MALLING LOCAL ORACLE MARCH 2017

ISSUE 157

DISTRIBUTION 16,500 HOMES & BUSINESSES

MALLING

MARCH

2017

News the local

Dear Readers Spring is well and truly on its way and at last our website is here too!

Suite 23, 10 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU Jane Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 Anna Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Cut off dates for advertising in the April editions are: • S evenoaks 15th March • Malling 15th March • Maidstone 20th March • Tonbridge 20th March thelocaloracle thelocaloracle

Please do go and have a nose at the website and let us know what you think and see how easy it is to find a local business. Each business has their own page with varying amount of information depending on their advertising package but many have used it to gain maximum impact and included images, testimonials and listings of their services. The aim is for the website to work along side the printed publication to assist you in finding who you want, when you want.

Please support your local advertisers and send in your testimonials for them if you have a good story to share.

All editions can be found on the website each month if you loose your copy or wish to share with someone else www.thelocaloracle.co.uk. We will be also be sharing information on our social media pages which can easily be found.... facebook.com/thelocaloracle or Twitter. com/thelocaloracle.

We look forward to hearing your feedback.

Have a great month.

Anna & Jane

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Contents the local News P2 CONTACT DETAILS P2 KINGS HILL STREET MAP P6

Stylehouse Shutters P1 Tate Fencing P18

Time For You Domestic Cleaning P19 TNP Nelson Plumbing P19 Trade 2 Trade Windows Ltd P20

BUSINESS SERVICES

Trade Glaze P48

BNI P8 Browning Rose Financial P8 Capital Space P8 Diligent Law P8

Andrew Smith Jewellers P21

Get It Repaired P7

Autospray Solutions P19

Tax Assist Accountants P9

Christopher Marshall P22

Utility Warehouse P9

David Lloyd Clubs P3 Forever Living P22 Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar P23

HOME & GARDEN

Gemini Beauty P21

247 Plumbing Solutions P10

Kings Hill Garage & Car Sales P24

Aerial Man P10

Lucas Hair P24

ASD Electrical Services P10

On The Fringe P25

Basically Bathrooms P11 Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating P11 Bramko P11

Parkfoot P25 Party Night P22 Reef Financial Consulting Ltd P24

Classic Blinds P11

Swan Opticians P26

D&L Carpentry Ltd P12

Utility Warehouse P27

Fedurco Solutions Ltd P12

VW Wedding Hire P27

Fitted Doors P12 Grahame Honey P13 Homefresh P13 Howard Caine Conservatories P14 Hylton Plumbing Services P13 Ideal Shutters P15 Kent Carpet Cleaning Company P15 Marshalls Landscape Contractors P13 Mr Mower P16

WHAT CAN THE LOCAL ORACLE DO FOR YOU? P28 CATEGORY INDEX P29 CATEGORY ADVERTS P30-45 USEFUL NUMBERS P46 EVENTS P47

MSB Roofing P16

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Nightingale Bathrooms P16 Paul Anthony Carpentry P17 Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd P17 Rowling Carpets P17 SOS Window Works P17 South East Contractors P18 Sterling Construction Works Ltd P18 DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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BUSINESS SERVICES Solicitor Garage Estate/Letting Agent Carpet/Flooring Company Cleaner Gardener/Landscaper Sign Writer Florist www.browningrosefinancial.co.uk

Email: info@browningrosefinancial.co.uk or call: 01732 448910

11 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6JU

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BUSINESS SERVICES Contact: Jane Marshall Tel: 01732 521494 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

MAKING TAX DIGITAL

TALK TO US IF YOU NEED HELP

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HOME & GARDEN

‘THE AERIAL MAN’

Family business - established 30 years

DIGITAL TV AERIAL SERVICES

YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO AERIAL SPECIALIST SPECIAL RATES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS NO CALL OUT CHARGE, XTRA POINTS FULLY INSURED Enjoy your free digital channels CCTV Installation

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HOME & GARDEN

DON’T RISK BLOCKED GUTTERS.... exposing your home to damp & rot The all new Sky Vac Cleaning system prevents costly repairs • Cleaning from the safety of the ground, up to 4 storeys.

• On board camera for precision cleaning.

• Accesses above restricted areas such as conservatories, extensions, valley/box gutters, garages and small spaces.

• Gutter repairs.

Free camera inspection & estimate.

GUTTER CLEANING FROM £50 NO MESS NO FUSS

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YOUR LOCAL DRAINAGE SOLUTION l Blockages, Domestic & Commercial l Descaling & CCTV Surveys l Lining Repairs l Excavations l Soakaways l No call out charge l Card payments East Malling, Kings Hill, Larkfield, Leybourne, Mereworth, Snodland, Wateringbury, West Malling.

01732 252112 WWW.FEDURCOSOLUTIONS.CO.UK

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GRAHAME HONEY FURNITURE PAINTER Shabby Chic Marbelling Graining Wall Coverings Broken colour work Whole interiors Interior/Exterior painting All types of painting and decorating work undertaken.

Call today for a free no obligation estimate Tel: 07443 419885 grahame.honey@hotmail.com

Hylton Plumbing Services Tel: Mobile:

01732 843086 0797 0528822

Marshalls Landscape Contractors Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Email: hylton@hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Contact Hylton Reliable Qualified Plumber with 20 years experience Public Liability Insured No Call Out Fee

www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk

Maintenance Plumbing Burst Pipes Hot Water Cylinders Blocked Drains Radiators Leaking Taps New Loft Tanks

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Full landscaping service.

Fully insured.

City & Guilds.

All work undertaken currently comes with a 3 year guarantee.

Contact: Tom Mobile: 07768 911241 or 01732 807997 Unit 1, Hernewell Farm, London Road West Malling, ME19 5DD www.marshallslandscapes.com WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Part of Rolin Cleaning Services Ltd

Professional, Family Run, Local Cleaning Company Carpet Cleaning | Rug Cleaning | Upholstery Cleaning | Wood Floor Restoration Leather Cleaning & Repair | Marble & Stone Restoration | Spot and Stain Removal Amtico Floor Care Every Carpet Clean Customer Receives a Free Spot & Stain Remover!

Give the Willson family a call for a free inspection and quotation All Work Fully Insured Telelephone: 01732 872 199 | 07874 005 135 Website: www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk Email: info@rolin.cc

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HOME & GARDEN

Mr Mower Garden Equipment Service and Repair

Contact Rob on 0759 671 9295 All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service covering all areas of Kent and Surrey.

Fully qualified Horticultural Engineer with over 30 years experience.

www.mrmower.co.uk

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HOME & GARDEN Driveways | Landscaping | Fencing | Tree surgery Resin bound driveway specialist Tarmac red or black | Masters of block paving

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HOME & GARDEN

l PLUMBING - Taps, leaks, cylinders and tanks.

TNP

All plumbing undertaken.

l HEATING - Leaking or blocked radiators and boiler breakdowns. l GAS - New boilders installed, boilders repaired and serviced. l DRAINAGE - Drain cleaning, jetting and repairs.

NELSON PLUMBING

Covering West Malling and surrounding areas.

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Plumbing and Heating Specialist 01732 220443

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

Motorcycle Drawings for the man who has everything!

01474 813434 www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

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Contact Anna on 07939 248983

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

A wealth of expertise on your doorstep....

LEAFLET DISTRIBUTION 1,000 - 58,500 TARGET SPECIFIC AREAS TO SUIT YOU Give us a call or drop us an email.

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Reef Financial Consulting Ltd A wide range of financial services, including: Mortgages, Protection Inheritance Tax Mitigation Long Term Care Fee Planning Specialist advice for businesses Pension and Investment Planning

Clear and expert advice from a Chartered Financial Planner Call Dave Hurring on 01732 445 007 Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage.

