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Student defends administration’s attempts to solve parking problem.

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JC prepares 5day Tablet Camp for incoming freshmen.

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Students reminisce about old school Nickelodeon.

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E N Underrated TV T shows given E R deserved credit.

T A I page 14 N M E N T New coaches S take over JC P sports.

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On April 1, a balmy Saturday morning at 10 am, Kimmie Way was unveiled at the corner of Pennsylvania Avenue and Main Street (fans of authentic Italian cuisine know that this is right outside of Buontempo’s Family Restaurant). The street name was in honor of Kimmie’s recent and colossal success in the world of women’s figure skating, including placing fourth in the Torino Olympics and first in Calgary’s World Figure Skating Championships. Town of Bel Air Public Relations Officer Jim Welch said in a WBAL Radio interview, “We’ve just been trying to figure out what to do, and after the parade (a few weeks ago after the Olympics) it is like how do you top that and this is just something to acknowledge her World Championship.”

To top all this off, when Kimmie pulled the rope to reveal her shiny, new street sign, the cover fell on top of her. Way to honor your local celebrities, town of Bel Air.

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Sophomore Brittany Deshiells leads the offensive against Roland Park on April 3 as senior Chelsea Ford cuts across the middle, attempting to get open.

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Courtney Baltimore Staff Writer

“College soccer is such a roller coaster of emotions...you just gotta keep pushing.”

April 2006