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QUALITY DOG GROOMING
“Your pets health & happiness is our priority”
$5.00 Off a groom
for your dog or cat Strathmore, AB Melissa David 403-923-8983
Expires: January 31st, 2011
Dog Groomer
quality.grooming@hotmail.com
COLOUR business cards for the price of black and white!!
(maximum qty 1000. One name and design only, with original coupon, no photocopies)
ONE YEAR FREE website hosting with the purchase of website design!!
119 Second Ave. Strathmore, AB Phone: 403-983-2727 service@assistbusinesscentre.ca
OR (must have original coupon, no copies)
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EGGNOG COOKIES
2 1/4 cups flour • 1 teaspoon baking powder • 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon • 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg •1 1/4 cups white sugar • 3/4 cup butter, softened • 1/2 cup eggnog • 1 teaspoon vanilla • 2 large egg yolks Preheat oven to 300 degrees. In a bowl, combine all the dry ingredients Together. In a large bowl, cream together the sugar and butter until it resembles a grainy paste. Add eggnog, vanilla and egg yolks and beat at medium speed until smooth. Add the flour mixture and beat at low speed until blended. Do not over mix. Drop by teaspoons onto ungreased baking sheet, inch apart. Sprinkle lightly with additional nutmeg. Bake for 23-25 minutes or until bottoms turn light brown. Transfer from pans immediately to cool.
Don’t forget to hang the mistletoe this Christmas. Hang a favorite Christmas ornament from your cars rearview mirror. Be the first to wish everyone you meet a Merry Christmas. Don’t count calories from December 15th through January 2nd. Take a basket of goodies to a notoriously grumpy Neighbour. Mend a broken relationship with someone during the holidays. Take a basket of goodies to your local fire and police stations.
Make an effort to attend every Christmas party you’re invited to, even if you can only stay a few minutes. Adopt a needy family for the holidays. Let members of your family buy a present for the person closest to their own age. Sprinkle confetti in your Christmas card envelopes. Take a holiday family photograph each year in the same spot, such as by a favourite tree in your yard. In years to come, you’ll have a wonderful record of the growth of your family, as well as of the tree.
November 16 to November 30/10
Receive 15% off lotion of your choice December 1 to December 31/10
Get 20% bonus on all gift certificate purchases January 2 to January 31/11
Save $10 off regular price of
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COUNTRY LANE MALL, STRATHMORE
SAK’S MUSIC CHESTERMERE Tel: 403.204.9988
#111 - 300 Merganser Dr. W.
20% OFF all reg priced merchandise, When you present this coupon. Excluding lessons and rentals. Expires Jan. 31/2011
HOURS: Mon. - Thurs. 11-9, Fri. 11-7, Sat 11-4, Sun - Closed
www.sakschestermere.com
Ideal Weigh Located in Strathmore
1/2 price registration (Value $50)
When you present this coupon Expires Jan31/2011
Call Donella for the next Information Session. Phone: 403-934-5653 or 403 652-0460
Bubbles
Fine Drycleaning & Coin Laundry
10% off Winter Coats Expires: January 31, 2011
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403-934-1807
316A 2nd Ave, Strathmore, AB Half a block west of the Legion downtown Strathmore
BUMPER STICKERS • Where there’s a will...I want to be on it. • It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better. • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? • Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home. • Always remember you’re unique... Just like everyone else. • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Keep Your Dogs and Cats Out of the Vet with
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Chill a dark sheet of construction paper. Take it and a child outside and rediscover the wonder of snowflakes. Rent a Santa Claus suit. Slip it on during your lunch hour and hand out candy canes to everyone in the office. Give a young member of your family the honour of placing the star or angel on top of the tree. Buy more Scotch tape, wrapping paper, and Christmas cards than you think you’ll need. Don’t give anyone a fruitcake. Don’t give a child underwear for Christmas.
Call a nursing home and get the names of five people who don’t often receive mail. Send each one a Christmas card and sign it “from Santa”. Tip someone who doesn’t expect it.
Lets Spa It Up!
The Spa for everyone!!
Save $10
Off Any Service Expires January 30 2011 Located at 322A 2nd Ave Open 3:00pm - 10:00pm (Tues-Sat)
Wait until Christmas morning to place Jesus in your Nativity scene. Wear outrageous Christmas socks. Don’t forget whose birthday we’re celebrating this Christmas.
403-983-5562
20% Off clothing & lotions
OR minutes free with purchase of any tanning package.
25% more
(limit of one per customer, cannot be combined with other offers) Expires: January 31, 2011 104-95 Brent Boulevard. Strathmore, AB
403-934-9610 • Mon - Fri: 9am - 9pm • Sat & Sun: 10am - 5pm
Christmas Berry Mocha Fudge
Don’t forget the batteries this Christmas.
