Malling March local Oracle by Anna Marshall

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DISTRIBUTION 16,500 HOMES & BUSINESSES

MALLING

MARCH

2022

BASED IN WEST MALLING tel: 01732 752121 mob: 07962 356184

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Suite 159, 80 Churchill Square Business Centre, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4YU Jane Accounts/Sales m: 07912 878830 t: 01732 521494 Anna Artwork/Sales m: 07939 248983 t: 01732 795777 info@thelocaloracle.co.uk www.thelocaloracle.co.uk Cut off dates for advertising in the May editions are: • Maidstone 20th March • Malling 15th March • Tonbridge 20th March

As we go to print today, we are looking out at high winds from Storm Eunice! We hope you all kept safe and let’s hope that is the last of extreme weather for a while as we roll into Spring. Should you now be looking at your garden and thinking it needs some attention, then we have some great gardeners and fencing people waiting for your call. We have a really wide selection of services in the following pages so please do have a flick through. If you need to hint to the other half that it is time for a home/ garden update or something more personal like a beauty treament or hearing aids for example, just leave the page open by their breakfast bowl or pillow; it could work a treat! If you run a small business yourself and need some advice, then we also have that covered on our business pages. You can find all editions online www.thelocaloracle.co.uk and we will also be sharing information on our social media pages which can easily be found.... facebook.com/ thelocaloracle or Twitter.com/thelocaloracle and www. linkedin.com/company/the-local-oracle. Thank you for reading and supporting the local Oracle.

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FEATURE PAGE Hello my name is Samantha Fairchild from Hearing Matters in Kings Hill. Today I want to introduce a new hearing aid from Starkey, called the Evolv hearing aid. There are lots of exciting things that this hearing aid can do. For example, it allows for 2 way streaming. So that means, music or phone conversation can be streamed directly from your phone to both of your hearing aids at once. But also, the microphone on the hearing aid can detect your voice and can stream that directly to your mobile phone during conversation, so you don’t have to talk into your phone. The other exciting thing about this hearing aid is artificial intelligence. The computer chip inside here is constantly analysing and categorising sounds in your environment. It adapts the sound that you hear 55million times an hour. So it is constantly making subtle changes to optimise sound quality for you. There is a free app available on most modern mobile phones which allows you to further personalise the sound according to your environment and your preference. This means the sound is much clearer and much more natural, so you can hear clearly without having to concentrate so hard, particularly in noisy situations. This technology is available in several different shapes and sizes, from something small that is almost invisible inside your ear canal, right up to the larger powerful hearing aid which is much easier to handle. Your Hearing Matters.

If you want to find out more, or to book yur free trial, please contact me, Mrs Samantha Fairchild MSc at Hearing Matters. Tel: 01732 494 066 Email: info@hearingmattersltd.co.uk Website: www.hearingmattersltd.co.uk where you can book an appointment at either my Kings Hill clinic or the Mason clinic in Chatham. Main address: 26 Kings Hill Avenue, Kings Hill, Kent ME19 4AE Additional clinic: The Mason Clinic, 1b Cornwallis Avenue, Chatham, ME5 6JT. DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

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Category the local News p2 CONTACT DETAILS p2 WHAT CAN THE LOCAL ORACLE DO FOR YOU? p4

Driveway/Patio Cleaning & Repairs

Website/Marketing/Business Support

Electricians*

Will Writing & Estate Planning

Electrolysis/Hair Removal

Windows

Estate Agent

Window Cleaning

Accountants

Fencing

Active Retirement

Football Club Partnership

Aerials

Garage Doors

Air Ambulance

Garden Landscapers

USEFUL NUMBERS p30

Bathroom Installations

Garden Services*

EVENTS p31

Beauty & Complementary

Gas & Heating Services

Blinds

Gutter Cleaning & Repairs

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Bowls Club*

Hair Salon

Broadband & Sockets

Handyman

Maidstone: 20th March (Delivery - 2nd week of month)

Building Services

Healthcare/Hearing

Building Supplies

Kitchen Splashbacks*

Business Insurance Business Opportunity Car Body Repairs Car Sales

Locksmith Loft Ladders & Hatches

* New Advertisers

Malling: 15th March (Delivery - 1st week of month) Tonbridge: 20th March (Delivery - 2nd week of month) for April 2022 editions

Logs & Firewood

Car Service & Repairs

Mobile Phone & Tablet Repairs

Carpentry

Oven Cleaners

Carpet Cleaning

Plumbers

Cats Protection

Printers

Charity Clubs

Roofing

Chiropody & Podiatry

Scrap Metal Clearance

Cleaning

Shutters

Community Help

Solicitors

Computer Support

Taxi Service

Conservatories

Tree Surgery

Decorators

Triathlon

Distributors Wanted

Upholstery

Double Glazing Repairs

ALL ADVERTS ARE PLACED IN GOOD FAITH AND THE LOCAL ORACLE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY ISSUES ARISING FROM THE USE OF SUPPLIERS WHO HAVE ADVERTISED.

