The Oldie magazine January 2022 issue No 408

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Harry Mount reveals the funniest, saddest and wisest things he read, saw and heard in 2021

Christmas commonplaces When a director told me, ‘A drunk is a man trying to walk straight and speak properly. You’re an actor trying to walk crooked and slur your speech.’ Michael Caine’s defining moment

Great minds: Michael Caine; Lord Byron by Thomas Phillips (1813); Fred Astaire in You’ll Never Get Rich (1941)

He had learned by the age of 20 a lesson it took me half a lifetime to learn: namely that there was nothing that could not be said and no one to whom one could not say it. Alan Bennett on Russell Harty (1934-88) Don’t just do something. Sit there. Buddhist monk Thich Nhat Hanh (b 1926) The ventriloquist’s big problem: six letters of the alphabet – m, b, p, v, w and f – are impossible to pronounce without moving your lips. You’re a mix of butler, cheerleader, Hitler, psychiatrist and artist. Michael Winner on being a film director Dialogue is the ‘part of a book readers never skip’. Elmore Leonard All nice rooms are a bit shabby. The Mitford test of interior décor Show the dance from head to toe without close-up, film it in as few takes as possible and run it from start to finish without reaction shots. Fred Astaire’s rules for filming dance. ‘Either the camera will dance,’ he said, ‘or I will.’ 22 The Oldie January 2022

There are some men who mind more about enjoying their work than about what they are paid for it and where they stand in the hierarchy. So why, when a woman does the same, should it be taken for granted that she is brainwashed? Diana Athill, Stet It was not until 887, when he was nearly 40, that Alfred the Great started reading and translating Latin. Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed beauty without vanity, strength without insolence, courage without ferocity and all the virtues of man without his vices. Lord Byron’s epitaph to his dog, Boatswain (1803-08)

Money, fame and wisdom are the booby prizes of the elderly. Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant I am writing a very beautiful book, to bring tears, about very rich, beautiful, high-born people who live in palaces and have no troubles except what they make themselves and those are mainly the demons sex and drink, which after all are easy to bear, as troubles go nowadays. Evelyn Waugh writes to Coote Lygon about Brideshead Revisited, 1944


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Ask Virginia Ironside

10min
pages 98-104

Taking a Walk: Maiden Castle, Dorset Patrick

3min
page 86

Overlooked Britain: Cardiff

6min
pages 84-85

On the Road: Dominic West

3min
pages 87-88

Beatrix Potter’s Lake District

6min
pages 82-83

First Old Bailey woman judge

3min
page 81

Bird of the Month: Greylag

2min
page 80

Drink Bill Knott

5min
page 75

Television Frances Wilson

5min
page 68

Exhibitions Huon Mallalieu

2min
pages 71-72

Music Richard Osborne

3min
page 69

Film: Operation Mincemeat

3min
page 66

Golden Oldies Rachel Johnson

4min
page 70

Media Matters

4min
page 63

History David Horspool

4min
page 62

The Rector’s Daughter, by F M Mayor A N Wilson

3min
page 61

The Vanishing: The Twilight of Christianity in the Middle East, by Janine di Giovanni

4min
pages 55-56

On Getting Better, by Adam

4min
pages 59-60

Lady of Spain: A Life of Jane Dormer, Duchess of Feria, by Simon Courtauld David

2min
pages 57-58

These Precious Days, by Ann

3min
pages 53-54

Putting the Rabbit in the Hat by Brian Cox Michael

4min
pages 51-52

Æthelred the Unready, by Richard Abels Hugo Gye

3min
pages 49-50

Readers’ Letters

7min
pages 44-45

Postcards from the Edge

4min
page 40

The Doctor’s Surgery

3min
page 43

Town Mouse

4min
page 34

Britain’s oddest bets

6min
pages 36-39

Country Mouse

4min
page 35

Small World Jem Clarke

4min
page 33

Life’s scoreboard

4min
page 32

The metals of Christmas

4min
pages 30-31

Z Cars at 60

6min
pages 24-25

The heyday of Studio 54

6min
pages 28-29

My husband’s sad death at

4min
page 27

Back to university at 68

4min
page 26

Christmas quotes

5min
pages 22-23

The Old Un’s Notes

6min
pages 5-6

In search of a good carer

4min
pages 20-21

Hello, grim reaper

4min
page 19

Bliss on Toast

2min
pages 7-8

Grumpy Oldie Man

4min
pages 10-11

My part in Oliver

7min
pages 16-18

Unhappy birthdays in

3min
pages 12-13

Gyles Brandreth’s Diary

4min
page 9
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