Nunsuch
In certain circles
Dying a martyr Entitles such To 72 virgins But in our times It seems Virgins do not abound And if rarely found Are hard to certify Especially in Afterlife Should a done-deal martyr Gain a gaggle of nuns (Presumably pristine) His reward For heroic demise May not be Pure pleasure When the average age Of the nuns Is seventy-five! AG 2008