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A-B ACCOUNTANTS

TaxAssist Accountants

t: 0845 5212241 or 01732 221960 c: Gary Richards e: garyrichards@taxassist.co.uk

AIR AMBULANCE

BOWLS CLUB

Air Ambulance

Townsend Hook Bowls Club

t: 01634 471900 e: hello@aakss.org.uk www.aakss.org.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 25)

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a: North Downsview, Paddlesworth Road, Snodland ME6 5DP m: 07899 931590 Secretary 07905 900849 e: chrisbrownbowls@yahoo.co.uk We are a friendly club, always looking for new members to join us. We offer a full or social membership to suit all. For further information regarding our club please contact our Secretary.

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BROADBAND/PHONE SOCKETS

Bathroom Solutions

Broadband/Phone Sockets

Complete bathroom installs, supply and design or fit only. Plumbing, tiling, splash panels, plastering, electrical work. All types of floors fitted. No obligation quotes. Over 15 Yrs Exp. Public liability insured.

m: 07845 705900 Why pay service provider prices for internal faults? - New phone/broadband extentions. - Fault finding repairs/Improve broadband speeds. - Cat 5 wiring - Internal/external re-routing/tidying of cables prior to double glazing. Established 2009 25 years BT Engineer Fully Insured.

ACCOUNTANTS

BATHROOM INSTALLATIONS

BUILDING SERVICES

The Accountancy Practice

Nightingale Bathrooms

AAPM Construction

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a: Suite 21, 10 Churchill Square, Kings Hill, ME19 4YU t: 01732 897929 c: Neil Craig e: neil@theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk www.theaccountancypracticeltd.co.uk Free 1 hour consultation Fixed Fee Quotes Limited companies Sole Traders/Partnerships Self Assessment/Tax Returns Bookkeeping, VAT, Payroll ACTIVE RETIREMENT

KinARA

t: 01732 845717 c: Richard www.kinaraweb.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 26)

m: 07908 021913 c: David Bartholomew e: bathroomsolutionslarkfield@outlook.com f/b: @Bathroomsolutionslarkfield

t: 01732 652052 www.nightingalebathrooms.co.uk

t: 01732 842279 m: 07749 589414 e: angela@gemini-beauty.co.uk www.gemini-beauty.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 26)

m: 07884 436279 f: 01634 247682 c: Paul e: info@aapmconstruction.co.uk www.aapmconstruction.co.uk Roofing and roofing repairs, loft conversions, carpentry, extensions, exterior timberwork. ie. fencing, decking etc. All types of wooden flooring supplied and fitted. Free estimates. As seen on ITV’s 60 minute makeover!

BLINDS

BUILDING SERVICES

(See Colour Ad On Page 24) BEAUTY & COMPLEMENTARY

Gemini Beauty

Penumbra Blinds & Solar Control Ltd t: 01892 825522 m: 07767 326211 e: stuart@penumbrablinds.com www.penumbrablinds.com (See Colour Ad On Page 24)

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AERIALS

The Aerial Man t: 01732 883542 01622 871614

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Hudson Carpentry & Building Services

t: 01622 816818 m: 07838 156170 c: Neil Hudson e: hudsoncbs@hotmail.co.uk www.facebook.com/hudsoncbs All aspects of Carpentry and Building including Extensions, Conversions, Kitchens, Bathrooms & more! Full Project Management Service. Over 25 years experience. Insured, local and reliable. See our Facebook page for customer feedback. WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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BUILDING SERVICES

BUILDING SUPPLIES

CAR SALES

M C Construction

Howdens

Kings Hill Car Sales

t: 01732 642611 m: 07841 658821 e: m-c-construction@hotmail.com (See Colour Ad On Page 23)

t: 01892 202200 www.howdens.com

a: Kings Hill Car Sales North Lodge 584 Malling Road West Malling Kent ME19 4PU t: 01732 220540 www.kingshillcarsales.co.uk

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DISTRIBUTORS WANTED

Westfield Insurance

m: 07753 335044 c: Richard Hills e: richard.hills@westfieldinsurance.co.uk www.westfieldinsurance.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 18)

BUILDING SERVICES

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

Paul Tann Ltd

Utility Warehouse Discount Club Authorised Distributor Network Marketing Business

m: 07873 965231 c: Paul e: paultannltd@btinternet.com www.paultann.co.uk Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving. Fully insured. All work guaranteed. Established over 20 years.

t: 07885 167166 c: Carole Wright e: carole.uwclub@gmail.com https://uw.partners/N34752/join on the customer info https://uw.partners/N34752/partner on the business info - Free Training - Hours to suit you - More spare time - Extra income - Recession proof - Your own business.

