KINGS HILL/WEST MALLING LOCAL ORACLE NOVEMBER 2015

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Month 142: November 2015

Distribution 16,000 homes & businesses

YOUR MONTHLY GUIDE TO LOCAL SERVICES IN AND AROUND

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SEE CENTRE PULL OUT FOR WEST MALLING CHRISTMAS FESTIVAL DETAILS!

Photo from John Chilton of West Malling

KINGS HILL & WEST MALLING ADDINGTON, BIRLING, EAST MALLING, HALLING, HOLBOROUGH, LARKFIELD, LEYBOURNE, MEREWORTH, OFFHAM, RYARSH, SNODLAND, TROTTISCLIFFE & WATERINGBURY

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Dear Readers

The big news locally, this month, is the West Malling Christmas Festival which was a huge success last year and promises to be even better this year! Jane is heavily involved in bringing plans for the event together along with other key business owners in the High Street so you can expect a great day.

Anna is taking her very large 93” teddybear Luna along to raise money for Animals Asia.

Do pop along with the kids for a cuddle!

Our distribution area and team are still growing if you like walking and could do with some extra money for Christmas. Please give us a call today on 01732 525805/6.

Each edition can be found on our website along with more details of advertisers by category and we have put a full listing on the website of local events under ‘Events’. www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

See you on the 29th!

Anna & Jane Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU TEL

01732 525805 (Jane) Accounts/Sales 01732 525806 (Anna) Artwork/Sales

info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING IN THE DECEMBER EDITIONS ARE:

Sevenoaks Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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TO SEE THE ONLINE VERSION OF THE LOCAL ORACLE, ADVERTISERS AND LOCAL EVENTS GO TO......

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ENJOY THE CHRISTMAS PARTY AND LEAVE THE CAR AT HOME! Open 24 hours Kings Hill to West Malling from £5 Friendly, professional local service

No extra charge after midnight

01732 871 234 01622 791 400

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Howard Caine The Conservatory People Conservatories - Windows - Doors

Conservatory too Hot in the Summer? or too Cold in the Winter?

Here at Howard Caine Conservatories, we are able to offer an all year round solution.

Why not replace your existing roof glass or polycarbonate with the latest climate control heat-guard materials.

Go green and make your existing windows more energy efficient with less heat loss and lower heating bills.

We also specialize in the following *New Conservatories *Refurbishment *Window/Doors *Overhauls *Soffits/Facia *Misted / broken units *Guttering *Handles/Hinges *Fensa Registered *Fully insured

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Part of Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd Professional Carpet Cleaning

Looking for a professional, local, family run carpet cleaning company?

Then give Chrissy or John a call.

Many companies don’t guarantee their work, we do - 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed

Also Upholstery Cleaning, Stain Removal, Stainguard Protection & Leather Suite Cleaning Safe cleaning process, carpet recolour from bleach marks - All work fully insured Special Offer

Have your carpets cleaned and we will give you a bottle of spot and stain remover FREE. So for a friendly, professional service please call us now

Telephone: 01732 872 199 M: 07801 561696 - Chrissy or John 07860 100295 info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

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Building l Refurbishment l Groundworks

SIM S.E. Ltd is a multi-talended company specialising in all types of construction, groundwork, interiors and refurbishment.

We have 30 years experience within the building industry and can carry out all building works from planning through to completion, including building regs and design.

30 Years Experience FREE QUOTE!

No job too big or too small.

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PLUMBING - Taps, leaks, cylinders and tanks.

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All plumbing undertaken.

GAS - New boilers installed, boilers repaired and serviced.

DRAINAGE - Drain clearing, jetting and repairs.

Covering all Kings Hill/West Malling and surrounding areas.

TNP tony nelson plumbing

24 HOURS 1 HOUR RESPONSE

Plumbing and Heating Specialist 01732 220443

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“THE AERIAL MAN” Family business - established 30 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS

NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS

FULLY INSURED

Enjoy your free digital channels Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

Lighting Switches

Outside Fittings

Repairs Sockets

Office - 01634 624555 Mobile - 07885 605424 asdelectricalservices@gmail.com Your Local Family Run Business

www.asdelectricalservices.co.uk

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Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free survey and estimates.

Public Liability Insured

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Benjamin Terry Plumbing and Heating 01622 725558 07968 424228 ben@bpterry.co.uk Experienced Qualified Plumbing and Heating Engineer offers • Free Quotations for all your Heating and plumbing requirements • No job too small • All calls handled promptly and efficiently.

All aspects of Plumbing and Drainage Boiler Installations & Repairs Gas and Heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

Call 01732 590827 or 07515 884653

www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk

Heating Boiler Servicing Landlord Gas Safety Certificates LPG Air Source Pumps and Natural Gas General Plumbing Bathrooms

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98% of businesses rely on referrals to gain new business”

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Kings Hill Golf Club Thursday 6.30am

We are specifically looking for the following to give business to.....

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We are a family business based in Kent.

We hire our bouncy castles for any occasion, from birthdays to weddings.

Bo's Bouncy Castles are suitable for all ages, from tots to adults; and can be used both indoors and out.

We are fully insured and all of Bo's Bouncy Castles have safety certificates.

We offer competitive prices starting at just £40 per day.

We also offer overnight and 2 day packages.

Contact us for more information & to check availability.

Visit and like our facebook page to be kept up to date with our offers.

Call Anna on 01732 525806 to find out more

Changing the Way the World Does BusinessTM

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Art, embroidery, lace, jewellery, herbals, felting, collectable bears, bags and moreâ&#x20AC;Ś Barming Parish Hall Tonbridge Rd, ME16 9EZ Sat 7 Nov and Sat 5 Dec 11am to 3pm www.craftydivas.artweb.com For art tuition visit: www.artfulhours.co.uk

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Contact Rob on 0759 671 9295 All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service covering all areas of kent and Surrey.

Fully qualified Horticultural Engineer with over 30 years experience. *10% off Winter servicing*

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Sweet Sweeps Stove, Fireplace and Chimney Specialists

Our services cover supply, installation, maintenance, chimney sweeping service, rebuilds and restorations for all stoves, log burners, fireplaces, chimneys, hearths â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and more!

