KINGS HILL/WEST MALLING JULY 2010

Oracle the local

Month 78: July 2010

Distribution 15,000 homes & businesses

Your monthlY guide to local services in and around

Kings Hill & west malling larKfield/leybourne, offHam, merewortH, Halling/snodland, wateringbury & surrounding areas

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issue 78 July 2010 dear readers Welcome to issue 78 full of local businesses ready to cater for your needs. after much thought and requests, we have enlarged the catchment area of the Kings hill/West malling issue of the local oracle this month. We are planning some further changes but this is the first step and we welcome your comments and feedback.

Being small and local ourselves, we appreciate what it takes to get a business off the ground and are always willing to assist you with ideas on how to advertise your business in the best way for you. this is our livelihood too, not just a job, and we are keen to develop longterm business relationships with our customers. Please feel free to give either of us a call for a ‘no obligation’ chat about your advertising.

Cut off dates for advertising or free event listings are as follows: Kings Hill/west malling edition: 20th of the month ditton, aylesford and allington edition: 25th of the month Paddock wood/tonbridge edition: 25th of the month this month’s cover has again been supplied by sheena and Brian of ditton. if you wish to have your photos of local sights or seasonal scenes featured on the front cover, please email to info@thelocaloracle.co.uk. thank you for reading and using the local oracle.

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FreePost rlta-rhgB-lXsZ Po Box 314 West malling me19 6Wn Jane tel: 01732 521494 anna tel: 01732 844246 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk all adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

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index Colour adverts introduCtion ContaCt details index accountants acupuncture aerials appliance repair architect/design artist audio visual Bathrooms Beauty Beauty salon Blinds & awnings Book Keeping Building services Business networking Business opportunties cakes cctv car Body repairs car sales car servicing & repairs car valeting carpentry carpet cleaner carpet Fitter catering cattery children’s day care* chiropody & Podiatry chiropractor christian Worship clairvoyant cleaning - domestic complementary therapy* computer support conservatories coving

curtain makers decorators dentist* double glazing double glazing repairs driving instructor electricians Fascias Fencing Florist Fruit & veg* Fund raising/support Funeral services garage doors garden Furniture garden landscapers garden maintenance garden services* gas & heating services gifts online granite Worktops graphic design guitar lessons hairdressing & Beauty hairstylist - mobile handyman hypnotherapy interior design ironing services* Key cutting Kitchen design & installation Kitchen splashbacks* leaflets locksmith loft ladders & hatches martial arts massage* moonlit Walk* music & drum tuition

nlP (see hypnotherapy) oddjobs osteopathy oven cleaners* Paving Photography Piano teacher Plumbers* Printers Property maintenance* Psychic clairvoyant removals restaurant* saving money shoe repairs shutters skip hire soffits & Facias solicitors soul music sports massage sweet shop tanning* taxi service & exec cars teeth Whitening tiling* travel agent tree surgeon veterinary surgeons volunteers Web designers* Wellbeing Windows Window cleaners useful numbers events Colour adverts * new advertisers

What can the local oracle do for you?

We cover three areas with over 10,000 distribution in each giving a total of 36,000 homes covered by the local oracle Kings Hill, west malling, larkfield, leybourne, offham, addington, mereworth and wateringbury and now Halling/snodland.

Paddock wood, tonbridge, Hadlow, five oak green, east Peckham and matfield and now aylesford, barming, allington and ditton.

We have many options for you to use for your business: standard advert only in the a-Z section 1/4 page colour advert (including a standard advert) 1/2 page colour advert (including a standard advert) full page colour advert (including a standard advert) each edition of the local oracle is updated each month and put onto our website which also helps to promote your business.

We can print, supply and deliver 1,000 to 36,000 leaflets across all distribution areas.

Call now for information 01732 844246 or 01732 521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

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ACUPUNCTURE acupuncture nutrition tel: 01732 873610 mobile: 07941 193214 contact: Wendy lewis specialist in fertility issues, addiction, back pain, iBs and other distressing complaints. (see Colour ad on Page 36)

a architectural design Creative architectural design ltd tel: 01732 824354 contact: graham Jones improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & conservatories. extensions & internal alterations. individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations. applications submitted on your behalf. listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

accountants

aerials

auker Hutton Chartered accountants the stables, little coldharbour Farm tong lane, lamberhurst tunbridge Wells, Kent tn3 8ad tel: 01892 891902 contact: neil thomas Fca neil@aukerhutton.co.uk

the aerial man tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 mobile: 07910 288086 satellite tv in all rooms. new digital aerials.

Free to view channels. no subscription fees. itv2, c5 etc. insurance (storm damage jobs undertaken) special rates for senior citizens. no call out charge. all work and equipment guaranteed. (see Colour ad on Page 36)

Personal and company accounts and taxation, business start up, company incorporation, tax planning, bookkeeping, payroll and vat.

artist Christopher marshall luddesdowne nr meopham tel/Fax: 01474 813434 contact: christopher marshall

info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints. (see Colour ad on Page 38)

aPPliance rePair

taxassist accountants 714 london road, larkfield me20 6Bl tel: 0845 5212241 mobile: 07808 896292 contact: gary richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/garyrichards Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises. (see Colour ad on Page 46)

Jeff smith domestic appliance repairs st Bernards dean lane harvel nr meopham Kent tel/Fax: 01474 816661 installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.

audio visual av Custom installs mobile: 07973 400480 contact: stephen smith stephen@avcustominstalls.co.uk www.avcustominstalls.co.uk audio and visual advice sales and installations specialist multi-room, home theatre, system calibration and remote controls.

14 years experience. Fully insured Quote oracle for free consultation. (see Colour ad on Page 37)

distributors wanted Call 01732 844246 or 01732 521494 email info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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a-b audio visual Hang-your-tv mobile: 07932 758363 colin@hang-your-tv.com www.hang-your-tv.co.uk Plasma and lcd wall mounting service. surround sound systems fitted or configured. hidden cables.

Freesat and sonos sales and service.

16 years experience. Fully insured.

Please visit website for details. (see Colour ad on Page 40)

b Bathrooms beautiful Kitchens, bedrooms and bathrooms tel: 01732 550020 mobile: 07889 028889 contact: nigel Kitchen looking tired? shower worse for wear? invest in a quality kitchen or bathroom. let Beautiful Kitchens, Bedrooms and Bathrooms help you make the most of your home you’re in. burnhill Kitchens ltd tel: 01732 373515 contact: lynsey Free design & Quotation service on all Bathrooms and Bedrooms.

Full Project management service including building works. sliding glass door systems & fixed doors for bedrooms and wet rooms etc. for Bathrooms.

For a free introductory pack on some of our ranges and services offered including customer testimonials call lynsey. (see Colour ad on Page 37)

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BeautY

Blinds

amanda Hare beauty therapy 12 Pearl Way, Kings hill West malling Kent me19 4eJ tel: 01732 529583

Penumbra blinds & solar Control ltd unit 2 albans Farm romford road Pembury Kent tn2 4BB tel: 01892 825522 mobile: 07767 326211 contact: stuart munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films. (see Colour ad on Page 44)

amandaharebeautytherapy@yahoo.co.uk www.amandaharebeautytherapy.com

collin uK Facials introducing skinscope computerised skin analysis. Phd waxing.

Bridal & special occasion makeup.

