TSC Spring 2011 Week 6 issue

16 and Pregnant

Editor’s Goodbye

Glamorized Teen Moms

Kurt Wagner passes on the torch after two years

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SPORTS, PAGE 16

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If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be?

Jack Schneeman, '13

Jenna Saso, '13

Max Minowitz, '13

Shweta Panditrao, '14

Jacob Adams, '13

“Tim McGraw so I could wear a cowboy hat and make out with Sheryl Crow whenever I want”

“Katy Perry because she lives the teenage dream”

“President Obama because he’s the commander in chief, head of state and overall boss tycoon”

“Angelina Jolie becuse she is talented, confident and beautiful.”

“Richard Hammon because he gets to drive awesome cars and he always looks like he’s having fun.”

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The setback was the Broncos’ fourth in a row, dropping their overall record to 1526. Despite the loss, the team was able to scatter nine hits, including an RBI single from sophomore Matt Ozanne.

A corps of six different Bronco pitchers kept the game close, highlighted by freshman Powell Fansler’s two scoreless innings to start the game. The Broncos will look to reverse their fortunes this weekend as the team travels to Pepperdine to take on the Waves for a three-game series.

SOFTBALL Stanford 12, Santa Clara 0 The Broncos’ April woes have carried over into May, with losses to Sacramento State and Stanford to start the month. The losing streak now stands at

17 games and the team has not posted a victory since a 3-0 road triumph over CSU Bakersfield on April 10. In Tuesday’s game at Stanford, junior Brianna Knight chipped in with fourth-inning single.

The hit was her 27th of the season, raising her team-leading batting average to .435. The team will close out its season with a doubleheader this weekend at Saint Mary’s.

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WOMEN’S WATER POLO Santa Clara 7, CSU East Bay 4 The Broncos ended their season last Sunday with a victory in the final game of the Western Water Polo Association Championships. The event, which was held in Hayward, Calif., saw the women’s team pick up a 7-4 comeback win over CSU East Bay. Senior Caitlin Espe recorded three goals while teammate Wren White blocked ten shots. The Broncos finished with an overall record of 15-19 and will host the annual alumni game on Saturday, May 7 at the Sullivan Aquatic Center.

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purchase your ticket or tag your Clipper card before boarding (also tag Clipper at final destination)

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Favorite Pump-Up Song: “Lose Youself” by Eminem

Favorite Movie: “Heavy Weights”

Favorite Athlete: Willie Mays

What do you want to do following college?

After college, if I got the opportunity to follow my passion and dream and continue playing baseball I would do that in a heartbeat, but I am also really considering doing graduate school for law.

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Patrick Marleau, San Jose Sharks

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Continue to play water polo abroad before starting a job in the real world.

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