THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1986
THE PING RY S C H O O L, M A R T IN S V IL L E , N. J.
DD, Will you really read this? Does it matter? Will you marry me? Wanna see half a movie? Can I finish your sentence? Monday 2nd period rendez vous. Tada! Love, Cleo *** Dear Dance Mobile, Y eah!!! Happy Valentine’s Day! We love you, Kath and Liz
MGM, Te amo! Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, CMD ***
To the Bear-Napper from the Roman Car-smasher: Let’s do something crazy (within limits! ). Don’t forget-you still owe me one. I ’ll take it in any form.
Hey Droops, You try to be cool and get in on “the action.” To this we’ve all been witness. But you’re really annoying, so please do us a favor-for once, just mind your own business.
*** Fraggle, Your hair is red, Clearwater’s sky is blue, We’re gonna have a great time, Together without you! The Florida Bums
In memory of the seven victims of the Space Shuttle Challenger’s tragic explosion on January 28,1986 - Let us never forget.
I want you quadameshain! -Alex * * *
PaceBy the way-what do we have first?
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The love of Sambhu is the root of all evil-The anti Sambhu.
PaceMaybe some snowy night we’ll get in sweats, ride elevators, and dance in the halls.
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Dear Linda, Meet me at the Summit Strand. I just turned twelve. Love, Your little friend P.S.- Is it okay if my father sits in front of us?
Emski, Do you take you Reo medium rare or well done? * * *
Anne, Thanks for all of your help with IBBILITY. Angie will always love you. You will be stripped searched in Ber muda if your plan makes it. Thanks for everything. I will miss you next year. G.F.V.A.U.V.M .M .S. Love, Ro
* ** Dear Cath, Too bad you still live in those green garbage cans. I love you anyway bud dy. Let’s be late for practice once more. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Kath
*** Brad, Who are you rooming with in Bermuda? Ellen Goldberg
*** To Sir Chickamore (“ Sir” ), Hi, I have heard so very much about you. (Nothing but good, of course!) I can’t wait to see you. Hopefully, we can meet sometime this summer. Most likely in Oldwick at “Uncle Jack’s” ! Happy Valentine’s Day StrangerLots of love (and h a y !) Limited Edition (“ Rio” ) P.S. Welcome!
Jack, Many things are boring, even more aren’t fair. Things don’t always go your way, but ask me if I care. A disciple of Bah
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Dear Erin and Jody, Get a real life. Love, The Whole School
CD, I may be permanently at 97, but I don’t feel it with you (and it’s not just our matching socks.) Make sure to keep Oscar warm too.
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Rio, Happy Valentines D ay !! Luv, Sir * * *
Hey Deech, How’s Sarah, Missy, Debbie and J e n . . . or is there someone new? Sal * * *
Sal, She’s rich, but she is still a moon-pig.
*** To J. Groscup, Roses are red. Your sexy eyes are blue. You know me pretty well and I ’m crazy for you. From the guy who will sting you too *** Kath squared, You’re the greatest! (Its cheaper this way) xxMe
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My God Hussy, th at’s gross *** “0 ”-glue-, Don’t ever forget all our super times we’ve shared this year and last. I ’m go ing to miss you so much next year! I love you! Happy V-Day, Li *** To Mzungo, Please stay “out of Africa! ” Get well soon!! Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, Mzungette * * *
R .P. says: Adopt your pet today! The Humane Society *** Horizontally mobile male, rich (yachts, planes, etc.), successful, seek super attractive, energetic, indepen dent lady (must love sailing, skiing, quiet evenings and Bloch), for long term relationship shared excitement. Reply Box. XX
Dear McP-principle #3, You’re so awesome! And what a Tonga Kid, cool leather jacket-it’s so cool it makes LEAVE US ALONE! me. . .wait, that’s totally unoriginal. The Male Race Oh well, Happy Valentine’s Day * * * anyway. Love, Premack M Dear Anne, *** Did you get a load of that boogie? M ad Morgan, I know you loved it! Rub your nose and ? Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, George Love B ’el
To the Pingry C.P. Time followers Associates, Clkss of ’86: I t ’s been chilly hangin’ with ya’ll these years. Remember all those bugg ed out laughs we’ve had. Thanks for being my sisters and brother. I ’ll miss you. Without you, next year is going to be a little colorless. Stick *** Dear Muffin, Hello Muffin, How are you? You did? Great. .. “Harold, I want you to do something for m e . . . ” I love you, Muffin! HVD! Love, Muffin
*** D.C. at Ex, I miss you so much. Please be my valentine every year! I really love you because I don’t know anyone who is closer to me than you, or has gone back as far as we have. Anyway, get psych ed for Vail! Love, Tobies
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Wine and the psycho clanwhat cood, wood, shood i do without all of u. Wuv u all, Confused *** Christian and M att we love you. When is the family party? *** To my balloon buddyWatch out for those dangerous NYC curbs! You wouldn’t want to fall flat on your face! Love your friend with the awesome closet. Happy Valentine’s Day! *** M ary Hardy, Our lockers are red, the pool is blue, when I think of a hot babe, I think of you! Love, A Secret Admirer *** Kate, Shari, Jess., Elisa, Jason, Mike, Abby, Stacie, Roses are red. Violets are blue. You guys are sweet. We love you. Love always, Jean and Chelle *** You like the universe to be orderly, logical. You like God to be just, to be right. But you find as you travel down the road, the world isn’t run exactly the way you’d like it to be. It doesn’t make a hell of a lot of sense, and maybe it never will. Maybe it’s not supposed to.
