MALLING LOCAL ORACLE APRIL 2018

ISSUE 170

DISTRIBUTION 16,500 HOMES & BUSINESSES

MALLING

APRIL

2018

News the local

Well let’s hope that is the last of the snow and freezing cold weather! Some of our distribution ran a couple of days late in March due to some ice cold pavements but we know they managed to get there during the days inbetween.

Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU Jane Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 Anna Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Cut off dates for advertising in the May editions are: • Malling 15th April • Maidstone 20th April • Tonbridge 20th April

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Again we have some great new advertisers this month who can help you with all the jobs you wrote on a list whilst eating your Easter eggs with your feet up!

Please do continue to send in your great reviews of advertisers if you have experienced some great work or customer service. We can put it on their advert page on the local Oracle website which helps everyone concerned.

If you are looking for a particular service, all you need to do is go to thelocaloracle.co.uk and input the category you are looking for with your postcode to find the nearest advertiser to you.

We have been increasing our social media presence so please do like and share on our page. If people ask for local recommendations and you have used an advertiser from the local Oracle, please do tell everyone about them and where you found them.

Thank you and have a great month.

Anna & Jane

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Contents the local News P2 CONTACT DETAILS P2 WHAT CAN THE LOCAL ORACLE DO FOR YOU? P6

Mr A Landscapes P18

FEATURE PAGES

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd P18

Mr Mower P18

MSB Roofing P18 Nelson Plumbing P19 Nightingale Bathrooms P19 Rolin Cleaning P20

Base Financial P7

Rowling Carpets P20

David Lloyd P3

SOS Window Works P20

Window Fix Direct P5

Stylehouse Shutters P1

BUSINESS SERVICES

Tate Fencing P21 Time For You Domestic Cleaning P21

Berry & Lambert Solicitors P8

Trade 2 Trade P22

BNI P8

Trade Glaze P48

Copy Shoppe P9

UK Splashbacks P21

Diligent Law P8 Tax Assist Accountants P9 Wrotham Computer Care P9

Andrew Smith Jewellers P23 Autospray Solutions P23

HOME & GARDEN

AW Foot Healthcare P23

Acorn Glacier P10

Camicie Italia Ltd P24

Aerial Man P9

FlightCatchers Taxis P24 Franks Restuarant P25

Artbuild P11

Fur Babies At Home P24

Ascot Plumbing & Heating P11

Gemini Beauty P27

ASD Electrical Services P11

Humphrey & Scace P26

Basically Bathrooms P11

Kings Hill Dry Cleaning P27

Beautiful Kitchens P12 Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating P12 Bramko P12

Kings Hill Shoe Repairs P28 Legal & Commercial Solutions Ltd P28

Brook Security P13 Cannon Commercial Services P13 Cinderella Dustbusters P13

Lucas P28 On The Fringe P29 Parkfoot P29

Classic Blinds P14

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd P29

Complete Garden Services P14

West Malling Opticians P30

Deluxe Carpet Cleaning P14

To advertise your business in the local Oracle please call 01732 525805/6

Kings Hill Garage & Car Sales P27

Fedurco Solutions Ltd P14 Fitted Doors P15 FJM Plumbing & Heating Ltd P15 Homefresh P15

CATEGORY INDEX P31 CATEGORY ADVERTS P32-46 EVENTS P47

Howard Caine Conservatories P16 Hylton Plumbing Services P17 Kent Carpet Cleaning Company P17 Marshalls Landscape Contractors P17

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What can we do for you?

We now have 3 editions with a distribution totalling 46,500 homes and businesses.

15k

Every 1/4, 1/2 and full page colour advert comes with: A-Z category advert and a page on our website.

We can print, supply leaflets and distribute 1,000 to 46,500 leaflets for you. Just tell us which areas you would like to target .

Aylesford Allington Barming Ditton Maidstone Ringlestone

Maidstone EDITION

Malling EDITION

16.5k

Addington | Birling | East Malling Halling | Holborough | Kings Hill Larkfield | Leybourne Leybourne Lakes | Mereworth Offham | Ryarsh | Snodland Trottiscliffe | Wateringbury West Malling

Each monthly edition can be found on our website where you can flick through the pages online.

You can have a page on our website for just ÂŁ10 per month which includes photos, a video, text and links to your website and social media.

East Peckham Five Oak Green Hadlow Matfield Paddock Wood Tonbridge

Tonbridge EDITION

15k

This is our business and you will only speak to us!

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Anna - Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 e: anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Jane - Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 e: jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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BUSINESS SERVICES

ENTERPRISE K Sports Cobdown Station Rd, Ditton Aylesford ME20

Working with clients as a team on individual and business legal matters, helping them achieve the results they seek in their personal and professional lives.

t: 01732 897 925 e: kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk a: Churchill Square Business Centre, Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4YU

Garage Estate/Letting Agent Carpet/Flooring Company Cleaner Gardener/Landscaper Sign Writer Florist Computer Support Call Anna on 01732 525806 to book your space!

Also in: Tunbridge Wells, Tonbridge, Sevenoaks and Paddock Wood

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‘THE AERIAL MAN’

Family business - established 30 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES

HOME & GARDEN

YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS FULLY INSURED Enjoy your free digital channels CCTV Installation

Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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01732 252127

ASCOT Plumbing & Heating

Leaking Taps, Toilets, Radiators Blocked Sinks and Drains Boiler Repairs, Servicing and Replacements Central Heating Repairs and Servicing All Aspects of Plumbing and Heating Work

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DRIVE & PATIO CLEANING SPECIALIST

d h an Was block d n 5. a s re m £7 g fro 45 pavin s from £ Patio

BRAMKO LTD

Gutter Cleanin Repair g & s from £50 * Free camera inspec tion

Block paving, patio slabs & decking restored to original condition.

Weed, moss & grime removal to prevent slippery surfaces.

Established 13 years - serving Kent & Sussex.

FREE Estimate and FREE on site cleaning demo.

Please call Mark Killick 01732 357660 | 07899 894 838 mik1969@hotmail.co.uk www.bramko.co.uk 12

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HOME & GARDEN Burglar alarms CCTV Access control Contact us now for your FREE consultation: 0800 281 249 info@brooksecurity.com www.brooksecurity.com

Brook Security has been protecting homes and businesses for more than 20 years.

We are NACOSS Gold acredited and can provide the very best standards of security.

Cannon Commercial Services For all your plumbing and central heating needs, including : � New boiler installations � Boiler servicing and breakdown � Boiler maintenance plans � Gas Safety checks and certificates

Your local and trusted plumbing & heating company Please contact 01732 430140 or email office@cannon-commercial.co.uk DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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HOME & GARDEN Seasonal services: Patio and path jet washing Fence/garden timber painting Shed re-felting High quality Compost supplied and dug in Leaf clearance and snow clearing Fence repair or replacement. Patio.

Artificial grass supplied and fitted All other services still available Let us design build and maintain all aspects of your garden. We will help you grow it or build it, if it’s in your garden we can do it!