We're available every day on: 07936 420364 - 07854 971234 lewissweet99@hotmail.co.uk www.sweetsweeps.co.uk

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WINDOW WORKS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

Broken Hinges 3 Misted Units Broken Glass Doors Re-adjusted Damaged Handles Child Restrictors Fire Escape Hinges Patio Door Rollers Letter Boxes Cat & Dog Flaps Multi-Point Door Locks Velux Windows Lock Outs/Emergency Entry

Family Run Business. Est. 1989

NO CALL OUT CHARGE

Tel: 01622 206690 On Site Mob: 07779 006696 The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7LZ email: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

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INDEX the local NEWS COLOUR ADVERTS KINGS HILL MAP Accountants Aerials Appliance Repair Architectural Design Art Classes Artist Bathroom Installations Beauty & Complementary Blinds Bouncy Castle Hire Building Refurbishment Building Regulations* Building Services* Business Networking Business Opportunity Car Body Repairs Car Registration Numbers Car Sales Car Sales & Service Car Service & Repairs Carpentry Carpet Cleaning Carpet Shop Charity Clubs Chimney Sweep* Chimney Sweep & Installations Chocolate Parties Cleaning Computer Support Conservatories

Copy Shop* Counselling* Craft Event* Decorators Dog Groomers* Dog Walking* Double Glazing Double Glazing Repairs Drainage & Plumbing Driving Instructor Dry Cleaning Electricians Estate Agent Extra Income Fencing* Flooring Footcare Garage Doors Garden Landscapers Garden Maintenance Garden Services* Gas & Heating Services Gift/Menswear Hairstylist - mobile Handyman Homecare* Interiors* Ironing Services Jewellers Kitchens Ladiesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Fashion Lawn Mower Repairs Legal Advice

Letting Agent Locksmith Loft Ladders & Hatches Logs & Firewood Mediumship Event Opticians Oven Cleaners Personal Trainer* Pet Services Photography Expert Plasterers Plumbers Post Office* Printer Recruitment Removals & Storage Restaurant Roofing Scrap Metal Clearance Skip Hire Solicitors Surveyor* Sweet Shop Taxi & Executive Cars Tree Surgery Tree Surgery* Upholstery Volunteers Website Design Weight Loss Windows Window Cleaners USEFUL NUMBERS EVENTS * New Advertisers

All adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

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ACCOUNTANTS

APPLIANCE REPAIR

TaxAssist Accountants 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL Tel: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 Contact: Gary Richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/Larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises.

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Appliance Care and Repair Mobile: 07545 044276 Contact: Graham 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

Over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

AERIALS

Clover Accounting Services Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 523485 Mobile: 07967 118639 Contact: Heidi Dennis heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk

Simply Connected Aerials - Satellites - A/V Mobile: 07780 470541 info@simply-connected.uk www.simply-connected.uk

Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns

New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, WiFi Problems?, Phone Points, TV Mounting, Home Cinema, CCTV, Fault Finding and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, Over 15 Years Experience.

Peter Chapman Chartered Accountant Braeburn Way, Kings Hill

The Aerial Man Tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614

Mobile: 07874 740001 peter@chapmanca.co.uk www.chapmanca.co.uk

Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance (Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

Local accounting and advisory service for small businesses, employers and personal finance.

- Tax Returns, Self Assessment, VAT. - Bookkeeping & Statutory Accounts - Payroll & Employment Contracts.

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Jeff Smith Domestic Appliance Repairs St Bernards Dean Lane Harvel Nr Meopham Kent Tel/Fax: 01474 816661 Tel: 01732 605446 jeffsmithdomestics@hotmail.co.uk Installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN Creative Architectural Design Ltd Tel: 01732 824354 Contact: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf.

Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

Have your own webpage on our website along side other local trusted businesses for just ÂŁ45 + vat a year!

Just go to the website or give us a call on 01732 525806 (Anna) or 01732 525805 (Jane)

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The Seasons Art Class at Bradbourne House, East Malling

Nightingale Bathrooms

Tel: 01622 728 298

Tel: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk

Absolute beginners to improvers will love this course!

Step by step guidance.

Meet new friends.

Learn new skills.

Part time 14 week course, 3 hours classes once a week.

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Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

Family business based in Kent.

For all occasions & ages.

Fully insured with safety certificates.

From just £40 per day.

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ARTIST Christopher Marshall Luddesdowne Nr Meopham Tel: 01474 813434 Contact: Christopher Marshall info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY Gemini Beauty Larkfield Tel: 01732 842279 Mobile: 07749 589414 angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

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Classic Blinds Tel: 01622 730572 www.ClassicBlindsAshford.co.uk Fast friendly service.

Free quotes.

Different styles available: Roller, Verticals, Wooden, Venetian, Roman, Ail Venetian.

Fully guaranteed.

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS Basically Bathrooms Tel: 01732 321008 Mobile: 07967 741445 tony.mckimm@yahoo.com Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 16)

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB Tel: 01892 825522 Mobile: 07767 326211 Contact: Stuart Munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

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Mobile: 07903 334431 or 07917 113600 bosbouncycastles@outlook.com bosbouncycastles.moonfruit.com facebook.com/bosbouncycastles

BUILDING REFURBISHMENT Pete Sloman Y DIY? Building Refurbishment Decorating and Maintenance Tel: 01732 842258 Mobile: 07748 102320 All general building work including Painting and Decorating, Joinery and Tiling.

Local references available Free estimates Advice on affordable solutions.

BUILDING REGULATIONS Building Regulation Approval is required for most building projects from chimney removal, re-roofing to extensions.

Licensed Approved Inspectors Alternative to Council - Local Company Wilkinson Construction Consultants Ltd www.thebuildinginspector.org 01732 523466 office@thebuildinginspector.org

BUILDING SERVICES AAPM Construction Mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 Contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

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B BUILDING SERVICES Any Aspect Builders Ltd Tel: 01622 729536 Mobile: 07407 764555 Contact: Kieron info@anyaspectbuilders.co.uk www.anyaspectbuilders.co.uk Extensions, Driveways, Patios, Fencing, Refurbishments and more.

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured.

Free Quotes.

CHAS approved.

Reference Available.

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CAR BODY REPAIRS

Star Construction Tel: 01732 848640 mobile: 07930 244454 contact: Mark Warrington www.starconstruction.net Star Construction can assist you with small, medium and large home maintenance, renovation and improvement projects inside and out. Design to completion of conversions, extensions and new builds. Local examples of high quality work available to view.

Autospray Solutions Mobile: 07773 340049 Tel: 01622 727263 Contact: Ben Mobile Body Repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches.

All vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods.

Call now for your free quotation.

Award winning service.

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BUSINESS NETWORKING

CAR REGISTRATION NUMBERS

Paul Tann Ltd Tel: 01732 842863 Mobile: 07956 313287 07834 810453 Contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

R Blackman General Maintenance Tel: 01892 838668 Mobile: 07887 948430 Contact: Richard Blackman rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

SIM S.E. Ltd - West Malling Tel: 01732 220456 Mobile: 07956 989068 office@sim-se.co.uk www.sim-se.co.uk New Build, Extensions, Loft Conversions, Plumbing & Heating, Wet Rooms/Bathrooms, Kitchens, Summer Houses, Garage Conversions, Flat & Pitch Roofs, Porches, Landscaping, Wall & Floor, Tiling, Disabled Access, Maintenance.

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BNI Kings Hill

Kings Hill Golf Club, Kings Hill We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

01732 525806 (See Colour Ad On Page 17)

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Networking Marketing Business Tel: 01732 521494 Mobile: 07912 878830 Contact: Jane www.make-moneywithme.co.uk Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

Car Registration Numbers Mobile: 07909 975 806 Contact: Ian Limited number of private plates for sale.

C1 TYS S44 BVS C4 SCV Offers invited!

Call for more details.

CAR SALES Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU Tel: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

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West Malling Garage High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QN Tel/Fax: 01732 874350 Contact: Nick Errington www.westmallinggarage.co.uk Toyota Specialists.

All makes of vehicle serviced and repaired.

Vehicle diagnostics.

MOT station.

Car sales and sourcing of any vehicle

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CAR SERVICE & REPAIRS Kingshill Garage Limited North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU. Tel: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics (See Colour Ad On Page 21)

CARPENTRY Chatfield Carpentry Tel: 01732 871449 Mobile: 07985 273773 Contact: Steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices.

Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services Tel: 01634 242807 Mobile: 07838 156170 Contact: Neil Hudson hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk All aspects of carpentry, building and home maintenance including kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, flooring, windows, doors and more!

Over 20 years experience.

Fully Insured. Local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our facebook page for customer feedback.

Paul Anthony Interiors Mobile : 07719 117250 info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk Carpentry and joinery.

Laminate wood flooring.

Kitchen installation & worktops.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

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CHARITY CLUBS

RED Carpentry Tel: 01622 751447 Mobile: 07896 904056 Contact: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

Lions Club of Malling District Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm at The Farmhouse, 97-99 High Street West Malling, Kent ME19 6NA www.elitepubs.com/the_farmhouse/ Call 0845 8335735 and ask for Ted Inns for details.

CARPET CLEANING Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Tel: 01732 872199 Contact: Chrissie 07801 561696 John 07860 100295 info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

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Kings Hill Rotary Club khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/ Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes.

CHIMNEY SWEEP

M R Cleaning Mobile: 07894 032077 Contact: Mark Pre-spray, Stain removal, Pet hair, Fragrancing Scotch Guarding on request.

Excellent carpet cleaning at affordable prices.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

CARPET SHOP Rowling Carpets 787 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE Tel: 01732 521355 www.rowlingcarpets.uk NOW OPEN With a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods and artificial grass our showroom is now open.

Visit to see our range or call and arrange for us to visit.

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Drapers Chimney Sweeps All chimney & roof work undertaken.

Traditional brush & vacuum.

Domestic and commercial.

Clean and reliable service.

Tel: 0800 206 1253 Mobile: 07919 664 404 info@draperschimneysweeps.co.uk www.draperschimneysweeps.co.uk CHIMNEY SWEEP & INSTALLATIONS

Sweet Sweeps Mobiles: 07936 420364 07854 971234 lewissweet99@hotmail.co.uk www.sweetsweeps.co.uk Stove, Fireplace and Chimney Specialists.

Supply, installation, maintenance, chimney sweeping service, rebuilds and restorations.

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

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CLEANING

CHOCOLATE PARTIES

Workshops and parties for lots of fun and lots of chocolatey goodies to take home.

Just £17.50 per head Also, truffle making workshops, hen nights & birthdays at the Chocolate Umbrella

42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk

CLEANING Cinderella Dust Busters Ltd Office Line: 01732 887 091 Mobile: 07931 916 783 cinderelladustbustersuk@googlemail.com

www.cinderelladustbusters.co.uk Let us take over your house chores. Daily, weekly or fortnightly.

Insured, fully flexible and fully trained cleaners. *Cleaning, *Ironing, *Internal Windows, *After Party Cleans, *Private Waitressing, *Housekeeping, *Specialist Carpet cleaning, *Care of the Elderly *Requests welcome.

(See Colour Ad On Page 18) Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off & spring cleaning * New Housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* Call for a free estimate.

Maid 2 Shine Tel: 01732 852707 Mobile: 07976 867088 maid_2shine@btinternet.com www.maid-2-shine-cleaning.co.uk Tailored packages to comply with your needs.

Hours & days to suit you.

Free quotation service.

Fully insured & vetted staff.

You’ll be satisfied or your dirt back free!

Time For You Tel: 0800 458 1127 Mobile: 07863 347587 north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £10.95 per hour incl.

(See Colour Ad On Page 27)

COMPUTER SUPPORT AA Computer Services Mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

C COMPUTER SUPPORT Champ Computer Services Tel: 01732 843659 Mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk The local PC experts for: -PC health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -Virus & spyware removal/protection -Complete PC installation & upgrades -No fix - no fee!

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

CONSERVATORIES Howard Caine Conservatories Tel/Fax: 01732 321050 Mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

(See Colour Ad On Page 8)

COPY SHOP ALTONE Computers Ltd Tel: 01892 835089 Mobile: 07771 707035 Contact: Alan www.altone.co.uk Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

The Copy Shoppe 27 High Street, West Malling, ME19 6QH Tel: 01732 870483 design@thecopyshoppe.co.uk www.thecopyshoppe.co.uk Copy, Print, Design and Scan.

Personalised Christmas cards and calendars.

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

COUNSELLING APC Manpower Computer Services Tel: 01732 790099 Mobile: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk VIRUS Removal Specialists Broadband or WiFi issues SLOW or Freezing computer PC not starting, Low Memory LAPTOP Repair, EMAIL problems Apple / iPad Repairs, Printer setup, Computer Cleanup.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

Anne Twyford Counselling Kings Hill Mobile: 07551 277293 enquiries@annetwyfordcounselling.co.uk www.annetwyfordcounselling.co.uk Counselling and personal therapy for individuals.

