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Juniors Jeremy Bernfeld and Norris Comer’s vision for change has set in motion a chain of events resulting in an Eckerd College Q)#7<#%,4$ G#+*-%+#$ U#2)$ PQCH QGUR@$$U"7-(<"$,.-+#$,-..2'-72!0-%$ with Head of Emergency _2%2<#)#%!$ >7-(*$ ^0+2$ _#!+;$ ?#2%$ -5$ O!(/#%!+$ `2)#+$V%%27#..0;$ ?07#,!-7$ -5$ C2)*(+$ O25#!4$ V/2)$ C-.'4$2%/$2$Y\XXX$<72%!$57-)$!"#$ University of Miami, they have )2/#$ +0<%0J,2%!$ *7-<7#++$ 0%$ !"#$ +!27!$(*$#T-7!@ The early stages of creation were pulled together by the administration in hope of #+!2'.0+"0%<$ 2$ .-%<H+!2%/0%<$ student response team for the Eckerd Community. “8_+@$ _#!+:$ &-76#/$ !-$ -'!20%$ the initial grant from the University of Miami,” said Colby. “Once the <72%!$ &2+$ *7-A0/#/;$ 8_+@$ _#!+:$ and I began to collaborate on ideas &0!"$8?#2%$V%%27#..0:@$8_+@$_#!+=:$ idea is for the larger Community Emergency Response Team &"0.#$ 8?#2%$ V%%27#..0:$ &2+$ )-7#$ focused on the emergency medical services. I took their two ideas and got together within an initial group of four students which included `#7#)4$ 8a#7%5#./:$ 2%/$ B-770+$ 8C-)#7:@F After the initial plan was verbalized, it was time for action. Colby took the two main

components the administration had to students who were interested in starting up a new program. Being members of ECSAR, Bernfeld and Comer both had the mindset of community service to go with their Q_U$'2+0,$,#7!0J,2!0-%+@ $ ?(#$ !-$ *72,!0,#$ 2%/$ .02'0.0!4$ limitations, the two juniors were unable to provide care at their highest level of medical I(2.0J,2!0-%$ -%$ !"#$ QCOVG$ !#2)$ and had to look for a new way to maintain their skill sets. “We were serving under QCOVG$ !-<#!"#7$ &"#%$ !"#$ J7+!$ &"0+*#70%<+$ -5$ 2$ *-++0'.#$ QCHQGU$ were circulating,” Comer said. “We both jumped on the opportunity, probably because of our EMT training and desire to put those skills into practice helping people on campus.” Working through all the bureaucratic hoops has been a long process but it appears as though *0#,#+$ 27#$ J%2..4$ ,-)0%<$ !-<#!"#7$ 5-7$ !"#$ J%2.$ *(+"$ !-&27/+$ '#0%<$ 2$ *#7)2%#%!$JD!(7#$2!$Q,6#7/@$ “Our goal is to have the team responding to emergencies on ,2)*(+$ +!27!0%<$ !"#$ J7+!$ &##6$ of spring semester, 2012,” team leader Bernfeld said. “Members &0..$ '#$ 5(..4$ !720%#/$ 2%/$ ,#7!0J#/$ to practice in their operational positions, the team’s response structure will be cohesive with -!"#7$ -%H,2)*(+$ 7#+*-%/#7+$ PG#+H Life, Emergency Management >7-(*$ 2%/$ b#2.!"$ O#7A0,#+R;$ &#$ will have established our standard

