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“I looked at my two daughters who are about the same age as his and thought we have to do something for the girls he left behind,” he told the Olive Press this week. The ‘Go Fund Me’ drive he set up has already raised €6,600 for the Haro family. “Someone who says goodbye to his wife and daughters and travels across the country to stand in front of a ferocious fire to save people and their homes, is a little bit special,” he said. “It’s very sad indeed.” His daughters have donated their pocket money to the cause along with hundreds of others around Andalucia who felt moved to do something. As the fire raged, the expat community pulled together with volunteers rushing to those who were threatened by the blaze. Members of the equestrian community offered to take in horses from the fire zone, animal lovers took in over 100 dogs from ADANA, while volun-

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BURNING ISSUE: Forest fire heroes get online support

AS THE embers cool and the smoke clears above the vast swathes of blackened hillsides in the Sierra Bermeja, a phoenix is rising from the ashes. This is the spirit of a community that is determined to pull together and help those affected by a blaze which ravaged close to 10,000 hectares of woodland between Estepona and Ronda - and killed a young Spanish fireman. So quickly have expats rallied to the call to help the victims of the six-day blaze, that American fundraising giant GoFundMe contacted the Olive Press to praise them. The Californian company lauded the unprecedented number of campaigns - already numbering over half a dozen - launched by expats over the last week. They include British resident Graham Pagden, 51, who felt moved to do something to help having watched the wildfire come dangerously close to ravaging his valley home. The Casares-based property manager particularly wanted to help the family of dead fireman Carlos Martinez Haro, 41, from Almeria.

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busiest for UK bookings since 2019. “We are seeing extraordinary bookings for the mid term break. All our flights to Greece, Italy, Portugal and Spain are filling up very rapidly,” said Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary. Popular destinations like Benidorm, Torrevieja, Denia and Calpe are now set to see a healthy autumn and winter season. The majority of their bars and restaurants rely on British tourists to see them through the difficult winter months. The current red, amber and green country rankings will be replaced with one red list only from October 4. It also means a significant loosening of travel rules for people entering and leaving the UK, from around Europe. Passengers who are fully vaccinated will also no longer need to present a negative test to travel into England from countries not on the red list. The red list, which features 62 coun-

tries at present, will be reduced to 56 with the removal of among others Kenya, Egypt and Sri Lanka. The change will initially only apply to England, with the Scottish government announcing it will have its own set of rules. The Welsh government has also said that it would first need to carefully consider the measures. Transport secretary Grant Shapps said it was not possible to scrap the system sooner because scientific advice did not favour it.

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He said the changes would mean a ‘simpler, more straightforward system, one with less testing and lower costs, allowing more people to travel, see loved ones or conduct business around the world while providing a boost for the travel industry.’ British demand for foreign holidays is now expected to reach its highest level since 2019 after the main barrier for travel to Spain was removed.

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NEWS IN BRIEF Bad guardian A MAN granted legal guardianship over his disabled cousin has been accused of stealing over €166,000 from him through a Santa Pola property sale.

Jail call PROSECUTORS have asked that a Belgian expat accused of murdering his wife with a fatal stab to her heart in Calpe in 2019 be handed a 24-year prison sentence for the ‘senseless crime’.

Wrong lingo A WOMAN has asked the Calpe City Council to reprimand a lifeguard working on La Fossa beach for asking her to speak in Spanish when she asked him a question in Valenican.

Plea deal EIGHT of 11 men accused of sexually exploiting women from North Africa and South America in clubs in Alicante and Aragon have accepted a plea deal which will see a combined sentence of 80 years in prison and fines of almost €100,000.

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Gun in my face British sailor reveals how she was confronted by armed police at home during fraud raids A BRITISH yachtie has told the Olive Press how her front door was kicked down by police with assault rifles and pistols during a series of high level raids. Dandelion Sharp, 21, from Somerset, recanted her horror as her Palma apartment was raided by ‘around 20 police’, who ordered her to get down. “I was really scared and had no idea what was happening,” she revealed. “It was about 10am and there was this loud banging on the door and suddenly the door to my room flew open and an armed officer was facing me holding an assault rifle.” She continued: “He gestured to me to get back in my room

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and told me to put a mask on. Then I saw there were more officers. “There were about 20 of them, some in uniform armed with rifles and others in plain clothes with hand guns. “It was really worrying as I didn’t know what was going on and whether they intended to harm me. It was like waking up in a movie.” Sharp, who started the job as a deckhand on one of the big yachts only a few weeks ago, lived in the crew apartment in Santa Catalina where the raid occurred. “I’ve never experienced any-

A LOCAL town hall has had its tourism Instagram account taken over, with hackers demanding the princely sum of €500 to hand back the account. Campello council denounced the hacking of the @campelloturismo account to the Guardia Civil on September 17 and has ‘flatly refused to make the payment’. Marisa Navarro, councillor for Tourism, said: “It translates to the abduction of more than 15,500 followers.

thing like that before. Where I come from in England police don’t carry weapons like that. “We later found out it was to do with a massive fraud investigation and that the British owner of the property was being investigated.”

Hacked off They have been told to ignore messages from that account until the case is solved.” El Campello is the latest council in the region to fall victim to hackers. Mutxamel in 2020 and Xixona this year have both suffered hacks which badly affected their computer systems for several months.

It was part of a series of raids centering around an international fraud probe that has scammed hundreds of people out of tens of millions of euros, investigations have taken in the Valencia and Alicante regions previously. So far an ex-policeman and bank manager have been arrested, alongside four others who have been charged, the Olive Press understands. It is understood there were also raids in other European cities, mostly in Germany, with most victims German. The precise nature of the scam has not yet been disclosed, but it is understood that the international network deceived customers with products online that did not exist.

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tary vets were on call 24/7 to deal with injured wildlife or livestock. Numerous social media groups popped up to help collaborate with the firefighting efforts and to donate shelter, household items, food, clothes to whomever might be in need. And while the immediate threat is now over, the aftermath still has to be dealt with… and that’s where the fund-raising efforts come in. Big-hearted local Kikki Godskesen is another expat who launched a GoFundMe in a bid to help those impacted by the fire. She set it up to demand immediate action to ‘support the affected families, as well as the wildlife and domestic animals that need support’. She has so far raised €1,350. Fellow resident Daria Dubinina, based in Casares, launched a similar fundraiser, adding: “After days of an absolute nightmare, I would love to put all our efforts so we may together restore our beautiful home. Any money raised will go to local nonprofits and animal shelters.” She has so far raised an incredible €3,770 out of a planned €4000. For details of the campaigns and how to donate email newsdesk@ theolivepress.es

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SHOT ON THE POT! A FABULOUS new crazy golf course includes a toilet to circumnavigate. The ingenious hole sits alongside others with gnomes, the Rock of Gibraltar and a windmill. All part of the zany mind of Paul Hickling, it sits in a hidden valley between Casares and Manilva. One of the coast’s longest-running entrepreneurs, Hickling came up with the idea of a crazy golf course after shutting his famous

TV show set to put Juan Carlos I’s dodgy dealings and affairs under the lens A BRITISH TV documentary is to chart the rise and fall of Spain’s former King Juan Carlos I. The controversial Channel 5 documentary will be looking at both his private life, as well as financial indiscretions. In particular, it will be looking at various offshore bank accounts and a number in Switzerland, which could amount to over one billion euros. The embattled king, who is still living in exile in Abu Dhabi, has suffered a huge fall from grace since he broke his hip during a safari trip to Botswana, in 2012. It was during that trip that his affair with Danish businesswoman Corinna zu Sayn-Wittgenstein, 57, became known. It emerged last month that she is suing him for 'tens of

WINDY: Paul’s favourite hole “I knew it would do well as there’s no other place like it on the coast,” he added.