Consulting room in Churchill Square, Kings Hill.

C-D COUNSELLING Hear To Listen Counselling Mobile: 07512 725236 Experienced fully qualified humanistic counsellor working with issues including: Sexual abuse, relationship difficulties, domestic violence, family issues. depression, bereavement, anger and low self-esteem.

Member of BACP

CRAFT EVENTS Crafty Divas Pop Up Shop.

Saturday 7 November and Saturday 5th December 11am to 3pm at Barming Parish Hall Tonbridge Road ME16 9EZ www.craftdivas.artweb.com (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

d DECORATORS Choice Painting & Decorating Tel: 01732 875507 Mobile: 07761 601896 Contact: Dean Woolterton City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

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DECORATORS

G J Services West Malling

Parrish Painting & Decorating

Mobile: 07764 684495 Tel: 01732 872125 Contact: Guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com

Mobile: 07967 190588 Contact: Mark

Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates

For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

Impact Decoration Tel: 01732 873726 Mobile: 07882 597433 Contact: Sam Gregory info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB Tel/Fax: 01732 873754 Mob: 07971 542609/07824 887677 m.roast@gmail.com

Kings Hill based, polite and tidy.

Internal and External decoration.

City and Guilds qualified.

Dulux Select Approved Decorator.

Fully insured.

Domestic and Commercial clients.

Virtually dust free sanding.

Paper hanging.

Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work welcome References on request.

John Green DĂŠcor Ltd Tel: 0800 783 1916 sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

JP's Decorating Mobile: 07956 874044 07944 126353 Contact: Phil jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest.

I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

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DOG GROOMERS Mobile Dog Groomer Mobile: 07899 267425 Contact: Lorna 32 years experience.

All breeds in the stress free environment of your own home.

Hand-stripping, nail clipping.

Competitive rates.

Call for more information or to make a booking.

Salon in East Malling and mobile grooming available.

From bath and trim to full groom.

Free advice and health check.

Qualified and fully insured.

Mobile: 07912 694479 Contact: Emma emma@raynersgroomers.com www.raynersgroomers.com

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D DRAINAGE & PLUMBING Ferdurco Solutions Limited

Dog Walking Service Kings Hill Mobile: 07801 045392 Contact: Simon onemanwithsomedogs@gmail.com All breeds, long walks, short walks, regular bookings or one off walks.

All catered for.

Fully insured.

Tel: 01732 252 112 enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

(See Colour Ad On Page 20)

DOUBLE GLAZING Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

(See Colour Ad On Back Page)

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS DG Solutions (Kent) Limited Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved Tel: 01732 842691 Mobile: 07870 213098 contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

SOS Window Works The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ Tel: 01622 206690 Mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

(See Colour Ad On Page 27)

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR Glen’s Driving School Tel: 01732 841966 Mobile: 07525 209294 glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

DRY CLEANING Kings Hill Dry Cleaners Shop 4, Liberty Square, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4AU Tel: 01732 522233 info@kingshilldrycleaners.co.uk www.kingshilldrycleaners.co.uk All your dry cleaning needs.

Laundry.

Repairs and alterations.

Curtain and rug cleaning.

Blue Crown Membership Same day service.

(See Colour Ad On Page 10)

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E ELECTRICIANS Andy Payne Electrical Tel: 01732 843661 Mobile: 07830 456928 ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P Domestic Electrician.

Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

2391 Inspection and Testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections.

Free quotes.

ASD Electrical Services Tel: 01634 624555 Mobile: 07885 605424 asdelectricalservices@gmail.com www.asdelectricalservices.co.uk No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee (See Colour Ad On Page 16)

ELECTRICIANS Cobalt Contracts Ltd Tel: 01732 843438 Mobile: 07706 130061 Contact: Bob Battledore bob.battledore@cobaltcontracts.co.uk E lectricia n 17th E dition, P a rt P Reg istered NA P IT, F ully insured 3 Rewires – full & partial 3 Additional sockets/lighting 3 Testing & Inspection 3 Electric cookers/showers 3 Underfloor heating/fuse boards Ca ll now for a free quote Domestic and Residential Electrical Services Tel: 01622 870147 Mobile: 07515 159821 Email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches.

Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. No hidden extras.

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EXTRA INCOME

JW Electrical & Home Services Tel: 01732 490372 Mobile: 07955120642 Contact: John john.wyer@yahoo.com Part P qualified 17th edition electrician.

Inspection & testing.

Plus general home services.

No job too small.

Free quotes, no call out fee & fully insured.

L.T Security & Electrical Services Braeburn Way, Kings Hill,West Malling Contact: Lee Terry Tel: 01732 522 788 Mob: 07971 552 663 Email: leeterry4@googlemail.com Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties (12 years locally) All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free Estimates.

No job too small. Experienced in working

for the elderly.

ELECTRICIANS

Christmas is coming!

Would you like to earn some extra money to pay for it?

Home based business opportunity available Full training and support Interested?

Contact Katie Webb 07861 301160 Changinglivesflp@gmail.com

f FENCING

Tel: 01732 844634 Mobile: 07957 209073 Contact: Mark Steward www.allseasonsltd.org.uk All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded.

Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas.

No job too small.

No VAT charged.

Free quotations.

ESTATE AGENTS

Tel: 01732 321331 sales@housetohomeonline.co.uk www.housetohomeonline.co.uk Sell your home for 0.5%* Free Valuation. *+vat (See Colour Ad On Page 3)

FENCING

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

Tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas. Family run business. Free quotes. Over 18 yrs exp.

Visit our new website.

Tate Fencing Tel: 01732 852596 sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk Suppliers of fencing materials.

Visit our new Tonbridge depot.

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

All Seasons Garden Fencing

House to Home Online

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MW Fencing Tel: 01732 844671 Mobile: 07973 843198 Contact: Mark Wooler All types of fencing supplied & fitted.

Chain link, Pallisade Mesh, Panels, Post & rail Close boarded.

Gates.

Also tree felling, chipping, stump grinding and hedge cutting.

Member of Trust A Trader.

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget to mention the local Oracle

Tonbridge Fencing Tel: 01732 852596 info@tonbridgefencing.co.uk www.tonbridgefencing.co.uk For Steel Fabrication Services.

