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Source reporter Brian Jennings traveled to the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge this week for a firsthand look at the militia’s compound. He digs into the plan to end the standoff as well as the history of the area.

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>OPINION: NON-VIOLENT RESPONSE GETS A LOOK Our editorial on the government response to the militia standoff in Eastern Oregon highlights lessons learned the hard way, debating the case for resolving the situation peacefully. Check it out in Boot.

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Malhuer Militia Stand-off

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>NEWS: TRAIL DAMAGE BLAME GAME COMES TO AN END Corinne Boyer recounts the end to the battle between the U.S. Forest Department and the Oregon State Snowmobilers Association over extensive trail damage last year, and the ramifications for everyone else going forward.

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>CULTURE: FIVE LESBIANS EATING QUICHE Arts and Culture Editor Jared Rasic shares the delight of fringe theater and the joy of being an honorary lesbian for one night in his theater review of Five Lesbians Eating Quiche. Whether or not your familiar with the term pink scare, his review, and this new play based on an award-winning sketch, will get you interested.

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TROY FIELD IS FOR THE PEOPLE (DEC.9) Troy Field is a community resource to serve all the community not just the privileged few who want to privatize our commons for their profit. Common areas open to all is a fundamental to democracy. We are fortunate to have two common democratic spaces in downtown Bend: Troy Field and the Bend Public Library. The claim that the Bend School District needs to sell Troy field, our resource, is simply an attempt to justify austerity for citizens and enrichment for the wealthy. Much more politically expedient than taxing the rich, of course. Did anyone consider using Troy Field for affordable housing or building a shelter with toilets and water for the homeless or a tent city for the homeless? Any community that can afford a triple by-pass (twice!) on the river and an ice skating rink for the privileged can certainly afford to fund public education.What next…privatize the schools and library? Austerity and privatization to enrich the wealthy? - Sue Bastian

LETTER TO THE EDITOR—QUESTIONS REGARDING THE NEW WHITEWATER PARK Just picked a copy of the Park and Rec “Playbook” and flipped to the “Whitewater Park” section. The FAQs remind me of that typical political ploy where a plant in the audience tosses up softball/cupcake questions… “Madam candidate, what is your position on puppies and kittens?” The question, “Why are there rapids in the passageway channel?” should read, “Why the hell are there rocks in the channel formerly known as the ‘safe passage channel’?” And when was this “fish ladder” function added? What self-respecting fish needs a ladder to gain about 15ft. elevation over the length of a football field? And when did this project morph into the exclusive playground

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The Smoke Signals column of January 7, 2016 by Steve Holmes provided refreshing insight. As an active participant in the Bend Parks and Recreation District (BPRD) legislative process beginning in 2011, the term Canna-phobic was spot-on. Multiple BPRD Boards and Media Organizations have ignored my public input and ideas regarding Mirror Pond, OSU-Cascades, the Simpson Pavilion, wildlife management and alternative Recreation. Is it because of cannabis use, religious orientation (Jewish) or representation of a minority viewpoint? BPRD did gas 109 Geese in 2010. Any which way, my Public Record proves the statement; Horton ignored a Who! Discrimination takes many forms.

of kayakers? Last time I looked, warm weather brings out ten times as many people on tubes and standup paddle boards as kayaks. Here’s my take away on this (and if I’m wrong, I apologize), under the current plan, floaters and standup paddlers will still have to use that narrow, jammed with people take out upstream of the bridge (complete with submerged ankle-busters) and lug their gear even farther downstream to clear the park – or – if you’re on a tube, risk a bruised tailbone, if you’re on an SUP, risk a snapped fin and a header into a rock… great idea! How about this, why not split that channel in half with a line of rope buoys. Take out the rocks on the shore side so floaters and paddlers can navigate safely. Leave the rocks on the other side for kayaks and fish that prefer climbing ladders. —Walt Tomsic

IN REPLY TO MARILYN AND WILLIAM LETTERS (1/6) I am not exactly sure which remark you felt was racist, please expound upon this. The only letter I wrote around 12/24/15 was in response to “affordable housing,” there was no mention of keeping certain races out of Bend and in fact, the only comment(s) reflecting race were “Bend’s population is mostly white affluent people.” This statement is not racist, just factual, look up Bend’s demographics. I don’t think the editors would have printed my letter if it were racist in any manner. —Brent Howk

IN REPLY TO EMILY WOODWORTH’S RESPONSE TO “TOP THEATRE PERFORMANCES IN 2015” (12/30) I appreciate the Source and Emily Woodworth for publishing a letter regarding a “featured article” that certainly needed to be addressed. The community is better served when everyone is fairly covered without bias. Kudos to the Source Weekly and Emily for noting the rather large exclusions in the story. Excluding The Tower and VTP from the live theatre scene is much like excluding Deschutes and Boneyard from the brewery scene.

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aspect can work. I don’t see Bend embracing that because it doesn’t generate enough money in fees.

Setting aside the writers’ intolerance for the ramifications of the First Amendment, a better example of irony would be hard to find.

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To lodge a concern regarding a lack of cultural diversity in Bend in a publication packed full of so many diverse events is completely at odds with reality. Bend has a broad range of cultural forms from which to peruse; we do a lot with what we have. Our ethnicity is largely Caucasian but our culture reflects a much larger picture and is very inclusive and tolerant. People should not equate a dearth of large concentrations of ethnic populations in Bend with a lack of cultural diversity. Furthermore, I would ask if there is another community in Oregon the size of Bend that is more culturally diverse. Food for thought. -Martin Adler

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Kinda tacky how the author uses carefully selected relative reasoning to attempt to lighten or justify the art of burlesque. Is that really necessary? I had to devote myself to reading the entire article just so I could see WTH it was really about. A performance. Let’s stop pointing fingers and just report what is new.

There is a shortage of long term RV spaces in CO and especially in Bend. Monthly rates keep rising and, to add insult to injury, there’s now a 9 percent lodging tax even for long term space rental. It’s like a double tax because the park owner is already paying property tax. In the summer some parks are charging $1200+ per month plus electric. Tiny homes won’t work in CO without major code changes. Last I heard Bend might embrace tiny home developments. I’m sure they will sell but it kind of misses the point of the movement. If you really want to see tiny homes in Bend it will require major changes in political thinking and then complicated code changes so the movement

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LETTER OF THE WEEK CAROL – Thank you for your response to the Tiny Home article, and for your insight into the high costs and taxes associated with RV spaces in and around Bend. As you alluded to, if Tiny Homes are to be a viable housing alternative for people in Central Oregon, addressing code issues will be an extremely important first step. Whether or not this will be a priority, time will tell. Continue the conversation with a cup of coffee on us. Pick up your Palate gift card at the Source Weekly office. E.J. Pettinger’s

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lthough Ammond Bundy claims that his armed occupation of a national wildlife refuge in Harney County has been in the works for decades, he doesn’t seem to be thinking too far ahead. There’s no way this ends well for the Bundy brothers and their militant movement to reclaim federal lands and return them to the people. But there is a best-case scenario. It’s the one where the militants set their sights on an achievable goal—like, say, bringing the concerns of rural Oregonians to the nation—and then return home, heads held high with the accomplishment of their (done and done) mission. In this scenario, they leave with enough dignity to spin a version of the story in which they emerge victorious, the government regains access to the land, and the people of Harney County get to go back to their regular lives. Realistically, there’s nothing left for the militants to achieve. They got their message out—albeit with a heavy helping of overkill. Tearing down a fence is not a victory if you’re doomed to lose the war, and they will lose the war. We’re aware of no precedent for an armed takeover of federal land leading to a change in land use policy favoring the occupier. The militants don’t even have public opinion on their side. Whether the group leaves voluntarily or by force is, as of press time, still on the table. It’s an incredibly rare opportunity that the militants should take advantage of. As numerous commenters have pointed out, had the occupiers been black or Muslim, the response would have likely been much different. The group has given some indication that their departure date is sooner than later. According to the Oregonian, the militants are planning a public meeting for Friday at which they plan to disclose their departure plans. No word yet on how long that will be

or how much more specific it will be than previous claims to leave, eventually. Harney County Sheriff Dave Ward recently told media that the militia’s time is running short. The window will close, and their options will dwindle. Although we hope that this window remains open as long as is feasible, we are also sympathetic to the locals and government employees living in fear under the shadow of the occupation. But despite this fear and chaos, the people of Harney County by and large seem to know that violence is not the answer. Slow and steady is the safest bet, even if it costs more in the long run. No one wants a mass-casualty event, along the lines of confrontations like Waco or Ruby Ridge. As much as the “Bundy bunch,” as some have called them, may portray themselves as God-fearing family men who just want to make a living, groups members’ comments to the media give the impression they aspire to martyrdom. As we consider the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., this coming week, all involved in the situation at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge—the occupiers, law enforcement, detractors, and supporters—would do well to consider the delicate relationship between violence and justice. As Dr. King said, “Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” Though it’s a slow burn, the light of justice is the only way to deal with militancy, and it won’t be cheap, but that is the cost of a system where misplaced ideas like those being championed by the militants are encouraged by pandering politicians.

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Forest Service and OSSA split costs

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n the spring of 2014, the Central Oregon Snowbusters Club and the LaPine Lodgepole Dodgers Snowmobile Club began performing trail maintenance in the Deschutes National Forest in Bend. Thirty-one miles of trails were damaged near the Wanoga SnoPark, the Edison Sno-Park, and the Newberry National Volcanic Monument. District Ranger Kevin Larkin says a few months passed before the agency discovered the damage, including uprooted mature trees and trails cleared using heavy machinery, which would normally require a proposal to be approved by the U.S. Forest Service. The work took place in the spring of 2014 and it wasn’t until midsummer that a Forest Service crew discovered the damage. A member of the Central Oregon Snowbusters Club agreed to an interview, but later declined to speak on the record. “We do not want to elaborate at all. This thing happened in 2014. It’s all been worked out with the Forest Service,” says Vera Riser, president of the Central Oregon Snowmobilers Club. Phone calls to several members of the LaPine Lodgepole Dodgers were not immediately returned. The damage, estimated at $200,000 by the U.S. Forest Service, is not the exact price tag placed on the cost of rehabilitating the forest, according to Ranger Larkin. “Some of that total includes pieces in a few cases that can’t be restored—the mature trees that were tipped over, those have value in each tree—and so we tallied that in and that’s included in that number, but it's not as if we can go and replace a mature tree as part of our rehabilitation.” The U.S. Forest Service settled on a $70,000 cost, taking responsibility for miscommunication with the snowmobiler clubs. “Ulti-

mately we decided that we share some of that burden, so we’ve split the cost 50/50 with the Oregon State Snowmobile Association for the $70,000 of critical work that is necessary that is taking place,” says Larkin. When volunteer groups receive permits to maintain trails, Larkin says routine upkeep includes things like using chainsaws and whoopers to remove downed logs and to cut back brush. “In some cases we will let them use machinery to cut back brush where the brush is growing into the trail more intensively than in other places,” he says. Larkin notes that volunteers are crucial to the upkeep of trails. “This particular instance was just a small piece of a much, much larger program that we’ve had great success with,” he says. In 2015 slightly fewer than 2000 volunteers contributed a total of approximately 52,000 hours of work done on the behalf of the national forest. “If the work that they are proposing goes beyond that scale of where heavier equipment would be needed, then we would go through a different evaluation process to make sure that everything matched up with resource protection goals and matched up with the goals for the trail and for the surrounding areas,” he says. Another misstep with the snowmobile clubs occurred in the supervision process. “We had a system at the time in 2014 that had some loopholes in it—not by anybody’s fault, not by anybody’s inattention or malicious intent, those loopholes kind of came to bear and the clubs went forward thinking they had approval and we went forward thinking that they were intending something different,” Larkin says. “What we concluded is that certainly the clubs bear some of the burden because they

did go outside of what was allowed in their volunteer agreements in their permits,” he says. The Forest Service takes its share of the responsibility because it didn’t provide the level of oversight that would have prevented the damage. This was due to an intense fire season, when those responsible for oversight activities were out helping with the fire effort, he says. A statement by the Oregon State Snowmobile Association said, “All trail maintenance and grooming activities provided by OSSA and member clubs are conducted through a valid permit signed by local Forest Service officials. All of these volunteer efforts are intended solely to help address potential hazards to winter recreationalists that can hide dangers that, if not addressed, could potentially cause injury or death to unsuspecting trail users.” The statement cites miscommunication between the Forest Service and the snowmobile clubs, and also states that some of the damage was “the result of natural forces.” In the future, Larkin says systematic checks are in place to prevent this type of situation from happening again. “Now we have a much more consistent and thorough process whereby any work that’s outside that very basic brushing and regular trail maintenance needs to come to us in written form and it has to be reviewed at multiple levels,” he says. “Ultimately, I have to approve it in writing before that work can commence and that’s one of the steps that was missing,” he says. Currently, Larkin says the Forest Service doesn’t have any maintenance projects underway. He says there is one permit that has been issued to the Central Oregon Trail Alliance to construct new mountain bike trails, but work is not scheduled to begin at this time due to a forest restoration project that will affect the same area.

Although no one took home the Powerball Jackpot prize, a Portland man won one million dollars after his ticket matched the five numbers drawn on Wed. Jan. 6. Joe Watson didn’t check his ticket for three days and had several people check the ticket when he saw the numbers. In Oregon, more than 57,000 tickets won a total of $1.2 million last week, according an Oregon Lottery news release. Tickets that share numbers with the numbers drawn during Powerball could earn purchasers prize money depending on how many numbers are matched. Wednesday’s Powerball prize is now estimated at a record $1.4 billion dollars with a cash value of $868 million.

The City of Redmond is getting some assistance from University of Oregon students. Around 150 graduate and undergraduate students will participate in classes as part of the Sustainable City Year Program. The students will work with the City on several projects in areas including business strategy and planning, landscape architecture, and public policy and management, which includes affordable housing planning, and several other projects within the City.

The Bend Economic Development Advisory Board Subcommittee will host regular meetings on Monday, Jan. 25. Regular meetings will be held on the last Monday of the month beginning in January. The meeting will be held from noon—1:30 pm in City Hall’s Awbrey Butte Conference Room at 710 NW Wall Street.

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The left is of widening and gully erosion, the right is of trailside soil displacement and mixing. Credit Bend-Fort Rock Ranger District, Deschutes National Forest.

Oregon Congressman Greg Walden, (R— Second District of Oregon) voted in favor of the Restoring Americans’ Healthcare Freedom Reconciliation Act of 2015 last week. The bill would cut STI testing, contraceptive funding, reproductive health checkups, and breast and cervical cancer screenings, according to a release issue by Planned Parenthood. More than 72,000 people utilize Planned Parenthood Services in 12 locations in Southwest Oregon for health screenings and basic reproductive healthcare. The bill would have prohibited abortion unless the pregnancy was a result of rape or incest or the health of the mother was at risk. President Obama vetoed the bill on Jan. 8. “More than half of the health centers are in rural or medically underserved areas, meaning that without Planned Parenthood, many patients would literally have nowhere else to turn,” according to the release. Congressman Walden has a zero percent score on the Planned Parenthood Action Fund’s Congressional Scorecard.

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FEATURE

Anarchy In Eastern Oregon - Don't Tread On Me Militia stand-off continues By Brian Jennings, Sherron Lumley, and Corinne Boyer 9 VOLUME 20 ISSUE 02 / January 14, 2016 / THE SOURCE WEEKLY

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group of armed men occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge outside of Burns, Oregon, bears testimony to long-running anti-government sentiment held by its members. The militia, led by Ammon Bundy, called by turn domestic terrorists and patriots, declare they will stay for years if necessary, to win their demands. The Source discovered another side to the story. On Sunday, about a three-hour drive southeast from Bend, the compound set up by the militia at the Fish and Wildlife headquarters of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge was surprisingly quiet. It was possible to wander around without supervision and nobody seemed to mind. On closer inspection, as it turns out, the militia took the day off, apparently to go into Burns for church. This didn’t make headline news. Clearly, storming the empty center and recapturing the headquarters is not part of any plan to end the standoff. Local officials said they are taking orders from higher up and are not permitted to act. It appears the government is waiting out the militia, pointedly avoiding a confrontation that could be deadly to the women and children camping there with them. However, some escalation began on Monday, when the militia tore down a government fence, indicating the group is ready to see results.

Origins of the standoff Ammon Bundy, and his brother Ryan Bundy, joined others in support of two

Oregon ranchers sentenced to prison. Father and son Dwight Hammond, 73, and Steve Hammond, 46, of Harney County, are each serving five years in prison for arson for setting backburns on federal land adjacent to their property. Although both men had already served the sentences they initially received, in October 2015, the Capital Press report-

Oregon Farm Bureau gathered more than 2,000 signatures on a petition for leniency for the Hammonds. Further, the Oregon Cattleman’s Association established a fund to help with the Hammonds' legal fees. The Bundys were among thousands of supporters. At Bundy’s first press conference, which

Every single county has participated in some way and there are lots and lots of law enforcement here. -Harney County School District Superintendent Dr. Marilyn McBride.

ed a Eugene judge resentenced them to return to prison to serve the minimum five years of the anti-terrorism law used to convict them. Original sentencing by U.S. District Judge Michael Hogan, now retired, found that a five-year term would amount to cruel and unusual punishment and was “grossly disproportionate to the severity of the offenses here.” The

he called on January 3, he not only demanded the release of the Hammonds, but also explained the group’s motives included getting the county economically revived - through logging. This might seem like a head-spinner, but protection of the spotted owl brought what felt like government oppression to many Oregon timber towns in the last few decades. Twenty-five years ago, the mills hummed

night and day in Oregon, when the U.S. government was still in the business of selling Douglas Fir by the board foot. The endangered spotted owl and the Clinton Administration's Northwest Forest Plan resulted in economic death for many Oregon timber towns, still struggling today with poverty and unemployment. At this writing, no charges have been filed. Nonetheless, what began as a peaceful protest in a Safeway parking lot, may now present an interesting legal case. In 2015, Ammon Bundy founded a group called the Harney County “Committee of Safety,” a term with roots in the American Revolution. The Committee of Safety presented the Harney County Board of Commissioners and Sheriff with a Redress of Grievance on Jan. 8, 2016. However, within 48 hours, the Burns group unanimously decided to split with its founder and publicly asked him and the other occupants to go home. Home for Bundy is Nevada, where his first armed standoff occurred in 2014, following a 20-year dispute between the Bundy family and the Bureau of Land Management. Whether Bundy and his supporters will respect the wishes of the local residents of Burns and leave, will unfold in the coming days, weeks or months.

