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The  Buntin  family  in  Paris  last  Christmas.   Left  to  right:  Louie,  Allison,  Betsy,  Caldwell  and  Laurel.

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Ä&#x17E; Ä&#x2020;Ä&#x201C;Ä&#x2030;Ä&#x17D; Ä&#x201D;Ä&#x152;Ä&#x160;Ä&#x2014;Ä&#x2DC; Contributing  Writer Protesters, including Eckerd College students, recently gathered outside Progress Energy Headquarters in downtown St. Petersburg criticizing the companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attempt to receive funds that they claim will go toward the construction of two nuclear reactors in Levy County.

Tampa local, Christine Ball, organized the protest that included protesters from the Coalition Against Nukes and the FL YES Coalition. Students from the environmental clubs of University of South Florida, Florida International University in Miami, and Florida Atlantic University also joined Eckerd students.

So, what do protesters have against Progress Energyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s support of nuclear reactors?

For Eckerd students, the argument is that Progress Energy is the energy provider for their college, so funding these projects that IRUFH D KLNH LQ HQHUJ\ FRVWV LV DQ HÉąHFW WKH\ donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t feel they should have to pay. The college LQFUHDVHG WXLWLRQ E\ QHDUO\ IJ WKLV SDVW year in part because of increasing energy costs.

Even if the reactors are eventually built, Progress Energy has set the projected operation date to be between 2021 and ZKLFK LV D \HDU GHOD\ IURP SUHYLRXVO\ announced operation dates. Protesters are concerned that even if Progress Energy collects funds for nuclear projects, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no guarantee the funds will be used for the reactors. This concern stems from the fact that in order to receive these funds, Progress must only show the intent to build reactors, and at a recent public hearing held in August, a Progress Energy representative FRQÂżUPHG WKDW WKH FRPSDQ\ KDG \HW WR

Nu and Omega not pet dorms: but why? page 10

My big fat gay column The emergence of the post-modern homo and the schism it has caused within the gay community. Also, are gays afraid of straights? page 10

See  PROTEST  on  page  11

Also see inside for a short interview with protest attendee, Eckerd College student Laurie Horning.

Photo  courtesy  of  Will  Wysong Eckerd  students  Laurie  Horning,  May  Armstrong,  and  Haley  Ramirez  at  the  protest  in  front  of  Â&#x201D;Â&#x2018;Â&#x2030;Â&#x201D;Â&#x2021;Â&#x2022;Â&#x2022; Â?Â&#x2021;Â&#x201D;Â&#x2030;Â&#x203A; Â&#x2018;ĆĽÂ&#x2026;Â&#x2021;Â&#x2022; Â&#x2039;Â? Â&#x2020;Â&#x2018;Â&#x2122;Â?Â&#x2013;Â&#x2018;Â&#x2122;Â? Â&#x2013;Ǥ Â&#x2021;Â&#x2013;Â&#x2021;Â&#x201D;Â&#x2022;Â&#x201E;Â&#x2014;Â&#x201D;Â&#x2030;Ǥ

Health Center concerns students Ä&#x17E; Ä&#x160;Ä&#x2014;Ä&#x2020;Ä&#x2018;Ä&#x17E;Ä&#x201C; Ä&#x2020;Ä&#x2014;Ä&#x2018;Ä&#x17D;Ä&#x201C;Ä&#x152; Viewpoints  Editor

A health center should be a safe place, right? Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s face it, when weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re sick, we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to have to deal with much more. Doctors and medical personnel should be well trained, experienced, and able to exhibit at least a slight bit of bedside manner or empathy. Au contraire. At least when it comes to the Eckerd College Health Center.

