MARCH 2015 KINGS HILL/WEST MALLING LOCAL ORACLE

Oracle the local

Month 134: March 2015

Distribution 16,000 homes & businesses

YOUR MONTHLY GUIDE TO LOCAL SERVICES IN AND AROUND

Photo from Robert Lucas, West Malling

KINGS HILL & WEST MALLING ADDINGTON, BIRLING, EAST MALLING, HALLING, HOLBOROUGH, LARKFIELD, LEYBOURNE, MEREWORTH, OFFHAM, RYARSH, SNODLAND, TROTTISCLIFFE & WATERINGBURY

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Dear Readers We had planned a snow photo for the cover of this month’s edition but as we have been lucky so far with the weather we are going for the Spring look! Let’s hope we haven’t ruined our chances of a snow free couple of months. With all the budding daffodils and crocus we have also had an influx of advertisers who will revamp your gardens ready for a beautiful Summer. We have a number of other new advertisers offering you pretty much any service you require and making us the one stop directory for the home, garden, body or business!

If you are looking for something you can’t find here, then please let us know and we will try and find an advertiser to suit.

Please see our online calendar along with the latest online version of the local Oracle. www.thelocaloracle.co.uk.

Have a great month!

Anna & Jane

Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU TEL

01732 525805 (Jane) Accounts/Sales 01732 525806 (Anna) Artwork/Sales

info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING IN THE APRIL EDITIONS ARE:

Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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Find out more about a career in hairdressing at our open evenings: Tuesday 24th March & 31st March at 7pm

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New clients ONLY

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Howard Caine The Conservatory People Conservatories - Windows - Doors

Conservatory too Hot in the Summer? or too Cold in the Winter?

Here at Howard Caine Conservatories, we are able to offer an all year round solution.

Why not replace your existing roof glass or polycarbonate with the latest climate control heat-guard materials.

Go green and make your existing windows more energy efficient with less heat loss and lower heating bills.

We also specialize in the following *New Conservatories *Refurbishment *Window/Doors *Overhauls *Soffits/Facia *Misted / broken units *Guttering *Handles/Hinges *Fensa Registered *Fully insured

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Part of Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd Professional Carpet Cleaning

Looking for a professional, local, family run carpet cleaning company?

Then give Chrissy or John a call.

Many companies don’t guarantee their work, we do - 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed

Also Upholstery Cleaning, Stain Removal, Stainguard Protection & Leather Suite Cleaning Safe cleaning process, carpet recolour from bleach marks - All work fully insured Special Offer - FREE CARPET CLEAN

- have three carpets cleaned and we will clean the smallest for free So for a friendly, professional service please call us now

Telephone: 01732 872 199 M: 07801 561696 - Chrissy or John 07860 100295 info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

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GAS - New boilers installed, boilers repaired and serviced.

DRAINAGE - Drain clearing, jetting and repairs.

Covering all Kings Hill/West Malling and surrounding areas.

TNP tony nelson plumbing

24 HOURS 1 HOUR RESPONSE

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“THE AERIAL MAN” Family business - established 28 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS

NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS

FULLY INSURED

Enjoy your free digital channels Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

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Lighting Repairs Outside Fittings Switches and sockets Office - 01634 753124 Mobile - 07885 605424

All aspects of Plumbing and Drainage Boiler Installations & Repairs Gas and Heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

Call 01732 590827 or 07515 884653

www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

asdelectricalservices@gmail.com Family Run Business www.asdelecticalservices.co.uk

BASICALLY BATHROOMS “FACT

98% of businesses rely on referrals to gain new business”

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3% of businesses have a strategy for referrals”

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Kings Hill Golf Club Thursday 6.30am

We are specifically looking for the following to give business to.....

Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free survey and estimates.

Public Liability Insured

T: 01732 321008 M: 07967 741445 tony.mckimm@yahoo.com

GARAGE SIGN WRITER TRAVEL AGENT ESTATE/LETTING AGENT DOUBLE GLAZING CO. PAINTER & DECORATOR CLEANER GARDENER CARPET/FLOORING CO. FLORIST

Call Anna on 01732 525806 to find out more

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Deputyship Litigation Immigration

Property Employment Dispute Resolution

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SPECIALISTS IN HOME CCTV SECURITY, DIGITAL AERIAL & SATELLITE SYSTEMS.

A four camera CCTV system, with remote viewing, will keep an eye on your HOME, VEHICLES, OR ELDERLY LOVED ONES Supplied and installed from as little as £549.99 + VAT. Digital high gain aerials designed to provide the perfect reception, eliminating the 4G mobile phone interference.

Sky or Freesat satellite dishes supplied & installed in discreet locations.

HDMI distribution systems: DISTRIBUTE YOUR SKY HD OR BLU-RAY IN HIGH DEFINITION TO ALL OTHER TV’S IN YOUR HOME & get crystal clear images EVERYWHERE.

Contact Greywood Installations for free site survey

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Garden Equipment Service and Repair

Contact Rob on 0759 671 9295 All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

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PAULINTERIORS ANTHONY CARPENTER & JOINER

Orangeries and Conservatories From compact to prestigious and everything in between.

Available in hardwood, aluminum or PVCu. Quality windows and doors also available With over 35 yearsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; experience within the industry we provide our clients with a high quality product and 1st class service

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Carpentry Laminate wood flooring, door hanging.

Kitchen design and installation Made to measure wardrobes, cupboards, units & shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

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LEAFLET DISTRIBUTION 1,000 - 40,000 WE CAN TARGET SPECIFIC AREAS TO SUIT YOU Give us a call or drop us an email.

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WINDOW WORKS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

Broken Hinges 3 Misted Units Broken Glass Doors Re-adjusted Damaged Handles Child Restrictors Fire Escape Hinges Patio Door Rollers Letter Boxes Cat & Dog Flaps Multi-Point Door Locks Velux Windows Lock Outs/Emergency Entry

Family Run Business. Est. 1989

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Tel: 01622 206690 On Site Mob: 07779 006696 The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7LZ email: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

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What can we do for you?

