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IN REPLY TO REPLIES ABOUT “BIKE TOWN USA” (3/4)
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I’d simply like the lights to turn green for me when I’m stopped at a light riding home after work at night. They currently don’t because they are all linked to sensors embedded in the road that don’t detect the amount of metal in a bike. I’d like the city crews to actually plow the snow out of the bike lane instead of into it, and do the same with street debris. I’d like all the pedestrian crossings to automatically display the walk sign each light cycle rather than requiring a pedestrian to push the button. People in cars don’t have to push a button to get a green light, why do people on foot or people on a bike have to? These changes would cost the city virtually nothing, would not inconvenience people in cars, and would go a long way toward making Bend far more friendly toward people on bikes and people on foot. —NewBender
ery has to be purchased in order to travel on public roads, nor should it be. This may surprise you, Chuck, but lots of people simply cannot drive—the very elderly, anyone on a limited income (Poor people in Bend?! Yes, they’re around), kids under 16, anyone with a DUI problem. Many others who DO drive should not—anyone with a smart phone addiction, people who have killed with their car in the past, the very elderly, kids over 16, and so on. If only there were ways for the inconveniently car-free to go from one place to another without having to rely on uncle Chuck and his “car held hostage” to cart them around. Was Riverside safer for anybody when there was no bike lane? (I’m psychic enough to know that Chucky just said “yes”.) Safer for who? I grew up here and I’ve been riding (and driving) all over Bend AND on Riverside Drive for over 20 years, and I’m not alone—there were very few days that bikes could not be found riding past Drake Park, trying to split the difference with passing drivers. Now, I have a lane that tells me where I can ride my bike and drivers are able to pass me easily. And when I DRIVE THE CAR THAT I OWN, I’m able to pass bikers at will thanks to this bike lane that is “holding you hostage.” If only it were so easy to pass on all public roads. If having to be around bikes and the people who ride them are really a problem for you, there are places where “those bikers” are very rare. Maybe you mistook Bend for that kind of place when you moved here. If
that’s the case, you were very much mistaken. Events like the Pole Pedal Paddle and the Cascade Cycling Classic have gone on in Bend for nearly 40 years now. That’s not a coincidence. Bike lanes aren’t new here. There will be more. Bicycles aren’t going away any more than cars are. Get over it or get out. —Gearhead4077
coupled with the reality that we can’t build our way out of traffic congestion makes for a curious challenge. The more we can encourage people getting out of their cars the better we can accommodate a larger population using our system and not clogging it with single occupancy vehicles. And the safer our system will be for everyone. —JA Roberts
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I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry at copyrighted 2015 Charles Thomas’ letter winning your letter E.J. Pettinger’s JA - We hope you cry tears of happiness for of the week (3/12/15). Alas, his fears exwinning THIS WEEK’S LETTER OF THE pressed actually do show how difficult it is WEEK! That means $5 for coffee at Palate! to provide a safe, inclusive transportation Bike or carpool down to our offices, and colsystem for all users. lect your prize from us. No hankie included. First, there is the perception of system safety being compromised by the bike lanes E.J. Pettinger’s on Riverside when all studies show that if cars go slower the people driving them will be safer (as will be all other users of the roadway). The second opinion is that there are few users of the bike line—an obvious exaggeration—but within that comment is the underlining belief that there are more people driving cars so they should get priority over people riding or walking. And his final point about parking and the risk to people exiting their cars near the Old Post Office misses the important point that it is no different than anywhere else you might parallel park. Our road system is critically underfunded—has been for years—and there does not And then, without warning, seem to be a political solution in sight. That
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Chuck Thomas: You are held hostage by a bike lane? Really? You can’t leave your home if a bike lane exists? How is someone so inept allowed behind the wheel? If a bike lane is such a danger, in what cocoon of protective kitten flatulence are you taking part in all of your “avid recreational” cycling? But wait! Bike lanes are a conspiracy! Yeah, the local government is trying to make you ride bikes. You solved the puzzle. Now that the truth is out, old man Withers is on the wire to every news organization in the civilized world. Our right to drive is safe for another day. Thank you. Or… The street that passes by your home (like the sidewalk) is not “yours.” Anybody who needs to use a public street is allowed do so in a civilized society. Nowhere is it written that large, expensive (dangerous) machin-
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Seriously Charles Thomas? How are you being held hostage by protected bike lanes on Riverside? Yes, it was designed for cars, and now it’s designed for drivers and cyclists. The “sharp curves,” which aren’t really sharp, but are the same curves that were there before, are now safer because with more narrow lanes and more visual confusion, people drive slower, and the rumble strips help keep people out of the bike lane. Also, there is no risk for drivers getting out of their cars on Franklin if they check their mirror first. I understand change is difficult for some, but you still have all the options on your bike route that you had before. —wheelie
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Staying True When Knute Buehler campaigned last autumn for a seat in the Oregon House, he proudly stated his afflation with the Republican Party, but he also went out of his way to identify his political positions that differ from the political party’s traditional platform. Moreover, he promised to think and vote independently from his party and to set his own course. As the region’s demographics have shifted over the past decade, from two-to-one Republican, to an even split between Republicanss, Democrats and Independents, it seemed as if either Buehler was a barometer of these changing attitudes, or a wise politician trying to match his promises to the polls. And, it paid off: He received endorsements from prominent Democrats and waltzed to a victory. But, it is also the type of reaching-across-the-aisle talk that is popular during campaigns, only to melt away in the heat of the realities of preserving voting bases and peer alliances. This past week, though, Buehler put his clout where his mouth is, and was the only Republican on the Health Care Committee to support HB 2307, a bill that seeks to outlaw so-called conversion therapy, a “treatment” that tries to force gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender youth to become straight, and which has been discredited by the American Psychological Association and the American Academy of Pediatrics. Under the proposed Youth Mental Health Protection Act (HB 2307), all licensed medical care providers will be banned from practicing “conversion therapy” on youth under the age of 18. In a press release, Buehler explained, “As a physician and someone who has supported marriage equality and civil rights for our minority communities, I see banning conversion therapy as another step forward on the road to civility, equality and understanding in Oregon.” He added to those comments, “This is a vote for tolerance and the recognition that all men and women are created equal, regardless of how they come into this world and regardless of who they choose to love.” And, moreover, Rep. Buehler underscored his role as independent thinker. “Each day,” he explained, “I come to this grand building and work hard to be worthy of the inclusive campaign I ran which avoided narrow political labels. Some days I do better than others. However, today I am confident we have the opportunity to make a difference by ending a practice of psychotherapy that should have long ago been outlawed—so called conversion therapy.” Buehler’s approval of HB 2307 on the Health Care Committee helped send the bill to a vote by the full Oregon House of Representatives and, on Tuesday, they went on to vote 41-18 to ban conversion therapy. Historically, Central Oregon representatives have pulled social issues more toward the conservative end of the spectrum. But, in the context of other Central Oregon representatives, Buehler’s “yes” vote on HB 2307 helped to split the vote 2-2. Rep. Mike McClane, the Republican representative from District 55, which covers southeast Deschutes County and Crook County, also voted “yes,” while Rep. Gene Whisnant, who represents District 53 outside Bend, and Rep. Huffman whose District 59 covers parts of Deschutes, Jefferson and Wasco counties, voted “no.” Had Buehler stuck with the rest of his Republican representatives on the Health Care Committee, there certainly is the possibility that the bill would have arrived on the floor of the Oregon House branded as a bipartisan idea; one that Democrats favor, but Republicans oppose. Instead, whether subtle or direct, Buehler’s ability to think and act as an independent, sent the bill for a vote based on its merits and not politics. The bill now moves to the Senate for a full vote.
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Head of the Class
Incoming Superintendent Shay Mikalson looks to the future
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Source Weekly: A major focus of your work has been on closing gaps PHOTO BY BYRON ROE PHOTOGRAPHY. in student achievement. What challenges does the district face in this regard, and how will you set about addressing them as superintendent? Shay Mikalson: As both a father and an educator, I am driven by a passion to personalize learning and a focus on delivering future-ready education today for each and every one of our students. In this effort, we are dedicated to ensuring that families have the opportunity to select the best school and learning environment for each student. Any program students and families select will teach the foundational and 21st century skills they’ll need, like communication, collaboration, critical thinking and creativity, to succeed in the colleges or careers of their choice. And finally, we are committed to defining and measuring what matters most so that the Bend-La Pine Schools can keep its promise to graduate every student a thriving citizen. We have made great strides in graduation rates and closing the achievement gap for our students in poverty during the past five years, but we want to do better. We want every student to reach his or her full potential. The challenge in this work today, is that this effort demands that we must redefine the way we resource, support, teach, and take responsibility for our students to ensure they all have the skills and practical wisdom they need to not only participate in the global economy, but to lead it. We are building upon the successes of our past while continually focusing on our future be-
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cause we know that our century-old system was built for a different time, a time in which most students were being prepared for an industrial economy instead of the knowledge-based one we find today. Our economy and our students have changed. It is only logical that our approach to education must change, as well. SW: You’ve overseen both career readiness and technology rollouts for the district. What new ideas are on your radar to build on the career-readiness and tech savvy of BendLa Pine students and why is this focus important? SM: As we at BendLa Pine Schools continue to build on our past success, we must create the conditions for innovation to take our necessary next steps. This will take action on many fronts such as our continued support of career and technical education options like our new hospitality and nursing programs, enhancing our work with local farmers/ranchers to make locally sourced foods available to our students, ensuring all students have access to arts, music, athletics and co-curricular activities in addition to world-class core curriculum, and continuing to find new and innovative ways to work with our partners in law enforcement, fire, and mental health to make sure all students have a safe school environment that is conducive to learning. For our ultimate success forward will not be measured on average but instead by the diversity of talent we can nourish at all levels, in both breadth and depth, reaching out to capture and expand upon the talent of all students no matter their previous trajectory of achievement. SW: On your website, part of your tagline is “promote justice.” What role does education play in advancing justice and what does that look like in Bend-La Pine Schools? SM: Public education, and those of us dedicating our lives to its pursuit, has the responsibility to advocate for the needs of all students by acting to ensure that all students can learn as well as promoting the democratic values of preparing young people for equal and responsible citizenship, productive adulthood, and the ability to become all that they can become. For at our core, Bend-La Pine Schools is dedicated to eliminating the achievement gap that continues to divide our nation’s children along the lines of college readiness, race, class, language, and disability in order to ensure all of our students graduate capable of creating a future by design, not default. Learn more about Mikalson at shaymikalson.com.
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After seven-year Superintendent of Bend-La Pine Schools Ron Wilkinson announced his plans to retire this summer, the district launched a national search for his replacement. In the end, though, they found someone close to home. Shay Mikalson, currently serving as the assistant superintendent, was selected as the district’s top pick last week. Though Mikalson worked side-by-side with Wilkinson, he’s of a different generation and seems eager to blaze his own path. The 39-year-old educator and administrator previously served as superintendent of Redmond schools, and has held nearly every academic position at the secondary and district levels. But his depth of experience is balanced by an awareness of social media and technology that is reflected not only in his professional accomplishments or consulting gigs, but simply in the way he presents himself. Case in point: Mikalson has a website and he blogs and tweets regularly. We chatted with Mikalson to learn more about his goals and priorities for the district.
“Our economy and our students have changed. It is only logical that our approach to education must change, as well.”
Oregon’s newly minted Gov. Kate Brown made history Monday by signing a bill to register all voting-age Oregonians with DMV-issued IDs to vote. The legislation, which Brown had initiated while still Secretary of State, allows residents to opt-out of voter registration, instead of requiring them to opt in. The move is expected to add about 300,000 voters to the rolls. Brown told reporters at Monday’s signing ceremony that the bill would reduce the costs and inconveniences associated with voting, as well as make it more secure. Oregon already has one of the highest voter turnout rates in the country, a fact that is often attributed to the state’s vote-bymail system. Newly enrolled voters will receive notification in the mail instructing them how to opt-out or select a party affiliation. Those who don’t choose a party will be labeled unaffiliated. An effort by Oregon legislators to make it more difficult for parents to opt their children out of vaccinations failed before it really got started. Senate Bill 442, which had been introduced this session and sought to remove non-medical exemptions to Oregon law requiring school children to be vaccinated, was met with organized opposition from both lawmakers and parents and eventually withdrawn by its sponsor, family physician and Sen. Elizabeth Steiner Hayward (D-Beaverton), last Wednesday. A similar bill also failed to take hold in Washington State. But the Pacific Northwest is not alone in trying to clamp down on non-medical exemptions in the wake of the Disneyland measles outbreak. According to the Statesman Journal, 15 states have sought this year to strengthen childhood immunization requirements. Though drought is typically a summertime topic, scientists and others are increasingly sounding the alarm about water shortages in winter. A senior water scientist with NASA recently wrote in a Los Angeles Times op-ed that California has just one year’s worth of water left in its reservoirs and there isn’t much groundwater left either. Apparently, this January was the driest since 1895, when precipitation was first recorded. Serious stuff for sure, but what does it have to do with Oregon? Just this Tuesday, two Oregon counties—ironically, Lake and Malhuer—joined all but one California county in declaring a drought emergency. And it’s only March. And beyond the immediate impacts of drought, Central Oregon LandWatch Executive Director Paul Dewey agrees with a growing concern that Oregon will become a destination for climate change refugees. In other words: Expect more Californians.
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Prepping for Pot
As legalization approaches, Bendites consider the implications BY ERIN ROOK PHOTOS BY MATTHEW GRIMES
Were the legalization of weed a pregnancy, with its conception marked during the month of the election and its due date July 1, the day that pot is officially legal in Oregon, we’d be entering the third trimester. The nursery walls would be painted, the crib built, the cabinet filled with diapers and onesies. But how is Bend preparing for the stork’s pending delivery? It depends where you look. Preparations range from proactive to pensive to practically unconcerned.
The City: Laissez-faire
Though Measure 91 did not create an allowance for cities to impose their own taxes on recreational marijuana, many municipalities passed taxing ordinances anyway. The hope being that the State Legislature will grandfather them in. In fact, according to the Oregonian, some 70 towns and cities— including Redmond, La Pine and Madras—passed a weed tax before election day and are now crossing their fingers that the state legislature will let them collect some 15 percent of marijuana revenues. But Bend was not one of those cities—and may miss out on additional funding for its police department and schools if the state grandfathers in pre-election local taxes. Under the structure laid out by Measure 91, an excise tax is to be paid at the grower level to the tune of $35 an ounce for flower, $10 an ounce for leaves, and $5 per immature plant. According to the voter’s pamphlet, that’s estimated to bring in anywhere from $17 million to $40 million annually. The bulk of those revenues (40 percent) will go to the Common School Fund. The remainder will go to Mental Health, Alcoholism and Drug Services (20 percent), State Police (15 percent), city enforcement of the measure (10 percent), county enforcement of the measure (10 percent) and the Oregon Health Authority For Alcohol and Drug Abuse Prevention (5 percent). Still, just because Bend City Council chose not to pursue a local pot tax doesn’t mean the City has been ignoring legalization. “The City has been aware of this upcoming change and discussing it for some time,” says City Manager Eric King. He goes on to explain that city councilors and staff including attorneys, human resources, the planning department and Bend Police officials have been engaged in research and attended conferences on the subject. Yet despite all this “education,” City staff and Council have declined to take any specific actions and instead are taking a hands-off approach. “There has been no Council direction to develop any regulations on marijuana,” King says. “Bend’s not working on establishing a marijuana tax or any type of ban. The Council has reiterated that the State has authority on this issue. OLCC [Oregon Liquor Control Commission] is the responsible agent.” King does say, though, that there are some areas that will require clarification, such as driving under the influence and zoning issues. “The main concern the City has is that there is a lack of clarity about what constitutes impaired driving. There’s no meter or blood test, so it’ll have to be observed,” he says, adding that there are currently a “handful” of police officers trained in recognizing when someone is driving under the influence of marijuana. When it comes to land use, the City is waiting on the State Legislature to fill in some of the blanks in the ballot measure—specifically with regard to the zoning and density of commercial marijuana business. Once it does, staff will have a better idea of how to manage zoning and other issues related to the establishment of retail operations. “At this time, medical marijuana establishments are treated like medical clinics, and allowed in commercial zones. State regulations require they have 1,000-foot buffers from schools,” King explains. “We expect there will be similar regulations from the state for recreational marijuana establishments, and we can address their locations in our zoning code.” But, on the whole, he says he feels the City is on track, and prepared for the legalization of recreational pot, even though many cities in Oregon are pressuring the legislature for greater local control.
Tourism: Not Gonna Cultivate It!
Once retail shops start to pop up, and perhaps even sooner, Oregon will no doubt become an increasingly attractive destination for weed lovers. And Bend—with its already vibrant medicinal marijuana market, high density of reggae-loving snowboarders, and established craft beer scene— seems prime for weed tourism. But if a Weed Walk or Pot Path are destined to follow in the footsteps of the popular Ale Trail, Visit Bend hasn’t started drafting that. Instead, the tourism agency’s Executive Director Doug La Placa is taking a wait-and-see approach. “It’s difficult to predict what, if any, impact the legalization of recreational marijuana will have on Bend’s tourism industry,” La Placa explains. “My initial thought is that there are other cities in Oregon that are much better positioned to capitalize on the potential of weed tourism.” Bend, he says, already has “dozens of other compelling reasons to visit”—such as the craft beer culture and strong
summer and winter sports scenes. And while tourism agencies don’t typically turn away potential visitors, La Placa posits that weed tourism is too risky. “I don’t think the inevitable controversy that would erupt over a publicly-funded marijuana tourism marketing campaign is worth the likely negligible economic upside for the industry,” La Placa explains. “If another tourism marketing organization feels differently, they can cultivate the opportunity. Visit Bend isn’t going to touch it.” He says he recognizes that marijuana tourism can serve as a source of economic stimulus, particularly for cities without another tourist attraction. For Bend, however, La Placa says it’s not the city’s best bet. “At this point, we have no plans to promote Bend as a recreational marijuana destination,” La Placa affirms. “We don’t have any moral or ethical problem with it, we just don’t see it as a leading competitive advantage for Bend’s tourism industry.” Continues on page 11
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FEATURE NEWS Grow Shops: Ready for business
Bend has no shortage of garden centers, indoor grow shops and hydroponic outfitters. And while they are typically discreet about the extent to which their customers may be growing pot, as opposed to heirloom tomatoes, it’s no secret that these shops have what the small-scale grower needs. “Definitely a large percentage—possibly 80 percent or more—of our business is related to marijuana growing, but most people are pretty quiet about what they are growing,” says Corey Spurlock with Green Leaf Garden Center. He adds that while Green Leaf doesn’t current provide specific advice on growing marijuana—after all, many of the shop’s products could be used to grow garden veggies, flowers, or indoor houseplants—he sees that changing with the legalization of recreational marijuana. “I see our business growing substantially with the upcoming change in laws. We are already getting calls and questions from people wanting to buy equipment they will need to get started with the allowed four plants,” Spurlock says. “While we do have some larger commercial customers, the majority of our business is from smaller, personal sized gardens by people that are growing presumably for themselves and/or their OMMP [Oregon Medical Marijuana Program] card holders.” To cater to those individuals interested in growing for personal recreational use, Green Leaf has already started advertising a starter kit of sorts, with everything a new grower would need to get growing—including a small grow tent, ballast, light, ventilation, timer, and environmental controller. In addition to bundling supplies, Spurlock says Green Leaf plans to offer classes for folks just getting started. “We will be planning these types of activities in the future as needed, depending on the influx of new growers,” he says. “Our staff is very educated on plant growth in general and the basics apply to all plants, not just marijuana.” While Spurlock expects that more grow shops will emerge to take advantage of this growing industry, he says he welcomes competition and hopes that legalization will help smaller local businesses thrive. “Personally, the biggest challenge that I foresee is the stigma that marijuana is a bad evil drug—the reefer madness mentality. That and the fear of it still being federally illegal,” Spurlock says. “As far as opportunities, I think the sky is the limit. It is the fastest growing industry in the United States right now.” And while he says he’s not much of a pot-smoker himself, he hopes that legalization will inspire a broader conversation on not only the medicinal, but also the economic benefits of marijuana. “I’d like people to have an open mind regarding the future of marijuana,” he says.
