‘No’ Baby Aspirin
Our modern post-industrial genre Has so many sophisticated therapies …Second and third generation Antibiotics and DNA Tweakers Still – The simplest of medications Seem to possess magical powers Take the case of a tiny aspirin (nominally a palliative) But what a striking ‘off-label’ use! Simply take one of those little pills And squeeze it between your knees (and hold for about 3 minutes) Voila !!! Fool-proof pregnancy prevention! (also reduces headaches for the potential ‘perp’)