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he beginning of April may be just a couple of weeks into spring, but fans of HBO’s hit “Game of Thrones� may be thinking that winter is coming. “Winter is coming� are the words often spoken by the Starks, one of the noble families vying for power in the titular game. Premiering on Sunday, April 1, the second season of the extremely popular fantasy epic, based on author George R. R. Martin’s bestselling “A Song of Ice and Fire� book series, promises to deliver more of the breathtaking action, forbidden relationships and unexpected plot twists that made the premiere season a runaway success. The television show takes its name from the title of the first book in the series. The story follows several noble families as they jockey for position and power in a high-stakes game where, as Queen Cersei Baratheon cleverly observed in the first season, “You either live, or you die.� And that wasn’t just hyperbole on her part. This game of thrones is a deadly one, and viewers were shocked by the death of a major character only part way through the first season, making it obvious in one shocking moment that in this fairy tale, the good guys do not always win. Season 2, which was announced after only two episodes of the first season had aired, expands the already epic scope of the first season. Civil war has erupted in the fictional realm of Westeros following the death of King Robert Baratheon, and five claimants to the Iron Throne have taken up arms. Several new actors are joining the cast as the scope of the story expands, including Stephen Dillane, who plays the late king’s self-righteous and
ruthless brother Stannis, and Carice van Houten, who plays a mysterious sorceress who holds him in her thrall. HBO is certainly no stranger to sweeping historical sagas. “Rome,� which aired from 2005 to 2007 on the network, featured period weapons, armor and battles. But whereas that show used the Roman empire as its source material, “Game of Thrones� is a different beast all together, weaving fantasy elements into its medieval plot lines, a tactic that is often risky with television audiences. With “Game of Thrones,� though, it seems to have paid off: the series was nominated for 13 Emmys and snagged two wins, including a Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series trophy for Peter Dinklage. “Hopefully, it will give that genre a little bit more respect,� said Dinklage backstage at the awards show after snagging the win. The actor plays Tyrion Lannister, the youngest son of one of the most powerful lords in the realm, who uses sarcasm and wit as his weapons in a society that looks down on him and his dwarfism. The actor, who’s also had appearances on the hit shows “30 Rock� and “Nip/Tuck,� certainly wasn’t lacking in source material for his role as Tyrion. “A Song of Ice and Fire,� which to date has sold more than 15 million copies worldwide, now spans five novels and three prequel novellas, with a further two novels planned in this epic fantasy saga. The story, which involves a huge number of intricate plot lines all swirling around the brewing civil war in the kingdom, is known for its brutal, unflattering look at life in an age when political power and influence lies in the hands of the few. It has also
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Jeff Mauro (right) with his father Gus on “Sandwich King� up spring-themed programming throughout the week. Whether it’s new episodes or encore airings of past favorites, there’s no shortage of menu ideas that make the most of the foods available this time of year.
Following an Easter-themed episode of “Unwrapped,� the morning programming on Sunday, April 1, offers up a variety of springtime meal ideas including Sandra Lee’s Chicken Cutlet Sandwiches, Guy Fieri’s Arugula Pistachio Pesto Chicken and Anne Burrell’s juicy lamb burgers. There’s also a new episode of “Sandwich King� on Sunday, which finds Jeff Mauro participating in a Mauro family spring tradition: creating sandwiches from Easter’s leftovers. Just like the Thanksgiving turkey, few look forward to eating leftover ham at every meal for the rest of the week. So Mauro snags some of the honey-glazed ham to wedge inside some sweet potato biscuits for a tasty sandwich, then whips up a “kitchen-sink� frittata and serves it on bagels along with some spiced hash browns.
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popping up everywhere with guest spots on hit shows like “The Middle” and “30 Rock.” But White, who just turned 90 in January, shows no signs of slowing down. “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers” is her latest and greatest project, which premieres Wednesday, April 4, on NBC. The show follows a group of senior citizens as
they hit the streets to pull the wool over the eyes of the younger generation. White serves as executive producer and on-camera host, and she will perform in comedy sketches and provide commentary on the pranks. “People have been telling me that I’m ‘off my rocker’ for years,” said White. “Now I can prove it!”
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hosted “Saturday Night Live” in May 2010. It brought in the show’s highest ratings in years. Playing feisty house caretaker Elka Ostrovsky, White’s special magic has also drawn in impressive ratings for TV Land’s original scripted series “Hot In Cleveland,” currently in its third season. The series -- filmed in front of a live studio audience -- is a throwback to the sitcoms of decades gone by and has enjoyed popular and critical acclaim. White also has a deep love for all animals and has used her fame and fortune to promote pet health and welfare as well as wildlife conservation. In the 1970s, she hosted and produced “The Pet Set,” which featured celebrities with their pets. She’s also been involved with organizations such as World Wildlife Fund and the Morris Animal Foundation. “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers” is the latest in a flurry of media featuring White, and it seems the public just can’t get enough. With her famous funny bone and impeccable comedic timing, the series is sure to win over audiences of all ages. Tune in Wednesday to see White’s gang of merry pranksters pull one over on today’s youth.
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HD Golden Golden Golden Golden Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Cheers Cheers Lucy "The I Love Lucy Lucy "Mertz Lucy "Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Golden HALL Sublease" and Kurtz" Cries Wolf" Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls H istory Zone 10:00 Time Machine Travel back in time with Time Machine Travel back in time with illuminating Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Info-Doc. Heavy Metal (CC) HIST illuminating programs. (CC) programs. HD (CC) P aid Psych Psych "Talk Derby to Me" P sych Paid The Knife Show (CC) Paid Turn. Point Day Disc. In Touch Ministries (CC) ION < Adopting Terror ('11) Sean Astin. A biological < Obsessed ++ ('09) Idris Elba, Beyoncé Knowles. A Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Turning In Touch With Dr. The Hour of Power (CC) LIFE father stalks his Childs adoptive parents. HD successful businessman is stalked by an employee. HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Point (CC) Charles Stanley (CC) < Get Rich or Die Tryin' ++ ('05) 50 Cent, Joy Bryant, Terrence 1 6 and Pregnant (CC) 1 6 and Pregnant (CC) Wild N Out Wild N Out Wild N Out Wild N Out Wild N Out Wild N Out Savage U 16 and Pregnant (CC) MTV Howard. A man pursues his dream of hip hop superstardom. (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Friends (CC) F riends (CC) M y Wife My Wife George George Hates Chris That '70s The Nanny The Nanny Family To Be All Grown T.U.F.F. T.U.F.F. T.U.F.F. Penguins Penguins NICK and Kids HD and Kids HD Lopez (CC) Lopez (CC) (CC) Show (CC) (CC) Matters Announced Up (CC) Puppy (CC) Puppy (CC) Puppy (CC) (CC) C onsumer Consumer Consumer Showcase (CC) H ot Rod HD G earZ HD C arCazy HD T ruck U HD 8:00 Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction "Palm Beach" From the South Florida Expo Center in Florida. HD SPEED < The Replacements ++ ('00) Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones, 1000 Ways 1000 Ways 1000 Ways Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SPIKE Keanu Reeves. Replacements are brought in for a football team. HD to Die HD to Die HD to Die HD Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program < End of Days +++ ('99) Gabriel Byrne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. < Dawn of the Dead +++ ('04) Ving Rhames, Jake Weber, Sarah Twilight Twilight Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SYFY Zone Program Program Program Program Program Program A bodyguard must protect a woman from Satan. HD Polley. Survivors of a zombie plague take refuge in a mall. HD (CC) Zone 11: < The Passion of the Christ (Recut) A Prophecies of the Resurrection Concert King of Kings The Word Bill Purvis Best of Abba's Touching TBN Praise (CC) House (CC) Lives (CC) portrait of Christ's final hours of life on Earth. Passion (CC) (CC) :55 < Shrek the Third +++ ('07) Mike Myers. Shrek :55 < RV ++ ('06) Cheryl Hines, Robin Williams. The Married, Married, Married, Married, House of Payne Meet the Meet the Friends Friends TBS Children Children Children Children Payne Browns Browns sets out to find a teenaged heir to the throne. patriarch of a dysfunctional family rents an RV. "Busted" 11:45 < Fire Down Below ++ ('57) Rita Hayworth. < The Happy Thieves +++ A worldly :45 < The Lady in Question A defendant :15 < Affair in Trinidad +++ ('52) Rita Hayworth. A :15 < Godspell ++ ('73) Victor Garber. TCM Two men fall for the same woman. art thief gets mixed up with murder. has a bad influence on a child. nightclub singer tries to track down a killer. Contemporary hippies relive the story of Christ. Undercover Boss To Be Announced (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TLC "Belfor" HD (CC) Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD Program HD 11:45 :45 < The Matrix ++ (1999, Action) Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, :45 TNT Law & Order "Thrill" (CC) L aw & Order "Jeopardy" Law & Order "Mammon" Law & Order "Shield" Law & Order "Phobia" TNT (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Preview HD Keanu Reeves. A man learns his world is a computer-created illusion. HD (CC) Leverage Bleach (CC) F ullmetal Durarara Kekkaishi Fooly Cooly Cowboy Big O Ghost in Bleach (CC) F ullmetal Durarara Inu Yasha Looney Looney Johnny Test Redakai Beyblade: Pokemon TOON (CC) (CC) Bebop (CC) Shelf (CC) Tunes Tunes (CC) (CC) Metal BW BeachTow BeachTow BeachTow BeachTow BeachTow BeachTow Foren. Files Foren. 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VH1 Top 20 Video Mob Wives HD La La's Full Basketball Wives HD VH1 (CC) (CC) ment HD Court Life Countdown (CC) PREMIUM CHANNELS < Going the Distance A couple 11:15 < Fast Five The crew tries to :15 < Boogie Nights +++ (1997, Drama) Burt Reynolds, Heather Graham, Case of Curt Flood Explore the life and < The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of HBO leave Brazil without being arrested. HD maintains their long distance relationship. Mark Wahlberg. A man finds fame and fortune as an adult film star. HD (CC) career of ball player Curt Flood. HD (CC) the Dawn Treader < Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore < Speed 2: Cruise :20 < Naughty Reunion (2011, Adult) :45 < Sanctum +++ ('11) Rhys Wakefield. A dive :35 < Mad Max ++ Cops engage in an :10 < Two Girls and a Guy ++ Two MAX HD (CC) teams experiences a crisis while in a cave. HD apocalyptic death game. HD women confront philanderer. HD Cats & dogs team up to stop a rogue cat. Control ++ HD Shameless "Fiona Californica- < Drive Angry A father hunts down the :15 < Jackass: The Movie People :45 < Skateland ('10) Shiloh Fernandez. Dramatic :25 < Life With Mikey +++ A talent < Beastly ('11) Alex SHOW Interrupted" HD tion HD man who killed his daughter. HD perform extreme stunts & gross-out gags. events change a man's perception of life. HD agent works with a street urchin. HD Pettyfer. HD < The Hole + ('01) Thora Birch. Four 10:40 < :20 < The Messenger ('09) Woody Harrelson. A :15 < Static +++ ('07) Maury Chaykin. An implant < Shipwrecked +++ A boy becomes :35 < Reckless Disregard A doctor sues TMC gives its host interesting abilities. HD stranded on an island with treasure. HD the TV station that ruined him. HD Hellraiser ... teens are trapped in a bomb shelter. HD Casualty Notification Officer falls for a widow. HD WGAL
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Escape Routes 8:00 PM Rossi Morreale hosts this series, which follows six teams of two who face real world challenges. In this episode, the teams race to find a series of iconic New York scenes where they must have their photos taken. The team who gets them the fastest wins. (WGAL)
Last Chance Driving School 10:00 PM Sven Ruppaner and his crew set out to transform disoriented, distracted and dangerous drivers. Each episode follows two rookies that no other driving school will take on as they learn to be safe and sensible drivers on the streets of New York. A&E
NBC Nightly Entertainment Tonight Escape The teams are loose on The Firm HD (CC) SVU A friend of Amaro's News 8 at :35 Sat. Night WGAL News (CC) Weekend (CC) the streets of New York. HD (N) reports his daughter missing. 11:00 p.m. Live HD (N) < Canadian Bacon ++ ('95) Alan Alda, John Candy. < Patty Hearst + ('88) William Forsythe, Natasha Richardson. < The Rosary Murders ++ THIS The Closer (CC) House (CC) Bones (CC) CBS News 21 Cold Case (CC) Law & Order WLYH at 10 (CC) 3:30 Golf Masters Tournament Wheel of Jeopardy! Comedy Time Comedy Time Crimetime Saturday HD (CC) 48 Hours Mystery HD (CC) Weekend Criminal WHPD (21) (L) HD (CC) Fortune (CC) Weekend (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) News Minds (CC) TMZ (CC) Extra Weekend (CC) The Closer (CC) Grey's Anatomy (CC) Futurama (CC) Futurama (CC) Family Guy Family Guy MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) ABC27 News ABC World < The Ten Commandments ++++ (1956, Epic) Yul Brynner, Anne Baxter, Charlton Heston. Moses, the son of slaves, leads his people from :45 ABC 27 WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) Egypt. HD (CC) News I Spy "Sparrowhawk" (CC) Intelligence "Dante's Inferno" < Horrors of Spider Island ('59) Harald Maresch, Alex D'Arcy. RTN (27.2) Bev. Hillbillies Bev. Hillbillies Naked City Antiques Roadshow "El Paso L. Welk This show from 1979 Keeping Up As Time Goes Masterpiece Gillian Anderson Den Death Cab for Cutie performs Austin City Saadiq performs WITF (33) (Hour Two)" (CC) opens with 'Easter Parade'. Appearances By (CC) stars in Dickens' classic tale. at the Brooklyn Museum. songs from his LP 'Stone Rollin.' 3:30 MLB Baseball (L) HD (CC) America's Funniest Home Q'Viva! The Chosen The final cast for the live show is revealed. Fox 43 News (CC) Alcatraz Hauser makes a discovery WPMT (43) Videos (CC) (SF) HD (CC) (N) beneath the halls of Alcatraz. CABLE CHANNELS Parking Wars Parking Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Driving School Driving School Driving School Driving School A&E HD (CC) HD (CC) HD HD HD HD HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) 5:30 < Jeremiah Johnson +++ ('72) Will Geer, Robert < One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ++++ (1975, Drama) Louise Fletcher, William Redfield, < One Flew Over the AMC Redford. A hermit breaks an ancient Indian taboo. HD Jack Nicholson. A rebellious prisoner is sent to an asylum. HD (CC) Cuckoo's Nest ++++ HD Must Love Cats HD Cat/ Hell "Mad Max" HD Must Love Cats HD Tanked! HD Tanked: Unfiltered HD Tanked! HD ANPL 5:00 < The Longshots + < Pride + ('07) Terrence Howard. The first African American swim team deals with racism. Cele. Gospel Viewers are invited to 'Rise Up! Renew! Rejoice!' BET 5:00 The Celebrity Apprentice Celebrities compete in business- Housewives Atlanta "The < Pretty Woman +++ (1990, Romance) Julia Roberts, Jason Alexander, < Pretty BRAVO centred tasks. (CC) Social Edition" (N) Richard Gere. A wealthy man hires a call girl. (CC) Woman +++ 5:45 < Tombstone +++ Kurt Russell. Wyatt Earp comes out of retirement to fight outlaws. HD Texas Women HD Southern Nights SNights. "Jones Street" HD (N) CMT 4:30 < A < Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ++ ('06) John C. Reilly, < Semi-Pro ++ ('08) Woody Harrelson, Will Ferrell. A < The 40-Year-Old Virgin COM Night at the... Sacha Baron Cohen, Will Ferrell. A NASCAR driver's talent is put to the test. HD basketball coach tries to get his team into the NBA. HD ++ ('05) Steve Carell. HD SportsNite HD Pre-game HD MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies vs. Pittsburgh Pirates Site: PNC Park -- Pittsburgh, Pa. (L) HD SportsNite (L) HD (CC) Net Impact HD Orange HD CSN Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) DISC Shake "Shrink It Up" HD Chelsea Lately E! (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) NBA Basketball Orlando Magic vs. Philadelphia 76ers (L) HD NBA Basketball Denver vs Golden State (L) HD ESPN 5:00 30/30 "Pony Excess" HD NCAA Hockey Frozen Four Championship -- Tampa, Fla. (L) HD (CC) Baseball Tonight (L) HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN2 4:00 < Mary Poppins ++++ < A Bug's Life +++ ('98) Voices of Kevin Spacey, Dave Foley. < Cars +++ (2006, Animated) Voices of Paul Newman, Bonnie Hunt, Owen < Batman FAM ('64) Julie Andrews. HD An ant tries to save his colony from grasshoppers. HD Wilson. A race car learns to appreciate his friends and family. HD (CC) and Robin HD Chopped "All-Stars Chopped Food Network Chopped Chefs compete for a Chopped Chopped judges find Chopped The final four celebrity Iron Chef America HD (CC) FOOD Tournament: Part 1" HD (CC) personalities compete for charity. spot in the finale. HD themselves competing. HD chefs face off for charity. 3:30 NCAA Pirates PreMLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies vs. Pittsburgh Pirates Site: PNC Park -- Pittsburgh, Pa. (L) (CC) Pirates Post- Inside Pirates MLB Baseball Philadelphia FSN Baseball (L) game (L) (CC) game (L) (CC) Baseball Phillies vs. Pittsburgh Pirates 5:30 < The Bounty Hunter +++ ('10) Gerard Butler, Jennifer < Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ++ (2009, Action) Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Shia LaBeouf. The Archer "Skin FX Game" Aniston. A bounty hunter learns that his target is his ex-wife. HD Decepticons try to find an ancient weapon. HD (CC) Little House on the Prairie Little House "The Raccoon" Little House The residents are Little House "The Award" Frasier "Police Frasier Frasier Frasier "The HALL "School Mom" (CC) Laura wants to keep a raccoon. divided over a bell for the church. Mary sets the barn on fire. (CC) Story" (CC) Focus Group" 5:00 Time Machine Travel back in time with illuminating programs. (CC) Time Machine Travel back in time with illuminating programs. HIST (CC) Psych Psych "Ghosts" (CC) Psych Psych "Daredevils!" (CC) Psych Psych ION < Home Invasion (2011, Drama) Lisa Sheridan, Jason Brooks, < Adopting Terror ('11) Samaire Armstrong, Sean Astin. A < Obsessed ++ ('09) Idris Elba, Ali Larter, Beyoncé Knowles. A LIFE Haylie Duff. A burglar's girlfriend seeks revenge. HD biological father stalks his Childs adoptive parents. HD successful businessman is stalked by an employee. HD (CC) 5:30 < ATL ++ ('06, Comedy) Evan Ross, Lauren London, T.I.. < Barbershop ++ ('02) Cedric the Entertainer, Eve, Ice Cube. < How High ++ ('01) Redman, Dean Cain, Method Man. (CC) MTV Victorious Victorious Victorious Victorious HD Victorious How to Rock How to Rock Bucket & That '70s That '70s Friends (CC) Friends (CC) NICK Skinner Show (CC) Show (CC) 11:00 Barrett-Jackson "Palm Beach" (L) HD Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction "Palm Beach" From the South Florida Expo Center in Florida. HD SPEED < A Bronx Tale +++ (1993, Drama) Chazz Palminteri, Lillo Brancato, Robert De Niro. A boy is < Ocean's Twelve ++ (2004, Action) Catherine Zeta-Jones, Brad Pitt, George Clooney. Danny SPIKE torn between his father and a crime boss. HD (CC) Ocean and his crew pull off a heist in Europe. HD (CC) < The Matrix Reloaded ++ (2003, Sci-Fi) Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Keanu < The Matrix Revolutions ++ (2003, Sci-Fi) Laurence Fishburne, Jada Pinkett Smith, Keanu SYFY Reeves. An army of machines is sent to kill humankind. HD (CC) Reeves. Human colonies are invaded by machines. HD (CC) 5:30 < The Passion of the Christ (Recut) +++ In Touch Ministries (CC) The Hour of Power (CC) Billy Graham Crusade (CC) < The Passion of the Christ... TBN Friends Friends Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang < Shrek 2 +++ ('04) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. TBS Theory Theory Theory Theory Princess Fiona's parents have no idea Shrek is an ogre. < 4 for Texas + (1963, Western) Dean Martin, Ursula Andress, < Gilda +++ (1946, Suspense) Glenn Ford, George Macready, < Lady From Shanghai ++++ A drifter is :45 < Fire TCM Frank Sinatra. Double-crossing outlaws go straight. (CC) Rita Hayworth. A gambler finds his old flame in South America. caught between a tycoon and his wife. Down Below Undercover Boss "MGM Under Boss The CEO of Belfor Boss The CEO of Lucky Strike To Be Announced (CC) Boss The CEO of Lucky Strike TLC Grand" HD (CC) loses his cool at a work site. HD Lanes works at his company. Lanes works at his company. 