Economic Impact The statewide effort required to respond to the occupation at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge is taking resources away from every part of Oregon. Sheriff David Ward ...Continues on page 10

FEATURE in Harney County requested deputies from all 36 counties in Oregon with state and federal officers to provide assistance and safeguard local residents.

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“As far as time lines go we will continue our efforts until we can reach a peaceful resolution. The cost of sending the officers and deputies has yet to be determined,” a Harney County public information officer provided.

Fish & Wildlife Service. Hundreds of species of birds migrate through the region on the Pacific Flyway, a crucial stop that offers resting, breeding, and nesting grounds for migratory birds.

F. Finley and Herman T. Bohlman, with backing from the Oregon Audubon Society, approached President Theodore Roosevelt asking for permanent protection of the region. On Aug. 18, 1908, the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service employees who work at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge are working as best they can from other locations. “Due to the unauthorized presence of individuals at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, important, on site conservation actions have been suspended,” they responded via email. The Burns-Hines Schools are now open, according to the Harney County Sheriff's Twitter account. The schools reopened after an extended closure to ensure students’ and staff safety under the guidance of Harney County School District Superintendent Dr. Marilyn McBride. Whether or not Bundy and the militia will be charged with any crime, Harney County Judge Steve Grasty plans to fine Bundy $75,000 for every day of the occupation, he says.

History of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge The Malheur National Wildlife Refuge south of Burns is managed by the U.S.

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A militia member speaks to members of the media covering the occupation. Photo by Brian Jennings

The Pacific Flyway stretches from Alaska to Patagonia, and some species of birds fly the entire length during migrations in the spring and fall. Each individual species usually travels the same route and at the same time of year along the flyway.

was established by Executive Order of the President. At the time of designation it was one of only six refuges west of the Mississippi. The refuge now encompasses nearly 190,000 acres of wildlife habitat and birding paradise.

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watchers can predict with accuracy when certain birds will arrive and rest in the Harney Basin. In an article penned for the Atlantic Monthly in 1910, photographer William Finley wrote of the abundance of waterfowl in the area. “We found the biggest colony of gulls and white pelicans I have ever seen.” He continued, “I have seen big bird colonies before, but never one like this.” He documented that he was so excited that he tripped over the oars in his boat and fell overboard, photographic plates in hand. Long before Oregon was even a state, in 1826, French-Canadian fur trapper Peter Skene Ogden led a large expedition into the Malheur - Harney Basin area in search of fur-bearing animals. Although they did not find an abundance of beaver and other fur-bearers, Ogden did note that the lake was about a mile wide and nine miles long and contained “fowl in abundance.” As with bison, by the late 1880s hunters were decimating North American bird populations in pursuit of feathers for the fashionable hat industry. The Harney Basin, where the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge is located, was no exception, where white herons were killed to near extinction. More than 100 species including waterfowl, shorebirds, cranes, raptors, songbirds, and others can be seen during the Harney County Migratory Bird Festival each spring. Only time will tell if the militia will still be there come April, in what would be the festivals 35th year.

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VINTAGE VOCALISTS—Cast members from the Broadway hit Jersey Boys will sing classic hits from Motown to doowop, covering artists like the Beach Boys, The Four Seasons, The Beatles, and more. The Broadway sensations will surely make your toes tap. 7:30 pm. The Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. $28, $38, $58.

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BEER AND MUSIC—Massive fire pits, seven hours of live music and more than 20 beers and ciders to taste from around the state makes for a fantastic way to spend an evening. Some of the brewers will even be there to tell you a bit about their newest inventions and remind you why living in Bend is always a wonderful thing. 1-10 pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis, 700 NW Bond St. Free admission, $15 taster punchcard.

ROCK & BONFIRE—Singer-songwriter Esmé Patterson's crisp, melodic vocals will grace the Crow's Feet Commons for an Après Ski beers and bonfire gathering. You may recognize Patterson from her song “Dearly Departed” sang with Shakey Graves. Bend-based bluegrass punk Blackflowers Blacksun will kick off the celebration. 6 pm. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks St. No cover.

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SOPHISTAFUNK MUSIC—Fresh off of performing at Irving Plaza in New York last week, oldschool funk hip-hop band Sophistafunk stops in Bend before heading out on tour with The Motet. Combining soulful lyrics with groovy electronic dance sounds, Sophistafunk brings the party to the High Gravity Brewfest. Plus, this is the only chance to see these guys for free during their national tour. 7 pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis. No cover.

ROCK SHOW— Nothing like two fantastic bands playing back to back for your listening pleasure. With members of Elektrapod joining the hullabaloo, expect a rocking good time with multiple genres of music being covered. Wear good socks in case you feel like dancing! 9pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $5.

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SNOW—Stepping back to a time when things were bigger and wilder, the Hella Big Air competition is ‘90s themed. Skiers and riders will have the chance to win a 30k prize purse by throwing themselves off a 70-foot jump. The day will feature DJs playing the best of ‘90s, rad giveaways, and all-around party atmosphere. 2:30 pm. Mt. Bachelor, 1300 SW Century Dr. Free to spectators.

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BLUEGRASS—Power string trio The Devil Makes Three will stop in Bend on its national tour. Performing a blend of bluegrass, old time, country, folk, blues, jazz, ragtime, and rockabilly music. The band has skyrocketed in the bluegrass world since putting out its first album over a decade ago. 9 pm. Midtown Ballroom, 51 NW Greenwood Ave. $25 adv., $30 door.

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Luckily, we’re able to talk before any needles actually come out, and Patterson’s restless and odd nature quickly shine through. The musician relocated from Denver to Portland last year; she’s gradually transitioned from Americana-sweetheart to indie-rock iconoclast; and she’s a self-described “priestess” when she performs.

ment to create really positive music, which I thought was kind of revolutionary and interesting at the time because all the ‘cool’ music that my friends were making was really dark and sad,” Patterson says. “I thought there was something kind of exciting and very different about making unabashedly positive music.” Her excitement slowly started to fade, though, as the band moved toward an indie-pop sound. Patterson’s focus gradually

if it’s a positive, it’s still objectification—so rarely do they have their own feelings and their own thoughts,” she says. “I was really just trying to tell these stories, and I didn’t really have any intention or goal behind it. It’s been a really cool experience hearing everybody’s reactions to it, people’s feelings about it, and what it meant to them.” With both parties realizing that they were headed in separate directions, Patterson amicably left Paper Birds last year, after eight years with the band. It’s been different in the best way. “I’m playing guitar, and I didn’t play guitar in Paper Bird, which I love playing electric guitar. It makes me so freaking happy,” she says. “I can just be myself, write about what I want to write about [whether] it’s very sexual or very violent or very intense or very mystical, something like that. I’m the only person that’s responsible. Which is terrifying also, but also very freeing.”

“I think music really is a sacred space,” Patterson says. “I feel like I’m a priestess in a way where I’m just making space for people to have transcendent experiences that really don’t have anything to do with me. I’m just there, I’m holding this space and allowing people to feel something together that means whatever it means to them. I take that position very seriously. And of course, it’s really, really fun for me, too. I get a lot out of it. For me, it’s a kind of mystical experience.”

Patterson is also enjoying the West Coast atmosphere—“You can be as weird as you want to be [in Portland], and you’re not going to be the weirdest one, which is great.”—and feels welcomed and challenged by the music scene. All of these experiences informed her untitled new album, which she’ll release this spring.

Bendites can catch Patterson’s sonic magic at Crow’s Feet Commons Friday night. She’s “We’re in the mixing performing for the Mt. stage right now, which is Bachelor Apres Ski really exciting,” she says. Esmé Patterson plays the Apres Ski party Friday night at Crow's Feet Commons. Party, with local group “I’m really proud of the Blackflowers Blacksun songs. I think they’re opening the show. This won’t be Patterson’s turned towards other endeavors—in 2012, the best work I’ve done so far in my life. I’m first visit to Bend—she says she loves playing she released her first solo album, All Princes, I, really excited about them. There’s definitely the Volcanic—but she’s grown a lot in the last experimenting with more ethereal sounds and some difficult material that I was negotiating, year, both professionally and personally. darker lyrics; and the hit song, “Dearly Deand it wasn’t like a pleasure cruise writing this parted,” a playful, bluesy break-up story that “This has been a big year of change for me,” record. It was definitely kind of an intense she co-wrote and performed with musician she says. “Leaving [the band] Paper Bird, experience, but I think really fruitful and Shakey Graves, landed her appearances on moving from Colorado, lots of big, personal really valuable.” Conan and SXSW. (“That was such a trip, a waves in my life. I had a lot to write about, a Patterson promised to preview several of her crazy, crazy trip.”) lot to process and move through. It’s been a new songs, along with a surprise or two, at her difficult process.” The final nail came with the release of PatBend show. Be sure to check it out. terson’s second solo album, Woman to Woman. That process started with Patterson’s deparThe sort-of concept album challenges stereoture from Paper Bird. The folk-pop sextet types of women found in popular songs, some(which included Patterson’s sister) helped reEsmé Patterson with Blackflowers vitalize the Denver music scene with intricate, thing Patterson says just naturally developed Blacksun while she was writing. catchy songwriting and impressive live sets. 6-10 pm. Friday, Jan. 15 “For me, the exciting part of Paper Bird was the community, and singing with my sister, and being part of what I felt was a move-

“So much of being a woman is people project these ideas and feelings onto you, and so rarely do these women that are objectified—even

Crow’s Common Feet, 875 NW Brooks St. All ages, no cover

TRIBAL SEEDS Tribal Seeds is a roots, rock, reggae group out of San Diego that are here in Central Oregon to mellow us all out. Now that pot is mostly legal, expect the massive billowing clouds to be thick with giggles and high-fives. 7pm. Sunday, Jan. 17. Midtown Ballroom, 51 NW Greenwood Ave. $20.

TONY SMILEY Tony Smiley is a multi-instrumentalist whose shows are almost impossible to describe until you see one. With his signature acoustic-electric sound and some audience participation, his shows are an experience for each and every once of your senses...and you might discover a few more too. 9pm. Saturday, Jan. 16. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $8.

HILARY SCOTT Hilary Scott is an indie-Americana singer-songwriter touring off of her most popular record yet. With her sweet, soulful voice and her open hearted lyrics, Scott is one to watch for the future, as there is really no one who sounds quite like she does. Slow dance with your special someone and you won’t regret it. 9pm. Wednesday, Jan. 20. Astro Lounge, 939 NW Bond St. No cover.

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he first thing Esmé Patterson does is warn me: “I’m about to get a tattoo today, so I might be kind of distracted.” Even though we’re on the phone, the singer’s light laugh rings clear like one of her songs. “I just felt like getting a tattoo today. It’s just something I like. I don’t plan them out beforehand, though.”

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he Devil Makes Three is an interesting contradiction in sound and style. The band’s punk roots and upbringing, combined with an old school ragtime sound, saturated in a roughneck bluegrass ambiance, gives DM3 a sonic soundscape very different from bands with their toes in similar waters. Pete Bernhard (guitar, vocals) Lucia Turino (upright bass, vocals) and Cooper McBean (guitar, tenor banjo) are all so gifted that their live shows effortlessly glide between crowd-pleasing, old-time deep mountain bluegrass and an anarchic spirit where anything could happen.

The Devil Makes Three plays a wide variety of music for a demographic that is always adjusting, changing and growing, but to think that the heartbreak tunes and old-time country sound is all they have on their mind would be a mistake. Bernhard has a lot on his mind, spilling into the band’s lyrics. When I asked him what someone who had never heard the band before could expect from a Devil Makes Three show, his answer was so brilliantly worded and downright beautiful, it changed how I viewed the band almost instantly.

According to Bernhard, The Devil Makes Three formed in 2002 in Santa Cruz, California, right after they recorded their self-titled album. “We migrated westward like slow confused birds after we got out of high school,” says Bernhard, adding, “we are all originally from southern Vermont.” Their latest release, I’m a Stranger Here, takes that ragtime sound even further with some of their smokiest and booze-drenched lyrics combining flawlessly with their gorgeous harmonies and broken down yet hopeful bluesy vibe. Although the album has a few barnburners, it is most definitely a heartbreak album, focused on the ones that got away and the ones that stayed with no recipe for happiness other than substance abuse and music. Their many influences are evident over every track, which is a huge reason why they are so hard to classify or put in a box. “To be totally honest with you,” says Bernhard, “we barely draw from the bluegrass tradition at all. Anyone who plays bluegrass would tell you we are not a bluegrass band. The closest we come to bluegrass is being inspired by the great Doc Watson.” Bernhard says that the band’s influences fall under the headings of blues, old rock

Music fans will get an earful when The Devil Makes Three plays the Midtown Saturday.

and roll, country or old time music. “We play the same instruments as a bluegrass band but we're inspired by different sounds,” he says. Watching their stripped down Salt Stage Sessions, it is amazing to see a band transition so easily from the huge whiskey fueled stage shows to something more intimate and focused. Those sessions show a band ready for anything as long as they can stay true to the

roots that inspire them. According to Bernhard, they don’t really have a preference as to what style of show it is. “Both are great in their own way,” Bernhard says. “We like small shows and playing acoustic but we also enjoy a big theater filled with screaming people. As long as we still get to do both, we will remain the happy, semi-well adjusted, not-so-young people that we currently are,” he says.

Bernhard said, “They can expect upbeat songs that sound happy and fun but if they listen more closely they may hear in the lyrics that capitalism no longer functions as a way of life on the planet Earth. They may also hear that if we don’t find a solution we will destroy the planet and therefore ourselves as a species. They can expect to hear a little about how when the environment can no longer sustain future generations the idea of making money will seem pretty worthless. They may hear mention of the fact that the wealthiest one percent of the population in these United States possess 40 percent of the wealth and that the bottom 80 percent own seven percent. They can expect to dance, they can expect to sing, they can expect to have a drink poured on them by a smiling, inebriated local. They can expect the oceans to rise and the heavens to crack open. The corrupt fear us. The honest support us. The heroic join us.” What could anyone possibly add to that?

The Devil Makes Three Saturday, Jan 16, 9 pm Midtown Ballroom, 51 NW Greenwood Ave., Bend, OR 97701 $25 adv., $30 door

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Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic Night Bring your friends, your instrument, or maybe your voice. We have Mic Tipitino is your host for the night. 6-8 pm. No cover. Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

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PICK Bt Domino Room BoomBox Electronic duo compromised of versatile producers, DJs, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalists Russ Randolph and Zion Rock Godchaux. Experience their signature sound, an electronic blend of soulful rock and blues based dance music incorporating backbeat, psychedelia, and funky house sounds. 8 pm. $20.

Doo wop quartet Under The Streetlamp, composed of cast members of Jersey Boys, will deliver an evening of classic hits at The Tower Theatre, 1/16.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Jim Roy & Steve Beaudry Acoustic blues featuring finger style guitar and harmonica. Music from Mississippi to Chicago. 6-9 pm. Free.

counts the days until she returns home to her home in Olympia to write songs on her banjo through the rainy afternoons. 7 pm. No cover.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Northside Bar & Grill Jones Road

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm.

Silver Moon Brewing Open Jam Silver

M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Karaoke

7 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

The Cutmen Primarily a five-piece soul, jazz, funk, and boogaloo band featuring the music of Grant Green, Jimmy Smith, James Brown, Charles Kynard, and a healthy dose of originals. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm. Seven Nightclub Karaoke 8 pm. The Lot Open Mic Open mic is for one and

all! Local favorite performer and artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

14 Thursday Astro Lounge DJ Theclectik DJ mixing

‘90s hip-hop, R&B, funk, electronica, with special sit in guest MCs and musicians. 10 pm-2 am. No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby

Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Bobby’s smooth but gritty blues style and dynamic vocals make for a great show, playing all the old blues, digging deep into the heritage of the music. Noon-2 pm. No cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise & Kara-

oke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise. Plus karaoke at 9 pm. 6-9 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Kendl Winter A traveler, a dreamer, a banjo player, Kendl Winter sprouts alfalfa beans in mason jars in the back of her tour van and

Moon continues to support the local music scene with open jam! Open Jam is like open mic, but with a full band to back you up! Anyone can participate. You can jam with our band, perform solo, perform with friends, or even bring your own band. Hosted by the Rod DeGeorge Trio. Sign ups at 5 pm. 6-9 pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage Bend Comedy: Nariko Ott & Dan Weber Portland comedian Nariko Ott has performed at the Seattle International Comedy Competition, the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, and the 2015 Idaho Laugh Fest. Willamette Week also recently named Nariko Ot as a member of their Funniest Five, their ranking of the top five funniest people in Portland. 8-10:30 pm. $8 adv., $10 door. Volcanic Theatre Pub Bad Apple String-

band Bad Apple has developed a sound for themselves that displays their drive to write new and exciting songs while holding on to the bluegrass roots of their instruments and influences. 8 pm. $5.

15 Friday Astro Lounge ‘90s Throwback Party

Come dressed in your favorite ‘90s style and kick back to the nostalgic sounds and sights of your childhood . Bring your friends for a rad party! Great kick-off before 10 Barrel’s Hella Big Air at Mt. Bachelor on Sunday! 10 pm-2 am. No cover.

Checker’s Pub Out of The Blue Band You

do not want to miss seeing and hearing this band! R&B dance band! 8-11 pm. No cover.

PICK Crow’s Feet Commons Esme Patterson & Blackflowers Blacksun Portland singer-songwriter Esme Patterson and Blackflowers Blacksun join Deschutes Brewery and Crows Feet Commons for an Apres Ski party at Crows Feet Commons for

bonfires and beer. 7-10:30 pm. No cover.

Crux Fermentation Project Trailer 31

Modern American folk music, meets old time jams, giving you the foot stompin’ knee slappin’ sound of Trailer 31! This trio writes music that is greatly inspired by their individual journeys through life and exploration of the great state of Oregon! 5-8 pm. No cover.

Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe Celtic Jam

Bring your guitar, fiddle, or whatever you have an join in for and open jam of Celtic music. All musicians welcome. And if you’re not a musician, come down, tap your feet and enjoy what’s always a fun evening. 6:30-8:30 pm. No cover.

Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Bobby’s smooth but gritty blues style and dynamic vocals make for a great show, playing all the old blues, digging deep into the heritage of the music. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bomberos Come see Bend’s rocking trio and enjoy great Southern food and hospitality. 6 pm. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise & Kara-

oke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise. Plus karaoke at 9 pm. 6-9 pm. No cover.

