the local Oracle December 2018 Malling

ISSUE 178

DISTRIBUTION 16,500 HOMES & BUSINESSES

MALLING

DEC

2018 15% OFF

% 10 F OF

15% SALE UNTIL 14TH FEB

News the local

Dear Readers

Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU Jane Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805

Winter and December are finally here but what a wonderful hot Summer and great year we have had. We would like to thank all of our advertisers for putting your trust and business in our safe hands; it has been a pleasure working with you. Thank you to all our brilliant distributors who have delivered month after month in some of the hottest of temperatures; we couldn’t get to our readers without you. Lastly, a big thank you to our readers and users of the local Oracle who make it all worth while and who support local businesses and keep us all going. Please keep the feedback coming in.

Anna Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all.

info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk

Please keep safe over the festive season and we will be back again in January. Please note, our cut off dates are slightly earlier for the January edition.

Cut off dates for advertising in the January editions are: • Maidstone 17th December • Malling 12th December • Tonbridge 17th December

All editions can be found on the website each month if you lose your copy or wish to share with someone else www.thelocaloracle.co.uk. We will be also be sharing information on our social media pages which can easily be found.... facebook.com/thelocaloracle or Twitter.com/ thelocaloracle.

We look forward to hearing your feedback.

thelocaloracle thelocaloracle

Anna & Jane

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Contents the local News P2 CONTACT DETAILS P2

SOS Window Works P19

BUSINESS SERVICES

Time For You Domestic Cleaning P19

Stylehouse Shutters P1 Tate Fencing P19

Berry & Lambert P6

Trade 2 Trade Windows P20 Trade Glaze P48

BNI P6

UK Splashbacks P21

Decodeit P7

Windowfix Direct P5

Diligent Law P6 Get It Repaired P8 Tax Assist Accountants P7

Autospray Solutions P22

The Copy Shoppe P7 Wrotham Computer Care P7

AW Foot Healthcare P22

HOME & GARDEN

Camicie Menswear P24

Cake P23

A Kent Upholstery Cleaning Co P9 Acorn Glacier P10

David Lloyd Clubs P3 FlightCatchers Taxis P26

Aerial Man P9

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar P25

Ascot Plumbing P9

Gemini Beauty P26

ASD Electrical Services P9

Glenbrook Clinic P28

Basically Bathrooms P12

Humphrey & Scace P27

Bathe In Safety P11

Kings Hill Dry Cleaners P28

Beautiful Kitchens P11

Kings Hill Garage & Car Sales P28

Blaize Services Ltd P12

Kings Hill Shoe Repairs P28

Bramko P12

Lucas Hair P29

Cinderella Dustbusters P12

On The Fringe P29

Classic Blinds P13

Parkfoot P30

Complete Garden Services P13

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd P30

CPS P13

The Orchards East Malling P30

Fedurco Solutions Ltd P14

The Osteo Group P30

Fitted Doors P14 FJM Plumbing P14 Garolla Roller Shutter Doors P15 Homefresh P15 Howard Caine Conservatories P16

To advertise your business in the local Oracle please call 01732 525805/6

Chris Marshall P22

Hylton Plumbing Services P15 Marshalls Landscape Contractors P17

WHAT CAN THE LOCAL ORACLE DO FOR YOU? P31 CATEGORY INDEX P32 CATEGORY ADVERTS P33-46 EVENTS P47

Mr A Landscapes P17 MSB Roofing P18 Nelson Plumbing P17 Nightingale Bathrooms P18 Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd P18 Rowling Carpets P19

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BUSINESS SERVICES

ENTERPRISE K Sports Cobdown Station Rd, Ditton Aylesford ME20

Working with clients as a team on individual and business legal matters, helping them achieve the results they seek in their personal and professional lives.

t: 01732 897 925 e: kingshill@the-solicitors.co.uk www.the-solicitors.co.uk a: Churchill Square Business Centre, Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4YU

Garage Estate/Letting Agent Carpet/Flooring Company Cleaner Gardener/Landscaper Sign Writer Florist Computer Support Call Anna on 01732 525806 to book your space!

Also in: Tunbridge Wells, Tonbridge, Sevenoaks and Paddock Wood

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Apple Mac Specialist www.decodeit.co.uk

YOUR LOCAL COMPUTER SUPPORT SERVICE Full Service IT Solutions for Home Users and Business Apple Mac & PC Support Systems Diagnostics Hardware/Software Supplies Email Domain Set Up G Suite/Cloud Migration Desktop/Laptop Repairs Data Recovery End User Support Please contact us with any issues or support requirements you have. We offer competitive rates and a great local service.

✆ 01622 200 006 or 07717 326 993 ✉ enquiries@decodeit.co.uk

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80 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU 08

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Part of Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd

Professional, Family Run, Local Cleaning Company Upholstery Cleaning Leather Cleaning & Repair Give the Willson family a call for a free inspection and quotation All Work Fully Insured Telephone: 01732 872 199 www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Email: info@rolin.cc

HOME & GARDEN

A Kent Upholstery & Leather Cleaning Company

‘THE AERIAL MAN’

Family business - established 30 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES

YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS FULLY INSURED Enjoy your free digital channels CCTV Installation

Tel: 01732 883542 or: 01622 871614 Kings Hill

01732 252127

ASCOT Plumbing & Heating

Leaking Taps, Toilets, Radiators Blocked Sinks and Drains Boiler Repairs, Servicing and Replacements Central Heating Repairs and Servicing All Aspects of Plumbing and Heating Work DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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HOME & GARDEN

01622 430290 or 07581 154499

DON’T RISK BLOCKED GUTTERS.... exposing your home to damp & rot The all new Sky Vac Cleaning system prevents costly repairs • Cleaning from the safety of the ground, up to 3 storeys.

• On board camera for precision cleaning.

• Accesses above restricted areas such as conservatories, extensions, valley/box gutters, garages and small spaces.

• Gutter repairs.

Free camera inspection & estimate.

GUTTER CLEANING FROM £50 NO MESS NO FUSS

BRAMKO LTD

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Domestic, commercial, Industrial Installations, Maintainance & Service.

Electrical installations House rewires Distribution board upgrades Lighting, Garden lighting Remote garden lighting Call/Door Entry Systems CCTV, Electric Gate manufacture Gate Automation Intercom Entry Systems Intruder Alarms, Access Control Security lights Pay via Card, Bacs or lease.

0800 083 2483 OR 07813 925125 sales@cpskent.com www.cpskent.com

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YOUR LOCAL DRAINAGE SOLUTION

l Blockages, Domestic & Commercial l Descaling & CCTV Surveys l Lining Repairs l Excavations l Soakaways l No call out charge l Card payments East Malling, Kings Hill, Larkfield, Leybourne, Mereworth, Snodland, Wateringbury, West Malling.