Labs: Cannibis Chemistry
Whether recreational marijuana stokes the fire of Bend’s tourism industry, it’s likely to turn up the Bunsen burner on emerging cannabis testing labs, like Bend-based CannAlytical Research. The local lab currently tests cannabis and its derivatives for potency, strain and the presence of undesirable elements such as microbes, pesticides, and residual solvent. These testing services are required under Oregon’s medical marijuana law, and it’s expected that the State Legislature will enact similar testing requirements for recreational pot. “If recreational cannabis is required to be tested, and we certainly believe it should, then yes, of course, we expect an increase in business,” says Carlos Cummings, CannAlytical Research’s owner. “We also expect many new entries to this burgeoning market, including new labs.” In anticipation of increasing demand for marijuana testing services, CannAlytical Research is increasing its staff and upgrading its laboratory. “We have hired a scientist, we’re currently interviewing analytical chemists, and we have a new HPLC [high performance liquid chromatography], to better and more efficiently analyze and research cannabis in our lab,” Cummings says. That said, Cummings expects only a slight bump in business on July 1, anticipating that the real action will take place sometime in 2016. “It will take the OLCC and the State quite a bit longer to write the laws that will govern recreational cannabis and for the recreational market to become established,” Cum-
mings explains. “We do not expect a significant increase in testing until perhaps after recreational dispensaries are actually open.” Still, he is looking to the future now. He anticipates new labs opening up and the stricter regulation of the credentials of testing staff, such as requiring lab supervisors to hold advanced degrees in chemistry. “The main challenge is controlling the burgeoning recreational market and protecting the established medical program,” Cummings adds. “Legalization has so many potential benefits, I almost don’t know where to begin; taxes for our community and social programs, awareness, education, research, and understanding of a miraculous plant, financial gain across our economy and classes, better soils, air, water, well being and health, and the cure for cancer, etc.” While the jury is still out on if and how medical and recreational establishments might interact with one another, he says he wants to be sure that recreational weed enhances rather than threatens medical marijuana. “As cannabis regulation moves forward at the recreational level, the OMMP program should also be strengthened,” he says. “Patients should have access to medicine-grade cannabis for their ailments and diseases.”
Schools and Parents: Let’s talk about drugs
While much of the preparations for legal weed are focused on the business side of the equation, some are gearing up for a defensive effort aimed at keeping marijuana out of the hands of children. Continues on page 12
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FEATURE NEWS In some ways, it’s a continuation of the work already being done. The fact that weed will be legal for adults 18 and over isn’t likely to change the core message from schools and drug awareness campaigners—that drug and alcohol use are illegal for minors and come with real risks. “The District does not foresee significant changes in the educational content or approach to drug education based on the legalization of marijuana,” explains incoming Bend-La Pine superintendent Shay Mikalson. “Currently, education focuses on the harmful effects of a number of drugs and substances, legal and illegal, from a health and wellness standpoint.” He points out that the curriculum currently covers the “harmful effects and dangers” of alcohol, which is, of course, legal for adults over 21. When students return to school post-legalization in the fall, however, marijuana will likely be highlighted. “As marijuana becomes legalized, and access to it changes as edibles and other forms continue to grow in their accessibility, it is likely that teachers will seek to educate students on the harmful effects and dangers of this soon-to-be-legal drug,” Mikalson explains. But it’s not just children that are being primed for increased weed education. At the OLCC’s marijuana listening session in Bend, a number of attendees emphasized the importance of educating parents so they can help keep pot out of their kids’ hands. “Education is paramount, especially of parents,” says Barbara Stoefen, who serves on the board of the Shared Future Coalition and speaks in local schools on preventing and responding to drug addiction. “Parents need to fully understand the risks that marijuana poses for their children, and that it is indeed addictive for some.” And while she believes that the drug education in local middle and high schools is adequate, she says it could go further toward providing youth with concrete tools to avoid drugs. “We tell kids not to engage in certain activities and behaviors, but don’t offer them the necessary tools. ‘Just say no’ doesn’t work and is not a solution,” Stoefen says. “Another coalition of which I’m a board member, the Alliance for Substance Abuse Prevention, has a youth advisory committee that is putting the finishing touches on a video to teach drug refusal skills to teens. We are also in the early stages of developing a website exclusively for teens.” She says she hopes these projects will be up and running by the time school starts again in the fall. Another thing Stoefen, whose own daughter battled with addiction, would like to see is more resources for students who are experiencing addiction personally, or being impacted by the addiction of a family member. “Drug abuse and addiction exists in more families than most people realize, and children raised in these homes are highly stressed and at greater risk for addiction themselves,” she explains. “It would be incredible to have weekly support groups for at-risk students, providing an opportunity for them to develop coping skills.” Ultimately, Stoefen says she does not believe Bend is ready for legal weed, but has some ideas about how it could get there. While it’s impossible to anticipate every possible outcome, she says, more time and resources could go into developing a solid, communitybased plan. “There is no question this new law will change Bend, and it will change Oregon. Are we ready? Oh my goodness, no. The logistics of implementing a new law like this, and the ripple effects, will be far reaching,” Stoefen explains. “We as a city need to be vigilant about doing the best job possible with implementation. Much will be required of our City leaders and a task force could prove very helpful.”
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OUR PICKS
thursday 19
saturday 21
FUNK—The undisputed grandfather of funk, prolific and versatile musician George Clinton (seriously though, he’s won awards for gospel and had his music heavily sampled by hip-hop artists), is bringing his epic soul train to Bend. The influential, 73-year-old Rock and Roll Hall of Famer is a must-see. If, by some miracle, the show hasn’t sold out, get your ticket now. 7 pm. Midtown Ballroom, 51 NW Greenwood Ave. $30.
SOUL PUNK—Duo from Portland who call their genre industrial soul punk. The minimal use of instruments, piano and percussion, creates music that highlights rather than overpowers Madeline Mahrie’s strong female vocals. Original songs are performed soulfully with a persuasion that may remind listeners of Janis Joplin. Machine has created a sophisticated smooth sound that is easy to listen, sway, or dance to. 9 pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $5.
George Clinton & Parliament
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thursday 19 & friday 20
sunday 22
Field Guide to Oregon Rivers
Sunriver Mudslinger
READING—Although Lewis & Clark arrived in the region, oh, some 200 years ago with the direct order to survey the territory, until now there really hasn’t been a comprehensive field guide for Oregon’s 120 rivers. Tim Palmer presents a slide show and his new guide, including notes on fishing, boating and conversation. 6 pm. Paulina Springs Books, Thursday, 422 SW 6th St, Redmond; Friday, 252 W Hood St, Sisters. $5. Refunded with purchase of book.
MUD RUN—That transition between winter and spring is commonly called mud season—and can be a yucky, messy time of year unless you jump in whole hog. An annual 1.5 mile run through slop and slippery obstacles. Sunriver Brewing has blended a special Mudder’s Milk for the race. 1 pm. Pre-register with emilys@ srowners.org. Starts at Sunriver Marina/ Hola Parking Lot, 57235 River Rd., Sunriver. $15 - $35.
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tuesday 24
One-Man Volleyball Team
International Fly Fishing Film Festival
INSPIRATION—Most inspirational speakers draw from an obstacle or challenge to illustrate the power of hope and perseverance. Bob Holmes created one. Though it may sound gimmicky, his one-man volleyball team act has not only racked up an impressive won-loss record, it has also garnered somber thank you notes from audience members who gained a newfound will to live. 7 pm. Bend High School, 230 NE 6th St. One non-perishable food item per person to support Beulah’s Place. Open to the public.
FILM—From Uganda to the colds of Alaska, the International Fly Fishing Film Festival takes a gleeful romp through the rivers, streams and waterways of the world. An energizing and uplifting collection of films to wet your whistle for fishing season. 7 pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall. $15 adv., $17 door.
tuesday 24
friday 20
Metalachi
FIESTA—Claiming to be the first to fuse metal with mariachi, the Metalachi band is often received with dumbfounded looks from listeners when they walk on stage. Rightfully so, as band members wear spandex, sombreros, metal-studded clothing, or KISS style makeup. However, mariachi and metal/rock go surprisingly well together as the band performs sing-along staples like “Crazy Train” and “Sweet Child O’ Mine” for an entertaining, unique musical experience. 8 pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr., Bend. $8 adv., $10 door.
Hong Kong Banana
APRES SKI—Although the ski season has been less than epic, it doesn’t mean that after-ski parties are any less noisy! Hong Kong Banana is a romp-stomping good time. With driving fuzz guitar, tambourines and growling but harmonized vocals, there is something reminiscent about the mid-60s San Francisco sound. 6 pm. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks St. No cover.
friday 20 & saturday 21 Monster X Tour
wednesday 25
RAWR—Spring has officially arrived. And so far, we’re keeping lion-esque weather at bay. Continue that trend by cheering on the roaring spectacle that is the Monster X Monster Truck Tour. Featuring Rock Star, California Kid, Identity Theft, Skeletor, and American Bad Ass, the tour also includes “thrill acts” like quad racing, mud racing and The Monster Ride Truck. 6 pm. Bank of Cascades Center, Deschutes County Fairgrounds, 3800 SW Airport Way. $19 adults, $10 kids 3-12.
Buddy Wakefield
SPOKEN WORD—The troubadour poet returns. In a testament to both his work ethic and his popularity, Buddy Wakefield has been on the road full-time since he quit his day job about 14 years ago, often performing one or twice daily. If that theory about 10,000 hours making an expert is true, this guy should have an honorary doctorate by now. 7:30 pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $10.
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Chamber Mixer Mar. 25
Masters of Soul Apr. 8
Robert E. Lee Apr. 10
Bend Follies Apr. 24-25
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When Metal Goes Acoustic
Guitar virtuosos Rodrigo y Gabriela are flamenco head bangers…sort of
SUGGESTS... BY ANNE PICK
BY ETHAN MAFFEY
Listen closely and you can hear it. Amid the flourishes of Latin strumming and percussive hand slapping, there it is—the tortured sound of grumbling heavy metal shrieks through the otherwise intimate music of acoustic duo Rodrigo y Gabriela. The story is well known—as Rodrigo Sanchez and Gabriela Quintero have told it many times—two teenage kids grew up in Mexico, bonded over their love for metal music and later played in a band together before a random, self-imposed, exile to Dublin, Ireland. And that’s where the music changed. That’s where the two went through a musical metamorphosis. The pair doffed overt thrash metal guitar rock—for the most part—and honed their acoustic prowess. “Our heavy metal band, Tierra Acida, didn’t succeed and we figured our chances of getting a record deal were over,” Sanchez told Premier Guitar in 2010. “We were tired of chasing after [a deal], and the only thing that we knew for sure was that we just wanted to play music. […] So we moved to Europe. To make the move easier and lighten the load, we decided to sell all of our electric instruments and travel with two cheap acoustic guitars.” Sixteen years and five studio albums later, it’s clear they made the right move. Busking on street corners, playing small venues and the exposure to European styles of guitar fingering—blended with their first love of metal—endowed Sanchez and Quintero with the ability to take those two acoustic guitars and transition into musicians capable of intimate unplugged performances and, eventually, packed house shows at stadium venues like Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Colorado and the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles. Their 2006, self-titled, breakout album showcased their commitment to a newly-minted thrash acoustic genre with songs like the thunderous track “Diablo Rojo.” (Or “Red Devil,” if that helps convince you of the homage to metal their music really represents.) On that track, Sanchez’s fingers whiz through dazzling melodies—mimicking growling vocals—while Quintero hammers her right hand into the guitar amid blurred strumming, creating rich bass and pulverizing percussion; elements that beg for the head to bang more than for the toes to tap.
Brown Eyed Blue The Central Oregon-raised duo of sisters Janelle and Lindsey Johnson grew up on Motown, which certainly influences their soulful sound. From mashups of Marvin Gaye and Ed Sheeran songs to thoughtful originals, the duo blends city-soul with their Oregon folk roots. Both sisters play piano, guitar and cajon, and (not surprisingly) harmonize their genetically-similar vocals together beautifully. Expect originals and covers ranging from James Brown and Bill Withers to Coldplay and John Legend. 6-8 pm. Thursday, March 19. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. No cover.
HOT & SPICY. RODRIGO & GABRIELA, 3/21. PHOTO BY TINA KORHONEN.
Since that sophomore album in 2006, Sanchez and Quintero definitely still blow out the brains of concert-goers with the metal aspect of their music, but the acoustic side also adds an innate intelligence to the songs they write. Think of their choices as musical frosted wheat; the music is perfect for zoning out, but also ripe for earnest interpretation and digestion. In fact, in very unlike-metal-fashion—where the instrumentation can bleed into itself creating a gory soup—Sanchez and Quintero use very crisp fingering to delineate quite intentional and intricate stories about people. The duo’s latest album, 9 Dead Alive, tackles such historical figures as Underground Railroad heroine Harriet Tubman (“Misty Moses”), Spanish guitarist Antonio de Tor-
res Jurado (“The Soundmaker”) and Norwegian Explorer Fridtjof Nansen (“FRAM”) in academic fashion. History lessons aside, what Sanchez and Quintero bring to the table with 9 Dead Alive is still the same daredevil blend of Irishtinged, Spanish guitar-influenced and intimate heavy metal music the two stumbled upon when they left their roots to explore the acoustic landscape of Europe while still holding on quite strongly to their love of metal. Rodrigo y Gabriela 8 pm, Saturday, March 21 The Tower Theatre 835 NW Wall St. Tickets $58.50-$73.50 at towertheatre.org
Outlaw Country! BY JOSH GROSS
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Tracorum San Francisco-based Tracorum plays music that at its heart is a gumbo of rock and roll. With a rock and soul base to most songs, they also incorporate honky-tonk, southern swamp pop and elements of gospel stomp, Latin-Caribbean and funk. Dancing shoes are a must for any Tracorum performance. But it’s just as easy to sit back and listen: warm, rich vocals paired with strong songwriting feel like a story told by a good friend. 9:30 pm. Saturday, Mar 21. Silver Moon Brewing, 24 NW Greenwood Ave. No cover.
Season 5 of the brilliantly written animated comedy “Archer” just started streaming on Netflix. If you haven’t seen it yet, you’re seriously missing out because one of the plot arcs for season 5 is a main character’s desire to become an “outlaw country” superstar. So in honor of that quest, here’s a mixtape full of great outlaw country tunes, including classics like “Mama Tried,” from Merle Haggard, modern masters like Hank Williams III, and a couple tunes from the most terrifying man ever to wield a guitar, Mojo Nixon. We also included the Kenny Loggins collaboration with the Archer character Cherlene on the outlaw country adaptation of “Danger Zone.” Yee-haw!
Grizzly Business The first track off of Grizzly Business’ self-titled EP immediately recognizes The Strokes and The Shins. From melodic guitar melodies to dynamic drum beats, the songs quickly glide. And, while the San Diego-based band features smoother vocals than those of Julian Casablancas, giving them an easily digestible indie rock sound, there’s a certain catchy bounce that songs like “New Dog Old Tricks” echo the golden age of indie rock. 9 pm. Sunday, March 22. Volcanic Theatre Pub 70 SW Century Dr. $5.
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Natalie Clark is Invading America
The Scottish pop singer-songwriter who could strom the world BY HAYLEY JO MURPHY
Two years ago, Natalie Clark found two very important fans: The Scottish soul-pop singer had already determined to ditch her teaching job and pursue a dream to be a singer when Richard Branson, best known for launching Virgin Records, called her up to stage at a BBC event in Glasgow. She accepted the challenge, and belted out a beautiful a cappella version of her own song, “Weakness.” Branson, who has been around the block more than a few times, was stunned. “That was absolutely and utterly stunning,” he proclaimed, the same sort of praise that launches careers from “The Voice” or “America’s Got Talent” in the United States. Soon after, she gained another fan, Nick Grimshaw with the BBC Radio 1’s Breakfast Show. With a wide reach throughout the United Kingdom, the airplay he provided was enough to convince Clark to pack up her self-released debut EP Eagles and head to Los Angeles to conquer America as well. For the past year, in hopes of gaining a following in the United States, Clark has been recording, performing, and writing in her new home. Last summer, she toured the East Coast, and this spring she is working her way up the West Coast. Currently the singer-songwriter performs both original songs as well as creative covers of popular (and controversial) hits like Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” and Jessie J’s “Bang Bang.” Her original songs follow this same tenor—upbeat tunes that intend to leave the listener feeling warm and fuzzy inside. Her lyrics are catchy and likely to be hummed long after the show. Natalie Clark 6-9 pm. Friday, March 20. Crux Fermentation Project, 50 SW Division St. No cover.
NATALIE CLARK 3/20. PHOTO BY KELLI HAYDEN.
Jostling Your Nervous System
The Quick & Easy Boys interrupt your mundane daily routine with blaring guitars BY ERIC SKELTON
The Quick & Easy Boys like to do things their own way—with a smirk and a wink. Originally coming together in Eugene 10 years ago to play funk music, they put their own twist on the style and decided to come out every night dressed as cowboys. “The biggest problem with white kids from the suburbs playing funk music is they try to dress like Bootsy Collins,” explains guitarist and lead vocalist Jimmy Russell, “so we went with our roots and dressed like cowboys instead.” Now based in Portland, the trio eventually ditched the cowboy hats and explored other sounds—melding bits of honky tonk, psychedelia, funk, country and folk around a core of bluesy American rock. But those early cowboy days laid the foundation for a band with a quirky sense of humor and an equal distaste for conventionality. A quick glance at the unabashedly lo-fi cover of their 2014 album, Follow Us
Overboard (which features a photoshopped collage of two donkeys, a cartoon penguin, and a flying goldfish), certainly displays they haven’t lost their flair for the absurd. “We’ve always been incredibly silly and have a good time,” offers Russell. “We’ve never been afraid of acting goofy or making a scene.” Many of those “scenes” feature onstage antics unfit for these pages (be sure to ask them about what happened at a pajama party they played in Idaho if you ever get the chance), but trust us when we say they know how to throw one hell of a party. Averaging 140 gigs a year, they’ve grown comfortable enough in front of an audience to routinely abandon set lists in favor of a freewheeling set adapted to that night’s mood. The goal, they say, is to put the crowd at ease and let the band’s high energy brand of ultra-danceable rock that layers
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vocal harmonies and blaring guitars over upbeat drums (or “Jimi Hendrix meets The Police” as Russell likes to describe their sound) ignite a full-fledged party. “Everybody works all day and gets stressed out with their daily routines,” says Russell, “so our intention when we get on stage is to jostle them with good ol’ American rock’n’roll.” He adds, “We try to bring as much energy as we can to jostle people’s nervous systems, so all of a sudden they’ve forgotten about all their mundane worries and are just having a really fun time.” The Quick & Easy Boys 8 pm. Friday, March 20 The Belfry, 302 Main St., Sisters $10
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Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.
Astro Lounge Kim Kelley A velvety folksinger, songwriter, and performer with a progressive flair. Her original songwriting and poetry of her lyrics capture the essence of the human spirit and will touch your heart. Kim’s rich, country-influenced folksy vocal style is reminiscent of a head-on collision between a timeless and fresh sound. 8 pm. No cover.
Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover.
Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café Brews & Bands with members of the Central Oregon Symphony The Central Oregon Symphony enriches lives through dynamic symphonic music. The mission of COSA is to promote the growth and development of the Central Oregon Symphony through education, fundraising, marketing and public relations. Brews & Bands features free live music at BTBS every Sunday from 7 to 9 pm. 7-9 pm. No cover.
Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke Rawkstar karaoke Wednesday nights. 9 pm. Free.
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M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm. Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover.
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Community Meeting Monday, March 30 • 6:00 pm BPRD Office • 799 SW Columbia St. For additional information, visit www.bendparksandrec.org or contact Jim Figurski, Landscape Architect at (541) 706-6152.
MARCH 21 through MARCH 28
Don’t miss our owls, hawks, falcons and more in flight at this exciting and informative Spring Break program. THE TULIP FESTIVAL 3/20 - 4/3. PHOTO BY WOODEN SHOE TULIP FARM
TWO SHOWS DAILY 11:00 AM and 1:30 PM MEMBERS: $3 w NON-MEMBERS: $5 (PLUS ADMISSION)
Spring Break Hours: 10:00 am to 5:00 pm—This week only! Tickets available online or at the Museum.
