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Loras raises $44 million for endowment

College is in the midst of a campaign to raise $75 million for students and faculty

by MARY AGNOLI

| co-executive editor

Today, Loras will be hosting the public launch of the “Inspiring Lives and Leadership: The Loras Legacy” campaign. Although the goal for this operation to raise $75 million in the next three years may sound lofty, the campaign already has reached more than half that figure.

“It’s not about buildings; it’s about grow-

ing the endowment,” said Mike Doyle, the vice president of institutional advancement.

“We want to increase the amount of scholarship aid available to students and ensure that we can retain our top faculty. Across the board, our faculty is outstanding.”

At the moment, however, the current average annual salary of a full-time, tenured Loras faculty member is substantially less than the national average. And the overall endowment is far less than the college’s peer schools, including St. Ambrose, Luther and St. John’s.

This is what the campaign is trying to remedy.

“It’s a 75-million-dollar campaign, of which we’ve already raised nearly $44 million,” said Doyle. “We hope to continue to grow that pot and surpass the $75 million as we move forward.”

Although the operation had its “quiet” start in June of 2010, and had a low-key announcement in May to make people aware.

All those involved in the campaign now are ready to make a more formal public statement.

The whole operation goes far beyond just the development team. The Alumni Office, President Collins, faculty and staff members, the board of regents, the campaign steering

committee and several other individuals are key to the operation’s success.

“We’ve been going out and seeing key donors, alumni and friends of the college that want to support Loras students and faculty,” said Doyle.

Today, however, is about more than just announcing the most updated figure, but it’s about bringing together the Loras community through prayer and fellowship. “(Today) is a celebration of what we’ve accomplished,” said Doyle. “But also a “kickoff” to continue on towards that goal … we want to ensure that Loras is here for another 175 years.”

Class of 1963 to announce 2 seniors hit all a significant gift on Friday the right notes

by CASSANDRA BUSCH

| news editor

The college’s 175th anniversary is not the only special milestone being celebrated this year. The Class of 1963 is celebrating a momentous occasion with its 50th class reunion.

For the past few years, Loras has helped the 50th-year reunion classes organize a gift. This is a donation from members of the class that is accumulated over the course of a year or more. This year’s gift combines all of the Class of 1963’s Loras Fund gifts, endowment donations and documented estate gift commitments since last school year.

The Class of ’63 has a committee comprised of 16 men. Each committee member is communicating with former classmates and asking if they would be willing to donate towards the class gift, while also encouraging their fellow alumni to try and make it back to campus for Homecoming week to celebrate.

Future and current Loras students will benefit greatly from the generosity and hard work of the alumni of ’63.

The funds from this gift will be dedicated to budget-relief and endowment enhancement.

The gift raised by the class of ’63 reportedly will be a record-setting amount for the gift tradition. The exact amount will be presented on Friday, Oct. 11, at the class dinner by Mike Colloton, one of the Class of 1963 Reunion Committee members. Donations will continue to be collected up until this weekend.

“Many of the members of the class of 1963 have been quite successful based on their Loras education, persistence, hard work and a measure of good luck,” Colloton said. “These alumni obviously felt it was a good time to give back and perhaps contribute to the success of the next generation of Loras students.”

Eric Solberg, director of major and planned Giving, also has been working alongside the alumni to coordinate the gift efforts.

“Few if any classes are more engaged with Loras than the photo contributed by LORAS 1963 PURGOLD Class of ’63,” Solberg said. “Several The student government officers of the Class of 1963 class members are pose for a photo. current board of of 1963 has set the standard for 50th regent members or regent emeriti, reunion classes and we hope this moformer National Alumni Board memmentum continues with future 50th bers, etc. This group is intrinsically reunions.” motivated to leave their personal and The members of the Class of 1963 is class’ legacy here. commemorating both their anniversa“Their generosity will make it possiry and the 175th anniversary of Loras ble for current and future generations with their great generosity that will be of students to experience Loras College,” Solberg continued. “The Class enjoyed by students for years to come.

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The Loras College Board of Regents will sing the praises of music students Kevin Duggan and Joel Pohland during a Friday luncheon

Along with other Homecoming events, the board of regents will gather for a luncheon celebrating the recent accomplishments and efforts of two students.

Seniors Kevin Duggan and Joel Pohland will be recognized for the musical tributes they have written specifically for the 175th anniversary on Friday, Oct. 11, at the board of regents luncheon.

Duggan, a music education major, commissioned an original work “A Crown Has Found Me” with texts from Hymns of the Nativity.

Duggan specifically wrote the piece for the Loras Concert Choir, including parts for the piano, orchestra bells, violin, cello and snare drum.

Pohland, also a music education major, is arranging “Variations of Adoramus Christe,” based on the “Loras Alma Mater Adoramus Christe,” by Theodore Dubois. Pohland is writing for the Loras Wind Ensemble; the piece is to be finished by next fall. Both pieces are a tribute to the school to help celebrate the 175th anniversary.

Duggan and Pohland both were first published last academic year when their pieces premiered at fall choir and wind ensemble concerts. Since last fall, each has been writing and arranging more and more music.

“It’s a great opportunity to participate in the 175th Anniversary,” Pohland said. “The both of us have each put in a lot of effort on our pieces, and we’re proud of what we’ve accomplished.”

Duggan’s “A Crown Has Found Me” will be performed at the fall concert “Mysteries of Christmas.” Pohland’s piece will premiere in the fall of 2014.

The Loras community gathered in the Rock Bowl on Monday to celebrate Homecoming week together.

Fall sports were presented, the cheerleaders performed, and Mr. and Mrs. Loras, Kevin Baynes and Teresa Gwardys, were crowned.

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Foodies feast at International Dinner

by EMILY MAST

| staff writer

The smells that wafted through the halls of the ACC Sunday night were a reminder of everyone’s favorite meal of the year: the International Dinner.

The dinner has quickly become a popular tradition at Loras. Put on by Loras Intercultural Student Association, students from many different backgrounds share a piece of their cultures with the rest of the student body.

There were 28 dishes from 9 countries. That added up to a lot of food.

A few examples of the delicious servings included soda bread, apple dumplings and several different types of authentic tacos.

A new addition to the dinner this year was a guest speaker, Seth Naicker. Born and raised in South Africa, Naicker is a consultant on international affairs and diversity.

Naicker has consulted in England, Holland, South Africa and Spain.

Naicker’s great advice and sense of humor added a special treat to this

year’s dinner.

While there are many international students who worked hard to share their homeland’s dishes, there were some U.S. natives who lent a hand.

One of these Americans was junior Mel Ekins, who studied abroad in Spain last semester and developed very close relationships with the classmates that accompanied her on the trip.

These bonds made Ekins want to join L.I.S.A., which then led to her decision to help out with the International Dinner. Ekins also got to relive some of the memories she made while living in Spain.

“My host mom used to make tortillas española, a kind of Spanish omelet, one or two times a week,” Ekins described. “When I make it here, it feels like I’m combining my life from Spain and my life now.”

So even though we flock to the International Dinner because of the delectable foods, it is important to remember that behind each dish, there is a story.

Alums to impart wisdom

Come “Channel the Panel” with Loras alumni.

Loras alums will offer advice to students about the professional world at “Channel the Panel: Loras’ Past Meets Loras’ Future,” during Homecoming festivities Friday, Oct. 11. The hourlong event will begin at 3 p.m. in the Curriculum Library in Wahlert Hall.

There will be three specialized “panels” — ­ one each for marketing, social work” and education — as well as a “general panel, but students pursuing any major are encouraged to attend.

“Channel the Panel” is an opportunity for students to gain experience with networking and professionalism in a comfortable setting. Students also will learn about internship opportunities and have the chance to ask the panel for other professional advice.

“Just as students say on campus Duhawks support Duhawks in life

after Loras,” says Faye Finnegan, Internship and Career Services Coordinator at Loras College. “Students have an excellent opportunity with this event to give their professional lives a boost.”

This event also is meant to tie in with the theme for Loras’ 175th anniversary: Commemorate, Educate, Celebrate. The panel hopefully will give students some information that will enhance their future careers. The event also celebrates the achievements of the alumni and the spirit of Homecoming weekend.

Following the alumni panel will be the Alumni Networking Reception in Wahlert Lobby. The alumni panel and reception are both free, and cookies will be served at the reception. For additional information on “Channel the Panel: Loras’ Past Meets Loras’ Future,” contact Faye Finnegan at faye.finnegan@loras.edu or visit www.loras.edu

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Get to know the Board of Regents’ vice chair: Dennis Houlihan ‘‘

by LAUREN PETERMAN

| staff writer

Dennis Houlihan serves as the vice chair of the Loras College Board of Regents, and he has been a member of the board of regents since 2008.

Houlihan’s father and two brothers attended Loras, which was a driving force that led him to attend Loras as well. During his time as a student, Houlihan was the vice president of his senior class, an assistant in the sociology department, a fraternity member, and also worked on campus.

“I found the community here to be so supportive and helpful, not only to myself but to the faculty,” Houlihan commented about his time at Loras when he talks with fellow alums about their Loras College expeDennis Houlihan rience.

“It is helpful (for us) to relate stories back to how our time was so impactful,” he said.

“From relationships with other students, to having great stability and concern by our professors, it showed the values that this college conveyed were so important to them. You could really search out what you wanted to do, and find what areas in life you really wanted to succeed at and contribute to.”

Houlihan, who works as a financial advisor for Wells Fargo, said a motivation to be on the board of regents was the desire to be

The board makes sure outcomes and missions are being accomplished by faculty and staff, and that the students are getting the educational benefit they deserve ... Loras treats you as a person rather than a number, and it really helps you make a connection.

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vice chair of the Loras College Board of Regents

involved with the progress not only of the college but also the Dubuque community.

“My ambition came true when I became a member of the board. It’s the best board I’ve ever been on because of the other members’ commitment, talent and contributions,” he said.

As the vice chair, his duties include supporting the president and the governance of the college.

“The board makes sure outcomes and missions are being accomplished by faculty and staff, and that the students are getting the educational benefit they deserve,” Houlihan said. “The board is about cooperation to meet the bigger and broader mission statements of the college. Loras treats you as a person rather than a number, and it really helps you make a connection.”

Conductor will be featured artist with Wind Ensemble

by ANDREA BERNS | staff writer

The music department is proud to announce that Dr. Andrew Boysen Jr. will be the featured artist at their Fall Wind Ensemble Concert on Tuesday, Oct. 15, at 7:30 p.m. in the Fieldhouse.

He is presently a conduc-

tor of wind symphony and professor of conducting and composition at the University of New Hampshire.

Boysen has appeared with high school, university and festival ensembles across the U.S. and Great Britain as a guest conductor and clinician. He has several pub-

lished works for band, orchestra, clarinet and piano, and brass choirs.