� Nick on 07958 254090

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Quick Drying Stain & Mark Removal Dust Mites Treatment Stain Protection *Stain Guard Shield *ActiGuard Allergy Shield

Get rid of: Bacteria, Fungal Mould and House Dust Mites associated with:

Allergies, Eczema, Coughs, Respiratory problems, Watery eyes..

Fully Qualified and Safe

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YOUR LOCAL DRAINAGE SOLUTION l Blockages, Domestic & Commercial l Descaling & CCTV Surveys l Lining Repairs l Excavations l Soakaways l No call out charge l Card payments

East Malling, Kings Hill, Larkfield, Leybourne, Mereworth, Snodland, Wateringbury, West Malling.

01732 252112 Full price lists available online

07931 916 783 01732 887 091

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Email: deluxecarpetcleaninguk@googlemail.com www.deluxecarpetcleaning.co.uk

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HOMEFRESH CARPETS (Average) Normal Rate Special Rate Single Room (12’x12’) £ 52 Through Room (12x18’) £ 66 Hall, Stairs & Landing £ 66

£ 26 £ 33 £ 33

UPHOLSTERY 3 Piece Suite Leather 3 Piece Suite

£ 94 £ 156

£ 47 £ 78

CURTAINS Full length Half length

£ 84 £ 52

£ 42 £ 26

No Hidden Extras All prices inclusive of VAT. FREE PHONE 0800 6942024 THROUGHOUT THE SOUTH EAST Office Hours: 9am-7pm (Sat 10am-1pm)

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Tel: Mobile:

01732 843086 0797 0528822

HOME & GARDEN

Hylton Plumbing Services

Marshalls Landscape Contractors Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Email: hylton@hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Contact Hylton Reliable Qualified Plumber with 20 years experience Public Liability Insured No Call Out Fee

www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Maintenance Plumbing Burst Pipes Hot Water Cylinders Blocked Drains Radiators Leaking Taps New Loft Tanks

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured.

City & Guilds.

All work undertaken currently comes with a 3 year guarantee.

Contact: Tom Mobile: 07768 911241 or 01732 807997 Unit 1, Hernewell Farm, London Road West Malling, ME19 5DD www.marshallslandscapes.com

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Part of Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd

Professional, Family Run, Local Cleaning Company Carpet Cleaning | Rug Cleaning | Upholstery Cleaning | Wood Floor Restoration Leather Cleaning & Repair | Amtico Floor Care Wood floor installation Every Carpet Clean Customer Receives a Free Spot & Stain Remover!

Give the Willson family a call for a free inspection and quotation All Work Fully Insured Telephone: 01732 872 199 Website: www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Email: info@rolin.cc

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Mr Mower Garden Equipment Service and Repair

Professional Landscape and Garden Designer.

Specialist in Fencing and Gates.

Fully insured – No job too small!

Contact Rob on 0759 671 9295 All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Call Al now for a free quotation!

079738 64422

Find us on Facebook and follow us on Instagram @mralandscapes

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Free collection and delivery service covering all areas of Kent and Surrey.

Fully qualified Horticultural Engineer with over 30 years experience.

www.mrmower.co.uk

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NELSON PLUMBING & HEATING FAMILY RUN BUSINESS

PLUMBING

Taps, leaks, cylinders and tanks.

All plumbing undertaken.

DRAINAGE

Drain cleaning, jetting and repairs.

HEATING

Leaking or blocked radiators, pumps, central heating repairs and boiler breakdowns.

GAS

New boilers installed, oil boilers repaired and serviced.

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Dust free wood floor sanding and refinishing services.

Sub floor preparation and wood floor installation.

Fully trained, qualified and authorised affiliates of The Ultimate Floor Sanding Company.

Call 01732 872 199 or 07860 100295 www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

With a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods & artificial grass, you can either visit our website or we will bring samples to you.

With carpets starting from only £5.95 per square meter we are sure to have the flooring for any budget. All carpets priced over £10 per square meter include fitting.

FREE gripper & door bars when purchasing underlay.

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

Going on holiday?

Stressing about upsetting your fur babies?

FUR BABIES AT HOME

Leave them in the comfort of their own surroundings and we will come in and feed, clean out and cuddle.

Call Anna 07939 248983

Fully insured.

Gatwick Airport

London City Airport

1-4 Passengers from £45 5-8 Passengers from £75

1-4 Passengers from £60 5-8 Passengers from £80

Heathrow

Stansted Airport (incl. tolls)

1-4 Passengers from £70 5-8 Passengers from £105

1-4 Passengers from £78 5-8 Passengers from £110

Premier taxi transfer service for Kent and the South East based in West Malling Airports - Railway Stations - Seaports - Events - Long Distance We can accommodate up to 12 suitcases or equivalent luggage (e.g. golf club or ski’s etc.)

Telephone John Hosking on 07710 088144 E-mail: info@flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk Web: www.flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk 24

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*No pressure and absolutely no obligation*

We visit you in the comfort of your own home...

Arrange a Single will for only £99.00 usual price £149.00 or Mirror Wills for only £125.00 usual price £199.00

DON’T PUT IT OFF ANY LONGER

Ask about our: � Protective Property Trusts � Vulnerable Persons Trusts � Young Persons Trusts � Nil Rate Band Trusts � Pre-Paid Funeral Plans CALL US TODAY ON: 01732 252540 / 01892 800198 / 01622 320079 01474 770157 | www.humphreyandscace.co.uk 26

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UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

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Legal and Commercial Solutions Ltd FREE EXAMPLE OF A LIVING WILL What is a Living Will and do I need one?

We are very pleased to offer during the months of April May and June 2018 a free example of a Living Will with notes as to the meaning of the main clauses. To obtain your free copy please let us know your full name and address by telephone or e-mail.

If upon reviewing the sample document you decide that you would like to complete a Living Will then our fee will be £20.

We have over 40 years experience in the law and can help with most legal matters.

We are happy to visit you at home if you are local at no extra cost.

We can assist with:

NORMAL WILLS

– Cost is £75 for a basic Will (£100 for couples)

LASTING POWERS OF ATTORNEY - £99 (£149 for couples)

We can also help with most other legal matters.

We offer a free half hour discussion on any subject, face to face, over the telephone or by e-mail on

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We will be fully refurbished from the 16th April, come and visit......

We retail the full range of Moroccan oil products Ample free Parking Friendly family run salon Offering all aspects of hairdressing

otfhair.com 01732 840439 Little Market Row, Leybourne ME19 5QL

A wealth of expertise on your doorstep....

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd A wide range of financial services, including: Mortgages, Protection Inheritance Tax Mitigation Long Term Care Fee Planning Specialist advice for businesses Pension and Investment Planning

Clear and expert advice from a Chartered Financial Planner Call Dave Hurring on 01732 445 007 Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage.

