SEPTEMBER 2012 - KINGS HILL/WEST MALLING LOCAL ORACLE

Oracle the local

Month 104: September 2012

Distribution 15,500 homes & businesses

Your monthlY guIde to locAl ServIceS In And Around

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Dear Readers Don’t forget the Kings Hill Rotary Club Beer Festival on the 15th September at the Spitfire in Kings Hill, 20 different Ales will be available along with live music to make it a fun and relaxing afternoon out. At the same time the Malling District Lions will be holding an Antiques Valuation afternoon at the Kings Hill Community Hall so you can make a real afternoon of it in Kings Hill and help raise some money too.

We can’t believe people are already starting to plan their Christmas lunches! We have two restaurants who are ready to take your bookings!

Thank you to all our followers on Facebook - please continue to ‘like’ us (and we will ‘like’ you back) and receive updates on what we are doing. It’s always good to keep in touch. www.facebook.com/thelocalOracle Remember, you can see an up to date copy of the local Oracle on line. www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Anna & Jane

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CUT OFF DATES FOR ADVERTISING OR FREE EVENTS LISTINGS FOR THE OCTOBER EDITIONS ARE: Kings Hill/West Malling Allington/Barming/Ditton Paddock Wood/Tonbridge

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inDex tHe lOcal news Kings Hill map inDex Accountants Aerials Appliance repair Architect/design Artist Audio visual Bathroom Installations Beauty* Beauty & complementary * Blinds & Awnings Blinds Building refurbishment Building Services Business networking Business opportunties car Body repairs car registration numbers car Sales car servicing & Repairs* car valeting carpentry carpet cleaning* carpet Fitter childcare chiropody & Podiatry chocolate Parties christian Worship cleaning* community care computer support* conservatories

counselling curtain Specialists cycle Servicing & repairs Dating/events* decorators disco - mobile double glazing double glazing repairs driving Instructor education* electricians* Facias, Soffit & guttering Fencing fish & chips* Flooring Florist Fund raising/Support garage doors garden design garden landscapers garden maintenance garden Services gas & heating Services hairdressing & Beauty hairstylist - mobile handyman home Improvements Ironing Services Kitchens Knitting teacher leaflet distribution letting agents* locksmith loft ladders & hatches

oddjobs opticians Osteopath* oven cleaners Pest control Pet Services Piano teacher Plasterers Plumbers Printers Property maintenance removals Restaurants* roofing Saving money Scrap metal clearance Skip hire Soul music Sports massage Sweet Shop taxi Service telephone/Broadband telephone engineer* tiling tree Surgery upholstery veterinary Surgeons Windows Window cleaners UsefUl nUmBeRs events cOlOUR aDveRts * new advertisers

All adverts are placed in good faith and the local Oracle takes no responsibility for any issues arising from the use of suppliers who have advertised.

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the aerial man tel: 01732 883542 01622 871614 mobile: 07840 316376 Satellite tv in all rooms. new digital aerials.

Free to view channels. no subscription fees. Itv2, c5 etc.

Insurance (Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens. no call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed. (see colour ad On page 32)

peter David associates ltd Building consultants & contractors local Authority Building control Partner contact: Peter misy tel: 01634 243024 mobile: 07801 238921 petermisy@blueyonder.co.uk www.peterdavidassociates.co.uk Planning & Building regulation drawings in Autocad. Full building Service if required. home extensions and Alterations. conversion & refurbishments. commercial & residential. residential new Build Building Specs. monitoring Services.

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appliance care and Repair mobile: 07545 044276 contact: graham 4appliancecare@gmail.com Prompt and friendly service.

Self assessment, Bookkeeping, vAt, Payroll, cIS, Business start ups tax returns

repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

taxassist accountants 714 london road, larkfield me20 6Bl

Jeff smith Domestic appliance Repairs St Bernards dean lane harvel nr meopham Kent

tel: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 contact: gary richards garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk www.taxassist.co.uk/larkfield Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service with meetings at your home or premises. (see colour ad On page 39)

AerIAlS southern satellite & aerial tel: 01892 833007 www.southernsatellite.co.uk Installed by your local experts.

Free call out and quotation.

Senior citizen discount. minimum of 12 month warranty.

Freeview, Freesat & Sky installed. (see colour ad On page 38)

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tel/Fax: 01474 816661 jeffsmithdomestics@hotmail.co.uk Installation and repairs to washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers, electric ovens, hobs, fridges and freezers.

ArchItecturAl deSIgn creative architectural Design ltd tel: 01732 824354 contact: graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & conservatories. extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf. listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

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christopher marshall luddesdowne nr meopham tel/Fax: 01474 813434 contact: christopher marshall

info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

AudIo vISuAl av custom installs mobile: 07973 400480 contact: Stephen Smith stephen@avcustominstalls.co.uk www.avcustominstalls.co.uk Audio and visual advice Sales and installations specialist multi-room, home theatre, system calibration and remote controls.

16 years experience. Fully insured Quote oracle for free consultation. (see colour ad On page 34)

AudIo vISuAl visualix tel: 01892 834429 Fax: 01892 832552 info@visualix.co.uk www.visualix.co.uk the art of home entertainment. home cinema, Automation, multi-room Audio, home Security, 3d design and much more. (see colour ad On page 39)

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Free Survey and Quote. (see colour ad On page 32)

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gemini Beauty larkfield tel: 01732 842279 mobile: 07749 589414 angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience. (see colour ad On page 29)

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the Retreat Beauty & Bodycare maidstone t: 01622 664866 http://www.theretreat.uk.com maidstone's most exclusive beauty salon & spa. experts in specialist & therapeutic facials, plus luxury body treatments, massage, waxing, gel nails, reflexology & much more. gift vouchers available, plus our brand new Spa day experiences.

BLINDS & AWNINGS Basically Bathrooms tel: 01732 321008 mobile: 07967 741445 contact: tony mcKimm complete bathroom installations: tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public liability Insured

BEAUTY chantelle make Up artist mobile: 07949 701683 www.charnie-makeupartist.co.uk Bridal make up make up lessons hd eyebrows eyelash extensions mobile, willing to travel.

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interior Decor Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent, ME19 5LJ Tel: 01732 871042 All types of blinds and curtains supplied and fitted up to 50% discount on selected lines.

Free home measuring (shop at home service). Free fitting on window blinds.

Roller-Vertical - Wood Venetian Roman - Pleated - Blackout - Velux Exterior awnings, manual and electric.

BlIndS penumbra Blinds & solar control ltd unit 2 Albans Farm romford road Pembury Kent tn2 4BB tel: 01892 825522 mobile: 07767 326211 contact: Stuart munday stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films. (see colour ad On page 38) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

tel: 01732 842258 mobile: 07748 102320 All general building work including Painting and decorating, Joinery and tiling. local references available Free estimates Advice on affordable solutions.

BuIldIng ServIceS aapm construction mobile: 07884 436279 Fax: 01634 247682 contact: Paul info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

As seen on Itv’s 60 minute makeover! artbuild ltd tel/Fax: 01622 817225 mobile: 07981 340893 jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of master builders. extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating.

An established family company. (see colour ad On page 33)

artisan Developments ltd “the extension Specialists” tel: 01622 729424 Fax: 01622 725207 artisandevs@aol.com www.artisandevelopments.com the clean and efficient house extension specialists with experience and references in your local area. (see colour ad On page 33)

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g.a.p.p.s. graham apps personal property service. tel: 01732 874062 mobile: 07733 054629 contact: graham Apps graham@gapps.wanadoo.co.uk All Building Projects & renovations undertaken. no job too small.

Free estimations. local references available.

Friendly reliable services.

LOCAL SOLUTION Structural alterations/extensions.

Plastering, decorating and tiling.

Interior/exterior maintenance. electrical and plumbing works. complete refurbishment.

Project management.

A complete local solution. excellent references available.

Please call for sound, free advise.