Jackson’s Corner Eastside Coyote Wil-

low Weaving genre-crossing lines to create an extraordinary musical journey. Come join them on that journey! 6 pm. No cover.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Burnin’ Moon-

light Spirited bluegrass, blues, and swing. Scott Foxx, Jim Roy, and Maggie J will be kicking’ it with their multi-instrumental talents and driving vocals. 7:30-11 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill The Substitutes

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Craft Kitchen and Brewery JB Boxter

Distinctive Americana soul through solo originals and unique genre-bending reinterpretations. 6-8:30 pm. No cover.

Silver Moon Brewing Gonzo Known to

play a wide variety of styles, yet present a very distinct original sound. They play heavier, sorta eerie darker sounding songs,

up beat, feel good, happy songs, and everything in between. Hot moms love their music. 9 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

21+. 9 pm. No cover.

The Loft Doc Ryan & Eve We will be

returning to the Loft for some originals and some sweet cover tunes. Folk, blues, alt-country, rockabilly, folkabilly, Docabilly. You got it! 6-8 pm. No cover.

PICK Bt Volcanic Theatre Pub The Mostest & Shady GroOove This show will feature special guests Gabe Johnson on guitar and Jarrod Donatelli on percussion, both from Elektrapod. Local fiddle-driven groove act Shady GroOove opens up the night. 9 pm. $5 adv., $7 door.

16 Saturday Astro Lounge DJ Harlo An eclectic mix of electronic music! 10 pm.

Bend Brewing Company Moon Mountain Ramblers Spirited bluegrass, blues, and swing. Scott Foxx, Jim Roy, and Maggie J will be kicking’ it with their multi-instrumental talents and driving vocals. Enjoy some world class brews and tasty treats too. 6:30-9 pm.

Checker’s Pub Out of The Blue Band You do not want to miss seeing and hearing this band! 8-11 pm. No cover. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe Alicia Viani &

Mark Karwan Mark Karwan (acoustic bass and vocals) and Alicia Viani (vocals and guitar) will be playing at everyone’s favorite bookshop. Come settle in and have a glass of wine or beer as they (delicately, intimately) blow the doors off the place! 7-9 pm. No cover.

Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 8 pm. M&J Tavern Five Pint Mary One, two,

three, four, Five Pint Mary! Ringing in the New Year with style. Put on your dancing shoes and swing a partner round the dance floor. Watch out for them pints of beer and glasses of whiskey! 9 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Dance Lessons Come learn the popular

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line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm. No cover.

PICK McMenamins Old St. Francis School Dirty Revival Part of the Gravity

Brewfest. Dirty Revival is becoming notorious for their unique ability to excite and entertain their audience with everything from catchy original tunes to danceable ‘90s hip-hop and R&B to unforgettable ‘60s and ‘70s funk and soul. 3-6 pm. No cover.

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PICK McMenamins Old St. Francis School Sophistafunk Part of the High

Gravity Brewfest. New York trio Sophistafunk blends funk-hop and live analog electronic, with a powerful danceable sound and huge stage presence. 7 pm. No cover.

PICK Bt Midtown Ballroom The Devil Makes Three Blending bluegrass, old time, country, folk, blues, jazz, ragtime, and rockabilly music. 9 pm. $25 adv., $30 door. Northside Bar & Grill The Substitutes

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Portello Wine Café Allan Byer Project

18 Monday Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Northside Bar & Grill Karaoke 7-9 pm. Open Door Wine Bar Coyote Willow

Weaving genre-crossing lines to create an extraordinary musical journey. Come join them on that journey! 6 pm. No cover.

19 Tuesday Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your team or join one! Usually six categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover.

Comedy night every Tuesday, with open mic at 9 pm. 7-9 pm. $5.

Allan shares his all original Americana music with his stellar Trio featuring Rosemarie Witnour on banjo and vocals and Jimmy Jo McKue on lead guitar. 7-9 pm. No cover.

All ages. 6:30 pm. No cover.

Silver Moon Brewing The Rod De-

M&J Tavern Zander Reese Singer-song-

George Trio Rod DeGeorge has melted nine guitars in the last two weeks. They were all melted on stage by his mad skills. I’m not totally sure this is true, but I wouldn’t bet against it. A classic power trio that rips through every genre of rock imaginable. From originals to super classics, satisfaction guaranteed! 9 pm. No cover.

Strictly Organic Coffee - Old Mill Coy-

ote Willow Weaving genre-crossing lines to create an extraordinary musical journey. 1 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele

21+. 9 pm. No cover.

The Capitol Curve Elegant production,

nurturing hospitality, burner ethos, wicked acoustics. Special guest Chrome Wolves from PDX. Curve resident DJs are Mr. Wu, DJ Manoj, and Paranome. 10 pm. $5.

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Streetlamp The Bend Surgery Center Center Stage Series. Doo wop quartet composed of recent leading cast members of the Tony award-winning sensation Jersey Boys. Under the Streetlamp delivers an electrifying evening of classic hits. These four vocalists bring their unique blend of tight harmonies and slick dance moves to your favorite doo-wop, motown, and rock ‘n’ roll hits from The Drifters, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Four Seasons, and more. 7:30-10 pm. Reserved seating: $28, $38, $58. Bt Volcanic Theatre Pub Tony Smiley The songs of Tony Smiley are a tantalizing ride through electro acoustic music that will cause your musical senses to rise. During the experience you can expect original soul bearing songs, improv crowd pleasers, and creative cover mixes. 9 pm. $8 adv., $10 door.

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Eddy Country, folk. All ages. Every other Sunday, 3 pm. No cover.

Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam writer Zander Reese returns with his grunge fueled Seattle sound that ranges from soulful ballads of love and loss to rocking beats exploding with angst and passion. 9 pm. No cover.

Seven Nightclub Karaoke 8 pm. The Summit Saloon & Stage Bend

Comedy Open Mic Sign up at 7 pm. Five minutes or two songs of stage time. All performance types are welcome. 8-10 pm. Free.

The Lot Trivia at The Lot Bring your team or join one. Enjoy the heated seats, brews, and tasty eats while rubbing elbows with Bend’s smartest smartipants who love trivia. A rotating host comes up with six questions in six different categories. 6-8 pm. Free.

20 Wednesday Astro Lounge Hilary Scott Indie-Amer-

icana singer-songwriter Hilary Scott released her latest album, Freight Train Love, in November. It has grabbed the attention of reviewers from Billboard, No Depression, Maverick, and many more. 9 pm. No cover.

Cabin 22 KC Flynn & Friends This longtime Bend favorite cranks out fresh takes on acoustic folk, rock, country covers on The Cabin stage. Frequently joined by fellow local musicians. 7-9:30 pm. No cover. Checker’s Pub Talent/Open Mic Night Bring your friends, your instrument, or maybe your voice. We have Mic Tipitino is your host for the night. 6-8 pm. No cover. Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Bobby’s smooth but gritty blues style and dynamic vocals make for a great show, playing all the old blues, digging deep into the heritage of the music. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby

Lindstrom & All Three Cylinders All Three Cylinders combines killer guitar and vocals, whistling, percussions and Djembe drum, harmonica and harmonies. Playing your favorite blues, rock, Americana, Bobby’s originals with a unique style that makes it a great show! 6-9 pm. No cover.

Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Hub City Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Kara-

oke 7 pm. No cover.

McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Pete Kartsounes Armed with an acoustic guitar, blazing skill, powerful voice, award winning songs and relentless heart, Pete Kartsounes writes music that will move and inspire your soul. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm. Seven Nightclub Karaoke 8 pm. The Lot Open Mic Open mic is for one and all! Local favorite performer and artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.

21 Thursday Astro Lounge DJ Theclectik DJ mixing

‘90s hip-hop, R&B, funk, electronica, with special sit in guest MCs and musicians. 10 pm-2 am. No cover.

Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke 9 pm. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Bobby’s smooth but gritty blues style and dynamic vocals make for a great show, playing all the old blues, digging deep into the heritage of the music. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise &

Karaoke Classic rock and oldies with Tim Cruise. Plus karaoke at 9 pm. 6-9 pm. No cover.

Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. McMenamins Old St. Francis School

Jeff Crosby & The Refugees Crosby’s rich, hook filled music and his smooth vocals combine with poignant lyrics to make each track its own gem. 7 pm. No cover.

Northside Bar & Grill Nice & Brown Covers and originals keep you singing and dancing to a funky beat and original style. Revolvr Menswear Third Thursday So-

cial Hour Live music, cocktails, and good company! Every third Thursday of the month, we’re hosting social hour downtown at Revolvr Menswear. See you there! 5-7 pm. No cover.

Stihl Whiskey Bar Clairen Stone & Jason Plankey Local duo throwing down smooth jazz, blues, and R&B. Electric guitar accompanies sultry female vocals. Billie Holiday meets Amy Winehouse at Stihl. 7-10 pm. No cover. Strictly Organic Coffee Company

Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover.

The Summit Saloon & Stage Bend Comedy: Craig May & Jeff Oliver Oregon native Craig May has been actively been doing comedy for over three years. His comedy style can best be described as an awkward hug that goes on for too long but you hold on anyway. Craig recently performed at Bumbershoot and the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. 8-10:30 pm. $8 adv., $10 door. The Capitol ‘80s Flashback Dance Party

With Mark Brody spinning the vinyl. Come dance to Love and Rockets, The Cure, Yaz, Book of Love, Art of Noise, New Order, Ministry, Ramones, Frankie, Front 242, and all the other sounds of the ‘80s club scene. Third Thursday of every month, 9 pm. No cover.

EVENTS

CALENDAR MUSIC Big Band Tuesday & Lunch People over

60 years of age can enjoy big-band music and dancing performed by Alley Cats, 10:30-11:30 am. Free or low-cost lunch served from 11 am12:30 pm. Join us for a fun-filled day of great music and food. Tuesdays, 10:30am. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St.

is a traditional bagpipe and drum band with members from the Central Oregon area. Experienced pipers and drummers are welcome to attend, along with those who are interested in taking up piping or drumming and would like to find out what it would take to learn and eventually join our group. Mondays, 5:30-7pm. Bend Church of the Nazarene, 1270 NE 27th St. 541-633-3225. Free.

Central Oregon Community Orchestra

Part of the High Gravity Brewfest, Dirty Revival will entertain audiences with a little bit of everything at McMenamins Old St. Francis, 1/16.

PICK Under the Streetlamp Retro never sounded so now! Doo wop quartet composed of recent leading cast members of the Tony Award-winning sensation Jersey Boys. Jan. 16, 7:30pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Res. seating: $28, $38, $58.

Dance - Every Wednesday at 7:00 pm Sunday Dance Church - Every Sunday at 11:00 am Wednesdays, 7pm and Sundays, 11am. Through July 2. Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 360-870-6093. $10-$20.

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The orchestra [COCO] welcomes all musicians who enjoy playing music with others. Auditions are not necessary, but there are monthly dues. For more information call 541-306-6768 or email cocomusicmakers@gmail.com. Wednesdays, 6:30pm. Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way.

Fun Salsa Patterns Dance Classes

Adult Jazz Dance Class Intermediate level

adult jazz dance class with members of Jazz Dance Collective. First class is free. Tuesdays, 7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. 541-410-8451. $10.

Argentine Tango Class & Práctica

Beginning tango class 6:30-7:30 pm followed by two hours of practice from 7:30-9:30 pm. Individualized attention for beginner dancers in a friendly and supportive environment. No partner needed! Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5.

Beginner Salsa Classes Learn to dance

salsa in a friendly, group-class setting. This class focuses on the fundamentals of the dance, making it ideal for first-timers and those looking to add a solid foundation to their exciting salsa dance skills. Progressive fourclass series starting on the first Thursday of each month. Drop-ins also welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. 541-325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Bend Community Contra Dance Fea-

turing caller David Stewart and music by the High Country Dance Band. Beginner’s workshop 7 pm, dance begins at 7:30 pm. Jan. 16, 7-9:30pm. Boys & Girls Club, 500 NW Wall St. 541-388-9997. $8.

Ecstatic Dance Bend Dance your own

dance in your own way in a supportive community of kindred spirits. Discover the power of movement improvisation for self-awareness, self-expression and holistic health. Ecstatic

Learn Salsa pattern combinations in this friendly and encouraging class in which you will learn to put together salsa dance pattern sequences including some fun turns. We recommend you feel comfortable with your basic salsa steps for this class. Thursdays, 7:30-8:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Dr. 541-325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in.

Group Class & Ballroom Dance Get your dance on at our Friday night group class and dance! Class topic changes weekly. No experience or partner necessary. Ages 16-plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $5 per person includes the class & dance.

Latin Wednesday Join Latin Dance

Academy of Bend at Seven. They teach some amazing latin dance moves and have an open dance following the lesson. Wednesdays, 7-9:30pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412.

Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class

No experience or Scottish heritage necessary. Weekly classes include beginner & advanced dances. Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. First class is free, future classes are $5.

Square Dance Lessons The Bachelor

Beauts Square Dance Club. We welcome new dancers and previous dancers wanting refresher lessons. Thursdays, 7-9pm. Through April 7. Pine Forest Grange Hall, 63214 Boyd Acres Rd. 541-617-8589. $5, first lesson free.

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THE MOSTEST & SHADY GROOOVE

Wedding Dance Lessons Whether you want to learn something spectacular to surprise your friends or just enough so you don’t trip over your new spouse, Victoria can get you comfortable for your first dance. It’s fun, sexy, and probably easier than you think! Ongoing. Allegro Dance, 19833 SW Porcupine Dr. 541-213-7127. $45/ hour, 7th free. West African Dance Class Every class

taught to live drumming by Fe Fanyi Drum Troupe. Mondays, 7:30pm. Victor Performing Arts, 2700 NE Fourth St. Suite 210. 818-6362465. $15 drop-in, $50 for five classes.

Zumba Zumba is a great cardio fitness class.

Great moves, great music. You won’t even know your working out. Tuesdays-Thursdays, 5:30-6:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. 541-788-2153. $7.

FILM EVENTS COAA Movie Night: Further Helping our friends at Central Oregon Avalanche Association raise friends and funds to support their new weather station to aid in avalanche forecasting and reporting in Central Oregon. Jan. 13, 7pm. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks St. $10.

COTA Movie Night: Off The Beaten Path Off The Beaten Path shows that fatbik-

ing is somewhat of a natural progression of mountain biking. Early mountain bikers were looking to create bikes that allowed them to ride on terrain and in conditions they otherwise wouldn’t be able to. Many now look to fat bikes for the same reason. Jan. 21, 9pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. $5, cash only.

King: A Filmed Record: Montgomery to Memphis Using only original newsreel and

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Volcanic Theater Pub Presents

genuine footage from the time of the Montgomery bus boycott of 1955 until Dr. King’s assassination in 1968, this film allows events to speak for themselves. This is the rarely seen original unedited version of the film that premiered in 1970. Jan. 16, 1-4pm. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-280-0802. Free.

This Changes Everything Explore the premise that climate peril is not about carbon, it’s about capitalism. Can we use the climate crisis to transform our failed economic system into something radically better? “Klein and Lewis paint a picture of a post-fossil-fueled, post-capitalist future that seems not only within reach, but like a place where we actually want to live,” YES Magazine. Jan. 20, 7-8:45pm. The Environmental Center, 16 NW Kansas Ave. 541-389-0785. $5 donation.

LOCAL ARTS Artventure with Judy Artist-led painting

event! No experience necessary! Fee includes supplies. Pre-register and see upcoming images at artventurewithjudy.com. Tuesdays, 6-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop, 1740 NW Pence Ln. 541-410-3267. $25 pre-paid.

Space Craft Let Arts Central watercolor artist Julianne LaClaire be your guide through space in this fun, relaxed watercolor workshop. Space is limited and registration is required. Jan. 14, noon-2pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-312-1032. Free Open Studio Nights Bring a project, spread out on our 18ft work table (or use our large open room) and spend an evening with others in your community. Work on art, dance, paint, build, music, knitting, crocheting, play games, or any creative project you can imagine! Wednesdays, 5-9pm. Through Dec. 28. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 2. 541-390-7666. $5.

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January Dinner & Pop Up Film Festival

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Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band Practice The Cascade Highlanders Pipe Band

guide you through replicating the night’s featured image. Food and beverage available for purchase. Register online. Tuesdays, 6pm. Level 2, 360 SW Powerhouse Dr. Suite 210. 541-213-8083. $35-$45.

E S M É PA T T E R S O N & BLACKFLOWERS BLACKSUN

Sisters area artists; two- and three-dimensional objects. Presented by the Friends of Sisters Library Art Committee. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 10am-6pm. Through Feb. 25. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. 541-549-6157. Free.

PICK Small Wonders Show Celebrate the holiday season with a gallery-wide Small Wonders exhibit. Consider gift-giving this year from our variety of miniature art pieces for something particularly unique and inspiring! Through Jan. 18. Hood Avenue Art, 357 W Hood Ave., Sisters. 541-719-1800. Free.

JANUARY 15, 2016 | 6:00-10:00 ALL AGES | FREE PRESENTED BY DESCHUTES BREWERY AND SUBARU OF BEND

PRESENTATIONS High Desert Speaker Series: Sagebrush Sisters Three stalwart Oregon

women set off across the high desert last June to hike from Sheldon National Wildlife Refuge in Nevada to Hart Mountain Antelope Refuge in Oregon.The Oregon Natural Desert Association’s High Desert Speaker Series returns with a short film about their journey, Sagebrush Sisters, followed by a panel discussion with the film’s stars. Jan. 19, 7pm. Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 541-3302638. Free.

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IDA Orientation Thinking of opening an

Individual Development Account (IDA) with NeighborImpact? Come to an orientation session and learn what’s involved. A coach will walk you through everything you should know before getting started. Thurs, Jan. 14, 5pm. NeighborImpact Office - Redmond, 2303 SW First St. 541-323-6567. Free.

Know Before You Go Avalanche Program Developed to introduce people to av-

alanches, the complexity of making decisions and the destructive power of avalanches. This 60 minute presentation focuses on recognizing avalanche terrain, signs of instability and safe travel practices. No-host bar. RSVP online. Jan. 14, 5:30-8pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-382-4754. Members $3, non-members $7.

Five Steps to Organizing For more information about times, conditions, parties and team building visit seventhmountain.com and facebook.com/SMRRecreation

Admissions is $7 Skate Rental is $5

Get expert advice on how to keep your personal space organized and functioning with Jewels Muller. Jan. 19, 6-7pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-3121032. Free.

Free admission for children 5 and under with paid adult

NW MixTape The Pacific Northwest has

a relationship with hip-hop culture that is complex and, on occasion, commercially exceptional. What are the conditions of our region that make Northwest hip-hop unique? In turn, how has hip-hop influenced language, fashion, art, and political life in the region? A conversation with Donnell Alexander and hiphop poet MOsley WOtta. Jan. 13, 6-7pm. Great Earth Natural Foods, 46 SW D St., Madras. 541-475-3351, ext. 6. Free.

