) and 8.30pm (30 mins) Insanity at KH School. Call Claire 07970 482421 7.30pm Zumba at Kings Hill School – Claire 07970 482421 for details.

8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 Musical Bumps 9.30am 2+, 10.15am Baby Group (under 1 year), 11.15am 1+ at KHCH 10-12pm Buddha Buddies Baby & Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01732 847605 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 7.30-8.30pm Pilates at Kings Hill School with Claire 07970 482421 Musical Bumps 9.15am 2+, 10am 1+, 11am Baby Group (under 1 year), 12noon 3+ at KHCH 9.15-10.15am Pilates at Addington Village Hall with Claire 07970 482421 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling £5 per class for advanced bookings or £6 for drop in sessions. For more information please call 07768 447657 Wednesdays 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy and numeracy classes £5.50 for advanced bookings or £6.50 for drop in sessions. For more information please call 07768 447657 Wednesdays 5.30pm Slimming World at The Discovery School, Kings Hill Wednesdays 6.15-7.15pm Weight Watchers, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - Leader Judith 01622 683382 Wednesdays 6.15pm Insanity 50 mins class. Call Claire 07970 482421 Wednesdays 8-10pm The Larkfield Women's Club at the Church Farm Village Hall. First week free. Contact Sarah Layland on 07786 364063 for more details.

Wednesdays 8pm - 9pm Latin-American & Ballroom Beginners Class - Kings Hill call Lynn 07775265053 Thursday Musical Bumps 9.45am Mixed Age (12-36months) at Church Farm Hall, Larkfield, ME20 6ST Thursday 10.15am Buddha Babies Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01732 847605 Thursdays (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

Thursdays 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Dance Studio, Malling School 01622 715576 Thursdays 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576 Friday Musical Bumps 12.45pm Baby group (under 1 year), 1.45pm Mixed Age (12-36 months) at Wateringbury VH Fridays 12.30pm - 1.15pm Strictly Line Dancing - Kings Hill call Lynn 07775265053 Fridays 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

Saturdays 8am Insanity 50 mins class. Call Claire 07970 482421 Saturday (2nd Sat) 10-11.30am Free Fit Club at Barham Court, Teston, Maidstone. Call Leo: 07983 506928 Saturdays 8.45-9.45am YOGA (Beginners) Offham Village Hall Bridget 07963 235451 Saturdays 10-11.15 am YOGA (Mixed Level) Offham Village Hall Bridget 07963 235451 Sundays 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at Discovery School, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

Sundays 4.30pm 3rd Sunday, Girls’ Brigade Service at Discovery School, Kings Hill. (Term time only) Sunday 7 December 3pm The Kent Police Male Voice Choir presents a Concert of Seasonal and Non Seasonal Choral Music at the Church of St. John the Baptist, Tonbridge Road, Wateringbury. 01622 813032 Sat 20 December 10am-2pm Kings Hill Christmas Market at Kings Hill Market Square, (KHCC).

Sat 20 December 2pm KH Parish Council present Jack & The Beanstalk at KHCC. Tkts & Info call 01732 220919.

Sat 27 December 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Wheatsheaf, West Malling. Starring Craig Murray, Joel Dommett + much more. Tickets available at £10 from 07976 637804.

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