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CHART THE RISE OF A VOCAL LEGEND IN TOM. A STORY OF TOM JONES. THE MUSICAL AT THE LYCEUM

Hear the story of the Voice of the Valleys in TOM. A Story of Tom Jones. The Musical at the Lyceum Theatre from Tuesday 12 – Saturday 16 April. Step back in time to the dance halls, working men’s clubs and recording studios of the ‘60s where the legend of Tom Jones was born: a Valleys boy with a heart-stopping voice who dreamed of making the big time, no matter what it took.

This inspirational story of self-belief and determination is performed live on stage by a phenomenal cast of actors and musicians, celebrating an ordinary man with an extraordinary talent who became a superstar on a world stage. Featuring hits of the era including ‘Ghost Riders in the Sky’, ‘Spanish Harlem’ and ‘Lucille’, we track Tom’s climb to stardom. Ending with some the hits that made him one of the most charismatic stars of the day: ‘It’s Not Unusual’, ‘Delilah’, ‘Green, Green Grass of Home’, ‘What’s New Pussycat’ and more. TOM. A Story of Tom Jones. The Musical is at the Lyceum Theatre from Tuesday 12 – Saturday 16 April. Tickets can be purchased from Sheffield Theatres’ Box Office in-person, by phone on 0114 249 6000 or online at sheffieldtheatres.co.uk and are priced from £19.00 – £35.00 (a transaction fee of £1.50 (£1.00 online) applies to all bookings made at the Box Office, excluding cash). Family tickets and discounts are available.

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After the sad passing of legendary comedian Ronnie Corbett last week at the age of 85 here is a small tribute with some of his greatest jokes... A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks. ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, ‘When did you last have a drink?’ He said, ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink. Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, ‘And when was the last time you played around?’ He looks at her in amazement and says: ‘You’re not telling me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there?’ A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals. We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. For some time, my wife’s had this ridiculous idea that I’m playing too much golf. Actually, it came to a head at about 11.30 last night. She suddenly shouted at me: “Golf, golf, golf. All you ever think about is bloody golf!”. And I’ll be honest, it frightened the life out of me. I mean, you don’t expect to meet somebody on the 14th green at that time of night. West Mercia police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the chief constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.

After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn’t ﬁnd him, he’s going to use both eyes.

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Sheffield Production company, Groovy Gazza Productions have landed a date in their home town at the City Hall Ballroom. Co Producers Gary Birtles and Lorrie Brown have been touring their show ‘A Salute to the 1940s’ for the last 7 yrs around the country. Gary says: “We are so excited to be playing the City Hall, we have been trying to get into one of the Sheffield main venues for years and finally we have a date.” The show featuring award winning Lorrie Brown as Vera Lynn, will be at the venue on Apr 12th for a midweek matinee. Lorrie was in the news last year after meeting her idol Dame Vera after being voted a UK No.1 tribute. Lorrie says: “We can’t wait, we've

been performing the show in several venues around the region including the Peace Gardens, hotels and even garden centres, but to ﬁnally be playing the City Hall is really exciting. In the show Lorrie performs part of her tribute act as Vera Lynn and also a portrayal of WW1 star Marie Lloyd. “The two characters couldn’t be more different”, says Lorrie “I really enjoy playing both roles because the songs of Vera Lynn are beautiful and melodic and in contrast Marie Lloyds are down to earth and full of character.” Lorrie also had some exciting news a few months ago when Dame Vera endorsed the show. Lorrie says, “This means so much to us, for Dame Vera to endorse the show is like a huge stamp of approval”.

Also in the show will be tributes to George Formby, Gracie Fields, The Andrews Sisters, G.I. Frank Sinatra and a special duet from George and Frank performing Whispering Grass from ‘It Aint Half Hot Mum’. “It is such a funny sketch” says Gary, “We have a great cast who have been working together for 4yrs now and we have all developed a real chemistry on stage.” Gary is Mr Braithwaite, the air raid warden who keeps everybody in line as well as a portrayal of the cheeky chappie himself Max Miler.

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NEW HOME FOR TINSLEY LIBRARY WINCOBANK Stroke OPENS IT DOORS Association A new base has been found for a local library in Sheffield with facilities for book lovers, computer users, children and community groups. The Tinsley Forum, on Bawtry Road, will house the future Tinsley Library service just along the road from the previous base. Sheffield City Council came out of this last month when its lease on the building ended. The library is also changing from a council-run service to one managed and run by volunteers. This already happens in fifteen other branches after Government cuts meant the council could no longer afford to run them all. The authority continues to run the Central Lending Library, 11 branches across the city and the Home Library Service. Graham Whitfield from the Tinsley Forum said: “We’re really pleased to be able to offer a new base for Tinsley library as this will give local people access to a volunteer led library service within the community at this time.”Local volunteers have already come forward to run the future library service. The council is now working with them and the Tinsley Forum before plans are firmed up and a take-over date is confirmed. Local volunteer Zahira Naz said: “It’s great to see the library will be reopening after all the work the volunteers in Tinsley have put into this idea.”

Councillor Sioned-Mair Richards said: “I’m delighted that Tinsley Library will have a permanent home and even better that it’s just along the road from the old one. It’s great that the community has come together to make this happen and I want to thank everyone involved for all their hard work on this, and for their future support. We’re hoping the new service is up and running quickly, and that people will enjoy the new facilities.” A temporary book drop off and collection point is available for library users at Tinsley Forum. Local visits by the council’s Little Library service for children are also taking place. Anyone interested in helping to run Tinsley’s future library service should contact Darrell Porter the Council’s Library Volunteer Co-ordinator on 0114 273 4254.