Dearest Mary H ., Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! T h at’s for the one I missed, and one early for next year. Sorry! Are you wearing a chair again? Love, neurotic and forgetful ** * Bosco: The park is yours and always will be! Le’s go for a dip. What a hotdog? Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, A1 *** Hockey Players: Even though you scream at us - We still love you. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love, The Managers * * *
Gangbusters: What if Bego didn’t have a woof? What if Ellen didn’t have shoulder pads? What if Rose didn’t have Seapussy? Such dilemmas! Happy Valentine’s Day. Love, Herps *** Clarence, Well, senior slump has arrived (psych). Driving, bowling? Marathon phone convos, casual, M att? Y’know we’re actually yin yang. Best buddies always! Oh, Roger’s hanging out htis weekend. Love always, Chi ** *
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E l l e . p i g friends. . .choc, chip cookies. . .w re s tl ing. . toes. . b aseb all. . . Chucky Chesse. . .junk jewelery. .. Friday n i g h t s . . . S aturday m orn ings. . .tu rtlen eck s and ox f o r d s . . . M om ’s car. . .b est buddies. . . Chinese. . . m ilk. . . talks. . .Remember? Love, Fur ***
Ring, Ring, “W hat’s the chem ho m ew o rk ?” 10 m inutes later, “W hat’s the math homework?” 20 minutes later, “Do we have any English?” Relax, have a Happy Valentine’s Day! Laura
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To our Freshman Group, You guys are the best! Adam and Jodi
Does this give you enough space? From the laughters
Trem, You are the street sign at the in tersection of knowledge and stupidity. (Sambhu missed the turn-off) B.C.
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Tron P.S. I am right behind you, but don’t wait up. * * *
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An ode to Dave Im: You hate it when the lights are dim, but your chances of driving without in cident are still rather slim. The master of Bah!
To My Quote Dreamgirl, Now. . . no matter where I a m . . . no matter what I do . . .1 see your face ap pearin g . .. like an unexpected song. . .that only we are hearing. Remember, if no one else loves us, we love each other. I miss you. Love, Quote Dreamboy
*** Icky Icky Bleh Bleh Oink and three taps for you, I will be yours if you’ll be mine too. Get it?
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To officer Michelle Jones, I confess! I killed him! the filthy swine had it coming to him! Love always, James Snodgrass *** Dearest Gar, Let’s get some real ones! We’ll keep T.C. and P.S. around awhile, why not? Is today a fat day? I t’s ok, your stomach’s with T.C. Love, Odie
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S.D. II, Lawn mower are yellow and the grass is green. I think you are peachy kean! This year sweety, it’s I love you! Hugs and kisses, your S.D.
Frank
I ’ve had college girls.
Dear Matilde, I ’ll miss you! Adios amiga. Love Always, Mateo
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Pete,
To all Buttondowns: Please have Daddy, who is Yale M an, ride the chariot directly to Tallahasse immediately. It is a Valen tine’s gift that will be much ap preciated. Thank you.
