MARCH 2013 - KINGS HILL/WEST MALLING LOCAL ORACLE

Oracle the local

Month 110: March 2013

Distribution 15,500 homes & businesses

Your monthlY guide to local services in and around

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Dear Readers We have been promising changes for the past few months and are now excited to tell you about our new website that will be launcing in April 2013. It will give you the opportunity to search by service and postcode as well as being able to put on testimonials about an advertiser you have used. Each advertiser will have their own page to describe their services and link to their website or social media pages along with photos if applicable.

Events will be listed on a special calendar and we will have hot, up to date topics from local businesses.

Whilst the final touches are being added our current site is not available but online copies of the latest editions can be found on our Facebook Page. www.facebook.com/thelocalOracle Whilst we both now have Twitter accounts, Jane has now got the hang of it and is actually spreading the local news like wild fire! You can follow her at thelocaloracle.

Anna & Jane

FREEPOST RLTA-RHGB-LXSZ PO BOX 314, WEST MALLING, ME19 6WN TEL

01732 521494 (Jane) Accounts/Sales 01732 844246 (Anna) Artwork/Sales

info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING OR FREE EVENTS LISTINGS FOR THE APRIL EDITIONS ARE: Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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NEW WEBSITE COMING SOON! have Your oWn Page aBout Your Business SPECIAL DEALS For Past or current advertisers registering BY 15TH MARCH call anna or Jane TODAY to reserve Your sPace or Find out more www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

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Howard Caine The Conservatory People Conservatories - Windows - Doors

Conservatory too Hot in the Summer? or too Cold in the Winter?

Here at Howard Caine Conservatories, we are able to offer an all year round solution.

Why not replace your existing roof glass or polycarbonate with the latest climate control heat-guard materials.

Go green and make your existing windows more energy efficient with less heat loss and lower heating bills.

We also specialize in the following *New Conservatories *Refurbishment *Window/Doors *Overhauls *Soffits/Facia *Misted / broken units *Guttering *Handles/Hinges *Fensa Registered *Fully insured

Email Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk 6

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Tel/Fax 01732 321050 Mobile 07798 867393

Great new and exciting lines coming soon: Unusual and delicious for Mother’s Day Personalised Chocolate Bars Our own hand made truffles & chocolates Bespoke and unique wedding favours and as always, the original sweetie cakes, party cones, sweetie kebabs, huge range of old fashioned sweets in jars, vegetarian jellies, gluten free, sugar & dairy free selection of sweets & chocolates, Taywell ice creams and much, much more.....

42 High Street West Malling ME19 6QR 01732 522533 www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk

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We cover three areas with over 12,000 distribution in each giving a total of 39,500 homes and businesses covered by the local Oracle Kings Hill, West Malling, Addington, Birling, East Malling, Halling, Holborough, Larkfield, Leybourne, Mereworth, Offham, Ryarsh, Snodland, Trottiscliffe and Wateringbury Paddock Wood, Tonbridge, Hadlow, Five Oak Green, East Peckham, Matfield and Southborough Aylesford, Barming, Allington, Ditton and parts of Maidstone We have many options for you to use for your business: Standard Category Advert in the A-Z section, Colour Category, 1/4, 1/2 and Full Page Adverts Each edition is updated and put onto our website.

We can print, supply and deliver 1,000 to 39,500 leaflets.

ceiling & Wall lights chandeliers table & Floor lamps display & under cabinet lighting garden & exterior lighting lamps & Bulbs low energy and led light Bulbs commercial lighting switches, sockets & electrical accessories design and installation service

Price match Promise free Delivery on all orders over ÂŁ75 www.lightingcompanyonline.co.uk 8

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reWires eXtensions/loFt conversions neW Build ProJects intruder alarms insPection & testing landlord certiFicates maintenance 24hr call out

reFerences availaBle on reQuest 01634 717242 24 Hr: 07855 577728 info@lakeselectrical.co.uk www.lakeselectrical.co.uk

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Professional Carpet Cleaning

Looking for a professional, local, family run carpet cleaning company?

Then give Chrissy and John a call.

Many companies don’t guarantee their work, we do - 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed Also Upholstery Cleaning, Stain Removal, Stainguard Protection & Leather Suite Cleaning Safe cleaning process, No solvents or bleaching agents used - All work fully insured Special Offer - FREE CARPET CLEAN - have three carpets cleaned and we will clean the smallest for free So for a friendly, professional service please call us now

Telephone: 01732 872 199 M: 07860 100 295 (John) & 07801 561 696 (Chrissy) E: info@kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk www.kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk m2493

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01634 401188 www.ptckitchens.co.uk Bedroom & storage solutions

for great ideas and free advice, come and view our fully fitted showroom....

120 maidstone road, rochester, Kent me1 3dt

“THE AERIAL MAN” Family business - established 28 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS

FULLY INSURED

Enjoy your free digital channels Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

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LEAFLET PRODUCTION & DISTRIBUTION FROM 1,000 UP TO 39,500 Give us a call or drop us an email.

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Tel: 01622 729424 Fax: 01622 725207 artisandevs@aol.com www.artisandevelopments.com The clean and efficient house extension specialists with experience and references in your local area.

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BOOK YOUR MOT ONLINE www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Tel: 01732 840892

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• Carpet cleaning • Mattress cleaning • Upholstery cleaning

Quick Drying Stain and Mark Removal Dust Mites Treatment Stain Protection

*Stain Guard Shield *ActiGuard Allergy Shield Get rid of : Bacteria, Fungal Mould and House Dust Mites associated with Allergies, Eczema, Coughs, Respiratory Problems, Watery eyes ...

