My Pet Rock Like an old sock My pet rock Has no glitches Never bitches A chip off the old block With a stony dimple And geologic pimple That all the while Seems to smile Making my life simple No joking It needs no ego-stoking Does not pout Will not wear out Enjoys a little stroking It's a hassle-free Companionee Has nothing to sell Nor any bad tales to tell A pleasant diversity If all this were not enough Then beyond and above I would cherish And truly relish If it could cook - And make love!
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