Reading the Cultural Landscape Emily Pritchard, MS in Archaeology, will present, “Reading the Cultural Landscape,” about preserving our historic and cultural resources, focusing on archaeology, and resource management. Jan. 21, 7:30-8:30pm. COAR Building, 2112 NE Fourth St. 541-598-5920. Members free, $5 donation non-members.

Rojava Revolution in Kurdish Nationhood Amnesty International 610 January meeting. Casey O’ Corcrain of the Blackjack Bookstore will be speaking about the various Kurdish groups working for a Kurdish nation in Iran, Iraq, Turkey, and Syria (the PKK, Peshmerga, PUK, YPJ, YPG, and others and the importance of the new Democratic Authority Movement. Jan. 20, 6-8pm. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-388-1793. Free.

Travel: From Peking to Paris In 2007 Dina Bennett embarked on the 7,800-mile Peking to Paris Classic Car Motor Challenge. She and her husband drove a 1940 LaSalle, the rebuild of which nearly ended in divorce. Travel with Bennett during this presentation, as she talks about her adventures on the road and in life. Jan. 13, noon-1pm. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. 541-3121034. Free. Weekend Workshop: Reptile Care

Has your family ever thought about having a reptile as a pet? Learn what special needs they have, especially during the cold winter months. Meet several good beginner species and make a practice pet to test at home. Paired pricing for one adult and one child. Jan. 16, 10:30am-noon. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-382-4754. Members $10, non-members $15.

THEATER PICK 5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche Presented by Lonely Fish

and Stage Right Productions It’s 1956 and the Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein are having their annual quiche breakfast. Will they be able to keep their cool when Communists threaten their idyllic town? Opening night champagne reception, Jan. 15, 6:30-7:30 pm. Fri,

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To Pluto & Beyond—New Horizons

Take a look at NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft mission to Pluto and beyond with Bob Grossfeld from Sunriver Nature Center and Observatory. Jan. 15, noon-1pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-3121032. Free.

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Tony Smiley gives listeners a tantalizing ride through electro acoustic music at Volcanic Theatre Pub, 1/16.

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Sisters Library annual art exhibit features more than 250 works by Sisters area artists. Jan. 15, 7:30pm, Sat, Jan. 16, 7:30pm, Sun, Jan. 17, 3pm and Thurs, Jan. 21, 7:30pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $19 adult, $16 student & senior.

Comedy Improv: Triage & the Reality Benders All ages appropriate. Fun for the whole family with two improv groups taking your suggestions to create stories, scenes, and songs. Jan. 15, 7-8:30pm. CTC Cascade Theatre, 148 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-7713189. $5.

Arsenic & Old Lace Summit HS Theatre presents the classic dark comedy Arsenic and Old Lace, about two elderly old women who poison lonely men as a charity. Thurs, Jan. 21, 7-9:30pm. Summit High School Auditorium, 2855 NW Clearwater Dr. 541-355-4190. $5. First Speak Story Performance Workshop Do you have a story to tell? Do

you have a story that needs to be heard? Story telling has become a popular and powerful art form. Why not join the movement. Shay Knorr is teaching a personal story telling workshop. Four workshop sessions at her home and one performance at Armature A Creative Space. 4-8 people. Tues, Jan. 19, 7-9pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 2. 503-860-5733. $125.

Long Form Improv: National Hat Day

Triage picks an obscure “holiday” to celebrate each month and January’s is National Hat Day! Veteran improvisors create multi-character, multi-scene improv based on audience suggestions. Adult content. Jan. 15, 9-10pm. CTC Cascade Theatre, 148 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-771-3189. $5.

Royal Pageant of the Oregon Winterfest Local comedian Chelsea Bt

Woodmansee and film producer Jesse Locke of AMZ Productions have taken over the extreme honor and duty of assisting the Oregon Winterfest’s Fire King in finding a perfect soulmate. How will they handle the responsibility of such an undertaking, you ask? The only logical thing to do is to hold a Royal Pageant, of course! Jan. 19, 7:30pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $10.

WORDS Armchair Live Storytelling “Strangers

in a Strange Land.” Join us for a night of never before shared stories. We take inspiration from the surprising places that perfect strangers transport us to with their stories. Additional information at armchairbend.com. Tickets through tinpantheater.com. Jan. 21, 7pm. Tin Pan Theater, 869 NW Tin Pan Alley. $10.

Author Frank Romano University of

Paris Professor Frank Romano discussing Love and Terror In The Middle East. “I wrote this book to share my belief in the possibility of peace through grassroots activities in Israel and Palestine. A lot of the Middle East conflict is due to misunderstanding among religious groups. I want to encourage people to help break down those barriers.” Jan. 16, 2-4pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

Call for Storytellers Armchair live storytelling seeks storytellers for our event “Strangers in a Strange Land.” Please submit your ten minute story idea to armchairbend@ gmail.com. Armchair takes inspiration from the surprising places perfect strangers transport us with their stories. Submission deadline January 7th. Jan. 21, 6pm. Tin Pan Theater, 869 NW Tin Pan Alley.

VOLUNTEERS 350Deschutes Climate Advocacy & Education Use your special talents to en-

courage awareness of the need for meaningful climate action. We organize with leaders at schools, faith communities, nonprofit groups, and people in the community. Speak or organize educational events, attend rallies, write or do art about the climate. Bend, RSVP for address. 206-498-5887. Free.

Outreach Volunteer Go out and make

a change for animals right here in Central Oregon. We will empower you to use clinic resources and donations to help animals in difficult situations. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B-1. 541-617-1010.

Class to Mentor a Child with an Incarcerated Parent Central Oregon Partnerships for Youth (COPY), a program of the Deschutes County Sheriff’s Office, is offering a class for volunteers to mentor a child with an incarcerated parent. This six-hour class covers program policies, how to establish a mentor relationship, the impact incarceration has on families, and communication skills. Jan. 16, 9:30am-3:30pm. Deschutes County Services Center, 1300 NW Wall St. 541-3886651. Free, registration required.

Fences For Fido Help free dogs from

chains! We are seeking volunteers to come out and help us build fences for dogs who live on chains. No experience is required. Post sets take place on Tuesday or Wednesday and fence builds take place on Saturday or Sunday mornings and are complete in a couple of hours. Volunteers determine their own schedule. Sign up on Facebook: FFF Central Oregon Region Volunteers or Bend Canine

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Breakfast/Lunch 8am-3pm Wed-Sun

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Want in on a dirty little secret? A less-than-pristine furnace could be costing you, big time. Furnaces with dirty filters or ducts waste energy and money, shorten the life of your furnace, and pollute your indoor air. The good news? Cleaning up your furnace’s act starts with changing the filter regularly. For more quick and not-so-dirty tips, visit bendenergychallenge.org. #dojust1thing

EVENTS

Local fiddle-driven groove act Shady GroOove opens up the evening for The Mostest, with originals and jam band covers at Volcanic Theatre Pub, 1/15. Friends Meet Up group. More information can be found at fencesforfido.org. Fences for Fido is a 501 (c) (3) organization. RSVP for address.

Gatekeeper Program Through the Gatekeeper program, you would help us train community business staff and volunteers who may come into contact with seniors and adults with disabilities, to recognize warning signs that can indicate abuse, neglect, or an increased need for services or care. We also give examples of Gatekeeper referrals and how COCOA is able to connect clients with needed services and programs. Typically training presentations are about 20 minutes and include a PowerPoint program. Central Oregon Council On Aging (COCOA), 373 NE Greenwood Ave. 541-678-5483. Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit

that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. We are in need of caring adults who are willing to dedicate four hours each month to providing additional support and being positive role models to young people, helping them transform their lives and become successful members of society. For more information or to become a mentor, contact Amanda at 541-526-1380. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Rd. 541-526-1380.

Mentor a Child with an Incarcerated Parent Central Oregon Partnerships for

Youth will offer an orientation/training class. This six-hour class covers program policies, how to establish a mentor relationship, the impact incarceration has on families, and communication skills. Advanced registration is required. Jan. 16, 9:30am-3:30pm. Deschutes Services Building, 1300 NW Wall St. 2nd floor. 541-388-6651. Free.

MLK Day of Service Make it a day on,

not a day off! Join Volunteer Connect for the seventh annual MLK Day of service. Browse volunteer projects and sign up at volunteerconnectnow.org or call 541-385-8977. Jan. 18, 9am-noon. Various locations, various. 541-3858977. Free.

NeighborImpact Boomer Buddies Help build relationships through positive guidance by spending quality time with preschool children from low-income communities. Buddies volunteer in our classrooms, playing and reading with little ones aged 3-5. Opportunities available in Bend, Redmond, LaPine, and Prineville. Contact Kathy at 541-323-6503 or kathypa@neighborimpact.org. Mondays-noon NeighborImpact Head Start, 2303 SW First St.

Volunteer—BCC Bend’s Community Center has a wide variety of volunteer opportunities for individuals over age 6. BCC serves meals Monday-Friday to seniors over 60 years

of age from 11 am-12:30 pm. Every Sunday BCC hosts its Feed the Hungry program serving free breakfast and lunch to the needy in Central Oregon, as well as on Thanksgiving and Christmas. BCC also is looking for individuals to join our committees, including special events/marketing, programs, and fundraising. If interested in volunteering go to bendscommunitycenter.org or call 541-312-2069 for more information. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St.

Volunteer—BSNP You’ll be a superhero to the animals at BSNP when you volunteer for this position! Save the day by coming in morning or afternoon to help scrub surgical instruments, clean dog kennel,s and help us get caught up on laundry. You’ll be an essential part of providing care to the animals that come to Bend Spay and Neuter Clinic. Bend Spay+Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B1. 541-617-1010. Volunteer—Advisory Board Partners in Service Advisory organization members are concerned men and women who voluntarily use their professional skills and knowledge of the community to make a practical difference for their neighbors, strengthening The Salvation Army’s ability to serve. 1-2pm. Bend, RSVP for address. 541-389-8888. Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Must have clean driving record and be able to pass VA-provided physical and screening. Transportation vehicle is VA-provided 10-passenger van. Call John at 541-309-9804 or Paul at 541-647-2363 for more details and information on the application process. Warehouse Sorting and Pricing The Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort, and price items. A variety of skills are appreciated, from apparel to electronics. Share your knowledge and get a great workout, too! The Brightside Thrift Store’s success is critical to the operations of our high-save shelter and our volunteers at the thrift store contribute directly to the care of our animals by making sure that all of our donations are processed and ready to purchase. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.

CLASSES Baha’i Children’s Class Free virtues training for 6-10 year olds based on Baha’i principles. Fun prayers, meditations, songs, stories, games, drama, arts, and crafts to help children grow up with good self-esteem, become happy junior youth, learn how to lead a life of service to humankind. Sun, Jan. 17, 11:15am-12:15pm. Discovery Park Lodge, 2868

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Basic Electronics 101 This class is de-

Financial Fitness Resolution Get your finances in order with NeighborImpact’s Victoria Vale. Jan. 19, 6:30-8pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-617-7089. Free.

signed for anyone interested in electronics. No prior technical knowledge is required. The class consists of ten 90-minute sessions once a week of classroom and lab work. Wednesdays, 6:30-8pm. Through March 24. E::Space Labs, 48 SE Bridgeford Blvd. Suite 180. $100.

Beer Sip & Dip Spend a fun evening

Beginning Aerial Central Oregon Aerial Arts is the premier, professional aerial silks acrobatics program with locations in both Bend and Sisters! Wednesdays-Saturdays-Sundays, 2:30-4pm. Central Oregon Aerial Arts, 63017 NE 18th St. 775-342-8710. $17. Beginning West Coast Swing Dance Lessons Learn the basic steps of this ver-

satile and playful dance in just two 90 minute sessions. Practice time to follow. No experience, no partner necessary. Suited for new dancers, those wanting to sharpen technique, and those who can benefit from reviewing A-Z again, while you will develop your own style of dance. Tuesdays, 6:30-8pm. Maverick’s Country Bar & Grill, 20565 NE Brinson Blvd. 541-241-4709. $40.

Bend Fair Housing Summit Join us for

a fun-filled day of Fair Housing education including lunch and earn up to 7 CEU’s. The morning sessions from 9 am-noon: “Fair Housing for Maintenance Staff and On-site Vendors” or “50 Shades of Fair Housing for Management and Leasing Staff”, interactive lunch session “Fair Housing Jeopardy” from noon-1 pm, afternoon session on “Reasonable Accommodations” from 1-4 pm. Jan. 21, 9am4pm. Doubletree/Hilton, 300 NW Franklin Ave. 503-213-1281. $35 session or $50 day.

Blank Pages Writing Salon An informal writing salon open to all levels, facilitated by former and current MFA in Writing Students from the Low-Residency MFA in Creative Writing at OSU-Cascades. Jan. 17, 6-8pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. $5. Buddhist Mantras Chanting Explore the spiritual insights and learn how to correctly chant Buddhist Mantras in Japanese. Reservations required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, 10:30am-4pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Capoeira Capoeira is for all! Beginners can experience this exciting artform of Brazilian culture which incorporates martial arts, movement, music, acrobatics, and fun for all ages. Adults all-levels fundamentals and music on Mondays. Concurrent music class at the same time. Learn more at ucabend.com or call 541678-3460. Mondays, 5:20-6:50pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th St. Suite 140. $25, three week introduction. Coffee Sip & Dip Cozy into a delicious cup of coffee from Sparrow Bakery while artist, Karen Eland, walks you through creating beautiful images with this ingenious medium! Jan. 17, 1-3pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $40. Contemporary Mix Dance Class Dance class for adults and teens incorporating a mix of ballet, jazz, contemporary, and lyrical dance styles. Mondays, 5:15-6:30pm. Through March 28. Academie de Ballet Classique, 162 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-382-4055. First class free. Developing Your Personal Practice

Developing a personal practice takes courage whether it be in yoga, meditation, sports training, or unfolding your big dream. Resistance, procrastination, and fear inevitably arise when you get serious about something. Thursdays, 6:15-7:45pm. Through Feb. 4. Sol Alchemy Yoga, 2150 NE Studio Rd. 541-639-6246. $12,

help you secure your financial future. Learn: How to become your own financial manager, effective money management strategies, techniques for trimming your spending, and how to calculate and build your net worth. Jan. 13, 5:30-7:30pm. NeighborImpact Office La Pine, 51340 Hwy 97 S. 541-323-6567. Free.

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painting with beer artist, Karen Eland. Basic painting techniques will be taught as we explore beer as a medium. Jan. 16, 6-8pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-5649080. $40.

Financial Planning & Money Management Workshop No cost workshops to

All Levels Partner Acro This class is designed so that everyone from the beginner to advanced practitioner can play! We make each skill accessible so that you feel safe and supported. No partner or experience is necessary. Includes hour-long jam after class. Fridays, 6:30-9pm. Bend Circus Center, 20700 Carmen Lp. 541-6782229. $15. German Conversation Group With a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm. In Sisters, various locations. 541-5950318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students. Growing Your Business with QuickBooks Transform your business account-

ing from a necessary evil into a means for identifying opportunities for business growth. Combine two three-hour evening classes (1/20 & 2/3) that teach you the fundamentals of business accounting and QuickBooks operation, with up to three hours of one-on-one daytime advising sessions. Jan. 20, 6-9pm. COCC Chandler Lab (off-campus), 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7290. $199.

Handmade Soap Class Learn how to make luxurious, handmade soap using natural ingredients including coconut oil, goat’s milk, and essential oils. You’ll make a batch of around 12 bars that will rival the best soap you’ve ever used! Jan. 17, 2-4:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $75, 20% discount for members. How to use Electronic Testing Equipment This class will allow the student to

understand the basic functions and use of the essential test equipment on an engineering design test bench. The standard test equipment covered in this class are digital multimeter, digital storage oscilloscope, function generator, variable DC voltage supply. Jan. 15, 6-8pm. E::Space Labs, 48 SE Bridgeford Blvd. Suite 180. 541-241-8801. $45.

Intro to Digital Photography This unique photography beginners class is intended to give participants a working knowledge of their camera and tools for processing images on their computer. This class is for photographers who want a deeper understanding of their cameras, including using them more creatively, how to compose photographs better, and how to process their images for better effect. There is strong emphasis on personal attention from the instructors. Jan. 16. This unique photography beginners class is intended to give participants a working knowledge of their camera and tools for processing images on their computer. Jan. 16, 9am. Cascade Center of Photography, 390 SW Columbia St. Suite 110. 541-241-2266. $135.

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Introduction to Linux This class is de-

signed for anyone interested in either developing an embedded Linux device or wanting to escape the tyranny of major computer corporations Microsoft and Apple. No prior technical knowledge of computer operating systems is required. Thursdays, 6-8pm. Through Feb. 5. E::Space Labs, 48 SE Bridgeford Blvd. Suite 180. 541-241-8801. $80.

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Contra Dance Join us for live music and dancing at The Boys & Girls Club

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Japanese Group Lessons Group lessons for both beginners and advanced students of all ages. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-633-7205. $15 or $55 for six lessons.

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Knife Sharpening Learn how to make your knives sharper than razors from expert knife maker, Jim Allen, owner of Three Sisters Forge. Jim will take you through the process, step by step of getting your knives sharp and keeping them that way. Bring a dull knife to hone your skills on! Sat, Jan. 16, 11am-1pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $40, 20% discount for members. West African Drumming Learn traditional rhythms, and experience the brain-enhancing, healing and joyful benefits of West African drumming from experienced teacher David Visiko. This is a beginner class open to anyone who has ever been drawn to drumming! Thursdays, 7pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne Ave. (behind address). 541-760-3204. $15.

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Mindful Parenting Join us for our next

education series talk, Mindful Parenting with Molly Carroll, MA, LPC. She will help us discover how to live a mindful life in our busy worlds. Jan. 21, 6:30pm. Cascades Academy, 19860 Tumalo Reservoir Rd. 541.382.0699. Free.

Open Gym Looking for a place to roll

around, climb high in the air, juggle, and move your body? Come to Bend Circus Center, we’ve got mats, aerial silks, big mirrors, and lots of fun props. Thursdays, 7-9pm. Bend Circus Center, 20700 Carmen Lp. $5.