Fully Qualified and Safe

07932 044050 01732 887 091

E-mail: deluxecarpetcleaninguk@googlemail.com www.deluxecarpetcleaning.co.uk

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Heel2Toe Mobile Foot Clinic

specialising in the treatment of: callus • in-growing toenails • • corns • Fungal infections • verruca • nail cutting care of the diabetic Foot • Brendan reidy (s.a.c. dip FhPt s.a.c. dip FhPP) is a fully qualified and registered Foot health Practitioner who specialises in the care and maintenance of the foot. "i know the misery caused by foot problems and how they can affect your quality of life, that's why i am devoted to taking your pain away and putting you back comfortably on your feet again." as i offer a mobile service you do not need to drag yourself into town, just give me a call or drop me an email and arrange a visit to resolve your foot problems in the comfort of your own armchair.

Based in maidstone i can provide appointments anywhere in the mid Kent area, just ask. give me a try, i guarantee you'll be pleased with the service.

tel: 07926 388 799

email: heel2toe-mobilefootclinic@hotmail.co.uk Web site : www.heel2toe-mobilefootclinic.co.uk

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Mr Mower

Garden Equipment Service and Repair

Contact Rob on 0759 671 9295 All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service covering all areas of kent and Surrey.

Fully qualified Horticultural Engineer with over 30 years experience.

(10% off Winter servicing with this ad)

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M.T. Plumbing & Heating Services All aspects of Plumbing and Drainage Gas and Heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

Call 01732 590827 or 01634 865277 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

Tel: 01689 605191 M obile: 07771880291 m tplum bing @ntlworld.com Conta ct: M ichael Taylor Complete Bathroom Installations Power Flushing.

Full Heating installation & controls.

Radiators, valves, pumps, cylinders.

All makes of boilers & combi boilers and servicing & analyser test.

Water Heaters. Gas Safety & Landlord Certificates.

Gas Fire installs & servicing.

All gas works. Public liability insured.

No call out charge.

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Established family business providing throrough top to bottom cleaning services 4 Spring, Sparkle and Deep cleaning 4 Professional Deep Fibre Carpet Cleaning & Stain removal 4 Regular and ad-hoc services available

Friendly & courteous service.

References available. Public Liability Insured.

Tel: 01732 642003 Mob: 07889 867990 e: mark@noblecleaning.co.uk www.noblecleaning.co.uk donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget to mention the local oracle

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do you need a dog Walker or Pet sitter?

Paws outdoors is a family run company who will treat your pet like one of our own! www.pawsoutdoors.org pawsoutdoors@hotmail.com

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WINDOW WORKS

DOUBLE GLAZING MAINTENANCE 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

3 Broken Hinges Misted Units 3 Doors Re-adjusted Broken Glass 3 Child Restrictors Damaged Handles 3 Patio Door Rollers Fire Escape Hinges 3 Cat & Dog Flaps Letter Boxes Multi-Point Door Locks 3 Velux Windows Lock Outs/Emergency Entry

Family Run Business. Est. 1989

NO CALL OUT CHARGE Tel: 01622 206690 On Site Mob: 07779 006696 The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7LZ email: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com

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Start-up Advice Fixed Fees agreed in advance Flexible Payments Companies / Partnerships Self Employed / CIS Landlords / Corp. Tax Income Tax / PAYE / VAT Flexible Meetings Call Gary or Tina Richards for a friendly, free initial discussion without obligation on 0845 521 2241 Offices in L arkfield & P addock Wood

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Unity Care Solutions Ltd We are a kent based organisation providing Nursing and Homecare services to many areas across Kent and East Sussex.

Whether you require a couple of hours assistance or a full 24 hr service, we can arrange an individual package for you.

Local cleaners all personally vetted and reference checked.

Friendly, honest and reliable providing a thorough professional cleaning and ironing service.

Same dedicated cleaner each week.

Typical rate from £10 phr

Tel: 01277 263984 Mobile: 07595 607703 Contact: Kathrine kathrine.branton@timeforyou.co.uk

www.timeforyou.co.uk

Nursing Services l Highly skilled registered Nurses l Terminal care for clients who prefer to be nursed ....at home l Convalescent Care l Respite care Personal Care l Washing/bathing, dressing etc. l Assistance with waking and bedtime routine. l Help with mobilisation l Assistance with meals and domestic duties such as ....shopping and cleaning

Call us on: 08450 346410 Suite 31, 50 Churchill Square Kings Hill Kent ME19 4YU

visit Will and rose for all your Party Bags, traditional toys and accessories.

Party Bags for all ages and occasions all children themes can be done, no order too small or big.

Personalised embroidered Pe/swim Bags, shoes bags and party bags all made to order. handmade hair Bows and clips that can be done in all school colours. all gifts under £10 - great party presents.

Free local delivery.

5% discount on orders from the oracle. www.willandrose.co.uk or follow us on facebook facebook.com/willandroseUK 01732 845852 07745 863411 22

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inDex tHe lOcal news Kings Hill maP inDex accountants aerials air conditioning* appliance repair

concerts

Plantation shutters*

conservatories

Plasterers

counselling*

Plumbers

curtain specialist

Property maintenance

decorators

removals

double glazing

Restaurants*

double glazing repairs driving instructor

retirement Planning roofing scrap metal clearance

architectural design

electricians

art

Fencing

audio visual

Flooring

Bathroom installations

Florist

Beauty & complementary

garage doors

Blinds

garden landscapers*

Building refurbishment

garden maintenance

Building services

garden services*

car Body repairs

gas & heating services

car sales

upholstery

hairstylist - mobile

car service & repairs

veterinary surgeons

handyman

car valeting

Weight loss

ironing services

carpentry

Windows

Kitchens

carpet cleaning

Window cleaners

lawnmower repairs

carpet Fitter

new colour adverts Only

life/Personal coaching

childcare

- Double glazing Repair

locksmith

childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Party Bags

- electrician

loft ladders & hatches

- Pet services

chiropody & Podiatry chocolate Parties cleaning community care computer support

skip hire sports massage sweet shop taxi service telephone engineer tiling tree surgery tuition

mobility/stairlifts/Wetrooms

- Plumber

oddjobs

- weight loss

oven cleaners

UsefUl nUmBeRs

Personal trainer

events * new advertisers

Pet services

all adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

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the aerial man tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 mobile: 07840 316376 satellite tv in all rooms. new digital aerials.