The ensemble, which is conducted by Dr. Glenn Pohland, will be performing a variety of 20th century wind band music, including Dr. Boysen’s “Twilight of the Gods.”

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Upcoming Homecoming weekend events

by STEPHANIE LAGRANT

| staff writer

As Loras celebrates its 175th year, it seems fitting that this year’s Homecoming festivities feature a “Hunger Games” theme as we celebrate a “Quarter Quell” of our own. A wide array of alumni gatherings, panels and games are featured this Homecoming weekend. See below for details:

Friday, Oct.11 8 a.m. National Alumni Board meeting in the ARC. 3 p.m. An event featuring an “economic alumni panel” will take place in Hoffmann Hall.

3-4 p.m. Several panels will be featured that include marketing, education and selected majors in Wahlert Hall.

5 p.m. The Class of 1963 Golden Jubilarian Cocktail Reception and Dinner will be held in the Marie Graber Ballroom.

7 p.m. CAB is holding a Capture the Flag game on the ARC Lawn.

7 p.m. Heitkamp Planetarium presentation entitled, “A Manned Mission to Mars.”

7-8 p.m. Intercultural/international

alumni reception on the Keane Hall porch.

7:30-9:30 p.m. Reception for mock trial, mediation, moot court, legal professionals and alumni will be held in the Pub.

Saturday, Oct. 12 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Tailgate sponsored by CAB on Loras Parkway.

11 a.m.-1 p.m. The Science Division will hold a Chili Feed at the lawn between Science Hall and Hennessy.

1 p.m. Homecoming football game against Coe College in the Rock Bowl.

4 p.m. Alumni football gathering will take place in the AWC parking lot. Several alumni sports teams will be holding alumni games during the day, including softball, women’s basketball, wrestling, swimming and

ultimate Frisbee.

4:30 p.m. Liturgy honoring distinguished alumni and Silver Jubilarian Class of 1988 will be held in Christ the King Chapel.

8-10 p.m. CAB is putting on a neon blacklight rave in the Fieldhouse.

Sunday, Oct. 13 9:30 a.m. A Dance Marathon fundraiser, FTK 5K Run, will take place.

10 a.m. The Class of 1963 liturgy honoring the Golden Jubilarian Class will be in Christ the King Chapel.

11 a.m. Homecoming brunch will be served in the Marie Graber Ballroom.

12-2 p.m. A Young Alumni Advisory board meeting will be held in the ACC. background photo BY TYLER GARRISON

Lynch Office of Disability strives to support students

by NINO ERBA

| staff writer

Of the many services that Loras provides, one particularly prominent provider is the Lynch Office of Disability Services.

There are two kinds of services the Lynch Office provides. The first is Accommodation Services, where students receive assistance in their classes through a number of options, such as note takers, extended-time testing and taking a test in a distraction-reduced environment.

The second is the enhanced program, which combines accommodation services with a two-credit Learning Strategies class, a weekly meeting with a Lynch Office staff member and peer tutors if necessary.

Due to the level of confidentiality regarding students and the Lynch Office, there is a limited amount of information that can be made open to the public.

However, there are “ The Lynch some things that the staff are more Office is part than happy to share of the larger about the Center. umbrella of One such member is Lynn GallaHeadwaters, gher, director of which is open disability services to help all at the Lynch Office.

With the new year students, coming in, she notthough we ed that “overall, it offer it to (the office) hasn’t changed” and that a specific “the number of stupopulation.” dents this year is Miriam Wolff pretty consistent to disability service what we’ve had in associated the past.”

She then added something intriguing: “This year, we’re replacing the Kurzweil software we have with a new program called ‘Read and Write Gold.’” In addition to the other learning programs available, like “Dragon,” Read and Write Gold has the enormous potential to aid students with learning regardless of whether they have any difficulties doing so.

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Lynn Gallagher, of the Lynch Office of Disability Services, demonstrates some programs that are designed to enhance learning. takes the text that’s on your computer on things such as Word documents, and reads it out loud to you. Gallagher gave me a demonstration on how it works and the features that it possesses. You click at any point that you want to start hearing the text, and it starts reading once you press play. You also have the option to skip ahead and such, like a CD or DVD. There are other features included such as a fact mapper to help connect related issues onto a map, and a picture dictionary to help students connect words with their visual meaning.

Gallagher notes, “There will be a meeting on October 25th where an advisory committee will be informed about Read and Write Gold.”

Currently, Read and Write Gold is planned to be implemented by the end of the year. Gallagher also stated that, “Read and Write Gold will be open to anyone on campus, and it will help incorporate universal design on campus, which is another benefit of this new program.

The office has more to offer than its recent changes.

“We always strive to provide the best

resources for students ... We have a great rapport with students and faculty,” said Miriam Wolff, disability service associate.

That relationship is viewed as crucial to the significance of the Lynch Office.

“The Lynch Office is part of the larger umbrella of Headwaters, which is open to help all students, though we offer it to a specific population,” notes Wolff.

While this is true, their help in providing the needs of students is much obliged.

Looking to the future, Wolff had some positive expectations for the Lynch Office: “I hope to continue to be a part of a team and of Headwaters, and that we continue to build on our positive relationships that we have with our students”.

These are all admirable goals to have in the months and years to come.

It is important that we help out our students while they are here at Loras, especially if they are at a disadvantage. The work that the Lynch Office does to provide for its disabled students should be commended. With the new changes that they have in store, there is no doubt that their work will continue to enhance Loras as both a college and a community.

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Rev. Beck: We have a duty to help the poor

by SEABELO MONTWEDI

| staff writer

Preferential option for the poor, a theme of Catholic Social Teaching, is a topic that has been widely debated. On Oct. 3, Reverend Bob Beck, a professor emeritus of religious studies since 1981, led a symposium that was centered on the biblical vision of the preferential option for the poor.

Rev. Beck is a biblical scholar, has published several books and music, and is also a columnist for The Witness.

“The preferential option for the poor has been described as the moral test of any society, revealed in how it treats its most vulnerable members,” said Beck.

“It implies that the poor make a claim on the conscience of society. This idea is not honored everywhere, and is, in fact, not self-evident. However, it is claimed by some as a principle of Judeo-Christian social thought.”

To open the symposium, Beck addressed the beginnings of anything resembling today’s version of preferential treatment of the poor.

“Although there is little evidence of such a view in pre-biblical culture and religion, it does appear in the Bible,” said Beck.

He then gave such examples as the escape from Egyptian slavery by the Israelites and the story of Naomi and Ruth. In using these examples, Beck emphasized the “picture of the plight and providence of the poor in ancient Israel.” He sought to show that the poor was taken care of.

Though they might not have had a fancy term for it, they still did it. Beck gave other examples from scriptures in the books of Psalms, Isaiah, Mark and Jeremiah, among others.

However, the most evident practice of preferential option for the poor can be found in the New Testament where Jesus dedicated his life not only to spreading the gospel but also to helping and feeding the poor and less privileged. This is perhaps the strongest root for the Catholic Social Teaching option for the poor and vulnerable.

“The portrait of Jesus in John’s Gospel is not as explicit in its treatment of the theme. It is, however, present, as seen in the stories of the paralytic, the blind man, the official’s servant and the woman accused of adultery,” said Beck.

Beck closed his speech by drawing conclusions in three areas. First, he sought to define “the poor” using the Bible as a reference. Second, Beck commented on God’s place in all of this: the welfare of the poor is a priority of the biblical God. The third area of consideration was to identify certain features of the biblical picture.

During the question-and-answer session, Beck was asked whether it was better to equip the poor with skills that would enable them to support themselves in the long run rather than feeding them occasionally, which did nothing to prevent the situation in the long run. Beck responded that would be a good thing to do but that would take a long time to implement, and that in the meantime, we all have to do what we can.

Among those attending was President Jim Collins and Stacia McDermott, coordinator for Peace & Justice.

“We are called to not only help meet the basic needs of the poor, but to support civic laws and programs that address why people are poor and how they can meet their own basic needs,” said McDermott.

“We are called to simplify our needs, to look at where our money goes and if we are inadvertently supporting the systems that keep people poor.”

“Unless you address the system, you can’t eradicate the problem,” said Collins.

“We want to incorporate the Catholic Social Teachings into life, both in and outside Loras, more so that we all practice them, no matter our vocation.”

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‘Man Up’? Why not ‘Woman Up’?

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hen I returned to campus this fall and was confronted with advertisements for the “Man Up” campaign, it provoked me to think about gender stereotypes and how they affect our everyday lives. I have nothing against the Man Up campaign.

Brett Robbins Discussing issues about men and masculinity is totally appropriate, and a conversation we need to have.

What I find interesting is the phrase “Man Up.” Out of the context of the Loras Man Up campaign, “man up” generally means to toughen up and fight things out. It’s interesting that despite our

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efforts to build an equal society, our correct the societal ills that create gender informal diction regarding gender still inequality, we should consider reforming promotes the inaccurate idea of female our basic perceptions on what it means to inferiority. be a man compared If you look at to a woman. These If we could change the the collection of phrases perpetuate messages we send out gender-related and enforce the phrases and misconceived about men and women pejorative terms notion that men are via our diction, we that most people inherently superior would allow for the next use on a regular to women, and basis, you should also that anything generation to develop be frightened on comparable to without preconceived how extremely women is also gender stereotypes sexist they are. inherently inferior “Man up,” “stop (one of the primary flooding their minds. acting like a girl”, catalysts for male “grow some balls,” homophobia). If we and other expressions are a normalized are to correct current gender issues such component of our culture. From a as pay inequities, gender stereotyping sociological perspective, if we are to and institutional sexism, we first need to

Perspectives on friendship, the Apostles and enneagrams T ‘MINER’ DOUBLE TAKE

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his week I write to my esteemed friends and followers, my readers. A very special thanks goes out to the two men who were kind enough to shout at me downtown late Saturday night. I can only assume that you were calling good things and that you, too, are avid fans … your enthusiasm is inspiring.

Not. But in all seriousness, let us take this opportunity (conveniently gifted to us by way of this column’s cheesy introduction) to instigate a discussion on the topic of friendship. I’ll try my best to keep the ranting to a minimum.

Let us ask ourselves why friendship is, by and large, not taken very seriously by the vast majority of young people (and maybe old people, but I’ll speak for my own generation, thanks).

We spend our days hiding behind computer and phone screens messaging one another about today’s ‘group-think’ fad, or worse the weather; both the teen talk and small talk, being equally futile.

Sure, we occasionally see our peers bonding over a beer, stroll to class, or a group retreat. But, our overall perception of bonding seems to be dysfunctional.

We need not seek the kind of loyalty friendship should demand, the kind of loyalty that provokes bold-constructive honesty and courage to stand by the accused.