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Category Accountants

Dry Cleaners

Recruitment

Aerials

Electricians

Removals & Storage

Alarms

Fencing

Restaurant

Appliance Repair

Financial Advisors

Roofing

Architectural Design

Footcare

Scrap Metal Clearance

Artist

Funeral Directors

Shoe Repairs

Bathroom Installations

Garage Doors

Shirts & Menswear*

Beauty & Complementary

Garden Landscapers*

Shutters

Blinds

Garden Services

Skip Hire

Building Refurbishment

Gas & Heating Services

Solicitors

Building Services

Gutter Cleaning & Repairs

Spanish Lessons

Business Insurance

Hair Salon*

Taxi Service

Hairstylist - mobile

Tree Surgery*

Handyman

Upholstery

Hypnotherapist/Remedial Hypnotist

Will Writing & Estate Planning

Ironing Services

Windows*

Business Networking Business Opportunity Car Body Repairs Car Sales Car Sales & Servicing Car Service & Repairs Carpentry Carpet Cleaning Carpets Charity Clubs Cleaning Computer Support* Conservatories Convenience Store/Garage Copy Shop

Key Cutter Kitchens Kitchen Splashbacks Lawn Mower Repairs Leaflet Distribution

Windows & Doors* Window Cleaning Wood Flooring Specialists * New Advertisers

Legal Services* Leisure Locksmith Loft Ladders & Hatches Logs & Firewood Opticians

Curtains

Oven Cleaners

Decorators*

Pet Services

Double Glazing

Plasterers

Double Glazing Repairs

Plumbers

Drainage & Plumbing

Printer

Driving Instructor

Property Maintenance

ALL ADVERTS ARE PLACED IN GOOD FAITH AND THE LOCAL ORACLE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ISSUES ARISING FROM THE USE OF SUPPLIERS WHO HAVE ADVERTISED.

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The Accountancy Practice

Brook Security

a: Suite 21, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 897929 c: Neil Craig e: neil@theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk www.theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk Free 1 hour consultation Fixed Fee Quotes Limited companies Sole Traders/Partnerships Self Assessment/Tax Returns Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll

t: 0800 281 249 e: info@brooksecurity.com www.brooksecurity.com

Burglar alarms.

CCTV Access control Contact us now for your FREE consultation.

Better safe than sorry...

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AERIALS

ALARMS

Simply Connected

Comet Security Systems

Aerials - Satellites - A/V t: 0330 113 2644 e: info@simply-connected.uk www.simply-connected.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, WiFi Problems?, Phone Points, TV Mounting, Home Cinema, CCTV, Fault Finding and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, Over 15 Years Experience.

t: 01634 249859 m: 0779 355 3615 www.cometsecurity.co.uk Protection for your Home or Business. Intruder Alarms, CCTV, Panic Alarms, Access Control.

Existing alarms serviced & maintained. Our systems do not require you to sign up for costly maintenance contracts.

Call Comet Security for a FREE survey.

ACCOUNTANTS

AERIALS

APPLIANCE REPAIR

Clover Accounting Services

The Aerial Man

Appliance Care and Repair

a: Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 523485 m: 07967 118639 c: Heidi Dennis e: heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns ACCOUNTANTS

TaxAssist Accountants

a: 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL t: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 c: Gary Richards e: garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk Free initial discussion.

Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service at our Larkfield Shop.

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t: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance. CCTV Installation.

(Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

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TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

m: 07545 044276 c: Graham e: 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

16 years experience.

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN

Creative Architectural Design Ltd t: 01732 824354 c: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf. Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

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BUILDING SERVICES

Christopher Marshall

Gemini Beauty

AAPM Construction

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BLINDS

BUILDING SERVICES

Basically Bathrooms

Classic Blinds

Any Aspect Builders Ltd

Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured

Fast friendly service.

Free quotes.

Different styles available: Roller, Verticals, Wooden, Venetian, Roman, Ail Venetian.

Fully guaranteed.

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BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BLINDS

BUILDING SERVICES

Bathroom Solutions

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd

Artbuild Ltd

BUILDING REFURBISHMENT

BUILDING SERVICES

a: Luddesdowne Nr Meopham t: 01474 813434 c: Christopher Marshall e: info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

t: 01732 321008 m: 07967 741445 e: tony.mckimm@yahoo.com

m: 07908 021913 c: David Bartholomew e: barti1@hotmail.com

Complete bathroom installs, supply and design.

Plumbing, tiling, splash panels, plastering, electrical work and waste removal.

Free estimates.

Public liability insured.

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

a: Larkfield t: 01732 842279 m: 07749 589414 e: angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Award winning Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

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t: 01622 730572 www.ClassicBlindsAshford.co.uk

a: Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB t: 01892 825522 m: 07767 326211 c: Stuart Munday e: stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

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Nightingale Bathrooms

t: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

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m: 07884 436279 f: 01634 247682 c: Paul e: info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

t: 01622 729536 m: 07407 764555 c: Kieron e: info@anyaspectbuilders.co.uk www.anyaspectuilders.co.uk Extensions, Loft conversions, Kitchens, Refurbishments, Bathrooms, Driveways Patios.

Over 20 Years experience.

Fully insured, Chas approved Free Quotes Reference’s Available.

t/f: 01622 817225 m: 07981 340893 e: jeff@artbuild.co.uk www.artbuild.co.uk Federation of Master builders.

Extensions & renovations, hard landscaping, swift approved cladding & guttering, tiled and flat roofing, kitchens, bathrooms, plumbing, electrics, flooring and decorating.

An established family company.

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Paul Tann Ltd

t: 01732 842863 m: 07956 313287 / 07834 810453 c: Paul e: paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

CAR SALES & SERVICING

R Blackman General Maintenance

Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Network Marketing Business

West Malling Garage

t: 01892 838668 m: 07887 948430 c: Richard Blackman e: rblackman1@btinternet.com

Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

t: 01732 521494 c: Jane Marshall e: jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

a: High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QN t/f: 01732 874350 c: Nick Errington www.westmallinggarage.co.uk Toyota Specialists.

All makes of vehicle serviced and repaired.

Vehicle diagnostics.

MOT station.

Car sales and sourcing of any vehicle.

CAR SERVICE & REPAIR

BUSINESS INSURANCE

Kings Hill Garage Limited

a: North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME19 4PU. t: 01732 849322

m: 07753 335044 c: Richard Hills e: richardhills@westfieldinsurance.co.uk www.westfieldinsurance.co.uk Independent Commercial Insurance Broker I am an appointed representative based near West Malling, so for all your Business Insurance requirements please contact myself today.

BUSINESS NETWORKING

ENTERPRISE K Sports Cobdown, Station Rd, Ditton, Aylesford ME20 6AU We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

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CAR BODY REPAIRS

CARPENTRY

Autospray Solutions

Chatfield Carpentry

CAR SALES

CARPENTRY

Kings Hill Car Sales

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services

a: Unit 18, Lake Road, Quarry Wood Industrial Estate, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7TQ m: 07773 340049 t: 01622 727263 c: Ben Award winning Kent based service and tradesmen for all your bodywork repair needs. Carried out at your convenience at home, work or our brand new unit in Aylesford.

