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Senior Tony Marzullo, as Jewish police officer Jakob Gens, directs the people of the Wilna ghetto in senior Rachel Weinberg’s play. Hers was the first project to be presented to an audience, on March 27 and 28. (Photo by Katie MacDonald)

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enior Project has certainly caused contention over this past year. While it seems like just another thing on top of college apps and visits, SATs and other senior year anxieties, it can offer a chance to explore a subject of interest. While Senior Project is a graduation requirement now, it doesn’t have to be a burden.

Take senior Rachel Weinberg for instance: “Senior Project was the way for me to finally have the opportunity to finally try my hand at something I’ve wanted to do for a very long time.”

Weinberg’s project involved directing a play. Louise Geczy, Senior Project Coordinator, brought Weinberg a script concerning the Holocaust, and, from there, Weinberg was off and running.

After going through a massive anthology of plays on the Holocaust, she settled on playwright Joshua Sobel’s “Ghetto,” a chronicle of life in the Jewish

ghetto in Vilnius, Lithuania. She directed the play mainly because she wanted her project to include “[her] love of theater and the history of [her] family.”

“I announced the dates for my auditions at ‘Bye, Bye Birdie’ and also during chorus. Anyone who wanted to come in and audition could do it, and I did it that way because I didn’t want to exclude anyone who wanted to [participate] in this project,” said Weinberg.

Auditions were spread over two days with students reading for different parts. She cast the show over the course of Christmas break. After completing that task, she had to cut the show from three acts to two acts, changing the play in the process.

But how does one direct a play portraying such a horrible time in history? “That was definitely the hardest part of the whole thing,” she said, “As a director you are supposed to give your actors something to relate to and it was especially hard because [‘Ghet-

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to’] is a historically accurate play, depicting actual people, and you don’t want to mess that up.”

She immersed her actors and actresses in graphic images from the Holocaust: “I needed them to understand the true horror of what happened,” she said.

“When it started, the moods in rehearsals were a lot lighter, but after the Holocaust speakers and the Holocaust museum, it actually hit, especially for the seniors, what they were portraying. After that, it was finally concrete enough that they could become their character.”

So, Weinberg fulfilled her dream, but her project extended beyond the ‘simple’ direction of a play. Geczy, with her many connections in the Holocaust community, gave Weinberg’s play publicity.

Through email updates, announcements, Principal Paul Barker’s blog, The Aegis, local synagogues and the Baltimore Jewish Center, news of Weinberg’s play spread. As she put

it, “It kinda snowballed into this huge thing.”

More than a dozen Holocaust survivors, as well as several students, teachers, parents and grandparents, attended the Friday performance of Ghetto. Word spread even further about the play after the first round of people saw it, and, on Saturday, about 400 people attended the performance.

Before her first show, Weinberg was shaking with excitement and nervousness. But, as she pointed out, “You really have to trust your cast to get the job done. That is a major, major factor in directing… you have to trust the other people to be committed to it, and my cast has been absolutely fantastic.

They have been phenomenal.”

From every person that attended the play, the same adjectives have been used to describe the experience of “Ghetto”: “gripping,” “powerful,” “impressive.” Several of the Holocaust survivors who attended the Friday performance expressed to Geczy and those involved how impressed they were

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with the play.

One of the survivor’s families actually lived in the ghetto portrayed in the play and, as Weinberg recalled, was reduced to tears over the accuracy with which it was portrayed.

Senior Project has the ability to be the doorway to greater things. Kelsey Hagan is giving makeovers to battered women and Katie Kiriazolgou will create a memorial healing garden. She gained inspiration from Health teacher Tess Gauthier and “was initially going to make it in honor of cancer survivors.”

You can also have crazy fun (yay for eccentricity) like Keith Sneddon and Ryan McGrath.

They are trying to break various Guinness World Records, including the longest handshake, most seats sat in 24 hours, fastest time to duck tape a person to the wall (an odd thing to watch), most eggs broken with your forehead in 1 minute and the longest waterballoon toss.

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wenty-four AP Biology students gathered around Mr. Low’s lab table, intently watching as the general surgeon Dr. Fredrick Walker sniped, separated and identified the cadaver’s nine hand tendons.

“It was weird knowing that twenty-four hours ago, [the hand] was part of a living human and now its detached and laying on a table cut open,” junior Benn Ayd said about witnessing Walker’s arm dissection.

On April 2, Walker presented his fourth annual arm dissection to Low’s AP Biology classes. Walker is a veteran in the general surgery field, with over 20 years practicing hand dissections and breast cancer surgeries. “I am the Director of the Breast Cancer Surgery Center of Maryland,” said Walker. “I’m the main breast cancer surgeon and I operate on people with shadows or cancer in their breast.”

Walker spent his four years of medical school at Ohio State University College of Medicine and the following six years at Johns Hopkins Hospital for his surgical residency.

When Walker was still in high school, he was invited as one of the top two in his state to go to the National Youth Science camp.

He said, “Fifteen years later, the director asked me back to give a lecture.”

Today, Walker is an established general surgeon in Maryland,

Dr. Walker explains the skeleton’s hand anatomy to junior Benn Ayd. The dissection on April 2 allowed students to actually touch the donated arm cadaver.

(Photo by Katie O’Hara) boasting “lots of firsts - new tests and we’ve developed techniques to detect [breast] cancer.”

One of these tests is the sentinel lymph node biopsy. The sentinel lymph nodes are found under the arm and are the most likely area for cancer cells to spread to first.

Walker’s sentinel lymph node biopsy is useful in establishing the extent of the cancer.

In the classroom, Walker was asked to do a directed study. “I can’t bring in a breast but [I am]

also a hand surgeon,” he said.

Walker assured that the arm was donated and that the person knows exactly what will be done with it.

“The Maryland Anatomy board knows what is going on. None of it is under the table.”

Walker’s dissection presentation shows students firsthand that it is possible “to learn all there is to learn [about the human body.]

All you have to do is create a system and categorize,” he said. “The purpose is to say, ‘Oh I can figure

this out. It’s all logical.’”

“We’re starting to learn about [human] bones and muscles in class, so it’s cool to see the real thing we’re learning about instead of just a plastic skeleton,” said junior Caitie Beth Shauck.

“It’s pretty awesome…it was so surprising to see all the different parts of the hand…I’m definitely going into the medicine field, maybe not hand [surgery] but definitely some other type of surgery,” said junior Brandi Loga.

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reservationists look to preserve historic buildings. Environmentalists try to protect the earth and its inhabitants. President Richard O’Hara and fellow administrators follow their own pursuit and, as O’Hara puts it, try to “be good stewards of the school’s resources.”

Those resources are finite, and, in this economy, they are running low. As families tighten their belts and the economic forecast grows increasingly bleaker, O’Hara and the administration have become increasingly aware of the struggling market. “We really need to be on our toes to [cut back] on unnecessary spending,” said Director of Development Laura Lang.

“We’ve budgeted very conservatively for next year,” said O’Hara. The magic number is 827 – the number of students the school needs to enroll in order to stay out of the red, according to current projections. “If we soar

past that number, it may allow us to do things we couldn’t do [with the number we budgeted for],” O’Hara said.

However, the consequences of a situation where enrollment hits below the needed number is far from desirable, from the point of view of any party involved. O’Hara asked of himself the critical question that has been on everyone’s mind: “At what point do we start losing staff?”

Some teachers have already been informed that their positions at JC are on the fence for next year. “We’re still waiting on the numbers [for next year],” said O’Hara. At the time of publication, the incoming freshman class numbered 193 students, but the bigger concern is the rate of attrition that could affect the overall population.

While the school has planned for the worst and frozen teachers’ salaries at their current steps on the pay scale, O’Hara said that the administration is “cautiously optimistic.” If enrollment falls on

the plus side of that magic number, there will likely be some adjustment to pay for the teachers come January 2010.

“The faculty and staff [are what] keep people coming here,” said O’Hara. “The interest level has not decreased. Families want to be here, kids want to be here.”

But the desire to come here is not the issue. Money is. One teacher, who wished to remain nameless, said, “I find it odd to raise tuition when we’re trying to attract students.”

Bob Schick, world history and TV production teacher and member of the Faculty Executive Committee – which functions as a sort of union at JC – said that people tend to get anxious at times like this. “Everyone’s bills go up,” he said. “The cost of everything in the school goes up [each year].”

This is the lowest tuition increase from year to year in the past five years,” O’Hara said. “We had a desire to keep the increase as low as we possibly could.”

Unfortunately for the fami-

lies in need, the school continues to be dependent upon tuition income to run the facilities and staff the building. Compared to older schools like Gilman and The Friends’ School, JC lacks a wellestablished endowment that would come from alumni gifts and other contributions. An endowment is a large fund – usually in the millions – that earns interest. Schools use these dividends for a variety of purposes including helping families with financial aid and issuing scholarships.

Even without a massive endowment, Lang said, “The school will bend over backwards to keep students here even if they are having trouble paying.” She also said that “while the average gift to the school from donors is down over the past year, overall donorship is up.”

Regardless of how dire the financial straits appear for next year, O’Hara wished to “emphasize that we’re all in this situation together.” (Additional reporting by Nick Temple.)

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merica’s Junior Miss pageant has been giving teenage girls scholarship opportunities since 1958, helping over 500,000 girls by doling out money for school. Kristi Snyder, a junior who participated in the Junior Miss pageant, won for the Greater Baltimore Area. Prior to the Junior Miss pageant, Snyder had not participated in any other pageants, “Mrs. B mentioned the program to me, and the wholesomeness of the program really caught my eye and I decided to enter.”

The program states that their mission is to empower young women and develop creative skills.

They do this through a program that is divided into five categories: an interview that counts for 25% of the scoring, talent for 25%, scholastics for 20%, self expression for 15% and fitness for 15%.

Snyder performed a tap dance routine to “A Step in Time” from Broadway’s Mary Poppins. “Mrs. [Kim Brueggemann] choreographed it for me, and I practiced the fitness routine I learned at Orientation a few weeks prior to the

program.” Snyder’s grades were submitted to the judges to cover the scholastic component, the minimum GPA being 3.3.

As Greater Baltimore’s Junior Miss, Snyder will visit different organizations and charities for young girls to talk about the program, whose main theme is “Be Your Best Self.” “‘Be Your Best Self’ is about five core ideas: Be Healthy, Be Involved, Be Studious, Be Ambitious, and Be Responsible. I feel so privileged and excited to be an influence in younger girls’ lives,” said Snyder.

Since Snyder won the regionals she will advance to the State program that takes place on July 10 and 11 this year, “with each level of competition, the amount of money for the scholarship increases,” she said. “I am so blessed. Words cannot even describe how great this experience has been for me.”

Snyder hopes that her success will inspire others to participate in the Junior Miss Pageant. “This Program has been such a positive experience for me and for all of the other contestants at the Regional Program. This is an experience that you will never forget!”

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Junior Kristi Snyder won in the Greater Baltimore Junior Miss competition on March 21. The competition provides scholarships for young women to go to college. (Photo courtesy of Desiree Stover)

Restrictions on stem cells lifted by Pres.

President Obama recently proclaimed an executive order that would repeal previous restrictions on stem cell research produced by embryos. According to STEMTech Health Sciences, Obama’s order will have an unintended effect on the study of adult stem cells, drawing attention away from adult stem cells and towards embryonic stem cell research. Scientists have found that embryonic stem cells have more potential to last for more generations, while adult stem cells are important for the renewal and repair of damaged internal organs.