We have 3 editions with a distribution totalling 40,000 homes and businesses.

Every 1/4, 1/2 and full page colour advert comes with: A-Z standard advert and a page on our website.

We can print and supply leaflets for you.

We can distribute 1,000 to 40,000 leaflets for you. You just tell us which areas you would like to target.

Each monthly edition can be found on our website where you can flick through the pages online.

You can have a page on our website for just ÂŁ54 which includes 4 photos, a video, text and links to your website and social media.

This is our business and you will only speak to us! * Approximate areas of distribution

Contact: Anna on 01732 525806 anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk Jane on 01732 525805 jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Anna & Jane

Sales and artwork Sales and accounts

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INDEX the local NEWS KINGS HILL MAP COLOUR ADVERTS Accountants Aerials Alarm Systems Appliance Repair Architectural Design Art Classes* Artist Bathroom Installations Beauty & Complementary Blinds Building & Fire Regulations Building Refurbishment Building Services Business Networking Business Opportunity Car Body Repairs Car Registration Numbers Car Sales Car Sales & Service* Car Service & Repairs Car Valeting Carpentry Carpet Cleaning Carpet Fitter CCTV Charities Chiropody, Podiatry & Footcare Chocolate Parties Cleaning*

Computer Support Conservatories* Counselling* Decorators Dog Walking/Sitting Double Glazing Double Glazing Repairs Drainage & Plumbing Driveway Cleaning Driving Instructor Dry Cleaning Electricians Estate Agent Events* Extra Income Fencing* Flooring Food Home Delivery* Garage Doors Garden Landscapers* Garden Maintenance* Garden Services* Gas & Heating Services Give Up Smoking* Hairdressing Salon/Academy* Hairstylist - mobile Handyman Homecare* Ironing Services Jewellers Kitchens* Lawn Mower Repairs Letting Agent Locksmith

Loft Ladders & Hatches Opticians Osteopath/Pilates* Oven Cleaners Pet Services Photocopying & Print Photographer Plastering Plumbers Printers Property Maintenance Recruitment* Removals Restaurant* Roofing Save Money Scrap Metal Clearance Skip Hire Solicitors Soul Music Magazine Sweet Shop Taxi & Executive Cars Tree Surgery Web Design Windows Window Cleaners USEFUL NUMBERS EVENTS * New Advertisers

All adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

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a-b ACCOUNTANTS Clover Accounting Services Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 523485 Mobile: 07967 118639 Contact: Heidi Dennis heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns TaxAssist Accountants 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL Tel: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 Contact: Gary Richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/Larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises.

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AERIALS HM Installations Aerials - Satellites - Home Entertainment Mobile: 07780 470541 info@hminstallations.co.uk www.hminstallations.co.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, Data Cabling, Telephone Points, TV Installations, Home Cinema, CCTV and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, 15 Years Experience.

A-B ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN

The Aerial Man Tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614

Creative Architectural Design Ltd Tel: 01732 824354 Contact: Graham Jones

Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance (Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

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Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf.

Listed building applications.

ALARM SYSTEMS

ART CLASSES

Virtus Security Ltd Tel: 01622 616241 info@virtussecurity.co.uk www.virtussecurity.co.uk Intruder alarm specialists in design, service and maintenance.

- Experienced security engineers - Fully insured - Free no obligation quotations - Jobs individually priced - Code resetting available - Residential and commercial - CCTV/Access control and door entry work also undertaken.

10% discount when quoting Oracle.

APPLIANCE REPAIR Appliance Care and Repair

Free initial consultation.

The Seasons Art Class at Bradbourne House, East Malling Tel: 01622 728 298 Absolute beginners to improvers will love this course!

Step by step guidance.

Meet new friends.

Learn new skills.

Part time 14 week course, 3 hours classes once a week.

ARTIST Christopher Marshall Luddesdowne Nr Meopham

Mobile: 07545 044276 Contact: Graham 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk

Tel: 01474 813434 Contact: Christopher Marshall

Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

Over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

Jeff Smith Domestic Appliance Repairs St Bernards Dean Lane Harvel Nr Meopham Kent Tel/Fax: 01474 816661 Tel: 01732 605446 jeffsmithdomestics@hotmail.co.uk Installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS Basically Bathrooms Tel: 01732 321008 Mobile: 07967 741445 tony.mckimm@yahoo.com Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 15)

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS Nightingale Bathrooms Tel: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

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BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY Gemini Beauty Larkfield Tel: 01732 842279 Mobile: 07749 589414 angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

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Local references available Free estimates Advice on affordable solutions.

BUILDING & FIRE REGULATIONS Wilkinson Construction Consultants Suite 31, 60 Churchill Sq Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 523466 office@thebuildinginspector.org www.thebuildinginspector.org Access Audits * Approved Inspector Building Regulation Approval CDM-C * Fire Safety Engineering Fire Risk Assessments - Training Building Standards in the UK

BUILDING SERVICES GPML Construction Ltd Crown House, Home Gardens, Dartford, Kent DA1 1DZ Tel: 0800 046 0266 info@gpmlconstruction.co.uk www.gpmlconstruction.co.uk GPML Construction is a leading provider of building and maintenance solutions to customers in London and across the Southeast.

Extensions, new builds, lofts and refurbishments.

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BUILDING SERVICES AAPM Construction Mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 Contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

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BLINDS Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB Tel: 01892 825522 Mobile: 07767 326211 Contact: Stuart Munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

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Paul Tann Ltd Tel: 01732 842863 Mobile: 07956 313287 0 7834 810453 Contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

Extensions, Driveways, Patios, Fencing, Refurbishments and more.