01732 301019 07900 647753 Luke Jeffrey localsolution@hotmail.co.uk paul tann ltd tel: 01732 842863 mobile: 07956 313287 07834 810453 contact: Paul paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed. established over 20 years.

R Blackman general maintenance tel: 01892 838668 mobile: 07887 948430 contact: richard Blackman rblackman1@btinternet.com www.rb-gm.co.uk roofing, guttering, Pvc fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

Bni - west malling tel: 01732 844246 mobile: 07939 248983 contact: Anna marshall come and visit your local BnI chapter on a thursday morning and find out how you can get more business. contact Anna for more info. west malling chamber of commerce tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk the chamber is currently looking at how businesses can help each other in West malling and would welcome your input. the next meeting is tuesday 25th September.

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Body repairs, bumper scuffs and scratches.

All vehicle cosmetic repairs are carried out on site at your work or home, resulting in signifcant savings of up to 50% when compared to traditional body shop methods. call now for your free quotation.

car Remarket 778 london road, larkfield, Kent tel: Freephone 0800 856 0430 All aspects of body repairs and paint work from minor scrapes to major accident repairs.

Fibreglass and plastic repairs. mot welding.

Insurance work. call or pop in.

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Utility warehouse Discount club authorised Distributor networking marketing Business tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk major British Plc is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided. call for more information.

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mobile: 07909 975 806 contact: Ian limited number of private plates for sale. c1 tys 65 aaB s44 Bvs c4 scv offers invited! call for more details.

Kings Hill cars north lodge 584 malling road West malling Kent me19 4Pu tel: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing. company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

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c cAr ServIce & rePAIrS autocraft 778 london road larkfield Kent tel: 01732 840892 contact: John Podd main@autocraftlarkfield.co.uk Book on line and receive annual reminders via text or email at www.autocraftlarkfield.co.uk mot’s - Servicing & repairs diagnostics Air conditioning Body repairs and resprays (see colour ad On page 33) Britannia mOt & Repair centre ltd unit 1, Britannia Business Park mills road, Aylesford me20 7nt tel: 01622 718888 contact: Jill crayford info@britmot.co.uk www.britmot.co.uk Family run business offering mot’s and Full mechanical repairs, including Servicing, tyre replacement and tracking, Air conditioning and diagnostic analysis. (see colour ad On page 34) Kingshill garage limited north lodge, 584 malling road, West malling, Kent, me194Pu.

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wash ‘n’ go mobile: 07821 370486 contact: dean dean@washngo.biz www.washngo.biz Fully insured mobile car valeting service.

Will travel to a location that is convenient for you.

Phone for price list.

cArPentrY chatfield carpentry tel: 01732 871449 mobile: 07985 273773 contact: Steve Wheeler mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/external doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & laminate floors Quality workmanship at competitive prices. over 17 years expereince city and guilds qualified.

clever trevor tel: 01732 846365 mobile: 07717 173975

tel: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models mot’s – while u wait tyres & exhausts engine diagnostics (see colour ad On page 37)

m H vehicle services unit 16, Alders Ind. estate mereworth, maidstone, Kent me18 5Jg tel: 01622 817801 contact: matt mechanical repairs and mot’s. engine repairs and rebuilds.

Alarm and radio fitting facility.

Family run business. extremely competitive quotes. (see colour ad On page 37)

All your carpentry needs.

From decking to doors, loft conversion to laminate floors, complete kitchens or just worktops. (see colour ad On page 35)

D maddox carpentry tel: 01622 747137 mobile: 07884 421650 contact: dave Kitchens, Bathrooms, Wet rooms, Internal/external doors, Skirting, Architrave, Storage cupboards/Wardrobes, Flooring, tiling over 17 years experience clean, reliable, quality service don’t forget to mention the local oracle

Hudson carpentry & Building services tel: 01634 242807 mobile: 07838 156170 contact: neil hudson hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk All aspects of carpentry, building, home maintenance and commercial refurbishment including kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, flooring, doors and more! 20 years experience. local and reliable. call for a free quote.

ReD carpentry tel: 01622 751447 mobile: 07896 904056 contact: richard dillon exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken. over 30 years experience.

cArPet cleAnIng castle cleaning tel: 01622 769990 mobile: 07920 840972 contact: dean Baker dean@castle-cleaning.co.uk www.castle-cleaning.co.uk Specialist in carpet, upholstery & hard Floor cleaning (Sealed Wood, Stone, ceramic, terrazzo etc). Patio and driveway cleaning Service. Powerful truck mounted System. carpets dry in 2 hours. Spot and Stain removal Service. no harmful chemicals.

Fully Insured and IIcrc certified

Deluxe carpet cleaning tel: 01732 887091 mobile: 07932 044050 deluxecarpetcleaninguk@googlemail.com www.deluxecarpetcleaning.co.uk Quick drying.

Stain and mark removal. dust mite treatment.

Stain protection.

Fully qualified and safe. (see colour ad On page 35)

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Handwerk clean tel: 01622 817981 mobile: 0789 1111 572 contact: grant info@handwerkclean.com www.handwerkclean.com Professional & Accredited Service offering quality workmanship and a satisfaction guarantee. carpets - cleaner, fresher, brighter & drier Anti-stain Protector, Flea + dust mite. upholstery - chairs, sofas, couches, mattresses. hard Flooring tile & grout cleaning & Sealing ceramic, Porcelain, Quarry, terracotta

p J carpet fitters leybourne tel/Fax: 01732 872527 mobile: 07831 201929 contact: John carpetfitter1@yahoo.co.uk 30 year’s experience. carpet & all accessories can be supplied.

Free measuring and estimates. no job too small.

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Kent carpet cleaning company ltd tel: 01732 872199 mobile: John 07860 100295 chrissy 07801 561696 info@kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk www.kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk

Kings Hill childminding tel: 01732 522161 mobile: 07747 023825 contact: rebecca tyrrell rebeccatyrrell@tiscali.co.uk www.kingshillchildminding.co.uk

Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning. nccA and IIcrc certified. (see colour ad On page 30)

ofsted registered childminder. graded ‘outstanding’. crB checked. childcare tailored to individual need. Full and part time vacancies.

Babysitting service available.

See website or call for more details.

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nice & clean services maidstone tel: 01622 683770 mobile: 07544496172 contact: Peter greaves www.niceandcleanservice.co.uk

maidstone: 01622 693514 Sevenoaks: 01732 741641 longfield: 01474 705237

carpet cleaning & chimney Sweep.

Quality carpet and rug cleaning service. A local and friendly family business offering first class service.

Free quotations and advise, with many happy customers.

Services to fit around you, evenings and weekend. eco friendly services.

Podiatry Sports injuries gait & posture assessment. chiropody child foot health hPc reg practitioners specialising in foot and leg problems. home visits available in Kings hill.

the cleaning clinic tel: 01622 750474 mobile: 07793 919780 contact: Izzy info@thecleaningclinic.com www.thecleaningclinic.com

west malling podiatry & chiropody 14-16 Swan Street, West malling me19 6lP tel: 01732 848460 contact: marie thomas Bsc(hons), mchS westmallingpods@gmail.com

eco friendly dry extraction carpet and upholstery cleaning.

Seagrass and sisal specialist.

Allergen removal.

hPc registered Podiatrist l corn & callous removal l Biomechanics & orthotics l verrucae l Ingrown toenails evening, weekend and home visits also available.

foot & leg pain clinic

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chocolate Raindrops 1st Floor, 42 high Street, West malling, me19 6Qr. tel: 01732 844 880 www.chocolateraindrops.co.uk no.1 for chocolate fun! have fun and be creative with quality melted chocolate.

Book your place today! (see colour ad On page 34)

chrIStIAn WorShIP Kings Hill christian fellowship Kings hill community hall tel: 07583 951041 contact: reverend derek hills enquiries@khcf.org.uk www.khcf.org.uk lively worship, prayer, bible teaching, Sunday School and creche.

See events page for times.

cleAnIng abbi cleaning Freephone: 0800 055 6082 mobile: 07938 524223 Quality weekly domestic cleaning.