Good quality cars, bought and sold. Specialist vehicle sourcing. Company vehicle sourcing. All makes available. Please ring for help.

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Kings Hill Garage Limited

a: North Lodge, 584 Malling Road, West Malling, Kent ME19 4PU t: 01732 849322 (See Colour Ad On Page 27)

BUILDING SERVICES

CARPENTRY

R Blackman General Maintenance

Chatfield Carpentry

t: 01892 838668 m: 07887 948430 c: Richard Blackman e: rblackman040665@gmail.com

Roofing, guttering, PVC fascias, soffits, leadwork, chimney repairs and brickwork. Interior and exterior painting. Patios & driveways and conservatory bases.

t: 01732 871449 m: 07985 273773 c: Steve Wheeler e: mail@chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk www.chatfieldcarpentry.co.uk Kitchens/wardrobes designed & fitted Internal/External doors supplied and fitted. Skirting/Architraves/Solid wood & Laminate floors. Quality workmanship at competitive prices. Over 17 years experience City and Guilds qualified.

BUILDING SERVICES

CAR BODY REPAIRS

CARPENTRY

The Small Works Building Company

Autospray Solutions

Red Carpentry

m: 07703 061572 c: Anthony Hale e: anthonynhale@hotmail.com

* No job too small! Replacing one sbrick or paving slab. * Specialist in brickwork, ragstone, * paving, pointing, extensions, * garages etc. * Fully insured. * Over 30 years experience.

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t: 01622 727263 e: info@autospraysolutions.co.uk www.autospraysolutions.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 25)

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t: 01622 751447 m: 07896 904056 c: Richard Dillon Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted. All types of windows. Solid & laminate flooring. All types of carpentry work undertaken. Over 30 years experience.

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Homefresh

t: Freephone: 0800 6942024 (See Colour Ad On Page 23)

Rotary Club of Malling

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Contact for information rcomalling@gmail.com

Bredhurst Kent Adoption Centre a: Matts Hill Rd, Hartlip, Sittingbourne, Kent ME9 7XA. t: 01634 232471 e: bredhurst@cats.org.uk www.cats.org.uk/bredhurst

Our centre consists of separate areas for admissions, rehoming and maternity. Every cat receives exceptional care and all are microchipped, vaccinated and neutered before rehoming. CHARITY CLUB

Lions Club of Malling District Please call to find out how to get involved. ‘Mauling’ Lions do visit www.mallinglions.club or Telephone Richard (the lionheart) 01732 670556

CHARITY CLUB

CHIROPODY & PODIATRY

Sirita Sen Podiatry

m: 07875 078371 e: sirita.sen@gmail.com www.kingstreettherapyrooms.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 28)

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Please email to find out how to get involved. email khrc09@yahoo.com (See Colour Ad On Page 27)

Tonbridge and Malling t: 01732 876152 Tonbridge and Malling Borough Council is offering support to those who are most vulnerable.

COMPUTER SUPPORT

AA Computer Services

t: 01732 247003 m: 07904 910400 e: info@aa-computerservices.co.uk www.aa-computerservices.co.uk Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services. Microsoft Certified Professional. From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!

CHIROPODY & PODIATRY

COMPUTER SUPPORT

West Malling Podiatry HAVE MOVED

Home Computer Help

Corn and callus removal Verrucae Ingrown toenails Diabetic / High Risk care Home visits available

Experienced IT Professional providing an in-home service. Computer setup. Virus removal Software installation. Internet & email troubleshooting. Training & advice. Fixed prices - no hourly rates.

a: Reshape House, 2-4 High Street, West Malling, ME19 6QR t: 01795 667850 m: 07882 638990 c: Marie Thomas BSc(Hons), MCPod, HCPC reg

CLEANING

GLEAMING CLEANING

Rotary Club - Kings Hill

COMMUNITY HELP

Community Hub

Like volunteering and having fun at the same time?