5:30 < The Matrix ++ ('99) Keanu Reeves. A man learns his < Van Helsing ++ (2004, Action) Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, Hugh :45 Leverage Latimer hires :45 Leverage TNT Nate's father to pull off a heist. HD world is a computer-created illusion. HD Jackman. A famed monster hunter battles supernatural creatures. (CC) Adventure Adventure < To Be Announced God, the Devil King of the King of the Family Guy Aqua Teen / Metalocalypse TOON Time (CC) Time (CC) and Bob (CC) Hill (CC) Hill (CC) (CC) (CC) :15 AquaT. Most Shocking South Beach South Beach South Beach South Beach South Beach South Beach South Beach South Beach Forensic Files Forensic Files TRUTV M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Home Home Home The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of TVLAND (CC) (CC) Improve. (CC) Improve. (CC) Improve. (CC) Improve. (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims SVU Detectives deal with Asian SVU Detectives investigate the SVU A murderer and pedophile SVU A pediatrician, guilty of < The Break Up ++ ('06) USA Unit "Pique" HD (CC) gangs after a vicious rape. HD apparent suicide of a girl. HD kidnaps two children. HD molesting patients, is killed. HD Vince Vaughn. HD 5:30 40 Feuds Mob Wives HD Mob/Sit HD Therapy "Opening Up" Couples Therapy < National Lampoon's Vacation +++ ('83) Chevy Chase. VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS < Knight and Day ++ (2010, Action) Tom Cruise, Cameron < Fast Five ('11, Act) Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel. :15 Game of Thrones HD (CC) :15 < Fast Five ('11) Paul HBO Diaz, A secret agent discovers he is expected to die. HD (CC) The crew tries to leave Brazil without being arrested. HD (CC) Walker, Vin Diesel. HD 5:50 < The Town ++++ ('10, Act) Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm, < Arthur ++ ('11, Com) Helen Mirren, Jennifer Garner, Russell < Sanctum +++ ('11) Rhys Wakefield. A dive :50 Girl's MAX Ben Affleck. A career criminal plans his next big heist. HD (CC) Brand. A drunken playboy risks losing his inheritance. HD (CC) teams experiences a crisis while in a cave. HD Guide HD (CC) < How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days ++ ('03) Matthew < Beastly ('11) Alex Pettyfer. A teen is turned < I Am Number Four +++ ('11) Timothy Olyphant, Alex House of Lies SHOW McConaughey. Two New Yorkers try to further their careers. HD into a beast and must find love. HD Pettyfer. A teen with special abilities must elude an enemy. HD HD 5:00 < Fair Game ('10) Sean < The Tempest ('10) Helen Mirren, Tom Conti, Felicity Jones. A < Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld ++ Groups of :40 < Hellraiser V: Inferno ++ A reclusive TMC Penn, Naomi Watts. HD (CC) woman who practices alchemy is sent away. HD (CC) hackers tap into Hellworld.com. detective goes after a madman on the loose. HD DISN
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ABC27 News Sunday This Week With George Paid Paid Paid Countdown NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls vs. Oklahoma City Thunder Site: NBA Basketball Miami Heat vs. Boston Celtics Site: TD Garden -WHTM (27) Morning (CC) (L) HD (CC) Chesapeake Energy Arena -- Oklahoma City, Okla. (L) HD (CC) Boston, Mass. (L) HD (CC) Stephanopoulos HD (CC) Program Program Program Paid Paid Distant Distant The Rifleman Daniel Boone Robin Hood The Comedy Route 66 "The Peter Gunn Peter Gunn Daniel Boone "The Aaron The Bill The Bill RTN (27.2) Program "The Hawk" Opponent" Burr Story" (CC) Program Roads (CC) Roads (CC) Rifleman Shop (CC) Cosby Show Cosby Show P erform. "San Francisco Symphony at 100" Celebrate Great Performances A celebration of Yiddish theater. Healthy Communities Maya and Postcards The Why Quilts Tracks McLaughlin Adventures HD WITF (33) Miguel the San Francisco Symphony's centennial. HD HD From Buster Aviators HD Matter HD Ahead HD Group (CC) "Retrofitting Suburbia" Fox News Sunday HD Paid Paid Paid Paid Raceline NASCAR Auto Racing Goody's Fast Pain Relief 500 Sprint Cup Series Site: Martinsville Speedway -- Martinsville, Va. (L) HD Paid Ray "Meant WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) (CC) to Be" Program Program Program Program Program CABLE CHANNELS The Sopranos "Amour The Sopranos "Army of Sopranos "For All Debts The Sopranos "No Show" < Independence Day +++ (1996, Sci-Fi) Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Will Duck Duck Duck Duck A&E Fou" HD (CC) One" HD (CC) Public and Private" HD HD (CC) Dynasty HD Dynasty HD Dynasty HD Dynasty HD Smith. A group of people battle against alien invaders. HD (CC) < Speed ++ (1994, Action) Sandra Bullock, Dennis Hopper, Keanu < Flightplan ++ ('05) Jodie Foster. A mother Killing "I'll Let You Know The Killing "Missing" HD < The Beach ++ ('00) Daniel York, Virginie Ledoyen, Leonardo AMC When I Get There" HD DiCaprio. An island paradise is not what it appears to be. HD (CC) Reeves. A mad bomber rigs a bus with explosives. HD (CC) searches for her missing daughter on a plane. HD D ogs 101 HD W ild Kingdom HD W ild Kingdom HD R ivMon Unhooked HD R ivMon "Demon Fish" HD R ivMon Unhooked HD R ivMon Unhooked HD R ivMon Unhooked HD Dogs 101 HD ANPL < Preacher's Kid ++ (2010, Drama) Tammy Townsend, Carlos < What Goes Around Comes Around A woman < Why Did Bobby Jones Gospel HD Lift Every Everybody BET Honors Celebrating the achievements of BET (CC) Davis, Letoya Luckett. A small-town girl pursues a singing career. wants to teach her cheating man a lesson. Voice (N) Hates Chris extraordinary legends. HD (CC) I Get Marr... 8:00 < American Pie Beverly Hills "Reunion Beverly Hills "Reunion, The Real Housewives of The Real Housewives of The Real Housewives The Real Housewives The Real Housewives Shahs of Sunset "It's My BRAVO Part 2" "The Party's Over" (CC) "Under the Knife" (CC) Birthday B*tches" Presents Band Camp ++ Part 1" Atlanta "Reunion Part 1" Atlanta "Reunion Part 2" "He Said What?" (CC) S tacked B ayouBil HD B ayouBil HD B ayouBil HD B ayouBil HD B ayouBil HD R edneck Vacation HD Red/Vaca 6:00 CMT Music (CC) CMT Insider Top 20 Countdown (CC) CMT < Office Space ++ ('99) 8:00 < Balls of Fury ++ < Wayne's World +++ ('92) Mike Myers. Sleazy Jo Koy: Don't Make Him < Along Came Polly ++ ('04) Ben Stiller. A Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama COM ('07) Dan Fogler. HD executives pursue two kids with their own show. HD Angry HD (CC) repressed man romances a free-spirited woman. HD HD HD HD HD Ron Livingston. 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The 47th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards 8:00 PM Superstars Blake Shelton and Reba McEntire cohost this awards gala. In addition to hosting duties, Shelton will perform during the ceremony, along with such popular artists as Lady Antebellum, The Band Perry, Chris Young and Rascal Flatts. (WHP)
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Family Guy 9:00 PM Peter is heartbroken when his favorite television show gets canceled, so he decides to take matters into his own hands. While he’s busy creating and starring in his own show, Meg begins working at the hospital. Katharine McPhee guest stars. (WPMT)
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Freddie Highmore. HD Two men escape a hospital to take a road trip. HD into an accident. HD (N) his son on his 13th birthday. Jack Nicholson. HD The Challenge The Challenge R. Dyrdek R. Dyrdek punk'd (CC) Pauly D 16 and Pregnant (CC) 16 and Pregnant (CC) MTV Friends (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob That '70s That '70s My Wife and My Wife and George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) NICK (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Show (CC) Show (CC) Kids HD (CC) Kids HD (CC) (CC) (CC) Dumbest HD Dumbest HD Speed Center HD (CC) Dave Despain HD (CC) Victory Lane "Martinsville" HD Octane HD (N) Car Crazy HD Speed Center HD (CC) SPEED 5:00 < Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back < Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi ++++ (1983, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Carrie < Starship Troopers ++ ('97) SPIKE ++++ ('80) Mark Hamill. Luke seeks out a Jedi master. HD Fisher, Mark Hamill. Luke prepares for a final confrontation with Vader. HD (CC) Denise Richards. HD 5:00 < The Amityville Horror < Gothika ++ ('03) Robert Downey Jr., Penélope Cruz, Halle < White Noise +++ ('05) Chandra West, Michael Keaton. A < The Skeleton Key ++ ('05) SYFY +++ ('05) Ryan Reynolds. Berry. A psychiatrist awakens as a patient in an asylum. HD (CC) widower hears his late wife's voice in white noise. HD Kate Hudson. HD Potter's Touch Enjoying Life Lead the Way Benny Hinn Joel Osteen Best of Praise Voice Creflo Dollar Greatest Story Ever Told TBN 5:30 < The Longest Yard +++ ('05) Chris Rock, Adam < 2 Fast 2 Furious ++ ('03, Act) Tyrese Gibson, Eva Mendes, < The Fast and the Furious ++ ('01) Michelle Rodriguez, Vin TBS Sandler. A former football star puts a team of inmates together. Paul Walker. An officer infiltrates a street racing circuit. (CC) Diesel. An undercover officer infiltrates an L.A. street gang. < The Long, Long Trailer +++ ('54) Desi Arnaz, Lucille Ball. < Call Northside 777 +++ ('48) Richard Conte, Lee J. 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HD criminal fights for his life at a dinner party. HD Koji Yakusho. A businessman takes dance lessons. HD HD Jaguar Stacy Keach. HD Gadgetman :35 Late Night With
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Daughter/Tu Return to... / F Vincent and Theo Madhouse Better PA Th M a d e i n T h e K i n g o f Th at '70s Maury The Jeremy Kyle Show LifechanDivorce LifechanJ u d g e A l e x P .C o u rt/Th Th B aseb all J u d g e M a t h i s Maury WLYH (15) Hollywood Queens gers Court Show gers Crimestrike MLB The 700 Club Let's Make a Deal The Price Is Right Life Today The Young and the BoldThe Talk The Doctors The Ellen DeGeneres CBS21 CBS21 WHPD (21) J.Robison Restless Beautiful Show News at 5 News@5:30 Everybody House of America's Last Shot True Hollywood Story Extra Inside Jeopardy! 700 Club Perry Mason Law & Order: Criminal The People's Court The Wendy Williams MNT (21.2) Hates C h ris P a yn e Court Edition Interactive Intent Show Live! With Kelly Anderson The View ABC27 Judge Joe The Chew The Revolution General Hospital Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC27 News Live at 5 WHTM (27) News Brown Crosswords Crosswords Ozzie and The The The Robin Hood Peter Gunn Bill Cosby Zorro Movin' On Naked City Route 66 I Spy RTN (27.2) Harriet Campbells Rifleman Rifleman Show Sesame Street Sid the Cl ifford /F Caillou WordWorld Charlie Rose Various Various The Cat in Martha Cyberchase Arthur WordGirl / F The Electric Wild Kratts Fetch! WITF (33) Shalom Biz Kid$ Science Kid Company the Hat Speaks America's Funniest The Bill Cunningham The Steve Wilkos Show Paid Excused ..Be a ..Be a The Family Feud Family Feud Swift The Swift Loves Ray / Seinfeld WPMT (43) H o m e V i d e o s F Friends Show Program Millionaire? Millionaire? Simpsons Simpsons Justice Justice CABLE CHANNELS Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds The First 48 The First 48 CSI: Miami CSI: Miami The First 48 M Criminal Minds C ri m . M i n d s cont'd next Cr i m i n a l M i n d s Pt. 2 of 2 Th e F irs t 48 T The First 48 A&E W C ri m . M i n d s cont'd next Cr i m i n a l M i n d s Pt. 2 of 2 Criminal Minds Criminal Minds T Criminal Minds F Criminal Minds Stooges <++ Pitch Black (Thril, '00) Cole Hauser, Vin Diesel. <++ Flightplan ('05) Peter Sarsgaard, Jodie Foster. <++ Escape From L.A. (Act, '96) Stacy Keach, Kurt Russell. CSI: Miami M Stooges <+++ The Chronicles of Riddick ('04) Judi Dench, Vin Diesel. <++ Escape From L.A. (Act, '96) Stacy Keach, Kurt Russell. <++ Red Dawn (Act, '84) Charlie Sheen, Patrick Swayze. T : 4 5 <+++ Stargate (Sci-Fi, '94) James Spader, Kurt Russell. <+++ E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial ('82) Henry Thomas. AMC W T h e T h r e e S t o o g e s /:15 <++ Red Dawn ('84) Patrick Swayze. <++++ 25th Hour (Cri, '02) Philip Seymour Hoffman, Edward Norton. <++ Two for the Money ('05) Matthew McConaughey, Al Pacino. T h e K i l l i n g The Killing T Stooges The Killing <++ The Watcher ('00) Keanu Reeves. <++ Stigmata ('99) Patricia Arquette. The Killing F <+ Mimic 2 ('01) Bruno Campos, Alix Koromzay. Omaha's Wild Kingdom Dogs 101 Infested! Hillbilly Handfishin' Dogs 101 A.C o p s / A .C o p s / A .C o p s M Tu A .C o p s /W-F A .C o p s A .C o p s / A .C o p s / A . C o p s T o o C u t e ! ANPL Bernie Mac Bernie Mac Hates Chris Hates Chris Wife Kids M Th F Chris C hris Wife Kids Wife Kids The Parkers The Parkers Wife Kids The Parkers The Parkers Various Movies BET Salon Takeover Salon Takeover Salon Takeover Salon Takeover Salon Takeover Salon Takeover Salon Takeover Salon Takeover M Million Dollar List Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over T Tabatha Takes Over Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Interior Therapy BRAVO W Million Dollar List Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Atlanta T 8:30 Atlan ta H o u s e w i v e s A t l a n t a Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta Housewives Atlanta F Housewives Atlanta W High 5 W Music Tu H i g h 5 Tu M u s i c F Music W Bayou Bil Various W Bayou Bil High5 Various Music/ High 5 V a ri o u s Various Various Various CMT Entourage Daily Show Colbert M Who's Your Caddy? / W Superstar / F Kingpin Scrubs Scrubs Yankers :25 Futura Comedy :55 Futura Various Various Tosh.O Sunny Sunny COM SportsRise SportsRise Paid Paid Various Paid Paid Phillies Paid Various S p o r t s R i s e P ai d / P h i l l i e s P a i d Various Daily News Live CSN M To Be Announced Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch T Deadliest Catch DISC W To Be Announced (Almost) Got Away Unusual Suspects Unusual Suspects LA Ink LA Ink American Chopper American Chopper Man vs. Wild T How It's Made F Mickey M. Mickey M. McStuffins Einstein Various Various Various Various F e rb/ M o u s e V a r i o u s Various Various Various Various Various Various Various Various DISN 8:00 To Be Announced E! News To Be Announced E! SportsCenter M Tu Tonight M Tu NF L Live Horn/ Sports. MTu Interrupt SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter OLines ESPN Tu M i k e a n d M i k e ESPN First Take LeBatard F i r s t T a k e /Th B aseb all T. Th Baseball /F Tennis WTA V a rio u s Various FirstTk Various LeBatard SportsNation ESPN2 Full House 700 Club Movie Movie M Tu Th '70s M Tu Th '70s V a rio u s Movie W Step Up 2: The Streets The 700 Club Gilmore Girl s Still Stand. Still Stand. 8 Rules 8 Rules FAM 5:00 Paid Various Various Alex G.Eats Unwrapped Dishes Barefoot Meals 10$ Dinners Chef 30 Mins Giada Giada Barefoot Barefoot Paula Dishes FOOD The Dan Patrick Show M Motorspt Autogeek Garage Th M a g n i . Various Various V ario u s Various Various Premier Soccer UEFA M S l e d FSN <++ Tropic Thunder (Com, '08) Jack Black, Ben Stiller. <+ The Comebacks (Com, '07) Melora Hardin, Carl Weathers. <++ Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story ('07) M <++ Zoolander ('01) Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller. <+++ Leatherheads ('08) Renee Zellweger, George Clooney. <+++ Gridiron Gang (Spt, '06) Xzibit, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Met-Mother Met-Mother T <+ The Comebacks (Com, '07) Melora Hardin, Carl Weathers. <+++ Gridiron Gang (Spt, '06) Xzibit, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. <+++ The Departed (Thril, '06) Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio. <+++ Taken ('08) Famke Janssen, Liam Neeson. FX W Movie <++ We Own the Night (Act, '07) Eva Mendes, Joaquin Phoenix. <+ 12 Rounds (Act, '09) Aidan Gillen, John Cena. <++ You Don't Mess With the Zohan ('08) Adam Sandler. T 7:00 <+++ The Departed ('06) <+ 12 Rounds (Act, '09) Aidan Gillen, John Cena. <++ You Don't Mess With the Zohan ('08) Adam Sandler. Met-Mother Met-Mother Met-Mother Met-Mother Two 1/2... Two 1/2... F 7:30 <++ We Own t... Martha Emeril's Golden Martha Mad Petkeeping Martha Martha The Waltons The Waltons The Waltons M Golden Table Girls Hungry With Marc Mad T Girls With Morrone Hungry HALL W Lucinda T Scala Quinn Martha F 8:00 Time Machine Everyday History Everyday History Tech It to the Max Modern History Time Machine Everyday History Everyday History HIST T h r o u g h B . F e l l o w . / P ai d P a i d Movie Movie M Rebound/W Someon... F Analyze This Space Cowboys/ Mind/ Ghost C .M i n d / G h o s t/ C as e Paid WorldGrt Paid Paid Paid ION W&Grace W&Grace W&Grace W&Grace Christine Christine Christine Christine Grey's Anatomy Grey's Anatomy Grey's Anatomy Met-Mother Reba Reba Reba LIFE Various Th p u n k 'd V a rio u s Tu Awkward V a ri o u s Various Awkward Ridicu. V ario u s Ridicu. Various Ridicu. Various Various Various punk'd Various MTV M a x /F D ora Max /F Dora Dora /F M a x D o ra/F M a x G u p p i e s Guppies Dora Dora Umizoomi Umizoomi SpongeBob SpongeBob Winx Club SpongeBob Various Various Various Various NICK Various M Racing M-W Hot Rod M-W G earZ Superbike / Drives/ Warriors Tu Superbike /Th F Jackson M-W M o n s te r J a m Various Lucas O. Various Various Various Consumer Consumer Various SPEED Auction Th J a i l Th J a i l Various Various Auction CSI: Crime / F Gangland CSI: Crime / F Gangland CSI: Crime / F Gangland CSI: Crime / F Gangland Various Au c tio n / Ja il CSI: NY / F Gangland SPIKE <+++ 100 Feet ('08) Famke Janssen. < House of Bones ('09) Charisma Carpenter. <++ Skinwalkers ('06) Rhona Mitra, Jason Behr. <++ Dracula III: Legacy ('05) Jason Scott Lee. M 8:00 <++ Dark Water Destination Truth Destination Truth Destination Truth Destination Truth Destination Truth D e s ti n a ti on T ru th Destination Truth Destination T 8:30 Destintn D e s ti n a ti o n T ru th Ghost Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. G host Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. SYFY W Ghost Hunters Int'l. Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight T Twilight < Shark Swarm ('08) John Schneider. cont'd next < Shark Swarm ('08) Daryl Hannah, John Schneider. < Sea Beast (Hor, '09) Corin Nemec. < Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus ('10) Jaleel White. F 8: <+ Sharks In Venice Creflo W Res u rrec Tu E as ter John Hagee Rod Parsley Benny Hinn Voice BeScenes Various Life Today Marilyn&S. The 700 Club Various John Hagee Various TBN Payne Payne The Browns The Browns Payne Accord.Jim Yes, Dear Yes, De ar Amer. Dad Name Earl Loves Ray Loves Ray Loves Ray Loves Ray Friends Friends Friends Friends TBS <+++ Yellow Jack ('38) <+++ Four Girls in White ('39) <+ The Kid from Texas ('39) <+ They Met in Argentina ('41) <++ Sing Your Worrie... M 8:45 <++ The Girl of the Golden West ('38) <+++ Sayonara (Rom, '57) James Garner, Marlon Brando. <+++ Julius Caesar ('53) Marlon Brando. : 4 5 <+++ Mutiny on the Bounty T 8: < Starlift :45 <+++ The Fugitive Kind ('59) Marlon Brando. : 4 5 < Actress (Com, '07) <+++ Friendly Persuasion ('56) Anthony Perkins, Gary Cooper. <++ Green Mansions ('59) : 4 5 <++ Tall Story ('60) TCM W 8: <++ Billy Rose's J... :15 April : 4 5 <++++ The Yearling (Dra, '46) Jane Wyman, Gregory Peck. <+++ The Great Sinner ('49) Gregory Peck. <+++ Captain Horatio Hornblower ('51) : 1 5 <+++ Man With a Million ('54) Movie T Movie : 4 5 <+++ Jewel Robbery ('32) < I Loved a Woman ('33) : 4 5 <+++ The Man With Two Faces <+++ The Whole Town's Talking : 4 5 <++ The Last Gangster ('37) : 1 5 <+ The Amazing D... F Movie