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LIVING LIFE ON A HIGH WIRE!! Do you sometimes feel like you are spinning too many plates and walking on a narrow tightrope? Well that is just what 40 members of MOS are practising hard to perfect right now. The famous Manor Operatic Society of Shefﬁeld, renowned for putting on top class productions have now taken on the fantastic, exciting, bright circus musical ‘Barnum’ , The Greatest Show on Earth,

which they will be presenting live at the City Hall Sheffield in May and the whole company have spent hours perfecting circus skills for the show. Uni-cycling, ball-walking, juggling, back flipping, plate spinning are just a few of the things you will see during this spectacle of a musical not to mention a long walk from one side of the massive City Hall stage to the other on a high tight-rope. This musical, which all the family will love is at the City Hall, Sheffield from 11th – 14th May 2016 and tickets are selling like ‘hot cakes.’ To book for this exciting extravaganza please call the City Hall booking office 0114 2789789 or the MOS booking line 01709 365108 or visit www. sheffieldcityhall.co.uk

70TH ANNUAL CO-OPERATIVE CHARITY FESTIVAL COMES TO THE CIVIC The Civic hosts a special evening session on Wednesday 20 April to celebrate 70 years of the Co-operative Barnsley Youth Music & Drama Festival. Taking place at Emmanuel Church from Monday 18 April to Friday 22 April, the week-long annual festival showcases the talents of hundreds of young drama and music enthusiasts from Barnsley and across Yorkshire, in an array of classes for individuals, duos, quartets and ensembles to larger groups of instrumentalists and choirs. The 70th Co-operative Youth Music & Drama Festival will conclude with ‘A Grand Finale Concert’ featuring all the Class Winners on the Friday evening at The Church, and a special evening session will be held The Civic on Wednesday 20 April. Angela Dawson, Secretary from the Co-operative Barnsley Youth Music & Drama Festival said: “We appreciate how difficult it is to bring the arts into schools, and the difficulties Music Services have in encouraging schools to be a part of this exciting and essential part of youth learning and discovery in the Arts. As part of our growing relationship with Barnsley Hub and Barnsley Music Services we have agreed to bring part of our festival into The Civic; with the goodwill of Alex Francis (Service Development Officer from Barnsley Music Service) and The Civic. We are really looking forward to an excellent evening of performances all adjudicated by a professional adjudicator who will give constructive feedback to support both performers and teachers alike.” The Co-operative Barnsley Youth Music & Drama

Festival at The Civic will include a performance by Barnsley Junior Band as part of the BBC Ten Piece Project. Angela explains “This year we have introduced special classes to incorporate the BBC Ten Pieces Project, as well as reviewing many of our individual and group classes to make Drama and Music accessible for all.” The BBC Ten Piece Project aims to open up the world of classical music to children and inspire them to develop their own creative responses to ten pieces of music through composition, dance or digital art. Since its inception the Barnsley Youth Music and Drama Festival has been supported by the Cooperative movement and gained Charitable Status in 2006. The Festival has been independently organised by a voluntary Festival Committee since 2005 and is part of the Barnsley Music Education Hub. Angela Dawson concludes: “Our long-term expectations is to continue our relationship with the Barnsley Hub and encourage more young talent in the Barnsley schools to enter our festival. This year we have an exceptionally high number of entries throughout the week, giving the people of Barnsley an excellent week of drama and music competitions from youngsters 3 - 20 years of age.” Daily spectator tickets are available on the door from £2.50 - £5 each and children under 14 go free (if accompanied by an adult). For more information visit www.barnsleycymdfestival.co.uk or contact Festival chairman, Mrs Margaret Venables on 01126 752576 / info@barnsleycymdfestival.co.uk

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Brigade, and many more. Tramlines has a long history of showcasing breaking acts before they hit the big time, with Blossoms, Toddla T, The XX, George Ezra, Charli XCX and Alt-J just a few of the artists who’ve gone on from early shows at the festival to bag chart-topping singles and sell-out shows. Having played at some of the festival’s smallest venues just a few short years ago, indie four-piece Catfish and the Bottlemen return for 2016 as Sunday night headliners on the huge outdoor Main Stage. As the band themselves said: “We’re absolutely buzzing to be headlining Tramlines this year. We remember it like it was yesterday. The last times, we were in Frog & Parrot with Little Comets or in Soyo with the Broken Hands lads watching Kieran Gallagher crowd-surfing and pulling the chandeliers down. It’s a real honour to be headlining.” The panel of judges selecting bands to play at Tramlines this year include, the festival’s Head of Programming, Kate Hewett and - ensuring that a wide portion of UK talent is represented - presenters from BBC Introducing Kent, Nottinghamshire, Lincolnshire, York, and of course Sheffield. Band applications are now open until Friday 29 April. Applicants should head to Gigmit.com to fill out an application using the following link https:// www.gigmit.com/gigs/tramlines-festival-festival-intramlines-festival-sheffield-4289 Tickets for Tramlines Festival 2016 are on sale and, as ever, remain seriously good value. A weekend ticket comes in at the bargain price of £42 +bf. To stay for the official closing parties on Sunday night, tickets are an added £5, still making it one of the most competitively priced festivals around.

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Tel: 01262 673270

HUMBERSTON

HAVEN - THORPE PARK 6 BERTH CARAVAN To Let Most Dates Available

• Shower • 2 Toilets • • Deluxe Quality • • All Facilities On Site • • Sorry No Pets/ No Smoking • • For Details & Photos •

Telephone 07838 777044

SPRING, SUMMER & AUTUMN OFFERS (All Booking B&B) Monday to Friday Sea View £138 Non Sea View £126 Friday to Monday Sea View £105 Non Sea View £96 7 Nights for the Price of 6 Sea View £222 Non Sea View £204

Private Sale £2500

CALL BRIAN ON 01964 257001

KINGFISHER

SITE

6 & 8 Berth Caravans at Kingfisher Fantasy Island to let, both with decking and Mod Cons. Shops & Children’s park on-site, close to amusements and Ingoldmells Market.

DIFFERENT RATES APPLY DEPENDING ON MONTH CALL FOR DETAILS OF SPECIAL OFFERS!

TEL: 07944 534034 OR 0115 9289977

WHITBY

1&2 BEDROOM COTTAGES Including B&B, Fully Furnished, Parking, Pets Welcome.