CATS PROTECTION

Always busy? No time for cleaning? Ovens NEED to be deep cleaned! Ironing pile getting bigger? Garden that never stops growing? Hoovering & dusting getting you down? Call us to leave your house gleaming! Need any painting or decorating? No job too BIG or too SMALL! For a professional 1-2-1 service with A Smile Free quotation 1st clean 10% Off

Call Terri: 07486 860647 or 07769 996921 DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE LOCAL ORACLE

t: 01732 220467 m: 07966 825265 c: Rob e: hchelp194@gmail.com

COMPUTER SUPPORT

01622 721000 info@kesuk.net www.kesuk.net Computer support, repairs & upgrades. Virus and malware removal. Complete business and home connectivity service. For additional services see our website. Unit 7, Kilnbridge Works, East Farleigh, ME15 0HD

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TO ADVERTSE Call 01732 795777 or email info@thelocaloracle.co.uk CONSERVATORIES

Howard Caine Conservatories

t/f: 01732 321050 m: 07798 867393 or 07796 945775 e: Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 22)

DECORATORS

DISTRIBUTORS WANTED

Impact Decoration

DISTRIBUTORS WANTED

t: 01732 873726 m: 07882 597433 c: Sam Gregory e: info@impact-decoration.co.uk www.impact-decoration.co.uk Kings Hill based, polite and tidy. Internal and External decoration. City and Guilds qualified. Dulux Select Approved Decorator. Fully insured. Domestic & Commercial clients.Virtually dust free sanding. Paper hanging.

DECORATORS

Choice Painting & Decorating m: 07761 601896 c: Dean Woolterton e: choicedec@outlook.com

City and Guilds qualified Quality internal and external Painting and decorating Clean, reliable service.

We are looking for distributors who can deliver in the Barming, Ditton, Maidstone, Offham, Addington, East Peckham and South Tonbridge areas. Give us a call to find out more.

DECORATORS

DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

JP’s Decorating

DG Solutions (Kent) Limited

m: 07956 874044 or 07944 126353 c: Phil e: jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk

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For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small. All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest. I have many years experience. Kings Hill based. Domestic/Commercial & insurance. (References available on request)

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Double Glazing Problems Solved Family Business near West Malling t: 01732 842691 m: 07870 213098 e: contact@dgsolutionskent.co.uk www.dgsolutionskent.co.uk DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS TO: Windows, Doors and Conservatories Broken Handles, Hinges, Locks, adjustments, Misted or Cracked Sealed Units, Upgrades, Letter Boxes, Cat Flap Installations. Free Telephone Advice and Call Out Over 30 years’ experience DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS

SOS Window Works

t: 01622 206690 m: 07779 006696 e: soswindowworks@virginmedia.com www.soswindowworkskent.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 25)

01732 795777 or 01732 521494

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DECORATORS

DRIVEWAYS/PATIO CLEANING & REPAIRS HAIR SALON

G J Services

Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists

Bramko Ltd

a: West Malling t: 01732 850343 m: 07764 684495 t: Guy Williams e: gjservices@btinternet.com Painting Decorating General Maintenance Wall papering Free Estimates

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a: 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB t/f: 01732 873754 m: 07971 542609/07824 887677 e: m.roast@gmail.com Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling. City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp. Insurance & Commercial work. References on request.

m: 07899 894838 t: 01732 357660 c: Mark Killick e: mik1969@hotmail.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 20)

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ELECTRICIANS

ESTATE AGENT

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

Andy Payne Electrical Contractors

Stuart Reynolds – Personal Estate Agent

A D Landscapes Ltd

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t. 01732 647009 e. stuart.reynolds@exp.uk.com www.stuartreynolds.exp.uk.com fb: @stuartreynoldsexp Based in Kings Hill and with almost 30 years of experience within estate agency, I provide a tailor-made service for those who want a more personal touch. Marketing strategy to include aerial photography / videography with zero upfront costs. Open 7 days a week with hours to fit around you.

ELECTRICIANS

FENCING

DAR Electrical Services

All Seasons Garden Fencing

TO ADVERTISE HERE CALL

t: 01732 843661 m: 07830 456928 e: info@andypayneelectricalcontractors.co.uk

www.andypayneelectricalcontractors.co.uk

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ASD Electrical Services

t: 01634 624555 m: 07885 605424 e: asdelectricalservices@gmail.com

t: 01622 870147 m: 07515 159821 Local reliable company happy to take on any job no matter how small: Home Lighting, Sockets & Switches Full or Part Rewire, Security & garden lighting, PAT Testing, Periodic inspections and inspections for Letting Part P Approval. NAPIT Approved No Call out charge. Free, friendly and honest advice. No hidden extras.

t: 01732 844634 m: 07847 717553 (New Number) c: Mark Steward All types of garden fencing & gates. supplied, erected and repaired. Close boarded. Panel, post & rail, decking & pagodas. No job too small. Approved by 3 local Parish Councils. Free quotations.

a: Ightham t: 01732 763114 m: 07790 036871 c: Antony Dartnell www.adlandscapesltd.co.uk HND Garden Design and HND Landscape Management. All aspects of hard and soft landscape works undertaken from design to implementation. Free consultation and estimates. Portfolio & references available. Fully insured.

