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(3h30) ION “Lean on Me� +++ (Drama,1989) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. (2h30) 2:00 PM SPIKE “The Rock� +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. (3h) 3:00 PM (THIS) “Baby Boom� +++ (Comedy,1987) Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis. (2h) HBO “Mr. Bean’s Holiday� +++ (Comedy,2007) Rowan Atkinson, Steve Pemberton. (1h30) 4:00 PM ION “A Time to Kill� +++ (Drama,1996) Matthew McConaughey, Samuel L. Jackson. (3h) 5:45 PM TCM “Dr. Strangelove (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)� ++++ (Comedy,1964) Peter Sellers, Sterling Hayden. An American general launches a pre-emptive nuclear strike on the Soviet Union. (1h45) 6:00 PM MAX “X-Men: First Class� ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See 12:00 PM 8:00 PM LIFE “My Sister’s Keeper� +++

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(1h55) 12:00 AM TCM “The Night of the Hunter� ++++ (Drama,1955) Robert Mitchum, Shelly Winters. A bogus preacher marries an outlaw’s widow in search of the man’s hidden loot. (2h) 12:20 AM MAX “Pulp Fiction� +++ (Crime Story,1994) John Travolta, Uma Thurman. (2h40)

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Researchers discover new evidence of ancient disappearance

By Dee Wright TV Media

T

he ruins of the Mayan civilization have become one of the most popular tour-

ist attractions in Mexico. The former city-states boast hidden chambers, cryptic carvings and sky-high staircases that lead to simplistic homes.

The remains of these cities

have been combed over for hundreds of years, as researchers and archeologists try to piece together the lives of the civilization. Whenever an answer was found, however, more

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questions arose.

On Wednesday, March 28, PBS follows a group of students and their professor as they investigate their newest discovery.

Though Mayan tribes still live along the coasts of Mexico and parts of Central America, there have been many legends of the “Mayan collapse� that took place around 800 BC. Archeologists have found proof of several cities that had been abandoned, and they struggled to find any explanation for it. Homes were left standing, crops were left half-harvested, and all progress seemed to have ceased. There was no evidence of war or invasion, no indication of illness and little information on why they left.

The PBS documentary follows George Bey and his students from Millsaps College in Jackson, Miss., as they discuss their newest research about the mystery.

In an interview with USA Today, Bey revealed that the Mayans fled their Kiuic (pronounced kee-week) city quite quickly. “Things were going full bore, construction was underway.

And things stopped,� he said.

Bey and his colleagues have found evidence that there was little planning involved in the Mayans abandoning their homes. As described in the USA Today article, there were “walls

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A Mayan mystery

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A scene from a re-enactment in “Quest for the Lost Maya�

perfectly laid out with corner and vault stones, lying flat on the ground and waiting to be erected atop the second floor of a palace.� Bey’s team also discovered pottery half-molded and tools left as if they were only laid down for a moment. “Rapid abandonments are rare for the archeologists. The new information at Kiuic offers another take on the Maya collapse,� said anthropologist Rani Alexander of New Mexico State University in Las Curces.

There are, of course, several theories regarding the mysterious disappearance. Mayan sites in Guatemala were abandoned because of impending invasion, but Kiuic had no evidence of war or signs of struggle.

There had also been a severe drought that had crippled the area, suggesting the populous had moved on in search of water. However, many researchers have dismissed the idea because after leaving the town, no one returned after almost 2,000 years.

Bey and his students, along with a National Geographic film crew, filmed the documentary in Mexico last summer.

Bey has been studying the past two decades digging around Mexico, and he is thrilled to have been part of such a big discovery. “People have kind of ignored the dry tropical forest because it’s not as sexy as the rainforest,� he said in an article with the Chronicle of Higher Education.

Bey himself is not only the

leader of the program and the head professor of anthropology at Millsaps, but he is also the driving force behind the international program entirely. As the Dean of International Education, it was his idea to go to the Yucatan in the first place.

He had been researching and digging at the Kiuic site for decades before he decided to bring in students to help them gain field experience. The site also employs local residents and provides resources that would otherwise be difficult to obtain.

Millsaps College is a small institution in Mississippi that only has about 1,200 students and less than 100 staff members. Though it has fewer students than Harvard Law School, Millsaps offers programs that are not found at other institutions. The college actually owns a 4,000-acre site near the Mayan town of Oxkutzkab. The reserve was bought in the 1990s, and through it, the college created a nonprofit organization that maintains the reserve and its workers.

The documentary was premiered in February at the college, and because of the positive feedback from that screening, PBS has become quite optimistic about airing it. The network projects more than 4.5 million people will tune in to learn about the Mayan research. The Tokyo Broadcasting System filmed a similar documentary at the same time, and it received amazing reviews as well.

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Ball Boys 3:00 PM When former NBA star Jalen Rose swings by, he educates Junior in basketball.

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Sarah Holt finally opens up to Mitch about her case, despite the potential consequences. When Mitch later makes a mistake as he defends a man accused of murder, his slip up could land the man in jail. Also, Tammy enlists a hacker to help her snoop.

Seattle Superstorm 9:00 PM Esai Morales stars as a scientist desperate to stop a gigantic storm. In this original movie, a UFO crashes into Puget Sound and triggers a dangerous weather system that threatens to sweep across North America and beyond.

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Julianna Margulies stars in “The Good Wife”

The Good Wife 9:00 PM Golden-Globe winner Julianna Margulies welcomes Matthew Perry to the cast as a charming attorney from Chicago.

The “Friends” veteran will appear in a multi-episode story arc as the head of a blue-ribbon panel investigating a suspicious police shooting.

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Mad Men 9:00 PM Don Draper and company return in this highly anticipated season premiere. As the fifth season kicks off, Pete and Roger butt heads, and Joan clashes with a houseguest.

Set in the 1960s, the drama follows the tumultuous lives of Draper and his associates.