Tel: 01947 603 790 Email: kelly@swallowcottages.co.uk

www.swallowcottages.co.uk

SKEGNESS RICHMOND Guesthouse A Great Place to Stay in Bridlington HOLIDAY All Bedrooms En-Suite CENTRE

The Avalon Competitive Rates

Ring us direct to avoid online booking charges!

VISIT US ONLINE AT WWW.CAROLSAVALONHOTEL.CO.UK Sorry we cannot cater for children

CALL 01262 675149

3 VERNON ROAD • BRIDLINGTON • YO15 2HQ

Clean 6 Berth, Great Family Site, Free Indoor Pool, Club on Site with Nightly Entertainment, near the Train and Bus Stations. Families Only, Small Pets Welcome For Further Details

TEL: 01709 550104

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EAST COAST

CARAVAN FOR HIRE

BLACKPOOL

New Trend Holiday Park

MELROSE HOTEL

SKEGNESS

Fully Equipped 6 - 8 Berth

FOR BOOKING CALL 07939 415263

SKEGNESS

6 BERTH CARAVANS Ingoldmells near Fantasy Island and Butlins. Hot/Cold Shower, Microwave. Fully Equipped.

FREE Gas & Electric TEL MRS TAYLOR ON

0121 308 3879

THORPE PARK CLEETHORPES 6 berth caravan all mod cons, kingsize bed with en-suite, available summer weeks or weekends, no smoking.

APRIL & MAY £250 PER WEEK Call 07723389608 to secure your booking, small deposit bond required.

CHALETS FOR SALE FROM ONLY £7000 The site was established in 1961 and consists of 123 detached cedar wood chalets built to accomodate four to six persons. Each Chalet has a lounge, 2 bedrooms, fully equipped kitchen and shower/bathroom and toilet.

www.newtrendholidaypark.com

TELEPHONE: 01754 872722

FULLY LICENSED BAR • ALL ROOMS EN-SUITE

CENTRALLY LOCATED TWO MINUTES FROM SEAFRONT TEA/COFFEE & TV IN ALL ROOMS SUPERB HOME COOKING

SPRING & SUMMER SPECIAL OFFERS FOR MERCURY READERS CALL FOR DETAILS PLEASE CALL JO OR HENRY FOR DETAILS 01253 623386

THE OLD MILL CARAVAN PARK

www.melrosehotelblackpool.co.uk

TOURERS £20 PER NIGHT Including Electric

SEASONAL £1295 Including Storage

The Old Mill Caravan Park, Newsham Hill Lane, Bempton, Near Bridlington, E. Yorks YO16 6XE

CALL 01262 673 565 WWW.OLDMILLCARAVANPARK.CO.UK

MABLETHORPE 4-6 berth chalet, 2 bedroom, fully equipped, nice site, fish and chip shop, shops, club, arcade, cafe, etc. 250 yds from Beach GOOD RATES - RING FOR DETAILS

TEL: 07564 965688

YORKSHIRE’S HIDDEN GEM

Own You Very Own Holiday Home from Only £6995 to £79995

on quiet family run Park in Withernsea. Facilities include licensed club with family room, fishing lake, Children’s play area and mini golf.

BLACKPOOL

82 HORNBY ROAD • FY1 4QS

SMOKING/ NON SMOKING ROOMS AVAILABLE

WINTER SPECIAL ONLY £20pppn

THE COLONIAL

465-467 PROMENADE - BLACKPOOL

All Rooms En-Suite Lift Available Family Bar with DJ Free Car Park

Free Child Places Available Watch out for Seasonal Specials

Phone 01253 344367

EMail: thecolonialhotel@hotmail.com

HOLMLEA HOTEL

74 PALATINE RD, BLACKPOOL, FY1 4BY ALL ROOMS EN-SUITE, LICENSED

SPRING SPECIALS

Telephone for Free info pack or to make an appointment

CALL 01253 626422

Visit Beautiful Derbyshire

Near to Carsington Water in the Peak District and close to Ashbourne & Matlock Millﬁelds Lane • Nr Carsington Water Ashbourne • Derbyshire • DE6 3JS Tel: 01335 372872

HOLIDAY HOME FOR SALE

Other caravans for sale from only £6,995

Tel. 01964 612233 to view or for further info

www.carsingtoncaravaning.co.uk

YORKSHIRE DALES - INGLETON

THORNGARTH COUNTRY GUEST HOUSE

****VB Silver Award B&B FROM £32PPPN

Midweek Special

Excellent Hospitality • Residents Lounge • En-Suite Rooms Homemade Cooking • Licensed • FREE WiFi Brochures & Bookings

Tel: 01524 241295 www.thorngarth.com

Meadow Holidays

Yorkshire Dales

OVER-50’S ONLY 01253 351479

10 MILES FROM GREAT YARMOUTH www.hedrahouse.co.uk

Telephone: 01692 670242 for info

Clean, comfy brick built chalets, double glazed, close to beach and all amenities

From £150 per week, Pets Welcome CALL FOR A FREE BROCHURE 8am - 8pm

NORFOLK BROADS 40 RIVERSIDE BUNGALOWS BOATS ALSO AVAILABLE FISH FROM YOUR OWN LAWN AT POTTER HEIGHAM FREE BROCHURE AVAILABLE

TELEPHONE 01692 580496 WWW.RIVERSIDE-HOLIDAYS.CO.UK

24 Hours 01969 663976 or Email rita@meadowholidays.com www.meadowholidays.com

TENERIFE

LINCOLNSHIRE NEW TIMBER LODGE DEVELOPMENT NOW OPEN

TIMBER LODGES FOR SALE

VERY REASONABLE PRICES CHAPEL HILL MARINA • LINCOLNSHIRE 10 Miles up the River from Boston Excellent for Fishing

CALL ALAN ON 01526 342750 | 07885 957734 CORNWALL & DEVON

BERWYN HOTEL

IF YOU DON’T LOOK 65, PROVE YOU’RE OVER 50!