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Back for more HE made his name starring in the BBC drama The Night Manager in the Balearics. And now British star Tom Hiddleston (pictured) has returned to the island of Ibiza with his girlfriend Zawe Ashton (with Tom below). The Avengers star, 40, put on an affectionate display with the actress in the water before heading back to the shore where they were joined by friends.

Betrayal

The pair have been together since starring in the West End play Betrayal in 2019. They are now reportedly living together in Atlanta where the actor relocated to film his new Disney series Loki. Hiddleston made his name starring alongside Hugh Laurie in The Night Manager, which was mostly filmed around Mallorca.

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millions of euros' in the High Court, in London, after accusing him of 'unlawful covert surveillance'. She had an affair with the former monarch, 83, between 2004 and 2009. She later claimed he had 'gifted' her €65 million out of guilt for the 'intense pressure' she came under and as an expression of his love. It's believed the payment came out of funds that originated with a $100million gift from the late King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia in 2008. The 83-year-old monarch - who is married to Queen Sofia, 82 - is being probed

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SHE has spent the summer getting back to her roots. Love Island star Dani Dyer jetted to Mallorca - where her grandfather comes from - for her 25th birthday celebrations. The winner of the celebrated British TV show rented a villa with her parents and son Santiago. She shared a series of snaps of her stunning break on her Instagram and YouTube feeds. They included one of her father, Eastenders star Danny, toasting to his 'sweet one'.

OLD FLAMES: Former King and his ex-lover Corinna by Swiss prosecutors over a ines-Krause, as well as from number of accounts in tax private jet company Zagatka. havens. The ongoing investigation is Prosecutors are currently focussing on the period beinvestigating tween 2014 to 2018. deposits into A Channel 5 source told the his accounts Olive Press, the 90-minute where he re- documentary would be ‘conceived his troversial’ and ‘eye-openofficial roy- ing’’. al allowance It talks to key experts, biogof almost raphers and historians who €200,000 a know about Juan Carlos' early life, how he rejected Franyear. The Spanish co's ideals and helped usher tax authorities Spain to democracy. are particu- “We will also be looking at his larly interest- more recent downfall and the ed in pay- investigations he faces, and ments made finally what his legacy will HOLS: Dani and dad tby Mexican be in the eyes of his countryAllen Sang- men,” said the source.

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Slimmed down sparkle This years Global Gift Gala was down in numbers due to the pandemic and health restrictions, but the occasion had a dash of Hollywood glamour as always. Although Global Gift Ambassador and frequent Marbella visior Eva Longoria was unable to attend, founder Maria Bravo was joined on the night by Prison Break actor Amaury Nolasco, Despacito singer Luis Fonsi and CSI star Gary Dourdan, along with Miss World 2020, Ana Garcia Segundo. The most special guests, however, were the inspirational young people who have benefited from the work of the Global Gift Foundation.

HOTTING UP SPAIN and Belgium are the first two teams to qualify for the finals of the European Cricket Championship. They topped Group A of the 10-overs-a-side competition being held at the Cartama Oval, near Malaga. In total, 15 nations are battling it out to earn the chance to be crowned champions in finals week where six teams will play a round robin competition from October 4 to 8. There are plenty of games to watch for enthusiasts, with games in Group B currently being played. Defending champions Germany and an England XI will be in action next week in Group C. In total, 100 matches will have been played in the European Cricket Network-organised competition. For more details visit www.ecn.cricket

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HOPES that the COVID lockdown would lead to a baby boom as bored couples got romantic to pass the time were well wide of the mark. Alicante’s birth rate has actually dropped to levels not seen since the years after the Spanish Civil War. The downturn started last December, some nine months after State of Alarm restrictions were imposed to reduce the spread of COVID-19. And latest figures from the National Institute of Statis-

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tics (INE) suggest that 2021 will produce the lowest number of new babies since the 1940’s. The first seven months of the year have shown a 4.56% fall in births compared to the same period last year. The INE reported 7,306 new babies up to the end of July, 349 fewer than between January and July 2020. Indications

September 23rd October 6th 2021 suggest that the rest of 2021 will continue to see an even larger fall in the birth rate. It appears that concerns over the economy and job prospects have acted as a block on births. The INE says that the last significant birth rate fall was in the wake of the 2009 economic crisis. The situation extends across the whole of Spain. Just over 191,000 births were recorded between January and July - the lowest total since national figures started to be collated in 1941.

MISSING A LIMB

British footballer admitted for gallstone operation loses his right leg at scandal-hit hospital

A BRITISH expat went into a beleaguered Costa Blanca hospital for routine gallstone treatment, and came out minus his right leg. The 68-year-old is now waiting for a prosthetic leg after the ‘shocking treatment’ he received at Torrevieja hospital. His family are now demanding answers, alongside up to a dozen other expats who have received poor treatment there. The man, James, who has asked for his surname to be removed as he continues to receive treatment, had been admitted to the hospital in November last year, suffering from high blood pressure and a sporadic heart rate. Until then he had enjoyed a fit and healthy lifestyle playing golf three times a week, since he and his wife Ann moved to Spain in 2019. Tests quickly revealed a gallbladder infection and an operation was scheduled, but not before he spent a long period in hospital leading to bedsores, claims his wife.

ORDEAL: James in his hospital bed EXCLUSIVE By Simon Wade

After suffering in bed for a week, he had the operation and was sent home but without any aftercare advice and still wearing his catheter. Within a week, the diabetic was admitted back to the hos-

Unlucky Stripes A BAR owner in Valencia can’t get over his astonishment at finding a zebra crossing painted across the entire terrace of his bar. Adrian Iniesta, a bar owner from Catarroja in the province of Valencia, complains that the stripes, which occupy almost the entire terrace of his bar, appeared overnight. He claims a day after getting notification from the council about plans for the pedestrian crossing he presented a petition at the town hall to halt the road marking. But it was already too late. When he returned to open up his bar, broad white stripes had already been painted across the road and across almost the entire terrace, taking up the space of six tables. “The terrace is everything for us and with this the council will effectively put an end to my business” a mortified Iniesta said. The crossing is located just 10 metres away from another identical one.

pital with a urine infection. “He was often confused and drifting in and out of consciousness,” Ann told the Olive Press. Her diary of the saga, shared exclusively with the Olive Press, reveals the full horror of his treatment at the hands of staff. One entry, dated December 7, reads: “Terrified during the night as he wakes up to a war zone.”

Painful

The next day’s entry reads: “Right leg is painful below the knee, doctor says might be blood clot, getting ultra-scan ordered.” Later, she adds: “Confirmed blood clot and doctor says leg is dead, going to amputate!” The next time Ann saw James, he was an amputee, less than five weeks after gallstone treatment. The couple are still waiting for a full explanation why such a horrific issue should arise from a straightforward visit to the hospital. James is now working on his upper body strength to ensure a good quality of life when he receives his new leg. He still has a catheter fitted and is still receiving treatment for bowel issues brought on by the blood poisoning from the bed sore, explained Ann. The hospital was unable to confirm the events when contacted by the Olive Press.

