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BRAVO “Quantum of Solace� +++

(Action,2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. (2h30) 9:10 PM MAX “Sanctum� +++ (Action,2011) Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker. (1h50) 9:45 PM TCM “It All Came True� +++ (Musical,1940) Ann Sheridan, Jaffery Lynn. (1h45) 10:00 PM SPIKE “The Fugitive� +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) TBS “Catch Me If You Can� +++ (Adventure,2002) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks. (3h05) 11:00 PM FX “Death Race� +++ (Action,2008) Joan Allen, Jason Statham. (3h) VH1 “Menace II Society� +++ (Drama,1993) Larenz Tate, Tyrin Turner. (2h) 11:30 PM BRAVO “Quantum of Solace� +++ (Action,2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. (2h30) 1:00 AM AMC “The War of the Worlds� +++ (Sci-Fi,1953) Gene Barry, Robert Cornthwaite. (2h) SPIKE “Deliverance� ++++ (Adventure,1972) Burt Reynolds, Jon

Voight. During a wilderness trip, four city slickers are attacked by a pair of mountain men. (2h30) 1:05 AM TBS “Catch Me If You Can� +++ (Adventure,2002) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks. (3h) 1:30 AM MAX “The Blues Brothers� +++ (Comedy,1980) Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi. (2h15) 2:00 AM TNT “Conspiracy Theory� +++ (Action,1997) Julia Roberts, Mel Gibson. (3h)

SATURDAY 9:15 AM TCM “Bullets or Ballots� +++ (Crime Story,1936) Edward G. Robinson, Joan Blondell. (1h30) 9:30 AM AMC “McLintock!� +++ (Western,1963) John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara. (3h) 10:00 AM COM “Extract� +++ (Comedy,2009) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis. (2h) USA “Miami Vice� +++ (Action,2006) Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx. (3h) 10:30 AM FAM “Jumanji� +++ (Fantasy,1995) Bonnie Hunt, Robin Williams. (2h30)

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SHOW “Letters to Juliet� +++

(Comedy/Drama,2010) Vanessa Redgrave, Amanda Seyfried. (1h55) 10:45 AM TCM “One Mysterious Night� +++ (Crime Story,1944) Chester Morris, Richard Lane. (1h15) 11:20 AM TMC “Indian Summer� +++ (Comedy/Drama,1993) Alan Arkin, Diane Lane. (1h40) 11:55 AM TBS “The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines� +++ (Fantasy,2006) Noah Wyle, Lisa Brenner. (2h05) 12:00 PM HBO “Bend It Like Beckham� +++ (Comedy/Drama,2002) Keira Knightley, Parminder Nagra. (2h) 12:30 PM AMC “Desperado� +++ (Action,1995) Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek. (2h30) FX “Transporter 2� +++ (Action,2005) Jason Statham, Amber Valletta. (2h) 1:15 PM TNT “Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King� +++ (Fantasy,2003) Viggo Mortensen, Elijah Wood.

(4h15) 1:30 PM TCM “Ring of Bright Water� +++

(Drama,1969) Bill Travers, Virginia McKenna. (2h) 2:00 PM TBS “The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice� +++ (Action,2008) Bob Newhart, Noah Wyle. (2h) 2:30 PM FX “Death Race� +++ (Action,2008) Joan Allen, Jason Statham. (3h) 3:00 PM FAM “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl� +++ (Adventure,2003) Geoffrey Rush, Johnny Depp. (3h) ION “Space Cowboys� +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) TOON “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs� +++ (Animated,2009) Anna Faris, Bill Hader. (2h) 3:30 PM TCM “McLintock!� +++ (Western,1963) John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara. (2h15) USA “No Country for Old Men� +++ (Crime Story,2007) Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones. (2h30) 4:00 PM HBO “Shrek Forever After� +++ (Animated,2010) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (1h45) 5:00 PM TOON “Shrek� +++ (Animated,2001) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h)

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(Comedy,2002) Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme. (2h) SPIKE “Walking Tall� +++ (Action,2004) Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) VH1 “Menace II Society� +++ (Drama,1993) Larenz Tate, Tyrin Turner. (2h) 10:00 PM TBS “Forrest Gump� +++ (Comedy/Drama,1994) Sally Field, Tom Hanks. (3h) TCM “Brief Encounter� ++++ (Romance,1945) Celia Johnson, Trevor Howard. Two strangers meet at a train station and are drawn into a short, but poignant, romance.

(1h30) 11:00 PM USA “The Game Plan� +++ (Family,2007) Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. (2h30) 11:30 PM BRAVO “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade� ++++ (Adventure,1989) (3h) See 9:00 PM FAM “Finding Neverland� +++ (Drama,2004) Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet. (2h30) TCM “Mutiny on the Bounty� +++ (Adventure,1962) Marlon Brando, Trevor Howard. (3h15) Carlisle Sentinel, PA: Movies Apr 22, 2012 to Apr 28, 2012

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The right stuff Inmates prove their worth in new Hallmark ďŹ lm through a grueling training regimen to prove both their strength and their commitome of the greatest films of ment. They follow daily exercise routines and strict diets all time are based on real to keep them at the height of people and historical events.

Films such as “Titanic� (1997) their physical condition, and they have to bond as a group and “Citizen Kane� (1941) so they know they can trust take inspiration from the past and extrapolate on the circum- each other.

After their training, they stances to create an amazing jump from the frying pan film.

But inspiration doesn’t have and into the fire, so to speak.

Though the training was to come from the past. Many tough, it was minimal comfilms in the Hallmark Hall of pared to the danger and emoFame lineup have been based tion of the real rescues and on real people’s journeys to duties they endure. The teams better themselves and help are trained to deal with forest the world become a better fires as well as rescue missions place. Hallmark’s latest film, “Firelight,� was based on real and advanced first aid.

While the story for “Firecharacters, but the story itself light� is technically fictional, was a compilation of many the program in which the different characters and cirwomen are enrolled is real, cumstances that writer Ligiah Villalobos encountered during and many of the personal stories are true. Several counher research. ties in Georgia and California “Firelight� premieres Suncurrently use inmates for fireday, April 22, on ABC. In the film, a counselor at a fighting and rescue missions.

Though the political spectrum women’s correctional facility is split on the use of prisoners strives to help young women reincorporate themselves back as free labor, there are many success stories that have come into society. Dwayne Johnson from the program.

(DJ) sees the good in people “Seventy per cent of the and realizes that, with time, girls who are in the program a person can change. Cuba do not go back to prison,�

Gooding Jr. stars as DJ, who explained Villalobos. “Some of recruits some of the women in the facility to redeem them- them have master’s degrees selves as volunteer firefighters. now, a few of them became paramedics, and many of them Many of the women are went on to be firefighters after honestly trying to reform themselves into model citizens they were out of prison.�

However, Villalobos exand gain retribution for their past misdeeds. They come from plained, it is quite difficult to get into the program. She backgrounds of abuse, drugs listed several factors that can and neglect, which pushed eliminate someone’s chances -them into lives of crime and attempted escape, poor behavpoor choices. ior or a past arson conviction “Even though society says are just a few of the things they’ve done bad things, that can get an inmate crossed they’re not bad people,� said off the list of candidates.

Gooding. “They did things in DJ is the main protagonist their past that were selfish and self-centered, but they can of “Firelight.� He acts as a turn their lives around.� father figure for the young The team of women goes women -- many of whom did

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Cuba Gooding Jr. stars in “Firelight� not have positive male role models during their youth.

Gooding brings an air of experience to the role that few other actors could have given.

The 44-year-old has teenage children, so he knows what it’s like to have young people look up to him. He has also starred in several films that have been based on history, including 2001’s “Pearl Harbor� and 1995’s “The Tuskegee Airmen.�

Gooding won an Oscar statue for his role in “Jerry Maguire�

(1996), when he played the biggest client for a sports agent (Tom Cruise).

Most of the other stars of “Firelight� are relatively unknown, but with the praise that Gooding and director Darnell Martin have been giving them, they won’t be unknown for very long. “These young actors blew me away,� said Gooding. “I’m seeing performances that remind me of young Meryl Streep, young Halle Berry.

There is so much truth in their performances. It’s taken my breath away several times.�

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But as long as you haven’t been on the receiving end of his criticism (ask Paula Deen or Sandra Lee), the man is pretty highly respected.

Love him or hate him, he’s Anthony Bourdain, host of the Travel Channel’s Emmy award-winning series “Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations� airing Monday nights.

The series kicked off its eighth season on April 9, and fans can expect more of the host’s frank and humorous commentaries as he continues his global, food-centric journey.

For the unacquainted, the series follows Bourdain to countries and cities (including some here in the U.S.) where he samples their way

A scene from “Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations� of life – and more importantly, their foods. Since the series is on Travel Channel, first-time viewers can expect gorgeous shots of breathtaking scenery that might send you online to look up travel fares. But it’s Bourdain’s personal narratives and his experiences that infuse this series with character.

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would off-camera, too), but not necessarily in an irreverent way.

And while the foods featured can range from the sublime to the extreme, the core idea behind the show is really not about the shock factor – it’s about viewing the world and ourselves through the foods we all eat. Some just happen to be a bit more unusual than others.