We hardly ever partner ourselves with complimentary figures on the off chance that we might actually change each other for the better. And, God forbid, we ever break the superficial seal of cookie cutter relationships to delve knee deep in the ghastly crap that is inevitably boiling at

the core of all of our lives. (the enneagram) was spread across the For those of you who do, cool your Catholic world by a 19th century king jets, exceptions exist. But, reflect who learned of it in the depths of a 2500 on how many times your authentic B.C. monastery and the regime has run friendship has been perversely labeled rampant ever since. as a ‘bro-mance,’ ‘girl-crush,’ or sexual A retreat favorite, the enneagram relationship. Be real, you’ve heard it. holds nine numbers of which represent I, for one, have always sort of wanted what theorists say is an individual’s that really cool group of unconditionallymotivations or approach to life. This loving friends like those on the personality test-ish diagram has been appropriately named show “FRIENDS,” marveled over by mathematicians, or “How I Met Your Mother,” or perhaps philosophers and other academics for the most interesting friend group of years. As a mentor recently warned me them all: Jesus and his apostles. Don’t ‘its purpose is to peer inside the mind scoff; I know you’ve wondered what kind of another and understand what they of inside jokes that crowd busted over see, not to identify your in their day. It’s only own shortcomings and natural. restrict yourself.’ And, We spend our days This Holy group this I believe is similar of blokes were just hiding behind to Jesus’ ability to love as normal as the rest computer and the sinners, best friends of us (minus their phone screens and disciples that were friendship with The so different from himself.

Man/God-savior). messaging one That’s right, they were He could see into their another about just as dysfunctional hearts and minds, not today’s ‘groupas the rest of us. Peter using an enneagram of was a deep thinking think’ fad, or worse course, but divine talent. jabber who stuck his Because Jesus knew the weather; both foot in his mouth his beloved friends and the teen talk and more than a few times; cared to learn about John, a hot-headed, small talk, being what motivated them, he domineering, loyal man was able to love people equally futile. was nicknamed one of not of his own blood two ‘sons of thunder’ by unconditionally.

Jesus himself. And, of Though I don’t suggest that the course, let us not forget Judas Iscariotenneagram is any kind of solution to a backstabbing sensualist. It seems to the illusion we hold that all 2,563 of our me that the pack Jesus ran with was ‘friends’ on Facebook are actually our certifiably normal, how crazy is that? But friends, perhaps it will help us to love our Jesus loved them anyway. In fact, Peter real ones. Or, at least, seek out some real and John were two of the three men ones and value friendship a bit more. At closest to him, but they couldn’t have the very least we should keep an eye on been more different than the Messiah. the company we keep so that we don’t Why is that? spend life with one eye on the door. Or I suspect that the Enneagram played rather, both on the screen. a hand in it all. The Chaldean crest

‘Do more than just tell people they’re wrong’ In his September 26 article “Harry Potter vs. the Bible,” Brett Robbins played through Richard Dawkins’ greatest hits and along the way showed why even most atheists dislike the British biologist-pundit.

Robbins seems to think it impossible that any religious claim could be true.

This is so obvious that religious people surely know it and only embrace religion as play-acting. “Since I’m smarter than them,” he muses, “I’ll make sure they know. And what a terrible play!

I’m brighter than them, so I’ll suggest improvements.”

(Of course, Dawkins’ “we’re just products of natural forces” spiel ruins intelligence altogether. If all of our thoughts and decisions are just brain chemistry, we can’t “rationally choose”

Hogwarts over Jerusalem ­— in fact, we’ve no reason to trust our thoughts at all.)

His “religion makes people do bad things” bit, which comprises most of his article, reminds me of anti-religious pundit Bill Maher’s 2012 interview with Catholic writer Ross Douthat. Douthat remarked that “for people to do crazy things takes ideas, whether religious or not, look at the body count from the Soviet Union.” Maher lamely replied, “I’d say that’s a secular religion.”

Maher’s definition of “religion,” which needs no supernatural belief, reveals the truth: people act on convictions. If “religion” is just convictions (per Maher), solving “religious” problems must go beyond criticism. If Robbins thinks that

“religion ruins everything,” he should suggest a serious alternative instead of just bitterly taking potshots.

Robbins praises America’s trend away from institutional religion.

Douthat notes in his 2012 book “Bad Religion” that America’s increasing turn to irreligion and non-religious “spirituality” isn’t improving our communal morality. Some Christians may ignore Jesus’ condemnation of divorce-and-remarriage, but Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat Pray Love” example practically encourages spousal abandonment.

If Robbins wants to be taken seriously, he should do more than just tell people they’re wrong. ~ Christian Stillings, junior

go to the most rudimentary level of sexist attitudes.

Language enforces views about people from the beginning of life, long before a person can become indoctrinated by more complex systemic and political forms of discrimination. If we could change the messages we send out about men and women via our diction, we would allow for the next generation to develop without preconceived gender stereotypes flooding their minds. That kind of elementary level change could help systematically transform the more complex elements of our society that are far more challenging to correct.

So I suggest we create a “Woman Up” campaign and show our communities that being a woman is just as strong and dignified as being a man, and worthy of just as much respect.

One Catholic’s response to attacks on his faith It is our responsibility to show love towards our fellow neighbor despite any political, societal or biological differences. Of course, this is much easier said than done. This is especially true in the face of those who would liken our belief in God to a popular, fictional book series. Nonetheless, we must show forgiveness and love towards all people and be willing to turn the other cheek, to paraphrase scripture.

In Luke 17:3-4, Jesus tells his disciples, “Be on your guard! If your brother sins, rebuke him; and if he repents, forgive him. And if he wrongs you seven times in one day and returns to you seven times saying, ‘I am sorry,’ you should forgive him.” This reinforces Christians to remind those who persecute us that while we may disapprove of their behavior, we forgive them for how they treat us. As followers of Christ, we must choose to forgive and love everyone.

And it is this thought that brings me back to my previous point. No matter how poorly I may be treated for my faith, I can take it, for God gives me strength. So treat me as you wish, but know that regardless of what is done to me, I will choose to love, as all Catholics have been summoned to do.

Of course this is NOT to say that myself or other members of the Catholic Church are better than anyone else.

I will be the first to admit that I am imperfect, as we all are. I am no better than my fellow man. This is, however, to say that my goal is to live in community with others who are striving to live for, and love, God and our neighbors.

Many people have done terrible things in the name of faith, but it is a fallacy to assume that all people can be represented by a select few, as in stereotyping all Muslims as terrorists after 9/11. You cannot judge a religion based on what a handful of followers interpret it to be. As is the message of the ongoing interfaith dialogue we see on campus and across the country, we are better together.

Sincerely, ~ Tony “Bear” Gates senior

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Oct. 10, 2013

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Government is cutting money in all the wrong places L

et me start out by saying I believe the government has surpassed the limits of intelligence and reasoning in this situation. While the president pouts about the ‘Republican’ shutdown, the conservative and liberal media engender finger pointing across Jessie Donels party lines and frequent complaints about the post office being shut down (it’s not). This creates anger and confusion in voters, causing them to be mad at each other rather than pointing at the politicians from both parties who failed to come to an agreement.

I’m disappointed in the politicians from both sides who let party lines continue to blur their common sense. I can only hope that the public recognizes these inefficiencies in future elections and makes its displeasure known through the vote.

Since the government shutdown went into effect a week ago (Sept. 30), I’ve found myself searching for a way to sum up what happened in a way that explains

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it clearly while conveying how utterly useless the system is. The shutdown kicked into effect as a result of haggling over the budget as the federal government finally realized they didn’t have enough money to pay their employees. After the Senate managed to pass a budget that didn’t suck, the Republican Party in the House of Representatives created a bill that required defunding the Affordable Care Act as a part of the new budget, and as we all know, no one can agree on this bill.

Actually, no one can understand this bill: see Jimmy Kimmel’s “Obamacare vs.

Affordable Care Act” clip. The Democratic Party refused to defund the Affordable Care Act, and the Republicans refused to pass a budget that didn’t defund the Act. Through a series of unfortunate pseudofilibusters, debates, and boozing on the House of Representative floor, our elected representatives ran out of time and shut down ‘nonessential’ government jobs as a way to save money while they continue fighting.

As if the political incompetency here wasn’t enough, the shutdown has another problem. It is an ineffective way of dealing with our budget deficit. It is absolutely

The government shutdown opens up bigger questions than balancing the budget

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s the partial freeze of federal government activity enters its second week, the finger-pointing panic which both Republican and Democrat figureheads tried to disseminate has subsided and settled into a full revelation of the cracks in the Dale Elenteny United States’ political vitality. As each side refuses to blink first in a globally broadcasted staring contest, Congress has essentially tipped its hand and shown the country (and the rest of the world) the lumbering machine that operates our government — or at least attempts to. For me, the discussion over health care reform is a distraction more than anything at this point — haven’t we heard enough over the last five years? Instead, we should redirect the debates around the shutdown to deeper-rooted systemic flaws in the priorities and dynamics of political discussion as it is today.

The federal government’s own classification of services and personnel as “essential” or “non-essential” should raise eyebrows on its own – if it isn’t essential, why have we been bothering with it to begin with? As usual, the mainstream media has hinged the question on a periphery incident of minimum largescale relevance, a group of wheelchairbound vets rolling past traffic cones and security guards into the National World War II Memorial. Randy Neugebauer, a Texan and Republican member of the House, told a park services worker at the memorial that she and her coworkers “should be ashamed of themselves” for trying to deny access to the memorial.

That’s pretty dramatic, especially coming

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from someone whose own party’s pride in obstructionism made way for the shutdown to begin with.

The difference between park service workers and Mr. Neugebauer, along with his congressional peers, is that the former have made an attempt to do their job as directed — a feat absent from Congress’s recent history. Policy discussion aside, the entire legislative branch of our federal government has allowed itself to effectively lock into partisan stalemate, each half demonizing the other as stubborn or disconnected. Congress operates in teams, and only two are allowed on the field at the moment. This inevitably paralyzes political dialogue, as it portrays our options as being glued into a red and blue dichotomy which pretends there is a cap of two answers to any question. Other issues are rubberstamped with unquestioning bipartisan enthusiasm, most often those which degrade Americans most (the Patriot Act and federal drug policy being two prominent examples).

The current immobility of Congress is a direct spotlight on the need for varied perspectives in the national dialogue. As long as so few voices are represented, we are doomed to subject ourselves to more petty insults and streamlined discussion from Capitol Hill. Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party both started as valuable grassroots organizations before quickly being claimed and compromised by their respective political gangs. The Republican-Democrat paradigm is holding a monopoly on political discussion, and monopolies ultimately lead to stagnation. If we learn anything from the “government shutdown,” it should be that the present environment for ideas has devolved into an impenetrable muck which demands an injection of vitality through vocal, independent dissent.

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true that we don’t have enough money to continue paying these employees — we are spending more money than we have and are dangerously close to defaulting on our several international debts. But how much money are we really saving by shutting these jobs down?

