Frequent Flyer Miles Frequent Flyer Miles Are turnstiles A passport Of limited sort With frequent denials Its sounds exciting And seductively inviting Delusory to me That I will get there free Without 'Wallet-Biting' Should I venture? 'Tis an 'Iffy' adventure A 'Zoom' On a broom Might have more allure If I have 'Spot' plans To advance And buy Tickets 'Blue-Sky' I have no chance Restrictions And Mis-Directions Are daft Witchcraft Maladictions When I tally up the cost Of the time I have lost That seat on a jet And I - May yet Be divorced!
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