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American Dad 9:30 PM Tired of Hayley and Jeff’s freeloading ways, Stan tries to make a point by betting he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Also, Steve and Roger set out to test drive a car. “Bones” stars David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel guest star.

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SUNDAY 9:00 AM FAM “Another Cinderella Story” +++ (Comedy,2008) Selena Gomez, Andrew Seeley. (2h) 10:00 AM COM “Extract” +++ (Comedy,2009) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis. (2h) HALL “Uncorked” +++ (Romance,2010) JoBeth Williams, Julie Benz. (2h) 10:30 AM MAX “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum. (2h) 11:00 AM (THIS) “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” ++++ (Musical,1967) Michele Lee, Robert Morse. A window washer follows a book’s advice on how to quickly climb up the corporate ladder. (2h30) USA “Casino Royale” +++ (Action,2006) Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. (3h) 11:25 AM TMC “Phenomenon” +++ (Drama,1996) John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick. (2h05)

12:00 PM (WPMT) “Walk All Over Me” +++ (Drama,2007) Leelee Sobieski, Tricia Helfer. (2h) AMC “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” +++ (Sci-Fi,1982) Drew Barrymore, Henry Thomas. (2h30) SYFY “Serenity” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres. (2h30) 1:00 PM SPIKE “Lethal Weapon 4” +++ (Action,1998) Danny Glover, Mel Gibson. (2h30) 1:30 PM (THIS) “Sweet Land” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2005) Elizabeth Reaser, Patrick Heusinger. (2h30) FAM “Dirty Dancing” +++ (Dance,1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. (2h30) 2:00 PM FX “Underworld: Evolution” +++ (Fantasy,2006) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. (2h) HALL “Personally Yours” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2000) Jeffrey Nordling, Valerie Bertinelli. (2h) 2:15 PM TNT “The Bourne Identity” +++ (Action,2002) Franka Potente, Matt Damon. (2h30) 2:30 PM AMC “The Shawshank Redemp-

tion” ++++ (Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) 3:30 PM SPIKE “Payback” +++ (Action,1999) Gregg Henry, Mel Gibson. (2h30) 4:00 PM (THIS) “Thieves Like Us” ++++ (Drama,1974) Keith Carradine, Shelley Duvall. Bank robbers gain notoriety when sensational newspaper articles are written about them.

(2h30) FAM “The Notebook” +++ (Romance,2004) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams. (3h) TCM “Going My Way” ++++ (Drama,1944) Barry Fitzgerald, Bing Crosby. A young priest revitalizes a parish and wins over an aging pastor and tough parish kids.

(2h15) 4:45 PM TNT “The Bourne Supremacy” +++ (Suspense,2004) Franka Potente, Matt Damon. (2h15) 5:30 PM AMC “Ray” +++ (Biography,2004) Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington.

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(Musical,1939) Frank Morgan, Judy Garland. A tornado carries a young girl to a magical land where she encounters witches and wonders.

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(Drama,2007) Gerard Butler, Hilary Swank. A young, recently widowed woman tries moving on with the help of her deceased husband. (2h) TNT “The Bourne Ultimatum” +++ (Action,2007) Julia Stiles, Matt Damon. (2h30) 8:00 PM HALL “Personally Yours” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2000) Jeffrey Nordling, Valerie Bertinelli. (2h) SPIKE “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. (3h) TCM “Night and the City” +++ (Crime Story,1950) Gene Tierney, Richard Widmark. (2h) 9:30 PM TNT “The Bourne Ultimatum” +++ (Action,2007) Julia Stiles, Matt Damon. (2h30) 10:00 PM ION “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) TCM “Brute Force” +++ (Drama,1947) Burt Lancaster, Hume Cronyn. (2h) TMC “The Thomas Crown Affair” +++ (Crime Story,1999) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (2h)

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Who Do You Think You Are? 8:00 PM Actress and producer Rita Wilson heads to Greece to learn about her late father’s early life. Her emotional journey takes her to Bulgaria, where she finds out what triumphs and hardships shaped her father’s life and led him to the United States.

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Undercover Boss 8:00 PM Harlan Kent may be President and CEO of candle manufacturer Yankee Candle, but he trades in his powerful position to go undercover and learn more about the company.

Cameras follow the executive as he works at an entry-level position with everyday people.

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CSI: NY 9:00 PM When a lab tech is murdered, her death has eerie similarities to a cold case. Mac enlists the help of the detective who worked on the original case.

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Days of Our Lives Rafe and Nicole bond over loving people who treat them badly, and Rafe realizes that

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partners have yet to release details about additional future publications; however, these COMEDY IN PRINT: Comedy releases are likely to encompass new material from Comedy Central is expanding its big, Centralâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s roster of established funny empire into the publishing world, and it has chosen the and developing comedians, as perfect star to write its inaugu- well as projects linked to various series and franchises. ral publication: Denis Leary.

Learyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fans can also look The controversial comedian forward to his return to voice and actor is bouncing back work when â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ice Age: Continenmere months after his hit FX tal Driftâ&#x20AC;? hits theaters later this series â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rescue Meâ&#x20AC;? ended its year. seven-season run by revisiting his holiday-themed humor. The COCOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DIGITAL TRIUMPH: network has partnered with Running Press and they will re- Conan Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Brienâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s career has lease Learyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new novelty book withstood the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tonight Showâ&#x20AC;? debacle and was revived by in October. The â&#x20AC;&#x153;funny Christmas book,â&#x20AC;? as Leary called it, is TBS through his new show â&#x20AC;&#x153;Conan.â&#x20AC;? Now, the popular based on the Comedy Central holiday special, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Merry F#%$inâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; comedian is pushing the genre Christmas,â&#x20AC;? which first aired in of late-night variety shows into 2005 and featured appearances the future.