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Chippendales Since Magic Mike XXL doesn’t hit theaters until July, there is always Chippendales to tide everyone over until then. The iconic tie and cuffs are available on their website for $25, but why not put those funds toward the real thing. For the “Ultimate Girls’ Night Out” ™ Chippendales brings Vegas to Portland. 7 pm, doors. 8 pm, show. Hawthorne Theatre. $35 -$65.
thursday 19 - saturday 21 NCAA March Madness
It just doesn’t seem right that Oregon (25-9) has to battle with Oklahoma (18-13) in Nebraska at a time like this. We will have to settle for Arizona (31-3) vs. Texas Southern (22-12), VCU (26-9) vs. Ohio State (23-0), Utah (24-8) vs. Stephen Austin (29-4) and Georgetown (21-10) vs. Eastern Washington (26-8). Watch your brackets collapse live! Moda Center. $59 -$209.
thursday 19 - saturday 21 New Israeli Voices in Dance
If basketball isn’t your cup of tea, White Bird Dance is a remarkable organization that brings contemporary dance companies from around the world to Portland. This round around is a sampling of some of the most daring choreographers from Israel, as well as unveiling a new showcase from former Batsheva dancer Danielle Agami; a strong and humorous piece. Lincoln Hall at Portland State. $25 - $30.
friday 20 - sunday, may 3 Tulip Festival
59800 SOUTH HIGHWAY 97 | BEND, OREGON 541-382-4754 | HIGHDESERTMUSEUM.ORG
Bask in the beauty that used to be a currency. Or for the slightly more adventurous, shoot paintballs, go bungee jumping, scale the rock wall, pummel your pals in archery tag and shoot down the zip line. The crafty folk can enjoy wooden shoe-making demonstrations, photography classes or simply pick your own and arrange a bouquet. There will also be special dog activities for those who cannot leave home without their best friends. 9 am - 6 pm. Wooden Shoe Tulip Farm. $5 - $60.
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McMenamins Old St. Francis School Ural Thomas & The Pain Ural Thomas has lived the blues as much as he has sung them. An opener for the Rolling Stones’ first American tour, and a stage singer with Otis Redding’s last tour, the gritty yet graceful now-75-year-old singer recently revived his career as a solo artist. His shows are like a time trip back to the Apollo Theater’s heyday. 7 pm. No cover.
on the 3rd Friday of every month for Open Mic Night. Perform or just watch the fun! Call and sign up today. Family friendly material. 6:30 pm. Free.
Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm.
Checker’s Pub The Substitute’s Classic rock variety. 7:30-11 pm.
Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke We like to try a little something different, so come and check out our Hump Day Karaoke—it’s definitely not your normal karaoke party! 8 pm.
Crow’s Feet Commons Hong Kong Banana Although the ski season has been less than epic, it doesn’t mean that after-ski parties are any less noisy! Hong Kong Banana is a romp-stomping good time. With driving fuzz guitar, tambourines and growling but harmonized vocals, there is something reminiscent about the mid-60s San Francisco sound. 6 pm. No cover.
Stihl Whiskey Bar Bobby Lindstrom The ever-funky, blues-laced, down and dirty sounds of Bobby Lindstrom and his acoustic Breedlove guitar. Joined by his sidekick, Ed “The Whistler” Sharlet. 7-10:30 pm. No cover. The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Young budding performers or seasoned professionals. Timid yet courageous or confident and commanding. Open mic is for one and all…step up to the open mic! Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover. Volcanic Theatre Pub Esme Patterson Esmé just performed on David Letterman and Conan as the frontwoman for the Shakey Graves single “Dearly Departed,” which has been topping the charts on national AAA radio. She’s passing through in advance of a national tour with William Elliott Whitmore. 8 pm. $5.
thursday 19 Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards The Substitutes Come dance with the Substitutes and enjoy our Thirsty Thursday discounts! Reservations: 541-5265075. 6-9 pm. $5. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel. 7-10 pm. Free. Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. McMenamins Old St. Francis School The Junebugs High energy pop folk trio ready to rock and/or roll until the cows come home. 7 pm. No cover. Midtown Ballroom George Clinton & Parliament The undisputed grandfather of funk, prolific and versatile musician George Clinton (seriously though, he’s won awards for gospel and had his music heavily sampled by hip-hop artists), is bringing his epic soul train to Bend. The influential, 73-year-old Rock and Roll Hall of Famer is a must-see. If, by some miracle, the show hasn’t sold out, get your ticket now. 8 pm. $30. Northside Bar & Grill Back Roads Returns to Northside! 7:30-11 pm. Rat Hole Brewpub Jr. Harris and Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B and jazz. With an ear for the groove, this act offers a rich blend of blues and jazz classics with flair for roots R&B. 6:30-8:30 pm. Free. Seven Nightclub Flirty Thursday Karaoke A perfect date night karaoke party! 8 pm. Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover. The Lot Brown Eyed Blue We are a sister duo that grew up on Motown music and mix the old school with a new sound. We combine smooth, city soul with our Oregon folk roots. Playing piano, guitar and cajon, we play a variety of covers and originals and bring a sisterly chemistry to the stage. 6-8 pm. Free. Volcanic Theatre Pub Voodoo Horseshoes Psychedelic roots rock from Missoula, MT. Performing with Lige Newton. 9 pm. $5.
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The Belfry Quick and Easy Boys A power trio out of Portland that creates its own blend of rock and roll. Imagine the Minutemen, the Police, and Band of Gypsies rolled into one. Spring break kickoff with Jive Coulis. 8 pm.
Crux Fermentation Project Natalie Clark Scottish singer-songwriter Natalie Clark, who has reaped plaudits from Richard Branson and BBC Radio 1’s Nick Grimshaw, launched her self-released debut EP, Eagles, in Scotland before heading stateside where she completed her first US east coast tour in September. Clark’s EP, Eagles, showcases her combination of beautifully soulful vocals with intimate, pop-friendly song-writing. 6-9 pm. .Free. Dogwood Cocktail Cabin I<3 House Music A night of house music with DJ Rrltime. Come bring your date and relax the night away. 9 pm. Free. Faith Hope and Charity Vineyards and Events Appaloosa This new addition to our FHC lineup classifies themselves as High Desert Americana. They write much of their own music but also cover heroes from country, folk and blues genres. Also, fondue Friday here at FHC! Call for reservations 541-526-5075. 6-9 pm. $5. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel. 7-11 pm. Free. Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Friday Dance Lessons 21+. 8 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill Derek Michael Marc Band Talented local band brings rock and blues to the Northside. Derek Michael Marc’s voice seals the deal. 8:30 pm. Oxford Hotel Jazz at the Oxford In the final performance of the series, Jazz at the Oxford presents Diego Figueiredo and Cyrille Aimée Quintet with Randy Porter, John Wiitala & Todd Strait. The Brazilian guitar virtuoso & distinctive French singer come together for a special show not to be missed. 8 pm. $49. Seven Nightclub DJ Toasty We’ve got the weekend party with DJ Toasty! 9:30 pm. Silver Moon Brewing Honey Don’t Bend’s true dynamic duo, Honey Don’t has been making music together for well over a decade and like a fine wine or exceptional bourbon, the best of their qualities have naturally distilled into a truly unique vibe and certain sound and feel that has become their trademark. 8 pm. No cover. The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm. No cover. Tower Theatre Central4 Piano Quartet The High Desert Chamber Music season continues with a return of the popular Central4 Piano Quartet. Join members of the Central4 Piano Quartet for a pre-concert talk about the program beginning at 6:45pm. This event is free for all ticket holders. 7:30-9:30 pm. $35 General, $10 Student/Child. Vic’s Bar and Grill The Back Roads Band The band returns to Vic’s! 7-10:30 pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub TEASE: Burlesque Revue Portland’s TEASE: A Burlesque Revue will be taking over the Volcanic Theatre Pub. Another smoking hot line-up, once again bringing you some of Oregon’s best and upcoming cabaret performers, bringing you the best in classic burlesque, with a twist! Hosted by Ecstacy Inferno and Nikki Lev. Featuring Tana the Tattooed Lady, Satira Sin, Hyacinth Lee, Una Solitaire, and Dorothea Derriere. 21+. 8 pm. $12 adv. online.
Astro Lounge DJ Codi Carroll Everyone’s favorite EDM tracks. 10 pm.
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Barnes and Noble Open Mic Night! Music, spoken word, comedy, anything you want to perform. Join us
Bend Brewing Company Red Diesle Bluegrass, good
Astro Lounge Ambassador Bigzz DJ. 10 pm.
BEFORE TOURING THIS FALL WITH SHAKEY GRAVES, ESMEPATTERSON’S STRONG VOCALS CAN BE HEARD AT THE VOLCANIC THEATRE PUB, 3/18. PHOTO BY DAVID STRACKANY. ol’ country, oldies and originals played with poppin’ rhythm, good pickin’ and tight vocal harmonies! 6:30-9 pm. Domino Room CANCELLED—Mod Sun 8 pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe Alicia Viani and Mark Karwan Bend’s Alicia Viani (singer songwriter and lead vocalist for Portland’s Oh Bruni) brings new originals and old favorites to Dudley’s. Accompanied by upright bassist and singer Mark Karwan (currently of Austin, TX), this will be an amazingly intimate performance of energetic, instrumentally and lyrically engaging original music. Join us for coffee, tea, wine, beer, and heart-felt jazzy-bluesy-folk. 6:30-8:30 pm. Free. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel. 7-11 pm. Free. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Karaoke 21+. 8 pm. No cover. Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Dance Lessons Come learn the popular line dances to your favorite country songs every Saturday! 9 pm. No cover. Niblick and Greenes at Eagle Crest Dave & Melody Hill Americana, rockin’ folk and blues. Tight harmonies, exceptional guitar work and lots of fun. Dave and Melody are world seasoned veterans and are worth the listen! 7-10 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill Derek Michael Marc Band Talented local band brings rock and blues to the Northside. Derek Michael Marc’s voice seals the deal. 8:30 pm.
Oxford Hotel Jazz at the Oxford In the final performance of the series, Jazz at the Oxford presents Diego Figueiredo and Cyrille Aimée Quintet with Randy Porter, John Wiitala & Todd Strait. The Brazilian guitar virtuoso & distinctive French singer come together for a special show not to be missed. 5 & 8:15 pm. $49. Seven Nightclub DJ Toasty We’ve got the weekend party with DJ Toasty! 9:30 pm. Silver Moon Brewing Tracorum Contagious musical journey that is a blend of southern swamp pop, soul, honky-tonk, roots rock Americana with a rhythmic diversity that adds elements of funk, Latin-Caribbean and gospel stomp to its unique sound. Great songwriting steeped in rich vocal harmonies and urban storytelling are the vehicle on which this powerful quartet has made its national ascent. 8 pm. No cover. The Summit Saloon & Stage DJ Steele 21+. 9 pm. No cover. The Lifeline Taphouse Bad Cats Great food, 30+ beers on tap, and rocking the night away with the Cats will prove to be a fun evening for sure! 9 pm-midnight. No Cover. Volcanic Theatre Pub Machine Duo from Portland who call their genre industrial soul punk. The minimal use of instruments, piano and percussions, creates music that highlights rather than overpowers Madeline Mahrie’s strong female vocals. Original songs are performed soulfully with a persuasion that may remind listeners of Janis Joplin. Machine has created a sophisticated smooth sound that is easy to listen, sway, or dance to. 9 pm. $5.
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sunday 22 Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café Brews & Bands with Trailer 31 Trailer 31 is an Americana folk-based acoustic duo with banjo, guitar and harmonizing vocals. Originals and covers. Brews & Bands features free live music at BTBS every Sunday! 7-9 pm. No cover. Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.
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Dawg House ll Acoustic Jam Session/Open Mic Come join our house band, Dawg House Rhythm Hounds & Friends, as they host our Sunday Jam Session. We have a combination of seasoned and recreational musicians coming together to share the stage. This is a much needed outlet for singer/songwriters, seasoned and amateur musicians to develop/ perform new material, improve improvisation and live performance skills or just simply socialize with others that have similar interests. 4-6 pm. Free. Dogwood Cocktail Cabin CIN CITY (Cabin Industry Night) Join the Dogwood for CIN CITY (Cabin Industry Night) a weekly DJ series featuring Bend’s hottest DJs plus drink and food specials for local service industry friends. See Facebook page for updated DJ listing. 8 pm-midnight. No cover. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Open Mic Jam 5-8 pm. No cover. Strictly Organic Coffee - Old Mill Paul Eddy Country, folk. All ages. Every other Sunday, 3 pm. No cover. Volcanic Theatre Pub Grizzly Business Indie band from San Diego. 9 pm. $5.
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Heidi and Lily. Love experiencing the library together. Use Overdrive for free e-book downloads. Storytime goers. Read before bedtime every night.
Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill Karaoke With DJ Chris! 7-9 pm.
tuesday 24 Astro Lounge Trivia Tuesdays Bring your team or join one! Usually six categories of various themes. 8 pm. No cover. Bamboo Room DJ Shane Come down to the Bamboo Room (behind the Hong Kong) on 3rd street and Wilson and get your pre-funk on. Drink specials, good food, great music! 7 pm. No cover. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Kelly D’s Irish Sports Bar Ukulele Jam All ages. 6:30 pm. No cover.
How do you DPL? Mother, daughter, serious book worms.
Northside Bar & Grill Lisa Dae and Robert Lee Jazz duo from Bend. 6-9 pm. Seven Nightclub Pool Tournament Cash Cup Join us downtown for Rockstar Karaoke every Tuesday. We’ve also got a weekly pool tournament at the same time so you can possibly win some cash too! New menu—so stop in check it out! 8 pm. The Blacksmith Restaurant Dave & Melody Hill Original and covers, Americana, rockin’ folk and blues. Dave and Melody are seasoned musicians bringing tight harmonies, exceptional guitar work and lots of fun. 7-9 pm. No cover. Volcanic Theatre Pub Metalachi Claiming to be the first to fuse metal with mariachi, the Metalachi band is often received with dumbfounded looks from listeners when they walk on stage. Rightfully so, as band members wear spandex, sombreros, metal-studded clothing, or KISS style makeup. However, mariachi and metal/rock go surprisingly well together as the band performs sing-along staples like “Crazy Train” and “Sweet Child O’ Mine” for an entertaining, unique musical experience. 8 pm. $8 adv., $10 door.
wednesday 25 Free e-book downloads with Overdrive.
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Astro Lounge Russ Pennavaria A vocalist, songwriter and instrumentalist from a large Sicilian family in Chicago. His lyrics include concepts and issues of thinking and ethical dilemmas, issues that affect us all as humans. Russ is a skilled instrumentalist on keyboards/piano, guitar and flute (Native American). 8:30 pm. No cover. Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover.
Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. 12-2 pm. No cover. Hardtails Bar & Grill Karaoke Rawkstar karaoke Wednesday nights. 9 pm. Free. Level 2 Allan Byer Americana. 21+. fourth Wednesday of every month, 5:30 pm. No cover. M&J Tavern Open Mic Night 21+. 6:30 pm. Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Country Karaoke Pick from 1000s of songs and let’r rip! 7 pm. No cover. McMenamins Old St. Francis School Craig Carothers As a singer-songwriter, Craig Carothers has played nightclubs and concerts from Los Angeles to Stockholm for the last 20 years. He’s shared the stage with more than 100 acts. Carothers received the Portland Music Association’s Crystal Award for both “Best Folk Act” and “Best Single.” 7 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill Acoustic Open Mic With Derek Michael Marc. 6-9 pm. Seven Nightclub Hump Day Karaoke We like to try a little something different, so come and check out our Hump Day Karaoke—it’s definitely not your normal karaoke party! 8 pm. Stihl Whiskey Bar Bobby Lindstrom The ever-funky, blues-laced, down and dirty sounds of Bobby Lindstrom and his acoustic Breedlove guitar. Joined by his sidekick, Ed “The Whistler” Sharlet. 7-10:30 pm. No cover. The Lot Open Mic at The Lot Young budding performers or seasoned professionals. Timid yet courageous or confident and commanding. Open mic is for one and all…step up to the open mic! Local favorite performer/artist MOsley WOtta hosts this fun night showcasing local talent. 6 pm. No cover.
thursday 26 Brasada’s Range Restaurant & Bar Feast From The Fire Dinner & Live Music Come enjoy an evening of live music, lawn games, and a feast of ranch-raised meats and delicious sides prepared by Chef Ryan and his team. Enjoy a twist of modern blues by musician Ben Rice and his band from 5:30pm to 8:30pm. 5-7 pm. $39 per Adult, $20 per Child (5-10), 4 & Under Complimentary. Corey’s Bar & Grill Karaoke Jackie with A Fine Note Karaoke hosts. 9 pm. No cover. Faith, Hope and Charity Vineyards Lindy Gravelle We’ve missed her and now she’s back! For the last Thursday of the month through April, you can’t miss the spunky fun music of Lindy Gravelle! Thirsty Thursday specials are on, and so’s the music! 6-9 pm. $5. Fat Tuesdays Cajun and Blues Bobby Lindstrom’s Lunchtime Blues Enjoy authentic cajun food and genuine blues, from the likes of Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Sonny Boy, Taj Mahal, Peter Green, Eric Clapton and Bobby’s originals. Bobby brings his resonator, slide, harp and more goodies for the best lunchtime blues around. Noon-2 pm. No cover. Hub City Bar & Grill Tim Cruise Tim used to play with Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Jefferson Starship as well as many other famous performers. Classic rock and oldies. Warm intimate environment. Tim will get the crowd singing along, making a fun piano bar feel. 7-10 pm. Free. Kelly D’s Banquet Room Benefit Concert for Soldiers Songs & Voices Come join us for a night of special guests. Local artists Bern Smith, Marianne Thomas and Derek Michael Marc will perform a two hour song circle blending three unique talents into an evening of rare creativity and mutual benefit. Families welcome. We will be in the Banquet Room. Come enjoy dinner, libation and music. 7-9 pm. Free. Donations accepted. Maverick’s Country Bar and Grill Free Country Swing Dance Lessons Every Thursday night, learn how to country swing. No partner needed. 8 pm. No cover. Northside Bar & Grill Kenny Blue Ray and the High Desert Hustlers Classic and progressive blues will fill the air. Very danceable. 7:30 pm. Rat Hole Brewpub Jr. Harris and Robert Lee Old school blues, R&B and jazz. With an ear for the groove, this act offers a rich blend of blues and jazz classics with flair for roots R&B. 6:30-8:30 pm. Free. Seven Nightclub Flirty Thursday Karaoke A perfect date night karaoke party! 8 pm. Strictly Organic Coffee Company Open Mic with Hal Worcester Local singer-songwriters perform original songs. 6 pm. No cover. Volcanic Theatre Pub Tom VandenAvond Americana, folk, country. Woebegone also performing. 9 pm. $5.
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Music Community Orchestra of Central Oregon Rehearsals The orchestra [COCO] welcomes all musicians who enjoy playing music with others. Auditions are not necessary and there are monthly dues. For more information call 541-306-6768 or email cocomusicmakers@gmail.com. Tuesdays, 6:45-9pm. Cascade Middle School, 19619 SW Mountaineer Way. Central4 Piano Quartet The High Desert Chamber Music season continues with a return of the popular Central4 Piano Quartet. Join members of the Central4 Piano Quartet for a pre-concert talk about the program beginning at 6:45pm. This event is free for all ticket holders. March 20, 7:30-9:30pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. 541-306-3988. $35 General, $10 Student/Child. Rodrigo y Gabriela Internationally acclaimed Mexican acoustic rock guitar duo Rodrigo y Gabriela are back on the road again in 2015, bringing their unique instrumental blend of metal, jazz and world music to audiences all over the US. March 21, 8pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Res. Seating: $58.50, $73.50.
