Yellow Brick Road ---Anew
Think on it For a moment Special roads To be traversed Only by Seniors Driving Bright yellow cars With flashing Red hazard lights (on all the time) Because left-right Turn signals Are never turned off What a sight Are these paralleling Yellow cavalcades Challenging same types Coming from The opposite direction There's never A hit-and-run Only fender-benders Coupled with Speed governors Allowing for No more than Forty miles per pint (gasoline of course)
What a joy For each and every Septo or Octo Remember as kids Amusement parks Had 'Dodgem' cars Designed to Crash each other On purpose That was Then's childs play Now we play A new version Of 'Dodgem' Let's just Dodge 'em! What's more The Law Police and Troopers (unless dressed up in yellow jumpsuits and riding only In shiny Yellow locomotes) Are not allowed To play In our game!