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To The Hockey Team: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Puck ’em up In the Gordon Cup! The Master Teacher
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To J.B ., JB, MB, FC, K J, IM , JO, ST: Your friendship holds a special place in my heart. I ’ll miss you all. Love, H .J. ♦♦* Dear Kwi-Kwi, Please leave Allison and me alone. Love, Eldonger
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Anniemal and Sahaha, Gruesome threesome. . . Clan Plan Z . . . “The question” . . . strung out on Bazooka. . . pizza toaster force. . . mat ter of love and death. . . Where’s my foot?. . . breakdowns. . . I need a lover who won’t drive me c ra z y ...A l’s B a r . . .Beach B a s h . . . J.I. 85’, Ber muda ’8 6 .. Happy V-D! Always without a sock Foot * * *
To the Ice Man, So hot you’re cool. So cool you’re hot. Hot you’re cool so cool you’re hot hot HOT! Open those crystal blue eyes. Go local! Love, Madame X Nice mirror. Love, The ugly Sisters
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AI love you more than I can say. -A friend
Dearest Tommy K., Even though you’ve been sapped so many times on the highway, we still love you. Your beloved passengers, Reed <& Steve
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Dearest Uncle Wiggly, Our love knows no bounds. Our pas sion thrives as does the green grass in Connecticut. Tu ne peaux jamais m ’oublier. With love an squalor, Bananafish XXOO
To Beatrix von Watzdorf, Happy Valentine’s Day! Your memory lingers on. We all miss you. Love, Sue, Stephanie, and an anonymous friend.
J.R . and C .D ., Can we have your Babies? Love Hotstuff squared (H2)
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*** My dear glamour pooseWill you be my Valentine Schnerd? I ’ll always be yours! Love, The other glamour poose P.S. Do you wear band-aids on your knees?
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P .D ., You’ve almost tied Kent.
Hey Gil Lai, You’re a sly guy, you eat a pie in the middle of July. And you know why? Because you’re Gil Lai! * * *
Wily #1, I ’m crazy for you. Wily #2
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To JAR, Do you drive yet? We do. Kriv got in. Did you? We’re going to Florida. You too? From you-know-who ***
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To Christy, Don’t pull Greg’s finger. Don’t feed him corn, Get Greg to be more liberal. D on’t let Greg make small explosions. ***
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Al, El, Bego, You made me laugh until I cried. Always G.F.V.A.T.O.V., the Pingry line, NYC, Hotel Elysee. Thanks for the great times. I ’ll miss ya next year. G angbusters L .W .P.K .A .S.G .T.E.J.B .R . Love, Ro *** Hoy, Noelle, Spence, Ic, V., Wyn, ShimmerleyHappy Valentine’s Day, Guys. Hap py B-day Ic and Noelle. P.S.-Take Off! ***
Dearest Sylvia, Walkie and Herps, If there weren’t mirrors we wouldn’t ► know what we looked like. We are an awesome fawsome. Best of Friends never part. Happy Valentine’s Day! Love B’EL
Dear Ra and Bear, Happy Valentine’s Day, “bestest” buddies! Luv ya, Fish
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SlimeIt is a disgrace, to have such a smirk on your face, when you are only a mile runner in the “hum an” race. The master of Bah! ♦** To my competitionI deserve MPS because I brought you together. Let’s hope for more nights in Bernards Township and my room! And shoot the gardener! Love, your awesome friend *** TNI ’m not a enthusiastic socialite but I love you and would be willing to give you a try if you’d dump her. I ’m better for you anyway! Perfect couple! Take me now! Love, E.duC.
*** Dear Ms. Marshall, Thank you for making our P.E. class more enjoyable. We love to watch you tear around gym. 7th period P .E . class. *** PH T, Only half a year left. This is just a small thankx. You’re a great chauffer. (Even if I say otherwise) Despite all the “misunderstandings” over the years, I ’ve grown to think of you as an almost “brother,” and a GREAT friend! I ’m short on words, but Thanks. You’re one of the greatest! Happy Valentine’s Day, Stan. Luv ya’ lots, Ear P.S.-W atch out for the cats! (And) there is NO “M r. E d !” . * ** Hey Walkie, I ’ll go! Hey Herps, wanna dip? Hey Sylvia, throw me an ess curve if you can! Happy Valentine’s Day. Love, B’el ***
To the Juniors, D on’t go out with the freshman. The Sophomores
“ Rebecca” F a n . . .more mints. . .O .J.. . . shore. . . b a t . . .E .B .Y .T. “isn’t this great” . . .commando. . . d e a d . .. 7-11. . .ch arg er.. .trapped. . .cuarto de bano. . . B K . . . harsh. . . emacks. . . cooky. .. spooks. . . K M . .. G K . . . sealilly. . . LA. . . Bakers G arden. . . k a ra te .. .man. . .Joes. . .Bellview. . . surf. . .letters.. .Celeste.. .C.Charlies . . .splitrock. . .Psychokiller. . . O. C . . . . U 2 . . . T ha nk x . .. Love, Copycat ***
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♦** Boyce, There’s no way in hell I want to be your Valentine. Lettermen
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Dear Hockey Players, Do you have any hangers? Love, The hockey managers P.S.-Oohh Todd!!