Bourdain is a renowned chef, but for most, his celebrity status comes from his writings and television career more so than his cooking. His 20-plus years of toiling away in New York’s kitchens became fodder for his best-selling memoir “Kitchen Confidential.� In addition to personal anecdotes about his career and excesses, the book was particularly noted for laying bare many of the real goings-on inside of New York’s commercial kitchens.

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(THIS) “A Few Good Men” +++

(Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) TCM “Ambush” +++ (Western,1950) John Hodiak, Robert Taylor. (1h45) 8:30 PM DISN “Princess Protection Program” +++ (Family,2009) Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato. (1h40) SPIKE “Halloween” ++++ (Horror,2007) Brad Dourif, Malcolm McDowell. Killer Mike Myers escapes from the mental asylum and returns home to find his baby sister. (2h30) 9:45 PM TCM “Ride Lonesome” +++ (Western,1959) Karen Steele, Randolph Scott. (1h30) 11:00 PM (THIS) “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) 1:00 AM TCM “Stagecoach” ++++ (Western,1939) Claire Trevor, John Wayne.

An odd group of passengers travel by stagecoach through uncharted Indian Territory. (1h45)

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MAX “The Adjustment Bureau”

+++ (Romance,2011) Matt Damon, Emily Blunt. (1h50) 11:00 AM (THIS) “The Battle of El Alamein” ++++ (War,1968) Frederick Stafford, Robert Hossein. Montgomery’s Eighth Army stops German Field Marshal Rommel’s Afrika Korps in 1942. (2h) 11:30 AM TCM “Two for the Seesaw” +++ (Romance,1962) Robert Mitchum, Shirley McLaine. (2h) 12:05 PM MAX “Seven” +++ (Thriller,1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (2h10) 1:00 PM (THIS) “The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes” +++ (Mystery,1970) Christopher Lee, Robert Stevens.

(2h30) FX “Deception” +++ (Crime Story,2008) Ewan McGregor, Hugh Jackman. (2h) 2:00 PM DISN “Princess Protection Program” +++ (Family,2009) Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato. (1h40) HBO “Crooklyn” +++ (Comedy,1994) Delroy Lindo, Alfre Woodard. (2h) 3:15 PM TCM “Some Came Running” +++ (Drama,1958) Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra. (2h30) 4:00 PM HBO “Bend It Like Beckham” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2002) Keira Knightley, Parminder Nagra. (2h) 5:00 PM CMT “Young Guns” +++ (Western,1988) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (2h) 5:30 PM (THIS) “The Offence (Something Like the Truth)” +++ (Drama,1973) Sean Connery, Trevor Howard. (2h30)

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TCM “The Apartment” ++++ (Ro-

mance,1960) Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine. Problems arise when an insurance clerk loans his apartment out to philandering executives.

(2h15) 6:00 PM SHOW “I Am Number Four” +++ (Action,2011) Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant. (2h) 6:30 PM FAM “Jumanji” +++ (Fantasy,1995) Bonnie Hunt, Robin Williams. (2h30) 7:45 PM MAX “The Town” ++++ (Action,2010) Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall. A career criminal juggles his feelings for a bank manager from a previous robbery. (2h15) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Dressed to Kill” +++ (Thriller,1980) Angie Dickinson, Michael Caine. (2h) AMC “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” +++ (Comedy,2000) George Clooney, John Goodman.

(2h30) TCM “The Way We Were” +++ (Romance,1973) Barbra Streisand, Robert Redford. (2h15) 8:30 PM DISN “Another Cinderella Story” +++ (Comedy,2008) Selena Gomez, Andrew Seeley. (1h40) 9:00 PM CMT “Young Guns” +++ (Western,1988) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (2h) FAM “Richie Rich” +++ (Comedy,1994) John Larroquette, Macaulay Culkin. (2h) 10:15 PM TCM “Funny Girl” ++++ (Musical,1968) Barbra Streisand, Omar Sharif. An ‘ugly duckling’ singer and comedienne, with an unstoppable ambition, dreams of stardom. (2h45) 10:30 PM AMC “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” +++ (Comedy,2000) George Clooney, John Goodman.

(2h30) 12:00 AM (THIS) “Dressed to Kill” +++ (Thriller,1980) Angie Dickinson, Michael Caine. (2h) SHOW “Blue Valentine” ++++ (Drama,2010) Michelle Williams, Ryan Gosling. A married couple spends the night at a hotel in the hopes of saving their marriage. (2h) 12:30 AM HBO “Bridesmaids” +++ (Comedy,2011) Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig. (2h10) 1:00 AM TCM “The Prince of Tides” ++++ (Drama,1991) Barbra Streisand, Nick Nolte. A man’s relationship with his psychiatrist helps him to confront a childhood trauma. (2h30) 2:00 AM (THIS) “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h)

WEDNESDAY 9:30 AM

AMC “Meet Joe Black” +++

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TCM “Two Girls on Broadway”

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proving that it’s still a big draw.

There are no swashbucklers or dashing buccaneers, but viewers are hooked on “Deadliest Catch,” which airs Tuesdays on the cable specialty channel.

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seasons.

Despite the perilous conditions, “Deadliest Catch” has sailed through seven seasons and is now celebrating its eighth, a tremendous feat for any TV series these days, let alone such a gritty, unglamorous one. It’s been a labor of love for those involved, though.

“From the very first day it has been a privilege to share this amazing journey with the fishermen of the Bering Sea,” said Thom Beers, executive producer and creator of “Deadliest Catch.” “Everyone at Original Productions is proud to be a part of such a groundbreaking and successful series.”

The show has certainly been successful. Since it premiered in 2005, it has become an international hit and now airs in more than 150 countries. It has won seven of the 25 Emmys it has been nominated for -- five of them in 2011 alone. More recently, the show hit its milestone 100th episode mark with this spring’s season premiere.

It appears the element of risk is what draws millions to the series. There are no sets or scripts, and the danger seen on the screen is very real, hence the “Deadliest” part of the title.

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Crab fishing is so hazardous that the U.S. Coast Guard often shows up in the footage, rescuing crewmembers. In fact, Original Productions stations a camera crew with the coast guard while the show is being filmed.

The show goes beyond what happens on the ship to delve into the lives of the remarkable crewmembers that risk life and limb, literally, in the hopes of hauling in a big catch. The real stars, however, are the captains of the featured vessels, which have included the Cornelia Marie, the Wizard, the Northwestern, and the Time Bandit.

The captains, such as Northwestern’s Sig Hansen and Time Bandit’s Johnathan Hillstrand, share an entertaining on-screen rivalry.

Family ties are also explored as many of those working on the boats are related. Crabfishing dynasties of note are the Hansen brothers -- Sig and Norm -- on the Northwestern, and the Hillstrand family aboard the Time Bandit.

All of these elements combine for riveting television.

However, the loss of a captain during the filming in Season 6 has cast a dark shadow on the show’s success. In January 2010, Capt. Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie suffered a stroke and was airlifted to Anchorage,

and cameras continued to roll during his evacuation, reportedly at Harris’ insistence. Doctors tried to save the beloved sea captain, but 11 days later he died.

The show has persevered, and Season 7 averaged more than three million viewers per episode, and it ranked tops among the non-sports cable programs on Tuesday nights.

Computer-savvy viewers can use Twitter to keep up with what others are saying about the show at #DCatch. The eighth season promises lots to tweet as the crews struggle to make enough to support their families with fishing quotas slashed by almost half, thanks to the downturn in the economy. Captains must figure out how to haul in bigger profits as some consider hunting for the more-elusive blue crab.

Also, the crews switch things up as Phil’s sons Jake and Josh join the crews of the Northwestern and the Time Bandit, respectively.

“Deadliest Catch” isn’t the only hit TV show making waves on the Bering Sea. Discovery’s new “Bering Sea Gold” has reeled in viewers, thanks to its eccentric characters and highstakes adventure as treasure hunters search for gold on the bottom of the sea floor off the coast of Nome, Alaska. The show’s January premiere struck ratings gold with 3.66 million viewers, becoming the highestrated series launch in Discovery Channel history among key demographics.

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A juror is in serious trouble after fleeing in the midst of deliberations on a highprofile murder case. While Harry defends the juror, Phoebe and Adam work for a reality TV show wife who’s being sued by her dead husband’s family.

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The Good Wife 9:00 PM Alicia takes on the case of a judge whose actions as a prosecutor may cause him to be disbarred. At the same time, Cary (Matt Czuchry) makes a decision about his career, and Agent Delaney’s investigation has repercussions for Kalinda.