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured Free Quotes Reference Available

R Blackman General Maintenance Tel: 01892 838668 Mobile: 07887 948430 Contact: Richard Blackman rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

Artbuild Ltd Tel/Fax: 01622 817225 Mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk

Star Construction Tel: 01732 848640 mobile: 07930 244454 contact: Mark Warrington www.starconstruction.net

Federation of Master builders.

Extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating.

An established family company.

Star Construction can assist you with small, medium and large home maintenance, renovation and improvement projects inside and out. Design to completion of conversions, extensions and new builds. Local examples of high quality work available to view.

Any Aspect Builders Ltd Tel: 01622 729536 Mobile: 07407 764555 Contact: Kieron kieronrobinson5@outlook.com www.anyaspectbuilders.co.uk

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BUSINESS NETWORKING

CAR BODY REPAIRS

BNI Kings Hill

Car Remarket 778 London Road, Larkfield, Kent

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Tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 Kings Hill Golf Club, Kings Hill We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Networking Marketing Business Tel: 01732 521494 Mobile: 07912 878830 Contact: Jane www.make-moneywithme.co.uk Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

All aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs.

Fibreglass and plastic repairs.

MOT welding.

Insurance work.

Call or pop in.

CAR REGISTRATION NUMBERS Car Registration Numbers Mobile: 07909 975 806 Contact: Ian Limited number of private plates for sale.

C1 TYS S44 BVS C4 SCV Offers invited!

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Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU Tel: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

CAR BODY REPAIRS

CAR SALES & SERVICE

Autospray Solutions Mobile: 07773 340049 Tel: 01622 727263 Contact: Ben Mobile Body Repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches.

All vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods.

Call now for your free quotation.

Award winning service.

West Malling Garage High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QN Tel/Fax: 01732 874350 Contact: Nick Errington www.westmallinggarage.co.uk Toyota Specialists.

All makes of vehicle serviced and repaired.

Vehicle diagnostics.

MOT station.

Car sales and sourcing of any vehicle Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Tel: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics (See Colour Ad On Page 18)

CAR VALETING Wash ‘N’ Go Mobile: 07821 370486 Contact: Dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz Fully insured mobile car valeting service.

Will travel to a location that is convenient for you.

Call for a clean car.

CARPENTRY Chatfield Carpentry Tel: 01732 871449 Mobile: 07985 273773 Contact: Steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices.

Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services Tel: 01634 242807 Mobile: 07838 156170 Contact: Neil Hudson hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk All aspects of carpentry, building and home maintenance including kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, flooring, doors and more! Over 20 years experience. Local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our facebook page for customer feedback.

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Paul Anthony Interiors Mobile : 07719 117250 info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk Carpenter and joinery.

Laminate wood flooring.

Kitchen design and installation.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

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Greywood Installations Tel: 01732 222125 admin@greywoodinstallations.co.uk www.greywoodinstallations.co.uk Specialists in home CCTV security, digital aerial and satellite systems.

Digital high gain aerials.

Sky or Freesat satellite dishes.

HDMI Distribution systems.

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CHARITIES RED Carpentry

Kings Hill Rotary Club

Tel: 01622 751447 Mobile: 07896 904056 Contact: Richard Dillon

khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/

Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes.

Everyone is welcome to join the young, vibrant and exciting group.

Please email or just come along.

CARPET FITTER P J Carpet Fitters Leybourne

CHIROPODY, PODIATRY & FOOTCARE

West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP Tel: 01732 848460 Contact: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS westmallingpods@gmail.com HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and home visits also available.

CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA CHOCOLATE PARTIES

Workshops and parties for lots of fun and lots of chocolatey goodies to take home.

Just £17.50 per head Also, truffle making workshops, hen nights & birthdays at the Chocolate Umbrella

42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

CLEANING

CARPET CLEANING Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Tel: 01732 872199 Contact: Chrissie 07801 561696 John 07860 100295 info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

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Lions Club of Malling District Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm at The Farmhouse, 97-99 High Street West Malling, Kent ME19 6NA www.elitepubs.com/the_farmhouse/ Call 0845 8335735 and ask for Ted Inns for details.

Cinderella Dust Busters Ltd Office Line: 01732 887 091 Mobile: 07931 916 783 cinderelladustbustersuk@googlemail.com

www.cinderelladustbusters.co.uk Let us take over your house chores. Daily, weekly or fortnightly.

Insured, fully flexible and fully trained cleaners. *Cleaning, *Ironing, *Internal Windows, *After Party Cleans, *Private Waitressing, *Housekeeping, *Specialist Carpet cleaning, *Care of the Elderly *Requests welcome.

(See Colour Ad On Page 16) Spadework Teston Road, Offham, West Malling, Kent ME19 5NA

Tel/Fax: 01732 872527 Mobile: 07831 201929 Contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk

Tel: 01732 870002 info@spadework.org.uk www.spadework.net

30 year’s experience.

Carpet & all accessories can be supplied.

Free measuring and estimates.

No job too small.

Sowing the seeds of opportunities for adults with learning difficulties.

See events page for Farmers’ Market dates.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Cleanhome Sevenoaks Tel: 01732 445002 Mobile: 07984 412798 Contact: Philippa James www.cleanerssevenoaks.co.uk sevenoaks@cleanhomeuk.com A reliable and professional domestic cleaning service at an affordable price.

C CLEANING Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off & spring cleaning * New Housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* Call for a free estimate.

C COMPUTER SUPPORT ALTONE Computers Ltd Tel: 01732 354812 Mobile: 07771 707035 Contact: Alan www.altone.co.uk Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

C CONSERVATORIES Orangeries Southeast Ltd Tel/Fax: 01732 849020 Mobile: 07860 483348 info@orangeriessoutheast.com www.orangeriessoutheast.com From compact to prestigious and everything in between.

Available in hardwood, aluminum or PVCu. Quality windows and doors also available. With over 35 years’ experience within the industry we provide our clients with a high quality product and 1st class service.