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A Baby A Baby Make Room Baby's First Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life What Not to Wear Baby's First Real Life 1/2 cont'd next Real Life Pt. 2 of 2 M A Baby Story Story for Day Day Dateline: Real Myst. Dateline: Real Myst. What Not to Wear Couponing Couponing Couponing Couponing Couponing Couponing T Story Multiples What Not to Wear Real Life 1/2 cont'd next Real Life Pt. 2 of 2 Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras TLC W Dateline: Real Myst. Dateline: Real Myst. Dateline: Real Myst. Dateline: Real Myst. Dateline: Real Myst. T Say Yes to Say Yes to Say Yes to Say Yes to Say Yes to Say Yes to What Not to Wear Real Life 1/2 cont'd next Real Life Pt. 2 of 2 F Charmed Supernatural Supernatural Las Vegas Las Vegas Leverage The Closer Law & Order Law & Order TNT Movie Gumball Chowd. Camp Lazlo Flintstone Jetsons Looney Tunes Elements TomJerry Naked CodeN. CodeN. Ed Edd Ed Edd Johnny Test Johnny Regular TOON F Work Up Various F Work Up Various F Work Up In Session In Session In Session Various TRUTV Beaver Beaver Van Dyke Van Dyke A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith Murder, She Wrote Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza TVLAND Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. NCIS NCIS NCIS M House Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. T Law & Order: S.V.U. <+++ The Bone Collector ('99) Denzel Washington. House House House NCIS NCIS USA W 8:00 <++ The Interpreter ('05) Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice T 8:00 <+++ Angels and Demons ('09) Tom Hanks. Burn Notice House House House House House Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: S.V.U. F 8:00 <++ 16 Blocks Tu VH1 Top 20 Videos Big Morning Buzz Live Various W ByJune Various Tu ByJune Various W La La Various Various Various Various Various VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS <+++ Inception ('10) Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. <++ Head Above Water ('96) <+ Green Lantern ('11) Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. M 8:30 <++ Houseguest ('94) Sinbad. < Flipped ('10) Madeleine Carroll. <++ The Medallion ('03) Jackie Chan. <+++ Bend It Like Beckham ('02) Movie T 8:30 Case of Curt Flood <+++ Evening ('07) Toni Collette, Claire Danes. <++ Monte Carlo ('11) Selena Gomez. <++ The Man in the Moon ('91) :45 Making <+++ Recount (Dra, '08) John Hurt, Kevin Spacey. <++ Sucker Punch ('11) Emily Browning. Face Off/:15 < Charlie... HBO W 8:30 <++ Beavis & Bu... Real Sports < Flipped ('10) Madeleine Carroll. <++ The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the ... :15 1stLook <+++ Something the Lord Made ('04) T 8:30 <++ The Chronicles of Narnia: ... <+++ Grind ('03) Mike Vogel. :15 <++ Forces of Nature ('99) Ben Affleck. F :15 <+++ The Losers ('10) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. <++ The Medallion ('03) Jackie Chan. <+ Green Lantern ('11) Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. <++ Good Hair ('09) Eve. <++ Just Wright ('10) Queen Latifah. :15 <+++ The Blues Brothers ('80) Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi. <+++ Wall Street ('87) Michael Douglas. :35 <+++ 28 Days Later ('02) Cillian Murphy. Movie M Movie <++ Speed 2: Cruise Control ('97) Sandra Bullock. :40 Page 36 <+++ The Lost World: Jurassic Park ('97) :10 <++ Another 48 Hours ('90) :50 <+++ 50 First Dates ('04) T 8:50 <+ Lottery Ticket ('10) < Endure ('10) :45 <+++ Death Becomes Her ('92) Meryl Streep. <++++ 127 Hours ('10) :05 <+++ Body Heat ('81) Kathleen Turner. MAX W 8:30 <++ Vampires ... <++++ It's Kind of a Funny Story <++ Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit :45 <++ Sister Act ('92) Whoopi Goldberg. :15 <+++ The Eagle ('11) Channing Tatum. T :05 <++ Jonah Hex ('10) Josh Brolin. <++ Waterworld ('95) Kevin Costner. <++ Major League II ('94) :15 <+++ Field of Dreams ('89) Kevin Costner. :50 <+++ The Adjustment Bureau ('11) :35 <+++ Star Trek: First Contact ('96) Movie F 8:30 <++ Hall Pass <+ Murder in Mind ('96) < From the Sky Down ('11) Bono. < Janie Jones ('10) Abigail Breslin. :50 <+++ Steel City ('06) Jamie Anne Allman. Movie M :15 < The Last Christmas ('10) < Cafe ('11) Daniel Eric Gold. <++ The Lucky Ones ('08) Tim Robbins. <++ The Road ('09) :45 <++ Elvis Meets Nixon ('97) Rick Peters. :15 < When Time Expires ('97) Richard Grieco. T Movie < Barry Munday ('10) Patrick Wilson. :45 < Skateland ('10) :45 < Exit Through the Gift Shop ('10) :15 < Sympathy for Delicious ('10) Orlando Bloom. SHOW W 8:30 <++ Smoke Sig... < One Way to Valhalla ('09) <++++ Capote ('05) Philip Seymour Hoffman. <+ According To Spencer ('01) :50 < Crazy Jones ('11) Elizabeth Ince, Joe Aaron. :25 < Fallout ('98) Daniel Baldwin. Movie T :10 The Last Play at Shea <++ Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life <++++ Red ('10) Bruce Willis. < Double Identity ('09) Val Kilmer. :35 < Peep World ('10) Lewis Black. F <++ The Lucky Ones ('08) Tim Robbins. <++ The Inspectors ('98) :45 < Dispatch ('11) Michael Bershad. :10 < Noble Things ('08) Brett Moses. :50 <++ The Right to Remain Silent M 8:35 <+ Undiscovered :15 < An Invisible Sign ('10) Jessica Alba. <+ Father Hood ('93) Patrick Swayze. :35 < Daddy and Them ('99) :15 < Bare Knuckles ('10) Jeanette Roxborough. :20 Behind the Burly Q T :15 <+++ Shall We Dance? ('96) Koji Yakusho. <+++ Alchemy ('05) Tom Cavanagh. Scenarios <++ Memory ('06) Billy Zane. :50 < An Unreasonable Man ('06) Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader. :50 < Into Temptation ('09) TMC W :15 <++ Reckless Disregard ('85) :15 <++ Maximum Velocity ('04) :50 < Dispatch ('11) Michael Bershad. :15 < Evasive Action ('98) Dorian Harewood. T 8: <++ Mandela & de... :55 < Saving God ('08) Ving Rhames. :40 <+ Blind Terror ('01) Scenarios <++ Sex and a Girl ('01) Angela Gots. :15 < Leaves of Grass ('09) Edward Norton. F 8:45 <+++ The Barefoot Executive <+ Father Hood ('93) Patrick Swayze. :10 <+++ Tough Guys ('86) Burt Lancaster.
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SUNDAY 11:00 AM (THIS) “Gigot” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1962) Jackie Gleason, Katherine Kath. (2h) USA “Blood Diamond” +++ (Action,2006) Jennifer Connelly, Leonardo DiCaprio. (3h) 11:30 AM TCM “At The Circus” +++ (Musical,1939) Eve Arden, Margaret Dumont. (1h30) 11:45 AM TBS “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle” +++ (Comedy,2004) John Cho, Kal Penn. (1h45) 12:00 PM SPIKE “Crocodile Dundee” +++ (Adventure,1986) Linda Kozlowski, Paul Hogan. (2h30) 12:15 PM TMC “Alchemy” +++ (Comedy,2005) Sarah Chalke, Tom Cavanagh. (1h30) 12:30 PM FAM “Stepmom” +++ (Drama,1998) Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon. (2h30) LIFE “Selena” +++ (Biography,1997) Edward James Olmos, Jennifer Lopez. (2h30) 1:00 PM A&E “Independence Day” +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. (3h)
TCM “The Great Race” +++ (Com-
edy,1965) Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis. (2h45) TNT “Double Jeopardy” +++ (Suspense,1999) Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones. (2h15) SHOW “I Am Number Four” +++ (Action,2011) Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant. (2h) 1:15 PM HBO “Shrek Forever After” +++ (Animated,2010) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (1h45) 3:00 PM LIFE “My Sister’s Keeper” +++ (Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney. (2h) 3:15 PM TNT “Kiss the Girls” +++ (Suspense,1997) Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman. (2h30) 3:30 PM TMC “As Good as It Gets” +++ (Comedy,1997) Helen Hunt, Jack Nicholson. (2h20) 3:45 PM TCM “Some Like it Hot” +++ (Comedy,1959) Jack Lemmon, Marilyn Monroe. (2h15) 4:30 PM FX “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. (3h30)
VH1 “Donnie Brasco” +++ (Crime
Story,1997) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp. (2h30) 4:50 PM MAX “Spaceballs” +++ (Comedy,1987) Bill Pullman, Mel Brooks. (1h40) 5:00 PM (THIS) “The Angel Levine” +++ (Drama,1970) Harry Belafonte, Zero Mostel. (2h) SYFY “The Amityville Horror” +++ (Drama,2005) Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George. (2h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back” ++++ (SciFi,1980) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke seeks out a Jedi master while his friends are relentlessly pursued by Darth Vader. (3h) SHOW “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 5:30 PM TBS “The Longest Yard” +++ (Comedy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. (2h30) 6:00 PM FAM “Toy Story” +++ (Animated,1995) Voices of Tim Allen, Tom Hanks. (2h) TCM “The Long, Long Trailer” +++
(Comedy,1954) Desi Arnaz, Lucille Ball. (2h) 6:50 PM HBO “Bridesmaids” +++ (Comedy,2011) Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig. (2h10) 8:00 PM FAM “Toy Story 2” +++ (Animated,1999) Voices of Tim Allen, Tom Hanks. (2h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi” ++++ (Adventure,1983) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker battles the monstrous Jabba the Hutt and squares off against Darth Vader. (3h) TCM “Call Northside 777” +++ (Drama,1948) James Stewart, Richard Conte. (2h) TNT “Law Abiding Citizen” +++ (Crime Story,2009) Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx. (2h) MAX “Dinner for Schmucks” +++ (Comedy,2010) Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. (2h) 9:00 PM SYFY “White Noise” +++ (Mystery,2005) Chandra West, Michael Keaton. (2h) 10:00 PM TCM “Butterfield 8” +++ (Drama,1960) Elizabeth Taylor, Laurence Harvey. (2h) TNT “Law Abiding Citizen” +++
(Crime Story,2009) Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx. (2h)
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(THIS) “The Best Man” +++ (Politi-
cal,1964) Cliff Robertson, Henry Fonda. (2h) HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 12:30 PM TCM “Four Girls in White” +++ (Romance,1939) Florence Rice, Una Merkel. (1h30) 1:15 PM MAX “The Blues Brothers” +++ (Comedy,1980) Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi. (2h15) 3:30 PM MAX “Wall Street” +++ (Drama,1987) Charlie Sheen, Michael Douglas. (2h10) 4:00 PM ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) 5:00 PM SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi” ++++ (Adventure,1983) (3h) See Sunday at 8:00 PM
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edy,1981) Adam Arkin, Ed McMahon. (2h) 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Addams Family” +++ (Comedy,1991) Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia. (2h) FX “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009) Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. (3h) TCM “Lullaby of Broadway” +++ (Comedy,1951) Doris Day, Gene Nelson. (1h45) MAX “William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet” +++ (Drama,1996) Claire Danes, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h) 9:00 PM HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 9:45 PM TCM “By the Light of the Silvery Moon” +++ (Romance,1953) Doris Day, Gordon MacRae. (1h45) 10:00 PM MAX “Seven” +++ (Thriller,1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (2h10) 11:00 PM FX “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009) Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. (3h)
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Jessie "The Kid Austin and Good Luck Austin "Soups Austin and Whisperer" HD Ally HD Charlie HD & Stars" HD Ally HD To Be Announced (CC) The Soup (CC) Fashion Police Chelsea Lately E! News (CC) E! (CC) (CC) 3:00 Golf Masters Tournament (L) HD (CC) SportsC. HD Golf Masters Tournament Round 2 Site: Augusta National Golf Club -- Augusta, Ga. HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN Baseball Tonight (L) HD (CC) MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants vs. Arizona Diamondbacks Site: Chase Field (L) HD MLB Baseball Kansas City vs L.A. Angels (L) HD ESPN2 4:30 < Practical Magic +++ < Bewitched ++ ('05) Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine, Nicole < Nanny McPhee +++ ('05) Colin Firth, Emma Thompson. A The 700 Club (CC) FAM ('98) Nicole Kidman. Kidman. A pampered actor unknowing hires a witch co-star. HD mysterious nanny has supernatural powers. HD Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Best Thing I Best Thing I Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners "Made Diners "Fully Diners, Drive- Diners, DriveFOOD Ins HD Ins HD Ate Ate Ins HD Ins HD Ins HD Ins HD to Order" HD Loaded" HD Ins HD Ins HD SportsBeat Penguins "vs. The Dan Patrick Show (CC) Boxing Oscar De La Hoya's Fight Night Club Centeno vs. Lopez Best of Pride Fighting Action Sports World Tour FSN "Craig Patrick" Rangers" (CC) Championships Two and a Two and a < Live Free or Die Hard +++ (2007, Action) Justin Long, Timothy Olyphant, Bruce Willis. John The Ultimate Fighter Live HD UFCPrimetime < Death Proof FX Half Men Half Men McClane takes on terrorist hackers. (CC) (N) HD (N) ++ HD Little House on the Prairie Little House Charles and Mary L. House Laura is held captive Little House Caroline Ingalls Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier HALL "Castoffs" (CC) Ingalls travel to Chicago. by her drowned friend's mother. fights conflicting emotions. Tech It to the Max (CC) Modern History (CC) American Pickers (CC) Time Machine Travel back in time with illuminating programs. Hardcore History HIST (CC) Cold Case "Yo, Adrian" (CC) Cold Case "Time to Crime" Cold Case "Revolution" (CC) Cold Case "Wishing" (CC) Cold Case "Revenge" (CC) Flash "Business as Usual" ION I Survived... HD (CC) I Survived... HD (CC) I Survived... HD (CC) America's Most Wanted HD America's Most Wanted HD America's Most Wanted HD LIFE (CC) (CC) (CC) Jersey Shore (CC) Pauly D Pauly D R. Dyrdek R. Dyrdek punk'd (CC) punk'd (CC) < The Final Destination ++ ('09) Nick Zano, Bobby Campo. MTV Victorious Victorious SpongeBob SpongeBob Kung Fu SpongeBob That '70s That '70s George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) Friends (CC) NICK Panda Show (CC) Show (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) 2:00 Barrett-Jackson "Palm Beach" (L) HD Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction "Palm Beach" From the South Florida Expo Center in Florida. HD SPEED Gangland "To Torture or to Gangland "Death Before < Crank 2: High Voltage ++ ('09) Amy Smart, Jason Statham. The Ultimate Fighter The Ultimate Fighter SPIKE Kill?" HD Dishonor" HD (CC) A man searches for the men who harvested his heart. HD < Malibu Shark Attack (2009, Thriller) Heather Wilson. Sharks WWE Smackdown! WWE superstars do battle in long-running Monster Man "Between Being Human "Partial Eclipse SYFY attack Malibu when a Tsunami floods the city. HD (CC) rivalries. HD (CC) (N) Arachnid and a Hard Place" HD of the Heart" HD 4:30 The Robe Supernatural Potter's Touch BehindScenes Hal Lindsey Harvest (CC) Manna Fest Final Inquiry TBN King-Queens Queens "Cello, Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) House of House of House Payne Payne "Lady < Mean Girls ++++ ('04, Com/Dra) Rachel McAdams, Tina TBS Goodbye" Payne Payne "Lush Life" "Blackout X 3" Sings to Blue" Fey, Lindsay Lohan. A new student falls for the wrong guy. (CC) 5:15 < The :45 < The Big Leaguer +++ A baseball great < Love Me or Leave Me +++ ('55) James Cagney, Cameron :15 < Young Man With a Horn +++ ('50) Lauren Bacall, Kirk TCM Amazing D... fights his way back from an injury. Mitchell, Doris Day. Ruth Etting's struggle to escape a gangster. Douglas. A young trumpet player is torn between two women. Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Say Yes to the Say Yes to the TLC Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD Dress HD HD Dress HD Dress HD Law & Order "By Perjury" (CC) Law & Order "Return" A Law & Order A board member < Rush Hour 3 ++ ('07) Jackie Chan, Roman Polanski, Chris < Hornet's Nest ('12) Virginia TNT suspect flees to Israel. (CC) of an exclusive school is killed. Tucker. Detectives investigate a crime syndicate in Paris. (CC) Madsen, Sherry Stringfield. Level Up Amazing Adventure NinjaGo To Be Announced (CC) King of the King of the American Dad American Dad Family Guy Family Guy TOON Gumball (CC) Time (CC) Hill (CC) Hill (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Top 20 Most Shocking Top 20 Most Shocking Forensic Files Forensic Files TRUTV M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Home The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of TVLAND (CC) Improve. (CC) Improve. (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims SVU A 'self-help' website for SVU "Unstable" Kendall gets Fairly Legal "Shine a Light" In Plain Sight "The Merry Suits An old friend of Mike's USA Unit "Trade" HD (CC) pedophiles is investigated. HD involved in a rape case. HD HD (N) Wives of Witsec" HD (N) reappears and needs his help. Consign. HD La La's Full Basketball Wives HD Basketball Wives HD Basketball Wives HD < Jeepers Creepers ++ ('01) Justin Long, Gina Philips. VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS < The Losers +++ CIA members search for :45 HBO First < Green Lantern + ('11) Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. A man Real Time With Bill Maher HD Real Time With Bill Maher HD HBO people that left them for dead. HD with a magic ring brings peace to the universe. HD Look HD (CC) (CC) 5:30 < Dinner for Schmucks +++ The host of < Hard Rain ++ An armored truck guard tries :15 < Hall Pass ++ ('11) Jason Sudeikis, Owen Wilson. Two Girl's Guide Sex Games: MAX a party celebrates his guests' idiocy. HD to protect his cargo. HD friends are granted permission to have affairs. HD HD (CC) Cancun HD :55 < The Preacher's Wife ++ ('96) Whitney Houston, Denzel < Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life ++ ('03) < Red ++++ ('10) Mary-Louise Parker, Bruce Willis. A retired SHOW Washington. An angel falls in love with a preacher's wife. HD Angelina Jolie. An adventurer races to find Pandora's Box. HD black-ops agent hunts down his assailants. HD < Illuminata ++ ('98, Drama) Katherine Borowitz, Christopher < Fire of Conscience (2010, Drama) Richie Ren, Leon Nai. < Ong Bak 3 ('10) Tony Jaa. A man prepares :40 < Prey of TMC Walken, John Turturro. A playwright hijacks a theatre. HD (CC) Captain Manfred is caught in the line of fire. (CC) for the return of his rival. HD the Jaguar HD DISN
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Who Do You Think You Are? 8:00 PM Edie Falco invites viewers to share her journey to find out more about her ancestry. The actress rose to fame as Carmela in the HBO drama “The Sopranos,” and she is one of a few actresses to win an Emmy, SAG and Golden Globe in the same year. (WGAL)