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RTN (27.2) Soupy Sales Moyers and Company (CC) Smart Talk (CC) Roots "Maggie Gyllenhaal and Masterpiece Classic "Birdsong" The story of Powering the Planet - Earth: Independent WITF (33) Robert Downey, Jr." HD (N) lovers who are torn apart by war. 1/2 HD (N) The Power of the Planet (CC) Lens Two and a Two and a The Simpsons The Simpsons Fox's 25th Anniversary Special Celebrating the shows and Fox 43 News (CC) Outdoorsman 30 Rock WPMT (43) Half Men (CC) Half Men (CC) HD HD stars of FOX’s history. HD (CC) (N) (CC) "Argus" (CC) CABLE CHANNELS Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars BreakoutKing An ex-Navy Seal BreakoutKing An ex-Navy Seal A&E HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD makes a grueling escape. HD makes a grueling escape. HD < Sahara ++ (2005, Action) Penélope Cruz, Paul Zahn, Matthew McConaughey. A treasure Killing Sarah gets a mysterious Mad Men "Far Away Places" Killing Sarah gets a mysterious AMC message from Rosie Larsen. HD HD (N) message from Rosie Larsen. hunter searches for the cause of pollution. HD (CC) Blue Planet "Coral Seas" HD Blue Planet "Coasts" HD (CC) River Monsters HD Frozen Planet HD Monsters "Asian Slayer" HD Frozen Planet HD ANPL 5:00 < Hurricane Season Forest Whitaker. < Eve's Bayou +++ ('97) Diahann Carroll, Jurnee Smollett, Samuel L. Jackson. The Game HD Together HD 'Like a Man' Together HD BET The Real Housewives of New Housewives Atlanta The ladies Housewives Atlanta The ladies Housewives Atlanta The ladies The Real Housewives of New Watch What HousewivesBRAVO Jersey "Reunion Part 2" (CC) wrap up the season in style. wrap up the season in style. wrap up the season in style.

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ION 5:00 < The Wife He Met < The Craigslist Killer ('11) Agnes Bruckner, Billy Baldwin. A ArmyWife Nicole negotiates a Client List "Tough Love" Riley < The Craigslist Killer ('11) LIFE resolution with the militia. HD receives a promotion. HD (N) Online Cameron Mathison. HD med student is tied to murders of beautiful women. HD Billy Baldwin. HD Pauly D Pauly D punk'd (CC) punk'd (CC) Savage U Savage U 16 and Pregnant (CC) 16 and Pregnant (CC) Dance Crew MTV Friends (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob That '70s That '70s My Wife and My Wife and George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) NICK (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Show (CC) Show (CC) Kids HD (CC) Kids HD (CC) (CC) FIM Superbike HD (CC) Speed Center HD (CC) Dave Despain (L) HD (CC) NASCAR Victory Lane HD Octane HD (N) Car Crazy HD AMA Motorcycle Racing HD SPEED Bar Rescue "Bar Fight" HD Bar Rescue Bar expert Jon Bar Rescue The owner of The Bar Rescue 'The Abbey Pub' is a Bar Res. Jon Taffer attempts to Bar Res. The bar manager wonders SPIKE Taffer updates a sports bar. HD Chicken Bone avoids financial ruin. family-owned bar on its last legs. save automotive-themed bar. about the method of success.

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Medium HD Medium HD < Resident Evil: Extinction ++ ('07) Oded Fehr, Ali Larter, < The Dark Knight +++ (2008, Action) Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Christian Bale. Batman battles a < Watchmen TNT Milla Jovovich. Survivors of an apocalypse fight off zombies. madman who causes chaos for fun. HD (CC) ++ HD Wallace & Wallace "A Wallace & Gumball "The Level Up Level Up "Max King of the King of the RobotChicken/ Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Squad TOON Gromit Close Shave" Gromit Party" Squared" Hill Hill :15 Robot (N)/:45 Robot WienerCircle WienerCircle WienerCircle WienerCircle Bait Car (N) Bait Car Las Vegas Jail Las Vegas Jail Vegas Jail (N) Las Vegas Jail Forensic Files Forensic Files TRUTV M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Everybody Everybody Everybody Everybody Everybody The King of TVLAND (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Loves Ray (CC) Loves Ray (CC) Loves Ray (CC) Loves Ray (CC) Loves Ray (CC) Queens (CC) Law & Order: Special Victims SVU An infant disappears from Law & Order: SVU A teacher is SVU "Rockabye" A pregnant SVU A girl is accused of < He's Just Not That Into USA Unit "Informed" HD (CC) a park and gets badly beaten. found raped and murdered. HD runaway is badly beaten. HD abandoning her newborn baby. You ++ Ginnifer Goodwin. HD Therapy "Childhood Trauma" Mob Wives HD Mob Wives HD (N) Tough Love New Orleans (N) Mob Wives HD Stevie TV HD ToughLove VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS 5:10 < Water for Elephants :10 < Your Highness + ('11) Danny McBride, James Franco. A Game of Thrones "Garden Of Veep (P) HD Girls "Vagina Game of Thrones "Garden Of HBO ('11) Robert Pattinson. HD prince goes on a quest to rescue his kidnapped bride. HD Bones" HD (CC) (N) (CC) (N) Panic" HD (N) Bones" HD (CC) 5:35 < Alien: The Director's Cut ++++ A :35 < The Tree of Life (2011, Drama) Sean Penn, Jessica Chastain, Brad Pitt. A < X-Men: First Class ++++ ('11) Michael Fassbender, James MAX dangerous alien boards a spacecraft. HD disillusioned adult tries to reconcile with his dad. HD (CC) McAvoy. The Mutants help the government stop a dictator. HD 5:30 < 180 South ('10) Doug The Borgias "Paolo" (CC) The Big C Nurse Jackie Nurse Jackie The Big C The Borgias "The Beautiful Nurse Jackie The Big C SHOW Tompkins, Yvon Chouinard. HD HD "The Wall" HD Deception" "The Wall" HD 5:45 Behind the Burly Q Chronicling the < Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon A < Windtalkers ++ ('02) Adam Beach, Nicolas Cage. WWII :15 < Hellraiser VIII: TMC subculture of burlesque shows. HD (CC) look at the rise of the rock band Kings of Leon. Navajo Marines use their language as radio code. HD Hellworld ++

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T 8:30 <++ Hall Pass :35 <++ Jonah Hex ('10) Josh Brolin. <++ Wes Craven's New Nightmare :50 <++ Iceman ('84) Timothy Hutton. :35 <+ Lottery Ticket ('10) Bow Wow. :15 <+++ 28 Days Later ('02) Cillian Murphy.

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T 8:30 < Breaking Up Is Hard to Do ('10) < Skateland ('10) Shiloh Fernandez. <++ The Road ('09) Guy Pearce, Robert Duvall. :25 < 180 South ('10) Yvon Chouinard. <+++ The Italian Job ('03) Mark Wahlberg. :55 <+++ The Hours ('02) Movie F 8:15 < The Prankster ('10) <+ Undiscovered ('05) :40 < TrollHunter ('10) Otto Jespersen. :10 < Dorian Gray (Dra, '09) Colin Firth, Ben Barnes. :10 < Once More With Feeling ('10) :55 <++ Get Well Soon M Movie <+ In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale :10 <++ Celebrity ('99) Hank Azaria. :05 < The Extra Man ('10) Katie Holmes.

T 8:00 < The Tempest ('10) <++ Mandela and de Klerk ('97) Sidney Poitier. < Agora (Dra, '09) Max Minghella, Rachel Weisz. <++ Sex and a Girl ('01) Angela Gots. :45 < Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings... :45 <++ The Twilight Saga: New Moon ('09) Kristen Stewart.

TMC W Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work < Spooner ('09) Matthew Lillard. :25 <+++ The Thin Blue Line ('88) :10 <+++ Tough Guys ('86) Burt Lancaster. :55 <++ Blue in the ...

T 8: <++ Robin of Lock... :15 < Once More With Feeling ('10) <+ Dark Descent ('01) Dean Cain. :45 <+++ The Good Mother ('88) F 8:30 <++ Honey, I Ble... < The Extra Man ('10) John C. Reilly, Katie Holmes. <+ The Trial of Billy Jack (West, '74) Delores Taylor, Tom Laughlin.

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(Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 10:00 AM HALL “Straight From The Heart” +++ (Romance,2003) Andrew McCarthy, Teri Polo. (2h) TCM “Pigskin Parade” ++++ (Musical,1936) Jack Haley, Patsy Kelly.

A college football coach must find himself a star player or else he will loose his job. (2h) VH1 “Coming to America” +++ (Comedy,1988) Arsenio Hall, Eddie Murphy. (2h30) 11:00 AM (THIS) “Little Monsters” +++ (Family,1989) Fred Savage, Howie Mandel. (2h) 11:05 AM AMC “Meet Joe Black” +++ (Drama,1998) Brad Pitt, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (3h56) 11:50 AM MAX “Midnight Run” +++ (Comedy,1988) Charles Grodin, Robert De Niro. (2h10)

12:00 PM COM “Beverly Hills Cop” +++ (Comedy,1984) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. (2h15) TCM “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town” ++++ (Comedy,1936) Gary Cooper, Jean Arthur. A small-town poet inherits $20 million, and becomes surrounded by con artists. (2h) 1:00 PM USA “Crank” ++++ (Action,2006) Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam. A man running on rage begins a desperate race to avenge himself and save his girlfriend. (2h) 1:15 PM SHOW “Phenomenon” +++ (Drama,1996) John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick. (2h15) 1:30 PM ION “The Visitor” +++ (Drama,2007) Richard Jenkins, Haaz Sleiman. (2h30) 2:00 PM MAX “Death Becomes Her” +++ (Comedy,1992) Bruce Willis, Meryl Streep. (1h45) 3:00 PM AMC “Legends of the Fall” +++ (Drama,1994) Brad Pitt, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (3h) 3:15 PM HBO “The Losers” +++ (Ac-

tion,2010) Chris Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (1h40) 3:45 PM MAX “Sanctum” +++ (Action,2011) Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker. (1h50) 4:00 PM ION “At First Sight” +++ (Drama,1999) Mira Sorvino, Val Kilmer.