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HELLFIRE

LMOST every day for the last 12 years tour guide Jonas Perez has told visitors about the ‘active, but dormant’ volcano that dominates the landscape of La Palma. But it wasn’t until Sunday at 3.12pm, the moment when a vent ripped open in the Cumbre Vieja volcanic ridge spewing hot lava into the air, that he truly understood the reality of it. “It provokes very mixed feelings,” he told the Olive Press. “By day it’s devastating watching the lava eat up land and properties as it slowly moves towards the sea, cutting up

‘It’s terrifying, tragic… and the greatest show on earth’: La Palma tour guide shares volcano eruption story EXCLUSIVE By Fiona Govan

roads and dividing communities. “But at night when red hot lava is shooting up 30-40 metres into the sky and the landscape glows a deep red with the moving lava, it is the most enthralling spectacle you’ll ever see.”

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AN OFF-DUTY policeman has been hailed a hero after saving an elderly woman from drowning whilst on holiday in the Valencia Community. The brave Policia Nacional officer had been sunbathing on Mareny Blau beach in Sueca when he noticed a body floating in the water and just a few metres away, a man screaming for help. The officer jumped into the sea and swam to the 77-yearold unconscious woman, taking her back to the shore. Here, he gave CPR for almost eight minutes until she was brought back from the brink of death. The policeman then continued giving mouth to mouth for seven minutes until medics arrived. The woman remains in hospital under observation.

Perez, 44, his wife and their four-year-old twin daughters are among the 5,000 or so residents who were evacuated from their homes in the hours immediately after the volcano erupted. It came after a week of seismic activity that led to authorities raising the alarm for a possible eruption. “We packed up everything, got in the car and drove to the other side of the island,” explained Perez who runs Isla Bonita Tours. So far, his home is not among the 166 that has been swallowed by black lava as it cut a devastating swathe through the landscape. “Whether our homes are destroyed or not is completely down to luck,” he admitted. Authorities estimate around 10,000 people could be displaced during the eruption which could last weeks. The last time the volcano was active in October 1971, the eruption lasted 23 days.

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ONE of Spain’s richest expats has cashed in to the tune of £110 million. That’s how much Charlie Mullins (pictured at his La Cala home) is set to pocket after selling Pimlico Plumbers, the company he founded 42 years ago and whose clients include Helen Mirren and Joanna Lumley. Mullins, who lives in Mijas, has sold up to a private equity firm. He already has an estimated worth of £70million and the sale will dramatically enhance his fortune, given he owns 90% of the company. He told the Olive Press last year he was planning to move to live in Spain permanently.

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OPINION SPIRIT OF THE BLITZ IN England we call it the ‘Blitz Spirit’- that sense of community that brings people together in the face of great adversity, not just to make the best of it but to reach out and go the extra mile to really help those that need it. There may not be an equivalent term in Spanish (and if there is, please write in and tell us) but here - as in the worn-torn London of World War Two when the German bombs rained down - people certainly have the propensity to behave the same way. The wildfire that ravaged the hills above the Costa del Sol earlier this month served to bring out the very best in the Costa del Sol community. People were united in despair as they watched hillsides burn. They rallied round to offer shelter to those fleeing from their homes as the blaze threatened to devour properties. And in the aftermath of the tragedy, once the flames were dampened, people didn’t forget the debt owed to firefighters who risked everything, and who tragically lost one of their own. When the brigades returned from the hills it was rightfully to a heroes’ welcome in Estepona and fundraising efforts to rebuild lives are continuing in a material show of appreciation. A similar drama is now playing out in the Canary Islands where forces of nature are to blame instead of a despicable act of arson from a particularly evil individual. But there too, we’ll see that the human spirit will not be broken and as homes are ripped apart, community roots grow stronger. PUBLISHER / EDITOR

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EXCLUSIVE: Frantic battle saw expat charity bosses rescue 100 dogs just before Sierra Bermeja wildfire engulfed their centre

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AN animal rescue centre boss By Elena Gocmen Rueda has recalled the dramatic mo& Amber Edirisinghe ment she and her husband had to evacuate their shelter asMalaga's biggest wildfire for decades after walking around the site with raced towards them. Brown and her husband, treasurSusie Brown, the president of er Reg Winkworth - the British ADANA (Association for the rights mother-of-one was frequently of abandoned animals), revealed overcome with emotion. how they had been ordered to re- It is hardly surprising with the treat ‘immediately’ after the wind entire valley around them being changed directotally obliterated tion, sending the by the blaze as it Sierra Bermeja 'We got out by raged for six days blaze directly toand leading to the skin of our the destruction of wards them. “Everyone was so hectares. teeth', shelter 10,000 scared,” revealed Driving up to the Brown who deshelter in the boss Brown scribed it as ‘a Parque de los Perevealed miracle’ that the dregales, on the entire centre in border of EstepoEstepona was not na and Casares, razed to the ground. the absolute devastation was all Speaking to the Olive Press on too clear. her first trip back, she added: The ‘sixth generation’ wildfire, “Someone was definitely watch- which was only finally extining over us. If we had been evac- guished largely thanks to rain, uated just half an hour later we has decimated the shelter’s surwouldn’t have made it”. roundings, as well as its outbuildIn an extremely moving interview - ings which held around €10,000 worth of vital supplies, many of them medical. By something of a miracle the main building survived thanks to the volunteers cutting a big fire break around it last year. The shelter had to be evacuat- DEVASTATION: Susie Brown and Reg Winkworth (inset) organised the evac ed along with its 100 dogs after strong winds suddenly fanned were scuppered when news of a tangled mess with volunteers HE wildfire which the flames and they began to the shelter’s struggle was pub- struggling to get by in their vans raged through the crawl down the mountain at lished on social media with pleas carrying the animals. Sierra Bermeja ravaround 8am. to ‘get to ADANA, quickly, they “We got out by the skin of our aging 9,670 hectBrown and her husband had need help with the evacuation’. teeth,” Brown revealed, as tears ares with a perimeter of 85 been monitoring the situation Soon hordes of well-meaning vol- rolled down her cheeks. kilometres is anything but through CCTV cameras fitted unteers began to turn up along She continued that firefighters the biggest fire in Spain’s around the property and even with children in tow. had told them they would have recent history. slept there for two nights. It turned out to be more of a hin- to sacrifice the shelter and let it In fact it comes in ninth As well as cutting the fire break, drance than a help, with Wink- burn as they didn’t have enough and pales in comparison to the charity had also put an emer- worth describing the scene as manpower to protect it. the Minas de Riotinto blaze gency evacuation plan in place ‘surreal’ and like ‘a horror movie’. “There were a thousand soldiers between Huelva and Sevilwith a list of people to get in touch Despite the goodwill it made the and firemen and 40 airplanes la in the summer of 2004 with if the shelter was at risk. evacuation far harder, as the but they just couldn’t cope,” she destroying 29,867 hectHowever, the well made plans narrow access tracks became added. ares across 13 municipalities and killing two people. The second worst fire this century broke out at a welding workshop in 2012 in Corte de Pallas, in Valencia, devastating 28,879 YOUR LEGAL PROBLEMS ADDRESSED BY ANTONIO FLORES hectares. Another blaze this year in Cepeda La Mora, near Avila, which started when a car burst into flames, saw 21,993 hectares destroyed over eight days. And back in 2012, a wildfire in Andilla, Valencia, saw some 20,064 hectares scorched. That same year Castrocontrigo, in León, had a fire ravaging 11,592 hectares. N the wake of the wildfire that raged In 2005, a fire in the through Sierra Bermeja speculation is province of Guadalamounting as to the ‘who, how or where’ of jara torched 10,352 the source of the blaze. hectares. If you ask any Spaniard as to what the most Next comes a 2017 likely cause of forest fires is, they will autofire in Encinedo matically point in one direction: real estate (Leon) which speculation. burnt 9,820 had occurred would have never been eligible This false belief has been so deeply ingrained for construction anyway, largely due to locahectares, in their mentality that the 2003 Government tion or it being publicly owned. while a fire decided to act to discourage arsonists from Still, the conservative Aznar government of in Quesada, believing fires could lead to rural land being 2003 thought that the 30-year ban on real in Jaen, saw reclassified for building even though it was estate development would fix the problem. 9,756 hectnot the case.. ares burnt in Unfortunately statistics tell another story. So a new Mountains Act was passed that Although the number of burnt hectares has 2015. It thereprohibited for 30 years the change in use of been reduced, there has not been a notable fore comes in forest land after a fire. ninth, with decrease since the worst years (1976-1994). It also made the regional government respon- The thing is that fires have rarely been the 2012 sible for ensuring the restoration of forests caused by owners of the affected land and fire in Malfollowing a blaze and banned any activity that therefore we should look deep into the arsonaga, which would get in the way of the regeneration. razed 8250 ists’ deranged minds and their psychological For the most part, forestry where wildfires characteristics for an explanation. hectares, coming in around Email Antonio at aflores@lawbird.com tenth.

