Olive Press Mallorca Issue 183

FUN AND GAMES

These are the beach clubs that offer luxury facilities and top class cuisine - at a serious price

See pages 6 and 7

We won’t stop!

PROTESTORS have called another demonstration against mass tourism.

It is due to take place on July 21 and will involve all four of the Balearic Islands.

The Menys Turisme, Mes Vida (less tourism, more life) group is behind the protest.

It is set to break Palma’s previous historic march, which saw over 10,000 people take to the streets on May 25.

Now, those who took part in May’s action will be joined by unions and tourism workers.

The demonstration will focus on the Balearic Islands’ current housing crisis.

Margalida Ramis, one of the leaders of the protest group stated they will not stop until tourism is reduced on the islands.

According to the environmentalist, they have a ‘constant trickle of actions’ planned at least until the end of summer.

JUNE MONSOON

Tourist season kicks off with the airport shut down, ground crew swimming and restaurant tables floating away

By Walter Finch

MALLORCA’S tourist season has been hit for six just as it is getting underway by historic rainfall and flooding the likes of which have not been seen in almost a decade.

The sudden and unexpected storm dumped 90mm of rainfall at its peak.

The unseasonal monsoon broke the previous record for June of 56mm set in 1991 and caused chaos at Palma airport.

There were barely believable scenes of ground crew swimming in the floods and passengers peering out of the window as their plane was submerged on the runway.

Inside the airport, holidaymakers witnessed torrents of water cascading from the ceilings of terminals and waves gushing into the airport through doors and windows.

Flooding grounded all planes for an hour while incoming flights were forced to divert.

The entire airport came to its knees as the backlog of flights took hours

to an estimated 100 flights at Palma airport caused delays in London and Paris and other airports in Spain.

For tourists arriving on the island for a sunshine getaway, things got even worse once they eventually made it out of the airport, through the traffic jams and into the city. The storm's fury had overwhelmed local drainage systems, turning streets into canals and wreaking havoc on restaurants and shops in the surrounding areas.

Restaurateurs and business owners in the popular Playa de Palma have described their predicament as a ‘nightmare’. They will have to grapple with the costs of damage and clean up just as they were expecting an influx of tourists.

Some beachfront restaurants saw water levels reach half a metre, forcing staff to scramble to rescue their food and drink inventory as their tables floated away.

The positive news, however, is that there have been no reports of serious injuries - unlike in the last serious floods to strike the island.

Other survivors in the town had to swim for their lives as 200mm of rain fell in four hours. to clear. The

A British couple were among 12 people to die in flash floods that swept across Mallorca in 2018.

JUST CHAMPION!

FRENCH Open champion, Carlos Alcaraz, 21, has let loose in Ibiza, celebrating his victory with a karaoke session.

Alcaraz won the prestigious title on Sunday, beating the experienced Alexander Zverev.

He then travelled to Ibiza with friends, footballer Sergio Reguilon, his brother Diego and businessman, Charlie Cuellar.

They shared videos of the group eating in the iconic Roto restaurant, before enjoying a night of karaoke at SWAG

Ibiza. According to the Diario de Ibi za the group shouted ‘Champions!’, ‘Long live Spain’. Alcaraz is the youngest-ever player to have three Slams on different surfaces - clay, grass, and hard court. His tennis hero, Manacor’s Rafael Nadal, 38, took to congratulate the rising star, tell ing him: “Congratulations for this immense victory... very happy for your successes!”

They drowned when they found themselves trapped in a taxi as sudden waters engulfed Sant Llorenç des Cardassar.

BIBLICAL: The storms flooded the airport leaving ground staff to swim

Tragic fall

A GERMAN tourist aged 45 died after falling from the wall of Santa Maria Cathedral on Wednesday, June 5.

Tom cruising

MISSION Impossible star, Tom Cruise, visited Mallorca by piloting his own plane, on Sunday after spending a few days in Sevilla.

Ibiza outrage

AN advertised waitress position in Ibiza has ignited social media outrage after a woman revealed she was expected to work 77 hours a week.

Rent owed

A WOMAN is trying to reclaim €6,000 paid in rent after learning her landlord was illegally occupying and subletting the Ibiza property.

Note worthy

A WOMAN has been freed in Tenerife after being held captive for a month. She escaped by sending a neighbour notes pleading for help.

EMAILS LINK TO MADDIE

EXCLUSIVE: Brueckner had four emails in 2007, one linking him to the ‘murder’

THE Olive Press can reveal Christian Brueckner was using at least four email accounts at the time Madeleine McCann was abducted in Portugal. And one of these, seized by cops, has been dubbed as the ‘murder’ account by a detective in a German court. While its inbox had been deleted from the start of 2007, Titus Stampa confirmed that police had retrieved its outbox with ‘disgusting’ incriminating material.

We can reveal the expat sex offender also used one in his name and another email moneytime7@hotmail.de to send and receive child pornography. Others included ‘magicame@

By Jon Clarke

mail.de’ and ‘5grosser@hotmail.com’, police sources in Germany told the Olive Press Detectives, who secured data from Microsoft and Meta in 2019, believe many emails were deleted soon after an investigation into Brueckner was launched in 2013.

Snatch

German prosecutors believe he snatched and killed British toddler Maddie, then three, from her holiday apartment in Praia da Luz, in May 2007. Stampa refused to divulge any

A BRITISH man threatened a Palma taxi driver before trying to escape bv bus, where police arrested him. The incident happened at around 7am last Thursday when the Brit, 48, got into a cab behaving abusively.

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‘murder’ emails at Braunschweig Court. He was only able to give out information linked to the current case involving three rapes and two child abuse offences taking place in Portugal, between 2000 and 2017.

Brueckner, who lived for long periods in Portugal and Spain, used various online nicknames on Facebook and Skype at the time, signing up via Hotmail.

In particular, he was working closely with a German undertaker, called Frank S, who was helping him buy and sell child porn.

In one conversation from 2013

An intense row ensued with the Brit producing an awl - used for piercing holes in materials - and threatened to stab the taxi driver with it.

The driver got out of his cab and ran off, while the Brit also ran away, having stolen the cabby’s mobile phone.

The Brit jumped on a bus - and was promptly locked in by the quick-thinking bus driver, who managed to evacuate the other passengers and the call the police.

EXPOSED: Monster’s emails

Brueckner - who used the nickname ‘Holger Wahnsinn’ meaning ‘Madness of Holger’ - told the man he planned to snatch a child and abuse her for days.

He added he would make ‘lots of short films’ and ‘document exactly how she is tormented’. He also told of his rape fantasy involving a mother and a daughter who he kept imprisoned.

Later, expanding it into a 24page document, the ‘mother-daughter story’ involved him kidnapping a child and abusing her in front of her mother.

Brutal

“It was remarkably brutal,” Stampa explained, adding that Brueckner had told pals ‘this is just the beginning’.

The Olive Press can reveal Stampa was one of two detectives who went to America to interview rape victim Diana Menkes, 72, before her trial for which Brueckner is currently in prison serving seven years.

Brueckner denies the charges. The trial continues.

Fine time

A BRITISH tourist aged 19 has been slapped with a €480 fine and ordered to pay €1,600 damages after he trashed two hotel rooms.

The youngster pleaded guilty to causing criminal damage as well as resisting arrest, via videoconference.

The incident began at 7.20am on July 28, 2023, when the man jumped from one fourthfloor balcony room to another, smashing the glass door on the terrace to gain entry. Later the same day he again smashed a glass door after jumping from balcony to balcony.

Police were called and the man, who was drunk, displayed a belligerent attitude to the officers, continually hurling expletives at them in English.

MICHAEL Barrymore, the con troversial former TV host turned TikTok star, has revealed he is moving to Spain in search of a ‘better quality of life’.

In a TikTok video posted to his 2.9million followers, Bar rymore, 72, said he would be moving to Catalunya this summer.

The comedian told his fol-

STRIKING IT LUCKY

lowers he was searching for a property near Girona or Lloret del Mar.

The Bermondsey-born entertainer reached his peak of popularity in the mid-1990s as he hosted shows including Strike It Lucky Kids Say the Funniest Things.

However, Barrymore’s career came to a sudden end following the death of Stuart Lubbock, 31, under suspicious circumstances in a swimming pool at the entertainer’s home in Essex.