As students, most of us focus on doing schoolwork and going to class. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s our job here. Getting sick means falling behind on assignments, which means we need health care as soon as possible. But the Eckerd College Health Center GRHVQÂśW WDNH ZDONÄĽLQV DQG JHWWLQJ an appointment, as most of us can attest, takes days. So the fastest VROXWLRQ LV WR JR RÉą FDPSXV DQG wait for taxi reimbursement. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what this poor student is doing: complaining and letting my voice ÂżQDOO\ EH KHDUG /HDYH URRP IRU ZDONÄĽLQV ,I DQ illness is urgent and the Health Center canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take a student, why is it even here? To help cure the

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Again, I understand that the only reason we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have such a thing is because we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have the funds to pay for more hours, but why do we have health center hours that FRPSOHWHO\ FRQĂ&#x20AC;LFW ZLWK RXU FODVV schedules? The Health Center hours read as follows: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Monday, 7XHVGD\ 7KXUVGD\ )ULGD\ ÄŚ 1XUVH

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Also, a medical assistant available for triage, on a Wednesday? We donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need that. We need hours on weekends. Also, the center opens at 8:30? Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s be real, college students donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t usually wake on weekends until 11. Please donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think that Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m forgetting about the Health Center VWDÉą ZLWKRXW WKHP ZH ZRXOG certainly be sick 24/7. I realize that strange hours are inconvenient for adults with families and normal lives but if the price is right, could we change the hours?

But let me share a story I heard from a senior female who wishes to remain anonymous. Her story is a particularly sad one and I think it warrants change.

6KH GHVFULEHG KHU ÂżUVW SDS smear, performed at the Eckerd College Health Center. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The exam hurt. A lot. I was in very real pain See  H EALTH,  page  11

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My big fat gay column

What happened to embracing the rainbow? Ä&#x17E; Ä&#x2020;Ä? Ä&#x2020;Ä&#x2014;Ä&#x2122;Ä&#x17D;Ä&#x201C;Ä&#x160;Ä&#x; Senior,  Managing  Editor

For a community that has spent decades preaching tolerance and acceptance of all people, the gays sure do have a problem with dissent in their ranks.

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The gay communityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s reaction to the piece was swift and angry.

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Students wish for changes in Pet Policy Ä&#x17E; Ä&#x17D;Ä&#x;Ä&#x;Ä&#x17E; Ä&#x2014;Ä&#x201D;Ä&#x2022;Ä?Ä&#x17E; Â&#x2013;Â&#x192;ĆĄ Â&#x201D;Â&#x2039;Â&#x2013;Â&#x2021;Â&#x201D; For the third year in a row, petside.com has deemed Eckerd &ROOHJH WR EH WKH PRVW SHWÄĽIULHQGO\ college campus in the country.

Eckerd students have all kinds of pets: dogs, cats, birds, reptiles.

There has even been a teacup pig.

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explains.

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Additionally, many of the Omega URRPV KDYH FDUSHW ,Q 1X WKH problem is also the high number of roommates.

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According to McMullen, the issue of pets in upperclassmen dorms â&#x20AC;&#x153;comes up in discussion every single year.â&#x20AC;?

There is a light at the end of the tunnel. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Campus Facilities is in the process of replacing the carpet in Omega with tiles,â&#x20AC;? says McMullen.

She says that pet council has FRQVLGHUHG PDNLQJ WKH ÂżUVW Ă&#x20AC;RRU RI 2PHJD SHWÄĽIULHQGO\ LQ WKH IXWXUH Âł,W ZLOO SUREDEO\ EH 2PHJD EHIRUH Nu because of the amount of people living in each room,â&#x20AC;? she explains.

Q: What do you think of the Health Center?

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Amusing Arabic to become new minor at Eckerd?

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within myself to seek knowledge of D ZRUOG , KDG SUHYLRXVO\ KHOG VWURQJ stereotypes against. The Arabic program at Eckerd really has been life changing for me. Growing up LQ ,UPR 6 & , KDG QHYHU KDG DQ\ personal experience with the Arab world.