Police checked operator.

We clean at a time to suit you. call now for your free trial offer. (see colour ad On page 28)

aJ cleaning mobile: 07581 396641 contact: Adele adelejoguildford@yahoo.co.uk Superior, trustworthy cleaning tailored to your specific requirements. regular or one off cleans.

Fully insured.

Free quotations given.

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commercial industrial cleaning ltd tel: 0844 8094 199 or 01732 841140 mobile: 07895 500475 info@cicleaning.co.uk www.cicleaning.co.uk • office cleaning • end of tenancy cleaning • commercial carpet cleaning • Kitchen deep cleaning • Floor cleaning & Sanitation • glass roof cleaning • graffiti removal • high Access Window cleaning (see front page ad)

Direct care (Kent) malling and medway

Kings Hill cleaning ltd 70 churchill Square Kings hill West malling me19 4Yu tel: 01732 844484 info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk

Unity care solutions ltd larkfield, Aylesford tel: 01732 529591 Fax: 01732 529697 www.unitycaresolutions.co.uk

Friendly, professional, family run business. high standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. materials supplied. regular, one-off & spring cleaning * new housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* call for a free estimate.

tel: 01634 242499 care for the elderly and disabled in their own home. care for post operative patients.

Am set up calls. lunch visits to prepare meals. night duty.

Bathing service.

21 years experience.

We are a kent based organisation providing nursing and homecare services to many areas across Kent and east Sussex.

Whether you require a couple of hours assistance or a full 24 hr service, we can arrange an individual package for you. (see colour ad On page 39)

comPuter SuPPort maid 2 shine tel: 01732 852707 mobile: 07976 867088 maid_2shine@btinternet.com tailored packages to comply with your needs. hours & days to suit you.

Free quotation service.

Fully insured & vetted staff.

You’ll be satisfied or your dirt back free!

aa computer services tel: 01732 848988 mobile : 07904 910400 info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk complete home and Small Business computer and network services. microsoft certified Professional.

From Pc advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) no fix - no fee!

time for you tel: 01277 263984 mobile: 07590 543848 contact: Kathrine kathrine.branton@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk

altOne computers ltd

local cleaners all personally vetted and reference checked.

Friendly, honest and reliable providing a thorough professional cleaning and ironing service.

Same dedicated cleaner each week. typical rate £9.50ph

Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years. desktop and laptop, maintenance/ repairs/upgrades/Wireless/ virus removal/custom Builds etc Fixed costs, no hourly rates

apc manpower computer services tel: 01732 824511 mobile: 07867771078 service@pcmanpower.co.uk vIruS removal Specialists Broadband or WIFI issues SloW or FreeZIng computer.

Pc not starting. laptop Screen - repair. memory upgrades. network your home or Setup Pc PrInter setup. no Fix, no Fee champ computer services West malling tel: 01732 843659 mobile: 07887 566948 info@champcomputers.co.uk www.champcomputers.co.uk the local Pc experts for: -Pc health/security checks -Wireless & wired networking -virus & spyware removal/protection -complete Pc installation & upgrades -no fix - no fee! (see colour ad On page 34)

J H flint consultancy mobile: 07904 047558 contact: Julian Flint julesshed2@tiscali.co.uk - complete Pc installation service - upgrades, servicing & repairs, - Wired & Wireless networking - virus/Spyware/trojan removal - data transfer & rescue - home tuition - Independent advice

tel: 01732 354812 mobile: 07771 707035 contact: Alan www.altone.co.uk

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sysK computer services ltd tel: 01732 773805 mobile: 07881 836567 Info@Sysk.co.uk www.Sysk.co.uk At home or in the office, whatever your It requirements, we can help.

Small Business Server specialist; networking, anti-virus & remote access solutions.

Server & Pc maintenance. iPhone & Blackberry integration.

From supply & installation to maintenance, we provide a fully comprehensive service. microsoft certified, fully insured.

conServAtorIeS Howard caine conservatories tel/Fax: 01732 321050 mobile: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 Andy@howardcaineconservatories.co.uk www.howardcaineconservatories.co.uk new conservatories, refurbishment, Windows/doors check us out at checkatrade.com Fully registered with FenSA customer references Available. (see colour ad On page 26)

counSellIng Kent counselling & psychotherapy service tel: 01622 754853 email: info@kcps.co.uk www.kcps.co.uk Professional and confidential service. established for over 20 years.

Please call for an initial consultation.

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andrew Baxter

tel: 01622 719079 ljcurtains@btinternet.com www.ljcurtains.co.uk

tel: 01892 459818 contact: Andrew Baxter

made to measure curtains, all soft furnishings & accessories, valences, pelmets, swags & tails. All blinds venetian, roman, roller and vertical.

Free design & measuring service.

cYcle ServIcIng & rePAIrS

tel: 0208 778 0704 mobile: 07764 181468 contact: Barrie regan

mobile: 07971 129109 contact: Andy andy@kingshillcycles.co.uk

city and guilds qualified. establised decorator with 25 years experience.

Quality internal and external painting and decorating.

Based in Kent; office in london Free estimates.

Written references on request.

Servicing and repairs city & guilds qualified Free collection and delivery reasonable rates

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include your logo, photos, font and colours.

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Kings Hill cycles

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this space is now available in full colour.

Professional and reliable service at reasonable prices.

Interior and exterior work undertaken. call now for a free estimate.

D. a. associates West malling tel/fax: 01732 846773 mobile: 07931 961949 contact: Jim Whitson Interior/external decorating.

Swimming pool/fish ponds. timber decking and fencing. hedge/tree trimming. garden clearing etc.

g J services West malling

tel: 01622 863769 www.clickeventsuk.com

mobile: 07764 684495 tel: 01732 872125 contact: guy Williams gjservices@btinternet.com

Social events. dating events. online dating. dating agency.

Whether you are looking for love or simply wish to socialise and find friends, click Singles can help you.

Painting decorating general maintenance Wall papering tiling Free estimates

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John green Décor ltd tel: 0800 783 1916 sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk dulux Approved decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - domestic & commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

female Disco entertainer mobile: 07840 445 408 contact: Jodie jodiehaward1980@gmail.com www.jodesdiscos.co.uk competitive rates For All & Any occasion Kids 2 hour parties with games disco & Prizes

Jp's Decorating mobile: 07956 874044 07944 126353 contact: Phil jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest.

I have many years experience.

Kings hill based. domestic/commercial & insurance. (references available on request)

DJ Jae a DJ for all Occasions tel: 01732 870623 mobile: 07867802125 contact: Jason evans jasonhalo@aol.com www.djjae.co.uk From Birthdays, Weddings, office Parties, christmas and new Year parties, themed Parties, garden Parties, christening Parties or for just any excuse for a Party!! competitive rates and a one to one service provided. Fully Insured and equipment PAt teSted. call for availability, prices & information.

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apollo trade windows 539 loose road maidstone Kent me15 9uQ

tel: 01732 521033 mobile: 07940 106193

tel: 01622 744411 Fax: 01622 744141 mail@apollotradewindows.co.uk www.apollotradewindows.co.uk

Interior & exterior All work carried out to a high standard reliable Service Free estimates established 25 years Roast & tongue Decorating specialists 1 hawkridge grove, Kings hill, West malling, Kent me19 4JB tel/Fax: 01732 873754 mob: 07971 542609/07824 887677 m.roast@gmail.com Interior and exterior decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) carpentry Wallpapering, coving, tiling city & guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & commercial work welcome references on request.