Dance Adult Jazz Dance Class Love to dance? Join the Jazz Dance Collective for adult intermediate jazz dance class. Styles include Broadway, lyrical, Latin, and contemporary. May have opportunity to perform with JDC. JDC is part of Bend Dance Project, a nonprofit organization that promotes dance in Bend. Tuesdays, 7-8:30pm. Get a Move On Studio, 63076 NE 18th Street, Suite 140. 541-410-8451. $10 drop-in donation (first class free). Argentine Tango Class & Práctica Beginning tango class 6:30-7:30 pm followed by two hours of practice from 7:30-9:30. Individualized attention for beginner dancers in a friendly and supportive environment. No partner needed! Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. $5. Bachelor Beauts Square Dance Lessons Come learn how to square dance right here in Central Oregon. We welcome new dancers and previous dancers wanting refresher lessons. The lessons instructor is longtime caller Ron Bliven. Thursdays, 7-9pm. Through April 9. Pine Forest Grange Hall, 63214 Boyd Acres Rd. 541617-8589. $5 per lesson. Beginner Salsa Classes Learn to dance salsa in a friendly group class setting. This class focuses on the fundamentals of the dance, making it ideal for first timers and those looking to add a solid foundation their exciting salsa dance skills. Progressive four-class series starting on the first Thursday of each month. Drop-Ins also welcome. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in. Conscious Ecstatic Dance Dance your own dance in your own way in a supportive community of kindred spirits. Celebrate the joy of free-form, expressive dance. Discover the power of movement for alchemical personal transformation. Dancing Free is the best practice for healing and liberating your body, mind and spirit. Sponsored by PULSE: The Alchemy of Movement. Wednesdays, 7-8:30pm. Armature, 50 SE Scott St. 360-870-6093. $10. Fun Salsa Patterns Dance Classes Learn Salsa pattern combinations in this friendly and encouraging class in which you will learn to put together salsa dance pattern sequences including some fun turns. We recommend you feel comfortable with your basic salsa steps for this class. Thursdays, 7:30-8:30pm. Black Cat Ballroom, 600 NE Savannah Drive #3. 541325-6676. $40 month (4 classes) or $12 drop-in. Group Class & Ballroom Dance Get your dance on at our Friday night group class and dance! Class topic changes weekly. No experience or partner necessary. Ages 16-plus. All proceeds donated to Bend’s Community Center. Fridays, 7pm. Bend’s Community Center, 1036 NE Fifth St. 541-314-4398. $5 per person includes the class & dance. Latin Wednesdays Come meet a group of welcoming Latin dance enthusiasts. Starting with a Latin dance lesson (salsa, bachata, cha cha cha and merengue, alternating every week). Followed by social dancing to fun energetic Latin rhythms. Come learn some new steps and dance or just watch and enjoy. The place to get your mid-week Latin Dance and Music fix!
GET DIRTY AT THE SUNRIVER MUDSLINGER OBSTACLE COURSE RACE, 3/22. PHOTO BY DOUG MILLER. Wednesdays, 7:30-9:30pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-325-6676. $5. Learn to Dance - Private Lessons Want to learn to dance in a comfortable, private setting? I’m here to help! You can learn a specific dance like Salsa or Swing, or just how to be comfortable on the dance floor. Two left feet are perfectly acceptable! Ongoing, 3-10pm. Victoria’s Studio, 19833 SW Porcupine Dr. 541-213-7127. $45/hour. Samba Workshop Africa Yoga Project benefit. Learn to Samba with Selma. Selma learned to Samba as a little girl at home in Brazil and has taught Samba for years. No partner needed. March 22, 3-4pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541550-8550. $15 online, $20 at the door. Scottish Country Dance Weekly Class No experience or Scottish heritage necessary. Weekly classes include beginner & advanced dances. Mondays, 7-9pm. Sons of Norway Hall, 549 NW Harmon Blvd. First class is free, future classes are $5. West African Dance Class Every class taught to live drumming by Fe Fanyi Drum Troupe. Mondays, 7pm. Victor Performing Arts, 2700 N. E 4th St. Suite 210, 4th Street & Butler Market Road. 818-636-2465. $10 drop in.
Local Arts Beautiful Math A6 presents a solo exhibit of original prints by local artist Barbara Hudin. Using algorithms and processing code, Hudin creates visual manifestations of mathematical theorems. The opening reception runs 4-9 pm on First Friday, March 6. Mondays-Fridays, 9:30am-7pm, Saturdays, 9:30am-6pm and Sundays, noon-5pm. Through March 29. A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-330-8759. Free. Bird Nests of Oregon A collection of drawings by Gena Goodman-Campbell depicting life-sized nests of birds that make their homes in Oregon. Through April 1. Lone Pine Coffee Roasters, 845 Tin Pan Alley. Spring Fling Exhibition—Just Plain Fun! The Friends of the Redmond Branch Library are pleased to present the annual spring art exhibition. “Spring Fling” will be on display from February 14 - March 20, throughout the Redmond Branch Library. With the warm sunshine in Central Oregon, the “Spring Fling” exhibition is truly about spring. Among the paintings and photographs on exhibit are a table made from old sports equipment, a 3-dimensional homage to wine and two Steam-Electric Guitars. Fri, March 20, 10am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-526-5073. Free. Synergy: Art & Literature II A Challenge to the Central Oregon Art Community. “Synergy: Art &
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Literature II” is the Redmond Branch Library’s way to celebrate the “Novel Idea” programming in our own distinctive way. This exhibition will be held March 21May 1. The public is invited to a reception on Saturday, April 4, from 6-8:30 pm in the library. Sat, March 21, 10am-5pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-526-5073. Free.
striving to integrate transportation infrastructure and land use policy to create a balanced systems approach to urban and community planning. He currently manages the Multimodal Transportation Concurrency Program for the city of Bellingham. March 18, 6:30-8pm. Deschutes Public Library, 507 NW Wall St. 541-815-3951. Free.
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Practicing the Moment Drawing upon the wisdom of Buddha, Michael Scott Stevens will explore how to recognize perfection in the moment. He will offer teachings pointing to the essence of our natural mind in which distractions and strong emotions are liberated through pure perception and compassion. March 26, 7-8:30pm. Natural Mind Dharma Center, 345 SW Century Dr., Ste 2. 541-388-3352. Free, suggested donation $10.
Central Oregon PubTalk Produced by Economic Development for Central Oregon (EDCO), Central Oregon PubTalk celebrates the spirit of entrepreneurship in Central Oregon and provides a unique forum where business leaders, investors, entrepreneurs, and advisers can network. Each month a different speaker and at least two pitches from local companies. Thurs, March 26, 5-7pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St. 541-388-3236. $20 EDCO & OEN members. Cheers to Art! A6 hosts a monthly art appreciation night that blends books, presentations, local libations, and occasional surprises like live music, cinema, and theatre, for a lively look at great artists and art movements in history. Every third Wednesday, 7-8:30pm. A6, 389 SW Scalehouse Ct. Suite 120. 541-330-8759. $10 suggested donation. Kelsey Collins What do you do to resurrect the feelings of being alive, aware, awake and enthusiastic? What if you really don’t want to, preferring, instead, to watch a fifth episode of your favorite television program? We’re going to talk about the myriad ways we go in and out of aliveness. March 22, 5:15-6:30pm. Spiritual Awareness Community at Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. Know Africa: African Adventure Have you ever wanted to go to Africa but think it’s too far away, too different, too dangerous? Well, so did Chandra—one of our very own librarians—until she went there. Come see an informative slideshow about Chandra’s fabulous adventures volunteering at a reserve in South Africa working with biologists studying lions, hyenas, elephants and rhinos and at a cheetah sanctuary in Namibia. March 19, 6-7pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-312-1034. Free. Moving Beyond the Automobile: Multi-Modal Transportation Planning Chris Comeau, CTP, AICP, Transportation Planner for City of Bellingham, WA, will share with us how to evolve from an auto-centric and roadway-based transportation planning program to one that is multi-modal, inclusive, flexible and concurrent. Comeau will share his experience based on more than 20 years of land use and transportation planning for city and county jurisdictions. He specializes in multimodal transportation policy and planning,
Theater All Aspects Teen Theatre Workshop Salute to Baseball! Scenes, Monologues, Songs and multi-media presentation presented by students. Session meetings on Sundays. Performance dates April 3-5. Sun, March 22, 1-4pm. Cascades Theatrical Company, 148 NW Greenwood Avenue. 541-389-0803. Free. B.I.G. Improv! Another evening of improv with Bend Improv Group! May (and probably will) have adult themes. Come join us for some improvisational funny! Purchase Tickets at www.2ndstreettheater.com. Fri, March 20, 8-10pm. 2nd Street Theater, 220 NE Lafayette Ave. 541-312-9626. $8 adv., $10 door. Bend Comedy Presents: Will Woodruff & Andy Schanz Will Woodruff—Loved by many, hated by some, his honesty and silliness has earned him a reputation for being an X factor and also a hidden gem on the national stage. Andy Schanz—Repertoire of over thirty impressions range from Arnold Schwarzenegger, to Bill Clinton, to Peter Griffin. Andy’s musical act features keyboard and bass guitar, infused with his trademark high-energy delivery, leaving audiences in stitches. 21+. March 19, 8-10:30pm. The Summit Saloon & Stage, 115 Oregon Ave. $8 online, $10 door. The Language Archive Too often it is easy to see what’s in the distance, but not see what’s directly in your face. Such is the problem for George in Cascade Theater’s current production of The Language Archive, a story about a man who documents exotic languages, but can’t find the words to talk with his wife or decipher the love triangle he is in with his lab assistant. Thurs, March 19, 7:30pm, Fri, March 20, 7:30pm and Sat, March 21, 7:30pm. CTC Cascade Theatre, 148 NW Greenwood. $20, $13 student.
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StandUp Comedy Bend’s most talented comedians make up the best comedy showcase in Central Oregon. Hosted by: Dana Buckendahl. This week’s comedians: Chris Evans, Jennie Macpherson, Michael Griffin. 18+. March 18, 8-9:30pm. Cabin 22, 25 SW Century Dr. 541-419-0111. Free. Benjie Wright has the great ability to connect with his audience. It’s the quality of sharing the humor in everyday situations that made Benjie Wright Alabama’s Radio Personality of the Year for 2007. Aside from the comedy stage, Benjie has also appeared on and emceed the first season of Nashville Star’s field talent search on TBS, featured on Fox’s Hole In The Wall, and TNT’s Leverage. March 21, 9-10:30pm. The Cinnabar Lounge, 121 NE 3rd Street. Free.
Words Buddy Wakefield The troubadour poet returns. In a testament to both his work ethic and his popularity, Buddy Wakefield has been on the road full-time since he quit his day job about 14 years ago, often performing one or twice daily. If that theory about 10,000 hours making an expert is true, this guy should have an honorary doctorate by now. March 25, 7:30pm. Volcanic Theatre Pub, 70 SW Century Dr. $10. Give Yourself Credit Presentation for writers of all genres by author Jane Kirkpatrick, offering six ways to increase pleasure and productivity in your writing life. Jane is an award-winning author of 27 books with over 1 million sold. Open to the public. March 24, 6-8:30pm. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-548-4138. Free. Oregon’s Rivers Despite Oregon’s watery reputation, the state has lacked a field guide for its many celebrated rivers and streams—until now. Preeminent river conservationist, photographer,and author Tim Palmer’s Field Guide to Oregon Rivers is an unprecedented reference that profiles 120 waterways throughout the state, from the Alsea to the Williamson. Please join us for a presentation by Tim featuring his award-winning photographs and the natural history of some of Oregon’s most iconic streams. March 18, 6:30pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. $3 members, $5 non-members. Field Guide to Oregon Rivers Although Lewis & Clark arrived in the region, oh, some 200 years ago with the direct order to survey the territory, until now there really hasn’t been a comprehensive field guide for Oregon’s 120 rivers. Tim Palmer presents a slide show and his new guide, including notes on fishing, boating and conversation. March 19, 6-7:30pm and March 20, 6-7:30pm. Paulina Springs Books-Redmond, 422 SW Sixth St. $5. Refunded with book purchase.
Call For Volunteers Mentor Heart of Oregon Corps is a nonprofit that inspires and empowers positive change in youth through education, jobs, and stewardship. We are in need of caring adults who are willing to dedicate four hours each month to providing additional support and being positive role models to young people, helping them transform their lives and become successful members of society. For more information or to become a mentor, contact Susie at 541-526-1380. Mondays-Fridays. Heart of Oregon YouthBuild, 68797 George Cyrus Road. 541-526-1380. Tech Expert for Short-Term Sharepoint Project Heart of Oregon Corps is seeking a Microsoft SharePoint savvy individual who would be willing to volunteer their time to help us set up, utilize and maintain a SharePoint Team Site. The agency is spread across five separate sites in Central Oregon and rapidly growing in numbers. As we grow we must become more efficient for simple tasks such as sharing and updating our cross-agency calendar, collaborating on important documents and general communication across our programs and sites. This will allow the staff more time to focus on our mission and the youth we serve. Mondays-Fridays, 8am-3pm. Heart of Oregon Corps, PO Box 279. 541-633-7834. Volunteer Drivers Needed Volunteer drivers needed to transport veterans to the Bend VA Clinic and Portland VA Hospital. Must have clean driving record and be able to pass VA-provided physical and screening. Transportation vehicle is VA-provided 10-passenger van. Call John at 541-309-9804 or Paul at 541-6472363 for more details and information on the application process. Mondays-Fridays. Warehouse Sorting and Pricing The Brightside Thrift Store in Redmond is looking for volunteers to receive donations, sort and price items. A variety of skills are appreciated from apparel to electronics. Share your knowledge and get a great workout, too! The Brightside Thrift Store’s success is critical to the operations of our high-save shelter and our volunteers at the thrift store contribute directly to the care of our animals by making sure that all of our donations are processed and ready to purchase. Mondays-Sundays, 9am. Brightside Animal Thrift Store, 838 NW 5th St. 541-504-0101.
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Benefit Pancake Run The Knights of Columbus will host a run to benefit Central Oregon man Matthew Leeden. Matthew is currently listed on the heart transplant list and is in desperate need of a new heart. This is a casual “show and go” out and back with pancakes served afterword. All levels, ages, strollers, and abilities are welcome. Run or walk. This is not a race, but an opportunity for the community to join together and have some fun, while supporting a great cause. All funds raised will directly benefit Matthew Leeden. March 21, 8am. St Thomas Academy, 1720 NW 19th St. Suggested donation: $6/adult and $3/child.
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MADELINE MAHRIE IS A KEYBOARD BEAST! MACHINE, 3/21. PHOTO BY MATT ADAMIK. Sunriver Mudslinger That transition between winter and spring is commonly called mud season— and can be a yucky, messy time of year unless you jump in whole hog. An annual 1.5 mile run through slop and slippery obstacles. Sunriver Brewing has blended a special Mudder’s Milk for the race. Pre-register with emilys@srowners.org. March 22, 1pm. Sunriver Marina/Hola! Parking Lot, 57235 River Rd. $15-$35.
Classes ‘Fix-it, Don’t Throw it!’ Bicycle Mechanic Clinic Learn tips and tricks from professional bike mechanics...for free! When your bike is acting up it can frustrate you so much that you just want to throw it off a cliff! Don’t throw it, just come see us Thursdays at 7pm! Eric (owner) will be here to share some of the tips, tricks, and secrets he has learned from over 20 years of experience. Covering everything from derailleur adjustments to tire changes (even without a spare tube) and more. Come on down, belly up to the bar, have a free beer, and talk about bikes! Thursdays, 7-8pm. Bend Cyclery, 133 SW Century Dr. Suite 202. 541-385-5256. Free. 3-Season Bee School Come join the fun and learn about organic beekeeping for a healthy ecosystem! SmudgieGoose Farm, located 5 miles east of Redmond, will be hosting a 3-season beekeeping education series, in cooperation with the Prineville Honey Bee Mentoring Partnership for the 2015 beekeeping season. Weekly classes begin March 14 at the farm with a lesson on handling swarms. Later lessons will include: Treatment free beekeeping, starting a colony, winter hive preparation, honey production, and more. Saturdays, 11am-1pm. Through March 28. SmudgieGoose Farm, 19221 NE O’Neil Hwy. 541-215-0357. Free, donations for beekeeping equipment/supplies welcome. Agriculture Business workshop: Labor & Human Resources & Internships Labor is the largest expense for agricultural businesses. Learn where to make changes to increase efficiencies and prioritize needs. Determine your labor needs, develop labor management systems and discuss laws that apply to interns and volunteers. March 21, 9-11:30am. Redmond COCC Campus Technology Education Center, 2324 NE College Loop. 541-447-6228. $10. American Red Cross Certified Lifeguard Training Pre-Requisites: Must be at least 15 years old. (Must show ID). Swim 300 yards continuously to demonstrate breath control and rhythmic breathing. Swim using front crawl/breaststroke/combo of both. Tread
water for 2 minutes using legs. Complete a timed event starting in the water, swim 20 yards (no goggles), surface dive (feet-first or head-first), to 7-feet to retrieve a 10-pound brick from the pool bottom. Return to the surface, and swim 20-yards on the back to the starting point with both hands on the brick. Exit the water without using ladder or stairs. 100 percent class attendance required for certification Tues, March 24, 9am-5pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Road. 541585-3714. $150. Buddhist Chant We chant Buddhist scripture, The Heart Sutra in Japanese, and discuss the meaning of the words. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Through April 29. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. 541-383-5031. $10. Empezando su Proprio Negocio - Business StartUp class in Spanish COCC’s popular business startup class now offered in Spanish! ¿Quieres iniciar tu propio negocio? Acude a esta clase. ¿Te has preguntado el como iniciar tu propio negocio, cuales serian los requisitos, permisos, prestamos económicos y como obtenerlos? March 18, 6-8pm. COCC Chandler Lab, 1027 NW Trenton Ave. 541-383-7290. $29. German Conversation Group With a tutor to learn conversational German. Mondays, 7-8pm. In Sisters, various locations. 541-595-0318. Cost is variable depending upon number of students. The Ins & Outs of Adventure Racing Team YogaSlackers, one of the top 10 adventure racing teams in the world, will showcase a movie on one of the many amazing races they have competed in all over the world. They will hold a talk afterward about what is needed physically, mentally and emotionally for this kind of challenge and will cover a different topic each month. Please RSVP. Wed, March 25, 7-8:30pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. 541-389-1601. Free. Introductory SoulCollage® Workshops A creative way to spend time with your “self” and deepen your awareness. It is a two-part process of self-exploration. First, you create card-sized collages with images found in magazines. Then you consult your cards to discover your own wisdom. In a relaxing, small group atmosphere, you can go as deep as you like, or simply take advantage of some reflective time to let your creativity shine. Themes can be found at: compassionatecenter.org. Contact Lynne Lafey for more information and to register. Every other Sunday, 1-4:30pm. Through May 24. Center for Compassionate Living, 339 SW Century Drive, Suite 203. 541-342-4673. $20-$35 sliding scale.
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Your guide to TEDxBend 2015. What is TED?
TED is a nonprofit organization devoted to Ideas Worth Spreading. What began more than 25 years ago as a single four-day conference on Technology, Entertainment and Design (TED) has grown into a global force for inspiration.
What, when and where is TEDxBend 2015?
Sparked by the celebrated TED conferences worldwide, TEDxBend is our very own locally organized event featuring 18 talks, demonstrations and performances under 18 minutes each. Bend High School Auditorium Saturday, April 18, 2015 1 PM to 6 PM (includes one-hour intermission)
What, where and when is TEDxBash?
TEDxBash is the official after party, where event-goers and presenters can connect over the day’s events, with our guest DJ, food by Bleu Bite Catering, beer by Deschutes Brewery, beverages mixed by Spork with Humm Kombucha and Bendistillery spirits, photo booth by DA Booth of Portland, and a few surprises too. Former Orvis Company Store location In the Old Mill District north of REI Saturday, April 18, 2015 7 PM / Shortly following the main event
Who are the presenters?
TEDxBend 2015 will host 18 extraordinary speakers and entertainers from around the country, telling stories, sharing inspiration, revealing truths. We’re excited to announce three of this year’s presenters on the following page, and the rest at the event itself.
Who is organizing TEDxBend?
TEDxBend is 100% locally organized right here in Bend and includes more than 100 passionate volunteers.
How much are tickets and where can I buy them?
Tickets go on sale March 20 at TEDxBend.com. Tickets are $55 and include admission to both the main event and the Bash.
Sponsor a student TEDxBend is committed to making great ideas accessible and sparking conversation in our community. We think our youth are an important voice in that conversation. Please partner with us to help more students attend this year’s event. For just $85, you get a ticket for yourself and you help underwrite a ticket for a local student. We are working with the school districts to provide free bus transportation to the event for these students. Thank you for helping make all this possible.
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Highlighted presenters. This year’s event will feature 18 presenters—twelve speakers and six entertainers. We’re excited to announce three of those presenters right here. We’ll announce the full schedule at the event on Saturday, April 18. Don’t miss it!