with outdoor heated pool

ENJOY BOATING, FISHING, WALKING & SANDY BEACHES

TENERIFE

LOG FIRES • PETS WELCOME Two minutes from beaches/coastal paths

Food & Accommodation Car Park Available BOOK NOW FOR SUMMER/ILLUMINATIONS Contact Derek or Barbara 01253 352896

PLANTATION BUNGALOWS 10 Bungalows ajacent river Thurne

Breaks/Split Week Available Families Welcome

Fisherman’s Cottages

Prime Position overlooking Glynn Gardens & Promenade All Rooms En-Suite with Excellent

Supervalue Breaks available in August

NORFOLK BROADS - THURNE

YORKSHIRE DALES

www.holmleahotel.co.uk

NORTH SHORE

£12,995 one only at this Special Price & Specification

Tel: 01253 624606

PORTHLEVEN

BROOKLANDS Including Double Glazing & Central Heating, sited on a quiet family run Park, on the sea front with easy beach access, close to the town centre in Withernsea. Site fees Paid until March 2017.

All Rooms En-Suite Free Car Parking Available Other Offers Available

1st Child 1/2 Price - 2nd Child FREE

BLACKPOOL

DERBYSHIRE

April, May, June - Mon to Fri £110 per person

Cottages/Apartments Weeks from £200 per couple Weekends from £95 per couple

Tourers/Motorhomes Welcome Refurbished Toilet/Shower Facilities for 2016 Season

CARAVANS

The Marnoch Hotel

• 3 Nights DB&B - £155 per person • 4 Nights DB&B - £185 per person

2 NIGHTS £46 3 NIGHTS £63

01964 612233 www.willowsholidaypark.co.uk

Rose & Terry Welcome you to

BB & HOME COOKED EVE MEAL

New Trend Holiday Park, Ancaster Avenue, Chapel St. Leonards, Skegness PE24 5SS

NO DOGS - ADULTS ONLY A-LEVEL IMMACULATE SMALL FAMILY RUN SITE SET IN RURAL EAST YORKSHIRE

NORFOLK

6 Yate Street - Blackpool

NEW TREND HOLIDAY PARK LIES SIX MILES NORTH OF SKEGNESS, WE ARE NESTLED IN THE RESIDENTIAL HEART OF THE VILLAGE

CORNWALL

LOS CHRISTIANOS APARTMENTS TO RENT • Sleeps Five People • Two Swimming Pools • Tennis Courts • On Beach Front

BOOKINGS BEING TAKEN FOR ALL 2016 PLEASE CALL AMANDA FOR DETAILS

07874 044502 • 07711 268835 amandadorset@btinternet.com

CARAVAN STORAGE

SECURE CARAVAN STORAGE

IN BIRLEY (S20)

ONLY £250 PER YEAR 24 HR CCTV ON SITE

CALL 0114 263 4479 0114 287 6298

AIRPORT PARKING

Within easy walking distance of some excellent eating places/pubs, including Rick Stein’s latest ﬁsh restaurant

TEL: 01209 860410 Kernow agas dynargh! - Cornwall Welcomes You!

LAKE DISTRICT

1 WEEK £32 2 WEEKS £55

SUPERB COTTAGES TO LET ON WORKING SHEEP FARM KESWICK - OPEN ALL YEAR SLEEPS 2-4-6 PEOPLE Ground Floor Accommodation Wheelchair Friendly No Stairs Wet Room Showers Ample Parking Short Breaks Available

TELEPHONE 01768 776380 WWW.IRTONHOUSEFARM.COM

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PRIVATE HIRE

SCOTLAND

6 berth caravan, full kitchen, mains water & electric, Sat T.V. & DVD etc. Beautiful West Coast location.

RIVELIN TRAVEL The Spirit of Lincolnshire Coaches

New Skegness Timetable

SATURDAYS ONLY Saturday 26th March to 29th October Departs

Now Taking Bookings for all of 2016 Full Details & Pics please call 078822 88773

Full details at www.argylcaravanholiday.co.uk

Meadowhall Coach Park 2pm Penny Black (Pond Hill) 2.20pm SKEGNESS, BUTLINS, INGOLDMELLS, CHAPEL BOOKING ADVISABLE CONTACT US FOR MORE INFORMATION Tel: 01507 463000 Email: travel.office@hunts-coaches.co.uk 2/3 West Street, Alford, Lincs LN13 9DG

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CARAVANS WANTED

16 Seater Minibus with fitted seatbelts PSV Licence Holder • 100% Reliable

• TRIPS TO ALL RACECOURSES • AIRPORTS • FISHING & GOLF TRIPS • PRIVATE PARTIES • DAY TRIPS • CLUB TRIPS Trips to the East Coast

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07747(Anytime) 787551

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TEL: 233 1000

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HOLIDAY PARKS

Epworth Fields Need to get away from it all and enjoy a bit of luxury?

A hide away retreat in rural Lincolnshire...

Epworth Fields is an affordable haven of tranquility nestled in the North Lincolnshire countryside. 5 holiday cottages sleeping from 2 to 8 people available to rent. Did You Know? We also sell a wide range of static caravans to suit all budgets, please don’t hesitate to contact us for more details. PEMBERTON PARK LANE 2007

£25,000

Washing Machine, Corner Bath, 2 Double Bedrooms. 42ft x 14ft, Full Decking, Corner Plot.

WILLERBY CAMEO 2014 £29,995 inc. 1 Year Ground Rent 12.5ft by 38ft, 2 bedrooms, bath, French doors opening out to views across open countryside, full central heating, dishwasher, washing machine plus many more features.

WILLOUGHBY WINCHESTER COMING SOON

SITE YOUR OWN CARAVAN FROM £2,500

TOURERS WELCOME THIS SUMMER RING FOR DETAILS • 6 1/2 ACRE FIELD

WIN A FREE HOLIDAY!!! LIKE & SHARE OUR FACEBOOK PAGE FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN A WEEKS FREE ACCOMMODATION IN OUR MOST RECENTLY COMPLETED LUXURY HOLIDAY HOME!