01732 252112 WWW.FEDURCOSOLUTIONS.CO.UK

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HOMEFRESH

Hylton Plumbing Services

CARPETS (Average) Normal Rate Special Rate Single Room (12’x12’) £ 52 Through Room (12x18’) £ 66 Hall, Stairs & Landing £ 66

£ 26 £ 33 £ 33

UPHOLSTERY 3 Piece Suite Leather 3 Piece Suite

£ 47 £ 78

CURTAINS Full length Half length

£ 94 £ 156 £ 84 £ 52

No Hidden Extras All prices inclusive of VAT. FREE PHONE 0800 6942024 THROUGHOUT THE SOUTH EAST Office Hours: 9am-7pm (Sat 10am-1pm)

£ 42 £ 26

Tel: Mobile:

01732 843086 0797 0528822

Email: hylton@hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Contact Hylton Reliable Qualified Plumber with 20 years experience Public Liability Insured No Call Out Fee

www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk 50 DISC % OUN T

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Maintenance Plumbing Burst Pipes Hot Water Cylinders Blocked Drains Radiators Leaking Taps New Loft Tanks

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Marshalls Landscape Contractors Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured.

City & Guilds.

All work undertaken currently comes with a 3 year guarantee.

Contact: Tom Mobile: 07768 911241 or 01732 807997 Unit 1, Hernewell Farm, London Road West Malling, ME19 5DD www.marshallslandscapes.com

TNP

NELSON PLUMBING

Professional Landscape and Garden Designer.

Specialist in Fencing and Gates.

Fully insured – No job too small!

Call Al now for a free quotation!

079738 64422

Find us on Facebook and follow us on Instagram @mralandscapes

NELSON PLUMBING & HEATING

TNP

NELSON PLUMBING

FAMILY RUN BUSINESS

PLUMBING

Taps, leaks, cylinders and tanks.

All plumbing undertaken.

DRAINAGE

Drain cleaning, jetting and repairs.

HEATING

Leaking or blocked radiators, pumps, central heating repairs and boiler breakdowns.

GAS

New boilers installed, oil boilers repaired and serviced.

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With a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods & artificial grass, you can either visit our website or we will bring samples to you.

With carpets starting from only £5.95 per square meter we are sure to have the flooring for any budget. All carpets priced over £10 per square meter include fitting.

FREE gripper & door bars when purchasing underlay.

07368 472265 rowlingcarpets@outlook.com www.rowlingcarpets.uk

£12.50

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Inadequate Splashback?  Is your splashback too narrow?  Do you splash the walls either side when cooking?  Walls getting ruined?  Is your current splashback hard to clean?

We Can Help…

We will remove your existing splashback & replace with a new, wider glass one in any shade of your favourite colour.

Any size, any shape – We measure & fit.

Glass is amazingly easy to clean & will protect your walls.

Glass Splashbacks

CALL NOW SALE ENDING SOON

Are the Popular, Modern & Hygienic Wall Finish in Your Kitchen or Bathroom – Seamless, with No Grout Lines

Glass Splashbacks with a personal touch We Design, Measure, Fit & Finish – in any colour.

Free home design visits available Contact us for info.

www.uksplashbacks.com Tel 01622 727697

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Free 0800 2321149 info@uksplashbacks.com

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

Leaflet Print & Distribution 5,000 x A6, double sided leaflets, printed and delivered for just

£295+vat

10,000 A6, double sided leaflets, printed and delivered for just Motorcycle Drawings for the man who has everything!

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£550+vat

Give us a call or drop us an email.

01732 525805/6

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

CAKE. Abbey Arcade, 98 High Street (Behind Baldocks)

West Malling, Kent ME19 6NE Cake Cupcake Pupcake (dogs) Cupfake (vegan) & much more...

Opening Times: Monday & Sunday Closed (Open on Farmer’s Market Sunday) Tuesday - Friday: 10am - 4.30pm Saturday 10am - 3pm

@cakeinkent

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

Gatwick Airport

London City Airport

1-4 Passengers from £45 5-8 Passengers from £75

1-4 Passengers from £60 5-8 Passengers from £80

Heathrow

Stansted Airport (incl. tolls)

1-4 Passengers from £70 5-8 Passengers from £105

1-4 Passengers from £78 5-8 Passengers from £110

Premier taxi transfer service for Kent and the South East based in West Malling Airports - Railway Stations - Seaports - Events - Long Distance We can accommodate up to 12 suitcases or equivalent luggage (e.g. golf club or ski’s etc.)

Telephone John Hosking on 07710 088144 E-mail: info@flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk Web: www.flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk

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UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

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MERRY CHRISTMAS From all the staff at OTF 20% off all colour through January Moroccanoil Gift Sets available

Ample free parking Friendly family run salon Offering all aspects of hairdressing

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of FULL Parkfoot surprises

Christmas@ Parkfoot Order online at www.parkfoot.net/shop

Open 24 hours, 365 days a year 265 London Road, West Malling, ME19 5AE www.parkfoot.net • 01732 840000

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What can we do for you?

Aylesford Allington Barming Ditton Maidstone Ringlestone

Maidstone EDITION

15k

We now have 3 editions with a distribution totalling 46,500 homes and businesses.

Every 1/4, 1/2 and full page colour advert comes with: A-Z category advert and a page on our website.

Malling EDITION

We can print, supply leaflets and distribute 1,000 to 46,500 leaflets for you. Just tell us which areas you would like to target .

Each monthly edition can be found on our website where you can flick through the pages online.

You can have a page on our website for just ÂŁ10 per month which includes photos, a video, text and links to your website and social media.

16.5k

Addington | Birling | East Malling Halling | Holborough | Kings Hill Larkfield | Leybourne Leybourne Lakes | Mereworth Offham | Ryarsh | Snodland Trottiscliffe | Wateringbury West Malling

Tonbridge EDITION

15k

East Peckham Five Oak Green Hadlow Matfield Paddock Wood Tonbridge

This is our business and you will only speak to us!

Anna & Jane

Anna - Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 e: anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Jane - Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 e: jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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Category Accountants

Driveway Cleaning & Repairs

Plasterers

Aerials

Dry Cleaners

Plumbers

Alarms

Education*

Property Maintenance

Appliance Repair

Electricians

Recruitment

Architectural Design

Event Venue

Removals & Storage

Artist

Fencing

Art Classes

Financial Advisors

Bathroom Installations

Footcare

Beauty & Complementary

Garage Doors

Beauty Treatments*

Garden Landscapers*

Blinds Building Refurbishment Building Services* Business Insurance Business Networking Cakes Car Body Repairs Car Sales Car Service & Repairs Carpentry* Carpet Cleaning Carpets

Garden Services Gas & Heating Services* Hair Salon Hairstylist - mobile Handyman Health Interior Design* Ironing Services Key Cutter Kitchens Kitchen Splashbacks Law Tuition

Cleaning Computer Support Conservatories Convenience Store/Butchers Copy Shop Curtain Maker Decorators* Document Storage and Secure Destruction

Restaurant Roofing Save Money* Scrap Metal Clearance Shirts & Menswear Shoe Repairs Shutters Skincare Skip Hire Solicitors Taxi Service Tree Surgery Upholstery & Leather Cleaning Upholstery Will Writing & Estate Planning Windows Window Cleaning

Legal Services* Leisure Locksmith

* New Advertisers

Loft Ladders & Hatches Logs & Firewood Mobile Phone & Tablet Repair Osteopath* Oven Cleaners

Double Glazing

Pest Control

Double Glazing Repairs

Pet Services

Drainage & Plumbing

Pilates

Cut off dates: Maidstone: 17th December (Delivery - 2nd week of month) Malling: 12th December (Delivery - 1st week of month) Tonbridge: 17th December (Delivery - 2nd week of month)

ALL ADVERTS ARE PLACED IN GOOD FAITH AND THE LOCAL ORACLE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ISSUES ARISING FROM THE USE OF SUPPLIERS WHO HAVE ADVERTISED.