Undercover Boss 8:00 PM TaylorMade Golf Company executive is in for an eyeopening experience when he goes undercover at the largest manufacturer of golf equipment and apparel in the world. Cameras follow high-ranking execs as they work entry-level positions in this hit series. (WHP)
The Finder 8:00 PM “Bones” star David Boreanaz steps behind the camera to direct this new episode. Curtis Jackson (aka 50 Cent) stars as a music rep who seeks justice for a newly deceased client, whose music has gone viral without his permission. (WPMT)
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The Big Bang Theory 8:00 PM Sheldon Cooper is in for the experience of a lifetime when he gets to meet his idol, Stephen Hawking (guest starring as himself). The British physicist has changed the way the world thinks about science but he may not be ready for what Sheldon has to say. (WHP)
Grey’s Anatomy 9:00 PM When a lion breaks loose in Seattle, a couple’s lives and relationship hang in the balance. As Teddy struggles to come to terms with Henry’s death, Callie asks Arizona about her past lovers. Meanwhile, Meredith tries to be supportive for Cristina. (WHTM)
Scandal 10:00 PM Kerry Washington stars as Olivia Pope, a former communications director to the President who specializes in protecting public figures from scandal. The drama follows Pope as she tries to get her own life together, while fixing other people’s problems. (WHTM)
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HD 5:30 Le Penguins NHL Hockey New York Rangers vs. Pittsburgh Penguins Site: Consol Energy Penguins MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies vs. Pittsburgh Pirates Site: FSN Magnifique Pregame (L) Center -- Pittsburgh, Pa. (L) (CC) Postgame (L) PNC Park -- Pittsburgh, Pa. (CC) Met-Mother Met Your M-Mother "No Mother "The Two and a Two and a Two and a Two and a < Role Models +++ ('08) Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott. FX "The Yips" HD Mother HD Tomorrow" HD Bracket" HD Half Men Half Men Half Men Half Men Two salesmen are sentenced to community service. HD Little House on the Prairie Little House Mary and Nellie L. House Charles & the family Little House Prairie The Ingalls Frasier Frasier Frasier "Give Frasier HALL "The Music Box" (CC) are rivals for class president. try their luck mining for gold. try their luck in gold camps. Him the Chair" Tech It to the Max (CC) Modern History (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Mudcats The teams are all Hardcore History HIST vying for the championship. HD Ghost "Stage Fright" Cold Case "Red Glare" (CC) Cold Case "Mindhunter" (CC) Cold Case "Discretion" (CC) Criminal "Supply & Demand" Crim. Minds "Mayhem" (CC) ION Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Dance Moms The team learns a Dance Moms "Abbygeddon" The dancers Dance Moms Miami HD Prank My LIFE scout will be at the competition. compete at Regional's. HD Mom HD (CC) '70s Show '70s Show Ridiculous Ridiculous The Challenge "Reunion" (CC) Pauly D punk'd (CC) punk'd (CC) Pauly D I Just Want My Pants Back (F) MTV iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob That '70s That '70s George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) Friends (CC) NICK (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Show (CC) Show (CC) (CC) (CC) 2:00 Barrett-Jackson "Palm Beach" (L) HD Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction "Palm Beach" From the South Florida Expo Center in Florida. HD SPEED Jail HD Jail HD Jail HD Jail HD Jail Jail HD Impact Wrestling High-risk athletic entertainment from the Jail HD Jail HD SPIKE ring. HD (N) The Twilight The Twilight < Gothika ++ ('03) Robert Downey Jr., Penélope Cruz, Halle < White Noise +++ ('05) Chandra West, Michael Keaton. A < The Skeleton Key ++ ('05) SYFY Zone Zone Berry. A psychiatrist awakens as a patient in an asylum. HD (CC) widower hears his late wife's voice in white noise. HD Kate Hudson. HD 4:30 King of Kings Potter's Touch BehindScenes Joel Osteen Joseph Prince Brian Houston < The Passion of the Christ (Recut) +++ James Caviezel. TBN The King of The King of Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan (N) TBS Queens Queens Theory Theory Theory Theory 5:45 < The Purple Plain +++ Gregory Peck. Now Playing: < Please Don't Eat the Daisies +++ ('60, Com) David Niven, < The Thrill of It All +++ ('63) James Garner, Arlene Francis, TCM A pilot becomes reckless after his bride is killed. "April" Janis Paige, Doris Day. A critic moves to the suburbs. (CC) Doris Day. A housewife starts working as a television model. Dateline: Real Myst. "The 20/20 A son learned that his 20/20 Etan Patz went missing 20/20 A deranged psychopath 20/20 on TLC HD 20/20 A deranged psychopath TLC Beauty and the Beast" HD (CC) father stole his identity. HD on his way to school in 1979. kidnapped his former teacher. kidnapped his former teacher. Bones "The Con Man in the NBA Basketball New York Knicks vs. Orlando Magic Site: Amway Center -NBA Basketball Boston Celtics vs. Chicago Bulls Site: United Center -- Chicago, TNT Meth Lab" (CC) Orlando, Fla. (L) (CC) Ill. (L) (CC) MAD (CC) Amazing Adventure Adventure MAD (CC) Regular Show King of the King of the American Dad American Dad Family Guy Family Guy TOON Gumball (CC) Time (CC) Time (CC) (CC) Hill (CC) Hill (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... (N) Impractical Impractical Shocking "Losers in Love" TRUTV M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Home The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of TVLAND (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Improve. (CC) Improve. (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) NCIS "Call of Silence" HD (CC) NCIS The team investigates the NCIS "Forced Entry" A woman NCIS Tony disappears after NCIS A body is found at the Sight A witness escapes the USA death of a naval commander. kills her attempted rapist. HD going undercover. HD bottom of a lake. HD WITSEC office to a reserve. HD Couples Therapy Basketball Wives HD La La's Full La La's Full Behind "Aaliyah" HD (N) Behind Music "Missy Elliot" Behind Music "Aaliyah" HD VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS < Unknown ++ ('11) Diane Kruger, January Jones, Liam God Elvis HD :45 HBO First True Blood Eric and Bill try to True Blood Sookie adjusts to Taxicab Confessions "A Fare HBO Neeson. A man discovers that his identity has been stolen. HD (CC) (N) Look HD win back the human public. HD Bon Temps' new realities. HD to Remember" (CC) :15 < Happy Gilmore ++ ('96) Adam Sandler. :45 < Midnight Run +++ (1988, Comedy) Charles Grodin, Yaphet Kotto, < A Nightmare on Elm Street ++ A serial :35 Sex Games MAX A hockey player plays golf on a pro tour. HD Robert De Niro. A bounty hunter searches for a bail jumper. HD (CC) killer hunts and kills people in their dreams. HD HD 5:45 < The Core ++ ('03) Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank. < Scream ++ ('96) Courteney Cox, Neve Campbell. A teenage Shameless "Fiona Interrupted" Gigolos HD Girls of Sunset SHOW Scientists head to the planet's core to save Earth. HD girl becomes the target of a serial killer. HD HD (CC) Place HD :55 < Bandits ++ ('01) Billy Bob Thornton, Cate Blanchett, < The Heart Specialist ('06) Zoe Saldana, Brian White, Wood < Phunny Business: A Black Comedy Salutes < Night TMC Bruce Willis. Two con men devise a clever ploy to rob banks. HD Harris. A womanizing grad student becomes a caring doctor. HD the legendary 'All Jokes Aside.' 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Conan: Conan O’Brien A new study found that government employees are the happiest workers. The study was conducted not at the DMV. A couple in England has paid thousands of dollars to get their dog a facelift. Apparently, the dog was so ugly, other dogs were sniffing his face. The U.S. beat Italy in soccer for the first time ever. America hasn’t embarrassed Italy this badly since the first Olive Garden opened.
The Tonight Show: Jay Leno It seems a cat named Hank is running for the Senate in Virginia. You know the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat doesn’t pretend to care about you! In a speech on Wall Street the other day, President Obama compared himself to Gandhi. Well, that makes sense -- he’s created a lot of jobs in India.
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Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Bounty Hunter Bounty "All Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty HD HD HD HD HD Grown Up" HD HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) CSI: Miami There's a shooting < Contact ++ (1997, Sci-Fi) Matthew McConaughey, Tom Skerritt, Jodie Foster. An astronomer receives a < Contact message from space. HD (CC) ++ HD during a rap concert. HD Hillbilly Handfishin' HD RivMon "Death Ray" HD RivMon "Demon Fish" HD River Monsters: Unhooked HD RivMon "Death Ray" HD (CC) < National Security ++ ('03) Martin Lawrence, Steve Zahn. Cele. Gospel Viewers are invited to 'Rise Up! Renew! Rejoice!' Take Over Diane only cares Housewives Vicki finally gets Interior Therapy Jeff rubs Ross Million Zach Vella brings in Watch What Happens Live (N) about her social calendar. answers about Briana’s health. Matthews the wrong way. (N) another agent to help out. (N) Bayou Bil HD Bayou Bil HD < Blue Collar Comedy Tour +++ ('03) Jeff Foxworthy. < Blue Collar Comedy Tour +++ ('03) Jeff Foxworthy. 30 Rock 30 Rock Chappelle's Chappelle's South Park HD South Park HD South Park HD Ugly "Mark The Daily The Colbert Show HD (CC) Show HD (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) Loves Dick" HD Show (CC) Report (CC) "Khonani" HD "Argus" HD NBA Basketball Toronto Raptors vs. Philadelphia 76ers (L) HD Post-game HD SportsNite (L) HD (CC) Walk Plank Union HD Guns The crew repairs an Auto Sons of Guns "Jesse James Guns Wil builds an internal To Be Announced (CC) Sons of Guns HD Cannon used by Kamikaze Pilots. Gun" HD silencer for an AK-47. HD A.N.T. Farm Jessie HD A.N.T. "ballet < Spy Kids ++ Antonio Banderas. Two kids :05 A.N.T. Austin and Jessie Wizards "Third dANTser" HD are called upon to save their missing parents. "FradulANT" Ally Wheel" (CC) E! News (CC) To Be Announced (CC) Chelsea Lately E! News (CC) (CC) Baseball Tonight (L) HD (CC) MLB Baseball St. Louis Cardinals vs. Miami Marlins Site: Marlins Park -- Miami, Fla. (L) (CC) Baseball T. HD NBA Basketball L.A. L./L.A. C. (L) HD SportsCenter HD (CC) NBA Count HD NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Miami Heat (L) HD SportsCenter HD (CC) 5:00 < Step Up 2: The Streets < Bring It On ++ ('00) Jesse Bradford, Eliza Dushku, Kirsten < Cyberbully (2011, Drama) A young girl is victimized by a The 700 Club (CC) ++ ('08) Briana Evigan. HD Dunst. Two rival cheerleading squads battle for top prize. HD cyber bully. HD Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- W.Cooks Remaining contestants Rest. The problems of this Rest. Anna Maria's in Scranton Stakeout A restaurant's Restaurant Robert visits a runIns HD Ins HD must execute their own menu. restaurant go beyond the food. makes chef Irvine ill. HD biggest problem are & owners. down Florida eatery. Sports "Mario Penguins "at The Dan Patrick Show (CC) UEFA Soccer Champions League Quarter-final (CC) UEFA Soccer Champions League Quarter-final Lemieux" Boston" (CC) Two and a Two and a Two and a Two and a < The Bounty Hunter +++ (2010, Action) Gerard Butler, Joel Garland, < The Bounty Hunter +++ A bounty hunter Jennifer Aniston. A bounty hunter learns that his target is his ex-wife. (CC) learns that his target is his ex-wife. HD Half Men Half Men Half Men Half Men Little House on the Prairie Little House Mary suffers from L. House Charles endangers his Little House on the Prairie A Frasier Frasier "Can't Frasier Frasier "Injun Kid" (CC) a potentially fatal illness. life to pay for Mary's surgery. boy offers to sell himself. Buy Me Love" Tech It to the Max (CC) Modern History (CC) Restoration Restoration Only in America With Larry Restoration Restoration Hardcore History (CC) (CC) the Cable Guy (CC) (CC) Ghost Whisperer Case "Who's Your Daddy?" Cold Case "The Sleepover" Cold Case "It's Raining Men" Criminal Mind "The Stranger" Criminal "Out of the Light" Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC)
'70s Show '70s Show Ridiculous Ridiculous Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) NASCAR Race Hub HD Pass HD (N) Pass Time HD SPEED Auction "Disco Auction Auction Auction SPIKE and Dice" HD Hunters HD Hunters HD Hunters HD Ghost Hunters "Frankenstain's Ghost A mother's suicide SYFY Castle: Bulgium & Italy" HD torments visitors to a homestead. 4:30 < The Passion of the ... Billy Graham Crusade (CC) TBN Queens "Hero King-Queens Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) TBS "Fat City" Worship" 4:45 < Tall < Pretty Poison +++ ('68) Anthony Perkins. TCM Story ++ A young man gets in over his head. Toddlers/Tiara "Lollipops and Toddlers/Tiara With $10,000 TLC Gumdrops Pageant" HD (CC) at stake, tempers run high. HD Law & Order "Formerly LawOrder A young girl is found TNT Famous" (CC) dead in an ER waiting room. MAD (CC) Amazing Adventure Johnny Test TOON Gumball (CC) Time (CC) (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) World's Dumbest... TRUTV M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H TVLAND (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) NCIS "Terminal Leave" HD NCIS: LA The team searches for USA (CC) a former marine. HD Mob Wives "Torn Apart" HD Mob Wives VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS 5:15 < Charlie St. Cloud ('10) Real Sports With Bryant HBO Charlie Tahan, Zac Efron. HD Gumbel HD (CC) 5:00 < Endure :35 < 48 Hours ++++ ('82) Nick Nolte. A MAX HD cop enlists the aid of a convicted robber. HD 4:45 < < Scary Movie 2 ++ Marlon Wayans. Teens SHOW Skateland HD visit a haunted house for their class project. HD 4:50 < Into Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work Follows the life TMC Temptation and career of Joan Rivers. HD (CC) MTV
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The Challenge "Reunion" (CC) The Challenge "Reunion" (CC) George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (CC) (CC) Stunt. HD Stunt. HD NASCAR Race Hub HD American American Repo Games Repo Games Digger HD (N) Digger HD HD HD (N) Monster "Between Arachnid Ghost Hunters International and a Hard Place" HD (N) "Hell's Gate: Canada" HD The Robe The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan (N) Theory Theory < Storm Warning Ginger Rogers. A woman :45 < The discovers her sister’s husband is a murderer. Winning Team Tiaras The girls compete for Tots/Tiara The toddlers strive the big title in the Big Apple. to get the judges' attention. HD Law & Order "Bad Girl" CSI: NY A student is found Briscoe's daughter is arrested. dead on the subway tracks. American Dad American Dad Family Guy Family Guy (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) BeachTow (N) South Beach Bait Car Bait Car The King of Happily The King of The King of Queens (CC) Divorced (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Psych "True Grits" HD (CC) (N) FLegal Judge Nicastro encourages Lauren to start dating again. Consign. HD Couples Therapy Consign. HD
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Real Time With Bill Maher HD (CC) < Jaws ++++ ('75, Hor) Richard Dreyfuss, Robert Shaw, Roy Scheider. A great white shark terrorizes a beachtown. HD (CC) House of Lies CalifornicaInside Comedy < Jackass: tion HD HD HD The Movie < In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale + Jason Statham. A man must stop a plot to overthrow the king. HD
Jessica St. Clair stars in “Best Friends Forever”
One Tree Hill 8:00 PM Tric’s 10th anniversary brings new possibilities for the Tree Hill family in this special two-hour series finale of the teen drama. Over the course of eight seasons, a group of friends have struggled to overcome challenges and define their futures. (WLYH)
Best Friends Forever 8:30 PM When Jessica is served divorce papers, her friend Lennon invites her to move back in with her in this new comedy. While Jessica tries to sort out her new life, Lennon’s live-in boyfriend Joe begins to feel like an outsider in his own home. (WGAL)
Criminal Minds 9:00 PM Robert Englund guest stars as an Oregon police detective who helps Rossi and Hotch on a case involving a series of gothic, ritualistic murders. An equation could hold the key to solving the murders, which they believe may be the work of a Satanist. (WHP)
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The Big Bang Theory 8:00 PM Sheldon Cooper is in for the experience of a lifetime when he gets to meet his idol, Stephen Hawking (guest starring as himself). The British physicist has changed the way the world thinks about science but he may not be ready for what Sheldon has to say. (WHP)
Grey’s Anatomy 9:00 PM When a lion breaks loose in Seattle, a couple’s lives and relationship hang in the balance. As Teddy struggles to come to terms with Henry’s death, Callie asks Arizona about her past lovers. Meanwhile, Meredith tries to be supportive for Cristina. (WHTM)
Scandal 10:00 PM Kerry Washington stars as Olivia Pope, a former communications director to the President who specializes in protecting public figures from scandal. The drama follows Pope as she tries to get her own life together, while fixing other people’s problems. (WHTM)