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PERSONAL & LEISURE

new stylist offer

highlights cut & finish

£55 throughout march leybourne

1 little market row ME19 5QL

01732 840439

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free on site parking terms & conditions apply: offer valid with Lily only, as a member of OTF or visit www.otfhair.com

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PERSONAL & LEISURE Contact: Jane Marshall Tel: 01732 521494 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.save-moneywithme.co.uk

Contact: Jane Marshall Tel: 01732 521494 jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

VW WEDDING HIRE

Hire one of our beautiful classic Volkswagens to make your wedding day extra special. Visit afhire.co.uk/wedding for more details or phone 07970 728 464.

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What can we do for you?

Malling EDITION

16.5k

We now have 4 editions with a distribution totalling 58,500 homes and businesses.

Every 1/4, 1/2 and full page colour advert comes with: A-Z category advert and a page on our website.

We can print, supply leaflets and distribute 1,000 to 58,500 leaflets for you. Just tell us which areas you would like to target .

Each monthly edition can be found on our website where you can flick through the pages online.

You can have a page on our website for just ÂŁ10 per month which includes photos, a video, text and links to your website and social media.

This is our business and you will only speak to us!

Anna & Jane

Addington | Birling | East Malling Halling | Holborough | Kings Hill Larkfield | Leybourne Leybourne Lakes | Mereworth Offham | Ryarsh | Snodland Trottiscliffe | Wateringbury West Malling Aylesford Allington Barming Ditton Maidstone Ringlestone

Maidstone EDITION

15k

East Peckham Five Oak Green Hadlow Matfield Paddock Wood Tonbridge Southborough

Tonbridge Edition

15k

Chipstead Dunton Green Kemsing Otford Riverhead Seal Sevenoaks

Sevenoaks Edition

12k Anna - Artwork/Sales t: 01732 525806 e: anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk

Jane - Accounts/Sales t: 01732 525805 e: jane@thelocaloracle.co.uk

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Category Accountants

Double Glazing

Mortgage Adviser

Aerials

Double Glazing Repairs

Opticians

Alarms

Drainage & Plumbing

Oven Cleaners

Appliance Repair

Driving Instructor

Pet Services

Architectural Design

Electricians

Plasterers*

Artist

Event*

Plumbers

Bathroom Installations

Farmers’ Market

Printer

Beauty & Complementary

Fencing*

Removals & Storage

Blinds

Financial Advisors*

Restaurant

Building Refurbishment

Fitness & Wellbeing

Roofing

Building Services

Furniture Painter*

Save Money

Business Networking

Garage Doors

Scrap Metal Clearance

Business Opportunity

Garden Landscapers*

Shutters

Business Services

Garden Landscape & Design

Skip Hire

Car Body Repairs

Garden Services

Car Sales

Gas & Heating Services

Car Sales & Servicing

Gutter Cleaning & Repairs

Car Service & Repairs

Hair Salon

Carpentry*

Hairstylist - mobile*

Carpet Cleaning

Handyman

Carpet Shop

Ironing Services

Charity Clubs

Jewellers

Chimney Sweep*

Kitchens

Chiropodist

Lawn Mower Repairs

Cleaning*

Leaflet Distribution

Computer Support

Legal Advice

Conservatories

Leisure

Convenience Store/Garage*

Locksmith

Counselling

Loft Ladders & Hatches

Decorators

Logs & Firewood

Dog Behavourist/Trainer*

Mobile Phone & Tablet Repair

Solicitors Tax Tiling Tree Surgery Upholstery Wedding Car Hire Windows Window Cleaning

* New Advertisers

ALL ADVERTS ARE PLACED IN GOOD FAITH AND THE LOCAL ORACLE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ISSUES ARISING FROM THE USE OF SUPPLIERS WHO HAVE ADVERTISED.

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ACCOUNTANTS

APPLIANCE REPAIR

The Accountancy Practice

Appliance Care and Repair

a: Suite 21, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 897929 c: Neil Craig e: neil@theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk www.theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk Free 1 hour consultation Fixed Fee Quotes Limited companies Sole Traders/Partnerships Self Assessment/Tax Returns Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll

m: 07545 044276 c: Graham e: 4appliancecare@gmail.com www.appliancecareandrepair.co.uk Prompt and friendly service.

Repairs and installs to all electric appliances.

Over 10 years experience with a leading manufacturer.

AERIALS

ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN

Simply Connected

Creative Architectural Design Ltd

ACCOUNTANTS

AERIALS

ARTIST

Clover Accounting Services

The Aerial Man

Christopher Marshall

ACCOUNTANTS

Aerials - Satellites - A/V t: 01622 763825 m: 07780 470541 e: info@simply-connected.uk www.simply-connected.uk New Aerials, Extra Points, Satellite Installations, Hidden Dishes, Home Networks, WiFi Problems?, Phone Points, TV Mounting, Home Cinema, CCTV, Fault Finding and much more.

FREE Surveys, Fully Insured, Over 15 Years Experience.

a: Suite 20, 50 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 523485 m: 07967 118639 c: Heidi Dennis e: heidi@cloveraccounting.co.uk Self assessment, Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll, CIS, Business start ups Tax returns

t: 01732 883542 01622 871614 Satellite TV in all rooms.

New digital aerials.

Free to view channels.

No subscription fees. ITV2, C5 etc.

Insurance. CCTV Installation.

(Storm damage jobs undertaken) Special rates for senior citizens.

No call out charge.

All work and equipment guaranteed.

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ACCOUNTANTS

ALARMS

TaxAssist Accountants

Comet Security Systems

a: 714 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6BL t: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 c: Gary Richards e: garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk Free initial discussion.

Full range of services for small businesses. Fixed fees. Friendly local service at our Larkfield Shop.

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t: 01634 249859 m: 0779 355 3615 www.cometsecurity.co.uk Protection for your Home or Business. Intruder Alarms, CCTV, Panic Alarms, Access Control.

Existing alarms serviced & maintained. Our systems do not require you to sign up for costly maintenance contracts.

Call Comet Security for a FREE survey.

t: 01732 824354 c: Graham Jones Improve your home creatively and cost effectively.

Full design services.

Porches & Conservatories.

Extensions & internal alterations.

Individual dwellings.

Planning & building regulations.

Applications submitted on your behalf. Listed building applications.

Free initial consultation.

a: Luddesdowne Nr Meopham t: 01474 813434 c: Christopher Marshall e: info@christopher-marshall.co.uk www.christopher-marshall.co.uk

Pencil portraits from photographs and classic motorcycle prints.

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

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BLINDS

Nightingale Bathrooms

Classic Blinds

Easy access showers, baths and wet rooms.

Raised height toilets.

Slip resistant safety flooring.

Discounts for SSAFA, British Legion, Ex service personnel & Over 60s.

Fast friendly service.

Free quotes.

Different styles available: Roller, Verticals, Wooden, Venetian, Roman, Ail Venetian.

Fully guaranteed.

t: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk

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t: 01622 730572 www.ClassicBlindsAshford.co.uk

(See Colour Ad On Page 11)

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

BLINDS

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY

BUILDING REFURBISHMENT

Bathroom Solutions

Gemini Beauty

Basically Bathrooms

t: 01732 321008 m: 07967 741445 e: tony.mckimm@yahoo.com Complete bathroom installations: Tiling, plumbing, plastering and electrical work.

Free estimates.

Public Liability Insured (See Colour Ad On Page 11)

m: 07908 021913 c: David Bartholomew e: barti1@hotmail.com

Complete bathroom installs, supply and design.

Plumbing, tiling, splash panels, plastering, electrical work and waste removal.

Free estimates.

Public liability insured.

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd a: Unit 2 Albans Farm Romford Road Pembury Kent TN2 4BB t: 01892 825522 m: 07767 326211 c: Stuart Munday e: stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com We manufacture, supply and install all types of internal and external blinds and awnings along with solar control and security window films.