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PHOENIX FROM THE FLAMES...

EET Phoenix who within just two days of the fire was dumped near ADANA. Volunteers working on the clean-up operation at the animal shelter took in the abandoned dog along with his sibling when they were found abandoned tied to a fence near their centre amongst the still smouldering countryside. ADANA’s Susie Brown and Reg Winkworth took in the two lovable dogs without a moment’s hesitation. Winkworth said that Brown wanted to give them ‘two very poignant names’, so the canines were aptly named Phoenix and Pegasus. The pair were said to have been brought in ‘starving’. Winkworth said: “They’re safe now so that’s the most important thing.”

cuation of the ADANA shelter as flames destroyed the surrounding area Walking around the shelter to assess the damage, they described the silence as ‘the weirdest feeling’, as the usually lively shelter that can house up to 150 dogs was completely empty. A series of pipes that provide water for the animals had been destroyed, meaning the dogs can’t return until this is fixed. Luckily they have a 19,000 litre reserve tank that will be able to help them for the meantime while they seek to get new pipes installed. The outer fences that are usually used to contain dogs in case they run away were also completely burnt along with the thermal winter beds that help to keep the dogs warm later in the year. Volunteers have finally returned

to begin the slow process of clearing the debris and trying to begin to return the place to normal. For now, the dogs are being safely housed with 60 different families along the coast. “People were amazing, we have the best supporters,” added Brown. She was also keen to squash a series of ‘fake news stories’ that spread about them having chosen to abandon ‘angry dogs’ and horses at the shelter. It ended up causing a lot more problems as their switchboard became blocked by angry people

Horrifying screams AS well as scorching temperatures and choking fumes, firefighters had to endure the horrifying screeches of wild animals trapped by the fire. Dozens of charred animal carcasses have already been found in the aftermath, particularly those of goats and sheep. Many other creatures, including rabbits, deer and wild boar also died. The nests of around three pairs of Golden Eagles and 10 pairs of Eagle Owls were also destroyed. The Sierra Bermeja is home to 14 species of invertebrates as well as 300 wild mountain goats or Ibex. One fireman described the ‘horrifying screeches’ of wild boars stuck in the undergrowth as he and his team battled against the deadly flames. Francisco Morales told of his feelings of ‘impotence’ and ‘sorrow’ during the six days they were battling the fire. More than 25 volunteer vets with expertise in disaster conditions have come forward to give advice and care to wild animals burnt in the fire. The Malaga Veterinary Association set up a 24-hour hotline (630 80 99 23) to report any sightings of animals injured.

calling up to complain about it. They even received a message from an English newspaper asking: “Why did you let your horses burn?” As for all the generous volunteers, Brown wants to thank them for their ‘phenomenal response’. However, she stressed that the existing team of volunteers are going to have to sort out the cleanup themselves, saying that ‘no matter how kind and well meaning people are, please stay at home’.

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VERY day, almost every hour and sometimes by the minute we are putting up breaking stories online. Over the last 48 hours it has been the remarkable volcano erupting in La Palma, while over the last fortnight it has been the terrifying Sierra Bermeja wildfire. Our website often publishes 25 stories or more on what is happening around the country on any given day. BREAKING Be it floods, fires or terrorist attacks, we have it covered… and we will enNEWS sure to get journalists into the area as soon as we can. Take the fire in Estepona. Over a week-long period we published over two dozen stories - many of them exclusive - with analysis on the horror blaze that killed a fireman and razed 10,000 hectares. Our reporters sought out officials working to contain the blaze to keep our readers informed about how it was developing. We kept in touch with those who were most affected and those who were forced to flee from their properties as the flames approached. And we told their stories. And now our team is doing the same to cover developments as a volcano erupts in La Palma, by speaking to people on the ground, checking official sources, and publishing the most up to date and reliable information. BREAKING It is perhaps little surprise that over the last fortnight we have NEWS seen a healthy 78 people signing up for our paywall online. The team at the Olive Press is dedicated to providing reliable factual reporting but we can only do this by asking our readers to support us. We already have 30,000 of you following us on Facebook, 10,000 on Twitter and 2,000 on Instagram. Please now come and register online and subscribe for full adfree access to our website as well as daily newsletters with all the news straight to your inbox.

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URGENT: Petition for extention of park grows fast

A CAMPAIGN to turn the Sierra Bermeja into a national park is gathering steam. A petition to include it in an extended Sierra de las Nieves national park now has 71,000 signatures. Such a move would mean 'more vigilance, more controls and more resources for fire prevention'. Scientists insist the area has a ‘unique and invaluable’ ecosystem, which needs urgent protection. One biologist Felipe Roman, claimed that the area had been ‘completely abandoned to its fate’. The Sierra Bermeja National Park Platform failed to get support from either the PSOE or PP when the Sierra de las Nieves national park, between Mijas and Ronda, was finally created this year. The map above shows the new national park boundary in green with the proposed extention in red.

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National park status would help protect these beautiful areas

ORMALLY I dedicate this column to criticising mankind’s ability to damage the world we live in. Instead of dwelling on global warming, CO2 emissions, pollution of our seas and the air we breathe, this week I want to reflect on the catastrophic damage caused in the Sierra Bermeja. I watched from my terrace as the fires raged in the distance, the night sky alight with an orange glow wrapped with turgid smoke. 10,000 hectares of beautiful nature de-

stroyed. Countless animals burnt alive. Unique forms of flora and fauna decimated. People evacuated from their homes. A brave firefighter dead, leaving behind a wife and two young children to live a very different life to the one they planned.