Nicole LeFavour An American politician, educator and activist, LeFavour served as an Idaho State Senator from 2008 to 2012. In 2006, LeFavour criticized the passage of Idaho Amendment 2, which made it unconstitutional to recognize or perform same-sex marriages or civil unions. In 2007, she was named one of Idaho Business Review’s Women of the Year. LeFavour was involved in Idaho's Add The Words campaign in 2014, which sought to add language including “sexual orientation” and “gender identity” to the state’s human rights act. LeFavour was featured in the documentary, “Add the Words,” which premiered at the BendFilm Festival in October 2014.
Tchicaya Missamou Raised in the Republic of Congo during their civil war, Missamou was recruited by rebel forces in 1992 and taught to fight at age thirteen. In 1997, he fled his homeland, eventually arriving in America and joining the U.S. Marine Corps. In 2003, he was instrumental in finding and releasing captured Private Jessica Lynch in Iraq. Missamou founded Warrior Fitness in Valencia, California, inspired by his military experience and his belief that freedom is not something to take for granted—it’s something to live. His memoir, “In the Shadow of Freedom,” is the uplifting story of his quest to achieve his own American Dream.
Wyatt Carrell & Hayden French
Just one of six entertainment acts this year, these Bend High School students are magicians specializing in sleight of hand, cardistry and illusion.
For videos of our favorite talks from previous TEDxBend events, just scan this code with your smartphone.
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Thank you. TEDxBend would not be possible without the support of these local visionaries:
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Bend Research
Tim Underwood Productions
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COCC
Downtown Bend
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Starview Foundation
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TEDxBend is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) devoted to Ideas Worth Spreading.
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GENE SIMMONS HAS NOTHING ON METALACHI; VOLCANIC 3/24. PHOTO BY ENRIQUE NUNEZ. Japanese Group Lesson We offer lessons for beginners and advanced students. Wednesdays, 5-6pm. Through April 29. Wabi Sabi, 830 NW Wall St. $10, +$5 one time material fee. Relaxation Class Managing stress is the key to staying healthy and it has been proven that certain relaxation techniques help reduce stress. Relaxation techniques can also lower blood pressure, improve sleep and reduce pain, among other things. You owe it to yourself to take time to relax! A relaxation class at Move Pilates will be offered on the last Wednesday of every month. Space is limited, so please register. Last Wednesday of every month, 2:15pm. Move Pilates Studio, 706 Southwest Industrial Way. 541-241-2234. $15. Open Gym Come play with us! Bring your aerial skills, acro ninja moves, juggling clubs, hoops and more! We have lots of props to use, tumbling mats and aerial equipment (experienced only) to play with and on. Mondays, 7:30pm. Bend Circus Center, 911 SE Armour. $5. West African Drum Class David Visiko teaches rhythms from Guinea, Mali and Cote’ de Ivory. Sundays, 3:30-5pm. Joy of Being Studio, 155 NW Hawthorne (behind address). $15 per class. Bend Chamber Business After Hours Hear a sneak preview of upcoming shows and exclusive member benefit. Go behind the scenes and experience the “real” Tower Theatre during this special mixer. Hear how the nonprofit Tower Theatre Foundation provides performing arts and education programs to our community and area schools. Plus, enter raffles for Tower tickets, CDs, and autographed posters. Food and drink provided. Fourth Thursday of every month, 5-7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Always free, always fun. Business Start-Up class in La Pine Do you have a great idea that you think could be a successful business, but just don’t know how to get started? Cover the basics in this two-hour class and decide if running a business is for you. March 19, 6-8pm. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-383-7290. $29. Creative Tools for Your Spiritual Growth A spiritual discussion. March 21, 3-4:30pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-728-6476. Free. Crystal Bowl Harmonic Sound Bath Experience the harmonizing healing tones of 7+ crystal bowls, pyramids and Tibetan bowls. Align your body and spirit. Bring mats and pillows or use our chairs. Our 16th year! March 22, 7:15-8:30pm. Spiritual Awareness Community at Old Stone Church, 157 NW Franklin Ave. 509-456-8315. By donation. Deadly By Nature: Poison and Venom In our new exhibit you’ll get a live, close-up look at some of the world’s deadliest creatures, including some you would never expect. Join us for a walk through evolutionary time as we explore the adaptations of venomous animals including the long-spined sea urchin and the rear-fanged, ornate, flying snake. Exhibit open until June 29. Mondays. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. Free with museum admission. DoTerra Class Each month participants will discuss different topics regarding DoTerra Oils. Facilitated by Chelsea Phillips, LAC. Third Friday of every month, 6:30-8pm. Hawthorn Healing Arts Center, 39 NW Louisiana Ave. 541-330-0334. Free. Grassroots Cribbage Club Newcomers welcome. For info contact Sue at 541-382-6281. Mondays, 6-9pm. Bend Elks Lodge, 63120 Boyd Acres Rd. $1 to $13. Meet the New Dam; Same as the Old Dam Attend this momentous City Council meeting and express your opposition to a resolution they will be considering that would green light the new Mirror Pond dam. Oppose this environmental and budgetary nightmare. Speak up during the 7 pm Visitors’ Section; stay to witness the vote. March 18, 7-7:30pm. Bend City Hall, 710 NW Wall St. 541-2800802. Free. Movie Night! A SOLSK8S Fundraiser and Skate Jam A fundraiser for youth in Bend Presented by SOLSK8S Featuring: Lifeblood’s
Service for the Sick video showing on the big screen at Tin Pan Theater! Free for all ages! 6 pm—Skate Jam in Tin Pan Alley. 7:30 pm—Doors open. 8 pm—Showtime. SOLSK8S mobile skateboard shop, music, and raffle of awesome local items! The more skateparks the merrier and SOLSK8S aims to bring in a new one. Help us make that vision a reality! March 25, 6-7:30 and 7:30-9:30pm. Tin Pan Theater, 869 NW Tin Pan Alley. Free. OLCV’s 2015 Lobby Day Join the Oregon Conservation Network and OLCV’s Clean Green Lobby Machine for an important day at the State Capitol. This session, we will advocate for bills that address climate change, conserve crucial habitat, and protect the public health. Spend a day meeting with our leadership in Salem to discuss important conservation priorities. OLCV will provide training on how to effectively discuss our environmental priorities and the best practices for lobbying your legislators to protect the environment. Lunch will be provided and carpools coordinated. March 24, 9am-4:30pm. Oregon State Capitol, 900 Court Street NE. Pool Tournament Cash Cup Join us every Tuesday for our Cash Cup Pool Tournament. Anyone can join in, regardless of experience! Grab some food from our new menu and stay and have some fun. We also have karaoke going on every Tuesday and Thursday, so there’s a lot of fun going on all night! Signups by 8pm. $5 buy-in, double-elimination, APA rules (if you’re curious, just ask). Winnings based on number of participants. Tuesdays, 8pm. Seven Nightclub, 1033 NW Bond St. 541-760-9412. $5. Preventative Walk in Pet Wellness Clinic First come, first served. Vaccines, microchips, toenail trims and de-worming available. Service fees can be found at bendsnip.org. Saturdays, 10am. Bend Spay and Neuter Project, 910 SE Wilson ste. B-1. Public Bingo New game programs with increased pay-outs. Must be 18, starter pack (28 games) $21. $10 minimum buy-in. Food and drinks available. Games start at 6 every Thursday. Visit bendelkslodge.org or 541-389-7438. Thursdays, 6:30pm. In Bend, call for info. 541-389-7438. Rally for Union Contract State Workers in Bend will hold a rally both for their contract with the state, but also in support of the Fair Shot solutions for workers and families. They really want community partners to join them and help make this a big success. Sponsored by Service Employees International Union, Local 503. In Suite 104. March 18, 11:30am-1pm. Deschutes Services Building, 1300 NW Wall St. 2nd floor. Sex and the Environment at Pints and Politics What do sex, birth control, and education have to do with the environment and sustainability? Nick Stevenson from Deschutes County Public Health will discuss the relationships between sexual health and environmental health including how climate change, women’s rights, education, economic prosperity, community resilience, and research. Nick will also share promising solutions, local and global, to improve both human and environmental health. Join the Oregon League of Conservation Voters and fellow community members who care about protecting Oregon’s natural legacy for Pints and Politics on the third Thursday of each month. March 19, 7-9pm. Broken Top Bottle Shop & Ale Café, 1740 NW Pence Ln., Ste. 1. Free. Spay It Forward Fundraiser A group of talented professionals will donate their time to help raise money for Bend Spay and Neuter Project. We will offer Shiatsu massage, Swedish massage, facials with products by Angelina’s, and energy medicine. All proceeds benefit Bend Spay and Neuter Project. Appointments are required, please call 541-508-6554 to schedule! We hope to see you there to help us Spay It Forward! March 21, 10am-4pm. Synergy Health & Wellness, 244 NE Franklin Ave #5. A donation of $50/service is suggested.
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A few days ago, my five-year-old son discovered a piece of his artwork crumpled up at the bottom of my bathroom trashcan. “Mom!” he cried, retrieving and smoothing out said artwork. “I made this for you.” My heart filled with remorse as I looked down at the bright green Post-it in his hand (which, suffice it to say, hadn’t wound up in the garbage by accident). On one side, there were three parallel lines—each with a different shape drawn on its top end. “These were your magic wands,” he explained. Then he flipped the sticky note over to reveal a small square with the words “Cade loves Mom” written inside. He looked up at me (twisting that dagger a little further into my gut) and said nothing else. Now, it should be noted that I am, without a doubt, his biggest cheerleader when it comes to artistic creations (no matter how big or small). In fact, it’s very likely that I encourage art-related activity more so than any other… Hell, we even have an “art room” in our house—yes, an area dedicated solely to drawing, painting, crafting, sewing, coloring, imagining and creating. Needless to say, my collection of saved child-art literally overflows from my file-cabinet drawers (not to mention off the refrigerator, closet doors, mirrors, etc.). From the very first painting Cade brought home from preschool—a perfect depiction of abstract expressionism with its colorful display of splattered dots and dripping lines—to the countless oil-on-cardstock masterpieces revealing his then-newfound love for rainbows, I’d say we have a gallery’s worth. And since the influx of arts and crafts has only continued to rise with Cade’s growing school involvement, I reckon I’ve become more selective with the keepsakes and showcasings. But now, I’ve officially been dubbed an evil mommy who doesn’t give two shits about the powerful, magic wands bestowed upon her… Pay no mind to the cheery admiration and celebratory feedback that Evil Mommy radiates 99 percent of the time, because that lacking one percent is still enough to break a tiny heart. Perhaps a bit of compromising is in order. And perhaps I’m not the only mother in need of an effective template for addressing similar situations of guilt… Dear little one, Believe me when I say that I love and admire your progressing creativity. I am the proudest mom in all the land, and I couldn’t feel more special to receive your very first written love notes, stick-figure drawings and “watch how good I stay inside the lines” coloring-book pages. That said, you will someday thank me for refusing to hoard every single work of art you’ve ever created. Because the ones that are categorically worthy—well, they already have (and will continue to have) a special place in eternity. I mean, do you really think I would ever discard a work of genius potentially worth millions upon your debut at the Louvre? If you trust me (which you should; I’m your mother), you will learn to accept my exclusive selection of mementos as motivation to expand your beautiful-but-repetitious artistic style—all without taking offense when an unlucky creation happens to find itself buried under a used Kleenex. And as compromises go, I promise to respect your creativity by at least photographing those magic wands before sending them to the dark side. Still (and always) your biggest fan, Mom
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Spring Equinox 108 Sun Salutations Practice & Open House Join us to celebrate the beginning of Spring with a 108 Sun Salutations yoga practice—accessible to all, we do 4 rounds of 27 with breaks in between. Kids class upstairs for 3-6 year olds—$6 ea. At 7pm we will have a catered open house to show off our newly expanded studio and spa, and celebrate six years on Galveston. Join us! March 20, 5:30-8pm. Namaspa Yoga Studio, 1135 NW Galveston Ave. 541550-8550. $20 donation for Africa Yoga Project. Teen Night Open to ages 12-18. This teens-only evening starts with an ice cream/root beer float social followed by water basketball/volleyball games, contests, use of the hot tub and indoor aquatic-themed activities. Reservations are recommended! Call 541585-3147. Event may cancel due to lack of reservations. March 25, 8-10pm. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Road. $7 SROA Member, $10 General Public. Third Friday Stroll Third Friday of every month, 4-8pm. Downtown Redmond, 6th Street. Free. Trivia Tuesdays at The Lot Pick your smartest friends to make teams of 2-5 people for a mind-bending game of trivia. A new host each week comes up with 6 categories with 6 questions in each category. The team with the most points wins swag! Another fun night at The Lot with great food, beer and friends. Come join! Interested in being a trivia host? Email: info@thelotbend.com for details. Tuesdays, 6-8pm. The Lot, 745 NW Columbia St. Free.
Kid Stuff Backpack Explorers Play! Discover! Explore! Learn! Be wild! New themes weekly! Parents and children ages 3-5 investigate science, art, music, stories and culture in a fun and hands-on manner. Don backpacks filled with exciting artifacts and explore the Museum’s animal habitats and exhibits. Foster artistic expression in your little one and take home activities to continue the learning. Come be creative and inspired to explore your natural surroundings. Pre-registration and payment is required. Wed, March 18, 9:30-10:30am and Thurs, March 19, 9:30-10:30am. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-382-4754. Members $10 per child; Non-members $15 per child, plus Museum admission for accompanying adult. LEGO® Universe East Bend family block party. Start with a little inspiration and build away! All ages. Wed, March 25, 2:30-4pm. East Bend Public Library, 62080 Dean Swift Rd. 541-330-3760. Free. Edmund Unravels Storytime Join us for a special storytime featuring “Edmund Unravels.” Edmund is ready to discover the wonders of the world and go on new adventures. Activities to follow. March 21, 11-11:30am. Barnes and Noble, 2690 NE Hwy 20. 541318-7242. Free. Family Block Party: LEGO® Universe All ages. Start with a little inspiration & build away! Thurs, March 26, 10:30-11:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7097. Free. Homeschool Nature Classes: Otter Clan Tracker’s Club is for homeschool families who want their children to understand and feel deeply connected to the natural world. We facilitate a variety of activities such as nature arts and crafts, attuning to the wild, tracking, primitive skills, survival skills, nature songs, and much more! Tuesdays, 10am-3pm. Through May 19. Skyliners Lodge, 16125 Skyliners Rd. 503-6809831. $42 a class. Homeschool Nature Classes: Squirrel Clan Tracker’s Club is for homeschool families who want their children to understand and feel deeply connected to the natural world. We facilitate a variety of activities such as nature arts and crafts, attuning to the wild, tracking, primitive skills, survival skills, nature songs, and much more! Ages 5-8 welcome. Mondays, 12:30-4pm. Through May 18. Skyliners Lodge, 16125 Skyliners Rd. 503-680-9831. $30 a class. Junior Safety Training Join the Sunriver Police Department as they teach children awareness skills and how to be safe. Designed for kids age 3-12, children are sworn in as Sunriver junior officers and receive badges and certificates. The Sunriver Bike Patrol will help them prepare for summer bike riding as they learn hand signals, road signs recognition and safe biking. End the class with a tour of the Sunriver police car. Sponsored by the Sunriver Police Department. Registration required, 541-585-5000. March 25, 10:30-11:30am. SHARC, 57250 Overlook Road. Free. Kids Day: Poisonous & Venomous Many creatures have developed deadly defense mechanisms for survival. Explore these dangerous adaptations from the plant and animal kingdoms and see some of these live species…from a safe distance. Made possible by Oregon College Savings Plan. March 25, 10am-5pm. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-3824754. Regular Museum admission. Kindermusik Class Bring your children ages 2-3 years to our classes that engage through music to
FILM LOVERS AND FLY FISHERS CAN REJOICE WITH THE RETURN OF THE INTERNATIONAL FLY FISHING FILM FESTIVAL, TOWER THEATRE 3/24. teach early literacy skills, physical coordination, emotional skills and cognitive skills, as well as a love of music! The parent/grandparent or caregiver participates in the class with the child and a good time is had by all! Each month we have a new theme, new songs, new dances, stories, games and more. Kindermusik is research-based and promoted by experts in early childhood development. Fridays, 9:3010:15am and Mondays, 9:30-10:15am. Through May 25. Cascade School of Music, 200 NW Pacific Park Ln. 541-382-6866. First class free, $70 per month. La Pine Make Create simple squishy circuits. Ages 12-17. March 25, 1:30pm. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-312-1090. Free. La Pine Teen Territory Strategy games, crafts, Wii and more! Ages 12-17. Wed, March 18, 1pm. La Pine Public Library, 16425 First St. 541-312-1090. Free. Music, Movement & Stories Movement and stories to develop skills and encourage fun with music. Space is limited. Ages 3-5. Thurs, March 19, 10:30am and Mon, March 23, 10:30am. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7097. Free. Parent/Child Music & Movement The Learning Groove with Ms. April. Children sing, dance, play instruments, shake eggs, beat drums, call and respond, clap, tap, laugh, skip, jump, pretend, and learn along with their parent/caregiver! Come try a class already in session. Space available. Fridays, 10:30-11:15am. Through March 20. Gotta Dance Studio, 917 NE 8th St. 541-508-8856. $175 for 10 weeks (prorated if you join in session). Includes the CD, Rockin’ Red. Pet Tales Spring Break Event Receive free admission to the Des Chutes Historical Museum when you bring in pet food or other pet-related item. The event offers activities for kids from 1:30 to 4:30 p.m. and is in conjunction with our exhibit Pet Tales: Furry Friends in Photographs 1900 to 1960. March 26, 1:30pm. Des Chutes Historical Museum, 129 NW Idaho Ave. Family Block Party: LEGO® Universe All ages. Start with a little inspiration & build away! Tues, March 24, 10:30am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1050. Free. Redmond Fizz! Boom! Read! Stories and science with hands-on experiments. Ages 3-5. Mon, March 23, 10:30am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1050. Free. Redmond Make Simple circuit light boxes and cards. Ages 12-17. March 25, 2-4pm. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1050. Free. Redmond Music, Movement & Stories Movement and stories to develop skills and encourage fun with music. Ages 3-5. Thurs, March 19, 10:15am. Redmond Public Library, 827 SW Deschutes Ave., Redmond. 541-312-1090. Free.
Rocket Science Class 101 Join us for a two-hour rocket science class. Come learn about rockets, build and fly your own model rocket. March 25, 10:30am. Sunriver Nature Center & Observatory, 57245 River Rd., Sunriver. $18 adv. online. Sisters Music, Movement & Stories Movement and stories to develop skills and encourage fun with music. Ages 3-5. Sat, March 21, 10:15am. Sisters Public Library, 110 N Cedar St., Sisters. 541-312-1072. Free. Spring Break Program: Sky Hunters Raptors take flight in this exciting and informative Spring Break program! March 21-28, 11am. High Desert Museum, 59800 S Hwy 97. 541-382-4754. Members, $3; Non-members, $5. Teen Writing Group Creative writing exercises, freewrite time and special guests. Ages 12-17. Fri, March 20, 4-5pm. Downtown Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St. 541-617-7079. Free.
Meetings Adelines’ Showcase Chorus Practice For more information call Diane at 541-447-4756 or www. showcasechorus.org. Mondays, 6:30-9pm. Redmond Senior Center, 325 NW Dogwood Ave. Al-Anon Family Groups 12-step group for friends and families of alcoholics. Check www.afginfo.org or call 541-728-3707 for times and locations. Ongoing. Various Locations, Various. City Club of Central Oregon It is a lunch discussion, but don’t expect this City Club forum to turn into a food fight. They are way too civil for that. But if information and insights are what you want, there’s no better place for lunch today, with advocates for keeping the dam, blowing the dam and let the river go free, or a hybrid. Third Thursday of every month, 11:30am. St. Charles Center for Health and Learning, 2500 NE Neff Rd. 541-633-7163. $20/$35. Communicators Plus Toastmasters Thursdays, 6:30-7:45pm. DEQ Office, 475 NE Bellevue Dr., Suite 110. 541-388-6146. Cool Cars and Coffee All makes, models welcome. Saturdays, 8am. C.E. Lovejoy’s Brookswood Market, 19530 Amber Meadow Dr. Grief Support Group St. Charles Hospice is offering a six-week program for anyone who has lost a loved one and needs help understanding their grief. Hosted by Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe. Register: 541-706-6700. March 18, 2:30-4pm. Dudley’s Bookshop Cafe, 135 NW Minnesota Ave. Free. Move to Amend We have secured the meeting room of the Deschutes County Library for our next Central Oregon gathering on the Move to Amend trail. Did you know that over $1.5 BILLION was spent in the 2014 congressional elections alone? Isn’t it time we change that? March 22, 2:30-4:30pm. Bend Public
Library, 601 NW Wall St. NAMI Depression & Bipolar Disorder Support Group Mondays, 7-9pm. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-480-8269. Free. Overeaters Anonymous Meeting Mondays-noon-Saturdays, 9:30am and Thursdays-noon. First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St. 541-306-6844. Free. What’s Brewing? A weekly open forum on topics relevant to citizens of Central Oregon, Crook County in particular. Topics range from political issues to current events and local interests. Wednesdays, 7-8am. Through May 13. Meadow Lakes Golf Course, 300 SW Meadow Lakes Dr. 541-280-4097. Free.