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

COUNSELLING

Maid 2 Shine

APC Manpower Computer Services

Tel: 01732 852707 Mobile: 07976 867088 maid_2shine@btinternet.com www.maid-2-shine-cleaning.co.uk

Tel: 01732 790099 Mobile: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk

Tailored packages to comply with your needs.

Hours & days to suit you.

Free quotation service.

Fully insured & vetted staff.

You’ll be satisfied or your dirt back free!

VIRUS Removal Specialists Broadband or WiFi issues SLOW or Freezing computer PC not starting, Low Memory LAPTOP Repair, EMAIL problems Apple / iPad Repairs, Printer setup, Computer Cleanup.

Time For You

Champ Computer Services

Claire Ede Counselling Offham

Tel: 01732 843659 Mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk

Mobile: 07871 793538 claireedecounselling@aol.co.uk ww.claireede.co.uk

The local PC experts for: -PC health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -Virus & spyware removal/protection -Complete PC installation & upgrades -No fix - no fee!

(See Colour Ad On Page 16)

An experienced B.A.C.P. fully accredited psychodynamic counsellor working with issues including relationships, depression, loss and anxiety.

For more information please see website or email.

Tel: 0800 458 1127 Mobile: 07863 347587 north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £10.95 per hour incl.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

COMPUTER SUPPORT AA Computer Services Mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

Matters of the Mind Mobile: 07956 877968 Contact: Mandy Atkinson mandy.atkinson@mattersofthemind.org.uk www.mattersofthemind.org.uk Are you experiencing relationship problems, family issues, depression, anxiety or stress? Matters of the Mind can help, offering gentle one to one therapy in a local Hadlow based practice. Why not get in touch now? Your first session is free. Day and evening appointments are available.

CONSERVATORIES Howard Caine Conservatories Tel/Fax: 01732 321050 Mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

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D DECORATORS Choice Painting & Decorating Tel: 01732 875507 Mobile: 07761 601896 Contact: Dean Woolterton City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

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DOUBLE GLAZING

JP's Decorating Mobile: 07956 874044 07944 126353 Contact: Phil jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest.

I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS Parrish Painting & Decorating

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved Tel: 01732 842691 Mobile: 07870 213098 contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

Mobile: 07764 684495 Tel: 01732 872125 Contact: Guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com

Mobile: 07967 190588 Contact: Mark

Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates

For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

Impact Decoration Tel: 01732 873726 Mobile: 07882 597433 Contact: Sam Gregory info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy.

Internal and External decoration.

City and Guilds qualified.

Dulux Select Approved Decorator.

Fully insured.

Domestic and Commercial clients.

Virtually dust free sanding.

Paper hanging.

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB Tel/Fax: 01732 873754 Mob: 07971 542609/07824 887677 m.roast@gmail.com

SOS Window Works The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ Tel: 01622 206690 Mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work welcome References on request.

Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

John Green Décor Ltd Tel: 0800 783 1916 sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

DOG WALKING/SITTING For The Love Of Dogs Tel: 01622 719 619 Mobile: 07833 054900 Contact: Jenny ftlod@hotmail.com Honest and reliable/10 years exp.

Guaranteed quality dog walks, ‘home from home’, dog boarding service, home visit cat feeds, also ‘pet taxi’ service.

Just relocated from Surrey where I ran a very successful pet services business for over 10 years.

Brilliant references available.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

DRAINAGE & PLUMBING Ferdurco Solutions Limited Tel: 01732 252 112 enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

D DRIVEWAY CLEANING Kings Hill Drive Revive Mobile: 07875 682294 Contact: David Bishop contact@kingshilldriverevive.co.uk Driveway and patio cleaning.

Restore your drive to that just laid condition.

Re-sanding and sealing.

Fully insured.

10% discount for Kings Hill residents.

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR Glen’s Driving School Tel: 01732 841966 Mobile: 07525 209294 glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

DRY CLEANING Kings Hill Dry Cleaners Shop 4, Liberty Square, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4AU Tel: 01732 522233 info@kingshilldrycleaners.co.uk www.kingshilldrycleaners.co.uk All your dry cleaning needs.

Laundry.

Repairs and alterations.

Curtain and rug cleaning.

Blue Crown Membership Same day service.

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E ELECTRICIANS Andy Payne Electrical Tel: 01732 848879 Mobile: 07830 456928 ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P Domestic Electrician.

Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

2391 Inspection and Testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections.

Free quotes.

ASD Electrical Services Tel: 01634 753124 Mobile: 07885 605424 asdelectricalservices@gmail.com www.asdelectricalservices.co.uk

E ELECTRICIANS L.T Security & Electrical Services Braeburn Way, Kings Hill,West Malling Contact: Lee Terry Tel: 01732 522 788 Mob: 07971 552 663 Email: leeterry4@googlemail.com Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties.All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. New/Extra Switches /Sockets/ Lights fitted. Electrical Testing & Inspection. Rewires small or large with certification.Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free estimates.

ELECTRICIANS

No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee (See Colour Ad On Page 15)

ELECTRICIANS Cobalt Contracts Ltd Tel: 01732 843438 Mobile: 07706 130061 Contact: Bob Battledore bob.battledore@cobaltcontracts.co.uk E lectricia n 17th E dition, P a rt P Reg istered NA P IT, F ully insured 3 Rewires – full & partial 3 Additional sockets/lighting 3 Testing & Inspection 3 Electric cookers/showers 3 Underfloor heating/fuse boards Ca ll now for a free quote

ESTATE AGENTS House to Home Online Tel: 01732 321331 sales@housetohomeonline.co.uk www.housetohomeonline.co.uk Your LOCAL online estate agent.

Sell your home from £250+vat Call for a free market appraisal.