Oriental Palm Reading Discover how the brain, nerves, and lines connect in palmistry. Reservation required. Mondays-Tuesdays-Thursdays-Fridays, noon-5pm. Custom Built Computers Of Redmond, 439 SW 6th St. 541-383-5031. $20 an hour. Oriental Palm Reading Discover how the

brain, nerves, and lines connect in palmistry. Wednesdays, 6-7pm. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-848-1255. $10.

Paint Your Own Chalkboard Paint a chalkboard made from an old cabinet door with colors to match you. Great way to experiment with the paint before you try a bigger project. Sign up online or stop in the store! Tues, Jan. 19, 6:30-8:30pm. Junque in Bloom, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 19. 541-728-3036. $35. Paint Your Own Small Piece of Furniture You pick the piece. Something small you

can easily carry in to class. Have fun painting in a group setting. Sign up online or in store! Thurs, Jan. 21, 9am-noon. Junque in Bloom, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 19. 541-728-3036. $75.

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Recycle in Style Turn junk to gems with artist Marianne Prodehl. Explore the endless

possibilities of repurposing scrap metal by learning techniques of cutting, sculpting and refining metal. Tuesdays, 6-9pm. Through July 6. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $65.

Saving & Investing Workshop Learn: Tips for saving, how to set savings goals, when to think about investing, the pros and cons of different types of investment. Jan. 20, 5:30-7:30pm. NeighborImpact Office, 20310 Empire Ave., Suite A110. 541-323-6567. Free. Selling Strategies Teaches the most

fundamental of all business skills, selling products, and services to customers. Instructor Rick Silver, co-founder of E::SPACE Labs has over 30 years of experience in selling to a wide variety of companies. He also founded his own successful high-tech sales distribution firm bringing his professional expertise and effective sales strategies to the classroom. Jan. 18, 6-8pm. E::Space Labs, 48 SE Bridgeford Blvd. Suite 180. 541-241-8801. $100.

Shop Safety You’ll be introduced to how

DIYcave functions and get a tour of the space including a demonstration of the safety features of the shop’s equipment. Jan. 17, 2-3pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $10, free for members.

Shop Tour You’ll be introduced to how DIYcave functions and get a tour of the space including a demonstration of the safety features of the shop’s equipment. Jan. 19, 6-7pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $10, free for members. Snowshoeing the Cascades Snowshoe

across meadows and through forests to snopark shelters or snowy mountain vistas. Learn about the wildlife, cultural and natural history of our beautiful Central Oregon Cascades. 4-6 miles, no snowshoeing experience required. Wednesdays, 9am-3pm. Through Jan. 27. COCC Community Learning, 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7270. $89.

Soldering School A comprehensive 6-hour 3-session soldering course. The course is designed for beginners and those who want to improve their soldering skills. Mondays, 6-8pm. Through Jan. 26. E::Space Labs, 48 SE Bridgeford Blvd. Suite 180. 541.241.8801. $60. Soldering Sterling Silver Rings You will solder sterling silver, use a ring mandrel, ring sizer, a torch, texture, and harden metal take new soldering skills and three sterling silver rings home! Materials included. Jan. 15, 5:308pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $59, 20% discount for members. Wax & Wine: Painting Bring your friends, open your favorite bottle of wine and get ready to be inspired as artist Lisa Marie Sipe guides you through the process of encaustic painting. Jan. 21, 6-9pm. The Workhouse, 50 SE Scott St. Suite 6. 347-564-9080. $70. ...Continues on page 31

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GET FIT Congratulations, if you’re reading this, you made it through the holidays. With the new year comes fresh enchantment for new dreams, but if you already broke a few of those lofty New Year’s resolutions, don’t despair. There are resolutions, and then there are quests. The Source’s 2016 Fit Guide launches you on your journey. Inside, learn how to fly in acro-yoga classes, discover the art of the dance at Barre3, and get as high as you dare at the Bend Rock Gym. These adventures and listings for local gyms, yoga, personal trainers and more reveal unique ways to get to the happy place you want to be, living your dreams. Take the leap.

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Solar Practice focuses on trust and involves partner practice. This element is centered on strength and may include inversions with spotting and acrobatics with a partner. Teamwork is a primary focus of the Solar Acrobatic Practice and partners seek to support and coach one another, bringing out their own and each other’s strengths by working in unison. During partner work, groups of three work together as a base, flyer and spotter. The base creates a solid foundation, the flyer practices trust, and the spotter ensures safety for all.

on a more passive role and the base uses gravity to assist the flyer in stretching. After therapeutic flying, flyers come down and massage the now warmed-up legs.

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For those ready to take their yoga practice to a more vigorous place, acroyoga may be the answer. Acroyoga is a dynamic form of yoga that incorporates acrobatic moves in a partnered yoga session. The practice is built on three primary pillars called Solar Acrobatic Practice, Lunar Healing Arts Practice and Yogic Practice.

One of the options for bar fitness in Bend is Barre3. The Barre3 program is specifically focused on improving balance and supporting correct posture. The workout gets its inspiration from a melding of three forms of fitness— ballet bar, Pilates and yoga. Those familiar with any or all of these disciplines will recognize components of the classes. Each exercise and stretch can be tied back to the common goal of balance. Exercises focus on lengthening and toning major muscle groups, and aim to provide a balanced full-body workout in each class. The motivation behind Barre3 is to focus on a holistical-

ly-balanced life. Balance is the center of the fitness routine, but the Barre3 concept also supports healthy nutrition and community building. An Oregon-born company, Barre3 got its start in Portland, where founders Sadie and Chris Lincoln opened the flagship studio in 2008. Now, eight years later, there are over 100 studios throughout the US. If you’re thinking of trying a Barre3 course, but don’t have any experience yet, come as you are. No experience is required and you can modify the workout to fit your skill level. Yoga-like attire is best and you can choose to participate barefoot or in socks. Registration and payment are easy online or through the Barre3 mobile app. The Barre3 studio is located off Century near Good Life Brewery. Barre3 also offers online workouts. Those who choose online workouts can tailor their course length as well as what workout props they will use during their exercises.

IS YOUR BODY WEIGHING YOU DOWN? creased flexibility, improved metabolisms, and low injury rates. The convenience factor is also a big selling point. Since speed is emphasized, most bodyweight workouts last around 30 minutes. And because it is free of any burdensome equipment, it can be done almost anywhere—a gym, your house, the park, etc.—for almost no fee. However, the key to a successful and productive bodyweight workout is proper technique. That’s where trainers come into play. Although it’s easy to find plenty of bodyweight exercises on YouTube or Google, having a personal trainer or an exercise group provides focus and interaction lacking in the online world. Bend has no shortage of trainers and gyms that offer bodyweight regimens, so even the exercise-averse have no excuse.

A recent fitness trend has been to forgo all this fancy equipment to utilize the one weight that everyone posses: the human body. Bodyweight workouts utilize exercises that use your own body as a form of resistance, instead of external equipment such as weights and resistance bands. Think of push-ups, crunches, squats, all the fun stuff you did in grade school gym. Most bodyweight workout focus on efficient, fast-paced exercises that combine cardio and strength. (If you’re doing it right, you won’t be moving at your grade school pace.) You’re directly working out your entire body, especially your core. A strong core can greatly improve posture, coordination and balance, as well as help you find those washboard abs you know are hidden somewhere around your belly. Studies show that bodyweight practitioners also benefit from in-

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People need to climb mountains. Seriously. It’s some sort of primal human urge to want to get to the very top of something, no matter how high up it is. Real mountains, though, are best left to professionals, those individuals with ridiculously huge forearms who always seem to kick ass on that Ninja Warrior show. But amateurs can garner similar fitness benefits by conquering smaller, safer mountains at an indoor climbing gym. Indoor climbing gyms provide a safe alternative to both actual mountains and stagnant fitness routines. Although it’s easy to think upper body strength is paramount, experienced climbers value technique and form over strength. Climbing is often likened to a chess match where climbers must plan their ascent ahead of time, carefully selecting a path and patiently executing it. Studies show that this mental preparation can

improve cognitive thinking and combat depression. You can choose to free climb with no equipment to ascend smaller walls, or use harnesses to strategically climb 100-ft. walls. No climb is ever the same, so climbers aren’t repeating the same workout every time. And make no mistake: it’s a workout for your entire body. A 2011 health review showed that regular climbers activate their arm, leg, back and core muscles, in addition to improving endurance and handgrip strength. Your arms and legs will feel sore for days after a solid two to three-hour session. The difficulty levels, which range from 0 to 11 or higher, also offer a distinct way to track improvement. You can move at your own pace and comfort level. Here in town, Bend Rock Gym offers a large facility perfect for climbers of all experience levels. Classes are available for beginners, while competitions are held for pros. Anyone looking to try a rock climbing workout will find an encouraging community there.

THE BEND DOWNTOWN ATHLETIC CLUB Not your typical fitness facility. The Bend Downtown Athletic Club is an adult only, full service fitness facility. Bend DAC offers a full compliment of cardio equipment, free weights and machines in a very clean, warm, friendly atmosphere. Our Group Fitness schedule includes Bodypump, Insanity, Spinning, Pilates, PiYo, Yoga and more. Our Personal trainers (Scott Schaffer, Crystal Hudson, Gary Hughes & Lisa Gentz) can design a program to help you look and feel your best. And our new competition prep program can help you set your sites on your first fitness contest or get you in the best shape of your life, with rates that start as low as $50 per month (without membership). For more info, contact Scott or Gary today. We also offer the full line of quality dotFit supplements. Stop by The Bend Downtown Athletic Club located on the 3rd floor of the Franklin Crossing Building. SPECIAL OFFER: If you’ve never experienced The Bend Downtown Athletic Club, come by for a tour and a free 7 day pass. Local ID required, 18 and over.

The Bend Downtown Athletic Club 550 NW Franklin Ave, Ste 328 Bend OR 97701 541-323-2322 benddac.com

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One of the most intimidating and overwhelming aspects of going to a gym is all the equipment. There is so much equipment there! Treadmills, barbells, those Bowflex-style ones with all the handles and strings that make no sense. And for fitness newbies who don’t know how to operate these contraptions, gym equipment can quickly turn into a modern-day torture machine.

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Owned and operated by Bend Park & Recreation District, Juniper Swim & Fitness Center is a community health, fitness and recreation facility open to people of all ages and abilities. The state-of-the-art facilities and quality fitness programs ensure you get fit and have fun! With no initiation fees, there are several pass options to choose from. Programs available include: lap and recreation swim,swim lessons, fitness center and studio, personal training, group fitness classes, indoor cycling, cardio fitness, yoga, pilates, water fitness and more. Centrally located, the facility is open seven days a week.

SPECIAL OFFERS Join us for the following: Free Family Night - 3rd Saturdays, January - May Spring Thaw Free Fitness Week, April 4 - 10 Family Swim & Fitness Time - Only $4 Video tour, details and schedules online.

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On Saturday, January 23 up to 250 high school cross-country skiers from throughout Oregon will converge on the Mt Bachelor Nordic Center for the 2nd annual XC Oregon High School XC Ski Invitational. The Invite is the largest high school cross-country ski event in the Western U.S. Racing will begin at 11:30am with 5km individual races followed by 3 x 1km relays. All races for the Invitational will start and finish on the Dutchman Oval. XC Oregon and our sponsors are proud to continue supporting the wonderful sport of Oregon high school skiing. Photos: Julie Benson

Spectators are encouraged! Please visit the Mt Bachelor Nordic Center on event day for trail access requirements. For more information about the Invitational & Oregon high school XC skiing visit...

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Be Part Of XC In Oregon

Founded in 1998, the non-profit XC Oregon started as one of only two elite development club programs for adult XC skiers in all of North America. Since inception, XC Oregon athletes have posted an unmatched record of accomplishments include Winter Olympic berths, individual & team National Championships, Worldloppet ski marathon victories, and an amazing 17 Pole Pedal Paddle elite titles!

Friends of XC Oregon – Our popular patron system gives donors access to our year-round team activities (if you wish) or simply a fantastic way to make a charitable donation in support our many efforts on behalf of XC skiing in Oregon.

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Over the past 18 years, XC Oregon has broadened our core demographic to include what is now recognized worldwide as one of the world’s premier XC ski masters clubs. Over two dozen National and World medals have been won by XC Oregon master skiers.

Camp With Us! – Designed for adult skiers from high beginner to expert levels, come experience our worldrenown Camps at Mt Bachelor.

Complete information about all XC Oregon programs is found on xcoregon.org

A Vital Part of Oregon’s XC Ski Community At the heart of XC Oregon’s mission is promoting health, fitness, and the sport of cross-country skiing through such events as the annual Meissner Learn-To- Ski day, the Tour for the Heart and the XC Oregon High School Invitational.

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CORE MOVEMENT PILATES + YOGA STUDIO Don’t settle for one-size-fits-all Pilates workouts! Come to Core Movement Pilates + Yoga Studio and enjoy the workout you want at your pace. Beginners and experienced Pilates students can enroll in private or small group sessions. Conni listens and adapts each exercise to your body. Fresh workouts keep you engaged and make each session fun. Conni offers specialized exercises for those who have hip and knee replacements. Go beyond physical therapy and continue to build strength and flexibility. Take advantage of Conni’s 20+ years of Pilates experience.

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Join Conni’s May 28-June 4 retreat to Asturias, Spain! Pilates and yoga in the morning, hikes on the Camino in the afternoon. Visit coremovepilates.com for info.

Conni Ramsey, Owner 2226 NW Fifth St., Bend, OR 97701 Phone: 541.390.9801 www.coremovepilates.com coremove@bendbroadband.com

IYENGAR YOGA OF BEND Iyengar Yoga is a highly respected method for learning yoga, refined over eighty years by world-renowned, yoga master, B.K.S. Iyengar.

We are committed to your experience being positive, transformative and appropriate at all ages and levels of ability. Everyone is welcomed! Find out for yourself why Iyengar Yoga is the most widely practiced method of yoga worldwide.

Small class size allows individual attention and guidance Clearly communicated instruction and demonstrations in an educational environment Certified Iyengar teachers undergo unparalleled teacher training and must pass on-going rigorous national exams to qualify Knowledgeable use of props to meet individual needs Correct alignment and intelligent action is taught to prevent injury, maximize flexibility, strengthen and develop mindfulness.

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KATIE MITAL PERSONAL FITNESS Personal Training in a Private Setting

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As a Certified Personal Trainer with numerous specialty certifications, I help my clients meet their fitness goals and change their lives! My training philosophy centers on helping my clients truly change their lifestyles so that they can first achieve, then maintain their desired results. Rather than focusing on a quick fix, I educate my clients and teach them how to incorporate fitness into their lives.

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I specialize in working with clients with health conditions that require special exercise programming. Working with my clients’ health care teams, I have helped those with musculoskeletal issues such as lower back pain, neck pain and joint pain, fibromyalgia, cancer, diabetes, arthritis and other conditions bring safe and appropriate movement back into their lives.

Katie Mital Personal Fitness 622 NE 4th Street Bend, OR 97701 (541) 306-8545 katie@kmpersonalfitness.com www.kmpersonalfitness.com

NAMASPA YOGA & MASSAGE NAMASPA is a welcoming community for beginning and experienced yogis alike. Now with a second studio in Redmond, we offer Baptiste Power Vinyasa classes in a heated studio, as well as Gentle Flow, Yin, Restorative, and Meditation classes in a non-heated setting. Between Bend and Redmond studios, we offer more than 60 adult classes per week, and our classes are perfect for students of all skill levels and body types. At NAMASPA, we encourage you to live your yoga on and off the mat! AWAKEN YOUR INNER GREATNESS For a limited time, take advantage of this special offer: 5 weeks of unlimited yoga classes for $29 for new clients, or add a week onto any month long class pass purchase. ($75 membership, $99 monthly unlimited) Take advantage of this special offer, which expires March 31st. Please present this coupon to redeem

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professional guidance and expert instruction in fitness, nutrition, wellness and lifestyle management. The STEELE BODIES program was founded on the application of High Intensity Training Principles, utilizing a well-defined understanding of Applied Physiology, Exercise Science and Nutrition. The program is designed to work with any population base, whether you’re new to exercise and training, or an elite/professional athlete. It can be modified and structured to help you actualize any and all of your health and fitness needs/goals. The STEELE BODIES program is based on three key components: 1) a strong and well defined science base of physiological and nutritional principles; 2) the professional, educational and practical experience of all key personnel; and 3) motivational abilities and interpersonal communication skills. STEELE BODIES programs provide a wide range of services that include: strength training, athletic training, endurance athlete’s strength training program, cardiovascular conditioning, nutritional education and weight management, core and flexibility training, functional fitness, post-rehab, self-defense and lifestyle management.

One-to-One or Small Group Trainings Available Please feel free to contact us about your Free Consultation!

“I’ve been strength training with Jamie for around 15 years. Most of that in San Diego, but when Jamie opened a Steele Bodies here in Bend just recently, I was elated since I hadn’t been training with anyone since moving to Bend. Through serious Through serious Triathalon training, Masters swimming, trail running and biking, and now, in my 60’s, just trying to stay in shape, teach yoga, keep my bones and body healthy and rehabbing after a recent knee injury - Jamie knows how to do it all! Jamie is a Master Level Trainer that excels in helping everyone reach their goals through a very knowledgable, safe and supportive application process, and frequently uses humor to make the trainings more enjoyable. It is a pleasure and privilege to work with Jamie and I whole-heartedly recommend him to anyone.” -Luanne Barrett, RN-retired, Namaspa Yoga Instructor

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999 SW Disk Drive, Suite 101, Bend (Conveniently located at the corner of Columbia & Colorado in Deschutes Ridge) Cell: 858-337-1452 / Studio: 541-213-2085 steelebodiesbend.com / steelebodies@att.net

ST. CHARLES NUTRITION & DIABETES PROGRAMS The registered dietitians with St. Charles Nutrition and Diabetes Programs offer education and counseling for people with specialized diet needs or for those looking for help with managing their health. Our nutritional counselors can help people plan healthy, nutritious meals for individual lifestyles, health conditions and preferences. Learn how to eat healthier while still enjoying your food. Services provided by licensed, registered dietitians. In our diabetes program, we recognize that when people understand the various aspects of diabetes, they can better manage and control the disease. Because we know that living with diabetes impacts more than just the person, family members are encouraged to join in the educational process.