2 minutes from the historical town of Epworth, 40 minutes from Doncaster and an hour from Leeds & Sheffield

Epworth Fields Holiday Park Newlands Lane Epworth North Lincolnshire DN9 1JA

Please Contact Lynsey Page 07921931909 Email enquiries@epworthfields.co.uk www.epworthfields.co.uk

Sycamore Farm Country Park FAMILY CARAVAN Caravans,Touring Caravans & Camping Two & Three Bedroom, Standard & Luxury Caravans to Rent on Small, Rural Fishing Lake Site. Tourers & Campers are Welcome. LAKESIDE PITCHES AVAILABLE MANY NEW & USED CARAVANS FOR SALE

Sycamore Farm Park, Chalk Lane, Burgh Le Marsh, Skegness PE24 5HN www.sycamorefarm.net | 01754 810833

Escape to your very own holiday home on the East Yorkshire Coast! Enjoy stunning sea views pitches on Reighton Sands beach resort

2009 3 bed Cosalt Cascade £16,995 All In including site fees Finance can be arranged with a £3500 deposit

Call Pete on 07866513353 To arrange your viewing!

& CAMP SITE

Open to All!

We offer 40 fully serviced touring pitches and 58 static caravan pitches with electric hook ups and chemical disposal. What we include: • Heated Swimming Pool • Live Entertainment • Restaurant & Bar • Full Size Pool Table • Great Priced Menu • On site Parking • Laundrette • Toilet & Shower Block • Disabled Access • Children’s Playground • Pets Allowed

SWIMMING P FREE TO ALLOOL RESIDENTS £5 TO NON RESIDE DISCOUNTED NTS, TO WITH RESTAU £2 RANT MEAL

6 Berth Static Caravan Site

11 Month Season £50 per night / £220 per week / £2445 per year

Mooring Site

12 Month Season £20 per night / £125 per week / £1500 per year

Touring Fields Site

12 Month Season £17 night / £100 per week / £1415 per year

Camping Site

12 Month Season £15 per night / £70 per week / £1000 per year

Luxury Sited Static Caravans starting from £9999 per year at the caravan park

YOUR FIRST STOP FOR QUALITY NEW & USED STATIC CARAVANS FOR SALE IN THE UK

Chapel Hill, Witham Bank, Tattershall, Lincolnshire LN4 4PZ Tel: 01526 342414

Visit us online at www.orchardfarmcaravanpark.co.uk

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TENBY

17th - 21st April • 5 Days

£320

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15th - 17th April

£139.00

Whitby 4 Days 29th April - 2nd May

£225.00

Weston-Super-Mare 5 Days 2nd - 6th May

£295.00

Ilfracombe (Devon) 5 Days 9th - 13th May

£259.00

Alnwick (Northumberland) 4 Days 13th - 16th May

£299.00

Looe (Cornwall) 6 Days 15th - 20th May

£379.00

Ireland (Adare) 8 Days

21st - 28th May

£550.00

St Agnes (Cornwall) 5 Days 27th - 31st May

£319.00

• Haddon Hall Hotel • Full Board Accommodation • All Rooms En-suite • Lift To All Floors • Entertainment • Excursions to Brighton - Bexhill - Beachyhead

Eastbourne 5 Days 28th May - 1st June

£298.00

warners berkshire

per person

• The Giltar Hotel • Half Board Accommodation • All Rooms En-suite • Lift To All Floors • Entertainment • Excursions to Pembroke, Saundersfoot & Carmarthen

eastbourne

25th - 29th April • 5 Days

9th - 13th May • 5 Days

• Littlecote House Hotel • Half Board Accommodation • All Rooms En-suite • Lift To All Floors • Entertainment • Excursions to Bath & Winchester

£289

per person

£359

per person

Disneyland Paris 4 Days

29th May - 1st June Adults £355.00

Children Under 3 £110.00 French Riviera 5 Days

3-11 yrs £189.00

29th May - 11th June Adults £549.00 Child Prices On Request

Isle of Wight 5 Days

31st May - 4th June

£319.00

Bridlington 4 Days

3rd - 6th June

£209.50

Sinah Warren 5 Days

6th - 10th June

£338.00

Tenby 6 Days 12th - 17th June

£405.00

Weymouth 6 Days 12th - 17th June

£384.00

Southport 5 Days 13th - 17th June

£309.00

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A delightful Friday Evening with Gabriella Clarke (Top Female Vocalist) Back by Popular Demand on Saturday Night we have Flashback (60s Rocking R&B Band)

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Folkestone + H/B + Ostend + Cabaret & Bingo Fri 8th Apr 3 Days £99, Fri 15th Apr 4 Days £149 Mon 18th Apr 5 Days £175, Mon 2nd May £179 Fri 6th May 3 Days £99, Fri 13th May 4 Days £149

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Cantabria Spain 10 Days + Excursions

overnight ferry each way + 7 nights H/B resort Santona Sun 5th Jun £549, Castro Urdailes Sun 5th Jun £599 Islay Tues 5th Jul £549, Santona Sun 10th Jul £549, ________________________________________________________________________________________

Ostend - via Dover Calais + Excursions Ostend Albert Hotel

Fri 15th Apr 3 Days B&B £109

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Mon 16th May £229, Mon 30th Jun £229, Mon 29th Aug £229 Mon 26th Sep £229

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Fri 7th Oct £199, Fri 4th Nov £199, Fri 9th Dec £199,

Ostend New Astoria Hotel 5 Days H/B Mon 31st Oct £229, Mon 5th Dec £229

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German Valleys 8 Days Via Hull £399

overnight ferry each way + 5 nights H/B resort Rhine Valley - Mon 20th Jun, Mon 5th Sep, Mon 3rd Oct Moselle Valley - Sun 18th Sep, Sun 16th Oct ________________________________________________________________________________________