(See Colour Ad On Page 5)

EVENTS

Domestic and Residential Electrical Services Tel: 01622 870147 Mobile: 07515 159821 Email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk

Mobile: 07595 307806 Contact: Emma Shiells facebook.com/adoringemspamper

Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches.

Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. No hidden extras.

Affordable Treatments for Everyone to Enjoy Larkfield Village Hall, New Hythe Lane, Larkfield, ME20 6PU Sunday 1st March & 5th April 10:30 - 15:30 FREE ENTRY Children Welcome Unique Stalls to Browse

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EVENTS Pre-loved Fashion Saturday 14th March 2-30-4.30pm Kings Hill Community Centre Gibson Drive ME19 4LG Clothing, hats, jewellery, bags, and occasion wear.

Refreshments, raffle, homemade cakes on the day.

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EXTRA INCOME

Kings Hill Student Services Tel: 01892 838437 0755 4984005 or 0794 4020540 Contact: Shann or Martin shannowen@hotmail.co.uk www.kingshillstudentservices.co.uk Host families required for French students in and around Kings Hill.

Earn up to £177 per week from the comfort of your own home!

FENCING

All Seasons Garden Fencing Tel: 01732 844634 Mobile: 07957 209073 Contact: Mark Steward www.allseasonsltd.org.uk All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded.

Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas.

No job too small.

No VAT charged.

Free quotations.

MW Fencing Tel: 01732 844671 Mobile: 07973 843198 Contact: Mark Wooler All types of fencing supplied & fitted.

Chain link, Pallisade Mesh, Panels, Post & rail Close boarded.

Gates.

Also tree felling, chipping, stump grinding and hedge cutting.

Member of Trust A Trader.

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GARAGE DOORS

FENCING

Tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk

All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes.

Over 18 yrs exp. Visit our new website.

Garage Door Associates Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland Tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS Tate Fencing Tel: 01732 852596 sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk New Tonbridge depot opening from Monday 2nd March.

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FLOORING

K2 Flooring 14-16 High St,West Malling, ME19 6QR Tel: 0800 032 8967 info@k2flooring.co.uk www.k2flooring.co.uk Celebrating over 50 years trading.

1961-2011 Free estimates on all your flooring needs. Specialising in carpets, wood, laminate, Karndean,Amtico, vinyl blinds and underfloor heating.

Check out our price promise!

Head Office at Swanley 0800 032 8966

A D Landscapes Ltd Ightham Tel: 01732 763114 Mobile: 07790 036871 Contact: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

Coe's Landscapes Tel: 07944 442442 Tim Coe 07785 543037 Peter Coe www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

FOOD HOME DELIVERY Larkfield Kebab & Pizza 48 Martin Square, Larkfield, ME20 6QJ Tel: 01732 522552 larkfieldkebabpizza@gmail.com www.LFKP.co.uk Take advantage of our FREE delivery on orders over £12.

Home made kebabs and pizzas made from 100% fresh dough daily.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

* Top quality cultivated grade A turf supplied * Next day delivery, * Supply & laying service * Fencing supply only/or supply & erect service * Mini digger work, hedges, tree care, clearances etc. & a full range of services & supplies to meet all your landscape requirements

Call 07462 323722 or 07967 514688 www.kentishturflandscapes.com kentishturflandscape@yahoo.com

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GARDEN SERVICES

GARDEN SERVICES

Yew Tree Landscapes Larkfield Tel: 01732 848179 Mobile: 07850 175077 Contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

All major credit/debit cards taken.

GARDEN MAINTENANCE Garden Maintenance Freephone: 0800 511 8081 Contact: Mark All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

Down To Earth Garden Services Tel: 01732 841904 Mobile: 07801 440994 Contact: Peter Roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance Grass cutting and hedge cutting Lawn treatment Garden clearance

Kings Hill Garden Services Based on Kings Hill Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 Contact: Chris Coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk A complete garden service from mowing to clearance Hedge work and Tree Surgery Fencing - New or repaired NPTC qualified Fully Insured CRB checked Licensed Waste Carrier Call for a free quotation

Woodgate Garden Maintenance Tel: 01634 242972 Mobile: 07547 478918 Contact: Paul Micallef Complete Garden Maintenance Lawn mowing, hedge cutting.

Trees pruned, topped or shaped, pressure washing One off or regular maintenance Fully Insured and CRB Checked Call for a FREE quote

GARDEN SERVICES D J Snow Gardening Services Tel: 01634 244313 Mobile: 07970 435255 snowd258@aol.com Need help with your garden?

Mowing, weeding or just a tidy Trees topped or hedges trimmed Paths, patios & drives jet washed Full public liability.

V & S Garden Services Tel: 01732 521224 Mobile: 07958 997336 Contact: Sue or Vince Comprehensive range of garden services.

One off or full regular maintenance.

Complete year round lawn care.

Professional licensed weed control.

Hourly rates.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES Chelsea Gas and Waterworks Tel: 01732 321754 Mobile: 07973 138489 Contact: Simon Williams chelseagaswks@aol.com Gas Safe Registered: 36297 Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken.

Friendly, reliable service.

Landlordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gas Safety Certificates

Wicks Gas LMS Garden Services Tel: 07513 578139 Contact: Chris Lawn mowing.

Weekly and fortnightly.

Grass cutting and garden maintenance.

Call for a free quote

M.J.L. GARDEN PRO

01732 872917 07919 183947 Mark Cheeseman mjlgardenpro@outlook.com - Garden & Grounds Maintenance - Clearance - Tree Surgery - Fencing - No job too small - Home & landlord properties - Business premsies - Public houses and hotels - Friendly, professional family business.

- Free estimates.

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Tel: 01732 883544 Mobile: 07748 780811 Contact: Gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED.