(See Colour Ad On Page 23)

a: Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU t: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

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t: 01732 871449 m: 07985 273773 c: Steve Wheeler e: mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices. Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

t: 01622 816818 m: 07838 156170 c: Neil Hudson e: hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk www.facebook.com/hudsoncbs All aspects of Carpentry and Building including Extensions, Conversions, Kitchens, Bathrooms & more!

Full Project Management Service.

Over 25 years experience. Insured, local and reliable. See our Facebook page for customer feedback.

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CARPET CLEANING

Jonathan Lane

Homefresh

t: 01732 844222 m: 07713 928005 Insta: JLKITCHENSKENT Kitchens supplied and Fitted.

Bespoke Bedroom Wardrobes designed and Fitted.

All aspects of Carpentry covered Locally based, Fully insured, 16years experience.

t: Freephone: 0800 6942024 Carpet and upholstery cleaning offer.

50% discount.

Specialist Fabric Treatment.

Stainshield, Deodorising Treatment, Anti-Allergy Treatment, Conditioner.

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Rotary Club - Kings Hill khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/ Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

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CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

Paul Anthony Interiors

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd

Carpentry and joinery.

Kitchen installations.

Radiator Covers.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

CARPENTRY

CARPETS

CLEANING

Red Carpentry

Rowling Carpets

Cinderella Dust Busters Ltd

CARPET CLEANING

CHARITY CLUB

CLEANING

Deluxe Carpet Cleaning

Lions Club of Malling District

m: 07719 117250 e: info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk www.paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk

t: 01622 751447 m: 07896 904056 c: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

t: 01732 887 091 m: 07931 916 783 e: deluxecarpetcleaninguk@googlemail.com www.deluxecarpetcleaning.co.uk Carpet, mattress & upholstery cleaning.

Quick Drying.

Stain and Marks Removal.

Dust Mites Treatment Stain Protection.

(See Colour Ad On Page 14)

t: 01732 872199 e: info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

t: 01732 521355 m: 07484 508179 e: jeremy@rowlingcarpets.uk www.rowlingcarpets.uk We hold a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods and artificial grass and are happy to visit your home with samples. All carpets priced over £10 per square meter include fitting.

FREE gripper & door bars when purchasing underlay.

(See Colour Ad On Page 20)

Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm The Wealden Hall, 773 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE. To come and see what ‘Mauling’ Lions do visit www.mallinglions.club or Telephone Richard ( the lionheart ) 01732 670556

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Rotary Club of Malling Humanity in Motion We meet every Tuesday (except when there is a bank holiday in the week) at 6.30 pm for 7.00pm at SPADEWORK nursery, Offham.

See website for info. http://www.rcmalling.org.uk

t: 01732 887091 m: 07931 916783 e: cinderelladustbustersuk@googlemail.com www.cinderelladustbusters.co.uk Let us take over your house chores.

Daily, weekly or fortnightly. Insured, fully flexible & fully trained cleaners. *Cleaning, *Ironing, *Internal Windows, *After Party Cleans, *Private Waitressing, *Housekeeping, *Specialist Carpet cleaning, *Care of the Elderly *Requests welcome.

(See Colour Ad On Page 13)

GLEAMING CLEANING

Always busy? No time for cleaning?

Ovens NEED to be deep cleaned!

Ironing pile getting bigger?

Garden that never stops growing?

Hoovering & dusting getting you down?

Call us to leave your house gleaming!

Need any painting or decorating?

No job too BIG or too SMALL! For a professional 1-2-1 service with A Smile Free quotation 1st clean 10% Off

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Expert house cleaners you can trust Family business we are not an agency or franchise Fully insured We use our own products Fully uniformed “we buff til it sparkles” Call or email Nicola for a free quote: lovellshousekeeping@gmail.com 07984 662 494

APC Manpower Computer services t: 01732 790099 m: 07867771078 e: service@pcmanpower.co.uk VIRUS Removal Specialist Broadband WIFI issues SLOW Unresponsive PC PC Dead / Windows Issue IPAD Tuition & Setup New PC setup Printer & Email issues Fixed

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CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

CONSERVATORIES

Time For You

Home Computer Help

Howard Caine Conservatories

Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £11.50 per hour incl.

Experienced IT Professional providing an in-home service.

Computer setup. Virus removal Software installation.

Internet & email troubleshooting.

Training & advice.

Fixed prices - no hourly rates.

New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

(See Colour Ad On Page 16)

COMPUTER SUPPORT

CONVENIENCE STORE/GARAGE

t: 0800 458 1127 m: 07863 347587 e: north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

COMPUTER SUPPORT

AA Computer Services

m: 07904 910400 e: info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

t: 01732 220467 m: 07966 825265 c: Rob e: hchelp194@gmail.com

t/f: 01732 321050 m: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 e: Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk

01622 721000 info@kesuk.net www.kesuk.net Computer support, repairs & upgrades.

Virus and malware removal.

Complete business and home connectivity service.

For additional services see our website.

Unit 7, Kilnbridge Works, East Farleigh, ME15 0HD

(See Colour Ad On Page 29)

COMPUTER SUPPORT

COMPUTER SUPPORT

COPY SHOP

ALTONE Computers Ltd

Wrotham Computer Care Ltd

The Copy Shoppe

Providing excellent & friendly local service for 18 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

We are a local service that provides: IT support for business users and home users. Solutions to virus or spyware problems. Installation of wired or wireless networks.

t: 01634 328266 m: 07771 707035 c: Alan www.altone.co.uk

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t: 01732 780176 m: 07795 552440 e: support@wrothamcomputercare.com www.wrothamcomputercare.com

(See Colour Ad on Page 9)

a: 27 High Street, West Malling, ME19 6QH t: 01732 870483 e: design@thecopyshoppe.co.uk www.thecopyshoppe.co.uk Gift ideas with a personalised touch..

Canvas Prints Personalised Cards T-Shirt Printing Photos Enlarged.

(See Colour Ad On Page 9)

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DECORATORS

DECORATORS

Devain Bespoke Curtains

G J Services

Parrish Painting & Decorating

m: 07974 006146 e: info@devainbespokecurtains.co.uk www.devainbespokecurtains.co.uk Measuring, making and fitting services.

A wide range of beautiful fabrics also available including designer brands.

Contact today for a no obligation consultation.

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a: West Malling t: 01732 872125 m: 07764 684495 t: Guy Williams e: gjservices@btinternet.com Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Free Estimates

For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

DECORATORS

DECORATORS

Impact Decoration

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists

t: 01732 873726 m: 07882 597433 c: Sam Gregory e: info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy.

Internal and External decoration.

City and Guilds qualified.

Dulux Select Approved Decorator.

Fully insured. Domestic & Commercial clients.Virtually dust free sanding. Paper hanging.

a: 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB t/f: 01732 873754 m: 07971 542609/07824 887677 e: m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling. City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work.

References on request.