A TV comeback on ITV’s Dancing on Ice was scuppered when he broke a wrist in rehearsals.

Taylor made

She is the master of working a crowd, writes

THERE is no mistaking Taylor Swift is a master at working a crowd.

As 67,000 people buzzed in anticipation, a huge clock ticked down with the screams of fans getting louder as each second passed.

A chill passed through me as echoes of each of her 11 albums rippled through the Bernabeu stadium. The feverish ness of the crowd con trasted with the calm music, pastels and swaying petals on stage. Suddenly, Swift was revealed centre stage, launching straight into song.

SPECTACLE: A packed stadium included Yzabelle (inset above)

THE inaugural world championship series of all-electric power boat races brought a sprinkling of stardust to Spain.

The E-1 teams are backed by star names like actor Will Smith and former American football star, Tom Brady. But it was American Latino singer, Marc Anthony and his Team Miami that came out on top in the battle between eight contenders in a series of knock-out heats held over two days in Marbella’s Puerto Banus. Choppy conditions made things tricky, but Erik Stark and Anna Glennon led Team Miami to overall victory ahead of Will Smith's Westbrook Racing.

I was dizzy trying to keep up with my nerve clenching excitement, belting out the lyrics and taking in the spectacle all at once.

Many dismiss Swift as simply a pop star but for many young women, her songs have

accompanied them as they grew up.

Her career now spans 20 years and The Eras Tour covers them all.

Some three hours and 15 minutes long, the show is an astonishing feat with at least 46 songs, 16 costume changes and dozens of dances, props and sets. Sure, the fireworks, smoke and lights helped, but it’s Swift’s cheeky and confident stage presence that makes the show. She is constantly smiling and laughing, twirling her hair and dancing around the stage to engage every Swiftie in the crowd.

From the upbeat 1989 to the

Electric stars

Folklore, she transitioned seamlessly through each

or album.

Videos appearing on the giant stage screens set the tone for the next part of the show, all while building the crowd’s overflowing excitement.

In the Reputation era, a snake slid down the stage, transitioning to a pair of knee high boots and then, Taylor herself appeared, perfectly syncing with the video.

The production was flawless, exhilarating and unlike anything I had ever seen.

But it didn’t all happen onstage.

Glitter

Each attendee was given a light up bracelet which changed colour according to the song. When they formed the LGBT flag for You Need to Calm Down or shined purple for Enchanted, it was heartwarming to feel connected with thousands of other fans.

Through fireworks, sequined outfits and flames, Swift never faltered and by the final song, I couldn’t believe it was over.

As I left the stadium, sweaty, exhausted and coated in glitter, I felt incredibly grateful and sure I wouldn’t forget this night for a long time.

Sensational Sarandon

GRANDE Dame

filmstar and producer Susan Sarandon, 77, proved she has still ‘got it’ when she turned up on the red carpet in Madrid.

She was one of the most eye-catching celebrities at the ELLE Style Awards. Sarandon, who won an oscar for Dead Man Walking in 1995, arrived for the gala at the Palacio de Cibeles in impeccable style wearing a black Armani-designed sequined gown with a keyhole cut-out.

Her footwear was a pair of strappy high-heeled sandals.

She styled her auburn hair into coiffed curls and added a slick of red lipstick to complete her look.

Her next project to hit the big screen is July’s release of the comedy The Fantastic Four in which her co-stars include Bette Midler.

Paris in Barcelona

PARIS Jackson, Michael Jackson’s daughter has been spotted in Barcelona. She was attending a fashion show put on by Spanish brand, Desigual. It came just hours after the singer, actress and model made a return to the runway in New York.

She modelled for Alexander Wang before hopping on an overnight flight to Catalunya. Paris was in the front row of the Desigual Spring/Summer show, next to Spanish actress Ester Esposito.

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‘era’

Yzabelle Bostyn

A DRUNK German tourist stole a €350,000 digger from a Playa de Palma quarry and destroyed it after overturning it. The incident happened on Sunday on the Cami Porciuncula.

A nearby resident contacted the company owner to tell her that a 26-year-old man had overturned the digger and had come to her home in a bloodied state, asking for help.

The Policia Nacional arrived

and arrested the tourist who claimed that he went into the quarry through a gap in the fence.

The company owner said the quarry was closed on Sunday lunchtime and that the digger - a 25-ton Fiat Hitachi W270had travelled 70 metres from its parking spot.

The businesswoman said the digger was now useless and she will have to buy a new one, as it is difficult to find a second-hand replacement.

FUMING!

A POLICE investigation is underway after ‘multiple expats’ discovered they were driving uninsured after an agent allegedly pocketed their money instead of filing their policies.

The Granada-based group told the Olive Press the boss of AXA agent, Autoescuela Orgiva, had vanished ‘owing thousands’.

They claim the owner of the long-standing business, Jose Manuel Arenas, pocketed the payments of at least 17 customers, seven of them expats.

“I’m worried it will take years to get my money back over this fraud,” victim Suzanne Rooney told the Olive Press. She lost ‘over €100’ to the scam after paying for her mo-

Fraud probe launched after expats discover they

are driving uninsured after agent ‘stole’ their fees

EXCLUSIVE

By Yzabelle Bostyn & Jo Chipchase

torbike insurance last year.

“I paid him directly in cash because I don’t trust anyone with my card details,” she explained.

“I don’t use my motorbike very often but I could have been stopped and fined at any time.”

In Spain, driving without insurance carries a hefty fine of up to €3,000.

She added: “What would have happened if I had got hurt or injured someone else?”

Local shopkeeper Leona Sylvie, of Camac, meanwhile, believed she was fully insured –until she went to the lo-

cal ITV station for her annual vehicle inspection.

“I was driving round with absolutely no insurance, having paid for a full year,” she explained.

“And this has happened to

THE BIG SWITCH OFF

FOUNDER of Facebook and Instagram, Mark Zuckerberg could face a fine after it was alleged , location transponders on his

€278 million yacht have been switched off illegally.

The Luxury Launches lifestyle web portal claims that the yacht, Launchpad, and its support vessel, Wingman, disabled their mandatory location transponders (AIS) on leaving Florida heading for Palma, where it is now moored at the Club de Mar.

The AIS is an important safety device and nearby vessels receiving the signal can see the heading and avoid a collision.

Switching off the AIS is against Spanish law and technically billionaire Zuckerberg could face a fine.

Another high-roller who has done the same thing several times is Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos.

multiple friends as well.”

The scandal has rocked the Alpujarras town of Orgiva, provoking the closure of the local AXA office and robbing locals of their jobs. It is rumoured the scam may have been motivated by personal problems as locals claim Arenas ‘regularly looks off his face.’

According to a Guardia Civil spokesperson, half a dozen Spaniards have so far filed official denuncias, but they are expecting more. “An investigation is underway,” he told the Olive Press.

Fellow agent Yolanda Fuenes, who has taken over the local AXA policies, confirmed to the Olive Press at least seven expats are involved so far and ‘over 10 Spaniards’. Local Facebook groups allege Arenas has pocketed money paid to convert UK driving licences to Spanish ones.

One expat victim, who asked to remain anonymous, told the Olive Press he had been waiting four years for his new licence, after paying Arenas €120 in January 2019.

Mallorca for Almodovar

The Room Next Door will be released on October 18, also featuring Tilda Swinton, Julianne Moore and John Turturro.

It is the Spaniards first feature film in English and was filmed between Madrid and New York in March and May this year.

Almodovar has previously released two short films in English, The Human Voice (2020) and Strange Way of Life (2023). The new film will be distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures in Spain, Italy, Germany and the UK.

Not good enough!

Expats and tourists demand better emergency services following deadly start to summer season

EMERGENCY services have been slammed over their handling of one of the deadliest ever starts to the summer along the Costa Blanca.

Over a 72-hour period starting on June 1, a total of five people lost their lives after getting into trouble at sea.

That death toll has since risen to 12.

This week, eyewitnesses told the Olive Press that authorities failed to act quickly enough, while one Brit blasted how a body was left lying on the shore ‘for ages’ in front of dozens of sunbathers.

Belgian computer information specialist Rob de Langhe, 60, was at Cala de la Fustera on June 1 when a 48-year-old Moldovan man got into difficulty in the water.