GIVE UP SMOKING My E Ciggy Abbey Arcade, 98 High Street West Malling, Kent ME19 6NE Tel: 01474 703 584 Mobile: 07989 984941 www.myeciggy.co.uk Electronic Cigarettes Starter Kits E Liquids Accessories (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

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h-l HAIRDRESSING SALON/ACADEMY RS Hair Academy 103 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA Tel: 01732 842185 www.rshairacademy.co.uk Colour, cut and blow dry for £49 with our graduate Paige.

(New clients only) Find out more about our new Hair Academy at our open days.

Established in 1985.

(See Colour Ad On Page 3)

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE Elise - Freelance mobile stylist Mobile: 07530 203451 Contact: Lisa A London experience in the comfort of your home.

Specialising in precision haircuts and fashion colour.

Bridal hair and make-up.

Over 20yrs exp originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Also available evenings & weekends.

Call for a free no obligation consultation.

HANDYMAN Assembly Man Home Tel: 0173 249 0071 Mobile: 0780 694 9999 Contact: David Hughes assemblyman.dave@gmail.com Flat Pack assembly, Outdoor furniture assembly, Home playground assembly, Fence & Shed painting, Patio & Drive power washing, Picture/Mirror hanging, Shelving, Water features, Small to medium odd jobs. Free No Obligation Quote Senior Discount Public Liability Insurance Held.

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IRONING SERVICES

Derek’s Home Maintenance Ltd

Bespoke Ironing Tel: 01732 874 521 Mobile: 07803 788325 Contact: Claire Dolke claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

25 items for £20 Introducing our new Weekend Express Service.

Free collection and delivery.

Tel: 01634 244061 Mobile: 07941 172176 derekdhmltd@blueyonder.co.uk You buy and I fit kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, taps, guttering, general household repairs, radiators.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance Mobile: 07726 525633 Contact: Bob insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly - Pressure Washing Patio & Drive Cleaning Gardening - Guttering.

No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Estate Agent approved.

Steve’s Home & Garden Services Tel: 01732 846420 Mobile: 07758 311576 Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

HOMECARE Audley Care Tel: 01622 633101 www.audleycare.co.uk For care that’s wrapped around you.

Remember you don’t have to change your routine just to make things easier for us. It’s the other way around.

(See Colour Ad On Page 6) Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX Tel: 01732 872159 Mobile: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

JEWELLERS Andrew Smith Jewellers 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA Tel: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat (See Colour Ad on Page 11)

KITCHENS DL Kitchens Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141/07841 658821 Contact: Dave or Matthew davelovelock@talktalk.net Kitchens supplied & fitted or fit only.

All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics.

All work insured and guaranteed.

Contact this local family business for more info.

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Mr Mower Mobile: 0759 671 9295 Contact: Rob All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

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LETTING AGENTS

OPTICIANS

T: 01622 813854 M: 07900 257752 info@daisyletsmaidstone.com www.daisyletsmaidstone.com Daisylets is an award winning, dedicated lettings and property management agency based in Maidstone.

Run by experienced landlords and started in recognition of a need for an honest approach to the management of landlords’ properties.

Daisylets are members of UKALA and are an NLA recognised supplier.

(See Colour Ad On Front Page)

2 Liberty Square, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4AU Tel: 01732 875544 enquiries@kingshillopticians.co.uk www.kingshillopticians.co.uk Hospital quality eye test.

Advanced retinal scanning only £40.

Buy 1 get 1 free now in your local opticians, why go anywhere else?

Open late evenings until 8pm.

07881 652209

Providing effective solutions for a wide range of painful conditions. Treatment for all ages.

Registered with health insurance providers 1 to 1 Reformer Pilates Instruction Mat based Pilates classes Rebecca Joblin BSc (Hons) Ost www.leybourneosteopath.co.uk info@leybourneosteopath.co.uk

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525806 01732 525805

LOCKSMITH

OVEN CLEANERS

A.Maidstone Locksmiths 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS Tel: 01622 410057 Mobile: 07837 751611 Contact: John john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

Oven Wizards Tel: 01622 616168 Mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients.

Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

18-20 Swan Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6LP 01732 848384 www.swanopticians.co.uk New independent local opticians.

Free 2nd pair of varifocals..

Corporate eyecare vouchers accepted.

Varifocal consultants; demonstrations available.

Terms and conditions apply.

Please ask in practice for more details.

(See Colour Ad On Page 10)

LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES

PET SERVICES

LOFT LADDERS

Tel: 01732 840744 Mobile: 07751 256725 FREE ESTIMATES Loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch. Also loft flooring.

Qualified City and Guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind.

All work guaranteed. 20 year exp.

Your Furry Friend's Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter

32 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6QR 01732 841403 www.westmallingopticians.co.uk FREE sight test for everyone FREE second pair of lenses with any anti-reflection coating Specialists in complex prescriptions Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Tel: 01732 842807 Mobile: 07709 025684 Contact: Lisa LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk facebook.com/YourFurryFriendsFriend A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens.

Available 7 days a week.

Fully insured and police checked

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PLUMBERS DL Plumbing Addington Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141 All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

Including tiling and flooring.

PHOTOGRAPHER Stanford Photographic Tel: 01732 841759 Mobile: 07956 240604 Contact: Maurice maurice@stanfordphotographic.co.uk www.stanfordphotographic.co.uk facebook.com/stanford-photographic Wedding and event photographer providing bespoke wedding packages.

Events include: School Proms, Dinner & Dances, Award Ceremonies, Dog Shows, Equestrian Events.

Print on site facility.

PLASTERING Charlie Skelly Tel: 07590 262809 All aspects of plastering & rendering Friendly & professional Internal & external skimming High quality finish Free estimates

Hylton Plumbing Services West Malling Tel: 01732 843086 Mobile: 07970 528822 Contact: Hylton Visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 18)

John Ascot Plumbing Tel: 01732 590827 Mobile: 07515 884653 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

P PLUMBERS Servecom Tel: 01622 230346 Mobile: 07854 766446 www.emergencyplumberstonbridge.co.uk

The service company of distinction.