Jessica manicures and pedicures eyelash perming and tinting. couture spray tanning Bespoke male grooming.

my time 2 relax Kings hill mobile: 07846 030977 contact: tanya mytime.torelax@yahoo.com www.mytime2relax.com organic facials, swedish & thai massage, hot stone massage, indian head massage, reflexology, aromatherapy, hopi ear candles, waxing, manicures/pedicures, eyelash/eyebrow tinting & shaping. anytime including weekends. gift vouchers. 10% off first treatment.

the len valley Cosmetic Clinic groom Way, lenham me17 2QF tel: 01622 852905 contact: dr andrew reed www.lenvalleycosmetics.co.uk a Private clinic providing free consultation with aeasthetic Practitioner dr a reed, and thereafter treatment using Wrinkle reduction injections, dermal Filler treatment and minor surgery. (see Colour ad on Page 43)

BeautY salon Coralline 86 high street West malling Kent me19 6ne tel: 01732 872200 Yon Ka French products used for facials and body treatments. oPi manicures and Pedicures. acrylic, fibreglass, gel lacquer. eye brow/lash tinting. eye lash extensions/perming. indian head massage.

Friendly staff in luxury surroundings. (see Colour ad on Page 39) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

vine House interiors Curtains & blinds tel: 01732 882904 mobile: 07810 514916 contact: maggie maggie@vinehouseinteriors.co.uk www.vinehouseinteriors.co.uk Quality curtain makers & upholsterers. all types of blinds. stunning wallpapers.

Free measuring & advice service. experienced Fitter.

Prices to suit your budget. established over 30 years.

BooK KeePing diamond accounting services tel: helen court aca 07984 571789 Yvonne trusty maat 07984 571579 info@diamondaccountingservices.co.uk www.diamondaccountingservices.co.uk • Book-keeping • vat • management accounts • Payroll • Year end accounts & returns • self assessment tax returns Based in maidstone, we offer a personal, flexible & affordable service tailored to suit your needs. bookkeeping & Payroll services women who Count tel: 01622 817496 mobile: 07887 724371 contact: sarah Palmer aicB info@womenwhocount.co.uk www.womenwhocount.co.uk Flexible Bookkeeping and Payroll services for individuals, small & medium businesses.

- Free no obligation consultation at a time to suite you.

- tailored hourly packages bespoke to your business. no minimum charge. no setup fees.

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Building services

Building services

Business netWorKing

aaPm Construction mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. all types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates. as seen on itv’s 60 minute makeover!

e Hyde Carpentry & building

mobile: 07961 038810 contact: edward loft conversions Kitchens, Bathrooms general carpentry and building work Free estimates.

artbuild ltd tel/Fax: 01622 817225 mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of master builders. extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating. an established family company. (see Colour ad on Page 37)

fHd Property services 3 eden Way Kings hill me19 4gY tel: 01732 870220 mobile: 07767 355563 contact: ray may www.fhdpropertyservices.co.uk extensions - renovations Kitchens and bathrooms ceramic tiling - Painting Fitting of wooden & laminate floors repairs & home maintenance For complete service and guaranteed satisfaction. all work fully insured.

artisan developments ltd “the extension specialists”

Paul tann ltd

tel: 01622 729424 Fax: 01622 725207 artisandevs@aol.com www.artisandevelopments.com the clean and efficient house extension specialists with experience and references in your local area.

discovery building & landscaping Kings hill call Paul: 07950 205660 email: discoverybl@yahoo.co.uk refurbishments, patios, driveways, porches, all aspects of brickwork, guttering, facias, exterior decorating, carpentry (including flat packs!) and any help you need organising a tradesman to do the jobs i can't. efficient, effective & trustworthy. city & guilds qualified bricklayer with 15 years experience. Full portfolio & no obligation quote. (see Colour ad on Page 33)

tel: 01732 842863 mobile: 07956 313287 07834 810453 contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured. all work guaranteed. established over 20 years.

r blackman general maintenance tel: 01892 838668 mobile: 07887 948430 contact: richard Blackman www.rb-gm.co.uk roofing, guttering, Pvc fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork. interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

bni tel: 01732 844246 contact: anna marshall the West malling Bni chapter meet every thursday morning 6.30am at Bradbourne house, east malling. if you would like to grow your business, come along for a visit one morning and see how it could work for you. Please call Kate to book your place.

west malling Chamber of Commerce email: mail@wmchamber.org.uk www.wmchamber.org.uk come and join us at the next quarterly meeting on Wednesday 7th July at 5.30 for 5.45pm at the Farmhouse in West malling all local West malling businesses welcome.

Your voice in the community. (see back Page ad)

Business oPPortunitY income for mums tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.income4mums.co.uk Work from home. child friendly.

Work the hours you choose. no targets or exams. on going commission.

Full training. utility warehouse discount Club authorised distributor networking marketing business tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk major British Plc is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided. call for more information. (see Colour ad on Page 35)

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c cctv first 4 CCtv tel: 01622 716076 mobile: 07545 384705 contact: terry stein info@first4cctv.com www.first4cctv.com specialists in cctv installation and servicing for domestic or business. tailor-made packages to meet your needs.

car BodY rePairs autospray solutions mobile: 07773 340049 contact: Ben mobile Body shop.

Body repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches. all vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods. call now for your free quotation.

the Car remarket 778 london road, larkfield, Kent tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 all aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs.

Fibreglass and plastic repairs. mot welding. insurance work. call or pop in.

car sales Kings Hill Cars north lodge 584 malling road West malling Kent me19 4Pu tel: 01732 220540 Fax: 01732 875956 good quality cars, bought and sold. specialist vehicle sourcing. company vehicle sourcing. all makes available.

Please ring for help.

car service & rePairs autocraft 778 london road larkfield Kent tel: 01732 840892 contact: John Podd main@autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Book on line and receive annual reminders via text or email at www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk mot’s - servicing & repairs diagnostics air conditioning Body repairs and resprays

C car valeting wash ‘n’ go tel: 01732 321005 mobile: 07821 370486 contact: dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz Fully insured mobile car valeting service.

Will travel to a location that is convenient for you.

Phone for price list.

carPentrY Chatfield Carpentry tel: 01732 871449 mobile: 07985 273773 contact: steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted internal/external doors supplied and fitted. skirting/architraves/solid wood & laminate floors Quality workmanship at competitive prices. over 17 years expereince city and guilds qualified.

d maddox Carpentry & building work tel: 01622 747137 mobile: 07884 421650 contact: dave n. v. Q. certified carpenter. doors, windows, partition walls, flooring, kitchen and bathroom fits, tiling and any other general maintenance. clean, reliable, quality service.

Free estimates.

wHat Can tHe loCal oraCle do for you? with over 400 advertisers each month covering a variety of businesses you need not look any further when trying to find a reliable business, tradesperson or service in the local area. the local oracle is here to help.

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carPet Fitter

abbi Carpet Cleaning tel: call Free 0800 0556082 Quality carpet cleaning service.

We also clean, rugs, fabric sofas, chairs and upholstery. latest machines, quick drying times.

Fully trained and police checked operator. Quick response service. summer sPecial oFFer have 2 rooms cleaned and get 3rd cleaned free* call now for your free quote! *smallest room cleaned free. (see Colour ad on Page 36)

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barham boarding Cattery malling road, teston me18 5Bh

tel/Fax: 01732 872527 mobile: 07831 201929 contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk

tel: 01622 812653 contact: hazel Bull barhamcats@aol.com www.barhamcattery.com

30 year’s experience. carpet & all accessories can be supplied.

Free measuring and estimates. no job too small.