The lifeguard service for Benissa had not yet started for the summer and emergency services had to be called.

Rob, a qualified rescue swimmer, joined two other men in going into the sea.

“We battled for 20 minutes in heavy waves against the

What rain?

WATER restrictions are being put in place across Mallorca even in the face of historic rainfalls flooding the island.

The municipality of Banyalbufar introduced stringent measures in late May, restricting water consumption in the town centre between 4pm and 11pm. This was followed by a further restriction limiting individual water consumption to 75 litres per day.

Banyalbufar's measures also extended to a prohibition on filling swimming pools, watering gardens or lawns with municipal water, and cleaning terraces,

By Alex Trelinski

current to try to save the man, while policemen and emergency staff waited on the beach and were totally idle,” he told the Olive Press this week.

“I could not believe that they just stood around and so what do you do? As none of them took any initiative, I decided to go in, after two other people on the beach went in.”

Sadly all Rob and the other rescuers could do was recover the bather's body.

Rob said that paramedics did nothing until he went to see them himself to be treated for shock and exhaustion.

Body

He added: “I hope what happened provokes a discussion about what should be done to improve the situation in such tragic circumstances.

“Nobody with any lifeguard qualifications was present yet in nearby Moraira a lifeguard service started on

cars, or facades.

Following Banyalbufar's example, the municipality of Bunyola also issued a decree this week, imposing restrictions on garden watering, swimming pool filling, and cleaning terraces and vehicles.

Individual water consumption has been limited to 200 litres of drinking water per day per inhabitant.

Municipal authorities across Mallorca are urging residents to be more responsible with water in the face of the ongoing drought. They warned that if usage does not decrease stricter measures may be necessary to ensure everyone has access to drinking water.

TRAGEDY:

Body left lying on a beach show lifeguards are needed earlier

June 1.”

A total of 12 people have died in drownings in Alicante province since the start of the month, including fatalities in Benidorm and Calpe.”

It comes after one British expat said he was shocked after seeing a dead body lying on a

busy beach in Alicante. Paul H was enjoying an afternoon walk near Playa Cala Capitan at the start of June when he saw the corpse covered by a sheet. Paul told the Olive Press:

“People just looked and kept on sunbathing or walked past on the path above, all you could see was the person’s feet sticking out.”

He said a black van eventually came to collect the body.

SAVING SUNDAY

A LIFEGUARD has saved the lives of three children who were trapped by strong waves in a rocky area off the Cala Major.

Despite sustaining serious injuries, Leandro Staltari claims he ‘didn’t think twice’ about saving the kids.

The incident occurred on Sunday at around 10am.

Staltari had not yet begun his shift when he saw the endangered children, aged 11, 12 and 13.

He swam out to the group in an attempt to guide them to a nearby ladder but had enormous difficulty due to the current. Instead, he brought the kids to the ladder one by one and said that by the third, he ‘almost didn’t have any more energy to keep swimming.’

Nonetheless, all three were brought to shore safe and sound.

Emergency services attended the scene and both the children and Staltari were treated for various surface wounds and scratches.

KEEPING UP WITH THE CALA

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Many celebrities have visited Mallorca in recent years, including Roger Federer, Michael Douglas and Annie Lennox.

Knock out

WAYNE Lineker, 62, has been punched to the ground in Ibiza after defending a female friend. The businessman was left unconscious after being punched while waiting for a taxi in Sant Antoni.

The incident occurred at around 4 am this morning yesterday (Thursday). It is believed Wayne, the brother of ex-footballer Gary Lineker, fought with a group of men in an attempt to defend his female friend, who the men were bothering. In a video shared on X, Lineker tries to get into the taxi before meeting the group of men. One of them punches him in the face, causing Lineker to fall to the floor.

According to witnesses, he remained unconscious for at least six minutes.

A MALLORCAN actress, Victoria Luengo, is set to star in filmmaker Pedro Almodovar’s new movie.

KYLIE and Kendall Jenner holidayed in Mallorca last week, visiting popular beach spots.

posted pictures from their trip which took in the Cala del Torrent de Pareis. After arriving in a private boat, the sisters paddle boarded to shore before snapping some pictures.

an Instagram post, Kylie called the trip a ‘core memory.’

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OPINION

More lifeguards please!

RECORD tourist numbers bring all kinds of issues and not just the well-worn matter of ‘saturation’ in urban areas that has hit the headlines in recent months.

A spring rise in visitors to Alicante province means that town halls have to start beach lifeguard services a lot earlier.

An unprecedented total of 12 drownings so far this month is worrying news, and all this before the peak tourist season.

The fact that more and more people are coming to enjoy the seaside outside the traditional July and August period is prompted by cheaper off-peak flights and a desire to enjoy Spain’s warm spring climate.

To start lifeguard patrols in mid-June or even later is simply an out of date policy and is clearly costing lives.

There’s also a lottery where one municipality has a full lifeguard service in operation from June 1, while there is nothing in an adjoining area for weeks.

Yes, there has been a potent cocktail of sunny weather accompanied by strong winds whipping up waves and currents, but this month’s tragedies ought to be a reminder that welcoming as many tourists as possible brings responsibilities.

It’s hard to believe that so many lives would have been lost had there been staff patrolling beaches telling people not to go into the water because of the dangerous conditions.

We’ll hear stories from town halls saying they don’t have budgets to run lifeguard services for extra weeks, but that has to change.

Having safety campaigns is all well and good at the height of summer, but there’s clearly a problem that’s been sadly demonstrated this month, and lessons have to be taken on board to avoid a repeat next year or perhaps even this early autumn.

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Ben Pawlowski ben@theolivepress.es

Splashing the cash

Looking for a sunbed in Spain this summer? The prices go from €5 up to €3,000 depending on requirements, party size and snob value/bragging rights

IT’S become a hot topic among expats and tourists alike as Spring turns to Summer on the costas of Spain. And, no wonder, as the mercury starts to soar into the mid-30s with the main gripe being an apparent sharp rise in prices that can hardly be blamed on inflation.

By Yzabelle Bostyn

And then you’ve got the usual sunbed ‘wars’ as the masses descend on the big resorts like Benidorm, Benalmadena and Magaluf.

An elegant enclave in British favourite Torrevieja, Makala Beach Club offers luxurious hammocks and VIP areas. Perfect for those who like the finer things, the ‘Zona VIP’ is available for €500 but the good news is, that includes a €500 tab and a Balinese bed. Hammocks are available for €250, again with the total price available to spend on food and drinks.

LuLu Beachclub, Xabia

In stylish Xabia, or Javea, LuLu Beachclub is a boho, botanical paradise with mountain views.

During the high season, sunbeds are available for €75 per person, including a bottle of water. Sunbed hire also includes a €50 minimum spend per person.

On the higher end of the scale is the Veuve Clicquot Lounge, at €325 during the high season. It includes a bottle of Veuve Clicquot, a fruit bowl and a bottle of water. Again, there is a minimum spend, this time of €165.

EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS

Some three million UK citizens previously disenfranchised can vote again on July 4

WITH the UK general election due on July 4, there is still time to register for the vote - but you will have to hurry as the deadline is 11.59pm on June 18. Legislation that came into force in January has restored the voting rights of over three million Brits who have lived outside the UK for more than 15 years. The move represents the biggest increase in the British electoral franchise since the introduction of full female suffrage in 1928. British citizens, eligible Irish citizens and citizens of Crown

By Ben Pawlowski

the hordes are already sneaking out at dawn, piling up sunbeds and queuing up from 7am. But the main complaints seem to be coming in from angry readers, writing that prices nowadays are soaring to the skyhigh rates seen in

Towels at the ready, Ibiza, Marbella and the more exclusive parts of Mallorca.

Well, if you were wondering how much you could be spending at your favourite chiringuito or hip beach club this sum -

This luxury enclave hosts the rich and famous and guarantees ‘the good life’. Belgian-owned, it covers ‘9,000 square metres of style, luxury and glamorous indulgence’, and it understandably has prices to match. At the lowest end of the scale a day in paradise on a three-person sunbed goes for €195. If you prefer the high life, the club’s most expensive option is the

Dependencies can now register to vote as long as they were either previously registered to vote in the UK or were previously resident in the UK. Before beginning the process of registration, prospective voters will require proof of ID and a former UK address. Acceptable documentation for this includes: a UK driving licence (current or expired); council tax statement; credit card statement; utility or mobile phone bill; letter from an insurance company; correspondence from HMRC or

‘Super VIP Square’ package costing €1,150 for 12 people. It includes three 75cl bottles of vodka but beware, if you book on a Saturday, there is a further €1,200 minimum spend.