Sports Event Monster X Tour Spring has officially arrived. And so far, we’re keeping lion-esque weather at bay. Continue that trend by cheering on the roaring spectacle that is the Monster X Monster Truck Tour. Featuring Rock Star, California Kid, Identity Theft, Skeletor, and American Bad Ass, the tour also includes “thrill acts” like quad racing, mud racing and The Monster Ride Truck. March 20, 6pm and March 21, 6pm. Deschutes County Fair & Expo Center, 3800 SW Airport Way, Redmond. Adults $19, Kids $10. Portland Fit Marathon/Half Marathon Training Program – Orientation Event Join Portland Fit today at www.portlandfit.com and take the first step toward your new fitness goals! We offer group runs/walks on Saturday mornings led by a team of over 50 head coaches, assistant coaches, and medical staff. Train with our 13-week half marathon or 32-week marathon program for runners and walkers of all abilities— couch potatoes are welcome! Sat, March 21, 8-10am. Zidell Yards, SW Moody Avenue. Portland Fit Marathon/Half Marathon Training Program – Registration Open Join Portland Fit today at www.portlandfit.com and take the first step toward your new fitness goals! We offer group runs/walks on Saturday mornings led by a team of over 50 head coaches, assistant coaches, and medical staff. Train with our 13-week half marathon or 32-week marathon program for runners and walkers of all abilities— couch potatoes are welcome! Through April 10. Zidell Yards, SW Moody Avenue. Ripley’s Believe It or Not—Bob Holmes Most inspirational speakers draw from an obstacle or challenge to illustrate the power of hope and perseverance. Bob Holmes created one. Though it may sound gimmicky, his one-man volleyball team act has not only racked up an impressive win-loss record, it has also garnered somber thank you notes from audience members who gained a newfound will to live. March 20, 7pm. Bend High School, 230 NE 6th St. 541-5260445. One non-perishable food item per person to support Beulah’s Place. Open to public.
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Fat Tuesdays Brings New Orleans Closer Authentic Cajun cuisine arrives in Central Oregon BY DELANO LAVIGNE
TASTY AND SPICY, FAT TUESDAYS BRINGS THE REAL TASTE OF THE BIG EASY. PHOTOS BY DELANO LAVIGNE.
The approximately 2,300 miles that separate Bend from New Orleans’ world famous Cajun cuisine has recently been reduced to a mere drive across town. That’s right; the unique and storied flavors of Acadian-inspired Cajun cuisine have arrived in Central Oregon. No need to wait for some oneoff bacchanalian trip to New Orleans, the ambrosial smell of the “Big Easy’s” holy-trinity (bell pepper, onion and celery) has arrived in Bend. We are talking about heartwarming Gumbo, wonderfully seasoned Jambalaya with Andouille sausage, creamy Shrimp and Grits, deliciously “muddy” Blackened Catfish, perfectly spiced Crawfish étouffée and the ever humble Po’Boy sandwich. And, what’s more, Fat Tuesdays offers more than the Cajun essentials. The menu is packed with southern-inspired dishes and drinks. Not to be missed are the fried pickles. Rolled in a cornmeal based batter and seasoned with dill, the pickles are crisp on the outside and tender on the inside (piping hot as well so give them a minute before you take a bite). For a rare choice that does not come out of the deep fryer (we are talking southern cuisine here, after all), try the white wine and garlic sautéed Riverboat prawns. For
drinks, I recommend the vodka-induced Sweet Tea. It is not quite as festive as the very sweet and also popular Bayou Juice but provides a great twist to a southern classic. There is also a selection of Louisiana beers on tap. Once the glasses are empty and the plates wiped clean do not shy away from indulging in, ney, pigging-out on Fat Tuesdays’ most popular dessert, the truly delectable bread pudding. Hard to imagine it has taken so long for a Cajun-inspired restaurant to show up on the scene in a place as food and restaurant friendly as Bend, which is what owner Vince Parker thought when he first visited the town. “Bend has the same friendly southern hospitality similar to [my] home in Louisiana and with all the food choices [in Bend] there hasn’t been an authentic Cajun restaurant featuring ‘tried and true’ southern favorites,” says Parker with an authentic southern accent not commonly heard in this part of the country. Originally from Monroe, Louisiana, Parker arrived in Bend via the Bay Area where he had opened a similar restaurant to Fat Tuesdays. But with his children now living in Bend, Parker has made Central Oregon his new home. And, with him, Parker brings cherished family recipes, a
love of southern hospitality and his trusted executive chef, Dee Green. Parker also wants to use Fat Tuesdays as a place to share his love of music, in particular and in some ways expectantly, the blues. That means Bendites can look forward to live blues music on a weekly basis. “Bend loves their music and what better way to enjoy the Nawlin’s vibe and energy than with free live blues supporting local and northwest talent during lunch and every Friday and Saturday night,” says Marketing Director Lara Wettig. Fat Tuesdays is slightly off Bend’s well-trodden restaurant path, but worth a visit when you are in the mood for a festive and family friendly restaurant that promises a robust dose of southern cuisine and hospitality. “My philosophy is to have customers come as guests and leave as family,” shares Parker. Fat Tuesdays 61276 S Hwy 97, #140 Happy hour all day every Tuesday. Live music every Friday and Saturday.
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Chocolate Milk for the 21+ Set Sunriver Brewing’s new milk stout is a sweet novelty BY KEVIN GIFFORD
As reported in last week’s beer issue, Sunriver Brewing has been growing by leaps and bounds over the past year. Bottles of Vicious Mosquito IPA and Shred Head Winter Ale can be found more-or-less statewide now, and taps are making appearances in Bend’s bars with far more regularity than before. And, really, it couldn’t have happened to a more talented bunch of brewers—the floral hoppiness of Vicious in particular will undoubtedly make it another local pub favorite once word gets around. Sunriver’s next bottle release is the Cocoa Cow milk stout, a genre you don’t see much at all around Central Oregon. “Milk stout” doesn’t mean they’re actually pouring milk into the brew kettle— instead, the brewer adds lactose, or milk sugar, to the mix. Lactose isn’t consumed by the yeast in the beer during fermentation, resulting in a final product with more body and extra sweetness. (The genre was created a century ago in England but is most popular in the US now, spearheaded by the bottled Milk Stout Nitro from Colorado’s Left Hand Brewing.) In Cocoa Cow, this sweetness is further enhanced by the addition of roasted cocoa nibs from Ghana, giving the 6% ABV stout a thick, full sweetness without becoming overly cloying. It’s worth a try for any dark beer fan—and if you’re in town for the Sunriver Mudslinger race this Sunday, the brewery will have another milk stout there, this one called Mudder’s Milk and flavored with flaked oats and Amarillo hops.
FOOD & DRINK EVENTS Food Events Feast From The Fire Dinner & Live Music Come enjoy an evening of live music, lawn games, and a feast of ranch-raised meats and delicious sides prepared by Chef Ryan and his team. Enjoy a twist of modern blues by musician Ben Rice and his band from 5:30pm to 8:30pm. March 26, 5-7pm. Brasada’s Range Restaurant & Bar, 16986 SW Brasada Ranch Road. 855-990-0265. $39 per Adult, $20 per Child (5-10), 4 & Under Complimentary. Gluten Free Baking Are you gluten intolerant, sensitive or just want to go gluten free? We have tried many and enjoyed only a few. We will teach you our favorites, including a great pizza dough. Really! March 18, 6-8pm. The Well Traveled Fork, 3437 Greenleaf Way. $55. Kids Camp: Cooking 101 Breakfast from scratch: Buttermilk pancakes, classic French toast, the incredible edible egg, dutch baby, breakfast meats. Classic lunches: Homemade chicken-noodle-soup and sandwich, healthy french fries, picnic salad lunches. Dinner: From scratch chicken fingers, putting together salads and vinaigrettes. Desserts and healthy snacks: No bake cookies, bakery shortbread &, chips “from the garden,” roll-ups and quesadillas. Includes Farm Field Trip! Ages 7-13. March 23-27, 10am-1:30pm. The Well Traveled Fork, 3437 Greenleaf Way. 541-312-0097. $300.
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TEDxBend will sell out its tickets! BY THE SOURCE STAF
Here’s the dilemma: The organizers at TEDxBend want to keep the list of speakers a secret until the day of the event. They want you to trust them. And, here’s the problem: Even though the event isn’t for another month, tickets for this year’s TEDxBend, a day-long event of inspiring speeches and ideas, go on sale this Friday. Last year, they sold out in four days. This year, they expect to sell out even faster. Yup. You need to take a leap of faith. But we’re here to help: The organizers gave us a peek at the list of speakers. And yes, they are impressive. And, what’s more, they agreed to allow us to provide a sneak peek at two of those speakers. Each from very different backgrounds, but both incredibly strong and principled individuals who believe in the American dream, but perhaps in different manifestations. TEDxBend Saturday, April 18 Tickets on sale Friday, March 20 $55 single, $85 single and student sponsorship
Speaker Profile: Tchicaya Missamou BY PHIL BUSSE
It is a storyline that would sound unbelievable if it were a Hollywood screenplay: Tchicaya Missamou was born in Brazzaville, the capital of the Central African country of the Republic of the Congo. For the first decade of his life, he lived in relative peace. But as a teenager, he was pulled, as a “child soldier,” into a brewing civil war. Unrest was fomenting in the country—and Missamou was part of those disruptive forces, until he started his own militia that helped ferry white diplomats and businesspeople out of the country just as a brutal war was erupting. (Over the course of just a few months, that war claimed 10,000 lives.) But these missions were unpopular, and his family was attacked and tortured in retaliation. His mother was raped in front of him, and their home set on fire while they were inside. Three years later, in 2000, Missamou escaped to America—where he joined the Marines and served a six-month tour in Iraq before once again returning to the Republic of Congo to try and help his father, who had been arrested. But instead of rescuing his father, he was imprisoned himself and eventually shot during an attempted escape. Missamou will speak at this year’s TEDxBend, and the Source recently caught up with him to discuss his life since the Marines—as a successful businessman who has launched a tough-as-nails fitness program, the Warrior Fitness Camp, and as the founder for Hope for Congo, a nonprofit that raises funds for his home country. His memoir, In The Shadow of Freedom, recounts many of the different turns in his life. Source Weekly: Given your past, it would seem as if you have given a lot of thought about what “family” and “home” mean. Can you provide definitions for each? Tchicaya Missamou: I thought at a young age that family is who you choose to surround yourself with. Your family does not always come from the same DNA. A man should be able to create a family wherever he is located. I was born in the Congo; I left my immediate family there but I was able to create a new home and a new family in America. My family is my wife and children, but also the community of “Warriors” we’ve created in our gym. SW: Are you ever homesick for the Congo? TM: When people ask me this question they get surprised with my answer. The country of my birth was never the country of my dream. Since the age of four, I dreamt of living in America. I was made in the Congo, and molded in America. I love both countries but I am not homesick. I am living the American Dream. SW: It is interesting that after spending years as a “child soldier,” when you arrived in America you decided to join the Marines. Didn’t you want to get away as far as possible from war?
FROM CHILD SOLDIER TO SAVIOR, TCHICAYA MISSAMOU WITH HIS NONPROFIT HOPE FOR CONGO.
TM: The first white man I ever met was a Marine who was working at the U.S. Embassy in the Congo. When I asked him how could I be like him, he smacked the back of my head and said, “You will never be a Marine.” When I became a child soldier, I was inspired by American war movies like Rambo, Delta Force, etc.… Two years after coming to America, I was approached by the Marine recruiter who helped make my dream a reality. On March 22, 2000, I went to bootcamp. SW: How do you define the “American Dream,” and what barrier do you see most people have toward reaching that? TM: I was always fit since I was a child. My first job in America was a janitor at a local martial arts studio, and six months later I started training the students. In the Marines, I found myself training sailors and Marines when we got deployed overseas. I always wanted to be part of the solution, and not part of problem, especially when people asked me to help them lose weight so they can get promoted. One day, I was approached by two young ladies who asked me if I could get them in shape for a wedding. I started training them in my garage and, six months later, I could not count the number of people I was training. It was then that I decided to
open a gym. For me, the American dream is the ability to follow your passion and to believe in the vision. If you love what you do, it’s not called work. Most people have trouble reaching their greatest potential because they fear failure. They should know that failure is part of your success. SW: You have also started and manage the Hope for Congo Foundation. Can you share a success story from those endeavors? TM: I started the HCF to help the children in need. To inspire, motivate and empower people in Africa through education. Hope for Congo raised more than $800,000 worth of medical supplies to help the Congolese people who were affected by war. My team and I went back to the Congo to donate the medical supplies at the local hospital and met with the first lady of the Congo. SW: A common denominator from your pursuits seems to be a strong belief that leadership skills are essential for success. Who are some leaders that you respect? TM: I have respect for leaders like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Mother Theresa, and Nelson Mandela. These people went above a nd beyond to create a better place for us.
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CULTURE Speaker Profile: Nicole LeFavour
ART WATCH BY KELSEY ROOK
BY ERIN ROOK
FORMER IDAHO STATE LEGISLATURE NICOLE LEFAVOUR (LEFT) HAS BEEN ARRESTED “8 OR 9 TIMES” WHILE ADVOCATING FOR AN LGBT-INCLUSIVE NON-DISCRIMINATION ORDINANCE. SHE WILL SPEAK AT THE 2015 TEDXBEND.
In 2004, the Bend City Council added sexual orientation and gender identity to its non-discrimination ordinance.Three years later, the state followed suit. But in neighboring Idaho, lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender activists and their supporters have been fighting for years just to have such an addition seriously considered by the state legislature. Their campaign is the subject of the documentary Add the Words, which screened at last year’s BendFilm Fest. In part, what makes the film so painfully compelling is that the film’s central conflict is never resolved— and it continues to this day. Nicole LeFavour, a writing professor and former lawmaker, is leading that charge. Idaho’s first openly gay legislator, LeFavour served in the State House from 2004 to 2008 and the State Senate from 2008 to 2012. “For eight years we had been bringing legislation to lawmakers and had not even once had a public hearing,” LeFavour tells the Source. Frustrated by the lack of progress, LeFavour and other activists tried civil disobedience, holding their first action on Feb. 3, 2014. They posted sticky notes in the statehouse and they slept on the steps, but lawmakers always found a way to ignore them. So they upped the ante, creating a human wall to block lawmakers’ entrance to the chamber. “We felt we had tried everything else,” she says. “It grew out of increasing efforts to get them to hear us.” This year, LeFavour says, they were hopeful. They had drafted a compromise bill and secured a Republican co-sponsor in the House and the Senate. They even checked in with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints to see if the language would be agreeable to House Speaker and Senate President Pro-Tem—both LDS church members—but the church declined to take a position. LeFavour says the bill has majority support, but the Speaker and Pro-Tem refuse to hear it. “Most lawmakers we’ve talked to have LGBT family, I’d be surprised if they don’t,” she explains. “I think that they do both feel they need the blessing of the church.” At the end of January, activists saw a glimmer of hope when the bill finally had a hearing in the House State Affairs committee, but it never advanced. “It has to be more difficult for them to do nothing than to do something,” LeFavour says. That’s why she and the other demonstrators continue the fight. To date, some 120 protestors have been arrested. Not for anything violent, but typically for “trespassing,” or not moving out of the way when officers ask them to. LeFavour says she has been arrested eight or nine times herself—including twice the day before she called the Source. “I think we’re close, everyone agrees were close,” she says with conviction. “They have plenty of time left in the session.” LeFavour will speak at the 2015 TEDxBend about her experiences with civil disobedience.
The story of Gena Goodman-Campbell’s childhood adventures spent exploring the gullies of Oaks Bottom Preserve and dunes of Cannon Beach rooted her artistic sensibilities—and, this and next month, the visual exhibit of this Oregonian wanderlust is on display at Lone Pine Coffee Roasters. Her “Bird Nests of Oregon,” which evokes the naturalist sketches of 19th century explorers and ecologists is, she says, “a culmination in an artistic evolution, a unique merging of naturalism and art.” Hued in the deep browns and soft greens of the high desert, the collection of nine drawings reveals Goodman-Campbell’s love affair with the Central Oregon landscape. When she’s not leading area hikes or lobbying the U.S. Congress on behalf of the environment for her day job as the Central Oregon Wilderness Coordinator at the Oregon Natural Desert Association, the artist still finds herself inspired by and immersed in nature. “Nature is really my primary muse,” she says. “I have always been drawn to plants, animals and organic shapes as subjects. I’ve found that inspiration is a truly renewable natural resource.” The landscapes and habitats that the conservationist works tirelessly to protect served as direct inspiration for “Bird Nests of Oregon.” From Oregon’s state bird (the Western meadowlark) to the singular and ostentatious harlequin duck, Goodman-Campbell’s work is a stripped-away collection of drawings that are focused on the intricate beauty of the nest and the fragile eggs contained within. “We often think of wilderness areas primarily as places to hike or camp, but these places also are where many animals make their homes,” she says. Looking at the richly detailed sketches, one assumes that their creator has spent untold hours immersed in the avian breeding grounds. But for Goodman-Campbell, it was important to make her study from nature guides and online resources rather than exploring the real thing—she’s actually never laid eyes upon any of her subjects’ dens in the wild. “These drawings started as a way for me to explore my own curiosity without causing any harm to the birds I have become increasingly fascinated with,” she says. “My work has made me more aware of the impacts we have on wildlife, even when we are trying our best not to.” Although her process could be considered methodical—scientific, even—Goodman-Campbell’s work draws from the deep wellspring of her experiential knowledge of the Oregon landscape. “I hope to capture the incredible experience of seeing bird nests in the wild [and] inspire more people to fall in love with nature” she explained. Of equal importance are the fragility and reverence the nest drawings instill in the viewer. “I hope my drawings inspire my fellow nature lovers to look closer, pay attention, and be careful where you step! Give birds and other wildlife a lot of space, especially during breeding season,” she advises. “Bird Nests of Oregon.” Lone Pine Coffee Roasters, March and April. A reception will be held 5 – 9 pm, Friday, April 3.
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Nicolas Yopp Retires
After a disappointing crash, he miss this year’s Deaf lympics BY JP SCHLICK
It was Friday the 13th after all. Nicolas Yopp was freeriding off Outback Chair at Mt. Bachelor when an unexpected bump threw him just slightly off balance. A skier since as long as he could walk, Yopp is a championship racer and not easily thrown. But he was railing a GS turn at 60 miles per hour at the time. “I’m not exactly sure what happened after that,” explains a self-described “loopy” Yopp, still groggy from pain medication. “Once I caught an edge that propelled my body to flip and I tumbled down the hill a few times. I must have jammed my boot against the hardpack snow somehow in the process.” The result: A broken tibia and fibula, and immediate reconstructive surgery, which added even more screws to a plate already there from a previous mountain biking accident. More broadly, it also means that Yopp, a deaf ski racer from Sisters, will not be able to compete at the Deaflympics to be held in Russia at the end of this month. It was especially disappointing because it is the second time that Yopp will miss the Deaflympics at the height of his prowess. The Deaflympics has been operating summer games since 1924 and winter events since 1949—the second longest running multiple sporting event, and the first major sporting event for athletes with physical limitations. The winter games include hockey, snowboarding and skiing. Instead of a starting gun, skiers are cued by visual aids. In 2011, the Deaflympics were slated for Slovakia. Three days prior to the event, though, they were canceled when it was discovered that the Deaflympic officials were embezzling money. “It was a crushing blow to me and all the athletes who had trained hard and fundraised for the big race,” Yopp explains. He has previously competed in two Deaflympics—in Sweden 2003 and Salt Lake City 2007—but he was hoping that his third international competition would be the charm, and a top finish. “Deaflympics Russia was going to be my redemption,” Yopp explains. “I felt prepared for it and was getting excited.” He was also planning for the Russia event to be his curtain call from competitive skiing. Twenty-nine years old at the time, Yopp was ready to call it a career following Russia, and now, four years later, even though he won’t have a chance for another Deaflympics competition, he plans to stay the course.