Feline advisory Bureau listed cattery spacious, heated, luxury pens. located in beautiful gardens to keep your cat entertained. daily fussing guaranteed.

catering

Castle Cleaning tel: 01622 769990 mobile: 07920 840972 contact: dean Baker dean@castle-cleaning.co.uk www.castle-cleaning.co.uk

Kings Hill Cuisine

specialist in carpet, upholstery & hard Floor cleaning (sealed Wood, stone, ceramic, terrazzo etc). Patio and driveway cleaning service. Powerful truck mounted system. carpets dry in 2 hours. spot and stain removal service. no harmful chemicals.

Fully insured and iicrc certified

deluxe Carpet Cleaning tel: 01732 887091 mobile: 07932 044050 deluxecarpetcleaninguk@googlemail.com www.deluxecarpetcleaning.co.uk Quick drying. stain and mark removal. dust mite treatment. stain protection.

Fully qualified and safe. (see Colour ad on Page 39)

tel: 01732 872403 mobile: 07956 580641 contact: Kate superb & imaginative catering.

Weddings - christenings - Parties corporate events - Business lunches - Funerals.

Please call for advice and further information.

The Cat’s Whiskers Larkfield Tel: 01732 321416 Contact: Trish www.thecatswhiskers-cattery.com Small and exclusive Boarding Cattery.

Personal one-to-one attention by experienced caring proprietor.

Fully Licensed & Insured.

Spacious heated houses and runs with garden views.

Viewing by appointment welcome.

blaise tea & Coffee ltd unit 8 hawkwell Business centre maidstone road Pembury Kent tn2 4ag

woodstock Cattery the hermitage, hermitage lane maidstone, me16 9nt

tel: 01892 826292 Fax: 01892 826293 info@blaiseteaandcoffeeltd.co.uk www.blaiseteaandcoffeeltd.co.uk

tel: 01622 727756 contact: Karen or claire www.woodstockcattery.co.uk

For all your tea & coffee requirements espresso, filter, cafetiere and vending products. machine sales and rentals. servicing and training. registered Fairtrade suppliers.

5 star hotel for cats.

Beautiful setting. large spacious chalets. lots of attention. (see Colour ad on Page 47)

every Colour advert Has an a-Z box in tHis seCtion wHiCH enables you to searCH by Category.

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cleaning - domestic

Holborough day nursery Providence house 1 manley Boulevard snodland Kent

Kings Hill Christian fellowship Kings hill community hall

tel: 01634 245173 Fax: 01732 833266 contact: michelle or lisa cazjon@aol.com www.stablesdaycare.co.uk

tel: 01732 841700 contact: reverend alain chandran enquiries@khcf.org.uk www.khcf.org.uk

Brand new purpose built flexible daycare providing children with stimulating opportunities to learn through play.

lively worship, prayer, bible teaching, sunday school and creche. see events page for times. (see Colour ad on Page 35)

Kings Hill Holiday Camp

larkfield Community Church (aog) tel: 01732 846164 contact: mark hayton info@larkfieldcommunitychurch.co.uk www.larkfieldcommunitychurch.co.uk larkfield community church gather together 10.30am every sunday in lunsford school hall, swallow rd, larkfield. meetings are informal, mainly contemporary praise and worship (some hymns) prayer and bible teaching. all ages welcome. sunday school for 5-14 yrs (ish).

Family service 1st sunday in month.

tel: 0800 8145427 contact: charlotte & mark charlotte@charlieschildcare.co.uk Fully supervised day care for children aged between 4 & 13years. lots of activities & entertainment on offer! contact us for more information. ofsted registered eY407038 (see Colour ad on Page 42)

chiroPodY & PodiatrY foot & leg Pain Clinic maidstone: 01622 693514 sevenoaks: 01732 741641 longfield: 01474 705237 Podiatry sports injuries gait & posture assessment. chiropody child foot health hPc reg practitioners specialising in foot and leg problems. home visits available in Kings hill.

chiroPractor Chiropractic Clinic 64 commercial road Paddock Wood tel: 01892 834422 www.pw-chiropractic.co.uk dr mandy lock B.sc (doctor of chiropractic) dr Kris Krumins B.sc (doctor of chiropractic) Bca/gcc X-ray on site.

the Church of england on Kings Hill 19 Worcester avenue Kings hill tel: 01732 522976 or 01732 870279 contact: Fr. Peter Barnett new weekly sunday service. all are welcome at holy communion /eucharist at 9.30am in the Youth hall next to the Khch, gibson drive. sunday school on 2nd & 4th sundays. also girl’s Brigade Parade service on 1st sunday each month in term time, 4.30pm in Khch, gibson drive. contact for further info. on services, baptism, wedding, funeral arrangements.

clairvoYant wishes abbey arcade 98 high street West malling Kent tel: 01622 751277 mobile: 07593 506309 contact: carol culshaw (s.W.a member) tarot readings, reiki healing and chakra Balancing. Workshops, one to one or group bookings. genuine, sincere & discreet with over 30 years experience. crystals, tarot cards, angels, Fairies, new age gifts and cds. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

aJ Cleaning mobile: 07947 212050 contact: adele adelejoguildford@yahoo.co.uk superior, trustworthy cleaning tailored to your specific requirements. regular or one off cleans.

Fully insured.

Free quotations given.

Kings Hill Cleaning ltd 70 churchill square Kings hill West malling me19 4Yu tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. high standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. materials supplied. regular, one-off & spring cleaning call for a free estimate. molly maid tel: 01732 780935 consistent careFul cleaning • cleaned to Your satisfaction 100% guaranteed • highly trained and vetted staff • spring cleans, moving in/out cleans • regular cleaning at a Frequency to suit You • carpet cleaning and oven cleaning • We use all our own supplies and equipment • no contract to tie you down • domestic and commercial cleaning We don't cut corners, We clean them

time for you tel: 01277 263984 mobile: 07590 543848 contact: Kathrine kathrine.branton@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk local cleaners all personally vetted and reference checked.

Friendly, honest and reliable providing a thorough professional cleaning service. same dedicated cleaner each week. typical rate £9.50ph

C comPlementarY theraPY alexander technique in malling

tel: 01732 874204 contact: sian rees sian@rees1.demon.co.uk www.stat.org.uk helps to overcome: • back, neck and joint pain • poor posture • anxiety and stress related conditions • muscle tension and stiffness.

Complimentary Clinic at larkfield tel: 01634 247500 or 01634 246413 rooms to rent in complimentary clinic at larkfield for Professional therapists.

Please call for further information.

comPuter suPPort aa Computer services tel: 01732 848988 mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk complete home and small Business computer and network services. microsoft certified Professional.

From Pc advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) no fix - no fee!

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Champ Computer services West malling tel: 01732 843659 mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk the local Pc experts for: -Pc health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -virus & spyware removal/protection -complete Pc installation & upgrades -no fix - no fee! (see Colour ad on Page 38)

Chameleon Curtains & blinds

J H flint Consultancy West malling mobile: 07904 047558 contact: Julian Flint julesshed2@tiscali.co.uk - complete Pc installation service - upgrades, servicing & repairs, - Wired & Wireless networking - virus/spyware/trojan removal - data transfer & rescue - home tuition - independent advice

louise Jackson’s Curtains

tel: 07909 777450 contact: libby King libbyking2003@yahoo.com handmade curtains & blinds city & guilds Qualified. all styles and designs available. a prompt & professional service. very competitive rates offered. references provided. call for a free quote.

tel: 01622 719079

quote@louisejacksoncurtains.co.uk www.louisejacksoncurtains.co.uk

made to measure curtains, all soft furnishings & accessories, valences, pelmets, swags & tails. all blinds venetian, roman, roller and vertical.