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DOUBLE GLAZING

John Green Décor Ltd

Trade Glaze

t: 0800 783 1916 e: sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service DECORATORS

DECORATORS

Choice Painting & Decorating

JP’s Decorating

City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest. I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

t: 01732 875507 m: 07761 601896 c: Dean Woolterton e: choicedec@outlook.com

m: 07967 190588 c: Mark

m: 07956 874044 or 07944 126353 c: Phil e: jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk

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a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

(See Colour Ad On Back Page)

This space can be yours from just £25+vat per month and go to 16,500 homes and businesses from Wateringbury through Larkfield, Leybourne and over to Snodland & Holborough.

Not just Kings Hill & West Malling.

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DRY CLEANERS

ELECTRICIANS

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited

Kings Hill Dry Cleaners

L.T Security & Electrical Services

Under New Management!

New Ironing service.

Free local collections.

Deliveries available.

Corporate contacts welcome.

Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties (12 locally) All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free Estimates. No job too small.

Experienced in working for the elderly.

Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved t: 01732 842691 m: 07870 213098 e: contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments Misted Sealed Units, Handles & Hinges.

Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient Units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed. Free telephone advice & call out.

Over 30 years experience in industry.

a: Shop 4, Liberty Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4AU t: 01732 522233 info@kingshilldrycleaners.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 27)

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

ELECTRICIANS

SOS Window Works

Andy Payne Electrical

a: The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ t: 01622 206690 m: 07779 006696 e: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

a: Braeburn Way, Kings Hill t: 01732 522 788 m: 07971 552 663 c: Lee Terry e: leeterry4@googlemail.com

ELECTRICIANS

(See Colour Ad On Page 20)

t: 01732 843661 m: 07830 456928 e: ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Domestic and Commercial Part P Qualified and registered with Napit.

City and Guilds 2330. 2365 Level 3 2391 Inspection and Testing 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

Full rewires and new fuse boards.

Periodic/Landlords Inspections.

Also new lights, sockets, power into shed’s and gardens.

DRAINAGE & PLUMBING

ELECTRICIANS

ELECTRICIANS

Ferdurco Solutions Limited

ASD Electrical Services

The Small Job Electrical Company

For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee

(See Colour Ad On Page 14)

(See Colour Ad On Page 11)

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

ELECTRICIANS

Glen’s Driving School

Fox Electrical Contractors

Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

t: 01732 252112 e: enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk

t: 01732 841966 m: 07525 209294 e: glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot 38

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t: 01634 624555 m: 07885 605424 e: asdelectricalservices@gmail.com

Tel: 01732 824458 Mob: 07901 776382 jamesleigh@newwaveelectrical.info www.newwaveelectrical.co.uk Part P, City & Guilds qualified Domestic, Commercial & Maintenance. No job too small, Free quotes, No call out charge House re wires, Garden lighting

t: 01622 870147 m: 07515 159821 Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home Lighting, Sockets & Switches Full or Part Rewire, Security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, Periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval.

NAPIT Approved No Call out charge.

Free, friendly and honest advice.

No hidden extras.

m: 07712 635942 Ben 07778 027947 Patrick

A friendly reliable family business with over 40 years experience.

No job is too big or too small.

Anything from replacing light fittings, switches and sockets, partial and full rewires, outside lights and outside sockets, safety testing.

Free Estimates. No call out charge.

NICEIC Registered.

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Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

t: 01732 874487 f: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes.

Over 18 yrs experience.

Visit our new website.

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GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

Graham & Partners Wealth Management Ltd

A D Landscapes Ltd

t: 0203 3300 950 m: 07977 429252 e: trevor.graham@sjpp.co.uk www.trevorngraham.co.uk Gain a clear perspective on your financial future. We provide a comprehensive wealth management service, offering specialist face to face advice tailored to you. Investment Planning, Retirement Planning, Protection Planning, Inheritance Tax Planning, Intergenerational Planning.

a: Ightham t: 01732 763114 m: 07790 036871 c: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

FENCING

FOOTCARE

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

Tate Fencing

AW Foot Healthcare

Checkley Landscapes

Suppliers of fencing materials.

Visit our Tonbridge depot.

Registered foot healthcare practitioner for all your routine and continued foot health treatments in the comfort of your own home.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

Call or email Adam to arrange an appointment.

(See Colour Ad On Page 23)

FINANCIAL ADVISORS

FUNERAL DIRECTORS

Base Financial

Viner & Sons Ltd

t: 01732 852596 e: sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk

a: 162 High Street, Tonbridge, Kent, TN9 1BB t: 01732 240000 m: 07860 774255 c: Christian Lovelock Dip PFS e: christian@basefinancial.co.uk www.basefinancial.co.uk

m: 07734 655 287 c: Adam Williams MCFHP MAFHP awfoothealthcare@gmail.com

a: 54 High Street, West Malling, ME19 6LU t: 01732 842485 c: Chris Sargeant e: chris@vinerandsons.co.uk www.vinerandsons.co.uk

t: 01732 351044 m: 07980 821795 c: Eddie Checkley e: ejcheckley@hotmail.com For all your installations and complete garden designs.

Patios, driveways, retaining walls in timber or brickwork, steps, decking, all types of fencing, planting designs.

No job too small. Free Quotations.

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

We are recruiting for LANDSCAPERS & LABOURERS. Full time with immediate start.

CSCS card & driver’s licence required.

Competitive rates depending on exp.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Investments, Pensions, Mortgages and Protection.

Personal service and help with your retirement planning.

(See Colour Ad On Page 7)

We are the only family-owned and run funeral directors in the Malling area.

Traditional, basic, horse drawn or bespoke funerals; we can offer you personal 24 day and night service.

Est. 1777 in West Malling.

Call Martyn Lock on 07772 017326 office@clockhouselandscaping.co.uk www.clockhouselandscaping.co.uk

FINANCIAL ADVISORS

GARAGE DOORS

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd

Garage Door Associates

Coe’s Landscapes

t: 01732 445 007 c: Dave Hurring A wide range of financial services, including: Mortgages, Protection.

Inheritance Tax Mitigation.

Long Term Care Fee Planning.

Specialist advice for businesses.

Pension and Investment Planning.

Clear and expert advice from a Chartered Financial Planner.

(See Colour Ad On Page 29)

a: Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland t: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

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t: 07944 442442 c: Tim Coe e: timcoe36@icloud.com www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

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GARDEN SERVICES

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

Marshalls Landscape Contractors

Garden Maintenance

Cannon Commercial Services

Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured and City & Guilds.

All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

For all your plumbing and central heating needs, including: New boiler installations Boiler servicing and breakdown Boiler maintenance plans Gas Safety checks and certificates.

t: 01732 807997 m: 07768 911241 c: Tom www.marshallslandscapes.com

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

t: Freephone: 0800 511 8081 c: Mark

t: 01732 430140 e: office@cannon-commercial.co.uk www.cannon-commercial.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 13)

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN SERVICES

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

Mr A Landscapes

V & S Garden Services

F.J.M Plumbing & Heating Ltd

Call Mr A Landscapes for all your fencing and garden needs.

We offer a free no-obligation quotation.

No job too big or too small.

Comprehensive range of garden services.

One off or full regular maintenance.

Complete year round lawn care.

Professional licensed weed control.