“It’s a really intense but fun place to work,” explained one former waiter, who did seven seasons at the club. “The buzz gets more and more frenetic as the afternoon goes on and the tips are often off the scale. You can make a great living off them alone.”

the Department for Work and Pensions; P45, P60 form or a payslip; bank / building society passbook or a local authority rent book.

If you are unable to provide satisfactory evidence of your ID and former UK address, there will be the option of providing an attestation - you will need to ask someone (not a relative), who is over 18 and registered to vote in the UK, to attest to the details you provide. British citizens living overseas can register to vote on the gov. uk website. When applying to the electoral register, expats should use the last address where they were registered as a UK resident. Any eligible voters previously resident in the UK, even as children, but who have never been registered to vote, can apply by using their last UK address.

Once registered to vote, British expats will need to renew their registration every three years, before November 1.

Ocean Club, Puerto Banus

RIVALS: Keir Starmer and Rishi Sunak

€1,150

Makala Beach Club, Torrevieja

mer, read on, as the Olive Press has compared a few of the famous luxury venues with the bog-standard average joints. From upmarket Puerto Banus to up-andcoming Valencia, there are options for ev -

ery budget and taste, with prices soaring from just €5 up to a staggering €3,000 per sunbed.

It’s big business, with one inland pool club away from the beach in inland Marbella al -

A bit more purse friendly, Nikki Beach has single sunbeds for €50 in their ‘barefoot luxury’ beach club.

Alongside sunbeds, punters can enjoy an ‘incredible ambiance, unforgettable music and entertainment.’

Heading upscale, the VIP Pool Beds can fit up to six guests, coming at €1,100.

However, this includes €950 of drinks and a bed facing the pool and DJ.

For luxury Marina Beach offers a true taste of luxury for those who like the high life. Hammocks cost as little as €20, but prices can vary drastically depending on demand.

Premium options rise to up to €80 per person, with both sun and shade options.

The club has a resident DJ, two restaurants and holds parties year round.

There are plenty of famous upmarket beach clubs in Ibiza, with Tanit and Nassau, among the most

A similar venue, Coco Beach, offers hammocks for €200 and umbrellas for €100 in the heart of Playa Talamanca, where

legedly taking €600,000 over one recent weekend.

Here, we do a comparison between some of the most popular beach clubs from across the country.

If you thought Valencia was cheap, welcome to Huelva. The little-known coastal region is a favourite of Colombian pop star Maluma and for good reason. Huelva has unspoilt beaches, vivid sunsets and plenty of nature in the Doñana National Park. Enjoy it from just five euros at the Platinum Garden Club. A low price for general entry, big bed options for 3-4 people can be hired for €10 as well as the VIP section for €20.

€1,100 Barcelona is a favourite playground for luxury partygoers. At exclusive Puro Beach a sunbed will set you back €90, and this includes towels, free parking, ‘a smoothie, snack, water and two cocktails’.

Exuding boho vibes from its prime spot on a secluded Elviria hideout, The Beach House is the perfect place to relax. It offers fine-dining set to the tune of

live music and calming waves. Despite the luxurious surroundings, sunbeds are reasonably priced, starting at €35 during the high season.

Unlike Barcelona, nearby Tarragona is a quiet area surrounded by nature. A luxury hideout, Infinitum offers packages for families and individuals starting at €55 per person and including access to six pools, plus hammocks, towels and lockers. Meanwhile, the cabin package is €250 for two people, including a private cabin, cava, snacks and two hammocks in the tranquil adults only zone.

The Beach House, Marbella

Platinum Garden Club, Huelva

Nikki Beach, Marbella

Infinitum Beach Club, Tarragona

Marina Beach, Valencia

FUN AND GLAMOUR: Beach clubs all round Spain epitomise the fun beach club vibe

THE International Monetary Fund (IMF) has boosted Spain's economic growth forecast by half a point to 2.4% this year, due to an increase in domestic demand. The new IMF figure comes after increased household spending thanks to wage increases and inflation going down, as well as the reactivation of business investment.

"Private investment will benefit from more manageable financial conditions and

PRODUCTS from the Chinese-founded fast-fashion company Shein have been found to contain as many as 428 times the legal limit of cancer-causing chemicals. They include children’s clothes, such as shoes, as well as bags, belts and other items. South Korea has been testing products not just from Shein, but also e-commerce sites such as AliExpress and Temu, as their popularity rises in the Asian country. Their tests have revealed high levels of phthalates, which are chemicals used to soften plastics and that can sometimes cause hormone disruption.

One pair of shoes that was tested, for example, had 428 times the permitted levels of these forever chemicals, while three bags had 153 times the limit.

South Korean authorities have requested that these products be removed from sale.

Improved forecast

the continued disbursement of European Next Generation funds," the IMF said.

The IMF praised the resilience of Spain's economy amidst a background of high uncertainty and tighter financial conditions. It points out that exports of services and government spending have been the main pillars of recent growth.

SPAIN welcomed nearly 24 million foreign tourists this year up to the end of April- 14.5% up on the same period in 2023.

The National Institute of Statistics (INE) figures show that the United Kingdom continues to be the main source of arrivals with over 4.4 million people recorded.

The UK was followed by Germany with 3.18 million and France just be -

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hind on 3.14 million.

The Belgian market has seen growth of 25% and the United States at nearly 15% so far this year.

The amount of money spent by foreign tourists up to the end of April was over €31.5 billion, according to the INE.

NO LOYALTY

FRENCH forward Kylian Mbappe has lost out on €80 million in ‘loyalty bonuses’ because of his move to Real Madrid from Paris Saint Germain.

But the pain of this loss will probably be eased by the eye-watering €150 million signing on fee he is getting from the Spanish club.

Mbappe hailed his move to Real Madrid as a ‘dream come true’ but bosses at PSG did not agree.

Angered when he refused to sign a new contract they have hit him in the wallet by not paying his wages for April and May, as well as his

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bonus for February, allowing them to recover the €80 million promised as a loyalty bonus when he signed his 2022 extension. His last due payment is for June - and if no agreement can be reached between Mbappe and PSG legal action is likely.

The 25-year old, who scored a

remarkable 256 goals for PSG in seven seasons, will move to Real on a free transfer after his contract expires on June 30.

As part of a five-year deal, Mbappe will earn €15 million a year on top of his whopping signing-on bonus, as well as retaining a portion of his valuable image rights.

The former World Cup winner will join a star-filled squad hailed as a new era of Galacticos, including Vinicius Jr, Rodrygo, Brazilian

prodigy Endrick and English superstar Jude Bellingham. Mbappe will also hope to win the Champions League - the only major trophy to have eluded him so far in his career - with a side who won a record-breaking 15th title at Wembley earlier this month.

Posting on Instagram, Mbappe said: “Nobody can understand how excited I am right now! A dream come true. So happy and proud to join the club of my dreams”.

Vulture backlash

NEARLY a thousand tenants are going on a ‘rent strike’ in response to what they say are abusive clauses imposed by their landlord, which they describe as a ‘vulture fund’.

According to the union Inquilinas e Inquilinos de Madrid (Tenants of Madrid), the owner of their apartments, Nestar-Azora, has made use of a clause that has seen €900 a month rentals suddenly rise to €1,600.

This is way in excess of the 3% yearly rise that is allowed under Spanish law.

These practices, the union claims, have already been declared illegal by the courts in Catalunya but are still being employed throughout the Madrid region.

To make matters worse, two of the apartment blocks that have been affected by the rent rises are in fact publicly owned, but their management has been subcontracted to Nestor-Azora.

Families in the areas of Parla, Mostoles, Pinto, Villaverde, Carabanchel and Vallecas have declared they will only pay the price that was agreed on their initial contract, and will not tolerate what the union describes as ‘abusive’ price rises.

The tenants want to see these ‘illegal clauses’ eliminated from their contracts.