My only impression of the Middle East was formed from memories of 9/11, the bias of American media, and Aladdin; not what one would call the deepest level of understanding. After a year of studying Arabic, my impression of the Middle East and all Arabic speaking countries has not only

been enriched but developed into a deep curiosity.

Professor Youssef Salhi went beyond the classroom every week to teach us not only the language but also the cultures and customs of the Arab world. From little things like YouTube videos of Moroccan rap, Arabic cookies, or Dubai Fashion shows, to much larger events like $UDELF 0RYLH 1LJKW $UDELF FRÉąHH hour and a traditional Moroccan GLQQHU KRVWHG DW WKH /HZLV +RXVH never has a teacher been more passionate and enthusiastic about WHDFKLQJ DV 6DOKL ,Q WXUQ , KDYH also never been more excited about

OHDUQLQJ DV , KDYH EHHQ ZLWK WKH Arabic program. *RLQJ IURP ,UPR WR KDYLQJ DQ (/6 FRQYHUVDWLRQ SDUWQHU WR making plans for a possible Winter Term and maybe even a semester abroad is quite the leap to make ZLWKLQ WKH PDWWHU RI D \HDU EXW , did it. For Eckerd not to have an RɡFLDO $UDELF SURJUDP ZRXOG EH a devastating waste of incredible SRWHQWLDO ,W LV LPSRUWDQW WKDW ZH UHFRJQL]H WKLV DV D FRPPXQLW\ and work together to facilitate the reality of Eckerd having an Arabic PLQRU WR VKRZ IRU WKH DPD]LQJ program that already exists.

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petition reaches the threshold of 150 signatures in 30 days, it is VHDUFKDEOH WR WKH SXEOLF ,I WKH petition reaches 25,000 signatures in 30 days, the government is required to submit a response.

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One thing is certain, however, the power is in the voice of the masses.

The more people who sign these petitions and start participating, the more this country can achieve progressive legislation changes.

Protesting at Progress Energy

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surrounding areas are exposed to. The EPA has published reports stating, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Radiation is known to cause cancer in humans.â&#x20AC;? Numerous cases of ovarian cancer in women have been linked to radiation exposure along with multiple other health issues including genetic defects in the children of pregnant women exposed to radiation.

Armed with this knowledge, protesters encouraged the investment of these billions into cleaner, safer energy such as solar panels. They chanted â&#x20AC;&#x153;Solar in the Sunshine State!â&#x20AC;?

Progress Energy does currently provide solar energy to some of its customers through their Sunsense program, but claims that nuclear is currently the only carbon free source of energy that can be generated 24 hours 7 days a week. Recent developments in solar that would allow the energy WR EH VWRUHG WKURXJK EDWWHU\ÄĽOLNH devices do exist, but are currently very costly.

The Nuclear Cost Recovery clause was developed by the Florida state legislature in what they call an attempt to decrease the stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dependence on fossil fuels by investing in nuclear energy, which is what encouraged Progress Energyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s development of the proposed nuclear reactors. When asked why

not further develop the production of solar energy, Progress Energy HPSOR\HH 6X]DQQH *UDQW VDLG WKDW the company is seeking a â&#x20AC;&#x153;balanced approach of fuel diversityâ&#x20AC;? and that they are currently in contracts with companies that produce forms of green energy including biofuel and wind generation.

This is a start, but to have a green future, companies must invest in fully green energy practices that do not waste resources and posing health threats as in the case of nuclear.

As the green revolution continues to gain popularity throughout the country and especially within the younger generation, it is time for people to look at the bigger SLFWXUH ,QVWHDG RI LQYHVWLQJ LQ nuclear technology that will likely be outdated by the time it is built, Progress Energy should lend an ear to the up and coming generation and embrace the development of a truly clean energy future. ,I \RX DUH LQWHUHVWHG LQ KHOSLQJ the prevention of Progress Energy receiving the early cost recovery funds or would like to know more about the issue contact the PSC through their website, www.psc.