Free to view channels. no subscription fees. itv2, c5 etc. insurance (storm damage jobs undertaken) special rates for senior citizens. no call out charge. all work and equipment guaranteed. (see colour ad On Page 11)

creative architectural Design ltd tel: 01732 824354 contact: graham Jones

accountants

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clover accounting services suite 20, 50 churchill square, Kings hill, me19 4Yu

Ksl tel: 01634 290999 Fax: 01634 294499 contact: anne coles sales@kinlochs.net www.kinlochs.net Proudly celebrating 10 years trading.

Ksl are specialists in air conditioning and refrigeration. We can offer supply/install/service & maintenance to the commercial, retail, leisure and domestic markets. (see colour ad On Page 10)

tel: 01732 523485 mobile: 07967 118639 contact: heidi dennis heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk self assessment, Bookkeeping, vat, Payroll, cis, Business start ups tax returns taxassist accountants 714 london road, larkfield me20 6Bl tel: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 contact: gary richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises. (see colour ad On Page 19)

aerials southern satellite & aerial tel: 01892 833007 www.southernsatellite.co.uk installed by your local experts.

Free call out and quotation. senior citizen discount. minimum of 12 month warranty.

Freeview, Freesat & sky installed. (see colour ad On Page 19)

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aPPliance rePair appliance care and Repair mobile: 07545 044276 contact: graham 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk Prompt and friendly service. repairs and installs to all electric appliances. over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

Jeff smith Domestic appliance Repairs st Bernards dean lane harvel nr meopham Kent tel/Fax: 01474 816661 jeffsmithdomestics@hotmail.co.uk installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers. donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget to mention the local oracle

improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & conservatories. extensions & internal alterations. individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations. applications submitted on your behalf. listed building applications.

Free initial consultation. essan-K-Planning mobile: 07515 899668 scott@ekplanning.co.uk www.ekplanning.co.uk

Planning, design, consultancy, Building Plans & regulations.

Planning Permission. architectural services. Fixed quotations. cost effective, practical solutions for all your planning needs. no need to move, stay put and improve. (see colour ad On Page 14)

art art akademie Kentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unique private art school based on the atelier teaching system. a 2 yr P/t visual arts higher diploma 1 & 2 day workshops & evening classes in: drawing & painting / print-making contemporary jewellery making digital photography to print dimensional art work art appreciation www.redsquareartakademie.com redsquareartakademie@hotmail.com OR Phone: 07507 794690

audio visual av custom installs mobile: 07973 400480 contact: stephen smith stephen@avcustominstalls.co.uk www.avcustominstalls.co.uk audio and visual advice sales and installations specialist multi-room, home theatre, system calibration and remote controls.

16 years experience. Fully insured Quote oracle for free consultation. (see colour ad On Page 13)

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Pete sloman y Diy? Building Refurbishment Decorating and maintenance

g.a.P.P.s. graham apps Personal Property service.

tel: 01732 321008 mobile: 07967 741445 contact: tony mcKimm

tel: 01732 842258 mobile: 07748 102320

tel: 01732 874062 mobile: 07733 054629 contact: graham apps graham@gapps.wanadoo.co.uk

complete bathroom installations: tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public liability insured

all general building work including Painting and decorating, Joinery and tiling. local references available Free estimates advice on affordable solutions.

Building services nightingale Bathrooms tel: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk easy access showers, baths and wet rooms. raised height toilets. slip resistant safety flooring. discounts for ssaFa, British legion, ex service personnel & over 60s. (see colour ad On Page 17)

BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY gemini Beauty larkfield tel: 01732 842279 mobile: 07749 589414 angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience. (see colour ad On Page 9)

Blinds Penumbra Blinds & solar control ltd unit 2 albans Farm romford road Pembury Kent tn2 4BB tel: 01892 825522 mobile: 07767 326211 contact: stuart munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films. (see colour ad On Page 18)

aaPm construction mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. all types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates. as seen on itv’s 60 minute makeover!

all Building Projects & renovations undertaken. no job too small.

Free estimations. local references available.

Friendly reliable services.

LOCAL SOLUTION Refurbishment/Building/maintenance o Kitchens / Bathrooms o renovations/structural alterations o Plumbing/electrics o Project management + all associated trades Fully insured/ guaranteed/ excellent references. A complete Local Solution.

Please call for a free quotation

01732 301019 or 07900 647753 Luke Jeffrey luke@local-solution.co.uk www.local-solution.co.uk

artbuild ltd tel/Fax: 01622 817225 mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of master builders. extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating. an established family company. (see colour ad On Page 12)

Paul tann ltd

artisan Developments ltd “the extension specialists”

R Blackman general maintenance tel: 01892 838668 mobile: 07887 948430 contact: richard Blackman rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk roofing, guttering, Pvc fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork. interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

tel: 01622 729424 Fax: 01622 725207 artisandevs@aol.com www.artisandevelopments.com the clean and efficient house extension specialists with experience and references in your local area. (see colour ad On Page 12) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

tel: 01732 842863 mobile: 07956 313287 0 7834 810453 contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured. all work guaranteed. established over 20 years.

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Body repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches. all vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods. call now for your free quotation.

autocraft 778 london road larkfield Kent tel: 01732 840892 contact: John Podd main@autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Book on line and receive annual reminders via text or email at www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk mot’s - servicing & repairs diagnostics air conditioning Body repairs and resprays (see colour ad On Page 13) Kingshill garage limited north lodge, 584 malling road, West malling, Kent, me194Pu. tel: 01732 849322 servicing for all makes & models mot’s – while u wait tyres & exhausts engine diagnostics (see colour ad On Page 16)

car valeting car Remarket 778 london road, larkfield, Kent tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 all aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs.