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

a: Larkfield t: 01732 842279 m: 07749 589414 e: angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk Award winning Gemini-Beauty offers a broad range of beauty & complementary therapy, electrolysis & advanced cosmetic procedures in safe and skilled hands by therapist with over 30 years continuous experience.

(See Colour Ad On Page 21)

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BUILDING SERVICES

BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

AAPM Construction

Sterling Construction Works Ltd

Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Network Marketing Business t: 01732 521494 c: Jane Marshall e: jane.marshall@uwclub.net www.make-moneywithme.co.uk

m: 07884 436279 f: 01634 247682 c: Paul e: info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted.

Free estimates.

As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

BUILDING SERVICES

Any Aspect Builders Ltd

t: 01622 729536 m: 07407 764555 c: Kieron e: info@anyaspectbuilders.co.uk www.anyaspectuilders.co.uk Extensions, Loft conversions, Kitchens, Refurbishments, Bathrooms, Driveways Patios.

Over 20 Years experience.

Fully insured, Chas approved Free Quotes Reference’s Available.

BUILDING SERVICES

t: Freephone 0800 689 3968 e: contactus@sterlingconstructionworks.co.uk www.sterlingconstructionworks.co.uk Extensions, Conservatories, Brickwork, Drainage, Driveways, Patios, paving, Decking, Kitchens and Bathrooms.

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

Major British PLC is offering motivated individuals the opportunity of a lifetime. You don’t need experience – all training & support is provided.

(See Colour Ad On Page 9)

BUSINESS SERVICES

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

Capital Space Ltd

a: Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 523415 churchillsquare@capitalspace.co.uk www.capitalspace.co.uk Create the best impression for your home-based company through our professional virtual services; including address, phone, mailing and meeting room services tailored to your needs.

(See Colour Ad On Page 8)

BUSINESS NETWORKING

Paul Tann Ltd

t: 01732 842863 m: 07956 313287 / 07834 810453 c: Paul e: paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving.

Fully insured.

All work guaranteed.

Established over 20 years.

BNI Kings Hill Kings Hill Golf Club, Kings Hill We meet every Thursday morning.

Call Anna to book your place!

01732 525806 (See Colour Ad On Page 8)

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BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

CAR BODY REPAIRS

R Blackman General Maintenance

Forever Living Products

Autospray Solutions

Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork.

Interior and exterior painting.

Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

Uncapped & willable income stream.

Flexible - start part-time, and build a full time income. Global franchise operating in over 160 countries worldwide.

Unique product range. Est. 33 years.

Call for more information today!

t: 01892 838668 m: 07887 948430 c: Richard Blackman e: rblackman1@btinternet.com

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m: 07939 248983 c: Anna Marshall e: info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk www.annaforeverhealthy.co.uk

a: Unit 18, Lake Road, Quarry Wood Industrial Estate, Aylesford, Kent ME20 7TQ m: 07773 340049 t: 01622 727263 c: Ben Award winning Kent based service and tradesmen for all your bodywork repair needs. Carried out at your convenience at home, work or our brand new unit in Aylesford.

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

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CAR SALES

CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

Kings Hill Car Sales

D&L Carpentry Ltd

Homefresh

a: Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU t: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk

a: 372 Lunsford Lane, Larkfield, Aylesford, Kent ME20 6HX m: 07850 133143 e: info@dandlcarpentry.com www.dandlcarpentry.com

t: Freephone: 0800 6942024 Carpet and upholstery cleaning offer.

50% discount.

Specialist Fabric Treatment.

Stainshield, Deodorising Treatment, Anti-Allergy Treatment, Conditioner.

Good quality cars, bought and sold.

Specialist vehicle sourcing.

Company vehicle sourcing.

All makes available.

Please ring for help.

Loft Conversions completed New Roof and Roofing Repairs Plastering Fascias, Soffits & Guttering All wood works.

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CAR SALES & SERVICING

CARPENTRY

CARPET CLEANING

West Malling Garage

Hudson Carpentry & Building Services

Kent Carpet Cleaning Company Ltd

a: High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QN t/f: 01732 874350 c: Nick Errington www.westmallinggarage.co.uk Toyota Specialists.

All makes of vehicle serviced and repaired.

Vehicle diagnostics.

MOT station.

Car sales and sourcing of any vehicle.

t: 01634 242807 m: 07838 156170 c: Neil Hudson e: hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk www.facebook.com/hudsoncbs All aspects of Carpentry and Building including extensions, conversions, kitchens, bathrooms, flooring, tiling, doors & more! Over 20 years experience. Insured, local & reliable. Call for a free quote. See our Facebook page for customer feedback.

(See Colour Ad On Page 13)

t: 01732 872199 c: Chrissie 07801 561696 John 07860 100295 e: info@rolin.cc www.rolincleaningservices.co.uk

Family run carpet cleaning company.

Also upholstery cleaning, Stain removal, Stainguard protection & leather suite cleaning.

NCCA and IICRC Certified.

(See Colour Ad On Page 15)

CAR SERVICE & REPAIR

CARPENTRY

CARPET SHOP

Kings Hill Garage Limited

Paul Anthony Interiors

Rowling Carpets

a: North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent, ME194PU. t: 01732 849322 Servicing for all makes & models MOT’s – while u wait Tyres & Exhausts Engine diagnostics

(See Colour Ad On Page 24)

m: 07719 117250 e: info@paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk www.paulanthonycarpentry.co.uk Carpentry and joinery.

Kitchen installations.

Radiator Covers.

Made to measure sliding wardrobes.

Cupboards, units and shelving.

No job too big or too small.

25 years experience.

Call for free, no obligation quote.

Discount to local Oracle readers.

(See Colour Ad On Page 17)

CARPENTRY

CARPENTRY

Chatfield Carpentry

Red Carpentry

t: 01732 871449 m: 07985 273773 c: Steve Wheeler e: mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors.

Quality workmanship at competitive prices. Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

t: 01622 751447 m: 07896 904056 c: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted.

All types of windows.

Solid & laminate flooring.

Kitchens fitted.

All types of carpentry work undertaken.

Over 30 years experience.

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a: 787 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE t: 01732 521355 www.rowlingcarpets.uk We hold a massive range of carpets, vinyls, laminates, luxury vinyl tiles, woods and artificial grass and our showroom is open for you to visit.

All carpets priced over £10 per square meter include fitting. FREE gripper & door bars when purchasing underlay.

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Lions Club of Malling District Monthly meetings on the third Monday of each month at 8pm The Wealden Hall, 773 London Road, Larkfield ME20 6DE. To come and see what ‘Mauling’ Lions do visit mallinglionsclub.moonfruit.com or Telephone Richard ( the lionheart ) 01732 670556 WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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Rotary Club - Kings Hill khrc09@yahoo.com www.rotary1120.org/kings_hill/ Every Monday evening 7.30 for 7.45pm Upstairs at the Spitfire, Kings Hill.

Organising support and fund raising for local, national and international causes.

CHARITY CLUB

Rotary Club of Malling Humanity in Motion We meet every Tuesday (except when there is a bank holiday in the week) at 6.30 pm for 7.00pm at SPADEWORK nursery, Offham.

See website for info. http://www.rcmalling.org.uk

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CLEANING

GLEAMING CLEANING

AA Computer Services

Always busy? No time for cleaning?

Ovens NEED to be deep cleaned!

Ironing pile getting bigger?

Garden that never stops growing?

Hoovering & dusting getting you down?

Call us to leave your house gleaming!

m: 07904 910400 e: info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk

No job too BIG or too SMALL! For a professional 1-2-1 service with A Smile Free quotation 1st clean 20% Off

Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services.

Microsoft Certified Professional.

From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

CLEANING

COMPUTER SUPPORT

Kings Hill Cleaning Ltd

ALTONE Computers Ltd

Call Terri: 07486 860647

a: 70 Churchill Square Kings Hill West Malling ME19 4YU t: 01732 844484 e: info@kingshillcleaning.co.uk www.kingshillcleaning.co.uk Friendly, professional, family run business. High standard of service & attention to detail. Fully insured & vetted staff. Materials supplied.