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Snyder crowned Junior Miss champ

Santa Monica octopus floods pier aquarium

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A two-spotted octopus flooded the beachfront Santa Monica Pier Aquarium in California on Feb. 27.

According to National Geographic news, the mollusk caused over 200 gallons of seawater to overflow throughout the aquarium’s shark, ray and rocky reef exhibits. The octopus disassembled its tank’s recycling valve, causing it to flood for over 10 hours. This unfortunate water overflow caused damage to the newly installed floors of the Santa Monica Aquarium.

Peanut allergies have a new cure. Duke University Medical Center’s allergy chief Dr. Wesley Burks has been working to immunize children who have severe peanut allergies. By feeding peanutallergic children the equivalent of 1/1000th of a peanut daily, he ups their immune systems’ defenses.

Over an eight month period, Burks increased peanut dosages so that eventually, they can consume about 15 whole peanuts daily. The research showed that even after stopping daily dosages of peanuts, the children could continue eating 15 peanuts without an allergic reaction.

ken LCD screens so that students could continue to use their computers.

The glass, the hinges connecting the screen to the keyboard and the battery housings tended to be the first parts to fail on the Gateway laptops. The freshmen’s Lenovo laptops, on the other hand, are “holding up much better than the other two,” said Tori Piergrossi, Help Desk Assistant.

As of now, the plan is to reissue the same model next year. Vitucci said, “If it’s working, why not?”

As for the remaining Gateways, Barker is confident that the necessary parts will come through.

“They are no good as paperweights,” he said. “They will find their way to people like us who have Gateways and need to keep them going.”

At least one positive has emerged from this chaos. Barker, Piergrossi and Vitucci are all pleased that students are being more cautious with their personal computers. “They have learned that it is a real hassle to be without [their laptops],” said Barker. “The list of repairs is a whole lot shorter now.”

Regardless of what has happened with Gateway, the laptop program will continue for future classes. “Our goal ought to be to go paperless,” said Barker. “Critics say [the computer] is a distraction… but you have to think hard about how it’s being used.”

He pointed out the “collaborative advantages” as well as the opportunities for publishing. Barker marveled at the ways teachers use the computers in their classrooms.

Sophomore David Scharfe is just one of the hundreds of students who depend on their laptops for class now that the teachers have grown accustomed to teaching with them. “When I don’t have my laptop, my grades go down,” he said.

Junior Caitie Beth Shauck had a similar problem as her laptop which was being repaired for over four months. “I hate them. They’re ridiculous,” she said. “My loaner was in worse shape than my laptop.”

Some students may feel this way, but Barker said, “We’re only beginning to understand the potential [of this program].”

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or months, laptops sat in the I/T room, waiting for parts to make them functional. Students snatched up the few available loaners to at least have something to work with after losing countless typed assignments as a result of multiple computer malfunctions.

As time lapsed, the panic began to grow.

Gateway, the company behind the sophomores’ and juniors’ laptops, went under, causing students, teachers and parents to anxiously hold their breath. They all seemed to be wondering, “What will happen next?”

“That pretty thorough extended warranty doesn’t mean as much now,” said Principal Paul Barker.

The days of sending computers back to the company for the biggest repairs are over.

Joseph Vitucci, Help Desk Coordinator, said, “We improvise whenever possible.” While Director of Technology Greg Russell searched for laptop part suppliers, Vitucci removed glass from bro-

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Beloved teacher enters seminary

time he devotes to grading papers meticulously, coaching, and meeting with students or teachers.

Laws’ decision is a somewhat foreign concept to high school students, and he explained his motivation as this, saying, “I think that while the idea of becoming a priest has always been in the back of my mind, I have certainly had my doubts. And once I started working at John Carroll, I tried my best to ‘get rid of’ the idea of becoming a priest, but I was unsuccessful. In prayer, I realized how persistent the Holy Spirit can be. And I can

remember times where I would be teaching a class, coaching, leading a Communion Service, or talking with a colleague in which the idea of becoming a priest was incredibly vivid and real.”

Laws said, “I ultimately made the decision to apply to enter the seminary at the end of the day on my birthday this year as I was in the chapel here at school. Ultimately, though, I am going into the seminary because this is who I am. When I think about who I am and my relationship with God entering the priesthood seems like a natural progression.”

This decision requires great sacrifices, as Laws explained, “Unfortunately, I will not be able to teach or coach next year. But I will certainly take all of you with me in the form of the many lessons and memories. I have learned a lot in the past two years that I will certainly take with me no matter where I go.”

Laws said, “This has been one of the hardest decisions of my life. The community here really is a family. And while I may not be around school, I don’t think that I am leaving all together. I will still be going to work (classes) every day for the same reasons and I will keep the John Carroll family in my thoughts and prayers. I will do my best to make it back to JC from time to time.”

involve, the schooling required, while experience, “Those who are pros and cons of the job, and av- interested in the medical field but erage pay. Frank said, “The U.S. are overwhelmed with the thouis lacking nurses and health care sands of different professions will professionals. We are trying to find Health Club very helpful. It’s recruit people and get interest for fun, interesting, and informative, the health field.” She can relate to and will help in the future when the lack of qualified professionals it’s time to decide on a career.” that plague hospitals across the The Health Club meets the third country. “It was constantly short Thursday of every month in the Health Suite. Frank staffed in the hospital I encourages all stuworked at. It really afdents who are “at fects patient care and Encouraging that all interested in the treatment,” she said health field or lookFrank brings in love of reading ing for a steady job guest speakers to try is part of my job to come. It is a field and expand students’ and I want to do that is never lackhorizons beyond just ing in opportunithe classic doctor and it more. nurse perceptions of ties.”

- Anne Baker Librarian Anne medical careers.

Baker created the A forensic scientist Book Club to be who visited touched on the possibility of one becoming “fun for students and for me; I had a forensic nurse, which combines a bit of an ulterior motive when crime-stopping and nursing into founding it.” The club is, “more of one career. She allows students to a culture discussion about books “explore different careers and oth- we like to read and movies we er related fields that are interesting like.” and well paying, but students have Junior Maggie Yankovich addnever heard of.” ed, “I just like the chance to disJunior Shannon Kelly found cuss books with people that actualthat the Health Club is a worth- ly like reading. We can read really

intellectual books and fun books, too.”

At meetings, members discuss authors and recommend movies and books. Books are chosen based on student recommendations. Baker said, “I don’t even require them to read books. I just want them to be open to the idea of reading. I don’t want it to be a stressful thing; they can finish at their own pace.”

Baker has big plans for expanding what the club does, hoping to one day have authors attend meetings and have fundraisers that relate to the books read by the group.

It is an open club, with about ten people attending every meeting, but Baker said, “If just one or two people come, I will continue the club.” Meeting dates are announced on the dry erase board in front of the library and they meet in the Faculty Resource room.

The point of the club is not to force students to read. Baker said, “Encouraging that love of reading is part of my job and I want to do it more. Reading for fun is something if you don’t do now, you might never.”

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Once more, with feeling, a farewell from the Temple A

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s he lay dying, the French philosopher Voltaire was attended to by a priest who begged him to denounce Satan before he gave up the ghost. Voltaire’s response?

“Now, now, my good man, this is no time to be making enemies.”

For some reason, many of the world’s brightest have found their final moments to be the perfect opportunity for a final word of wisdom, or, in the case of actress Tallulah Bankhead, a last minute request: “Codeine… Bourbon.”

So as we here at the Temple prepare for one final service, it seems only fitting to wrap up with a look at some great exits throughout history. As convicted killer George Appel was strapped into the electric chair to ride the lightning, he reportedly told his executioners, “Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.”

French Queen Marie Antoinette, as she was being marched up the scaffold to her own execution, paused long enough to apologize to the axe-man for stepping on his foot: “Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.” Although he accepted her apology, he still cut her head off.

Archimedes also lost his head because he aggravated a Roman soldier. The Greek mathematician was drawing in the sand and told the man, “Don’t disturb my circles!” So the Roman killed him.

Likewise, American showman P.T. Barnum just couldn’t get his mind off business in his final moments, asking “How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?” just moments before he departed this earthly coil.

Then you have the dying jerk, such as inventor Alexander Graham Bell, whose deaf wife begged him not to leave her, to which he so kindly responded, “No.” Actor John Barrymore, grandfather of actress Drew Barrymore, wasn’t quite as big of a jerk, but was pretty close: when a doctor told him that he was about to die, the self-satisfied actor responded, “Die, I should say not, dear fellow.

No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

And now, as we depart, thanks to all our readers.

And remember: you’ve heard it here first for the last time.

oshua Laws considered a very important life decision when he was in the second grade.

Even at that age, Laws pondered the option of entering the religious life, even though most students shudder or chuckle at the thought.

Laws has let this thought run through his mind and is consequently making it a reality with his decision to join the religious life. As soon as he finishes grading final exams, he will start his summer assignment, working at a nearby parish, and then start classes at St. Mary’s Seminary in August. Laws has decided to take one year of pre-theology (philosophy), and then four years of theology at St. Mary’s in Baltimore City, consequently leaving JC next year.

Laws said, “I first considered becoming a priest when my classmates and I were getting ready for Reconciliation and our First Communion. Growing up in St. Stephen’s Parish, I always looked up to the priests because of how much everyone trusted them and how holy they were.”

As for his students’ reactions, Laws said, “Most of my classes ask a lot of questions because they don’t understand why anyone would want to be a priest and they just don’t know all that

Joshua Laws speaks at a morning communion service. Laws has decided to become a priest, following God’s calling to serve Him. (photo by Katie O’Hara) much about the seminary. Some students have even tried to barter with me so that I will come back to teach next year. One student said that if he got a 100% on his next test then I would have to stay, but needless to say, I am still going into the seminary next fall.”In his two years here, Laws has become a deeply involved member of the community as a teacher and volleyball and rugby coach. He has also been leading masses in the chapel while constantly telling his students of his love for the school.

His love is evident by how much

New clubs attract proactive students Kate Froehlich

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urse Laura Frank attempts to prepare blood for a transfusion, but a trauma patient arrives at the hospital. She is called away from what she is doing to assist with the admission of the new patient. She tries to find another nurse to take over one of her duties, but none are available.

This “delay in care” is an effect of understaffed hospitals, and a key reason why she founded the Health Club.

Although this year saw the death of such organizations as the Ski Club, new clubs have sprung up to meet the diverse interests of students. This year saw the introduction of the Health Club and Book Club, which take their place among those already established groups.

The Health Club was founded

by Laura Frank to combat the dire need for nurses and other health care professionals by getting students interested in the medical field.

They discuss, among other topics, what different health fields

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here is nothing to do in Annapolis.

Truly “a drinking city with a sailing problem,” you will be hardpressed to find anything to do after dark in the Maryland State Capital, other than harassing state legislators. And, while that may sound entertaining, the shine wears off quite quickly.

I’ve now spent two weeks this year living and working in Annapolis as a student page for the Maryland State Senate, and I have learned many valuable lessons along the way. Among these lessons: If you want a job done, send it to the Senate President Mike Miller. If you want a job done now, do it yourself.

The six pound milkshake at Chick and Ruth’s Delly isn’t as big as it sounds. It’s bigger.

As a student page, I was offered an opportunity that most people outside of the Senate itself rarely receive: a place right on the floor, right in the thick of the action.

Well, I suppose the “action” is a relative term. In two weeks, the longest session I saw lasted one hour and twelve minutes, and of all the bills that came to the final vote, I saw no more than a halfdozen “nay” votes cast.

Apparently the State Senate is not hotly contested.