Gates, Railings, Construction Beams, Staircases, Handrails, Bollards and much more.

Commercial and domestic enquiries welcome.

Established 60 years.

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WEST MALLING CHRISTMAS FESTIVAL SUNDAY 29 NOVEMBER MIDDAY TO 5.30PM STALLS, FOOD AND ENTERTAINMENT & FATHER CHRISTMAS FOR ALL THE FAMILY.

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FLOORING

K2 Flooring 14-16 High St,West Malling, ME19 6QR Tel: 0800 032 8967 info@k2flooring.co.uk www.k2flooring.co.uk Celebrating over 50 years trading.

1961-2011 Free estimates on all your flooring needs. Specialising in carpets, wood, laminate, Karndean,Amtico, vinyl blinds and underfloor heating.

Check out our price promise!

Head Office at Swanley 0800 032 8966

FOOTCARE Robert Hodges MCFHP MAFHP Foot Care - Home visits Tel: 01732 886260 Mobile: 07975 631824 robertkhodges@yahoo.co.uk - Nail cutting and filing - Corns and calluses - Fungal nail infections - Verrucae - Discounted rates for couples - Experienced local service Member of the British Association of Foot Health Professionals

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g GARAGE DOORS Garage Door Associates Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland Tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS Sandy Pech MCFHP MAFHP Mobile: 07969 357634 s.pech181@btinternet.com Foot Health Practitioner Visiting practice including week-ends One price ÂŁ25.00 Corns, callous, verrucas, ingrowing toe nails, hard skin removal etc.

West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP Tel: 01732 848460 Contact: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS westmallingpods@gmail.com HPC Registered Podiatrist Corn & Callous Removal Biomechanics & Orthotics Verrucae Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and home visits also available.

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A D Landscapes Ltd Ightham Tel: 01732 763114 Mobile: 07790 036871 Contact: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

Coe's Landscapes Tel: 07944 442442 Contact: Tim Coe www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget to mention the local Oracle

Yew Tree Landscapes Larkfield Tel: 01732 848179 Mobile: 07850 175077 Contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

All major credit/debit cards taken.

GARDEN MAINTENANCE Garden Maintenance Freephone: 0800 511 8081 Contact: Mark All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

Woodgate Garden Maintenance Tel: 01634 242972 Mobile: 07547 478918 Contact: Paul Micallef Complete Garden Maintenance Lawn mowing, hedge cutting, turfing.

Trees pruned, topped or shaped, pressure washing One off or regular maintenance Fully Insured and CRB Checked Call for a FREE quote

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G GARDEN SERVICES Down To Earth Garden Services Tel: 01732 841904 Mobile: 07801 440994 Contact: Peter Roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance Grass cutting and hedge cutting Lawn treatment Garden clearance

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GARDEN SERVICES

07919 183947 Mark Cheeseman mjlgardenpro@outlook.com

Find us on Facebook MJLGardenPro

- Garden & Grounds Maintenance - Clearance, Tree Surgery, Fencing - Landscaping - No job too small - Home & landlord properties - Business premsies - Public houses and hotels - Friendly, professional family business.

- Free estimates.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

Kings Hill Garden Services Based on Kings Hill Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 Contact: Chris Coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating Tel: 01622 725558 Mobile: 07968 424228 ben@bpterry.co.uk

A complete garden service from mowing to clearance Hedge work and Tree Surgery Fencing - New or repaired NPTC qualified Fully Insured CRB checked Licensed Waste Carrier Call for a free quotation

Experienced Qualified Plumbing and Heating Engineer offers; Free Quotations for all your heating and plumbing requirements, No job too small, All calls handled promptly and efficiently.

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General Garden Maintenance

Tel: 0800 311 8140 office@cannon-services.co.uk

G-H GAS & HEATING SERVICES Wicks Gas Tel: 01732 883544 Mobile: 07748 780811 Contact: Gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED.

GIFTS/MENSWEAR Tied Together www.tiedtogether.co.uk Is your fella tied together?

Matching ties, socks and squares.

Free delivery.

Free presentation box.

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

Cannon Services (UK) Ltd Mobile: 07801 045392 Contact: Simon amanwithamower@gmail.com Lawn mowing, general garden maintenance, garden clear ups.

All type of garden maintenance undertaken.

Fully insured.

10 Years warranty incl. parts & labour* (On selected models) 1 years free boiler breakdown cover. ÂŁ400 off your boiler installation. ** (For a limited time only)

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HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE Chelsea Gas and Waterworks LMS Garden Services Tel: 07513 578139 Contact: Chris Lawn mowing.

Weekly and fortnightly.

Grass cutting and garden maintenance.

Call for a free quote

Tel: 01732 321754 Mobile: 07973 138489 Contact: Simon Williams chelseagaswks@aol.com Gas Safe Registered: 36297 Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken.

Friendly, reliable service.

Landlordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gas Safety Certificates

Elise - Freelance mobile stylist Mobile: 07530 203451 Contact: Lisa A London experience in the comfort of your home.

Specialising in precision haircuts and fashion colour.

Bridal hair and make-up.

Over 20yrs exp originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Also available evenings & weekends.

Call for a free no obligation consultation.

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Assembly Man Home Tel: 0173 249 0071 Mobile: 0780 694 9999 Contact: David Hughes assemblyman.dave@gmail.com Flat Pack assembly, Outdoor furniture assembly, Home playground assembly, Fence & Shed painting, Patio & Drive power washing, Picture/Mirror hanging, Shelving, Water features, Small to medium odd jobs. Free No Obligation Quote Senior Discount Public Liability Insurance Held.

Derek’s Home Maintenance Ltd

Tel: 01634 244061 Mobile: 07941 172176 derekdhmltd@blueyonder.co.uk You buy and I fit kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, taps, guttering, general household repairs, radiators.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance Mobile: 07726 525633 Contact: Bob insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly - Pressure Washing Patio & Drive Cleaning. Gardening Guttering. No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Estate Agent approved.

Steve’s Home & Garden Services Tel: 01732 846420 Mobile: 07758 311576 Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

Audley Care Tel: 01622 633101 www.audleycare.co.uk For care that’s wrapped around you.

Remember you don’t have to change your routine just to make things easier for us. It’s the other way around.

(See Colour Ad On Page 4)

WILL & ROSE

Supporting Independent Living Services include dementia care.

Companionship.

Attending GP, hospital appointments and prescription collection.