Free design & measuring service.

conservatories Howard Caine Conservatories tel/Fax: 01732 321050 mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 howardcaine@Blueyonder.co.uk 20 years experience - overhauls - Windows - refurbishments - Porches - minor repairs - doors 10yr guarantee - insurance backed Fully registered with Fensa customer references available. (see Colour ad on Page 29)

to advertise Here Call 01732 844246 01732 521494 or email info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

coving aPC manpower tel: 01732 824511 mobile: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk virus & adware specialist if you think you are infected give us a call.

-dead Pc/ not starting -slow or unresponsive -Wireless & internet setup -virus & spyware removal

the Coving Company mereworth tel: 01622 812525 mobile: 07887 503657 specialist in coving in new homes.

1 room to complete houses. average sized lounge from £70. ceiling repair and drylining also undertaken. local and friendly service. (see Colour ad on Page 38) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

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b regan decorating services tel: 0208 778 0704 mobile: 07764 181468 contact: Barrie regan city and guilds qualified. establised decorator with 18 years experience.

Quality internal and external painting and decorating.

Free estimates.

Written references on request.

g J services mobile: 07764 684495 contact: guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com Painting decorating general maintenance Wall papering tiling Free estimates

Cfb decorators member of guild of master craftsmen

John green decor ltd

tel: 01732 746084 mobile: 07786 691977 contact: chris

dulux approved decorator • Painting • decorating • Wall coverings • Paint effects • specialist spray Finishes • interior design • Plastering • small carpentry Projects reliable male and female decorators

Quality interior & exterior decorating. also carpentry and tiling including built in cabinets and shelving.

Free estimates.

tel: 0800 783 1916 www.johngreendecor.co.uk

Choice Painting & decorating

K frost decorating & Property maintenance

tel: 01732 875507 mobile: 07761 601896 contact: dean Woolterton

tel: 01732 521033 mobile: 07940 106193

city and guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating clean, reliable service.

interior & exterior all work carried out to a high standard reliable service Free estimates established 21 years

d. a. associates West malling

rathbone decorating services

tel/fax: 01732 846773 mobile: 07931 961949 contact: Jim Whitson

tel: 01622 721491 mobile: 07753 487796

interior/external decorating. swimming pool/fish ponds. timber decking and fencing. hedge/tree trimming. garden clearing etc.

Painting and decorating. interior and exterior.

Wallpapering and coving.

Free estimates.

Friendly personal services. special rates for pensioners. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

fresh dental Care 6 tolherst court, turkey mill, ashford road, maidstone, Kent me14 5sF tel/Fax: 01622 761067 info@freshdentalcare.co.uk www.freshdentalcare.co.uk Full dental treatment. teeth whitening - special offer. (see Colour ad on Page 33)

douBle glaZing apollo trade windows 539 loose road maidstone Kent me15 9uQ tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk Windows, doors & conservatories “nobody does it better” (see Colour ad on Page 3) trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works lower road, east Farleigh maidstone Kent me15 0hd tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service. (see Colour ad on Page 32)

douBle glaZing rePairs sos window works the Bounds, aylesford, Kent, me20 7lZ tel: 01622 299385 mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@tiscali.co.uk double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers. Fensa (see Colour ad on Page 45)

d-e driving instructor glen’s driving school tel: 01732 841966 mobile: 07525 209294 glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk advanced driving instructor.

Pass Plus - local friendly dsa driving instructor - Pass Plus - competitive rates - First lesson free - new a/c Peugeot

e electricians Carter & tyrrell electrical tel: 01732 842850 mobile: 07976 816473 contact: gary tyrrell niceic and Part P approved, JiB, c&ct 236 1,2,3 & 17th edd Bs7671 all electrical work undertaken. outside lighting & power. rewires. extra sockets & lights etc. led & low energy lighting sytems for kitchens & bathrooms. test & completion certificate and guarantees given. clean and tidy.

tel: 01732 841473 mobile: 07785 372100 contact: trevor Barker trevorbarker@sky.com www.udriveschool.co.uk

CPs limited maidstone tel: Freephone 0800 0832 483 Fax: 01622 673721 mobile: 07813 925125 contact: carl sales@cpskent.com www.cpskent.com

advanced driving instructor Friendly & patient competitive rates Peugeot 207 Pass Plus mock test & theory guidance

Please phone for a no obligation free quotation in the following: electrical, Plumbing, & heating, communications, cctv, intruder alarms, Fire alarms.

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electricians andy Payne electrical tel: 01732 848879 mobile: 07830 456928 andy@andypayneelectrical.com. andypayneelectrical.com Part P domestic electrician napit approved no 12146 city & guilds 2330 and 2382 Bs7671 17th edition.

From fitting a new light through to a complete re-wire. Free quotes.

domestic and residential electrical services tel: 01622 870147 mobile: 07515 159821 email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: home lighting, sockets & switches.

Full or Part rewire, security & garden lighting, Pat testing , Periodic inspections and inspections for letting Part P approval. naPit approved no call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. no hidden extras.

e electricians Jva electrical 2 the Barn, lomer Farm Wrotham road, meopham Kent da13 0an tel: 01474 814455 Fax: 01474 814794 jva@jvaelectrical.co.uk www.jvaelectrical.co.uk over 30 years experience.

From domestic to large industrial contracts. (see Colour ad on Page 42) l t security & electrical services Braeburn Way, Kings hill, West malling tel: 01732 522788 mobile: 07971 552663 contact: lee terry leeterry4@googlemail.com experienced & qualified electrician & security engineer. alarms installed/ serviced/maintained. all domestic and commercial work undertaken, no job too small. extra sockets/switches / lights fitted competitive prices,Fast and very reliable,Free estimates in assoc. with Kent lighting ltd.

Pgs electrical tel: 01732 871235 mobile: 07828 977562 pgselectrical@gmail.com inspecting & testing, new installations Fault finding and rewires extra sockets/lighting exterior lighting Fully qualified, clean and tidy, all installations inspected, tested and certified to 17th edition wiring regulations. Free quotations. (see Colour ad on Page 45)

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Fascias, soFFit & guttering fascia Plastics tel: 01732 590290 www.fasciaplastics.co.uk Fascias, soffits, Bargeboards, cladding and guttering. no salesmen. no subcontract labour.

Family run Business. (see Colour ad on Page 40)

sally ward floral designer mobile: 07525 655926 info@sallywardfloral.com complete Floral & Plant service.

Personal service tailored to your needs.

Weddings, corporate, home & gifts.

Free consultation. competitive rates.

Fruit & veg Barfield Farm Orchard Stall teston road, offham tel: 01732 842192 Fresh Kentish cherries and other soft fruits. available starting early July

doves funerals 788 london road larkfield Kent me20 6Be tel: 01732 871188 www.dovesfunerals.co.uk Professional Funeral directors 24 hour service Pre paid funeral plans monumental masonry Floral tributes & mourning stationery horse-drawn hearse & other specialist vehicles available.

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all seasons garden fencing tel: 01732 844634 mobile: 07957 209073 contact: mark steward all types of garden fencing, supplied, erected and repaired. close boarded, panel, post and rail, trellis, all types of gate supplied and fitted.

Wooden/concrete posts, decking and pagodas. no job too small.

Free quotations.

garage door associates showroom and head office 18 holborough road, snodland tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoorassociates.co.uk supply and install all makes and styles of garage door. repairs and spares automation diY advice. awnings recommended by Kent trading standards

Parkers fencing & gate automation tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 mobile: 07787 157618 contact: darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk all types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected. gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes. over 18 yrs experience.

oaks fruit & vegetables abbey arcade, high street West malling, Kent tel: 07595 939858 suppliers of top quality fruit and vegetables. specialist suppliers of Kent grown produce.

