Infinitum-Ad ‘Tis a ‘Devils Blend’ That will extend A hoary Story And - Never end Not deferred Is any word Uttered Or muttered However absurd Who cares About such affairs? Only the ‘Perp’ A ‘Twerp’ Putting on ‘Airs’ Is ‘She’ The only ‘Attributee?’ Just as bad ‘Infinitum-Ad’ Is equally ‘He’ Thus we are bored And mentally gored By any feckless Sexist - Or sexless Mouth - That ‘Roared!’
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