The Center for Disease Control is largely shut down. Somehow I fail to see how tracking contagious diseases through the United States and issuing vaccinations is non-essential, but that is beside the point.

The Center for Disease Control is allocated $5.668 billion of the federal budget for 2013. When you take into account that only a part of that budget goes to actually paying the employees, the result is saving less than 0.15 percent of the total budget for 2013 ($3.803 trillion).

The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has 90 percent of their staff on furlough through the duration of the shutdown.

They account for $12.953 billion in the 2013 budget, which means by shutting down those workers, we are saving less than 0.34 percent of the total budget (CNN, Fiscal Year 2013 U.S. Government Budget). Estimates that can math better than I can say the total percentage of the

budget saved by shutting down these jobs is about 1 percent (CNN, BBC, New York Times).

Maybe it is time to look at some alternative places to cut our spending — our failing prison system, the failed war on drugs, Congress’ paychecks — rather than taking it out on middle class workers who need these jobs more than the government needs to stop paying them. Even if the government is right, and it is worth it to save just 1 percent of their budget, don’t forget: all of these shutdown employees are currently filing for unemployment payments from the government. It is entirely feasible we will continue paying them for the duration of the shutdown.

On a lighter note, I’ve decided to model my law school savings budget after the federal budget. After a careful analysis of where I’m spending the most money — gas, haircuts, groceries, suits (I love suits) — and arguing with myself over whether or not I really need to see the doctor on such a regular basis, I’ve decided to shut down flossing. That 99-cent box of floss each month (less than 1% of my budget) is obviously the root cause of my moneyshortages. Shut it down.

Federal government needs to reduce size and scope

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t is likely the case that as my remarks make it to your eyes, the U.S. government remains in a partial shutdown.

In light of this, we encounter perhaps the worst face of American politics, that is: a deep division in priorities and a seemingly Jack Mescher irreconcilable stubbornness between parties and their respective factions.

There are, however, some essential characteristics of this particular situation from which our nation should learn.

First, I propose that there is a trending development of increasing inefficiency when dealing with politics at the federal level. And secondly, it is unlikely that this inefficiency will dissipate anytime in the near future as the political spectrum of the country becomes increasingly polarized. In light of increased inefficiency, attempts should be made to reduce the responsibilities of the federal government and move elements of its current oversight to better educated and capable local or private venues.

The initial threat of shutdown began a couple weeks ago when Republicans demanded that the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (“Obamacare”) need be delayed or defunded in order for Democrats to receive support in preventing a shutdown by funding the government. Many of us recall the 21-hour “filibuster” offered by a freshman senator, Ted Cruz, of Texas. Feel free to agree or disagree with the tactics or nature of the move by Cruz, but it is rather remarkable that the 2,700 page Affordable Care Act received more of its discussion time on the Senate floor three years after the fact of its passing. The current shutdown scenario highlights the increasing rashness that lawmakers have been forced to embrace; the deep political polarization has and continues to cause hasty last minute “kick the can down the road” resolutions because real compromises and meaningful solutions are impossible.

This brings us, I think, to an important lesson: the federal government needs to reduce its size and scope; the government is too big to handle and, as proven by this shutdown, is actually impacting people’s lives in a negative way. It remains clear then that each party needs to give some in each of their respective “staples” of spending and oversight. A good place to start would be “defense” spending and oversight for Republicans and “Entitlement” spending and oversight for

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Democrats.

The great enabler of this continued recklessness in government has everything to do with economics; politics and economics are unintelligible without each other. Many Americans are significantly undereducated when it comes to understanding how political issues are resolved within the context of economics. Classic examples testify to our lack of economic education. Most Republican voters view U.S. safety as correlated positively to the American defense budget; most Democrats view the alleviation of poverty as correlated positively to entitlement spending.

These understandings are fallacious and economically unenlightened. In fact, perhaps another day, I could readily contest that increased defense spending and entitlement spending have historically had negative impacts on their respective purposes of increasing their alleged interests in security.

Other laws, such as Obamacare, and institutions such as the Federal Reserve entail their own demise by resting on a lack of researched economics; they are examples of good intentions causing harm. Government just has too much to handle; it is snowballing out of control.

The shutdown and looming debt ceiling debate continue to impact American lives and detract from positive international perceptions of the U.S. We can rest assured that our Representatives will be sure “to kick the can down the road” and avoid actually sticking their necks out for the sake of principle. And so, it becomes time for Americans to take matters back into their grips. You and I must refuse defecting to the passive apathy that our government so desperately loves. We have institutions and avenues which are capable of keeping government doing what it ought and not what it wants: implement them.

Why should we continue to yield to their power grabbing? May everyone enjoy this fall weather. Happy shutdown.

Jack Mescher, a junior transfer student, will be sharing the “conservative view” in the Lorian with Nate Kapraun. he began his college years at Drake University in Des Moines and is continuing his major in politics and philosophy at Loras. While in Des Moines, Mescher aimed to compile political experience by working as a campaign staffer for the Ron Paul 2012 presidential campaign. He also spent the 2012 legislative session as a research intern for former Iowa Rep. Steve Lukan, a Loras alum. Mescher holds seats on the development and legislative committees of Liberty Iowa PAC.

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Disrupting Gravity

by NINO ERBA | staff writer

Warning to those who want to become astronauts: This film might give you second thoughts. People ate “Gravity” up at the Toronto Film Festival (the major precursor to the Oscars), with none other than James Cameron declaring it the best space movie ever. One thing is for sure: Gravity is one of the year’s best films.

The film mainly revolves around two astronauts: the newbie Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) and the seasoned Matt Kowalski (George Clooney). While repairing a damaged satellite, a debris shower strikes and Stone gets thrown out into space. She and Kowalski eventually find each other and head towards another vessel. However, Stone’s endurance gets tested in every possible way as she strives to come back to Earth.

Let me put it this way: If “Apollo 13” made you uneasy,

by AUSTIN COUSINS | staff writer

Another issue, another set of suggestions. Sorry I won’t have any TV shows this week; it’s quite hard to get a new TV series watched in two weeks and deal with saving the world in a small blue box, but next time I will try to give you something worth watching.

So here are a few movies from your streaming service worth watching.

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog: From Joss Whedon (the man who brought you The Avengers) comes a new kind of musical. It’s the story of Dr. Horrible, an evil scientist who hasn’t had the best of luck when it comes to doing evil or being a scientist. The doctor is trying to get the girl of his dreams, Penny, who has a soft spot for the homeless, and Dr. Horrible’s arch rival, Captain Hammer. The cast is great, with Neil Patrick Harris playing Dr. Horrible, Felicia Day as Penny, and Nathan Fillion as Captain Hammer. It’s a great musical with memorable songs that you want to keep listening to even after you watch it, and the perfect movie to watch with just about anyone. The humor in it is very-lighted hearted and will make you smile. If you enjoy shows like Scrubs or How I Met

Gravity will probably give you nightmares. This movie pretty much shatters every illusion about space. Think science fiction with as much fiction drained from it as possible.

The realism of it is what makes it so scary. Gravity is always in the moment, so you never know if things will go well for Stone or not. This aspect makes Gravity’s world scarier than most Hollywood slasher flicks.

Director Alfonso Cuaron has already proven himself to be a stellar filmmaker. The sole Harry Potter film he directed, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, is one of the best in the series.

He pulls off “Gravity” in a similar way that James Cameron did with Avatar: He takes a daunting story to make on film, and creates an amazing experience. Visually, there’s no contest. “Gravity” is a sucker to sweep the special

your Mother, or are looking for a musical to pass the time, then I would recommend this.

The Crow: Now that we had some easy going humor for the softies, here’s something a little more intense.

A story of bloody violent revenge, The Crow is the dark tale where a soon-to-be-married couple is murdered by a group of thugs that terrorizes the streets, bombing and killing people. The time for justice begins when the man is brought back to life by a mysterious crow, and seeks out those who ruined his life. It’s a very good anti-hero story. By that, I mean the hero does some pretty bad things, such as murder and blowing up a pawn shop, but that’s why you love him. The Crow can be a little weird at times and even hard to watch. But if you want to see the bad guys get what’s coming to them, then I would recommend this one.

Clue: You know how Battleship came out and everyone was all upset

effects Oscars for this year, if Star Trek doesn’t take them first.

The movie is also an acting tour de force. Clooney is dependably outstanding, and he helps provide a foil to the tension in the movie. Bullock is a true revelation, and shows that she really can act. She deserves an Oscar nod for her work here, considering that this is leaps and bounds ahead of her Oscar-winning performance in “The Blind Side.” (Note: Ed Harris is the voice of Mission Control, in a nod to his role in Apollo 13.)

If you have weak constitutions or a general indifference towards space movies, “Gravity” isn’t your best option. For everyone else, it’s a must-see. “Gravity” should be a textbook example of how to make realistic science fiction movies and blockbusters in the years ahead.

because they made a movie from a board game? I mean how stupid of an idea can that be to make a board game movie? Who would do that? John Landis did it. You might not know the name, but he helped make some small movies like Blues Brothers, Twilight Zone: The Movie, and Animal House. He took the classic board game, Clue, and turned it into a mystery movie with quite the twist.

The characters, props, and even the way it ends are taken from the game. The cast really brings the plastic cards to life. It’s a fun movie with a very dry sense of humor, and a good movie for children and adults.

It keeps you on your toes, trying to figure out ‘who done it,’ with an ending you won’t forget.

I want to finish by adding couple of recent adds you may want to look at: The newest seasons of How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, The Office, and The Walking Dead are up for your viewing pleasure.

Looking Back Celebrating 175 Years of History This sculpture, entitled “The Resurrection” is located between Wahlert Hall and the ACC, and was commissioned

by John (‘58) & Carol Saeman, of Denver Co. as a gift to the College from the Saeman Family Foundation. The artist is Huberto Maestes, of San Luis, CO. a friend of Mr. Saeman. It depicts a life-size bronze Jesus rising from a wooden cross thrusting upward from a limestone base. The completed work was blessed on Oct. 3, 1997 by Archbishop Jerome Hanus, OSB, who remarked that the sculpture “can help everyone meditate on the mystery of Christ’s death and rising and it...brings creation of a new humankind.” John Saeman remarked that his parents chose Loras for him,, because it was a Catholic school.

“In my day, if you lived on campus, you went to Mass every day and chapel every night. And you made retreats. That’s what Catholicism is all about.” The sculpture, which is lit at dusk, is intended to give Loras students an additional avenue for exploring their spirituality.

Maestes, created two other “The Resurrection” sculptures which are on display in Black Forest, CO. and Wheatridge, CO. After the one at Loras was cast, he broke the mold so there will never be another one made. In 1991, Maestes created bronze replicas of the “Stations of the Cross” Shrine, a gift from the artist to Pope John Paul II. The models are in the permanent collection of the Vatican Museum. (Photos courtesy of the Loras College Archives).