01732 795777 or 01732 521494

ELECTRICIANS

FENCING

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

L.T. Security & Electrical Services

Tate + Tonbridge Fencing Limited

Coe’s Landscapes

m: 07971 552663 e: leeterry4@googlemail.com Highly recommended on F/B groups. Over 40 qualified years working in domestic/commercial properties dealing with security/Electrical works. 20 yrs on Kings Hill & surrounding area. All existing alarms serviced or upgraded. Any small electrical work undertaken. Very reliable, Friendly & quick to respond to all issues. Smoke Alarms/LED Lights fitted. Experienced working for the Elderly.

a: Court Lane Farm, Court Lane, Hadlow, TN11 0DP t: 01732 920122 www.tateandtonbridgefencing.com (See Colour Ad On Page 25)

DISTRIBUTORS WANTED

t: 07944 442442 c: Tim Coe e: timcoe36@icloud.com www.coelandscapes.co.uk Friendly family company Est.1970 All groundwork, footings & drainage undertaken. Large & small scale work. Free quotes. We cover all of Kent. Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting. Large and small turfing and levelling.

ELECTRICIANS

FOOTBALL CLUB PARTNERSHIP

P. B. A Electrical Services Ltd

Kings Hill Football Club Partnership

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ELECTROLYSIS/HAIR REMOVAL

GARAGE DOORS

GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

Positive Pathways Electrolysis Ltd

Garolla Roller Shutter Doors

Marshalls Landscape Contractors

t: 01732 247237 e: info@pbaelectrical.com

t: 020 3332 0296 f/b: positivepathwaysltd e: deborah@positive-pathways.co.uk www.positive-pathways.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 27)

www.kingshillfcpartnership.weebly.com

t: 01732 430 273 m: 07537 149 128 www.garolla.co.uk

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t: 01732 807997 m: 07768 911241 c: Tom www.marshallslandscapes.com (See Colour Ad On Page 23) WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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GARDEN LANDSCAPERS

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

HANDYMAN

Yew Tree Landscapes Ltd

Blaize Services Ltd

DME Property Services

SPECIALIST In Indian Stone Paving. Garden Artificial Grass, Driveways, Block paving, Brickwork, Turfing, Decking, Fencing, Hard and Soft Landscaping. Free estimates, fully insured. Experienced & professional service. 25 years experience.

GAS & HEATING SERVICES

GARDEN SERVICES

GUTTER CLEANING & REPAIRS

a: Larkfield t: 01732 848179 m: 07850 175077 c: Kevin Kennett e: yewtreelandscapes1@tiscali.co.uk

t: 01622 430290 m: 07581 154499 c: James e: info@blaizeservicesltd.com (See Colour Ad On Page 20)

Meadow Gas

m: 07835 096573 or 07399 975441 e: meadowgasservices@gmail.com (See Colour Ad On Page 23)

Complete Garden Services Kent m: 07958 254090 t: 01732 387347 c: Nick e: info@cgsk.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 21)

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HANDYMAN

Bramko Ltd

Contact Mark Killick on 01732 357660 or 07899 894838 e: mik1969@hotmail.co.uk NPTC Qualified Cleaning from the safety of the ground, up to 3 storeys using Skyvac, accesses above conservatories and extensions. All areas cleaned out. Free camera inspection and estimate. From £50. Also see my drive and patio cleaning advert on page 20.

GARDEN SERVICES

Our reliable service includes: -Weeding, mowing, edging. -Autumn/Winter tidy. -Planting for next growing season. -Seasonal pruning. -bed preparation and soil enrichment. -Greenhouse cleaning. Public liability insured. GARDEN SERVICES

Green’s Garden Services t: 01732 873647 m: 07762 190111 c: Dave

General garden maintenance inc hedge cutting, pruning, grass cutting, lawn treatment, fencing, tidying etc. Free estimate, fully insured.