WHY? This was an intentional act of arson. It was clear to investigators that this could not have happened any other way. One Olive Press reader wrote to me saying that the guilty parties ‘should be burnt at the stake’. An understandable sentiment , although an unlikely outcome. I cannot fathom why anyone would want to do this. I hope they rot in jail until the next mil-

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Disastrous wildfire gives food for thought lennium. All this does make me reflect on the beauty that surrounds us. Spain has it all - sea, mountains, fabulous landscapes. It needs protecting. Areas like the Sierra Bermeja need National Park status, and a suitable infrastructure to enable it to be protected and thrive. I hope the Spanish government provides suitable financial support to enable speedy restitution in the Sierra Bermeja. I have been touched by the many local initiatives that have sprung into action:

-The charity Collective Calling organised and delivered food parcels to displaced and affected families -GoFundMe pages to raise funds to help resident animals who lost their feeding habitat -Aloha College Marbella with a non uniform day to raise funds These are just a few of the many examples of how communities pull together to relieve disaster. The sad thing here is that this disaster should never have happened.

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CLIMATE change is to blame for the dramatic shrinking of glaciers in the Pyrenees which could all but disappear within two decades, scientists in Spain have warned. A new study reveals the extent to which the ice mass has melted at a steady but rapid speed since the 1980s. Three glaciers have all but disappeared since 2011 leaving just stagnant strips of ice behind while in 17 of the remaining ice sheets an average loss of 6.3metres of ice thickness has been recorded. And in parts of the fasting-melting glaciers, the ice thickness loss was estimated to be up to 20 metres. Using high-res satellite imagery dating back to 2011 and

drone footage collected last summer, a team from the Pyrenean Institute of Ecology, (IPE) mapped ice mass evolution and produced 3D models of the shrinkage.

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According to the study, the ice mass of Pyrenean glaciers shrank by over one-fifth on average over the last decade. The researchers firmly lay the blame for the shrinking glaciers on climate change and specifically the 1.5ºC rise in temperatures in the mountain region over the last century. Jesus Revuelto, one of the research team said the findings should act as an alarm bell.

Running out of Puffinus THE most critically endangered seabird in Europe has been spotted off the coast of Ibiza. At least 10 pairs of Balearic Shearwaters were seen nesting on the islet of Es Vedranell. Balearic Shearwaters are one of the rarest birds in Europe and one of two listed as ‘Critically Endangered’. As well as a low reproduction rate and small population, it has a very high mortality rate from non-natural causes such as being hunted by rats and cats. Many get accidentally caught in fishing gear.

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David Lynch and Pharrell Williams team up for nightclub

Cocktails Managed by Arnaud Frisch, the space has been designed by Moredesign with the cocktails imagined by Diego Cabrera. While the artsy club and cocktail bar is something to behold, these peculiarities are enhanced by a Balearic-themed restaurant backed by Williams’ own ToGo street-food group. Sitting on wooden tables directly on Cala Moli beach, diners can enjoy simple dishes such as a strawberry, feta and tomato salad, tempura calamari or Iberian pork with sweet potatoes and chorizo. There’s even a pool complete with a simple poolside menu that includes Mediterranean favourites including toasted focaccia bread and mozzarella with caramelised tomato. This is not the first time Lynch has delved into the nightclub world having opened a members-only club

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in Paris called Club Silencio which was inspired by his classic film Mulholland HUGE prehistoric footprints uncovered in western Andalucia belong to elephants, researchers have confirmed. After careful analyses of fossilised footprints discovered along a stretch of the Huelva coastline between Matalascañas and Mazagon, experts have revealed

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ONE of Spain’s biggest music festivals celebrated 10 years this summer with its longest ever season. This year’s Starlite festival in Marbella featured more than 180 shows in 80 days - 57 concerts in the main auditorium and more than 124 on the outside stages - and attracted 161, 724 concert goers. Although hampered by COVID restrictions and travel rules that meant many international acts were unable to perform, Starlite still featured a diverse lineup of artists across all musical genres. They included Tom Jones, Bonnie Tyler, Nicky Jam, Raphael, Miguel Ríos, Carlos Rivera, Placido Domingo, and Ara Malikian. straight-tusked elephants. Researchers from the University of Lisbon assessed the height, mass and age of the elephants by each of the 34 tracks discovered and believe that the footprints belong to 14 young calves, eight juveniles (aged two– 7), six adolescents and five adults.

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In a second extract from his new book My Search For Madeleine Olive Press editor Jon Clarke tracks chief suspect in the Maddie McCann case Christian Brueckner to a desolate corner of Saxony

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September 23rd - October 6th 2021

Shallow grave?

T the end of a dark, narrow track I finally found the collection of derelict buildings, suffocated by knee high weeds and weighed down by history. The former East German box factory, near the tiny Saxony village of Neuwegersleben, was one part of my journey into the heart of darkness for my book that I couldn’t avoid. It was here that the prime suspect in the Madeleine McCann case Christian Brueckner invested €36,000, through an auction in Leipzig, and here that police found up to 20,000 sickening photos and videos he had hidden in a Lidl bag under the body of his buried dead dog Charlie. I arrived on a sunny afternoon to find nobody else about, although I recognised it from a SINISTER: One of Brueckner’s cara and an apparent shallow grave at the German box factory, Maddie and Brueckner (below) number of press reports. It had thing rather more sinister than fit the bill. ‘Particularly if evitaken some time to find the making boxes. Perhaps arma- dence is destroyed afterwards,’ site, which spread over quite ments. There were dozens of he had replied to his pal. a number of hectares and its openings that led down to dark ... rusty old gate was chained shut spaces, some interlinked and and had a ‘Stop’ sign alongside others full of rubbish. I had those words etched in my it. I clambered into the first build- brain so when I wandered to It was walking into the wide ing, which had a collapsed roof the back of the small annexe open expanse that you began and rubble piled up at least a I did a double take. Looking to realise what an incredible metre high. On one wall the recently dug up, and certainly opportunity this could have word Arbeit (job/ work) and two not appearing in a single photo been for a pervert like Bruec- shorter words could just about or video I had seen of the box kner, 44, who officially told be made out, not dissimilar factory, was what looked like friends that he wanted it to be to the words on the entrance a shallow grave, about 5ft in a car repair garage or some gate at Auschwitz concentra- length and a foot and a half in sort of sculpture tion camp: Arbeit in depth. garden. macht frei (work A pile of rubble, with chunks As Chief Prosesets you free). of concrete at the bottom, was saw cut into a workbench. gersleben was one such facilCould this cutor in the case I slowly wan- next to it, while an empty bot- There was a kitchen, two bath- ity. It would make more sense Hans Christian dered about the tle had been thrown in, almost rooms and a big room with doz- to blow the place up once the be where Wolters told me various build- for decoration. It was extremely ens of shelves, which had up investigation into Brueckner is Brueckner the following ings looking for sinister. to 1,000 books on them (many finally comday: “If you want anything of rel- When I later brought it up more were strewn on the floor), pleted. made some of to sexually abuse evance until I with the prosecutor in nearby as well as hundreds of old rekids, that is the his videos? stumbled across Braunschweig, he refused to cords, presumably all once My Search right place, as a side annexe be drawn on what they had stolen by Brueckner, including for Madnobody would with four huge found at the box factory, only one by Barry Manilow, which I eleine is see or hear plastic vats, presumably used admitting that they had recent- imagine wasn’t his taste. available on anything. There are no neigh- to store the diesel that Bruec- ly been back. The weirdest thing I found as I Amazon in bours!” kner stole on many occasions. The industrial site would have sifted through the cornucopia Kindle and The site was divided into a Next to it was another small been one hell of a job for the of neglect was a large series paperback grid of concrete squares and annexe with one big, heavy ga- police to examine and, it was of circular symbols sprayed v e r s i o n s comprised around half a doz- rage door slightly ajar. I pushed reported that 100 of them had on the floor at the threshold and at most en buildings. The first thing I it open and wandered in to been in situ for the first few of each room, a neo-Nazi-type good booknoted was the amount of un- find a pair of dirty mattresses days of the search which began Celtic cross in an electric or- shops derground areas, suggesting propped up against the wall, a on January 14, 2016. ange colour. that it was once used for some- tub full of empty alcohol bot- All around the site I found They appeared to have been recently, probably tles and a pair holes in the ground, openings added of broken wom- leading to cellars and tunnels. sprayed by police as they finen’s sunglass- Some areas had obviously ished inspecting a room in the been excavated by police, while latest search. es. Could this be many others appeared to have With dusk falling I took my where Bruec- been ignored. But that is only leave, not wanting to be stuck here at night and with an kner made guesswork. some of his The downright spookiest build- appointment already made videos? Did he ing was probably once the fac- with friends of Brueckner’s in keep women, tory’s main office and it was Braunschweig, an hour’s drive away. even children, the most intact. chained up I pushed open the door to go in Braunschweig, I later learned, and found a trapped bird flying was where Adolf Hitler had here? There was only around and tried to let it out, been given citizenship in 1932 to allow him to run in that one small win- unsuccessfully. dow with rein- This had obviously been the year’s German presidential forced glass, hub of activity and according election, and he was rewarded so this would to one of Brueckner’s friends with a series of ministries once be the place Bjorn, who I talked to later, this the Nazis took power the folfor it, and given was where he stored most of lowing year. his 2013 Skype his stolen goods, including doz- This included the Hitler Youth chat with his ens of computers, solar panels and even the SS training online friend and many other items. There schools base, while a numpanickspatz66 were pots of paint, cutlery, ber of key armament factories about ‘captur- countless chairs and tables, were set up around the area. UNSETTLING: Was this Brueckner’s place to ing something over a dozen computer mon- It would certainly make sense ‘capture something small’? small’, it would itors. A nasty looking circular that the nearby site in Neuwe-

