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ALBERT SNODGRASS
It’s really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
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Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me.
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.
I told him: “My door is always open.”
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “It’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.
Sorry sir, we don’t serve time travelers here. A time traveller walks into a bar.
Don’t you just hate that situation when you’re picking up your bags at the airport, and everyone’s luggage is better than yours. Worse case scenario.
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it! It’s spam.
Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist. It was a best cellar.
You know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2.
I just found out that my new electric toothbrush is not waterproof. I was shocked.