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HEALTHCARE/HEARING

HAIR SALON

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Hearing Matters Ltd

a: 26 Kings Hill Avenue, ME19 4AE t: 01732 494066 e: info@hearingmattersltd.co.uk www.hearingmattersltd.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 5)

a: 1 Littlemarket Row, Leybourne ME19 5QL t: 01732 840439 www.otfhair.com (Colour Ad On Page 28)

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Domestic Property Maintenance For All Your Handyman & DIY needs Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering Tiling & Small Carpentry - Shelving Furniture Assembly - Door Hanging Guttering - Hedge Trimming - Gardening Patio and Drive Power Washing Estate Agent Approved. No Job Too Small. Free Estimates & Friendly Advice Full Public Liability Insurance. Call Bob on 07726 525633 or email insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk HANDYMAN

Goldcrest Gardening

t: 01732 840652 m: 07864 682844 e: info@goldcrestgardening.com www.goldcrestgardening.net

m: 07469 202653 e: dmepropertyservice@gmail.com inst: DME Property We offer a range of both internal and external property maintenance. Wall and floor tiling. Internal and external painting. Wallpaper hanging and stripping. Skirting and coving. Patios and paving. Jet washing & other external cleaning. We are a small, friendly, reliable business offering competitive rates.

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KITCHEN SPLASHBACKS

MOBILE PHONE & TABLET REPAIR

PLUMBERS

UK Splashbacks

Get It Repaired

Summers Domestic Plumbers

t: 01622 727697 www.uksplashbacks.com (See Colour Ad On Page 3)

a: 80 Churchill Square, Kings Hill ME19 4YU t: 01732 525818 www.getitrepaired.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 32)

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LOCKSMITH

OVEN CLEANERS

A.Maidstone Locksmiths

Oven Wizards

a: 27 Dixon Close, Maidstone ME15 6SS t: 01622 410057 m: 07837 751611 c: John e: john@maidstonelocksmiths.com www.maidstonelocksmiths.com Free estimates. 24 hour emergency service. Domestic and Commercial. All types of locks supplied & fitted. UPVC specialists. KCC trading standard approved.

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Taps, leaks, boilers, heating, cylinders, rads, tanks, ball valves, blocked drains. Outside taps fitted. All plumbing jobs.

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All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Registered waste carrier. WWW.THELOCALORACLE.CO.UK

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Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection. Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled. Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.

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NPTC qualified and fully insured. All aspects of tree, hedge and stump grinding work carried out. We are a local friendly business. We offer a professional service from start to finish. All our quotes are free.

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Humphrey & Scace

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SHUTTERS

TRIATHLON

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Stylehouse Shutters

The Tonbridge Triathlon

Isla Law Ltd

t: 01732 752121 m: 07962 356184 e: hello@stylehouseshutters.co.uk www.stylehouseshutters.co.uk Based in West Malling, supplying and fitting the highest quality, bespoke window plantation shutters. Free no obligation survey. Local, friendly service. 3 year guarantee.

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t: 01622 239766 m: 07825 575826 c: Ruth Pannell MA (Cantab) TEP e: enquiries@islalaw.co.uk www.islalaw.co.uk Wills, Lasting Power of Attorney & Probate. Family business based in Maidstone. Over 10 years' experience. Fully regulated and insured. Contactless appointments available. We do weekend and evening appoints. Fair, fixed fees agreed in advance.

SOLICITORS

UPHOLSTERY

WINDOWS

Diligent Law Solicitors

Interior Decor

Acorn Glacier

a: 20 Churchill Square, ME19 4YU t: 01732 316000 e: info@dligentlaw.co.uk www.diligentlaw.co.uk (See Colour Ad On Page 15) SOLICITORS

Laker Legal Solicitors t: 01732 757071 e: info@lakerlegal.co.uk www.lakerlegal.co.uk

a: Decor House, Walnut Tree Farm Ryarsh, West Malling, Kent ME19 5LJ t: 01732 871042 e: interiordecor@hotmail.co.uk Furniture Recovered; Cushion refilling service. Handmade curtains, blinds of all types supplied and fitted. Est: over 30 years Highly recommended City and Guilds qualified.

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Richard Hills Cert CII 07753 335044 Independent Commercial Insurance Broker I am an appointed representative based near West Malling, so for all your Business Insurance requirements please contact myself today.

e: richard.hills@westfieldinsurance.co.uk www.westfieldinsurance.co.uk

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Plumbing, Heating, Boilers, Tanks, Cylinders, Showers, Taps and much more. Call Jamie

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Andy Payne Electrical Contractors Domestic and Commercial Electrician Registered with Napit Fully insured and C&G qualified All aspects of electrical work undertaken Landlord safety inspections EICR Please see website for prices and information.