Fund raising/suPPort Kings Hill rotary Club (Provisional) tel: 01732 844246 khrc09@yahoo.com We meet upstairs at the spitfire,Kings hill every monday evening. 7 for 7.15pm to organise support and fund raise for local, national and international causes. everyone is welcome to join our new and exciting group.

Please call, email or just come along and join us. (see Colour ad on Page 34) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

GARDEN FURNITURE woodstock garden furniture the hermitage, hermitage lane maidstone, me16 9nt tel: 01622 727900 www.woodstockworks.co.uk all weather furniture. hardwood furniture.

Benches, gazebos, arbours.

Pots, chimeneas, solar lighting plus much more. (see Colour ad on Page 47)

g garden landscaPers a d landscapes ltd ightham tel: 01732 763114 mobile: 07790 036871 contact: antony dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk hnd garden design and hnd landscape management. all aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

all seasons landscaping fencing & decking West malling tel: 01732 844634 mobile: 07957 209073 contact: mark steward decking, fencing, turfing and patios.

Fencing repairs. complete landscaping services.

Friendly and reliable.

Free quotations. no vat charged.

J & P landscape & fencing Contractors tel: 01732 220902 mobile: 07967 514688 contact: Paul gower all types of fencing, turfing, decking, tree work, ponds, hedges, patios, paths and drives. mini digger work also undertaken and grass cutting also available.

Fully insured. call for a free quote. log delivery also available.

rdC landscapes tel: 01634 247671 mobile: 07843 576294 contact: ricky cole garden design, construction, fencing and hedge cutting.

Professional, individual, reliable service.

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adam’s gardens tel: 01732 846796 mobile: 07957 461958 contact: adam mcKay adamurgardener@aol.com adams-gardens.co.uk all garden maintenance carried out. renovations. garden coaching & minding also.

Fully insured.

Friendly and reliable. studied horticulture at hadlow.

gPm garden services ltd tel: 01732 845764 (answerphone) mobile: 07801 440994 contact: Peter roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance grass cutting and hedge cutting lawn treatment garden clearance

Jim’s garden services tel: 01634 247518 mobile: 07882 490601 contact: Jim smith jgservices@hotmail.co.uk regular mowing lawn treatments garden cleanups new lawns Full garden maintenance odd Jobs hedge trimming Pruning/lopping Fencing - new or repaired Pressure Washing - driveways Patios Paths decking Free Quotations Fully insured

all seasons summer watering service tel: 01732 844634 mobile: 07926 191574 contact: april going on holiday? let us take care of your garden.

Watering, mowing and weeding. come back to a beautiful garden.

Kings Hill garden services Based on Kings hill tel: 01732 845104 mobile: 0777 940 6694 contact: chris coombs a complete garden service from mowing to clearance hedge work and tree surgery Fencing - new or repaired nPtc qualified Fully insured crB checked licensed Waste carrier call for a free quotation millennium lifestyle Horticultural Happenings tel: 01622 726700 contact: Jo ayling rhs general cert (hadlow) horthapps@millenniumlifestyle.co.uk ‘right plant right place’ planting advice. design, planning and implementation of soft landscaping schemes and low maintenance garden projects. Planting of pots and containers. seasonal or regular garden tidying and pruning to your chosen schedule. let us help you to make a difference to your garden.

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wicks gas

tel: 07541 280058 conact: Wayne

tel: 01732 883544 mobile: 07748 780811 contact: gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com

Private and light commercial lawnmowing service and general garden maintenance. reliable and efficient service.

15 years of satisfied customers. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

service, repair & installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation. gas saFe registered.

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Henderstone West malling tel/fax: 01622 747040 mobile: 07809 827635 contact: ryan henderson www.henderstone.co.uk info@henderstone.co.uk Beautiful granite work tops.

Professionally installed at affordable prices. also natural wall and floor coverings. Free site survey. (see Colour ad on Page 41)

feathers formerly on the fringe 1 little market row leybourne West malling Kent

graPhic design stephen Pettman ba Hons mCsd Kings hill tel: 01732 841707 Fax: 01732 871807 mobile: 07710 467465 stephen.pettman@btinternet.com Bespoke, personal service, offering design, layout and artwork for print, advertising and display, business identity and logotypes.

Personal stationery and invitations tailored to your individual requirements. no job too small!

tel: 01732 840439 onthefringe@btconnect.com open tuesday - saturday Beauty service also available.

Friendly and personal service.

Free ample parking.

Paul mitchell stockist. (see Colour ad on Page 40)

hair stYlist - moBile Hair by Claire tel: 01622 715165 mobile: 07884 185116 contact: claire Feen (srsh) Professional mobile hairdresser.

Fully qualified in all aspects of hairdressing. cutting, styling, colouring cinderella hair extensions and Bridal. indian head massage. all in the comfort of your own home. hairdressing for all the family. all professional products used. gift vouchers available.

guitar tuition Peter massey dip ram Classical guitar tuition

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inside out domestic Property maintenance tel: 01732 840668 mobile: 07726525633 contact: Bob home & garden services including.. interior and exterior Painting decorating and Wallpapering laminate Flooring / tiling Furniture assembly / shelving hedge trimming / Fence Painting Jet Washing / conservatory cleaning Fully insured need a Handyman? tel: 01732-762777 contact: david Plumbing - electrics Kitchen & Bathroom renovations Flat-Pack assembly loft ladders etc. decorating Fencing & gates Fitting Blinds & curtains general Work Professional home property maintenance. no call out charges.

Fully insured.

steve’s Home & garden services tel: 01732 846420 mobile: 07758 311576 doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing decking - Patios - gardening decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

hYPnotheraPY louise tel: 01732 875326 mobile: 07880 758055

tel: 01622 812986 50 years full time teaching experience. crB checked.

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bluebird Hypnotherapy Barham court, teston me18 5BZ tel: 01622 618696 mandy shepherd. dip.hyp ctha www.bluebirdhypnotherapy.co.uk lose weight for life by changing your relationship with food.

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Patricia whitson d.Hyp.(dist) mBsch, mha, ghr. hypnotherapist, nlP & eFt Practitioner 26, ewell ave. West mallilng & King street therapy rooms. tel: 01732 846374 patwhitson@uwclub.net www.mindconnections.co.uk specialising in all emotional and stress related issues including weight control, anxiety, phobias, health problems, addictions plus stop smoking, confidence, relationships, interview skills, exams, sports and hypnotherapy for children. west malling Hypnotherapy Practice 124, high street, (next to the surgery)

Practitioner: stuart richards cP.inlPta. ghr reg. sQhP. nrh. tel: 01732 842 942 www.hypnotherapyinkent.com - get as good as you can be Weight, sleep, confidence issues.

Presentation, interview, exam nerves Phobias, Panic, anxiety, iBs and ocd. stress, Fear & emotional release therapy. change negative beliefs into positive vibes and a lot more besides. see our website for more… (see Colour ad on Page 47)

extra Hands ironing & shirt laundry the colonnade 10 West street West malling me19 6QX tel: 01732 872159 mobile: 07956 864860

house keys most car keys Bike keys Padlock keys Window keys safe keys

new drop shop now open. clear pricing.

