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Dear Richad, Richad, Richad, Withard & Witty: Where’s the turnpike?
SEL -, Happy Valentine’s Day to a great person Love Kirkwood Hugh Kristoph “Ned. L” Laughing Lover * * *
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[Dear Mom and M r, Dear D b’s (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), I Roses are red, [Violets are blue, I t’s been thirteen years and I knew [we’d make it through. So you go on [your own way, I ’ll go mine, but just [remember I ’ll always be your valentine
We all love you very much, and are sorry for anything we have done. Hap py Valentine’s Day. Love & xxx’s The Gems * * *
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I Ned, Will, Boots, Dan, and Joe - YGATBOOE Have you figured it out yet? Try [thinking about it in a closet - O.K.? Your Belared Dingboots Ip.S . Another Hint: C.G. might know. * * * I Dearest Carolyn, I love you with a canny passion. Love, The can collector. *
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■Mary, You missed behind the couch. Mrs. Thomas * * * I Delia, Goosh-Goosh toujours. Cherry *
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| J-9, The icing fantasy lives! * * * ■ Lockers 4000-4090, ■ Roses are red, ■ Violets are blue, ■ Next year won’t be the same, I Without you, Love, 4056 (Pam). 4c
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■ My Dearest Mickey, Could I please have chocolate ■ withoutthe cheese. I love you. HAPPY VA LEN TIN E’S DAY! Minnie
Spaz, I don’t know what this ware puppy would do without you. Let’s not let time or distance ever come between us. Remember my commitment. I love you.
Dear Uncle Tony:, Hup! Hup! Toots! Moof! DON’T DO IT ! Anyway, maybe sometime I will take you to Malpere’s. You are a good man — Charles Atwater * * *
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MARTINSVILLE, N.J. Today, Do you want to dance with me? Thighs * * * Dear Adam, I ’m really getting sick of you. Love, Andy *
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Dear Tin, Fifteen will get you twenty. Love, The Freshmen Chicks *
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Dear Wormless, B erlin, SH U T -U P! Anyway Melvin, it’s been bads of fun here. I hope that we can put it in each other soon, boe,
* * * Dear Babes, I love your clothes, and, of course, your record album reviews. Couchezvous avec moi? Je vous aime.
Dear Tin, We’re starting a PG fund for you. The Freshmen Girls *
The truth must be told; I just need a hand to hold. I ’m just trying to make you under stand. I ’m squeezing the cognac glass like it was your hand. Who’s the one who made you scared? Is it me who can’t be bared? Trust me. I know the line between lust and love. Your smile, your eyes, the tenderness of a dove. But you. You’ve not searching are you now? You’re not looking anyhow. You’re never gonna ride that lonely mile Or put yourself up for that trial. Be my friend, for spring is soon, A weekend for a lonely afternoon. Give me more of a chance, And our lives we shall enhance. Love, EPB from outer space
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Your French Chick P.S. — Wrestle with me, baby.
Kat-a-rin, Does the term “had it up to here” mean anything to you? Ta . . . With one blow . . . What do you get when you? . . . Get inside!
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Dear Geen, Hello fellow loser! No Bunny Burger dates with Greystud (Foot Trombone player) this year. Sally Fromnick and Barbra Doogle have retired. Our Slim Fast, Food how repulsive, Skippy-Jif, Hide-it? an niversary is near! So let’s visit the Boy O’ M at to decorate a tree with Wally’s grandma before my hair turns blonder than his and the Love Boat Syndrome strikes! Never stop rain dancing in my living room. Your green will always be like a beach. I love you buddy. Geen II * * * D JL -, Happy Valentine’s Day to the best brother! Love, your big sis!
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Dear Adam and Andy, Stop doing that in front of us!
Wild Jane -, Have all the fun you can while you’re still young! xy * * * March 1986 - can’t wait! TH E SINE WAVE PLAN IS HEREBY OFFICIALLY ABOLISHED. We’re doin’ it! DME ♦ *
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The entire school * * * Dear Edit(h), If cheeks are the fruit of life, this is the Garden of Eden (or Edith). Mookca, schlerb, bahtya! Thank you for being a mom, a ding bat, and a chicken soup lady. Love, Oscar * * * Dear President, I love your huge beak. I t’s maaavalous! If you didn’t dress like Bufu, You would be my Valentine. Love, a young admirer
Love, a popular girl * * * Dear Bo-Peep, I miss laying-out with you; now I just do it myself. Love, Co-E-in-C * * * H .P .M ., We’re gonna miss you a lot! Don’t for get-ingrown, . . New Year’s Eve . . . Outsiders . . . Dally! . . . kiss me, you won’t regret it . . . hold on to your stereo, . . . sweet six teen . . . p rep are for Switz I I . . . L ,L ,L y in g , foolish hearts . . . Ho! Love your little lovey lambs J. and C.