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APPLIANCE REPAIR

The Accountancy Practice

Appliance Care and Repair

a: Suite 21, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 897929 c: Neil Craig e: neil@theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk www.theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk Free 1 hour consultation Fixed Fee Quotes Limited companies Sole Traders/Partnerships Self Assessment/Tax Returns Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll

m: 07545 044276 c: Graham e: 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

16 years experience.

AERIALS

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN

Simply Connected

Creative Architectural Design Ltd

Aerials - Satellites - A/V t: 0330 113 2644 e: info@simply-connected.uk www.simply-connected.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, WiFi Problems?, Phone Points, TV Mounting, Home Cinema, CCTV, Fault Finding and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, Over 15 Years Experience.

t: 01732 824354 c: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf. Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

ACCOUNTANTS

AERIALS

ARTIST

Clover Accounting Services

The Aerial Man

Christopher Marshall

a: Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 523485 m: 07967 118639 c: Heidi Dennis e: heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns

t: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance. CCTV Installation.

(Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

(See Colour Ad On Page 9)

a: Luddesdowne, Nr Meopham t: 01474 813434 e: info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

ACCOUNTANTS

ALARMS

ART CLASSES

TaxAssist Accountants

Brook Security

The Seasons Art Class Maidstone

Free initial discussion.

Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service at our Larkfield Shop.

Burglar alarms.

CCTV Access control Contact us now for your FREE consultation.

Better safe than sorry...

a: 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL t: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 c: Gary Richards e: garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk

t: 0800 281 249 e: info@brooksecurity.com www.brooksecurity.com

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a: Oakwood House Hotel, Maidstone ME16 8AE t: 01622 534074 c: Sarah Edwards e: sarah@artclassmaidstone.co.uk fb: theseasonsartclassmaidstone www.artclassmaidstone.co.uk

A friendly and relaxed art course designed for budding artists at all levels. Learn new skills. Make new friends. Enjoy being creative!

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BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY

BLINDS

Basically Bathrooms

Gemini Beauty

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BEAUTY TREATMENTS

BUILDING REFURBISHMENT

Bathe In Safety

Amelias Closet

t: 01732 321008 m: 07967 741445 e: tony.mckimm@yahoo.com Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 12)

t: 01622 962108 www.batheinsafety.co.uk Easy Access Bathrooms.

Safe, sound and stylish.

Walk-in showers.

Walk-in baths.

Wetrooms.

Zero VAT on Mobility bathrooms.

(See Colour Ad On Page 11)

a: Larkfield t: 01732 842279 m: 07749 589414 e: angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Award winning Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

(See Colour Ad On Page 26)

a: Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB t: 01892 825522 m: 07767 326211 c: Stuart Munday e: stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

a: Regus, 26 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill, t: 01732 424016 www.ameliascloset.co.uk We have a comprehensive menu of Nail and Beauty Treatments set in spacious, relaxing surroundings in KINGS HILL, Kent.

We are open 7 days a week, late on Thursdays with easy parking and friendly welcoming Qualified Therapists.

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BEAUTY TREATMENTS

BUILDING SERVICES

Bathroom Solutions

The Glenbrook Clinic

AAPM Construction

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BLINDS

BUILDING SERVICES

Nightingale Bathrooms

Classic Blinds

Any Aspect Builders Ltd

Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

Fast friendly service.

Free quotes.

Different styles available: Roller, Verticals, Wooden, Venetian, Roman, Ail Venetian.

Fully guaranteed.

m: 07908 021913 c: David Bartholomew e: barti1@hotmail.com

Complete bathroom installs, supply and design.

Plumbing, tiling, splash panels, plastering, electrical work and waste removal.

Free estimates.

Public liability insured.

t: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk

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a: Barham Court, Teston, ME18 6BZ t: 01622 232648 c: Dr Michael Flitman e: bookings@glenbrookclinic.com www.glenbrookclinic.com Private clinic offering non-surgical aesthetic procedures for men and women. Consultations are always free. All treatments carried out by qualified medical doctors. Bespoke treatments in beautiful surroundings.

(See Colour Ad On Page 28)

t: 01622 730572 www.ClassicBlindsAshford.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 13)

m: 07884 436279 f: 01634 247682 c: Paul e: info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

t: 01622 729536 m: 07407 764555 c: Kieron e: info@anyaspectbuilders.co.uk www.anyaspectuilders.co.uk Extensions, Loft conversions, Kitchens, Refurbishments, Bathrooms, Driveways Patios.

Over 20 Years experience.

Fully insured, Chas approved Free Quotes Reference’s Available.

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BUILDING SERVICES

Castleview Construction.

R Blackman General Maintenance

m: 07768 333805 e: stevefuller67@me.com

Extensions, kitchens and bathrooms updated and replaced.

General refurbishments and Decorating.

All aspects of roofing and guttering.

Replacement windows and doors.

Fully insured.

35 years experience.

t: 01892 838668 m: 07887 948430 c: Richard Blackman e: rblackman1@btinternet.com

Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

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BUILDING SERVICES

CAKE

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services

Star Construction

CAKE.

t: 01622 816818 m: 07838 156170 c: Neil Hudson e: hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk www.facebook.com/hudsoncbs All aspects of Carpentry and Building including Extensions, Conversions, Kitchens, Bathrooms & more!

Full Project Management Service.

Over 25 years experience. Insured, local and reliable. See our Facebook page for customer feedback.

BUILDING SERVICES

m: 07930 244454 e: info@starconstruction.net www.starconstruction.net

a: Abbey Arcade, 98 High Steet, West Malling, Kent ME19 6NE f/b: @cakeinkent

New Builds.

Extensions.

Renovations.

Garden Rooms.

Developments.

See how we measure up!

Cake, Cupcakes Pupcake (dogs), Cupfake (vegan) & much more....

Opening times: Tuesday - Friday 10am - 4.30pm Saturday 10am - 3pm Monday & Sunday - Closed (See Colour Ad On Page 23)

BUSINESS INSURANCE

m: 07753 335044 c: Richard Hills

Structural Works Building Works Project Management Contact Us: t: 020 3441 7606 info@imperiumengineering.co.uk BUILDING SERVICES

Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

SUGAR AND BUTTER

www.sugarandbutter.co.uk lisa@sugarandbutter.co.uk 07783 426 696

e: richard.hills@westfieldinsurance.co.uk www.westfieldinsurance.co.uk Independent Commercial Insurance Broker I am an appointed representative based near West Malling, so for all your Business Insurance requirements please contact myself today.

All sizes & flavours of cakes made.

Cupcakes and edible gifts also available.

Love, Laugh & Eat Cake

BUSINESS NETWORKING

CAR BODY REPAIRS

Paul Tann Ltd

t: 01732 842863 m: 07956 313287 / 07834 810453 c: Paul e: paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk

CAKE

Celebrating a birthday? Christening?

Wedding? Order now for Christmas.