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by Charlie Murphy, Carmen Electra, William Shatner and the forces to give â&#x20AC;&#x153;Conanâ&#x20AC;? viewers what is being dubbed the first Barenaked Ladies. real-time tablet application for â&#x20AC;&#x153;Success today means late-night telereaching our fans on all differvision. The ent platforms. This publishing relationship is another example Team Coco tablet app of the kind of extension that utilizes keeps Comedy Central the No. 1 brand in comedy,â&#x20AC;? said Com- Automatic edy Central president Michele Content Ganeless.

RecogniRunning Press publisher Christopher Navratil added that tion working with Comedy Central is a â&#x20AC;&#x153;perfect fitâ&#x20AC;? for the publishing house, which is a member of the Perseus Books Group. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Humor is one of our core categories and being able to tap into Comedy Centralâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s talent and marketing will offer us a fantastic opportunity to publish a wide variety of branded titles in multiple platforms,â&#x20AC;? he said.

The release of Learyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s upcoming book will be linked to a new TV special that will air on the network in the fall. The

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A printed version of Denis Learyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2005 Christmas special will hit bookshelves in the fall

(ACR) technology to deliver exclusive content to fans that is synchronized to each episode.

Available on iOS and Android platforms, the app is currently available for free through the iTunes and Android app stores. â&#x20AC;&#x153;â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Conanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; draws the youngest and most digitally connected audience in late night, so it makes perfect sense that Team Coco is the first in late-night television to create a synchronized app for fans,â&#x20AC;? said TBSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dennis Adamovich. â&#x20AC;&#x153;With this new app, Team Coco is transforming â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Conanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; into an immersive, interactive experience that can be enjoyed whenever you want.â&#x20AC;?

Unlike some apps, which launch with minimal available content and gradually expand as they grow in popularity, the Team Coco app launched with an impressive initial offering.

Each episode has up to 25 pieces of bonus content, including video clips, live billboard comments, photos, biographical information about the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s guests, polls, quizzes, trivia, a list of memorable quotes and feeds from the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Facebook and Twitter pages.

The showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contract was recently extended by TBS through to April 2014, so viewers should expect that the Team Coco app will continue to play a vital role in the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s development and its relationship with its devoted fans.

Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Brien already has a huge online presence, with more than five million Twitter followers and nearly two million fans of his Team Coco Facebook page.

Also, in 2011, videos posted on TeamCoco. com and YouTube were viewed about 83 million times.

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By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q: Will â&#x20AC;&#x153;Curb Your Enthusiasmâ&#x20AC;? return for another season?

A: Apparently, that depends entirely on Larry David.

The frequently tight-lipped creator-writer-producer-star of the series hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t made a decision yet, but quite a few people are waiting for it, and theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re speculating while they do so.

The most recent guess was not optimistic. When asked by the Orlando Sentinel just a few weeks ago whether the show would return for a ninth season, Cheryl Hines, who plays Larryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wife, said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;If I was a gambling women -- and I am, I love to gamble -- I would probably say not.â&#x20AC;?

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This team has carried Dunham to unprecedented levels of fame for a ventriloquist.

His DVDs sell in the millions, and a video of Dunhamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s introduction of Achmed, from the 2007 â&#x20AC;&#x153;Spark of Insanityâ&#x20AC;? special, was at one point the ninth most watched YouTube video of all time (his YouTube views, likely less exciting to Dunham than this DVD sales, are in the hundreds of millions).

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by Charlie Murphy, Carmen Electra, William Shatner and the forces to give â&#x20AC;&#x153;Conanâ&#x20AC;? viewers what is being dubbed the first Barenaked Ladies. real-time tablet application for â&#x20AC;&#x153;Success today means late-night telereaching our fans on all differvision. The ent platforms. This publishing relationship is another example Team Coco tablet app of the kind of extension that utilizes keeps Comedy Central the No. 1 brand in comedy,â&#x20AC;? said Com- Automatic edy Central president Michele Content Ganeless.

RecogniRunning Press publisher Christopher Navratil added that tion working with Comedy Central is a â&#x20AC;&#x153;perfect fitâ&#x20AC;? for the publishing house, which is a member of the Perseus Books Group. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Humor is one of our core categories and being able to tap into Comedy Centralâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s talent and marketing will offer us a fantastic opportunity to publish a wide variety of branded titles in multiple platforms,â&#x20AC;? he said.

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(ACR) technology to deliver exclusive content to fans that is synchronized to each episode.

Available on iOS and Android platforms, the app is currently available for free through the iTunes and Android app stores. â&#x20AC;&#x153;â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Conanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; draws the youngest and most digitally connected audience in late night, so it makes perfect sense that Team Coco is the first in late-night television to create a synchronized app for fans,â&#x20AC;? said TBSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dennis Adamovich. â&#x20AC;&#x153;With this new app, Team Coco is transforming â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Conanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; into an immersive, interactive experience that can be enjoyed whenever you want.â&#x20AC;?

Unlike some apps, which launch with minimal available content and gradually expand as they grow in popularity, the Team Coco app launched with an impressive initial offering.

Each episode has up to 25 pieces of bonus content, including video clips, live billboard comments, photos, biographical information about the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s guests, polls, quizzes, trivia, a list of memorable quotes and feeds from the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Facebook and Twitter pages.

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Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Brien already has a huge online presence, with more than five million Twitter followers and nearly two million fans of his Team Coco Facebook page.

Also, in 2011, videos posted on TeamCoco. com and YouTube were viewed about 83 million times.

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By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q: Will â&#x20AC;&#x153;Curb Your Enthusiasmâ&#x20AC;? return for another season?

A: Apparently, that depends entirely on Larry David.

The frequently tight-lipped creator-writer-producer-star of the series hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t made a decision yet, but quite a few people are waiting for it, and theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re speculating while they do so.

The most recent guess was not optimistic. When asked by the Orlando Sentinel just a few weeks ago whether the show would return for a ninth season, Cheryl Hines, who plays Larryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wife, said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;If I was a gambling women -- and I am, I love to gamble -- I would probably say not.â&#x20AC;?

She added, however, that, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Larry is full of surprises. You never know.â&#x20AC;?