Regular, one-off & spring cleaning * New Housekeeping, ironing, shopping and errands service.* Call for a free estimate.

t: 01892 835089 m: 07771 707035 c: Alan www.altone.co.uk

Providing excellent & friendly local service for 13 years.

Desktop and Laptop, Maintenance/ Repairs/Upgrades/Wireless/ Virus Removal/Custom Builds etc Fixed Costs, no hourly rates COMPUTER SUPPORT

CLEANING

James Goldring Chimney Sweep

m: 07738 910962 t: 01892 249008 jamesgoldringchimneysweep.co.uk Fast, clean, reliable & friendly service covering the South East.

• Fully insured • Certificates for insurance given • All types of flue swept & vacuumed • Nests removed. We support our local wildlife rescue centre and always rehome birds.

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APC Manpower Computer Services t: 01732 790099 m: 07867771078 e: service@pcmanpower.co.uk WINDOWS 10 problems VIRUS Removal Specialist Broadband / WIFI Issues SLOW / Freezing Computer PC not starting / iPad Issues LAPTOP Repairs / Email problems Printer Setup / IPTV Box setup

CHIROPODIST

CLEANING

CONSERVATORIES

West Malling Podiatry & Chiropody

Time For You

Howard Caine Conservatories

a: 14-16 Swan Street, West Malling ME19 6LP t: 01732 848460 c: Marie Thomas Bsc(Hons), MChS e: westmallingpods@gmail.com

HPC Registered Podiatrist l Corn & Callous Removal l Biomechanics & Orthotics l Verrucae l Ingrown Toenails Evening, weekend and gift vouchers also available.

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t: 0800 458 1127 m: 07863 347587 e: north-kent@timeforyou.co.uk www.timeforyou.co.uk Honest, dependable and affordable police checked cleaner to your home.

Typically £11.50 per hour incl.

(See Colour Ad On Page 19)

t/f: 01732 321050 m: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 e: Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk New Conservatories, Refurbishment, Windows/Doors Check us out at Checkatrade.com Fully registered with FENSA Customer References Available.

(See Colour Ad On Page 14)

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DECORATORS

Orangeries Southeast Ltd

John Green Décor Ltd

t/f: 01732 849020 m: 07860 483348 e: info@orangeriessoutheast.com www.orangeriessoutheast.com From compact to prestigious and everything in between. Available in hardwood, aluminum or PVCu. Quality windows and doors also available. With over 35 years’ experience. We provide our clients with a high quality product and 1st class service.

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CONSERVATORIES

DECORATORS

DECORATORS

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited

Choice Painting & Decorating

JP’s Decorating

t: 01634 730053 www.t2twindows.com

Energy Efficiency - we can show you how advanced products can help to reduce your energy bills at the right price.

0% Interest Free.

Minimum 25% deposit.

Free installation with this advert.

t: 01732 875507 m: 07761 601896 c: Dean Woolterton e: choicedec@outlook.com

City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

(See Colour Ad On Page 20) CONVENIENCE STORE/GARAGE

For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small.

All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest. I have many years experience.

Kings Hill based.

Domestic/Commercial & insurance.

(References available on request)

DECORATORS

DECORATORS

G J Services

Parrish Painting & Decorating

a: West Malling t: 01732 872125 m: 07764 684495 t: Guy Williams e: gjservices@btinternet.com

(See Colour Ad On Page 25)

m: 07956 874044 or 07944 126353 c: Phil e: jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk

Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Tiling Free Estimates

m: 07967 190588 c: Mark

For all your decorating needs.

A friendly, reliable service at competitive rates.

Qualified and fully insured.

Call for a free, no obligation quote.

COUNSELLING

DECORATORS

DECORATORS

Anne Twyford Counselling

Impact Decoration

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists

a: Kings Hill t: 01732 752077 m: 07551 277293 e: anne@annetwyfordcounselling.uk www.annetwyfordcounselling.uk Counselling and personal therapy for individuals.

Consulting room in Churchill Square, Kings Hill.

t: 01732 873726 m: 07882 597433 c: Sam Gregory e: info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy.

Internal and External decoration.

City and Guilds qualified.

Dulux Select Approved Decorator.

Fully insured. Domestic & Commercial clients.Virtually dust free sanding. Paper hanging.

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a: 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB t/f: 01732 873754 m: 07971 542609/07824 887677 e: m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling. City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp.

Insurance & Commercial work.

References on request.

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Take My Lead

Qualified Dog Behaviour Practitioner BCCSDip.AdvCanBhv. Offering a professional & ethical approach, evaluation & implementations catering to individual client’s needs for all behavioural & psychological issues.

Covering Kent & South East areas.

07971 428796 takemylead@hotmail.co.uk www.takemyleadkent.co.uk

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SOS Window Works

a: The Bounds, Aylesford, Kent, ME20 7LZ t: 01622 206690 m: 07779 006696 e: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk

Double glazing repairs & maintenance, misted units, broken glass, broken hinges and handles, lockouts, emergency entry, door adjustment, child restrictors, patio door rollers, cat flaps, letter boxes and Velux windows.

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DRAINAGE & PLUMBING

ELECTRICIANS

Trade Glaze

Ferdurco Solutions Limited

Andy Payne Electrical

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

(See Colour Ad On Back Page)

t: 01732 252112 e: enquiries@fedurcosolutions.co.uk www.ferdurcosolutions.co.uk For all your drainage needs.

Fast and reliable service.

Emergency 24 hours.

All blockages.

Domestic and commercial.

All plumbing work.

(See Colour Ad On Page 12)

t: 01732 843661 m: 07830 456928 e: ryarshelectrical@gmail.com Part P Domestic Electrician.

Napit Approved No 12146 City and Guilds 2330, 2382 BS7671 17th Edition.

2391 Inspection and Testing.

From fitting a new light through to a complete rewire and Periodic/Landlord Inspections.

Free quotes.

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

ELECTRICIANS

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited

Glen’s Driving School

ASD Electrical Services

Independent Offham Business Double Glazing Problems Solved t: 01732 842691 m: 07870 213098 e: contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk

Fault Finding, Repairs and Upgrades Windows, Doors, Locks & adjustments.

Misted Sealed Units, Handles and Hinges.

Upgrade to A-rated energy efficient units.

New Installation FENSA Insurance backed.

Free telephone advice and call out Over 30 years’ experience in industry.

t: 01732 841966 m: 07525 209294 e: glensdrivingschool@yahoo.co.uk www.glensdrivingschool.co.uk Advanced Driving Instructor.

Pass Plus - Local friendly DSA Driving Instructor - Pass Plus - Competitive Rates - First lesson free - New A/C Peugeot

t: 01634 624555 m: 07885 605424 e: asdelectricalservices@gmail.com No job too small Maintenance and installation Domestic and commercial Repairs and fittings Free quotations No call out fee (See Colour Ad On Page 10)

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FENCING

Dase Electrical

Tate Fencing

m: 07515 748520 c: Darren Skelly e: dskelly9372@gmail.com www.facebook.com/Dase-Electrical 17th Edition and City and Guilds qualifications and CRB checked.

Friendly, local & domestic. No job too big or small! Part or Full Rewires.

Switches, lights and Sockets. Garden lighting and Power. LED Insallation.

Free quotes, advice and call outs.

t: 01732 852596 e: sales@tatefencing.co.uk www.tatefencing.co.uk

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Suppliers of fencing materials.

Visit our Tonbridge depot.

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

ELECTRICIANS

FARMER’S MARKET

FINANCIAL ADVISORS

Domestic and Residential Electrical Services

Spadework

Reef Financial Consulting Ltd

t: 01622 870147 m: 07515 159821 e: info@darelectric.co.uk www.darelectric.co.uk

Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home lighting, sockets & switches. Full or Pprt rewire, security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice.