Fibreglass and plastic repairs. mot welding. insurance work. call or pop in.

car sales Kings Hill cars north lodge 584 malling road West malling Kent me19 4Pu tel: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk good quality cars, bought and sold. specialist vehicle sourcing. company vehicle sourcing. all makes available.

Please ring for help.

wash ‘n’ go mobile: 07821 370486 contact: dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz Fully insured mobile car valeting service.

Will travel to a location that is convenient for you.

Phone for price list.

carPentrY chatfield carpentry tel: 01732 871449 mobile: 07985 273773 contact: steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted internal/external doors supplied and fitted. skirting/architraves/solid wood & laminate floors Quality workmanship at competitive prices. over 17 years expereince city and guilds qualified. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

D maddox carpentry tel: 01622 747137 mobile: 07884 421650 contact: dave Kitchens, Bathrooms, Wet rooms, internal/external doors, skirting, architrave, storage cupboards/Wardrobes, Flooring, tiling clean, reliable, quality service

Hudson carpentry & Building services tel: 01634 242807 mobile: 07838 156170 contact: neil hudson hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk all aspects of carpentry, building and home maintenance including kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, flooring, doors and more! over 20 years experience. local & reliable. call for a free quote. see our facebook page for customer feedback.

ReD carpentry tel: 01622 751447 mobile: 07896 904056 contact: richard dillon exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted. all types of windows. solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted. all types of carpentry work undertaken. over 30 years experience.

carPet cleaning castle cleaning tel: 01622 769990 mobile: 07920 840972 contact: dean Baker dean@castle-cleaning.co.uk www.castle-cleaning.co.uk specialist in carpet, upholstery & hard Floor cleaning (sealed Wood, stone, ceramic, terrazzo etc). Patio and driveway cleaning service. Powerful truck mounted system. carpets dry in 2 hours. spot and stain removal service. no harmful chemicals.

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Deluxe carpet cleaning tel: 01732 887091 mobile: 07932 044050 deluxecarpetcleaninguk@googlemail.com www.deluxecarpetcleaning.co.uk Quick drying. stain and mark removal. dust mite treatment. stain protection.

Fully qualified and safe. (see colour ad On Page 14)

Kent carpet cleaning company ltd tel: 01732 872199 mobile: John 07860 100295 chrissy 07801 561696 info@kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk www.kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk Family run carpet cleaning company. also upholstery cleaning, stain removal, stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning. ncca and iicrc certified. (see colour ad On Page 10)

carPet Fitter P J carpet fitters leybourne tel/Fax: 01732 872527 mobile: 07831 201929 contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk 30 year’s experience. carpet & all accessories can be supplied.

Free measuring and estimates. no job too small.

tO aDveRtise HeRe call 01732 844246 01732 521494

Holborough Day nursery tel: 01634 245173 info@holboroughdaynursery.co.uk www.holboroughdaynursery.co.uk childcare vouchers accepted.

Flexible hours. all year or term-time only. highly qualified, experienced and caring staff. nutritious meals served daily. (see colour ad On Page 15)

children’s PartY Bags will & Rose tel: 01732 845852 mobile: 07745 863411 www.willandrose.co.uk Bags, traditional toys & accessories.

Party bags for all ages & occasions.

Personalised embroidered Pe/swim bags. (see colour ad On Page 22)

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Podiatry sports injuries gait & posture assessment. chiropody child foot health hPc reg practitioners specialising in foot and leg problems. home visits available in Kings hill.

Kings Hill cleaning ltd 70 churchill square Kings hill West malling me19 4Yu tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. high standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. materials supplied. regular, one-off & spring cleaning * new housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* call for a free estimate.

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Unity care solutions ltd suite 31, 50 churchill sq, Kings hill West malling, me19 4Yu tel: 08450 346410 www.unitycaresolutions.co.uk We are a kent based organisation providing nursing and homecare services to many areas across Kent and east sussex.

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altOne computers ltd tel: 01732 354812 mobile: 07771 707035 contact: alan www.altone.co.uk

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Pc not starting. laptop screen - repair. memory upgrades. network your home or setup Pc Printer setup. no Fix, no Fee champ computer services West malling tel: 01732 843659 mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk the local Pc experts for: -Pc health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -virus & spyware removal/protection -complete Pc installation & upgrades -no fix - no fee! (see colour ad On Page 13)

J H flint consultancy mobile: 07904 047558 contact: Julian Flint julesshed2@tiscali.co.uk - complete Pc installation service - upgrades, servicing & repairs, - Wired & Wireless networking - virus/spyware/trojan removal - data transfer & rescue - home tuition - independent advice

sysK computer services ltd tel: 01732 773805 mobile: 07881 836567 info@sysk.co.uk www.sysk.co.uk at home or in the office, whatever your it requirements, we can help. small Business server specialist; networking, anti-virus & remote access solutions. server & Pc maintenance. iPhone & Blackberry integration.

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counselling matters Of the mind mobile: 07956 877968 contact: mandy atkinson mandy.atkinson@mattersofthemind.org.uk www.mattersofthemind.org.uk are you experiencing relationship problems, family issues, depression, anxiety or stress? matters of the mind can help, offering gentle one to one therapy in a local hadlow based practice. Why not get in touch now? Your first session is free. day and evening appointments are available.

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decorators andrew Baxter tel: 01892 459818 contact: andrew Baxter Professional and reliable service at reasonable prices. interior and exterior work undertaken. call now for a free estimate.

B Regan Decorating services tel: 0208 778 0704 mobile: 07764 181468 contact: Barrie regan city and guilds qualified. establised decorator with 25 years experience.

Quality internal and external painting and decorating.

Based in Kent; office in london Free estimates.

Written references on request.