Most of the actual work for pages takes place behind the scenes, photocopying papers, passing out copies of bills to each senator’s desk prior to their arrival and, our most important duty, making coffee before each session. Once the session actually opens, Miller calls the Senate to order and we take our seats on the floor and wait.

And wait.

And get a cup of tea for Senator Gladden.

And wait.

If you’re lucky, you get to know one of the senators fairly well, as our group did with Senator Jeannie Forehand, who was kind enough

to take all of the pages to the top of the State House rotunda - where we all got to carve our names into the walls of the dome.

But, by far, the most interesting part of the experience was seeing that our representatives are just people. Senator Harris is a doctor, Glassman works for BGE, Greenip and McFadden are schoolteachers.

Senator Haines is a former dairy farmer. And although the political battles can often be heated, those fighting them have no problem going out to dinner together as soon as they’re over.

But the fun was not on the Senate floor. There were seventeen pages in Annapolis for week nine of the session (my second week in Annapolis), and we all shared the misery of the fun-less town. In a town this boring, it falls on the sufferers to make up some entertainment.

Many hours ticked off the clock as we sat in the lounge in the State House basement, lamenting our sad situation, trying to stave off overwhelming boredom.

So we went to Chick and Ruth’s and commiserated over comically large hamburgers and dueled with monstrous milkshakes. We became Annapolis Mall-rats, disrupting H&M and lounging around Spencer’s before dropping in on Bowtie Cinemas for a showing of Liam Neeson’s “Taken” (which was awful, by the way, but that’s neither here nor there). Ultimately, we had to resort to desperate measures: an Inner Harbor roadtrip.

It was a 45 minute drive, and we only spent 2 hours in the city, but they were the best two hours of the whole week, beyond the game of Twister we played in the State House basement. That was the week’s most valuable lesson: What happens on the Twister mat stays on the Twis- er, I mean, Baltimore is always the place to be.

That, ultimately, is the best thing to do in Annapolis: drive to Baltimore. Go to Vaccarro’s. Order a Colosseo. Anything to get out of the city that never wakes up, Annapolis, MD.

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In keeping with Patriot tradition, we are now offering you Volume II of JC’s greatest neologisms (new words, expressions, or usages of a word).

It’s been real This phrase is used to say goodbye, especially when the time spent together has been unique or memorable.

It can also be used to describe the fantastic time period that has passed between you and the group of people who are with you.

Teacher to class: “Well, we’re done here.”

Class to teacher: “It’s been real.”

Legit

The shortened form of “legitimate.” Although it can refer to something that is one-hundred percent genuine, it is cooler if you use the word to mean “amazing,” “cool” or “awesome.”

“Jade’s new Ray-Bans are legit.”

Swagga

The way someone presents themselves; it can also mean “fly” (or fresh). No, it does not refer to the way people walk when they are drunk.

“He has the swagga of a college kid.”

FTW

An acronym for the phrase “for the win.” It is used with a ridiculous amount of enthusiasm towards the subject being discussed.

Person A: “Pepsi is totally better than Coca-Cola.”

Person B: “Coca-cola FTW.”

Ridic

The shortened form of ridiculous for all those who are much too busy to say the word in its entirety. It is used to describe something that is preposterous and outlandish.

“Gary Coleman is so ridic!”

Win

This can be used to mean a range of things, from saying that something is awesome, to succeeding at something or expressing approval of it. This word can be made more emphatic by adding “epic” in front of it.

“The Talking Heads are an epic win.”

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rom teaching in New York, to an all-girls boarding school in California, and then to teaching a semesterlong program in Switzerland, Mrs. Kate Jellick has had her fair share of experience with work-related travel. Spending a semester in Switzerland allowed her to learn more about the European way of life. “I loved walking and how they ride their bikes everywhere… Switzerland was a breath of fresh air after my experience in New York,” Jellick said.

Now, after all of Jellick’s international experiences, she is back at her alma mater, substituting for Mrs. Jennifer Medrano’s Spanish classes while she is on maternity leave. In Jellick’s class, speaking in the target language is emphasized and encouraged every day.

Fluent in both Spanish and French, Jellick loves learning languages, an area of study which is extremely important to her as she is currently in the process of perfecting her German and Italian. “My goal was to be fluent in all four by the time I was 30,” she said. On its importance in life she said, “It just really helps you to keep an open mind and broaden your perspectives. It can be a scary thing and

a lot of times you embarrass yourself, but it’s worth it.”

Jellick is quite comfortable at JC already, as she is a 1996 graduate. During her time here, Jellick studied French, crediting Mrs. Donna Selway as her

(photo by Katie O’Hara) “true inspiration for teaching languages.” Madame Selway taught French at JC for 18 years and died just last July. During French class, the students would watch movies;“I loved Telefrancais. It’s hilarious,” said Jellick.

She had classes with many of

the teachers still walking the JC hallways including Mr. Bernie Mullin, the cross country coach at the time, Mr. James Chrismer, Mr. Adolphe Pons, Mr. George Appleby, and Mrs. Susan Gradishar.

Jellick said, “I’m really comfortable here with all of the familiar faces.”

Jellick had many experiences in college and here at JC that changed her perspective on the world. One of the most influential parts of her language education was Jellick’s exchange in France. One summer, her exchange student Elsa came to stay with her and the next year, Jellick went and stayed at Elsa’s house in France. “I remember speaking to her and she’d speak back to me in English. It was probably because my French was so bad at that point,” said Jellick with a laugh.

For Jellick, culture is an important part of the language experience. “Even the little things are fun, like how [Europeans] walk everywhere or ride their bikes. Meal time is another important difference and the time they devote to eating and conversation was always interesting for me,” said Jellick.

Teaching here is a delight for Jellick. She said, “It sounded great to come back to John Carroll. I think I would love to [stay here] if something opened up.”

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Kittel, portrayed by senior Nick Temple, kills nearly every character in the play, “Ghetto”, showing the merciless killings of the Nazis in World War II. “Ghetto”, directed by senior Rachel Weinberg, struck an emotional chord with students, parents, and Holocaust survivors. (photo by Katie MacDonald) Continued from Front Page

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ut it’s not all fun and games. “They require a lot of verifications and evidence to try to prevent anyone from lying so [I have a lot of] reading and finding out how to officially break the records. The whole process takes months and we’ve been at it for awhile so we’re hoping to be ready to go soon,” Tommy Hoff said.

Other projects include internships at various places, such as law firms, with chemical engineers or with firefighters. As long as the idea is justifiable, it can be done.

At the end of our interview, Weinberg gave some good advice to future classes, “It’s an excellent opportunity, and I would challenge people next year not to take Senior Project for granted, not to do it as something you just have to complete, but rather as an opportunity.”

enior Chloe Ey bought her prom dress her sophomore year. She went into the store with an unclear idea of what she wanted, but all she knew is that she wanted to be different. “I saw it in the vintage shop and thought to myself, that is absolutely incredible; I want it as my prom dress,” said Ey. Many other senior girls weren’t as lucky as Ey to find their dress so early. Many girls looked at the Oscars as a reminder, perhaps a somewhat unwelcome reminder, that they need to start thinking about what kind of dress they want to wear for prom. Watching Hollywood’s biggest stars’ choices for the biggest event in entertainment is a great place to start.

For those looking for the simply glamorous look, Amy Adams personified that in a floor length red gown. For those princess types, award-winner Penelope Cruz was the one to look at with her long cream-colored dress covered with lace. If you want to catch people’s eye you might choose the Miley Cyrus look with her tiered skirt.

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nior Lisa Whiteleather chose a prom dress that is more simple and glamorous. “I actually stumbled across it on the Cache website in the school library! I saw it and had to get it, so I took the risk and ordered it offline!” said Whiteleather.

Whatever your style, you can now find look-alikes online and in stores across the country. How much easier can shopping for THAT dress be than watching TV and ordering it online?

The best websites to find imitation-Oscar and other celebrityinspired dresses include edressme. com and faviana.com where hundreds of beautiful dresses can be found. Faviana has been featured on major shows such as Access Hollywood and The View because of their excellent imitation dresses for reasonable prices. In addition, Faviana has several local retail locations in Towson making it easier for customers to find the styles in their sizes.

While many opt to search for styles that are made well-known by celebrities, many high school seniors across the country are looking for unique dresses that will help them stand out on this special night.

“Everyone looks the same, they go to Cache which has the same stuff, same colors, and it’s just

boring. I wanted something different and unique so that people will remember my dress,” said Ey. “If someone has the same dress as someone else, it might be the same dress, but it’s a different person, so the dress will look different,” said Whiteleather.

Senior Lexi Verschoore said, “I had my own ideas of what my perfect prom dress would look like in my head. I like the really sparkly dresses so I can stand out.”

As we asked many senior girls about their dress choice, many, including Ey, said that they were looking for one in a reasonable price range, a by-product of the struggling economic situation.

Others, including Senior Mairead McGuirk, are borrowing dresses from family members or friends to cut back on costs of this night.

Not only have senior girls been looking to celebrity dresses for inspiration, but they have also been imitating celebrity hairstyles. “I googled Oscar hair and celebrity hair styles and found a Taylor Swift style that I loved,” said Whiteleather.

The Oscars showed girls what the “in” fashion is. Whether we choose to follow the popular style, or go with our own look, we still will look beautiful. Who said that celebrities get to set the standards of beauty anyway?

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very Easter morning, we wake up and find our Easter baskets hidden all over the house,” said Julie Kolson about her favorite Easter tradition. Easter baskets as well as dyeing eggs, egg hunts, and chocolate bunnies are a few of the many Easter traditions found throughout the United States.

Easter gets its name from the Anglo-Saxon goddess of spring, Eostre.

The Easter festivals began as a salute to spring, but Christians combined the celebration with that of Jesus’ resurrection.

Catholics have an Easter morning mass to celebrate, “Getting up and going to Church first thing Easter morning is the major thing we do as a family,” said senior Brad Viers. Protestants hold a “sunrise service,” a religious gathering at dawn.

The Easter bunny started as the “Easter hare.” The bunny was chosen because of its fertility and the fact that it appears often during springtime.

Stemming from the mythical belief that rabbits leave their eggs

in the grass, Easter egg hunts were in addition to Kolson’s, have are held. Ancient Romans believed due to the fact that Eostre is often that “all life comes from an egg” portrayed holding a basket filled and Christians call the eggs “the with eggs. This tradition, however, was brought over by German seeds of life.”

The origin of dyeing of eggs is immigrants.

The popular tradition of exnot known. However, eggs were changing Easter baskets filled with dyed and decorated for spring festivals in Europe. These eggs were candy began with a monk named often given as gifts. A common Father Thomas Rockliffe in 1361. tradition after Easter Sunday in He gave hot cross buns, a popular Easter pastry, to the England and Gerpoor of St. Alban’s many is children in southern Hertrolling their eggs fordshire, England down hills to resemSeventy-six on Good Friday. ble the rolling away percent of This idea transof the stone from Americans say formed into the basthe tomb of Jesus. kets filled with eggs The White House that they eat the hosts an event on and candy that we ears first on their receive and enjoy Easter Monday that bunny. today. resembles the egg A popular feature rolling in Europe.

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in Easter baskets It is the only day on is the chocolate which civilians are bunny.

Germans allowed on the front began making chocolate bunnies lawn of the White House.

President Rutherford B. Hayes in the 1800’s. They also made started this tradition in 1878. long eared pastries in addition to However, the event has expanded the bunnies. It did not take long to now involve stories, music, ma- for the tradition to come over to gicians, and a visit from the Easter America. Seventy-six percent of Americans say that they eat the bunny.