(2h) TCM “In the Heat of the Night” ++++ (Crime Story,1967) Rod Steiger, Sidney Poitier. A homicide detective, who was wrongly accused of murder, must work with a racist sheriff. (2h) 4:30 PM FX “The Day After Tomorrow” +++ (Action,2004) Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal. (2h30) 5:00 PM SYFY “Dead Silence” +++ (Horror,2007) Donnie Wahlberg, Amber Valletta. (2h) 5:35 PM MAX “Alien: The Director’s Cut” ++++ (Horror,1979) Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt. The crew of a spacecraft take on a dangerous alien that is voracious and relentless. (2h) 6:00 PM CMT “Blue Collar Comedy Tour”

+++ (Documentary,2003) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. (2h) TCM “Summertime” +++ (Romance,1955) Katharine Hepburn, Rossano Brazzi. (2h) 7:30 PM BET “Eve’s Bayou” +++ (Drama,1997) Diahann Carroll, Samuel L. Jackson. (2h30) 8:00 PM HALL “Straight From The Heart” +++ (Romance,2003) Andrew McCarthy, Teri Polo. (2h) TNT “The Dark Knight” +++ (Action,2008) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. (3h30) 9:45 PM TCM “A Stolen Life” ++++ (Drama,1946) Bette Davis, Glenn Ford. A man accidentally marries the identical twin of the woman he loves. (2h15) 10:00 PM ION “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See 9:35 AM 12:00 AM TCM “La Boheme” +++ (Romance,1926) John Gilbert, Roy D’Arcy. (2h)

1:00 AM ION “Someone Like You” +++ (Romance,2001) Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear. (2h) 1:45 AM MAX “In the Cut” +++ (Thriller,2003) Mark Ruffalo, Meg Ryan.

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ma,2003) Jeff Bridges, Tobey Maguire. (2h20) 11:30 AM AMC “Desperado” +++ (Action,1995) Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek. (2h30) 11:35 AM SHOW “Letters to Juliet” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2010) Vanessa Redgrave, Amanda Seyfried. (1h55) 11:45 AM COM “Beverly Hills Cop” +++ (Comedy,1984) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. (2h15) 12:00 PM (THIS) “Dreamchild” +++ (Drama,1985) Coral Browne, Ian Holm. (2h) 1:00 PM BET “Eve’s Bayou” +++ (Dra-

ma,1997) Diahann Carroll, Samuel L. Jackson. (2h30) ION “Something to Talk About” +++ (Comedy,1995) Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts. (2h) MAX “Gotcha!” +++ (Comedy,1985) Anthony Edwards, Linda Fiorentino. (1h45) 3:00 PM ION “At First Sight” +++ (Drama,1999) Mira Sorvino, Val Kilmer.

(2h) SYFY “Dead Silence” +++ (Horror,2007) Donnie Wahlberg, Amber Valletta. (2h) 4:00 PM FX “Deception” +++ (Crime Story,2008) Ewan McGregor, Hugh Jackman. (2h) 4:30 PM HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 5:00 PM ION “Someone Like You” +++ (Romance,2001) Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear. (2h) 6:15 PM MAX “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum. (2h)

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Grimm 9:00 PM Nick unearths evidence of a long-standing feud in the creature world and attempts to unleash his inner Grimm. Meanwhile, a suspect summons reapers to town in the hopes of eliminating the Grimm. Also, Juliette urges Nick to invite Monroe over for dinner.

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CSI: NY 9:00 PM An explosion rocks the streets and a wave of brutality threatens a small New York City community as the team takes on a grisly case. Flack, Danville and Taylor look for answers when a body is dismembered and pieces are found on four street corners.

(WHP)

Blue Bloods 10:00 PM Alexia Rasmussen guest stars as Sophia, a key witness in a Russian mob trial under the protection of Danny and Jackie. When someone makes an attempt on Sophia’s life, the officers begin to suspect there may be an informant on the task force.

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Don’t Be Tardy For the Wedding 9:00 PM Reality TV star Kim Zolciak and Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann plan their wedding in this new series.

In the premiere, the bride and groom-to-be discover they have different budgets in mind for the lavish event.

Also, Kim hires Colin Cowie.

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Awake 10:00 PM A football rivalry comes into play when the big game has different results in each of Britten’s realities. While one version of the game ends in a murder in the stadium parking lot, the other results in a loss for a down-on-hisluck gambler.

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Comedy Centralâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Daily Show With Jon Stewartâ&#x20AC;? will continue its tradition of providing hilarious alternative coverage of the yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s biggest national political events by traveling to Charlotte, N.C., to report on the 2012 Democratic National Convention. While the convention will take place at the Time Warner Cable Arena and close at the Bank of America Stadium, host Jon Stewart will cover the convention from a facility primarily known as a childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s library and theater center.

Tapings will take place at ImaginOn: The Joe & Joan Martin Center and will air nightly from Tuesday, Sept. 4, to Friday, Sept. 7. More than 125 staff members will accompany Stewart to enjoy the southern hospitality during the week as they offer news clips, analysis and interviews to politically savvy viewers. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Daily Showâ&#x20AC;? news team members, including

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The cabler has put together a top-notch team to run the show, including Emmy-winning documentarians and brothers Gedeon and Jules Naudet, as well as news producer Chris Whipple and White House photographer David Hume Kennerly.

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The Naudet brothers are best known for their 2002 TV special â&#x20AC;&#x153;9/11â&#x20AC;? -- as well as last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s followup, â&#x20AC;&#x153;9/11: 10 Years Laterâ&#x20AC;? -- and 2007â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;In Godâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Name.â&#x20AC;? Whipple previously worked for ABC News and on â&#x20AC;&#x153;What Would You Doâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;60 Minutes,â&#x20AC;? and he is also a Peabody Award winner. Kennerly has won a Pulitzer Prize and various other industry awards for his photography work over the last 45 years.

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By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q: It saddens me to hear that â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pan Amâ&#x20AC;? was canceled. If there is someone I can email or call to try to get this show back on the air, please let me know.

Why was it canceled?

A: Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give up hope quite yet -- while â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pan Amâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;? chances arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t great (it was deemed â&#x20AC;&#x153;very unlikely to returnâ&#x20AC;? in TVSeriesFinale.comâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spring renewal-speculation list), it still isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t officially canceled.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the good news.

The bad news is that this is likely just a technicality -- in fact, the network probably will never officially cancel the show -- rather, they just wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t renew it. In which case, the word wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be official until ABCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s advertiser conference (called the â&#x20AC;&#x153;upfront presentationâ&#x20AC;? in media jargon) on May 15, 2012.

In the meantime, some devoted fans like yourself are campaigning to put the high-flying show back on the air. The site SavePanAm. com (fortunately for them, no one cared as much about the actual airline, so the domain name was available) offers the option of signing a petition, joining a Twitter campaign, or sending a letter or a postcard to ABC entertainment president Paul Lee to call for the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s renewal.

As for why it will likely be canceled, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for the usual and mundane reason of low ratings.

Again referring to TVSeriesFinale.com, the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ratings have dropped consistently since its fairly strong (though not spectacular) series premiere in September.

It averaged just 5.39 million viewers per episode over the season, which may sound great until you compare it to its lead-in, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Desperate Housewives,â&#x20AC;? which brought in three million more.

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What was the name?

A: The hit stage musical â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mamma Mia,â&#x20AC;? adapted in 2008 into a hit film, seems to owe a lot to a non-hit film made 40 years earlier: 1968â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell.â&#x20AC;?

Produced and filmed in Rome, Italy, it starred Italian bombshell Gina Lollobrigida (rather than her contemporary American bombshell Raquel Welch) as the titular Mrs. Campbell, who had trysts with three different American soldiers during the Second World War and led all three to believe they were the father of her daughter, Gia. The three GIs were played by Phil Silvers, Telly Savalas and Peter Lawford. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mamma Miaâ&#x20AC;? is about a young Greek girl who doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know who her father

is. She finds her motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s diary, which details flings she had with three different men -- one Swiss, one British and one American. Without her motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s knowledge, the girl invites all three to her upcoming wedding with the hope of learning who her father is.

Despite the similarities, the playâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plot was different enough that it was never officially called an adaptation.

This could also be because the unsuccessful â&#x20AC;&#x153;Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbellâ&#x20AC;? had already been adapted into an even less-successful stage musical of its own -- â&#x20AC;&#x153;Carmelina.â&#x20AC;? The play, which stuck almost exactly to the plot of the film, premiered on Broadway in April 1979 but closed again after just 17 performances.

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By Sheila Busteed TV Media LAUGHING AT THE DNC: First comes the Labor Day weekend, and then comes a week-long labor of laughs at the expense of politicians.

Comedy Centralâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Daily Show With Jon Stewartâ&#x20AC;? will continue its tradition of providing hilarious alternative coverage of the yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s biggest national political events by traveling to Charlotte, N.C., to report on the 2012 Democratic National Convention. While the convention will take place at the Time Warner Cable Arena and close at the Bank of America Stadium, host Jon Stewart will cover the convention from a facility primarily known as a childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s library and theater center.