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Meme Watch: What Does the Fox Say?

by COLIN HALBMAIER | co-executive editor

What does the fox say? That’s a question everyone has been asking after the success of Ylvis’s “The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?),” which went viral across the globe last month. The song, which features an electronic dance beat, glorifies the fox as a mystical creature who watches from the woods and whose sound is a mystery.

The song was written for “Tonight with Ylvis,” a Norwegian comedy show hosted by the comedic brothers, Vegard and Bard Ylvisaker. The idea to write a song about a fox had originally come to them in 2012, but it was put on hold until it resurfaced a year later. The writers say that during their writing process, they became fixated on the question of what sound a fox makes. Thus, “The Fox” was created.

While the song itself is both catchy and bizarre, the music video has been the cause of the wildfire across the web. The video opens with a number of people at a party dressed as various animals in correlation with

the song’s lyrics, “Dog goes woof/cat goes meow,” and so forth. Eventually the singer asks what sound a fox makes, at which point the video breaks into an electornic beat as the dancers move into the woods.

They propose a number of different “fox sounds,” each progressively stranger and more intense. Finally, an animated fox appears in the woods and begins to scat before running off at the song’s conclusion.

Ylvis was surprised by the viral success of the video, having written it for a Norwegian audience. It’s debut on September 12 ranked it at #29 on the Billboard Hot 100. Some have likened its success to that of PSY’s “Gangnam Style” last year, whose music video was the first to reach one billion views on YouTube at the end of last year. As a comedy duo, their intention was to entertain; little did they know that their entertainment would span the globe.

As with any viral video, “The Fox” has become a meme and sprouted various parodies and spinoffs across the web. Cover artist Tyler Ward has performed an acoustic version of the first verse, and

The Ohio University Marching 110 covered the piece.

The popularity of the song across the web has led to real-life success for the comedic duo. Their first live performance in the U.S. was at the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas on September 20. They have made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and plan to make another on the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

Despite the success of both Ylvis and “The Fox” as of late, the world has been left with one question lingering in their mind: what does the fox say? Perhaps the announcer in the Tootsie Pop commercials had it right when he said, “The world may never know.”

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Pumpk i n Spi ce L atte

by LOUSIA PAVLIK | staff writer

The season formerly known as “autumn” or the commonly known “fall” is upon us. Even more widely known is the term “We’re Going to Squirt Pumpkin Flavoring Into Every Drink, Sprinkle Cinnamon on Every Latte and Dye Everything Orange In Hopes of Exploiting People’s Love for Trees Changing Colors.”

Thus, I offer a smattering of topics to ponder instead of our burnt orange food obsession.

1. You probably guessed it. The government shutdown. This is kind of a big deal what with thousands of workers temporarily put out of a job whilst officials sit pretty with their iPhones attached to their ears, talking smack about their opposite parties, suffering little more than public criticism while being paid as usual.

2. In keeping with seasonal trends, let’s all take a moment to recognize the current state of our malls.

They are positively decked out with Christmas merchandise. It’s October! Where’s the hype about All Hallow’s Eve? Why am I seeing mini-Santas rocking around the Christmas Tree instead of my homeboy Frankenstein shaking his hips to the Monster Mash?

Disappointing.

3. Pumpkin seeds- As I may have mentioned, most Americans are perfectly fine with guzzling back a bottle of artificial flavoring than hearing the delicious crunch of a timeless classic. We hollow out the pumpkin and cast off its insides like they never meant anything to us, like a crumpled gum wrapper. At least compost it if you’re not going to eat it.

4. Speaking of compost, did you know that if you don’t stir up your pile of eco-friendly rotting food every once in a while, it will literally explode? What a smelly disaster.

5. Whoopi Goldberg’s eyebrows, or should I say lack thereof. Next time things get awkward at a party just blurt out this fact.

6. Classical music and its many benefits, including but not limited to improved concentration and causing babies to wiggle while in the womb.

7. Midterms.

8. Actually scratch that, let’s hold off on that.

Homecoming week for the win!

9. What did happen to that Kony 2012 campaign?

He was never captured, children still suffer, and the leader of the organization who created the temporary hype was arrested shortly after for public nudity.

10. Mumford and Sons are on a hiatus. Maybe they’ll be gone long enough for us to solve the complex puzzle of lyrics they left us with.

11. Why do the leaves change color? The carotenoid can finally show through the leaves because less chlorophyll is being produced due to the shortening time period of sunrise to sunset. Hashtag that the next time you Instagram a picture of the Dubuque’s finest forest.

Look, I’m not trying to be the Fall equivalent of Scrooge, but I think it’s worth noting that there was and will be life beyond seasonal Starbucks treats.

Music Goes “Girly”

by STEPHANIE LAGRANT | staff writer

Girl power is dominating the latest album releases, whether the genre is pop, indie, or dance. New albums from Miley Cyrus, Sleigh Bells, HAIM, and Icona Pop are leading the pack.

Miley Cyrus: Bangerz. I’ll admit it: I root for Miley. Even though she’s made some questionable life choices lately, I still wish the best for her.

Her behavior and public persona are enough for anyone to pass Bangerz off as a gauche pop record. But you know what? It’s a really good pop record. Bangerz isn’t going to change the world or anything, but it fits the persona Miley is currently living.

Miley is actually pretty talented, once you get past the twerking and the spandex and just let her sing. Her vocal talent is the driving force of the album’s diverse array of songs, ranging from balladry to rap. The album features a plethora of guests, including Big Sean, French Montana, and Britney Spears—whose own life seems to echo Miley’s current plight.

No matter if you’re a lover or a hater

of Miley, you can’t deny that she has marketed this album perfectly—and that in itself has given a strange allure to what might normally be considered an average album. Even if her personal life is unraveling, because musically, Miley is doing just fine.

Sleigh Bells: Bitter Rivals. Sleigh Bells, the dynamic duo of singer Alexis Krauss and guitarist Derek Miller, continue to combine noisy pop with catchy guitar hooks in their third album, Bitter Rivals. On this album, the duo has gone a bit softer than they have in the past and the result is a previous Sleigh Bells album with a bubblegum center. While I like Sleigh Bells’ aggressive “rah-rah-rah,” this new formula works for them (even though I kind of miss that guerilla approach to their music). Alexis Krauss’s vocals are as perfect as ever—a great combination of girlish and fierce.

Even though the loudness is abandoned in a few tracks, Bitter Rivals is worth a listen.

HAIM: Days Are Gone.

You may not know who HAIM are, but you should.

Comprised of the three Haim sisters—Este, Danielle, and Alana— this group is taking the indie scene by storm, and their debut album has finally arrived. Their sound is unique— like a combination of Fleetwood Mac and 90’s R&B with dashes of indie pop.

Instrumentally, they’re reminiscent of Shania Twain and other country artists, but the rhythms that inhabit their songs feel like they were plucked straight out of a Destiny’s Child song. Their sound does grow repetitive after a while, though, and I find them best when taken in small doses. I’m not a fan of the popular track, “Forever,” but “The Wire” is

the standout of the album. The Haim sisters are very talented and have a unique sound, and they should definitely look forward to a long career in indie pop.

Icona Pop: This Is…Icona Pop. The Swedish duo behind “I Love It” has finally released their full-length album in the United States, giving listeners a fun record full of dancefloor jams and catchy hooks. Energetic and joyful, it feels like this record was born to make you feel good because there’s never a dull moment. The entire album is built on the power and popularity of hit single “I Love It,” and the formula works throughout the record as Icona Pop continue to provide electric synths, fun lyrics, and a light mood. My personal favorite track is the anthem-y “On a Roll,” which brings back echoes of the Spice Girls and Kylie Minogue.

If you’re willing to let go and have as much fun as Icona Pop are having, you will enjoy this album immensely. If not...I don’t care. I love it.

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G et O ut of Your Wor kout Slump

by CASSANDRA BUSCH | news editor

lifestyle

Sudoku

Wr ite numbers in the spaces so that each row, column, and 3x3 box contain the numbers 1 through 9.

People say that the hardest part of working out is getting out the door, and I would definitely agree with this statement. However, continuity can also become a problem over time. It’s easy to get into a good habit of working out, but the problem is that these habits usually become a sort of workout “comfort zone.” We get into routines that become our standard workouts, and it quickly can become a rut. Fitness can become monotonous and lose effectiveness after doing this same thing day after day.

We all have our favorite workouts. Running, the elliptical, free weights, the stationary bike, and swimming are just a few of the favorite workouts of students on campus. I personally like running outside the most, but that was all I did last year and it got boring pretty fast. By deciding to mix my workouts up, I got enthusiastic about working out again. Changing it up also gave my legs a rest and gave me a chance to let the muscles regenerate.

I changed my routine to going for a run every other day instead of every workout, and I found myself actually looking forward to my runs once more.

Switching it up doesn’t mean that you have to do a different exercise every day. Instead, it could just mean changing the way that you do your favorite exercise. If you’re a runner like me, try changing up your pace each workout.

Alternate long slow runs with hill workouts, and throw in intervals every so often. Want to get away from running and try something totally new?

Try cross-training and start cycling and strength-training. Not only will these help you to utilize more muscle groups, but it will exercise your mind mentally too by keeping you on your toes.

Don’t be afraid to have fun going off the beaten path! More eccentric activities like roller blading, skating, unicycling, yoga, hiking, etc. can also provide a great workout. Doing something new and unexpected can also get you pumped about working out again. The Loras weight room is a great place, but don’t limit yourself! Head outside to a new trail or invest in a pair of skates. Changing it up will keep you on edge mentally and physically!

To You Who Broke My Heart

by SEABELO MONTWEDI | copy editor

I thought you were different but clearly I was wrong. You wore the sheepskin but deep inside of you there was this big bad wolf with its sharp teeth. You lured me in with your sweet words and your, what seemed at the time, understanding. You acted like you understood me. Maybe you did.

Maybe from the bottom of your dark and twisted heart you did. And, like the wolf you are, you stalked me. Waited and studied in patience, until the moment to kill your prey was right. You romanced the secrets I had never shared with anyone out of me: those deep tormenting moments that caused me to question myself and my right to exist. And when I doubted that I was worthy of being called a human being and was dragged down by the shame of what I had lived through, you smiled and assured me that I was human enough and had nothing of which to be ashamed. How I wish I could have seen through those captivating eyes. How I wish I could have looked deeper than the warmness that was the façade you presented to me just so I could come a little bit closer. Did you sense that I badly needed someone to connect with? Someone who wanted me regardless of what I was. Was it easy for you to pretend that you truly cared just so you could get access to those pearls that weren’t so white after all they had been through? I bet you saw a big red sign flashing ‘lonely.’ You acted like you got me: like you understood what made me tick and how sensitive I am.