The baskets that other families, ears first on their bunny according to Hersheys.com.

The most recently created basket treat is the marshmallow Peep.

John Born, owner of Born Again Creations, began his company making jelly beans. After a woman in the back of the factory created a marshmallow Peep, he began to manufacture them, although they took 27 hours to create.

A year later, they could be produced in mass scale. Born began with just chicks, but eventually

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The 2008 White House Easter egg roll begins. This is the only time of the year when civilians are allowed on the front lawn. (photo by Sydney Comitz) branched out to making bunnies and eggs.

Americans buy more than 700 million Peeps each year, and five million are made each day in preparation for Easter.

Although there are delicious

and fun traditions of the Easter season, it is still a time to reflect and spend quality time with loved ones. “Easter is just a time that I like to get together with my family and enjoy just being together,” said senior Brianna Kyburz.

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album will drop Howi enthusiastically responded, “I’m going to say Photo-Design Editor summer 2010. We have been writing a song per week. It’ll be nice owi and Donald Spangler to take our time and get it the way have the passion for music, we want it. Got some great stuff the talent to be great, and the heart cookin’!” to never look back as they traverse In the meantime, Ballyhoo! is the musical landscape. busy promoting their newest alNatives of Aberdeen, they both bum while touring around the graduated from Aberdeen High United States. With a recent tour School and started a band in July, throughout the west coast, the 1995. band is certainly expanding.

Ballyhoo! was started in the Long gone are the days of playSpangler’s basement, where the ing in friends’ basements and high bands members, Howi (guitar schools. While on their tour, Baland vocals), Donald (drums), J.R. lyhoo! befriended some famous (bassist), and Blaze (turntables), West Coast bands. got together for jam sessions.

311, one of their favorite bands After fourteen years of hard has even offered Ballyhoo! a spot work and a lot of crazy fun, Bal- on some of their tour dates. Aclyhoo! now has a record deal. cording to plylstmagazine.com, Surfdog Records signed the reg- Howi said, “It’s pretty sick to know gae/rock band in February and is that one of our favorite bands revery excited to have Ballyhoo! on spected our sound enough to throw board with them. us a bone like that.”

The record company stated on With their solid set list, it’s no their website, “Surfdog Records wonder they are catching breaks. is stoked to welcome Baltimore “Cali Girl” and “Cerveza,” two of rockers, Ballyhoo!, to the family. the bands most popular songs are Since we first heard their music also Howi’s favorite two to play. last year, we’ve been keeping an He said, “The crowd participation eye on these guys and have been on those songs is amazing!” As blown away by their hard work, for the bassist, J.R, he said that his relentless tenacity, and growing favorite songs to play are “Phannational fan base.” toms” and “The Fool.”

When asked how the new deal As for their roots, Baltimore is will affect the future of Bally- what Ballyhoo! likes to call home. hoo! Howi responded, “Rolling They never forget their fans back Stone, baby... actually, our album at home and say that “it’s always ‘Cheers!’ will be released into great to come home and play in stores this spring and you’ll be Baltimore or somewhere in Harfhearing our music in a lot of other ord County.” mediums. Hopefully, this will inEven though for many Harfcrease the awareness of the band ord County doesn’t seem like the and we’ll just continue to grow greatest place, Howi says that he that way.” always gets a rush of memories Fans of Ballyhoo! should keep from growing up around here. their eyes and ears peeled for an up- “It’s nice just to drive around. I’m coming album. Besides “Cheers!” a very nostalgic person.” being released in the spring, BalHopefully, these rockers won’t lyhoo! has been busy working on forget about Harford once they yet another album. blow up.

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hat do you get when you mix an ordinary person with the crazy ideas of an executive producer? That’s right, you get a reality show. Lately, reality shows have been taking over television, but are they any good or are they just copies of previous reality shows, desperately searching for ratings?

How could anyone forget “Survivor,” the show that takes everyday people and places them on an island, where they compete in challenges to see what rewards they can get or who is going to receive immunity? Surely this show is hard to ignore, considering it is currently going into its eighteenth season.

Of course, everyone has heard of “American Idol,” the singing competition viewed by millions of people across America, and “Big Brother,” a show similar to “Survivor” except for the fact that the people are packed into a house instead of an island.

Joe Rogan, known for being the former host of “Fear Factor,”

is currently working as the host of a new 2009 reality show. “Game Show In My Head” takes an average person and places him or her on a street with only an earpiece.

They are given outrageous tasks to complete within a short time frame in order to win cash. The twist is that all of the tasks they are given involve the contestants’ abilities to go out of their comfort zone to ask outlandish things of unsuspecting bystanders, generally resulting in sheer hilarity.

“Game Show In My Head” is not alone in this specific genre of reality TV. A similar show, Howie Mendel’s “Howie Do It,” puts people in extremely awkward situations, and when they reach their boiling point, he jumps out and reveals his identity to them. This show, similar to the classic “Candid Camera,” is sometimes funny, but seems somewhat mean, as it often causes people to get really upset. But who wouldn’t get upset if someone threw dirty diapers, pizza, and trash at you, like in one episode of the show.

No assessment of reality shows would be complete without mention of the overwhelming amount of reality love, matchmaking, and

dating shows. “The Bachelor,” a show in which one man gets to choose out of 25 girls the one he wants to marry, is currently in its thirteenth season. A newer show with the same basic concept of finding love is “Momma’s Boys.”

“Momma’s Boys” takes a large group of girls, including Playboy Bunnies, Penthouse Pets, and intelligent nurses and teachers, and puts them together in a mansion, with the three men’s overprotective mothers. During the show, the men search for the right girls for them. The twist is that the girls not only have to win over the affection of the boys, but they must impress their mothers.

Not only are typical channels showing reality shows, but some networks like TruTV and Real are dedicated only to reality and actuality shows.

With all of these reality shows competing for success, concepts and ideas are sure to overlap. Obviously, the shows that have aired for numerous seasons will last, and “Game Show In My Head” still stands a chance because it is so humorous to watch! “Momma’s Boys” was also a winner in my book.

Drama drives ticket sales in tough economic times David Hatem

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t’s impossible to ignore the signs pointing to the state of today’s economy, and whether it’s the increase in tuition or the rising cost of cafeteria food, the money issues can be seen everywhere.

But there’s one place at JC that shines as a steadfast example of school spirit, unaffected by economic woes: the drama department’s productions stand strong despite the economy.

“We have always been lucky; ticket sales remain strong even in this economy,” said Laura Lang, director of the school’s spring production.

“All of our shows, while not standing room only, see between 450-600 people. In addition, we have a waiting list for our morning matinees that we offer to el-

ementary and middle schools,” she said.

Lang attributes the play’s continued success to high standards.

She said, “Word is out there that John Carroll produces some of the best high school productions anywhere. Our talent is deep and many students come to JC for our music and theatre programs.”

This support is crucial because the school plays offer students a chance to be creative and express themselves, all while entertaining students and the community alike.

“People love our shows. Sometimes I wish we could offer more performances. One weekend just doesn’t seem enough for all the work that goes into it,” said Lang.

They show what working towards a common goal can accomplish. The success of the plays would not be possible without a dedicated and selfless group of directors and other assistants.

“We are so blessed to have Mrs. Brueggemann, Mr. Hensley, and Mr. Briggs on staff. Together, we all share the same philosophy that we can (and should) put on the best shows we can. Our students have tremendous talent.” explained Lang. “In addition, we have wonderful parent volunteers like Mr. Shawn DeVoe, Mr. Ed Lake, Mrs. Stella DiPeso, who have spent countless hours building sets, setting lights and making cosutmes.”

With ticket sales standing strong, the drama department shows no signs of losing momentum.

“JC Theater has earned a wonderful reputation in the community. When people buy tickets, they know they will be treated to something much more than a high school musical,” said Lang And with money so tight nowadays, who wouldn’t want a little extra for their money?

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People pay respects to previous practical jokes Evan Conley

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ver since the dawn of time, when the first cavemen tied reeds to stones and pulled them away when their friends reached down to pick them up, there have been pranks.

And JC, as new as it is by comparison, still has a surprisingly rich history of practical jokes. As Campus Minister Patty MurphyDohn said, “Spring fever and the end of the year usually equates for some mischief in the air.”

Murphy-Dohn recalls “about seven or eight years ago, the senior class took all the staplers from the school. About two weeks later, they put them all back in their exact same places.” The school took notice of this, and even made an

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would get into the basement somehow, lift the door up, and send wind up toys down the aisles. It would drive the librarian crazy.”

He also recalls a student who “would go around the school in a onesie with a paper bag over his head, and would steal stuff from the different rooms.

One time, he walked right into my class and stole a potato head.”

So how does JC’s prank history compare to that of the nation?

MTV’s “High School Stories” is all about non-obscure pranks. One of them, where students at Ladue High School listed their school for sale in a classified ad, even made national news. Another features a beach, sand included, constructed in the middle of a Midwestern high school’s hallway.

Improv Everywhere is an acting group that performs pranks mainly around New York City. Spontaneous musicals in mall food courts, synchronized (and symphonized) cell phone rings and the nowfamous Grand Central Station ‘time stop’ are just a few of these pranks.

And for international pranks, Principal Paul Barker recalled a prank from New Zealand. “Some of the students at the university snuck in a two-way tunnel and put a stoplight in there. It was somewhat annoying, but basically harmless.”

All of these pranks, JC-based or otherwise, are definitely something to live up to, both for the class of ’09 and future classes to come. Learn from them. Make us all proud.

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Junior Cait Henningan recalling a prank from last year said, “I went to school and saw Saran Wrap on people’s cars, with ’08 written in green tape and spray paint.” Other interviewees, however, did not remember this prank. It went unnoticed by most.

Senior Kelsie Spilman recalls ’06’s prank as “standing in the middle of the hallway, taking up space.” The prank she’s talking about refers to when the entire class of ’06 lined up in the hallway to block foot traffic.

While this prank was more noticeable, Spilman said, “People didn’t get it.”

“There used to be a trapdoor in the library,” math teacher George Appleby recalled, “and students

Comedians soften tense moments Michelle Cvach

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hrough humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it,” said comedian Bill Cosby.

According to Laughterforhealth. com, laughing gets oxygen to all of our bodies’ cells, and gives us energy and vitality. Not only is laughing a good way to lighten up, but it also keeps us alert and attentive to our surroundings.

Comedy adds laughter to boring days, and is a healthy supplement to our lives. “[When I make jokes in class] it helps to alleviate anxiety, and helps create a non-threatening environment for the class,” said social studies teacher Rodney Johnson. Johnson pokes fun at himself, kids and at the larger world to show “the absurdity of things going on.”

Comedy and humor tend to bypass awkward moments and also ease the tension during tough times. “Sometimes when you laugh at a bad situation, it isn’t as threatening,” said Johnson.

“Humor can help you network and form relationships in work.

People can escape in laughter.

It’s the wonderful things about comedy and comedy clubs. Think about it. Its main purpose is for everyone to come in and laugh and have a great time. What can be better than that?” pondered JC Graduate Larry Noto of ’94, who has become involved in stand-up comedy himself.

Noto’s roots in stand-up were first formed at JC when Sister Marie Gregory, former JC teacher and forensics moderator, recruited him to be on the forensics team.

“Actually, the first time I performed at an open mic night at a Baltimore comedy club, I performed a piece that I had done in Forensics.”

Humor can come from anywhere.