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Windows, doors & conservatories “nobody does it better” (see colour ad On page 3)

collins windows tel: Free phone 0800 783 9661 collinswindows@btconnect.com www.collinswindows.co.uk Soffit, Facias and guttering conservatories Windows & doors (see colour ad On page 35) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

D douBle glAZIng trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works lower road, east Farleigh maidstone Kent me15 0hd tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service. (see colour ad On Back page)

douBle glAZIng rePAIrS sOs window works the Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, me20 7lZ tel: 01622 206690 mobile: 07779 006696 soswindowworks@virginmedia.com double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and velux windows. FenSA (see colour ad On page 38)

drIvIng InStructor glen’s Driving school tel: 01732 841966 mobile: 07525 209294 glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - local friendly dSA driving Instructor - Pass Plus - competitive rates - First lesson free - new A/c Peugeot

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the malling school & Holmsdale technology college

tel: 01634 309955 mobile: 07711 355336 contact: Adrian godfrey addylec@yahoo.co.uk

www.themallingschool.kent.sch.uk www.holmesdale.kent.sch.uk

- new Builds, re-wiring - Fuse Board & earthing upgrades - remedial work, Fault finding on - central & underfloor heating Systems - Kitchens, Bathrooms & Showers - completion certificates issued, - over 30 years’ experience - trust mark, - nIc eIc Part P Approved.

open evenings and school visits. (see colour ad On page 25)

electrIcIAnS andy payne electrical tel: 01732 848879 mobile: 07830 456928 ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P domestic electrician. napit Approved no 12146 city and guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th edition.

2391 Inspection and testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/landlord Inspections.

Free quotes. carter & tyrrell electrical tel: 01732 842850 mobile: 07976 816473 contact: gary tyrrell nIceIc and Part P Approved, JIB, c&ct 236 1,2,3 & 17th edd BS7671 All electrical work undertaken. outside lighting & power. rewires. extra sockets & lights etc. led & low energy lighting sytems for kitchens & bathrooms. test & completion certificate and guarantees given. clean and tidy.

Domestic and Residential electrical services tel: 01622 870147 mobile: 07515 159821 email: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: home lighting, sockets & switches. Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAt testing, periodic inspections and inspections for letting Part P Approval. nAPIt Approved no call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. no hidden extras.

l t security & electrical services Braeburn Way, Kings hill, West malling tel: 01732 522788 mobile: 07971 552663 contact: lee terry leeterry4@googlemail.com experienced & qualified electrician & Security engineer. Alarms installed/ existing alarms maintained.

All domestic & commercial work undertaken. extra Sockets/ Switches/ lights Fitted. electrical testing competitive Pricing. Fast & very reliable. Free estimates. no job too small. Approved by Age concern in West malling.

stealth electrical services holborough lakes tel: 01634 249675 mobile: 07808 667394 contact: Phillip Apps stealthelectrical@yahoo.co.uk All domestic work undertaken.

From lightbulbs to a full rewire.

Full testing available.

Fully insured. contact for other building work. (see colour ad On page 39)

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fascia plastics tel: 01732 590290 www.fasciaplastics.co.uk Fascias, Soffits, Bargeboards, cladding and guttering. no Salesmen. no Subcontract labour.

Family run Business. (see colour ad On page 36)

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ALL SEASONS GARDEN FENCING

All types of garden fencing, supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded, panel, post and rail, trellis, all types of gate supplied and fitted.

Wooden/concrete posts, decking and pagodas.

No job too small. Free quotations.

No VAT charged.

T: 01732 844634 M: 07957 209073 Contact: Mark Steward mw fencing tel: 01732 844671 mobile: 07973 843198 contact: mark Wooler All types of fencing supplied & fitted. chain link, Pallisade mesh, Panels, Post & rail close boarded. gates.

Also tree felling, chipping, stump grinding and hedge cutting. parkers fencing & gate automation tel: 01732 874487 Fax: 01732 522359 mobile: 07787 157618 contact: darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected. electrIc gAteS. gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas. Family run business. Free quotes. over 18 yrs experience.

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Humphrey's of Kings Hill 19 Queen Street, liberty Square Kings hill, me19 4Au

malling District lions club

tel: 01732 870243 www.humphreysfishandchips.co.uk (under construction)

tel: 0845 8335735 contact: ted Inns mallinglionsclub@moonfruit.com

traditional english Fish & chips. deliveries to Kings hill Business Park onlY monday to Saturday 12-6pm We can cater for any event. telephone orders welcome. (see colour ad On page 29)

monthly meetings to support local causes and charities.

See events page for events in September.

Please contact for further details.

FLOORING K2 flooring 14-16 high St,West malling, me19 6Qr tel: 0800 032 8967 info@k2flooring.co.uk www.k2flooring.co.uk celebrating 50 years trading. 1961-2011 Free estimates on all your flooring needs. Specialising in carpets, wood, laminate, Karndean,Amtico, vinyl blinds and underfloor heating. check out our price promise! head office at Swanley 0800 032 8966

FLORIST Lyn’s Floral Designs 44 Martin Square Larkfield Aylesford Kent ME20 6QJ

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Local Florist for Fresh & Silk flower arrangements for all occasions including Bridal Accessories, Gifts, Crafts and Partyware.

Local, National and International deliveries arranged from the shop in Martin Square.

garage Door associates Showroom and head office 18 holborough road, Snodland tel: 01732 590085 www.garagedoorassociates.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door. repairs and Spares Automation dIY advice.

Awnings recommended by Kent trading Standards

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Tel: 01732 844805 www.lynsfloraldesigns.co.uk

g gArden lAndScAPerS a D landscapes ltd Ightham tel: 01732 763114 mobile: 07790 036871 contact: Antony dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk hnd garden design and hnd landscape management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

B WRIGHT LANDSCAPES LTD Design & Construction

patios Driveways, Decking Brickwork all aspects of landscaping www.bwrightlandscapes.co.uk brett@bwrightlandscapes.co.uk tel: 01732 842475 mobile: 07958 546858 visit our website to see our work

checkley landscapes tel: 01732 351044 mobile: 07980 821795 contact: eddie checkley ejcheckley@hotmail.co.uk For all your installations and complete garden designs.

Patios, driveways, retaining walls in timber or brickwork, steps, decking, all types of fencing, planting designs. no job too small. Free Quotations.

four seasons gardens ltd

Kings Hill Rotary club

tel: 01732 842761 mobile: 07943 363649 contact: daniel reeves daniel@fourseasonsgardens.net

tel: 01732 844246 khrc09@yahoo.com We meet upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings hill every monday evening.

7.30 for 7.45pm to organise support and fund raise for local, national and international causes. everyone is welcome to join our new and exciting group.

Please call, email or just come along and join us.

BSc (hons) landscape management.

We offer the full landscaping package, including all hard and soft landscaping with key attention to detail and high quality aftercare. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

g gArden lAndScAPerS J & p landscape & fencing contractors mobile: 07967 514688 contact: Paul gower All types of fencing, turfing, decking, tree work, ponds, hedges, patios, paths and drives. mini digger work also undertaken and grass cutting also available.

Fully insured. call for a free quote.

Jet washing specialists.

yew tree landscapes larkfield tel: 01732 848179 mobile: 07850 175077 contact: Kevin Kennett yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPecIAlISt In Indian Stone Paving. driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, turfing, decking, Fencing, hard and Soft landscaping. general garden maintenance.

Free estimates, fully insured. experienced & professional service.

25 years experience.

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acacia tree & garden services Based on Kings hill tel: 01732 845104 mobile: 0777 940 6694 contact: chris coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk A complete garden service from mowing to clearance hedge work and tree Surgery Fencing - new or repaired nPtc qualified Fully Insured crB checked licensed Waste carrier call for a free quotation

v & s garden services tel: 01732 521224 mobile: 07958 997336 contact: Sue or vince All garden maintenance/clearance. hedge cutting/weeding. lawn mowing. Pressure washing patios or driveways. either as a one off job or on a regular basis.

Fully insured & own tools supplied. log splitting service available.

Free estimates. very reasonable rates.

gAS & heAtIng ServIceS D J snow gardening services tel: 01634 244313 mobile: 07970 435255 snowd258@aol.com need help with your garden? mowing, weeding or just a tidy trees topped or hedges trimmed Paths, patios & drives jet washed Full public liability.

gArden mAIntenAnce David twort garden services tel: 01732 844893 mobile: 07960 994547 contact: david twort sandra.twort@hotmail.co.uk regular mowing lawn treatments garden clearups Full garden maintenance hedge trimming Pruning/lopping leaf clearing call for free quotation.