Heating, plumbing, drainage and bathrooms fitted.

Competitive rates, free estimates, and quick response.

Engineers are certified by Gas Safe Register, fully insured and highly experienced.

Landlord Certificates.

No Call Out Charge.

Tony Nelson Plumbing Tel: 01732 220443 Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

24 hours - 1 hour response.

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PRINTER

All aspects of plumbing and drainage.

Boiler installations and repairs.

Gas and heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

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PROPERTY MAINTENANCE Wall 2 Wall Plastering

K McCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services

Tel: 01634 313326 Mobile: 07843 881657 Contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk

Tel: 01732 847363 Mobile: 07851 774726

Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

Gas Safe Registered Engineer & qualified plumber All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates No call out charge No Vat Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget to mention the local Oracle

OR Services Mobile: 07798 605624 owen@orservices.org.uk From hanging pictures and fixing dripping taps to a bathroom and kitchen fitting service. We do all trades: plumbing, electrical, tiling, garden maintenance, handyman, and groundworks.

"We specialise in small jobs!!"

All work will be undertaken.

We offer free quotes and very competive rates.

R RECRUITMENT Audley Care Tel: 0871 226 3775 recruitment@audleycare.co.uk www.audleycare.co.uk We are now recruiting homecarers in your area to deliver high quality care and domestic support to our customers living in their own homes.

Please call if you are interested in joining our friendly Audley Care Team.

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REMOVALS

R RESTAURANT Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH Tel: 01732 843247 enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, small weddings, private function room.

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ROOFING

Goodfellows Removals & Storage Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL Tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708 Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

GP Removals Winsor Works, London Road West Malling ME19 5AN Tel: 0800 644 0182 or 01732 220240 Mobile: 07796 265801 www.gpremovals.co.uk UK/European moves.

Large and light removals.

Packing service available.

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Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service

SAVE MONEY Utility Warehouse Discount Club Contact: Jane Tel: 01732 521494 Mob: 07912 878830 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.save-moneywithme.co.uk The Utility Warehouse made a unique Price Promise: save money when you switch all your services to them, or get back ‘DOUBLE the difference’.

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SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE TLC Scrap Metal

01622 734367 07729 727188

All aspects of roofing and property maintenance work undertaken, from general repair and household DIY work, to complete re-roofs and rebuilds.

We offer affordable prices.

References available on request.

William Kent & Sons Roofing Tel: 01732 824059 Mobile: 07778 586865 Contact: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

Tel: 07804 057096 Contact: Tom Calvert Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

SKIP HIRE Haffenden Skip Hire East Malling Tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 Mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

SOLICITORS

JM Removals Tel: 01622 205738 Mobile: 07932 715072 Contact: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk

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Berry & Lamberts Solicitors Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 897925 Fax: 01732 897935 kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk For professional, honest and friendly advice.

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SOLICITORS Diligent Law Tel: 01732 31 6000 info@diligentlaw.co.uk Wills & Power Of Attorney Estate Planning Service Disability Benefits - Applications, Reviews & Appeals Legal Advice & Guidance Service Probate Negligence Debt Property and much more.

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SOUL MUSIC Join our membership and get the latest news on artists and soul events in the UK. anna@thesoulsurvivors.co.uk www.thesoulsurvivors.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 20)

CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA SWEET SHOP

All your favourite sweets, party bags & Kebabs made to order with free message tag.

Candy Cakes any size/colour Delicious Luxury English Truffles Macaroons, Nougat & specialities Ice Creams, Sorbets & Slush Drinks 42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

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TAXI & EXECUTIVE CARS Kingshill Cars Tel: 01732 871 234 www.kingshillcars.com Open 24 hours throughout Christmas and New Year Kings Hill to West Malling from £5 Smart reliable drivers always needed No extra charge after midnight Don’t drink and drive!

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TREE SURGERY Acacia Tree and Garden Care Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 (24 hrs) Contact: Chris Coombs acacia.trees@btinternet.com www.acaciatreecare.co.uk NPTC Qualified tree surgeons Fully insured.

Free written quotations All tree work undertaken-big or small. All landscaping undertaken.

Gardening, mowing, fencing, hedges and garden clear ups.

Local resident - on call 24 hours Malling Gardens & Trees Tel: 01732 847234 (evenings) Mobile: 07828 190066 Contact: Warren Pestell wpestell@gmail.com Tree Surgery Garden Maintenance Seasoned Logs and Woodchip supplied Fully Qualified & Insured

WEBSITE DESIGN Webexpand Tel: 01732 84 24 54 www.webexpand.co.uk Web design Online shops E-Commerce Google promotion Expand your business on the web with webexpand.

WINDOWS Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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WINDOW CLEANERS Abbi Window Cleaning Tel: 0800 055 6082 We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

Qualitree Services Ltd

All Clean Windows

Tel: 01622 208426 Contact: Gary or Caroline Everest hello@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk

Tel/Fax: 01622 745179 Contact: Jean Tandy gean.tandy@virgin.net

Tree Surgery, Stump Grinding & Log Deliveries Professional, Experienced, Insured & Qualified Call Today For Your Free Quotation Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

USEFUL LOCAL PHONE NUMBERS ALZHEIMER'S SOCIETY West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 Helpline 01892 722511 AGE CONCERN Day Centre - Rotary House, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 848008 AGE CONCERN Info./Advice/Insurance, 3 Colonnade, West St, West Malling 01732 873977 COUNCIL Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 844522 DOCTORS Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling 01732 870212 Chaucer Way, Larkfield 01732 841213 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury 01622 814466 Snodland Medical Centre 01634 240296 HOSPITAL Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone 0845 1551000 Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch 08453 970543 LIBRARY 22-24 High Street, West Malling 01732 842504 Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops.