Tapings will take place at ImaginOn: The Joe & Joan Martin Center and will air nightly from Tuesday, Sept. 4, to Friday, Sept. 7. More than 125 staff members will accompany Stewart to enjoy the southern hospitality during the week as they offer news clips, analysis and interviews to politically savvy viewers. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Daily Showâ&#x20AC;? news team members, including

Samantha Bee, Wyatt Cenac, Al Madrigal, Aasif Mandvi, Jason Jones, Jessica Williams and John Oliver, will be on the floor at the convention to contribute to Stewartâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s studio material. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We are incredibly excited to spend a week in the beautiful city of Charlotte,â&#x20AC;? said executive producer Rory Albanese. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And to the good people of North Carolina, for their southern hospitality in hosting 125 smart-aleck New Yorkers, we offer in advance our thanks, but most of all, our apologies. Honestly, we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mean to break that, and we promise weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll pay for it.â&#x20AC;?

Various parts of the convention will be open to the public, or they can alternatively choose to attend the special tapings of â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Daily Show.â&#x20AC;?

However, tickets for those tapings are exclusively available through thedailyshow.com.

shakers from the past.

It is said that the president is the most powerful person in the country, but without his chiefs of staff, political dreams and goals would never become a reality.

Premiering next year, Discovery will air a special series event called â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Gatekeepers,â&#x20AC;? which will offer an intimate, behind-the-scenes look at various terms of office in recent history through the eyes of those presidentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; closest confidants.

The cabler has put together a top-notch team to run the show, including Emmy-winning documentarians and brothers Gedeon and Jules Naudet, as well as news producer Chris Whipple and White House photographer David Hume Kennerly.

Nine administrations will be discussed through interviews with former chiefs of staff Rahm Emanuel, Donald UNLOCKING THE Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, James â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;GATEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: As the A. Baker III, Mack McLarty American political and John Sununu. The crew scene moves full will also interview former speed ahead presidents Jimmy Carter and toward the next George H.W. Bush for the presidential elecspecial. tion, Discovery is â&#x20AC;&#x153;When Discovery does hispreparing to take a tory, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about great storytelllook at some of the ing. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s why I am so excited most influential about â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Gatekeepers,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? said political Discoveryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eileen Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neill. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We movare working with the best filmers makers in the business, offerand ing the ultimate insiderâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s guide to the modern presidency.â&#x20AC;?

The Naudet brothers are best known for their 2002 TV special â&#x20AC;&#x153;9/11â&#x20AC;? -- as well as last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s followup, â&#x20AC;&#x153;9/11: 10 Years Laterâ&#x20AC;? -- and 2007â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;In Godâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Name.â&#x20AC;? Whipple previously worked for ABC News and on â&#x20AC;&#x153;What Would You Doâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;60 Minutes,â&#x20AC;? and he is also a Peabody Award winner. Kennerly has won a Pulitzer Prize and various other industry awards for his photography work over the last 45 years.

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By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q: It saddens me to hear that â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pan Amâ&#x20AC;? was canceled. If there is someone I can email or call to try to get this show back on the air, please let me know.

Why was it canceled?

A: Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give up hope quite yet -- while â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pan Amâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;? chances arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t great (it was deemed â&#x20AC;&#x153;very unlikely to returnâ&#x20AC;? in TVSeriesFinale.comâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spring renewal-speculation list), it still isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t officially canceled.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the good news.

The bad news is that this is likely just a technicality -- in fact, the network probably will never officially cancel the show -- rather, they just wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t renew it. In which case, the word wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be official until ABCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s advertiser conference (called the â&#x20AC;&#x153;upfront presentationâ&#x20AC;? in media jargon) on May 15, 2012.

In the meantime, some devoted fans like yourself are campaigning to put the high-flying show back on the air. The site SavePanAm. com (fortunately for them, no one cared as much about the actual airline, so the domain name was available) offers the option of signing a petition, joining a Twitter campaign, or sending a letter or a postcard to ABC entertainment president Paul Lee to call for the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s renewal.

As for why it will likely be canceled, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for the usual and mundane reason of low ratings.

Again referring to TVSeriesFinale.com, the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ratings have dropped consistently since its fairly strong (though not spectacular) series premiere in September.

It averaged just 5.39 million viewers per episode over the season, which may sound great until you compare it to its lead-in, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Desperate Housewives,â&#x20AC;? which brought in three million more.

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What was the name?

A: The hit stage musical â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mamma Mia,â&#x20AC;? adapted in 2008 into a hit film, seems to owe a lot to a non-hit film made 40 years earlier: 1968â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell.â&#x20AC;?

Produced and filmed in Rome, Italy, it starred Italian bombshell Gina Lollobrigida (rather than her contemporary American bombshell Raquel Welch) as the titular Mrs. Campbell, who had trysts with three different American soldiers during the Second World War and led all three to believe they were the father of her daughter, Gia. The three GIs were played by Phil Silvers, Telly Savalas and Peter Lawford. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mamma Miaâ&#x20AC;? is about a young Greek girl who doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know who her father

is. She finds her motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s diary, which details flings she had with three different men -- one Swiss, one British and one American. Without her motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s knowledge, the girl invites all three to her upcoming wedding with the hope of learning who her father is.

Despite the similarities, the playâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plot was different enough that it was never officially called an adaptation.

This could also be because the unsuccessful â&#x20AC;&#x153;Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbellâ&#x20AC;? had already been adapted into an even less-successful stage musical of its own -- â&#x20AC;&#x153;Carmelina.â&#x20AC;? The play, which stuck almost exactly to the plot of the film, premiered on Broadway in April 1979 but closed again after just 17 performances.

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Ice-T stars in “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 10:00 PM A case becomes personal for Tutuola when his son’s fiance is brutally attacked by a gang that appears to be targeting gay men.

Tony Hale guest stars as a teacher who suffers a similar attack. Martha Stewart also makes a special guest appearance.

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America Revealed 10:00 PM Yul Kwon hosts as this new series explores the details of how electricity is produced and distributed.

The modern power grid is incredibly powerful, but it is also very vulnerable. Visit New York’s control room and see how it all works.

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Total Blackout 10:00 PM Contestants face their fears in total darkness in this unique new game show. Jaleel White hosts as players go head-to-head in a series of challenges and nerve-wracking games.

There are no lights and no blindfolds -- just complete and utter darkness.

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30 Rock 8:30 PM Tina Fey and the rest of the cast show off their acting chops in this special live episode. When the powers that be announce they will no longer pay for “TGS” to be a live show, Kenneth objects and takes a look back at the history of Studio 6H. (WGAL)

Don’t Be Tardy For the Wedding 9:00 PM Reality TV star Kim Zolciak and Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann plan their wedding in this new series.

In the premiere, the bride and groom-to-be discover they have different budgets in mind for the lavish event.

Also, Kim hires Colin Cowie.

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Awake 10:00 PM A football rivalry comes into play when the big game has different results in each of Britten’s realities. While one version of the game ends in a murder in the stadium parking lot, the other results in a loss for a down-on-hisluck gambler.

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Runnin' Rebels of UNLV <++ While You Were Sleeping ('95) :15 < Fast Five (Act, '11) Paul Walker, Vin Diesel.

HBO W Movie <++ Beavis & Butt-Head Do America <++ Monte Carlo ('11) Selena Gomez.

24/7 Real Sports T <+++ Inception ('10) Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. <+++ Shrek Forever After ('10) :05 < Charlie St. Cloud ('10) Zac Efron. :45 Fighter <+++ Recount ('08) F 8:15 < Legend of the G... :55 < Flipped ('10) Madeleine Carroll. <++ Unknown ('11) Diane Kruger, Liam Neeson. :25 <++ Good Burger ('97) <+++ Gotcha! ('85) :40 <+++ Seabiscuit (Dra, '03) Jeff Bridges, Tobey Maguire. :45 <++ Made in America ('93) Whoopi Goldberg. :40 <++ Marked for Death ('90) M 8:45 <+++ Dinner for Schmucks <++ Vampires Suck ('10) Jenn Proske. :15 <+++ The Adjustment Bureau ('11) :05 <+++ Seven ('95) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. :15 <++ Waterworld ('95) Jeanne Tripplehorn, Kevin Costner.

T 8:30 <++ Hall Pass :35 <++ Jonah Hex ('10) Josh Brolin. <++ Wes Craven's New Nightmare :50 <++ Iceman ('84) Timothy Hutton. :35 <+ Lottery Ticket ('10) Bow Wow. :15 <+++ 28 Days Later ('02) Cillian Murphy.

MAX W Movie <++ Sudden Death ('95) :45 <++++ X-Men: First Class ('11) James McAvoy. :50 <++ Just Wright ('10) Common, Queen Latifah. :35 <+++ The Lost World: Jurassic Park ('97) Movie T Movie :50 <++ Life ('99) Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy. :40 <+++ Runaway Jury ('03) John Cusack. :50 <+++ Sanctum ('11) Rhys Wakefield. :40 <++ The Nutty Professor ('96) :20 <+++ Midnight R...

