Caveman Outside my lair Life is unfair When inside my castle I want no hassle There's little energy to spare Its hard to appreciate What's on my plate Just trying to thrive No less to survive And not be 'Predator-Bait' Out in front I bear the brunt To nourish So my 'Issue' - Can flourish By a successful hunt By my hearth I wish for a dearth Please - No details That she regales Of some other birth or girth And in particular I do not speak 'Circular' My focus is single No trivia to co-mingle I AM MAN! - And linear Feminists may accuse Supposed chauvinistic views That is nonsense Needs no defense Every day - I pay my dues!
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