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HD 5:30 Le Penguins NHL Hockey New York Rangers vs. Pittsburgh Penguins Site: Consol Energy Penguins MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies vs. Pittsburgh Pirates Site: FSN Magnifique Pregame (L) Center -- Pittsburgh, Pa. (L) (CC) Postgame (L) PNC Park -- Pittsburgh, Pa. (CC) Met-Mother Met Your M-Mother "No Mother "The Two and a Two and a Two and a Two and a < Role Models +++ ('08) Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott. FX "The Yips" HD Mother HD Tomorrow" HD Bracket" HD Half Men Half Men Half Men Half Men Two salesmen are sentenced to community service. HD Little House on the Prairie Little House Mary and Nellie L. House Charles & the family Little House Prairie The Ingalls Frasier Frasier Frasier "Give Frasier HALL "The Music Box" (CC) are rivals for class president. try their luck mining for gold. try their luck in gold camps. Him the Chair" Tech It to the Max (CC) Modern History (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Mudcats The teams are all Hardcore History HIST vying for the championship. HD Ghost "Stage Fright" Cold Case "Red Glare" (CC) Cold Case "Mindhunter" (CC) Cold Case "Discretion" (CC) Criminal "Supply & Demand" Crim. Minds "Mayhem" (CC) ION Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC) Dance Moms The team learns a Dance Moms "Abbygeddon" The dancers Dance Moms Miami HD Prank My LIFE scout will be at the competition. compete at Regional's. HD Mom HD (CC) '70s Show '70s Show Ridiculous Ridiculous The Challenge "Reunion" (CC) Pauly D punk'd (CC) punk'd (CC) Pauly D I Just Want My Pants Back (F) MTV iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob That '70s That '70s George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) Friends (CC) NICK (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Show (CC) Show (CC) (CC) (CC) 2:00 Barrett-Jackson "Palm Beach" (L) HD Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction "Palm Beach" From the South Florida Expo Center in Florida. HD SPEED Jail HD Jail HD Jail HD Jail HD Jail Jail HD Impact Wrestling High-risk athletic entertainment from the Jail HD Jail HD SPIKE ring. HD (N) The Twilight The Twilight < Gothika ++ ('03) Robert Downey Jr., Penélope Cruz, Halle < White Noise +++ ('05) Chandra West, Michael Keaton. A < The Skeleton Key ++ ('05) SYFY Zone Zone Berry. A psychiatrist awakens as a patient in an asylum. HD (CC) widower hears his late wife's voice in white noise. HD Kate Hudson. HD 4:30 King of Kings Potter's Touch BehindScenes Joel Osteen Joseph Prince Brian Houston < The Passion of the Christ (Recut) +++ James Caviezel. TBN The King of The King of Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan (N) TBS Queens Queens Theory Theory Theory Theory 5:45 < The Purple Plain +++ Gregory Peck. Now Playing: < Please Don't Eat the Daisies +++ ('60, Com) David Niven, < The Thrill of It All +++ ('63) James Garner, Arlene Francis, TCM A pilot becomes reckless after his bride is killed. "April" Janis Paige, Doris Day. A critic moves to the suburbs. (CC) Doris Day. A housewife starts working as a television model. Dateline: Real Myst. "The 20/20 A son learned that his 20/20 Etan Patz went missing 20/20 A deranged psychopath 20/20 on TLC HD 20/20 A deranged psychopath TLC Beauty and the Beast" HD (CC) father stole his identity. HD on his way to school in 1979. kidnapped his former teacher. kidnapped his former teacher. Bones "The Con Man in the NBA Basketball New York Knicks vs. Orlando Magic Site: Amway Center -NBA Basketball Boston Celtics vs. Chicago Bulls Site: United Center -- Chicago, TNT Meth Lab" (CC) Orlando, Fla. (L) (CC) Ill. (L) (CC) MAD (CC) Amazing Adventure Adventure MAD (CC) Regular Show King of the King of the American Dad American Dad Family Guy Family Guy TOON Gumball (CC) Time (CC) Time (CC) (CC) Hill (CC) Hill (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... (N) Impractical Impractical Shocking "Losers in Love" TRUTV M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Home The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of TVLAND (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Improve. (CC) Improve. (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) NCIS "Call of Silence" HD (CC) NCIS The team investigates the NCIS "Forced Entry" A woman NCIS Tony disappears after NCIS A body is found at the Sight A witness escapes the USA death of a naval commander. kills her attempted rapist. HD going undercover. HD bottom of a lake. HD WITSEC office to a reserve. HD Couples Therapy Basketball Wives HD La La's Full La La's Full Behind "Aaliyah" HD (N) Behind Music "Missy Elliot" Behind Music "Aaliyah" HD VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS < Unknown ++ ('11) Diane Kruger, January Jones, Liam God Elvis HD :45 HBO First True Blood Eric and Bill try to True Blood Sookie adjusts to Taxicab Confessions "A Fare HBO Neeson. A man discovers that his identity has been stolen. HD (CC) (N) Look HD win back the human public. HD Bon Temps' new realities. HD to Remember" (CC) :15 < Happy Gilmore ++ ('96) Adam Sandler. :45 < Midnight Run +++ (1988, Comedy) Charles Grodin, Yaphet Kotto, < A Nightmare on Elm Street ++ A serial :35 Sex Games MAX A hockey player plays golf on a pro tour. HD Robert De Niro. A bounty hunter searches for a bail jumper. HD (CC) killer hunts and kills people in their dreams. HD HD 5:45 < The Core ++ ('03) Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank. < Scream ++ ('96) Courteney Cox, Neve Campbell. A teenage Shameless "Fiona Interrupted" Gigolos HD Girls of Sunset SHOW Scientists head to the planet's core to save Earth. HD girl becomes the target of a serial killer. HD HD (CC) Place HD :55 < Bandits ++ ('01) Billy Bob Thornton, Cate Blanchett, < The Heart Specialist ('06) Zoe Saldana, Brian White, Wood < Phunny Business: A Black Comedy Salutes < Night TMC Bruce Willis. Two con men devise a clever ploy to rob banks. HD Harris. A womanizing grad student becomes a caring doctor. HD the legendary 'All Jokes Aside.' 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News 8 at 6 NBC Nightly Entertainment Access Community 30 Rock HD The Office HD Up All Night Awake Detective Britten News 8 at :35 Tonight WGAL (8) (CC) News HD (CC) Tonight (CC) Hollywood HD (N) (CC) (CC) HD (N) collaborates with Dr. Lee. HD 11:00 p.m. Show HD (CC) < The Golden Child ++ ('86) Charles Dance, Eddie Murphy. < Summer School +++ ('87) Kirstie Alley, Mark Harmon. THIS (8.2) < Addams Family Values ++ ('93) Anjelica Huston. My Name Is The Office The Big Bang Met Your Vampire D. Elena receives an Secret Circle Cassie is haunted CBS 21 News The Big Bang Met Your The Office WLYH (15) Earl (CC) (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) invitation to a formal ball. HD by some vengeful witches. HD on CW15 (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) (CC) WHP CBS 21 CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! (CC) BigBang "TBD Rules "A Big Interest The numbers are up for Mentalist Jane investigates the WHP CBS 21 Masters WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) 521" HD (N) Bust" HD (N) the Don's of NY crime families. murder of a popular teacher. News High./LateS The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad Trace A doctor disappears after Trace A missing woman's profile Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) running with her ex-husband. matches five murdered women. (CC) (CC) (CC) ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News The Insider Missing Becca and her mentor Grey's Anatomy A lion breaks Scandal A young lawyer takes ABC27 News :35 ABC News WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) at 7 (CC) (CC) try to find Paul's killer. HD (N) loose in Seattle. HD (N) a job in problem management. (CC) Nightline (CC) Starsky and Hutch "Gillian" Police Story The Saint Da Vinci's Inquest RTN (27.2) Daniel Boone "Beaumarchais" Highway to Heaven PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame Curly Bear is unsure Smart Talk (CC) Globe Trekker "Mid-Atlantic Independent Lens The story of the puppeteer Tavis Smiley WITF (33) about giving up her binky. HD States" (CC) behind Sesame Street's Elmo. HD (N) HD (CC) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a Amer. Idol Another finalist gets Touch Martin crosses paths with Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men Half Men eliminated from the competition. a young man who knew Sarah. (CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "Brother's Blood/ First 48 Louisville detectives find First 48 A man is gunned down First 48 A grandfather is robbed The First 48 "Missing Persons" The First 48 "Missing Persons" A&E Trapped" HD (CC) links between murder cases. in an apartment complex. HD & murdered for a 26-inch TV. HD (CC) HD (CC) CSI: Miami "Innocent" HD CSI: Miami One of the team is < Coach Carter ++ (2005, Drama) Robert Ri'chard, Rob Brown, Samuel L. Jackson. A coach < Coach Carter ++ ('05) AMC (CC) killed in the line of duty. HD wants his players to improve their grades. HD (CC) Samuel L. Jackson. HD RivMon "The Mutilator" HD Infested! HD Infested! HD Monsters Inside Me HD Inside Me "Shape Shifters" HD Infested! HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live (CC) < Motives + ('04) Shemar Moore, Vivica A Fox. HD < Motives 2: Retribution + ('07) Vivica A Fox, Brian J. White. BET 5:30 Atlanta The Real Housewives of The Real Housewives of Real Housewives A nervous Housewives Vicki finally gets H.Wives/:45 Watch What Housewives BRAVO Atlanta "Fresh Princes" Atlanta Alexis undergoes sinus surgery. answers about Briana’s health. Atlanta Happens (N) Atlanta The Singing Bee HD The Singing Bee HD < Young Guns +++ ('88) Kiefer Sutherland, Emilio Estevez. < Young Guns II ++ ('90) Kiefer Sutherland, Emilio Estevez. CMT The Daily Colbert Report 30 Rock "The 30 Rock HD Futurama HD Futurama HD Futurama HD Futurama HD South Park HD Tosh.O HD The Daily The Colbert COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) Moms" HD (CC) Show (CC) Report (CC) SportsNite HD Pre-game HD NHL Hockey Buffalo Sabres vs. Philadelphia Flyers (L) HD Flyers Post HD SportsNite (L) HD (CC) NBA B. Classics '82 Playoffs CSN American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) DISC DISN
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Masters "Harper Lee: Hey, Boo" Exploring Tavis Smiley WITF (33) cow is missing. HD first editions are appraised. American Rebel" the life and times of author, Harper Lee. HD (N) HD (CC) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a Bones The remains of an escaped House The team treats an Army Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock WPMT (43) (CC) Half Men Half Men convict are found in a sewer. veteran charged with treason. (CC) (CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "Without a Trace/ First 48 Detectives work the Hoarders Joanne's home has gone Hoarders Hanna & 200 chickens Inter. Terry drinks vodka every Intervention Sean is spiralling A&E Street Justice" HD (CC) brutal stabbing of a mother. HD from immaculate to garbage pit. now live in a cold trailer. day to escape taunts. HD downward due to his alcoholism. CSI: Miami "Slow Burn" HD CSI: Miami The team delves CSI: Miami A former surfing The Killing "Reflection" HD The Killing "My Lucky Day" Mad Men "Tea Leaves" Don AMC (CC) into the world of celebrities. HD champion is murdered. HD HD and Harry indulge a client. HD RivMon "Congo Killer" HD RivMon "Alligator Gar" HD River Monsters: Lost HD RiverMon Follow Wade's investigation of America's killers. HD River Monsters: Lost HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live (CC) < All About the Benjamins + ('01) Mike Epps, Ice Cube. The Game HD The Game HD The Game HD BET Shahs of Sunset "Champagne Shahs of Sunset Atlanta NeNe attempts a heart- The Real Housewives of Bethenny Full steam ahead on Watch What Housewives BRAVO Wars" to-heart with her youngest son. Atlanta the apartment remodel. Happens (N) Atlanta My Big Redneck Vacation HD My Big Redneck Vacation HD < Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ++ ('94) Jim Carrey. HD < Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ++ ('94) Jim Carrey. HD CMT The Daily Colbert Report 30 Rock HD 30 Rock HD SouthPk "Red South Park Always Sunny Always Sunny Always Sunny Always Sunny The Daily The Colbert COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) Man's Greed" "AWESOM-O" HD HD HD HD Show (CC) Report (CC) SportsNite HD Orange HD (N) MLB Baseball Spring Training Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Philadelphia Phillies (L) HD SportsNite (L) HD (CC) Phillies HD Orange HD CSN 9:00 To Be Announced (CC) Chopper "Rick's News" Rick Am. Chopper Jr. finally calls Sr. Am. Chopper Mickey launches Chopper Jr. plans to unveil a Am. Chopper Mickey launches DISC announces his engagement. HD to give his condolences. HD a fundraising campaign. HD custom kit at Daytona Bike Week. a fundraising campaign. HD Shake It Up Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Jessie HD Shake "Weird < Geek Charming Sarah Hyland. A snobby girl :20 Tangled Austin and Jessie HD Wizards HD DISN Charlie HD It Up" HD Ever After (CC) Ally HD HD HD becomes the subject of a documentary. HD 1:00 To Be Announced (CC) E! 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Medium Joe's colleague suffers LIFE a heart attack. HD Ridiculous Ridiculous MTV SpongeBob SpongeBob NICK (CC) (CC) NASCAR Race Hub HD (N) Pass Time HD Pass Time HD SPEED 5:00 < Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi ++++ SPIKE Luke prepares for a final confrontation with Vader. HD < 30 Days of Night: Dark Days ('10) Rhys Coiro, Kiele SYFY Sanchez. The sole survivor of the massacre moves to L.A. HD 4:30 Inquiry Fabric of Time Potter's Touch TBN King-Queens King-Queens Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) TBS "No Orleans" "Pilot" :15 < Frontier Rangers + ('59) Buddy Ebsen, Keith Larsen. The TCM major leads his team in search of a water route. Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Cynthia is planning the TLC "Race Car Millionaire" HD (CC) wedding of a lifetime. HD Law & Order "Paradigm" (CC) LawOrder "Endurance" A boy Mental. Lisbon & Bosco's teams Mental. Rigsby goes undercover The Closer "Necessary Evil" A Rizzoli & Isles A community TNT dies from smoke inhalation. are ordered to work together. at a high school reunion. high school principal is shot. activist is gunned down. MAD (CC) Amazing Adventure Adventure Regular Show MAD (CC) King of the King of the American Dad American Dad Family Guy Family Guy TOON Gumball (CC) Time (CC) Time (CC) Hill (CC) Hill (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Cops (CC) Cops (CC) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Op Repo Op Repo Op Repo (N) Op Repo South Beach South Beach TRUTV M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Home The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of TVLAND Improve. (CC) Improve. (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) (CC) (CC) NCIS "See No Evil" HD (CC) NCIS The body of a 'bride' is WWEFame "WWE 2012 Hall of WWE Monday Night Raw HD WWE Monday Night Raw HD Psych Shawn and Gus try to a USA found under a building. HD Fame Induction Cermony" HD (CC) (CC) body's real cause of death. HD Basketball Wives HD Basketball Wives HD Basketball Wives HD (N) La La (N) ByJune HD (N) Basketball Wives HD La La's Full StyledJune HD VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS < The Dilemma ++ ('10) Kevin James, Vince Vaugn. A man Real Time With Bill Maher HD < Inception +++ (2010, Action) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page, Joseph < Green HBO catches his best friend's wife with another man. HD Gordon-Levitt. A thief must execute his toughest job to date. HD (CC) Lantern + HD (CC) 5:40 < Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps ('10) Michael < William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet +++ ('96) Claire < Seven +++ (1995, Thriller) Brad Pitt, Gwyneth Paltrow, MAX Douglas. Traders try to warn others of financial doom. HD Danes, Leonardo DiCaprio. Lovers fight to be together. HD Morgan Freeman. Murders re-enact the seven sins. HD (CC) 5:30 < The Back-Up Plan ++ A pregnant :25 < The Entitled ('11) Ray Liotta. A man CalifornicaHouse of Lies Shameless "Fiona Interrupted" House of Lies CalifornicaSHOW woman meets the man of her dreams. HD kidnaps three wealthy women for ransom. tion HD HD HD HD tion HD 4:50 < The < Phunny Business: A Black Comedy Salutes < Spooner ('09) Matthew Lillard. A socially < Group Sex ('10) Greg Grunberg, Josh Cooke. :05 < Leaves of Grass ('09) TMC Right to R... the legendary 'All Jokes Aside.' HD awkward man meets his dream girl. HD A single guy follows a singer to sex therapy. HD Edward Norton. HD
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Gossip Girl 8:00 PM Chuck reaches out to Jack and invites him to come visit, but the reunion between uncle and nephew does not go as Chuck planned. Blair and Dan want to take their relationship to the next level, but things keep coming up. Billy Baldwin guest stars. (WLYH)
Bones 8:00 PM Dr. Temperance Brennan and agent Seeley Booth return after a brief winter hiatus with this new episode. As the two investigators anxiously await the birth of their new baby, they tackle a baffling case involving remains found in a sewer. (WPMT)
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Ed Edd Ed Edd Johnny Test Johnny Regular TOON F Work Up Various F Work Up Various F Work Up In Session In Session In Session Various TRUTV Beaver Beaver Van Dyke Van Dyke A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith A. Griffith Murder, She Wrote Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza TVLAND Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. NCIS NCIS NCIS M House Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. T Law & Order: S.V.U. <+++ The Bone Collector ('99) Denzel Washington. House House House NCIS NCIS USA W 8:00 <++ The Interpreter ('05) Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice T 8:00 <+++ Angels and Demons ('09) Tom Hanks. Burn Notice House House House House House Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: S.V.U. F 8:00 <++ 16 Blocks Tu VH1 Top 20 Videos Big Morning Buzz Live Various W ByJune Various Tu ByJune Various W La La Various Various Various Various Various VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS <+++ Inception ('10) Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. <++ Head Above Water ('96) <+ Green Lantern ('11) Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. M 8:30 <++ Houseguest ('94) Sinbad. < Flipped ('10) Madeleine Carroll. <++ The Medallion ('03) Jackie Chan. <+++ Bend It Like Beckham ('02) Movie T 8:30 Case of Curt Flood <+++ Evening ('07) Toni Collette, Claire Danes. <++ Monte Carlo ('11) Selena Gomez. <++ The Man in the Moon ('91) :45 Making <+++ Recount (Dra, '08) John Hurt, Kevin Spacey. <++ Sucker Punch ('11) Emily Browning. Face Off/:15 < Charlie... HBO W 8:30 <++ Beavis & Bu... Real Sports < Flipped ('10) Madeleine Carroll. <++ The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the ... :15 1stLook <+++ Something the Lord Made ('04) T 8:30 <++ The Chronicles of Narnia: ... <+++ Grind ('03) Mike Vogel. :15 <++ Forces of Nature ('99) Ben Affleck. F :15 <+++ The Losers ('10) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. <++ The Medallion ('03) Jackie Chan. <+ Green Lantern ('11) Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. <++ Good Hair ('09) Eve. <++ Just Wright ('10) Queen Latifah. :15 <+++ The Blues Brothers ('80) Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi. <+++ Wall Street ('87) Michael Douglas. :35 <+++ 28 Days Later ('02) Cillian Murphy. Movie M Movie <++ Speed 2: Cruise Control ('97) Sandra Bullock. :40 Page 36 <+++ The Lost World: Jurassic Park ('97) :10 <++ Another 48 Hours ('90) :50 <+++ 50 First Dates ('04) T 8:50 <+ Lottery Ticket ('10) < Endure ('10) :45 <+++ Death Becomes Her ('92) Meryl Streep. <++++ 127 Hours ('10) :05 <+++ Body Heat ('81) Kathleen Turner. MAX W 8:30 <++ Vampires ... <++++ It's Kind of a Funny Story <++ Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit :45 <++ Sister Act ('92) Whoopi Goldberg. :15 <+++ The Eagle ('11) Channing Tatum. T :05 <++ Jonah Hex ('10) Josh Brolin. <++ Waterworld ('95) Kevin Costner. <++ Major League II ('94) :15 <+++ Field of Dreams ('89) Kevin Costner. :50 <+++ The Adjustment Bureau ('11) :35 <+++ Star Trek: First Contact ('96) Movie F 8:30 <++ Hall Pass <+ Murder in Mind ('96) < From the Sky Down ('11) Bono. < Janie Jones ('10) Abigail Breslin. :50 <+++ Steel City ('06) Jamie Anne Allman. Movie M :15 < The Last Christmas ('10) < Cafe ('11) Daniel Eric Gold. <++ The Lucky Ones ('08) Tim Robbins. <++ The Road ('09) :45 <++ Elvis Meets Nixon ('97) Rick Peters. :15 < When Time Expires ('97) Richard Grieco. T Movie < Barry Munday ('10) Patrick Wilson. :45 < Skateland ('10) :45 < Exit Through the Gift Shop ('10) :15 < Sympathy for Delicious ('10) Orlando Bloom. SHOW W 8:30 <++ Smoke Sig... < One Way to Valhalla ('09) <++++ Capote ('05) Philip Seymour Hoffman. <+ According To Spencer ('01) :50 < Crazy Jones ('11) Elizabeth Ince, Joe Aaron. :25 < Fallout ('98) Daniel Baldwin. Movie T :10 The Last Play at Shea <++ Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life <++++ Red ('10) Bruce Willis. < Double Identity ('09) Val Kilmer. :35 < Peep World ('10) Lewis Black. F <++ The Lucky Ones ('08) Tim Robbins. <++ The Inspectors ('98) :45 < Dispatch ('11) Michael Bershad. :10 < Noble Things ('08) Brett Moses. :50 <++ The Right to Remain Silent M 8:35 <+ Undiscovered :15 < An Invisible Sign ('10) Jessica Alba. <+ Father Hood ('93) Patrick Swayze. :35 < Daddy and Them ('99) :15 < Bare Knuckles ('10) Jeanette Roxborough. :20 Behind the Burly Q T :15 <+++ Shall We Dance? ('96) Koji Yakusho. <+++ Alchemy ('05) Tom Cavanagh. Scenarios <++ Memory ('06) Billy Zane. :50 < An Unreasonable Man ('06) Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader. :50 < Into Temptation ('09) TMC W :15 <++ Reckless Disregard ('85) :15 <++ Maximum Velocity ('04) :50 < Dispatch ('11) Michael Bershad. :15 < Evasive Action ('98) Dorian Harewood. T 8: <++ Mandela & de... :55 < Saving God ('08) Ving Rhames. :40 <+ Blind Terror ('01) Scenarios <++ Sex and a Girl ('01) Angela Gots. :15 < Leaves of Grass ('09) Edward Norton. F 8:45 <+++ The Barefoot Executive <+ Father Hood ('93) Patrick Swayze. :10 <+++ Tough Guys ('86) Burt Lancaster.
