guide room bingo! ‘T I S T H E S E AS O N TO GE T J O L LY, FA L A L A L A L A L A L A L A L A . A N D THAT – A LON G WI TH T H E FACT T H AT W E H AV E T H E M ATURI TY OF 12-Y EA R-OLDS – I S WHY WE HAVE DEVI S E D A D R I N K I N G GA M E BAS E D O F F T H E CLI CHED I N STAGRA MMI N G MUS I N GS OF FLY FI S HI N G G U I D ES, S O - CA L L E D “ P U B L I C F I GURES ” A N D A MBASSA DORS VY I N G FOR REL EVA N CE. ESP ECI AL LY W H E N T H E PO O R B U G GERS A RE ON THEI R OFF-S EAS ON , THEY A RE OFTE N FOUN D S I T T I NG AT H O M E C H U RNI N G OUT I MAGES FROM THEI R MASS I VE A RCHI VES OF O B S C E NE LY L A RGE F I S H . A RE WE J EA LOUS ? GUI LTY AS CHA RGED.
ONE MAN’S INSTA-GLORY IS ANOTHER’S STRAF-DOP. HERE’S HOW TO PL AY.
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YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE PERSON. THE PERSON KNOWN FOR TAKING THE MOST SELFIES STARTS. OPEN THE INSTAGRAM APP AND SCROLL FOR ONE MINUTE WITH WITNESSES. IF, WHILE SCROLLING, YOU COME ACROSS ANY OF THE FOLLOWING PHRASES (OR APPROXIMATIONS THEREOF), YOU NEED TO SHOUT BINGO! AND CONSUME THE CORRESPONDING PENALTY. IF YOU ARE KNOWN AND SHOWN BY ONE OF YOUR COMPETITORS TO HAVE USED ANY OF THESE PHRASES, THEY CAN PUNISH YOU WHEN IT IS THEIR TURN. MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PERSON. THE SOBEREST PERSON WHEN PHONES ARE ALL DEAD IS THE WINNER, IT’S THAT SIMPLE.
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D IS C L A IM E R : D ON ’ T D R INK AND D R I V E O R D O ANY T H I NG E LS E ST U P I D.