-*#72!0%<$*7-,#/(7#+$82%/:$&#$&0..$ have all the necessary equipment needed in order to respond.” ECERT has developed in the *2+!$ )-%!"H2%/H2H"2.5$ 0%!-$ 2$ 5(..$ team of students pursuing all the required angles to get the team up and running. “The most rewarding aspect of my job thus far has been working with these dedicated students and recognizing their similar passion for creating a safer place for students to live,” Bernfeld said. QCHQGU$ 0+$ /#+0<%#/$ !-$ '#$ 2$ +!(/#%!H7(%$ 2//0!0-%;$ &"0,"$ &-76+$ as a branch of Campus Safety to 7#+*-%/$ !-$ -%H,2)*(+$ )#/0,2.$ emergencies. Adam Colby is enthusiastic for the added branch. EU"#$ '#%#J!+$ 27#$ .0)0!.#++;F$ "#$ said. “This group can help provide 2%$ -(!.#!$ 5-7$ *7#H)#/$ +!(/#%!+;$ provide leadership positions and experience for students interested in emergency management and could potentially help save the lives of our community members.” The response team is also !740%<$ !-$ '#%#J!$ !"-+#$ &0!"0%$ the organization who are EMT ,#7!0J#/$2+$&#..@$ If the group obtains a medical director who is willing to authorize !"#$ "2.5H/-]#%$ #)#7<#%,4$ )#/0,2.$ technicians on the team to practice 2!$ !"#07$ "0<"#+!$ .#A#.;$ !"#%$ 2$ J%2.$ goal for the team is to have these service hours count toward the required amount of practice to )20%!20%$,#7!0J,2!0-%@ With no experience or

*272)#/0,$I(2.0J,2!0-%;$0!$0+$%#27.4$ impossible to secure an EMS job in St. Petersburg. Once fully up 2%/$ 7(%%0%<;$ QCHQGU$ 0+$ 20)0%<$ to provide experience to those students seeking it. U"-(<"$ )(,"$ -5$ !"#$ '2+0,$ +#!H up for the unit is still a work in progress, the general goal of the !#2)$0+$!-$,7#2!#$2$I(2.0J#/;$I(0,6$ 7#2,!0-%$ 5-7,#$ !-$ '-!"$ .27<#H+,2.#$ disasters, such as tropical storm damages, and more personal +0!(2!0-%+$ 5-7$ +!(/#%!+$ &"-$ J%/$ themselves in need of immediate medical assistance. While the task may seem overwhelming in size and nature to many, Bernfeld and Comer have put the gears in motion for what is expected to remain a cornerstone of Eckerd College for many years to come. “Each coordinator has a set job description along with assigned deputies to assist and learn from them. Our hope is these deputies may one day be able to take on a coordinator position when their coordinator graduates or moves up to a team leader position,” Bernfeld said. With the infrastructure for success around them, expect to hear )-7#$2'-(!$QCHQGU$0%$!"#$,-)0%<$ semester. In the meantime, expect the team to keep making strides in becoming the helping hand for the students, by the students. At the time of printing, Colby is 0%$ !"#$ J%2.$ +!2<#+$ -5$ %#<-!02!0%<$ 2$ medical director.

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was the sidewalk put in next to Franklin Templeton. Running from the academic side of campus to the mailboxes and down to the main cafeteria, Annarelli said this walkway is meant to “discourage students from using Avenue of States as a walkway, particularly at dusk.” The speed bumps have elicited strong reactions from students who are concerned about the damage !"#$ %#&$ '()*+$ ,-(./$ 0%10,!$ on their cars. Facilities planted shrubs around certain bumps after students began taking elaborate measures to avoid them, choosing to drive over the grass on the side of the road around the bumps. Senior Rachel Kobernick organized a Facebook group promoting her petition, “Eckerd College for the removal of new speed bumps.” The petition cites concerns over the spacing of the

bumps, potential reduced response time from emergency vehicles, “destruction of school property” as students drive around the bumps 2%/$/03,(.!4$-5$+62!#'-27/#7+$2%/$ bicyclists going over the bumps. Her alternative is a sidewalk along the east side of Avenue of States. “I’m not adverse to campus safety enforcing speed restrictions,” Kobernic said. “I know they’re needed, especially around Omega. I was almost hit multiple times there 8&"0.#$9$&2+:$-%$2$'06#;$&2.60%<;$0%$ 2$,27;$'(!$9$/-%=!$!"0%6$8!"#$'()*+:$ targeted the problem areas on campus.” Though her petition calls for the removal of the new bumps, she says that if the bumps were to stay, she prefers that a wider, less damaging bump be installed instead. Kobernic would like to see a speed bump directly in front of Omega and one by the stop sign '#!&##%$>2))2$2%/$?#.!2@$