Down to earth garden services tel: 01732 841904 mobile: 07801 440994 contact: Peter roberts gpmpete@btinternet.com Full maintenance grass cutting and hedge cutting lawn treatment garden clearance

garden maintenance Freephone: 0800 511 8081 contact: mark All garden work undertaken. lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates. regular maintenance or just a tidy. no job too big or small. references available. city & guilds qualified. over 25 years experience.

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mJm mowing services tel: 07761 313838 Private and light commercial lawnmowing service and general garden maintenance. reliable and efficient service.

15 years of satisfied customers.

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Advanced Gas Services Tel/Fax: 01622 673994 Mobile: 07771 864288 Contact: Gary Inge garyinge@tiscali.co.uk www.central-heating-kent.co.uk Gas Safe Registered Landlord Gas safety certificates Boiler Servicing/ Repairs Free quotes and advise

cannon services (UK) ltd tel: 01732 424061 contact: nigel cook office@cannon-services.co.uk Fully gas Safe register qualified gas heating engineers carrying out all types of gas heating works including boiler installations, servicing, breakdowns, radiator replacements and landlord gas Safety certificates.

Free no obligation quotes. (see colour ad On page 28)

Chelsea Gas and Waterworks Tel: 01732 321754 Mobile: 07973 138489 Contact: Simon Williams chelseagaswks@aol.com Gas Safe Registered: 36297 Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken.

Friendly, reliable service.

Landlord’s Gas Safety Certificates

g-H gAS & heAtIng ServIceS paul's plumbing & Heating mobile: 07958 215553 paulsplumbing@live.co.uk experienced gas engineer gas Safe registered can carry out all boiler repairs including warm air heating.

Servicing, maintenance, upgrading or replacing boilers, radiators and central heating systems.

wicks gas tel: 01732 883544 mobile: 07748 780811 contact: gerald Wicks wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair & installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation. gAS SAFe regIStered.

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hAndYmAn Dave’s property maintenance mobile: 07870 602395 07825 168046 davidnwood66@btinternet.com david.harman1@sky.com Kitchens/Bathrooms fitted.

Plastering/ coving & Painting Windows fitted.

Plumbing, taps and radiators replaced. laminate flooring,Wall/Floor tiling.

Fully insured and no callout/quote fee.

All the little jobs covered, reasonable rates.

hAIr StYlISt - moBIle elise - Freelance mobile stylist

DB property maintenance

mobile: 07530 203451 contact: lisa

tel: 01732 871254 mobile: 07908 021913 contact: david

Accomplished hairstyling in the comfort of your own home.

Specialising in lady's and men's haircuts, make-overs, difficult hair textures, fashion colour, and bridal hair and make-up. originally based at vidal Sassoon Knightbridge. call for a free no obligation consultation.

Plumbing, carpentry, tiling, bathroom & kitchen fitting, plastering, painting, decorating, bricklaying, patios & decking, garden maintenance, all general dIY. Free quotes.

Fully insured.

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Derek’s Home maintenance ltd

tel: 01732 875326 mobile: 07902 949572

tel: 01634 244061 mobile: 07941 172176 derekdhmltd@blueyonder.co.uk

Professional mobile family hairdresser cut - blowdry highlights - lowlights colours - Perms Also specialising in bridal hairstyles and make-up.

hAIrdreSSIng & BeAutY

You buy and I fit Kitchens, bathrooms, tiling, taps, guttering, general household repairs, radiators.

Free quotations.

Fully insured.

Handy andy tel: 01732 848559 mobile: 07841 045058 contact: Andy Sage andys2506@aol.com www.kingshillservices.net

feathers 1 little market row leybourne West malling Kent tel: 01732 840439 onthefringe@btconnect.com open tuesday - Saturday Beauty service also available.

Friendly and personal service.

Free ample parking.

Paul mitchell stockist. (see colour ad On page 36)

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call Andy for a Professional Job including carpentry, Bricklaying, Interior & exterior decorating & Wallpapering, Plastering, tiling, Kitchens and general Property maintenance. Based in Kings hill.

Free Quotes - Fully Insured. over 20 years exp.

H hAndYmAn inside Out Domestic property maintenance mobile: 07726 525633 contact: Bob bobajob295@hotmail.co.uk Painting & decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall tiling - door hanging laminate Flooring - Shelving & racking - Furniture Assembly Pressure Washing - Patio & drive cleaning - gardening. no Job too Small Free estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public liability Insurance. steve’s Home & garden services tel: 01732 846420 mobile: 07758 311576 doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing decking - Patios - gardening decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

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aristocrat ironing & Domestic cleaning services tel: 01732 846597 mobile: 07711 690226 contact: debbie Friendly, professional service in a non smoking environment.

Free collection and delivery. call now for a no obligation quote on domestic cleaning.

tel: 01732 872159 mobile: 07956 864860 new drop shop now open. clear pricing.

Fully insured. collection and delivery service.

KItchenS Kensington scott unit 4, tannery road tonbridge, tn9 1rF

mobile: 07749 414134 contact: Alfie routley alfiesbuildingservices@hotmail.com

tel: 01732 369129 info@kensingtonscott.co.uk www.kensingtonscott.co.uk

All work undertaken from basic plumbing & decorating to complete bathroom & kitchen fitting.

A quality product installed and certified by qualified craftsmen. carefully project managed and installed.

Showroom open mon-Sat 9-5.30pm (see colour ad On page 30)

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We can help you reach new customers for your business.

We can distribute from 1,000 up to 37,000 leaflets each month in the area of your choice. call to book your space.

lettIng Agent extra Hands ironing & shirt laundry the colonnade 10 West Street West malling me19 6QX

alfie’s Building & maintenance services

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the local Oracle tel: 01732 844246/521494 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

Karen Usher Kings hill tel: 07767 626382 Knitting lessons for beginners.

Follow a simple knitting pattern use different stitches create something simple.

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t: 01622 813854 m: 07900 257752 contact: liz rocca www.daisyletsmaidstone.com run by experienced landlords, daisylets maidstone is a dynamic and independent residential lettings agency and property management company.

We don't believe in renewal fees or hidden costs. call us today for a chat, advice or free market appraisal.

Redlet tel: 01622 804816 contact: ed Firmin lettings@redlet.co.uk www.redlet.co.uk landlords - let us rent your property. looking for a straight forward and reliable service with great rates and a bespoke package to meet your needs? contact us today.

locKSmIth a.maidstone locksmiths 27 dixon close, maidstone me15 6SS tel: 01622 410057 mobile: 07837 751611 contact: John john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service. domestic and commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted. uPvc specialists.

Kcc trading standard approved.

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loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch.

Also loft flooring. Qualified city and guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind.

All work guaranteed.

WIll mAtch AnY eStImAte. Free QuotAtIonS.

Oven wizards tel: 0800 849 7419 mobile: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £44. established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000's of local clients. take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

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loft ladders tel: 01732 840744 mobile: 07751 256725 contact: michael

the Oddjobs company (se) ltd tel: 01732 848640 mobile: 07930 244454 contact: mark Warrington www.oddjobscompany.co.uk the oddjobs co can assist you with small, medium and large home maintenance, renovation and improvement projects, inside and out. complete design and completion on conversions and extensions. local examples of high quality work available to view. call now for a free quote and helpful, friendly advice.

oPtIcIAnS Kent eye care 786 london road, larkfield, me20 near morrisons tel: 01732 873378 www.kenteyecare.co.uk Professional, affordable eye care for all the family. nhS and private eye examinations.

See colour advert for current offer. (see colour ad On page 31)

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wendy Beech Kings hill tel: 01732 875469 Piano lessons in Kings hill.

Ideal for complete beginners.

ABrSm grades optional. crB checked.

All ages welcome.