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D. a. associates West malling

tel: 01622 719079 ljcurtains@btinternet.com www.ljcurtains.co.uk

tel/fax: 01732 846773 mobile: 07931 961949 contact: Jim Whitson

made to measure curtains, all soft furnishings & accessories, valences, pelmets, swags & tails. all blinds venetian, roman, roller and vertical.

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JP's Decorating mobile: 07956 874044 07944 126353 contact: Phil jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small. all quotes guaranteed to beat the rest. i have many years experience.

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K frost Decorating & Property maintenance tel: 01732 521033 mobile: 07940 106193 interior & exterior all work carried out to a high standard reliable service Free estimates established 25 years

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sOs window works the Bounds, aylesford, Kent, me20 7lZ tel: 01622 206690 mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@virginmedia.com double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and velux windows. Fensa (see colour ad On Page 19)

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a&a electrical tel: 01634 254149 mobile: 07734 206425 contact: grant hawkes www.info@additions-alterations.co.uk naPit approved : 5844 offering additions and alterations for electrical systems within domestic, commercial, and industrial premises. anything from lights, fault finding, testing or reporting carried out. give me a call and you can be assured that all work will be carried out to a high standard, with references that can be sought. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

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Domestic and Residential electrical services tel: 01622 870147 mobile: 07515 159821 email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: home lighting, sockets & switches. Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, Pat testing, periodic inspections and inspections for letting Part P approval. naPit approved no call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. no hidden extras.

london & Kent electrical services tel: 01634 717242 mobile: 07855 577728 (24 hour) info@lakeselectrical.co.uk www.lakeselectrical.co.uk rewires, extensions/loft conversions, new build projects, intruder alarms, inspection and testing, landlord certificates, maintenance, 24 hr call out. see our online lighting company. www.lightingcompanyonline.co.uk (see colour ad On Page 8) l t security & electrical services Braeburn Way, Kings hill, West malling tel: 01732 522788 mobile: 07971 552663 contact: lee terry leeterry4@googlemail.com experienced & qualified electrician & security engineer. alarms installed/ existing alarms maintained. all domestic & commercial work undertaken. extra sockets/ switches/ lights Fitted. electrical testing competitive Pricing.

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f Fencing all seasons garden fencing tel: 01732 844634 mobile: 07957 209073 contact: mark steward www.allseasonsltd.org.uk all types of garden fencing, supplied, erected and repaired. close boarded, panel, post and rail, trellis, all types of gate supplied and fitted. Wooden/concrete posts, decking and pagodas. no job too small. Free quotations. no vat charged. mw fencing tel: 01732 844671 mobile: 07973 843198 contact: mark Wooler all types of fencing supplied & fitted. chain link, Pallisade mesh, Panels, Post & rail close boarded. gates. also tree felling, chipping, stump grinding and hedge cutting. member of trust a trader.

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Local Florist for Fresh & Silk flower arrangements for all occasions including Bridal Accessories, Gifts, Crafts and Partyware.

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hnd garden design and hnd landscape management. all aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

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Patios Driveways, Decking Brickwork all aspects of landscaping www.bwrightlandscapes.co.uk brett@bwrightlandscapes.co.uk tel: 01732 842475 mobile: 07958 546858 visit our website to see our work checkley landscapes tel: 01732 351044 mobile: 07980 821795 contact: eddie checkley ejcheckley@hotmail.co.uk For all your installations and complete garden designs.

Patios, driveways, retaining walls in timber or brickwork, steps, decking, all types of fencing, planting designs. no job too small. Free Quotations.

coe's landscapes tel: 07944 442442 tim coe 07785 543037 Peter coe www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company est.1970 taking on jobs large and small.

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Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting. large and small turfing and levelling.

celebrating 50 years trading. 1961-2011 Free estimates on all your flooring needs. specialising in carpets, wood, laminate, Karndean,amtico, vinyl blinds and underfloor heating. check out our price promise! head office at swanley 0800 032 8966 donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget to mention the local oracle

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mobile: 07967 514688 contact: Paul gower all types of fencing, turfing, decking, tree work, ponds, hedges, patios, paths and drives. mini digger work also undertaken and grass cutting also available.

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yew tree landscapes larkfield tel: 01732 848179 mobile: 07850 175077 contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk sPecialist in indian stone Paving. driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, turfing, decking, Fencing, hard and soft landscaping. general garden maintenance.

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Kings Hill garden services Based on Kings hill tel: 01732 845104 mobile: 0777 940 6694 contact: chris coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

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Gas Safety & Landlord Certificates.

Gas Fire installs & servicing.

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wicks gas tel: 01732 883544 mobile: 07748 780811 contact: gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation. gas saFe registered.

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Homeland Property services tel: 01732 321295 mobile: 07922 531765 contact: Kevin general property maintenance with over 30 Years experience carpentry - interior & exterior decorating, Wood & laminate Flooring, ceramic tiling. Fitted Wardrobes, Kitchens & Bathrooms, Plastering, Bricklaying, Pointing, Patios decking, Pergolas, Fencing, Ponds.

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Full Public liability insurance. stealth electrical services mobile: 07808 667394 contact: Phillip apps stealthelectrical@yahoo.co.uk see our Facebook page for latest projects and offers www.facebook.com/stealthelectrical We cover domestic electrics, painting & decorating, tiling, fencing, patios & bricklaying, flat pack assembly, general garden maintenance and general diY. no job too small.

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Kitchens Ptc Kitchens 120 maidstone road, rochester Kent me1 3dt tel: 01634 401188 www.ptckitchens.co.uk Kitchens and bathrooms Bedrooms and office tables, chairs and designer radiators. cad design. come and visit our showroom. (see colour ad On Page 11)

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O-P oddJoBs the Oddjobs company (se) ltd tel: 01732 848640 mobile: 07930 244454 contact: mark Warrington www.oddjobscompany.co.uk the oddjobs co can assist you with small, medium and large home maintenance, renovation and improvement projects, inside and out. complete design and completion on conversions and extensions. local examples of high quality work available to view. call now for a free quote and helpful, friendly advice.

