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WeLOVEtocelebrate. Anything, everything, all the things. We’re “all in” girls. We met in college 20-ish years ago where we stirred up all kinds of mischief. And, we've been friends ever since. Now we live in different cities and we see each other far less than we feel is adequate. So we cooked up this little idea that is Swizzle Stir Stix and Party Provisions. It’s quirky. It’s silly. It’s more than a smidge off-beat. Butthenagain,soarewe.
Thebottomlineiswe'repartypeople. And we would love to have you join us! There’s always room at our table. And, there’s usually cake. Okay, there's always cake. We’re a tribe of misfits and kind-of-fit and aspires to be fit. Wherever you’re celebrating is where we want to be. We hope you will join us in stirring up some mischief.
Our roots run deep in the Texas Panhandle where the sky is big, the parties legendary, and the people among the most friendly. We are all Texans but don't think that means that we wouldn't want to share a drink (or two) with you. We're always up for drinks and love nothing better than making new friends. Thanksandcheersy'all!
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HI! WE'RE SWIZZLE STIR STIX AND WE LOVE PARTIES
What is a Swizzle Stir Stix? We're tools used to mix up your cocktails (or tea, coffee, etc.) and hopefully a little mischief. We add a little zhush and a bit of whimsy to your already fabulous drink. You might be thinking "can't I just use a spoon or my finger?" and the answer is "yes, but that would be BORING and, honestly, unsanitary."
What are Swizzle Stir Stix made of? We're made using a food grade acrylic polymer with UV cured ink. This acrylic product is often referred to as Lucite.
How do I care for my Swizzle Stir Stix? I’m reusable and should be handGood planets are hard to find, so Swizzle Stir Stix are made using materials that are recyclable. They are also designed to be reused. Swizzle Stir Stixs are packaged by the amazing team at H.E.A.R.T. a nonprofit social entrepreneurship program. H.E.A.R.T creates opportunities for adults with intellect and developmental disabilities. Check them out at www.heartprogram.org! You can feel good knowing that with each purchase a portion of profits goes back to support the community.
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