Fully insured. collection and delivery service. iron maids Flexible and Fabulous tel: 01622 870111 www.iron-maids.co.uk Full ironing and laundry service Free Pick up and delivery 2 day service affordable dry cleaning guaranteed and insured smoke and Pet Free environment shirts £1.25 Bedding from £1.60 laundry £3.70 per Kilo trY us, You'll love us!

tina's ironing

tel: 01892 834794 mobile: 07828 584 756

tel: 01732 872619 mob: 07940 230974

www.enaflohomes.co.uk

Free collection and delivery service.

Flexible working to suit your needs. discount for your first use when quoting the local oracle.

everyone deserves a beautiful home.

(see Colour ad on Page 46)

For a free interior design visit

ironing services aristocrat ironing & domestic Cleaning services tel: 01732 846597 mobile: 07711 690226 contact: debbie Friendly, professional service in a non smoking environment.

Free collection and delivery. call now for a no obligation quote on domestic cleaning.

KeY cutting Kings Hill shoe repairs unit 3b, liberty square, Kings hill near asda tel: 01732 841151

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beautiful Kitchens, bedrooms and bathrooms tel: 01732 550020 mobile: 07889 028889 contact: nigel Kitchen looking tired? shower worse for wear? invest in a quality kitchen or bathroom. let Beautiful Kitchens, Bedrooms and Bathrooms help you make the most of your home you’re in. burnhill Kitchens ltd tel: 01732 373515 contact: lynsey Free design & Quotation service on all Kitchens.

Full Project management service inc building works.

For a free introductory Pack on some of our ranges, appliances (main distributor for all brands) and services offered including customer testimonials, please call lynsey. (see Colour ad on Page 37)

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Your local kitchen and bathroom installation specialists. We offer a complete design, supply and installation service or alternatively, installation of your chosen kitchen. a professional service with a personal touch.

macs security Freephone: 08000 430 794 mobile: 07740 165 603 enquiries@macs-security.co.uk www.macs-security.co.uk 24 hour emergency locksmith. domestic & commercial and auto security. no call out fee. mobile car keys & remote programming.

Free estimates and insurance work. competive rates. oaP discounts. (see Colour ad on Page 43)

arete Health & fitness tel: 01732 220966 mobile: 07852 933756 contact: simon lee simon@arete4life.co.uk www.arete4life.co.uk a complete range of close quarter combat skills and a variety of weapons taught from the onset.

Jujutsu arnis delivers real functional fitness and conditioning, combat skills & weapons training. (see Colour ad on Page 43)

Kitchen sPlashBacKs

loFt ladders & hatches

massage

Kitchen design & installation

millennium lifestyle Property services tel: 01622 726700 info@millenniumlifestyle.co.uk

splashbacks uK tel: 01622 725304 a new concept in kitchen and bathroom design. toughened and heat resistant glass.

Fully fitted in anY colour. the modern alternative to tiling.

Please call for more information. (see Colour ad on Page 46)

leaFlets the local oracle tel: 01732 844246/521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk From production to distribution.

We can help you reach new customers for your business.

We can distribute from 1,000 up to 36,000 leaflets each month in the area of your choice. call to book your space. (see Colour ad on Page 44)

loft ladders tel: 01732 840744 mobile: 07751 256725 contact: michael loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch. also loft flooring. Qualified city and guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind. all work guaranteed.

Will match anY estimate.

Free Quotations. step up loft ladders tel: 01732 550072 mobile: 07870 559172 contact: tony www.stepuploftladders.co.uk info@stepuploftladders.co.uk any loft ladder supplied and fitted. hatches and loft flooring. member of Kent trading standards.

Buy with confidence scheme.

Full range of services on website. all work fully insured & guaranteed. (see Colour ad on Page 46)

locKsmith

no call out charge. the door doctor, hinges, handles, locks replaced/upgraded, uPvc specialist, 24hr emergency door opening.

Fast Friendly service

mobile: 07825 133163 ÂŁ5 off first treatment holistic massage reiki healing indian head massage hopi ear candling

moonlit WalK the Heart of Kent Hospice moonlit walk david lloyd leisure club in Kings hill tel: 01622 790195 enquiries@moonlitwalk.org www.moonlitwalk.org saturday 18 september 2010 a 10 or 6 mile circular sponsored walk for women only under the moonlight. (see Colour ad on Page 2)

music/drum tuition maplewood studio

lock rite tel: 01622 611872 mobile: 07858 187706 contact: chris

Joanne denny now available at celestine clinic, larkfield

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tel: 01622 872577 mobile: 07825 708575 contact: Paul paulannis@paulannis.com www.paulannis.com drumming taught following the drumsense syllabus in a fully equipped & air conditioned studio in east Peckham. all ages and ability welcome. Fully equipped recording studio also available.

o oddJoBs the oddjobs Company (se) ltd tel: 01732 848640 01634 246346 mobile: 07930 244454 contact: mark Warrington From a tap to bathroom, From shelf to shed.

For all your oddjob requirements that you don’t have time for.

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ovenclean tel: 0800 840 7127 mobile: 07875 622785 www.ovenclean.com the original oven cleaning specialists.

Friendly professional service. completely safe, eco-friendly cleaning system. no fumes, no mess, no bother. removes grease, fat and burnt on carbon deposits. (see Colour ad on Page 44)

osteoPathY oven Hero

simply osteopathy 23/27 swan street, West malling, me19 6Ju tel: 01732 873114 Principle: Beverley Polson www.simplyosteopathy.co.uk

oven wizards tel: 0800 849 7419 or 01233 210662 www.ovenwizards.com

a professional, caring & friendly team of 5 gosc registered osteopaths, established for 15 years, with over 30 years experience in relieving pain between us.

Providing safe, gentle & effective treatment for adults, babies & children. daytime, evening & weekend appointments always available to suit your needs. recognised by all major health care

do you hate oven cleaning? We can make your oven sparkle like new using our custom made in-van cleaning tanks. the process makes no smell, mess and the oven can be used straightaway! Prices from just £39. a locally based, friendly, efficient and fully insured service. take a look at our website for more information and reviews.

tel: 01622 753300 info@ovenhero.com www.ovenhero.com local independent company.

We clean ovens, grills, hobs, agas, ranges, extractors and microwaves. amazing results.

We use non-toxic products.

Prices from £35. let us do the hard work for you!

tel: 01892 514552 mobile: 07901 857608 ovenangels@onetel.com www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products. now in their 11th year.

Prices from £40. Fully insured. as written in the evening standard & daily telegraph.

all types of paving undertaken.

Plant hire. call for a free quotation. (see Colour ad on Page 45)

Location Based Photography Babies, Children and Pets tel: 01732 521865 mobile: 07779 150867 contact: clint info@clintimages.com Planned a summers day out? have your family images captured in natural surroundings.

Prints, photobooks, canvas and acrylic products. (see Colour ad on Page 38)

stanford Photographic tel: 01732 841759 mobile: 07956 240604 contact: maurice stanford maurice@stanfordphotographic.co.uk www.stanfordphotographic.co.uk Family run business specialising in Weddings, Portraits and events.

We take great pleasure ensuring that you have beautiful photographs taken to your specification.

Piano teacher

oven cleaners oven angels

tel: 01732 841398 mobile: 07837 097594 contact: rob rgspaving@aol.com

PhotograPhY

John stewart & associates suite 4 10 churchill square Kings hill me19 4du tel: 01732 523441 over 10 years experience in treating long term aches & pains to acute sprains & strains. each treatment tailored for the individual, from the newborn to the elderly. early morning, evening & saturday appointments available. the majority of major insurance companies accepted.

Free & convenient parking, with treatment room on ground floor.