Sitting service to relieve carers and much more.

Please call us on Tel: 01732 845852 07745 863411 willandrosehk@gmail.com

I-K IRONING SERVICES Bespoke Ironing Tel: 01732 874 521 Mobile: 07803 788325 Contact: Claire Dolke claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

25 items for £20 Free collection and delivery (See Colour Ad On Page 18) Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX Tel: 01732 872159 Mobile: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

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Andrew Smith Jewellers 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA Tel: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat (See Colour Ad on Page 12)

INTERIORS Hub Interiors

KITCHENS

Mobile: 07930 537827 - Steven 07831 366122 - Simon simon@in-space.co.uk www.in-space.co.uk

Danmar Kitchens 51 High Sreet, West Malling Kent, ME19 6QH Tel: 01732 848333 info@danmarkitchens.co.uk www.danmarkitchens.co.uk

Kitchens, bedrooms, office/study space, media rooms.

All your living areas.

Kitchens Bathrooms Studies Come and visit our showroom.

(See Colour Ad On Page 20)

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LETTING AGENT

DL Kitchens Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141/07841 658821 Contact: Dave or Matthew davelovelock@talktalk.net

Roland Legg Property Consultants Mobile: 07903 922178 Contact: Dee dee@rlegg.com

Kitchens supplied & fitted or fit only.

All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics.

All work insured and guaranteed.

Contact this local family business for more info.

With over 100 Rental Properties and great success in selling property, we offer professionalism, a personal service, experience and complete honesty.

Call now for a free valuation.

LADIES’ FASHION

LOCKSMITH

House of Marriott Stylish Handbags & Ladies’ Fashion Accessories

Browse & Order at www.houseofmarriott.uk Promo code: Oracle

LAWNMOWER REPAIRS

A.Maidstone Locksmiths 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS Tel: 01622 410057 Mobile: 07837 751611 Contact: John john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES

Mr Mower

LOFT LADDERS

Mobile: 0759 671 9295 Contact: Rob

Tel: 01732 840744 Mobile: 07751 256725 FREE ESTIMATES

All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

10% off Winter servicing.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

LEGAL ADVICE

DILIGENT LAW

Tel: 01732 31 6000 info@diligentlaw.co.uk Wills & Power Of Attorney Legal Advice - Probate, Deputyship - Disability Welfare - Negligence, Litigation - Employment Issues - Debt Recovery (See Colour Ad On Page 19)

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Loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch. Also loft flooring.

Qualified City and Guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind.

All work guaranteed. 20 year exp.

LOGS & FIREWOOD

LOGS & FIREWOOD

Seasoned logs, Firewood and kindling delivered to your door

Roger 07831 499952 01732 521693

r.gluck@sky.com

Mobile log splitting service Fallen trees cleared.

Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

m-p MEDIUMSHIP EVENING

MAIDSTONE SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT CENTRE E: msdc@org.uk W: www.msdc.org.uk

Saturday 12 December An evening of mediumship with international medium and teacher BILLY COOK 8-10pm - £7/9 Madginford Hall, Egremont Rd, Maidstone, ME15 8LH Events are ticket only: 01622 746249 msdc@msdc.org.uk www.msdc.org.uk

OPTICIANS

2 Liberty Square, Kings Hill West Malling, Kent ME19 4AU Tel: 01732 875544 enquiries@kingshillopticians.co.uk www.kingshillopticians.co.uk Hospital quality eye test.

Advanced retinal scanning only £40.

Open late evenings until 8pm.

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OPTICIANS 18-20 Swan Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6LP 01732 848384 www.swanopticians.co.uk Independant Local Opticians Varilux Specialist: Demonstrations Available Corporate eyecare vouchers accepted Contact us to book your next eye examination.

Terms and conditions apply.

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James Bolton Mobile: 07507 793441 fit4lifekingshill@gmail.com www.fit4lifekingshill.weebly.com 32 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6QR 01732 841403 www.westmallingopticians.co.uk Frames from Budget to Bespoke.

OVEN CLEANERS

Former British Army fitness instructor and running champion.

- Body conditioning and toning - Core strength training/endurance - 1-2-1 and small group - Kings Hill and local area.

I come to you!

Charlie Skelly Tel: 07590 262809 All aspects of plastering & rendering Friendly & professional Internal & external skimming High quality finish Free estimates

PET SERVICES Your Furry Friend's Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter

Oven Angels Tel: 01892 514552 Mobile: 07901 857608 www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products.

Now in their 17th year.

Prices from £45. Fully insured.

As written in the Evening Standard & Daily Telegraph.

Tel: 01732 842807 Mobile: 07709 025684 Contact: Lisa LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk facebook.com/YourFurryFriendsFriend A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens.

Available 7 days a week.

Fully insured and police checked

Wall 2 Wall Plastering Tel: 01634 313326 Mobile: 07843 881657 Contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

PHOTOGRAPHY EXPERT

Oven Wizards Tel: 01622 616168 Mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients.

Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

the white studios 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6LP Tel: 01732 848445 hello@thewhitestudios.co.uk www.thewhitestudios.co.uk • Contemporary photography • Image copy service • Photo restoration • Canvases & acrylic panels • ID pictures (incl. babies & visa) • Fine art printing • Photoshoots in own studio

PLUMBERS DL Plumbing Addington Tel: 01732 844746 Mobile: 07792 670141 All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

Including tiling and flooring.

DISTRIBUTORS WANTED OFFHAM, ADDINGTON, TROSLEY, EAST PECKHAM, SEVENOAKS CALL 01732 525805/6 Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

P PLUMBERS Hylton Plumbing Services West Malling Tel: 01732 843086 Mobile: 07970 528822 Contact: Hylton Visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 20) John Ascot Plumbing Tel: 01732 590827 Mobile: 07515 884653 www.johnascotplumbing.co.uk All aspects of plumbing and drainage.

Boiler installations and repairs.

Gas and heating Established in Kent for over 20 years Reliable and trustworthy.

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P PLUMBERS Tony Nelson Plumbing Tel: 01732 220443 Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

24 hours - 1 hour response.

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POST OFFICE West Malling Post Office 30 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent. ME19 6JZ

R RECRUITMENT Audley Care Tel: 0371 226 3775 recruitment@audleycare.co.uk www.audleycare.co.uk We are now recruiting homecarers in your area to deliver high quality care and domestic support to our customers living in their own homes.