No hidden extras.

a: Teston Road, Offham, Kent ME19 5NA t: 01732 870002 e: info@spadework.org.uk www.spadework.net Market Dates: Second Saturday of every month from 10am to 1pm.

Email us to join our mailing list.

t: 01732 445 007 c: Dave Hurring A wide range of financial services, including: Mortgages, Protection.

Inheritance Tax Mitigation.

Long Term Care Fee Planning.

Specialist advice for businesses.

Pension and Investment Planning.

Clear and expert advice from a Chartered Financial Planner.

(See Colour Ad On Page 24)

ELECTRICIANS

FENCING

FITNESS & WELLBEING

L.T Security & Electrical Services

All Seasons Garden Fencing

Forever Living Products

Over 30 qualified years experience in Electrical & Security work in domestic & commercial properties (12 locally) All Alarms and Security Systems installed & Existing Systems maintained. All electrical work undertaken with No callout charge. Very quick response & reliable friendly personal approach. Free Estimates. No job too small.

Experienced in working for the elderly.

All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired.

Close boarded.

Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas.

No job too small.

Approved by 3 local Parish Councils.

Free quotations.

Three programmes to help you kickstart your transformation and create good habits for life. Forever have many different products to enhance your life so why not have a party with friends at own home and try some of them.

(See Colour Ad On Page 22)

EVENTS

FENCING

FURNITURE PAINTER

a: Braeburn Way, Kings Hill t: 01732 522 788 m: 07971 552 663 c: Lee Terry e: leeterry4@googlemail.com

PARTY NIGHT Friday 31ST MARCH 7-12pm KINGS HILL GOLF CLUB FORTUNE WAY, KINGS HILL WEST MALLING, ME19 4GF Tickets just £8 B4 20th March £10 after and £12.50 on the door Contact Anna on 07939 248983 anna@thelocaloracle.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 22)

t: 01732 844634 m: 07957 209073 c: Mark Steward www.allseasonsfencing.co.uk

Parkers Fencing & Gate Automation

t: 01732 874487 f: 01732 522359 Mobile: 07787 157618 Contact: Darren Parker www.parkersfencing.co.uk All types of fencing - wooden and metal supplied and erected.

ELECTRIC GATES & ROLLER SHUTTERS Gates, railings, barriers, on site welding; landscaping, block paving, patios, decking, pergolas.

Family run business. Free quotes.

Over 18 yrs experience.

Visit our new website.

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m: 07939 248983 c: Anna Marshall e: info@annaforeverhealthy.co.uk www.annaforeverhealthy.co.uk

Grahame Honey

m: 07443 419885 e: grahame.honey@hotmail.com Chabby chic, marbelling, graining, wall coverings, broken colour work, whole interiors.

Interior and exterior painting.

All types of painting and decorating work undertaken.

Call today for a free, no obligation, estimate.

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GARDEN SERVICES

Marshalls Landscape Contractors

Acacia - Tree & Landscape Services

Turfing, Fencing, Driveways, Block Paving, Patios, Decking and Rotivating.

Full landscaping service.

Fully insured and City & Guilds.

(See Colour Ad On Page 13)

All forms of hard & soft landscaping.

Tree Surgery, Hedgework, Clearance, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Sleepers, Raised beds, Patios, Paths, Drainage, Ground works, Fencing, Decking, Turfing and Artificial Grass.

Free quotations & fully insured.

GARAGE DOORS

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN SERVICES

Garage Door Associates

South East Contractors

Garden Maintenance

G a: Showroom and Head Office 18 Holborough Road, Snodland t: 01732 590085 www.garagedoors4you.co.uk Supply and install all makes and styles of garage door.

Repairs and Spares Automation DIY advice Awnings Recommended by Kent Trading Standards

t: 01732 807997 m: 07768 911241 c: Tom www.marshallslandscapes.com

t: 0800 233 52 32 e: quotes@southeast-contractors.co.uk www.southeast-contractors.co.uk Driveways.

Landscaping, fencing, tree surgery.

Resin bound driveway specialist.

Tarmac red or black.

Masters of block paving.

(See Colour Ad On Page 18)

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 c: Chris Coombs www.acaciatreecare.co.uk

t: Freephone: 0800 511 8081 c: Mark All garden work undertaken.

Lawns, hedges, borders, decking, fencing and patios.

Free estimates.

Regular maintenance or just a tidy.

No job too big or small.

References available.

City & Guilds qualified.

Over 25 years experience.

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GARDEN LANDSCAPING

GARDEN SERVICES

A D Landscapes Ltd

Yew Tree Landscapes

Really Good Gardeners

a: Ightham t: 01732 763114 m: 07790 036871 c: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management.

All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation.

Free consultation and estimates.

Portfolio & references available.

Fully insured.

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

Coe’s Landscapes

t: 07944 442442 c: Tim Coe e: timcoe36@icloud.com www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 Taking on jobs large and small.

Free quotes and will always try to beat other quotes.

We cover all of Kent.

Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting.

Large and small turfing and levelling.

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a: Larkfield t: 01732 848179 m: 07850 175077 c: Kevin Kennett e: yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving.

Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

GARDEN LANDSCAPE & DESIGN

m: 07801 045392 c: Simon Henderson e: simon@reallygoodgardeners.com www.reallygoodgardeners.com Lawn mowing, hedge trimming, pruning and weeding.

Garden clear ups and regular maintenance.

All types of garden maintenance undertaken.

Fully insured.

GARDEN SERVICES

Utopian landscape + design Ltd.

V & S Garden Services

Time to create your ideal outdoor space and give you a garden to love and enjoy ready for this summer.

Full garden design and implemetation service, free initial consultation and site visit.

Please visit our website.

Tel: 01732 773 821 Mobile: 07811 374319 Contact: Stephen J Johnson www.utopianlandscapeanddesign.com

t: 01732 521224 m: 07958 997336 c: Sue or Vince

Comprehensive range of garden services.

One off or full regular maintenance.

Complete year round lawn care.

Professional licensed weed control.

Hourly rates.

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GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR SALON

247 Plumbing Solutions

Wicks Gas

On The Fringe

When your heating breaks down, we turn up.

Boilers - Breakdowns, servicing and new installs.

Central Heating - Powerflushing, radiators & cylinders.

Plumbing - All general plumbing.

Service, repair and installation of central heating, boilers, cookers, fires, warm air units. Power flushing, plumbing, landlord certificates, free advice/quotation.

GAS SAFE REGISTERED: 212643

Local family run business.

Ample free parking outside shop.

New stylist offer.

Highlights, cut and finish £55 throughout March.

t: 01732 323000 m: 07897 436563 247plumbingsolutions.co.uk

t: 01732 883544 m: 07748 780811 c: Gerald Wicks e: wicksgas@btinternet.com

(See Colour Ad On Page 10) GAS & HEATING SERVICES

Astral Heating & Gas Services

c: 07748 876434 e: info@astralheatingservices.co.uk www.astralheatingservices.co.uk Servicing and repairs carried out to boilers, warm air systems, water heaters, gas fires and wall heaters.

Gas hobs repaired.

Landlords gas safety inspections.

Experienced, reliable and trustworthy Gas Safe registered engineer with the ability to solve most heating and hot water problems.

a: 1 Littlemarket Row, Leybourne ME19 5QL t: 01732 840439 www.otfhair.com

(See Colour Ad On Page 25)

GUTTER CLEANING & REPAIRS

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Bramko Ltd

Elise - Freelance mobile stylist

t: 01732 357660 m: 07899 894838 c: Mark Killick e: mik1969@hotmail.co.uk www.bramko.co.uk Cleaning from the safety of the ground, up to 4 storeys.

Weed moss & grime removal to prevent blockage.

Free estimates and onsite cleaning demonstration.

(See Colour Ad On Page 11)

m: 07530 203451 c: Lisa

Specialising in precision haircuts, makeovers and fashion colour.