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Q & A with Sophomore Laurie Horning Q: What else have you done to participate in this movement?

A: Through the month of October the idea is for students to do 100 actions throughout the country and each action is in support of clean air.

4 +RZ GLG \RX Ă&#x20AC;QG RXW DERXW this rally? $ , ZDV SDUW RI WKH RUJDQL]DWLRQDO planning for it. We all met at Eckerd for training and slipped it in the media that day and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about it.

Q: Do you have any advice for other students looking to get involved? $ <HV ,I WKHUHÂśV VRPHWKLQJ WKDW youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re really interested in and you ZDQW WR VSHDN RXW DERXW LW RUJDQL]H and get a lot of people.

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of such a responsible approach that would alÄĽ ORZ 0H[LFDQ LPPLJUDQWV HTXLW\ LQ UHFHLYLQJ KHDOWKFDUH ODERU ULJKWV DQG HGXFDWLRQ ERWK SULPDU\ DQG VHFRQGDU\ +RZHYHU GHVSLWH RXU DFFRUGDQFH RQ WKH VXEMHFW ZH VWLOO IDFH D PDÄĽ jor obstacle and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s business conservatives.

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DQG ÂżQGLQJ D SDWKZD\ WR FLWL]HQVKLS IRU them.

I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have any argument against the 'UHDP $FW LW LV D JUHDW SLHFH RI OHJLVODWLRQ ,Q IDFW , ZRXOG ZDQW WR LQFOXGH D SURSRVDO like the Dream Act into my comprehensive LPPLJUDWLRQ UHIRUP SODQ DOWKRXJK ZLWK H[ÄĽ pansions to include those who go to techniÄĽ FDO WUDGH VFKRROV 7KH FXUUHQW 'UHDP $FW is limiting in the fact that conditional status LV JUDQWHG RQO\ WR WKRVH ZKR HQUROO LQ D ÄĽ\HDU FROOHJH SURJUDP RU HQOLVW ZLWK WKH PLOLWDU\ but the overall idea of the bill is great.

Israel: A child that needs to grow up? Ä&#x17E; Ä&#x160;Ä&#x2020;Ä&#x201C; Ä&#x2020;Ä&#x153;Ä&#x2018;Ä&#x201D;Ä&#x2014; Â&#x2013;Â&#x192;ĆĄ Â&#x201D;Â&#x2039;Â&#x2013;Â&#x2021;Â&#x201D; $V DQ DYLG REVHUYHU RI WKH $VLD 3DFLÂżF people often ask me why I think China still continues to support North Korea. Of course , QDPH RÉą VRPH RI WKH REYLRXV FXOSULWV LGHRORJLFDO FRQJUXHQF\ D KLVWRULFDO DOOLDQFH and the common goal of keeping the U.S. out of the region. But the real reason I think the relationship remains so strong despite North Koreaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lack of international appeal is out of a sense of necessity.

The Chinese fear what an isolated North Korea might mean for the stability for the region and the North Korean regime itself. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s collateral. This is also how I view Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s support for Israel despite its waning power in a region that will have a stronger Arab voice in the years to come.

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Dorm Cooking: signs of autumn Ä&#x17E; Ä&#x2014;Ä&#x17D;Ä&#x2018;Ä&#x2018;Ä&#x17D;Ä&#x2020;Ä&#x201C;Ä&#x201C;Ä&#x2020; ÇŻ Ä&#x201C;Ä&#x152;Ä&#x160;Ä&#x2018;Ä&#x2020;ÇŚ Ä&#x160;Ä&#x2014;Ä&#x201C;Ä&#x160;Ä&#x201C;Ä&#x2122; Contributing  Writer Nutella Mug Cake I have welcomed Autumn with open arms this season. Pumpkin spice lattes, ginger spice cookies, soups, and hot chocolate are all the things I like most about this time of year. I have found two recipes, I hope you all love to welcome the season.