However another series star, JB Smoove, told the Huffington Post back in September, after the show aired its 80th episode, that he was sure it would be returning. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to make it an even hundred episodes. A hundred always looks good in a box,â&#x20AC;? he said.

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But in previous routines, Peanut is described as a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Woozle,â&#x20AC;? and he hails from a small island in Micronesia (a grouping of thousands of islands in the western Pacific Ocean).

Of course, he looks like nothing naturally occurring in Micronesia -- or anywhere else for that matter -- with his purple skin, white fur and small tuft of green hair.

Peanut himself tells Dunham on stage that he must have

been on drugs to come up with a puppet like Peanut.

Peanut is one of Dunhamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s oldest characters, along with cantankerous retiree Walter, and JosĂŠ the jalapeno (â&#x20AC;&#x153;on a steekâ&#x20AC;?). Dunham only later came up with the others who now appear in his act, including arguably his most famous creation, Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

This team has carried Dunham to unprecedented levels of fame for a ventriloquist.

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Days of Our Lives Rafe and Nicole bond over loving people who treat them badly, and Rafe realizes that

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General Hospital Carly and Blair realize that it’s up to them to find a solution to the Corinthos-Manning feud.

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cause even more problems for Steve. Maxie is overwhelmed with guilt and can’t bring herself to attend Robin’s funeral.

Michael lets it slip to Jason that something’s wrong with Robin, and Jason goes off the deep end. Dante and Lulu are confused by Delores’s erratic behavior.

The Young and the Restless Ricky and Daisy meet and realize that they both have family problems. Ricky lets it slip that he works for Phyllis, and Daisy tells him that Phyllis cannot be trusted. Later, Phyllis tells Ricky that she’ll help him advance his position in the company if he helps her get information about Daisy. Jill takes a photo of Victor and Genevieve in a private moment, and she sends it to Ashley while she’s in a meeting with Jack and Nikki.

Michael confronts Kevin about marrying Angelina, and Kevin finally comes clean about what happened. Michael is aghast at the whole situation but vows to help his brother get out of his marriage.

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Niecy Nash and her mother Margaret in “Leave It to Niecy”

Leave It to Niecy 8:00 PM Brash and bold comedienne Niecy Nash blends sitcom humor and reality TV as she and her new husband Jay Tucker invite cameras into their lives. Niecy struggles to get her kids to bond with her new husband, while also trying to improve their diet.

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Are You There, Chelsea?

8:30 PM Chelsea is keen on planning a surprise birthday party for Sloan, but the girls end up partying at home instead.

Things get complicated when Sloan’s husband calls from the airport to say he’s home from Afghanistan and on his way to surprise Sloan.

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Bent 9:00 PM Pete spies Ben in a precarious position with another woman and decides he needs to let Alex know. Elsewhere, Walt and Screwsie try to help Charlie get revenge on a school bully. Later, Alex is determined to make a good impression at a wedding.

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The Voice 8:00 PM The singers prepare for another battle round as the coaches enlist the help of industry pros to advise their team members. Kelly Clarkson, Jewel, Ne-Yo and Lionel Richie are among the stars who lend their expertise to the hopeful performers.

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HBO W 7:45 <+++ X2: X-Me... <++ City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold <++ Love Don't Cost a Thing ('03) <++++ Percy Jackson & the Olym...

Real Sports :15 1stLook Gloria: In Her Words T 8:30 <++ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World < The Rite ('11) Colin O'Donoghue. <++ The A-Team ('10) Liam Neeson. < Picture Perfect ('07) Brooke Banner. :45 < Hanna ('11) Cate Blanchette, Saoirse Ronan. :45 1stLook F 8:30 < Gulliver's Travels <+++ Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story ('93) <++++ X-Men: First Class ('11) James McAvoy. :15 <++ Knight and Day (Act, '10) Tom Cruise, :10 <++ Deceived ('91) John Heard, Goldie Hawn.

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SHOW W <+ The Untold ('02) Lance Henriksen. < Adam Resurrected ('08) Jeff Goldblum. < Love's Kitchen ('11) John Atterbury. < Adopted (Com, '09) Pauly Shore. < Crazy (Bio, '08) Ali Larter, Waylon Payne. < Circle ('10) Jason Thompson. < The Consultants (Com, '09) Movie T Movie < Phunny Business: A Black Comedy < The First Time ('09) <++ Nobel Son ('08) Eliza Dushku, Alan Rickman. :55 <+++ Extraordin...

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SUNDAY 9:00 AM FAM “Another Cinderella Story” +++ (Comedy,2008) Selena Gomez, Andrew Seeley. (2h) 10:00 AM COM “Extract” +++ (Comedy,2009) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis. (2h) HALL “Uncorked” +++ (Romance,2010) JoBeth Williams, Julie Benz. (2h) 10:30 AM MAX “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum. (2h) 11:00 AM (THIS) “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” ++++ (Musical,1967) Michele Lee, Robert Morse. A window washer follows a book’s advice on how to quickly climb up the corporate ladder. (2h30) USA “Casino Royale” +++ (Action,2006) Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. (3h) 11:25 AM TMC “Phenomenon” +++ (Drama,1996) John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick. (2h05)

12:00 PM (WPMT) “Walk All Over Me” +++ (Drama,2007) Leelee Sobieski, Tricia Helfer. (2h) AMC “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” +++ (Sci-Fi,1982) Drew Barrymore, Henry Thomas. (2h30) SYFY “Serenity” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres. (2h30) 1:00 PM SPIKE “Lethal Weapon 4” +++ (Action,1998) Danny Glover, Mel Gibson. (2h30) 1:30 PM (THIS) “Sweet Land” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2005) Elizabeth Reaser, Patrick Heusinger. (2h30) FAM “Dirty Dancing” +++ (Dance,1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. (2h30) 2:00 PM FX “Underworld: Evolution” +++ (Fantasy,2006) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. (2h) HALL “Personally Yours” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2000) Jeffrey Nordling, Valerie Bertinelli. (2h) 2:15 PM TNT “The Bourne Identity” +++ (Action,2002) Franka Potente, Matt Damon. (2h30) 2:30 PM AMC “The Shawshank Redemp-

tion” ++++ (Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) 3:30 PM SPIKE “Payback” +++ (Action,1999) Gregg Henry, Mel Gibson. (2h30) 4:00 PM (THIS) “Thieves Like Us” ++++ (Drama,1974) Keith Carradine, Shelley Duvall. Bank robbers gain notoriety when sensational newspaper articles are written about them.

