Lollygag I 'Lollygag' Immodestly brag I can hone Your 'Funny-Bone' Because I am such a 'Wag' I never 'sass' Am never crass But sublimely ever So clever To 'Gig' with class I never 'grate' Am not a ward of the state My 'stuff' May be fluff But I only 'Elate' So, as a 'Stand-Up' - Hire me Because the audience will love me And if the 'House' therein Does not fill up within ...Then fire me!
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