To one who leaves a shiny trail, Victor was victorious, the tyger said Yuck, you drowned in the “streame,” your life has no luck. Friend of Master of Bah. Have a Happy Valentine’s Day.
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Attention SnodgrassYou have no rights. So, you lured Burley to your place, staged the scene, and killed him in cold blood. . .Did you shoot Burley? Who is the mystery girl (or boy?). Wait, I hear her. Moo! Happy Valentine’s Day. Officially, Micky *** Roses are red, Yearbooks are blue, We couldn’t have done it without you. Cngratulations Yearbook Crew, MLS *** Winter Track, Thanks for putting up with me. You guys are the best. From, Because * * *
Dear Katharine, So, let me tell you all about humanities. Love, Fruity Bootie
Dear Lords of the Lounge (Cladis, Birnak, Smith and Kean), Why do you live your lives like a beer commercial? GROW UP! You guys really aren’t the most mucho machos men. We lied. Yours but not 4-ever, The Lords Fan Club P.S.-No, we’re not being sarcastic. (Just joking, hee, hee, hee)
*** E. Giljong, D on’t worry. Insanity is somewhat curable. Unfortunately, laughing spasms aren’t. I guess we are pretty sick. Looking forward to our great Bum-Out in March. -M. Gregory ** * Hulk Hogan and Ax, We came to watch you swim one day, and boy were we surprised when we saw you flex your muscles, right before our eyes. Love, Us
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My Buddy, T .J .’s, You’re the best, Mom wants you back, but MSC of the G says no. Miss you alot. Your Buddy Forever, Wrestling Champion -605 * * *
Remember this song, Chris: All I needed was the love you gave All I needed for another day And all I ever knew - only you. Love, Greg *** To the one whose brother went to the F rom with J.C . and the one they used to call Rock and sees the creature from heaven regularly now: I t’s so pathetic it just has to go because we are what we are and those longest talks don’t hinder the fact that we must Get Out, Scram, Adios, See You later for study purposes. Musical Q’s will be the end of you and Labor Day Nights must never end! Love, Shortstopped Giz * * *
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To the 7th period computer class, We think you’re awesome! Love, Josephine, Sarah, Cathy, Helen and Kristen
PAW and JJA Roses are red Violets are blue You two are cute, And we love you JLS and MAT
*** *** Jeff EddyRoses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, forget it, I can’t think of anything to rhyme. Be My Valentine
Steve YES I will. What did you think I would say? Your Spanish buddy ***
** * Happy Valentine’s Day to the Calvins: JC, Scorpion, ADT, DB, Rex, #4, Motley, GG, Brandy, Maitai, Califor nia, Guss, Rum, Wilma, Vette, M-nM, CC and Swayzi, we will always love you.
To him in my future I love you forever should I ever meet you Humana Humana Hum ana! Okay, you’re okay too! This is wierd. Love ya, Babes. Why not? ***
** * *** To the Entertainer, You say we are just friends. I ’m glad about that but there will always be a spot in my heart when you recover. BLD *** Rock, Red Four Square Ball, Kool Aid, Eva, Picking your toe nails, T.V., tag, Sugar Daddy nuggets, chemical and physical changes, G.A., Lemon Cremes, Betsy! Happy V-Day! Love, K ath2 ***
P . S. You owe M aster of Bah a pillow. Paul, We haven’t been together long but lets hope it lasts. You’re the only one *** To All: so don’t worry. I will return, Love, M. Hey Jennifer
Dear Topher, Are you thinking about it now? The fourth grade girls
Dear Jumpy, Sharing is fun isn’t it! Love Dave and the rest of the guys at Duke
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Dear Goddess of Perk, When will Brucee give you a good slap in the face? Love, Juanny and Billy Boy * * *
Dear CMD boy! You sure did get and give a lot of Valentine’s! I ’m impressed! Love always, Zach (your favorite companion on the bus). P .S .-W h a t do you th in k the temperature is?
Dear 233-7570, If you haven’t already noticed. . . I like you alot. T h at’s all I had to tell you. Love, your mysterious friend with the Rose * * *
Dear Jo, Loving you madly! K.
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Fur: My shoulder to cry on. My second home. My partner in crime. Best of allMy best friend. I Love YouElle
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Clam suen, The coat ski trip P.E . champion ship. I like your jeans! I ’ll be your friend. Just call me suen! Good times last forever. Love you guys always, Mother.