Please call if you are interested in joining our friendly Audley Care Team.

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REMOVALS & STORAGE Goodfellows Removals & Storage Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL

Tel: 01732 843204 Greeting cards, Christmas cards, Christmas decor, Calendars, Diaries, Gift wrap, Gifts, Knitting Wool, Stationery, Books, Toys, Party supplies, Balloons and much more.

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Tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708 Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

PRINTER K McCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services Tel: 01732 847363 Mobile: 07851 774726 Gas Safe Registered Engineer & qualified plumber

01622 758 497 or 01732 871503 Mobile: 07796 265801 www.gpremovals.co.uk UK/European moves.

Large and light removals.

Packing service available.

All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates No call out charge No Vat

JM Removals www.servecom.co.uk info@servecom.co.uk tel: 01732 446 744 mob: 07854 766 446 567125 Plumbing, Heating, Drainage, Bathrooms - 24/7 Service Free Quotation, No Call Out Charge Vaillant and Ideal boilers accredited installer (up to 10 yrs parts & labour guarantee) C I P H E and CHECKATRADE and GAS SAFE REGISTERED Competitive s & quick response.

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Tel: 01622 205738 Mobile: 07932 715072 Contact: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service

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SKIP HIRE

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH Tel: 01732 843247 enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, small weddings, private function room.

Haffenden Skip Hire East Malling Tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 Mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

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ROOFING

01622 734367 07729 727188

All aspects of roofing and property maintenance work undertaken, from general repair and household DIY work, to complete re-roofs and rebuilds.

We offer affordable prices.

References available on request.

William Kent & Sons Roofing Tel: 01732 824059 Mobile: 07778 586865 Contact: Bill

SOLICITORS Berry & Lamberts Solicitors Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU Tel: 01732 897925 Fax: 01732 897935 kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk For professional, honest and friendly advice.

SURVEYOR

TLC Scrap Metal Tel: 07804 057096 Contact: Tom Calvert Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

Kingshill Cars Tel: 01732 871234 01622 791400 www.kingshillcars.com Open 24 hours throughout Kings Hill to West Malling from £5 Smart reliable drivers always needed No extra charge after midnight Don’t drink and drive!

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TREE SURGERY Acacia Tree and Garden Care Tel: 01732 845104 Mobile: 07812 344740 (24 hrs) Contact: Chris Coombs acacia.trees@btinternet.com www.acaciatreecare.co.uk NPTC Qualified tree surgeons Fully insured.

Free written quotations All tree work undertaken-big or small. All landscaping undertaken.

Gardening, mowing, fencing, hedges and garden clear ups.

Local resident - on call 24 hours

All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

TAXI & EXECUTIVE CARS

CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA SWEET SHOP

All your favourite sweets, party bags & Kebabs made to order with free message tag.

Candy Cakes any size/colour Delicious Luxury English Truffles Macaroons, Nougat & specialities Ice Creams, Sorbets & Slush Drinks 42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk Don’t forget to mention the local Oracle

TREE SURGERY

J. Lawrenson Tree and Fencing Specialist since 1976 Pruning, hedge cutting, felling, topping, surgery, stump & garden clearance, fruit tree pruning.

All types of fencing and gates.

Waste and cuttings removed.

Fully insured and council approved.

Call 07759 137817 01732 849295 j.lawrenson@hotmail.com

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Malling Gardens & Trees Tel: 01732 847234 (evenings) Mobile: 07828 190066 Contact: Warren Pestell wpestell@gmail.com

Volunteer to help in an RSPCA charity shop.

Tree Surgery Garden Maintenance Seasoned Logs and Woodchip supplied

If you can commit for a min of 4 hours a week we have vacancies in our Ashford, Dartford, Faversham, Gravesend, Sittingbourne charity shops.

Fully Qualified & Insured

For more info and to register go to: www.rspca.org.uk/charityshop

WEBSITE DESIGN

W WINDOWS Trade Glaze Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD Tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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WINDOW CLEANERS

Qualitree Services Ltd Tel: 01622 208426 Contact: Gary or Caroline Everest hello@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk Tree Surgery, Felling & Removal Hedge Cutting & Trimming Qualified, Experienced & Reliable Fully Insured & Value for Money Call Today For Your Free Quotation

UPHOLSTERY

Interior Decor Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ

Webexpand Tel: 01732 84 24 54 www.webexpand.co.uk Web design Online shops E-Commerce Google promotion Expand your business on the web with webexpand.

Abbi Window Cleaning Tel: 0800 055 6082 We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

WEIGHT LOSS All Clean Windows Tel/Fax: 01622 745179 Contact: Jean Tandy gean.tandy@virgin.net

Tel: 01732 871042 interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk www.interiordecorkent.co.uk

Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

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USEFUL LOCAL PHONE NUMBERS ALZHEIMER'S SOCIETY West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 Helpline 01892 722511 AGE CONCERN Day Centre - Rotary House, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 848008 AGE CONCERN Info./Advice/Insurance, 3 Colonnade, West St, West Malling 01732 873977 COUNCIL Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 844522 DOCTORS Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling 01732 870212 Chaucer Way, Larkfield 01732 841213 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury 01622 814466 Snodland Medical Centre 01634 240296 HOSPITAL Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone 0845 1551000 Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch 08453 970543 LIBRARY 22-24 High Street, West Malling 01732 842504 Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops.

01732 352754 http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/mobile_libraries.aspx Snodland Library 01634 243776 LOCAL HALLS Addington Village Hall 01732 843180 East Malling Village Hall 01732 844546 East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828 Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Nikki Clarke, khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 Leybourne Village Hall 01732 873722 Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Pauline Bell paulinebell@yahoo.co.uk 01622 813588 Offham Village Hall Contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232 Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking Secretary Derrick Groom DGroom5143@aol.com 01732 842557 Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432 Snodland Community Centre Contact: Dilys Crook info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 01634 240783 Wateringbury Village Hall 075 3532 0552 West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner 01732 844824 PHARMACIES Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling 01732 843389 Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield 01732 843203 POLICE Tonbridge Neighbourhood Policing Team Tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 Kent Police 101 TMBC Community Warden Supervisor Martin Smith 07969 584173 RSPCA RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW 0300 1230751 SAMARITANS - 48 Grecian Street, Maidstone, ME14 2TS 01622 674444 SCHOOLS Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667 The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill 01732 847000 Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416 Leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne 01732 842008 Kings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 840180 Kings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling 01732 842739 Mereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth 01622 812569 Mereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456 More Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling 01732 843047 Offham Primary School, Church Road, Offham 01732 842355 Ryarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600 St James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling 01732 841912 St Katherine’s School, St Katherine’s Lane, Snodland, Kent ME6 5EJ (www.stkatherineskent.co.uk) 01634 240061 The Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling 01732 840995 Trottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061 TRAINS National Rail Enquiries 08457 48 49 50

EVENTS PAGE Mondays 10-11am Music mayhem children's music for 0-5yrs at Snodland Comm. Centre. 07815 775504 Mondays 10.15am Zumba Gold at KHCH. Call Claire 07970 482421 for details Mondays 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605 Mondays 10-11.15am Yoga (Mixed level) at Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451 Mondays 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy/beginners class.