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Plantation shutters Just shutters Kent tel: 01892 575858 mobile: 07769 338753 contact: david stansbury david.stansbury@justshutters.co.uk www.justshutters.co.uk superb plantaion shutters that will enhance your home’s value, privacy and security whilst allowing lots of beautiful ambient light to filter through.

Plasterers wall 2 wall Plastering tel: 01634 313326 mobile: 07843 881657 contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer. internal & external plastering. rendering & pebble dashing. skimming & plaster boarding. coving.

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PlumBers aJs Plumbing services mobile: 07702 408948 contact: amanda ajsplumbingservices@blueyonder.co.uk www.ajsplumbing-services.co.uk Fully qualified female plumber. all domestic plumbing repairs, maintenance and new installation work undertaken. taps, leaks, overflows, basins, sinks, wc’s, full bathroom suites and much more. no job too small.

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Dl Plumbing addington tel: 01732 844746 mobile: 07792 670141 all plumbing work undertaken.

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Hylton Plumbing services West malling tel: 01732 843086 mobile: 07970 528822 contact: hylton visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability insured. no call out fee. maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr emergency call out. (see colour ad On Page 15) K mccarthy Heating & Plumbing engineering services tel: 01732 847363 mobile: 07851 774726 gas safe registered engineer & qualified plumber all gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates no call out charge no vat

Plumb’n’fit Plumbing services tel: 01634 243 515 mobile: 07968 039 354 contact: rob or dawn info@plumbnfit.co.uk www.plumbnfit.co.uk From leaky taps to bathroom suites, Burst pipes, stopcocks, showers, radiators,water cylinders, storage tanks, outside taps, new taps and much more. no job too small.

Free estimates. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

tel: 01732 873726 mobile: 07882 597433 contact: sam gregory info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk internal and external decoration domestic and commercial Plastering and skimming insurance repairs city and guilds qualified Kings hill based OR services mobile: 07798 605624 owen@orservices.org.uk From hanging pictures and fixing dripping taps to a bathroom and kitchen fitting service. We do all trades: plumbing, electrical, tiling, garden maintenance, handyman, and groundworks.

"We specialise in small jobs!!" all work will be undertaken.

We offer free quotes and very competive rates.

r-s removals goodfellows Removals & storage ashtree Farm, teston road, West malling, Kent me19 5rl tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708 household/office removals. local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

R removals Jm Removals tel: 01622 205738 mobile: 07932 715072 contact: John mcKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk local & national Full house & single items dismantle & reassemble service hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. shipping.

Free estimates Fully insured professional service

restaurant Bombay cuisine 61 high street, West malling, Kent me19 6na tel: 01732 871256 / 871266 bombaycuisine1@aol.com www.bombaycuisine-kent.co.uk the restaurant that sets the standard. open everyday 12 noon - 2.30pm 6pm - 12 midnight. gourmet night every thursday any one starter, any one main dish, any one vegetable dish, rice, nan and coffee for only £12.70. (seafood extra) frank’s Restaurant & mussel Bar 53-55 high street, West malling, Kent me19 6Qh tel: 01732 843247 enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, sunday lunch till 4.30pm, small weddings, private function room. (see colour ad On Page 14)

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william Kent & sons Roofing tel: 01732 824059 mobile: 07778 586865 contact: Bill all roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. uvPc fascias & soffits & guttering. lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. all exterior decorating. all work guaranteed. no job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. reg waste carrier.

CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA all your favourite sweets, party bags & Kebabs made to order with free message tag. candy cakes any size/colour delicious luxury english truffles macaroons, nougat & specialities ice creams, sorbets & slush drinks 42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 7)

scraP metal clearance tlc scrap metal tel: 07804 057096 contact: tom calvert man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection. clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

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Haffenden skip Hire east malling tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available. local reliable service. call for competitive rates.

Mobile: 077 6367 7773 Contact: Gary Martin info@jandlcars.co.uk www.jandlcars.co.uk Weddings, business trips, Gatwick, Heathrow, Stansted, City, Luton airports, away days, long distance.

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Blue Ocean financial services ltd tel: 01622 232 687 mobile: 07983 506928 www.blueoceanuk.com info@blueoceanuk.com Kent based independent Financial advisors specialising in Pension reviews and retirement Planning with offices in maidstone & teston.

Free Pension review Workshops. no obligation, friendly advice.

Fsa regulated: 526077 (see colour ad On Page 9)

lucy Hooper - sports massage suite 3 70 churchill square Kings hill West malling me19 4Yu mobile: 07835 272783 deep tissue & sports massage. suitable for everyone. aid injury repair, improves flexibility can enhance your training programme and promote a feeling of well being. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

telePhone engineer collins Residential telephone extensions tel: 01732 321560 mobile: 07941 038343 collinstelphone@btinternetc.om ex. Bt engineer 17yrs experience.

Broadband internal line problems solved (especially Kings hill) Fault finding damaged/untidy cables internet extensions ethernet computer points For homes and small businesses.

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contac tiling tel: 01622 719235 mob: 07966 828705 contact: Paul info@contactiling.co.uk Bathrooms, wetrooms, showers.

Kitchens, conservatories. surface preparation. underfloor heating systems. natural stone, ceramics, porcelain, mosaics. information & advice. Fully insured. reliable & friendly service.

Interior Decor Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ

tree surgerY acacia tree and garden care tel: 01732 845104 mobile: 07812 344740 (24 hrs) contact: chris coombs acacia.trees@btinternet.com www.acaciatreecare.co.uk nPtc Qualified tree surgeons Fully insured.

Free written quotations all tree work undertaken-big or small. all landscaping undertaken. gardening, mowing, fencing, hedges and garden clear ups. local resident - on call 24 hours Qualitree services tel: 01622 208426 contact: gary everest sales@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk tree surgery & garden maintenance.