(2h30) FAM “The Notebook” +++ (Romance,2004) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams. (3h) TCM “Going My Way” ++++ (Drama,1944) Barry Fitzgerald, Bing Crosby. A young priest revitalizes a parish and wins over an aging pastor and tough parish kids.

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(Musical,1939) Frank Morgan, Judy Garland. A tornado carries a young girl to a magical land where she encounters witches and wonders.

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Julianna Margulies stars in “The Good Wife”

The Good Wife 9:00 PM Golden-Globe winner Julianna Margulies welcomes Matthew Perry to the cast as a charming attorney from Chicago.

The “Friends” veteran will appear in a multi-episode story arc as the head of a blue-ribbon panel investigating a suspicious police shooting.

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Mad Men 9:00 PM Don Draper and company return in this highly anticipated season premiere. As the fifth season kicks off, Pete and Roger butt heads, and Joan clashes with a houseguest.

Set in the 1960s, the drama follows the tumultuous lives of Draper and his associates.

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American Dad 9:30 PM Tired of Hayley and Jeff’s freeloading ways, Stan tries to make a point by betting he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Also, Steve and Roger set out to test drive a car. “Bones” stars David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel guest star.

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Ball Boys 3:00 PM When former NBA star Jalen Rose swings by, he educates Junior in basketball.

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Later, Shaggy is rewarded with a trip to see one of the greatest Washington Redskins collections.

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Sarah Holt finally opens up to Mitch about her case, despite the potential consequences. When Mitch later makes a mistake as he defends a man accused of murder, his slip up could land the man in jail. Also, Tammy enlists a hacker to help her snoop.

Seattle Superstorm 9:00 PM Esai Morales stars as a scientist desperate to stop a gigantic storm. In this original movie, a UFO crashes into Puget Sound and triggers a dangerous weather system that threatens to sweep across North America and beyond.

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In Touch Ministries (CC) ION < August Rush ++ ('07) Freddie Highmore. A young < The Memory Keeper's Daughter +++ A doctor Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Turning In Touch With Dr. The Hour of Power (CC) LIFE prodigy uses his gift to search for parents. HD sends his newborn Down syndrom baby away. HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Point (CC) Charles Stanley (CC) T rue Life HD (CC) T rue Life (CC) 10: < The Challenge: Battle of I Just Want My Pants Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Pranked Pranked Pranked Pranked True Life (CC) MTV (CC) (CC) (CC) Charlie & ... the Exes Back Factory (CC) Factory (CC) Factory (CC) (CC) Friends (CC) F riends (CC) M y Wife My Wife George George Hates Chris That '70s The Nanny The Nanny Family To Be All Grown T.U.F.F. T.U.F.F. T.U.F.F. Penguins Penguins NICK and Kids HD and Kids HD Lopez (CC) Lopez (CC) (CC) Show (CC) (CC) Matters Announced Up (CC) Puppy (CC) Puppy (CC) Puppy (CC) (CC) D umbest HD D umbest HD C onsumer Consumer Consumer Consumer Hot Rod HD G earZ HD C arCazy HD T ruck U HD 10: NASCAR Mobil1 HD G rand-Am Auto Racing Porsche 250 Rolex Series HD SPEED Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Repo Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SPIKE Games HD Games HD Games HD Games HD Games HD Games HD Games HD Games HD Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program < Post Impact ++ ('04) Joanna Taylor, Dean Cain. A Twilight 11:00 < Polar Storm ++ < Seattle Superstorm ('12) Esai Morales. A super Twilight Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SYFY ('09) Jack Coleman. HD storm threatens to annihilate the planet. man braves an ice age wasteland to save his family. Zone Zone Program Program Program Program Program Program 11:00 The Robe The particular functions Resurrection Concert Dateline Jerusalem Lakewood Church Pastor Joel Osteen preaches a The Word Bill Purvis Best of Abba's Touching TBN of Jesus Christ. message of hope. (CC) (CC) (CC) Praise (CC) House (CC) Lives (CC) < Kicking and Screaming + ('05) Will Ferrell. A < The Informant! ++ ('09) Matt Damon. The VP of :45 TBS 10: < The Married, Married, House of House of Meet the Meet the Friends Friends TBS Preview Children Children Payne (CC) Payne (CC) Browns (CC) Browns (CC) a company gives the FBI information.

Longest ... soccer coach becomes as competitive as his father. < Born To Kill +++ A murderer < Ah, Wilderness! ++++ The trials :15 MGM Parade Show < Hips, Hips, Hooray + :15 < Elmer the Great A country hick < The Bank :45 < Human Desire +++ ('54) Glenn Ford. An TCM marries a young innocent. unhappy wife seduces a veteran to kill her husband. of growing up in small-town America. ('34) Bert Wheeler. bats his way to baseball stardom.