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Page 2 Dear M r. Fickle, H appy T hanksgiving, M erry Christmas, and Happy New Years — sorry we missed them all. The memories in between remain — “He loves me, he loves me not” — I went to youth group one Tuesday night in the fall and found heaven. I ’m really going to miss you and all the fighting. Let’s keep peace until then. Love, Miss Fickle *
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Fiona -, I guess you’re right. Going out isn’t worth it. Why love if you’re gonna lose? Like why eat if you’re gonna get hungry again? I hate to see anyone starve. Especially you — but it’s okay — that’s the way things are. It must really bother the heck out of you, though, knowing that I ’ll always love you madly no matter what. Winter Track Dropout P.S. It wouldn’t be so bad if you weren’t so beautiful all the time. * * *
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Coleslaw, G rrr rr rr r r rrrrr rr rrrrr rrrrr or rather. . . GggGggRrrRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ooooooooooh Yeah! This bear scoffs at rain, definition: “to rom p” The male mink pants through the bars while the female mink does what with a wisp of satin from her breeding box? How’s our general storage room? Been turning Philly upside down looking for a place that serves Dr. Pepper with fried chicken and straw berry croissants . . . guess I ’ll have to settle for cold pizza and microwave popcorn til next time I see you . . . I just can’t seem to find a guy with scars like you . . . Ahtssss! Your secrets are safe with me . . . just don’t tell what L.B. stands for. I ’m still available for the prom . . . promise I won’t wind up in Overlook. I miss our 4:00 A.M. “honest talks” . . . how about putting the M CI to use and giving me a call. L.B. P.S. What was it like . . . ? It was like Zshchhh . . . *
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Ever since the retreat I ’ve been tickl ed by your laugh, your eyes, and your sleeping bag rolling abilities. If I don t get you first, could you please kiss me? Guitarist, *
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John, i wanna be just where you are. i wanna take you so far away with me. i wanna be your only one. i wanna be the one you run to when you’re down, i wanna be the one you love, i wanna be the only one you want around, make me feel good, make me feel fine, beautiful eyes promise of paradise. . . (yeah . . . still.) Alicia, *
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Steph, Did you ever really think about muskrats, like in the true sense of the word. Perhaps all is just one giant clam in the key of F. If not what are all those poor fisherman going to do. I realize people reading this have no con cept of what I ’m saying, but neither do I. you are the greatest friend I could ask for, Sue.
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Dear Jamie, Fighting for the shower at 6:30 A.M. DICKY . . . , bringing the gar bage cans, pouring the milk, “Give me the TV clicker!” College life can’t be that good! Won’t be there to match your clothes and play hockey when you need an ex tra I ’ll miss you next year! Happy V-Day! Love, Kath $ * * Judy -, You’re always on my mind — you know my number. Fondly, ICABOD * * * Cotton Picker, Never forget my invitation, but more importantly, never forget me in the forest and the friendship we’ve had always. I ’ll miss you. Love, An Old Buddy * * * “Heute liebe ich dich mehr als gestern aber doch w eniger als morgan” . . . To snowstorms with champagne and Dunkin’ Donuts; Blairstown ’83; the W.A. and our “new lease on life” ; chopsticks, white wine and K ahlua w ith hot chocolate . . .
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Dear Lords of the Lounge, (Bimy, Rothy, Dirty Harry, and Jeffy) You men are the most muchos, machos guys we’ve ever encountered and laid eyes on. We just wanted you to know how much we appreciate your presence before us. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! Signed with admiration and love, your adoring fan club P.S. Just in case you didn’t know who this is addressed to these are the men: S. Bimhak, S. Rothenberg, H. Cladis, J. Smith, and Tom Kean, We didn’t mean to leave you out. * * * #46 (Ha!) Thanks for letting me whine to you about being jealous (and all the other tim es!) My arm still hurts but you’ve given me more than you’ve taken. Let’s stay best friends forever. Love, the greatest skier: #120 (muscle!) *
Love, plop P.S. I ’ll give up d.w. for you. *
Junior Private or Private Junior, You’ll have to get this through some one else, but I wanted it printed that I love you. Love, Your Officer *
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To J.B . They shoot horses don’t they? Love, M r. Ed P.S. If you broke your leg, I ’d have to shoot you.