Autospray Solutions ENTERPRISE K Sports Cobdown, Station Rd, Ditton, Aylesford ME20 6AU We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

01732 525806 (See Colour Ad On Page 6)

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a: Unit 18, Lake Road, Quarry Wood Industrial Estate, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7TQ m: 07773 340049 t: 01622 727263 c: Ben Award winning Kent based service and tradesmen for all your bodywork repair needs. Carried out at your convenience at home, work or our brand new unit in Aylesford.

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Kings Hill Car Sales

Red Carpentry

a: Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU t: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

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GLEAMING CLEANING

t: 01622 751447 m: 07896 904056 c: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

CAR SERVICE & REPAIR

CARPET CLEANING

Kings Hill Garage Limited

Homefresh

Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics

Carpet and upholstery cleaning offer.

50% discount.

Specialist Fabric Treatment.

Stainshield, Deodorising Treatment, Anti-Allergy Treatment, Conditioner.

a: North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME19 4PU. t: 01732 849322

(See Colour Ad On Page 28)

Always busy? No time for cleaning?

Ovens NEED to be deep cleaned!

Ironing pile getting bigger?

Garden that never stops growing?

Hoovering & dusting getting you down?

Call us to leave your house gleaming!

Need any painting or decorating?

No job too BIG or too SMALL! For a professional 1-2-1 service with A Smile Free quotation 1st clean 10% Off

Call Terri: 07486 860647 CLEANING

Expert house cleaners you can trust

t: Freephone: 0800 6942024

Family business we are not an agency or franchise Fully insured We use our own products Fully uniformed “we buff til it sparkles” Call or email Nicola for a free quote: lovellshousekeeping@gmail.com 07984 662 494

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CARPENTRY

CARPETS

CLEANING

Chatfield Carpentry

Rowling Carpets

Time For You

t: 01732 871449 m: 07985 273773 c: Steve Wheeler e: mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices. Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

m: 07368 472265 e: rowlingcarpets@outlook.com www.rowlingcarpets.uk With a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods and artificial grass and are happy to visit your home with samples. All carpets priced over £10 per square meter include fitting.

FREE gripper & door bars when purchasing underlay.

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

t: 0800 458 1127 m: 07863 347587 e: north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £12.50 per hour incl.

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CARPENTRY

CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

Paul Anthony Interiors

Cinderella Dust Busters Ltd

AA Computer Services

m: 07719 117250 e: info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk www.paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk Carpentry and joinery.

Kitchen installations.

Radiator Covers.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

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t: 01732 887091 m: 07931 916783 e: cinderelladustbustersuk@googlemail.com www.cinderelladustbusters.co.uk Let us take over your house chores.

Daily, weekly or fortnightly. Insured, fully flexible & fully trained cleaners. *Cleaning, *Ironing, *Internal Windows, *After Party Cleans, *Private Waitressing, *Housekeeping, *Specialist Carpet cleaning, *Care of the Elderly *Requests welcome.

(See Colour Ad On Page 12)

t: 01732 247003 m: 07904 910400 e: info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

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COMPUTER SUPPORT

CURTAINS

ALTONE Computers Ltd

Wrotham Computer Care Ltd

Devain Bespoke Curtains

t: 01634 328266 m: 07771 707035 c: Alan www.altone.co.uk

Providing excellent & friendly local service for 18 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates

t: 01732 780176 m: 07795 552440 e: support@wrothamcomputercare.com www.wrothamcomputercare.com We are a local service that provides: IT support for business users and home users. Solutions to virus or spyware problems. Installation of wired or wireless networks.

(See Colour Ad on Page 7)

COMPUTER SUPPORT

CONSERVATORIES

Decodeit

Howard Caine Conservatories

Your local computer support service.

Full service IT solutions for home users and business.

Apple Mac & PC. Hardware/software supplies.

Email domain set up.

(See Colour Ad On Page 7)

New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

(See Colour Ad On Page 16)

COMPUTER SUPPORT

CONVENIENCE STORE/BUTCHERS

t: 01622 200 006 m: 07717 326 993 e: enquiries@decodeit.co.uk www.decodeit.co.uk

t/f: 01732 321050 m: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 e: Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk

m: 07974 006146 e: info@devainbespokecurtains.co.uk www.devainbespokecurtains.co.uk Curtain Measuring, making and fitting services.

A wide range of beautiful fabrics also available including designer brands.

Soft furnishing including cushions, bolsters, bedroom.

Contact today for a no obligation consultation.

D-G DECORATORS

Home Computer Help

Choice Painting & Decorating

Experienced IT Professional providing an in-home service.

Computer setup. Virus removal Software installation.

Internet & email troubleshooting.

Training & advice.

Fixed prices - no hourly rates.

City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

t: 01732 220467 m: 07966 825265 c: Rob e: hchelp194@gmail.com

COMPUTER SUPPORT

01622 721000 info@kesuk.net www.kesuk.net Computer support, repairs & upgrades.

Virus and malware removal.

Complete business and home connectivity service.

For additional services see our website.

Unit 7, Kilnbridge Works, East Farleigh, ME15 0HD

t: 01732 875507 m: 07761 601896 c: Dean Woolterton e: choicedec@outlook.com

(See Colour Ad On Page 30) COPY SHOP

DECORATORS

The Copy Shoppe

G J Services

Gift ideas with a personalised touch..

Canvas Prints Personalised Cards T-Shirt Printing Photos Enlarged.

(See Colour Ad On Page 7)

Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Free Estimates

a: 27 High Street, West Malling, ME19 6QH t: 01732 870483 e: design@thecopyshoppe.co.uk www.thecopyshoppe.co.uk

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a: West Malling t: 01732 872125 m: 07764 684495 t: Guy Williams e: gjservices@btinternet.com

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DOUBLE GLAZING

Impact Decoration

t: 01732 873726 m: 07882 597433 c: Sam Gregory e: info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy.

Internal and External decoration.

City and Guilds qualified.

Dulux Select Approved Decorator.

Fully insured. Domestic & Commercial clients.Virtually dust free sanding. Paper hanging.

Trade Glaze

Female Painting & Decorating Specialising in preparation, painting and wallpapering Competitive, clean and reliable m/t: 07725998921/01634943561 e: kellysdecorating@hotmail.co.uk www.kellysdecorators.co.uk

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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DECORATORS

DECORATORS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

John Green Décor Ltd

Parrish Painting & Decorating

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited

t: 0800 783 1916 e: sales@johngreendecor.co.uk www.johngreendecor.co.uk Which? Trusted trader and Dulux Approved Decorators undertaking: - All aspects of painting & decorating - Interior/exterior/insurance work - Domestic & Commercial work - Wall coverings & paint effects - Specialist spray finishes - Small refurbishment projects - Free consultation service

m: 07967 190588 c: Mark

For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

Double Glazing Problems Solved Family Business near West Malling t: 01732 842691 m: 07870 213098 e: contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk Windows, Doors, Conservatories: Repairs, Upgrades, Misted Sealed Units, Broken Handles, Hinges and Locks.

Cat Flaps New Installations, Secondary Glazing FENSA, Insurance-backed Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience

DECORATORS

DECORATORS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

JP’s Decorating

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists

SOS Window Works

m: 07956 874044 or 07944 126353 c: Phil e: jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest. I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

DECORATORS

a: 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB t/f: 01732 873754 m: 07971 542609/07824 887677 e: m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling. City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work.

References on request.