Hourly rates.

m: 07973 864422 c: Alexander Miller e: miller.am.sm@googlemail.com f/b: @mralandscapes

t: 01732 521224 m: 07958 997336 c: Sue or Vince

(See Colour Ad On Page 18) GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

Yew Tree Landscapes Ltd

Astral Heating & Gas Services

a: Larkfield t: 01732 848179 m: 07850 175077 c: Kevin Kennett e: yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

GARDEN SERVICES

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Plumbing, Heating, Servicing Installation, Breakdown, Repairs.

All Gas Appliances.

(See Colour Ad On Page 15)

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

c: 07748 876434 e: info@astralheatingservices.co.uk www.astralheatingservices.co.uk Boiler and central heating service and repair specialist with over 30 years of experience. Gas Safe registered, reliable and trustworthy, with the ability to solve all your heating and hot water problems.

Gas ovens and hobs repaired.

Landlords gas safety inspections.

GAS REG: 583332

Engineer of Oil, L.P.G. and Natural Gas. There is no job too small for us!

Covering your heating, hot water, cold water, oil, gas and L.P.G. installations, services and repairs in Kent.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating

Wicks Gas

Experienced Qualified Plumbing and Heating Engineer offers; Free Quotations for all your heating and plumbing requirements, No job too small, All calls handled promptly and efficiently.

(See Colour Ad On Page 12)

Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED: 212643

07522 967643 rosiepottle@hotmail.co..uk facebook.com/rosieglowengineering

t: 01732 883544 m: 07748 780811 c: Gerald Wicks e: wicksgas@btinternet.com

t: 01622 725558 m: 07968 424228 e: ben@bpterry.co.uk

info@completegardenserviceskent.co.uk (See Ad On Page 14)

m: 07709 352248 c: Fred Masters e: info@fjmplumbingandheating.co.uk www.fjmplumbingandheating.co.uk

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Bramko Ltd

Contact Mark Killick on 01732 357660 or 07899 894838 e: mik1969@hotmail.co.uk

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Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance

Cleaning from the safety of the ground, up to 4 storeys using Skyvac, accesses above conservatories and extensions. All areas cleaned out.

Free camera inspection and estimate.

From £50.

Drive and patio cleaning.

(See Colour Ad On Page 12)

m: 07726 525633 c: Bob e: insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly - Pressure Washing Patio & Drive Cleaning. Gardening Guttering. No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Estate Agent approved.

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On The Fringe

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I-O IRONING SERVICES

Bespoke Ironing

(See Colour Ad On Page 29)

DBS CHECKED | INSURED | GUARANTEED

t: 01732 874 521 m: 07803 788325 c: Claire Dolke e: claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

5 Star rated with Google & Facebook reviews.

Free collection and delivery

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

HANDYMAN

IRONING SERVICES

Kelly’s Hairdressing Services

Steve’s Home & Garden Services

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry

a: 1 Littlemarket Row, Leybourne ME19 5QL t: 01732 840439 www.otfhair.com Local family run business.

Ample free parking outside shop.

We will be fully refurbished from the 16th April, come and visit

m: 07951 202655 c: Kelly

Fully Qualified hairdresser I am experienced in cutting and colouring and have had advanced training in L’Oreal colour.

Professional and affordable service in the comfort of your own home.

I am polite, friendly and reliable.

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

c: Bruce Martin m: 07584 056821 e: bruce@kentshandyman.co.uk Bathrooms | Kitchens | Fencing Carpentry | Renovations | Tiling Doors & Windows | Paving Painting | Locks & Screens Repairs | Maintenance & More

t: 01732 846420 m: 07758 311576

Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

HYPNOTHERAPY/REMEDIAL HYPNOTIST

Michael Anthony Hairdressing

a: The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX t: 01732 872159 m: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 8-4 Monday-Fridays Clear pricing Fully insured Free collection & delivery service KEY CUTTING

Kings Hill Shoe Repairs t: 01732 841151

Kings Hill 01732 843518 | 07738 199477 Trained in all cutting and colouring techniques, Toni & Guy educated and L’Oréal colour Specialist, With 23 years industry experience.

Please call for prices and more information.

m: 07376 290943 c: Michael Wright Control Practictioner e: info@urbanhypnotist.co.uk www.urbanhypnotist.co.uk Let’s Change Habits, Phobias & Fears.

Anxiety, stop smoking, weight issues, goal settings, sexual issues, depression, memory and much more.

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Reliable and accurate key cutting While you wait.

Near Asda - Free parking.

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LEAFLET DISTRIBUTION

Beautiful Kitchens

the local Oracle

t: 01732 550020 m: 07889 028 889 e: info@beautifulkitchens.co.uk www.beautifulkitchens.co.uk A fusion of functionality, good taste and style.

We have been providing homes with bespoke kitchens, bedrooms and bathrooms for over 30 years. From creation through to fitting.

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L-O LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES

t: 01732 525805/6 e: info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

From production to distribution.

We can help you reach new customers for your business.

We can distribute from 1,000 up to 46,500 leaflets each month in the area of your choice.

Call to book your space.

KITCHENS

LEGAL SERVICES

Fitted Doors

Legal and Commercial Solutions Ltd

78 Glebe Lane, Maidstone ME16 9BA t: 01622 725649 m: 07802 726060 e: sales@fitteddoors.co.uk www.fitteddoors.co.uk

LOGS & FIREWOOD

t: 01732 521191 m: 07917 745498 e: legal-solutions@dsl.pipex.com

LOGS & FIREWOOD Seasoned logs, Firewood and kindling delivered to your door

With over 40 years of experience in the law and can hlep with most legal matters.

We are happy to visit you at home or you are local at no extra cost.

Roger 07831 499952 01732 521693 r.gluck@sky.com

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Mobile log splitting service Fallen trees cleared.

KITCHEN SPLASHBACKS

LEISURE

OPTICIANS

UK Splashbacks

David Lloyd Clubs

Glass Splashbacks, the popular, modern and hygienic wall finish in your kitchen or bahtroom - seamless, with no grout lines.

We design, measure, fit and finish in any colour.

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Discover what’s new at David Lloyd Kings Hill.

Book a club tour today.

LAWNMOWER REPAIRS

LOCKSMITH

Mr Mower

A.Maidstone Locksmiths

Transform tired kitchens and bedrooms in just a few days just by changing the doors, workstops and handles.

(See Colour Ad On Page 15)

t: 01622 727697 freephone: 0800 2321149 e: info@uksplashbacks.com www.uksplashbacks.com

m: 0759 671 9295 c: Rob All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

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a: 21 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill ME19 4UA t: 01732 873773 www.davidlloyd.co.uk/kingshill

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OPTICIANS

a: 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS t: 01622 410057 m: 07837 751611 c: John e: john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

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01732 844246 07939 248983

PLASTERERS

FUR BABIES AT HOME

anna@furbabiesathome.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 30)

Going away on holiday?

Weekend away?

Working late unexpectedly?

We will take the stress away from both you and your fur babies.