To sign up for our 2016 classes, call 541-706-6390 or visit our website at StCharlesHealthCare.org · Eat for a Healthy Heart · Prep 2 Plate - Professional chef and registered dietitian partner to teach a 90 minute hands-on cooking class. · NEW Start: (Nutrition, Exercise, and Wellness) Includes eight group classes along with grocery store tours and cooking demonstrations. · Preventing Diabetes

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SYMMETRY IN MOTION Kimberly is a Certified GYROTONIC® & GYROKINESIS® Instructor, as well as holding multiple certifications in Pilates. Kim’s love of Yoga and Dance inspired her to begin studying Pilates in 1996 and in 2000 she discovered the amazing work of the GYROTONIC® & GYROKINESIS® Method. After falling in love with GYROTONIC® and appreciating the benefits that it had on her body, mind and spirit she decided to become certified to teach this discipline so that her clients could also benefit from this work as well. During her career, Kimberly has also had the opportunity to become a Certified GYROTONIC® Pre-Trainer for several years where she led trainings to assist other students on their path to become teachers themselves. GYROTONIC® & GYROKINESIS® philosophies assist the body to gain its greatest potential in strength, flexibility, spaciousness and overall health, creating a body in balance and harmony, Kimberly has a lovely intimate studio in Bend where she teaches equipment classes and also offers GYROKINESIS® classes in various locations throughout Bend.

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SUNRIVER CROSSFIT is located in the Sunriver industrial Park across from Three Rivers school. We are a small Crossfit with class sizes ranging from 5 - 15 people. Our classes focus on constantly varying functional movements under high intensity. This keeps the body constantly challenged and helps gets people of all ages fit and healthy for life. Giving you the most out of what you put in. Bodyweight movements, rowing, running, paddleboarding, swimming, Olympic weightlifting and gymnastics used in a circuit or strength session are just a few of the tools we use in our classes. We ensure everyone participates in our mobility/stretching session at the end of class, that way everyone is sufficiently prepared for the next class. We just opened our doors 6 months ago so come join our small but growing community. Any workout can be scaled up or down to meet your needs. We have an age range of 17 to 70, all fitness levels walk through our doors, we can cater to anyone!

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Welding Workshop Perfect for beginners or anyone needing a refresher in cutting and welding. Cut steel with a torch and weld those pieces back together. An introduction to brazing and gas welding, Arc, and MIG welding. No welding experience needed! Ages 13 and up. Thurs, Jan. 14, 5:30-8pm and Wed, Jan. 20, 5:30-8pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-3882283. $50, 20% discount for members. West African Drumming Level II/III

Wine Bottle Drinking Glasses Make se-

riously cool drinking glasses from your empty wine bottles. Learn how to cut them using a simple jig and fire polish the rim of the glasses with our custom torch. Beer, soda bottles, and jars make great glasses, too. Great for ages 12 and up! Bring 4 empty bottles to class. Jan. 21, 6-9pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-3882283. $40, 20% discount for members.

Wood Lathe Class Learn the basics of the wood lathe and how you can use it to create beautiful bowls, table legs, candlesticks and much more. This class will teach you what you need to know to get your DIYcave Lathe Certification and start working on your own projects. Ages 12 and up. Jan. 18, 6-8:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $35, 20% discount for members.

SENIOR EVENTS

Senior Meal Program Through a con-

tract with Central Oregon Council on Aging (COCOA) BCC hosts a senior meal program, providing a healthy lunch to seniors and their guests. In addition, Bend’s Community Center offers a comfortable senior library with billiards, computer, and internet access. Mondays-Fridays, 11am-12:30pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-312-2069. Free-$3.

Mindful Movement Pilates A gentle

pilates class led by Paula Logan that focuses on deliberate and mindful movement of the body. Learn how to reduce stress, to release tense muscles, and to perform exercises properly. This class will help build strength with an emphasis on core strength, stretching, and increased flexibility. Bands, overballs, and pilates mats are provided. A foam roller is recommended for this class. All fitness levels. Thursdays. Healthy Lifestyle Resource Center, 2525 NE Twin Knolls Dr. Suite 9. $8.

EVENTS Art & Ale Night Paint and sip event led by local artist who will provide step-by-step instructions in relaxed and social setting. Every 13 days, 5pm. The White Water Taphouse, 1043 NW Bond St. 541-213-8083. $35. 31

Awesome Bend Pitch Night Like Shark

Tank for community good! Watch finalists give three-minute pitches and vie for $1000 on the spot to do something that makes Bend more awesome. It’s a feel-good night of ideas and inspiration. Have your own awesome idea? Apply for our April Pitch Night now. Jan. 19, 6-8:30pm. Deschutes Brewery Public House, 1044 NW Bond St. 541-389-5599. Free.

PICK Blacklight Blast Nighttime tubing featuring backlight and glow runs, laser lights, music, and more. Reservations requested, space is limited. Sat, Jan. 16, 6:30-8:30pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Rd. 541-585-3147. $15, $12 SROA members. Mustangs To The Rescue Fundraiser

Visit our website to download the flier, give it to Hop N Bean when you order, and 30 percent of the proceeds will be donated to Mustangs to the Rescue. Mustangs to the Rescue is a 100 percent volunteer operated rescue that focuses on giving animals the skills they need to attract new homes. Third Sunday. Hop N Brew, 523 East Hwy 20. 541-330-8943.

Geeks Who Drink Each week geek teams of up to six challenge one another in eight rounds of all-out fun and randomness! The rounds vary from week to week, but generally deal with music, movies, comics, TV, books, and more. Tuesdays, 8-10pm. The Platypus Pub, 1203 NE Third St. 541-323-3282. Free. Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers

welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-3826281. Mondays, 6-9pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13.

History of Disabilities Exhibit Through Jan. 31. Rotunda Gallery, Barber Library, COCC Bend Campus, 2600 NW College Way. History of Disabilities Exhibit: Opening Reception Exhibit runs January 4-31. Jan.

13, 4-5:30pm. Rotunda Gallery, Barber Library, COCC Bend Campus, 2600 NW College Way. Free.

PICK Bt January Dinner & Pop Up Film Festival A fabulous dinner by Wendy

at Willow Camp Catering and a Mini Pop Up Film Festival. The mini film festival will include

The Mostest, featuring Elektrapod's Gabe Johnson on guitar and Jarrod Donatelli on percussion, at Volcanic Theatre Pub, 1/15. Photo by Gary Calicott.

short films highlighting the complex and diverse landscape of films being shot in Central Oregon. You will be meeting filmmakers and entrepreneurs from many different walks of life. Jan. 20, 6-8:45pm. The Belfry, 302 Main St., Sisters. $35.

US Forest Service: Networking Job Seekers with Disabilities Incight, the US

Forest Service, and Oregon Vocational Rehabilitation are hosting a networking event for job seekers with disabilities to make personal connections with the participating federal agency representatives and learn about applying for federal positions. Participating agencies: The US Forest Service, Timber Lake Job Corps, US Department of Agriculture, Oregon Department of Forestry, and the Natural Resources Conservation Service. Jan. 21, 9:30am-noon. Bend Park & Recreation District, 799 SW Columbia St. 971-244-0305. Free.

MLK Day of Service: Volunteer Connect Hundreds of volunteers are needed for

the seventh annual Martin Luther King, Jr. Day of Service. Volunteer Connect has encouraged over 1,788 volunteers in the past six years to participate in the annual event, contributing over 5,300 hours of service to Central Oregon nonprofits. Volunteers are encouraged to register now for the MLK Day of Service. Sign up online: volunteerconnectnow.org. Jan. 18, 9am-noon. Various locations, various.

Move Pilates & More Open House Open house event for all of the Move students and the community to come meet the new owner, Me’Kelle Brosnan. This is a great evening to come network and find out more about how and why pilates is such a wonderful exercise for your body. Jan. 14, 6-7:30pm. Move Pilates Studio, 706 Southwest Industrial Way. 541-974-4558. Free

Newcomers Club of Bend Hospitality Coffee Are you new to Bend or want to meet

new people? Come to our women’s coffee social to learn about our club and the variety of activities our 300 members enjoy. With dozens of activities offered, there’s lots to do and interesting people to meet. Email ncobhospitality@gmail.com or call 541-610-5003 to RSVP. Jan. 19, 10am-noon. Bend, RSVP for address. 541-610-5003. Free.

Pool Tournament Cash Cup Anyone can

join in, regardless of experience! We also have karaoke going on every Tuesday and Thursday, so there’s a lot of fun going on all night! APA rules, winnings based on number of participants. Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. $5.

Preventative Walk-in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines, mi-

crochips, toenail trims, and de-worming available. Service fees can be found at bendsnip.

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Build on your knowledge, technique, and performance skills. Teacher/troupe director David Visiko and members of Fe Fanyi practice and play joyfully each Thursday. Any players with previous training, experience, and/or intermediate abilities welcome! Tuesdays, 7pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne Ave. (behind address). 541-760-3204. $15.

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org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson Ave. Suite B-1.

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ation of art and a passion for the planet, Rubbish Renewed Eco Fashion Show is an annual fundraising event for REALMS Charter School. 5 pm show is all ages. 8:30 pm show is 21+. Jan. 14, 6 and 8:30pm. Midtown Ballroom, 51 NW Greenwood Ave. $20 adults, $10 students.

SCORE Small Business Counseling

Receive confidential business planning with a SCORE volunteer. Tues, Jan. 19, 5:30-7:30pm. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-6177050. Free.

Sewing Circle In conjunction with the upcoming exhibition Art for a Nation: Inspiration from the Great Depression, the sewing circle is to gather and share stories while working on hand sewing projects, no experience required and materials will be provided. All ages welcomed. RSVP online. Jan. 13, 11am-2pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. Free with admission.

Taps & Traps: A Community Cat Town Hall Enjoy some great beer while dis-

cussing the stray and feral cat issue in our community! Open discussion is encouraged. Let’s work together to not only help the cats in need but make sure they don’t continue to overpopulate. Jan. 20, 6-8pm. Wild Ride Brewing, 332 SW Fifth St. 541-617-1010. Free.

Third Friday Stroll Third Friday of every month, 4-8pm. Downtown Redmond, Sixth Street. Free.

Trivia Tuesdays Pick your smartest friends to make teams of two-to-five people for a mind-bending game of trivia. A new host each week comes up with six categories with six questions in each category. Another fun night at The Lot with great food, beer, and friends. Come join! Interested in being a trivia host? Email: info@thelotbend.com for details. Tuesdays, 6-8pm. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. Free.

UOAA Central Oregon Ducks Happy Hour Join the Central Oregon Ducks for a

casual happy hour at White Water Taphouse! Wear your Duck gear, bring a friend, and don’t miss out on this opportunity to spend quality time with some of your fellow ducks. With prize drawings at the door and your first beer on us, you’re bound to have a good time! Jan. 14, 5:30-7pm. The White Water Taphouse, 1043 NW Bond St. 541968-5284. $5 members, $10 non-members, $15 walk-in.

Acro Jam Need time to train and practice

your acro skills with a supportive community? Come to our acro jam! No experience necessary. Ages 16+. Wednesdays, 7-9pm. Bend Circus Center, 20700 Carmen Lp. $5.

Why Are Young Americans Becoming Less Religious? Discussion in Brooks Room with Central Oregon Atheists. Jan. 17, noon2pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-385-3226. Free.

MEETINGS Integrity in Community With many of us new to Central Oregon, new to UUFCO, or new to Unitarian Universalism, we are in a big learning curve as a community. Who will we be and how will we serve the larger community? Let’s explore some possibilities together. Rev. Antonia Won speaking. Jan. 17, 10:30-11:30am. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 61980 Skyline Ranch Rd. 541-385-3908. Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice

For more information call Diane at 541-4474756 or showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave.

for friends and families of alcoholics. Check afginfo.org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations.

City Club of Central Oregon It is a lunch

discussion, but don’t expect this City Club forum to turn into a food fight. They are way too civil for that. But if information and insights are what you want, there’s no better place for lunch today. Third Thursday of every month, 11:30am. St. Charles Center for Health and Learning, 2500 NE Neff Rd. 541-633-7163. $20/$35.

COHO—Central Oregon Homebrewers Organization Do you like to brew beer? Or

have you always wanted to learn how? Come join us! We’re a fun group of people, from all over Central Oregon, dedicated to improving our craft. Educational sessions, group brewing, competitions, and other beer-related events. Third Wednesday of every month, 6:30-9pm. Aspen Ridge Retirement, 1010 NE Purcell Blvd. Free.

KIDS’ EVENTS

PICK Rubbish Renewed Eco Fashion Show Rooted in a love of fashion, an appreci-

Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group

Family Night at Juniper Swim & Fitness Center. Courtesy of Bend Parks and Recreation.

Baby Steps Ages 0-18 months. A gentle storytime for infant and caregiver. Thursdays, 1:30pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free. Backpack Explorers Parents and chil-

Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

Preschool Parade Ages 3-5 years.

Stories, songs, rhymes, crafts to develop early literacy skills. Tuesdays, 1:30pm and Fridays, 10:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Thurs, Jan. 21, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-330-3762. Free.

Communicators Plus Toastmasters

dren ages 3-5 investigate science, art, music, stories, and culture in a fun, hands-on manner. New themes weekly! Wed, Jan. 13, 10-11am, Thurs, Jan. 14, 10-11am, Wed, Jan. 20, 10-11am and Thurs, Jan. 21, 10-11am. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-3824754. Members $10, non-members $15.

Cool Cars and Coffee All makes, models welcome. Saturdays, 8am. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr.

East Bend Animal Adventures Ages 3+ Live animals, stories, and crafts with High Desert Museum. Tues, Jan. 19, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

technique using ballet as the foundation, to stretch, strengthen, and inspire you. Floor, center work, and dance exercises with a variety of music each week. Opportunity to perform in Mary Poppins, June 2016. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Academie de Ballet Classique, 162 NW Greenwood Ave. 541-382-4055. $52 month.

Italian Language Group Italian language

East Bend Saturday Stories Interactive storytime with songs, rhymes, crafts. Sat, Jan. 16, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

Fizz! Boom! Read! Ages 3-5. Stories and science with hands-on experiments. Jan. 15, 10:15am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First

Family Fun Ages 0-5 years. Interactive storytime with songs, rhymes, crafts. Thursdays, 10:30am. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. Free.

Redmond MOPS (Mothers of Preschoolers) We are a group of supportive

Overeaters Anonymous Meeting Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Free.

Family LEGO Block Party Read! Build!

Rheumatoid Arthritis Support Group

Family Night Elevate your family night out to a whole new level of fun! Recreation swimming and games, family fitness activities, all ages lap swimming, free family weight room orientations, craft projects, and more. Third Saturday, 6:30-9:30pm. Juniper Swim & Fitness Center, 800 NE Sixth St. 541-389-7665. Free.

Thursdays, 6:30-7:45pm. DEQ Office, 475 NE Bellevue Dr. Suite 110. 541-388-6146.

learning, study, and conversation group. All levels welcome. Mondays, 1-2pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. Free.

United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-480-8269. Free.

Anyone with RA or similar auto-immune syndrome welcome. For more information contact Alyce Jantzen (alyce1002@gmail.com) or Kristen Jones (kristenjones1227@gmail.com). Third Tuesday, 4-5pm. Bend Memorial Clinic Redmond, 865 SW Veterans Way.

Socrates Cafe Group People from different backgrounds get together and exchange thoughtful ideas and experiences while embracing the Socratic Method. Open to all comers. Second Thursday, 6-7pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. Free.

Spanish Club Spanish language study and

conversation group. All levels welcome. Thursdays, 3:30-5pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541-749-2010. Free.

Transformation as a Way of Life Join Breyn Hibbs of Sol Alchemy for an experiential, circle-based conversation about transformation as a way of life—the ways you are already living it, as well as new practices that can give a little boost and add a little excitement to the way you orient to the constant and profound change happening everywhere inside and around us! Jan. 17, 5:15-6:30pm. Spiritual Awareness Community at Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 541-385-1332. Free. Italian Conversation Group Join our weekly informal Italian conversation group at Dudley’s. No textbooks, no homework, no instructor: just come and have fun. We welcome all skill levels from beginner to expert. Saturdays, 10-11:30am. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. 541 749 2010. Free.

Play! Join other builders and a gazillion legos. Sat, Jan. 16, 1:30pm. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-312-1093. Free.

Harry Potter Story Hour Drop in for our weekly story hour, featuring Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. This is a free event with Harry Potter themed treats and gelato for purchase. Ages: Tiny through Dumbledore, all welcome! Thursdays, 4-5pm. Bonta Natural Artisan Gelato, 920 NW Bond St. Suite 108. Free.

Kids Welding Tailored just for kids (ages 8-17), this “hands-on” class will teach kids to cut steel with a torch and weld those pieces back together. They’ll learn some amazing skills and take their creations home with them. Wed, Jan. 13, 5-7:30pm. DIYcave, 444 SE Ninth St. 541-388-2283. $45, 20% discount for members. LaPine Animal Adventures Ages 3+. Live animals, stories, and crafts with High Desert Museum. Tues, Jan. 19, 11:30am. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. Free. Mining Day Stake a claim, pan for gold, and have your earnings authenticated in our indoor placer mine and boomtown. Jan. 16, 11am-3pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. $2 plus admission.

Music, Movement & Stories Ages 3-5 years. Movement and stories to develop skills. Thurs, Jan. 21, 10:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. Free.

Pajama Party Ages 0-5 yearss. Evening storytime with songs, rhymes, crafts, PJs. Wed, Jan. 13, 6:45pm. Downtown Bend

Razzle Jazz Dance Class Enjoy jazz

mamas. We have free and very loving child care for kiddos. A great place to make new friends, get encouragement, and know that you’re not alone in this wonderful journey of motherhood! Third Tuesday, 9-11am. Community Presbyterian Church, 529 NW 19th St. Free.

Redmond Teen Makers with Cascade Culinary Institute Decorate a pastry and learn about the Cascade Culinary Institute. Ages 9-17 yrs. Jan. 20, 2pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free.

Redmond Teen Territory Hang out, mess around, geek out. Games, DIY, more. Jan. 13, 2-4pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. Free. School’s Out! Kids Camp Power wranglers, K—5th grade. How is electricity made? Why do magnets sometimes stick together and other times repel each other? Can you make your hair stand up? Or move a soda can with a balloon? These are just some of the questions we will be answering during this one-day camp full of experiments. Preregister at online. Jan. 18, 9am-3pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. $40 members, $45 non-member. Pajama Party Ages 0-5. Evening storytime with songs, rhymes, and crafts. Wear your PJs! Tues, Jan. 19, 6:30pm. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. Free. STEAM Team: Candy Sushi Ages 9-17 yrs. Play with food and make sugary maki rolls. Registration required. Jan. 13, 1:30pm. Sunriver Area Public Library, 56855 Venture Ln. Free. Toddlin’ Tales Ages 18-36 months.

Storytime with stories, songs, movement rhymes. Wednesdays, 9:30am. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. Free.