DOCUMENT STORAGE & SECURE DESTRUCTION

JSL Painting & Decorating

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(See Colour Ad On Page 19) DRAINAGE & PLUMBING

t: 01732 252112 e: enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk

01732 668044 / 07795 556080

services@smbrecordsmanagement.co.uk

smbrecordsmanagement.co.uk

Experienced in document storage and secure destruction of paper and IT equipment.

We get it right because we care.

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Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

Ferdurco Solutions Limited

m: 07894 633701 c: Jimmy

Painting and decorating.

Wall paper hanging.

First class references.

Competitive rates.

All areas covered.

a: The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ t: 01622 206690 m: 07779 006696 e: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

(See Colour Ad On Page 14)

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D-E DRIVEWAY/PATIO CLEANING & REPAIRS

Bramko Ltd

Contact Mark Killick on 01732 357660 or 07899 894838 e: mik1969@hotmail.co.uk www.bramko.co.uk Block paving, patio slabs & decking restored to original condition. Weed moss, & grime removal to prevent slippery surfaces. Patios from £45, Block paving from £75.

Free estimate & demonstration.

Gutter Cleaning from £50 (See Colour Ad On Page 12)

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ELECTRICIANS

ASD Electrical Services

The Small Job Electrical Company

t: 01634 624555 m: 07885 605424 e: asdelectricalservices@gmail.com No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee (See Colour Ad On Page 9)

t: 01622 870147 m: 07515 159821 Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home Lighting, Sockets & Switches Full or Part Rewire, Security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, Periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval.

NAPIT Approved No Call out charge.

Free, friendly and honest advice.

No hidden extras.

DRY CLEANERS

ELECTRICIANS

EVENTS VENUE

Kings Hill Dry Cleaners

L.T Security & Electrical Services

The Orchards East Malling

Over 35 qualified years in Sec/Elect work in domestic/commercial premises.

All existing Alarm Systems Serviced or Upgraded. Any small Electrical work undertaken, No Call Out charge.

LED Lighting installed (O/S Lights & D/Lights).

Very quick response with a friendly approach. Experienced working for the elderly. Over 17 yrs working locally.

a: East Malling t: 01732 523781 www.theorchardeastmalling.co.uk A modern events venue located in East Malling. Surrounded by 200 hectares of orchards, The Orchards East Malling is a purpose-built event venue in Kent.

10% discount on venue hire for all new clients who book a meeting room before the end of December 18.

(T’s & C’s apply) (See Colour Ad On Page 30)

EDUCATION

ELECTRICIANS

FENCING

St Helens Montessori School

CPS Kent

a: Shop 4, Liberty Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4AU t: 01732 522233 info@kingshilldrycleaners.co.uk Under New Management!

New Ironing service.

Free local collections.

Deliveries available.

Corporate contacts welcome.

(See Colour Ad On Page 28)

a: East Farleigh t: 01622 721731 www.sthelensmontessori.co.uk

Pre School for children aged 2-5 and small Primary up to 11.

Beautiful rural setting.

Ofsted Outstanding in ALL areas 2016.

Early Years Funding.

Established 1989.

ELECTRICIANS

m: 07971 552 663 c: Lee Terry e: leeterry4@googlemail.com f/b: @LTSecurity-Electrical-Services

t: 0800 083 2483 m: 07813 925125 e: sales@cpskent.com www.cpskent.com Electrical installations.

House rewires.

Distribution board upgrades.

Lighting. Garden lighting.

Call/door entry systems.

Gate automation. Intruder Alarms.

(See Colour Ad On Page 13) ELECTRICIANS

Andy Payne Electrical

t: 01732 843661 m: 07830 456928 e: ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Domestic and Commercial Part P Qualified and registered with Napit.

City and Guilds 2330. 2365 Level 3 2391 Inspection and Testing 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

Full rewires and new fuse boards.

Periodic/Landlords Inspections.

Also new lights, sockets, power into shed’s and gardens.

Tel: 01732 824458 Mob: 07901 776382 jamesleigh@newwaveelectrical.info www.newwaveelectrical.co.uk Part P, City & Guilds qualified Domestic, Commercial & Maintenance. No job too small, Free quotes, No call out charge House re wires, Garden lighting

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Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

t: 01732 874487 f: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes.

Over 18 yrs experience.

Visit our new website.

FENCING

Tate Fencing

t: 01732 853134 e: sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk Suppliers of fencing materials.

Visit our Tonbridge depot.

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GARAGE DOORS

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

Graham & Partners Wealth Management Ltd

Garolla Roller Shutter Doors

Marshalls Landscape Contractors

Thermally insulated electric garage doors!

Great for space saving, kerb appeal and easy to use.

Made to measure Limited offer; call us today!

Phone lines open 7 days a week.

Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured and City & Guilds.

t: 0203 3300 950 m: 07977 429252 e: trevor.graham@sjpp.co.uk www.trevorngraham.co.uk Gain a clear perspective on your financial future. We provide a comprehensive wealth management service, offering specialist face to face advice tailored to you. Investment Planning, Retirement Planning, Protection Planning, Inheritance Tax Planning, Intergenerational Planning.

FINANCIAL ADVISORS

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd

t: 01732 445 007 c: Dave Hurring A wide range of financial services, including: Mortgages, Protection.

Inheritance Tax Mitigation.

Long Term Care Fee Planning.

Specialist advice for businesses.

Pension and Investment Planning.

Clear and expert advice from a Chartered Financial Planner.

(See Colour Ad On Page 30)

t: 01622 410 425 m: 07537 149 128

t: 01732 807997 m: 07768 911241 c: Tom www.marshallslandscapes.com

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

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GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

A D Landscapes Ltd

Mr A Landscapes

a: Ightham t: 01732 763114 m: 07790 036871 c: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

m: 07973 864422 c: Alexander Miller e: miller.am.sm@googlemail.com f/b: @mralandscapes Call Mr A Landscapes for all your fencing and garden needs.

We offer a free no-obligation quotation.

No job too big or too small.

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FOOTCARE

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

AW Foot Healthcare

Checkley Landscapes

Yew Tree Landscapes Ltd

m: 07734 655 287 c: Adam Williams MCFHP MAFHP awfoothealthcare@gmail.com Registered foot healthcare practitioner for all your routine and continued foot health treatments in the comfort of your own home.

Call or email Adam to arrange an appointment.

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

For all your installations and complete garden designs.

Patios, driveways, retaining walls in timber or brickwork, steps, decking, all types of fencing, planting designs.

No job too small. Free Quotations.

GARAGE DOORS

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

Garage Door Associates

Coe’s Landscapes

a: Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland t: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

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a: Larkfield t: 01732 848179 m: 07850 175077 c: Kevin Kennett e: yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk

t: 01732 351044 m: 07980 821795 c: Eddie Checkley e: ejcheckley@hotmail.com

SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

GARDEN SERVICES

t: 07944 442442 c: Tim Coe e: timcoe36@icloud.com www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

M: 07958 254090

info@completegardenserviceskent.co.uk (See Ad On Page 13)

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GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Garden Maintenance

Wicks Gas

Kelly’s Hairdressing Services

t: Freephone: 0800 511 8081 c: Mark All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

t: 01732 883544 m: 07748 780811 c: Gerald Wicks e: wicksgas@btinternet.com Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED: 212643

m: 07951 202655 c: Kelly

Fully Qualified hairdresser I am experienced in cutting and colouring and have had advanced training in L’Oreal colour.