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“I have had a long ski race career,” he says. “I still plan on retiring. There are so many other things in life I want to focus on like traveling with my partner and working on building my work career.” Yopp has been skiing since he was a toddler, and he acknowledges he will always be a skier at heart; he even entertains the idea of racing in the masters class in years to come. “I have been race skiing since I was a little kid,” states Yopp. “I grew up in Sisters, so Mt. Bachelor is really my
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Monster X Tour rolls into the County Fairgrounds BY KELSEY ROOK
I’m the very last person you’d expect to see at a monster truck show. I didn’t learn how to drive a car until I was 22 years old and seeing a fender bender or a tow-truck on the road can throw me into a full-on panic. And, in the two years that I lived in Cottage Grove, I thought the eerie howling noises I heard at night were some kind of spooky recurring wind storm. Turns out, I lived less than a mile from the Cottage Grove Speedway the whole time. But this weekend, you will find me at the Monster X Tour at Redmond’s Deschutes County Fairgrounds, high on adrenaline and exhaust fumes, watching a bunch of 10,000-plus-pound vehicles of destruction wheelie, race, and freestyle their way into my heart. Monster X Tour driver Bill Payne, whose Straight Up Racing shop and team have produced trucks with names like “Bone Crusher,” “Bucked Up,” and “California Kid,” is a Washington native who grew up with a love for all things destructive and dangerous. The 33-year-old has been racing for the last 12 years, and yet still struggles to find words to describe the thrill he experiences behind the wheel of a monster truck. “The driving part—there’s no description,” said Payne. “You get to ride the roller coaster, but you also get to tell the roller coaster where to go.” Payne is well known for his wild style on the track; most videos featuring him behind the wheel of his behemoth “Rockstar” show him performing mind-boggling vertical wheel stands and stomach-churning rollovers. Two years ago, his skill in the racing, wheelie, and freestyle categories made him the most winningest driver; lately, though, competition has gotten tougher. “Two years ago, I was on the top,” said Payne. “Then these young guys started figuring out how to do all my moves. This kid is 18 or 19 years old, he’s only been driving for six months, and he’s kicking my butt! Kids have no fear—they get hurt and they bounce right back.” According to Payne, young people make up the fastest-growing demographic of monster truck racers and enthusiasts. To parents, he recommends sitting monster
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truck-curious kiddos down in front of the computer and gauging their reaction to a video. The screams, howls, and roars of a stadium filled with 1,500-horsepower engines will either exhilarate or terrify most children. “Kids love to have the wow factor,” said Payne. “They’ve been in cars—they know what riding in their dad’s Ford pickup feels like— but they see that same pickup jumping way up in the air [and] they love it.” Most of today’s monster trucks are barely trucks at all—the car-crushing Frankensteins are anywhere from 5-6 tons of custom-fabricated devastation. Rockstar’s fiberglass Chevy Colorado truck frame is built over a custom chassis and transmis-
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GO HERE! With Great Gifts Come Great Vacation Itineraries BY CORBIN GENTZLER
Spring has officially sprung in the Cascades and it’s time to stop looking mournfully at those snowshoes and Nordic skis, dust off your hiking boots, and hit the trail. As we give thanks for seasonally appropriate activities, let’s consider for a moment how fortunate we are to live in this majestic place. Should this reflection move you toward stewardship, two organizations are offering vacation-worthy volunteer opportunities.
Twin Bridges Ride Weekly group ride led by shop mechanic Nick Salerno in conjunction with Visit Bend. Riding the registered Twin Bridges Scenic Bikeway, this great road ride has a decent pace challenging all levels. Come a little early for a fresh pastry and a beautifully crafted Stumptown morning beverage. Saturdays, 9:30am-noon. Crow’s Feet Commons, 875 NW Brooks. 541-728-0066. Free. Fat Bike Group Ride! It’s winter but that doesn’t mean you have to hibernate! Get on the bike and stay in shape with us! (Fat bike that is). Don’t have a fat bike? No problem, we have demos starting at $30! (Reservations are strongly recommended) Saturdays, 9am-1pm. Through March 28. Bend Cyclery, 133 SW Century Dr. Suite 202. 541-385-5256. Free. Fleet Feet Group Walks Thursdays, 6pm. Fleet Feet Sports, 1320 NW Galveston Ave. Free. FootZone Noon Run Order a Taco Stand burrito when you leave and we’ll have it when you return. Meet at FootZone for a three- to five-mile run. Wednesdays-noon. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free. March Nature Night: Beavers, Wolves, Fire & Logging Climate change is changing the face of the natural world. As we prepare for these changes, we have a chance to renew our partnership with natural world to compliment wildlife and human efforts to restore rivers and the lands around them. Join hydrologist Suzanne Fouty for a look at the role beavers play in transforming landscapes from water-poor to water-rich and the critical contribution that wolves, fire, and logging have in restoring health to our landscape. We’ll explore the connections, the challenges, and the opportunities these partners and strategies present using water as our guide and measure of success. March 18, 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St. Free, Register Online: http://www.deschuteslandtrust. org. Moms Running Group Rain or shine, FootZone hosts runs from three to four and a half-miles every Thursday meeting at FootZone. Thursdays, 9:30am. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free. Move it Mondays First and third Monday of the month will be a trail run, we will meet at FootZone and then carpool to the location. Second and fourth Mondays runs start and end at FootZone. 3-5 miles and paces between 7 and 12-minute miles can be accommodated. Mondays, 5:30pm. Foot Zone, 845 Wall St. 541-317-3568. Free. Birding Walks The Old Mill District and the East Cascades Audubon Society are again offering free weekly bird walks every other Friday. Walks are guided by an expert from the Society and wind around the trails that run along the Deschutes River. Appropriate for all ages and interested parties, from novices to experienced avian experts. Binoculars available for check out. Fri, March 20, 10am-noon. Ticket Mill, 475 Southwest Powerhouse Drive. 541-312-0131. Free. Snowshoe Tours Where: USFS snowshoe hut near Mt. Bachelor’s West Village Mountain Gateway building. Join a naturalist on a snowshoe tour at Mt. Bachelor and learn about alpine environments and the natural features of the Cascade Range. Wear snow boots and warm winter clothing. No previous experience required and snowshoes will be Provided. Brought to you in partnership by US Forest Service, Mt. Bachelor, and Discover Your Forest. Saturdays-Sundays, 10-11:30am and 1:30-3pm. Through March 29. Mt. Bachelor, 13000 Century Dr. 541-383-5530. Free, donations to support tours and other Discover Your Forest programs, are greatly appreciated.
HIKERS IN OWYHEE CANYONLANDS. PHOTO BY JEREMY FOX
Oregon Natural Desert Association Based in Bend and dedicated to protecting and restoring Oregon’s arid wonderlands, ONDA offers amazing volunteer opportunities for its members. Case in point, tomorrow’s Hart Mountain Sage-Grouse Lek Monitoring trip which has members camping in the Great Basin, rising before dawn and monitoring the spectacular mating dance of the vulnerable Greater sage-grouse. Volunteer members also enjoy outfitted excursions such as April’s Owyhee Wild and Scenic River Float for a super reasonable price. Memberships begin at as little as $20 for students. See more at ONDA.org Pacific Crest Trail Association The PCT sees over a thousand hikers a year and relies almost solely on volunteers to keep it up. To that end, the Pacific Crest Trail Association puts together a number of volunteer trail crews a year. They also provide a number of Trails Skills College sessions, where volunteers can receive free CPR, first aid, chainsawand crosscut saw training and certifications. Meals and camping are also included free of charge for skills students. All that is asked in return is a commitment to using those newly developed skills on the trail in the future. There are a number of upcoming skills courses close to Bend in the near future. Check out the PCTA volunteer page at PCTA.org.
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Get The Lead Out
Time to remove lead from hunting ammo BY JIM ANDERSON
DR. JEFF COONEY AND LAB VOLUNTEER JANICE FARNEY TREAT AN ADULT BALD EAGLE FOR LEAD AND PHYSICAL INJURIES. PHOTO BY SUE ANDERSON.
During a recent program at McMenamin’s in Bend, U.S. Geological Survey biologist and researcher Garth Herring presented the work he’s doing on the issue of lead in the tissue of wildlife, specifically big game, ground squirrels and raptors. Herring pointed out that the USGS research, plus other federal government and state agencies and private conservation identities, is confirming that lead-based ammunition, when used to shoot big game and “varmints,” is contributing to serious health hazards for a number of raptors, principally Swainson’s hawks and eagles. The research shows that in places like Christmas Valley— that abound in irrigated hay fields—raptors do not spend as much time foraging for prey as they do waiting for shooters to leave the fields so they can pick up the ground squirrel carcasses and take them to their nests to feed their young. When the carcasses are radiographed (X-rayed) splinters of lead are found throughout the body. Because the electronic equipment does not provide an accurate measurement of how much lead these splinters represent, the carcasses are put into a pot and cooked all day to turn the tissue into a liquid. Once the remains have reached a thin soup, they are run through a sieve that collects only lead. From this the re-
searchers could obtain accurate data of how much Pb was in the carcass and (could be) transferred to raptors. At each turn of the lead trail, Herring and his team played devil’s advocate and challenged their own findings, and by doing so forced themselves to be even more accurate as to how much lead was being transferred from ammunition to wildlife. The reality of what all this research means to raptors that have ingested lead-laced prey is seen daily by wildlife rehabbers. Dr. Jeff Cooney, of High Desert Wildlife and Rehabilitation in Bend, Gary Landers of Wild Wings Raptor Rehab in Sisters, and Lynn Thompkins of Blue Mountain Wildlife in Pendleton, plus veterinarians state-wide, have all treated raptors—especially eagles—for fatal doses of lead ingested via big game gut piles and shot ground squirrels left in hay fields. At this moment, Dr. Cooney of Bend has two bald eagles in his care. Both were struck by motor vehicles and suffered considerable physical damages, one with both legs broken, and both were found to have minor amounts of lead in their systems. These findings have left rehabbers with a qualified opinion that any amount of lead, once it begins to act on the movements and physiology of raptors, will affect their abili-
ties to get out of harm’s way. The battle that went on to ban lead in waterfowl hunting was nothing compared to the howling that’s going on today about banning lead in big game and varmint hunting. Yet, ammunition manufacturers, such as Barnes Bullets of Mona, Utah, and Nossler in Bend, have already designed and are selling non-lead ammunition. They can see the leadban coming and are in on the ground floor. Yes, non-lead ammunition is more expensive, probably about 25 percent, but when you look at that cost and compare it to the dollars spent in the purchase of large pickup trucks, campers, camp clothing, packs, food and all the other items hunters buy—ammunition is a small percentage of the total cost to hunt—and the more hunters purchase nonlead ammunition, the cheaper it will be. Which gets us to the Oregon Outdoor Council (OOC), a National Rifle Association-supported organization. Recently, a spokesman for this organization stated in The Bulletin that banning lead ammunition would hurt the state’s economy. He also stated there was no scientific evidence that lead was/is harmful to raptors. Chris Stanton, a teacher/hunter from Madras, took exception to the OOC’s statements and sent a letter stating his views to The Bulletin, but the paper didn’t publish it. This is some of what Stanton sees in banning lead ammunition: “I have hunted for decades and am well aware that the public’s perception of hunters is not always good and is steadily eroding. As a hunter I feel it is important to be ethical in the way we hunt. Times change and as information becomes available practices need to change with them. A case in point is the banning of lead shot for waterfowl hunting. Evidence was overwhelming that lead shot was contributing to huge numbers of waterfowl dying from ingested lead shot. Despite resistance from organizations like the NRA and some sportsman’s groups, a nationwide ban was imposed and steel shot has become the legal choice for waterfowl hunters.” Stanton then goes on to repute what the NRA and some hunting groups are saying if lead is banned. “Waterfowl hunters have not thrown away their shotguns and stopped hunting as OOC suggests will be the case if all lead ammo is banned in Oregon. Waterfowl hunters continue to pursue their sport and the lead versus steel shot controversy is no longer a consideration. OOC’s statement that the increased cost of non-lead ammunition, if it is even available (and it is), will cause hunters to give up hunting because of the economic impact is ridiculous.” He continues, “I love to hunt for a variety of reasons including the challenge of fairly stalking game, the comradeship of a few friends or my children around a campfire at night—and most of all—for the chance to obtain the best eating meat available. I also thrill at the sight of a soaring hawk or eagle, I am a scientist and birder. After considering the overwhelming evidence available on the negative impacts of leaded ammunition I am switching to nonleaded ammunition and encourage other outdoorsmen to follow suit, because, it’s the right thing to do.”
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The Gunman: Where BAM! and KA-POW! meet the AARP BY ERIK HENRIKSEN
The Baby Boomers—previously known as the cohort that inherited a pretty sweet setup from the Greatest Generation, and currently known as the cohort that somehow managed to mess everything up just in time for the Gen Xers and millennials—are getting old. And there are a lot of them. In 1950, Americans over the age of 60 made up 12 percent of the population; by 2020, that will have nearly doubled, to 22 percent. Which makes all these Taken and Expendables movies make sense. As their audiences have gotten older, Hollywood’s action heroes—once a job for youngsters who could move faster than anyone else—have aged up. The star of all three Taken movies, Liam Neeson, is 62. As for those Expendables: Sylvester Stallone is 68. Arnold Schwarzenegger is 67. Bruce Willis and Mel Gibson are 59. Harrison Ford is 72. Even the best and most vibrant of our current action series—I speak, of course, as always, of The Fast and the Furious films—might feature some cars drifting into handicapped spots when its seventh film opens next month. Vin Diesel and Jason Statham are 47. Kurt Russell’s 64. Dwayne Johnson, the spring chicken brought on board with Fast Five to inject some life into the series, is 42. Meanwhile, Robert Downey Jr., the linchpin of this May’s Avengers: Age of Ultron, is 49. All of this helps explain why The Gunman exists. Plotwise, it’s exactly what you’d expect a movie called The Gunman to be about: A noble man is hunted down, forced to fight back using only his very violent, very particular set of skills. In this case, said noble man is Jim Terrier (Sean Penn, 54), a former mercenary who, tortured by past misdeeds, spends his time making sure the people of the Congo have fresh drinking water. Naturally, it’s only a matter of time until Terrier’s past comes back to haunt murder him. If only Terrier had some kind of way to fight back. If only Terrier was some kind of… gunman. Directed by Taken’s Pierre Morel, The Gunman lurches along, hitting big dumb action beats and cramming in bit parts for a bunch of great character actors, from Idris Elba and Javier Bardem to Ray Winstone and Mark Rylance. But in between all the head-shootings and neck-stabbings and eye-gougings and out-of-the-blue face-punchings, there’s
something more interesting: Unlike almost every other action hero, Terrier really does seem too old for this shit. Like most retirees, he just wants to enjoy his hobbies, maybe travel once in a while, and sleep with a girlfriend 20 years his junior (Jasmine Trinca). But in dispatching an army of bad guys, grumpy old Terrier learns his lifetime of hard living has wrecked his body. Suffering from an illness as a result of his mercenary work (“Oh no, you’ve shot too many guns,” his doctor basically tells him, “you’ve got plaque in your brain”), Terrier’s a shell of his former self. Each time he fires a gun, it makes his condition worse, so in the middle of action scenes, he’ll get dizzy, or space out, or, like most retirees, just need a quick nap. Penn’s otherwise charmless performance offers, at least, a sense of dismay at all of this—a sense of betrayal as his body and mind start to fail him. That—turning an action movie into an aging movie—
Far From A Paint-By-Number Mr. Turner is Mike Leigh’s best film yet BY PHIL BUSSE
Commonly, Mike Leigh’s films have emphasized interpersonal tensions between characters, like in his breakout Secrets & Lies about a black woman tracking down her working class white birth mother, or Happy Go Lucky about a London school teacher’s whose eternal optimism goes against the grumpy grain. But, in Mr. Turner, his latest and perhaps greatest film, Leigh tells a story about more abstract themes of artistic and historic tensions. J.M.W. Turner, the namesake of Mr. Turner, certainly had some interpersonal tensions, an eccentric in early-to-mid-19th century painter who was out of sorts with the well-to-do art patrons in London and a solitary man who carried on a tacit affair for decades. But the film’s true joy comes from the exploration of the painter’s artistic tensions: Arriving at first as a Romantic landscape artist that selected common motifs like ships on storm-lashed seas, although certainly executing them with more drama than the rest, Turner soon pushed his paintings into more uncharted territory—and, many art historians now acknowledge, as a forefather to the Impressionism Era with his vivant, glowing colors and to the Abstract painters with his increasingly non-literal paintings. Timothy Spall, who started his career with the Royal Shakespeare Company before drifting to more quirky roles, like appearances in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events, plays the role of the title character to perfection, with a certain smug aloofness yet counterbalanced by the earnest desire for recognition. So highly recommended. Mr. Turner Dir. Leigh Opens Friday Tin Pan Theater
could have made for something pretty great. But The Gunman has too many of those big dumb action beats to hit; this is the kind of movie that, between brief spurts of moralizing about conditions in the Congo, features BMW getaways, a travel itinerary more exotic than 007’s, and lines like, “He’s gone—there’s nothing you can do for him.” (Penn helpfully grumbles that one after a character’s brains have been exploded directly into the camera.) Somewhere in The Gunman, there’s a movie about what it’s like to get old and still want to kick some ass. But to either their credit or discredit, everyone involved has done a pretty good job hiding it. The Gunman dir. Pierre Morel Opens Fri March 20 Various Theaters
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CHAPPIE While Chappie definitely looks like Short Circuit for the 21st century, because South African director Neill Blomkamp’s name is on it, we’re also likely to get some social commentary spritzed throughout bursts of ultra-violence. A police droid is stolen by revolutionaries (played in part by the members of Die Antwoord) and reprogramed to feel human emotion. Naturally, the government fears and hates Chappie, and sets about to destroy the robot and everything it stands for. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX CINDERELLA A live-action retelling of the Disney classic directed by Shakespearean master Kenneth Branagh. Disney will be able to print money pretty soon once the next STAR WARS movie comes out, so this version of Cinderella must exist just to remind people about the cartoon. Either way, this seems pointless and get the hell off my lawn. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Pine Theater, Redmond Theatre, Sisters Movie House
THE DIVERGENT SERIES: INSURGENT Even if you try to give Divergent (and its sequels) the benefit of the doubt that they aren’t just Hunger Games rip-offs, by the time you reach the end of the first book your optimism will be shredded. While Shailene Woodley is a fine actress, the Teen Post-Apocalyptic genre hits the wall pretty hard here and flails every which way with its pat ideas about freedom, individuality and painfully generic love. In this installment the factions start going to war and Kate Winslet cashes extra paychecks. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre
THE DUFF DUFF stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend and is about a young woman who finds out she’s the DUFF of her group and decides to try and upend her place in the social pecking order. I’m hoping she does this by murdering a ton of the shallow snots and creating her own post-popularity kingdom where you are judged by how kind you are to strangers instead of by how many followers on Instagram you have. Old Mill Stadium
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY The timeless saga of Christian Grey, the billionaire industrialist who likes a bit of BDSM with his orange juice and Anastasia Steele, the working class girl who’s never had an orgasm. Just like Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy or Heathcliff and Catherine, their incredible exploration of love crosses boundaries like mild torture, tons of pocket condoms and no scat play, whatsoever. Making libraries a little dirtier since 2011. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX FOCUS Will Smith and Margot Robbie as con artists getting ready to take down some marks sounds pretty delightful. Even though Smith’s movie star power has somewhat dimmed over the last few years, people forget that when he’s given a strong role, he tends to knock it out of the park. Not saying that this movie has that going for it, but Margot Robbie is damned delightful also, and if she and Will Smith had a baby, it would be too beautiful to look at. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX FOXCATCHER One of the most talked about films of the year stars Channing Tatum as an Olympic gold-winning wrestler who joins multi-millionaire John du Pont’s Team Foxcatcher in order to train for the 1988 South Korean Olympics. With Oscar nominations falling out of its foxcatcher, )plus we know how much the academy loves performances built around fake noses), expect this one to do well come Oscar time. Tin Pan Theater THE GUNMAN Sean Penn, Idris Elba, Javier Bardem and Ray Winstone in an action movie by the director of Taken sounds like a delight. Penn plays a sniper who kills a minister of the mines in the Congo. When he returns years later, he becomes the target of a hit squad and must use his very special set of skills. Expect brainless action with lots of slow motion in the rain and you should be well prepared for this one. Old Mill Stadium 16 &