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Will MennenI want to see you again — just don’t invite the man in the funny boxers. Dear Freshmen, Sal, nice earring. Eyles, you rot at w hales, tails. C R U IS E R !!! Megomania! Jen nice ???. Erin ever heard of Phil Bailey and Collins? From, Pabs, Serg, Becks, Pres. * * * To the Ladies in Black: What up? Do you want to go danc ing tonight? Thanx for being there, even when I ’m not. I pucker my lips to you all. love, me * * * Sarah Why must we be so different and the same? You fascinate me. Sometimes I just want to bite to your face, but we’re co-leaders, peace, and m ultiple S”mores, Dan
Sandy, 18 * * * Your music has tamed me, Sweet Katerina. But your eyes hold me prisoner. - Steve * *
Dave, I am sorry I am soo annoying but I think you are a stud. I think that you i think you are a stud too. You and I are correct. Lustfully yours, A devastatingly gorgeous woman. * * * Dear Gerry, Happy Birthday! Love, Ron and Nancy * * * Dear Lesley I am not sure how to tell you how much I need you there how much I always treasure these times you always care I am sorry for my sadness on every day passed by I shall love you through tomorrow I shall answer when you cry Love, a dreamer * * * To All, Billy is well Rejoice in his Livelihood The Billy Followers Foundation *
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2nd Annual Report, The day of red has arrived, Our lord is still well, Big Red, Oh yes The Feeley Followers Foundation *
April 1st:, MSG U2! Forget all inhibitions * * *
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Scott, Good things come to those who — Oh, forget it. *
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Kieran, I t’s great to hear your voice, but I want to see you. NOW! Love, Steph ♦ * * KatherineMy mirror Beckons for your Sweet beauty. -Steve *
Sung Lung Lai, Pi is why * * *
Dave, Ah beat Michael
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PaxevThanks a lot for everything you did for me about #8 (He finally came out of the pipes!) N othing would have happened without you. Happy V-Day
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Meesh, All of us here at the station, falalflalalalalalalal! What? Idono. Idono. You’re the BEST! (along with m.p.)
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Rich: Logue: je pouff Kath: God, I ’m going to miss you in college Chem: Beneath the immorality, we all have heart. Sue: You’re fantastick! The Ox, howl . . . , Stu, and ALL: Happy Valentine’s Day
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Dave-ave-wave-mave-pave, W hat’s shaking, bweb? here’s to many groovisary upcoming tours. Church’s Fried Chicken is not -toocool-at-all. Atlanta isn’t that far away! —R ighteous D udation
Love, Ex-Lanthanium Admirer
Ecco, Just thought I ’d say hi. Hope you catch the tiger.
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Anny -, Billiam is a lucky man. You are so genuinely sweet and full of life in credibly cute, need I say more? I ’m happy to have gotten to know you better. Luv yaalter ego ♦ *
I think it’s about time we let the world know that they have two ex traordinary women in their midst.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to M art, Tine, Sara, and Ken.
Dear Doc, will you be my friend?? Love, a former handbell queen (and veteran Balladeer) * *
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Dear Tom, Allan M. is my father. Love, A.K. * * * Dear George, Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can’t sing And either can you John * * * I Dear Max I Happy V.D. Love Charine, Shamina I Doreena and Velvet. * * * Dear Sir Booty: BOOT! BOOT! BOOT! Let’s drive home from Sports. Night with the windows open. We’re doing i t ! !! *
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Love Always, The Rabbit * * * Samantha, Well tonight’s the night. I guess we’ll have to see Geoooorge another time . . . Oh well. Good luck with YOUR big and powerful babe! Love, Lauren *
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H and A A true friend unbosoms freely, ad vises justly, assists readily, Adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably” Through “sick and sin” Love, M. * *
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To Bailey’s Cousin, Roses are red Violets are blue Even though you have bagels with spiders I still have fun with you. H.V.D. Love, the girl with gorgeous boots
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My co-pilotI ’ll miss you lots next year. Smooth sailing! Happy V-Day! Love, the Captain *
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Jack and George May ‘the living organism’ never die! Righteous! Love - a good friend *
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Big phewI still care! Dinner sometime? Love - M. * * * Ned, Have you smashed any more call buttons lately? I mean, HOW RUDE! DB Number 3 *
I To P.O. Box 4056, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My phone bill will be a million But next year I ’ll still love you.
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C.M ., You look so pretty today! S.A.T. discoveries, jeans? Lets jam. Too bad we were born in the wrong generation. The exodus is here. BOBBY? Love, Jen Chi sings Kyrie. *
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To Chem A.P., Beware the washbottles of March, PH is never constant. Chem Zorro * * * Dear Smurf, There once was a girl from wood Who tried to get a boyfriend but never could. Then you came along, and made truly our song, so now we’ll be together for good! I love you smurfie! Love smurfette
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William, Roses are for you As closets are for me. What don’t we make upSo lovers we will be. Love, S.M. Clare ♦ * * Julie K., If you want me, let me know. But stay out of the Kellogg’s trunk and their front door. Love, Your secret admirer *
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Mary Hardy, I love you, how much you will never know. I care deeply about you and your shoes. Your shimmering hair reminds me of shepards pie. Please meet me midnight tonight at the gazebo across from the duck pond. And wear your tiger stripes, please! Love, Your secret admirer *
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To H.C.C. & M .M .H . Happy Valentine’s Day to my H .T .B .’s! You’re the best — I love you! Just hang on, it’s almost over. OH HAPPY DAY! Love, C C Rider
With you goes the warmth of the school Love, A Caring S. * * * To Miss Junior Studious Happy Valentine’s Day Some senior *
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Wegs Consider This a get out of jail free card. Dan W .G.M. Weather is nice here, isn’t it! D .T .T .