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Two new policies, dealing with security and dormitory keys, are under consideration. The security policy has already been temporarily changed; there are currently two proposals for the new key policy. The following procedures will be followed at the security gate until further notice: 1) Security guards will be on duty at the gate from 5:30 Friday pm to 8:00 am Monday. 2) Between the hours or 5:30 pm and 11:00am Sunday through Thursday and 5:30 pm to midnight on Friday and Saturday, the attendant will a) pass through all cars bearing EC parking stickers, b) pass through all cars which one of the occupants is a member of the EC !"##$%&'()*%+),-".,)/01&2!*'&"%)"3)'-0)3*!'4)!5)3"1)*%()!*1)%"')#00'&%6)'-0)*7"/0)!1&'01&*4) '-0),0!$1&'()*''0%+*%').&88)10!"1+)&%)*)8"6)7""9)'-0)%*#0)"3)'-0)+1&/01):/01&20+)7()*%);<54)'-0) destination of the occupants, and the license plate no. of the car. 3) Between the hours of 11:00 pm and 8:00 am Sunday through Thursday and midnight through 8:00 am Friday and Saturday, the attendant will a) pass all cars bearing an EC =*19&%6) ,'&!901) "1) -*/&%6) *%) >?) #0#701) .-") =10,0%',) *) /*8&+) ;<4) 75) *3'01) 10!"1+&%6) '-0) driver’s name, destination, and license number, pass through all visitors who have been =1"=018()&+0%'&2!*'&"%)#0*%,)'-*')*)#0#701)"3)>?)-*,)'080=-"%0,)@ABCC).-0%)"=0%)"1)DEFG HHEE)*3'01)#&+%&6-')@)"1)/&,&'0+)'-0)6*'0)*%+)6&/0%)'-0&1)%*#0)"3)'-0)0A=0!'0+)/&,&'"14)!5)'-0) security attendant will pass no other cars, but will suggest the driver go to the nearest pay phone and contact the person they wish to visit and ask them to phone the gate for clearance. The two proposals for the key policy have been suggested because of the present recurrent lock system and the estimate made by the Physical Plant that some 500 keys are lost per yr. "3).-&!-)#*(),'&88)70)I"*'&%6)*1"$%+J)K-0)21,')=1"=",*8),$660,',)'-*')*88)8"!9,)&%)'-0)3"1#)70) 10!"1+0+)*')*%)0,'&#*'0)!",')"3)LBGEMMMJ)K-0),0!"%+)=1"=",*8),$660,',)'-*')*,)*),'$+0%')8",0,) a key, his/her lock is recorded. That would mean that gradually, all locks would be recorded. The common element between the two proposals is the fact that any time a student loses a room key, he/she will have to pay for the key and get a new lock on his/her door. An estimated cost would b0),"#0.-010)&%)'-0)LHMGHC)1*%604)!"#=*10+)'")'-0)=10,0%')=1&!0)"3)LHE)3"1)*) recording job. A decision should be reached within ten months, as soon as the how and when have been decided upon. N%0)%"%G!-*%60).-ich should be mentioned is the standing of the Health Center’s weekend hours, which will remain the same since it ."$8+)%"')70)=1*!'&!*8)'")900=)%$1,0,)"%)OPG-"$1) duty for the amount of students at Eckerd. One slight change at the Health Center is the additional charge for services. The proposed and present changes in the key and security policies are made to ensure the tranquility of the campus in general and the body and soul of each member of the EC community.

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Users also have the ability to highlight their most popular or favorite posts, photos and major events. According to the Timeline Introductory page, Facebook claims, “This is where you can tell your story from beginning, to middle, to now.” I#($-@#$-*" *#&" 0?=" ,&6(0" *#6*" 5JB&"#6A"6"+($<>&7"5JB&"0&&/"?*"8#6/@&" too many times for my liking. It seems Facebook is determined to continue reinventing itself to ensure that what happened to sites like Myspace never happens to them. But are the constant changes even necessary? Hasn’t Facebook proven by now that it has staying power after it reached more than K;;" %?>>?$/" -0&(0" 6/A" 0+6'/&A" 6/" Oscar winning movie based on the development of the site alone? Apparently not. Several Eckerd students claimed

they would never opt to make the switch to Timeline citing various reasons. “Timeline seems unnecessarily confusing and inconvenient,” said Sophomore Julia Levy. “I don’t need to go back and look at what I wrote in 9th grade. That’s not part of my life anymore.” As has always been the case with Facebook, user’s privacy is once again the main concern with Timeline. When asked about the lack of privacy Timeline encourages, Sophomore Ann Marie Arnold claims, “I just took some ?/1$(%6*?$/" $." $1" %?/&2" 5*J0" *$$" easy to access so much information about me.” Although Facebook claims there 6(&"0&B&(6>"'6,0"*$")&&+",$-("+($<>&" private, the ability to simply scroll through any year of my life seems like an intrusion by my so called “friends.”