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SUNDAY 11:00 AM (THIS) “Gigot” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1962) Jackie Gleason, Katherine Kath. (2h) USA “Blood Diamond” +++ (Action,2006) Jennifer Connelly, Leonardo DiCaprio. (3h) 11:30 AM TCM “At The Circus” +++ (Musical,1939) Eve Arden, Margaret Dumont. (1h30) 11:45 AM TBS “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle” +++ (Comedy,2004) John Cho, Kal Penn. (1h45) 12:00 PM SPIKE “Crocodile Dundee” +++ (Adventure,1986) Linda Kozlowski, Paul Hogan. (2h30) 12:15 PM TMC “Alchemy” +++ (Comedy,2005) Sarah Chalke, Tom Cavanagh. (1h30) 12:30 PM FAM “Stepmom” +++ (Drama,1998) Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon. (2h30) LIFE “Selena” +++ (Biography,1997) Edward James Olmos, Jennifer Lopez. (2h30) 1:00 PM A&E “Independence Day” +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. (3h)
TCM “The Great Race” +++ (Com-
edy,1965) Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis. (2h45) TNT “Double Jeopardy” +++ (Suspense,1999) Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones. (2h15) SHOW “I Am Number Four” +++ (Action,2011) Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant. (2h) 1:15 PM HBO “Shrek Forever After” +++ (Animated,2010) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (1h45) 3:00 PM LIFE “My Sister’s Keeper” +++ (Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney. (2h) 3:15 PM TNT “Kiss the Girls” +++ (Suspense,1997) Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman. (2h30) 3:30 PM TMC “As Good as It Gets” +++ (Comedy,1997) Helen Hunt, Jack Nicholson. (2h20) 3:45 PM TCM “Some Like it Hot” +++ (Comedy,1959) Jack Lemmon, Marilyn Monroe. (2h15) 4:30 PM FX “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. (3h30)
VH1 “Donnie Brasco” +++ (Crime
Story,1997) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp. (2h30) 4:50 PM MAX “Spaceballs” +++ (Comedy,1987) Bill Pullman, Mel Brooks. (1h40) 5:00 PM (THIS) “The Angel Levine” +++ (Drama,1970) Harry Belafonte, Zero Mostel. (2h) SYFY “The Amityville Horror” +++ (Drama,2005) Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George. (2h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back” ++++ (SciFi,1980) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke seeks out a Jedi master while his friends are relentlessly pursued by Darth Vader. (3h) SHOW “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 5:30 PM TBS “The Longest Yard” +++ (Comedy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. (2h30) 6:00 PM FAM “Toy Story” +++ (Animated,1995) Voices of Tim Allen, Tom Hanks. (2h) TCM “The Long, Long Trailer” +++
(Comedy,1954) Desi Arnaz, Lucille Ball. (2h) 6:50 PM HBO “Bridesmaids” +++ (Comedy,2011) Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig. (2h10) 8:00 PM FAM “Toy Story 2” +++ (Animated,1999) Voices of Tim Allen, Tom Hanks. (2h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi” ++++ (Adventure,1983) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker battles the monstrous Jabba the Hutt and squares off against Darth Vader. (3h) TCM “Call Northside 777” +++ (Drama,1948) James Stewart, Richard Conte. (2h) TNT “Law Abiding Citizen” +++ (Crime Story,2009) Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx. (2h) MAX “Dinner for Schmucks” +++ (Comedy,2010) Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. (2h) 9:00 PM SYFY “White Noise” +++ (Mystery,2005) Chandra West, Michael Keaton. (2h) 10:00 PM TCM “Butterfield 8” +++ (Drama,1960) Elizabeth Taylor, Laurence Harvey. (2h) TNT “Law Abiding Citizen” +++
(Crime Story,2009) Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx. (2h)
MONDAY 12:00 PM
(THIS) “The Best Man” +++ (Politi-
cal,1964) Cliff Robertson, Henry Fonda. (2h) HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 12:30 PM TCM “Four Girls in White” +++ (Romance,1939) Florence Rice, Una Merkel. (1h30) 1:15 PM MAX “The Blues Brothers” +++ (Comedy,1980) Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi. (2h15) 3:30 PM MAX “Wall Street” +++ (Drama,1987) Charlie Sheen, Michael Douglas. (2h10) 4:00 PM ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) 5:00 PM SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi” ++++ (Adventure,1983) (3h) See Sunday at 8:00 PM
6:00 PM
(THIS) “Full Moon High” +++ (Com-
edy,1981) Adam Arkin, Ed McMahon. (2h) 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Addams Family” +++ (Comedy,1991) Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia. (2h) FX “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009) Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. (3h) TCM “Lullaby of Broadway” +++ (Comedy,1951) Doris Day, Gene Nelson. (1h45) MAX “William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet” +++ (Drama,1996) Claire Danes, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h) 9:00 PM HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 9:45 PM TCM “By the Light of the Silvery Moon” +++ (Romance,1953) Doris Day, Gordon MacRae. (1h45) 10:00 PM MAX “Seven” +++ (Thriller,1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (2h10) 11:00 PM FX “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009) Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. (3h)
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M 8:00 <++ Dark Water Destination Truth Destination Truth Destination Truth Destination Truth Destination Truth D e s ti n a ti on T ru th Destination Truth Destination T 8:30 Destintn D e s ti n a ti o n T ru th Ghost Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. G host Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. Ghost Hunters Int'l. SYFY W Ghost Hunters Int'l. Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight T Twilight < Shark Swarm ('08) John Schneider. cont'd next < Shark Swarm ('08) Daryl Hannah, John Schneider. < Sea Beast (Hor, '09) Corin Nemec. < Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus ('10) Jaleel White. F 8: <+ Sharks In Venice Creflo W Res u rrec Tu E as ter John Hagee Rod Parsley Benny Hinn Voice BeScenes Various Life Today Marilyn&S. 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Blake Shelton and Reba McEntire co-host the 47th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
The 47th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards 8:00 PM Superstars Blake Shelton and Reba McEntire cohost this awards gala. In addition to hosting duties, Shelton will perform during the ceremony, along with such popular artists as Lady Antebellum, The Band Perry, Chris Young and Rascal Flatts. (WHP)
Masterpiece Classic 9:00 PM Gillian Anderson, David Suchet and Douglas Booth star in this retelling of the classic “Great Expectations.” A young orphan boy named Pip is drawn into the world of the eccentric, wealthy Miss Havisham and her beautiful adopted daughter, Estella. (WITF)
Family Guy 9:00 PM Peter is heartbroken when his favorite television show gets canceled, so he decides to take matters into his own hands. While he’s busy creating and starring in his own show, Meg begins working at the hospital. Katharine McPhee guest stars. (WPMT)
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Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Breakout The Breakout Kings Breakout Kings The Breakout HD HD HD HD HD HD are back on the job. HD (N) Kings are back on the job. HD The Killing The police identify The Killing "Reflection" HD (N) The Killing "My Lucky Day" Mad Men Don and Harry :05 The Killing "Reflection" Orpheus & connect him to Rosie. HD (N) indulge a client. HD (N) HD River Monsters: Unhooked HD River Monst. Bizarre HD (CC) River Monst: Giants HD (CC) RiverMon Follow Wade's investigation of America's killers. HD River Monsters HD 5:30 < Why Did I Get Married? ++ ('07) Tyler Perry. Gospel Viewers are invited to 'Rise Up! Renew! Rejoice!' HD The Game HD Together HD Together HD Together HD Shahs of Sunset "Champagne Atlanta Kandi takes her music Atlanta NeNe attempts a heart- The Real Housewives of Shahs of Sunset (N) Watch What Housewives Wars" career to the next level. to-heart with her youngest son. Atlanta (N) Happens (N) Atlanta 5:30 Red/Vaca My Big Redneck Vacation HD My Big Redneck Vacation HD Red/Vaca "Beerly Beloved" HD My Big Redneck Vacation HD My Big Redneck Vacation HD Bayou Bil HD 5:00 < Office Space ++ ('99) Iglesias Gabriel Iglesias has a D. Tosh Tosh pulls no punches Seriously Funny Kevin's Jo Koy Jo Koy returns with new South Park HD Tosh.O HD Ron Livingston. HD new definition for 'fluffy.' with his edgy brand of comedy. getting older and wiser. HD stories of his Filipino family. (CC) SportsNite HD FullCont HD NBA B. Classics '82 Playoffs Eastern Conference Finals Game 7 Great Sports Debate HD SportsNite HD Phillies HD FullCont HD Union HD 9:00 To Be Announced (CC) FrozPlanet Polar wildlife race to Planet See a test for survival in Myth Pulling off a kidnapping Unchained Reaction "Take Planet See a test for survival in raise their young in the summer. the Polar Regions of earth. HD like the movie 'Body of Lies'. Flight" HD the Polar Regions of earth. HD Jessie HD Shake It Up Austin and Shake U "Split Shake "Parent Shake "Weird Shake "Judge Jessie "Star Austin and Austin and Good Luck Good Luck HD Ally HD It Up" HD Trap It Up" HD It Up" HD (N) It Up" HD Wars" HD Ally HD Ally HD Charlie HD Charlie HD < The Break Up ++ ('06) Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn. A Khloe & Khloe Lamar Khloe & Khloe Lamar Khloe & "The Ice Loves True Hollywood Story HD (CC) woman breaks up with her beau to make him miss her. HD Lamar HD "Cuffed" HD Lamar HD "PTSD" HD Trade" HD Coco HD Final Four HD NCAA Basketball Division I Tournament (L) HD (CC) Basketball HD NCAA Basketball Women's Final Four Semifinal HD SportsCenter HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) NHRA Drag Racing Summitracing.com Nationals Site: Las Vegas Motor Speedway HD Fab Five The Fab Five relive their days at U of Michigan. HD < Toy Story +++ ('95) Voices of Tim Allen, Don Rickles, Tom < Toy Story 2 +++ ('99) Voices of Tim Allen, Tom Hanks. The < Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ++ ('71) Gene Hanks. A toy feels threatened by his owner's birthday gift. HD toys try to rescue Woody from a toy collector. HD Wilder. Five lucky people tour a magical candy factory. HD Diners "Funky Diners, Drive- W.Cooks The Recruits have to Cupcake Cupcake bakers try to W.Cooks Remaining contestants Iron Chef US Iron Chef Symon Stakeout Willie Degel helps make Joints" HD Ins HD impress their hardest critics yet. take their cupcakes viral. HD must execute their own menu. vs. Takashi Yagihashi. HD (N) peace between family partners. Game365 "Cal Inside Pirates WPT Poker Grand Prix de Paris WPT Poker Borgata Open (CC) Best of Pride Fighting Boys/ Hall Game365 "Cal WPT Poker Borgata Open (CC) Ripken, Jr." Baseball (CC) Championships "Duke Snider" Ripken, Jr." 4:30 < Iron Man +++ ('08) Robert Downey Jr.. A man creates < Star Trek ++ (2009, Sci-Fi) Zachary Quinto, Eric Bana, Chris Pine. A Romulan < Star Trek ++ ('09) Chris Pine. A Romulan a high tech suit of armor to fight evil. HD seeks vengeance for the death of his planet. HD (CC) seeks vengeance for the death of his planet. HD MaryTylerM. Mary "Second Mary Tyler Mary Tyler < Mary and Rhoda + ('00, Com/Dra) Valerie Harper, Marisa Frasier "Come Frasier "Moon Frasier Frasier "Just a Lunch" Story Story" Moore Moore "Hi!" Ryan, Mary Tyler Moore. Mary and Rhoda return to N.Y. (CC) Lie With Me" Dance" (CC) 1:00 Non-Stop History HD Time Machine (CC) Ax Men (CC) Ax Men HD (CC) Full Metal Jousting History Sunday HD < Rebound + ('05) Wendy Raquel Robinson, Martin Lawrence. < Baby Mama ++ ('08) Amy Poehler, Dax Shepard, Tina Fey. < Baby Mama ++ ('08) Amy Poehler, Dax Shepard, Tina Fey. 5:00 < August Rush ++ ('07) < The Bucket List ++ ('07) Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson. Army Wives "Viral" David gets ComeHome A soldier surprises < The Bucket List ++ ('07)
Freddie Highmore. HD Two men escape a hospital to take a road trip. HD into an accident. HD (N) his son on his 13th birthday. Jack Nicholson. HD The Challenge The Challenge R. Dyrdek R. Dyrdek punk'd (CC) Pauly D 16 and Pregnant (CC) 16 and Pregnant (CC) MTV Friends (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob That '70s That '70s My Wife and My Wife and George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) NICK (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Show (CC) Show (CC) Kids HD (CC) Kids HD (CC) (CC) (CC) Dumbest HD Dumbest HD Speed Center HD (CC) Dave Despain HD (CC) Victory Lane "Martinsville" HD Octane HD (N) Car Crazy HD Speed Center HD (CC) SPEED 5:00 < Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back < Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi ++++ (1983, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Carrie < Starship Troopers ++ ('97) SPIKE ++++ ('80) Mark Hamill. Luke seeks out a Jedi master. HD Fisher, Mark Hamill. Luke prepares for a final confrontation with Vader. HD (CC) Denise Richards. HD 5:00 < The Amityville Horror < Gothika ++ ('03) Robert Downey Jr., Penélope Cruz, Halle < White Noise +++ ('05) Chandra West, Michael Keaton. A < The Skeleton Key ++ ('05) SYFY +++ ('05) Ryan Reynolds. Berry. A psychiatrist awakens as a patient in an asylum. HD (CC) widower hears his late wife's voice in white noise. HD Kate Hudson. HD Potter's Touch Enjoying Life Lead the Way Benny Hinn Joel Osteen Best of Praise Voice Creflo Dollar Greatest Story Ever Told TBN 5:30 < The Longest Yard +++ ('05) Chris Rock, Adam < 2 Fast 2 Furious ++ ('03, Act) Tyrese Gibson, Eva Mendes, < The Fast and the Furious ++ ('01) Michelle Rodriguez, Vin TBS Sandler. A former football star puts a team of inmates together. Paul Walker. An officer infiltrates a street racing circuit. (CC) Diesel. An undercover officer infiltrates an L.A. street gang. < The Long, Long Trailer +++ ('54) Desi Arnaz, Lucille Ball. < Call Northside 777 +++ ('48) Richard Conte, Lee J. Cobb, < Butterfield 8 +++ ('60) Laurence Harvey, Eddie Fisher, TCM A newlywed couple decides to buy a trailer home. James Stewart. A reporter tries to prove a felon's innocence. Elizabeth Taylor. A high-class prostitute falls for a married man. Undercover Boss "DirecTV" Under Boss The co-founder of Long Island Long Island Long Island Medium "Poor Leave It to Leave It to Long Island Medium "Poor TLC Niecy HD "Losing It" HD Petey" HD HD (CC) BrightStar Care goes undercover. Medium HD Medium HD "Losing It" HD Petey" HD Niecy HD 5:45 < Disturbia ++ ('07) Sarah Roemer, Carrie-Anne Moss, < Law Abiding Citizen +++ ('09) Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx. < Law Abiding Citizen +++ ('09) Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx. TNT Shia LaBeouf. A teenage boy witnesses a murder next door. (CC) A man avenges his family's murders by killing lawyers. A man avenges his family's murders by killing lawyers. < Space Jam ++ ('96) Danny DeVito, Wayne Knight, Michael Level Up Level Up KingH "Death King of the RobotChicken/ Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Squad TOON Jordan. The Looney Tunes play basketball against aliens. (CC) Picks Cotton" Hill :15 Robot (N)/:45 Robot Top 20 Most Shocking Top 20 Most Shocking Impractical Impractical Impractical Impractical Impractical Impractical Forensic Files Forensic Files TRUTV M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Ray "Jealous Everybody Ray "Older Loves Ray Loves Ray The King of TVLAND (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Robert" Loves Ray Women" "Raybert" (CC) "The Kicker" Queens (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims SVU Detectives pursue a pedophile SVU An eight-year-old girl with SVU A doctor is accused in the Law&O.:SVU "Shattered" A < Good Luck Chuck ++ ('07) USA Unit "Weak" HD (CC) who kidnapped three kids. leukemia is kidnapped. HD death of an AIDS patient. HD young boy is kidnapped. HD Dane Cook, Jessica Alba. HD 4:30 < Donnie Brasco +++ Mob Wives "Torn Apart" HD Mob Wives (N) VH1 Special (CC) Mob Wives HD Stevie TV HD Mob Wives HD VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS 4:50 < :50 < Bridesmaids +++ (2011, Comedy) Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Kristen Game of Thrones (SP) HD (CC) Game of Thrones HD (CC) Game of Thrones HD (CC) HBO Unknown HD Wiig. A woman is picked to be her friend's maid of honor. HD (CC) 4:50 < < Happy Gilmore ++ ('96) Adam Sandler. A < Dinner for Schmucks +++ ('10, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Steve < The Nutty Professor ++ Thanks to a :35 Girl's MAX Spaceballs HD hockey player plays golf on a pro tour. HD Carell. The host of a party celebrates his guests' idiocy. HD (CC) potion, an obese professor loses weight. HD Guide HD (CC) 5:00 < Red ++++ ('10) Shameless "Just Like the Califor. "The House of Lies Shameless "Fiona Interrupted" House of Lies CalifornicaShameless "Fiona Interrupted" SHOW Bruce Willis. 