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HIS LINKS TO GRANADA!

T was two weeks after Christian Brueckner had been made a prime suspect in the Madeleine McCann case in June 2020 that I received a call from the Mirror to dig into him in Spain. Talk about coincidences. I was actually reading a book about Orgiva, the Granada town, which I’d dubbed the ‘Glastonbury of southern Europe’ (and where, coincidentally, the Olive Press was born) when the reporter in London asked: ‘Can you get to a place called Orgiva?’ I almost fell off the sofa. ‘It’s where Brueckner’s friend Michael Tatschl lived for many years, a guy he went to prison with. I’ve tracked him down on Facebook and he would make an excellent interview.’ Despite omitting the fact that his Facebook page actually showed him leaving Orgiva in 2016 – or that his featured image showed him snarling at the camera with his middle finger sticking up – it was definitely worth the threehour drive into the Sierra Nevada mountains. Most of all though it came as a real Eureka moment when two dots itching to be joined were finally united as a concrete certainty: the hippie hangout of Barao de Sao Joao in the Algarve, where Brueckner lived for some time, now had a direct crime link to Orgiva, the new age capital of Spain. I had long had a feeling Brueckner would have links to Orgiva, with its little-checked, free-spirited community of international travellers tucked away in a string of hidden valleys. The Alpujarras is a region I know well having come across the fledgling Olive Press there in its first few months, while writing a travel article for a UK paper.

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September 23rd - October 6th 2021

Spanish chefs dominate world’s Best Chef awards

TOP CHOICE A ZOO in Valencia has been named one of the best attractions in the world. Bioparc has been handed a ‘Travelers’ Choice’ award from TripAdvisor for the 11th consecutive year. With 150 different species, Bioparc aims to give visitors the chance to experience the African continent and learn the importance of protecting natural environments. The park is divided into four main areas with one of its star attractions being a perfectly recreated baobab forest home to a dozen elephants, making it one of the largest herds of the species in Spain. The coronavirus pandemic had made it particularly difficult for the park since it relies heavily on the income generated from its visitors. With the d o o r s closed for much of 2020, all work focused entirely on caring for the animals and improving their conditions.

FROM Sunday September 26, Alicante City Council will kick off its hiking season offering free guided routes every weekend until November 14. As part of the ‘Walking with the Council’ campaign, participants will be able to explore some of the most idyllic enclaves of the province

Boots on

including the Sierra de la Villa, Lagunas de la Mata, L’Alt de Guisop and El Clot de Galvany. Councillor Eduardo Dolon spoke of his intentions to ‘promote sport, bring the beauty of nature closer to the community and raise awareness about

recognised the hardship suffered by restaurants during the coronavirus pandemic. During the pandemic Muñoz launched a successful takeaway service GoXo offering food from his restaurant in Madrid and then expanded to Barcelona.

CASH BOOST ORIHUELA COSTA is to reap the benefit of Spain’s EU membership by taking advantage of a €3m fund for sustainable tourism in the area. European funds will be available for the Destination Tourism Sustainability project, launched in Orihuela on Tuesday. Mayor, Emilio Bascuñana, along with Mariola Rocamora and Jose Galiano, from Tourism & Transport respectively, presented the project as part of the nationwide call for eco-friendly tourism. Rocamora explained: “With this plan we act from different areas: mobility, nature and heritage.” Focus will also be developed in the improvement of energy efficiency; the digital transition; and competitiveness with other areas. A 17-point master-plan is expected soon, for both Orihuela and Orihuela Costa, which includes popular expat areas such as Playa Flamenca, Cabo Roig and Campoamar. Bascuñana added: “It is an exciting project and very well developed, [it] will bring very important actions for tourism development in the municipality.”

the importance to conserve and respect our environment’ with the campaign. This Sunday, those joining the tour will be able to enjoy Cami del Castell d’Aixa, beginning their journey in Lliber and continuing through the Gorgos riverbed and Coll del Trencall del Matxo.

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He leapt from number five on the list last year to scoop the top award describing the recognition as ‘the greatest joy’. Muñoz was among 15 Spanish chefs named in the top 100 chefs which included Basque chef Andoni Luis Aduriz, from Mugaritz restaurant, in third place. Joan Roca, one of the brothers behind El Celler de Can Roca in Catalunya, appeared in fourth place and also took home the Science Award.

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The team at Barcelona’s Disfrutar - Oriol Castro, Eduard Xatruch and Mateu Casañas- were jointly recognised in sixth position. Other Spanish chefs named on the top 100 list are Martin Berasategui, (at number 28), Eneko Atxa (31) Paco Roncero (45); Angel Leon (48); Paco Morales (54); Quique Dacosta, (57); Jordi Cruz, (59); Antonio Romero (87); and Diego Guerrero (89).

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A SPANISH chef has scooped the top prize in The Best Chef Awards 2021 in a list dominated by Spanish talent. 41 year-old David Muñoz is the owner of Madrid’s three Michelin starred DiverXo collected his award in Amsterdam with a speech that

TOP PAELLA CHEF NOELIA PASCUAL from restaurant Cachito en Elche has won the World Paella Day Cup. It is a tribute to Valencia’s most universal dish, and is celebrated every September 20 - coinciding with the harvesting of its main ingredient: rice. This year, chefs from all over the world competed live in La Marina de Valencia, specifically in La Marineta in the second edition of the event. The winner was warded a trophy made by the Fallas artist, Jose Luis Platero.