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The Susan G. Komen Founda! tion announced last week that they would reverse their decision to pull funding from Planned Parenthood. The decision to reinstate funding used for breast cancer examinations and initiatives comes after a contro! versial decision last week to end ties to the women's health center. Backlash from the decision was fu! eled by reports that the Komen for the Cure Foundation's decision was a result of increasing pressure from conservative political groups. In response to Komen's previous decision to cut funding, Planned Par! enthood released a statement saying “We are alarmed and saddened that the Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation appears to have suc! cumbed to political pressures.” However, a statement from the board of directors and Ko! men founder and CEO Nancy G.

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Women’s Basketball Jan. 28 v. Florida Tech W 72-70 (OT) (EC) Charles 20 Points, 6 Rebounds 6 Assists (EC) Young 18 Points, 6 Rebounds Feb. 1 @ Nova Southeastern Uni. W 50-48 (EC) Charles 17 Points, 8 Rebounds (EC) Young 15 Points, 6 Rebounds

Feb. 4 v. No. 14 Rollins College L 62-55 (EC) Charles 14 Points, 7 Rebounds (EC) Bestry 13 Points, 4 Rebounds

Men’s Basketball Jan. 28 v. Florida Tech W 58-57 (EC) Mack 20 Points, 8 Rebounds (EC) Sears Jr. 9 Points, 5 Rebounds Feb. 1 @ Nova Southeastern Uni.

Feb. 4 v. Rollins College W 71-57 (EC) Mack 21 Points, 5 Rebounds (EC) Sears Jr. 12 Points, 7 Rebounds

Feb. 3 v. St. Thomas University L 6-3 (EC) Regidor 3-5, 2 Runs (EC) Spinelle 2-3, 2B, RBI, R Feb. 4 v. St. Thomas University (DH) L 13-6, L 2-1 (EC G1) LaRose 1-2, HR, 2 RBI’s (EC G1)Del Monte 3-4, 2B, R (EC G2) Wilder 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 K’s, L

Baseball Feb. 1 v. Warner University W 7-5

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Softball Feb. 4 v. Ave Maria University (DH) W 7-2, W 3-2 (EC G1) Bierchen 1-3, BB, 3 Runs, 3 Steals (EC G1) Dougherty CG, 2 ER, 4 K’s, W (EC G2) Sasso CG, 1 ER, 2 K’s, W (EC G2) Jeffares 2-4, 2B, 3B, R

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Softball v. Georgia ColSoftball v. Colorado lege and State University 3 Christian University 1:30 p.m. @ Clearwater p.m. @ Clearwater

Softball v. Lindenwood University 9 a.m. @ Clearwater

Softball v. Lynn University Women’s Basketball v. 5:30 p.m. @ Clearwater Palm Beach Atlantic University 2 p.m.

Men’s Tennis v. Barry University 10 a.m.

Men’s Basketball v. Palm Beach Atlantic University 4 p.m.

Softball @ Northwood University (DH) 2 p.m.

Baseball v. Saint Leo 7 p.m.

Softball @ Flager College (DH) 1 p.m.

Baseball v. Ave Maria University 7 p.m.

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Women’s Tennis @ Saint Leo University 3 p.m.

Men’s Basketball v. Barry University 4 p.m.

Tuesday Men’s Tennis @ Saint Leo University 3 p.m.

Softball v. Palm Beach Atlantic University 11:30 a.m. @Clearwater

Women’s Basketball v. Barry University 2 p.m.

Monday

Wednesday !" Women’s Basketball @ University of Tampa 5:30 p.m.

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Baseball v. Clearwater Christian College 7 p.m.

Men’s Basketball @ University of Tampa 7:30 p.m.

22 Women’s Basketball @ Saint Leo University 5:30 p.m. Softball @ Webber International University (DH) 6 p.m. Men’s Basketball @ Saint Leo University 7:30 p.m.

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