F Movie :35 <+++ Letters to Juliet ('10) Amanda Seyfried. < Strategic Command ('97) :15 < Fade to Black ('06) Diego Luna, Danny Huston. <+ Murder in Mind ('96) M 8:15 <++ Elvis Meets... < When Time Expires ('97) < Holy Rollers ('10) Jesse Eisenberg. < Meskada ('10) Nick Stahl. <++ Scary Movie 2 ('01) :15 < The Prankster ('10) Devon Werkheiser. :15 <++ A Low Down Dirty Shame ('94) T Movie <+++ Losing Chase ('96) < Grave Encounters ('11) :15 < Son of Morning ('11) :45 < Ten Inch Hero ('07) Elisabeth Harnois. :15 < Double Identity SHOW W 8:30 <++ The Lucky Ones ('08) :15 Felipe Esparza: They :15 <+ According To Spencer ('01) Jesse Bradford. < The Entitled ('11) Ray Liotta. :35 < Peep World ('10) Lewis Black.

T 8:30 < Breaking Up Is Hard to Do ('10) < Skateland ('10) Shiloh Fernandez. <++ The Road ('09) Guy Pearce, Robert Duvall. :25 < 180 South ('10) Yvon Chouinard. <+++ The Italian Job ('03) Mark Wahlberg. :55 <+++ The Hours ('02) Movie F 8:15 < The Prankster ('10) <+ Undiscovered ('05) :40 < TrollHunter ('10) Otto Jespersen. :10 < Dorian Gray (Dra, '09) Colin Firth, Ben Barnes. :10 < Once More With Feeling ('10) :55 <++ Get Well Soon M Movie <+ In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale :10 <++ Celebrity ('99) Hank Azaria. :05 < The Extra Man ('10) Katie Holmes.

T 8:00 < The Tempest ('10) <++ Mandela and de Klerk ('97) Sidney Poitier. < Agora (Dra, '09) Max Minghella, Rachel Weisz. <++ Sex and a Girl ('01) Angela Gots. :45 < Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings... :45 <++ The Twilight Saga: New Moon ('09) Kristen Stewart.

TMC W Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work < Spooner ('09) Matthew Lillard. :25 <+++ The Thin Blue Line ('88) :10 <+++ Tough Guys ('86) Burt Lancaster. :55 <++ Blue in the ...

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(Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 10:00 AM HALL “Straight From The Heart” +++ (Romance,2003) Andrew McCarthy, Teri Polo. (2h) TCM “Pigskin Parade” ++++ (Musical,1936) Jack Haley, Patsy Kelly.

A college football coach must find himself a star player or else he will loose his job. (2h) VH1 “Coming to America” +++ (Comedy,1988) Arsenio Hall, Eddie Murphy. (2h30) 11:00 AM (THIS) “Little Monsters” +++ (Family,1989) Fred Savage, Howie Mandel. (2h) 11:05 AM AMC “Meet Joe Black” +++ (Drama,1998) Brad Pitt, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (3h56) 11:50 AM MAX “Midnight Run” +++ (Comedy,1988) Charles Grodin, Robert De Niro. (2h10)

12:00 PM COM “Beverly Hills Cop” +++ (Comedy,1984) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. (2h15) TCM “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town” ++++ (Comedy,1936) Gary Cooper, Jean Arthur. A small-town poet inherits $20 million, and becomes surrounded by con artists. (2h) 1:00 PM USA “Crank” ++++ (Action,2006) Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam. A man running on rage begins a desperate race to avenge himself and save his girlfriend. (2h) 1:15 PM SHOW “Phenomenon” +++ (Drama,1996) John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick. (2h15) 1:30 PM ION “The Visitor” +++ (Drama,2007) Richard Jenkins, Haaz Sleiman. (2h30) 2:00 PM MAX “Death Becomes Her” +++ (Comedy,1992) Bruce Willis, Meryl Streep. (1h45) 3:00 PM AMC “Legends of the Fall” +++ (Drama,1994) Brad Pitt, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (3h) 3:15 PM HBO “The Losers” +++ (Ac-

tion,2010) Chris Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (1h40) 3:45 PM MAX “Sanctum” +++ (Action,2011) Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker. (1h50) 4:00 PM ION “At First Sight” +++ (Drama,1999) Mira Sorvino, Val Kilmer.

(2h) TCM “In the Heat of the Night” ++++ (Crime Story,1967) Rod Steiger, Sidney Poitier. A homicide detective, who was wrongly accused of murder, must work with a racist sheriff. (2h) 4:30 PM FX “The Day After Tomorrow” +++ (Action,2004) Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal. (2h30) 5:00 PM SYFY “Dead Silence” +++ (Horror,2007) Donnie Wahlberg, Amber Valletta. (2h) 5:35 PM MAX “Alien: The Director’s Cut” ++++ (Horror,1979) Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt. The crew of a spacecraft take on a dangerous alien that is voracious and relentless. (2h) 6:00 PM CMT “Blue Collar Comedy Tour”

+++ (Documentary,2003) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. (2h) TCM “Summertime” +++ (Romance,1955) Katharine Hepburn, Rossano Brazzi. (2h) 7:30 PM BET “Eve’s Bayou” +++ (Drama,1997) Diahann Carroll, Samuel L. Jackson. (2h30) 8:00 PM HALL “Straight From The Heart” +++ (Romance,2003) Andrew McCarthy, Teri Polo. (2h) TNT “The Dark Knight” +++ (Action,2008) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. (3h30) 9:45 PM TCM “A Stolen Life” ++++ (Drama,1946) Bette Davis, Glenn Ford. A man accidentally marries the identical twin of the woman he loves. (2h15) 10:00 PM ION “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See 9:35 AM 12:00 AM TCM “La Boheme” +++ (Romance,1926) John Gilbert, Roy D’Arcy. (2h)

1:00 AM ION “Someone Like You” +++ (Romance,2001) Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear. (2h) 1:45 AM MAX “In the Cut” +++ (Thriller,2003) Mark Ruffalo, Meg Ryan.

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ma,2003) Jeff Bridges, Tobey Maguire. (2h20) 11:30 AM AMC “Desperado” +++ (Action,1995) Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek. (2h30) 11:35 AM SHOW “Letters to Juliet” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2010) Vanessa Redgrave, Amanda Seyfried. (1h55) 11:45 AM COM “Beverly Hills Cop” +++ (Comedy,1984) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. (2h15) 12:00 PM (THIS) “Dreamchild” +++ (Drama,1985) Coral Browne, Ian Holm. (2h) 1:00 PM BET “Eve’s Bayou” +++ (Dra-

ma,1997) Diahann Carroll, Samuel L. Jackson. (2h30) ION “Something to Talk About” +++ (Comedy,1995) Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts. (2h) MAX “Gotcha!” +++ (Comedy,1985) Anthony Edwards, Linda Fiorentino. (1h45) 3:00 PM ION “At First Sight” +++ (Drama,1999) Mira Sorvino, Val Kilmer.

(2h) SYFY “Dead Silence” +++ (Horror,2007) Donnie Wahlberg, Amber Valletta. (2h) 4:00 PM FX “Deception” +++ (Crime Story,2008) Ewan McGregor, Hugh Jackman. (2h) 4:30 PM HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 5:00 PM ION “Someone Like You” +++ (Romance,2001) Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear. (2h) 6:15 PM MAX “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum. (2h)

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A juror is in serious trouble after fleeing in the midst of deliberations on a highprofile murder case. While Harry defends the juror, Phoebe and Adam work for a reality TV show wife who’s being sued by her dead husband’s family.

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The Good Wife 9:00 PM Alicia takes on the case of a judge whose actions as a prosecutor may cause him to be disbarred. At the same time, Cary (Matt Czuchry) makes a decision about his career, and Agent Delaney’s investigation has repercussions for Kalinda.

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Philadelphia Phillies Live ESPN NFL Draft Live ESPN2 NASCAR Countdown Live FSN Pirates Pre-game Live SPEED Speed Center 7:30 PM ESPN2 NASCAR Auto Racing Richmond 250 Nationwide Series Live FSN MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Atlanta Braves Live 8:00 PM SYFY WWE Smackdown!

10:00 PM CSN SportsNite Live ESPN2 Boxing Friday Night Fights Card TBA Live 10:30 PM FSN Pirates Post-game Live SPEED Mobil 1 the Grid

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CSN Let’s Go Racing!

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ESPN NFL Draft Live ESPN2 NASCAR Now Live SPEED Mobil 1 the Grid

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Apocalypse HD Program Program Program Program Program Program What Would Jesus Do Roland Martin History Live From Virtual Christian Triumphant Quartet The Hal Lindsey Gospel Holy Land Bible Bill Purvis The Word Abba's Touching TBN puts a religious spin on election topics.

(CC) (CC) (CC) Oak Tree Memory Showcase Concert Stranger Report (CC) America Prophecy House (CC) Lives (CC) < Journey to the Center of the Earth ++ A < Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid 10:00 < Forrest Gump Married, Married, Payne "The House of Meet the Meet the Friends Friends TBS Big Test" Children Payne Browns Browns +++ ('94) Tom Hanks. geologist discovers a map to the center of the earth. Members of an expedition must ward off deadly snakes. Children < The Golden Salamander +++ Trevor Howard. < Falcon Takes Over 11:30 < Mutiny on the Bounty +++ ('62) Trevor Howard, Marlon :45 < Charge of the Light Brigade ('68) Vanessa Redgrave, John :15 < Drums Along the TCM Brando. An officer on the high seas leads a mutiny.

Gielgud. Chronicling the actions of the British Light Brigade.

An archaeologist gets involved with smugglers. +++ ('42) Lynn Bari.

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A man-eating crocodile stalks a wildlife cruise.