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Lauren, Whanbam, I am a man, a love machine If you were there, I ’d give you my credit card baby wake me up without a careless whisper. . . my love George Michael * * * Jeanine What happened to RumCakes and Big N stories? . . . those wild days . . .
S.P.H . and F.L.R.
A and L-my two nifty buddies!
Dear Rube, (Oreo Queen) This is our last year of riding w ithout a roof, the great Lion/Grapefruit switch, scaring the neighbors, getting lost on Fridays, “GROCERY SH O PPIN G !” Let me tell you what I ate today, you’re such a scum on days off, what jerks at Sears. You’re a real nut and even though you don’t let me go shopping, I love you. Think of me next year, stranded in Lebanon with the weirdos. I ’ll miss you, Love ya, like Jello!
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Chi, Happy V-Day Just one thought-Summer ’85 will be awesome! One more thought - B ’s Jeans. Ho! Major H o !! O.K. just one more - “Jen sings Kyrie” & Roger sings whatever he wants. “ Bucket T ” Love, C. * * *
Dear John, Everybody does it! We just did it And we’re ready to do it again! With love Us-three *
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To all of those who receive no Valentines, WE LOVE YOU. the gems (Anna, Witty, Richard, Throx) * * *
We Luv Ya, Mates Happy Valentine’s Day From The R ecord
Shutty-uppie wuppie! Roses are red, Violets are blue, Scott’s my first love Is he yours too? Mike BeckerToo bad your a freshman because te quiero. *
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Jen, Alyse, Clare, Gina; So it’s the laughter we will remember whenever we remember the way we were . . . I don’t think I ’ve told you all how much I love you. T hank’s for always being there. I ’m GONNA MISS YOU! *
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C.P. Buddy, Here’s to New Years Eve, Park, Biology labs, Huma Moocha, “D on’t miss the boat,” S.S. Barbie, Hiccups, and all our good times. HAPPY V-DAY! C.P. BUDDY II *
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To Todd, Rich, Tim, Steve, red: Roses are red, Violets are blue. When I think of love, I think of you. * * * Dear Rone, Let’s Discuss the discus! 5th per. misses you *
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Dear Cindi, (Lauper) Hi! How are you? How’s life? ?Que Pasa Dude? !! ¡Have A H appy B irth d a y !!! and remember: you have to get there on your trust worthy “Cabalo” before the “agua” breaks! Have a “no problema” day! Luv, The Gang
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Dear Misty and C.C., I can’t thank you enough for help ing me through this past year. I wouldn’t have made it without you guys. You gave me the love and sup port I really needed. Thanks! for be ing the two best friends a person could find. I love U! Cassidy!
Roses R Red, Violets R Blu, Many Thanx to The Yearbook Crew. I woul’v waxed poetic, Didn’t have the time, You understand . . . We had a deadline. MLS
Lisa and Gi, We’ve come a long way! Stay together 4-ever. Hey, I still don’t have a nickname! Christine
M r. Jenkins, You’re too hot. Please wear jeans more often! * * * Michelle Is John as faithful as you are? * * * John Romans I love you! Love, Troj. * * * ErinGet a real haircut. * * * CMI ’m your power-passion, your “first dog”, Dusty * * * To whom it may concern (you know who you are), Here’s to all our Scotchwood mishaps, and all the other funtimes! Happy Valentine’s Day! Love always, High Cheek Bones * * * Hey ChrissyLet’s get back together again. Can we? Yes? Oh, Wow! Cool! Yes, Chrissy! Jis P.S. Got a light?
M argaret (hot lips)The first bums brightermeet me in the back seat. Luw w vw w w , Big Red * * * MichelleHappy Valentine’s Day! Your my best friend and it better stay that way. W hat’s up with Rob? Grow a little. Tell Billy and Jimmy Hi! Luv ya. -ChrisDi *
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Your my best Friend, always. New York City, Remember Bill and Jim and “the ball” -Luv Michelle
Dear Ger: I have some loody blueberry or grape bananna bubble gum for you. | Your snowplowing friend, Ned