“They are not ruling out legal action against Nestar-Azora if it does not comply with their demands and does not sit down to negotiate with the thousands of people affected,” a union spokesperson said.

ANGER:

A PRO-RUSSIA hacker group has claimed that Spain’s Santa Barbara Systems, which is refurbishing Leopard tanks for delivery to Ukraine, suffered a cyberattack on its website.

A spokesperson for parent company General Dynamics said its Spanish unit had been targeted but ‘it was detected immediately’ and had not compromised systems. The firm decided to temporarily disconnect its website until an ongoing investigation was concluded.

“The company’s sensitive data remains well-protected,” the spokesperson added.

Rate cut Tank hack

THE European Central Bank (ECB) cut interest rates last Thursday by a quarter of a point to 4.25%. The June reduction had been widely expected but is still a long way off from almost 0%, which was the situation in July 2022. The rate hikes were about 'cooling down' the economy and reducing inflation which had reached double digits in EU member countries.

Analysts expect perhaps two more interest rate reductions this year, assuming there is no rebound in inflation, and those will be needed to make any significant dents for monthly home mortgage repayments.

SPAIN has recorded its lowest registered unemployed total for May since 2008, with 2.6 million people out of work.

This is a 59,000 reduction on April’s figure, as seasonal jobs become available related to the tourist sector. Over a third of new jobs are in hospitality ahead of what is expected to be a record summer tourist season. The monthly fall is bigger than a year ago when it dropped by over 49,000. This is still much smaller than in the middle of the previous decade when May reductions topped 100,000. One of the main reasons for that is Spain was recovering from historically-high unemployment figures caused by the recession.

Despite the positive trends, Spain’s jobless rate of 11.7% is still double the European Union average.

Heating up

GLOBAL temperatures have broken records for 12 consecutive months, according to the European Union’s Copernicus Climate Change Service.

It announced that May 2024 was the hottest ever recorded. The global average temperature was 1.52 degrees Celsius more than the pre-industrial average.

From June 2023 to May 2024, the average global temperature was 1.63 degrees Celsius above the pre-industrial average.

According to experts, this ‘worrying’ trend could mean we are inching closer to the thresholds set in the Paris Agreement on climate change.

Seen the light

Cemeteries unite to create country’s biggest urban solar farm

VALENCIA is using city graveyards to help it reach climate neutrality by 2030. Finding suitable sites for solar farms in urban areas isn't easy, so Valencia has come up with 'Requiem in Power'- shortened appropriately to RIP- where panels will be placed in cemeteries.

The RIP plan aims to install 6,658 photovoltaic panels across the city’s cemeteries to generate 27% of the city’s energy from renewable sources. The panels are being in-

SPAIN will seek a senior cli mate-related post in the Eu ropean Commission (EC) for environment minister Teresa Ribera.

“We are pushing for a potent climate-relat ed position in the EC,”

Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez told broad caster TVE

Each European Union country is entitled to appoint one EC member and Ri bera was widely

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stalled on top of crypts and other structures in five public cemeteries with the aim of creating a total generating capacity of 2.8 megawatts. So far, 810 panels have been placed in three cemeteries at Grau, Campanar and Benimamet. They are capable of producing 440,000 kilowatts of electricity per year, which will eliminate 140 tons of carbon dioxide

Ribera move

expected to be Spain’s pick. She has been environment minister for six years and shepherded an ambitious green agenda, championing a transition to a zero-car -

During her tenure, Ribera was influential in Brussels, where she was a proponent of the EU’s energy market reform and led a move which capped gas prices in Spain and Por -

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emissions annually. When finished, the total number of panels will see RIP become the largest urban solar farm in Spain. It will supply electricity primarily to public utilities, but also to around a thousand local homes occupied by people on low-

HERONS will not return to Spain after seeing this year’s dry conditions, experts have warned.

er-incomes.

Valencia has 29 other projects in its move towards climate neutrality including plans to reduce car use to improve air quality; changing buildings to maximise energy efficiency, and converting all city lighting to LED.

The birds, chosen as Spain’s ‘Bird of the Year’, normally migrate from the Sahara desert to reproduce. However, upon finding their usual spots, such as Doñana National Park and the El Taray Lake dry, they have been forced to move on.

Provoked by drought, climate change and ‘abuse’ of water for agriculture,

Brimming with Pride

TORREMOLINOS Pride has seen record attendance this year as over 75,000 enjoyed the celebrations.

The Costa del Sol’s main pride event kicked off Pride Month, taking place from May 29 to June 2. Torremolinos is bidding to host EuroPride 2027, to be held in Thessaloniki, Greece this year. But don’t worry if you missed it, Pride Month has only just begun.

Madrid will host its celebrations on June 28 to July 7 while Barcelona’s will take place between June 28 and July 21.

Meanwhile down south, Andalucia will hold pride celebrations in Sevilla on June 29, alongside many smaller events.

Mallorca (June 28) and Ibiza (June 7-15) will also hold pride events, with the latter turning 10 years-old this year. One of the country’s biggest pride events takes place in Benidorm during the first week of September.

Doubling up

IN the last five years, police have doubled their efforts to fight crimes against nature and the environment. In 2019, 3,818 infractions were registered. By 2023, this had risen to 6,532.

Crimes against the environment are the third most profitable infraction in Spain, after drug trafficking and false documentation. The Guardia Civil’s Nature Protection Service (SEPRONA) and Environmental Police work together on conservation, water resources, hunting, fish, animal abuse and archaeological finds.

Bye bye birdie

the birds' nesting places have dried up, provoking a ‘critical’ situation. However, they say we will ‘not know the full impact’ of dry weather for years to come, as the birds are notoriously hard to spot.

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BUDGETS HIT

Massive fine for Ryanair, Vueling, EasyJet and Volotea over ‘abusive’ charges

FOUR budget airlines have been fined a total of €150 million by Spain’s Ministry of Consumer Affairs for charging extra for hand luggage and seating.

The Facua consumer group applauded the decision after years of litigation, which sees sanctions handed out to Ryanair, Vueling, EasyJet and Volotea.

It is the largest-ever penalty for practices against customers to be imposed by the

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Ministry.

Although a breakdown of the penalties has not been disclosed, Ryanair is said to have received the largest fine, according to Facua.

The government department started a probe in June 2023 to investigate whether airline practices were abusive or unfair and whether they contravened regulations.

BEER WARS

A ROW is brewing between Spanish beer giant Estrella and rival brand Madri which it accuses of dishonesty.

Estrella is seething that the Madri label claims to be authentically Spanish despite it being brewed in the UK.

Madri soared to success in the UK and Ireland after being introduced to pubs in 2020, and soon became one of the top 10 selling lagers in the country after an intensive marketing campaign which emphasised its exotic Spanish roots. But the beer, which prides itself as ‘El Alma de Madrid’ (The Soul of Madrid), is brewed in Tadcaster, Yorkshire, by Molson Coors. Aitor de Artaza, the boss of Estrella Galicia,

The carriers have leave to appeal the fines. A ministry spokesperson

has criticised Madri for a ‘lack of transparency’ which he claims ‘is confusing for the customer’.

He said: “They did a very nice job in terms of marketing, that’s for sure. But it’s a little tricky because people think they are drinking a Spanish beer but it’s not. They are not very clear and not, to my point of view, very honest”.

In response, Madri representatives pointed out that the beer is joint project with Madrid’s La Sagra brewery.

confirmed that the investigation came as a result of complaints from consumer groups.

Four practices came under the spotlight - charging a supplement for reserving adjoining seats to accompany children and dependents, a lack of transparency in pre-contractual information on the final price to be paid, charging a surcharge for carry-on luggage - described by regulators as ‘abusive’ - and not allowing cash payments at the airport to cover extra services.

The Association of Airlines (ALA), with members that account for 85% of air traffic in Spain, says the ‘fines are disproportionate and will harm consumers by eliminating the option for passengers to pay for exactly what they need’.

A CATALUNYA village bar has won the first-ever Spanish Sandwich Championships.

Online voters numbering over 100,000 nominated their favourite sandwiches before a final list of 16 was chosen and the offerings sampled by a jury of food critics and chefs in Oviedo. The ‘Best Sandwich in Spain’ is called Especial Miguelin and it's been on the menu for 17 years in the bar located in Vilafranca del Penees, in Barcelona province. The whopping winner measures the length of two hand palms and costs €6.40.