Mondays (Term time) 1.30pm Expressions Dance at Larkfield & EM Methodist Church ME20 6PN Syliva 01634 245767 Mondays 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced. 01732 870715.

Mondays 6.30pm (50 mins) and 8.30pm (30 mins) Insanity at KH School. Call Claire 07970 482421 Mondays 7.30pm Zumba at Kings Hill School – Claire 07970 482421 for details.

Mondays 8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 (Not 6 or 13/4) Tuesdays Musical Bumps Over 2’s 9.15am, Under 2’s 10.15am at KHCH Tuesdays 10.45am Buddha Baby & 11.15am Buddha Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01632 611768 Tuesdays 1.15-2.45pm Improver/ Intermediate Linedancing at Nettlestead Village Hall. 01732 872624 Tuesdays 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall. All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 Tuesdays 7.30-9.30pm The Snodland Women's Club at the Snodland Community Centre, Paddlesworth Road, ME6 5DP First week free. Contact Amanda Clark on 07983 159989 for more details.

Tuesdays 7.30-8.30pm Pilates at Kings Hill School with Claire 07970 482421 Wednesdays Musical Bumps 2+ group 9.15am, 1+ group 10am, 0-12m group11am, 3+ group 2pm Wednesdays 9.15-10.15am Pilates at Addington Village Hall with Claire 07970 482421 Wednesdays 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling. For more information please call 07768 447657 Wednesdays 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy and numeracy classes. Please call 07768 447657 Wednesdays 11am-12pm Tai Chi & Qigong, Conf Hall, Seekers Trust, Addington. Call Suzanne 01732 605732 Wednesdays 5.30pm & 7.30pm Slimming World, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - Lindsey 07914 842597 Wednesdays 6.15pm Insanity 50 mins class. Call Claire 07970 482421 Wednesdays 6.30-7.45pm Vinyasa Flow yoga in Borough Green. Julie on 07989 185425 Wednesdays 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Call Steve Wileman on 01732 841823 for info.

Wednesdays 8-10pm The Larkfield Women's Club at Church Farm VH. Contact Sarah on 07786 364063 Thursdays 9.30-10.15am Mini mayhem music for 0-1yrs East Malling Inst. Hall. 07815 775504 Thursday 10.15am Buddha Babies & 11am Buddha Tots Yoga - Buddha Buddies 01632 611768 Thursday 10.30-11.30am Music Mayhem children’s music 0-5yrs East Malling Inst. Hall 07815 775504.

Thursdays (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

Thursdays 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Dance Studio, Malling School 01622 715576 Thursdays 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576 Thursdays 8.30pm Morris Dancing. St. Georges Hall, Wrotham, TN15 7AB. New male dancers welcome.

Fridays 10.30am Buddha Babies @ Holborough Lakes Village Hall. Buddha Buddies 01632 611768 Fridays 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

Saturdays 8am Insanity 50 mins class. Call Claire 07970 482421 Saturdays (2nd Sat) 10am - 2pm Offham Farmers Market at Spadework, Teston Road, Offham. 01732 870002.

Saturday (2nd Sat) 10-11.30am Free Fit Club at Barham Court, Teston, Maidstone. Call Leo: 07983 506928 Saturdays 8.45-9.45am YOGA (Beginners) Offham Village Hall Bridget 07963 235451 Saturdays 10-11.15 am YOGA (Mixed Level) Offham Village Hall Bridget 07963 235451 Sundays 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at Discovery School, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

Tuesday 3 Nov 7.30pm Blush Boutique Cocktail Night at the Fancy Goat, West Malling. Autumn/Winter range.

Saturday 7 Nov 11-3pm Crafty Divas Pop Up Shop in Barming. (See Colour Ad On Page 19) Saturday 14 Nov 11-3pm Grand Christmas Craft Bazaar at the Church of St. John the Baptist, Tonbridge Road, Wateringbury ME18 5PA. From beads to bags and plants to Pashminas–over 20 stalls. Free Entry Friday 20 Nov 3-6pm Winter Fayre at West Malling CofE Primary School, The Old Cricket Ground.

Sunday 22 Nov 3-5pm Dance and Workship at 7pm. Larkfield & EM Methodist Church, New Hythe Lane, Larkfield, ME20 6PN. £5 + £2 for non members. Contact Sylvia Ratcliff on 01634 245767.

Friday 27 Nov 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy at The Wheatsheaf, West Malling. Starring Dominic Holland + much more. Tickets available at £12 from richard@outofboundscomedy.co.uk or 07976 637804.

Saturday 28 Nov 11am - 2pm Mereworth Church Christmas Fair Sunday 29 Nov 12-5.30pm West Malling Christmas Festival (see central pullout) Thur 3-5 Dec 7.30pm each evening and Saturday matinee at 3pm. Sleeping Beauty pantomime by The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street, ME19 6DD. Adults £8 Children £5 Special offer on Thursday-buy one get one free (cheapest free). To book, call 07471 662600 Saturday 5 Dec 11-3pm Crafty Divas Pop Up Shop in Barming. (See Colour Ad On Page 19) Saturday 5 Dec 7.30pm Kent Chamber Choir presents Music for Advent and Christmas at the Church of St. John the Baptist, Tonbridge Road, Wateringbury ME18 5PA. Tickets at £10 (£5 children/students) available from Ros Diment 01622 813032, Rebecca Moate 07715 399320 and Wateringbury PO. Monday 7 Dec 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy, The Moody Mare, Seven Mile Lane, Mereworth. 07976 637804.

Please re-submit your events for the December ediiton by 20th November, info@thelocaloracle.co.uk