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wendy beech Kings hill tel: 01732 875469 Piano lessons in Kings hill. ideal for complete beginners. aBrsm grades optional. all ages welcome.

P PlumBers a Plumber Kings hill West malling Kent me19 4tt tel: 01732 874694 mobile: 07970 055668 contact: dean Penfold deanpenfolduk@yahoo.co.uk Plumbing - Bathroom fitting - tiling. no call out. all genuine quotes beaten.

dl Plumbing addington tel: 01732 844746 mobile: 07792 670141 all plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom. including tiling and flooring.

Hylton Plumbing services West malling Freephone: 0800 955 7522 tel: 01732 843086 mobile: 07970 528822 contact: hylton visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability insured. no call out fee. maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. (see Colour ad on Page 41)

James Plumbing & Heating tel: 01732 842143 mobile: 07739 183427 charlie.james@gmail.com www.jamesplumbingandheating.co.uk offers a professional, reliable and friendly service. Whether it’s a tap washer, brand new bathroom suite or a complete heating system, you can rely on us to offer you a great Plumbing experience.

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King & Country Plumbing services tel: 01732 590228 mobile: 07939 667871 24hr emergency call out.

Boiler servicing installations oil Boiler servicing & installations Full bathroom & shower installations. drains & blockages cleared.

Pumps & valves. radiators & pipes emersion heaters, leaking taps & burst pipes.

Free estimates & honest advice. specialists in bathroom fitting.

Quality Plumbing tel: 01634 861801 mobile: 07764 792046 contact: dave or tim Family run business Friendly & reliable service i.P.h.e. registered Free estimates and advice Bathrooms to dripping taps shower specialists.

Public liability insured.

wde bathrooms & Kitchens tel/Fax: 01732 872333. mobile: 07802 202666 contact: Warren edwards warren@leybournelakes.fsnet.co.uk www.WdeBathrooms.co.uk Beautiful Bathrooms created by team of professional tradesmen. all city and guilds trained. supply and fit or fit only service. all tiling - inc. natural stone plus normal plumbing services. Work guaranteed and fully insured.

distributors wanted Call 01732 844246 01732 521494 or email info@thelocaloracle.co.uk don’t forget to mention the local oracle

scarbutts Colour Printers Windsor Works, london road West malling, Kent me19 5an tel: 01732 870066 Fax: 01732 844879 print@scarbutts.com www.scarbutts.com design work, Brochures, magazines stationery, leaflets, digital Printing. (see Colour ad on Page 34)

Zone graphics tel: 01892 834001 info@zonegraphics.co.uk www.zonegraphics.co.uk established for 14 years, specialising in both digital & lithographic printing from stationery to full colour brochures.

Full studio facilities including artwork and drum scanning, other services include large format printing, display mounting & flat bed wet proofing.

ProPertY maintenance all Problems solved ltd tel: 01732 529586 mobile: 07801 293123 sales@all-problems-solved.co.uk www.all-problems-solved.co.uk all domestic & commercial property maintained. everything from fixing the garden gate to the chimney pot. all work guaranteed for 12 months. (see Colour ad on Page 36)

PsYchic clairvoYant revelation experience tel: 01732 886899 mobile: 07957 307604 contact: gaynor thompson gthom23162@aol.com Psychic medium with over 40 years experience. teaching angel and awareness groups. tarot Workshops.

Psychic readings.

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goodfellows removals & storage Brickfields depot london road West malling Kent me19 5ag tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708 household/office removals. local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

Jm removals Freephone: 0800 611 8990 tel: 01622 205738 contact: John mcKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk local & national Full house & single items dismantle & reassemble service hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. shipping.

Free estimates Fully insured professional service

RESTAURANTS thai moom 9 liberty square Kings hill Kent me19 4au tel: 01732 870870 contact: chutima Blakley www.thaimoom.co.uk traditional thai cuisine created to the highest standards. ample free parking disabled friendly

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shoe rePair Kings Hill shoe repairs unit 3b, liberty square, Kings hill tel: 01732 841151 leather sole specialist comprehensive Key cutting service stitching, shoe stretching, engraving, trophy supplies, Pet tags, Zippo’s, Watch batteries & straps supplied and fitted. Wide selection of laces. over 60 different colour shoe polishes. Wedding, christening & engravable gifts. (see Colour ad on Page 42)

shutters shutter frontier tel: 01580 879761 mobile: 07708 229295 jane@shutterfrontier.co.uk www.shutterfrontier.co.uk a stunning range of interior louvre shutters.

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useful loCal PHone numbers alZHeimer's soCiety West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 helpline 01892 722511 age ConCern rotary house, norman road, West malling 01732 873977 CounCil tonbridge & malling Bc, gibson Building, gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 844522 dentist Kings hill dental, suite 14, unit 10, church hill square Business centre, Kings hill 01732 523500 doCtors Kings hill 37 Queen street 01732 870212 West malling 116 high street, West malling 01732 870212 avicenna medical centre, oxley shaw lane, leybourne, maidstone Kent, me195Pu 01732 870212 HosPital maidstone hospital, hermitage lane, maidstone 01622 729000 multiple sclerosis society - se Kent Branch 08453 970543 library 22-24 high street, West malling 01732 842504 martin square, larkfield 01732 842339 library service (mobile) call for fortnightly stops.

01622 605227 King & Queen, east malling (Wed. Fortnightly) 10.30 - 10.50am manningham house, east malling (Wed. Fortnightly) 11.00 - 11.15am mosquito road, West malling (every Wed) 16.15 - 16.30pm Pippin Way, Kings hill (every Wed) 16.35 - 17.10pm Waterside court - leybourne (every thursday) 9.25 - 9.45am Kings hill community centre (every thursday) 9.55 - 10.15am Kings hill discovery school (every thursday) 10.20-11am loCal Halls addington village hall 01732 843180 east malling village hall 01732 844546 east malling institute, mill street contact: roger roud 01732 840828 Kings hill community centre (KHCC) contact: hilary Wren khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 leybourne village hall 01732 873722 mereworth village hall contact: mandy smith 01732 845852 offham village hall contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 ryarsh village hall contact: Booking secretary derrick groom 01732 742557 West malling village hall (wmvH) contact: ann turner 01732 844824 malling distriCt lions Club - richard Broomfield malling.lions105se.org.uk 0845 8335735 PHarmaCies Kings hill Pharmacy, 6 liberty square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 high street, West malling 01732 843389 Paydens ltd, 12 martin square, larkfield 01732 843203 PoliCe malling neighbourhood Policing team malling.neighbourhood@kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 529910 tonbridge neighbourhood Policing team tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 maidstone Police control centre 01622 690690 rsPCa rsPca leybourne animal centre, 199 castle Way, leybourne, Kent me19 5hW 0300 1234999 samaritans - 48 grecian street, maidstone, me14 2ts 01622 674444 sCHools Brookfield infants school, swallow road, larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior school, swallow road, larkfield 01732 843667 the discovery school, discovery drive, Kings hill 01732 847000 leybourne st Peter & Paul Primary school, rectory lane north, leybourne 01732 842008 Kings hill Pre school, 70 gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 840180 Kings hill school, crispin Way, Kings hill, West malling 01732 842739 mereworth county Primary school, 39 the street, mereworth 01622 812569 more Park rc Primary school, lucks hill, West malling 01732 843047 offham Primary school, church road, offham 01732 842355 ryarsh Primary school, Birling road, ryarsh 01732 870600 st James the great Primary school, chapman Way, east malling 01732 841912 the malling school, Beech road, east malling 01732 840995 trottiscliffe c of e Primary school, school lane, trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West malling c of e Primary school, norman road, West malling 01732 842061 trains national rail enquiries 08457 48 49 50 don’t forget to mention the local oracle