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JUPITER ASCENDING From the creators of The Matrix Trilogy and the criminally underrated masterpiece Cloud Atlas. Jupiter Ascending is either poised to be this year’s sleeper sci-fi hit or a flop the size of Johnny Depp’s Mortdecai mustache. Mila Kunis plays Jupiter Jones, an unlucky Earth janitor who is actually space royalty and must be protected by Channing Tatum’s half albino, half wolf warrior Caine Wise. If this film is half as good as The Fifth Element, it will be much better than most sci-fi action releases of the last few years. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE The new film from the madcap bastard behind Layer Cake, Stardust and X-Men: First Class, Matthew Vaughn. Kingsman has Colin Firth using a bulletproof umbrella and beating a bunch of ass while never breaking a sweat. It also has Samuel L. Jackson dressing like Jay-Z, talking with a lisp and hellbent on world domination. I mean, sure, this could be one of the worst movies ever made, but it won’t be. It will be gloriously, batshit insane. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX
THE LAZARUS EFFECT A group of medical students figure out a way to bring the dead back to life, but when the dead are reanimated, they’re bringing some nasty stuff back with them. I saw this movie before when it was called Flatliners and had Julia Roberts, Kiefer Sutherland, Oliver Platt, Kevin Bacon and one of the damned Baldwins in it. That movie was awesome. This one won’t be because it didn’t even have the common courtesy to call this one Flatliners 2: The Flattening. Old Mill
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MCFARLAND, USA It’s a Kevin Costner sports movie. That should either be enough to put your butt in a seat or to avoid it altogether. For this writer, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, For Love of the Game and Tin Cup are awesome enough for him to deserve faith in his movies. If it’s half as good as Remember the Titans then I won’t be complaining. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre, Sisters Movie House
RUN ALL NIGHT Liam Neeson plays The Gravedigger, an aging mob hitman who has to go to war with his old boss/best friend in order to protect his son and family. Since the film boils down to Liam Neeson Vs. Ed Harris, it seems guaranteed to entertain with those two badasses squaring off against each other. Hopefully, this will be more in line with The Grey as opposed to Taken 3, because that movie was steamed garbage. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Redmond Theatre
THE SECOND BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL Leisurely strolling into theaters three years after the sleeper hit made 1000% profit comes a sequel no one really asked for, but will probably embrace all the same. Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Bill Nighy, Penelope Wilton, Dev Patel and everyone else returns to the Hotel but there is only one vacant room. Will Judi Dench and Maggie Smith fight with chains and teeth? Please make it so. Old Mill Stadium 16 & IMAX, Sisters Movie House
STILL ALICE Julianne Moore won an Oscar for her portrayal of Alice Howland, a linguistics professor who starts forgetting words due to early-onset Alzheimers. Oscar voters love an actor taking on a debilitating disease and Moore has been snubbed a few times in the past, so the stars aligned this year to give her the golden dude. Sisters Movie House UNFINISHED BUSINESS Vince Vaughn, Tom Wilkinson and Dave Franco travel to Europe to close a business deal and everything goes horribly wrong. Vince Vaughn is easy to pick on, but the combination of those actors is an inspired one. Although, the current 12% rating on Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t inspire much of anything. Old
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INTO THE WOODS A massively budgeted big screen adaptation of one of Stephen Sondheim’s most forgettable musicals by the dude who directed Chicago? Putting to music several of Grimm’s fairy tales and putting Meryl Streep, Anna Kendrick and Emily Blunt in it pushes it into interesting territory, but we also have Johnny Depp in another stupid damn hat, so...it could go either way. Consider this the magic 8-Ball
WHIPLASH Picture the bootcamp section of Full Metal Jacket but at a cutthroat music conservatory and you’ll have an idea of what to expect from Whiplash. This is mesmerizing, intense, edge-of-your-seat entertainment with two of the finest performances of year. Expect J.K. Simmons to go home with the Best Supporting Actor Oscar (although Ruffalo might squeeze by) at the end of the month. Tin Pan Theater
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Your Terrible Family BY W.M STEVEN HUMPHREY
Are you currently absolutely furious with your drunk sibling who has only two objectives in life (getting even drunker and cramming her hand down your boyfriend’s pants)? Is your mom so passive-aggressive that she posts public apologies for your behavior on her Facebook page? Does your dad shower you with gifts, love, and affection— after walking out on your family when you were six, and only now showing up on your doorstep with his 23-year-old girlfriend, who’s too busy taking selfies to say hello? Well turn that frown upside down, Grumpy Gus! Because this week on TV, there are three shows featuring families waaaay more terrible than yours! Such as… • Empire (Fox, Wed., March 18, 8 pm). I’ll admit I was slow to pick up on this drama about an African-American family running a record label, because frankly, the idea sounded sah-noooozy. BUT I WAS OH-SOWRONG. “Empire” is amazingly and hilariously over the top—kind of like a black “Dynasty,” or even better, a black “King Lear.” Patriarch Lucious Lyon (Terrrence Howard) is the CEO of Empire Entertainment, a wildly successful hiphop label. However, things poop the bed after he’s diagnosed with an incapacitating disease, forcing him to decide which of his three sons will inherit his kingdom. Will it be the inexperienced young buck, the shy, gay middle son, or the highly educated but EXTREMELY MENTALLY ILL oldest sibling? (Pro tip: Pick none of the above!) Piling on more drama is his evil arch-nemesis (played by Judd Nelson [!!]), and my early vote for the winner of 2015’s Emmy for best actress, Taraji P. Henson as his exwife Cookie. (She was sent to prison on a drug-running charge that originally funded Empire, and now she’s back for a piece of that delicious pie—and GURL? She is NOT
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8 PM FOX EMPIRE Season finale! In this two-hour season ender, Cookie is cooking up a plan to put herself back on top! 9 PM VH1 WALK OF SHAME SHUTTLE Debut! Kind of like HBO’s “Taxicab Confessions”— except for the morning after! (Looks funny!)
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9 PM ABC SCANDAL A woman threatens to blab all of Washington’s sexiest secrets! (Sexier than Edward Snowden, I hope!) 8 PM NBC THE SLAP Hector surprises Aisha with his darkest secret, while Aisha surprises Hector with…A SLAP!
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11:30 PM TOON CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL Season premiere! It’s five years later and the oversexed docs of Children’s Hospital are still the worst. SATURDAY 21 11:30 PM NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Comedian Kevin Hart hosts with verrry mysterrrrious musical guest Sia!
taking ANY MESS!) If you love crazy soap operas, satirical jabs at the hiphop industry, and people angrily sweeping everything off the top of their desks (my favorite pastime), catch all the previous episodes on Hulu, Amazon Prime, or iTunes, and don’t miss this week’s hilariously entertaining SEASON FINALE of “Empire!” • Bloodline (Netflix, complete season debuting Fri., March 20). Sam Shepard and Sissy Spacek are the owners of a beloved Florida Keys hotel, and parents of the perfect family…wellllll, perfect except for everyone harboring a dark secret, the family’s black sheep threatening to expose them all, and a dead body currently in the trunk of the car. Other than that? Just like your family! (Yeah, not so perfect.) • Neighbors with Benefits (A&E, Sun., March 22, 10 pm). First things first: “Swinging” is a great American institution, and I have nothing against it. However, it would behoove you to watch the new swingers reality show “Neighbors with Benefits” with a large grain of salt. Supposedly based in a Cincinnati subdivision, which just happens to house a bunch of wife-and-hubbyswapping families, the various couples get together, seduce each other, have sex, argue about the way they have sex, and then start the whole process over again. Meanwhile their poor children are screaming, “MOM!! DAD!! You’re EMBARRASSING MEEEEEEEEE!”
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9 PM HBO GIRLS Season finale! Caroline’s plan for a home birth is a terrible one—though she doesn’t seem to realize it. 9 PM AMC THE WALKING DEAD Life inside Alexandria starts to mimic the outside world—which means more decapitations, yay!
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12:30 PM CBS THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH JAMES CORDEN Debut! Meet Craig Ferguson’s replacement on the “Late Late Show,” Brit comedian James Corden! 9:30 PM FOX THE MINDY PROJECT Season finale! Who is the father of Mindy’s baby? Somebody get Maury Povich in here, quick!
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You’re entering a
time and space known as the Adlib Zone. In this territory, fertile chaos and inspirational uncertainty are freely available. Improvised formulas will generate stronger mojo than timeworn maxims. Creativity is de rigueur, and street smarts count for more than book-learning. May I offer some mottoes to live by when “common sense” is inadequate? 1. Don’t be a slave to necessity. 2. Be as slippery as you can be and still maintain your integrity. 3. Don’t just question authority; be thrilled about every chance you get to also question habit, tradition, fashion, trendiness, apathy, and dogma.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): By 1993, rock
band Guns N’ Roses had released five successful albums. But on the way to record their next masterpiece, there were numerous delays and diversions. Band members feuded. Some were fired and others departed. Eventually, only one original member remained to bring the task to conclusion with the help of new musicians. The sixth album, Chinese Democracy, finally emerged in 2008. I’m seeing a similarity between Guns N’ Roses’ process and one of your ongoing projects, Taurus. The good news is that I think most of the hassles and delays are behind you, or will be if you act now. You’re primed to make a big push toward the finish line.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The anonymous blogger at Neurolove.me gives advice on how to love a Gemini: “Don’t get impatient with their distractibility. Always make time for great conversation. Be understanding when they’re moody. Help them move past their insecurities, and tell them it’s not their job to please everyone. Let them have space but never let them be lonely.” I endorse all that good counsel, and add this: “To love Geminis, listen to them attentively, and with expansive flexibility. Don’t try to force them to be consistent; encourage them to experiment at uniting their sometimes conflicting urges. As best as you can, express appreciation not just for the parts of them that are easy to love but also for the parts that are not yet ripe or charming.” Now feel free, Gemini, to show this horoscope to those whose affection you want. CANCER (June 21-July 22): You have recently been to the mountaintop, at least metaphorically. Right? You wandered out to the high frontier and ruminated on the state of your fate from the most expansive vista you could find. Right? You have questioned the limitations you had previously accepted, and you have weaned yourself from at least one of your devitalizing comforts, and you have explored certain possibilities that had been taboo. Right? So what comes next? Here’s what I suggest: Start building a new framework or structure or system that will incorporate all that you’ve learned during your break.
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ternational code of food standards, there are 13 possible sizes for an olive. They include large, extra large, jumbo, extra jumbo, giant, colossal, super colossal, mammoth, and super mammoth. If I had my way, Leo, you would apply this mind-set to everything you do in the coming weeks. It’s time for you to think very big. You will thrive as you expand your mind, stretch your boundaries, increase your territory, amplify your self-expression, magnify your focus, and broaden your innocence.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough,” proclaimed humorist Josh Billings. That’s an exaggeration made for comic effect, of course. (And I think that some of life’s troubles also come from saying no too much and not saying yes enough.) But for you, Virgo, Billings’ advice will be especially pertinent in the coming weeks. In fact, my hypothesis is that you will be able to keep your troubles to a minimum and boost your progress to a maximum by being frugal with yes and ample with no. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your mind says, “I
need more room to move. I’ve got to feel free to experiment.” Your heart says, “I think maybe I need more commitment and certainty.” Your
astrologer suggests, “Be a bit more skeptical about the dream lover who seems to be interfering with your efforts to bond with the Real Thing.” I’m not sure which of these three sources you should heed, Libra. Do you think it might somehow be possible to honor them all? I invite you to try.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Without your
wound where would your power be?” asked writer Thornton Wilder. “The very angels themselves cannot persuade the wretched and blundering children on earth as can one human being broken on the wheels of living.” Let’s make that one of your ongoing meditations, Scorpio. I think the coming weeks will be an excellent time to come to a greater appreciation for your past losses. What capacities has your suffering given birth to? What failures have made you stronger? What crucial lessons and unexpected benefits have emerged from your sadness and madness?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Creating is not magic but work,” says Kevin Ashton, author of the book How to Fly a Horse: The Secret History of Creation, Invention, and Discovery. In other words, inspiration is a relatively small part of the creative process. Over the long haul, the more important factors are self-discipline, organized thinking, hard work, and attention to detail. And yet inspiration isn’t irrelevant, either. Brainstorms and periodic leaps of insight can be highly useful. That’s a good reminder as you enter a phase when you’re likely to be more imaginative and original than usual. I expect creative excitement to be a regular visitor. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The fictional
detective Sherlock Holmes was a good Capricorn, born January 6, 1854. In the course of Arthur Conan Doyle’s 60 stories about his life, he revealed his exceptional talent as an analytical thinker. His attention to details was essential to his success, and so was his expertise at gathering information. He did have a problem with addictive drugs, however. Morphine tempted him now and then, and cocaine more often, usually when he wasn’t feeling sufficiently challenged. Let this serve as a gentle warning, Capricorn. In the coming weeks, seek more relaxation and downtime than usual. Focus on recharging your psychic batteries. But please be sure that doesn’t cause you to get bored and then dabble with self-sabotaging stimuli.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): English is my first language. Years ago there was a time when I spoke a lot of French with my Parisian girlfriend, but my skill faded after we broke up. So I’m not bilingual in the usual sense. But I do have some mastery in the language of music, thanks to my career as a singer-songwriter. Having raised a daughter, I also learned to converse in the language of children. And I’ve remembered and worked with my nightly dreams every day for decades, so I speak the language of dreams. What about you, Aquarius? In the coming weeks, I bet you’ll be challenged to make more extensive use of one of your second languages. It’s time to be adaptable and resourceful in your approach to communication. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Do you need a
reason to think sharper and work smarter and try harder? I’ll give you four reasons. 1. Because you’re finally ready to get healing for the inner saboteur who in the past has undermined your confidence. 2. Because you’re finally ready to see the objective truth about one of your selfdoubts, which is that it’s a delusion. 3. Because you’re finally ready to stop blaming an adversary for a certain obstacle you face, which means the obstacle will become easier to overcome. 4. Because you’re finally ready to understand that in order to nurture and hone your ample creativity, you have to use it to improve your life on a regular basis.
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NEWS QUIRKS CURSES, FOILED AGAIN
Rocco Tumbarello, 41, stole stuff from a home in West Boynton, FL, authorities there said, but he didn’t get far. He lives across the street. The victim came home to find had his 42-inch TV and his mother’s laptop gone, the sheriff’s report said, and spotted his neighbor “running across the street with his television in his hands.” (South Florida Sun Sentinel) The civil marriage of Zubair Khan, 48, and Beata Szilagyi, 33, was exposed as a ruse to skirt British immigration laws when Khan couldn’t remember Szilagyi’s name. He delayed the ceremony to call his marriage broker for the name. The suspicious registrar called authorities, who arrested bride and groom for what Home Office immigration official Andy Sharpe called “a farcical, but nonetheless serious attempt.” (New York Daily News)
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The month after an inebriated government employee crashed a small drone on the White House lawn, the Secret Service announced plans to test its own “unmanned aircraft systems” to help protect the White House from drone attacks and other incursions. “I don’t think we’re talking about a battle of drones in the skies,” Michael Drobac, executive director of the pro-drone Small UAV Coalition, said. “This isn’t ‘Battlestar Galactica’ gone drone. I think this is simply an ability to monitor. I’m confident they’re not intending to use weaponized drones.” (The Washington Times)
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U.S. Customs and Border Protection posted job opportunities for doctors to help monitor suspected smugglers’ bowel movements at New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport. Applicants must be available around the clock to use X-rays to examine body cavities of suspected “swallowers.” If drugs or other contraband materials are detected, “the detainee may be held for a monitored bowel movement (MBM) to wait the passage of the contraband,” according to the CBP, which uses a high-tech toilet to recover the material from the waste passed by the suspected smuggler. (The Washington Times) Human waste left by climbers on Mount Everest is causing pollution and threatening to spread disease, according to the head of Nepal’s mountaineering association. Ang Tshering told reporters more than 700 foreign climbers and guides spend two months climbing the world’s tallest peak during the brief climbing season, leaving feces and urine at four camps where they stay to acclimate themselves to the altitude. “Climbers usually dig holes in the snow for their toilet use and leave the human waste there,” Tshering said, adding the waste has been “piling up” for years. (Associated Press)
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Erik Johnson spent 10 days in a hospital burn unit in Lindenhurst, NY, recovering from second- and third-degree burns after his iPhone exploded in his pocket. “I bent over to get keys, and all I heard was a ‘pop’ and after a little ‘ssshh,’ smoke coming out and just like an instant burn,” Johnson said. “My leg just starts going on fire, try to get it out, can’t get it out. I was literally jumping up and down to get the phone out of my pocket, but I had dress pants on. I think the phone melted my pockets shut so I couldn’t get into it, and I had to rip my pants off. A couple of people actually said they could smell my body burning.” Apple said it is looking into the case. (CNN)
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Christopher Miller, 41, served 15 years in prison for robbing three businesses, including a Stride Rite shoe store in Toms River, NJ The day after he was paroled, he returned to the same Stride Rite store and robbed the same clerk, who had been notified of Miller’s release. Miller pleaded guilty and faces 10 to 20 years in prison. (NJ.com)
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Mary McKaig, 54, asked a Florida court to void her online bid of $100,500 for a foreclosed home because she was under the influence of “judgment-altering” prescription diet pills. After her bid was accepted, McKaig discovered the property has more than $400,000 of debt. “The diet pill seems like a convenient excuse for not doing their research before bidding,” said Lloyd McClendon, CEO of RealAuction.com, which handled the transaction. (ABC News) Drug companies boost sales with promotional campaigns to create awareness of medical conditions that their drugs treat. A recent example is Vyvanse, which the Food and Drug Administration approved to treat binge eating, even though it previously forbade its maker, Shire, from promoting Vyvanse as an obesity drug because of its amphetamine content. Immediately following approval, Shire donated $100,000 to the nonprofit Binge Eating Disorder Association and paid retired tennis player Monica Seles to appear on television talk shows to share how she once secretly devoured food. The American Psychiatric Association officially recognized binge-eating disorder in 2013, opening up the new market for Vyvanse. “Once a pharmaceutical company gets permission to advertise for it, it can become quite widely prescribed, and even tend to be overpriced,” said Dr. B. Timothy Walsh, professor of psychiatry at the New York State Psychiatric Institute at Columbia University. (The New York Times)
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Cho Hyn-ah, the former Korean Air vice president who ordered a plane back to its gate after a first-class flight attendant served her macadamia nuts in an unopened package instead of on a plate, received a year in prison for violating aviation safety law. Park Chang-jin, the steward who was removed from the plane, said Cho, one of South Korea’s wealthiest women, forced him and the junior attendant to apologize on their knees, “like slaves in a medieval era.” (The New York Times)
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on her issues—in a therapist’s office and/or with a great reason-based self-help book, Dr. Albert Ellis’ A Guide to Rational Living (because her flip-outs are ultimately caused by her failing to apply reason). Gently point out that just because she has a feeling—like jealousy or anxiety—she doesn’t have to act on it. Sure, in the moment, it’s easy to go straight to crazytown. Avoiding that takes preplanning. She needs to resolve to instead pull out the evidence—the spreadsheets of your prior behavior—and assess the likelihood that what you’re “picking up at the store” is actually just milk and not a 5’10” blonde. Give yourself a deadline to see some progress. Not necessarily miraculous change but some indication that she’s trying—and that you might someday be greeted with a kiss and a “How was your day?” instead of a gavel and a “How do you plead?”
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2343 NW Drouillard Ave.
2453 NW Crossing Dr. Single level in NorthWest Crossing has a spacious great room with natural light. Features 3 BRs.
$449,500
Mid-century modern single level home in Northwest Crossing. 2 BR, 2 BA plus den.
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