Over 20 years experience, originally based at Vidal Sassoon in Knightsbridge.

Available Tuesday to Saturday.

Call for a free no obligation consultation.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Benjamin Terry Plumbing & Heating

Kelly’s Hairdressing Services

t: 01622 725558 m: 07968 424228 e: ben@bpterry.co.uk

Experienced Qualified Plumbing and Heating Engineer offers; Free Quotations for all your heating and plumbing requirements, No job too small, All calls handled promptly and efficiently.

(See Colour Ad On Page 11)

m: 07951 202655 c: Kelly

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Fully Qualified hairdresser I am experienced in cutting and colouring and have had advanced training in L’Oreal colour.

Professional and affordable service in the comfort of your own home.

I am polite, friendly and reliable.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HAIR SALON

HAIR STYLIST - MOBILE

Chelsea Gas and Waterworks

Lucas Hair

Michael Anthony Hairdressing

t: 01732 321754 m: 07973 138489 c: Simon Williams e: chelseagaswks@aol.com

Unvented hot water storage C&G Electrical BS7671 17th Edition All aspects of Gas, CH & HW repair, servicing & installation undertaken.

Friendly, reliable service.

Landlord’s Gas Safety Certificates Gas Safe Registered: 36297

a: 91 High Street, West Malling Kent, ME19 6NA t: 01732 848222 Get a new hair style, a new look and feel great using Goldwell products.

Pop in for a chat and see how we can help.

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Kings Hill 01732 843518 | 07738 199477 Trained in all cutting and colouring techniques, Toni & Guy educated and L’Oréal colour Specialist, With 23 years industry experience.

Please call for prices and more information.

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KITCHENS

Bespoke Ironing

DL Kitchens

Your local and reliable ironing service.

I offer a bespoke, professional BUT affordable ironing service.

25 items for £20 Free collection and delivery

Kitchens supplied & fitted or fit only.

All work carried out from start to finish incl. plastering, plumbing, wall & floor tiling, carpentry and electrics.

All work insured and guaranteed.

Contact this local family business for more info.

HANDYMAN

IRONING SERVICES

KITCHENS

Inside Out Domestic Property Maintenance

Extra Hands Ironing & Shirt Laundry

Fitted Doors

Contact: Bruce Martin T: 0800 111 4664 M: 07584 056821

Bathrooms | Kitchens | Fencing Carpentry | Renovations | Tiling Doors & Windows | Paving Painting | Locks & Screens Repairs | Maintenance & More

CRB CHECKED | INSURED | GUARANTEED

www.hireahubbygroup.com

m: 07726 525633 c: Bob e: insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Floor & Wall Tiling - Door Hanging Shelving & Racking - Furniture Assembly - Pressure Washing Patio & Drive Cleaning. Gardening Guttering. No Job Too Small Free Estimates and Friendly Advice.

Full Public Liability Insurance.

Estate Agent approved.

t: 01732 874 521 m: 07803 788325 c: Claire Dolke e: claire@bespokeironing.co.uk www.bespokeironing.co.uk

t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141/07841 658821 c: Dave or Matthew e: davelovelock@talktalk.net

a: The Colonnade 10 West Street West Malling ME19 6QX t: 01732 872159 m: 07956 864860 www.extrahandsironing.co.uk Central West Malling Drop Shop Open 9-3 Monday - Fridays & 9.30-12.30 Saturdays Clear pricing.

Fully insured.

Collection and delivery service.

78 Glebe Lane, Maidstone ME16 9BA t: 01622 725649 m: 07802 726060 e: sales@fitteddoors.co.uk www.fitteddoors.co.uk Transform tired kitchens and bedrooms in just a few days just by changing the doors, workstops and handles.

We pay the VAT on orders over £2500.

(See Colour Ad On Page 12)

HANDYMAN

JEWELLERS

LAWNMOWER REPAIRS

Steve’s Home & Garden Services

Andrew Smith Jewellers

Mr Mower

t: 01732 846420 m: 07758 311576

Doing the jobs you hate to do.......

Plumbing - Painting - Kitchens Flat pack assembly - Fencing Decking - Patios - Gardening Decking and Patio cleaning.

Please call for a free no obligation quote.

Fully insured.

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a: 89 High Street, West Malling Kent ME19 6NA t: 01732 843087 www.andrewsmithjewellers.co.uk Competitive pricing for unwanted or damaged gold items.

Professional, friendly advice.

Open 9am-5.30pm Mon to Sat Visit our new website!

(See Colour Ad on Page 21)

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

m: 0759 671 9295 c: Rob All lawnmowers and garden equipment repairs and servicing.

Free quotes and guaranteed work.

Free collection and delivery service.

(See Ad On Page 16)

LEAFLET DISTRIBUTION

DO YOU NEED LEAFLETS DISTRIBUTED? DO YOU WANT TO TARGET SPECIFIC AREAS? the local Oracle can help!

Call 01732 525805/6 DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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LOCKSMITH

LEGAL ADVICE

LOFT LADDERS & HATCHES

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A.Maidstone Locksmiths

a: 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS t: 01622 410057 m: 07837 751611 c: John e: john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates.

24 hour emergency service.

Domestic and Commercial.

All types of locks supplied & fitted.

UPVC specialists.

KCC trading standard approved.

M-O MOBILE PHONE & TABLET REPAIR

Get It Repaired

a: 70 Churchill Square, Kings Hill ME19 4YU t: 01732 525818 www.getitrepaired.co.uk All makes and models.

Broken screens. Charging Ports.

Batteries. Speakers.

Water damage.

Fault diagnosis.Genuine parts.

12 months warranty. Best prices.

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Suite 6, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, West Malling, ME19 4YU

01732 31 6000 (Please see our main advert on Page 8 )

LEISURE

David Lloyd Clubs

a: 21 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill ME19 4UA t: 01732 873773 www.davidlloyd.co.uk/kingshill Discover what’s new at David Lloyd Kings Hill.

Book a club tour today.

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LOGS & FIREWOOD

MORTGAGE ADVISER

LOGS & FIREWOOD

Browning Rose Financial

a: 11 Swan Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6JU t: 01732 448910 info@browningrosefinancial.co.uk www.browning rosefinancial.co.uk.

Seasoned logs, Firewood and kindling delivered to your door Roger 07831 499952 01732 521693 r.gluck@sky.com

With mortgage rates so low, it might be time to review your mortgage today.

Mobile log splitting service Fallen trees cleared.

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CALLING ALL LOCAL: Accountants, Builders, Decorators, Computer Support, Electricians, Fencing, Gardeners, Gas & Heating Services, Kitchen Companies, Plumbers and Solicitors. the local Oracle has traditionally worked very well for this type of business.

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Oven Wizards

Greens Plastering

t: 01622 616168 m: 07751 833305 www.ovenwizards.com Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £49. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000’s of local clients. Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.

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t: 01732 670849 m: 07737 860197 www.greensplastering.co.uk

All aspects of plastering covered.

PLASTERERS

Wall 2 Wall Plastering

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Fully qualified Plasterer.

Internal & external plastering.

Rendering & pebble dashing.

Skimming & plaster boarding.

Coving. Painting and decorating.

Friendly & tidy service. Free quotes.

PET SERVICES

PLUMBERS

Your Furry Friend’s Friend Dog Walker and Pet Sitter

DL Plumbing

a: Addington t: 01732 844746 m: 07792 670141

t: 01732 842807 m: 07709 025684 c: Lisa e: LisaG_GTI@hotmail.co.uk fb: YourFurryFriendsFriend

A friendly and reliable dog walking and daily pet care service, including visiting cats, rabbits, guinea pigs and chickens. Available 7 days a week.

Fully insured and police checked

All plumbing work undertaken.

From a dripping tap to a new bathroom.

Including tiling and flooring.