But now that you have no use for me you are starting to show your true colors. I cannot understand why you chose now of all times to reveal those canine instincts. Would it have been too much for you to pretend just for a little while longer so I, too, could pretend that I had someone who truly cared, just for a little while longer? You mean to tell me that in all you saw there is nothing that compels you to care just a little bit? After all the passion and the endless nights of talking we had, are you that cold to not even have a trace of sympathy? Or did the sheepskin get too hot for you?

Now you use any word you wish to on me though you know what kind of memories those words bring, and you tell me to get over it and ‘grow a spine’. The words that hurt me are petty issues that are not worth your time anymore. You seemed to not care that I had no spine when we first met or did that make me even more eligible for that criteria you use to select your prey?

You are, after all, no different from all those that came before you. You hurt me then blame me and expect me to get over it. You do things for me but later on complain about them. And you say things like you don’t care. Just when I can’t breathe because the pain caused by your pain is blocking my airways, you want to make yourself feel better by holding me.

Not once do you acknowledge the pain you cause me. Not once do you take responsibility, and like a lamb you expect me to fall into your waiting arms.

When I don’t because the pain is too much, you call me childish. At the end of it all I lie in your arms because I’m hoping you’ll stop using those hurtful words that remind me of her and all those people that torment me no matter how hard I try to forget about them. I guess you have found that weak spot because you know just how to use it. You know when to press it and how hard to press just to elicit the right amount of response in the right direction. I guess I am your clown. You don’t even have to buy a ticket. All you do is play that song and laugh till your ribs hurt while I do the dance. You know, now that I think about it, you play the song when you feel bad and sleep better after my performances. I may be your slave in emotion but rest assured that one day I will break free. When that day comes, you will long for my tenderness. You will long for the sweet loving I gave you. But most importantly, you will long for the feel of my arms whenever I caught you from a bad fall because you will never find someone as loyal as me. Remember this, once you lose that, nothing you do can make you regain it.

College Cooking Deviled Eggs

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Ingredients

by COLIN HALBMAIER | co-executive editor

Deviled Eggs are one of the best party foods--simple, fingerfriendly, and easy to make!

Celebrate Homecoming this week with this delicious treat.

First, submerge your eggs in a pan of cold water. Place it on the stove and bring the water to a boil. Lower the heat to a simmer and let cook for nine minutes.

Remove from the stove and add ice or cold water until cold. Let the eggs cool completely.

Peel the eggs and cut them in half, separating the whites and the yolks. Combine all the yolks in a bowl and mash them until smooth. Add mayonnaise, mustard, salt, and pepper and mix until blended.

Using a spoon or piping bag, fill the empty egg whites with the yolk mixture. Once your eggs are prepared, add an optional dash of paprika or other garnishes for visual appeal.

Refrigerate and enjoy!

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Happy Homecoming!

Mind & Soul

Hey Mike:

Bo

Hey Mike:

Mike says:

Honestly, a general feeling of malaise can often be associated with several things. Make sure you follow a healthy daily routine. Get regular hours of sleep, going to bed and getting up at close to the same time each day, and exercise every day whether it be a trip to the fitness center or a brisk walk in the fresh air. Eat regularly and be certain to include the recommended daily allowances from each food group. A multivitamin can help assure that you are getting the proper daily vitamins and minerals. Also remember to include plenty of fresh water daily.

You’ll find that if you take care of you, that you will feel better about your studies and social activities.

If you still feel down, a trip to the health center is certainly in order. They’re great people who are always willing to help.

FROM THE SEMINARY

What are you going to do with your life? hat are you going to do with your life? It’s a common question from nagging relatives and although hopefully not asked often, it probably resides near the surface of our subconscious minds.

When thinking about these lofty decisions, it’s important to spend time in discernment. Since seminarians are basically in discernment full time for 6-8 years before getting ordained, I thought I’d take this space to offer a few thoughts on discernment and also the difference between a career and a vocation.

What’s the difference between a career and a vocation? Well, a career is what describes you to society, and a vocation is what describes you to God. Put another way, a career is a path you choose to walk based on your own desires, and a vocation is a calling from God that affects this life and the life to come. According to Fr. Gross, “God has created the human person to love and serve him; the fulfillment of this vocation is eternal happiness.”

How do I know the will of God? That is where the discernment comes into play.

One of the most important aspects of discernment is spending time in silence and prayer. I heard it said recently that the devil likes to keep our lives noisy because he is afraid you will hear God in the silence, and that very well could be true. We tend to make our lives busy and frantic, but when we do take time to relax, we have the TV or music droning on. What we need is to slow down and

make time to pray, allowing God to speak to us in that silence.

Another big part of discernment is getting to know yourself better. What are your desires, motivations, and talents?

Examine why it is you do the things you do, and if you are comfortable with your actions and satisfied with the results.

Fr. Gross recently gave a presentation in which he outlined the five conditions of discernment. The first is to believe that God has a will in our lives and our decisions. Second, through reflection on our inner experience we can come to know God’s will. The third step is to enter into discernment not merely to have our personal inclinations confirmed, but to really listen to what God might truly want for us. The fourth is to carry out the decision once it is made known. The fifth it to make sure the decision is in conformity with the universal will of God, through consulting the precepts of the Church.

Fr. Gross says that one’s vocation will naturally emerge from these five points.

In my decision to leave my career as a website developer and enter seminary to further discern my vocation, I have found a real sense of peace that I am in the right place and doing the right thing. I feel that after you carry out your decision you should also feel that peace as a sign of confirmation.

Two final suggestions: attend the “Figure Out Your Life Saturday” presentations and consider beginning spiritual direction, which can greatly help your growth and vocational discernment.

The majority of people in society are obsessed about their career, but I urge you to go a little deeper and look for that vocation which is your spiritual path to heaven, making the most of the opportunities present here on this faithfilled campus.

MASS TIMES

ADORATION

by ANDY UPAH

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at Christ the King 5:15 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday 9 p.m. Wednesday 8 p.m. Sunday

at St. Joseph’s Chapel 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday thru Friday at Christ the King 9 p.m. Thursday

I think I’m starting to have a problem on my hands. I have had some pretty great male teachers while at Loras, and sometimes I start to get little crushes on them. Unfortunately, these crushes are starting to distract me during class.

I can’t stop giggling like a little girl when my professor makes a joke or smiles at me. What do I do?!

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— Down in the Dumps

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— Shakespeare in Love

Mike says:

OK, I did not feel qualified to answer this so I turned to my trusty side-kick graduate intern, Eleisha. This is what she advises: Dear Shakespeare in Love, First things first … it’s common to feel something more for an individual who is important to you, especially if you want their approval.

Professors provide you with grades, encouragement and excitement for the future and therefore it is normal for students to approach them with respect and admiration.

One must keep in mind that the relationship between a student and professor is one that is unique and boundaries should be considered.

Once your feelings and emotions start interfering with your ability to focus in class you must take a step back and look at the whole picture. Consider your role as a student and his role as a professor. Try focusing on a characteristic which is not attractive (such as ugly shoes or nose hair).

Just remember, he is there to teach, and you are to learn. So it’s ok to laugh at his jokes, smile back, and even look at him with googley eyes, but strive to remind yourself that you must do your job as a student while he is doing his job as a professor.

P.S. Giggling is normal.

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I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I don’t seem to have any energy lately, and all I want to do is sleep. I don’t even feel like going out with my friends when they ask. Should I go see someone at the health center?

Oct. 10, 2013

I Can’t Help Staring at Him

The Lorian is continuing a column by Dr. Mike Boyd, director of the Counseling Center. Here he will answer student questions concerning anything that relates to keeping it together while going through this crazy thing called college.

Send questions or comments to Dr. Mike, Loras Box 100, or to the e-mail address michael.boyd@loras.edu.

All names of those sending questions will be kept confidential.

No Energy

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Loras Knights travel to national conference

by JOSH LINK | for the Lorian

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he last weekend of September, Nathaniel Kapraun and I were fortunate enough to go out east to New Haven, CT for the Knights of Columbus National Conference for College Councils. The Knights of Columbus are a Catholic men’s Fraternity devoted to serving the Lord and the Holy Catholic Church.

As Catholic gentlemen of this great fraternity, it was a great experience to have the opportunity to grow in brotherhood with other Knights from around the country. While there, we met young men from Harvard, Yale, Norte Dame and Texas. We were able to get to know them through different breakout sessions where we had the ability to share fundraising and fraternal event ideas with one another.

This was beneficial because not only did we learn a lot, but we also shared our own personal ideas that other councils were excited about trying.

During our three day experience we would gather together for prayer, meals, and a series of talks; all of

which greatly enhanced the bonding experience of the group as a whole. One of the most memorable moments of the weekend was when we celebrated the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass at St. Mary’s Church in New Haven. This was where the Knights of Columbus was founded back in 1882 by Venerable Michael J. McGivney. We concluded Saturday night’s conference with the Veneration of a first and second class relic of Blessed (soon to be Saint) John Paul II. We prayed through his intercession and received third class relics from the Veneration. This was an evening truly filled with Grace.

I am so grateful that we were able to have this experience; it not only made me proud to be a Knight but also allowed me to recognize that we are part of a much larger organization that strives to help all of those in need. The Knights of Columbus is a worldwide Catholic men’s fraternity and Loras is blessed to have a council of our own to share in that fraternity as a whole. Overall, I hope all Catholic men consider joining this great fraternity because it truly has a lot to offer. Vivat Jesus!

Fall Antioch helps student ‘give other people ... and God a chance’

by KATE MANTYH | for the Lorian

S

o you’ve probably heard rumors around campus about this thing called “Antioch.” Let me tell you a little about it. Antioch is an awesome retreat hosted mainly for Loras students. I attended Antioch the second semester of my freshman year when I was going through a really difficult point in my life. Antioch did not fix all of my problems, but it helped me to give other people and God a chance. It is not always easy to accept love. However, one of the greatest things we can do for

ourselves to allow ourselves to be loved.

I strongly encourage you to go and give God, others, and yourself a chance. Give yourself a chance to experience God’s love in an amazing way. There will be awesome food, Mass, inspiring talks and much more on this retreat. Allow this Antioch retreat to be a part of your life for just a weekend. Maybe it will change your life, your perspectives, or maybe it will confirm what you already believe.

The retreat is on the weekend of Nov. 8-10. You can find brochures by campus ministry and at the top of the ACC stairs.

See you there!

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Cross-country teams on a roll Men win Pre-Nationals, while women place 5th. Both teams also hold their own at huge Augustana Invitational

by DALE ELENTENY | sportswriter

The men’s and women’s cross-country teams have passed the halfway point of the regular season with impressive finishes from both squads at the Augustana Invitational on Sept. 27 in Rock Island, IL, and the Pre-Nationals at Hanover College in Hanover, IN, on Oct. 5.