Bar owner, Abel Moreno said: “The idea came from a joke with a regular customer who one day told us that it was her birthday and that she wanted something special that would surprise her.” Moreno explained that it consists of chicken, bacon, green pepper and a secret sauce.

SOLAR: Panels will generate electricity in graveyards

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AT THE TOP TABLE

ISFRUTAR,

kitchen following last year’s triple whammy of top 5 entries..

In fact, in this year’s ‘The World’s 50 Best Restaurants’ ceremony held in Las Vegas, Spain did even better than in 2023 - with Disfrutar scooping top spot following last year’s runner up position.

1 Disfrutar Barcelona

Modern techniques and personal talents come together in Disfrutar’s gastronomic experience. Set up by the trio of chefs, Mateu Casañas, Oriol Castro and Eduard Xatruch, it sits behind a typical tapas joint, unfolding into a cavernous space behind. This is the first of ‘many surprises’ in what the judges describe as some of the ‘world’s most modish dishes’. Punters experience the classic tasting menu, which takes four hours, with its wine pairing options. Playing with shapes, textures, and flavours, Disfrutar’s exper-

Spain has proven it’s the global dining capital as Disfrutar named World’s Best Restaurant

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Asador Etxebarri, based in the Basque village of Atxondo, meanwhile jumped two places to second while Diverxo, the Madrid-based restaurant owned by reigning Best Chef in the World Dabiz Muñoz, slipped one spot to fourth.

Judges praised Disfrutar for ‘imaginative dishes that are executed with exceptional technical skills and served in the most playful way possible’ which ensure that customers ‘have the dining experience of a lifetime’. They added: “Two parallel menus of 30 courses are on offer: The Classic and The Festival. The former features dishes such as Thai-style cuttlefish with coconut

imental style has earned it thee Michelin stars and its place as the World’s Best Restaurant.

59 Enigma Barcelona

Under the helm of chef Chef Albert Adria - brother of legendary El Bulli chef Ferran Adria - Enigma uses seasonal ingredients in its monthly menus and offers different wine experiences. The finishing touches on the meals are added right

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‘multi-spherical,’ and squab with kombu spaghetti, almond and grape, while the famously indulgent caviar-filled Panchino doughnut and brilliant frozen gazpacho sandwich can be found in the Classic option”.

Disfrutar’s three founding chefs, Oriol Castro, Eduard Xatruch and Mateu Casañas - who met when they worked at legendary El Bulliwere visibly emotional as they collected their award.

Xatruch dedicated the award to everyone who ‘has worked and continues to work everyday to make this profession wonderful’, whilst Castro said he was ‘surprised and honoured’ to win the ‘magical’ award, adding that he wanted ‘to thank and congratulate our colleagues who are on the list and who have each contributed to building a great gasElsewhere, Quique Dacosta on the Costa Blanca came 14th, up from 20th, whilst Elkano, another Basque

restaurant celebrating the region’s famous gastronomy, came in at 28th position.

Disfrutar, which received its third Michelin star last year, is celebrating its 10th anniversary in December. However, if you want to sample some of the world’s best food, there is a hitch - the restaurant is booked up years in advance with, at the time of writing, no availability. If you’re lucky enough to get your hands on a reservation, the Classic or Festival tast ing menu will set you back €290, with the specially crafted wine pairing costing an extra €160 per person. Alternatively, the trio of acclaimed chefs do own two sister restau rants - both are called Compartir, with one opened in Barcelona in 2022, and one based in the pop ular Costa Brava seaside town of Cadaques, open since 2012.

In the small village of Axpe in the Basque region, the asador is a total contrast to its rivals on the list, favouring simplicity over experimentation. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t magic and it has become a true destination restaurant noteworthy for its grill techniques. Chef Victor Arguinzoniz’s more than 30 years of experience with ‘fire cooking’ contributes to his traditional approach and meticulous style – every dish that exits the kitchen is given his signature touch. The restaurant thrives off local produce and elevating ingredients by highlighting their natural

4 DiverXO Madrid

The bold, rule-breaking flavours by chef Dabiz Muñoz (below) are part of a greater, more marvellous story. Immersed in a fantasy-world of outlandish decor, staff dressed in punky uniforms serve a range of stunning, creative dishes. For foodies, the DiverXO experience makes dreams feel tame. Passing through the hands of five or six chefs before plating, the gastronomy follows Muñoz’s love for avant-garde art from conception to completion – he describes the expe-

14 Quique Dacosta Denia

At this incredibly picturesque spot, Aitor Arregi uses his method of whole-grilling fish over a wood fire as the foundation of his flavour. Playing off Getaria’s gastronomic heritage, this method of cooking has become an inte gral part of the town’s cuisine and a tradition for Arregi, whose father, Pedro, opened the first Elkano back in 1964. There is a distinct emphasis on sustainability and the local connection is reflected within the dishes and maritime decor.

Just two years after he began his career as a chef in 1986, at just 16 years of age, Quique Dacosta began working at a restaurant that would later share his name. His food takes an artistic approach to the geographies and cui sines of the Mediterranean and nearby Montgo Natural Park. Putting Valencian cuisine very much on the map, his respect for nature — the roots of the restaurant — comes forth in every bite.

Chef Angel Leon is recognised as ‘The Chef of the Sea’ for utilising ingredients from the Mediterranean and Atlantic sea in his evolving menus. The current rendition, based on the infinite sea, commits to sustainability and new techniques. Even in the dessert section, the restaurant blends together traditional sweets with seafood. 72 Aponiente Cadiz

81 Mugaritz

San Sebastian

At Mugaritz, presentation is anthropomorphic in the most intimate and wondrous ways. Take the dish ‘heart that does not feel’ which is a flat, almost 2D slice of meat with ribbons of fat representing the aorta. Mugaritz has long taken a philosophical approach to food thanks to its intellectual chef Andoni Luis Aduriz. He had been in the 50 Best list for well over a decade before slipping out this year.

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In her last column before her sad passing, Jennifer asked: Are you prepared to protect your loved ones?

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On the rise

THE number of Covid cases have grown for six weeks in a row, despite the recent warm weather.

According to the latest figures from Spanish health authorities, the incidence grew from 57.7 cases per 100,000 inhabitants to 74.8 cases over a seven-day period.

Just three weeks ago, that figure was as low as 33.5. In hospitals, meanwhile, figures are also on the rise.

The estimated rate of hospitalisation due to Covid-19 has gone up from 2.2 to 3.6 cases per 100,000 inhabitants.

This is a higher rate than that registered a year ago, and nearly as high as the rate that was seen in 2021, just 15 months after the global pandemic first took hold.

But most of those infected show much milder symptoms than in 2021, more akin to a cold or mild flu.

DOCTOR shortages will force health centre closures in Spain this summer, according to regional health ministers.

They've accused the country's health minister, Monica Garcia, of not doing enough to solve the problem.

Garcia countered by stating the 17 regions should have contingency plans to deal with the issue.

The minister said that most of them ‘had done their home-

SUMMER HEALTH CENTRE CRISIS

Warning shortage of qualified doctors will hit health care during the holiday season

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HEAT TRAGEDIES

A BARCELONA study suggests that high spikes in temperature cause mental health problems, and have increased suicide cases by 5% over the last 250 years.

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A major crunch of data by the Hospital Clinic Barcelona and the city's IDIBAPS biomedical research centre has reached the conclusion-published in the World Psychiatry magazine. Over 280 studies in which pollution and climate change were associated with mental disorders were analysed. The researchers argue that global warming may have caused a 5% increase in suicides and that will rise to 7% by 2050.

The Basque Country and Catalunya are already having to close health centres, with Andalucian minister, Catalina Garcia, saying that ‘we want to keep them open, but we are facing a very difficult situation’.

Her Valencian counterpart, Marciano Gomez, warned that the doctor shortage puts at risk the opening of 54 auxiliary centres and fully covering staff in 70 health centres in the coming months.

The Valencian region has more than 600 vacant doctors’ positions, and Gomez said he told Monica Garcia ‘months ago’ that the struc-

Managing negative thoughts

‘I really think I can’t see the positive even though I know that I have good things in my life’

THIS was a client that I worked with some six months ago who voiced an issue that many people have. She was not clinically diagnosed with any condition and she was not on any medication. However, she said that at points she had low moods though they lifted the next day and she ‘got on with life’.