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CMT Social Hour CMT Music (CC) Movie CMT < A Night at the Roxbury The Butabi Watchin' Crank Crank UglyAmer- South Park South Park Always Always Always Always 30 Rock HD < Let's Go to Prison + ('06) Will Arnett. Nelson COM "Jewbilee" Biederman IV winds up in the state pen. HD brothers want to get into an exclusive club. Stories (CC) Yankers Yankers ican HD Sunny HD Sunny HD Sunny HD Sunny HD G o Racing! Paid H arness HD Union HD N LL Lacrosse Minnesota vs Philadelphia HD P hillies HD P hillies Yearbook HD SportsRise HD (CC) Paid Paid Program (CC) CSN M ythBusters HD (CC) A merican Chopper HD MythBusters (CC) Deadliest Catch HD (CC) D eadliest Catch HD (CC) D eadliest Catch HD (CC) D eadliest Catch HD (CC) D eadliest Catch HD (CC) D eadliest Catch (CC) DISC (CC) Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Disney's A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Wizards Wizards GoodLk "Up Good Luck Shake It Up Shake It Up A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Jessie HD DISN a Tree" HD Charlie HD HD Ferb HD Ferb HD Ferb HD Charlie HD "Snap!" HD HD HD HD HD HD HD F ashion E! News (CC) The Soup To Be Announced (CC) To Be Announced (CC) E! Police (CC) (CC) S portsCenter The day's news in the world of sports. HD (CC) N CAA Lacrosse Virginia vs. North Carolina (L) (CC) S portsC. HD S portsC. HD M LS Soccer Los Angeles vs Sporting KC (L) HD SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN S portsNation HD (CC) N FL Live HD (CC) C heerleading HD W TA Tennis Family Circle Cup (L) HD (CC) NHRA Drag Racing HD S TIHL HD S TIHL HD 3 0/30 "Pony Excess" HD 7:30 EPL Soccer (L) HD ESPN2 < Mary Poppins ++++ ('64) Dick Van Dyke, Julie 7:30 < This < Mamma Mia! ++ ('08) Pierce Brosnan, Amanda Seyfried, Meryl < The Sound of Music +++ (1965, Musical) Christopher Plummer, Eleanor Parker, Julie Andrews. A nun FAM Andrews. Nanny takes over household. HD Time Arou ... Streep. A woman invites three potential fathers to her wedding. HD becomes a governess to a widower's children. HD (CC) D iners HD I ron Chef America Down Home 30 Minute Pioneer HD Paula HD Barefoot Giada HD Chopped "A Is for Apple. Cupcake Wars "Cupcake WorstCooks "Worst To Sweet Genius "Magic Diners HD FOOD HD (N) (N) (N) U Is for Udon" HD (CC) Couture" HD First: The Final Battle" HD Genius" HD "Simon vs. Yagihashi" HD Meals HD Cont. HD P irates Paid Paid Paid Paid Seasidegolf. Endless Sled Head UEFA Soccer Champions League Quarter-final (CC) NCAA Baseball Kansas vs. Oklahoma State (L) (CC) FSN Program Program Program Program com (CC) Golf (CC) 24/7 (CC) Baseball < What Happens in Vegas +++ ('08) Cameron < The Met Your Met Your Met Your Two and a Two and a Two and a Two and a < Live Free or Die Hard +++ (2007, Action) Justin Long, Timothy Olyphant, FX Bruce Willis. John McClane takes on terrorist hackers. HD (CC) Diaz. Two people wind up married in Vegas. HD Mother HD Mother HD Mother HD Half Men Half Men Half Men Half Men Bounty Hu ... Golden Golden Little House Prairie "A Little House Prairie Little House Prairie "The Little House Prairie "Mr. Little House "The Love of Little House "If I Should Little House "Town Party, Little House Prairie HALL Harvest of Friends" (CC) "Country Girls" (CC) 100 Mile Walk" (CC) Edward's Homecoming" Johnny Johnson" (CC) Wake Before I Die" (CC) Country Party" (CC) "Ma's Holiday" (CC) Girls Girls 8:00 Time Machine Travel back in time with illuminating programs. (CC) Time Machine (CC) HIST WGAL
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Kung Fu Power SpongeBob Kung Fu Kung Fu Kung Fu Kung Fu Big Time Big Time iCarly (CC) i Carly (CC) i Carly (CC) i Carly (CC) NICK Puppy (CC) Panda Rangers Panda Panda Panda Panda Rush (CC) Rush (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) GearZ Hot Rod HD H ot Rod HD G arage HD B arrett-Jackson Automobile Auction "Palm Beach" From the South Florida Expo Center in Florida. (L) HD SPEED < The Replacements ++ ('00) Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones, < The Fugitive +++ (1993, Thriller) Sela Ward, Tommy Lee Jones, Harrison American American Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower Trucks! HD M uscleCar Repo SPIKE Digger Digger TV HD Games HD Keanu Reeves. Replacements are brought in for a football team. HD Ford. An escaped convict tries to prove his innocence. HD (CC) HD HD < 9 +++ A burlap doll awakens in a < Serenity +++ ('05) Gina Torres, Adam Baldwin, Nathan Fillion. < Dawn of the Dead +++ ('04) Ving Rhames, Jake Weber, Sarah < End of Days +++ ('99) Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney, Arnold SYFY post-apocalyptic world. HD A spaceship crew rebels against a totalitarian regime. HD (CC) Polley. Survivors of a zombie plague take refuge in a mall. HD (CC) Schwarzenegger. A bodyguard must protect a woman from Satan. Gina D's Dooley and Dr. Wonder Bugtime Auto B. Puppets God Rocks! Davey and Ishine Knect The Lad's Hermie and Carlos Paws and Greatest Heroes and Changed Lives: Miracles < The TBN Kids (CC) Pals (CC) Adventures Good (CC) (CC) Goliath (CC) (CC) TV Friends Caterpillar Tales (CC) Legends of the Bible (CC) of the Passion (CC) (CC) Passion o ... < Shrek 2 +++ ('04) Mike Myers. Princess Fiona's :55 < Shrek the Third +++ ('07) Mike Myers. Shrek The King of The King of Friends Accord.Jim Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Friends TBS "The Crush" "Pilot" (CC) parents have no idea Shrek is an ogre. sets out to find a teenaged heir to the throne. Queens Queens < The New Adventure of :15 < Larceny, Inc. ++ ('42) Edward G. Robinson. < The Great Escape +++ (1963, War) James Garner, Richard Attenborough, :15 < The Invisible Man A scientist is :45 < Boston Blackie Goes Hollywood A TCM made invisible by his experiments. friend asks Blackie to transport $60,000 to L.A. Tarzan ('35) Herman Brix. Three ex-cons try to tunnel into a bank vault. Steve McQueen. Allied POWs escape a camp through tunnels. (CC) Property Ladder "Wrong Property Ladder "Beach Property Ladder "Frat Property Ladder "The Undercover Boss "United Undercover Boss Undercover Boss "GSI Undercover Boss "Roto- Undercover Boss TLC Turn Remodel" HD (CC) Babe Rehab Bungle" HD Boys' Rehab Hazing" HD Friendship Flip Fiasco" HD Van Lines" HD (CC) Commerce" HD (CC) Rooter" HD (CC) "UniFirst" HD (CC) "Chicago Cubs" HD (CC) < The Law & Order "Rubber Rizzoli & Isles "Can I Get The Closer "Necessary Law & Order "Mammon" < Hornet's Nest ('12) Sherry Stringfield. A serial killer < The Mummy Returns ++ ('01) Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, TNT Room" (CC) a Witness?" (CC) Evil" (CC) (CC) targets out-of-town businessmen. Brendan Fraser. A 3,000-year-old mummy is resurrected. HD (CC) Matrix HD Ben 10 (CC) T hunderGreen Young Level Up Level Up Level Up Level Up Level Up Level Up Level Up Almost Almost Almost Gumball Gumball Gumball Adventure TOON (CC) (CC) (CC) Cats (CC) Lantern Justice Naked Naked Naked Time (CC) Paid Paid South Fried South Fried South Fried South Fried Impractical Impractical Most Daring Most Daring Most Daring Most Shocking Most Shocking TRUTV The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Happily Extreme Makeover: Extreme Makeover: Extreme Makeover: Murder, She Wrote (CC) M urder, She Wrote (CC) M urder, She Wrote (CC) M *A*S*H M*A*S*H TVLAND (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Divorced Home Edition (CC) Home Edition (CC) Home Edition (CC) < Bee Movie +++ ('07) Jerry Seinfeld. A bee is < Hairspray ++ ('07) John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky. < The Wedding Planner ++ ('01) Jennifer Lopez. A < Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins ++ A talk show Psych "True Grits" HD USA (CC) disillusioned at his only career choice. HD A full-figured teen dreams of dancing on TV. HD workaholic wedding planner falls for her client. HD host returns home to the South. HD < National Lampoon's Vacation +++ ('83) Chevy Couples Therapy VH1 Top 20 Video VH1 Top 20 Video ConsignConsignStyled By La La's Full Stevie TV 40 Greatest Feuds "Hour 40 Feuds VH1 Chase. The Griswolds embark on a summer vacation. HD 1" "Hour 2" Countdown (CC) Countdown (CC) ment HD ment June HD Court Life PREMIUM CHANNELS < Green Lantern + ('11) Ryan Reynolds. A man with Game of < Inception +++ ('10) Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page, Joseph < Unknown ++ ('11) Diane Kruger, Liam Neeson. A 8:45 < Knight and Day A secret agent :45 First HBO Look HD Thrones HD Gordon-Levitt. A thief must execute his toughest job to date. HD discovers he is expected to die. HD a magic ring brings peace to the universe. HD man discovers that his identity has been stolen. HD < Life ++ Eddie Murphy. Two men are :50 < The 8:05 < The X Files: Fight :10 < Just Wright A physical therapist :50 < The Lost World: Jurassic Park +++ ('97) Julianne Moore, < Get Him to the Greek ++ ('10) Jonah Hill. An MAX falls for a basketball player. HD Jeff Goldblum. Scientists study dinosaurs on a remote island. HD intern escorts a wild rock star to his concert. HD framed for a murder in Mississippi. HD Town HD the Future ++ HD < The Back-Up Plan ++ ('10) Jennifer Lopez. A 8:15 < The Prankster :15 < The Hours +++ ('02) Nicole Kidman. Three :15 < The Road ++ ('09) Guy Pearce, Robert Duvall. :15 < Ten Inch Hero Elisabeth Harnois. Sandwich SHOW Devon Werkheiser. HD women are linked by a work of literature. HD A post-apocalyptical story of a father and son. HD shop employees help each other deal with life. HD pregnant woman meets the man of her dreams. HD 8:30 < Gadgetman ('99) < Locked in Silence A boy stops talking :35 < Nativity! ('09) Marc Wootton, Martin Freeman. < TrollHunter A group of students :15 Behind the Burly Q Chronicling the subculture of < Fair Game ('10) Sean TMC Marina Sirtis. HD after a mysterious murder occurs. Teacher is in charge of school's nativity play. HD investigates a troll hunter. HD burlesque shows. HD (CC) Penn, Naomi Watts. HD
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Escape Routes 8:00 PM Rossi Morreale hosts this series, which follows six teams of two who face real world challenges. In this episode, the teams race to find a series of iconic New York scenes where they must have their photos taken. The team who gets them the fastest wins. (WGAL)
Last Chance Driving School 10:00 PM Sven Ruppaner and his crew set out to transform disoriented, distracted and dangerous drivers. Each episode follows two rookies that no other driving school will take on as they learn to be safe and sensible drivers on the streets of New York. A&E
NBC Nightly Entertainment Tonight Escape The teams are loose on The Firm HD (CC) SVU A friend of Amaro's News 8 at :35 Sat. Night WGAL News (CC) Weekend (CC) the streets of New York. HD (N) reports his daughter missing. 11:00 p.m. Live HD (N) < Canadian Bacon ++ ('95) Alan Alda, John Candy. < Patty Hearst + ('88) William Forsythe, Natasha Richardson. < The Rosary Murders ++ THIS The Closer (CC) House (CC) Bones (CC) CBS News 21 Cold Case (CC) Law & Order WLYH at 10 (CC) 3:30 Golf Masters Tournament Wheel of Jeopardy! Comedy Time Comedy Time Crimetime Saturday HD (CC) 48 Hours Mystery HD (CC) Weekend Criminal WHPD (21) (L) HD (CC) Fortune (CC) Weekend (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) News Minds (CC) TMZ (CC) Extra Weekend (CC) The Closer (CC) Grey's Anatomy (CC) Futurama (CC) Futurama (CC) Family Guy Family Guy MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) ABC27 News ABC World < The Ten Commandments ++++ (1956, Epic) Yul Brynner, Anne Baxter, Charlton Heston. Moses, the son of slaves, leads his people from :45 ABC 27 WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) Egypt. HD (CC) News I Spy "Sparrowhawk" (CC) Intelligence "Dante's Inferno" < Horrors of Spider Island ('59) Harald Maresch, Alex D'Arcy. RTN (27.2) Bev. Hillbillies Bev. Hillbillies Naked City Antiques Roadshow "El Paso L. Welk This show from 1979 Keeping Up As Time Goes Masterpiece Gillian Anderson Den Death Cab for Cutie performs Austin City Saadiq performs WITF (33) (Hour Two)" (CC) opens with 'Easter Parade'. Appearances By (CC) stars in Dickens' classic tale. at the Brooklyn Museum. songs from his LP 'Stone Rollin.' 3:30 MLB Baseball (L) HD (CC) America's Funniest Home Q'Viva! The Chosen The final cast for the live show is revealed. Fox 43 News (CC) Alcatraz Hauser makes a discovery WPMT (43) Videos (CC) (SF) HD (CC) (N) beneath the halls of Alcatraz. CABLE CHANNELS Parking Wars Parking Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Driving School Driving School Driving School Driving School A&E HD (CC) HD (CC) HD HD HD HD HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) HD (CC) 5:30 < Jeremiah Johnson +++ ('72) Will Geer, Robert < One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ++++ (1975, Drama) Louise Fletcher, William Redfield, < One Flew Over the AMC Redford. A hermit breaks an ancient Indian taboo. HD Jack Nicholson. A rebellious prisoner is sent to an asylum. HD (CC) Cuckoo's Nest ++++ HD Must Love Cats HD Cat/ Hell "Mad Max" HD Must Love Cats HD Tanked! HD Tanked: Unfiltered HD Tanked! HD ANPL 5:00 < The Longshots + < Pride + ('07) Terrence Howard. The first African American swim team deals with racism. Cele. Gospel Viewers are invited to 'Rise Up! Renew! Rejoice!' BET 5:00 The Celebrity Apprentice Celebrities compete in business- Housewives Atlanta "The < Pretty Woman +++ (1990, Romance) Julia Roberts, Jason Alexander, < Pretty BRAVO centred tasks. (CC) Social Edition" (N) Richard Gere. A wealthy man hires a call girl. (CC) Woman +++ 5:45 < Tombstone +++ Kurt Russell. Wyatt Earp comes out of retirement to fight outlaws. HD Texas Women HD Southern Nights SNights. "Jones Street" HD (N) CMT 4:30 < A < Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ++ ('06) John C. Reilly, < Semi-Pro ++ ('08) Woody Harrelson, Will Ferrell. A < The 40-Year-Old Virgin COM Night at the... Sacha Baron Cohen, Will Ferrell. A NASCAR driver's talent is put to the test. HD basketball coach tries to get his team into the NBA. HD ++ ('05) Steve Carell. HD SportsNite HD Pre-game HD MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies vs. Pittsburgh Pirates Site: PNC Park -- Pittsburgh, Pa. (L) HD SportsNite (L) HD (CC) Net Impact HD Orange HD CSN Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) DISC Shake "Shrink It Up" HD Chelsea Lately E! (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) NBA Basketball Orlando Magic vs. Philadelphia 76ers (L) HD NBA Basketball Denver vs Golden State (L) HD ESPN 5:00 30/30 "Pony Excess" HD NCAA Hockey Frozen Four Championship -- Tampa, Fla. (L) HD (CC) Baseball Tonight (L) HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN2 4:00 < Mary Poppins ++++ < A Bug's Life +++ ('98) Voices of Kevin Spacey, Dave Foley. < Cars +++ (2006, Animated) Voices of Paul Newman, Bonnie Hunt, Owen < Batman FAM ('64) Julie Andrews. HD An ant tries to save his colony from grasshoppers. HD Wilson. A race car learns to appreciate his friends and family. HD (CC) and Robin HD Chopped "All-Stars Chopped Food Network Chopped Chefs compete for a Chopped Chopped judges find Chopped The final four celebrity Iron Chef America HD (CC) FOOD Tournament: Part 1" HD (CC) personalities compete for charity. spot in the finale. HD themselves competing. HD chefs face off for charity. 