“Seinfeld finds humor in socks in a dryer,” says Noto, “I’m inspired by comedians like Jerry Seinfeld and Brian Regan who can write hours of material without using foul language or being mean or offensive. To me, it’s very admirable and forces the material to be smart.”

Shows like Saturday Night Live needle politics and issues going on in the world today, turning bad situations into things that the public can laugh at. Cast member Seth Meyers hosts SNL’s Weekend Update segment and mocks current events in the guise of a real station anchor.

“A lot of comics use their comedy to make a statement either on politics or religion or something like that,” said Noto. When comedians poke fun at politics, it turns the situation into something we can laugh at, which in turn makes bad situations seem less severe.

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Attitudes towards sarcastic comments relax William Schultz

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nglish teacher Susan Fisher walks into class and closes the door. She looks around and sees everyone standing around, chatting idly.

“I see we’re going to be productive today,” she mutters aloud.

The whole class chuckles and sits down. These small blasts of sarcasm are a regular occurrence in her classroom.

“For me, sarcasm is always a temptation,” said Fisher: “I try to avoid it, but I can’t help myself…

[It] adds to the atmosphere of a class if used judiciously.”

Students seem to agree.

Senior David Reedy said that sarcasm “can be an appropriate form of humor… when it’s not out of hand.”

Though teenagers may be surprised, it’s true: even teachers can like to be sarcastic. For some, such as Fisher, the sarcasm is an integral part of their teaching style.

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Math teacher Jean Willan agreed: “[Sarcasm] has its place, at times, to point out mistakes in a humorous way,” or, as she said, to help get through to someone.

Willan additionally warns that, when it comes to sarcasm, any person “has to be careful. Sarcasm sometimes has a bite that hurts; its use should rely on proper judgment.” She is sarcastic only towards individuals with what she perceives as “thicker skins.”

As far as receiving sarcastic comments from students, Willan’s only warning was to be careful of being insubordinate, and to be sure to “take into account the mood of the classroom,” as some teachers handle sarcastic comments differently.

Even Fisher claimed to sometimes be guilty of such. She said, “I can dole it out… [But] I have a tendency, I’m afraid, to not always understand” and sometimes takes a student’s comment as disrespect.

While Fisher’s instances are just misunderstandings of specific language, both teachers brought up

the subject of people who simply do not catch sarcastic comments as jokes.

In cases such as this, science has an answer.

Neurophysiologist Katherine Rankin at the University of California, San Francisco, discovered that detecting sarcastic or otherwise humorous tones in messages is done in the parahippocampal gyrus on the right side of the human brain.

In extreme cases, if that area of the brain is damaged, an individual will take all sarcastic comments at literal value and have trouble differentiating between a person’s emotions in general.

For everyone else, different people have strengths and weaknesses in interpreting sarcasm based on how strong this area of the brain is, according to the website LiveScience.

However, social studies and psychology teacher Dr. Lazor claimed that “there are some limitations [to this technology]. Some neural research, like this, is probably overblown.” He continued saying that

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“Sarcasm is involved in a lot of things” He was less positive towards sarcasm, and says that, “I would think… [sarcasm is] probably not a good thing… [It is] generally not the best way of communicating.

The more good humor involved, probably the better,” to be safe.

As far as teenagers go, Reedy summed up his idea of people who are not sarcastically inclined by saying: “insulting someone for this would be like saying someone’s not good at math.”

Yet, over time, things like sarcasm change. Fisher said she thinks the current generation of teenagers has a much more relaxed atmosphere compared to past generations.

Willan followed her up stating that this new relaxation is both positive and negative. She said, “Students are given more freedom to… find answers for themselves,” but always have to be careful. Following her example, they must learn to gauge another’s reaction, especially when some people may not understand sarcasm at all.

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our people sit at a lunch table cracking jokes. One of them says something about a recent accident or a serious disease in jest.

The other three get angry, ridicule his remark for being in poor taste and move away in disgust.

Our subject has violated a taboo.

According to social studies and science teacher John Hughes, “As long as there has been culture, [taboos have existed] defining abhorrent actions.” He said that they help societies to function as a group. Faux pas are perpetual, but what exactly defines them is a subjective matter.

For example, Hughes mentioned that in Middle Eastern cultures shellfish are considered unclean, though they are acceptable in the West. The same holds true for alcohol.

Michael McGinnis, a writer on Yukon Web who has traveled extensively in Africa, said that elders of certain tribes set out a list of what is inappropriate, ranging from murder to, as the Canadian McGinnis learned, calling a person or the list itself “silly.”

While helping to regulate society, taboos pose a considerable problem to humor as most jokes deal with controversial topics. At

what time is it acceptable to toe the line, and when is too far too far?

When asked in the cafeteria, Freshman Patrick Baker suggested racial slurs as a definite comedy no-zone, especially the “n” word.

Fellow freshman Monique Romaine agreed, and warned against offensive remarks referring to any race or gender.

Another freshman, Jess Karlewski, considers dead baby jokes and “joking about being a terrorist” at an airport as off limits for comedy.

Junior Ben Boniface brought up religion and handicaps as improper to joke about. Junior Christine Neenan found alcohol abuse and child abuse uncalled for in jokes

and junior Hannah Close called for an end to mentions of pedophilia, rape and genocide in comedy.

Freshman Halea Blair referenced mental disorders, and her friend Lauren Cook cited moral issues like abortion and homosexuality as untouchable.

Yet, naturally, some individuals disagree about the place of taboos.

Hughes believes that cultural taboos “keep individuals from being individuals,” and are not necessarily always a good thing when they “slur [our] individuality.”

Then again, some people just prefer darker humor.

Need numbers? There are 371,000 results for a Google search of “racist jokes,” 619,000 results

for “sexist humor,” and 17,900,000 results for “anti-jokes,” which typically get laughs from aforementioned subjects like racism, serious diseases and mental disorders.

Furthermore, websites such as T-Shirt Hell take all of these taboos and print them on clothing. So, who is to say what things are universal taboos and not just forbidden according to a specific opinion?

Junior Katie Tashliki decided she felt that “nothing is off limits,” as long as the people you are around do not get offended.

It seems that the appropriateness (or lack thereof) of breaking a taboo for a joke is up to the listeners.

As long as people have different opinions, things are going to stay that way: subjective.

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K’naan’s “Troubadour” follows his very successful debut album, “The Dusty Foot Philosopher.” His rhymes, based on experiences in his native Somalia, provide a new perspective on rap for Americans.

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orget about generic verses about bling or clubs; the lyrics of “Troubadour,” about war, crime and extreme poverty, both refresh and disturb.

The Somali-born rapper lets you know that he is from the rough streets of Mogadishu, not the streets of New York. In a

genre dominated by Auto-Tuned dance hits, K’naan’s music is a fresh change of pace.

“Troubadour” appears to be divided into two distinct parts. The first six songs of the album have an upbeat tone, with “ABC’s,” which features Chubb Rock and Dreamer, and great star power with Damian Marley making an appearance on “I Come Prepared,” Maroon 5’s Adam Levine singing on “Bang Bang,” and Kirk Hammett of Metallica laying down a guitar track for “If Rap

Gets Jealous.”

These big names seem like they would help K’naan’s music, but they actually hold him back. When K’naan starts rapping, he has a flow. The flow is contagious, but guest appearances detract from it. Chubb Rock’s verse on “ABC’s” is lethargic, while Levine just doesn’t fit with K’naan’s precise style.

Starting with “Wavin’ Flag,” the album takes an emotional turn. He expresses his strong desire to see peace in Somalia, something for which he is patiently waiting.

“Somalia,” an ode to K’naan’s homeland has compelling lines, “So what you know about the pirates terrorize the ocean” and “And when I try to sleep, I see coffins closing” comes off as a challenge to the other rappers of the world to try to live with what he lives with.

“Troubadour” reaches its emotional climax at the tenth track, “Fatima.” Here, in a song about lost love, K’naan releases the rage built up from everything his country had done to him in his life: “Damn you shooter, damn you the building / Whose walls hid the blood she was spilling / Damn you country so good at killing / Damn you feeling, for persevering.” This track is K’naan at his most vulnerable, exposing a side most rappers are not willing to show.

The rest of the album rides the emotion of “Fatima” to the finish with slow ballads like “Take A Minute” and “People Like Me.” After listening to “Troubadour,” the listener receives a revelation that the life that their favorite American artist is rapping about can be null and void compared to the life K’naan has led. “Troubadour” is truly a great album, making the listener think about K’naan, Somalia and themselves.

‘Watchmen’ falls shy of super status Nick Temple

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omic book movies are usually hitor-miss affairs. The adaptations of brainy, articulate graphic novels loved by nerdy fans are hated for being oversimplified by Hollywood, and loved by the masses for their whizz-bang action, while the mainstream comics become complicated stories loved by the nerds and loathed by the average moviegoer.

“Watchmen” is something altogether different: a brainy, articulate graphic novel that has experienced both critical and commercial success. The experience that comes with it is just as unique – a shockingly average film that makes a complicated story into a whizz-bang romp through a pretty flat world.

The novel, published as a 12-part limited series in the mid-80s, is a massive story, arching across many years of history (much of which writer Alan Moore, of “V for Vendetta” fame, rewrites in the process) and weaving together the lives of dozens of multi-faceted characters into a tapestry of crazy. Set in an otherworld America where masked heroes helped the U.S. win the war in Vietnam and elect Richard Nixon to a third term, Watchmen tells the story of has-been vigilantes facing the very real risk of nuclear war with the Soviets.

Fans of the series have been waiting for a film adaptation since the conflicted costumed heroes

first saw the light of day in 1986. After 20 years in development hell, “300” director Zach Snyder has finally brought Moore’s magnum opus to the big screen as the first blockbuster movie of 2009.

Snyder’s big-screen adaptation is a noholds-barred action movie, opening, like the book, with the murder of The Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), choreographed to Nat King Cole’s classic song “Unforgettable.” The action starts early and carries straight on until the movie’s final earthshaking moments.

The film makes a great action movie, with excellent performances from Morgan’s The Comedian, and Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach, along with many others. Unfortunately, the performances from actress Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter and Billy Crudup as Doctor Manhattan leave something to be desired.

The characters of Moore’s ‘Watchmen’ are deep, complex, flawed beings – far removed from the idealized heroes such as Batman and Superman – at war with themselves and each other.

The characters of Snyder’s film are, unfortunately, flawed for different reasons.

Although most, if not all, of the performances are at least action-movie worthy, the “Watchmen” legacy is too much for the movie to live up to. Moore’s book is a character-driven plot, focused on what goes on between and within the major players, whereas Snyder’s film is more concerned with the story itself.

By itself, “Watchmen” would be an excellent action movie. But as it is, within the long shadow of Alan Moore, the film leaves much to be desired.

“Watchmen” is a solid action film, a mediocre adaptation and an excellent companion to Moore’s original. Is “Watchmen” perfect? Far from it.

But isn’t that the point? In the world of the Watchmen, even our heroes are miles from perfection.

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‘Last House’ lacks camp of original David Hatem

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hen I heard that “Last House on the Left” was being remade, I was downright angry, until I found out that Wes Craven was directing this version as well. I was curious to see if he could make lightning strike twice.

It’s not that lightning doesn’t strike twice; it just strikes in two different places.

For those who aren’t familiar with the plot of “LHotL,” it’s pretty much your textbook snafu. A group of violent thugs led by the vile Krug (Garrett Dillahunt) abducts and rapes two teenage girls, Mari (Sarah Paxton) and Paige (Martha MacIsaac). That night they take refuge in the summer home owned by Mari’s parents, and when Mari’s parents find out what their guests did to their daughter, wackiness ensues (and by wackiness I mean a brutal and gory face-off).