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(THIS) “A Few Good Men” +++

(Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) TCM “Ambush” +++ (Western,1950) John Hodiak, Robert Taylor. (1h45) 8:30 PM DISN “Princess Protection Program” +++ (Family,2009) Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato. (1h40) SPIKE “Halloween” ++++ (Horror,2007) Brad Dourif, Malcolm McDowell. Killer Mike Myers escapes from the mental asylum and returns home to find his baby sister. (2h30) 9:45 PM TCM “Ride Lonesome” +++ (Western,1959) Karen Steele, Randolph Scott. (1h30) 11:00 PM (THIS) “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) 1:00 AM TCM “Stagecoach” ++++ (Western,1939) Claire Trevor, John Wayne.

An odd group of passengers travel by stagecoach through uncharted Indian Territory. (1h45)

TUESDAY 10:15 AM

MAX “The Adjustment Bureau”

+++ (Romance,2011) Matt Damon, Emily Blunt. (1h50) 11:00 AM (THIS) “The Battle of El Alamein” ++++ (War,1968) Frederick Stafford, Robert Hossein. Montgomery’s Eighth Army stops German Field Marshal Rommel’s Afrika Korps in 1942. (2h) 11:30 AM TCM “Two for the Seesaw” +++ (Romance,1962) Robert Mitchum, Shirley McLaine. (2h) 12:05 PM MAX “Seven” +++ (Thriller,1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (2h10) 1:00 PM (THIS) “The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes” +++ (Mystery,1970) Christopher Lee, Robert Stevens.

(2h30) FX “Deception” +++ (Crime Story,2008) Ewan McGregor, Hugh Jackman. (2h) 2:00 PM DISN “Princess Protection Program” +++ (Family,2009) Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato. (1h40) HBO “Crooklyn” +++ (Comedy,1994) Delroy Lindo, Alfre Woodard. (2h) 3:15 PM TCM “Some Came Running” +++ (Drama,1958) Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra. (2h30) 4:00 PM HBO “Bend It Like Beckham” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2002) Keira Knightley, Parminder Nagra. (2h) 5:00 PM CMT “Young Guns” +++ (Western,1988) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (2h) 5:30 PM (THIS) “The Offence (Something Like the Truth)” +++ (Drama,1973) Sean Connery, Trevor Howard. (2h30)

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best movies 5:45 PM

TCM “The Apartment” ++++ (Ro-

mance,1960) Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine. Problems arise when an insurance clerk loans his apartment out to philandering executives.

(2h15) 6:00 PM SHOW “I Am Number Four” +++ (Action,2011) Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant. (2h) 6:30 PM FAM “Jumanji” +++ (Fantasy,1995) Bonnie Hunt, Robin Williams. (2h30) 7:45 PM MAX “The Town” ++++ (Action,2010) Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall. A career criminal juggles his feelings for a bank manager from a previous robbery. (2h15) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Dressed to Kill” +++ (Thriller,1980) Angie Dickinson, Michael Caine. (2h) AMC “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” +++ (Comedy,2000) George Clooney, John Goodman.

(2h30) TCM “The Way We Were” +++ (Romance,1973) Barbra Streisand, Robert Redford. (2h15) 8:30 PM DISN “Another Cinderella Story” +++ (Comedy,2008) Selena Gomez, Andrew Seeley. (1h40) 9:00 PM CMT “Young Guns” +++ (Western,1988) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (2h) FAM “Richie Rich” +++ (Comedy,1994) John Larroquette, Macaulay Culkin. (2h) 10:15 PM TCM “Funny Girl” ++++ (Musical,1968) Barbra Streisand, Omar Sharif. An ‘ugly duckling’ singer and comedienne, with an unstoppable ambition, dreams of stardom. (2h45) 10:30 PM AMC “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” +++ (Comedy,2000) George Clooney, John Goodman.

(2h30) 12:00 AM (THIS) “Dressed to Kill” +++ (Thriller,1980) Angie Dickinson, Michael Caine. (2h) SHOW “Blue Valentine” ++++ (Drama,2010) Michelle Williams, Ryan Gosling. A married couple spends the night at a hotel in the hopes of saving their marriage. (2h) 12:30 AM HBO “Bridesmaids” +++ (Comedy,2011) Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig. (2h10) 1:00 AM TCM “The Prince of Tides” ++++ (Drama,1991) Barbra Streisand, Nick Nolte. A man’s relationship with his psychiatrist helps him to confront a childhood trauma. (2h30) 2:00 AM (THIS) “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h)

WEDNESDAY 9:30 AM

AMC “Meet Joe Black” +++

(Drama,1998) Brad Pitt, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (4h)

TCM “Two Girls on Broadway”

+++ (Musical,1940) Joan Blondell, Lana Turner. (1h30) 10:30 AM SHOW “Losing Chase” +++ (Drama,1996) Helen Mirren, Beau Bridges. (1h45) 11:45 AM HBO “The Losers” +++ (Action,2010) Chris Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (1h45) 1:00 PM TCM “Interrupted Melody” +++ (Drama,1955) Eleanor Parker, Glenn Ford. (2h) 1:30 PM ION “The Visitor” +++ (Drama,2007) Richard Jenkins, Haaz Sleiman. (2h30) 2:00 PM DISN “Another Cinderella Story” +++ (Comedy,2008) Selena Gomez, Andrew Seeley. (1h40) 4:15 PM MAX “28 Days Later” +++ (Horror,2002) Naomie Harris, Cillian Murphy. (1h55) 5:30 PM (THIS) “The 49th Parallel” +++ (Drama,1941) Laurence Olivier, Leslie Howard. (2h30) 6:30 PM HBO “The Losers” +++ (Action,2010) Chris Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (1h45) 7:00 PM SHOW “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 7:30 PM BET “Dead Presidents” ++++ (Suspense,1995) Keith David, Larenz Tate. A distressed Vietnam War veteran turns to crime and begins plotting a major theft. (2h30) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Richard III” +++ (Drama,1995) Annette Bening, Ian McKellan. (2h30) AMC “North Country” +++ (Drama,2005) Charlize Theron, Sean Bean. (3h) TCM “Sweepings” ++++ (Drama,1933) Alan Dinehart, Lionel Barrymore. A self-made man devotes his life to building a giant department store. (1h30) MAX “The Accused” +++ (Drama,1988) Jodie Foster, Kelly McGillis. (2h) 9:00 PM FAM “The Pacifier” +++ (Comedy,2005) Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham. (2h) 10:30 PM (THIS) “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) 11:00 PM AMC “Legends of the Fall” +++ (Drama,1994) Brad Pitt, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (3h) TCM “Little Lord Fauntleroy” +++ (Drama,1936) Freddie Bartholomew, Mickey Rooney. (1h45) 12:00 AM VH1 “National Lampoon’s Vacation” +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h) 12:30 AM MAX “The Usual Suspects” ++++

(Crime Story,1995) Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Spacey. The sole survivor of a drug deal gone wrong recounts the events that led to an explosion.

(1h50) 12:45 AM TCM “The Enchanted Cottage” +++ (Romance,1945) Robert Young, Dorothy McGuire. (1h45) 1:00 AM BET “Dead Presidents” ++++ (Suspense,1995) (2h30) See 7:30 PM 1:30 AM (THIS) “Richard III” +++ (Drama,1995) Annette Bening, Ian McKellan. (2h30)

THURSDAY 9:00 AM

AMC “The Darjeeling Limited”

++++ (Adventure,2007) Adrien Brody, Owen Wilson. Three brothers set out on a spiritual quest to find themselves again and to reunite.

(2h) HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 9:45 AM MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 9:35 AM 10:00 AM FX “Walk the Line” +++ (Biography,2005) Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon. (3h) TCM “Sweet Bird of Youth” +++ (Drama,1962) Geraldine Page, Paul Newman. (2h) 11:00 AM AMC “Legends of the Fall” +++ (Drama,1994) Brad Pitt, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (3h) 11:30 AM HBO “Shrek Forever After” +++ (Animated,2010) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (1h30) 1:25 PM TMC “The Thin Blue Line” +++ (Documentary,1988) (1h45) 1:45 PM TCM “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof” ++++ (Drama,1958) Elizabeth Taylor, Paul Newman. A former football player struggles with alcohol, his alienated wife and his dying father.

(2h) 2:00 PM (THIS) “The Creature From the Black Lagoon” +++ (Horror,1954) Julie Adams, Richard Carlson. (2h) AMC “North Country” +++ (Drama,2005) Charlize Theron, Sean Bean. (3h) ION “Something to Talk About” +++ (Comedy,1995) Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts. (2h) VH1 “National Lampoon’s Vacation” +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h) 3:10 PM TMC “Tough Guys” +++ (Comedy,1986) Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas. (1h45) 3:35 PM MAX “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” +++ (Adventure,1997) Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore. (2h10) 3:45 PM TCM “Baby Doll” +++ (Dra-

ma,1956) Carroll Baker, Karl Malden. (2h) 5:45 PM TCM “The Misfits” +++ (Western,1961) Clark Gable, Marilyn Monroe. (2h15) MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 9:35 AM 6:30 PM FAM “The Pacifier” +++ (Comedy,2005) Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham. (2h) 8:00 PM AMC “Apocalypse Now” ++++ (War,1979) Marlon Brando, Martin Sheen. A soldier is sent into the jungles of Cambodia to find and kill an insane colonel. (4h30) 10:00 PM TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) MAX “Alien: The Director’s Cut” ++++ (Horror,1979) (2h) See Sunday at 5:35 PM 10:15 PM TCM “The Magnificent Seven” +++ (Western,1960) Steve McQueen, Yul Brynner. (2h15) 12:30 AM AMC “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (4h) 2:00 AM USA “The Number 23” +++ (Thriller,2007) Jim Carrey, Virginia Madsen. (2h)

FRIDAY 9:00 AM

AMC “Braveheart” +++ (Ac-

tion,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (4h)

FX “Bedazzled” +++ (Com-

edy,2000) Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley. (2h) 9:30 AM TCM “In This Our Life” +++ (Drama,1942) Bette Davis, Olivia De Havilland. (1h45) 11:15 AM TCM “Detour” +++ (Crime Story,1945) Ann Savage, Tom Neal.