Professional, fully insured and value for money.

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tuition Kipmcgrath education centre tonbridge tel: 01732 365330 contact: sarah tonbridge@kip-mcgrath.com www.kipmcgrath.co.uk/tonbridge Professional tuition in english & maths Free assessment 11+, Primary & secondary to a level all teachers are qualified, experienced and crB checked.

Watch your child flourish with our proven educational programmes

Tel: 01732 871042 Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

veterinarY surgeons Kingshill vet 3 Queen street liberty square Kings hill West malling me19 4da tel: 01732 522333 www.kingshillvet.co.uk Quality care. Professional service. affordable prices. see our website for offers available. opening times – mon-Fri 9am-6.30pm, sat 9am-1pm 24hr emergency service available.

Weight loss ideal weight mobile: 07879 840313 contact: niki www.idealweight.co.uk get it off. Keep it off.

We know your weight affects the way you feel about yourself. (see colour ad On Page 15)

WindoWs apollo trade windows 539 loose road maidstone Kent me15 9uQ tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk Windows, doors & conservatories “nobody does it better” (see colour ad On Page 3) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

w WindoWs Paul stammers windows - orangeries southeast tel/Fax: 01732 849020 mobile: 07860 483348 info@orangeriessoutheast.com www.orangeriessoutheast.com Quality Windows, Fascia & soffit doors (composite & Pvc) Pvc, aluminium & hardwood available Fensa reg no: 11162 insurance backed guarantee local company over 20 years service (see colour ad on Page 18) trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works lower road, east Farleigh maidstone Kent me15 0hd tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service. (see colour ad On Back Page)

WindoW cleaners abbi window cleaning tel: 0800 055 6082 We provide a quality reliable service.

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Pole system ensures privacy. reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

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Police checked operator. call now for your free estimate.

all clean windows tel/Fax: 01622 745179 contact: Jean tandy gean.tandy@virgin.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured. very competitive prices.

UsefUl lOcal PHOne nUmBeRs alZHeimeR's sOciety West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 helpline 01892 722511 age cOnceRn day centre - rotary house, norman road, West malling 01732 848008 age cOnceRn info./advice/insurance, 3 colonnade, West st, West malling 01732 873977 cOUncil tonbridge & malling Bc, gibson Building, gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 844522 DOctORs Kings hill, leybourne and West malling 01732 870212 chaucer Way, larkfield 01732 841213 14 Pelican court, Wateringbury 01622 814466 snodland medical centre 01634 240296 HOsPital maidstone hospital, hermitage lane, maidstone 0845 1551000 multiple sclerosis society - se Kent Branch 08453 970543 liBRaRy 22-24 high street, West malling 01732 842504 library service (mobile) call for fortnightly stops.

01732 352754 (Please call or check out website for mobile stop times and locations. http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/mobile_libraries.aspx snodland library 01634 243776 lOcal Halls addington village hall 01732 843180 east malling village hall 01732 844546 east malling institute, mill street contact: roger roud 01732 840828 Kings hill community centre (KHcc) contact: hilary Wren khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 leybourne village hall 01732 873722 mereworth village hall contact: mandy smith 01732 845852 offham village hall contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 ryarsh church hall (anita Parkins) 01732 842232 ryarsh village hall contact: Booking secretary derrick groom 01732 842557 trottiscliffe village hall contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432 snodland community centre contact: dilys crook info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 01634 240783 West malling village hall (wmvH) contact: ann turner 01732 844824 PHaRmacies Kings hill Pharmacy, 6 liberty square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 high street, West malling 01732 843389 Paydens ltd, 12 martin square, larkfield 01732 843203 POlice malling neighbourhood Policing team malling.neighbourhood@kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 529910 tonbridge neighbourhood Policing team tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 maidstone Police control centre 101 RsPca rsPca leybourne animal centre, 199 castle Way, leybourne, Kent me19 5hW 0300 1234999 samaRitans - 48 grecian street, maidstone, me14 2ts 01622 674444 scHOOls Brookfield infants school, swallow road, larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior school, swallow road, larkfield 01732 843667 the discovery school, discovery drive, Kings hill 01732 847000 holmesdale technology college, malling road, snodland me6 5hs office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416 leybourne st Peter & Paul Primary school, rectory lane north, leybourne 01732 842008 Kings hill Pre school, 70 gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 840180 Kings hill school, crispin Way, Kings hill, West malling 01732 842739 mereworth county Primary school, 39 the street, mereworth 01622 812569 mereworth Pre-school, mereworth village hall, Butchers lane, mereworth 01732 870456 more Park rc Primary school, lucks hill, West malling 01732 843047 offham Primary school, church road, offham 01732 842355 ryarsh Primary school, Birling road, ryarsh 01732 870600 st James the great Primary school, chapman Way, east malling 01732 841912 the malling school, Beech road, east malling 01732 840995 trottiscliffe c of e Primary school, school lane, trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West malling c of e Primary school, norman road, West malling 01732 842061 tRains national rail enquiries 08457 48 49 50

