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Vol. CXII, No. 5 Rick, You’re the greatest! Love, Hot Lips Hulahan ♦
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PINGRY SCHOOL
Dear Richad, Richad, Richad, Withard & Witty: Where’s the turnpike?
SEL -, Happy Valentine’s Day to a great person Love Kirkwood Hugh Kristoph “Ned. L” Laughing Lover * * *
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[Dear Mom and M r, Dear D b’s (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), I Roses are red, [Violets are blue, I t’s been thirteen years and I knew [we’d make it through. So you go on [your own way, I ’ll go mine, but just [remember I ’ll always be your valentine
We all love you very much, and are sorry for anything we have done. Hap py Valentine’s Day. Love & xxx’s The Gems * * *
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I Ned, Will, Boots, Dan, and Joe - YGATBOOE Have you figured it out yet? Try [thinking about it in a closet - O.K.? Your Belared Dingboots Ip.S . Another Hint: C.G. might know. * * * I Dearest Carolyn, I love you with a canny passion. Love, The can collector. *
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■Mary, You missed behind the couch. Mrs. Thomas * * * I Delia, Goosh-Goosh toujours. Cherry *
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| J-9, The icing fantasy lives! * * * ■ Lockers 4000-4090, ■ Roses are red, ■ Violets are blue, ■ Next year won’t be the same, I Without you, Love, 4056 (Pam). 4c
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I Dear Matilde, I Roses are red, I Violets are blue I You don’t have to worry, I Because I don’t want to go out with ■ you. Love Mateo *
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■ My Dearest Mickey, Could I please have chocolate ■ withoutthe cheese. I love you. HAPPY VA LEN TIN E’S DAY! Minnie
Spaz, I don’t know what this ware puppy would do without you. Let’s not let time or distance ever come between us. Remember my commitment. I love you.
Dear Uncle Tony:, Hup! Hup! Toots! Moof! DON’T DO IT ! Anyway, maybe sometime I will take you to Malpere’s. You are a good man — Charles Atwater * * *
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MARTINSVILLE, N.J. Today, Do you want to dance with me? Thighs * * * Dear Adam, I ’m really getting sick of you. Love, Andy *
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Dear Tin, Fifteen will get you twenty. Love, The Freshmen Chicks *
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Dear Wormless, B erlin, SH U T -U P! Anyway Melvin, it’s been bads of fun here. I hope that we can put it in each other soon, boe,
* * * Dear Babes, I love your clothes, and, of course, your record album reviews. Couchezvous avec moi? Je vous aime.
Dear Tin, We’re starting a PG fund for you. The Freshmen Girls *
The truth must be told; I just need a hand to hold. I ’m just trying to make you under stand. I ’m squeezing the cognac glass like it was your hand. Who’s the one who made you scared? Is it me who can’t be bared? Trust me. I know the line between lust and love. Your smile, your eyes, the tenderness of a dove. But you. You’ve not searching are you now? You’re not looking anyhow. You’re never gonna ride that lonely mile Or put yourself up for that trial. Be my friend, for spring is soon, A weekend for a lonely afternoon. Give me more of a chance, And our lives we shall enhance. Love, EPB from outer space
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Your French Chick P.S. — Wrestle with me, baby.
Kat-a-rin, Does the term “had it up to here” mean anything to you? Ta . . . With one blow . . . What do you get when you? . . . Get inside!
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Dear Ger, I too have friends in the interna tional hotel business. Adam
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P.S. — Come for a ride in my SAAB
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Dear Geen, Hello fellow loser! No Bunny Burger dates with Greystud (Foot Trombone player) this year. Sally Fromnick and Barbra Doogle have retired. Our Slim Fast, Food how repulsive, Skippy-Jif, Hide-it? an niversary is near! So let’s visit the Boy O’ M at to decorate a tree with Wally’s grandma before my hair turns blonder than his and the Love Boat Syndrome strikes! Never stop rain dancing in my living room. Your green will always be like a beach. I love you buddy. Geen II * * * D JL -, Happy Valentine’s Day to the best brother! Love, your big sis!
* * * Dear George, You are a sex pot!
Dear Adam and Andy, Stop doing that in front of us!
Wild Jane -, Have all the fun you can while you’re still young! xy * * * March 1986 - can’t wait! TH E SINE WAVE PLAN IS HEREBY OFFICIALLY ABOLISHED. We’re doin’ it! DME ♦ *
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ccc, This is for you and everything that entails. Love, CBJ
The entire school * * * Dear Edit(h), If cheeks are the fruit of life, this is the Garden of Eden (or Edith). Mookca, schlerb, bahtya! Thank you for being a mom, a ding bat, and a chicken soup lady. Love, Oscar * * * Dear President, I love your huge beak. I t’s maaavalous! If you didn’t dress like Bufu, You would be my Valentine. Love, a young admirer
Love, a popular girl * * * Dear Bo-Peep, I miss laying-out with you; now I just do it myself. Love, Co-E-in-C * * * H .P .M ., We’re gonna miss you a lot! Don’t for get-ingrown, . . New Year’s Eve . . . Outsiders . . . Dally! . . . kiss me, you won’t regret it . . . hold on to your stereo, . . . sweet six teen . . . p rep are for Switz I I . . . L ,L ,L y in g , foolish hearts . . . Ho! Love your little lovey lambs J. and C.