Call 07830 456928 or 01732 843661 info@andypayneelectricalcontractors.co.uk www.andypayneelectricalcontractors.co.uk

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Join the KHFC Business Partnership Do you represent a business in Kent that would like to support our local community football club and build relationships with some fantastic people? We created the business partnership in 2019 and now have members from over 40 organisations. This grew throughout lockdown and we now meet on a monthly basis alternating between online zoom sessions and face to face lunches at local venues and offices. The Partnership helps generate much needed funds for the club and came together to sponsor the ‘Jets’ team for players with special education needs (SEN) as-well as generating required funds for the frame football team.

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PICTURE PERFECT! There were some brilliant entries to our local round of the annual Rotary Young Photographer and Young Artist competitions 2022! Poppy - Winner Senior

The winners go through to the district-wide heat of the competition, and to national level if successful – we wish them the very best of luck! Congratulations to you all!

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Early May Bank Holiday Monday - Tonbridge School Sports Centre

2nd May 2022 New medal!

Olympic Standard 800m swim 50k cycle 10k run

Sprint

400m swim 25k cycle 5k run

Previous race rated “Excellent” in all categories by the BTF report

Sprint Relay Race as a team!

Enter at tonbridgetriathlon.com

Tonbridge Triathlon is an annual event ran by Tonbridge Lions Club. For more information on our charitable events and the causes we support visit www.tonbridgelions.co.uk PERMITTED EVENT ORGANISER 2022

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Useful Numbers • Alzheimer’s Society 01892 835498 • Multiple Sclerosis Society - SE Kent Branch 08453 970543

COUNCIL

• Ryarsh Church Hall (Anita Parkins) 01732 842232 • Ryarsh Village Hall Contact: Booking Secretary Ba Storey Mobile 07891 307833, and e mail ryarshbookings@gmail.com

• Tonbridge & Malling BC, Gibson Building, Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 844522

• The Granary, Larkfield 01732 844546

DOCTORS

• Trottiscliffe Village Hall Contact: Jacqui Peachy – 01732 823630

• Kings Hill, Leybourne and West Malling 01732 870212 • Chaucer Way, Larkfield 01732 841213

•K ings Hill School, Crispin Way, Kings Hill, West Malling 01732 842739

• Snodland Community Centre Contact: Bookings Sectretary info@snodlandcommunitycentre.org 07714 998127

•M ereworth County Primary School, 39 The Street, Mereworth 01622 812569

• Wateringbury Village Hall 075 3532 0552

• Snodland Medical Centre 01634 240296

• West Malling Village Hall (WMVH) Contact: Ann Turner 01732 844824

• Maidstone Hospital, Hermitage Lane, Maidstone 01622 729000

LIBRARY • 22-24 High Street, West Malling 03000 413131 (Saturday 9am-1pm, Closed on Mondays. Tuesdays to Fridays 9am-6pm) • Library Service (Mobile) Call for fortnightly stops. http://www.kent.gov.uk/leisure_and_ culture/libraries/services_for_everyone/ mobile_libraries.aspx • Snodland Library, 15-17 High Street, Snodland, ME6 5DA (Saturday 9am-1pm, Closed on Mondays. Tuesdays to Fridays 9am-6pm)

PHARMACIES

•O ffham Primary School, Church Road, Offham 01732 842355

• Kings Hill Pharmacy, 6 Liberty Square 01732 845612

•R yarsh Primary School, Birling Road, Ryarsh 01732 870600

• Boots, 85-87 High Street, West Malling 01732 843389

•S t James the Great Primary School, Chapman Way, East Malling 01732 841912

• Paydens Ltd, 12 Martin Square, Larkfield 01732 843203

POLICE

•S t Katherine’s School, St Katherine’s Lane, Snodland, Kent ME6 5EJ (www.stkatherineskent.co.uk) 01634 240061

• Police Community Support Officer Kings Hill, Ditton, Offham, Addington, Trottisliffe. Amy.sears@kent.police.uk 07866 229672

•T he Malling School, Beech Road, East Malling 01732 840995

• Kent Police 101

• T rottiscliffe C of E Primary School, School Lane, Trottiscliffe 01732 822803

• TMBC Community Warden Supervisor Martin Smith 07969 584173

• Addington Village Hall ``addingtonvillagehall@gmail.com

RSPCA

• Church Farm Hall 01732 844546

• RSPCA Leybourne Animal Centre, 199 Castle Way, Leybourne, Kent ME19 5HW 0300 1230751

• East Malling Institute, Mill Street Contact: Roger Roud 01732 840828 • Kings Hill Community Centre (KHCC) Contact: Morgan Fuller khcc@kingshillparish.gov.uk 01732 220919 • Larkfield Village Hall 01732 844546

•W est Malling C of E Primary School, Norman Road, West Malling 01732 842061

SCHOOLS

COVID VACCINATION HELPLINE

• Brookfield Infants School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 840955

• P hone 0330 320 4444, between 8.30am and 5pm Monday to Friday.