PlAStererS wall 2 wall plastering

All aspects of Pest Control

tel: 01634 313326 mobile: 07843 881657 contact: Joe Bunting wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk

Fully Insured Family run business Call: 01732 758025 Mobile: 07879 473298 Contact: Lee Wright enquiries@sospestcontrol.co.uk www.sospestcontrol.co.uk

Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering. rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding. coving.

Friendly & tidy service.

Free quotes.

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your furry friend’s friend tel: 01732 842807 mobile: 07709 025684 contact: lisa lisag_gtI@hotmail.co.uk A friendly and reliable pet sitting service for your cats and other small furry animals whilst you are away from home. leave your pets in their familiar surroundings and come home to happy and contented furry friends.

A member of the national Association of registered Petsitters Police checked and fully insured

aJs plumbing services mobile: 07702 408948 contact: Amanda ajsplumbingservices@blueyonder.co.uk www.ajsplumbing-services.co.uk Fully qualified female plumber.

All domestic plumbing repairs, maintenance and new installation work undertaken. taps, leaks, overflows, basins, sinks, wc’s, full bathroom suites and much more. no job too small.

Free estimates and advice.

oSteoPAthY John stewart & associates Suite 4 10 churchill Square Kings hill me19 4du tel: 01732 523441 over 10 years experience in treating long term aches & pains to acute sprains & strains. each treatment tailored for the individual, from the newborn to the elderly. early morning, evening & Saturday appointments available. the majority of major insurance companies accepted.

Free & convenient parking, with treatment room on ground floor.

walkie’s Kings Hill mobile: 07794 819673 info@walkiesuk.co.uk dog walking and pet sitting services.

All staff are fully crB checked. no liveried vehicles advertising your absence.

Fully insured to take care of your beloved. (see colour ad On page 32) don’t forget to mention the local oracle

Dl plumbing Addington tel: 01732 844746 mobile: 07792 670141 All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

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Hylton plumbing services West malling tel: 01732 843086 mobile: 07970 528822 contact: hylton visser ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. no call out fee. maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr emergency call out. (see colour ad On page 36) K mccarthy Heating & plumbing engineering services tel: 01732 847363 mobile: 07851 774726 gas Safe registered engineer & qualified plumber All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates no call out charge no vat M.T. Plumbing & Heating Services Tel: 01689 605191 Mobile: 07771880291 mtplumbing@ntlworld.com Contact: Michael Taylor Complete Bathroom Installations Full Heating installation & controls.

All makes of boilers & combi boilers and servicing & analyser test.

Gas Safety & Landlord Certificates.

Gas Fire installs & servicing.

All gas works. Public liability insured.

No call out charge.

Gas Safe Registered 543345 (See Colour Ad On Page 37) plumb’n’fit Plumbing Services tel: 01634 243 515 mobile: 07968 039 354 contact: rob or dawn info@plumbnfit.co.uk www.plumbnfit.co.uk From leaky taps to bathroom suites, Burst pipes, stopcocks, showers, radiators,water cylinders, storage tanks, outside taps, new taps and much more. no job too small.

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Full studio facilities including artwork and drum scanning, other services include large format printing, display mounting & flat bed wet proofing.

ProPertY mAIntenAnce impact Decoration tel: 01732 873726 mobile: 07882 597433 contact: Sam gregory info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Internal and external decoration domestic and commercial Plastering and skimming Insurance repairs city and guilds qualified Kings hill based OR services mobile: 07798 605624 owen@orservices.org.uk From hanging pictures and fixing dripping taps to a bathroom and kitchen fitting service. We do all trades: plumbing, electrical, tiling, garden maintenance, handyman, and groundworks.

"We specialise in small jobs!!"

All work will be undertaken.

We offer free quotes and very competive rates. don’t forget to mention the local oracle

removAlS goodfellows Removals & storage Ashtree Farm, teston road, West malling, Kent me19 5rl tel: 01732 841841 Fax: 01622 753708 household/office removals. local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

Jm Removals tel: 01622 205738 mobile: 07932 715072 contact: John mcKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk local & national Full house & single items dismantle & reassemble service hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free estimates Fully insured professional service

reStAurAnt frank’s Restaurant & mussel Bar 53-55 high Street, West malling, Kent me19 6Qh tel: 01732 843247 enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com 21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, small weddings, private function room. (see colour ad On page 36)

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Haffenden skip Hire east malling tel: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 mobile: 07850 049246 2yd to 12yd skips available. local reliable service. call for competitive rates.

CHOCOLATE UMBRELLA All your favourite sweets, party bags & Kebabs made to order with free message tag. candy cakes any size/colour delicious luxury english truffles macaroons, nougat & specialities Ice creams, Sorbets & Slush drinks 42 High St, West Malling, ME19 6QR 01732 522533 yummy@chocolateumbrella.co.uk www.chocolateumbrella.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 35)

rooFIng william Kent & sons Roofing tel: 01732 824059 mobile: 07778 586865 contact: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. uvPc fascias & soffits & guttering. lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. no job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. reg waste carrier.

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Utility warehouse Discount club networking marketing Business

the soul survivor magazine tel: 01732 844246 info@thesoulsurvivors.co.uk www.thesoulsurvivors.co.uk

tel: 01732 521494 contact: Jane marshall jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.save-moneywithme.co.uk uW membership gives you access to the best value utility service in the uK & a host of money-saving member benefits. contact me for more info.

ScrAP metAl cleArAnce tlc scrap metal tel: 07804 057096 contact: tom calvert man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection. clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

the info. provider for the Soul Survivor.

Interviews with top Soul artists including: Smokey robinson, mica Paris, cameo, Brand new heavies, Incognito and many more. check out the website to see our online magazine.

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mobile: 07835 272783 deep tissue & sports massage.

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Broadband internal line problems solved (especially Kings hill) Fault finding damaged/untidy cables Internet extensions ethernet computer points For homes and small businesses.

Hybrid telecom tel: 01892 670321 mobile: 0773 600 8802 contact: matthew unter support@hybrid-telecom.co.uk telephone problems?

Slow broadband?

Poor wireless coverage?

We can help with telephone, Broadband, network and computer related issues at home. We also specialise in Sme business telephone systems.

tIlIng contac tiling tel: 01622 719235 mob: 07966 828705 contact: Paul info@contactiling.co.uk Bathrooms, wetrooms, showers.

Kitchens, conservatories.

Surface preparation. underfloor heating systems. natural stone, ceramics, porcelain, mosaics.

Information & advice. Fully insured. reliable & friendly service.

tree SurgerY acacia tree and garden care tel: 01732 845104 mobile: 07812 344740 (24 hrs) contact: chris coombs acacia.trees@btinternet.com www.acaciatreecare.co.uk nPtc Qualified tree surgeons Fully insured.

Free written quotations All tree work undertaken-big or small. All landscaping undertaken. gardening, mowing, fencing, hedges and garden clear ups. local resident - on call 24 hours

Qualitree services tel: 01622 208426 contact: gary everest sales@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk tree Surgery & garden maintenance.

Professional, fully insured and value for money.

18 years experience with nPtc qualified staff. call today for your free quotation.

UPHOLSTERY Interior Decor Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ Tel: 01732 871042 Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

w WIndoWS paul stammers windows - orangeries Southeast tel/Fax: 01732 849020 mobile: 07860 483348 info@orangeriessoutheast.com www.orangeriessoutheast.com Quality Windows, Fascia & Soffit doors (composite & Pvc) Pvc, Aluminium & hardwood available FenSA reg no: 11162 Insurance backed guarantee local company over 20 years service (see colour ad on page 38) trade glaze units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works lower road, east Farleigh maidstone Kent me15 0hd tel: 01622 725444 Fax: 01622 721111 ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories. top quality products with top quality service. (see colour ad On Back page)

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abbi window cleaning tel: 0800 055 6082 We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy. reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. large house specialist. one off cleans.

Police checked operator. call now for your free estimate.

tel: 01732 522333 www.kingshillvet.co.uk Quality care. Professional Service.

Affordable prices.