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French Onion Soup The second recipe is more time intensive than the last, but completely worth the wait. On a slightly chilled night invite some friends over for a movie and make some delicious French 2QLRQ VRXS , KDYH PDGH PDQ\ GLÉąHUHQW UHFLSHV DQG WKLV LV E\ IDU P\ IDYRULWH 7KH EDOVDPLF vinegar glaze really steps this recipe up to the next level and gives it the prefect balance of salty and sweet, a for sure winner for any fall meal.

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Club spotlight The herp you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mind catching Looking for an awesome new club to join? Check out the Herp club; no, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not short for Herpes. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s actually short for Herpetology, which is â&#x20AC;&#x153;the branch of zoology concerned with the study of amphibians and repÄĽ tiles,â&#x20AC;? according to Wikipedia.

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and releasing them.

The group is also planning a DiÄĽ nosaur World trip in the near future, as well as many more events in the spring when the amphibians are much more active.

If this club sounds like one for you, email Dan McNamee mcnamedg@ eckerd.edu, Jeremy George georgeja@ eckerd.edu or Professor Meylan meyÄĽ lanpa@eckerd.edu.

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Eckerd Scoreboard

Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soccer

(EC) Arico Goal (EC) Murawski Goal

9/28 v. #24 St. Leo W 2-0 (EC) Humphries Goal (EC) Virtanen Shutout

10/8 v. Florida College W 2-0 (EC) Frank 2 Goals (EC) Virtanen Shutout

10/1 @ #9 Barry T 0-0 (Barry) Rorigues Shutout (EC) Virtanen Shutout

9/30 v. Barry University W 3-0 (25-20, 25-23, 25-22) (EC) Biggs 9 Kills, 13 Digs (EC) Burr 22 Assists, (EC) Ward 12 Digs

10/8 @ Barry University Rained Out

Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soccer 9/29 v. #6 St. Leo L 1-2 (EC) Mahoney Goal (SLU) Buterbaugh Goal

10/5 v. Nova Southeastern W 2-1

Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Volleyball

10/1 v. Nova Southeaster L 0-3 (EC) Fernandez 5 Saves (NSU) Broberg Goal

10/1 v. Lynn University W 3-0 (25-14, 25-16, 25-13) (EC) Laton 11 Kills, (EC) Smith 27 Assists, 2 Aces (EC) Biggs 10 Kills, 11 Digs

10/9 @ Barry Unversity W 1-6 (EC) (EC)

10/4 @ St. Leo W 3-2 (25-18, 15-25, 25-20, 2426, 15-7) (EC) Chinn 17 Kills (EC) Smith 29 Assists, 13 Digs (EC) Burr 21 Assists 10/7 @ Florida Southern W 3-2 (25-23, 23-25, 20-25, 2522, 15-11) (EC) Biggs 12 Kills, 20 Digs (EC) Smith 38 Assists, 14 Digs (EC) Ward 24 Digs

Eckerd Sports Calendar Friday

Volleyball v. Valdosta State @ West Florida 3 PM

Saturday

Volleyball v. University of Alabama- Huntsville @ West Florida 10 AM

Sunday

Monday

Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soccer v.

Tampa 7 PM

Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soccer @ Barry University 6 PM

Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soccer @ Rollins College 7 PM

Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soccer v. Florida College 6 PM

Wednesday

Tampa Bay Bucaneers @ San Fransisco 49ers 4:05 PM

Tampa Bay Lightning @ Washington Capitals 7 PM

Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soccer @ Lynn University 3:30 PM

Thursday

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Volleyball v. Christian Brothers @ West Florida 4 PM

Tuesday

Womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soccer @ Florida Tech 3 PM

Volleyball v. St Francis (Dig Pink- Breas Cancer Awareness Night) 7 PM

Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Soccer @ Florida Tech 3 PM

Volleyball @ Nova Southeastern 4 PM

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