• Mereworth Village Hall Contact: Rebecca Simmons on 01732875963 and e-mail Mereworth.bookings@hotmail.com

• The Discovery School, Discovery Drive, Kings Hill 01732 847000

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• National Rail Enquiries 08457 48 49 50

• FREEPHONE 116 123

• Brookfield Junior School, Swallow Road, Larkfield 01732 843667

TRAINS

SAMARITANS

• Leybourne Village Hall 01732 873722

• Offham Village Hall Contact: bookingsoffhamvillagehall@gmail.com

•M ereworth Pre-school, Mereworth Village Hall, Butchers Lane, Mereworth 01732 870456 •M ore Park RC Primary School, Lucks Hill, West Malling 01732 843047

LOCAL HALLS

• East Malling Village Hall 01732 844546

• Lunsford Primary School, Swallow Road 001732 843352 •K ings Hill Pre School, 70 Gibson Drive, Kings Hill 01732 840180

• 14 Pelican Court, Wateringbury 01622 814466

HOSPITAL

•L eybourne St Peter & Paul Primary School, Rectory Lane North, Leybourne 01732 842008

• Holmesdale Technology College, Malling Road, Snodland ME6 5HS office@holmesdale.kent.sch.uk 01634 240416

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Events MONDAY S

THURSDAYS

SUNDAYS

9.30-11am Platt Stay & Play at Platt Memorial Hall. plattstayandplay@hotmail.com to book.

(2nd) 2pm Leybourne Active Retirement Assoc. meet at Leybourne Village Hall. Roy 01732 846050

10am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at DiscoverySchool, Kings Hill.

12pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane for beginners. 12.45pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy level. 2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Adv dancers 01732 870715 7.30pm Kings Hill Rotary Club. Contact to find out more. khrc09@yahoo.com

TUESDAYS

7pm Malling Rotary Club. Contact for more info: www.malling-rotary.org.uk .30pm Group running from Larkfield Leisure 7 Centre. www.larkfieldac.co.uk

(3rd) 2-4pm Kings Hill Active Retirement Assoc. meet at KHCC. (See Ad on P27) (Last) 8-10pm Malling Art Club, Offham VH Visitors welcome. Jackiehart011@gmail.com

FRIDAYS 9.30am–12.30pm Gardening for Wellbeing at Spadework, Teston Road, Offham, ME19 5NA 01732 870002 (3rd) 2-4pm Larkfield Active Retirement Association meets at Larkfield Village Hall. For membership forms please call Chris Baker, membership secretary on 01732 873705. 8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Lewis on 07703 813100.

WEDNESDAY S SATURDAYS (2nd) Mid Kent Embroidery & Textiles Group meet at Aylesford Village Hall, Forstal Rd. For info, contact Karin, mketgroup21@gmail.com

Please submit regular or one off events by 15th March to be included in April 2022 whether they are in person or via zoom. info@thelocaloracle.co.uk

...ALSO THIS MONTH Friday 4th March 10.15am World Day of Prayer Service. Refreshments before a 10.30am start. All are welcome at St. Mary’s Church, 138 High Street, West Malling, Kent, ME19 6NE Saturday 5 and 19 March, 9am–12 noon Spadework Sheds, Teston Road, Offham, Kent ME19 5NA Tel. 01732 870002. A unique network of spaces where people can come together to learn new skills, teach new skills to others, make friends and above all have fun. Monday 7 March 2.30pm–4.30pm (and first Monday of each month) Dementia Café at Spadework, Teston Road, Offham ME19 5NA Tel. 01732 870002 Tuesday 8 March 8pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Old Rectory, Leybourne. Tickets £10.from www.outofboundscomedy.co.uk or 07976 637804. Friday 11 March 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy Club, Dunton Green Social Club, Sevenoaks. 8.30pm start. Starring Lucy Porter. Tickets available at £17.50 from www.outofboundscomedy.co.uk or 07976 637804. Tuesday 15 March 8pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Moat, Wrotham. Starring Paul Tonkinson. Tickets available at £10.00 from www.outofboundscomedy.co.uk or 07976 637804. Friday 25 March 8.30pm Out of Bounds Comedy @ The Wheatsheaf, West Malling. Starring Steve Gribbin. Tickets available at £15 www.outofboundscomedy.co.uk or 07976 637804. Monday 2nd May Tonbridge Triathlon (See Page 29 for details).

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