Professional and affordable service in the comfort of your own home.

I am polite, friendly and reliable.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HANDYMAN

Blaize Services LTD

Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance

m: 07581 154499 c: James e: jtr.plumber72@gmail.com All plumbing work undertaken.

Complete bathrooms.

Power flushing of heating systems.

Full central heating systems and upgrades.

Free estimates.

All work carried our by qualified tradesman.

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F.J.M Plumbing & Heating Ltd

t: 01622 913007 e: info@fjmplumbingandheating.co.uk www.fjmplumbingandheating.co.uk

H-M HAIR SALON

LUCAS Recruiting Part Time or Full Time Stylists

Plumbing, Heating, Servicing Installation, Breakdown, Repairs.

All Gas Appliances.

(See Colour Ad On Page 14)

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

Call 01732 848222 91 High Street, West Malling ME19 6NA (See Colour Ad On Page 29) HAIR SALON

On The Fringe

07522 967643 rosiepottle@hotmail.co..uk facebook.com/rosieglowengineering Engineer of Oil, L.P.G. and Natural Gas. There is no job too small for us!

Covering your heating, hot water, cold water, oil, gas and L.P.G. installations, services and repairs in Kent.

a: 1 Littlemarket Row, Leybourne ME19 5QL t: 01732 840439 www.otfhair.com Local family run business.

Ample free parking outside shop.

Come and visit our newly refurbished salon.

(See Colour Ad On Page 29)

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m: 07726 525633 c: Bob e: insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk For all handyman & DIY needs incl: Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Tiling - Door Hanging - Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly Patio & Drive Jet Washing Gardening - Guttering.

Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Estate Agent approved.

HANDYMAN

KENTS HANDYMAN c: Bruce Martin m: 07584 056821 e: bruce@kentshandyman.co.uk Bathrooms | Kitchens | Fencing Carpentry | Renovations | Tiling Doors & Windows | Paving Painting | Locks & Screens Repairs | Maintenance & More

DBS CHECKED | INSURED | GUARANTEED

HEALTH

DESTINY CHIROPRACTIC Get better, stay that way longer.

Suffering with back pain, neck pain, headaches, migraines or just feeling older than your years?

We can help!

CHRISTMAS OFFER: 50% off first consultation until 31st December Please call 01732 222282 or email: info@destinychiropractic.co.uk www.destinychiropractic.co.uk WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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KITCHENS

LEGAL SERVICES

JI Freelance Creative

Beautiful Kitchens

Loogle Services

Highly professional and reliable interior designer/decorator.

As seen on The Great Interior Design Challenge season 4, episodes 2 & 4.

From decorating one room to a whole home redesign.

Testimonials and portfolio available upon request.

A fusion of functionality, good taste and style.

We have been providing homes with bespoke kitchens, bedrooms and bathrooms for over 30 years. From creation through to fitting.

(See Colour Ad On Page 11)

m: 07799 328950 c: James Isaac e: jisaac50@yahoo.com

t: 01732 550020 m: 07889 028 889 e: info@beautifulkitchens.co.uk www.beautifulkitchens.co.uk

c: Raja m: 07981 84853 (9-11am) www.LOOGLEservices.com Legal services. Separation & divorce legal services and support.

Loogle is your first stop for basic legal advice, dynamic and trustworthy.

It deals with a variety of legal disciplines, helping clients achieve results through affordable and accessible advice in clinic and through referrals to recommended Law Firms.

From January 2019.

IRONING SERVICES

KITCHENS

LEISURE

Bespoke Ironing

Fitted Doors

David Lloyd Clubs

t: 01732 874 521 m: 07803 788325 c: Claire Dolke e: claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

5 Star rated with Google & Facebook reviews.

Free collection and delivery

78 Glebe Lane, Maidstone ME16 9BA t: 01622 725649 m: 07802 726060 e: sales@fitteddoors.co.uk www.fitteddoors.co.uk Transform tired kitchens and bedrooms in just a few days just by changing the doors, worktops and handles.

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a: 21 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill ME19 4UA t: 01732 873773 www.davidlloyd.co.uk/kingshill Discover what’s new at David Lloyd Kings Hill.

Book a club tour today.

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IRONING SERVICES

KITCHEN SPLASHBACKS

LOCKSMITH

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry

UK Splashbacks

A.Maidstone Locksmiths

a: The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX t: 01732 872159 m: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 8-4 Monday-Fridays Clear pricing Fully insured Free collection & delivery service

t: 01622 727697 freephone: 0800 2321149 e: info@uksplashbacks.com www.uksplashbacks.com Glass Splashbacks, the popular, modern and hygienic wall finish in your kitchen or bathroom - seamless, with no grout lines.

We design, measure, fit and finish in any colour.

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KEY CUTTER

LAW TUITION

Kings Hill Shoe Repairs

Raja Zahidi

t: 01732 841151

Reliable and accurate key cutting While you wait.

Near Asda - Free parking.

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m: 07985 184853

AS and A-level Law. One to one tutorial and revision.

a: 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS t: 01622 410057 m: 07837 751611 c: John e: john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES

LOFT LADDERS Tel: 01732 840744 Mobile: 07751 256725 FREE ESTIMATES Loft ladders supplied and fitted with a hinged hatch. Also loft flooring.

Qualified City & Guilds carpenter.

Fully insured for your peace of mind.

All work guaranteed. 30 years exp.

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OVEN CLEANERS

PILATES

Logs & Firewood

Oven Angels

Straight Up Pilates

c: Roger m: 07831 499952 t: 01732 521693 e: r.gluck@sky.com Seasoned logs, Firewood and kindling delivered to your door Mobile log splitting service Fallen trees cleared.

MOBILE PHONE & TABLET REPAIR

Get It Repaired

a: 80 Churchill Square, Kings Hill ME19 4YU t: 01732 525818 www.getitrepaired.co.uk All makes and models.

Broken screens. Charging Ports.

Batteries. Speakers.

Water damage.

Fault diagnosis. Genuine parts.

12 months warranty. Best prices.

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Pilates Reformer classes

t: 01892 514552 m: 07901 857608 www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products.

Now in their 20th year.

Prices from £45. Fully insured.

As written in the Evening Standard & Daily Telegraph.

PLASTERERS

Oven Wizards

t: 01622 616168 m: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000’s of local clients. Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

Book Now! Osteopathy and Massage treatments.

See website for details.

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t: 07590 262809 c: Charlie Skelly All aspects of plastering & coving Friendly & professional Internal skimming High quality finish Free estimates City & Guilds fully qualified.

PLASTERERS

It’s now the time of year when rodents look to gain access to warmer environments and a more readily available food source.

Treatments start from £25 inc VAT per visit. All pests covered inc rats, mice, fleas and pigeons.

Greens Plastering

t: 01732 670849 m: 07737 860197 www.greensplastering.co.uk

All aspects of plastering covered.

hfpestandbirdcontrol.co.uk 01732 446454 PET SERVICES

The Osteo Group

a: Suite 7, Barham Court Clinic, Teston, ME18 5BZ t: 0800 046 1107 m: 07856 566 766 www.theosteogroup.co.uk

Contact Hilary on 07970 290818 or hilaryahamilton@me.com

Charlie Skelly Swift Plastering

HF PEST CONTROL

OSTEOPATH

£45. First class £30.