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8am holy communion at st mary’s church, West malling 9.30pm Kings hill church of england holy communion/eucharist at Khch, gibson drive. sunday school: 2nd and 4th sunday of the month. sundays 10.30am Kings hill christian Fellowship at Khch sundays 10.30am larkfield community church in lunsford school hall, swallow rd, larkfield. sundays 10.45am holy communion and sunday school at st mary’s church, West malling 1st sunday 4.30pm girls Brigade service at Khch (term time only) 4th sunday West malling Farmers' market, high street - 01732 876077 mondays 12.40 Beginners & easy line dancing class for over 50’s larkfield vh tel 01732 870715 mondays 7 for 7.15pm start. Kings hill rotary club meet at Khch (Youth room). all welcome. tuesdays 10am holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water lane, West malling tuesday 10-11am new York city Ballet Workout, ryarsh village hall. 01732 842257 tuesdays (term time) 6-7.30pm aylesford Knitting group. the studio, aylesford community centre, Forstal road. £5 tuesdays 6.30 for 7pm malling rotary club at duke of Wellington Pub. tuesdays 6.30-8.30pm Kh Youth club (ages 11-17years) – more info from sophie 01622 812764 Wednesdays 12 noon holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water lane, West malling thursdays thurs 10.15am Jo Jingles at Khch for over 2’s call Jo 01634 310676 thursdays thurs 11.15am Jo Jingles at Khch for under 2’s call Jo 01634 310676 thursdays 11.30am-1.30pm age concern West Peckham Poppin club at WPvh. light lunch. 01732 873977 thursdays 12.30-2.30pm mother, Baby & toddlers at leybourne vh. details 01732 845002 thursdays 7.45pm co-dependants anonymous (coda) at the Khch info. from ruth at 07921713281 Fridays 7.30pm drama group, chip Productions, Wmvh, new members welcome. rob 0790 357 9237 Fridays 8-10pm the heath Players at east malling institute, mill street. contact Peter on 01622 717491.

2nd saturday 11am-1.30pm mereworth & malling spiritual development group meet at mereworth vh 3rd saturday Yalding Farmers' market, old village high street - 01622 814208 4th saturday 9am-1pm maidstone Farmers' market, email derek.eagle@countytownfarmersmarket.co.uk tues/sats/sundays 8pm outdoor & social group, various activities (walking/theatre/cycling) midkentgroup.co.uk mon/Wed/Fridays 11am Bootcamp in Pippins Way, Kings hill. call matt lyons 07875 978265 core-conditioning.co.uk tues/thursdays martial arts classes, addington village hall. www.arete4life.co.uk (see advert for details) tues/thursdays 7am and 9.30am 11am Bootcamp in Pippins Way, Kings hill. call matt lyons 07875 978265 sunday 4 July 3.30pm charity treasure & scavenger hunt around West malling. tkts from the green cafe, manor Park or contact 01732 780330 or email info@3step.td.com to book. monday 5 July 8-11.30pm out of Bounds comedy @ the Black horse, Borough green. Free entrY. 3 professional comedians plus 3 open spots. www.outofboundscomedy.co.uk saturday 10 July 12noon - 4pm summer Fayre & crafts at st. simon stock catholic school, oakwood Park, maidstone. BBQ; display arena; Pimms and strawberries; Beer tent; Battling sumos; Books; Plants; teachers in the stocks; line dancing; music; craft stalls; raffle; tombola and much more.

For more information call school reception on 01622 754551. adm £1 adults / 50p children. saturday 17 July 10am-12pm ditton church Pre-schools summer Fayre on the church green, new road, ditton. Peppa pig will be at the fayre and there will be an opportunity for parents to have their childs photograph taken with Peppa, by a photographer for £2.50/£3.00 to take away on the day. saturday 17 July 12-3pm, summer Fayre at mereworth Primary school, the street saturday 17 July 12-3pm hugh christie summer Fete, tonbridge. Balloon race, live music, go karts & stalls etc. saturday 24 July 10am-4pm st.James the great church east malling. summer Fayre and Flower Festival. in church and the institute (Behind King & Queen Ph) many unusual and interesting stalls. teas etc. and lunches served during the day. saturday 24 July 10am-3pm Kings hill summer Fete, market square, Kings hill. sunday 25 July 11am-4.30pm Flower Festival continues in church. teas served 2-4pm. the flower displays will depict the patron saints of many local churches. admission free on both days.

Friday 30 July 8-11.30pm out of Bounds comedy @ the Wheatsheaf, london rd, West malling. top quality line up guarantees a great night of stand-up comedy. 4 acts plus compere. tickets £10. thursday 5 august 2-4pm Pop in for a chat and visit this beautiful village church. st John the Baptist, tonbridge rd Wateringbury. Further information 01622 817974 9-27 august Kings hill holiday camp @ Kings hill school. contact charlotte on 0800 8145427. thursday 12 august 2-4pm Pop in for a chat and visit this beautiful village church. st John the Baptist, tonbridge rd

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Contact Jan Arundel Telephone 01622 880511 e-mail jan@mollyblog.co.uk Web www.mollyblog.co.uk

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Give us a call or drop us an email.

01732 844246/521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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R G STEVENS PAVING

PRIVATE & CONTRACT

SOS

WINDOW WORKS

all types of paving undertaken driveways Pathways highways Patios Brickwork Block paving slab work hard landscaping tarmac concrete Brickwork Plant hire Street works registered & fully insured Working to a very high standard

DOUBLE GLAZING MAINTENANCE

Free estimates call rob office: 01732 841398 mobile: 07837097594 email: rgspaving@aol.com WWW.rgsPaving.com

Tel: 01622 299385 On Site Mob: 07779 006696

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Misted Units/ 3 Broken Hinges Broken Glass 3 Doors Re-adjusted Damaged Handles 3 Child Restrictors Fire Escape Hinges 3 Patio Door Rollers Lock Outs/Emergency Entry Multi-Point Door Locks

Family Run Business. Est. 1989

NO CALL OUT CHARGE

The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7LZ email: soswindowworks@tiscali.co.uk

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STEP UP LOFT LADDERS PROUD MEMBERS OF THE KCC TRADING STANDARDS BUY WITH CONFIDENCE SCHEME

Covering all Kent Ladders Hatches Flooring & Insulation

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ANY MODEL AVAILABLE VIEW SELECTION ON WEBSITE OR CALL TONY MARDELL FOR A FREE VISIT, FREE ESTIMATE AND ADVICE

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Tel 01732 550072 Mob 07870 559172

Email info@stepuploftladders.co.uk

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A new concept in kitchen and bathroom design.

Toughened and heat resistant glass.

Fully fitted in ANY colour.

The modern alternative to tiling.

For more information please call 01622 727697 www.uksplashbacks.com

Tina’s Ironing

Tel: 01732 872619 Mob: 07940 230974 Free collection and delivery service.

Flexible working to suit your needs.

Discount for your first use when quoting the local Oracle.

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West Malling Chamber of Commerce “Your voice in the community”

YOU ARE INVITED TO THE WEST MALLING CHAMBER OF COMMERCE QUARTERLY MEETING on WEDNESDAY 7TH JULY at THE FARMHOUSE WEST MALLING at 5.30pm Open to all local West Malling businesses.

Come along and hear what is happening in the local area mail@wmchamber.org.uk