OVEN CLEANERS

PLASTERER

PLUMBERS

Oven Angels

Charlie Skelly

Hylton Plumbing Services

t: 01892 514552 m: 07901 857608 www.ovenangels.co.uk Female oven cleaning team using environmentally approved bio degradable, eco friendly products.

Now in their 17th year.

Prices from £45. Fully insured.

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t: 07590 262809 All aspects of plastering & coving Friendly & professional Internal skimming High quality finish Free estimates City & Guilds fully qualified.

a: West Malling t: 01732 843086 m: 07970 528822 c: Hylton Visser e: ahmail@btinternet.com www.hyltonplumbingservices.co.uk Qualified plumber with 20 yrs exp.

Public liability Insured. No call out fee. Maintenance plumbing, burst pipes, hot water cylinders, blocked drains, radiators, leaking taps, new loft tanks. 24hr Emergency Call Out. (See Colour Ad On Page 13)

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RESTAURANT

K McCarthy Heating & Plumbing Engineering Services

Frank’s Restaurant & Mussel Bar a: 53-55 High Street, West Malling, Kent ME19 6QH t: 01732 843247

t: 01732 847363 m: 07851 774726

Gas Safe Registered Engineer & qualified plumber All gas and plumbing work undertaken Free estimates No call out charge No Vat

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REMOVALS & STORAGE

R. J. Plumbing

Goodfellows Removals & Storage

m: 07590 665525 c: Ricky Jones e: rickyjplumbing@gmail.com Local reliable plumber. All domestic plumbing covered, from changing a washer in your dripping tap, to installing a full bathroom suite.

Boiler servicing, full central heating installs, Landlord certificates & maintenance. No job too small, all work guaranteed, no call out charge, 10% discount to over 65’s.

PLUMBERS

a: Ashtree Farm, Teston Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 5RL t: 01732 841841 f: 01622 753708

Household/office removals.

Local professional removal and storage company.

Family owned. Established 20 years.

Please ring for a free quote.

REMOVALS

enquiries@franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com www.franksrestaurantandmusselbar.com

21 mussels, a la carte menu, 16 Belgian beers, Sunday lunch till 4.30pm, Small weddings, Private function room.

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ROOFING

D. P. Roofing

TNP Nelson Plumbing

t: 01622 808103 m: 07517 106711

t: 01732 220443

Plumbing - all plumbing undertaken.

Heating - radiators and boilers Gas - boilers installed and repaired.

Drainage - cleaning, jetting & repairs.

24 hours - 1 hour response.

All types of roofing renewed and repaired, chimneys, guttering etc.

All work guaranteed.

Free quotes.

All areas covered.

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PRINTERS

REMOVALS

ROOFING

JM Removals

MSB Roofing Services Ltd

t: 01622 205738 m: 07932 715072 c: John McKirdy www.jmremovals.co.uk Local & national Full house & single items Dismantle & reassemble service Hanging robe & boxes supplied Packaging service. Shipping.

Free Estimates Fully insured professional service DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

a: 134, 70 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU t: 01732 757555 e: info@msbservices.co.uk Professional quick response emergency roof repairs and renewals.

Trading over 13 years.

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SKIP HIRE

Utility Warehouse

Haffenden Skip Hire

Authorised Distributor t: 01732 521494 m: 07912 878830 c: Jane www.save-moneywithme.co.uk

a: East Malling t: 01732 871858 or 01732 840116 m: 07850 049246

2yd to 12yd skips available.

Local reliable service.

Call for competitive rates.

All aspects of roofing and property maintenance work undertaken, from general repair and household DIY work, to complete re-roofs and rebuilds.

We offer affordable prices.

References available on request.

I can show you how to make great savings on your household and business utilities.

Ask me for more info or check out my website.

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ROOFING

SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE

SOLICITORS

TLC Scrap Metal

Berry & Lamberts Solicitors

William Kent & Sons Roofing

t: 01732 824059 m: 07778 586865 c: Bill All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated & roof windows fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Reg waste carrier.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

t: 07804 057096 c: Tom Calvert

Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection.

Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled.

Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

TAX

Ideal Shutters and Blinds

TaxAssist Accountants

Genuine real wood shutters at a lower price than MDF. Over 15 years experience in supplying & fitting quality products.

Call today for your free no obligation quotation.

Making tax digital.

Xero Silver Partner

t: 01622 296022 www.idealshuttersandblinds.co.uk fb: Ace Blinds and Shutters Kent

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Talk to us if you need help.

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SHUTTERS

TILING

Stylehouse Shutters

C M Tile

Based in West Malling, supplying and fitting the highest quality, bespoke window plantation shutters.

Free no obligation survey.

Local, friendly service.

3 year guarantee.

Bathrooms and kitchens.

Walls and floors.

Regrouting.

Tile cleaning.

Call for a free quotation.

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SHUTTERS

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m: 07407 266240 e: enquiries@cmtile.com www.cmtile.com

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WINDOWS

Acacia Tree Care

Interior Decor

Trade Glaze

t: 01732 845104 m: 07812 344740 www.acaciatreecare.co.uk NPTC C&G Qualified, Fully insured.

Tree work, Hedging, stumpgrinding, hard and soft landscaping, fencing and garden clear ups.

Free consultation and written quotations TREE SURGERY

a: Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ t: 01732 871042 e: interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk Re-upholstery, loose covers and curtain making carried out by City & Guilds craftsmen with over 30 years experience in your fabric or ours.

Reliable local service.

a: Units 8&9 Kilnbridge Works Lower Road, East Farleigh Maidstone Kent ME15 0HD t: 01622 725444 f: 01622 721111 e: ad2000@btconnect.com www.trade-glaze.co.uk Your very best choice in windows, doors and conservatories.

Top quality products with top quality service.

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WINDOW CLEANING

TREE SURGERY

WEDDING CAR HIRE

WINDOW CLEANING

Qualitree Services Ltd

VW Wedding Hire

All Clean Windows

Blossom Tree Surgery - Lady Tree Surgeon

m: 07725 330 115 c: Allixandria Driscoll (BSc(hons) MSc Estate Management). e: allixandria@outlook.com Fully Qualified & Insured Arboriculturist.

All aspects of Tree, Hedge & Garden maintenance undertaken.

It doesn’t have to cost an arm & a leg!

t: 01622 208426 c: Gary or Caroline Everest e: hello@qualitree-services.co.uk www.qualitree-services.co.uk Tree Surgery, Felling & Removal Hedge Cutting & Trimming Qualified, Experienced & Reliable Fully Insured & Value for Money Call Today For Your Free Quotation

m: 07970 728464 www.afhire.co.uk/wedding Hire one of our beautiful classic Volkswagens to make your wedding day extra special.

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WINDOWS

Trade 2 Trade Windows Limited t: 01634 730053 www.t2twindows.com

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0% Interest Free.

Minimum 25% deposit.

Free installation with this advert.

Abbi Window Cleaning t: 0800 055 6082

We provide a quality reliable service.

Pure Water fed pole system.

Pole System ensures privacy.

Reduced liability, no ladders means no nasty accidents.

Windows above conservatories no problem. Large house specialist.

Domestic and commercial.

Police checked operator.

Call now for your free estimate.

t/f: 01622 745179 c: Jean Tandy e: jean.tandy@talktalk.net Friendly professional service using both traditional method and/or purified water-fed pole system.

We also clean gutter soffit and fascias, conservatories, inc. roofs and 3 storey houses.

Fully insured.

Very competitive prices.