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8am holy communion at st mary’s church, West malling 9.30am Kings hill church of england holy communion/eucharist at Khch, gibson drive. sunday school: 2nd and 4th sunday of the month. sundays 10.30am Kings hill christian Fellowship at Khch sundays 10.30am larkfield community church in lunsford school hall, swallow rd, larkfield. sundays 11am holy communion and sunday school at st mary’s church, West malling sunday 10:45am and 6:30pm West malling Baptist church, swan street, West malling 1st sunday 4.30pm girls Brigade service at Khch (term time only) 4th sunday West malling Farmers' market, high street - 01732 876077 3rd mondays 7.30pm east malling Wi at e. malling institute hall. guests £3/m’ship £31.50. Kim 01732 522629 3rd mondays 8pm malling district lions club meet at the Farmhouse, West malling. anyone welcome. mondays 12.00 - 14.30 Parents Babies and toddlers West malling Baptist church swan street mondays 12.45 Beginners & easy line dancing class for over 50’s at larkfield vh tel 01732 870715 monday 1.30pm music mayhem song & dance for 0-5yrs at snodland com. centre call 07531839159 mondays 1.30pm expressions dance. all welcome at larkfield methodist call sylvia 01634 245767 mondays 2pm advanced line dancing class for over 50’s at larkfield vh tel 01732 870715 mondays 2-4pm over 60’s seated exercise class. st georges court, Wrotham £3 Jean 07740 449043 mondays 6-7pm Weight Watchers, Wmvh, norman rd, Wm contact Brandon on 07702 798802 for info. mondays 7.30pm Ballroom dancing at Kings hill Primary school mondays 8pm Zumba fitness class at Wateringbury Pc. all welcome, call tanya 07531 839159 tuesdays 9am, 10.30am, 5.15pm & 6.30pm. Weight Watchers, church Farm hall, new hythe lane tuesdays 10am holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water lane, West malling tuesday 10-11am new York city Ballet Workout, ryarsh village hall. 01732 842257 tuesdays 6.30-8.30pm Kh Youth club (ages 11-16years) – more info from sophie 01622 812764 tuesdays 7-10pm ryarsh short mat Bowls @ ryarsh village hall. call 01732 844935 if interested. tuesday 7pm ZumBa fitness class at Wateringbury village hall. all welcome call tanya 07531839159 tuesdays 7.15 - 8.30pm West malling community choir at Baptist church hall, Wm. all welcome! tuesdays 7.15-8.45pm Wm community choir. the Baptish church swan st - all ages and abilities. £2 tuesdays 7.45-10pm malling Photographic society meet at Wm village hall.

1st Wednesday 9am-12 noon. coffee morning at West malling Baptist church swan street.

2nd Wednesday 2.30-4.30pm West malling Wi at clout memorial. contact eileen vago 01732 841297 2nd Wednesday 7.30-9.30 ham hill and snodland Wi at the devonshire rooms, snodland. chris 01634 660173 3rd Wednesday 7.40pm Wateringbury local history society at Wateringbury vh. £2.50 visitors welcome.

Wednesdays 12 noon holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water lane, West malling Wednesdays 1.30-3.30pm little larks toddlers’ club at larkfield methodist church hall, new hythe lane Wedneday 5.30-7.30pm and 7.30-9.30pm slimming World at the discovery school Wednesdays 6.15-7.15pm Weight Watchers Khch, gibson drive, Kings hill. contact Judith 01622 683382 Wednesdays 7-8pm Zumba classes at ryarsh church hall. £6. call debbie on 07778 773323 for info.

Wednesdays 8-9pm Khch lose & tone (Beginners) call natalie 07557 099383 to reserve a place Wednesdays 8-9.30pm medau movement classes at Brookfield Junior school, larkfield. Joan on 01634 256891 thursdays 10am music mayhem song & dance for 0-5yr olds at east malling institute hall call 07815775504 thursdays 10.15am and 11.15am Jo Jingles at Khch for over/under 2’s call Jo 01634 310676 1st thursday 2pm ‘u3a’, Kings hill & district at Khch. contact mark richards 01622 201985 2nd thursday 2-4pm leybourne active retirement association at leybourne vh. maggie on 01732 847121 3rd thursday 2-4.30pm Women's institute, church Farm hall, larkfield, contact ann dewitt 01732 847265 thursdays 7.30-8.30pm circuits & Fitness class at ryarsh vh for all ages & abilities. nick on 07885 568263 thursdays 7.30pm slimming World leybourne vh, little market row. contact Beverley 07809 591334 thursdays 7.45pm co-dependants anonymous (coda) at the ditton church centre ruth- 07850 211633 thursdays 6.15pm, Beginners Pilates, malling school, e malling, rose-marie 01622 715576 thursdays 7.15pm, Yoga dance Fusion, malling school, e malling, rose-marie 01622 715576 thursdays 7.30-8.30pm. community Weightloss challenge, Khch. call sharon on 07706 468910.

Fridays 4.45-6.45pm Puppy training at West malling vh - contact lizzie, leading Paws on 07590 316603 Fridays 6pm Zumba. all welcome come and try @ leybourne village hall call Kate 07843277519 Fridays 7.30pm Performing arts, chip Productions, Wmvh. newcomers welcome. Julian 07716 228682.

Fridays 8-10pm the heath Players at east malling institute, mill street. contact Peter on 01622 717491.

Fridays 8.30pm Badminton club at snodland vh. all standards. contact grahame on 01622 735463 Fridays 9.30am hi-lo aerobics and toning at nettlestead village hall 01732 529654 or 07981 831745 saturdays 7.30am Bootcamp at east malling Park. 1 hour sessions. can matt lyons 07875 978265 saturdays 12.45-1.30pm dinky disco dancing ages 3-5 years with Per4mers academy saturdays 1.30-2.30pm competitive Freestyle disco technique ages 6-16 with Per4mers academy saturdays 2-4pm Kiddliwinks Pre-school new building open day, behind nettlestead vh, 01622 869916 thurs 14 march 8pm Kings hill Parish council annual Parish meeting at Khcc, gibson drive. an opportunity to view displays and meet councillors informally: 2.30pm to 4:30pm and 6:30pm to 8:00pm. saturday 16 march 10am-4pm K.F.P.s. spring rally at larkfield vh, new hythe lane, larkfield. Free admission Wed 6,13&20 march 12.30-2pm lunches for lent at st John the Baptist, tonbridge road, Wateringbury. 01622 813032 Friday 29 march 8.30pm out of Bounds easter comedy at the Wheatsheaf, West malling. £10 07976 637804 tO aDveRtise yOUR events fRee - email infO@tHelOcalORacle.cO.UK