Chris! A-team AAH! K ick!! Put that cigar down. Thunder cats Thunder, cats AAAAH!!! Love it! Sue
Pingry Girls, Like you Really wouldn’t want to be my Valentine. Like you REALLY wouldn’t want to. Just tell m e !! Kent
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*** Sari, Dear K. Bennett, I know something special about you. Our Understanding Relationship Your Secret Admirer has Always Been Enduring even After * * * Such Troubled Times. Thanks, T. Halfmad (LMAHTFLAD) MegI guess you think you have seen the last of the drill. Well, guess again. You may have a new assembly seat, but the drill will find youSam ***
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Mio Innamorato, L ’amore parla con i baci. Commo equesta por Italiana? Ciao Bambino! Ti amo! Mary Agnes ***
Dear Lais and Boyce, Go eat a Sunny Doodle!
Allison, Gil
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T.A .R. You are hot! Sweetheart. . . Teddy Bears Stolen Kisses Midnight Confessions I love me-opposite Lovers rainfalls Secret Swims Black cows with white spots? Dreams come true. I Love You Forever Your Sweetheart
Norris and Desiree, Stay out of the garden. The Seniors
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Dear Mikey: Next time tell your friends to watch out for flying windowpanes. Thankx for the Twins. Happy Valentine’s Day. Love, McMouse
To The Class of ’86 Though we’ve been together 6 long years It may seem forever. Always think and remember Let’s be friends forever. M r. Naz
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Jack you slugtrail show us the why? W hat’s a slugtrail? Where’s the show? To our Headmaster, Tried and true-a happy Valentine’s Let’s say the master of Bah knows where it’s at. Day to you. * * *
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Katharine, I love you to pieces. From lover-ducky
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Katharine, Remember that I love you always (my mind is clearer now). Love, Steve
C . F .F .C . pres., The balloon men just flew in from Guatemala. They brought back a * * * Louisville pro-action. They miss you. Let’s call J.T . and go for Chinese food. B estest Fish-H appy V alen tin e’s Hey-you’re awesome! D ay!!! * * * Luv, Mostest rah “Big T ” Dear Moni, I love you! I love you! I love you! Willy Rio and I love you! I love you! Love, Moni Sir * * *
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Dear Eldonger, She’s mine, she always was mine, and she always will be mine. Love, Kwi-kwi
J.N ., Happy Valentine’s D ay !!! Luv, Me
Barbie, Jake Elwood, DO I like it? Yes! Milk shake only if its thick, “I just want to be your lovergirl.” Ft. Lauderdale NYC Vgrand sun in? Who me? Luv ya, G
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Hello, Goodnight my little sheep. Jenk’s Hold Me. Thank you, it’s chameleon green. Cafe Beethoven. It could have been intimate. Mes, can you get a tan through a window? You look majestic in pink. No drip candles. Welcome to my humble abode. I ’ll nuggetize you. The guys
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DaddyRoses are red Violets are blue I t ’s just you and me I love you
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-Rocket *** Jen, Skippy, Sven, Christine: Will you be my friend? Lago will! Little P. can be yours, get out of my mind-Have a great V-Day. Best friends forever. Clamboat *** The levitation of Wint-o-green Lifesaver leads to harm onious disbelief. Sparking is of the essence. I will prove it to you someday. * * *
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There once was a little Bahmaster, Who try as he might, couldn’t be chaster. When along came a Lion, Who stopped all his cryin’ By letting him chauffer her.
Happy events of ’85: Hussy and the Tonga Kid. J.G. and C.P. Seniors and Freshmen go like 5 and 10. Let’s go to Chinar or Korear. I t’s very readable! Laughing ** *
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♦♦* D . J.L ., You’re the b est!! Happy Valentine’s D a y !!! Luv, Your big sis
Jen L., Bend those knees, Please! all males
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To Vatzy, I ’m H E R E ! ! ! ? ? ?
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Katharine, I love you-lovest moochy-cleep. Steve
Dear Guys, She’s awesome isn’t she? Come on, admit it. She’s awesome! You want her don’t you? Love, Petey F.
To G. and A. 3:30 A.M. at Chris’-Let’s do it again sometime. Love, Christy Lee
S.L.S.Always remember the time we went to Kick’s at 3:00. Happy V-day, Lee * * *
Suzzy the Tyger! Pizza’s in the hut, track is at the field, Skates are on the ice, H aving 4th free sure is nice. . . The master of B ah! *** Lisi, Ace Caymen shloma strawberry shortcake volcano love triangles NYC? Bugs plus blank equals broken jar VDean Charlie’s angels. Best friends always and forever. Luv ya, C’mama
To all who were censored: (On Valentine’s Day) Roses should be red, Valentines should be funny, Yours were not— Too bad about the money! Try again next year!