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Strange sights Pay a visit to six of the most unusual museums in Spain

PAIN has its fair share of world-class museums and galleries to visit, but look beyond the major tourist attractions and you will find some small and sometimes frankly bizarre collections dotted across the country. Here are six of the most unusual and fascinating museums to seek out if you are travelling off the beaten track.

MUSEUM OF SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS FROM just a single pepper mill, Andrea Ludden grew her collection to what it is today, with over 20,000 pairs of eclectic salt and pepper shakers. Ludden has organised shakers dependent on theme and colour and it’s crazy to see the variety of different pieces from replicas of the beatles to antique pieces from the 1800’s. Head inland from the Costa Blanca to the hilltown of El Castel de Guadalest in Alicante, to visit the collection and spice up your life! BESALÚ in La Garrotxa is home to this collection, inaugurated in 2007 by artist and jeweller Lluís Carreras. The museum displays over 5,000 pieces of miniature artwork, with many pieces having to be viewed through a microscope. Some pieces to note are an ant holding an umbrella whilst walking a tightrope and pinocchio and his maker in a peanut shell but there are many more.

MICROMUNDI MUSEUM OF MINIATURES

The collection is very diverse as it receives donations from many different artists.

WITCHES MUSEUM

ALTHOUGH there are indeed many torture museums all over the world, this one found in Cantabria’s Santillana del Mar, focuses in on methods used during the Spanish inquisition. There are over 50 gruesome torture instruments on display, from guillotines to iron maidens and chastity belts.

GENERATIONS of melon farmers belong to Madrid’s Villaconejos and the fruity museum sprouted here acts as an exploration of the history of the area, honouring the fruit itself and its growers. The municipality even hosts its own melon festival in autumn!

AS home to one of the largest known witch trials in history, it is natural that the town of Zugarramurdi in Navarra is also the location of this museum. The museum remembers the 53 victims who were sent to the stake and prison during the trials and explores the history of the myths and folklore surrounding witchcraft.

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The Perfect Patacona HERE are many restaurants along Valencia’s wide promenade, but Casa Patacona is undoubtedly one of the best. Located in Patacona, it has incredible sea views with three great terraces - one in front, other inside and the third, the best one, on the first floor - as well as a private area for events, such as family or company gatherings. I was particularly impressed by the friendliness of the service at a lunch with some colleagues and their children, where I made some mouth-watering discoveries such as the delicious Valencian tomato salad with tuna belly. For the main course we chose the classic Valencian paella - which the children loved - as well as a more daring duck confit and mushrooms paella. It was a real discovery and I will definitely try it again. The restaurant was created by Vicente Barberá and Miguel Portero, who saw the opportunity to open a trendy new venue in what was then an underdeveloped area in 2013. They weren’t wrong. The area is now one of the most affluent on the entire Valencian coast and also very popular. “I saw that Patacona, where I’ve lived since 1996, was starting to develop,” he explains. “We rented a villa in March 2013 and in July, once it was refurbished, we opened it. It was one of the first restaurants to open on Patacona Beach. “During this time, the restaurant has built up a loyal local clientele along with many tourists. That was until the COVID hit in 2020. “The Covid times have been very hard for everyone in this business, both because of the restrictions and limited opening hours and the discomfort and anxiety that eating out created for customers. “We closed during the initial shut, and when we

were allowed to open for limited hours we also started offering take-away, so we’ve been open ever since. It was a success as many new people in the area got to know them and many used Glovo’s delivery service. “Many of them became our regular customers in the end,” he adds happily. What sets Casa Patacona apart from the rest? “We specialise in paellas and rice dishes. We don’t have a main chef, in fact all our cooks are qualified to cook hot dishes, such as paella, as well as grilled meats”. “We also emphasise that the waiters treat the customer in a friendly way. We want people to feel at home. “For me it is very important that my staff get on well together, the spirit of companionship is key to making a good team. I think we have achieved that”, he ends. Casa Patacona is open from 8.30am to 1am without a break. To book a table and enjoy Mediterranean cuisine with stunning sea views, or just a drink by the beach at any time of the day, here’s how to get in touch: Casa Patacona, Paseo Marítimo de la Patacona n 14, 46120, Alboraya, Valencia T. 96 372 40 95 I 618 356 043 I info@casapatacona.com

Enjoy Mediterranean cuisine in a beautiful environment

MUSEUM OF FUNERAL CARRIAGES OPENED in Barcelona in the 1970’s by Cristóbal Torra. This seemingly morbid museum displays 19 pieces from the 18th century to the 1950’s including: 13 horse-drawn hearses, 6 accompanying cars and 3 motor hearses. Visitors can marvel at the intricate carriages and take a glimpse into the history of funerals past.

Paseo Maritimo de la Patacona n 14, 46120, Alboraya, Valencia I T. 96 372 40 95 I 618 356 043 I info@casapatacona.com

GETTING BIGGER

EL Canto Chambers is opening a new office in Palma, Mallorca, as the London-based barrister chambers expands its work across the UK and Spain in response to increasing demand for advice on the opportunities available in the Balearic Islands. Covid-19-related restrictions encouraged many to re-think their lifestyle choices and as such, UK entrepreneurs are increasingly looking to move their business operations and residency to sunnier climates. Recognising that many businesses can operate from anywhere in the world, Spain has become one of the most popular choices, with the Balearic Islands coming up trumps. Since the Brexit vote, interest from British investors into Spain has grown significantly, with the UK becoming the main foreign investor in Spain in 2019. Investment by British companies increased by almost 80% in the first half of 2019 compared to the same time in 2018, to €3.125bn.

Relocation

While many entrepreneurs are considering relocating their UK-based business to Spain, there are also many investors looking to buy a small or medium sized enterprise in Mallorca or one of the other Balearic Islands. The types of business vary greatly, from service-based businesses to boat chartering and horse riding, with Spaniards selling these to UK citizens. The type of activity you wish to embark upon goes together with the need to gain residency. There are three available visa options to consider. Golden Visas incur mostly a €500,000 expenditure out of tax and expenses and will reward you with citizenship for investing into the country, other Golden Visa options related to significant deposit and Spanish company invest-

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Julio Prieto is an international barrister specialised in Tax and Private Clients, based in London and Palma de Mallorca. ments’ are options to be considered too; The Non-Lucrative visa relies on the person’s own financial resources to ‘sufficiently’ maintain him/herself and family members – this is a good option if you are not planning to undertake professional activities in Spain, so is ideal for retired people that want to spend most of their time in Spain. Finally, the Entrepreneur visa requires a specific cost to start up a business in Spain considering innovation and benefits that the business will bring to Spain as other requirements. It is also important that expats consider their tax options when relocating to Spain, especially prior to buying a property in the Balearic Islands and seek professional advice from international lawyers with a good understanding of the two jurisdictions (the UK and Spain). This requires a variety of taxes payable, which consist generally of personal income tax on property or any income rental; capital gains tax; city council tax; and tax on assets such as boats. For British citizens and foreign expats planning on moving or operating their business from Spain, there are many options available.