See our website for offers available. opening times – mon-Fri 9am-6.30pm, Sat 9am-1pm 24hr emergency service available.

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all clean windows tel/Fax: 01622 745179 contact: Jean tandy gean.tandy@virgin.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured. very competitive prices.

UsefUl lOcal pHOne nUmBeRs alZHeimeR's sOciety West Kent Branch - main centre 01732 370330 helpline 01892 722511 age cOnceRn day centre - rotary house, norman road, West malling 01732 848008 age cOnceRn Info./Advice/Insurance, 3 colonnade, West St, West malling 01732 873977 cOUncil tonbridge & malling Bc, gibson Building, gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 844522 DOctORs Kings hill, leybourne and West malling 01732 870212 chaucer Way, larkfield 01732 841213 14 Pelican court, Wateringbury 01622 814466 Snodland medical centre 01634 240296 HOspital maidstone hospital, hermitage lane, maidstone 0845 1551000 multiple Sclerosis Society - Se Kent Branch 08453 970543 liBRaRy 22-24 high Street, West malling 01732 842504 library Service (mobile) call for fortnightly stops.

01732 352754 (Please call or check out website for mobile stop times and locations. http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/mobile_libraries.aspx Snodland library 01634 243776 lOcal Halls Addington village hall 01732 843180 east malling village hall 01732 844546 east malling Institute, mill Street contact: roger roud 01732 840828 Kings hill community centre (KHcc) contact: hilary Wren khch@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 leybourne village hall 01732 873722 mereworth village hall contact: mandy Smith 01732 845852 offham village hall contact: Phyllis Jones 01732 843946 ryarsh church hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232 ryarsh village hall contact: Booking Secretary derrick groom 01732 842557 trottiscliffe village hall contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432 Snodland community centre contact: dilys crook info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 01634 240783 West malling village hall (wmvH) contact: Ann turner 01732 844824 pHaRmacies Kings hill Pharmacy, 6 liberty Square 01732 845612 Boots, 85-87 high Street, West malling 01732 843389 Paydens ltd, 12 martin Square, larkfield 01732 843203 pOlice malling neighbourhood Policing team malling.neighbourhood@kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 529910 tonbridge neighbourhood Policing team tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232 maidstone Police control centre 101 Rspca rSPcA leybourne Animal centre, 199 castle Way, leybourne, Kent me19 5hW 0300 1234999 samaRitans - 48 grecian Street, maidstone, me14 2tS 01622 674444 scHOOls Brookfield Infants School, Swallow road, larkfield 01732 840955 Brookfield Junior School, Swallow road, larkfield 01732 843667 the discovery School, discovery drive, Kings hill 01732 847000 holmesdale technology college, malling road, Snodland me6 5hS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416 leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, rectory lane north, leybourne 01732 842008 Kings hill Pre School, 70 gibson drive, Kings hill 01732 840180 Kings hill School, crispin Way, Kings hill, West malling 01732 842739 mereworth county Primary School, 39 the Street, mereworth 01622 812569 mereworth Pre-school, mereworth village hall, Butchers lane, mereworth 01732 870456 more Park rc Primary School, lucks hill, West malling 01732 843047 offham Primary School, church road, offham 01732 842355 ryarsh Primary School, Birling road, ryarsh 01732 870600 St James the great Primary School, chapman Way, east malling 01732 841912 the malling School, Beech road, east malling 01732 840995 trottiscliffe c of e Primary School, School lane, trottiscliffe 01732 822803 West malling c of e Primary School, norman road, West malling 01732 842061 tRains national rail enquiries 08457 48 49 50

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8am holy communion at St mary’s church, West malling 9.30am Kings hill church of england holy communion/eucharist at Khch, gibson drive.

Sunday School: 2nd and 4th Sunday of the month.

Sundays 10.30am Kings hill christian Fellowship at Khch Sundays 10.30am larkfield community church in lunsford School hall, Swallow rd, larkfield.

Sundays 11am holy communion and Sunday School at St mary’s church, West malling Sunday 10:45am and 6:30pm West malling Baptist church, Swan Street, West malling 1st Sunday 4.30pm girls Brigade Service at Khch (term time only) 4th Sunday West malling Farmers' market, high Street - 01732 876077 2nd mondays 7.45pm m/stone referees meet @ cobdown Sports & Social club. chris 01622 718545 3rd mondays 7.30pm east malling WI at e. malling Institute hall. guests £3/m’Ship £31.50. Kim 01732 522629 mondays 12.00 - 14.30 Parents Babies and toddlers West malling Baptist church Swan Street mondays 12.45 Beginners & easy line dancing class for over 50’s at larkfield vh tel 01732 870715 monday 1.30pm music mayhem song & dance for 0-5yrs at Snodland com. centre call 07531839159 mondays 1.45 expressions dance. All welcome at larkfield methodist call Sylvia 01634 245767 mondays 2pm Advanced line dancing class for over 50’s at larkfield vh tel 01732 870715 mondays 2-4pm over 60’s Seated exercise class. St georges court, Wrotham £3 Jean 07740 449043 mondays 6-7pm Weight Watchers, Wmvh, norman rd, Wm contact Brandon on 07702 798802 for info. mondays 7.15 for 7.30pm start. Kings hill rotary club meet at Spitfire Pub, Kings hill. All welcome. mondays 7.30pm Ballroom dancing at Kings hill Primary School mondays 8pm Zumba fitness class at Wateringbury Pc. All welcome, call tanya 07531 839159 tuesdays 9.00am, 10.30am, 5.15pm & 6.30pm. Weight Watchers, church Farm hall, new hythe lane tuesdays 10am holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water lane, West malling tuesday 10-11am new York city Ballet Workout, ryarsh village hall. 01732 842257 tuesdays 6.30-8.30pm Kh Youth club (Ages 11-16years) – more info from Sophie 01622 812764 tuesdays 7-10pm ryarsh Short mat Bowls @ ryarsh village hall. call 01732 844935 if interested. tuesday 7pm ZumBA fitness class at Wateringbury village hall. All welcome call tanya 07531839159 tuesdays 7.15 - 8.30pm West malling community choir at Baptist church hall, Wm. All welcome! tuesdays 7.45-10pm malling Photographic Society meet at Wm village hall.

1st Wednesday 9am-12 noon. coffee morning at West malling Baptist church Swan Street.

Wednesdays 12 noon holy communion at Barn chapel, Pilsdon, Water lane, West malling Wednesdays 1.30-3.30pm little larks toddlers’ club at larkfield methodist church hall, new hythe lane Wednesdays 6.15-7.15pm Weight Watchers Khch, gibson drive, Kings hill. contact Judith 01622 683382 Wednesdays 6.30pm Zumba Fitness class at Yalding vh. All welcome call tanya 07531 839159 Wednesdays 8-9.30pm medau movement classes at Brookfield Junior School, larkfield. Joan on 01634 256891 thursdays 6.30-8.30am BnI West malling meet at Bradbourne house, east malling. call Anna 01732 844246 thursdays 10am music mayhem song & dance for 0-5yr olds at east malling Institute hall call 07815775504 thursdays 10.15am and 11.15am Jo Jingles at Khch for over/under 2’s call Jo 01634 310676 thursdays 11.30am-1.30pm Age concern West Peckham Poppin club at WPvh. light lunch. 01732 873977 3rd thursday 2-4.30pm Women's Institute, church Farm hall, larkfield, contact Ann dewitt 01732 847265 thursdays 6pm Zumba fitness class at matfield vh. All welcome call tanya 07531 839159 thursdays 7.30-8.30pm circuits & Fitness class at ryarsh vh for all ages & abilities. nick on 07885 568263 thursdays 7.30pm Slimming World leybourne vh, little market row. contact Beverley 07809 591334 thursdays 7.45pm co-dependants Anonymous (codA) at the ditton church centre ruth- 07850 211633 thursdays 7.15pm Yoga dance Fusion, malling School, east malling, rose-marie 01622 715576 thursdays 8.15pm Beginners Pilates, malling School, east malling, rose-marie 01622 715576 Fridays 6pm Zumba. All welcome come and try @ leybourne vIllage hall call Kate 07843277519 Fridays 7.30pm Performing Arts, chip Productions, Wmvh. newcomers welcome. Julian 07716 228682.