1/2 cup butter • 1 (12-ounce) can of evaporated milk • 3-1/2 cups granulated sugar • 1 heaping tablespoon instant coffee • 10 ounces Hershey’s Raspberry chocolate chips • 2 ounces (2 squares) bittersweet chocolate • 7 ounces marshmallow cream 1 teaspoon vanilla
After opening the presents, hug all your family members and tell them they are the best gift of all.
In a heavy saucepan melt the butter. Add evaporated milk, sugar, and coffee. Bring to a rolling boil, stirring constantly until the temperature reaches 235 F. Remove from heat and raspberry chocolate chips and the bittersweet chocolate. Stir the mixture until all ingredients are melted. Add the marshmallow creme and stir until blended. Stir in the vanilla. Pour into a lightly greased 9” X 13” baking pan. Cut into 1-inch squares when cooled.
Lar-Don Rentals Ltd. Bus: 403-934-3727
$20.00 Off any new equipment
purchase untill December 31, 2010 with this coupon being present at time of purchase. The coupon will be valid with any other discounts on Echo powered equipment.
15 Spruce Lane, Strathmore Fax: 403-934-3849
Country Farmhouse Bring in this coupon before December 23 and receive
15% off gift store purchases.
Spend over $250 (with discount) and receive a
FREE regular size bowl of soup and a sandwich. Not to be used in conjunction with other specials. 15% off expires December 23rd Free soup & sandwich promo expires Jan 30, 2011
Phone 403-734-2593 to book parties or check out our website at
www.countryfarmhouse.ca
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Choose a Christmas tree that’s a little too big for the room. Decorate the backs of dining chairs with bows or stockings this Christmas. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peace
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you’re home. ~Carol Nelson
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
~Mary Ellen Chase
There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries. ~W.J. Cameron
Striking Nails
S triking N a ils 10% Off first service or Free nail art New client special
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~Larry Wilde
Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. ~Carrie Latet
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. ~Katharine Whitehorn
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away. ~Eva Logue
10% off first service or Free Nail Art
(sparkle gel, rhinestones or decals) New client special
(sparkle gel, rhinestones or decals)
Expires: January 31, 2011
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Sorry for eating the peanuts
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!” “That’s okay, dearie,” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway.”
NUTRITION’S NEW DIRECTION
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Crocodile is longer Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide. Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let’s look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is green only on the top. Therefore, the crocodile is longer than it is green. Lemma 2. The crocodile is greener than it is wide: Let’s look at the crocodile. It is green along its length and width, but it is wide only along its width. Therefore, the crocodile is greener than it is wide. From Lemma 1 and Lemma 2 we conclude that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.
Audrey's
Consignment Boutique Bring in a donation for X-mas hamper & receive 25% off any 1 item per visit
104 3rd Ave unit #9, Strathmore AB
Phone: 403-983-8414
Email: audreysboutique@shaw.ca
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’ ~Dave Barry
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. ~Harlan Miller
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year ~Thomas Tusser
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmas time. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. ~P.J. O’Rourke
Galactic
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Save $50
on a new website before Jan 31, 2010
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Phone: 403-519-4559 galacticwebsites@gmail.com
Over 1000 bolts of quilting, cottons and flannels!
10% Off
with this coupon Expires January 31st, 2011 Only 1 per customer
Phone 403-934-3832
104 – 3rd Avenue Strathmore, AB
www.cottonandcandy.ca
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MAGAZINE
$15 off a quarter page ad JANUARY $25 off a half page ad ISSUE 39 $45 off a full page ad ONLY! Not valid if you already get a discount. Applies to one ad only. Expires December 17th, 2010
I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a holiday which is filled with tedium; that many people dread the day and the obligation to give Christmas presents is a nightmare to weary, bored souls; that the children of enlightened parents no longer believe in Santa Claus; that all in all, the effort to be happy and have pleasure makes many honest hearts grow dark with despair instead of beaming with good will and cheerfulness. ~Julia Peterkin, A Plantation Christmas, 1934
And the Grinch, with his Grinchfeet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ‘till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. ~Dr. Seuss Wouldn’t life be worth the living Wouldn’t dreams be coming true If we kept the Christmas spirit All the whole year through? ~Author Unknown
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~Kin Hubbard Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year. ~P.J. O’Rourke The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. ~Jay Leno There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ~Erma Bombeck
Coreena's
Waxing & Sugaring Salon quality, Not salon pricing
$5 OFF Any Treatment Expires: January 31, 2011
127 Hillcrest Blvd. Strathmore, AB 403-701-5064 or 403-901-1930 icahunter@telusplanet.net
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