Dick P aid 48 Hours: Hard "Follow 48 Hours: Hard Evidence To Be Announced (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TLC the Money" HD (CC) Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD "Temptation" HD (CC) < The Firm ++ (1993, Drama) Gene Hackman, Hal Holbrook, Tom Cruise. A Leverage "The Lonely Law & Order "Kiss the LawOrder "Everybody's Law & Order "Privileged" Law & Order "Evil Law & Order "Release" TNT Hearts Job" (CC) Girls and Make Them Die" Favorite Bagman" (CC) Breeds" (CC) (CC) lawyer is blackmailed by the FBI and his firm. HD (CC) Bleach (CC) Full "Inside Durarara Kekkaishi Fooly Cooly Cowboy Big O Ghost in Bleach (CC) F ull "Inside Durarara Inu Yasha Looney The Looney Johnny Test Redakai Beyblade: Pokemon TOON (N) the Belly" the Belly" the Shelf Tunes Tunes Show Metal BW "Full Swing" Bebop Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TRUTV The King of The King of The King of Hot in Hot in Hot in Roseanne The Nanny The Nanny Three's Three's Three's Roseanne Roseanne Three's Three's The Nanny The Nanny TVLAND Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Cleveland Cleveland Cleveland Company Company Company Company Company (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) P aid Program (CC) M onk "Mr. Monk Goes to Paid Program (CC) P aid Program (CC) 11:00 < Casino Royale +++ Daniel Craig. James WWE A.M. Raw HD (CC) C heers HD C heers HD P aid Program (CC) USA the Theatre" HD (CC) Bond is tasked with taking down a corrupt banker. HD C onsign11: < Michael Jackson's This Is It Michael Couples Therapy Mob Wives HD Jump Start Enjoy snappy music videos every morning. Jump Start Enjoy snappy music videos every morning. VH1 Top 20 Video VH1 Jackson as he prepared for his final shows.

(CC) (CC) ment HD Countdown (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS 11:30 < Bridesmaids A woman is :40 < Beatdown A street fighter flees :15 < Cedar Rapids Ed Helms. A man :45 < Confidence +++ ('03) Edward Burns. A Strangers :15 < Ramona and Beezus ('10) Joey King. The HBO No More HD misadventures of a grade school student. HD picked to be her friend's maid of honor. when a gangster pursues him. HD attends an insurance convention. HD swindler must pull off a con to repay a crime boss. < Liar Liar +++ ('97) Jim Carrey. A :15 Co-Ed Confidential 3: Spring :45 < Face/Off ++ (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, John < The Adjustment Bureau A politician's :50 < Shattered +++ ('91) Tom Berenger. An MAX Break "Horizontal Mambo" HD (CC) Travolta. A FBI man trades faces with a convicted criminal. HD (CC) affair is affected by mysterious forces. amnesiac seeks answers from an investigator. HD lawyer cannot tell a lie. HD 10:45 < Big Shameless "Just Like the House Lies Californica- Paul Mooney: The Godfather of Paul Mooney: It's the :05 < Mighty Joe Young ++ ('98) Bill Paxton. A :15 < Fade to Black ('06) Danny Huston. Orson SHOW "Business" tion HD rescued 15-foot-tall gorilla is brought to L.A. Welles is drawn into a dangerous web of intrigue. HD Money R ... Pilgrims Intended" HD Comedy HD (CC) End of the World < Grave Encounters A TV crew spend :35 < After A man ventures into < Inhale A couple goes to extreme < Fatal Error + ('99) Antonio Sabato < Hunter Prey The crew of a spaceship < American Bandits: Frank & Jesse James TMC the night in an abandoned hospital. HD dangerous structures to explore. HD lengths to find a lung donor. HD Jr.. Computer virus causes death. HD search for an escaped convict. HD The James brothers split the gang.

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MARCH 25 - 31, 2012

10:00 AM

(THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Henry Vâ&#x20AC;? ++++

(Drama,1989) Derek Jacobi, Kenneth Branagh. While battling the French, Henry V sacrifices both friend and foe in his rise to power.

(3h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;So Bigâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1953) Jane Wyman, Sterling Hayden.

(1h45) 10:15 AM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Transporterâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2002) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. (1h30) 10:30 AM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Shawshank Redemptionâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Drama,1994) (3h) See Sunday at 2:30 PM 12:00 PM COM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Extractâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2009) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis. (2h) HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1â&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,2010) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. Harry discovers the Deathly Hallows, the most powerful objects in the wizarding world.

(2h30) MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;X-Men: First Classâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 1:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mr. Northâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1988) Anthony Edwards, Robert Mitchum. (2h) BET â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Long Walk Homeâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1990) Sissy Spacek, Whoopi Goldberg. (2h) 1:15 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Suddenlyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thriller,1954) Frank Sinatra, Sterling Hayden. (1h30) 1:30 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rayâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Biography,2004) Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington.

(3h30) ION â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lean on Meâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1989) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. (2h30) 2:00 PM SPIKE â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Rockâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. (3h) 3:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Baby Boomâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1987) Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis. (2h) HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mr. Beanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Holidayâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2007) Rowan Atkinson, Steve Pemberton. (1h30) 4:00 PM ION â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Time to Killâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1996) Matthew McConaughey, Samuel L. Jackson. (3h) 5:45 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dr. Strangelove (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)â&#x20AC;? ++++ (Comedy,1964) Peter Sellers, Sterling Hayden. An American general launches a pre-emptive nuclear strike on the Soviet Union. (1h45) 6:00 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;X-Men: First Classâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See 12:00 PM 8:00 PM LIFE â&#x20AC;&#x153;My Sisterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Keeperâ&#x20AC;? +++

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best movies (Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney. (2h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Kesâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1969) David Bradley, Freddie Fletcher. (2h) 9:00 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1â&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,2010) (2h30) See 12:00 PM 10:00 PM LIFE â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nights in Rodantheâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Romance,2008) Diane Lane, Richard Gere. (2h01) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Darlingâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Drama,1965) Dirk Bogarde, Julie Christie. An account of a young womanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rise to the top of the fashion world in mid-1960â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s London.

(2h15) 12:00 AM LIFE â&#x20AC;&#x153;My Sisterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Keeperâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney. (2h) 12:15 AM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Pumpkin Eaterâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1964) Anne Bancroft, Peter Finch. (2h15) 2:00 AM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Richard IIIâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1995) Annette Bening, Ian McKellan. (2h30)

TUESDAY 9:00 AM

TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Right to Romanceâ&#x20AC;?