Having asked about her medical and past social history of experiences, it was clear that this was an issue that was not impeding her life, but it was affecting her quality of life.

tural problem of a lack of professionals would worsen this summer if she did not allow fourth-year trainee resident doctors to do some tasks. Normally, the regions could hire the residents in the summer to work as specialists but delays in their training caused by the Covid-19 pandemic means they have not yet qualified.

The Ministry of Health says the trainees cannot work unsupervised in facilities, with Garcia saying she cannot bend the rules.

Juan Carlos Blazquez, President of the Basque Country College of Physicians, said: “Patients are already complaining and I don’t even want to think about what it will be like in the summer when many doctors go on vacation.”

The problem is that some of the thoughts and behaviours that we have become used and accustomed to, may not be helpful at later points in our lives.

Allied to this is the fact that the limbic system which manages our long term memory, emotional and stress responses, is a key and integral 'older' part of our brain. Our brains are always subtly scanning for risk whilst we remain in the conscious world during the day.

over this.

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Sometimes this basic awareness can help to reduce the strength of the emotions that may be thrown up by the negative thoughts, especially if they are self-deprecating. Other things that can help include taking up exercise, building a circle of friends and ensuring that there is regular communication with them.

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Many people sadly experience this type of thought process – a form of mental filtering towards the negative. It is nothing to be ashamed about and it is important to be able to voice such concerns with loved ones, or with counsellors and therapists, since shame, guilt and self-blame simply compound the issue and also add to low moods.

Dr.Mónica Bonet – University of Barcelona

Dr. Yasmina Adebibe – B.D.S London

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Our minds work in a certain way. They work from experiences that have happened to us, perceptions that we form over time,as a way of 'surviving' or 'fitting in'.

Therefore, if someone has been through life experiences which may have been difficult or troubling, their brain may well have become hyper-sensitised to risk. It was understandable that my client, in thinking and feeling that there were obstacles that could come up, had her mood affected. This form of mental filtering towards the negative, sometimes with catastrophising, is called a cognitive distortion. There are a number of ways of reducing these cognitive distortions. Firstly, stress reduction can really help. Anything that adds significant stress, such as smoking, drinking high quantities of coffee

or caffeinated colas need to be reduced or ideally, removed from their lifestyle. Things like meditation and mindfulness can really help, by allowing the individual to have the space to realise that the brain is going through an old pattern that can be changed over time and that the person has ultimate control

Also, listing the pattern of negative thoughts and reasons and facts that challenge the negative thoughts and which resonate well with the individual, are another way of helping.

Positive visualisation can also help and this involves taking 10-20 minutes out of the day to find a quiet space and visualise a safe, warm and comfortable place that they have been to.

Therapy and counselling can really help and depending on commitment, people can see real benefits in a short period of time. Finally, it is important to remember that we are the drivers of change. This means that we can also change the way that we see the world externally, whilst also changing the way that we experience negative thoughts or feelings. We may not be able to wholly erase the latter, but therapy can certainly reduce the impact of them on daily life.

Fiyaz Mughal is a qualified counsellor and hypnotherapist. He works on stress, anxiety and mood related issues and works in Southern Spain and the United Kingdom. He also holds a degree in Neuroscience. He can be contacted on info@counselling4anxiety.com or through www.counselling4anxiety.com

By Alex Trelinski

LA CULTURA

On location

THE Mallorca Film Commission has organised a tour to showcase filming locations to high-profile United States location managers.

The tour covered areas from Andratx to Pollensa, including sites such as Soller, Torrent de Pareis, and the Nus de sa Corbata road.

Hollywood

Location head at Palma Pictures, Eduardo Rodrigalvarez, said: “Mallorca is not a little island - we have the scope and logistical potential to film largescale, Hollywood productions, which offer a range of locations and varied backdrops.

“By bringing high-profile film and TV location managers here, we can show them all the potential and ensure Mallorca is front of mind when they are planning their next production.”

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Warrior woman

Mystery of female skeleton found amongst remains of religious knights who died in battle

ARCHAEOLOGISTS

are trying to unravel the mystery of a woman found buried among the remains of 23 warrior monks. They are excavating a cemetery belonging to the ancient Order of Calatrava in Guadalajara. This was one of the four Spanish mili-

A SPANISH guitar that was built in Cadiz back in 1791 is due to go under the hammer and could sell for as much as €23,000.

The piece will be auctioned at Gardiner Houlgate, which is considered to be one of the premier firms in its field in the UK.

The guitar was constructed by Juan Pages Garcia, a figure who revolutionised the in strument in his time thanks to in novations that were later adopted the world over.

The Spanish guitar has six double strings, and contains a sticker inside that reads: “Juan Pages

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Made Me in Cadiz, Year 1791”. The body is made of cypress and has a number of large cracks that have been repaired. The neck is made of cedar. While the guitar has suffered some damage – in this era they were very fragile and suffered from the stress of the strings – it is still considered to be in good condition considering its age.

guard the then border with the neighbouring Arabic kingdom. The burials were exhumed in a cemetery associated with the Castle of Zorita de los Canes-Alcazaba de Zorita - a large fortress in Guadalajara province in the Castilla–La Mancha region.

The 23 warrior monks were knights of the order that, due to unhealed injuries to their bones, appeared to have died in battle between the 12th and 15th century.

very similar to that of the male knights, and it is likely that she was wearing some kind of armour or chain mail.

“Who was that woman? Was she part of the order and did she have the same status as the other knights?”

Skeleton

A SET of completion dates have been announced for Barcelona’s Sagrada Familia cathedral designed by Antoni Gaudi - 140 years after the first stone was laid.

“The Chapel of the Assumption is expected to be finished in 2025 and the tower of Jesus Christ, in 2026,” a cathedral spokesman said. But the full construction is still not set to be completed until 2032, as a controversial stairway framing the cathedral will not be finished until then.

Plans for the stairway involve disrupting 1,000 businesses and families as they extend across two blocks of the city.

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Essence of Spain

A look back at the magic of the ancient city’s Corpus Christi festivals, with Michael Molyneux

ON a sun-baked Friday evening outside the bullring in Granada, the murmur of local Granadinos grows louder as the sun sets.

Friends and families greet one another with familiar warmth, drinking tall glasses of Tinto de Verano and icecold Alhambra beer, waiting for the doors to open and the show to begin. Amidst the city’s bustling streets and Moorish architecture, lies the epicentre of Andalucian tradition and controversy: a circular 20,000-seater redbrick amphitheatre where the Feria de Corpus Christi bullfights take place each year in June.

For generations, the Feria de Corpus Christi has been a cornerstone of Granada’s cultural calendar, a celebration that transcends mere entertainment, embodying the very essence of Spanish heritage. Here, beneath the tall cypress trees and gaudy festival banners, locals and tourists gather together to witness a tradition steeped in history, honour and, with temperatures approaching 40°, somewhat heated debate.

La corrida de toros (bullfighting) has long been both revered and reviled, its roots reflecting broader historical and social dynamics of the region, and the fabric of Spanish society in general. To some, it’s a noble art-form, a graceful dance of life and death between man and beast that epitomises courage and skill, passion and pageantry, elegance and zeal.

the bullfights but this year’s festival still offered a vibrant blend of religious tradition and the high-octane world of Spanish bullfighting.

But while a major part of the festivities, the bullfighting is not the only tradition.

Corpus Christi is a Christian festival celebrated on the

Thursday after Trinity Sunday, 60 days after Easter Sunday.

Many communities showcase artisanal crafts and handmade goods during Corpus Christi celebrations.

Local artisans sell their wares at markets or set up stalls along the procession route, offering traditional items such as pottery, textiles, organic foods, jewellery, and religious artifacts.

Traditional dishes are shared among friends and family

To others, it’s a cruel and outdated spectacle, a symbol of animal exploitation.

And there was indeed a small demonstration against

Alongside the religious processions, Corpus Christi festivities include street performances by musicians, dancers, and theatrical groups.

These performances range from classical music concerts to folk dance displays to re-enactments of biblical stories and local legends.

