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Mark Pawlak New Normal
New Normal
mark pawlak
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“Governor announces multi-phase reopening plan.” —The Boston Globe
Phase 1 Bank window: car idling outside; cash drawer extends, bills retrieved; masked driver nods to masked teller, motors away.
Phase 2 Behind Jersey barriers, curbside Plexiglas igloos; busboy, setting tables: water glasses, silverware. LED candles, hand sanitizers. Masked diners waiting to be seated.
Phase 3 Featured to-go cocktail: vodka, Angostura di Amaro, Strega, turmeric, ginger, lime, and sweetened condensed milk: Fauci’s Cure All.
Phase 4 Main Street movie theater marquee: 1950s era lighting, 21st century message: “Vaccines: gateway drugs for music concerts.”
Phase 5 Faded, block-lettered trail sign: NO MOTORIZED VEHICLES. Beneath, freshly spray-painted cursive: Choose Your Own Path.