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A strange week for me this time out, the big news is that I’ve retired! In truth, it’s been a long time coming, I’ve known about it for a while, but when it finally happens, it’s still a bit of a shock, but at 46 years old, I’m now unemployed… therefore, now self-employed. After twenty one years in the Fire Service, and almost eight in the Armed Forces, I’ve made the decision to become a full time angler and writer, so this is the first time I’ve really had to sit down and consider exactly what I can keep on, and what must fall by the wayside… The retirement is the result of injury, which now unfortunately manifests itself as severely painful auto-immune arthritis, and the medication (a low dose of chemotherapy) is such that I’m no longer a viable risk whilst riding the fire appliance, and alternative employment, due to funding cuts, is no longer an option, so I’ve been finished. I was told at 1100, and was out through the door at 1300; not much time to prepare! It’s a strange feeling, I still need to earn, but the terms of my retirement are such that I can only take paid employment for a reduced number of hours, so fishing will have to become my main source of income. I can’t really moan about that can I? In some ways, retirement just means more of the same; I’ve been writing on corporate social media and in weekly and monthly magazines for a while, but it’s always been a sideline… now it’s for real, so I have to make it stick. At least I can tell the wife ‘I’m off to work’ when I get the rods out, the hard part is working how to get paid when I go… I almost didn’t get to enjoy any retirement. On my way to my weekly session, in darkness at 0645, I approached a blind bend and hidden dip. I know the road extremely well, so was moving at a fair clip,

LOCAL FOOTBALL with Michael Clarke

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and had noted two lorries coming towards me, so just eased my speed and covered the brakes, the result of ten years driving fire engines, when I was horrified (and I mean horrified) to see the blazing headlights of a car fast approaching, and they were on my side of the road! Having replayed the dashcam footage, I reckon I had just under two seconds to avoid a head on smash. I wasted the first second feeling incredibly sad, cursing the other driver for killing me, and wondered how much it was going to hurt, and whether the dashcam would survive the impact. In the remaining time, I realised that I wasn’t going to give up, and despite his lights, and those of the two lorries, filling my windscreen, I wrenched the steering wheel to my left, struck the kerb, and bounced up into the air, hit the grass and braced for impact. It never came… I have absolutely no idea how we (me) avoided a horrendous collision. When I returned the same way later in the day, black marks were clearly evident where I’d struck the kerb, there was an almighty curve of rubber where the other driver had stamped on his brakes, and I still couldn’t work out how we had missed…lady luck was definitely smiling that day, that’s the only excuse I can come up with… There is no truth in the rumour that it was my wife coming the other way either, I’ve offered to share the retirement fund, so there was no need for her to do away with me! Needless to say, my concentration wasn’t what I should be, and, although I managed to land a few quality roach on caster, a couple of hours was enough, and I made the decision to return home. I needed a hug! (Soppy, yes, but the footage of the near miss is on my Facebook page, you watch it and decide). My retirement starts now. It’s time to put into practice what every angler dreams of and start earning money from my angling…let’s see if the reality is as good as the dream; I’ll let you know how I do, but in the meantime, tight lines…

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WARNOCK’S WONDERS MOVE FIVE POINTS CLEAR ROTHERHAM UNITED earned their fifth win in six games in the most dramatic of circumstances as Greg Halford’s late spot kick saw them claim another three points in their battle against the Championship drop. Following the international break, the Millers named an unchanged line-up following their eye-catching victory at Ipswich Town last time out for the visit of Steve Evans’ Leeds United. The Millers had the first sight of goal when Lee Camp’s punt upfield was deftly flicked by Leon Best into the path of Frecklington, who tried his luck from distance. Moments later, Halford’s bullet throw into the Leeds box looked inch-perfect for Best on the six-yard box, but the inform striker failed to make a connection despite having the goal at his mercy. At the other end, Leeds penned the Millers back deep into their own half and following fine flowing

passing involving Alex Mowatt, Mirco Antenucci attempted a dink from just inside the box but his effort harmlessly cleared the home crossbar. Just before the half-hour mark, the Millers broke the deadlock when Halford switched the play to release Joe Mattock, who swung a delightful centre from the left flank, which bisected the Leeds defence and Frecklington timed his run to perfection to superb steer the ball, despite being on the stretch, past the attentions of Silvestri, to find the heart of the visitors goal. Moments later, Antenucci made something out of nothing to drill a low effort through a ruck of bodies but Camp was well-stationed to snuff out the danger. Next Stephen Kelly put his body on the line to block Antenucci’s goalbound effort before fine interplay involving Halford and Frecklington gave Grant Ward a glimpse of goal, at the other end, but he blazed his effort

from the edge of the box over the bar. The home fans had their hearts in their mouths when Giuseppe Bellusci strode from the back to ﬁnd Antenucci, with his back to goal, and the Italian unleashed a fantastic strike from distance which shaved the home upright. With halftime approaching, Broadfoot rose highest to meet another Halford exocet throw but his point-blank header blazed over. Following the interval, a Leeds defensive error was pounced upon by Grant Ward, whose pull-back looked inviting for Matt Derbyshire. In the next phase of play, Mattock swung a delightful centre which saw Best rise highest at the far post. Moments later, Halford’s long throw had the Leeds defence at sixes and sevens and following ping-pong around the visitors box. Just past the hour mark, the Millers were reduced to ten men when Derbyshire went up for an aerial challenge with Berardi

and the defender reacted angrily to the challenge and referee Kevin Friend brandished a red card. Warnock immediately threw Danny Ward into the fray before sub Mustapha Carayol ﬁred a long-range effort over the home bar. The home fans were incensed when Bellusci clashed with Danny Ward following another aerial duel but the Italian escaped with a yellow-card. The Millers were determined to retain their advantage and Mattock was the latest to throw his body infront of sub Stuart Dallas’ point-blank shot when he looked certain to score before Leeds skipper Sol Bamba ﬂuffed his lines when he headed wide from Dallas’ corner despite having the goal at his mercy. Despite Rotherham’s brave rearguard action, the home side were dealt a cruel blow when Charlie Taylor’s cross was headed clear by Broadfoot and Luke Murphy struck a long range effort, which took a wicked

ROVERS LAST GASP HEARTACHE BUTLER DEFIANT A last gasp equaliser from Niall Canavan, prevented Rovers from leaving Spotland with all three points. Rovers were the better side during the opening period, twice Andy Williams got beyond the Rochdale defence but was denied on both occasions by goalkeeper Josh Lillis. The Rovers centre forward also saw a headed effort go over the bar. Dale went close on twelves minutes when a corner resulted in a header hitting the post, before three Rovers playing blocking the follow up. Despite having most of the chances, Rovers entered half-time a goal down, thanks to a freak goal from Callum Camps. He managed to take wonderful ﬁrst touch before tapping into an empty net, after ‘keeper Remi Matthews was caught in ‘no-mans’ land.