(1h15) 11:40 AM MAX “Runaway Jury” +++ (Thriller,2003) Gene Hackman, John Cusack. (2h10) 12:00 PM FAM “Jumanji” +++ (Fantasy,1995) Bonnie Hunt, Robin Williams. (3h)

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tion,2003) Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg. (2h) 1:00 PM AMC “Apocalypse Now” ++++ (War,1979) (4h30) See Thursday at 8:00 PM 1:45 PM TCM “Song of the Thin Man” +++ (Mystery,1947) Myrna Loy, William Powell. (1h30) 1:50 PM MAX “Sanctum” +++ (Action,2011) Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker. (1h50) 2:00 PM ION “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) 3:15 PM TCM “Out of the Past” ++++ (Mystery,1947) Jane Greer, Robert Mitchum. A private investigator becomes entangled in a web of murder involving his former employer.

(1h45) 3:55 PM SHOW “The Hours” +++ (Drama,2002) Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman. (1h55) 4:45 PM TMC “The Good Mother” +++ (Drama,1988) Diane Keaton, Liam Neeson. (1h45) 5:00 PM FAM “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” +++ (Adventure,2003) Geoffrey Rush, Johnny Depp. (3h) TCM “D.O.A.” +++ (Mystery,1949) Edmond O’Brien, Luther Adler.

(1h30) HBO “Recount” +++ (Drama,2008) Kevin Spacey, John Hurt. (2h) 5:20 PM MAX “Midnight Run” +++ (Comedy,1988) Charles Grodin, Robert De Niro. (2h10) 6:30 PM TCM “The Strip” +++ (Crime Story,1951) Mickey Rooney, Sally Forrest. (1h30) 7:30 PM MAX “50 First Dates” +++ (Romance,2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. (1h40) 8:00 PM TCM “Stage Door” ++++ (Comedy,1937) Ginger Rogers, Katharine Hepburn. At a boarding house for aspiring actresses, everyone wants the leading role in a play. (1h45)

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dventure on the high seas has fascinated moviegoers and TV viewers since the dawn of moving pictures, and one Discovery Channel series is

proving that it’s still a big draw.

There are no swashbucklers or dashing buccaneers, but viewers are hooked on “Deadliest Catch,” which airs Tuesdays on the cable specialty channel.

In the show, daring camera operators board crab-fishing

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boats on the Bering Sea, just off the Alaskan coast, in some of the most dangerous waters in the world. Although the show airs in the spring and summer, it is filmed in the harsh fall and winter, during the Alaskan king crab and opilio crab fishing

seasons.

Despite the perilous conditions, “Deadliest Catch” has sailed through seven seasons and is now celebrating its eighth, a tremendous feat for any TV series these days, let alone such a gritty, unglamorous one. It’s been a labor of love for those involved, though.

“From the very first day it has been a privilege to share this amazing journey with the fishermen of the Bering Sea,” said Thom Beers, executive producer and creator of “Deadliest Catch.” “Everyone at Original Productions is proud to be a part of such a groundbreaking and successful series.”

The show has certainly been successful. Since it premiered in 2005, it has become an international hit and now airs in more than 150 countries. It has won seven of the 25 Emmys it has been nominated for -- five of them in 2011 alone. More recently, the show hit its milestone 100th episode mark with this spring’s season premiere.

It appears the element of risk is what draws millions to the series. There are no sets or scripts, and the danger seen on the screen is very real, hence the “Deadliest” part of the title.

Many people claim that crab fishing in the region is one of the world’s most dangerous occupations.

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to avoid tripping over hazards on already slippery decks, while also facing gale-force winds and massive waves. Mike Rowe of “Dirty Jobs” narrates the series.

Crab fishing is so hazardous that the U.S. Coast Guard often shows up in the footage, rescuing crewmembers. In fact, Original Productions stations a camera crew with the coast guard while the show is being filmed.

The show goes beyond what happens on the ship to delve into the lives of the remarkable crewmembers that risk life and limb, literally, in the hopes of hauling in a big catch. The real stars, however, are the captains of the featured vessels, which have included the Cornelia Marie, the Wizard, the Northwestern, and the Time Bandit.

The captains, such as Northwestern’s Sig Hansen and Time Bandit’s Johnathan Hillstrand, share an entertaining on-screen rivalry.

Family ties are also explored as many of those working on the boats are related. Crabfishing dynasties of note are the Hansen brothers -- Sig and Norm -- on the Northwestern, and the Hillstrand family aboard the Time Bandit.

All of these elements combine for riveting television.

However, the loss of a captain during the filming in Season 6 has cast a dark shadow on the show’s success. In January 2010, Capt. Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie suffered a stroke and was airlifted to Anchorage,

and cameras continued to roll during his evacuation, reportedly at Harris’ insistence. Doctors tried to save the beloved sea captain, but 11 days later he died.

The show has persevered, and Season 7 averaged more than three million viewers per episode, and it ranked tops among the non-sports cable programs on Tuesday nights.

Computer-savvy viewers can use Twitter to keep up with what others are saying about the show at #DCatch. The eighth season promises lots to tweet as the crews struggle to make enough to support their families with fishing quotas slashed by almost half, thanks to the downturn in the economy. Captains must figure out how to haul in bigger profits as some consider hunting for the more-elusive blue crab.

Also, the crews switch things up as Phil’s sons Jake and Josh join the crews of the Northwestern and the Time Bandit, respectively.

“Deadliest Catch” isn’t the only hit TV show making waves on the Bering Sea. Discovery’s new “Bering Sea Gold” has reeled in viewers, thanks to its eccentric characters and highstakes adventure as treasure hunters search for gold on the bottom of the sea floor off the coast of Nome, Alaska. The show’s January premiere struck ratings gold with 3.66 million viewers, becoming the highestrated series launch in Discovery Channel history among key demographics.

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The 44-year-old has teenage children, so he knows what itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like to have young people look up to him. He has also starred in several films that have been based on history, including 2001â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pearl Harborâ&#x20AC;? and 1995â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Tuskegee Airmen.â&#x20AC;?

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A scene from â&#x20AC;&#x153;Anthony Bourdain: No Reservationsâ&#x20AC;? of life â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and more importantly, their foods. Since the series is on Travel Channel, first-time viewers can expect gorgeous shots of breathtaking scenery that might send you online to look up travel fares. But itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bourdainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s personal narratives and his experiences that infuse this series with character.

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+++ (Drama,1951) Marlon Brando, Vivien Leigh. (2h15) 5:50 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dinner for Schmucksâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2010) Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. (1h55) 7:00 PM TOON â&#x20AC;&#x153;Shrek 2â&#x20AC;? +++ (Animated,2004) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h) 7:45 PM MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sevenâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thriller,1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (2h15) 8:00 PM (WHTM) â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Blind Sideâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Sport,2009) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. (3h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Third Manâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Suspense,1949) Joseph Cotten, Orson Welles. A writer uncovers a sinister plot while searching for clues behind his friendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s murder. (2h) TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;I Am Legendâ&#x20AC;? +++ (SciFi,2007) Will Smith, Alice Braga. (2h) 9:00 PM BRAVO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Indiana Jones and the Last Crusadeâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,1989) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery. Indiana Jones and his father must fend off Nazis while searching for the Holy Grail. (2h30) COM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Super Troopersâ&#x20AC;? +++

(Comedy,2002) Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme. (2h) SPIKE â&#x20AC;&#x153;Walking Tallâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2004) Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Rockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Johnson. (2h) VH1 â&#x20AC;&#x153;Menace II Societyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1993) Larenz Tate, Tyrin Turner. (2h) 10:00 PM TBS â&#x20AC;&#x153;Forrest Gumpâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy/Drama,1994) Sally Field, Tom Hanks. (3h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Brief Encounterâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Romance,1945) Celia Johnson, Trevor Howard. Two strangers meet at a train station and are drawn into a short, but poignant, romance.

(1h30) 11:00 PM USA â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Game Planâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Family,2007) Dwayne â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Rockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Johnson, Madison Pettis. (2h30) 11:30 PM BRAVO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Indiana Jones and the Last Crusadeâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Adventure,1989) (3h) See 9:00 PM FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Finding Neverlandâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,2004) Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet. (2h30) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mutiny on the Bountyâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Adventure,1962) Marlon Brando, Trevor Howard. (3h15) Carlisle Sentinel, PA: Movies Apr 22, 2012 to Apr 28, 2012

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