At Augustana, the men placed third out of 35 teams, while the women placed fifth of 33 teams competing. Sophomore Sam Whan led the Duhawks by finishing ninth individually among 491 runners, in the 8K course, with a blistering time of 25:36.

Not far behind Whan were junior Steve Loran, who finished 12th; junior Ty Wittman, who finished 15th; junior Rob Howe, finishing 24th; and sophomore JP Sevcik, who rounded out the scoring by placing 50th.

Pacing the women was senior Mary Rector, who flew through the 6K course and finished the 6K course by placing third individually among 415 runners with a time of 22:14. Not far behind were sophomore Maggie SaenzRuiz, who finished fifth; sophomore Brianne Cook, finishing 24th; junior Becky Hilby, who was 53rd; and senior Bridget Hall, who rounded out the scoring by finishing 65th.

Equally impressive were the Duhawks’ performances at the Pre-Nationals in Indiana. The men won the meet, taking first place out of 19 teams, including several nationally ranked squads. The women placed fifth among 18 teams.

The top finisher for the men was Whan, who finished seventh individually among 233 runners. Immediately behind was Wittman, who finished eighth. Rounding out the Duhawks’ top five were Loran, finishing 13th; Howe, placing 17th; and Sevcik, who finished 21st.

Leading the women were Rector, who finished fourth; Saenz-Ruiz, who placed 10th; senior Kellie Wagner, who finished 44th;

Cook, finishing 49th; and senior Bridget Hall, who placed 61st.

“What sparked my inspiration for the last two meets has been the drive to run well for my teammates and supporters,” Whan said.

“Also, I trusted God and my training to provide the strength I needed to perform the level needed to succeed.

“I couldn’t be more proud of the team so far this year,” Whan continued. “Of course we have had adversity, but what in life is worth it without a few bumps in the road?

We run over them and finish the race. ‘Duhawk Cross’ is more than a sport here at Loras. It’s a lifestyle and the team is living it right now. I’m extremely excited to see what we can pull off at the end of the season”.

Junior Drew Morelan said the team has come on strong as of late.

“The season started off slowly for us and was a little disappointing, as we were not performing to our full potential, but over the course of the last few weeks we got to where we should be, culminating with our win at the Pre-Nationals.”

Sophomore Clint Carton, a member of the Judo Club, takes down an opponent as a referee looks on.

Carton says he was drawn to judo because he was a wrestler in high school and wanted to find a way to continue competing in a “physical sport.”

Judo combines competition, camaraderie

by KATHERINE EDWARDS | staff writer

out for announcements for the on-campus spring tournament. Since this was a Student Union punch card event Loras students were among the cheering fans.

“I want to personally thank everyone who came out to see us compete,” said Carton. “It really means a lot to me. It was great to see Duhawks supporting Duhawks.”

Carton ended the day with a gold medal in the novice division and fourth in all rank.

Other Judo Club members, including Josiah Ertz, won bronze in the novice division.

Carton was all smiles throughout the day, especially while re-fueling with water and chocolate bars. Even though this is an intense sport, the competitors were very friendly towards one another.

“I’ve met some really cool people from all over Iowa, the U.S. and world with a lot of really neat stories,” said Carton. “A lot of good memories have been made.”

2 sophomores pace Duhawks at IIAC tourney

by MADELEINE WHALEN | sportswriter

by RYAN GRAHAM | sports editor

With a record of 8-10 and 2-1 in conference, the Duhawks currently stand in third place in the Iowa Conference. Loras struggled in late September, going 1-3 in the IIAC-NAC Challenge with a win over Edgewood College and losses to Dominican University, Lakeland College and Benedictine University. The Duhawks got back into conference play on Oct. 1, recording a win over Luther College.

Head coach Jenna Ness, a graduate of Luther, talked about how it felt to defeat her alma mater.

“It was a good win for us,” Ness said. “Especially since we were tied with them for forth in the preseason rankings in the conference. It felt a little but weird to go up there, but it felt good to win.”

The Duhawks continue conference play with matches against conference leader Coe and the number four team in the IIAC, Simpson. Coach Ness was asked how she thought her team matched up against these two very competitive conference opponents.

“I think every conference game is an important game,” she said. “Against Coe, I think we match up well. They have a little bit more experience with some of their players compared to how young we are, but I don’t think that really matters. I think we’re far enough into the season that every game is going to be a battle. Against Simpson, I think we also match up well. Looking at the teams that There’s still they’ve played, they have a good record, a lot of room but I think if we play for growth. hard, we’ll still come But that’s out on top in both of a positive. those games.”

The Duhawks are Where other more than half way teams are through the season. plateauing While coach Ness is right now, proud of her team’s accomplishments we’re still thus far, she still begetting lieves that there is better day in room for improvement. and day out “I think we’ve in the gym.” gotten a lot of good Jenna Ness, things out of this head volleyball season,” she said. coach “I don’t think our record necessarily shows how well we’re playing. I’m very proud of what they’ve done so far but I think we still have a long way to go and there’s still a lot of room for growth. But that’s a positive. Where other teams are plateauing right now, we’re still getting better day in and day out in the gym.”

Loras has had to do almost all of its work on the road this season. Of the 18 games they’ve competed in, only one of them was played at home. This will change in the month of October however, as the Duhawks will play their next six games in the AWC. Ness talked about having the home crowd behind her team and what that will mean for their success in the coming month.

“I think it’ll be good to be home,” Ness said. “The girls love playing in the AWC, and who wouldn’t. It’ll be nice to have the home crowd. Hopefully a lot of fans come out to support us. The girls are excited to be at home finally because it can get draining being on the road two or three times a week. So we’re really excited for this stretch of games coming up.”

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Women’s Golf

The women’s golf team recently finished its fall season after participating in the Iowa Conference Tournament.

The two-weekend tournament began at Pheasant Ridge in Cedar Falls. The second half of the tournament took place at Elmcrest Country Club in Cedar Rapids.

Sophomore Dana Matykiewicz finished 14th individually in the conference with an overall shot total of 354 over the 72 holes.

Duhawks are looking forward to 7 straight games in the AWC after 17 of 18 matches on the road

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photos by KATHERINE EDWARDS

Judo is not something most Loras College students are familiar with. The only meet scheduled to take place on campus this semester happened this past Saturday in Graber Sports Center.

The all-day event included two competition categories: youth and adult. The mood was excitement mixed with determination.

One Duhawk, Clint Carton, is in the process of becoming a master at this intense sport. Carton, sophomore from Earlville, IA, has been involved with the Judo Club at Loras since last year.

So why judo?

“I wrestled in high school and wanted a way to keep up with that type of physical sport,” said Carton. “It’s a sport anyone can do regardless of age, size or gender.”

Anyone interested in this sport can join the Loras Judo Club at any time. Also look

Volleyball team climbs to 3rd in conference

She shot an 89 and an 85 during the first two rounds, and she followed that up with a 94 during the second weekend.

Sophomore Mara Simonson finished just two strokes behind Matykiewicz. Junior Katie Lathrum also finished 32nd for Loras.

“I think we did quite well considering the beginning obstacles we had to overcome,” Matykiewicz said. “We were able to get some great girls to come out, and even though we

had some (disappointments), we were able to make the best out of the situation as a team.

“We were able to lower our overall team score as well as (boost our) team unity,” she continued. “I think with having such a small team, we were able to connect and bond as a team and develop a support system for each other.”

The women’s golf team will resume play in the spring.

Sports

Loras wins a thriller in OT against rival UD No. 16 women bounce back from loss to No. 1 Wheaton to remain undefeated in the Iowa Conference

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Men’s soccer team looks to rebound from 1st loss

by TIM JOSEPH O’BRIEN | sportswriter

by KATIE TRUESDALE | sportswriter

After a hard loss to No. 1 Wheaton College, the Duhawks knew that they needed to put in work if they wanted to have success for the rest of their season. With a tough and rainy match against crosstown rivals and first conference opponent of the season UD, the Duhawks brought a big 3-2 overtime win back down Loras Boulevard.

Later in the week the Duhawks had their second conference game of the season against Simpson in the Rock Bowl. Loras showed no mercy to the Storm as they won the game 7-1.

The most recent match the Duhawks had to play was against one of their biggest conference rivals, the Wartburg Knights. In their past few meetings, the Duhawks had home field advantage over the Knights. This time, however, they had to travel to Waverly for their third conference matchup of the season.

The Duhawks brought the intensity right from the start, putting the Knights on their heels with numerous chances that tested the Wartburg goalkeeper Katie Reinhardt. In the 8th minute of the match, sophomore Ailish Rispin beat the Knights back line in a foot race sending a shot on goal past Reinhardt giving the Duhawks an early 1-0 lead.

The rest of the half would bring close scoring chances for the Duhawks but none that were able to end up in the back of the net. With the tough back line of the DuJunior hawks, the Knights had few Danielle chances to score throughout the first half.

Vujovic As the second half bewas named gan, it was clear the Knights IIAC weren’t going to cave to the Duhawks. Duhawk goal Offensive keeper Hannah Wilson had Player of numerous saves throughout the week. the second half that kept the Duhawk lead alive. Due Vujovic to a mis-hit goal kick that scored went to the feet of Wartburg two goals forward Brittany Frush, she was able to chip the ball in the over Wilson to tie the match win over with 20 minutes left.

Simpson Ninety minutes wasn’t enough time for these two and as they headed into assisted on teams overtime tied 1-1. The imboth of the portance of winning conference games is of course Duhawks’ winning the conference goals in title, but also getting the their 2-1 chance to host the conference tournament. Both overtime of those advantages were win over things the Duhawks weren’t Wartburg. about to lose, so using that as motivation the Duhawks

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Junior Claire Murphy Inbounds the ball for the Duhawks during their 7-1 win over Simpson.

came out strong and ready to battle. Not even five minutes of overtime went by when the Duhawks connected in the attacking third. Junior Danielle Vujovic played a through ball to the feet of sophomore Katie Truesdale and she slotted the ball past the Wartburg goalkeeper to seal a 2-1 victory.

“One of our main goals is to host the conference tournament so we’re trying to go into every conference game really hard to secure that and I think we proved that we can do that when we came out with the win over Wartburg,” said senior Madeline Tennant.

Loras now holds a record of 10-2-1 overall and 3-0 in the IIAC, the Duhawks are definitely improving as the season goes on.

“I am so proud of my team and the progress we have been making this season” said senior Kinsey Campbell. “With every practice and game we have been getting better and better. I look forward to our next game and a chance to improve even more.”

Junior Danielle Vujovic was named IIAC Offensive Player of the week. Vujovic scored two goals in the win over Simpson and assisted on both of the Duhawks’ goals in their 2-1 overtime win over Wartburg.