Food plays a central role in Corpus Christi celebrations, with traditional dishes shared among friends and family, not to mention the plenitude

of local wines, spirits, and beers.

The day usually begins with a special Mass dedicated to the Eucharist, emphasising the importance of the body and blood of Christ.

Following the Mass, there are processions through the streets, where the consecrated host is carried in a monstrance, accompanied by clergy, religious groups, and local dignitaries and community members.

Parishioners dressed in their finest attire follow alongside priests, choirs singing hymns, and children carrying flowers.

Shopkeepers along the route often adorn their storefronts with tapestries and flower arrangements as a sign of respect as the monstrance passes. The air is filled with the scent of incense and the gentle murmur of prayers, creating a truly unique and spiritual atmosphere.

A delightful counterpoint to the solemnity of the procession is the appearance of the ‘Tarasca’, a mythical beast depicted as a large dragon puppet. Accompanied by lively music and energetic dancers, the Tarasca weaves through the crowds, snapping its jaws and swishing its tail.

This playful tradition adds a touch of whimsy to the festivities, partic-

FUN: In Granada the festival is more than simply solemn religious processions but involves joyous celebrations too

FRIENDS AND FAMILY: Corpus Christi is a time to celbrate with all your loved ones

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ularly for children who are enthralled by the sight of the fantastical creature. The Tarasca’s origins are believed to be rooted in pre-Christian mythology, representing the triumph of good over evil, which has been cleverly incorporated into the Corpus Christi celebrations.

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Whether you’re a fan of bullfighting or simply seeking a taste of Spanish culture, the Corpus Christi festival offers a unique experience. It’s a chance to witness age-old traditions, experience Granada’s vibrant energy, and discover the magic

Should I stay or should I go?

Dear Olive Press,

WE have property in Spain and this year is the first time we have been able to stay for as long as the 90 day rule has been in place.

We started travelling in January, again in February, April, May, June and soon in July. By July will have used up 74 days.

The predicament is that in August we are staying for 23 days and during that visit we will have exceeded the 90 days. The way I understand the Schengen ruling is that if we have gone over 180 days since first entering Spain in January we get days visited back from then meaning that we have entered a new rolling 180 days, hence part of that 23 days will be in the previous period. Does that sound correct or are we likely to have a problem at border control when we leave Spain after spending 23 days in August?

Kevin S, via email

Antonio Flores of Lawbird replies: An interesting enquiry. Calculation is often not easy and therefore, the EU created an online calculator, which to understand, you need to study the seven-page manual available on the European Commission’s website. In summary, we would not be able to know where this reader stands with reference to his stay unless we could review his passport.

that this captivating city holds. Michael Molyneux is a freelance photojournalist from the UK, based in Granada. You can follow his work, on Instagram @Molyneux_Photography

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Airport burgers and fried chicken are no substitute for Spanish bocadillos

MY wife and I are regular visitors to Mallorca, making six or seven trips per annum.

We have been following the demonstrations against tourism saturation and the efforts of the government to reduce tourist beds on the island and to raise the quality of those that remain. The payback is obvious - more jobs, cheaper housing for locals coupled to fewer but higher spending tourists. It was thus with some amazement last week that we travelled through Zone A in the airport (for flights to and from the UK) heading back to England. The only food offerings came from Burger King, Subway and a fried chicken restaurant that looked awful

and smelled worse.

Offering only fast food options, AENA is catering only for the market that the government is attempting to de-emphasise.

As a final memory of their holiday for mid and high end tourists, it is memorable for all the wrong reasons and I suspect many, like us, will travel home hungry. Please bring back the small cafe with good coffee and fresh bocadillos that we used to enjoy.

Piers Monckton, London

WITH regards to your story of the first bullfight to be held in Marbella for nine years (Olive Press Online). Perhaps you may like to feature this comment about the incredible cruelty that takes place under the pretence of culture. Before a bullfight, the animal’s ears are filled with wet newspapers; Vaseline is rubbed into his eyes to blur his vision; cotton is stuffed into his nostrils to make it difficult for him to breathe and

No chance!

I HAVE read several articles in the Olive Press about Estepona striving to be the next Marbella. Until the town starts enforcing the laws to ensure that people pick up their dog excrement and throw their rubbish in the bins, there is no risk that Estepona be- comes the next Marbella. We have been here for about five years now and have seen lots of changes for the better but are sad to see how filthy the streets are. My husband and I go out in the evenings and always pick up as much rubbish as we can, only to see the dog poop and trash back the next day.

Leslie Swensson, Estepona

Torture not culture

a needle is stuck in the middle of his genitals.

In addition, a corrosive substance is rubbed on his legs to make him lose his balance.

All this also prevents him from lying on the ground.

To disorient him, he is kept in a narrow and dark space before facing the arena for a couple of days.

When freed, he runs desperately towards the light as if

coming out of a long tunnel. He thinks his suffering is eventually over and he will be released - instead, he runs into the arena to face his killers and a cheering crowd of sadistic troglodytes.

Stuart Green, Marbella

EDITORS NOTE: We hope you’ve got your facts straight Stuart

POPULAR: Bullfighting attracts the crowds and brings feelings of brotherhood (top), but not everyone agrees that corridas should remain part of the festival (below)

Bird abuse

TWO men have been arrested in Fuente Alamo, Murcia, for setting up an illegal cockfighting ring shaped like a roulette wheel with birds held in small cages behind the arena.

Milkshake

A SECURITY guard, 67, was arrested at the Spanish Olympic Committee for ejaculating nightly in the water bottles of two female coworkers he claimed were bullying his wife.

Wild heart

DRIVERS on a busy motorway in Elche were stunned to be overtaking an elderly man in a wheelchair. Police scrambled to rescue him on the hard shoulder and return him to his family.

Behave yourself

DRUNKEN stag and hen do parties carrying inflatable penises, vaginas and massive sex dolls have been banned from a popular tourist hotspot.

Punters in Platja d’Aro on the Costa Brava, a prime destination for pre-wedding shenanigans, could be handed fines of up to €1,500 if they fall foul of the new legislation which outlaws ‘clothing rep-

In the frame A horny issue

Popular tourist town bans stag and hen dos from carrying inflatable ‘genitalia’ and sex dolls

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resenting human genitals’.

The bustling seaside town can attract up to 300,000 visitors per weekend, with many heading to the former fishing village to partake in

THE mayor of Barcelona was forced to pay a €100 fine on World Bicycle Day after he rode his bike in a no-cycling zone during a promotional video for the celebration.

Jaume Collboni, a member of the Catalan branch of Pedro Sanchez’s ruling PSOE socialists, fell foul of his own rules after eagle-eyed onlookers spotted the city mayor cycling past a sign which asked cyclists to dismount and walk. The fine was reduced to €50 by the Guardia Urbana as Collboni himself reported the infringement to police. He was also given an additional discount after agreeing to stump up the cash the following day.

boisterous bachelor and bachelorette parties. But future partygoers may have to diverge from the tradition al stag or hen do attire as the new law explicitly bans vis itors from being ‘on the public thorough fare without cloth ing or only in their underwear or with clothing or accessories representing human genitals or with dolls or other accessories of a sexual nature’.

Platja d’Aro’s mayor Maurici Jimenez, who has previously stated he would ban the celebrations al-

together if he had the power, said: “These attitudes have an impact on the community’s coexistence and we need to fight against them”.

One example of loutish behaviour given by David Puertas, the local police chief, was of a groom who was strapped to a lamppost with tape whilst his friends played loud music and sang into the early hours of the morning, disturbing residents and visitors alike.

A CLEANER at a Madrid veterinary hospital faces up to three years in prison after he was accused of performing sex acts on a goat. The 43-year-old man has been arrested and charged with animal abuse.

The alleged incident happened at the capital’s Complutense University Veterinary Hospital. The female goat had been admitted to the facility due to a joint ailment.

A student surprised a man in a cleaning worker’s uniform who was in ‘a strange position with the animal’. DNA tests confirmed that sperm found in the goat matched the worker.

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CRISTIANO Ronaldo’s social media comments about Kylian Mbappe’s transfer to Real Madrid has taken the internet by storm.

Ronaldo’s post attracted over 5.1 million likes - apparently the highest number of likes for a response to a post.

He beat the previous record held by TikTok content creator and influencer, Dylan Page.