It’s not for me to say that Craven took too many liberties with changing the plot this time around, but he did take too many liberties changing the plot this time around.

For instance, SPOILER ALERT, after Mari is raped in the original she walks away lifelessly like an empty shell. This was the most powerful scene in the movie, but Craven ruins it this time around by changing the plot so that Mari makes a daring and successful escape.

Also gone are the slapstick police segments of the original. These segments contrasted the horror of violent rape with the adventures of two bumbling cops. While these scenes may sound out of place, they make the viewer even more disturbed because they know Craven is downplaying the rape and murder as if it were nothing.

Consider this analogy – what would be more disturbing: seeing someone getting beaten in the middle of the street and a police officer running up and valiantly putting a stop to it, or the officer just walking by, laughing?

The original worked in the same principle but the newer version doesn’t take that risk, much to my chagrin.

Also, Krug doesn’t have the same sort of Cro-Magnon leader of the pack feeling to him as he does in the original. He just feels like a huge jerk in this one.

And while you can’t expect any Oscarworthy performances in this type of movie, the acting on the part of Mari’s parents (Monica Potter and Tony Goldwyn) was simply inexcusable. It’s like they just fought their daughters’ killers because Craven was paying them a couple million dollars.

Still, the premise alone makes this movie worth seeing. Although not as bizarre as the original, “LHotL” is still a decent introduction to slasher horror movies.

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The Chief Speaks Natalie Shaw

Should tuition be raised next year?

By Melissa Vinton

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he economy’s fragile state has affected families all over the country. Families have made sacrifices and begun to alter their budgets to adhere to this economic crisis. Along with the economy, the tuition has changed significantly, but why are families surprised?

This raise in tuition was inevitable, or at least expected. Our education is just as valuable as it has been in the past, but now we must pay a greater price. With the high demands our school has, this tuition increase is understandable.

How can people expect the tuition to remain the same when the economy is in the state it is in? JC is not immune to the economic crisis we are in. The tuition increase is not surprising given the fact that the economy is on a downward spiral. Although families would benefit from a decrease in the tuition, the question is at what price?

The value of education is not only based on the education we receive, but the experiences that comes with it.

Technology has been introduced into the school in order to open the eyes of students to an entirely different world. As a college-preparatory school, JC is responsible for doing just that—preparing us for

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college.

The education we receive is well worth the cost of the tuition we are paying for it. JC prepares students for college through rigorous courses, service opportunities, and even its reputation. Different aspects of the school draw families here, an example being the innovative introduction of laptops.

The introduction of laptops has begun to prepare students for a rising business that is vital to our futures. With a decrease in tuition, this opportunity to learn and use technology would be lost.

By establishing the knowledge students need for the technology for their futures, JC has provided students with opportunities they would not get at a public school.

Even seniors, although they do not own laptops, have been presented with some knowledge they will need in college.

Sure the tuition may have been raised. But for a valuable product: a good education.

By Natalie Shaw

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n a time when parents are losing jobs and the cost of living is rising, the idea that JC families will have to pay more for tuition is appalling. While I understand that the demands on the school are just as high as they have been in the past, I also recognize that the demand on each family is increasing as well.

As I understand it, the increase in tuition is to offset the potential loss of students next year with the declining economy. However, wouldn’t it be better to encourage students to stay at JC by keeping tuition the same or even lowering it? As other private schools in the Baltimore area raise their yearly costs, families will be looking for the best value in education.

We could easily be that school.

While the risk would be great, the potential payoff is worth it. The cost of everyday products is on the rise. Salaries, for the most part, are on the decline.

Imagine how appealing it would be to struggling families looking to send their children to an affordable private school: JC, a rose among thorns, a school keeping the very best interest of its current and potential students in mind.

Besides, if the cost of tuition is lower, the amount of financial need that must be met for students to go here would be less. Parents would be able to pay more of the total cost without aid, ensuring that more money gets back to the school.

More money back to the school means more programs to offer, more teachers with higher pay and a more satisfied community.

We have been raising tuition, albeit gradually, for years. The rise has kept pace with the necessary raises in teacher pay and benefits to keep pace with Harford County Public Schools. Teachers’ pay is frozen for next year. They will not step up to the next pay grade. So, wouldn’t this be the best time to take a risk – a time when no one’s salary is in jeopardy because they have already been frozen?

Students will want to come to JC regardless of the cost, but refusing to raise tuition should encourage their parents to let them come here or allow them to afford to stay.

Emily Burdeshaw

Photo-Design Editor Every day from 8 to 2:40 is made up of classes, those fun blocks of time in which teachers talk at you and attempt to teach you. Yeah. Having been here for four long, enjoyable years, I am going to try to pass on some of what I have learned.

AP European History:

AP Human Geography:

AP European History had very few dull moments, which was mostly thanks to sense of humor that accompa- nied the class.

However, my favorite instance was when we were learning about the defenestration of Prague and, after a particularly annoying Nick Temple comment, Rodney Johnson suggested we reenact the moment by tossing Nick out the window.

But don’t worry. No one was harmed during this class, in case you were wondering. Oh, and you can’t graduate without one of those classy nicknames from Hot Rod. It’s simply not possible.

As a timid little freshmen, I hesitantly entered the room that smelled distinctly of snake pee. It was filled with terrifying, staring stuffed animals. Welcome to AP Human Geography.

Once you get past the war is like SEX (yes, it is said like that) talk, it really is an excellent class to take – if you are a competitor. The point, obviously, is to crush your classmates in the competition for an A. Another great thing about AP Human? Canoe trips and Hughesball.

A lethal combination of soccer, rugby and water polo, Hughesball is one of the most epic games you will ever play. As long as you don’t mind water up your nose and a serious lack of air when dunked.

Medical Ethics:

Honors Biology:

As far as religion, Medical Ethics, which you can take junior year, and Social Justice, which you shall take senior year, were particularly epic. As a class, we always manage to have fun (clapping battles, anyone?) while, surprisingly enough, learning a bit about the subject too.

As far as the science department goes, I probably enjoyed Biology with John Low the best, but that is just my preference. There was just something about Bio that was really fascinating. Wading in streams, dissecting frogs. But please? Don’t poke the hydra. By the way, if you don’t know JLow yet, please get to know him

Honors Algebra Two:

Honors English 10:

Moving on to math...Honors Algebra II,with Alvin Ward, a class you can take freshman year, is simply brilliant. If you know any incoming freshman, tell them! This class can also be taken junior year, by those who took Algebra I freshman year, so don’t worry if you didn’t take it freshman year.

Meeting the different mathematicians (through their busts) and learning about distance formulas and problems by acting them out (with matchbox cars and toy planes) made the class surprisingly engaging (for math). I’m not a big mathematics fan, but Algebra II was surprisingly pleasant for a math class.

Every year the English department has offered incredible experiences but we’ll just cover sophomore year honors English class .

Some of the high points in the class include meeting Tral (aka Tralfalmadorian aka the green plunger-creature), “soma” gum that makes you happy (aka skittles), and Thorkild Paaby’s in-depth explanation about the difference between big daddy dashes and little baby dashes.

The class also includes a Hamatsa dance in which the danger of being bitten is very real. Overall, it’s an extremely dynamic class, keeping students involved in the game plan while remaining really intense.

Words to live by

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he curtain slid open. The lights came up. I sprinted past the set crew and ended up halfway to where I should have been on stage.

As the pit started to play and the cast began to dance, I worked my way over to take my place near the stairs. Quickly stepping into the dance number, my fellow chorus members turned to me casually and smiled. They knew exactly what had happened, and they good-naturedly teased me for the remainder of the matinee.

Throughout eight of the most intense weeks of my life, I participated in the musical, “Bye, Bye, Birdie,” I learned countless life lessons, challenged myself to learn new skills and made about 50 new friends. My senior year has been filled with experiences like this one. It has been all about going out on a limb, about trying new things.

This year, combined with the experiences of my freshman through junior years, has taught me to appreciate the opportunities that I have been given. I am so thankful that I had people in my life to tell me to take on those new challenges and who stuck by me through four years of trying, failing and learning about myself in the process.

So, having lived through the highs and lows, the easy homework loads and the pre-mid-quarter rush of assignments, I can offer a few pieces of advice before I graduate to those of you who have time left here.

Do not miss a single opportunity. If you want to join a club or try a sport, feel free. Even if taking that chance does not turn out the way you expect, you will always grow as a person in the attempt.

Surround yourself with people who encourage you. You cannot choose your family, but you can choose your friends. Keep the positive people close. They are the ones you want to turn to in times of need and those you want to laugh with on an especially great day.

Trust your teachers. Your homework will help you on tests and quizzes. When you ask questions, you do learn more. And, yes, you will wonder when you will ever use this, but, you have to learn it, so pay attention.

The past four years have been an adventure, to say the least. I truly hope that all of you get as much out of your JC experience as I have. I will leave you with one final thought: You get out of your life what you put into it, so fill it with whatever fulfills you.

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What do you think about the ‘No Crumb Left Behind’ policy?

“I love it! It’s really convenient.”

-Erin Hanratty ’10

“It’s a good idea because sometimes the cafe gets too crowded and you need a place to go.”

-Emily Kegan ’12

“It makes me want to spend more time in the library.”

-Blaine Greig ’09

“When we weren’t allowed, kids made a mess.

Now they’re going to make more of a mess. ” -Matt Ridge ’11

“I haven’t brought any food in, but I think it’s a good idea because people eat in there anyway.”

-Aly Kutney ’09

next mod. We skipped breakfast, and we’re not willing to sacrifice a grade. We’ve got to have it all.

And so we sit in the back of the library looking studious as we slyly pull food from our pockets. We then dispose of the evidence by hiding it amongst books, leaving it under a table, or simply throwing it far away from where we’re sitting in hopes that we can walk out before anyone suspects us.

Mrs. Baker admitted that people

sneaking food into the library is a reality, and as a result the library has had ants, roaches, and mice.

Something needed to change.

And something did. We noticed this change when we ventured into the library and saw these little white paper signs bearing the slogan, “No Crumbs Left Behind.”

At first, we were slightly taken aback. We had to take a step back and look around to make sure we were still in the library. After re-

covering from the initial shock, we gathered that ancient library regulations have been altered, and the cardinal rules of the library that have been engrained in us since kindergarten are no more.

Now the library offers the friendly policy that we’ve all been waiting for. You can eat in the library as long as you clean up. Mrs. Baker’s intention is that the library remains a quiet study place, “It’s not that I want it to be a café envi-

ronment, I just don’t want it to be a trash environment.”

We love this. People should be able to have a snack in a library atmosphere. The library is obviously still not a place to bring your cafeteria food, so we ask you not to abuse this privilege.

It looks as if this runs smoothly, it will continue in the future. We surely hope it does. It’s possible if everyone cleans up their trash, and, really guys, how hard is that?

time writing yet another editorial because all of our others fell through.

Good ol’ karma. Sometimes, when you think that you’ve learned from your mistakes, they come back and kick you in the face. After a year of running the editorials section, we’ve learned that you don’t only need a backup plan, you need several backup plans. And this article you have the pleasure of reading, this is plan E. So what can we say about this?

Well, procrastination is the demise

of every teenager with any potential at all.

We’ve all fallen into this trap.

The first step to a solution is admitting you have a problem. Now, good teenagers of JC, we want you to raise your right hands, and repeat after us. We. Have. A Problem.