Fridays 8-10pm the heath Players at east malling Institute, mill Street. contact Peter on 01622 717491.

Fridays 8.30pm Badminton classes at Snodland vh. All standards. contact grahame on 01622 735463 Fridays 9.30am hi-lo Aerobics and toning at nettlestead village hall 01732 529654 or 07981 831745 Saturdays 7.30am Bootcamp at east malling Park. 1 hour sessions. can matt lyons 07875 978265 Saturdays 12.45-1.30pm dinky disco dancing Ages 3-5 years with Per4mers Academy Saturdays 1.30-2.30pm competitive Freestyle disco technique Ages 6-16 with Per4mers Academy Saturdays 2-4pm Kiddliwinks Pre-school new building open day, behind nettlestead vh, 01622 869916 tues/thursdays 6am and 7.30pm Bootcamp at east malling Park, 1 hour sessions. call matt lyons 07875 978265 Sat 8 Sept 12-4pm maidstone hospital league of Friends Summer Fete. Fun for all the family.

Saturday 15 Sept noon til late. Beer Festival at the Spitfire, Kings hill. 20 different Ales and live music. enquiries and Sponsorship beerfestival@kingshillrotary.co.uk Saturday 15 Sept noon - 4pm malling district lions Antiques & collectables valuation day at Khch. £2donation Saturday 15 Sept noon-4pm the Friends of Wateringbury church harvest Fayre at Wateringbury Primary School.

Wednesday 19 Sept 7.40pm Wateringbury local history Society at vh with John vigar. visitors £2.50. memb. £9 p.a.

Sunday 23 Sept Kent classic car Show at Aylesford Priory. A day for the family.

Friday 28 Sept 8.30pm out of Bounds comedy at the Wheatsheaf, West malling. tkts just £10. 07976 637804 thursday 4 october Fashion Show at ryarsh village hall.

Saturday 13 october 7pm malling district lions Jazz night ft. dr Jazz at ryarsh village hall. £10pp. 01732 840345

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Howard Caine The Conservatory People Conservatories - Windows - Doors

Conservatory too Hot in the Summer? or too Cold in the Winter?

Here at Howard Caine Conservatories, we are able to offer an all year round solution.

Why not replace your existing roof glass or polycarbonate with the latest climate control heat-guard materials.

Go green and make your existing windows more energy efficient with less heat loss and lower heating bills.

We also specialize in the following *New Conservatories *Refurbishment *Window/Doors *Overhauls *Soffits/Facia *Misted / broken units *Guttering *Handles/Hinges *Fensa Registered *Fully insured

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humPhreY’S FISh & chIP ShoP

traditional english Fish & chips now open. deliveries to Kings hill Business Park onlY monday to Saturday 12pm to 6pm We can cater for any event. telephone orders welcome.

Opening hours

19 Queens Street liberty Square Kings hill West malling Kent me19 4Au

mon CLOSED 15.30 - 20.30 tues 11.30 - 14.00 15.30 - 20.30 Wed 11.30 - 14.00 15.30 - 20.30 thurs 11.30 - 14.00 15.30 - 21.00 Fri 11.30 - 14.30 15.30 - 21.00 Sat 11.30 - 14.30 15.30 - 20.30 Sun CLOSED CLOSED

01732 870243 www.humphreysfishandchips.co.uk (under construction)

restaurant opening wednesday 26th september 2012

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tel: 01732 369129 web: www.kensingtonscott.co.uk email: info@kensingtonscott.co.uk showroom open: Mon-Sat 9am-5.30pm Unit 4, Tannery Road, Tonbridge TN9 1RF (Opp. Waitrose car park)

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd Professional Carpet Cleaning

Looking for a professional, local, family run carpet cleaning company?

Then give Chrissy and John a call.

Many companies don’t guarantee their work, we do - 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed Also Upholstery Cleaning, Stain Removal, Stainguard Protection & Leather Suite Cleaning Safe cleaning process, No solvents or bleaching agents used - All work fully insured Special Offer - FREE CARPET CLEAN - have three carpets cleaned and we will clean the smallest for free So for a friendly, professional service please call us now

Telephone: 01732 872 199 M: 07860 100 295 (John) & 07801 561 696 (Chrissy) E: info@kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk www.kingshillkentcarpetclean.co.uk m2493 30

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Kent Eye Care (formerly eye 2 eye opticians)

Independent Specialist Optometrists & Opticians 786 London Road Larkfield Aylesford Kent ME20 6BE 01732 873378 www.kenteyecare.co.uk With over 10 yrs experience working in the local community, all the team at Kent Eye Care are dedicated to providing professional, individual eye care for all the family.

Kids Go Free at Kent Eye Care Children’s fashion from £30 and designer styles for teenagers with 20% off Home visits for elderly and housebound

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call us for further info. on 07794 819673

“THE AERIAL MAN” Family business - established 28 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS

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Enjoy your free digital channels Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

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Specialists in walk in baths showers and wet rooms.

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Alfie’s

Building & maintenance Services Professional Building Services & home Improvements Free estimates & advice along with 24hr call out & No call out charge no Job too Small All work undertaken from basic plumbing & decorating jobs to complete bathroom & kitchen fitting, along with full landscaping & building projects. references available Professional & high quality workmanship over 16 years experience & knowledge

Contact Alfie Routley on 07749 414134 alfiesbuildingservices@hotmail.com Also available uPvc Windows, doors & conservatory Service Fensa certified

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0800 6 121 128 We specialise in the supply and installation of audio and visual equipment.

With 16 years experience, we have the knowledge to fulfill your requirements to the highest quality.

For your FREE no obligation consultation call Stephen on 0800 6 121 128 / 07973 400480 or email stephen@avcustominstalls.co.uk Trading standards approved Full public liability insurance

MOTs 27 Repairs & Servicing Air Conditioning Cars & Light Commercials Family Run Business Tyres, Tracking, Diagnostics Years service to our customers

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Are you looking for a traditional or contemporary Orangery in Hardwood, Aluminium or PVC-u?

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Local company of over 20 years standing.

Straight forward quotations without the ‘hard sell’.

Viewings and testimonials available.

See classified advert for other services and products available.

Specialists in orangeries, conservatories, Windows & doors

Telephone: 01732 849020 Mobile: 07860 483348 info@orangeriessoutheast.com www.orangeriessoutheast.com

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Unity Care Solutions Ltd We are a kent based organisation providing Nursing and Homecare services to many areas across Kent and East Sussex.

Whether you require a couple of hours assistance or a full 24 hr service, we can arrange an individual package for you.

Nursing Services l Highly skilled registered Nurses l Terminal care for clients who prefer to be nursed ....at home l Convalescent Care l Respite care Personal Care l Washing/bathing, dressing etc. l Assistance with waking and bedtime routine. l Help with mobilisation l Assistance with meals and domestic duties such

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Call us on: 01732 529591 38 Larkfield Road, Larkfield, Aylesford, Kent ME20 6BJ

visualix was born out of pure passion for what home entertainment should be. Providing the latest in hardware matched with installation techniques to achieve the very best in lifestyle entertainment. our team of installers have many years of Audio/visual installations experience, having created some breath-taking concepts from design through to implementation. Working closely with their sister company home cinema by design, together we are able to bring a touch of magic to our clients homes. no job is too large or too small for us. From a simple plasma screen installation to a fully dedicated home theatre, we are prepared and ready to take you through the whole process from consultation to the finished product.

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over the years we have bonded solid relationships with some of the leading suppliers of hardware like onkyo, denon, revox, crestron and many more. this means we can always offer competitive quotes at all budget ranges. All of our quotes have no obligation and are totally free. our professional manner will ensure you are 100% confident with our workmanship, hardware/software choices and overall finish of any project we take on.

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