To make a no-obligation enquiry, please either call Del Canto Chambers now on: +44 2070 430648 or complete our online form on our website’s contact page, which after receipt we will come back to you within 24 hours. Our office in Ibiza are located on: Calle Illa Plana 7, 07800 Ibiza, Islas Baleares. Contact us directly on 971 761 171

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O one wants to be the expat who can’t speak the language, but starting out on the road to being bilingual can be hugely intimidating. There are many different options and the indecipherable long lists of schools online would put off even the most enthusiastic of students. But here, the Olive Press has broken down all you need to know about picking the best

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LET’S GET The Olive Press takes a look at the variety of ways you can improve your Spanish and what to look out for in a course. language lessons for you and on this page some of the region’s finest schools can be found.

ALONE OR IN A GROUP? The first choice you face is whether you want to be taught alone or as part of a group, and both options have their advan-

tages and disadvantages. If you go solo you’ll have 100% of the tutor’s attention, making your lessons more intensive and solely structured around you. But many people find a group learning environment more beneficial, and that a sense of camaraderie boosts their enthusiasm. Learning from your peers is in-

valuable, and if you’ve recently moved here language classes can be a good way to meet like-minded people in a similar situation. There is much debate over whether solo or group classes are the more effective, but ultimately this choice is down to what you feel will suit you best.

FINDING A TUTOR There are many ways of tracking down a tutor, the most useful way in a smaller town is to check ads in local newspapers and other community areas like post offices and newsagents. If you’re in a larger town or city, there are a number of websites where tutors advertise that ensure a level of legitimacy. Try www.language-school-teachers.com, a website that allows you to search for tutors by city. Or www.spanishteachermalaga.com, which focusses on Malaga, Marbella and the Costa del Sol. The key factor for choosing a personal tutor is to find someone who you get on well with. Don’t be afraid of asking for a discounted first lesson, to make sure that the tutor is the kind of person you’re looking for.

Dynamic teaching for your children

HILDREN of all ages can meet and play in a completely English-language environment during afternoons and holiday times. They can improve their English skills through a completely learn-by-playing approach and meet new English-speaking pals in a fun and dynamic way that suits their own needs. As well, during the mornings throughout the school year, this new space offers a reduced ratio alternative for parents who are looking for a space where their babies and toddlers can learn and develop social skills, without being apart from them all day, every day. Uti-

Be prepared for schooling like you’ve never seen before! lizing the principles of positive discipline and the well-known Montessori and Reggio Emilia learning systems, it serves as a homeschool with flexible schedules and personalised attention, as opposed to a fullday kindergarten. With a maximum of five children per adult and offering different times and possibilities, Home School with Deni is always open and eager to attend your kid’s and family’s specific needs. Entrepreneur, teacher and psychopedagogist, Denissa Benco, developed this new way of understanding early childhood education for herself during the

pandemic: to continue giving a loving and complete education for her own children, and the possibility of socialising with kids their own age, whilst protecting them from potential problems at larger high-ratio schools. In this space, whether it is to socialise, practice English or to enjoy the learning environment daily, your children will learn and develop their personal skills by playing, exploring with their senses and imagination and being the best version of themselves. All through, a fun, personalised and loving way.

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TYPE OF COURSE The intensity of timetabling varies greatly from course to course. Some schools offer six hours of lessons a day, while others offer a couple of hours a week. Take into consideration how much time you want to dedicate to your lessons before choosing a course. In terms of class sizes, smaller classes are nearly always preferable, as they ensure you will get more time with the tutor and the class will progress more quickly. Look for schools that specify a number of pupils in each class, as the ones that don’t are likely to accepting applications until the class is too big to handle. Check the credentials of the teaching staff - the schools that show the credentials are proud

of the quality of their staff. The better the staff, the better the teaching. Find out where the other students are from - you’ll find that many schools cater to specific nationalities. Although it doesn’t sound very PC, this has its basis in the language. If your class is predominantly Portuguese or Italian, it is likely to move a lot quicker as the vocabulary and grammar is so similar and you may struggle to keep up. Are other cultural activities on offer? Many schools offer other opportunities to immerse yourself in

the Spanish culture, including cookery and dance lessons. Some schools operate a ‘20+5’ system, which consists of 20 hours of Spanish lessons a week with five additional hours of ‘extracurricular’ lessons included in the price. One school Pueblo Ingles is a total immersion school where you go and live in a stunning rural location in northern Spain for a week, just speaking Spanish. Check if they’re members of any associations Have a look at the FEDELE website. This is a federation of six smaller associations in

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POLICE are hot on the trail of a French pilgrim on the Camino de Santiago who vanished along with seven goats, three donkeys and a dog from a ‘secure pound’ where the animals were placed when officers demanded to see paperwork.

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A BOY from Castellon (Valencia) has been registered as the first clinical case in the world for video game addiction after he spent 16 hours a day playing Fortnite when he became depressed after his mother died.

Hisssteria POLICE spent two days hunting for a two-metre long boa constrictor which escaped from its tank in Palencia, with neighbours being warned to keep their pets at home in case they became a snack for the slippery reptile.

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It’s no surprise as saddest folk in Spain live in the wettest regions IT will come as no surprise to northern European expats that the Spanish regions that experience the highest rainfall are also the most miserable. A new study has discovered that Galicians, who experience the most rain, are the least happy in the country.

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RAINING ON HAPPINESS By Amber Edirisinghe

The region, which gets around 75 inches of rainfall a year, is only matched in a lack of happiness by its near neighbour Asturias that gets

Win a home for a song WITH property prices constantly rising one woman has decided to give people the chance to get a house for just €28. The three bedroom two bathroom villa in the historic town of Mula (Murcia) has been home to Colette Copperwhite for 20 years. But now she has decided to pack up and head back home. And instead of selling her property in the traditional way she has decided to put it up for raffle. For £25 a ticket people can not only win the villa but pocket a cash lump sum of £15,000 (€17,450) if enough tickets are sold. A percentage of proceeds from this raffle will be divided between the Spanish and Irish Cancer societies if all tickets are sold. See advert on page 7.

almost as drenched. Meanwhile, sunnier spots, including the Balearic Islands, Andalucia and Valencia are among the happiest in Spain. The most joyous spot of all however is Navarra, with a 7.85 out of 10 rank, closely followed by the Balearics, both dry and sunny areas.

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According to research by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociológicas (CIS), the southern and north-eastern regions have the most cheerful residents. A colour-coded map by Carlota Albala clearly shows which regions are the happiest. According to the study, the residents of Pamplona, in

Navarra, are the happiest in Spain. The region is known for its rolling countryside and gastronomy as well as its art and culture. Andalucia ranks at a respectable fifth place, with its warm climate and rich cultural history. Valencia ranks sixth with a happiness rating of 7.38 out of 10.

IT has stood firm against hordes of marauding Moors and columns of crusading Christans. And at one time it was the base for legendary Spanish knight El Cid. But the fearsome fortress of Gormaz, in Soria, is now under attack from a more unconventional, and decidedly smellier, enemy. It comes after plans for a nearby pig farm were passed, allowing 4,000 swine into the nearby valley. The move has sent a hastily raised militia of ecologists, architects and history lovers to the battlements. Only a kilometre from the castle - the largest fortress in Europe when constructed in 965 - the pig farm will understandably pollute the area with its smells. Green group Ecologistas en Action, in particular, cite the health risk caused by 2,000 sqm of slurry. Now the battle is on to ensure that the 28-tower fortress, that was once a strategic stronghold for the Caliphate of Cordoba, repels this latest repugnant assault.