Now this may be difficult at first, because our natural response is to delude ourselves into thinking there is no problem…“I’m a good procrastinator. I always come up with a decent product in the end.”

Well you’re wrong. We would know. It doesn’t always work out as well as this article has. While we could break into our endless archive of experiences ruined by procrastination, we’ll save you the sob story.

So what can you do when you’ve got plans for the first five letters of the alphabet and nothing works out? Well, dear friends, we have decided to share some of our vast wisdom with you. In our considerable experience, we have learned that wit and charm have

been enough to scrape by, but even we are afraid this luck is about to run dry.

Procrastination is not easy to solve. It seems like the only chance of succeeding is to turn yourself into a machine and do some oldfashioned hard work. And if this doesn’t sound appealing, we’re right there with you, in the depths of the black hole known as procrastination.

We’re working on an appealing solution, but…we’ll think of it later.

Students rave over ‘No Crumb Left Behind’ Ashley Powers

Editorials Editor Kaitlin Bobbin

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t’s an art that students have perfected: breaking and bending the rules.

Every day students are faced with the choice to go to the cafeteria and tend to their growling stomachs, or head off to the library and start that homework that’s due

Procrastination- we’ll think of a better headline later Ashley Powers

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rocrastination: The reason that it is nine o’clock in the morning and we’re already preparing for a heart attack.

Bobbin has two hours to write three more pages of a term paper, Ashley has music theory homework that she still has yet to find in the depths of her locker and we have to spend our valuable

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Everything is in HD now, even episodes of TV shows on iTunes. As a result of this, the prices of these episodes have been increased by a dollar. We didn’t choose for them to be HD, so why do we have to pay the extra money? Can you really tell the difference on a tiny iPod screen anyway?

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We would also like to put in a word of congratulations for Rachel Weinberg. Ashley had an unforgettable experience in the play, and Kaitlin came to see it on Saturday, and was impressed with the performance. We would both like to say that Rachel took the infamous task of senior project and made something cool out of it. We are very impressed.

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We’re looking forward to spring and warmer weather. We dream of flowers and bright, blue skies over green grass. Oh, and being something other than pasty white.

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Senior exams are the same week as AP exams. Only seniors taking Art History and Latin Vergil will have schedule conflicts, but it’s still awful to cram all these exams in the same week. Our brains can’t handle that much studying.

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We don’t like how spring break is so drastically different than the break that public schools have.

We do have friends outside of JC. We’d like to see them, once in a while. Why must JC be so terribly different?

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Stuart Semple, an artist in London, has recently released 2057 “happy clouds” into the air, claiming that he “just wanted to cheer people up a bit.” Each cloud is pink and smiling. We are very fond of these little biodegradable pieces of soap, helium and vegetable dye, and we wish that when we came to school in the morning, happy clouds were floating all over the place. We’d feel much better about coming to school in the morning.

Recently, we’ve been very proud of Kristi Snyder and Serena Buontempo (see news section for the full story). We’re sure they’re getting sick of all the attention, but we really think it’s fabulous how they have had so much success at something they love to do.

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Speaking of AP tests, we’d like to shun those teachers that keep teaching after AP tests. Your job is done, and honestly, we don’t have enough brain cells left. Besides, we prefer AP off mods, wouldn’t you?

Ashley Powers

Prom Sparks Excitement I

t’s what every high school girl, ages 13-18, dreams of from the moment they see those masses of poof, sequins and glitter in department stores: prom.

And while prom may seem like such a fairy-tale night, we girls know that there is much more to it than just buying a dress, finding a cute date, and buying a ticket.

In reality, prom is only the end result of a very long, complicated journey.

It starts with dress shopping. You grab your sister, your mom, your best friend, or all three, and you search for that perfect dress. Mostly, this requires long hours in the dressing room, trying on dresses that either show way too much skin, or are so full of tulle that they can stand up on their own.

Searching for a dress can be a little tiring if you can’t seem to find what you want. But most of us enjoy playing dress-up, even though we’re 17-18 years old.

So then you find the shoes. And the jewelry. You decide whether or not to get your nails and hair done.

Okay, that’s not so bad.

It’s actually nothing compared to what comes next: a date.

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If you’re lucky, you know who you want to take. Then the hours of questioning begins. Should I ask him…or should I not? Will this be embarrassing? Most likely.

Will he say yes? No? Will he laugh in my face? Oh no, what if he already has a date!? What if he’s going with that chick that I never liked from math class?

It’s nerve-wracking, let me tell you.

But we’re hoping that he says yes. If not, he probably wasn’t worth it anyway. Go with your best guy friend, or just go single with a group of friends. Or you could take one of those life-size cardboard cut-outs of Johnny Depp that you can find at the mall.

You might get made fun of for the rest of your life, but hey, you’d have a nice date. Even if he is made of cardboard and you will probably get some of the worst paper cuts of your life trying to dance with him. But I digress.

Prom is a little bit more complicated than it seems.

Nevertheless, go. Have fun! Even if they guy of your dreams laughs in your face and says no, you end up going in your mother’s old bridesmaid dress, and your hair falls down within the first hour, it still can turn out to be something that you will remember fondly forever.

Hang out with your best friends, make it your goal to enjoy every moment, and don’t worry about embarrassing yourself if you can’t dance.

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pring dance fever is in the Melissa Vinton air. The malls are Managing Editor crowded with girls lugging floor length gowns to dressing rooms and gazing at magazines filled with hairstyles. Teenage girls are brought together to chat about the one subject that haunts them all: prom dates.

Chivalry is long gone my friends, and apparently so are the days of taking girls from your grade or even school. It has become the job of the ladies to ask the guys. Why then, do we not just have a Sadie Hawkins Dance?

Both Ring Dance and Prom have turned into a stressful time for junior and senior girls. Not only do we have trouble picking out a dress that doesn’t cost 300 dollars, but we now need to find dates?

The SAC should organize a Sadie Hawkins Dance since spring dances have basically become one any-

way. If more girls have to ask guys, why is there not a dance that bypasses the awkwardness and lets the girls do the asking?

Instead of the “Back to School Dance Part II” (or even III) every year, there should be a Sadie Hawkins Dance. Maybe then the tables will turn and the guys in our school will suddenly be compelled to ask the girls.

Many guys actually wait around to be asked to dances, when the girls should be the ones waiting to get asked.

The whole “tell your friend’s boyfriend’s best friend to ask me” plan becomes so complicated and stressful that the girl ends up going solo anyway. To stray away from those awkward “blind dates,” the girls should be able to choose who they want to ask.

Public schools have a Sadie Hawkins Dance. If we had a Sadie Hawkins Dance, the guys would have no excuse for not asking anyone to Prom or Ring Dance.

Girls have been asking the guys so much in the past few years that it is almost like these spring formals have become a Sadie Hawkins Dance.

Ring Dance surpasses expectations Kaitlin Bobbin

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o one likes Ring Dance.”

I heard this statement more than enough in the weeks before Ring Dance. This statement made it really difficult to get excited when that girly chit-chat banter about dresses and dates and pictures started in February. In fact, it made talking about Ring Dance almost downright sickening, as I had already heard of how lame it was supposed to be. I had lower than low expectations for the dance, to say the least.

I heard more than my fill about the foul reputation of Ring Dance.

Apparently this was enough to make some members of our class not attend. I had my doubts, but honestly, I’m not the type of girl to pass up an opportunity to get all dolled up. Besides, I still had a flicker of hope that maybe, just maybe, it’s not as bad as everyone says.

But now that Ring Dance is over, I can’t imagine why any-

one would pass it up. I had an amazing time, and I feel comfortable saying that I speak for mostly everyone there when I say that. The turnout was great.

Although the gym was filled with tables, hardly anyone was sitting at them once the dancing started; they were all on the dance floor.

Ring Dance nearly carries the importance of Prom in that it’s a special dance just for your class.

It’s a staple of high school experiences, and one that, in retrospect, I couldn’t imagine missing. So if you didn’t have a similarly positive experience, at least you’re not wondering what kind of time you might have had. To anyone who didn’t go, I have to say I’m sorry that you missed out.

Aside from my discovery that I am conveniently located in the background of most everyone’s pictures of themselves receiving their ring (I apologize), I was pleasantly surprised, and if you’re a sophomore right now, I highly recommend that you go next year, because you won’t want to miss it.

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Track Highlights (Above) Shaun Ostrowski competes in the long jump. (photo by Morgan Seiler) (Above right) Dan Smith clears a hurdle.

(Right) Ian Richardson prepares to make his move during his race at Loyola. Coach Rob Torres feels that the team is strong overall. For the women, the toughest competition will come from McDonogh. Torres feels that for the men’s team, all of the other schools will be tough to beat, so they will need to get as many points as possible in the MIAA Championships. (photos

by Megan Chlada)

he 2009 Major League Baseball season is shaping up to be one full of intrigue, drama, and suspense. With teams moving to new stadiums, marquee players getting injured, and the cloud of performance enhancing drugs hanging over the game, baseball will try to move forward and build on the 2008 season.

Much of the scrutiny will fall on the defending World Series Champion Philadelphia Phillies and the runner-up Tampa Bay Rays.

The Phillies feel they can repeat, with their high-powered offense of Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, and Jimmy Rollins, but they recently ran into a minor hurdle as World Series MVP and staff ace Cole Hamels suffered from arm stiffness and is doubtful to start the April 5 season opener.

Hamels’ situation has Phillies fans on edge due to his importance to the team.

Tampa Bay is out to prove that their run to the World Series in 2008 was no fluke.

With phenom David Price expected to be a major asset to the pitching staff, the Rays look stronger than ever. They kept most of their lineup intact, while adding a big bat in leftfielder Pat Burrell, former member of the Phillies.

Both clubs face challenges within their divisions from the New York teams, the Mets and the Yankees.

The Mets underwent a massive offseason overhaul to prevent chocking down the stretch that has plagued the organization for the past two years. The front office felt that the problem was in the bullpen, and they signed relievers Francisco Rodriguez and J.J. Putz to big money to remedy this situation.

The Yankees, after missing the playoffs for the first time since the strike-shortened 1994 season, reloaded this offseason, signing pitchers CC Sabathia, A.J. Burnett, and first baseman Mark Teixeira as part of a

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Mairead McGuirk

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enior Mairead McGuirk has been playing lacrosse since she was four years old and first played for the varsity team at the end of her freshman year when she was pulled up from the JV team for the IAAM tournament. McGuirk plays defense and has been playing for North East Maryland Select outside of school up until this past summer. “My favorite memory would definitely be winning the championship last year for the second year in a row. That, along with being ranked number one in the nation was incredible! It was an honor to be part of the team,” said McGuirk. McGuirk also was a member of the varsity field hockey team.

She is going to play Division III lacrosse for Gettysburg College next year.

Keith Sneddon

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enior flanker Keith Sneddon has been playing rugby since his freshman year.

He started to get playing time on the varsity team during his sophomore year and entered the starting lineup last year. “My best memory so far for playing for JC was going to nationals in Utah my sophomore year. It was really exciting and I got the chance to play against some of the best teams in the nation,” said Sneddon. Sneddon has played for the Potomac Rugby Union All-Stars and traveled to Florida with them. He is also a member of the varsity football team. Sneddon has narrowed his college choices down to four schools: University of Maryland, University of Delaware, James Madison University and University of Virginia.

He is planning on playing rugby for the school

$423.5 million spending spree.

The team also had to deal with the Alex Rodriguez drama carrying over into the season, with the slugger admitting to using steroids, which became one of the most talked about stories of the offseason.