+++ (Romance,1934) Ann Harding, Robert Young. (1h15) 9:30 AM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;V for Vendettaâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2006) Hugo Weaving, Natalie Portman. (3h) 10:50 AM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;House of Sand and Fogâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2003) Ben Kingsley, Jennifer Connelly. (2h10) 11:15 AM SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;Charlie Bartlettâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Comedy/Drama,2007) Anton Yelchin, Robert Downey Jr.. A wealthy teen becomes a selfappointed â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;psychiatristâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; to his fellow students at school. (1h45) 11:25 AM TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Aliveâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1993) Ethan Hawke, Vincent Spano.

(2h10) 12:30 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blade Runnerâ&#x20AC;? +++ (SciFi,1982) Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer. (2h30) 1:00 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Identityâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thriller,2003) John Cusack, Ray Liotta. (1h30) 2:00 PM FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Batman Beginsâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2005) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. (3h) 2:45 PM SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;Maxed Out: Hard Times, Easy Credit and the Era of Predatory Lendersâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Documentary,2006) Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter. (1h40) 3:15 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;How to Train Your Dragonâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,2010) Gerard Butler, Jonah Hill. A young Viking forms a friendship with a dragon

that he initially attempted to slay.

(1h40) 4:10 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;No Way Outâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1987) Gene Hackman, Kevin Costner. (1h55) 6:00 PM SPIKE â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Rockâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. (3h) 6:30 PM SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Mask of Zorroâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Adventure,1998) Antonio Banderas, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (2h30) 8:00 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cape Fearâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thriller,1962) Robert Mitchum, Gregory Peck. (2h) 9:00 PM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dodgeball: A True Underdog Storyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2004) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. (2h) SPIKE â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Rockâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. (3h) 10:00 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;River of No Returnâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Western,1954) Marilyn Monroe, Robert Mitchum. (2h) TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Con Airâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1997) John Cusack, Nicolas Cage. (2h) 11:15 PM TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Blue Valentineâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Drama,2010) Michelle Williams, Ryan Gosling. A married couple spends the night at a hotel in the hopes of saving their marriage.

(1h55) 12:00 AM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Night of the Hunterâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Drama,1955) Robert Mitchum, Shelly Winters. A bogus preacher marries an outlawâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s widow in search of the manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hidden loot. (2h) 12:20 AM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pulp Fictionâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Crime Story,1994) John Travolta, Uma Thurman. (2h40)

WEDNESDAY 9:00 AM

DISN â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mickeyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Great Clubhouse

Huntâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Adventure,2007) Wayne Allwine, Tony Anselmo. (1h) 9:30 AM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;MacArthurâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Biography,1977) Ivan Bonar, Gregory Peck. (3h) 10:00 AM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Little Lord Fauntleroyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1936) Freddie Bartholomew, Mickey Rooney. (2h) 10:30 AM FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;District 9â&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2009) Sharlto Copley, John Sumner.

(2h30) 11:10 AM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bull Durhamâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy/Drama,1988) Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon. (1h50) 12:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Impasseâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1970) Anne Francis, Burt Reynolds. (2h) 12:30 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Die Hard II: Die Harderâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1990) Bruce Willis, William Atherton. (2h30)

4:00 PM

(THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Vera Cruzâ&#x20AC;? +++

(Western,1954) Burt Lancaster, Gary Cooper. (2h)

TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Password is Courageâ&#x20AC;?

+++ (War,1963) Alfred Lynch, Dirk Bogarde. (2h) HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;X2: X-Men Unitedâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Sci-Fi,2003) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. (2h15) 6:00 PM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jumanjiâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,1995) Bonnie Hunt, Robin Williams. (2h30) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Damn the Defiant!â&#x20AC;? +++ (War,1962) Alec Guinness, Dirk Bogarde. (2h) 6:10 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Platoonâ&#x20AC;? +++ (War,1986) Charlie Sheen, Willem Dafoe.

(2h05) 6:15 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Men in Blackâ&#x20AC;? +++ (SciFi,1997) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. (1h45) 8:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Die Hardâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1988) Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis. (3h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gypsyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Musical,1962) Natalie Wood, Rosalind Russell.

(2h30) 10:00 PM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Harsh Timesâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2005) Christian Bale, Eva Longoria. (2h) MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Eagleâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum. (2h) 10:30 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Cincinnati Kidâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1965) Edward Robinson, Steve McQueen. (2h) 11:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Die Hard: With a Vengeanceâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1995) Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson. (3h) 12:30 AM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;I Confessâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Mystery,1953) Anne Baxter, Montgomery Clift. (2h) 1:50 AM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Gonna Git You Suckaâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1988) Bernie Casey, Keenan Ivory Wayans. (1h30) 2:00 AM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;White Noiseâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Mystery,2005) Chandra West, Michael Keaton. (2h)

THURSDAY 9:00 AM

AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mad Max 2: The Road War-

riorâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Sci-Fi,1981) Bruce Spence, Mel Gibson. (2h) 9:45 AM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Confidentially Connieâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,1953) Janet Leigh, Van Johnson. (1h15) 10:00 AM (THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Toys in the Atticâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1963) Dean Martin, Geraldine Page. (2h) 11:00 AM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Die Hardâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1988) Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis. (3h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Student Princeâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Musical,1954) Ann Blyth, Edmund Purdom. A prince falls in love with

a barmaid during his last fling before assuming the crown. (2h) 12:30 PM TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Within These Wallsâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2001) Ellen Burstyn, Laura Dern. (1h30) 1:00 PM FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;District 9â&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2009) Sharlto Copley, John Sumner.