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Wall 2 Wall Plastering

t: 01634 313326 m: 07843 881657 c: Joe Bunting e: wall2wallplastering@hotmail.co.uk Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

OVEN CLEANERS

PET SERVICES

PLUMBERS

Oven Angels

Your Furry Friend’s Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter

Ascot Plumbing & Heating

t: 01892 514552 m: 07901 857608 www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products.

Now in their 20th year.

Prices from £45. Fully insured.

As written in the Evening Standard & Daily Telegraph.

t: 01732 842807 m: 07709 025684 c: Lisa e: LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk fb: YourFurryFriendsFriend

A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens. Available 7 days a week.

Fully insured and police checked

t: 01732 252127 Leaking taps, toilets, radiators.

Blocked sinks and drains.

Boiler repairs, servicing and replacements.

Central heating repairs and servicing.

All aspects of plumbing and heating work.

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OVEN CLEANERS

PLASTERERS

PLUMBERS

Oven Wizards

Charlie Skelly

DL Plumbing

t: 01622 616168 m: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000’s of local clients. Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

t: 07590 262809 All aspects of plastering & coving Friendly & professional Internal skimming High quality finish Free estimates City & Guilds fully qualified.

Dripping taps fixed New taps fitted Leaks fixed Emersion Heater elements replaced New radiators fitted Overflowing loft tanks fixed Dripping toilet overflow fixed Complete bathrooms fitted including design & tiling if required.

PLASTERERS

PLUMBERS

Greens Plastering

Hylton Plumbing Services

t: 01732 670849 m: 07737 860197 www.greensplastering.co.uk

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t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141

All aspects of plastering covered.

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a: West Malling t: 01732 843086 m: 07970 528822 c: Hylton Visser e: ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 17) WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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P Nelson Plumbing t: 01732 220443

Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

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LUCAS HAIR

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Recruiting Part Time or Full Time Stylists Call 01732 848222

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PRINTERS

91 High Street, West Malling ME19 6NA (See Colour Ad On Page 28)

D. P. Roofing

t: 01622 808103 m: 07517 106711 All types of roofing renewed and repaired, chimneys, guttering etc.

All work guaranteed.

Free quotes.

All areas covered.

REMOVALS & STORAGE

ROOFING

Goodfellows Removals & Storage

MSB Roofing Services Ltd

Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

Professional quick response emergency roof repairs and renewals.

Trading over 13 years.

a: Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL t: 01732 841841 f: 01622 753708

a: Suite 79, 5 Liberty Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4YU t: 01732 757555 e: info@msbservices.co.uk

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ROOFING

REMOVALS

DL Property Maintenance

William Kent & Sons Roofing

t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141/07841 658821 c: Dave or Matthew e: davelovelock@talktalk.net

t: 01732 824059 m: 07778 586865 c: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics.

All work insured and guaranteed.

Contact this local family business for more info.

RESTAURANT

SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar

TLC Scrap Metal

enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

a: 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH t: 01732 843247

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21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, Small weddings, Private function room.

(See Colour Ad On Page 25)

t: 07804 057096 c: Tom Calvert

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SOLICITORS

TAXI SERVICE

Camicie Italia Ltd

Berry & Lamberts Solicitors

FlightCatchers Taxis

t: 01732 521050 e: enquires@camicieitalia.co.uk www.camicieitalia.co.uk

a: Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 897925 f: 01732 897935 e: enquiries@the-solicitors.co.uk F/b: @berrylamberts www.the-solicitors.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 24)

Working as a team with clients on individual and business legal matters, helping them achieve the results they seek in their professional and personal lives.

(See Colour Ad On Page 8)

m: 07710 088144 e: info@flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk www.flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk Premier taxi transfer service for Kent and the South East based in West Malling.

Airports, Railway Stations, Seaports, Events and Long distance.

We can accommodate up to 12 suitcases or equivalent luggage. (golf clubs, or ski’s etc.)

(See Colour Ad On Page 24)

SHOE REPAIRS

SOLICITORS

TREE SURGERY

Sellers of Claudio Lugli QUALITALY mens and ladies wear.

Free mainland delivery CAMI05E

Kings Hill Shoe Repairs

Acacia Tree Care

Shoe repairs.

Trophies and engraving.

Key cutting.

Watch batteries fitted.

House numbers.

Glass engraving.

NPTC C&G Qualified, Fully insured.

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

a: 3b Liberty Square, ME19 4AU t: 01732 841151 www.shoerepairsmaidstone.co.uk

Tree work, Hedging, stumpgrinding, hard and soft landscaping, fencing and garden clear ups.

(See Colour Ad On Page 28) SHUTTERS

8 SPANISH LESSONS

Free consultation and written quotations TREE SURGERY

Stylehouse Shutters

t: 01732 752121 e: hello@stylehouseshutters.co.uk www.stylehouseshutters.co.uk

t: 01732 810695 m: 07734 087425 c: Amanda & Mathew Everest e: handetrees@sky.com

Based in West Malling, supplying and fitting the highest quality, bespoke window plantation shutters.

Free no obligation survey.

Local, friendly service.

3 year guarantee.

www.handetrees.co.uk

NPTC qualified and fully insured.

All aspects of tree, hedge and stump grinding work carried out. We are a local friendly business. We offer a professional service from start to finish. All our quotes are free.

(See Colour Ad On Front Page) SKIP HIRE

UPHOLSTERY

Haffenden Skip Hire

Interior Decor

a: East Malling t: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 m: 07850 049246

2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

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a: Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ t: 01732 871042 e: interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

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DG Solutions (Kent) Limited

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Fault-Finding, Misted Sealed Units, Repairs & Adjustments, Upgrades, Handles, Hinges, Cat Flaps. Free Quotations & Advice. 30+ years’ exp.

Abbi Window Cleaning

t: 0800 055 6082 www.abbiwindowcleaning.co.uk We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

WILL WRITING & ESTATE PLANNING

WINDOWS

WINDOW CLEANING

Humphrey & Scace

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited

All Clean Windows

Will Writing and Estate Planning Practitioners.

Don’t miss out on your chance to save!

Single Will today for just £75 or Mirror Wills for just £99.

Lasting Power of Attorney £149 No pressure and absolutely no obligation.

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Mothers receive a bottle of champagne on us!

(On orders placed by 31st March)

WINDOWS & DOORS

WINDOWS

WINDOW CLEANING

Trade Glaze

Tower Window Cleaning

t: 01732 252540 www.humphreyandscace.co.uk

Family run company of 30+ years, straight forward quotations, high quality products for all windows, doors and bi-folding doors.

In P.V.C-u, Hardwood and Aluminium.

T: 01732 849020 / M: 07879815088 www.orangeriessoutheast.com info@orangeriessoutheast.com

t: 01732 449093 www.t2twindows.com

0% Interest Free. Minimum 25% deposit.

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a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

t/f: 01622 745179 c: Jean Tandy e: jean.tandy@talktalk.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

m: 07712 247210 c: Peter

Established professional window cleaning company using the pure water pole system.