3:30 NCAA Pirates PreMLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies vs. Pittsburgh Pirates Site: PNC Park -- Pittsburgh, Pa. (L) (CC) Pirates Post- Inside Pirates MLB Baseball Philadelphia FSN Baseball (L) game (L) (CC) game (L) (CC) Baseball Phillies vs. Pittsburgh Pirates 5:30 < The Bounty Hunter +++ ('10) Gerard Butler, Jennifer < Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ++ (2009, Action) Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Shia LaBeouf. The Archer "Skin FX Game" Aniston. A bounty hunter learns that his target is his ex-wife. HD Decepticons try to find an ancient weapon. HD (CC) Little House on the Prairie Little House "The Raccoon" Little House The residents are Little House "The Award" Frasier "Police Frasier Frasier Frasier "The HALL "School Mom" (CC) Laura wants to keep a raccoon. divided over a bell for the church. Mary sets the barn on fire. (CC) Story" (CC) Focus Group" 5:00 Time Machine Travel back in time with illuminating programs. (CC) Time Machine Travel back in time with illuminating programs. HIST (CC) Psych Psych "Ghosts" (CC) Psych Psych "Daredevils!" (CC) Psych Psych ION < Home Invasion (2011, Drama) Lisa Sheridan, Jason Brooks, < Adopting Terror ('11) Samaire Armstrong, Sean Astin. A < Obsessed ++ ('09) Idris Elba, Ali Larter, Beyoncé Knowles. A LIFE Haylie Duff. A burglar's girlfriend seeks revenge. HD biological father stalks his Childs adoptive parents. HD successful businessman is stalked by an employee. HD (CC) 5:30 < ATL ++ ('06, Comedy) Evan Ross, Lauren London, T.I.. < Barbershop ++ ('02) Cedric the Entertainer, Eve, Ice Cube. < How High ++ ('01) Redman, Dean Cain, Method Man. (CC) MTV Victorious Victorious Victorious Victorious HD Victorious How to Rock How to Rock Bucket & That '70s That '70s Friends (CC) Friends (CC) NICK Skinner Show (CC) Show (CC) 11:00 Barrett-Jackson "Palm Beach" (L) HD Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction "Palm Beach" From the South Florida Expo Center in Florida. HD SPEED < A Bronx Tale +++ (1993, Drama) Chazz Palminteri, Lillo Brancato, Robert De Niro. A boy is < Ocean's Twelve ++ (2004, Action) Catherine Zeta-Jones, Brad Pitt, George Clooney. Danny SPIKE torn between his father and a crime boss. HD (CC) Ocean and his crew pull off a heist in Europe. HD (CC) < The Matrix Reloaded ++ (2003, Sci-Fi) Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Keanu < The Matrix Revolutions ++ (2003, Sci-Fi) Laurence Fishburne, Jada Pinkett Smith, Keanu SYFY Reeves. An army of machines is sent to kill humankind. HD (CC) Reeves. Human colonies are invaded by machines. HD (CC) 5:30 < The Passion of the Christ (Recut) +++ In Touch Ministries (CC) The Hour of Power (CC) Billy Graham Crusade (CC) < The Passion of the Christ... TBN Friends Friends Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang < Shrek 2 +++ ('04) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. TBS Theory Theory Theory Theory Princess Fiona's parents have no idea Shrek is an ogre. < 4 for Texas + (1963, Western) Dean Martin, Ursula Andress, < Gilda +++ (1946, Suspense) Glenn Ford, George Macready, < Lady From Shanghai ++++ A drifter is :45 < Fire TCM Frank Sinatra. Double-crossing outlaws go straight. (CC) Rita Hayworth. A gambler finds his old flame in South America. caught between a tycoon and his wife. Down Below Undercover Boss "MGM Under Boss The CEO of Belfor Boss The CEO of Lucky Strike To Be Announced (CC) Boss The CEO of Lucky Strike TLC Grand" HD (CC) loses his cool at a work site. HD Lanes works at his company. Lanes works at his company. 5:30 < The Matrix ++ ('99) Keanu Reeves. A man learns his < Van Helsing ++ (2004, Action) Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, Hugh :45 Leverage Latimer hires :45 Leverage TNT Nate's father to pull off a heist. HD world is a computer-created illusion. HD Jackman. A famed monster hunter battles supernatural creatures. (CC) Adventure Adventure < To Be Announced God, the Devil King of the King of the Family Guy Aqua Teen / Metalocalypse TOON Time (CC) Time (CC) and Bob (CC) Hill (CC) Hill (CC) (CC) (CC) :15 AquaT. Most Shocking South Beach South Beach South Beach South Beach South Beach South Beach South Beach South Beach Forensic Files Forensic Files TRUTV M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Home Home Home The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of The King of TVLAND (CC) (CC) Improve. (CC) Improve. (CC) Improve. (CC) Improve. (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims SVU Detectives deal with Asian SVU Detectives investigate the SVU A murderer and pedophile SVU A pediatrician, guilty of < The Break Up ++ ('06) USA Unit "Pique" HD (CC) gangs after a vicious rape. HD apparent suicide of a girl. HD kidnaps two children. HD molesting patients, is killed. HD Vince Vaughn. HD 5:30 40 Feuds Mob Wives HD Mob/Sit HD Therapy "Opening Up" Couples Therapy < National Lampoon's Vacation +++ ('83) Chevy Chase. VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS < Knight and Day ++ (2010, Action) Tom Cruise, Cameron < Fast Five ('11, Act) Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel. :15 Game of Thrones HD (CC) :15 < Fast Five ('11) Paul HBO Diaz, A secret agent discovers he is expected to die. HD (CC) The crew tries to leave Brazil without being arrested. HD (CC) Walker, Vin Diesel. HD 5:50 < The Town ++++ ('10, Act) Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm, < Arthur ++ ('11, Com) Helen Mirren, Jennifer Garner, Russell < Sanctum +++ ('11) Rhys Wakefield. A dive :50 Girl's MAX Ben Affleck. A career criminal plans his next big heist. HD (CC) Brand. A drunken playboy risks losing his inheritance. HD (CC) teams experiences a crisis while in a cave. HD Guide HD (CC) < How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days ++ ('03) Matthew < Beastly ('11) Alex Pettyfer. A teen is turned < I Am Number Four +++ ('11) Timothy Olyphant, Alex House of Lies SHOW McConaughey. Two New Yorkers try to further their careers. HD into a beast and must find love. HD Pettyfer. A teen with special abilities must elude an enemy. HD HD 5:00 < Fair Game ('10) Sean < The Tempest ('10) Helen Mirren, Tom Conti, Felicity Jones. A < Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld ++ Groups of :40 < Hellraiser V: Inferno ++ A reclusive TMC Penn, Naomi Watts. HD (CC) woman who practices alchemy is sent away. HD (CC) hackers tap into Hellworld.com. detective goes after a madman on the loose. HD DISN
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HD SPEED < The Replacements ++ ('00) Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones, 1000 Ways 1000 Ways 1000 Ways Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SPIKE Keanu Reeves. Replacements are brought in for a football team. HD to Die HD to Die HD to Die HD Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program < End of Days +++ ('99) Gabriel Byrne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. < Dawn of the Dead +++ ('04) Ving Rhames, Jake Weber, Sarah Twilight Twilight Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SYFY Zone Program Program Program Program Program Program A bodyguard must protect a woman from Satan. HD Polley. Survivors of a zombie plague take refuge in a mall. HD (CC) Zone 11: < The Passion of the Christ (Recut) A Prophecies of the Resurrection Concert King of Kings The Word Bill Purvis Best of Abba's Touching TBN Praise (CC) House (CC) Lives (CC) portrait of Christ's final hours of life on Earth. Passion (CC) (CC) :55 < Shrek the Third +++ ('07) Mike Myers. 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TUESDAY 12:00 PM
TCM “Sayonara” +++ (Ro-
mance,1957) James Garner, Marlon Brando. (2h30) 1:00 PM BET “The Express” +++ (Drama,2008) Dennis Quaid, Rob Brown. (3h) MAX “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” +++ (Adventure,1997) Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore. (2h10) 2:00 PM FX “Gridiron Gang” +++ (Sport,2006) Xzibit, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (3h) 2:30 PM TCM “Julius Caesar” +++ (History,1953) John Gielgud, Marlon Brando. (2h15) 3:30 PM HBO “Bend It Like Beckham” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2002) Keira Knightley, Parminder Nagra. (1h55) 4:45 PM TCM “Mutiny on the Bounty” +++ (Adventure,1962) Marlon Brando, Trevor Howard. (3h15) 4:50 PM MAX “50 First Dates” +++ (Romance,2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. (1h40) 6:30 PM SYFY “Signs” +++ (Thriller,2002) Joaquin Phoenix, Mel Gibson. (2h30) 6:55 PM SHOW “Phenomenon” +++ (Drama,1996) John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick. (2h05) 7:00 PM HBO “Shrek Forever After” +++ (Animated,2010) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (1h45) 8:00 PM AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) FX “Taken” +++ (Thriller,2008) Famke Janssen, Liam Neeson. (2h) TCM “Lover Come Back” +++ (Comedy,1961) Doris Day, Rock Hudson. (2h) 9:00 PM SYFY “The Village” +++ (Thriller,2004) Adrien Brody, Joaquin Phoenix. (2h30) HBO “Bridesmaids” +++ (Comedy,2011) Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig. (2h05) 10:00 PM (THIS) “Dressed to Kill” +++ (Thriller,1980) Angie Dickinson, Michael Caine. (2h) TNT “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” +++ (Comedy,2004) Christina Applegate, Will Ferrell. (2h) 11:00 PM AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) VH1 “Coming to America” +++ (Comedy,1988) Arsenio Hall, Eddie Murphy. (2h30)
WEDNESDAY 12:30 PM FX “The Departed” +++ (Thriller,2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. (3h30) TCM “Friendly Persuasion” +++ (Drama,1956) Anthony Perkins, Gary Cooper. (2h30) 1:00 PM VH1 “Coming to America” +++
CARLISLE SENTINEL
best movies (Comedy,1988) Arsenio Hall, Eddie Murphy. (2h30) HBO “Recount” +++ (Drama,2008) Kevin Spacey, John Hurt. (2h) TMC “Alchemy” +++ (Comedy,2005) Sarah Chalke, Tom Cavanagh. (1h30) 1:30 PM MAX “127 Hours” ++++ (Adventure,2010) James Franco, Amber Tamblyn. A mountain climber resorts to desperate measures after becoming trapped under a boulder. (1h35) 2:00 PM ION “Someone Like You” +++ (Romance,2001) Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear. (2h) 2:30 PM AMC “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” +++ (Sci-Fi,1982) Drew Barrymore, Henry Thomas. (2h30) 3:05 PM MAX “Body Heat” +++ (Crime Story,1981) Kathleen Turner, William Hurt. (1h55) 4:00 PM FX “Taken” +++ (Thriller,2008) Famke Janssen, Liam Neeson. (2h) 4:30 PM TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) 6:30 PM TCM “Pretty Poison” +++ (PsychoDrama,1968) Anthony Perkins, Tuesday Weld. (1h30) 6:35 PM MAX “48 Hours” ++++ (Action,1982) Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte. A cop enlists the aid of a crook serving thirty-five years for robbery. (1h40) 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Pride of St. Louis” +++ (Biography,1952) Dan Dailey, James Brown. (2h) CMT “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” +++ (Documentary,2003) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. (2h) FX “The Bounty Hunter” +++ (Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. (2h30) TCM “Midnight Lace” ++++ (Thriller,1960) Doris Day, Rex Harrison. A young woman can’t get anyone to believe she’s being stalked. (2h) 10:00 PM CMT “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” +++ (Documentary,2003) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. (2h) MAX “Jaws” ++++ (Horror,1975) Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider. A great white shark attacks and terrorizes the residents of a Long Island beach town. (2h05) 10:30 PM FX “The Bounty Hunter” +++ (Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. (2h30)
THURSDAY 12:00 PM
TCM “The Great Sinner” +++ (Ro-
mance,1949) Melvyn Douglas, Gregory Peck. (2h) 12:30 PM HBO “Something the Lord Made” +++ (Drama,2004) Alan Rickman, Mos Def. (2h) 2:00 PM TCM “Captain Horatio Hornblower” +++ (Adventure,1951) Virginia Mayo, Gregory Peck. (2h15)
SHOW “Capote” ++++ (True
Story,2005) (2h) See Sunday at 9:00 AM 4:15 PM TCM “Man With a Million” +++ (Comedy,1954) Jane Griffiths, Gregory Peck. (1h30) MAX “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum. (2h) 5:45 PM TCM “The Purple Plain” +++ (War,1954) Bernard Lee, Gregory Peck. (1h45) 6:00 PM FAM “Dirty Dancing” +++ (Dance,1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. (2h30) 7:45 PM MAX “Midnight Run” +++ (Comedy,1988) Charles Grodin, Robert De Niro. (2h15) 8:00 PM CMT “Young Guns” +++ (Western,1988) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (2h) TCM “Please Don’t Eat the Daisies” +++ (Comedy,1960) David Niven, Doris Day. (2h) 9:00 PM SYFY “White Noise” +++ (Mystery,2005) Chandra West, Michael Keaton. (2h) 10:00 PM (THIS) “Summer School” +++ (Comedy,1987) Kirstie Alley, Mark Harmon. (2h) FX “Role Models” +++ (Comedy,2008) Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott. (2h) TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) TCM “The Thrill of It All” +++ (Comedy,1963) Doris Day, James Garner. (2h)
FRIDAY 12:10 PM
TMC “Tough Guys” +++ (Com-
edy,1986) Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas. (1h50) 12:30 PM (THIS) “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead” +++ (Comedy,1990) Gary Oldman, Tim Roth. (2h30) 12:45 PM TCM “The Man With Two Faces” +++ (Mystery,1934) Edward G. Robinson, Mary Astor. (1h15) 1:00 PM ION “At First Sight” +++ (Drama,1999) Mira Sorvino, Val Kilmer. (2h) SHOW “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) (2h) See Sunday at 5:00 PM 1:50 PM MAX “The Adjustment Bureau” +++ (Romance,2011) Matt Damon, Emily Blunt. (1h45) 2:00 PM FAM “Dirty Dancing” +++ (Dance,1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. (2h30) TCM “The Whole Town’s Talking” +++ (Comedy,1935) Edward G. Robinson, Jean Arthur. (1h45) 3:00 PM (THIS) “Vincent and Theo” +++ (Biography,1990) Paul Rhys, Tim Roth. (3h) 3:35 PM MAX “Star Trek: First Contact” +++ (Sci-Fi,1996) Brent Spiner, Patrick Stewart. (1h55)
4:30 PM
FAM “Practical Magic” +++ (Fan-
tasy,1998) Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock. (2h30) 5:00 PM CMT “Young Guns” +++ (Western,1988) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (2h) 5:30 PM MAX “Dinner for Schmucks” +++ (Comedy,2010) Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. (2h) 6:00 PM HBO “The Losers” +++ (Action,2010) Chris Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (1h45) 6:45 PM TCM “The Big Leaguer” +++ (Drama,1953) Edward G. Robinson, Vera-Ellen. (1h15) 7:00 PM FX “Live Free or Die Hard” +++ (Action,2007) Bruce Willis, Justin Long. (3h) 7:30 PM BET “Dead Presidents” ++++ (Suspense,1995) Keith David, Larenz Tate. A distressed Vietnam War veteran turns to crime and begins plotting a major theft. (2h30) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Summer School” +++ (Comedy,1987) Kirstie Alley, Mark Harmon. (2h) TCM “Love Me or Leave Me” +++ (Biography,1955) Doris Day, James Cagney. (2h15) 9:00 PM BRAVO “Ocean’s Eleven” +++ (Crime Story,2001) Brad Pitt, George Clooney. (2h30) CMT “Tombstone” +++ (Western,1993) Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. (3h15) FAM “Nanny McPhee” +++ (Fantasy,2005) Colin Firth, Emma Thompson. (2h) 10:00 PM BET “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++ (Drama,1991) Cuba Gooding Jr., Laurence Fishburne. A divorced father strives to raise his son with values and steer him away from violence. (2h) TBS “Mean Girls” ++++ (Comedy/ Drama,2004) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams. A new student is a hit with the popular crowd until she falls for the wrong guy. (2h05) SHOW “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) (2h) See Sunday at 5:00 PM 10:15 PM TCM “Young Man With a Horn” +++ (Drama,1950) Kirk Douglas, Lauren Bacall. (2h)
SATURDAY 11:00 AM
VH1 “National Lampoon’s Vacation”
+++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h) 11:50 AM MAX “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” +++ (Adventure,1997) Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore. (2h10) 12:00 PM FAM “The Sound of Music” +++ (Musical,1965) Christopher Plummer, Julie Andrews. (4h) TBS “Shrek 2” +++ (Animated,2004) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (1h57) 12:30 PM FX “Live Free or Die Hard” +++
(Action,2007) Bruce Willis, Justin Long. (3h) 1:00 PM (WLYH) “Walk the Line” +++ (Biography,2005) Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon. (3h) ION “Something to Talk About” +++ (Comedy,1995) Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts. (2h) SYFY “Dawn of the Dead” +++ (Horror,2004) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. (2h30) 1:30 PM HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 1:55 PM TBS “Shrek the Third” +++ (Animated,2007) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h03) 3:00 PM AMC “High Plains Drifter” +++ (Western,1973) Clint Eastwood, Verna Bloom. (2h30) ION “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) SPIKE “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) TCM “The Great Escape” +++ (War,1963) James Garner, Steve McQueen. (3h) 3:30 PM FX “What Happens in Vegas” +++ (Comedy,2008) Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz. (2h) SYFY “End of Days” +++ (Action,1999) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne. (2h30) 4:00 PM (THIS) “A Thousand Clowns” +++ (Comedy,1965) Barbara Harris, Jason Robards. (2h30) FAM “Mary Poppins” ++++ (Musical,1964) Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke. In Edwardian London, a nanny teaches children how to make life enjoyable for all. (3h) 5:30 PM AMC “Jeremiah Johnson” +++ (Western,1972) Robert Redford, Will Geer. (2h30) FX “The Bounty Hunter” +++ (Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. (2h30) TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) 5:45 PM CMT “Tombstone” +++ (Western,1993) Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. (3h15)
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