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL 01732 525805/6

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Useful local phone numbers • Alzheimer’s Society 01892 835498 • Age Concern Day Centre - Rotary House, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 848008 • Age Concern Info./Advice/Insurance, 01732 873977 • Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch 08453 970543

COUNCIL • Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 844522

DOCTORS • Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling 01732 870212 • Chaucer Way, Larkfield 01732 841213 • 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury 01622 814466

• Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking Secretary Derrick Groom DGroom5143@aol.com 01732 842557 • Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Julie Patrick 01732 822432

•M ore Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling 01732 843047

• Wateringbury Village Hall 075 3532 0552 • West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner 01732 844824

•S t James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling 01732 841912

• Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square 01732 845612 • Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling 01732 843389

•S t Katherine’s School, St Katherine’s Lane, Snodland, Kent ME6 5EJ (www.stkatherineskent.co.uk) 01634 240061

HOSPITAL

POLICE

• Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone 0845 1551000

• Tonbridge Neighbourhood Policing Team Tonbridge.neighbourhood.kent.pnn.police.uk 01732 379232

• Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops. http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_ culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/ mobile_libraries.aspx • Snodland Library, 15-17 High Street, Snodland, ME6 5DA

• Kent Police 101 • TMBC Community Warden Supervisor Martin Smith 07969 584173 • RSPCA

• Addington Village Hall 01732 843180

SCHOOLS

• East Malling Village Hall 01732 844546

• Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955

• Leybourne Village Hall 01732 873722 • Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Rebecca Simmons on 01732875963 and e-mail Mereworth.bookings@hotmail.com

• Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416

• Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232

• Kings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 840180

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TRAINS

• The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill 01732 847000

• Leybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne 01732 842008

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•W est Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061

• Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667

• Offham Village Hall Contact: Valerie Patrick 01732 605376

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• T rottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe 01732 822803

• National Rail Enquiries 08457 48 49 50

• SAMARITANS - 48 Grecian Street, Maidstone, ME14 2TS 01622 674444

• Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Kim Tanner khcc@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919

•T he Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling 01732 840995

• RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW 0300 1230751

LOCAL HALLS

• East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828

•O ffham Primary School, Church Road, Offham 01732 842355 •R yarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600

PHARMACIES

• Snodland Medical Centre 01634 240296

• 22-24 High Street, West Malling 03000 413131

•M ereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth 01622 812569 •M ereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456

• Snodland Community Centre Contact: Bookings Sectretary info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 07714 998127

• Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield 01732 843203

LIBRARY

•K ings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling 01732 842739

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Events MONDAYS

WEDNESDAYS

FRIDAYS

•1 0 - 11.15 am Yoga (Level 1-2) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

• 9.15am Musical Bumps 2+ group, 1+ group 10am, 0-12m group11am, 3+ group 2pm.

Fun Choir at 4.30pm Sarah 01732 321217

• ( 3rd) 2pm Larkfield Active Retirement Association meet at Larkfield VH. Chris Baker 01732 873705.

• 9.45am Singalong Baby Sign in West Malling. For info please call 07768 447657

• 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Contact Peter 01622 717491.

• 10-11am Music mayhem children’s music for 0-5yrs at Snodland Comm. Centre.

07815 775 504 • 10.15am Adult Ballet classes Ryarsh Village Hall 07775 716714

• 10am Zumba at Nettlestead VH (Low impact) Tanya 07531 839159

• 10.30am Baby Massage course in West Malling, Call Massage Your Baby on 01732 847605

• 10.45am Little Bright Sparks fun phonics literacy & numeracy classes. 07768 447657

• 12pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane for beginners.

• 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy level.

• 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Advanced dancers.

01732 870715 • (Term time) 1.30pm Expressions Dance at Larkfield & EM Methodist Church ME20 6PN Syliva 01634 245767 • 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. More advanced.

01732 870715.

• 6.30pm Insanity at KH School - everyone welcome. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6 • 7.30pm Zumba at Kings Hill School – Claire 07970 482421 for details. £5 • 8pm Zumba at Wateringbury Primary School.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159

TUESDAYS • 9.30am Musical Bumps 2+’s, 1+’s 10.15am at KHCH. Sarah 01732 321217 • 10am Baby Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969 • 10.30am Zumba Gold at KHCC £5. Claire on 07970 482421 • 11am Tots Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 • 11.15am Musical Bumps Baby Class and 3+’s 12.15pm at KHCH. Sarah 01732 321217 • 12 Midday Preschool Yoga at KHCH 01732 490736 or 07801 948969 • 11-12.30pm Improver/Intermediate Linedancing at Nettlestead Village Hall.

01732 872624 • 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at Snodland Library.

• 7pm Zumba at Wateringbury Village Hall.

All welcome! Tanya 07531 839159 • 7.30-9.30pm The Snodland Women’s Club at the Snodland Community Centre, Paddlesworth Road, ME6 5DP First week free.

Contact Amanda Clark on 07983 159989 for more details.

• 3.30pm-4.30pm Dance Fitness at Leybourne Village Hall, 07979 750382 • 5.30pm & 7.30pm Slimming World, KHCH, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill - 07914 842597 • 6pm Ballet Workout and Beginners’ Ballet Ryarsh Village Hall 07775716714 • 6.30pm Insanity. Discovery School, Kings Hill. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6 • 7-8.15pm Into to yoga at Borough Green Parish Church Hall. Julie 07989 185425 • 7pm Zumba at Yalding VH (No classes on 18/5, 1/6 and 8/6) Tanya 07531 839159 • (3rd) 7pm Wateringbury Flower Club at The Institute, East Malling.

• 7.30pm Pilates at Discovery School, Kings Hill with Claire on 07970 782421 £8 • 7.30pm C213 Bridge Club at Offham VH. Call Angela on 01732 874928 for info.

• 8-10pm The Larkfield Women’s Club at Church Farm VH. Sarah on 07786 364063

THURSDAYS 6.30am Kings Hill BNI meet at Kings Hill Golf Club. Call Anna on 01732 525806 to book.

• 9.30-10.15am Mini mayhem music for 0-1yrs East Malling Inst. Hall. 07815 775504 • 10.30-11.30am Music Mayhem children’s music 0-5yrs East Malling Inst. Hall 07815 775504.

• (1st Thurs) 2pm U3A (University of the Third Age) KHCC Mark Richards on 01622 201985.

• 2.15-2.45pm Baby Rhyme Time sessions at West Malling Library.

• (Alternate) 2.30-4.30pm Men’s Retirement Group meet at Clout Memorial Institute, WM. 01732 846087 • 6.15pm-7.15pm, Complete Beginners Pilates, Malling School 01622 715576 • 7.15 - 8.15 pm Yoga (Beginners) Offham Village Hall. Bridget 07963 235451

SATURDAYS • 8am Insanity at Kings Hill School. Call Claire 07970 482421 £6 • ( 2nd Sat) 10am - 1pm Offham Farmers Market at Spadework, Teston Rd, Offham.

01732 870002 (See Ad)

SUNDAYS • 9.30am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at DiscoverySchool, Kings Hill. Sunday School 1st, 2nd and 4th Sundays of the month.

...ALSO THIS MONTH Tuesday 14 March 8pm West Malling C.E. Primary School. “Quintessential Offham”. An illustrated story of the development of people of a typical Kentish village. Contact Molly Potts on 01732 841170.

Friday 31 March 7pm-Midnight Party Night at Kings Hill Golf Club, Fortune Way, Kings Hill, ME19 4GF. Dance the night away to the sounds of soul, disco, funk, Motown and a touch of jazz from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s and raise some money for charity too! Tickets just £8 B4 20th March, £10 after and £12.50 on the door. Contact Anna on 07939 248983 (See Page P22) Friday 31 March. 8pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ Bar 6, Maidstone. Starring Mandy Knight & Gavin Webster + much more. Tickets available at £10.

Friday 31 March 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Wheatsheaf, West Malling.

Starring Gavin Webster & Mandy Knight + much more. Tickets available at £12 from richard@outofboundscomedy.co.uk or 07976 637804.

Please re-submit ALL listings of events for the April edition by 15 March info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

• 7.15pm-8.15pm, New Yoga Pilates Dance fusion, Dance Studio, Malling School, 01622 715576 • 8.30pm Morris Dancing. St. Georges Hall, Wrotham, TN15 7AB. Male dancers welcome.

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