Rovers tried to respond before the break, and Williams had a shout for a penalty when he looked to be dragged to the floor, but the referee waved away Rovers appealed. Darren Ferguson’s side started the second half at a similar pace to how they ended the first, and were level on fiftyseven minutes, when Gary McSheffrey got the byline before squaring the ball to right-back Mitchell Lund, who netted his second goal for the club. Then on 67 minutes, Rovers led after a McSheffrey freekick found Andy Butler who nearly flicked the ball over the keeper’s head to gives his side the lead. Rovers made a double change when Lund and Ricardo Calder were replaced by Harry Middleton and Richard Chaplow, as Darren Ferguson looked to

shore up the midﬁeld. In the 83rd Craig Alcock went into a tackle with Dale substitute, Peter Vincenti and despite the referee not awarding a free-kick, both players were booked. Then a few minutes later, Alcock was shown a second yellow and Rovers had to play added time with ten men. The substitutions, combined with the red card, resulted in ﬁve minutes of additional time being indicated. As time looked to be up Rochdale were awarded a free-kick on the half way line. Rovers appeared to have seen the danger out, however the ball was sent back into the penalty area and hit the bar, before bouncing to centre back Canavan, who hit home, to snatch 2 points off Rovers in cruel circumstances.

Andy Butler was adamant that he and has Rovers teammates have not given up on their battle for survival in League One despite late heartache against Rochdale at the weekend. “Whenever you concede a 96th minute goal it’s a kick in the teeth but we take the positives, it’s a better performance than we’ve had over the last few weeks,” said the defender. “You can see that we’ve not given up here, we’ll battle on and there’s 18 points to play for and that’s what we’ve got to look at. The fans were brilliant, they’re still behind us, we’re playing for them and we’ll get there.” Butler said that the team will continue to ﬁght to get away from the threat of relegation when they travel to Bury on Saturday. “There’s no point in being negative now this game has gone, we look at Bury away.”

deﬂection of a home defender, to wrongfoot Camp and ﬁnd the heart of the home goal. The visitors were lifted by the equaliser and Bridcutt tried his luck from distance which forced Camp to smartly tip over the bar before Wood headed over from Dallas’ corner in the next Leeds attack. The game took a dramatic twist with two minutes remaining when Rotherham launched a quick counter attack and Danny Ward showed opportunism to spot Frecklington at the far post and Bellusci made a hash of

an attempted clearance and the Rotherham midﬁelder looked to round Silvestri, who dumped him to the ﬂoor, prompting the referee to show his second red card of the afternoon. As Leeds had used their allocated number of substitutes, Bellusci was forced to take on the goalkeeping gloves and Halford kept his nerve from the spot to slide the ball into the bottom corner of the goal to send the AESSEAL New York Stadium into ecstasy.

THE GREATEST PLAYER NEVER TO PLAY FOR ENGLAND? To get our readers well and truly in the mood for the forthcoming European Championships in June, John Webster commences a ten part special exploring the best players who probably should, but actually never did, represent their country. At the end of the series we

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side of England’s midﬁeld. With his electrifying pace that scared defenders to death regularly on a Saturday afternoon, surely Huckerby’s ability was an avenue that should have been explored. After leaving Coventry City, Huckerby went on to have spells with Leeds United, Manchester City, Nottingham Forest and Norwich City. The ﬂeet-footed winger continued to terrorise defenders and was twice voted Norwich City’s player of the year. A massive fan favourite at Carrow Road, Huckerby was also voted into the Canaries Hall of fame in 2004. Unfortunately for Huckerby, he probably enjoyed the best of his football whilst Glenn Hoddle was in charge. A call-up to the England B squad was the only reward he received for his endeavours. Considering the self-absorbed Hoddle was incompetent enough to leave Paul Gascoigne out of his ’98 World Cup squad, we probably shouldn’t be too surprised that Huckerby’s talent was overlooked too.

Born in Nottingham, Darren Huckerby not only has a fabulous name, but was also blessed with fantastic athleticism and explosive footballing ability. After starting out with Lincoln City as a Youngster, Huckerby soon made a three-division step up to the Premier league. Following a brief spell with Newcastle United, Huckerby got settled into top-ﬂight football with Coventry City. It was during his time at Coventry, that Huckerby struck up an effective partnership with Dion Dublin. His pace and dribbling ability, complimented by Dublin’s strength and holdup play, made them one of the most feared forward lines in the Premier League. It was easy to imagine Huckerby linking up well with Alan Shearer if given a chance. Huckerby wasn’t just a striker though, he was also dangerous when deployed on the wing. He may well have been the answer to the constant moans and groans regarding the left

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BLADES NEWS2015/16 BLADES BOUNCE BACK The Blades made it three successive home wins with an impressive display against third-placed Walsall, who suffered only their second away defeat of the campaign. First half goals from Chris Basham and Billy Sharp - ﬁve minutes apart saw the Blades rise to eighth in the table. Defenders Baptiste and Edgar returned to the starting XI with youngsters Whiteman and McGahey dropping to the bench. There was also a change in role for Basham, who began at right wing-back. The opening 20 minutes was a case of both sides sizing each other up, both goalkeepers were largely redundant, although Etheridge did dive when Adams shot wide. For the visitors, Demetriou’s free-kick struck the wall. Twice in one move the Blades went close on 25 minutes. Flynn found

Done on the overlap but the left-sided player’s shot was saved by Etheridge and from recycled possession Adams shot over. It was a sign that United were getting on top and the opening goal was not too far away, thanks to the wingbacks. Done’s deep cross between defence and goalkeeper was teasing and BASHAM arrived at the back post to head into the roof of the net. Mantom ﬁred at Long from 25 yards but with the next attack the Blades doubled the lead. Basham got the better of Henry on the right and although his cross was meant for Flynn, SHARP found the space to volley home from 12 yards, giving Etheridge little chance. Late in the half the opportunities were also being created by United. The all-action Basham ﬁred wide and Sharp’s header from Done was hacked clear.

