VPOA Virtual Performers of America (Or anywhere else)
Absolutely no Membership dues No cards or totems No proof of Eligibility required Does VPOA have Purpose? Allows you to enjoy The end game The last 10% or 15% Of your stay In existence Here's why... Well, after you've Gone Rigor Mortis sets in Rather quickly And not reversible (let's not be morbid about this) Supposing
There were a pill You could take (while still inhaling and exhaling) That would Selectively Start the Rigorizing Process in advance (with only one organ in mind) Voila! You will have Achieved in your Sunset Years RD - Rigor Dickis! A wonderful Construct A pal always At the ready To engage any Opportunity (casual or planned)
There is one caveat However Old reliable Will default out Of VPOA If and when You lose your Marbles Then RD will have No further meaning As your memory Would recall zilch And there will be No sadness Celebrating your Final departure Your friends will Admiringly Remember you (if they still can) Only - By your Frozen smile!