01732 352754 http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/mobile_libraries.aspx Snodland Library 01634 243776 LOCAL HALLS Addington Village Hall 01732 843180 East Malling Village Hall 01732 844546 East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828 Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Nikki Clarke, khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 Leybourne Village Hall 01732 873722 Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Pauline Bell paulinebell@yahoo.co.uk 01622 813588 Offham Village Hall Contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232 Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking Secretary Derrick Groom DGroom5143@aol.com 01732 842557 Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432 Snodland Community Centre Contact: Dilys Crook info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 01634 240783 Wateringbury Village Hall 075 3532 0552 West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner 01732 844824 PHARMACIES Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling 01732 843389 Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield 01732 843203 POLICE Tonbridge Neighbourhood Policing Team Tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 Kent Police 101 TMBC Community Warden Supervisor Martin Smith 07969 584173 RSPCA RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW 0300 1230751 SAMARITANS - 48 Grecian Street, Maidstone, ME14 2TS 01622 674444 SCHOOLS Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667 The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill 01732 847000 Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416 Leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne 01732 842008 Kings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 840180 Kings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling 01732 842739 Mereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth 01622 812569 Mereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456 More Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling 01732 843047 Offham Primary School, Church Road, Offham 01732 842355 Ryarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600 St James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling 01732 841912 St Katherine’s School, St Katherine’s Lane, Snodland, Kent ME6 5EJ (www.stkatherineskent.co.uk) 01634 240061 The Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling 01732 840995 Trottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061 TRAINS National Rail Enquiries 08457 48 49 50

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10-11am Music mayhem children's music for 0-5yrs at Snodland Comm. Centre. 07815 775504 10.15am Zumba Gold at KHCH. Call Claire 07970 482421 for details 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605 10-11.15am Yoga (Mixed level) at Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy/beginners class.

2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced. 01732 870715.

6.30pm (50 mins) and 8.30pm (30 mins) Insanity at KH School. Call Claire 07970 482421 7.30pm Zumba at Kings Hill School – Claire 07970 482421 for details.

8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 Musical Bumps 9.15am 1-3, 10.15am Baby Group (under 1 year) at KHCH 10.45am Buddha Baby & 11.15am Buddha Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01732 847605 1.15-2.45pm Improver/ Intermediate Linedancing at Wateringbury VH. 01732 872624 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 7.30-8.30pm Pilates at Kings Hill School with Claire 07970 482421 Musical Bumps 9.15am 2+, 10am 1+, 11am Baby Group (under 1 year), 12noon 3+ at KHCH 9.15-10.15am Pilates at Addington Village Hall with Claire 07970 482421 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling £5 per class for advanced bookings or £6 for drop in sessions. For more information please call 07768 447657 Wednesdays 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy and numeracy classes £5.50 for advanced bookings or £6.50 for drop in sessions. For more information please call 07768 447657 Wednesdays 6.15-7.15pm Weight Watchers, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - Leader Judith 01622 683382 Wednesdays 6.15pm Insanity 50 mins class. Call Claire 07970 482421 Wednesdays 6.30-7.45pm Vinyasa Flow yoga in Borough Green. To book your place or for more information contact Julie on 07989 185425 or boroughgreenyoga@gmail.com Wednesdays 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Beginners and experienced players all welcome. For details call Steve Wileman on 01732 841823 or Pamela Blunden on 01732 848717.

Wednesdays 8-10pm The Larkfield Women's Club at the Church Farm Village Hall. First week free. Contact Sarah Layland on 07786 364063 for more details.

Wednesdays 8pm - 9pm Latin-American & Ballroom Beginners Class - Kings Hill call Lynn 07775265053 Thursday Musical Bumps 9.45am Mixed Age (12-36months) at Church Farm Hall, Larkfield, ME20 6ST Thursday 10.15am Buddha Babies & 11am Buddha Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01732 847605 Thursdays (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

Thursdays 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Dance Studio, Malling School 01622 715576 Thursdays 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576 Fridays 10.30am Buddha Babies @ Holborough Lakes Village Hall. Buddha Buddies 01732 847605 Fridays 12.30pm - 1.15pm Strictly Line Dancing - Kings Hill call Lynn 07775265053 Fridays 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

Saturdays 8am Insanity 50 mins class. Call Claire 07970 482421 Saturday (2nd Sat) 10-11.30am Free Fit Club at Barham Court, Teston, Maidstone. Call Leo: 07983 506928 Saturdays 8.45-9.45am YOGA (Beginners) Offham Village Hall Bridget 07963 235451 Saturdays 10-11.15 am YOGA (Mixed Level) Offham Village Hall Bridget 07963 235451 Sundays 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at Discovery School, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

Sundays 4.30pm 3rd Sunday, Girls’ Brigade Service at Discovery School, Kings Hill. (Term time only) Saturday 14 March Saturday 14 March Saturday 14 March

Saturday 21 March Tuesday 24 March Saturday 27 March Tuesday 31 March

10am-1pm Offham Farmers’ Market at Spadework Garden Centre, Teston Road, West Malling ME19 5NA. Free parking, cafe, farm shop, local food and craft from Kent’s best producers.

2.30-4.30pm Pre-loved fashion sale in aid of the Heart Of Kent Hospice at KHCC, Gibson Drive 7pm Wateringbury VH quiz night. £8 per person, collected on the night. A team is 6-8 persons.

To book a table or a place, we will happily match you up with others to make up a team.

Ring Phil Rex on 01622 814483 or email annerex@btinternet.com.

7.30pm Quiz Night at Snodland Community Centre. All welcome.

7pm Open evening at RS Hair Academy (See details on page 3) 10am-4pm Malling Stamp Club will hosting the Kent Federation of Philatelic Societies' Spring Rally and stamp fair at East Malling VH, New Rd, ME19 6DD Free entry. Refreshments available.

Contact Julie Lester, 01474 325507 for further details.

7pm Open evening at RS Hair Academy (See details on page 3)

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