Discounts for blocks of 6 or more.

OVEN CLEANERS

PEST CONTROL

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Whether you are completely new to Pilates or a seasoned pro add some spring to your practice by taking private Reformer classes.

Reformer classes in ME18 at times that suit you

07939 248983

PLUMBERS

FUR BABIES AT HOME

anna@furbabiesathome.co.uk Going away on holiday?

Weekend away?

Working late unexpectedly?

We will take the stress away from both you and your fur babies.

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Ascot Plumbing & Heating t: 01732 252127 Leaking taps, toilets, radiators.

Blocked sinks and drains.

Boiler repairs, servicing and replacements.

Central heating repairs and servicing.

All aspects of plumbing and heating work.

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RECRUITMENT

RESTAURANT

DL Plumbing

DISTRIBUTORS WANTED

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar

t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141 Dripping taps fixed New taps fitted Leaks fixed Emersion Heater elements replaced New radiators fitted Overflowing loft tanks fixed Dripping toilet overflow fixed Complete bathrooms fitted including design & tiling if required.

c: Anna/Jane m: 01732 525805/6 e: info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

a: 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH t: 01732 843247

We are looking for distributors who can deliver in the Kings Hill, Mereworth, Larkfield and Paddock Wood areas.

Give us a call to find out more.

a: West Malling t: 01732 843086 m: 07970 528822 c: Hylton Visser e: ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 15)

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, Small weddings, Private function room.

(See Colour Ad On Page 25) ROOFING

PLUMBERS

Hylton Plumbing Services

enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

This space can be yours from just £27+vat per month and go to 16,500 homes and businesses from Wateringbury through Larkfield, Leybourne and over to Snodland & Holborough.

Not just Kings Hill & West Malling.

D. P. Roofing

t: 01622 808103 m: 07517 106711 All types of roofing renewed and repaired, chimneys, guttering etc.

All work guaranteed.

Free quotes.

All areas covered.

PLUMBERS

REMOVALS & STORAGE

ROOFING

Nelson Plumbing

Goodfellows Removals & Storage

MSB Roofing Services Ltd

Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

Professional quick response emergency roof repairs and renewals.

Trading over 13 years.

t: 01732 220443

Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

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PROPERTY MAINTENANCE

DL Property Maintenance

t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141/07841 658821 c: Dave or Matthew e: davelovelock@talktalk.net All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics.

All work insured and guaranteed.

Contact this local family business for more info.

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a: Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL t: 01732 841841 f: 01622 753708

a: Suite 79, 5 Liberty Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4YU t: 01732 757555 e: info@msbservices.co.uk

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ROOFING

William Kent & Sons Roofing

t: 01732 824059 m: 07778 586865 c: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

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SHUTTERS

Utility Warehouse

Stylehouse Shutters

Authorised Distributor t: 01732 521494 m: 07912 878830 c: Jane www.save-moneywithme.co.uk I can show you how to make great savings on your household and business utilities.

Ask me for more info or check out my website.

SOLICITORS

t: 01732 752121 e: hello@stylehouseshutters.co.uk www.stylehouseshutters.co.uk Based in West Malling, supplying and fitting the highest quality, bespoke window plantation shutters.

Free no obligation survey.

Local, friendly service.

3 year guarantee.

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SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

SKINCARE

TAXI SERVICE

TLC Scrap Metal

FlightCatchers Taxis

t: 07804 057096 c: Tom Calvert

Whether you’re looking for natural, cruelty-free, multi award winning skincare or a little extra income, Tropic has something for you.

Fantastic gifts for Christmas! www.tropicskincare.co.uk/shop/ annamarshall

m: 07710 088144 e: info@flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk www.flightcatcherstaxis.co.uk Premier taxi transfer service for Kent and the South East based in West Malling.

Airports, Railway Stations, Seaports, Events and Long distance.

We can accommodate up to 12 suitcases or equivalent luggage. (golf clubs, or ski’s etc.)

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SHIRTS & MENSWEAR

SKIP HIRE

TREE SURGERY

Camicie Italia Ltd

Haffenden Skip Hire

Acacia Tree Care

Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

t: 01732 521050 e: enquires@camicieitalia.co.uk www.camicieitalia.co.uk Quality Menswear.

Free mainland delivery CAMFRSH1819 We sell the following fantastic brands: Claudio Lugli - Bewley & Ritch Red Point - Canadian Outerwear Raging Bull - Ska & Soul (See Colour Ad On Page 24)

Call Anna 07939 248983

a: East Malling t: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 m: 07850 049246

2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

SHOE REPAIRS

SOLICITORS

Berry & Lamberts Solicitors

Shoe repairs.

Trophies and engraving.

Key cutting.

Watch batteries fitted.

House numbers.

Glass engraving.

(See Colour Ad On Page 28)

NPTC C&G Qualified, Fully insured.

Tree work, Hedging, stumpgrinding, hard and soft landscaping, fencing and garden clear ups.

Free consultation and written quotations

Kings Hill Shoe Repairs

a: 3b Liberty Square, ME19 4AU t: 01732 841151 www.shoerepairsmaidstone.co.uk

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

a: Churchill Square Business Centre Suite 9, 60 Churchill Square Kings Hill, West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 897925 f: 01732 897935 e: enquiries@the-solicitors.co.uk F/b: @berrylamberts www.the-solicitors.co.uk

Working as a team with clients on individual and business legal matters, helping them achieve the results they seek in their professional and personal lives.

(See Colour Ad On Page 6)

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TREE SURGERY

t: 01732 810695 m: 07734 087425 c: Amanda & Mathew Everest e: handetrees@sky.com

www.handetrees.co.uk

NPTC qualified and fully insured.

All aspects of tree, hedge and stump grinding work carried out. We are a local friendly business. We offer a professional service from start to finish. All our quotes are free.

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WILL WRITING & ESTATE PLANNING

WINDOWS

A Kent Upholstery/Leather Cleaning Company Ltd

Isla Law Ltd

Trade Glaze

Upholstery cleaning, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

Ethical, modern practice specialising in wills, lasting powers of attorney, court of protection and probate services.

Over 10 years experience in wills and probate work, brought direct to your home or office at a time that suits you.

(See Colour Ad On Back Page)

t: 01732 872199 e: info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 9)

t: 01622 239766 m: 07825 575826 e: enquiries@islalaw.co.uk www.islalaw.co.uk

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

UPHOLSTERY

WINDOWS

WINDOWS

Interior Decor

Acorn Glacier

Window Fix Direct

Rehau, Windows, Doors, Bifolds, Patios, Coloured GRP Doors, Porches, Conservatories.

(See Colour Ad On Page 10)

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a: Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ t: 01732 871042 e: interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

a: Unit 3, Heronden Road, Parkwood Industrial Estate, Maidstone, ME15 9YR t: 01732 550054 m: 07860 831791 e: info@acornglassline.co.uk www.acornglassline.co.uk

WINDOW CLEANING

WINDOWS

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited

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a: Unit 2, Bredhurst Business Park Westfield Sole Rd, Boxley ME14 3EH t: 01732441711 e: sales@windowfixdirect.co.uk www.windowfixdirect.co.uk Installations or Repairs? No problem!