(2h30) 1:30 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Darkmanâ&#x20AC;? +++ (SciFi,1990) Frances McDormand, Liam Neeson. (1h40) 2:00 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Die Hard: With a Vengeanceâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,1995) Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson. (3h) TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Unzippedâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Documentary,1995) Carla Bruni, Isaac Mizrahi. A designer plans his 1994 collection and offers a behindthe-scenes look at fashion. (1h15) 4:30 PM HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thiefâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,2010) Logan Lerman, Jake Abel. A teenager must find and return Zeusâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lightning bolt before a war erupts among the Gods. (2h) 4:45 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Kingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Thiefâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Adventure,1955) David Niven, Edmund Purdom. (1h30) 5:30 PM SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nineâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2009) Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard. (2h) 8:00 PM TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Original Latin Kings of Comedyâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Comedy,2002) Cheech Marin, George Lopez.

George Lopez, Cheech Marin, Paul Rodriguez and many more Latino comedians perform. (1h30) 8:30 PM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pretty Womanâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Romance,1990) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. (2h30) 10:00 PM FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;What Happens in Vegasâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2008) Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz. (2h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ice Station Zebraâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thriller,1968) Patrick McGoohan, Rock Hudson. (2h45) 12:00 AM FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;What Happens in Vegasâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2008) Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz. (2h)

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FRIDAY 10:00 AM

(THIS) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Studs Loniganâ&#x20AC;? +++

(Drama,1960) Christopher Knight, Frank Gorshin. (2h) SYFY â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Odysseyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,1997) Armand Assante, Isabella Rossellini. Part 1 of 2 (2h) HBO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dragon: The Bruce Lee Storyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Biography,1993) Lauren Holly, Jason Scott Lee. (2h) 10:45 AM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Home From The Hillâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1960) Eleanor Parker, Robert Mitchum. (2h45) 12:00 PM COM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bad Santaâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2003) Bernie Mac, Billy Bob Thornton. (2h) SYFY â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Odysseyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Fantasy,1997) Armand Assante, Isabella Rossellini. Part 2 of 2 (2h) 1:00 PM TMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ira and Abbyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2006) Jennifer Westfeldt, Chris Messina. (2h) 1:15 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;X-Men: First Classâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Monday at 12:00 PM 1:30 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Crossfireâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Crime Story,1947) Robert Mitchum, Robert Young. A crusading district attorney investigates the murder of a Jewish man. (1h30) 2:00 PM ION â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Fugitiveâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) 2:30 PM CMT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Crocodile Dundeeâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Adventure,1986) Linda Kozlowski, Paul Hogan. (2h45) 4:55 PM SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x153;Extraordinary Measuresâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2009) Brendan Fraser, Harrison Ford. (1h50) 5:00 PM TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;They Wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Believe Meâ&#x20AC;?

Researchers discover new evidence of ancient disappearance

By Dee Wright TV Media

T

he ruins of the Mayan civilization have become one of the most popular tour-

ist attractions in Mexico. The former city-states boast hidden chambers, cryptic carvings and sky-high staircases that lead to simplistic homes.

The remains of these cities

have been combed over for hundreds of years, as researchers and archeologists try to piece together the lives of the civilization. Whenever an answer was found, however, more

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questions arose.

On Wednesday, March 28, PBS follows a group of students and their professor as they investigate their newest discovery.

Though Mayan tribes still live along the coasts of Mexico and parts of Central America, there have been many legends of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mayan collapseâ&#x20AC;? that took place around 800 BC. Archeologists have found proof of several cities that had been abandoned, and they struggled to find any explanation for it. Homes were left standing, crops were left half-harvested, and all progress seemed to have ceased. There was no evidence of war or invasion, no indication of illness and little information on why they left.

The PBS documentary follows George Bey and his students from Millsaps College in Jackson, Miss., as they discuss their newest research about the mystery.

In an interview with USA Today, Bey revealed that the Mayans fled their Kiuic (pronounced kee-week) city quite quickly. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Things were going full bore, construction was underway.

And things stopped,â&#x20AC;? he said.

Bey and his colleagues have found evidence that there was little planning involved in the Mayans abandoning their homes. As described in the USA Today article, there were â&#x20AC;&#x153;walls

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perfectly laid out with corner and vault stones, lying flat on the ground and waiting to be erected atop the second floor of a palace.â&#x20AC;? Beyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s team also discovered pottery half-molded and tools left as if they were only laid down for a moment. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rapid abandonments are rare for the archeologists. The new information at Kiuic offers another take on the Maya collapse,â&#x20AC;? said anthropologist Rani Alexander of New Mexico State University in Las Curces.

There are, of course, several theories regarding the mysterious disappearance. Mayan sites in Guatemala were abandoned because of impending invasion, but Kiuic had no evidence of war or signs of struggle.

There had also been a severe drought that had crippled the area, suggesting the populous had moved on in search of water. However, many researchers have dismissed the idea because after leaving the town, no one returned after almost 2,000 years.

Bey and his students, along with a National Geographic film crew, filmed the documentary in Mexico last summer.

Bey has been studying the past two decades digging around Mexico, and he is thrilled to have been part of such a big discovery. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People have kind of ignored the dry tropical forest because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not as sexy as the rainforest,â&#x20AC;? he said in an article with the Chronicle of Higher Education.

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leader of the program and the head professor of anthropology at Millsaps, but he is also the driving force behind the international program entirely. As the Dean of International Education, it was his idea to go to the Yucatan in the first place.

He had been researching and digging at the Kiuic site for decades before he decided to bring in students to help them gain field experience. The site also employs local residents and provides resources that would otherwise be difficult to obtain.

Millsaps College is a small institution in Mississippi that only has about 1,200 students and less than 100 staff members. Though it has fewer students than Harvard Law School, Millsaps offers programs that are not found at other institutions. The college actually owns a 4,000-acre site near the Mayan town of Oxkutzkab. The reserve was bought in the 1990s, and through it, the college created a nonprofit organization that maintains the reserve and its workers.

The documentary was premiered in February at the college, and because of the positive feedback from that screening, PBS has become quite optimistic about airing it. The network projects more than 4.5 million people will tune in to learn about the Mayan research. The Tokyo Broadcasting System filmed a similar documentary at the same time, and it received amazing reviews as well.

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