The Yankees will attempt to rebound from the disappointing season to challenge the Rays and the Red Sox in the American League East.

Out west, the Los Angeles Dodgers were active on the free agent market as well, trying to make themselves into a legitimate contender. The Dodgers signed Casey Blake, Mark Loretta, Rafael Furcal, Orlando Hudson, and Manny Ramirez to bolster their offense and defense behind a depleted pitching staff.

The Ramirez signing is the most interesting, as it involved a five-month soap opera between the Dodgers, Ramirez, and agent Scott Boras.

Ramirez wanted lots of money and a long-term deal, which the Dodgers refused to give. Eventually, the two parties agreed to a two-year deal worth $45 million, giving the Dodgers a legitimate power bat in the middle of their lineup.

Closer to home, the Baltimore Orioles have positioned themselves to be future contenders. General manager Andy MacPhail locked up cornerstone outfielder Nick Markakis to a six-year contract extension and franchise second baseman Brian Roberts to a four-year extension.

With those two players, along with uber-prospect catcher Matt Wieters, Japanese pitcher Koji Uehara, and pitching prospects Brian Matusz, Jake Arrieta, and Chris Tillman, the Orioles have constructed a young nucleus to build with towards the future.

The intrigue of the season runs deep.

Can the Phillies repeat? Or will the spending power of the Yankees, Mets, and Red Sox dominate the game as it has in the past? Stay tuned for the intrigue, drama, and suspense.

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Return to new season proves positive Kate Froehlich

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fter a loss to Loyola in the championship last year, the five-time champion rugby team hopes to rebound this year. The team itself has gone though minor changes but head coach Chris Powell said, “The team is smaller and faster than in years past.” They are led by senior captains Keith Sneddon and Colin Blakely.

The team began to prepare for the season shortly after Christmas break by playing pickup games once a week. The team started twoand-a-half hour practices on Tuesdays and Thursdays in February.

Coach Josh Laws said, “Because we only practice two times a week, we work on a lot of technical skills and it is always high contact. We scrimmage every practice.”

“There is a lot of fitness, contact, and ball handling,” Powell agreed.

The coaches run games differently from other sports. While many coaches try to instruct their players throughout games, the rugby coaches’ goal is, as Laws said, “ideally for [the players] to run themselves.” He added, “As coaches, we try in practice to tell them all the options and teach them, so in games they can take over.”

Sneddon and Laws both agree that the team, despite the starting lineup is very strong, lacks some depth. Laws said, “The A side is

The “A” side rugby team fights Calvert Hall in a scrum. The team is looking to make up for the loss in the tournament finals last year by coming back strong this year and winning the conference championships. (photo by Megan Chlada) pretty strong, but if anyone gets hurt, it is pretty shallow. Schools we go up against have 70 plus players and we have less than 40.”

Sneddon also cites matchup issues due to size as another weakness.

The team makes up for this disadvantage in experience, to the point where Laws said, “Most players on the A side can see plays develop and read the field well.”

Junior Ian Jansing-Kaestner said, “The team is mostly seniors, so it’s not like it’s a new team.”

However, the team’s strengths on the field do not stop there.

Sneddon said, “[The players] can make quick picks and mauling off line-outs,” in addition to their experience.

The physicality of rugby is a very appealing aspect to the players, as Coach James Fendryk said that “the physical nature of play intimidates other teams.”

Sneddon concurred, “The best part about rugby is getting big hits on the other team, winning, and just having fun with your teammates.”

For many players, the appeal of rugby lies in the intensity of the sport as Jansing-Kaestner called the sport “basically like football in the spring, football without the pads.”

Fendryk added, “[Rugby is] a fast paced, totally energy sport.

It’s not a prototypical American sport where you have one play and

take a break for a minute. It’s constant action.”

Rugby is a sport that can incorporate many different types of athletes. Powell said, “Everyone can run the ball and make tackles.” It also creates close bonds between players, to which Powell said, “It creates a lot of comradrie as compared to other sports.”

The team has high expectations to get back on top this year. Laws and Sneddon hope the team will go 8-1, following a loss versus Calvert Hall in the first game of the year, whereas Jansing-Kaestner predicts a 7-2 final record. The toughest competition will most likely come from the reigning conference champions, Loyola.

However, this year the league’s schedule has been adjusted. Teams play each other twice, once at home and once away. This influx of home games can be very beneficial, as Fendryk said, “If everyone comes out to the games and we can get a good fan base out because of the energy it brings to the players.”

Regardless of wins and losses, players find rugby to be a very appealing sport. Laws said, “Rugby is one of the most fun sports to watch or play. It combines the speed and agility of soccer with the big hits and toughness of football.”

Currently sporting a record of 5-1, the team hopes to avenge last year’s tough loss and add another year to the banner.

15 Sports Overtime with Daniel Gallen

The Madness of March

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very March, the sports world is filled with excitement. Why? March Madness, of course. The thrill of filling out a bracket and watching the Cinderellas dance into the later rounds is one of the greatest spectacles in sports.

I anticipated that this year would be great, but when the brackets were unveiled, I was filled with somewhat of an empty feeling. In fact, I wanted to refer to this as “March Sadness.”

The brackets disappointed me.

There wasn’t that sleeper team that could really pull off a run a la Davidson in 2008.

Going into the Elite Eight, the lowest seeds remaining were Missouri and Villanova, both at No. 3.

It was plain to see that the higher seeds dominated the lower seeds, which, after a while, I realized was actually good for the game.

Instead of seeing a high seed blow out a lower one in what is supposed to be a meaningful game, the public was treated to some amazing competitions.

Villanova upset Pittsburgh, a team predicted to win the tournament, 78-76 to make it to the Final Four. The game was sealed when Villanova guard Scottie Reynolds drove from mid-court to score the game-winning lay-up with fivetenths of a second left on the clock.

The game was an instant classic, with neither team succeeding in opening a lead over four points.

I turned on this game right at the exact moment Reynolds’ runner was tickling the twine, and I knew I had missed out on something special. The replay of Reynolds juking out Pitt’s DeJuan Blair is ingrained into my memory as one of the best plays that I have ever seen.

The Villanova-Pitt game sums up the tournament for what this yearly spectacle truly is: one of, if not the greatest, sporting event in American sports. Nowhere else can Cinderella be from Arizona, and nowhere else can so much high quality basketball be seen at once.

For the quality of play, just look at the Elite Eight matchup of North Carolina against Oklahoma, which featured the two best players in the nation in Tyler Hansbrough from North Carolina and Blake Griffin from Oklahoma. Both players showed why they are some of the best in the business, with Hansbrough scoring only eight points, but getting his teammates involved in the game, and Griffin scoring 23 points and grabbing 16 rebounds.

This is what March Madness is all about. Seeing basketball at its best.

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Highlights (Below left) The team joins together before the game to cheer. (Left) Jen Zoltoski runs to scoop up a loose ball. (Right) Brittany Dashiell runs up the field with the ball.

The team is returning from a very successful 2008 season. Senior Cori Gray feels that the toughest competition will come from McDonogh and Bryn Mawr. “A lot of people don’t expect us to do well this year, but I think we’re going to prove a lot of people wrong. This season may not be a breeze as it was last year, but I think if we continue working hard, we’re going to come up with the results we want,” said Gray. Senior Katie Kiriazoglou thinks that a third championship would be great. “I’m hoping for a fun season that leads us to a bunch of wins,” said Kiriazoglou. (photos by Kristen Novak)

Student Profile James Mews

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ost high school students go to the locker room to get ready for the common sports such as soccer or lacrosse. However, for freshman James Mews, his afternoon consists of suiting up and entering a court, sword in hand, looking at his opponent mask to mask.

Mews began fencing a few months before he moved from Oregon and has been doing it ever since. “I used to fence in Oregon and got into it at the local college,” said Mews. He started fencing at Southern Oregon University.

Mews lived in Oregon until, suddenly, when he was 12, his dad passed away and his mother couldn’t take care of him. He moved to Maryland shortly after his father’s death and currently lives with his grandparents. Now, Mews fences with the Maryland Fencing Club in Abingdon four days a week and once on the weekends.

Mew’s choice of fencing is unusual because it is traditionally not a very well known sport.

Fencing is the art of sword fighting, which has been an Olympic sport since 1896, after evolving

Freshman James Mews spends five days a week fencing with the Maryland Fencing Club in Abingdon. He enjoys every aspect of his sport, but mostly the competition. (Photo by Megan Chlada) from sixteenth century European sword dueling. According to the Maryland Fencing Club, fencing “combines the speed of boxing, the strategy of chess, and the agility of gymnastics.”

James has gone to many tournaments with the fencing club all over the country, even though the majority are held in Maryland. “If

there are a group of the club fencers going, we might carpool together to save energy and time,” said Mews. Mews attends about three tournaments a year.

Fencing is an individual sport.

“It’s not like soccer where you have big teams going against each other. For team tournaments with the club, there are four people [in a match] and then you have a collective score,” said Mews.

In a fencing tournament, the people who place up to eighth place win trophies, while the top three finishers get an actual rank.

“Ranks are nationally recognized places to say how good you are. A is the best, then it goes all the way to E, under, which is unrated, or U,” said Mews.

Although Mews has never won any championships himself or any national awards, he has placed 19 out of 25 fencers during a tournament while with the Maryland Fencing Club. He is currently training for two tournaments. One is in a few weeks and another is in April.

Mew’s personal goals for fencing are to develop his skills and enjoy his experience with the sport.

“I love everything about fencing, but my favorite thing is basically the competition,” said Mews.

Senior Buontempo makes pro cheerleading squad Katelynn Colgain

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or senior Serena Buontempo, the fact that she has only been to “one Raven game in her whole life” is about to change dramatically. Buontempo recently tried out for, and is now a member of the Ravens cheerleading squad.

Buontempo began cheering in eighth grade and has been a member of the varsity cheerleading team since the second half of her freshman year. She began cheering for St. Margaret’s School in eighth grade but at the time, only cheered basketball games. “The only reason I did it was to be with my friends, and plus, my best friend’s mom was the coach,” said Buontempo.

Even though her cheerleading career just recently started, Buontempo has a long history of dancing, starting at age two. She originally wanted to be on a dance team, but since JC doesn’t have one, cheerleading seemed like the closest match.

Cheering for the Ravens certainly comes with perks. “You get paid for every game, as well as appearances you make for the team.

You get all of your uniforms for free as well as your warm ups,” said Buontempo.

Tryouts for Buontempo were scary at first because she didn’t know any of the girls, but she still managed to have a good time. Each

cheerleader was taught a dance to perform. The first tryout began early in March, and the veterans received a free pass to the second round. The second tryout was a mix of former squad members and the prospective cheerleaders, where they did the original dance they were taught, but added more moves to it.

The third round of tryouts consisted of an interview that required business attire. The final round of tryouts was a team practice. “The first tryout was March 7, and then my last one was the 24th, so it was a long process,” said Buontempo.

Team practices began in April, and training camp is the first week of June. On April 25, NFL draft day, the cheerleaders will be signing autographs, performing, and meeting the fans.

The Ravens’ cheerleading team has also recently begun a fundraiser – a calendar with pictures of 18 of the 24 team members.

Buontempo has been chosen to be included in this fundraiser and to go to the Bahamas for eight days with the squad. They will do the photo shoot in the Bahamas, while having a built-in vacation.

“So far, I have not really gotten to know many of my teammates, but I am really excited about it.

The only thing I am looking forward to is getting on the field on game days and actually getting to watch a game,” Buontempo said.