Doors & Windows - Conservatories Solid Conservatory Roofs Fascias & Gutters - Misted Glass Units Broken Locks or Handles Draughty Doors & Windows.

Double Glazing Problems Solved Family Business near West Malling t: 01732 842691 m: 07870 213098 e: contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk New Installations: FENSA Insurance-backed Windows, Doors, Conservatories, Porches,Bi-folds, Roof-Lights, Secondary Glazing Repairs: Misted Sealed Units, Upgrades, Broken Handles, Hinges and Locks. Cat Flaps. Free Quotations and Advice. Over 30 years’ experience.

Abbi Window Cleaning

t: 0800 055 6082 www.abbiwindowcleaning.co.uk We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

WILL WRITING & ESTATE PLANNING

WINDOWS

WINDOW CLEANING

Humphrey & Scace

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited

All Clean Windows

Will Writing and Estate Planning Practitioners.

No pressure and absolutely no obligation.

Windows Doors Conservatories Roofs Commerical & Residential

(See Colour Ad On Page 27)

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t: 01732 252540 www.humphreyandscace.co.uk

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t: 01732 449093 www.t2twindows.com

t/f: 01622 745179 c: Jean Tandy e: jean.tandy@talktalk.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

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Events MONDAYS

WEDNESDAYS

FRIDAYS

• 10 - 11.15 am Yoga (Level 1-2) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

• 9.15am Musical Bumps 2+ group, 10am, 1+ group 11.15am Babies group. Wendy Burns 07941 682007

• ( 3rd) 2pm Larkfield Active Retirement Association meet at Larkfield VH. Chris Baker 01732 873705.

• 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling. For info please call 07768 447657

• 7.30-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Peter 01622 717491.

• 10-11am Music mayhem children’s music for 0-5yrs at Snodland CC. 07815 775 504 • 10.15am Adult Ballet classes Ryarsh Village Hall 07775 716714 • 12pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane for beginners.

• 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy level.

• 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Adv dancers 01732 870715 • (Term time) 1.30pm Expressions Dance at Larkfield & EM Methodist Church ME20 6PN Syliva 01634 245767

• 10am Zumba at Nettlestead VH (Low impact) Tanya 07531 839159 • 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy & numeracy classes. 07768 447657 • 5.30pm & 7.30pm Slimming World, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - 07925 281846.

• 6pm Ballet Workout and Beginners’ Ballet Ryarsh Village Hall 07775716714 • 6.30pm INSANITY at Discovery School – Pay as you go £6 – 07970 482421

• 6.30pm HITT at KH School – Pay as you go £6 – 07970 482421

• 7-8.15pm Into to yoga at Borough Green Parish Church Hall. Julie 07989 185425

• 7.30pm Zumba at KH School – Pay as you go £6 – 07970 482421

• 7pm Zumba at Yalding VH Tanya 07531 839159

• 7.30pm Kings Hill Rotary Club, upstairs at The Spitfire, Kings Hill.

• (3rd) 7pm Wateringbury Flower Club at The Institute, East Malling.

• 8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

• 7.30pm Pilates at Discovery School, Pay as you go £8 – 07970 482421

TUESDAYS

• 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Call Angela on 01732 874928 for info.

• 9.30am Musical Bumps 2+ group, 10.15am 1+ group at KHCH. Wendy 07941 682007

• 8-10pm The Larkfield Women’s Club at Church Farm VH. Sarah on 07786 364063

• 10am Baby Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969

THURSDAYS

• 10.30am Zumba Gold KH Community Centre – Pay as you go £6 – 07970 482421

• 6.30am BNI Enterprise meet at K Sports Club, Ditton. Call Anna on 01732 525806 to book.

• 11am Tots Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736

• 9.30-10.15am & 10.30-11.30am Music Mayhem music EM Inst. Hall. 07815 775504

• 11.15am Musical Bumps Baby Class and 3+’s 12.15pm at KHCH. Sarah 01732 321217 • 12 Midday Preschool Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969 • 11-12.30pm Improver/Intermediate Linedancing, Nettlestead VH 01732 872624 • 2-3.30pm Larkfield Knitting & Craft at Sycamore Tree Centre, Larkfield Methodist Church. Just pop in. Contact 01634 245767

• 10 -10.30am Baby Ballet 18mths - 3yrs at Holborough Lakes VH 07484 894453 • 1.30 - 3pm Bingo at The Methodist Hall, New Hythe Lane, ME20 6AB. £2.50 a book. Prizes!

• (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC membership@kingshillu3a.org.uk • (2nd) 2pm Leybourne Active Retirement Assoc. meet Leybourne VH. Roy 01732 846050

• 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at Snodland Library.

• 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at West Malling Library.

• 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

• (Alternate) 2.30-4.30pm Men’s Retirement Group Clout Memorial Ins, WM 01732 846087

• 7pm (twice a month) Malling Rotary Club at Spadework. Call 01732 871132.

• 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Malling School 01622 715576

• 7.30-9.30pm The Snodland Women’s Club at the Snodland CC, Paddlesworth Rd, ME6 5DP First week free. Amanda Clark 07983 159989

• 7.15 - 8.15 pm Yoga (Beginners) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

• 7.30pm Group running from Larkfield Leisure Centre. All abilities welcomed. Contact Louise via larkfieldac@gmail.com

• 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Malling School, 01622 715576

SATURDAYS • 8am INSANITY at KH School – Pay as you go £6– 07970 482421 • ( 2nd Sat) 10am - 1pm Offham Farmers Market at Spadework, Teston Rd, Offham.

01732 870002

SUNDAYS • 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at DiscoverySchool, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

• 10-11am Fitness (Royal Marines Style) Bootcamp at Sports Hall, Leybourne Chase Community Centre, 82 Hawley Drive, ME19 4FL. Suitable for all abilities age 15+. Info from James 07595 465 684

...ALSO THIS MONTH Saturday 1st December 7.30 pm. Maidstone Symphony Orchestra Concert at Mote Hall, Maidstone Leisure Centre, Maidstone. ME15 7RN. Tickets: £28, £23, £13 Students £5, 18s and under FREE. Cash & cheques 07817 429143 or on the door Card payments 0333 666 3366 Sunday 2 December West Malling Christmas Festival. A fun day for the whole family.

Saturday 8 December 10am-3pm Spadework Christmas Market. Teston Road, West Malling.

Saturday 8 December 5pm Carols around the Christmas Tree and lights switch on in Liberty Square, Kings Hill. Toy collection for the Salvation Army Present Appeal. Choirs from all the Kings Hill schools.

Monday 10 December 8.30pm. Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Moat, Wrotham. Tickets £8 richard@outofboundscomedy.co.uk or 01732 882263.

Friday 28 December. 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Wheatsheaf, West Malling.

Tickets available at £12 from richard@ outofboundscomedy.co.uk or 07976 637804.

Please re-submit ALL listings by 12th December info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

• 7.45pm - 8.30pm Adult Tap at Halling Community Centre ME2 1BS 07484 894453

• 8pm North West Morris dancing. Female and • 8.30 - 9.15pm Adult Ballet Barre at Halling male musicians also welcome. It is great fun!

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