Tween Yoga This class for 10-12 year olds, will introduce the basics of yoga to help build strength and flexibility. Some partner and group work will be included. Wednesdays, 4-5:15pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541-550-8550. $5-$6.

CULTURE

5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche A weird and wonderful night of theater By Jared Rasic

ART WATCH By Corinne Boyer

Grab dance shoes, knitting needles or bits of that creative project you’ve been working on and bring them to Open Studio Nights at the Armature. Every Wednesday, the studio opens its space, which includes an 18-foot work table, to anyone in the community. All are welcome and people are encouraged to utilize the space for any creative projects. Whether you need to fine-tune a dance routine, play guitar or enjoy board games with friends, this studio space has room for everyone. The drop-in fee is $5 and bring along your own snacks. Armature—a creative space, 50 SE Scott St., Suite 1, Bend, Oregon 97702.

Photo by Kristina Rose Photography

he title, 5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche should instantly let you know whether you’re a part of the target audience or not. If that title instantly makes you go, “Okay, that sounds like my cup of tea,” then read no more and just go to the play. If it makes you think, “Ehhh, that sounds inappropriate and downright offensive,” then skip it and maybe also calm down a little. The show has a lot more going for it than a delightful title and open minds will most certainly find something to enjoy. Decidedly, 5 Lesbians is fringe theatre, but in a sophisticated way rather than a shocking one. The term fringe theatre is used for theatrical pieces providing and experience more experimental in terms of tone, style and subject matter, more so than a typical night out at a play. There are fringe festivals all over the world, celebrating theater that makes the audience experience the world just a bit differently. This show has lofty goals set firmly inside a thick wall of parody, satire and audience participation. The comedy 5 Lesbians tells the story of the annual quiche breakfast of the Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein. The show is set in 1956, smack dab in the center of middle-America during the Red Scare, with a meeting of all

“widows” who have a deep and abiding love of all things quiche. Our five lead characters are all initially broadly drawn: Wren Robin (a very funny Catherine Hahne) is the princess, Vern Schultz (a boisterously intense Melinda Jahn) is the tomboy, Ginny Cadbury (a perfect Stephanie Slade) is the wallflower, Lulie Stanwyck (a deranged and hilarious Nancy Scher) is the matron and Dale Prist (a subtle and excellent Shannyn Christensen) is the one with a dark past. However, the five lesbians are not the only attendees of the breakfast, as every audience member is given a name tag and an honorary membership into the society. Regardless of gender, sexual preference or anything at all, everyone in the audience, for that one night, is an honorary lesbian. The opening minutes are filled with jokes that would easily fill an episode of Saturday Night Live, but the show gains depth and darkness as it progresses. With all of the blood, horniness, eggs, lady kissing and clothes shedding one could expect from a show with this title, it will appeal to not only fans of wilder fare like Evil Dead: The Musical, but also more dramatic work like August: Osage County as well.

Underneath all of the broad humor and wacky characterization, there is a wonderfully upbeat story being told about never letting society tell you what is normal, no matter the time period. Director Scott Schultz found an excellent way to walk that fine line between camp and thematic weight. Schultz says, “It touches on the roles women have played historically and the oppression they have faced as a result of gender roles.” He adds, “The Red Scare was well known but no one knows about the Pink Scare that prosecuted innocent people simply because of their sexuality.” 5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche is very well-acted by the entire cast and directed with just the right touch of camp and drama. The piece leaves you with a smile on your face and a message in your heart. That might be nothing short of a minor miracle for a play about the end of the world and lesbianism in the 1950s.

5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche Friday, Jan. 15, to Sunday, Jan. 24 7:30 pm and 3 pm 2nd Street Theater 220 NE Lafayette Ave. $16-$19

In January, the Art Station, a non-profit visual arts school, is hosting several classes for youth and adults. Watercolor, clay and pastel classes are open to beginners. The January Art and Wine session will also teach adults of all skill levels about glass fusion techniques. The Art Station’s catalogue provides information on dozens of classes for early childhood, kids, and families. Visit the website: artscentraloregon.org/artstation.

Every month, the Workhouse hosts Last Saturday with art openings, food carts, complimentary drinks, and live music. The Workhouse also hosts art classes covering media from charcoal to recycled material creations. You can even learn how to paint with beer or take a writing workshop with Oregon State University MFA students. Check the Workhouse website for a complete schedule: theworkhousebend.com

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f taking a break from the snowy outdoors sparks your interest, the following local arts events are creative alternatives to binge-watching Netflix or filling up the pages of your adult coloring book.

CHOW The New Year started, and Bing. Bam. Boom. 1,2,3…a pop up ramen shop By Laura Parker

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Rolling noodles for the pop-up ramen shop. Photo by Julie Moulton.

riday night and New Year’s Day, Anna Witham stood in the kitchen of Palate, a coffee bar, and served up her gourmet bowl of ramen. The pop-up ramen shop ran for the weekend, opening up at 6 pm and running until 9 pm or until sold out. Already at 6 pm the coffee house was maxed out, with a line of curious ramen seekers out the door. The 1,2,3 patrons were thrown out of their everyday routines and expectations, faced with having to make a decision about whether or not the ramen was worth the wait. Most people stayed put because something magical called to them.

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The line moved up, the tables were served, and some ramen eaters stood in between tables or off to a corner, slurping on homemade broth, chewing and wiggling home-rolled noodles, and tasting the symphony of choices like citrus glazed pork, spicy mushrooms, or tea-braised duck; paired with options of six dancing condiments, such as pickled lime, fermented radish, peanuts, bean sprouts, nori

strips, and a sweet chili sauce. Those who waited patiently were provided with an illustrated paper of instructions for folding a paper crane; the rest of the strangers and friends gathered to laugh, wonder, and slurp together. It was like a full ski lodge, a warm place with bowl of soup and a fire to warm your toes by. The secret to the ramen success? A deep calling for true nourishment and heart. Anna’s apprenticeship began 20 years ago in the kitchen of Devore’s, where she learned to cook the pre-prepared salads and wraps that help sustain the hungry people of Bend who want something fast, yet more wholesome than fast food. Anna spent a year in France, helping in the kitchen of her home stay and learning the subtleties of French cuisine. When she became a mother, her desire to nourish her children’s health and her passion for cooking kept her up in the middle of the night studying recipes and perfecting delicate meats, sauces, fats, and fermented condi-

FOOD EVENTS Fundraiser for Harmony Farm Sanctuary Demo and petite course

meal for Harmony Farm Sanctuary. Executive Chef Richard Hull, A Broken Angel Sustainable Catering. A portion of each $45 reservation benefits Harmony Farm Sanctuary. RSVP: a.broken.angel.catering@gmail.com or 541-350-1553. Demonstration to include stocks, vinaigrettes, hard and soft herbs, confits, and polenta. Jan. 14, 6:30-8:30pm. Bend, RSVP for address. 541-350-1553. $45.

InFARMation: Deciphering the Labeling Lingo a breakdown of different labels and certifications so that people

ments. You may know her as the co-founder of LonePine Coffee Roasters, and her days spent at farmers' markets trading coffee and making connections with all the local farmers. Like the ramen bowl, going from scratch broth to alchemized condiments, Anna starts every meal with the foundation of, the more local the better, and the closer to the earth the better for you. The Root Cellar is Anna’s creation; it is the name of her catering/creating food with soul business. Since starting this endeavor a year ago, she has catered multiple weddings, one of which was in a treehouse forest, and she’s held various culturally thematic dinner events, including a night at the Grange Hall in Powell Butte, where she paired each course with a storyteller’s story. The themes of her dinners guide the eater to get caught up in a dream, and at the same time you find yourself feeling close to the earth and deeply connected to your community. Don’t be surprised if you are seated across the table from the woman who

might gain a better understanding of their merits. Jan. 19, 6-8:30pm. Central Oregon Locavore, 1216 NE First St. Free.

PICK Bt January Dinner & PopUp Film Festival A fabulous dinner by

Wendy at Willow Camp Catering and a Mini Pop-Up Film Festival. The mini film festival will include short films highlighting the complex and diverse landscape of in Central Oregon. You will be meeting filmmakers and entrepreneurs from many different walks of life. Jan. 20, 6-8:45pm. The Belfry, 302 Main St., Sisters. $35.

Murder Mystery Dinner Theater

Dinner theater smack dab in the barrel room of Maragas Winery. A “who-dunnit” worthy of Bogie himself! Jan. 16, 5:30pm. Maragas Winery, 15523 SW Hwy 97. $50.

raised the duck or rabbit on which you are feasting. She recently held a tamale feast at the Boys and Girls club, during one of the monthly contra dance gatherings, with a special order of 50 pounds of masa from the Sisters Nixtamal, out of Portland, who use a special process called Nixtamalization, which is an ancient process of making corn more assimilable in the body. Anna’s goal is to bring the people back to balance between earth and spirit with her food, to show us that the things that are good for our bodies can be full of magic and delight. She is a food artist, who continues to “popup” with surprising new ideas, and always woos us with mystery, humanity, humbleness, and the subtle flavors of life.

BEER EVENTS Beer & Wine Tastings We always have a wonderful selection of beer and wine! Come join us every Friday and Saturday. Fridays-Saturdays, 3:30-5:30pm. Newport Avenue Market, 1121 NW Newport Ave. 541-382-3940. Free. Firkin Friday A different firkin each

week. $3 firkin pints until it’s gone. Fridays, 4pm. Worthy Brewing, 495 NE Bellevue Dr. 541-639-4776.

PICK High Gravity Extravaganza

Huddle around the four blazing fire pits while tasting high-gravity, big, bold ales-and new this year, local ciders. We’ll have live music from 3-10 pm, which will

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include Sophistafunk as headliner. Brewers will be on hand to chat with as their beer samples are poured. This brewfest will feature more than 20 beers, some from McMenamins breweries and many from local breweries, all of them to offer cold comfort in the dry desert winter. Jan. 16, 1-10pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. Free admission, $15 taster punchcard.

Pints & Politics Join OLCV and fellow

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t’s only natural, once temperatures dip below freezing and the sidewalks all ice over for three months, that a person’s mind turns toward darker, maltier, more robust beer. (For those people of drinking age, that is.) McMenamins Old St. Francis School, just outside downtown, is ready to oblige. The third annual High Gravity Extravaganza, a rare winter-season beer festival in Bend, is taking place this Saturday, offering a couple

dozen beers (and a few ciders, too) meant to offer you cold comfort. It’s a great chance not just to try a lot of complex, flavorful ales for cheap ($15 for ten taster-glass fills), but to see what the staffs at McMenamins’ other breweries in Oregon and Washington are cooking up without having to travel over the pass. Show up between 1 and 4 p.m., and you’ll also get to chat with some of the brewers as you try their stuff. Music begins at 3 pm and the event runs until 10 pm.

SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS: Magnuson Strong Ale: Probably the best beer from the pub chain’s Thompson Brewery in Salem, Magnuson is a traditional strong pale ale that keeps the hops on the down-low and its powerful caramel-ish flavor front and center. Whoever created the term “winter warmer” was picturing something like this.

The Descendant: Deschutes Brewery’s contribution to the fest is a sour ale they’re calling a “younger sibling” of The Dissident, their Flanders-style brown ale last released in November. It uses the same recipe as The Dissident—oak casks, Oregon blackberries, the whole bit—but is fermented with Brettanomyces yeast, making this Deschutes’ first entirely Brett beer. Edgefield Extra One Year: A barleywine hailing from the McMenamins Edgefield complex outside Portland, Extra is the sole barleywine of the show, a 10.7 percent alcohol by volume (ABV)- ale that overloads your taste buds with toffee, grain, and booze. This four-barrel batch has also been aged in whiskey barrels since 2014, intended to give it an even more complex flavor package. Notorious Triple IPA (Boneyard): No explanation necessary. MM: Homebrewers who take a kitchen-sink approach to their recipes will appreciate this beer, the 2,000th batch brewed at the Roseburg Station Pub & Brewery. Brewer Tom Johnson has crammed 20 different malts and 20 different hops into this reddish-brown ale, and Johnson reports that it’s got a full-bodied base of malt flavors and a heavy citrus/tropical kick from the hops. It’s like having every beer from Roseburg Station in one glass—whether that’s a good thing or not is a question we can only answer this weekend.

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A group of Townsend’s Big-eared Bats waking up from their winter nap. At right is a Common poorwill. Photo on left is by Jim Anderson.

id ya’ ever stop to think…? Out there in that nice big woodpile you’re consuming this winter there are any number of insects, spiders and other six and eight-legged creatures sleeping away the winter. (What a rude awakening it must be when they suddenly find themselves in the consuming breath of the old wood stove!) When you walk across the grass in your front yard, please don’t stomp your feet; there are hundreds of other creatures down there, sleeping away the winter. While out in the hayfields hundreds of ground squirrels are snoring away. (But not gophers, they’re food for the beautiful Rough-legged hawks that come down from the Arctic Circle to spend winter with us.) In summer, there’s a very special bird we see on our forest roads that sleeps away winter: the Common poorwill, the smallest of the nightjars. If you were watching the road ahead of you on a night in summer, you may have seen its huge eyes shining back at you just before it flew up in front of you. You could have mistaken the poorwill for another nightjar, our Common nighthawk, but poorwills are half their size. While “our” nighthawks at this moment are gobbling up nocturnal insects in Central and South America, the poorwills are actually still in North America, but sleeping it off in the southern parts of their range. In 1948, Dr. Edmund Jaeger, a biology teacher from Riverside Junior College in California, was out birding with a group of students in nearby creek washes, when one of the group saw what appeared to be the back end of a nightjar protruding from the stream bank and roots of the willows and oaks. Curious (as most teachers are), Jaeger took a closer look at the bird and noticed it

appeared to be dead, but when he and his students picked it up to examine it they noticed it was warm. Lo-and-behold, they became the first humans to report a bird going into a state of hibernation, but not the first to see it. However, the Native American Hopi people were aware of the poorwill’s behavior long before anyone even dreamed of such things, as their name for this bird is, hölchko, which translates to, “The Sleeping One.” Even the great scientist and explorer, Meriweather Lewis didn’t catch on that poorwills hibernate when he and his side-kick, Lewis Clark found them in the torpid state while going through the Dakotas in 1804. They did mention them in their journals, but didn’t recognize them as something different from the whippoorwills of the East, or that they were hibernating. Hibernation is the process that puts an animal into a deep sleep where breathing and heart rate slow down to a hairline between life and death. However, to hibernate, the animal going into that state must have a suitable layer of fat. The fat is metabolized to make food and (and water) for the animal’s s-l-o-w-l-y circulating blood. The larger burrowing rodents we see running around Central Oregon in summer sleep all through winter. Yellow-bellied Marmots, California, Belding’s, Merriam’s, Columbia, and Washington ground squirrels spend up to seven months sleeping. They appear above ground in March, while the new ones and survivors (Bald Eagles love to play football with them) have gone back to bed by late July. During those short five months above ground, they reproduce and eat, eat, eat and eat. Believe it or not, the Belding’s ground squirrel’s favorite food is dandelions (and you thought it was hay). If, however, they

happen to come across insects, birds' eggs, worms—or one of their dead brethren on the road—they will consume that as well. We need water to keep our blood healthy; during hibernation that’s taken care of with water metabolized out of the fat. “But...” you may ask, “what about elimination of waste water afterwards urine?" Amazingly, the urea is recycled and turned back into protein, as packrats do. (Packrats— which do not hibernate and rarely drink water; they recycle water so many times the waste is almost pure urea; there’s so much in the urine that it coats the rocks near the packrat’s den almost pure white, instead of the characteristic yellow.) Which reminds me, don’t eat yellow snow! From my experience, bats are the deepest hibernators of all. When I was studying and banding bats in the lava caves near Bend in the ‘70s, I’d often remove a bat carefully from their head-down perch on the cave ceiling; photograph, weigh and band it, and it wouldn’t wake up. Some of the most interesting hibernators, however, are butterflies and moths. While our Monarchs have migrated to Mexico and California to escape winter, our swallowtail butterflies and moths are wintering over as either eggs, or wrapped in the silk of their chrysalides and cocoons. However, Mourning Cloaks and California Tortiseshells winter over as adults. What’s neat is that in all stages, insects possess an antifreeze in their “blood” that protects them from freezing, even way below zero! And here we are, freezing our what’s it off… It makes one wonder who these so-called, “lower animals” really are.

From Bend, it’s a comfortable two and a half hour drive starting south on Highway 97. South of La Pine, turn left on Highway 31 past Fort Rock, Silver Lake, and Paisley. A coffee break or food stop at Paisley is well worth some extra time. North of Lakeview you will turn left at a junction that leads to Plush and Hart Mountain. Watch closely for signs. From Plush, a few more miles will take you to the refuge headquarters where there is an information center with maps and ideas for your visit. The refuge is managed by Jeff Mackay who is an encyclopedia of great information on what the sage steppe has to offer. He can also direct you to campgrounds, wildlife viewing areas, and trailheads. Lakeview is nearby and offers several options for overnight stays. You might want to become vicariously acquainted with the area by attending one of the Oregon Natural Desert Association’s Speaker Series at 7 pm on Jan. 19 at the Old Stone Church in downtown Bend. ONDA will be hosting an event honoring the “Sage Brush Sisters” and show a short documentary of their hike last summer from the Sheldon National Wildlife Refuge on the northern Nevada border to the Hart Mountain National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon. Following the historic pronghorn antelope migration route, Alice Elshoff, Julie Weikel and Helen Harbin completed the 53-mile hike between the two refuges last June. The Old Stone Church is located at 157 NW Franklin. Doors open at 6:30 pm for this free event, and pre-registration is strongly encouraged because of limited seating space. More information can be found online. Visit this link: https:// onda.org/get-involved/high-desert-lecture-series.

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PICK Hella Big Air Big Air is back at Mt. Bachelor! Watch some of the industry’s top competitors battle it out in this year’s must attend event. In the ‘90s things were bigger, wilder and arguably better. The Hella Big Air is remembering this time period and harnessing it’s awesome energy. Jan. 17, 2:30pm. Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr. Oregon Wrestling Classic Oregon High

School dual match championships. 84 High School teams with five classifications. Fri, Jan. 15, 7am-9pm, Sat, Jan. 16, 7am and Sun, Jan. 17, 7:15am. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center, 3800 SW Airport Way, Redmond. $15-$25.

Ski or Snowboard with a Forest Service Ranger Interpretive ski and snowboard tour programs focus on the ecology, geology and wildlife of the Cascades. Begins at the top of the Pine Marten lift. Saturdays-Sundays, 2-3pm. Through March 26. Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr. 541-383-5530. Free, $5 donation suggested. Lift ticket required.