We specialise in residential and commercial cleaning and are a member of the professional window cleaning federation.

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WINDOWS

WINDOWS

WOOD FLOORING SPECIALISTS

Acorn Glacier

Window Fix Direct

Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd

a: Unit 3, Heronden Road, Parkwood Industrial Estate, Maidstone, ME15 9YR t: 01732 550054 m: 07860 831791 e: info@acornglassline.co.uk www.acornglassline.co.uk Rehau, Windows, Doors, Bifolds, Patios, Coloured GRP Doors, Porches, Conservatories.

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a: Unit 2, Bredhurst Business Park Westfield Sole Rd, Boxley ME14 3EH t: 01732441711 e: sales@windowfixdirect.co.uk www.windowfixdirect.co.uk Installations or Repairs? No problem!

Doors & Windows - Conservatories Solid Conservatory Roofs Fascias & Gutters - Misted Glass Units Broken Locks or Handles Draughty Doors & Windows.

(See Colour Ad On Page 5)

t: 01732 872199 m: 07860 100295 e: info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Wood floor sanding, oiling and laquering.

Trained by Pallmann Technicians.

All work fully insured.

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Events MONDAYS

WEDNESDAYS

9.30am, 11am, 1pm, 3.30pm & 5.30pm Yoga with Chris Stookes at Maidstone Community Centre, Marsham St, ME14 1HH.

• 9.15am Musical Bumps 2+ group, 10am, 1+ group 11.15am Babies group. Wendy Burns 07941 682007

• 10 - 11.15 am Yoga (Level 1-2) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

• 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling. For info please call 07768 447657

• 10-11am Music mayhem children’s music for 0-5yrs at Snodland CC. 07815 775 504

• 10am Zumba at Nettlestead VH (Low impact) Tanya 07531 839159

• 10.15am Adult Ballet classes Ryarsh Village Hall 07775 716714

• 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy & numeracy classes. 07768 447657

• 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605

• 3.30pm-4.30pm Dance Fitness at Leybourne Village Hall, 07979 750382

• 12pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane for beginners.

• 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy level.

• 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Advanced dancers.

01732 870715 • (Term time) 1.30pm Expressions Dance at Larkfield & EM Methodist Church ME20 6PN Syliva 01634 245767

• 5.30pm & 7.30pm Slimming World, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - 07914 842597 • 6pm Ballet Workout and Beginners’ Ballet Ryarsh Village Hall 07775716714 • 6.30pm INSANITY at Discovery School – Pay as you go £6 – 07970 482421 • 7-8.15pm Into to yoga at Borough Green Parish Church Hall. Julie 07989 185425 • 7pm Zumba at Yalding VH Tanya 07531 839159

• 6.30pm HITT at KH School – Pay as you go £6 – 07970 482421

• 7pm Speed & strength training for runners.

Larkfield Leisure Centre. All abilities welcomed. Louise via larkfieldac@gmail.com

• 7.30pm Zumba at KH School – Pay as you go £6 – 07970 482421

• (3rd) 7pm Wateringbury Flower Club at The Institute, East Malling.

• 8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

• 7.30pm Pilates at Discovery School, Pay as you go £8 – 07970 482421

TUESDAYS • 9.30am Musical Bumps 2+ group, 10.15am 1+ group at KHCH. Wendy 07941 682007 • 10am Baby Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969 • 10.30am Zumba Gold KH Community Centre – Pay as you go £6 – 07970 482421 • 11am Tots Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 • 11.15am Musical Bumps Baby Class and 3+’s 12.15pm at KHCH. Sarah 01732 321217 • 12 Midday Preschool Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969 • 11-12.30pm Improver/Intermediate Linedancing, Nettlestead VH 01732 872624 • 2-3.30pm Larkfield Knitting & Craft at Sycamore Tree Centre, Larfield Methodist Church. Just pop in. Contact 01634 245767 • 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at Snodland Library.

• 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 • 7.30-9.30pm The Snodland Women’s Club at the Snodland CC, Paddlesworth Rd, ME6 5DP First week free. Amanda Clark 07983 159989 • 7.30 Group running from Larkfield Leisure Centre. All abilities welcomed. Contact Louise via larkfieldac@gmail.com

• 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Call Angela on 01732 874928 for info.

• 8-10pm The Larkfield Women’s Club at Church Farm VH. Sarah on 07786 364063

THURSDAYS

• 6.30am BNI Enterprise meet at K Sports Club, Ditton. Call Anna on 01732 525806 to book.

• 9.30-10.15am Mini mayhem music for 0-1yrs East Malling Inst. Hall. 07815 775504 • 10.30-11.30am Music Mayhem children’s music 0-5yrs EM Inst. Hall 07815 775504.

• (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

(2nd) 2pm Leybourne Active Retirement Assoc. meet at Leybourne VH. Roy 01732 846050 • 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at West Malling Library.

• (Alternate) 2.30-4.30pm Men’s Retirement Group meet at Clout Memorial Institute, WM. 01732 846087

• 8.30pm Morris Dancing. St. Georges Hall, Wrotham, TN15 7AB. Male dancers welcome.

FRIDAYS • ( 3rd) 2pm Larkfield Active Retirement Association meet at Larkfield VH. Chris Baker 01732 873705.

• 7.30-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Peter 01622 717491.

SATURDAYS • 8am INSANITY at KH School – Pay as you go £6– 07970 482421 • ( 2nd Sat) 10am - 1pm Offham Farmers Market at Spadework, Teston Rd, Offham.

01732 870002

SUNDAYS • 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at DiscoverySchool, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

• 10-11am Fitness (Royal Marines Style) Bootcamp at Sports Hall, Leybourne Chase Community Centre, 82 Hawley Drive, ME19 4FL. Suitable for all abilities age 15+. Info from James 07595 465 684

...ALSO THIS MONTH Monday 9 April 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Moody Mare, Mereworth. £8 from 01622 813038.

Friday 13 April 8pm Through the Decades Quiz Night by The Heath Players to celebrate our 70th anniversary. East Malling Institute, Mill Street, ME19 6DD. Info & tkts 07505 059605.

Tuesday 17 April 8pm WM C.E. Primary School, Norman Rd, WM. Maltings and Malthouses in Kent. £3/£3.50 on the door.

Sunday 22 April noon to 4pm The Twitch Heritage Centre, Douce’s Manor, St. Leonard’s Street. Contact Barbara Earl on 01732 847678.

Brand new exhibition - old Fire & Police Stations.

Saturday 21 April 10-4pm Saturday Stitchers creative workshop @ The Clout, West Malling. £25. Bookings 07766 117779.

Saturday 21 April 8.30am The Great British Dog Walk at Ightham Mote, Mote Rd, Ivy Hatch, TN15 0NT in aid of Hearing Dogs. See website for full info. www.hearingdogs.org.uk Friday 27 April 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Wheatsheaf, WM.Tks 07976 637804.

• 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Malling School 01622 715576

Please re-submit ALL listings

• 7.15 - 8.15 pm Yoga (Beginners) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

of events for the May edition

• 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576

info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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