The ﬁrst chance of the second half also fell to Basham, he volleyed over after a Coutts cross was only half cleared, whilst for the visitors Bradshaw was crowded out in the box following a corner. Hammond was booked and McGahey replaced Baptiste but the Blades remained in control as the game opened up. Coutts delivered a couple of free-kicks and Adams threatened to get clear with his pace. As the game entered the ﬁnal

15 minutes Forde ﬁred wide from outside the box, he then hit a free-kick into the wall twice - after McEveley fouled Sawyers. In injury-time Pennington headed over as the Blades professionally saw out the remaining moments and there was another opportunity to extend the advantage when Flynn, Sharp and Calvert-Lewin won possession but a corner was the end result, just moments before the ﬁnal whistle.

CROSBY’S WALSALL VERDICT

Assistant Manager Andy Crosby felt the Blades were full value for the 2-0 victory over promotion chasing Walsall at Bramall Lane on Saturday. First-half goals from Chris Basham and Billy Sharp paved the way for the success over Jon Whitney’s Saddlers, who had previously only lost one on the road in the league this term. And it was United’s desire and commitment, along with their ruthlessness in the penalty area that earnt Crosby’s praise. He remarked: “We performed really well and deservedly won the game “After Southend, we were written off by many, but we spoke about winning the next seven games and seeing where that took us, we have made a good start. “The fans demand effort ﬁrst and foremost and we won the majority of our man for man duels, we applied pressure on Walsall and that created an atmosphere. “We controlled the game and enjoyed plenty of possession in Walsall’s half which was our aim. When our front players defend as they did, we tell them they will get more chances because we will win the ball higher up the ﬁeld and the opposition won’t be as organised.” The former centre-half

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OWLS NEWS2015/16 FORESTIERI EDGES RECORDS FALL BUT CARLOS LOOKS AHEAD TO ROVERS OWLS UPWARDS A Fernando Forestieri goal seven minutes from time gave the Owls a vital win at Huddersfield on Saturday. A low-key derby seemed to be heading for a stalemate until the livewire striker slid in at the back post to give the visitors victory. Prior to that decisive moment, it was a game where opportunities were thin on the ground with few talking points. But the moment that mattered came once again from the Owls’ in-form striker, who claimed his 14th and arguably most important goal of the season. The momentum was with Wednesday from the start and Ross Wallace went close with a long ranger inside the first five minutes. The Scot then fired in a free kick from equal distance that deflected off the wall and into the grateful arms of Jed Steer as the Owls bossed possession. Huddersfield offered little in the first half, with a daisycutter from Tommy Smith the hosts’ only effort on target. For all their dominance, though, Wednesday struggled to create any

real openings and both teams went down the tunnel looking to up the ante if the points were to be claimed. The Owls did exactly that and almost took the lead on 56 minutes. Former Town defender Jack Hunt dinked a neat cross that landed kindly for Aiden McGeady to pick his spot but Joel Lynch headed off the line. Hunt went close himself on 73 minutes, ﬁring inches over the

top having taken a clever pull-back from Atdhe Nuhiu. Forestieri took aim from 25 yards moments later and smashed narrowly wide but went one better with seven minutes to go. Lucas Joao powered forward down the left channel and delivered a teasing ball to the back stick, where Forestieri was on hand to slot home and cement Wednesday’s place in the coveted top six.

Wednesday’s recent defensive resilience has seen the club break one record this week and move a step closer to another. Four successive clean sheets away from home set a new record and took the tally to 15 for the season – two short of the overall club record for a single campaign. But Carlos Carvalhal says nothing has changed with regard his football philosophies and although delighted with the strength of the Owls’ rearguard, the head coach says his primary focus is winning games and entertaining. He explained: “I never

said that I like to take goals, I said I prefer to win 5-4 than 1-0 and I still say the same. If you don’t do mistakes on the defensive side of the game then I am happy but not all the goals belong to defensive mistakes, it can be the quality of the opponent. If the quality of the opponent can do ﬁve goals against us and if our quality can do six, then I prefer to win 6-5 than 1-0. “But if you ask me do I like not to concede any goals then of course I like it. But to be happy we must score the minimum of one goal to win because our ﬁrst priority is to win

the games. I am here in the role of the coach, I am not a defender anymore and this is my philosophy. I like to do goals and play attractive football and for my players to express the talent they have.” During the pre-match press conference ahead of Tuesday’s clash with Blackburn, he added: “The players deserve what they are living at the moment, they have been fantastic, all of them. All of them are improving, they are better players with better value in this moment individually because the collective is working.”

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Fernando Forestieri scored the allimportant goal to seal victory at the John Smith’s Stadium but post-match, the emphasis from the 26-year-old was firmly on the team. Forestieri – now on 14 goals for the campaign, the most prolific season of his career – says his achievements in front of goal would not be possible without his team mates. Lucas Joao provided a wonderful assist for Forestieri to slide the ball home at the back stick to snatch a late victory over Huddersfield and after the game he said: “I’m so happy but when I score, I say in every interview if it wasn’t for my team mates, I can’t score these goals. So I want to say thank you to

them. At Huddersﬁeld it was Lucas, if he didn’t run for me then I don’t score the goal. I think we had every player playing so good, we are all together and I think every single player played very well.” Wednesday have little time to let the dust settle on the Yorkshire derby success with a home clash against Blackburn

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