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members what it’s like to be a beginner, not knowing where, how, or what to ride. Biking is the best exercise to maintain a healthy weight and a strong heart while reducing air pollution, but many new riders don’t know where to start. That’s why Hutch’s created the Bend Bikes app, the official guide to beginner biking in Bend powered by My City Bikes and Interbike. Download Bend Bikes free for Apple or Android at mycitybikes.org/oregon. Wednesdays. Hutch’s, eastside, 820 NE Third St. 888-665-5055.

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moting outings, enhancing training and experience, and expanding a sense of community among Central Oregon mountaineering enthusiasts are the goals of Cascades Mountaineers. Join monthly meetings to discuss recent outings and plan new outings. Second

Thursday of every month, 7-9pm. Silver Moon Brewing, 24 NW Greenwood Ave. Free.

Twin Bridges Ride Weekly group ride led by shop mechanic Nick Salerno in conjunction with Visit Bend. Riding the registered Twin Bridges Scenic Bikeway, this great road ride has a decent pace challenging all levels. Come a little early for a fresh pastry and a beautifully crafted Stumptown morning beverage. Saturdays, 9:30am-noon. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks St. 541-728-0066. Free.

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experience with avalanche beacons. Practice wearing and operating an avalanche beacon, and perform a mock rescue. No experience necessary. Beacons, probes, and shovels will be provided. This is not an avalanche clinic, but an exploration of the tools used in rescues. Ages 8+. Jan. 16, 9am-noon. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-382-4754. Members $10, non-members $20.

FootZone Noon Run Order a Taco Stand burrito when you leave and we’ll have it when you return. Meet at FootZone for a 3 to 5 mile run. Wednesdays-noon. FootZone, 845 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free. Moms Running Group Rain or shine,

FootZone hosts runs from 3 to 4.5 miles every Thursday meeting at FootZone. Thursdays, 9:30am. FootZone, 845 NW Wall St. 541-3173568. Free.

Move it Mondays First and third Monday of the month will be a trail run. We will meet at FootZone and then carpool to the location. Second and fourth Mondays runs start and end at FootZone. 3-5 miles and paces between 7 and 12-minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm. FootZone, 845 NW Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free. Snowshoe Tours with a Forest Service Ranger Interpretive snowshoe tour

programs focus on the ecology, geology, and wildlife of the Cascades. Interested participants will meet at the Forest Service snowshoeing hut located at Mt. Bachelor’s West Village. Snowshoes are provided for the tour. No prior experience is needed. Participants must be 10 years or older. Saturdays-Sundays, 10-11:30am and 1:30-3pm. Through March 31. Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr. 541-3835530. Free, donations of $5 suggested.

Wednesday Night Group Runs Join us Wednesday nights for our 3-5 mile group runs, all paces welcome! This is a great way to get exercise, fresh air, and meet fellow fitnatics! Wednesdays, 6-7:30pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541-389-1601. Free.

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here have already been thousands of words written about how difficult The Revenant was to make, whether from the point of view of the actors or the filmmakers. Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly almost drowned, froze and starved during filming and Tom Hardy apparently choked director Alejandro G. Iñárritu over the harsh set conditions. Multiple crew members left or were fired and, due to Iñárritu’s insistence on only using natural light for filming, the budget ballooned from $60 million to $135 million. Books will probably be written about the experience of making The Revenant and rightfully so, but none of it matters if the final film isn’t something worthwhile; something worthy of what the men and women went through to make it. The answer to that is a resounding yes, but with some less resounding reservations. The Revenant is based on the novel by Michael Punke, which recounts the true story of Hugh Glass, an experienced hunter and trapper who was left for dead by his hunting party after he was mangled in a bear attack. His return to

civilization and subsequent hunt for revenge is the primary focus of the film, with small character moments sprinkled throughout. DiCaprio is fantastic as Glass. While there is always a bit of himself left in every performance that he can’t erase, his commitment here will be remembered come Oscar season. Every time he crawls across snowy and frozen ground or floats in frigid waters, we feel his pain and root for his survival. The script never fully forms Glass as anything other than the experiences that he is going through and when it tries, as in his more hallucinatory moments remembering his wife and son, the film flirts with a sentimentality it doesn’t need and can’t afford. As good as DiCaprio is, Tom Hardy is even better as John Fitzgerald, the man who not only leaves Glass to die, but murders Glass’ son in the attempt. As despicable as Fitzgerald is, Hardy never plays him as an outright villain. Hardy’s skill is almost unparalleled in film acting right now and his ability to let us in to every private thought, every uncertain

moment that Fitzgerald has is astounding. We might not like John Fitzgerald and we are most definitely rooting for Glass to take his revenge, but we always understand him and even empathize with him. Emmanuel Lubezki’s cinematography is second to none and the locations look as deadly as untamed nature can be. As the primary cinematographer for some of film’s greatest auteurs like Cuaron, Malick and Iñárritu, Lubezki takes the chaotic style of Iñárritu, marries it to the playful technicality of Cuaron and surgically grafts it onto Malick’s vision of Earth outside the scope of humanity. What is left is a film that is hauntingly gorgeous for every single frame, while never quite as inviting as an adventure-epic like this should be. One of the truly remarkable things about Iñárritu’s past work like Birdman, Amores Perros, Biutiful and 21 Grams is that there is always a lot going on beneath the surface and repeated viewings enhance the experience each and every time. In The Revenant, all the subtext is text, so there is nothing to be

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gained from another viewing other than to marvel at the direction, cinematography and acting. While those are always good reasons to revisit a film, Iñárritu’s work has traditionally demanded more from an audience than this film does. The pretensions of depth are still there with some interesting dream sequences and abstract imagery, but the film is still just an exceptionally well-made revenge thriller whether or not that is what was intended. The Revenant might not stick in the brain the way Birdman and Biutiful do, but the fact that it even exists is miraculous. Judged on the merits of the film and not the stories about the experience of making it, we have an old-fashioned epic adventure film and that is always a reason to rejoice.

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Although Starship Troopers is a pretty great little misunderstood sci-fi satire, it can handle the Rifftrax crew giving it a gentle ribbing. These Rifftrax Live shows allow the audience to see the crew riff on the movies while on camera in front of an audience, simulcast across the country. Spill popcorn on your date while giggling and annoy them completely!

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orror movies are a bit of a conundrum when it comes to what makes one successful (as a piece of cinema, not financially) and what would relegate one to the dusty bins of failed grotesquerie. So many of those little things that add up to making a great horror movie can be mixed and matched for positive results, as long as a few ingredients are still present. The Forest is basically 95 minutes of uninteresting people walking through a bunch of trees, literally waiting for something scary to happen to them. Even when things go from bad to worse, it is all too tame and predictable to merit even the slightest elevated heartbeat. The main thing a successful horror film needs is a cast of characters we’re interested in. If the film doesn’t want us to be emotionally connected to their survival (Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street) then we need to be excited to watch them die (Hostel, Sheitan). But even if those two things are too far-reaching for the average horror movie, then we need some bloody and exciting kills, whether it be by slasher, demon, vengeful ghost or otherwise. The Forest fails at all three. The Forest doesn’t try to mess with the formula very much since it gives us a genre staple (identical twins) in a spooky environment (Japanese suicide forest) and then just kind of hangs back and hopes that is enough to make us scared. It’s not.

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Natalie Dormer (Game of Thrones and the last two Hunger Games flicks) plays Sara and Jess Price. Jess has headed into Aokigahara Forest at the base of Mount Fiji and the Japanese police think she is dead. Sara then goes to the forest, desperate to find the sister that she has spent a lifetime trying to rescue from bad decisions. While in a bar, Sara meets Aiden (Taylor

Kinney from Chicago Fire and also Lady Gaga’s man friend), a writer for a travel magazine who will help get her access to the back areas of the forest if she lets him write about the story of the hunt for her sister. Once they arrive in the forest together along with a Japanese guide, the rules of the film are set in motion. Every single person that Sara runs into on her way to the forest tells her not to leave the trail, ever, because then the spirits of the dead will make her see things that aren’t there and she'll never find her way out again. Since Sara is already a somewhat irrational and unlikable character, we assume everything she sees in the forest is a product of her panicking and feverish mind, thus making all of the scary things inherently boring since it’s all just a dream. If Sara was relatable or if Jess was actually a character in the film instead of someone we only see in flashbacks, then we could find some investment. As it stands, we have a small group of people we don’t care for, so the somewhat creepy cinematography is wasted on them. The Forest tries to be a character drama inside of a horror movie, but since it relentlessly fails at following the formula or blazing itself a new path, it is instead a limp retread of decades old J-Horror entries like Ringu and The Grudge. If you are a casual horror fan, there might be a few shocking moments in here for you, but the seasoned horror completist can leave this one behind unless looking for some genuine inspiration to make a much better horror movie with less money and more scares.

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13 Hours; The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

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THE HATEFUL EIGHT: Although you’ll have to drive to Portland to catch the film in 70mm, advanced reviews have this film locked as a must-see, regardless of the projection. Tarantino is definitely not for everyone, but if you’re already a fan then there is no way you’re missing this. THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAYPART 2: Even though it does feel like this series has been going forever, Mockingjay Part 2 should give the epic series a proper sendoff. As fans of the books know, this is part of the story where everything actually happens (unlike the completely event-free Part 1), so tissues should be held at the ready. This will also be the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s final screen appearance, so it’s worth

RIDE ALONG 2: Kevin Hart and Ice Cube team up again to make puns and shoot guns in this sequel to the ridiculously popular Ride Along. Now Hart is a full-fledged cop, but will his constantly bumbling antics get him and Mr. Cube shot to pieces by some gangsters? Probably not. Old Mill Stadium & IMAX ROOM: Based on the absolutely stunning novel, Room tells the story of what we must do to protect those who we love from the harshest of truths. Brie Larson is going to explode after this movie and become the next big thing. Go into it knowing as little as possible in order to let the film take you under its wing. Tin Pan Theater

SISTERS: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler playing sisters throwing a house party in their childhood home sounds like a pretty good recipe for a classic. With a supporting cast full of ringers like Ike Barinholtz, James Brolin, Samantha Bee, Jon Glaser, John Leguizamo, and Maya Rudolph, even if the script isn’t great, it will still be worth a watch. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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THE REVENANT: From the visionary director of Birdman comes the movie that almost killed Leonardo DiCaprio multiple times. The Revenant tells the somewhat true tale of Hugh Glass, a frontiersman who gets super mauled by a bear and then ditched by his hunting team and left for dead. What follows is 150 minutes of revenge, followed by violence, followed by catharsis, rinse and repeat. Old Mill Stadium & IMAX

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sible to improve upon perfection, this remake of the classic Patrick Swayze/Keanu Reeves vehicle seems like a pointless exercise in franchise greed. The trailers make the film look different enough from the original to be worth a viewing, but there is still something sour about the entire enterprise. Old Mill Stadium & IMAX

swing at an Oscar with this story based on true events. Smith plays Bennet Omalu, a forensic pathologist who discovers a causality between neurologic deterioration and the constant concussions received by football players. As Omalu takes on the NFL, Smith plays “quiet and dignified” like only he can. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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JOY: Another collaboration between the great David O. Russell and his dual muses Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper. The film follows four generations of a family as they struggle and fight for the lives they want to lead. Even the worst of Russell’s films are worth watching just to peek at the process of the famously difficult director. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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went down in Benghazi is something the world could definitely use, but maybe not in this format. Directed by Michael Bay, the auteur behind the Transformers franchise and Armageddon, the trailers definitely are selling the film as more of an action movie than a political thriller. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX

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I’ve spent hundreds of dollars on a relationship coach, who instructed me to cut off all sex and even all contact with the guy I was dating until he agreed to marry me. I knew he loved me and wanted to marry me; I just wanted him to do it faster. Sadly, my ultimatum to him blew up in my face; he is done with me. My roommate, who thought the coach’s advice was terrible, just moved in with her guy, despite his being kind of a commitmentphobe. Her approach was to just be loving and patient with him and give it some time (about a year). She said she realized that she had the option to bail if the waiting became too much. I’m confused. Men supposedly don’t get hints. Why doesn’t saying what you want work to get the guy?

I’m a 28-year-old girl, and I‘ve been with my boyfriend for several months. He never really apologizes. He’ll say “I’m sorry you feel that way” and never “I’m sorry that I did that.” When I confronted him, he said, “Well, I’m not sorry for my actions. I just don’t want to hurt you, so I’m sorry I hurt your feelings.” Am I parsing this too much? Is there a difference between these two apologies? —Wondering “I’m sorry you feel that way” is the Dollar Tree version of an apology. Sure, it has the words “I’m sorry” and the package seems kind of familiar, but it ultimately goes down like expired SpaghettiOs from Czechoslovakia. This kind of apology doesn’t make you want to forgive somebody; it makes you want to chase them with an ax. Basically, instead of taking responsibility for what they did or said, they’re using apology words to blame you for feeling bad about it. Which is like saying, “I’m so sorry your window was too lame to open itself when my golf ball was heading toward it.” And sure, “Sorry you’re offended” is sometimes appropriate, but when it’s always somebody’s apology, it suggests they have no connection to the possibility that they’ve done something wrong. This is a trait common to narcissists, sociopaths, and psychopaths, reflecting a lack of empathy. (Their saying “I’m sorry you’re hurt” is just a sneaky way out, not an expression of care and concern.) Consider whether the “I’m perfect; you’re oversensitive” model will work for you long term. If not, tell him what you need and see whether he can or will give it to you. If you don’t see a change, the best way to teach him may be by example: “I’m sorry, but the number you have called has been disconnected.”

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Fate has transformed a part of your life that you didn’t feel ready to have transformed. I won’t offer my condolences, though, because I’ve guessed a secret that you don’t know about yet. The mythic fact, as I see it, is that whatever you imagine you have had to let go of will ultimately come back to you in a revised and revivified form -maybe sooner than you think. Endings and beginnings are weaving their mysteries together in unforeseen ways. Be receptive to enigmatic surprises. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Good news: Your eagerness to think big is one of your superpowers. Bad news: It’s also one of your liabilities. Although it enables you to see how everything fits together, it may cause you to overlook details about what’s undermining you. Good news: Your capacity for intense empathy is a healing balm for both others and yourself. At least potentially, it means you can be a genius of intimacy. Bad news: Your intense empathy can make you fall prey to the emotional manipulation of people with whom you empathize. Good news: Your willingness to explore darkness is what makes your intelligence so profound. Bad news: But that’s also why you have to wrestle so fiercely with fear. Good news: In the next four weeks, the positive aspects of all the above qualities will be ascendant. ARIES (March 21-April 19): You love autonomy. You specialize in getting the freedom and sovereignty you require. You are naturally skilled at securing your independence from influences that might constrain your imagination and limit your self-expression. But here’s a sticking point: If you want the power to help shape group processes, you must give up some of your autonomy. In order to motivate allies to work toward shared goals, you need to practice the art of interdependence. The next test of your ability to do this is coming right up.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Nothing is really work unless you’d rather be doing something else.” So said Taurus writer James M. Barrie (1860-1937), who created the Peter Pan stories. Your challenge and invitation in the coming months is to increase the amount of time you spend that does not qualify as work. In fact, why don’t you see how much and how often you can indulge in outright play? There’ll be no better way to attract grace and generate good fortune.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Here’s my proposal: Get in touch with your madness. And don’t tell me you have no madness. We all do. But listen: When I use the word “madness,” I don’t mean howling rage, hurtful lunacy, or out-of-control misbehavior. I’m calling on the experimental part of you that isn’t always polite and reasonable; the exuberant rebel who is attracted to wild truths rather than calming lies; the imaginative seeker who pines for adventures on the frontiers of your understanding. Now is an excellent time to tap into your inner maverick.

I’m giving you a good dose of Laux’s purifying rant in the hope that it will incite you to unleash your own. The time is favorable to summon an expanded appreciation for the twists and tweaks of your past, even those that seemed torturous in the moment. Laux doesn’t regret the TV set she threw out the upstairs window or the stuck onion rings she had to sweep off the dirty restaurant floor, and I hope you will be that inclusive.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Modesty is the art of drawing attention to whatever it is you’re being humble about,” said Alfred E. Neuman, the fictitious absurdist whose likeness often appears on the cover of Mad magazine. I’m here to tell you, Leo, that now is an excellent time to embody this aphorism. You are in a perfect position to launch a charm offensive by being outrageously unassuming. The less you brag about yourself and the more you praise other people, the better able you will be to get exactly what you want. Being unegotistical and non-narcissistic is an excellent strategy for serving your selfish needs. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “To go wrong in one’s own way is better than to go right in someone else’s,” says a character in Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s novel Crime and Punishment. I don’t agree with that idea 100 percent of the time. Sometimes our wrong ideas are so delusional that we’re better off getting interrupted and redirected by the wiser insights of others. But for the near future, Virgo, I recommend Dostoyevsky’s prescription for your use. One of your key principles will be to brandish your unique perspectives. Even if they’re not entirely right and reasonable, they will lead you to what you need to learn next.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “I love kissing,” testifies singer-songwriter Sufjan Stevens. “If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep.” I invite you to temporarily adopt this expansive obsession, Libra. The astrological omens suggest that you need more sweet slippery sensual tender interaction than usual. Why? Because it will unleash sweet slippery sensual tender emotions and sweet slippery sensual tender thoughts, all of which will awaken a surge of dormant creativity. Which you also need very much. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Everything has been said before,” said French author André Gide, “but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.” I am happy to inform you that you’re about to be temporarily exempt from this cynical formulation. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you will be able to drive home certain points that you have been trying to make over and over again for quite a while. The people who most need to hear them will finally be able to register your meaning. (P.S. This breakthrough will generate optimal results if you don’t gloat. Be grateful and understated.)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Do you want more money, Sagittarius? Are there treasures you wish you could have, but you can’t afford them? Do any exciting experiences and life-enhancing adventures remain off-limits because of limited resources? If your answer to any of these questions is yes, now would be an excellent time to formulate plans and take action to gather increased wealth. I don’t guarantee total success if you do, but I promise that your chance to make progress will be higher than usual. Cosmic tendencies are leaning in the direction of you getting richer quicker, and if you collaborate with those tendencies, financial magic could materialize.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Here’s an excerpt from Dorianne Laux’s poem Antilamentation: “Regret nothing. Not the cruel novels you read to the end just to find out who killed the cook. Not the insipid movies that made you cry in the dark. Not the lover you left quivering in a hotel parking lot. Not the nights you called god names and cursed your mother, sunk like a dog in the living room couch, chewing your nails.”

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