The women are traveling to Minnesota for their next match to face St. Mary’s University on Wednesday at 7 p.m.

The men’s soccer team has had their ups and downs over the past two weeks. They followed up their victory over No. 8 Wheaton College with a 2-0 victory over University of Dubuque. The Duhawks won their next match against Simpson College 3-1. In this game, sophomore JoJo Schmidt scored a “golazo” goal that was featured as the #1 play on Fox Sports.

The Duhawks most recent matchup took place at Wartburg College.

The Knights came out of the gates with something to prove and ousted the Duhawks, 2-1.

If anything, this loss to archrival Wartburg has spurred the Duhawks to reach new heights in their work ethic, team chemistry, and determination. The guys have been practicing religiously in order to show the nation (and their next opponent) that the last game was a great lesson for them, but that they are better than that.

Coach Dan Rothert talked about his team’s response after their first loss of the season.

“We know we didn’t play our best,” he said. “Wartburg had a good game plan and (I want to) give them due credit. That being said we are re energized and refocused and hoping to turn the loss into a positive. We don’t lose very often, and won’t really know our response until this weeks games. But so far.

We have had two of our better practices.”

The Duhawks will play their next three games on the road. Rothert was asked how his team is working

photos by MARK FUENTABELLA

Sophomore JoJo Schmidt heads the ball while junior Mike Pizzelo anticipates the rebound during a 3-1 victory against Simpson at the Rock Bowl.

to stay focused on the road.

“Although we love being at home in the Rock Bowl, we embrace being on the road,” he said. “We need to be able to handle hostile crowds, but this is really nothing new.”

Rothert sees this loss as a new challenge for his team, adding, “I am looking forward to seeing our response.”

Loras is determined to move back up in the rankings and will be tested om the road against St. Mary’s, Buena Vista and Wisconsin-Whitewater. Their next game at the Rock Bowl is Saturday, Oct. 19, against conference rival Luther College.

Senior Erik Berkowitz boots the ball downfield during the match against Simpson.

UPCOMING SCHEDULE Home games are in bold l Buena Vista men — ­ 1 p.m.; women ­— 3:30 p.m.

Saturday, Oct. 12 l University of Wisconsin-Whitewater women — 5 p.m.; men — 7 p.m.

Wednesday, Oct. 16 l Luther women — 5 p.m.; men — 7:30 p.m.

Saturday, Oct. 19 l Coe women — 1 p.m.; men — 3:30 p.m.

Saturday, Oct. 26

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COACH’S CORNER

10 stages of an NFL meltdown L GRAHAM SLAM

ast issue, I wrote an ill-fated article about how great the Bears were going to be this season. They’ve proceeded to lose two straight games, making me look like a complete moron in the process. So screw it, no more “rainbows and sunshine” feel-good articles for me. I need to get back to my roots: talking about things that suck. So without any further ado, let’s make fun of Ryan Graham bad NFL teams. sports editor Team meltdowns — we’ve all seen them happen. It happened to the Jets last year. The Buccaneers are in the middle of a meltdown as we speak. If you’re a Raiders or Browns fan, you get to experience a new meltdown every year! But how does it happen? How does a perfectly decent NFL team go from a preseason favorite, to an unmitigated deteriorating sack of suck in the matter of a season? Actually, the process is quite simple. Here are the ten stages of an NFL team meltdown.

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Sophomore running back Nate Carrier eludes a Luther defender during Loras’ 42-7 loss Saturday in Decorah.

Duhawks shake off loss, gear up for Homecoming Loras’ next opponent, Coe is ranked No. 18 in NCAA Division III.

by BEN SAVORY

| sportswriter

The Iowa Conference opener dealt the Duhawks yet another humbling loss on Saturday, as Luther beat Loras 42-7.

Senior wide-receiver Brendan Oates scored the lone touchdown for Loras on a short pass from senior quarterback Dylan Jones.

The Duhawks’ now have a 1-3 overall record and have struggled mightily at times. But this is Homecoming week, so the players’ only concern right now is how they play against No. 18-ranked Coe this Saturday.

Homecoming week brings with it a lot of tradition. It is a time for the school to rally around their fellow students and show school spirit.

Emotions will run high at the Rock Bowl, which hopefully will be filled with a sea of Purple and Gold.

“This will be my last Homecoming and I am excited,” said senior fullback Kyle Bergquist. “I think if everyone does their job and executes it well, then we will have a good opportunity to be successful. It would be

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Senior punter Nick Nunley currently ranks second in the IIAC in net punting average.

truly amazing to upset a nationally ranked team on our Homecoming.”

First-year linebacker Mark Tilkes will be experiencing his first Homecoming game at Loras. He is ecstatic about the opportunity to play in front of his friends, family and his parents, who are both Loras graduates.

“I expect Homecoming to be a fun and new experience,” Tilkes said. “Bottom line is that we need to beat Coe and we will need all the help that we can get. I expect a lot of fans to come out in support. We need them now more than ever.”

Coe will be one of Loras’ toughest tests of the season. However, to sophomore linebacker Tim Mikeworth, a ranking is just a ranking.

He said the team needs to stay focused on the task at hand.

“We need to look past the fact that they are nationally ranked,” Mikeworth said. “When it comes down to it, it is just a football game. We need to execute our game plan, practice with a lot of intensity and play with a chip on our shoulder. I like our chances as the underdog.”

Sophomore running back Nate Carrier expects a great atmosphere on Saturday afternoon as he expects to put on a show for all the alumni and fans. He said the team needs to be focused on itself, not Coe. “I think it is important to not put too much pressure on ourselves,” Carrier said. “But at the same time, we need to work that much harder and be even more focused this week.”

Tennis team disappointed after IIAC meet is canceled

by RYAN GRAHAM | sports editor

The women’s tennis team was disappointed to learn that the IIAC Individual Tournament that was set to take place in Decorah this past weekend was canceled due to rain.

After a win at Dubuque last month, the Duhawks clinched a spot in the tournament for the first time in two years. Head coach Karl Stubben talked about how his team reacted after hearing the news.

“They were disappointed,” he said. “I know that the seniors Esther and Becca were particularly bothered by it. But it was the decision that was made and we’re all living with it right now.

“As a coach, I’m extremely disappointed that we’re not doing (the tournament) because it’s routinely been what we build up for all season

long,” he continued. “The players understood that for many of them, it’s their second shot at a lot of folks that they may not have played well against the first time around. And now they’re denied that opportunity.”

Looking ahead, the Duhawks have one game remaining against Grand View University. Stubben talked about the Duhawks final matchup of 2013.

“That’s going to be a tough match,” he said. “They are very very good at the top of their lineup.

They’re an NAIA school, so they have scholarships to give for a couple players. We’ll have a good week of practice and we’ll be ready on Saturday.”

Although Saturday is the Duhawks’ last match of the year, the

2013-2014 tennis season will resume in the spring. Despite the cancellation of the Individual Tournament last weekend, the Duhawks still are qualified for the Iowa Conference Team Championships that will take place next semester.

Coach Stubben talked about what’s ahead in the offseason.

“We’ll resume again in the spring,” he said. “Depending on the availability of Graber, we might have a couple practices over the winter.

But generally speaking, we’ll get back together in April.

“This year since we qualified for the Team Tournament, we’ll probably have to start organizing as soon as the weather warms up,” he added.

“So, as soon as the snow is off the courts, we’ll be getting back out here playing.”

1. High Expectations In order for it to be considered a meltdown, people actually need to think a team is talented. By people, I mean any sports writer or commentator not named Skip Bayless.

I believe it was Mike Florio, Editor of Pro Football Talk — and a man whose opinion I respect — who picked the Kansas City Chiefs to win the AFC West last year. Instead, the Chiefs were the worst team in the NFL at 2-14. When a respected analyst makes that big of a gaffe, only then can it be considered a meltdown.

2. The Losses At stage two, the season starts and the team begins to lose.

Badly. Okay, so maybe the first couple games were close. But then comes the blowout. The QB throws five interceptions and the defense gives up 40+ points. “It’s a long season,” coaches will tell the media. “We’ve dug ourselves a hole but I have confidence in our guys.”

3. The Grumbling More losses. Uh oh. Now the fans have taken notice.

Every three-and-out is met with a bevy of “boos” cascading down from the bleachers. Fans call radio stations with their “Derp, I don’t know about this [insert underachieving QB] guy, I don’t think he has the fire and the passion, derp derp derp.” This starts a QB controversy. ESPN will spend days on end debating whether or not Quarterback X can be put into the “elite” category. Is he a top-10 QB? A top-15 QB? Is it safe to call him a bust? Is he an elite bust? Is he a top-10 elite bust? PTI debates!

4. Head Coach Stands by His QB Let’s get real guys, the head coach isn’t going to let a couple of boos force his hand. “He’s our QB,” he’ll reassure us. “We trust him. Right now he gives us the best shot to win.” Sure he does.

5. Head Coach Benches QB Wait what? The head coach then pulls a complete 180.

“We’ve decided to make a change at QB. We just think [insert fan-favorite backup] gives us a better shot to win.”

6. Team Continues to Lose With the new QB under center, only one of two things can happen. Either the new QB will be a bumbling disaster, or he’ll actually outplay the previous QB for a couple of games, and then proceed to suffer a season-ending injury. Either way, the team will continue to lose like it’s their job.

7. GM Calls it a “Rebuilding Year” Those are the words that no fan ever wants to hear.

Calling a season a “rebuilding year,” is essentially a GM’s way of trying to save his ass. “Oh yeah, we totally knew we were going to suck this year. I mean come on, this was all part of the plan! (please don’t fire me).”

8. Locker Room Mutiny At this point, the team is probably like 1-8. They’re mathematically eliminated from the playoffs and the laughing stock of the NFL. The grumbling that started in the stands begins to creep its way into the locker room. The head coach keeps his “one game at a time” mantra but the players don’t want to hear it. The coach has officially lost the respect of his players.

9. Coach gets fired Inevitably, an unnamed player talks to reporters and a story comes out about the growing divide between the coaches and players. Word gets up to the front office and in a last ditch effort to save his ass, the GM fires the head coach.

10. GM Gets Fired But alas, the GM’s ass goes unsaved. At this point, the overwhelming sentiment from the media, fans and team owner is “F@%& it.” Blow it up. Everyone’s fired, even the water boy. The team hires all new personnel: new front office people, new coaches, and new players. They’re starting from scratch. For some reason this makes everyone giddy with excitement, despite the fact that the team will almost certainly continue to suck.

You’ll notice a shocking trend in all of this. Public perception is the driving force behind almost every NFL team’s meltdown. It’s amazing that a couple inebriated homers who call up their local radio station can spark a media frenzy that results in the complete collapse of an organization.

It’s a symptom of our throw-away society. It’s sad in a way — that the prevailing attitude in our society is “if you try something and it doesn’t work— welp, then f@%& it.”